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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.
- 0:09Speaker 1: At all at all.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Don't give them.
- 0:15Speaker 1: The bus busy.
- 0:21Speaker 2: Steve, Yeah, listening to me to.
- 0:26Speaker 4: Show I don't joy Yeah, Joy.
- 0:59Speaker 3: You gotta turn love you. You got to turn.
- 1:41Speaker 4: To turn the mouth the turn you probably got to
- 1:44Speaker 4: turn the.
- 1:44Speaker 3: Mouth, turn out, turn the word of the jap. Look, come.
- 1:58Speaker 5: Come on, you'll think uh huh, I sure will like
- 2:03Speaker 5: co mar thing. Everybody you are listening to the voice.
- 2:07Speaker 5: Come on now, dig me one and only Steve Harvey
- 2:11Speaker 5: Man oh man, got a radio show. The only way
- 2:15Speaker 5: to find your real purpose, your real mission in life,
- 2:18Speaker 5: your real what for the thing that you got to
- 2:21Speaker 5: go get it get after is you got to connect
- 2:24Speaker 5: with God. You have to connect with him because as
- 2:28Speaker 5: your creator, no one knows better what you were made
- 2:31Speaker 5: for than your maker.
- 2:33Speaker 2: I mean not just I mean.
- 2:37Speaker 5: Man, and you just make a lot of common sense,
- 2:40Speaker 5: don't it. I mean really, you know, people kill me
- 2:45Speaker 5: with the lack of belief. I think that science is
- 2:51Speaker 5: very real. I think that science is very applicable. I
- 2:55Speaker 5: think that science helps us learn so many things. But
- 3:01Speaker 5: science ain't everything. Now, you might as well under that
- 3:05Speaker 5: there's some unexplainables that science can't wrap their mind around.
- 3:09Speaker 5: So here they go with something else. And then you
- 3:12Speaker 5: got the nay sayers who use that, the non believers
- 3:16Speaker 5: who use that as the proof that there is no
- 3:18Speaker 5: high calling or how being. And I'm listening to me,
- 3:23Speaker 5: I don't really into explaining all that a way. If
- 3:25Speaker 5: that's how you feel, then gone and get the feeling
- 3:28Speaker 5: how you feeling with it. But let me explain something
- 3:30Speaker 5: to you. I just don't see how God is really
- 3:34Speaker 5: almost unexplainable to me. So really for me to sit
- 3:37Speaker 5: here and try to explain, I'm really not that good
- 3:40Speaker 5: of a guy, you know what I mean, I'm not
- 3:42Speaker 5: that person. So let me try to give you something
- 3:44Speaker 5: real here. Okay, So this we done. Just had that moment.
- 3:47Speaker 2: I had to get that off my chest. I want,
- 3:50Speaker 2: I want.
- 3:50Speaker 5: I want to share something with you about when you
- 3:54Speaker 5: strike out to find your mission, or how about when
- 3:59Speaker 5: you strike out on your mission once you discover what
- 4:04Speaker 5: your purpose is, or let's simplify, what happens when you
- 4:10Speaker 5: set a goal.
- 4:13Speaker 2: And you're ready to strike out on that goal. What
- 4:15Speaker 2: happens when you.
- 4:19Speaker 5: Set an ambition in front of you or put something
- 4:22Speaker 5: in your sights that you want to attain, that you
- 4:24Speaker 5: want to become successful at. What's the mind set that
- 4:29Speaker 5: you have to develop. There are three things you must
- 4:36Speaker 5: first ask, You must then believe, and you must then receive.
- 4:43Speaker 5: Now the received part, all these parts iss got a
- 4:49Speaker 5: thing to it. You gotta ask. You just got to
- 4:52Speaker 5: ask for it. You know you've heard the scripture before,
- 4:56Speaker 5: you have not because you ask not Why don't you ask?
- 5:00Speaker 5: But then after you ask.
- 5:02Speaker 6: Here's the kick.
- 5:04Speaker 2: You got to believe that it can happen for you.
- 5:07Speaker 5: Stop looking at the success of other people and not
- 5:10Speaker 5: thinking that that same success can happen for you. Then
- 5:13Speaker 5: I'm not saying that Pacific way specific way. I'm just
- 5:18Speaker 5: saying that a success can happen for you, just like
- 5:21Speaker 5: it can happen for somebody else. Why do you think
- 5:24Speaker 5: it keeps happening to other people over and over because
- 5:28Speaker 5: they ask and they believe. Now here's the cold part.
- 5:32Speaker 2: Receive it? Oh what you mean? Receive it? I ask
- 5:36Speaker 2: for it, I believe in it. Why would I not
- 5:39Speaker 2: want to receive it?
- 5:40Speaker 5: Act like it, Act like it's already there. Behaviors though
- 5:48Speaker 5: you have it in your hands, Smile about it. Realize
- 5:54Speaker 5: that man is just days away, and how many other
- 5:59Speaker 5: days that it is.
- 6:00Speaker 2: If it's days away, it's just days away.
- 6:05Speaker 5: We don't know if it's gonna happen tomorrow, next week,
- 6:07Speaker 5: in thirty days. We don't know if it's gonna take
- 6:10Speaker 5: a few years. But you got to receive it though.
- 6:15Speaker 5: You gotta ask, You got to believe, and you got
- 6:19Speaker 5: to receive it. You gotta act as though as that
- 6:22Speaker 5: Now as another part now to this about work, you
- 6:25Speaker 5: don't please. Faith with our works is dead. Don't think
- 6:28Speaker 5: you're gonna just ask for something believing and then go
- 6:30Speaker 5: sit down, start watching TV. Come on, now, let's get real.
- 6:33Speaker 5: Let's not leave out the other jewel. You got to work.
- 6:38Speaker 2: But now.
- 6:41Speaker 5: Here hear what I want you to know about when
- 6:43Speaker 5: you strike out on that mission, that the journey that
- 6:48Speaker 5: you strike out on to accomplish a goal or to
- 6:52Speaker 5: set out on the mission, the journey, if you could
- 6:55Speaker 5: understand this, or to help you so much, the journey
- 6:58Speaker 5: is a process. It's not an arrival date. It's a process.
- 7:06Speaker 5: All you're looking to do, folks, is start the process.
- 7:12Speaker 5: Get it started. Don't worry about the arrival date. Act
- 7:18Speaker 5: like it's there. The arrival date is coming. But here
- 7:24Speaker 5: is the beauty of the journey being a process. But
- 7:30Speaker 5: all along the way of your journey you will find success.
- 7:36Speaker 2: The whole time you're on the journey, The whole time
- 7:41Speaker 2: you're in the.
- 7:42Speaker 5: Process of finding your mission, fulfilling your mission, uncovering your dreams.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Reaching your goals.
- 7:48Speaker 5: The beauty of it is all along the way you're
- 7:52Speaker 5: going to find success.
- 7:55Speaker 2: On so many levels. And people fail to look at
- 7:59Speaker 2: that part.
- 8:00Speaker 5: They keep thinking of themselves, Man, I ain't there yet,
- 8:04Speaker 5: I ain't you know. It's like when you take a
- 8:06Speaker 5: little kid on a long car tripping there in the
- 8:08Speaker 5: back seat.
- 8:08Speaker 2: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
- 8:10Speaker 7: Boy?
- 8:11Speaker 5: If you just look out the window, see where we've
- 8:15Speaker 5: done being Look out the window, look at the mountains,
- 8:18Speaker 5: Look at these.
- 8:19Speaker 2: Trees, look at the views we got.
- 8:22Speaker 5: No, we ain't there yet, But Lord have mercy, look
- 8:25Speaker 5: at what he's showing us along the way. Smell the roses,
- 8:31Speaker 5: have yourself a cup of coffee, chill every now and then,
- 8:36Speaker 5: and see what he's doing for you.
- 8:39Speaker 2: Because the journey is a process.
- 8:41Speaker 5: But man, know that in the process of arriving at
- 8:45Speaker 5: your designated gold dream, ambition, or mission, understand this, that
- 8:51Speaker 5: the journey is a process. But all along the way
- 8:54Speaker 5: you'll find success. There are things that are going to
- 8:57Speaker 5: happen to you along the way, man, that will be
- 9:00Speaker 5: so gratifying and fulfilling. Where the journey is joyful, there
- 9:06Speaker 5: is joy in the journey. You don't have to be
- 9:10Speaker 5: there to appreciate the ride. Appreciate the journey and the process.
- 9:18Speaker 5: Stop getting mad because you ain't at the arrival dat
- 9:21Speaker 5: or your dreams ain't come true yet. Look up, Look up.
- 9:25Speaker 5: You might discover, man, that you're living better. You might
- 9:28Speaker 5: discover that you don't have a million yet, but you'd
- 9:30Speaker 5: have made a quarter of a million. What you tripping
- 9:33Speaker 5: for because you ain't got the million yet? Remember when
- 9:35Speaker 5: you didn't have nothing?
- 9:37Speaker 8: Be grateful for the two hundred and fifty thousand dollar mark,
- 9:41Speaker 8: the one hundred thousand dollars mark, the three hundred and
- 9:44Speaker 8: twenty two thousand dollar mark. Don't you understand, man, You
- 9:48Speaker 8: may not be where you wanna be, But man, can't
- 9:50Speaker 8: you thank God that you ain't where you was?
- 9:53Speaker 2: How about that? One?
- 9:54Speaker 6: Huh?
- 9:55Speaker 2: All right?
- 9:56Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show.
- 10:01Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen.
- 10:02Speaker 5: You know it's another day, another opportunity to another chance,
- 10:05Speaker 5: another blessing from God.
- 10:07Speaker 2: This is a brand new day. Man, oh man, oh man.
- 10:09Speaker 2: I'm grateful for it.
- 10:11Speaker 5: You know what. I woke up this morning, I said, bad,
- 10:14Speaker 5: I expect something great to happen in my life today.
- 10:17Speaker 5: I'm open to receive all the grace, the goodness, the mercies,
- 10:22Speaker 5: all the blessings, whatever he got for me. And if
- 10:26Speaker 5: a challenge presents itself to me, I also understand that
- 10:30Speaker 5: that is part of the design to get me ready
- 10:33Speaker 5: for the blessing to come. I'm in good shape either
- 10:37Speaker 5: way it go. You just got to get that mindset, y'all.
- 10:40Speaker 5: You do a whole lot better. Steve Harvey, Marny Show
- 10:43Speaker 5: Sherloon Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior and the
- 10:46Speaker 5: legend that is Nephew Tommy Jr.
- 10:49Speaker 2: Yeah, always excited, always.
- 10:54Speaker 9: Hey, do you get nervous when things going too good?
- 10:59Speaker 9: You get nervous about that when there ain't nothing going
- 11:02Speaker 9: to everything going right, You just like, wait a minute,
- 11:05Speaker 9: ain't know when it's.
- 11:06Speaker 3: Good for me?
- 11:07Speaker 2: No, I don't. I don't have a moment.
- 11:10Speaker 10: No, he's going too good here, what he's going too good?
- 11:21Speaker 2: Too good?
- 11:22Speaker 11: Now?
- 11:23Speaker 5: Man, it's like this kind of way I look at it, JR.
- 11:29Speaker 5: It's I know it's going to rain, and I just
- 11:32Speaker 5: look at rain two different ways. I can either dance
- 11:36Speaker 5: in it or get an umbrella and enjoy it. And
- 11:41Speaker 5: that's my philosophy because you know, man, look when it's
- 11:44Speaker 5: going good, you know, I try to stay level. I
- 11:47Speaker 5: don't get too up, I don't get too down. I
- 11:49Speaker 5: kind of stay I kind of stay level, man, like
- 11:52Speaker 5: you know, when it's going good for me, I appreciate it.
- 11:54Speaker 11: I love it.
- 11:54Speaker 5: And when it's going bad for me, I appreciate it.
- 11:56Speaker 5: Our level out. I just try to stay that now.
- 11:59Speaker 5: My human Yeah do I do. I vary from time
- 12:02Speaker 5: to time and deviate off the balance line, y'all. I
- 12:05Speaker 5: do because I'm human being. But I know, but I
- 12:07Speaker 5: know how to catch myself and get back to just
- 12:10Speaker 5: being okay with how it is. I think I think
- 12:14Speaker 5: the main thing with me, mine be honest with you,
- 12:19Speaker 5: is I think I've said this before, but I think
- 12:22Speaker 5: the main thing about me if somebody would have asked me,
- 12:24Speaker 5: what's your greatest attribute, you know what I would tell them.
- 12:30Speaker 5: I know how to suffer. Hm, I know how to suffer.
- 12:38Speaker 5: I have mastered the art of suffering. Now I don't.
- 12:45Speaker 5: I don't like it, I don't enjoy it, I don't
- 12:48Speaker 5: want it. But I have I have mastered how to
- 12:51Speaker 5: endure it. And I know I've mastered it because I've
- 12:54Speaker 5: done it every single time up till now, every single
- 12:59Speaker 5: suffering more I've ever had, I've survived all of them, all,
- 13:05Speaker 5: every last one of them. I didn't give up, not
- 13:07Speaker 5: now time I didn't throw in the tie, not now time.
- 13:13Speaker 5: I've endured, I've suffered. I've learned how to suffer well man,
- 13:18Speaker 5: and that's been my strongest attribute. But you've mastered being
- 13:22Speaker 5: rich too. You've done that very well. Not part two,
- 13:27Speaker 5: not part two it's been, but you have not faulted
- 13:31Speaker 5: and being rich at all?
- 13:32Speaker 7: You have.
- 13:35Speaker 6: Well.
- 13:36Speaker 12: Coming up at thirty two minutes ought to be some
- 13:39Speaker 12: type of reward. We'll run that brank back with a
- 13:41Speaker 12: nephew right after this.
- 13:43Speaker 1: You're listening.
- 13:45Speaker 12: Morning show, all right, It is time now to run
- 13:48Speaker 12: that prank back with Look who's back.
- 13:51Speaker 1: He's here the nephew. It must be Tuesday, Yeah.
- 13:55Speaker 2: Yeah, come back on Mondays. He ain't got that part
- 13:59Speaker 2: of suffering down yet. What you got this right here?
- 14:08Speaker 2: Is Can you bring me some paper? Can you bring
- 14:10Speaker 2: me some paper? We've all done that.
- 14:11Speaker 13: We all went into the bathroom then didn't double look
- 14:15Speaker 13: and make sure you were prepared, and you're screaming out
- 14:17Speaker 13: the del Can you bring me some paper?
- 14:19Speaker 2: Got dog? If you could?
- 14:22Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah,
- 14:27Speaker 7: this childie, this childie, How can I help you? Hey, listen,
- 14:33Speaker 7: I'm you by singing with I'm sorry, it's Scotty man.
- 14:37Speaker 7: I'm I'm house sitting for Riata, y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
- 14:42Speaker 7: she told me she was going out town. What can
- 14:44Speaker 7: I do for you?
- 14:44Speaker 1: Brother?
- 14:45Speaker 7: I thought, y'all down the way man, y'all, I'm in
- 14:47Speaker 7: the house. Our houses, yeah, I think let's see. Yeah,
- 14:51Speaker 7: we four houses down. Okay. Now she loved me a
- 14:54Speaker 7: number man, love me, y'all know me? And then she
- 14:57Speaker 7: loved miss Dars. No. I tried to call Miss Darks,
- 14:59Speaker 7: but then nobody after the phone. Yeah, she know, I'm
- 15:01Speaker 7: in church around this time. Real said she was gonna
- 15:04Speaker 7: be gone for a minute. So you say you down
- 15:06Speaker 7: there right right right? And she told me if I
- 15:08Speaker 7: got an emergency anything, that I could reach out to
- 15:10Speaker 7: y'all and call y'all right, right right, okay? Are you
- 15:14Speaker 7: are you busy right now?
- 15:15Speaker 5: Man?
- 15:16Speaker 7: Well? Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife
- 15:18Speaker 7: some dinner and got some meat on the grill. But
- 15:21Speaker 7: other than that, you know, okay, I mean you you
- 15:25Speaker 7: you are you able to help me out with something
- 15:26Speaker 7: right quick? Or you got you got time for that? Well?
- 15:29Speaker 7: Like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If
- 15:31Speaker 7: it's something I can help you with, I you know,
- 15:33Speaker 7: I don't mind coming down there and showing you doing
- 15:37Speaker 7: whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie,
- 15:39Speaker 7: would you out to have any paper?
- 15:41Speaker 9: Man?
- 15:41Speaker 7: Any paper? Yeah? I think I got some newspaper. What
- 15:46Speaker 7: you're trying to No no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 15:48Speaker 7: no news. But I mean some paper. You have some paper?
- 15:51Speaker 7: What notebook? Paper? No? See man, listen, Charlie. Like I said,
- 15:56Speaker 7: my name Scotted, Man, I know you don't know me.
- 15:57Speaker 7: I didn't got myself in this situation here down here
- 16:00Speaker 7: the house man, and I didn't. Man, I'm in a
- 16:05Speaker 7: situation I actually and in the bathroom.
- 16:09Speaker 11: Man.
- 16:10Speaker 7: It ain't no paper in here. Dog. So you're saying
- 16:13Speaker 7: you want me to bring you some toilet paper. I mean,
- 16:16Speaker 7: if you don't mind, I'm sitting in my legs, ain't
- 16:18Speaker 7: got none of my I can't feel my whole little body. Man,
- 16:22Speaker 7: from butt down, I can't feel nothing, my feet, everything
- 16:24Speaker 7: that went to sleep on me. Hold up, babe, this
- 16:27Speaker 7: dude down here riad the house saying he wants me
- 16:30Speaker 7: to bring his paper because he didn't got numb sitting
- 16:33Speaker 7: on the truck. Man, look at it, bruh. I'm in
- 16:35Speaker 7: the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you,
- 16:38Speaker 7: but you know, I mean tell you ain't about four
- 16:40Speaker 7: hours a doc. Can you just run down here right quickly.
- 16:42Speaker 7: I'm in the back door open, I say. Man, I
- 16:44Speaker 7: understand all that you're saying, but like I said, I'm
- 16:47Speaker 7: in the middle of cooking for my wife. We having
- 16:49Speaker 7: a little special occasion because our kids and stuff gone,
- 16:51Speaker 7: and I can't leave her like that just to come
- 16:53Speaker 7: bring you know, paper. Now, what I can tell you
- 16:56Speaker 7: to do is if Rita got one of them childs
- 16:58Speaker 7: or something down. Man, I'm not using nobody tie like.
- 17:02Speaker 7: That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but lord your voice. Man,
- 17:05Speaker 7: you calling me to help you, and you acting like
- 17:08Speaker 7: I caused you to not have no Guy, you the
- 17:12Speaker 7: handsey doing the Bachelor. I got all I'm asking for.
- 17:16Speaker 7: Just ain't gonna take no more but two three minutes.
- 17:18Speaker 7: Run down here right quick and bring the paper man
- 17:19Speaker 7: and then you get on back to your dinner. Well
- 17:21Speaker 7: what you would sounds like what you need to do. Brother,
- 17:23Speaker 7: you said you had emergency. I thought the house or
- 17:26Speaker 7: the dog that got out, or you had locked yourself
- 17:29Speaker 7: out the house. But I'm not gonna come down there
- 17:31Speaker 7: and bring you no tables because that doesn't sound like emergency.
- 17:34Speaker 7: That sounds like some personal And furthermore, you're in the
- 17:37Speaker 7: bathroom just jump, toot your coat, getting a shot on white.
- 17:41Speaker 7: So I'm not feel the dog. That's like I said,
- 17:43Speaker 7: I'm numb right now. Man, I need some help. It's
- 17:45Speaker 7: on it. So you want me to come down there
- 17:46Speaker 7: and bring you some toilet papers and pick your number?
- 17:49Speaker 7: You can't get up out the caller if I want
- 17:52Speaker 7: to help you things this day. That's why I'm trying
- 17:54Speaker 7: to tell you I'm in an emerging see man, Okay,
- 17:57Speaker 7: Well that, like I said, Man, that don't sound like
- 17:59Speaker 7: the emergency. It seems like a little quick fix. Get
- 18:02Speaker 7: your drawings and white your draws. So the way go
- 18:06Speaker 7: get you some molds. I mean, I'm not sending to
- 18:08Speaker 7: walk four houses down there to bring you some toilet papers.
- 18:11Speaker 7: Your legs number, How you gonna get up and open
- 18:13Speaker 7: the door? The back door is over. All you gotta
- 18:16Speaker 7: do is come in here and reaching him and pass
- 18:18Speaker 7: me roll the paper man. That's all I'm asking you
- 18:20Speaker 7: to do, Mister Charlie, I understand that, But I'm not
- 18:23Speaker 7: gonna come down there and bring you no table. I'm
- 18:25Speaker 7: not going to bring you bring me some paper down here? Man,
- 18:28Speaker 7: your man to say, Man, who the hell you think
- 18:32Speaker 7: you holling at? You need me? I don't need you
- 18:34Speaker 7: or won't you to do something? Man? You see, I'm
- 18:36Speaker 7: sitting in a situation narda left y'all number that y'all
- 18:39Speaker 7: will help me while I'm down there house watching. Man
- 18:41Speaker 7: just cheers, crazy baby. Man, what wrot you? You're gonna
- 18:45Speaker 7: call me asking me to bring you some newspaper. I
- 18:47Speaker 7: told you that I was in the middle of fixing
- 18:50Speaker 7: me and my wife some dinner and you come calling
- 18:52Speaker 7: me talking about some paper. Man. I don't want to
- 18:54Speaker 7: hear no, by no doubt, and I ain't coming down
- 18:57Speaker 7: there to bring you no paper man. Hello, Charlie, you're
- 19:04Speaker 7: gonna bring this paper man. Man, Look like I told
- 19:06Speaker 7: you before I ask him, bring you no paper down there.
- 19:09Speaker 7: We don't wipe no on this street. Old old man,
- 19:11Speaker 7: I can't just you can't just leave me here. And
- 19:13Speaker 7: I'm numb like this boss to come bring no brown man,
- 19:16Speaker 7: no toilet papers because he is responsible when he go
- 19:19Speaker 7: into the restroom. That sound like a personal problem. You
- 19:21Speaker 7: you too wrong for that, just a situation said though
- 19:24Speaker 7: this is an emergency. Man, Man, that don't sound in
- 19:26Speaker 7: no burgency. That sound like a personal problem that you
- 19:30Speaker 7: got going on. I'm on with Jordan's gonna get off
- 19:32Speaker 7: of here. Man, you be off of I don't give
- 19:35Speaker 7: a about you being man, not a fact. As soon
- 19:38Speaker 7: as you get your out of there, you so, man,
- 19:41Speaker 7: you come on down here. I'm coming down there by
- 19:43Speaker 7: the truck. I'm coming down there the way. I am
- 19:46Speaker 7: just like this hell and I'm gonna warp for not
- 19:48Speaker 7: helping me while I'm in a situation. Will bring your tomb.
- 19:52Speaker 7: I got one more thing I need to say to
- 19:53Speaker 7: you that I'm gonna do, is you're listening, bring your tongue.
- 19:56Speaker 7: I got some snake skin shoes that fit right up,
- 19:59Speaker 7: clean up on it. I got one more thing. If
- 20:02Speaker 7: you listening, man, what man like I said? What what
- 20:05Speaker 7: you got to say? Man? This nephew Tommy from the
- 20:07Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your neighbor. Reader.
- 20:12Speaker 7: Ain't this dam from the radio station? Is this comming
- 20:17Speaker 7: from the Steve Harby Morning Show? Reader? Got you call
- 20:22Speaker 7: the man? You had me house fill? Come down there,
- 20:26Speaker 7: man and boy, go down and be glad. I'm eating.
- 20:31Speaker 7: I can't believe it. Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man,
- 20:34Speaker 7: one more thing. What is what is the baddest I'm
- 20:37Speaker 7: talking about the baddest radio show in the last the
- 20:40Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Show, y'all playing prancical jokes sold folks, man.
- 20:46Speaker 6: And now you have it, miss take it away than
- 20:50Speaker 6: you stride.
- 20:54Speaker 12: Well, you had a nice long vacation. You're listening hard
- 21:02Speaker 12: morning show coming up at the top of the hour.
- 21:05Speaker 12: In entertainment news, Republican supporters are carrying around fake cups
- 21:10Speaker 12: of Republican VP nominee jd Vance'stheed Plus Tina Knowles says
- 21:15Speaker 12: she just realized what Beyonce's song ego is all about.
- 21:19Speaker 12: And R and B singer Tank says Chris Brown is
- 21:21Speaker 12: in fact better than Michael Jackson.
- 21:24Speaker 1: Uh oh.
- 21:25Speaker 12: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
- 21:28Speaker 12: of the hour, but right now it is time to
- 21:30Speaker 12: ask the CLO. This is from Charmaine and Paramus Charmaine said.
- 21:35Speaker 12: Paramus Charmaine says, I'm a fifty eight year old married woman,
- 21:39Speaker 12: and I let my husband help my best friend out
- 21:41Speaker 12: whenever she meets him because her husband died two years ago.
- 21:45Speaker 12: My mother came to visit from Nigeria and said that
- 21:48Speaker 12: I'm giving him permission to cheat.
- 21:50Speaker 1: I don't see it that way. Does my mother know
- 21:52Speaker 1: best in this situation?
- 21:54Speaker 2: I mean not really.
- 21:56Speaker 5: I mean you have intuition too, yo, Mama ain't the
- 21:59Speaker 5: only one got into wishing. Sometimes everybody's intuition ain't intuition.
- 22:03Speaker 5: Some people just mess it, you know. Difference, Yeah, there's
- 22:11Speaker 5: a there's a difference, and I think in this case
- 22:13Speaker 5: I can DIFFERENTI differentiate the too. You have an intuition.
- 22:17Speaker 5: You pretty much know your husband, you know the woman.
- 22:20Speaker 5: I think you're doing an an honorable thing. Now, your
- 22:23Speaker 5: mama over here some of that old backwoods, you know.
- 22:30Speaker 5: So now if he go over there, he's gonna have
- 22:31Speaker 5: some beet root put on him, and he gonna have
- 22:33Speaker 5: a chicken leg hanging around his neck. Now he gonna
- 22:36Speaker 5: be you know, she's gonna get a pair of his
- 22:38Speaker 5: drawls and balling and some live soap, and then your
- 22:42Speaker 5: husband gonna be over there and gonna be going up
- 22:45Speaker 5: to the house in a handicapped ramp.
- 22:47Speaker 2: That's how it all start. You know, it's just called foolish.
- 22:53Speaker 3: All that. I mean.
- 22:56Speaker 5: You know, once again there's intuition and there's me, and
- 23:00Speaker 5: you're messy. I just gave you what messy sounded like.
- 23:05Speaker 14: Yes, that was messy, all right, So you don't think so,
- 23:13Speaker 14: you don't think so, No, nothing, You have no indication
- 23:18Speaker 14: of that at all, Okay, usually you don't.
- 23:22Speaker 6: Okay.
- 23:23Speaker 5: I think Mamma just trying to stay over here from Nigeria,
- 23:25Speaker 5: that's all, and to help you through it.
- 23:31Speaker 12: Moving on to MICHAELA in Nashville, Michayla says, I met
- 23:33Speaker 12: a guy in the red light and we pulled into
- 23:35Speaker 12: the parking lot to chat. We were standing by my
- 23:38Speaker 12: car when his wife pulled up and started acting a fool.
- 23:42Speaker 12: She said she better not see me again. Can I
- 23:45Speaker 12: call him to see if his wife meant what she said?
- 23:49Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, go ahead and go yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 23:52Speaker 5: yeah yeah, go ahead and call him to see if
- 23:55Speaker 5: his wife meant what he said. I promise you she
- 23:58Speaker 5: meant every word. But sometimes people need to see. Yeah,
- 24:04Speaker 5: it's like the kid, don't believe the stove hot till
- 24:06Speaker 5: they stick. They damn hand up.
- 24:09Speaker 1: Call him.
- 24:12Speaker 5: Call And she was right, because what you're doing with
- 24:15Speaker 5: his number, you don't see them. I have to you'll
- 24:21Speaker 5: see the red flag. Also, I got it. So you
- 24:25Speaker 5: took the red flag and just put it in the
- 24:27Speaker 5: trunck of your car, drove off with it, and then
- 24:30Speaker 5: you're gonna then you're gonna write us.
- 24:32Speaker 12: Yeah, she know where her husband was, so she got
- 24:35Speaker 12: an app together tracking.
- 24:38Speaker 5: Device because he'd have done this before. And before before
- 24:44Speaker 5: she got that, he had already gave her a number.
- 24:47Speaker 1: Yeah for sure, Yeah all right.
- 24:50Speaker 12: Moving on to Willard in Columbia, Willard writes, I've been
- 24:54Speaker 12: with my girlfriend for twelve years, and I never thought
- 24:57Speaker 12: about cheating on her.
- 24:58Speaker 1: She told me that she has a.
- 25:00Speaker 12: Lot of fantasies about being with a younger man. I
- 25:03Speaker 12: would never tell her no mess like that. What's gotten
- 25:06Speaker 12: into her?
- 25:06Speaker 1: She cheating on me?
- 25:08Speaker 2: I knew they was old. His name Willard will nobody
- 25:15Speaker 2: name they baby willet, no more Willard.
- 25:20Speaker 5: I knew this from old ass people, that she'd have
- 25:22Speaker 5: had a fantasy about being by a younger man.
- 25:24Speaker 2: I was dreaming last night that I was with a
- 25:27Speaker 2: man that was fifty nine shy.
- 25:33Speaker 5: He was just as viral. He was, Oh lord, you
- 25:40Speaker 5: standing there with had on clean shouts, he'd all elastic,
- 25:47Speaker 5: was still in the drone. He was standing there stroll.
- 25:50Speaker 3: That's what she was saying.
- 25:52Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 25:53Speaker 2: Yeah, he just had a little pot stomach. It hadn't
- 25:55Speaker 2: got all the way out yet.
- 25:58Speaker 1: They've been together twelve years. He still calls her his girlfriend.
- 26:02Speaker 6: Yeah, a long time.
- 26:05Speaker 2: He caps. Wasn't Harley Wrinkle yet. There should be little
- 26:10Speaker 2: stuff you'd be looking forward.
- 26:16Speaker 6: Willie will.
- 26:17Speaker 2: He had had a double chin, but when he stick
- 26:20Speaker 2: his chin out, he go away. I look at sexy.
- 26:26Speaker 1: I wanted him.
- 26:30Speaker 5: I was over at his house and on his night staying.
- 26:33Speaker 5: It was only half fool, I said, look up here
- 26:35Speaker 5: with bottles only half fool.
- 26:39Speaker 2: Look up hire. This man ain't on but sich prescriptions.
- 26:50Speaker 1: He is a catch. Okay, so is she cheating? That's
- 26:56Speaker 1: what he wants to know.
- 26:59Speaker 5: He thinks, well, and you've told you she han't fantasies
- 27:02Speaker 5: about young men, but you have fantasy about young man.
- 27:05Speaker 2: That don't mean man, won't you?
- 27:06Speaker 1: Who is she? He's this girlfriend of twelve years.
- 27:10Speaker 5: Everybody got you know, hey, hey, everybody, everybody got fantasy.
- 27:16Speaker 5: Most of them fantasies. Stay right there, a fantastic.
- 27:23Speaker 1: All right, last one, Steve, This is from Crystal in Richmond.
- 27:27Speaker 12: Cristel says, one of my best girlfriends has found the
- 27:30Speaker 12: Lord after years of sleeping with a married man. She
- 27:34Speaker 12: testifies to me all the time, and every experience of
- 27:38Speaker 12: her life is tied to a Bible verse.
- 27:41Speaker 1: I'm a Christian too, but this is overkilled. How do
- 27:45Speaker 1: I tell her?
- 27:46Speaker 3: Well?
- 27:46Speaker 5: New Christians is like that. You know it's filled, you know,
- 27:54Speaker 5: you know it'll settled down after a while. You know,
- 27:58Speaker 5: you ever called somebody house? Remember when they had machine?
- 28:01Speaker 5: Never call somebody house? An s machine pick up and
- 28:05Speaker 5: you got to hear a whole chapter. Yet, blessed hell, good, hope,
- 28:12Speaker 5: I hope you're having a great damn blessed in holly
- 28:14Speaker 5: favor and realizing and knowing that the Lord give it them,
- 28:16Speaker 5: the Lord take it, that almighty sanctified that I live
- 28:20Speaker 5: it in the world. Know if not thine own self
- 28:22Speaker 5: into thine own self be true. And know if that
- 28:26Speaker 5: whether it thou goest there, so he be, and whether
- 28:29Speaker 5: are two or more gathered.
- 28:30Speaker 2: In His name, so shall he be. Also.
- 28:33Speaker 5: That is praise and rejoice for knowing that no weapon
- 28:36Speaker 5: formed against me shall prosper Isaiah fifty four seventeen, Isaiah
- 28:40Speaker 5: forty three one and two.
- 28:41Speaker 2: I can walk through the rivers and say, hey, I
- 28:43Speaker 2: just called to say.
- 28:44Speaker 1: Hi, what's happening?
- 28:49Speaker 7: Dog?
- 28:53Speaker 2: Have a blessed day in Jesus name.
- 29:00Speaker 3: All right?
- 29:01Speaker 5: Oh you ever just talk to somebody and they always
- 29:03Speaker 5: got that holy greeting, Hey, how you doing? Blessed and
- 29:07Speaker 5: highly favorite field its sanctified and holy ghost feel how
- 29:10Speaker 5: are you today?
- 29:11Speaker 2: Well? All right, face, I was just going to know
- 29:14Speaker 2: if you want to go have a drink.
- 29:17Speaker 1: Harvey coming up at the top of the arm. We'll
- 29:21Speaker 1: have some entertainment news for you right after this. You're
- 29:26Speaker 1: listening hard Morning show.
- 29:31Speaker 12: According to TMZ, Trump and Vance's MAGA supporters are carrying
- 29:35Speaker 12: around fake specimen jars now with the label JD Vance
- 29:40Speaker 12: Family Kit. Pictures have hit the Internet of people outfitted
- 29:43Speaker 12: in Maga merchandise with pictures of Donald Trump, bald eagles
- 29:47Speaker 12: and American flags on their T shirts and holding in
- 29:51Speaker 12: their hands fake sperm sample cups with JD. Vance's face
- 29:55Speaker 12: stickered on the front. This is the latest dumb stunt
- 29:59Speaker 12: to dig at the Democrats, American couples dealing with fertility issues,
- 30:03Speaker 12: and Democratic VP nominee Governor Tim Walt, who has been
- 30:06Speaker 12: very open about his struggles with infertility. Governor Watson his
- 30:10Speaker 12: wife Gwen went through extensive I v F treatments to
- 30:14Speaker 12: try and have a baby, and they were eventually successful
- 30:17Speaker 12: and now they have two children.
- 30:19Speaker 2: So here we go with that.
- 30:21Speaker 5: Yeah, they got right now, they ain't got nothing to do.
- 30:28Speaker 2: I can't wait for the debate.
- 30:29Speaker 1: I can't September tenth.
- 30:31Speaker 5: Yeah, because you because Donald Trump cannot hold the line.
- 30:36Speaker 2: He just can't do it.
- 30:38Speaker 5: And the and them and them and them real them them,
- 30:41Speaker 5: them low level Trump supporters. They's some different kind of yeah, man,
- 30:48Speaker 5: you said the interviews they be having with They'm.
- 30:53Speaker 2: Just a bunch of weirdo. You're walking around with who's
- 30:57Speaker 2: the last president Obama? And he honest in all this mess?
- 31:01Speaker 1: Hey exactly that was after Obama.
- 31:11Speaker 12: They're different, Yeah, Yeah, speaking of trendon this right here
- 31:18Speaker 12: is crazy.
- 31:19Speaker 3: JD.
- 31:19Speaker 1: Vance.
- 31:20Speaker 12: His attacks on Vice President Kamala Harris are at a
- 31:24Speaker 12: whole new disgusting level.
- 31:26Speaker 1: Might we say, an all new low, a whole new low.
- 31:30Speaker 12: While on Fox News, Vance compared the vice president to
- 31:33Speaker 12: Jeffrey Epstein. He said, quote, giving Kamala Harris control over
- 31:38Speaker 12: inflation policy, Shannon is like giving Jeffrey Epstein control over
- 31:43Speaker 12: human trafficking policy.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Excuse me what.
- 31:47Speaker 5: He's First of all, First of all, you're the vice
- 31:51Speaker 5: president nominee.
- 31:53Speaker 2: Yeah, vice president nominee. Anybody listening to you? Next door?
- 31:58Speaker 12: Shelby Entertainment News. Yeah, we're definitely moving on from that
- 32:03Speaker 12: Beyonce song. Remember her song Ego that was released I
- 32:06Speaker 12: guess about sixteen years ago now, Well, anyway, her mom,
- 32:10Speaker 12: Tina Knowles, is just realizing the double meaning behind that song.
- 32:15Speaker 12: Tina shared a clip of the song from that which
- 32:18Speaker 12: was recently featured on a Can I Vibe with You podcast,
- 32:21Speaker 12: with a caption, Wow, I just realized that she wasn't
- 32:24Speaker 12: talking about that ego.
- 32:27Speaker 1: Oh my, I'm serious. I really didn't know.
- 32:29Speaker 12: Some people share the lyrics on her page. It's too big,
- 32:33Speaker 12: it's too wide.
- 32:35Speaker 1: You know, come on, Mama t Andre.
- 32:38Speaker 12: Yeah, after sixteen years, right, it's okay, it's all right,
- 32:45Speaker 12: all right.
- 32:45Speaker 1: So here's a question.
- 32:47Speaker 12: What other song or movie can you think of that
- 32:49Speaker 12: you were shocked to learn the real meaning of the
- 32:52Speaker 12: song or plot?
- 32:54Speaker 6: Oh?
- 32:54Speaker 5: Hell, Ojay's brand, Brandy? What they sitting by the open fireplace?
- 33:02Speaker 5: And my favorite dungarees on the few balls of a melody?
- 33:07Speaker 5: And it sounded sweet to me, thought, I gave up,
- 33:10Speaker 5: take a look around, but my feet got in the way.
- 33:13Speaker 5: Stumbled to the door. It was right in the floor.
- 33:16Speaker 5: I could see her face, But how could it be?
- 33:19Speaker 5: She ran away from me. My best friend's gone. I'm
- 33:22Speaker 5: so all alone.
- 33:24Speaker 1: I rather me?
- 33:25Speaker 5: He is you?
- 33:26Speaker 2: Brandy? That was a song by the Damn Dog. We
- 33:33Speaker 2: were all shot boy my life.
- 33:37Speaker 13: Yeah, you're a fine girl. I thought Brandon was a
- 33:40Speaker 13: super fine girl.
- 33:41Speaker 3: It's hard and left right.
- 33:45Speaker 1: That was about a dog.
- 33:47Speaker 3: Yell, that's just.
- 33:48Speaker 6: That's just like Steve with with the with the book
- 33:52Speaker 6: Eli Blind.
- 33:55Speaker 5: The third time I watched that movie, I still didn't
- 33:58Speaker 5: know he was blind because talking about the Book of
- 34:03Speaker 5: Eli when he was blind, I said, what movie y'all
- 34:06Speaker 5: talking about?
- 34:07Speaker 1: But you said, we all did a collective? What stage
- 34:11Speaker 1: we all did it?
- 34:14Speaker 3: Blind?
- 34:15Speaker 2: One the people he killed?
- 34:17Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what made him so cold. Yeah, that's why
- 34:20Speaker 1: it was such a great movie. Yeah, No, that was cold.
- 34:24Speaker 2: If you could see.
- 34:28Speaker 3: Eli was cold either way.
- 34:30Speaker 2: Yes, and you watched it three times. I had no
- 34:36Speaker 2: idea he was blind.
- 34:40Speaker 12: Arguing that's up and down, thought j whole damn everyone
- 34:45Speaker 12: was Yeah, that was really fun. Okay, so we got
- 34:49Speaker 12: Brandy book of Eli. Well, anything else, Junior, anything come
- 34:56Speaker 12: to mind?
- 34:57Speaker 1: Wop penan want you to see?
- 35:02Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 35:03Speaker 6: What take my house in my car for a hit
- 35:06Speaker 6: of you? I said, were talking about drugs here?
- 35:10Speaker 2: Woman?
- 35:11Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 35:11Speaker 1: Or one?
- 35:12Speaker 10: I'm confused at my own group?
- 35:14Speaker 6: Is well?
- 35:15Speaker 2: Well with your group? It could have been either. Yeah,
- 35:21Speaker 2: I didn't.
- 35:24Speaker 1: See surely cracking up.
- 35:29Speaker 6: I didn't know.
- 35:29Speaker 13: I didn't know Mary Jane was by weed. Oh yeah, okay,
- 35:37Speaker 13: yeah I thought that was another fine ass girl.
- 35:40Speaker 6: I thought that was Yeah, were married, Jane?
- 35:44Speaker 1: Yeah, when did you find out?
- 35:47Speaker 2: It was a long time. It was years years later.
- 35:49Speaker 2: I didn't know. I never I knew. I ain't Mary Jane.
- 35:52Speaker 2: I didn't know what that was about about ten years ago. Yeah,
- 35:59Speaker 2: I'm just saying that.
- 35:59Speaker 12: For you, coming up in twenty minutes after Tank says
- 36:04Speaker 12: Chris Brown is in fact better than Michael Jackson. We'll
- 36:09Speaker 12: talk about that right after this.
- 36:11Speaker 1: Boy, you're listening hard morning show.
- 36:16Speaker 12: All right, So I don't know how this came up,
- 36:19Speaker 12: but anyway, R and B singer Tank was a recent
- 36:23Speaker 12: guest on stephen A Smith's show Slash Podcast, and Tank said, quote,
- 36:29Speaker 12: Chris Brown is in fact better than Michael Jackson end quote.
- 36:34Speaker 12: Even stephen A had to say, Tank, do you understand
- 36:37Speaker 12: what you're saying?
- 36:39Speaker 1: Do you understand it?
- 36:42Speaker 12: Tank also posted more of his response to his social
- 36:44Speaker 12: media followers with a caption, I know you're going to
- 36:47Speaker 12: talk about MJ's catalog and record sales, but Michael had
- 36:51Speaker 12: a lot of people helping him. Chris Brown's winning in
- 36:55Speaker 12: vocal ability, writing ability, and he orchestrates his own movements
- 36:59Speaker 12: from studio and visual end quote.
- 37:02Speaker 1: So what do you guys?
- 37:04Speaker 2: Come on, Steve Well, listen, listen to me. Tank is off.
- 37:09Speaker 2: He's off. He's off by a long shot. I'll tell
- 37:13Speaker 2: you what.
- 37:13Speaker 5: Listen to me, ask Chris Brown. Chris Brown will tell
- 37:18Speaker 5: you himself.
- 37:19Speaker 11: Mm hmm.
- 37:20Speaker 5: He's not gonna take that away from Michael Jackson. Just
- 37:24Speaker 5: out of respect. I've heard Chris Brown talk about jack
- 37:32Speaker 5: Chris Brown is amazing.
- 37:37Speaker 1: Is he a better dancer Chris Brown than Michael?
- 37:40Speaker 5: I mean, Chris Brown exceptional as a dancer. He's just
- 37:45Speaker 5: he's a superstar. He's everything.
- 37:48Speaker 2: I mean, is a bad boy. It ain't you know?
- 37:54Speaker 2: Oh no, he's shere greatness better than Michael Jackson. What amen.
- 37:58Speaker 5: Let me tell you this foolishness that's also on tanks
- 38:01Speaker 5: page because I just ran across it. He was talking
- 38:05Speaker 5: about the greatness of Lebron James, which is undeniable. Oh yeah,
- 38:10Speaker 5: but he was saying he was great because he plays
- 38:14Speaker 5: with current monsters. He named Joannick and Bibe and Steph
- 38:18Speaker 5: Curry and all these players, Devin Booker and all these players,
- 38:22Speaker 5: he said, and Michael just played amongst regular men, and
- 38:27Speaker 5: these monsters today would go back and destroy those players.
- 38:31Speaker 5: I looked at him. I even commented on his page,
- 38:35Speaker 5: and I never comment. I went on tanks page and commented, what, look,
- 38:42Speaker 5: Lebron James greatness is undeniable, That's what I'm talking about.
- 38:46Speaker 5: But you can stop talking about these boys today would
- 38:49Speaker 5: go back and destroy those people in that era. You
- 38:52Speaker 5: talking about magic Johnson. You're talking about Charles Barker, You're
- 38:55Speaker 5: talking about Kareem abdu Jabali, youre talking about Shaquille, You're
- 38:59Speaker 5: talking about Charles Barkley, You're talking about you.
- 39:02Speaker 2: Boy, I can't even stop. Hey, you talking about what
- 39:09Speaker 2: are you saying? And then for you to say that
- 39:11Speaker 2: they will go back and destroy it? Sure, I just won't.
- 39:14Speaker 7: Boy.
- 39:14Speaker 6: They can't even take a file from back then.
- 39:18Speaker 5: They didn't go to Isaiah Thomas Man you Scottie Pippitt, Boy, boy.
- 39:24Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, this date debate could go on and
- 39:28Speaker 1: on and on.
- 39:28Speaker 12: All right, coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
- 39:31Speaker 12: did you see Professor Michael Eric Jackson, Czech South Carolina,
- 39:35Speaker 12: Republican Representative Nancy Mace on CNN case Shamistead.
- 39:39Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. That's bad boy,
- 39:41Speaker 1: right there, you're listening Hard Morning show.
- 39:46Speaker 12: Well, Professor Michael Eric Dyson, several other political pundits, and
- 39:51Speaker 12: Republican Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina. Uh, we're all
- 39:54Speaker 12: recent panelists on CNN's Night CNN's News Night to discuss
- 39:59Speaker 12: Vice President Kamala Harris's policies. Republican Representative Mace kept mispronouncing
- 40:04Speaker 12: the Vice president's name, and when the panel corrected her
- 40:07Speaker 12: several times, she responded, I will say Kamala's name anyway
- 40:10Speaker 12: that I want to take a listen to Professor Michael
- 40:14Speaker 12: Eric Dyson's response, A.
- 40:15Speaker 2: Wonderful human being.
- 40:17Speaker 9: But but but when you disrespect Kamala Harris by saying
- 40:20Speaker 9: you will call her whatever you want, I know you
- 40:22Speaker 9: don't intend it to.
- 40:22Speaker 3: Be that way.
- 40:23Speaker 14: That's the history and legacy of white disregard for the
- 40:26Speaker 14: humanity of black people.
- 40:27Speaker 1: Calling that is complete.
- 40:30Speaker 10: You don't have to no, no, you are wow.
- 40:35Speaker 12: You don't have to intend racism to accomplish it.
- 40:39Speaker 3: That's a line right there.
- 40:41Speaker 2: She was talking to the wrong dude.
- 40:43Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely. He went on to say some other things.
- 40:46Speaker 1: Check it out, Check it out. What's discussing respect of her?
- 40:54Speaker 1: It is her disrespective woman. She doesn't know what a
- 40:57Speaker 1: woman is. And if twenty five years ago I.
- 41:00Speaker 5: Have to go to tell black women who paid the
- 41:02Speaker 5: price of blood to make this country what it is
- 41:04Speaker 5: to tell them they're not real women who Michael Eric Dyson, Boy,
- 41:10Speaker 5: but you know this woman was sitting up here talking
- 41:12Speaker 5: about she don't know who a woman is. You know
- 41:15Speaker 5: they make such ignorant as you know, But I'm so
- 41:20Speaker 5: glad when somebody got time for them.
- 41:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I got they need to be checked.
- 41:27Speaker 5: Yes, Oh my goodness, are you calling me a racist?
- 41:31Speaker 5: Are you calling me because that's complete bs? Well your intent,
- 41:36Speaker 5: it don't stop you from being I didn't mean I
- 41:39Speaker 5: said it like that. That's not being racist. Well, I'm
- 41:40Speaker 5: sorry what you thought it was, but it is. Yes,
- 41:44Speaker 5: I call her whatever I want to call you. Well
- 41:47Speaker 5: you would, first of all, would you say that about Hillary?
- 41:51Speaker 5: Would you say that about Millennia?
- 41:54Speaker 7: No?
- 41:55Speaker 5: No, they find ways, yeah, to men of minds us
- 42:01Speaker 5: at any opportunity they can. I mean, they're making this
- 42:05Speaker 5: this woman like she's a DEI higher. This woman is
- 42:09Speaker 5: more qualified to be in office than y'all's candidate. What
- 42:13Speaker 5: has qualified him to have been the president in the
- 42:17Speaker 5: first place? Because last time we saw him he was
- 42:19Speaker 5: on a reality show.
- 42:21Speaker 1: Yeah, yeahrentice, And.
- 42:25Speaker 2: When he became president.
- 42:27Speaker 5: Ain't nobody going over what happened when he was president
- 42:31Speaker 5: because it was a fiasco. And they're talking about the
- 42:35Speaker 5: trillion dollar debt. He tripled the debt of the United
- 42:39Speaker 5: States when he became the president, which is his business model.
- 42:43Speaker 5: He runs Trump Trump enterprises off of debt in the ground.
- 42:48Speaker 2: That is rich people.
- 42:50Speaker 3: Man.
- 42:50Speaker 7: Me.
- 42:50Speaker 2: The whole thing is other people's money. Never use your
- 42:54Speaker 2: own money.
- 42:56Speaker 5: That's how you accumulate wealth by using other people's money,
- 43:00Speaker 5: and alone is not considered income.
- 43:06Speaker 6: You better, you better school for rich boy? Call the
- 43:10Speaker 6: I R. S.
- 43:13Speaker 12: And And how dare her mispronounce Kamala Harris's name? Just
- 43:18Speaker 12: call her madame vice president? You have to worry about
- 43:20Speaker 12: her first name and how respect on her name? Her
- 43:24Speaker 12: name all of a sudden, it's so hard to pronounce.
- 43:26Speaker 12: But you can pronounce all these foreign dignitary names, all
- 43:30Speaker 12: of their names.
- 43:31Speaker 5: But she wants to disrespect her. The ultimate disrespect was
- 43:35Speaker 5: she she's not even a woman?
- 43:39Speaker 2: Is statement?
- 43:41Speaker 1: What does that means?
- 43:44Speaker 7: You know?
- 43:45Speaker 5: Look, are y'all running for office? Are y'all trying to
- 43:47Speaker 5: be doctors? What y'all want to be?
- 43:52Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 43:53Speaker 12: I'm glad I didn't see that because I definitely would
- 43:56Speaker 12: have grown something at my TV that.
- 44:00Speaker 1: That was horrible right there.
- 44:02Speaker 12: But she got checked as she should by Professor Michael
- 44:06Speaker 12: Eric Dyson.
- 44:07Speaker 1: Meanwhile, yes, the.
- 44:10Speaker 12: Democratic National Convention is going on in Chicago, and President
- 44:14Speaker 12: Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama are scheduled to speak
- 44:17Speaker 12: tonight at the DNC from the convention floor.
- 44:22Speaker 1: Looking forward to.
- 44:24Speaker 12: That President Obama and former friend Yes speaking tonight, schedule, Yes, yes, yes,
- 44:29Speaker 12: it's checking going on.
- 44:35Speaker 7: All right?
- 44:35Speaker 12: Coming up next to nephew and today's prank phone call
- 44:38Speaker 12: right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show.
- 44:43Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
- 44:45Speaker 1: four minutes after.
- 44:46Speaker 12: It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
- 44:49Speaker 12: I put my money on the other dude.
- 44:52Speaker 1: Put my money on the other dude.
- 44:54Speaker 7: Wow.
- 44:54Speaker 1: We'll find out what that's all about in just a.
- 44:57Speaker 12: Few because right now the nephew is here with today's
- 45:01Speaker 12: frank phone call.
- 45:01Speaker 1: Nephew, what you got for us?
- 45:04Speaker 2: All right?
- 45:04Speaker 13: This right here, Shirley is Can your wife help me
- 45:08Speaker 13: with my thesis? Can your wife help me with my thesis?
- 45:13Speaker 1: Your professor?
- 45:15Speaker 13: No, no, it's not it's not. I just you know,
- 45:19Speaker 13: I need to talk to this man wife and see
- 45:21Speaker 13: if he will approve of this. Can your wife help
- 45:25Speaker 13: me with my thesis? If you don't mind, cat dog,
- 45:28Speaker 13: if you would.
- 45:31Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read.
- 45:35Speaker 11: Yeah, Well who is it?
- 45:36Speaker 7: Hey? Mone ain't ellis man? Is this downs is a husband.
- 45:40Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, this me.
- 45:42Speaker 7: Hey, man, listen, my mother is mystery man. She goes
- 45:46Speaker 7: to church with with with your wife's moms with his
- 45:50Speaker 7: mother and uh, I'm actually in middle school, man, And
- 45:53Speaker 7: they told me your wife she's a she's a nurse.
- 45:57Speaker 7: Is that right? Yeah?
- 45:59Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, chip nurse. But you say, you say your
- 46:02Speaker 11: mama go to church with.
- 46:03Speaker 7: My wife's mama right right now, my mother she goes
- 46:07Speaker 7: to church with with with mother.
- 46:10Speaker 11: Okay, then all right?
- 46:11Speaker 7: Uh? When I was calling you off for damn man,
- 46:13Speaker 7: if you didn't mind, I wanted to I'm going. I'm
- 46:16Speaker 7: getting ready to do my thesis. Man, I'm doing my
- 46:18Speaker 7: thesis for the end of the year, uh end of
- 46:20Speaker 7: the semester, man for Mad's school. And they told me
- 46:24Speaker 7: your wife, you know that might be able to help
- 46:26Speaker 7: me out. So I was hoping I could talk to
- 46:28Speaker 7: her for a second if you.
- 46:29Speaker 11: On mind, yeah, hold on real quick, all right, hold on, okay,
- 46:33Speaker 11: you want to talk to you mama, So you want
- 46:36Speaker 11: to talk to you?
- 46:39Speaker 7: Hello? Hello, hey, yes, hey, how you doing. My name
- 46:44Speaker 7: is ellis my mother? Did you go to church with
- 46:46Speaker 7: your with your mother? Uh? Huh? And they gave me
- 46:49Speaker 7: your number that you might be able to help me
- 46:51Speaker 7: out with some stuff. I'm in mad school right now.
- 46:53Speaker 7: I'm studying to be a gynecologist, and uh that you
- 46:56Speaker 7: might be able to help me out with some things.
- 46:57Speaker 7: I wanted to reach out to you if it was cool.
- 46:59Speaker 11: Okay, what's your name?
- 47:00Speaker 7: Against Ellis?
- 47:02Speaker 11: And your mom goes to church with my mom's right? Okay, right?
- 47:05Speaker 7: Okay? What? What? What? What I'm doing is, I'm doing
- 47:08Speaker 7: my thesis and you know, this is the this is
- 47:11Speaker 7: my big end of the year exam. And what I'm
- 47:14Speaker 7: doing is I'm making my thesis a video and opposed
- 47:18Speaker 7: to a report, so everything is gonna be on video.
- 47:21Speaker 7: So what I'm trying to do is actually get a
- 47:22Speaker 7: time where I can hook up with you and maybe
- 47:24Speaker 7: examine you and get all that on video.
- 47:27Speaker 11: So you say you want to video tape me, I
- 47:31Speaker 11: will be.
- 47:31Speaker 7: Giving you you know, and I put you, you know,
- 47:34Speaker 7: your legs and the stirrups and all that, and just
- 47:36Speaker 7: video me doing the actual examination on you.
- 47:38Speaker 11: Do you want a video? You want to video him
- 47:41Speaker 11: giving me a Hell? What you're talking about?
- 47:47Speaker 7: You want to do? What again? Do? Well? See, I'm
- 47:49Speaker 7: working on my thesis, man, and what I'm doing My
- 47:51Speaker 7: thesis is gonna be a video. So I'm gonna actually
- 47:53Speaker 7: video myself giving your wife.
- 47:56Speaker 11: What you kin when you want a video?
- 48:00Speaker 7: What you hey? Hey, hey brother, this right here from
- 48:02Speaker 7: my grave. Man. You know this ain't nothing on a
- 48:04Speaker 7: personal tip, man. This is for the grade. You know,
- 48:07Speaker 7: your wife being in the medical field. I know my wife.
- 48:10Speaker 11: Are you talking about? You can't you go money? Okay?
- 48:13Speaker 11: You want to get your care of my wife?
- 48:16Speaker 7: Do you that?
- 48:16Speaker 11: We gotta look at it, man, you want you can't?
- 48:18Speaker 7: Now, no, man, listen, this for my blade. Man, this
- 48:21Speaker 7: ain't but I mean only the profession is going to
- 48:23Speaker 7: walkt for them.
- 48:24Speaker 11: I'm concerned you may gonna find somebody else you do
- 48:26Speaker 11: my wife this again, man, my name is Ellis.
- 48:30Speaker 7: Man. I told you know my my mama, miss she
- 48:32Speaker 7: go to church.
- 48:32Speaker 11: With Come on, I'm yeah, you know we don't know
- 48:36Speaker 11: who man, We ain't ever senior mama. Man, what you're
- 48:40Speaker 11: trying to do? You ain't gonna do no for my wife.
- 48:43Speaker 7: Man, All y'all, okay, with y'all, let me ask you something.
- 48:47Speaker 7: Don't she go in there and get anyway at least
- 48:49Speaker 7: once or twice a year? Yeah?
- 48:51Speaker 11: Yeah, nobody, hedeo change son, hedo take my wife like that?
- 48:56Speaker 7: But man, this it brother.
- 48:57Speaker 11: We ain't gonna find somebody else man that man, that man,
- 49:01Speaker 11: I don't know you. I don't know your mama.
- 49:03Speaker 3: Dog.
- 49:03Speaker 7: Y'all man, okay, okay, can you put me on speakerphons,
- 49:05Speaker 7: I could talk to both y'all.
- 49:07Speaker 11: No, hell no, you ain't gonna talk back to my wife.
- 49:11Speaker 7: Okay. Can I say one more thing about video.
- 49:13Speaker 11: Taking my wife?
- 49:14Speaker 7: No?
- 49:15Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, you ain't talking to my wife.
- 49:16Speaker 7: Come up. I just want to say this. Man, this
- 49:19Speaker 7: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
- 49:22Speaker 7: just got pranked by your homeboy Doug.
- 49:26Speaker 11: Sure baby, tell this is me talking about video taking
- 49:32Speaker 11: my wife. Tell me yeah, what yo?
- 49:35Speaker 7: You got a boy named Doug. Don't you? No? On?
- 49:38Speaker 11: Read MANU, what do you say?
- 49:39Speaker 7: Who did that? Doug done?
- 49:44Speaker 11: Didn't turn it? I'm gonna kick it man.
- 49:48Speaker 1: That's man.
- 49:50Speaker 11: You don't come about this og man. You had me
- 49:52Speaker 11: hot dude?
- 49:53Speaker 7: Oh man, y'all all right, man, the hunt was being fair.
- 49:57Speaker 11: Man.
- 49:58Speaker 7: Hey, man, hey, put what with movie? Y'all at heels? Man?
- 50:01Speaker 11: Okay, hold all right, let me see see hold on?
- 50:04Speaker 7: Uh go ahead, man, Okay, what I got one thing.
- 50:09Speaker 7: I gotta ask y'all, what is the baddest radio show
- 50:13Speaker 7: in the land? Man?
- 50:18Speaker 11: Say man, Next time my wife goes back up in
- 50:19Speaker 11: there making up, I'm going up in there, man, make
- 50:25Speaker 11: in there.
- 50:30Speaker 13: Till me back up in here. Everybody good, How y'all
- 50:33Speaker 13: being man? I wanted to ask you, how y'all being?
- 50:34Speaker 13: Everybody been good?
- 50:36Speaker 1: How is your day off?
- 50:37Speaker 2: That's what we want to We've been at work and
- 50:39Speaker 2: we worked yesterday. What'd you do yesterday?
- 50:41Speaker 1: Day off?
- 50:42Speaker 2: How was it? How standing?
- 50:45Speaker 3: Well?
- 50:46Speaker 1: You kicked it?
- 50:46Speaker 3: What you doing?
- 50:47Speaker 7: What you do?
- 50:48Speaker 5: You down?
- 50:49Speaker 6: First?
- 50:49Speaker 13: Our call to be off, if y'all want to just
- 50:51Speaker 13: check the records, are called to be off then.
- 50:54Speaker 2: And most people call in.
- 50:57Speaker 1: It was Monday. We knew you were going to be on.
- 50:59Speaker 12: Yeah, most people call in, so we knew your behavior
- 51:03Speaker 12: was gonna it was predictable.
- 51:06Speaker 2: But you called in the week before, right.
- 51:10Speaker 3: At you? No, we can.
- 51:16Speaker 5: You told us next you was working Sunday night and
- 51:19Speaker 5: so you probably won't be able to make it Monday morning.
- 51:22Speaker 13: Yeah. Yeah, okay, okay, well look at that, and I'm
- 51:25Speaker 13: gonna show you something now. Working in Buffalo Labor Day weekend,
- 51:29Speaker 13: that's Saturday night. So okay, well we'll work. So I'm
- 51:32Speaker 13: gonna be but I'm gonna make it Tuesday morning. See
- 51:36Speaker 13: what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, well well well we all off. Yeah,
- 51:42Speaker 13: let's see. But see how we all went in there.
- 51:43Speaker 13: See we're all work See how we had it when
- 51:45Speaker 13: we worked together. Boy, when we work together, you see
- 51:48Speaker 13: how it is. Look at god.
- 51:55Speaker 1: A national federal holiday.
- 51:57Speaker 13: Yes, yes, yes, doing we all work together. Now, that's
- 52:01Speaker 13: what I want you to do. I wouldn't own that
- 52:04Speaker 13: Memorial Day. I'm on that labor day. On that Labor day.
- 52:07Speaker 13: I want you to see how much you enjoy that.
- 52:10Speaker 13: See how much you enjoy it. Monday off like that,
- 52:13Speaker 13: and then when we get back to work on Tuesday,
- 52:15Speaker 13: let's talk about not coming in here on Mondays.
- 52:18Speaker 2: That's just how Hey, dog, we would all love three
- 52:22Speaker 2: day weekends.
- 52:23Speaker 12: Yes, everybody listening everywhere would love that.
- 52:28Speaker 2: But we all have to work together and do it together.
- 52:32Speaker 2: Quit going in there. We're going in there? Why did
- 52:37Speaker 2: we go in there? But what what a it's a word.
- 52:40Speaker 2: It's a word. It's a couple of words. Okay. One
- 52:44Speaker 2: of them is called obligation. And here's the biggest word.
- 52:51Speaker 2: But it's called your damn contract. Well, that's what I'm
- 52:58Speaker 2: trying to That's what I'm trying to talk to you.
- 53:00Speaker 2: You see, let's change that.
- 53:02Speaker 13: If we work together, we can change that obligation to
- 53:07Speaker 13: Tuesday Tuesday start.
- 53:09Speaker 6: I'll take one on too.
- 53:10Speaker 2: Matter of fact, I tell you how we do it, Tony.
- 53:14Speaker 2: You take mess with my money. Listen to me.
- 53:17Speaker 5: I ain't gonna mess with your money. I'm gonna mess
- 53:19Speaker 5: with that at all. You take your contract to them
- 53:23Speaker 5: white folks, and let us know how to go.
- 53:28Speaker 2: How black people started.
- 53:29Speaker 13: Well, black people say no, now gone in there with
- 53:31Speaker 13: their white fol that when they done left you right there.
- 53:33Speaker 5: Right, Listen to me. Now, I'm in partnership with them.
- 53:38Speaker 5: They my business partners. Oh you wanted them, Well, I'm
- 53:42Speaker 5: not a great relationship. Know you would want of them.
- 53:44Speaker 5: You wanted them, you've been knowing.
- 53:46Speaker 1: That black job coming up next Strawberry Letter. All right,
- 53:55Speaker 1: the subject is I put my money on the other dude.
- 53:58Speaker 1: We'll get into it right out this black ass o me.
- 54:03Speaker 12: You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show, It is time now
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- 54:26Speaker 6: It could be yours.
- 54:27Speaker 2: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you.
- 54:29Speaker 2: Here it is Strawberry letter.
- 54:31Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew.
- 54:32Speaker 12: Subject I put my money on the other dude. Dear
- 54:35Speaker 12: Stephen Shirley. My husband is a lot of fun usually,
- 54:39Speaker 12: but he always goes overboard with his jokes when he's
- 54:42Speaker 12: had too much to drink. We're both thirty eight years
- 54:45Speaker 12: old and we've been married four years. I have a
- 54:48Speaker 12: group of friends that have adopted my husband and they
- 54:51Speaker 12: love him, but they can only take him in small
- 54:53Speaker 12: doses because of his sense of humor. He finds flaws
- 54:57Speaker 12: in people and makes jokes about them. Last week, my
- 55:00Speaker 12: husband insulted my friend Thad, and he got up in
- 55:03Speaker 12: my husband's face.
- 55:04Speaker 1: My husband was still laughing and Thad was so serious.
- 55:08Speaker 1: I had to pull him the other to the side.
- 55:10Speaker 12: After Thad's wife said that Thad's veins were popping out
- 55:13Speaker 12: on his forehead, which meant he was ready to fight.
- 55:16Speaker 12: My husband got angry at me, saying I made it
- 55:19Speaker 12: a big deal when I separated them. He said it
- 55:22Speaker 12: was just two fellas joking, and then he started yelling
- 55:25Speaker 12: at me in front of everyone. I told him that
- 55:29Speaker 12: I should have let Thad whip his behind because we're
- 55:32Speaker 12: all tired of his efed up personality. I told him
- 55:36Speaker 12: that he doesn't do well in social situations and that's
- 55:39Speaker 12: why he doesn't have his own friends. I even told
- 55:42Speaker 12: him that I'd put all my money on the other
- 55:45Speaker 12: dude if he got into a fight. Something came over me.
- 55:48Speaker 12: I never meant to embarrass him like that, but I
- 55:51Speaker 12: felt better afterwards. The ride home that night was brutal.
- 55:56Speaker 12: He had sobered up and he was so hurt by
- 55:59Speaker 12: what I said. He told me that he doesn't know
- 56:03Speaker 12: how we can move past this. After I embarrassed him
- 56:06Speaker 12: like that, our life as we know it has changed forever.
- 56:09Speaker 12: He said that he'll never go around my friends again
- 56:12Speaker 12: since he's so offensive. Me and my big mouth messed
- 56:15Speaker 12: up my marriage. He hasn't talked to me in ten days.
- 56:19Speaker 12: How can we move past this?
- 56:22Speaker 1: Hmm?
- 56:22Speaker 12: Well, I mean in the letter, you see that your
- 56:25Speaker 12: husband is immature, He drinks too much.
- 56:28Speaker 1: You see that.
- 56:29Speaker 7: You know that.
- 56:30Speaker 1: He also doesn't take accountability for what he started.
- 56:33Speaker 12: I mean, he's the one that was in the guy's
- 56:35Speaker 12: face making jokes about everybody. And I say, don't let
- 56:39Speaker 12: him blame you for talking crazy to him when you
- 56:42Speaker 12: said he yelled at you in front of everyone first.
- 56:45Speaker 12: I mean, what you did was react to how he
- 56:47Speaker 12: was handling you at that moment. Now do two things
- 56:50Speaker 12: make a two wrongs make a right?
- 56:51Speaker 1: Of course not. They don't.
- 56:53Speaker 12: And now he's making it worse by blaming this whole
- 56:56Speaker 12: blow up on you when clearly you both said things
- 56:58Speaker 12: you regret but can't take back. Also, you know, this childish,
- 57:03Speaker 12: silent treatment he's been giving you for the last ten
- 57:06Speaker 12: days has made it even worse and has put your
- 57:09Speaker 12: marriage in real trouble, real jeopardy. Ten days of not
- 57:12Speaker 12: speaking is too long in a marriage. That's too long.
- 57:15Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 57:16Speaker 12: I don't know what you guys are gonna do, but
- 57:18Speaker 12: you guys are gonna have to talk. I mean, and
- 57:20Speaker 12: you may have to start the convo with I didn't
- 57:23Speaker 12: mean to embarrass you at the party, or you know,
- 57:25Speaker 12: you got to stop drinking something like that, because you
- 57:28Speaker 12: know he's immature and this, this is a mess right
- 57:31Speaker 12: here in your marriage, Steve.
- 57:34Speaker 5: This ain't a deal breaker, but it's we got trouble.
- 57:37Speaker 5: Here's the problem. She said, her husband is a lot
- 57:41Speaker 5: of fun usually, but he go overboard with them jokes
- 57:47Speaker 5: after he done had too much a drink. They thirty
- 57:50Speaker 5: eight years old. She got a group of friends they adopted.
- 57:53Speaker 5: They your husband. They like him, but they can only
- 57:56Speaker 5: take him in small doses because of his sense of humor.
- 58:00Speaker 2: Now the problem is you thirty eight.
- 58:02Speaker 5: Now he finding flaws in people, and he making jokes
- 58:06Speaker 5: about him in front of the group.
- 58:08Speaker 2: This is I noticed. Is what's happening. Look at your nose, boy,
- 58:13Speaker 2: you nose so wide?
- 58:15Speaker 1: You don't be ah, okay, it's laughing like that.
- 58:20Speaker 5: Yeah, now he'd have mess around and said something about Thad.
- 58:26Speaker 5: Now I'm pretty sure that the joke he made about
- 58:30Speaker 5: this dude named Thad was a real touchy subject to Thad.
- 58:34Speaker 5: He didn't think at thirty eight nobody would still be
- 58:37Speaker 5: bringing up the size of his teeth, but he did
- 58:41Speaker 5: it anyway.
- 58:44Speaker 2: Dad, how come all your teeth look like coin?
- 58:49Speaker 5: Okay, all right now, But now then Thad got up
- 58:55Speaker 5: in his face and say, hey man, slow that down. Man,
- 58:57Speaker 5: just go on now, you play too much. But he
- 59:00Speaker 5: kept going Thad was serious, He's still laughing. So she
- 59:04Speaker 5: pulled her husband to the side. And then Tha's wife said,
- 59:07Speaker 5: hey man, when the veins pop out in the forehead,
- 59:10Speaker 5: he says he ready to fight. And so you go
- 59:13Speaker 5: to your husband and you tell him that, and you say, hey,
- 59:15Speaker 5: look they talking about that nicky noa just two joke,
- 59:19Speaker 5: two fellas joking. And then he started yelling at you
- 59:23Speaker 5: in front of everybody. You said, I should have let
- 59:27Speaker 5: Thad whoop your ass. Now, let me let me explain
- 59:32Speaker 5: something to you.
- 59:34Speaker 2: See, and this is true. But this is why your
- 59:37Speaker 2: husband is the way he is.
- 59:40Speaker 5: Because see, somewhere down the line, your husband missed the
- 59:44Speaker 5: joke all the time, and play all the time and
- 59:47Speaker 5: crack on everybody ain't had his ass whip. The moment
- 59:53Speaker 5: he get his ass whipped, you develop a thing called
- 59:57Speaker 5: a filter. See I have a filter. Terry Hagler, be
- 1:00:02Speaker 5: mairlest one time choke me damn near to death, Terry Hagler.
- 1:00:08Speaker 5: And I thank God for Terry Hagler because it made
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: me who I am today. Because now I know the
- 1:00:14Speaker 5: line and how to pull back. That's your husband's problem.
- 1:00:18Speaker 5: He ain't never had his ass whooping, So now he
- 1:00:21Speaker 5: say what he wanted to say, however he want to
- 1:00:22Speaker 5: say it. Now, you just said you should have let
- 1:00:25Speaker 5: thatad whoop his out because he tied, you tied his
- 1:00:29Speaker 5: fed up personality, and then you told him he'll do
- 1:00:32Speaker 5: good and social settings. And that's why you ain't got
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: your own damn friends. All these is facts. Hang all
- 1:00:40Speaker 5: these is facts.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: Yeah, hang up. Just missing that ass whooping. That's the
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: only thing listening him well.
- 1:00:47Speaker 12: In part two of Steve's response, coming up at twenty
- 1:00:50Speaker 12: three minutes after the hour, Today's Strawberry Letters, subject I
- 1:00:53Speaker 12: put my money on the other dude.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
- 1:00:57Speaker 12: You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
- 1:01:02Speaker 12: Strawberry letter.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: The subject is I put my money on the other dude.
- 1:01:06Speaker 5: All right, here's a woman that's thirty eight been married
- 1:01:08Speaker 5: four years to another thirty eight year old dude. They
- 1:01:10Speaker 5: have a lot of fun because Ben and you know,
- 1:01:14Speaker 5: he has a sense of humor that has a tendency
- 1:01:17Speaker 5: to take it too far once he drinks She has
- 1:01:20Speaker 5: a group of friends that have adopted him. They like him,
- 1:01:23Speaker 5: but that they can only take him in small doses.
- 1:01:26Speaker 5: They all at a party one time and he doing
- 1:01:28Speaker 5: his usual And the problem he has is he finds
- 1:01:31Speaker 5: flaws in other people and he make a joke about it. Now,
- 1:01:35Speaker 5: when you get a little older, some of that stuff
- 1:01:38Speaker 5: you figure ought to be out the way, you know,
- 1:01:40Speaker 5: you know white, his size of your teeth, you know right,
- 1:01:46Speaker 5: you know how wide your nose is, You know how
- 1:01:49Speaker 5: much full head you've got, all this hell you figure
- 1:01:52Speaker 5: all that ought to be out by now you're in
- 1:01:54Speaker 5: your late thirty You just had to hear that the
- 1:01:56Speaker 5: whole time he's growing up as a child. Well, her
- 1:01:59Speaker 5: husband he ain't learned that. So he talks about stuff
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: now people get tired of him. Say, y'all at this
- 1:02:05Speaker 5: party one time and he started talking about this dude
- 1:02:08Speaker 5: named Thad. Now Thad wasn't having it that day because
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: Thad didn't feel like hearing that floor that he grew
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: up with. He had a lot of scar tissue on
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: him from his past, you know, talking about how wide
- 1:02:21Speaker 5: his nose is. Fad know his nose wide. But Thad
- 1:02:26Speaker 5: didn't want to hear about it. At the party that night,
- 1:02:28Speaker 5: Thad thenet got dressed up, got on his silk della
- 1:02:31Speaker 5: crim outfit, matching matching men in suit. Silk della crim.
- 1:02:36Speaker 5: That's a hood outfit. Shut, that's when the shirt and
- 1:02:39Speaker 5: pants match, you go together. You buy him in sets.
- 1:02:43Speaker 5: Now he got his set on, and now you're in.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: Here talking about how wide his nose is.
- 1:02:48Speaker 5: So he got up in his face and told him
- 1:02:52Speaker 5: he ain't want to hear that, and he kept going.
- 1:02:55Speaker 5: So then you said, hey, stop, leave him alone. He said,
- 1:03:00Speaker 5: now it's just two fellas joking around. So he started
- 1:03:03Speaker 5: yelling at you in front of everybody. Then you told
- 1:03:06Speaker 5: him I should have let bad whoop your ass. That's
- 1:03:12Speaker 5: that's I should have just let it. And then she said,
- 1:03:15Speaker 5: because we all tied of your fed up personality. I
- 1:03:19Speaker 5: told him he don't do well in social situations and
- 1:03:22Speaker 5: that's why he ain't got his own friends.
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: Facts, all these facts that you said.
- 1:03:27Speaker 5: The only problem is, see, your husband ain't never had
- 1:03:31Speaker 5: his ass whoop, and this would have slowed all this down.
- 1:03:34Speaker 5: He would have dealt he would he would have had
- 1:03:36Speaker 5: a filter by now, like I told you, Terry Hagler
- 1:03:38Speaker 5: gave me my filter he was back in college.
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: I took it too far.
- 1:03:42Speaker 5: Terry Hagler almost choked me, damn near to depth, and
- 1:03:44Speaker 5: they cooled him off of him. So after I almost
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: died that night, I learned that it's too far, and
- 1:03:50Speaker 5: I know now to pull back. Your husband never had that.
- 1:03:53Speaker 5: Now here's what you told him. You said, Dad should
- 1:03:57Speaker 5: have whooped your ass. We tired personality. You don't do
- 1:04:02Speaker 5: well in social situations, and that's why he don't have
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: his own friends. I even told him I put all
- 1:04:09Speaker 5: my money on the other dude if he got in
- 1:04:11Speaker 5: a fight. God, damn. Okay, now, listen to me. All
- 1:04:15Speaker 5: of this would have been more effective. See all this,
- 1:04:19Speaker 5: it bleeds into your skin and blood. This would have
- 1:04:22Speaker 5: been way more effective if you'd have went on and
- 1:04:26Speaker 5: let Thad whoop his ass. See after a recent ass whooping,
- 1:04:34Speaker 5: it's the best time to impart knowledge. I remember my
- 1:04:39Speaker 5: daddy when he'd be whooping me. Why he was whooping me.
- 1:04:42Speaker 5: He would be telling me, I bet you ain't gonna
- 1:04:44Speaker 5: do this no more. I bet this the last time
- 1:04:47Speaker 5: you do this. I bet you won't ever do that.
- 1:04:49Speaker 5: And you know what, he was one hundred percent correct.
- 1:04:53Speaker 5: I heard him way more clearly because the first time
- 1:04:56Speaker 5: he told me not to do it. Obviously I didn't
- 1:04:59Speaker 5: hear it clearly why I did it, but during the
- 1:05:02Speaker 5: ass whipping while they talking to you that it resonates.
- 1:05:06Speaker 5: So now you told him you put all your money
- 1:05:09Speaker 5: on the dude if aget of him, and then you
- 1:05:11Speaker 5: don't know what came over. You said you never meant
- 1:05:13Speaker 5: to embass him like that, But you felt good afterwards though,
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: because you finally got it off your check.
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: But the ride home was brutal. He sold it up.
- 1:05:21Speaker 5: He was so hurt by what I did. He told
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: me he don't know how we can move past this
- 1:05:26Speaker 5: after I embassed him like that. And you should not have.
- 1:05:29Speaker 5: You really should not have technically, because you're a supposed
- 1:05:32Speaker 5: to be riding DIW you're supposed to get your made
- 1:05:34Speaker 5: at the house and say hey, look because in front
- 1:05:36Speaker 5: of everybody, were you united force. Now when I get
- 1:05:38Speaker 5: you by yourself, hey baby, don't do that no more? Right,
- 1:05:41Speaker 5: come on, now you're tripping so now, but you were.
- 1:05:43Speaker 6: You was wrong for that, but.
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: All of it was true.
- 1:05:47Speaker 5: He told me he don't know how we can move
- 1:05:49Speaker 5: past this after I embarrassed him like that. Now he
- 1:05:53Speaker 5: said he'll never go around my friends again. Well, then
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: now he friend less. He already he ain't got none
- 1:06:00Speaker 5: of his own friends right now. He ain't gonna come
- 1:06:03Speaker 5: around your friends no more. See, he really don't want
- 1:06:07Speaker 5: to go around your friends no more because he found
- 1:06:09Speaker 5: out how close he was getting his ass. Well, but
- 1:06:12Speaker 5: now he trying to blame it on you. If he
- 1:06:14Speaker 5: hadn't have been running his damn mouth, y'all still be
- 1:06:17Speaker 5: at the party right now. And then me and my
- 1:06:20Speaker 5: big mouth messed up my marriage. He ain't talk to
- 1:06:22Speaker 5: me in ten days? How could I move past it?
- 1:06:24Speaker 5: So I have a solution for you. First of all,
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: ten days is a lot.
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: I don't know. No, man ain't talk to his wife
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: in ten days. I don't know that long time. That's
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: a long time. It's ten days. One day, it's like,
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: really magnificent, here's my suitor. I have a suggestion. If
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: I was you, I tell him I was just joking.
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: I was just playing with you.
- 1:06:57Speaker 5: You been praying it's a frank And then get one
- 1:06:59Speaker 5: of your say, yeah, we pranked you on that, we active,
- 1:07:02Speaker 5: we did that on purpose, and then just let it go.
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: Strawberry letter Thank you, Steven.
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: He gonna find nobody else to put.
- 1:07:08Speaker 7: Up with this.
- 1:07:08Speaker 12: Like you on Instagram and Facebook and check out the
- 1:07:11Speaker 12: Strawberry letter. Are your friends won't on the free iHeartRadio app.
- 1:07:16Speaker 12: You can download it today. Coming up at forty six
- 1:07:18Speaker 12: minutes after the hour, we got Junior and Sports.
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: Talk right after this. You're listening hard Morning show. It
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Junior, what
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: you got okay?
- 1:07:29Speaker 9: Before we get to that stralier September seventh, that's coming up.
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: It's around the corner.
- 1:07:33Speaker 9: It is time for the Cureus Whole Fun Running Walk
- 1:07:36Speaker 9: in Atlanta at the Battery September seventh.
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: Listen, we gotta second one this year.
- 1:07:42Speaker 9: It's my second one this year, but the first in
- 1:07:44Speaker 9: Atlanta at the Battery, Home of the Braves. It's gonna beautiful, man,
- 1:07:48Speaker 9: are you coming.
- 1:07:49Speaker 5: No, September seventh. I won't be that junior. I'm not
- 1:07:52Speaker 5: gonna lie to you, okay, I'll just give you a donation.
- 1:07:54Speaker 5: I don't want to walk, okay, I walked doing last
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: How much you need? Man? All this walk and mess
- 1:08:04Speaker 5: around all the people over there sick, and say how
- 1:08:06Speaker 5: much you need? Now?
- 1:08:08Speaker 7: It is.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: It is physic. It was when I go down there
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: and walk in, I catch it. No, no, okay, just one.
- 1:08:18Speaker 5: That's a good way to get the information out there
- 1:08:20Speaker 5: through here. That's all that is, just trying to help.
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: It's not out there. I'm not fitting to find out though.
- 1:08:27Speaker 9: For the family, we gotta pull out of his class
- 1:08:30Speaker 9: out there. Man, We're gonna have some fun and health
- 1:08:32Speaker 9: fare all of that. Let's get to some sports, all right.
- 1:08:35Speaker 9: Ugs back on Tyson and Jake Paul. Mike Tyson o
- 1:08:37Speaker 9: bit of fifteenth at a T and T stadium. Mike
- 1:08:40Speaker 9: Tyson said he is ready.
- 1:08:42Speaker 6: He is not playing.
- 1:08:43Speaker 9: He said he's the only one who can bring this
- 1:08:45Speaker 9: fight to a T and T in the stadium. It's
- 1:08:47Speaker 9: gonna sell out.
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: We already know that.
- 1:08:49Speaker 9: And is Mike Tyson really gonna meet Jake Paul is
- 1:08:51Speaker 9: the question. I don't even know that is gonna happen.
- 1:08:54Speaker 9: Though it is gonna happen. You know, Mike Tyson already crazy,
- 1:08:57Speaker 9: He's still he's.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: Still I get in that with Jake Paul for fifty
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: million though that's how much it is?
- 1:09:03Speaker 7: What?
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: Oh yeah, checking in fifty million.
- 1:09:07Speaker 5: I already know I know I can't beat Jake Paul
- 1:09:11Speaker 5: for fifty I know that fifty million we fit to
- 1:09:14Speaker 5: find out though.
- 1:09:18Speaker 6: For fifty million, yeah, you can try.
- 1:09:21Speaker 9: Can I'm gonna least trying for fifty million and you
- 1:09:24Speaker 9: might look different coming out the ring. But I did
- 1:09:26Speaker 9: give it a shot. That's all I take. But it's
- 1:09:28Speaker 9: gonna be at at and T Stateium November fifteen. Also
- 1:09:31Speaker 9: give it a shot. Out to Kaitlyn Clark. She has
- 1:09:34Speaker 9: set so many records her rookie year. She has a
- 1:09:36Speaker 9: WNBA record for assists. She has the most assist by
- 1:09:39Speaker 9: a rookie in the WNBA All Star Game with ten.
- 1:09:42Speaker 9: She was WNBA Rookie of the Month for July. She
- 1:09:45Speaker 9: also has a WNBA single game record for assists with nineteen,
- 1:09:49Speaker 9: and she's the first triple double player by a rookie
- 1:09:52Speaker 9: in WNBA history.
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: Is a Angel Reese should be the Rookie of the Year.
- 1:09:57Speaker 5: Angel Reese should win all of that because she is
- 1:10:01Speaker 5: the first w NBA player period in her first season
- 1:10:06Speaker 5: to have all the double doubles that she's had.
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: So I'm not knock it down nothing you said.
- 1:10:12Speaker 5: About Caitlyn, but the Rookie of the Year if it
- 1:10:14Speaker 5: ain't Angelice it's gonna be a real problem up in here, man,
- 1:10:17Speaker 5: real real problem.
- 1:10:18Speaker 6: It's gonna be ugly.
- 1:10:20Speaker 2: Say good and she should get it. Oh what game,
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: y'all watch it all right?
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: Thank you, Junior.
- 1:10:28Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, Steve, a
- 1:10:30Speaker 12: man on social media, needs your advice. He says, my
- 1:10:33Speaker 12: cousin is mad because I'm included in her dad's will.
- 1:10:36Speaker 12: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening hard
- 1:10:41Speaker 12: morning show, all right. See this is from Derek on
- 1:10:45Speaker 12: Steve Harvey FM. Derek says, my uncle and I were
- 1:10:48Speaker 12: really close, and when he passed away earlier this year,
- 1:10:51Speaker 12: his estate was split equally between me and his two children.
- 1:10:55Speaker 12: My cousin has barely spoken to her dad in the
- 1:10:58Speaker 12: last decade, so she doesn't know how much I've done
- 1:11:01Speaker 12: for him over the years.
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: But now she's livid that I.
- 1:11:04Speaker 12: Was included in his will at all, much less that
- 1:11:08Speaker 12: I got the same amount she did.
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: Her brother knows how close his dad and I were,
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: and he's totally.
- 1:11:14Speaker 12: Fine with my being included. She's now threatening to sue me.
- 1:11:17Speaker 12: I really don't want to have to go to court
- 1:11:19Speaker 12: over this. How can I get her to understand why
- 1:11:22Speaker 12: I was included in the will. Should I offer her
- 1:11:24Speaker 12: some of what I got to avoid a court battle?
- 1:11:28Speaker 7: Oh?
- 1:11:29Speaker 5: I understand there is no court battle. Wills are absolute.
- 1:11:35Speaker 5: You have an executor of a will, someone read and
- 1:11:39Speaker 5: this is what the findings were, and can if I
- 1:11:42Speaker 5: take you to court over that?
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: Bruh.
- 1:11:45Speaker 5: Stop letting people threaten you. People always got I'm gonna
- 1:11:47Speaker 5: go to court. You ain't put no you you get
- 1:11:51Speaker 5: the same thing as her. There's no argument. It's in
- 1:11:53Speaker 5: the will.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: We we don't matter what she know. Yeah, the executor
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: and all this.
- 1:11:59Speaker 5: You go to court. All it's gonna do is go
- 1:12:01Speaker 5: to arbitration. Man, That's all that's gonna happen right here.
- 1:12:04Speaker 5: I've been through this before. This is gonna go to arbitration.
- 1:12:07Speaker 5: All you're gonna do is arboritraity gonna read this thing
- 1:12:10Speaker 5: right here, and they're gonna tell you, hey, man, get
- 1:12:12Speaker 5: your ass up out of here. We're not finished. Spend
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: no counting money and all this here, bringing no people
- 1:12:16Speaker 5: in and get no jewelry.
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: This is what it said. You know what y'all want
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: to do, because right now I'm finish. Give it three ways.
- 1:12:24Speaker 13: When do we need to sit everybody down and let
- 1:12:27Speaker 13: them know I'm in your will because I don't want
- 1:12:29Speaker 13: to go through this later on myself. You know what
- 1:12:32Speaker 13: I'm saying. They wonder why time on live? Why he
- 1:12:34Speaker 13: gave time and half, you know, because me and you
- 1:12:37Speaker 13: we all and I don't want I don't have to
- 1:12:39Speaker 13: deal with this.
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: What do you call it?
- 1:12:41Speaker 13: That you got to go through the obortration. I shouldn't
- 1:12:43Speaker 13: have to go through all that. So I just want
- 1:12:45Speaker 13: to have a nice sit down meeting with me and
- 1:12:47Speaker 13: you and the rest of the family, so people know.
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: Let me just say this, You don't you ain't gonta
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: worry about going through nothing.
- 1:12:56Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: Later you're gonna have that paperwork right, and I appreciate
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: thank you. Ain't you ain't got to worry about going
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: through nothing. Good You're taking care of you.
- 1:13:05Speaker 3: Look at that love it.
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can rest assured now, Tommy.
- 1:13:11Speaker 5: I like to get this in writing now though, so
- 1:13:14Speaker 5: I don't have to be It's in writing. It's in
- 1:13:17Speaker 5: righting what is Yeah, but it's it's in writing, and
- 1:13:22Speaker 5: ain't in writing. Matter of fact, your name ain't even
- 1:13:24Speaker 5: gonna come up, that's what this is. So you ain't
- 1:13:29Speaker 5: got to worry about no arbitration or nothing right here,
- 1:13:31Speaker 5: You ain't. You ain't got to worry about nothing at all.
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: I don't have I.
- 1:13:37Speaker 6: Don't have half the estate. What are you have you
- 1:13:40Speaker 6: seen the estate? Yeah, it's like a state.
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: Looks like a state.
- 1:13:50Speaker 2: What he gonna find?
- 1:13:52Speaker 13: Just the person that just wrote in? What was they
- 1:13:54Speaker 13: talking about? They uncle right, and they're close. That's what
- 1:13:58Speaker 13: I'm talking about. Yeah, I'm not his child, but I'm
- 1:14:00Speaker 13: closer and.
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: That's what we are. Close. We are, We just ain't
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: close enough.
- 1:14:13Speaker 14: Wait a minute, distant low, All right, we have another one.
- 1:14:22Speaker 14: This is from EJ on Steve Harvey FM. EJ says,
- 1:14:27Speaker 14: how do you deal with the landlord who thinks they're
- 1:14:29Speaker 14: your friend? Two months ago, I moved into one side
- 1:14:32Speaker 14: of a duplex. I tend to be the mind your
- 1:14:35Speaker 14: own business type, but I'm thinking my landlord slash neighbor
- 1:14:38Speaker 14: is high on social needs but low on friends. Since
- 1:14:41Speaker 14: I've moved in, he's come over no less than four
- 1:14:44Speaker 14: nights a week to say what's up, talk about.
- 1:14:46Speaker 12: What's going on, and sometime even brings food over in
- 1:14:49Speaker 12: the hopes that I'll fire up my grill and enjoy
- 1:14:51Speaker 12: a meal with him. The place is nice and the
- 1:14:54Speaker 12: rent is reasonable, but I'm not sure how much longer
- 1:14:57Speaker 12: I can deal with this, dude, Morning crew, do you
- 1:14:59Speaker 12: guys of any suggestion?
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you need to start looking for a new place.
- 1:15:04Speaker 7: Man.
- 1:15:04Speaker 5: If you have a nice time in there and get
- 1:15:06Speaker 5: yourself somewhere to live, you're gonna come home. He's gonna
- 1:15:11Speaker 5: be sitting up on the couch with a bag of
- 1:15:13Speaker 5: chip watching TV.
- 1:15:14Speaker 7: One day.
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: You know, he got the key new place.
- 1:15:20Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 1:15:21Speaker 12: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
- 1:15:23Speaker 12: up at twenty minutes after.
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:15:31Speaker 12: According to I Am Voter, there are sixteen million Americans
- 1:15:34Speaker 12: who have turned eighteen since the twenty twenty election. On
- 1:15:37Speaker 12: the ballot this November are the following one president, one
- 1:15:41Speaker 12: vice president, thirty three of one hundred Senate seats, all
- 1:15:45Speaker 12: four hundred and thirty five seats in the House of Representatives,
- 1:15:48Speaker 12: eleven governor seats, and a wide range of state and
- 1:15:51Speaker 12: local initiatives and offices. There are less than seventy eight
- 1:15:55Speaker 12: days until the election. Early voting starts soon. For example,
- 1:15:59Speaker 12: in Pennsylvania, early voting starts September tenth, that's the same
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- 1:16:13Speaker 5: Yeah, let's make it happen everybody. When we all vote
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- 1:16:20Speaker 5: can verify their voter registration credentials to make sure that
- 1:16:24Speaker 5: they're in line.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: Yeah, you can do it on when we all vote.
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: You can definitely do it on when we all.
- 1:16:29Speaker 5: So everybody go to when we all Vote dot org
- 1:16:32Speaker 5: because there are some new policies that they've put in place.
- 1:16:36Speaker 5: Go there and check to make sure that you are
- 1:16:39Speaker 5: currently registered with the right credentials because now they want
- 1:16:44Speaker 5: people to have the address matchup with the voter registration files.
- 1:16:49Speaker 5: And you know, they closed a lot of polls and
- 1:16:52Speaker 5: so they're shifting poll places. Get online right now so
- 1:16:56Speaker 5: you don't have no mess when you go vote because
- 1:16:58Speaker 5: they trying to steal the elect Yeah.
- 1:17:01Speaker 12: Yeah, they're already setting the groundwork for it. You're right, Steve,
- 1:17:04Speaker 12: We got to do this, get it done all right.
- 1:17:07Speaker 12: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
- 1:17:09Speaker 12: play around of would you rather right after this you're
- 1:17:12Speaker 12: listening hard Morning show time Now for a round of
- 1:17:16Speaker 12: would you rather? Would you rather be President of the
- 1:17:20Speaker 12: United States?
- 1:17:22Speaker 11: Be four?
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: Would you rather be a billionaire? For only forty eight hours?
- 1:17:29Speaker 7: Oh?
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: B yeah, of course be there.
- 1:17:32Speaker 13: Yeah, that's going to be the coldest two days ever
- 1:17:35Speaker 13: recorded in history?
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: Right now, that's why do you say that cold is
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: two days?
- 1:17:42Speaker 6: All right?
- 1:17:43Speaker 5: Right now, I'm gonna tell you right now, after that
- 1:17:45Speaker 5: forty eight hours, I ain't gonna have to be a bean.
- 1:17:47Speaker 5: I got something for all that in that whole billion. Yeah,
- 1:17:55Speaker 5: I can spend a billion in two days.
- 1:17:57Speaker 6: In two days, you can spend.
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: Absolutely wow, All right, would you rather?
- 1:18:09Speaker 5: I'm gonna make two investments that's gonna take up seven
- 1:18:12Speaker 5: hundred million of that. Oh, I'm gonna take too. I
- 1:18:16Speaker 5: know two places to put that chunk of money. I'll
- 1:18:19Speaker 5: never have to work again in life. But then three
- 1:18:22Speaker 5: hundred thousand, three hundred million, it's been that in two days.
- 1:18:25Speaker 5: I got I know exactly where I'm going. Oh, oh,
- 1:18:30Speaker 5: don't worry, but it's just gone. I'm gonna tell you
- 1:18:34Speaker 5: right now, I'm gonna give each twenty y'all a million
- 1:18:35Speaker 5: because y'all ain't gonna see me no more twenty y'all
- 1:18:39Speaker 5: a million I'm bouncing, and then and then right after that,
- 1:18:42Speaker 5: just you know I'm gonna be so oh lord out,
- 1:18:50Speaker 5: I'm gonna be stretched out.
- 1:18:51Speaker 2: Why his like that?
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: But wait, are you gonna be as ignorant as Tommy
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: said he was gonna be.
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: No weather because I'm gonna actually keep my family?
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:19:06Speaker 10: This food?
- 1:19:07Speaker 6: What could I ask you?
- 1:19:08Speaker 5: What for?
- 1:19:09Speaker 7: What?
- 1:19:11Speaker 3: What is he keep?
- 1:19:14Speaker 6: What are you keeping them for for?
- 1:19:18Speaker 7: What?
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on.
- 1:19:25Speaker 3: Hold you back?
- 1:19:29Speaker 12: Would you rather have a good meal never again? Would
- 1:19:32Speaker 12: you rather never have a good meal ever again? Or
- 1:19:35Speaker 12: never have good sex again? So we're going with food
- 1:19:39Speaker 12: or sex never again?
- 1:19:41Speaker 2: Got I never have good sex again?
- 1:19:44Speaker 3: Yeah? Really we had?
- 1:19:47Speaker 2: It's all dead. Yeah, any sexiest fine? But those meals though,
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: but I never have another good meal? No love.
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: You gotta eat, you gotta eat, all right, I've actually.
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: I think we've all done this before. We all old enough.
- 1:20:03Speaker 5: Everybody went back and had bad sex again. Hold and over,
- 1:20:08Speaker 5: you know with the turn around? Yeah, back and what
- 1:20:12Speaker 5: we do.
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: Keeping it optimistic.
- 1:20:16Speaker 6: We're just gonna keep trying, all right.
- 1:20:22Speaker 12: That's today's version of would you rather coming? Up next
- 1:20:27Speaker 12: to our last break of the day, and we'll close
- 1:20:28Speaker 12: out the show.
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: With the one and only Steve Harvey right after.
- 1:20:32Speaker 2: That, a billion dollars. He walking up here holding his
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: family hand.
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: You're listening Morning Show. All right, guys. Here we are
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: our last break of the day on this Tuesday. It's
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: been a good day.
- 1:20:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:20:48Speaker 5: Hey, listen, we want to make a slight correction here.
- 1:20:52Speaker 5: This is the official way to find out and to
- 1:20:56Speaker 5: check if you are registered to vote properly.
- 1:21:00Speaker 2: Go to USA dot gov USA dot gov and you can.
- 1:21:07Speaker 5: Check if you are registered to vote properly and what
- 1:21:10Speaker 5: you need to do to get ready to be registered
- 1:21:13Speaker 5: to vote properly. Listen, you all, they have closed polling places.
- 1:21:19Speaker 5: They have changed the way your credentials and ID have
- 1:21:22Speaker 5: to match up. So go to USA dot gov to
- 1:21:26Speaker 5: find out how to check your registered voting credentials to
- 1:21:30Speaker 5: make sure you are in line to vote. You have
- 1:21:33Speaker 5: time to fix anything, Okay, thank you very much. That's it,
- 1:21:37Speaker 5: because this election is important. This is an important election, man.
- 1:21:42Speaker 5: You know, I've been listening to what everybody's been saying
- 1:21:45Speaker 5: and all this here and shout out to brother Umar,
- 1:21:48Speaker 5: who I've never met before, who yesterday I found out
- 1:21:54Speaker 5: said that he thought he's to claimed me and Ricky
- 1:21:56Speaker 5: Smile had been paid ten thousand dollars to promote the
- 1:21:59Speaker 5: Kamala has camp. That's not true, brother, that's not true.
- 1:22:02Speaker 5: But I do have love for brother Umar and because
- 1:22:05Speaker 5: he said a lot of stuff I do agree with.
- 1:22:07Speaker 5: I don't agree with everything he said, but he says
- 1:22:10Speaker 5: a lot of stuff. So shout out to brother Umar.
- 1:22:12Speaker 5: Much love and respect to you, brother. And but no,
- 1:22:16Speaker 5: they didn't pay me ten thousand dollars to promote Kamala
- 1:22:18Speaker 5: has I promoting Madame Vice President Kamala has because to me,
- 1:22:23Speaker 5: she is the better candidate of the two.
- 1:22:28Speaker 11: Now.
- 1:22:28Speaker 5: You know, look, man, we can check anybody. Nobody's perfect.
- 1:22:32Speaker 5: Everybody's made mistakes in this. But she's not a felon.
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: She ain't. She ain't. She ain't paid no.
- 1:22:42Speaker 5: Pornos stars off to keep her business out the streets.
- 1:22:46Speaker 7: You know.
- 1:22:47Speaker 5: She she's a reputable person. She is qualified for this office.
- 1:22:53Speaker 5: She's not a DEI higher. This woman actually has law degrees.
- 1:22:59Speaker 5: This woman actually is educated. This woman has actually held
- 1:23:04Speaker 5: public office prior to this. And if I'm listening to
- 1:23:08Speaker 5: her plan, it's a better plan than his because you
- 1:23:11Speaker 5: know what, I haven't heard a plan from him. What
- 1:23:15Speaker 5: is his plan to make America great again? You know
- 1:23:20Speaker 5: the smartest campaign I've heard from the Democrats. We're not
- 1:23:23Speaker 5: going back. We are not going back. No man, your
- 1:23:29Speaker 5: whole idea for making America great again? Do you know
- 1:23:33Speaker 5: what your Supreme Court justice did that you gained control
- 1:23:38Speaker 5: of when you were in office, Donald Trump, you have
- 1:23:42Speaker 5: now taken rights away from women, basic rights. I don't
- 1:23:46Speaker 5: know how y'all keep overlooking at how important that is
- 1:23:50Speaker 5: that a woman should have the right to do what
- 1:23:51Speaker 5: she want to do with her body.
- 1:23:53Speaker 2: This is a woman. Women are the only ones.
- 1:23:55Speaker 5: Who can produce a life. I don't care what men do.
- 1:23:59Speaker 5: Nothing tops Okay, how much money you make, what position
- 1:24:02Speaker 5: you hold. Becoming a mother is the ultimate sacrifice of
- 1:24:07Speaker 5: your own body to grow another human being and produce it.
- 1:24:12Speaker 5: Are you kidding me? And now you're telling me according
- 1:24:15Speaker 5: to Vance and the Republican Party, then it doesn't matter
- 1:24:18Speaker 5: if it's if it's incest or rape or anything, you
- 1:24:22Speaker 5: don't have the right to make a decision for your life.
- 1:24:25Speaker 5: How about how about how about the two of you
- 1:24:29Speaker 5: got together on one night standing was just and and
- 1:24:32Speaker 5: something happened and you don't even really know the guy.
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: It just something happened. Things happen like this is real life.
- 1:24:41Speaker 5: You gotta now you're trying to force this woman and
- 1:24:44Speaker 5: this man to come up and RecA Look, man, listen,
- 1:24:49Speaker 5: if you don't agree with abortion, that's fine. I support that.
- 1:24:56Speaker 5: If you want to have an abortion, I'm I'm supporting
- 1:25:01Speaker 5: whatever the woman wants to do. But it's the woman's choice.
- 1:25:04Speaker 5: They've taken that away. Man, y'all got to listen. Do
- 1:25:08Speaker 5: you understand that the Republican Party with this project twenty
- 1:25:11Speaker 5: twenty five?
- 1:25:12Speaker 2: Do you know what's in that?
- 1:25:13Speaker 5: It's so much messing that man and Donald Trump act
- 1:25:16Speaker 5: trying to act like he don't know about that, but
- 1:25:18Speaker 5: it's a picture him and the founder of that program
- 1:25:20Speaker 5: on the plane together talking. Do you know that if
- 1:25:24Speaker 5: they have their weight, they're going to erase all DEI programs.
- 1:25:29Speaker 5: They've already began that. No more diversity, equality inclusion, no
- 1:25:35Speaker 5: more of that. They've already gotten rid of affirmative action.
- 1:25:38Speaker 5: They're gonna take black history out of schools because they
- 1:25:41Speaker 5: know if you knew what was done to you, you
- 1:25:44Speaker 5: would fight harder for it. But no, they want to
- 1:25:46Speaker 5: act like that we've just been over here just lolly gagging.
- 1:25:49Speaker 5: We was over here in slavery. We built this country.
- 1:25:55Speaker 5: We are the cornerstone of the why of why this
- 1:25:58Speaker 5: is one of the most ecomically sought after places in
- 1:26:02Speaker 5: the world. Because if you had free labor for hundreds
- 1:26:05Speaker 5: of years. Hey, man, do you know how much money
- 1:26:08Speaker 5: I'd have if I ain't had to pay nobody?
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: Excuse me?
- 1:26:12Speaker 5: Do you know how much money y'all would have if
- 1:26:14Speaker 5: you didn't have to pay the government. Let's just say
- 1:26:17Speaker 5: you and your check, you didn't have to send it
- 1:26:19Speaker 5: in to Uncle Sam, because you know we're working for
- 1:26:24Speaker 5: Uncle Sam. But just suppose you didn't have to pay him.
- 1:26:28Speaker 5: Do you know how much money you'd have? Not much
- 1:26:30Speaker 5: money I'd have if I didn't have to pay.
- 1:26:31Speaker 2: No employees, if everybody worked for me, just work for
- 1:26:34Speaker 2: me free.
- 1:26:36Speaker 5: This country is what it is because of it was
- 1:26:38Speaker 5: built on the backs of black people. This country is
- 1:26:43Speaker 5: what it is today because it's built on the backs
- 1:26:46Speaker 5: of brown people. Man, y'all not listening.
- 1:26:50Speaker 3: Man.
- 1:26:51Speaker 5: A huge sector of this prop country was built on
- 1:26:54Speaker 5: the backs of Asians. I'm telling you, man, make America again.
- 1:27:00Speaker 5: Why are they trying to get this back to We're
- 1:27:02Speaker 5: not going back. We're going to the polls. We're going
- 1:27:06Speaker 5: to the polls. And I said all this without ten
- 1:27:08Speaker 5: thousand dollars. Thank you very much. Have a great day,
- 1:27:13Speaker 5: get to the polls. To check your voter registration, go
- 1:27:15Speaker 5: to USA dot gov today make sure you qualified to vote.
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