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Boring AF, The Sensitive Crew, Mom's House, MTH and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all a sun giving them like the million
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  Speaker 1: things and its tobins true good. Steve har to other
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  Speaker 1: for please, I don't join jo. You gotta use that
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  Speaker 1: turn you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn you
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  Speaker 1: haven't got to turn them out? Then turn the water
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  Speaker 1: the water go. Come come on your baby now. Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: I share will a good morning everybody. You' are listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice Come on dig me now, one and
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  Speaker 1: all is Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, today
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  Speaker 1: is simple. I want to tell you. I want to
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  Speaker 1: just talk to you about effort today. Just about effort.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's it's it's it's a word that people
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  Speaker 1: use to describe sometimes trying. But what I found out
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  Speaker 1: about trying is trying is just a noble way of
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  Speaker 1: saying you didn't get it done. I tried when and
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  Speaker 1: then everybody go, well, he tried, that was the best.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's that's not exactly true though, that that's that's
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  Speaker 1: not exactly true. You are and I want to talk
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  Speaker 1: to you about that because I don't want you to
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  Speaker 1: be one of the people who just tried. See trying,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta tell you to attempt something. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to first try, but I want you to
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  Speaker 1: change your mindset from trying to getting it done. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's a big difference. I'm really more apt to listen
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  Speaker 1: to the person that says to me, I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it done. I'm gonna try. What try does is it
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  Speaker 1: allows you to fail. It's the person that has the
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  Speaker 1: mindset that I'm gonna get it done. Is the person
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  Speaker 1: who changes the complexion of things. I'm gonna get it done.
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  Speaker 1: It's very different than I'm gonna try. You know. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know this sounds a little harsh, but
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  Speaker 1: you gotta stop feeding yourself these little old wise sayings
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  Speaker 1: that ain't it was a valiant tribe. Hey man, you
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  Speaker 1: talk to anybody that took second place in the super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl and see how they feel about their valiant try.
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  Speaker 1: The only way to gain God's real blessings is you
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  Speaker 1: have to try something. Steve your backpedaling, now, listen to
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  Speaker 1: me close. You have to put forth an effort to
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  Speaker 1: allow God to put his finger on something to bless
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  Speaker 1: on your behalf. You must start to attempt now, insane
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  Speaker 1: getting it done and I'm gonna try. That's a difference
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  Speaker 1: of two different faiths to me that I'm just talking
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  Speaker 1: about me. Now, you may be different, so I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't say this about you, but I can't say
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  Speaker 1: this about me. If I say I'm gonna get it done,
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of faith in it. I am
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  Speaker 1: going to get it done because I just don't see
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  Speaker 1: failure as an option. A lot of times now, if
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  Speaker 1: somebody says to me, like the Olympic team invited me
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  Speaker 1: out to curl one day, which is throw these stones
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  Speaker 1: on the ice. If you're not familiar with it's very simple,
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  Speaker 1: and so I said, man, I'd like to give that
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  Speaker 1: a try. I went in full well knowing I may
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  Speaker 1: not come away from this little curling lesson as a
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  Speaker 1: person who could make the Olympic team. I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to try it because I thought it looked cool and
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  Speaker 1: I always wanted to get it done. Well. I failed twice.
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  Speaker 1: I threw a stone completely into the other lane. I
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  Speaker 1: lost that little ice shoe. It shot out under me.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, I kept trying though. I kept
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  Speaker 1: trying until I got four of them stones in that
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  Speaker 1: circle right where I ain't. But now had I give
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  Speaker 1: it up after I failed, after I threw that stone
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  Speaker 1: in the other lane, after I shot my shoe down
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  Speaker 1: all the way to the bottom side, the little ice
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  Speaker 1: shoe they give you, I never would did it. But
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  Speaker 1: because I was trying, something got me together a little
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  Speaker 1: bit because of my effort, and it caused me not
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  Speaker 1: to fall the next time, not to throw it in
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  Speaker 1: the other lane, not to shoot my shoe to the
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  Speaker 1: back of the wall. All of a sudden, my trying
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  Speaker 1: became something. Now had I stayed out there and it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't so cold, and I went back week after week
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  Speaker 1: after week after week, I promise you I could get
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  Speaker 1: it done. I could at least know how to compete
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  Speaker 1: in a game of curling. Might not be the best.
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  Speaker 1: I might not win the championship, but I could have
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  Speaker 1: got it done to the point where I could have
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  Speaker 1: competed in the game of curling. So sometimes if you're
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  Speaker 1: scared to say I'm gonna get it done, just go
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  Speaker 1: out there and get started. You know, learn from every
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  Speaker 1: attempt that you make. See, don't quit writing yourself off
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  Speaker 1: as a failure every time something don't go right. And
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  Speaker 1: when I failed on that ice. I could have said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't curl, but hold up, man, I'm watching four
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  Speaker 1: other women out here curl, four other dudes out here curling,
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  Speaker 1: little kids out here curling. Hold up, Pardner, You know, man,
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  Speaker 1: So I learned when I threw that stone on the
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  Speaker 1: other ice, when I when I fail, when when my
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  Speaker 1: shoe shot off, I learned from every attempt a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more about it. And then I said to myself
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  Speaker 1: at one point time, man, I'm gonna get this stone
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  Speaker 1: in that circle. I'm gonna get this stone in this circle.
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  Speaker 1: And guess what I got it done. Now what you're
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  Speaker 1: saying to me, Steve, I'm saying to you that you
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  Speaker 1: gotta get started, That you gotta put forth an effort.
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  Speaker 1: Give God something to bless. Oh God, bless me, Oh God,
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  Speaker 1: bless me. Bless you? What? Bless you? Where? Bless you? How?
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  Speaker 1: Stop basing your results on what you're thinking. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: think higher. You get God in your life, man, He
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  Speaker 1: allows you to think higher, bigger, better more. I'm sitting
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  Speaker 1: up in my debt. I came up with a plan
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  Speaker 1: to get out of debt in five years. I came
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  Speaker 1: up with this plan right I was sitting up and
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  Speaker 1: I was tripping on it. Now, I said, wait a minute, man,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, this is what I came up with. I said,
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  Speaker 1: God created heaven and earth, all of it, the mountains,
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  Speaker 1: the sky, the valleys, the oceans, trees, the birds, the
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  Speaker 1: Indian Ocean, all of it, made all of it in
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  Speaker 1: six days, and then he rested on the seventh. So
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  Speaker 1: why am I taking to God the five year plan?
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  Speaker 1: If he can create heaven and Earth in six days,
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  Speaker 1: why am I walking in there talking about helped me
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  Speaker 1: in five years? How is it gonna take God five
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  Speaker 1: years to getting me out of debt? And he made
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  Speaker 1: heaven and Earth in six days. You're the math hill man.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't that big. You ain't that big. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: in that much trouble. I ain't in that much trouble. See,
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  Speaker 1: God got a way of showing you some things, man,
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  Speaker 1: but it's gonna take some faith, and faith gonna take
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  Speaker 1: some effort on your part. Man, Get out and do something. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you God to bless you a little bit and give
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  Speaker 1: you a little bit more courage. And then all them
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  Speaker 1: attempts you making is gonna and all this so I'll
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  Speaker 1: try you know what that turn into. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it done. And at the end of the day, that's
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  Speaker 1: what you have to do, because trying to pay your
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  Speaker 1: rent and not paying your rent, it's two different things.
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  Speaker 1: You can try to play or pay your rent, or
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  Speaker 1: you can get it done. Now, how long you think
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna stay in that house trying? You got to
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  Speaker 1: go with the mindset of getting it done. And if
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  Speaker 1: you can put some stuff out there and give God
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  Speaker 1: a chance to put his finger on it and bless
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  Speaker 1: it for you, the most stuff he can do for you.
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  Speaker 1: Quit looking around what everybody else has gotten. Gonna get
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  Speaker 1: some of it for yourself. Okay, all right, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: him out, none of this. None, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no he he cannot make appearances. What no, I
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  Speaker 1: think you can man, No, Old Tommy. I want so bad,
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  Speaker 1: the question? I want you to? Well, I don't, I
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  Speaker 1: That's all I want you to do. That's highly possible.
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  Speaker 1: You did, but I got scared. Can I take no?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you got scared. I don't think there's
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  Speaker 1: You've never been scared of anything. I think we can
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the show. Steve. You
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  Speaker 1: are the relationship expert on the show, and I have
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  Speaker 1: a list of things that what women really want and
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  Speaker 1: what we want from our men. Okay, superman. Women love
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  Speaker 1: to be protected. Women of course like men who smell good.
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  Speaker 1: We like men who surprise us galore. We love surprises.
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  Speaker 1: Women love surprises. We don't care if it's chocolates, if
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  Speaker 1: it's love notes, if it's gifts or even bouquets of flowers.
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  Speaker 1: We love flowers. We love everything. Transparency, that's what we
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  Speaker 1: love from our men. We love honesty. All your liars
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  Speaker 1: out there, that's still the best policy. Never lie. We
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  Speaker 1: like when you dress well, when you look nice. We
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  Speaker 1: like when you're okay. We like when you dress well.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing turns off a woman. Uh, let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: the top three things that women won't Okay, security absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: women won't. A future, Yeah, women won't. Loyalty. If you
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  Speaker 1: give a woman some security, provide her with a good
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  Speaker 1: look at a great future, and you give her your loyalty,
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  Speaker 1: she rideed that for you. Less security, future and loy
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  Speaker 1: and flowers and chocolates. Don't leave that love, gifts and transparency.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want you to lie to us. Where was
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  Speaker 1: that is? If you're loyal, loyal to cover hu, but
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  Speaker 1: in your the loyalty is honesty. Loyalty is honesty and
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  Speaker 1: they want they want honesty. Actually gonna be like honest,
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  Speaker 1: everybody's gonna be all over. You can't be all You
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  Speaker 1: can't tell everything. Okay, I agree with that, you can't
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  Speaker 1: tell everything. But we're saying, don't lie. That's what we're saying.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want you to lie to us. Sometimes we
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  Speaker 1: have excuse me, Sometimes we happen. What why would you
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  Speaker 1: have to detect you from the truth. We don't heed
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  Speaker 1: protecting from the truth. We want the truth. No, that
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  Speaker 1: is not true. That is not why I'm late. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: will require a lie. No, you're protecting yourself. Were protecting
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  Speaker 1: down that procla lie that my car broke? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: what was her name? No, the time it can do that.
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  Speaker 1: I can't go home till my wife who But here's
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  Speaker 1: the deal. I'm home, so I ain't got now. Back
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  Speaker 1: in the day, you were the best at it. The
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  Speaker 1: lie is for a protection of me. Yeah, it's protection
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  Speaker 1: of you, not of the woman's protection of you too. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not. It's not protecting me nor your feeling. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: from the truth. You don't know. We need to hear
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  Speaker 1: the truth. We can handle you can't handle our reaction
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  Speaker 1: to the truth exactly there. That's why there. So the
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  Speaker 1: lie is for you, not for for you, because I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to have to go off. No, it's okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna no, no, I won't oh yeah, will no
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  Speaker 1: if I don't go off that message, right, that is
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  Speaker 1: a lie when they tell you tell me the truth,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be upset. That's not that's okay that
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  Speaker 1: I want to look like the bad guy. We have
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  Speaker 1: to say that. Yeah, and we have to Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: have to lie to you guys so we can get
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  Speaker 1: the truth out of me. And then we know that
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  Speaker 1: we like lots of gifts, flowers, you know what about
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  Speaker 1: those things? Do? Yeah? We love all in the yard.
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  Speaker 1: She's seated when she pulled in, and you cheap Carla,
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  Speaker 1: She would go with the words, so cham thing, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: what do you have to say? Three times they didn't
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  Speaker 1: work out, I'm done, I'm up. Well did you do
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  Speaker 1: any of these things and I still ended up in court? Now?
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  Speaker 1: What yell? She got a lot of stuff on that list.
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  Speaker 1: Did you give her chocolate? Love notes? Yes, give me
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  Speaker 1: an example of one of your love notes? Get court?
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  Speaker 1: So right, then, what about honesty? Were you honest, very honest.
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  Speaker 1: That one. Where were you last? Where were you last night?
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  Speaker 1: While you come in so lately? Yeah, I don't like that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like questions. No, I don't like we were
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  Speaker 1: you in your relationship? You have to answer to people.
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  Speaker 1: Fool's head. I don't like questions. I don't like them either, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: Most men don't like questions. They will not. Where you going? Honey?
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  Speaker 1: You look all nice? You know you got all dressed up.
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  Speaker 1: You're smelling good. Where you going? It's nine o'clock? You
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  Speaker 1: know they eat late in Europe. Oh, you're going to
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  Speaker 1: where we live in New York and people are meeting
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  Speaker 1: with it from bad? Where are you meeting? Perhaps I
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  Speaker 1: can join you? It will only take me a few
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  Speaker 1: minutes to get ready. No, we've meete that a club?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I love clubs. Oh which one the new one? No?
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  Speaker 1: It's old when Oh it's just a men's club. No
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  Speaker 1: women allowed. There will be no women in the club.
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  Speaker 1: What well? I know how you are. You don't like
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  Speaker 1: men serving you, So I'm surprised you're going to this
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  Speaker 1: club at all. Well, they got a shift. They just
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  Speaker 1: stick the stuff out to one man. Now, can I
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  Speaker 1: ask you a question? Can you tell can you say
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  Speaker 1: this at home? What you just said? I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: meet nine o'clock at night? We're just men at a club,
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  Speaker 1: but they stick the food at the wind. Yeah I
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  Speaker 1: could say that, but the club? She did. Know what's
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  Speaker 1: different if I say the club, because you know I
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  Speaker 1: don't go. Yeah, but I could. I could say I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to a late week Yeah I could, so I
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  Speaker 1: got them lives right there after ten o'clock. I could
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  Speaker 1: say that. What kind of would you say? But I'm
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  Speaker 1: in a different place in my life now, Yes, you
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  Speaker 1: settle down. Yeah, I'm going to meeting at nine o'clock
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  Speaker 1: because that's the day. Oh that's a rock chicken on
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  Speaker 1: your on your head, across your forehead. Rocks. Well you
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  Speaker 1: don't cook? Where are you getting? I know he's been
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  Speaker 1: hit with one, but it would never have been for me.
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  Speaker 1: You're right. He was lying straight bony and chicken. You're right,
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  Speaker 1: Jay though, And the fact that hang off got the
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  Speaker 1: little tail kind of went in my mouth. So I
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  Speaker 1: got take slapped out of my mouth with the potential
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  Speaker 1: Simon Ellapo, who was he gonna sue? Who? Through the chicken?
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  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. We'll be back. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: Morning show right now. Stephen and Jay and and Tommy
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  Speaker 1: and Junior. Jay explains, well, she Shelly call me up.
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  Speaker 1: Steven said she saw us a little boy. Tell it
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  Speaker 1: because you saw it, Okay, I actually did see this. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Next and I were having breakfast one morning outside and
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  Speaker 1: we see this little kid, this little white kid, roll
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  Speaker 1: up on the skateboard and turn around and he was
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  Speaker 1: talking to his dad. And he turned around and he
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  Speaker 1: was like, you're lying, dad, You're a liar. Stop lying, dad,
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  Speaker 1: you're lying. And he's still a lie. It is still alive.
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  Speaker 1: And then the dad was like, son, no, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: lying to you. The dad Dad was arguing that I
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  Speaker 1: were looking at each other like Daddy would have split
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  Speaker 1: the back of my hand. That's when we were staying
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  Speaker 1: there is no We couldn't even say the word lie.
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  Speaker 1: We could even we had to say telling a story.
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  Speaker 1: And the grown person was never lying, never even if
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  Speaker 1: they were lying, yeah, even if yeah. So what you
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  Speaker 1: got now, Oh, we got a list of things that
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  Speaker 1: white kids can say, but you definitely cannot say it
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  Speaker 1: as a black child. Right Like, for instance, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to my room and please do not disturb me. Tell
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  Speaker 1: me what, man. I slammed the door in my house
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: one day and my daddy came in there and took
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: the dough off the in the garage. You don't have
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: a dough. Don't just things that white kids can say
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: that black kids can't. No, you hush, you hush. Wow. Wow, No, no,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: you you hush. I got warm white kids to say
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: the black kids can't. Now right now, all black kids
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: get out of Wow. Touched me, touched me, And I'm
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: calling the authority. First of all, who's the authority talking talking? Oh?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I got one right here? I got one right here.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: That's my father left. Oh wait, I like this right here. Wow,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: it's my party and I didn't have over here whoever
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I want? Wow, it's really different, so different. You got one.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: You're not my friend to your parents. I did for you.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I hate you every day you happen to you for real? Right? Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I was at the airport j and this little white kid,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: it was going through security. He was mad at his
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: parents and then moving walk away. The entire time, he
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: screamed to his dad, I hate you every day, Dad, Steve,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: What you got man? I was trying to think of one, really,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: just really what one that I thought, but I knew
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: not to say. Uh. Here go one right here? Okay, Hey,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I wish I lived with Billy's parents. Okay, well you
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: take your little cup, take your ass on over there.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I got one, right? How long do I have to
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: live without my own phone? Freedom? It's ignorant, right, you'll
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: say that. Man, they can say this, get away with mom.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I don't mean to say this, but I'm just gonna
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: say it. This spaghetti sucks. Spaghetti that's getting hit on
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: the plate. Spaghetti right there. Ye, these are things white
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: kids can say to their parents. I'm not going over
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Grandmama's house stinks. What did you just say? What? What
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: did you just say? By my mom? My? Mom? Hey,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: damn it, Mom, you're getting on my nerves. We can't
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: say that to our parents. We again, it's different. I
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: got one. Okay, Hey, I'm all enough to make up
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: my own mind. But no, no, no, First of all,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: you ain't got no matter right right? Hey, got girl over?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Hey mom, dad, we don't want to have to hear this.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Me and Rebecca going to the room. What girl, But
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: now go down that hallway to see you cut your
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: lights on in here? I got one I got one.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, spinach again. Yes, we're dead. We're dead
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: with every one of these good Blair's mom cooks better
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: than you can. You Astandma, you're listening to show? All right?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Here we are the sensitive crew that we are, hot
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: crew that we are. We're all admit to something. What Okay?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I am the one on the show that likes to
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: keep the most mess Oh by, I want to volunteer
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: for that because for me it's exciting. Like if I
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: see any two of y'all about to go at it,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not show you do oh you are the head.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Can let me ask you a question, Steve? Is that healthy?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Do you think that's a healthy word? Absolutely? Do? I do?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I do that the CEO. I think that's way for
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: us to operate as a company successfully is to get
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: it all out. I love when the the the argument
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: or whatever, the disagreement has died down, and then he'll
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: walked away, thought of something, come back and get it
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: started all over again. He'll throw bomb you. Oh, ain't
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: no doubt, thank you. And that's what I'm here for, guy,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: to make sure that we have healthy, healthy relationship. You know,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: nobody's harboring any sentiments and ill will towards one another
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: because we get it all out. You want to get
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: it for exams? Now, come on, let's go. I'm thinking
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: between Junior and and Jay. I think the two of
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: them being the sikest people on. I think the fact
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: that they go at one another. I think that's actually
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: what It makes me feel better knowing he grown that. Junior. Y'all,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: y'all have what his name? Now? Junior? What if you
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: had to speak at his funeral after? What would you say? Though?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: First of all, over going and kick the casket over
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: see if his body show, you're not gonna be sad
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: or cried. Wait a minute, hey, he has not been
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: a supporter. It's true, Jay, it is absolutely true. He
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: was gonna have the sticker sell walk right, and remember
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: that they had this is the flood they had the flood.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: All I said is well, he said, well it's raindy,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: we can't have the walk. I said, why can't you
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: have to swim? And so he got really upset about that. Yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: you know, but here's my thing. If I do die,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I have left instructions that my funeral be cold as
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's gonna be in an ice box. So
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: he dum it. Wow, guy, but this is all day,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: This is all all day love. Jay will hit you
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: with a mic stand testing improvement. I have heard that
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: he will hit you. I was with me when he
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: did some things happen laugh at allegedly allegedly, there's no
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: film on that. We're all very very sensitive, very sensitive.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Now you want to know who throw the most punch
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: at Tommy thought, oh you're looking at really throws him.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Steve just takes the alley oop and dumb, you're throwing
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: the holly hoop. And I don't go up and get
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: it that right there would be Now I'm now I'm
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: a pop power forward now because I just love seeing
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: him snap off. I just pushing. But why but he's
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: gotten so much better but a lot. Because he's gotten better,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: that means I have to go harder. And I think,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: you know, he's finally reached the point where he's really
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: doing what he wants to. So he's happy. And now
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I'm in a good place. You know, you know what, Tommy,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: you know what Joe Jr. Meant He really is, He's
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: in a much better place and he's this is the
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: happiest he's and he's not home much. That is the
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: main that was gonna say. And he's been in a
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: lot of movies home. That's a side kidney. She just did.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Come on, he's been in so many movies. Let's talk
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: about that. It's secure. That was that was his unliography,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: story of his life. That's too. What was it like? Yes, heart,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: he was in Media Boo the first one. Yeah, he
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: was in Think like a Man. I think he said
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: that was. What about that karate movie? He was in
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: that weak low ass kicks? There was some kicks kick
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: the to All you was doing was kicking me in
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: my stomach. Oh my god, I forgot about him. No,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: we have it, I think. But he is much happier now.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Guess guess who started that? Folks, Sure, Charlotte, Shirley, you started.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I started about the movie, Yes you did. I owned it,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: So you started. Getting you back out and just do
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: last because because if I started, you were sure to
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: finish it. That's what I appreciate about you, though, Shirley,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: is you laugh hard? It's about my friend. You're laughing
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: at your friend laughing. Yeah, Oh my god, but you
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: do sound happier man much happy, Yes, sir, thank you,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: thank you man, you're listening show all right? Time for
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: a comedy break right here? Junior is here with things
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I've never seen? What is j Yeah? You know U Tommy.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: This is a lot of things that you have never
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: seen in your life. I mean it's some things like
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I know you old everybody you probably have. But it's
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: some things I know I ain't never seen. Like, for instance,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I've never seen a shade treat mechanic with a car
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: that's running in perfect condition. You ain't never seen you.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: He gonna tell me everything wrong with my car, but
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: with his back door missing, all is all running out
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: the car from him and his hat. But he gonna
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: tell me I need a new TRANSMITTI well, I've never
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: seen it. I just ain't never seen it. He's another
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: thing I ain't never seen. I ain't never seen people
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: in the South eat a meal without rice. If it's
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: chicken and rice, beans and rice, why is rice over
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: every plate? Ring? Just rice? You know who I've never
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: ever met. I've never met this person. I've never met
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: a well rested African American. I've never met one. I
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: ain't never seen it. Dog, I ain't never seen a
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: well rested African American. Not just like that. How you doing? Man?
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Oh man? Job getting on my nerve wife, talking crazy
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: to my kids. Won't live man, I'm tired. I'm just tied.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: You ain't never seen that. I've never seen a big
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: person eat a meal without a died beverage. I ain't
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: never seen. Yeah, ham hock, you know, but then a
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: died coke on the side. As if that's gonna change something.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I have never seen it, I hear you, Steve. I
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: don't I know, I ain't. I ain't gonna do it.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna getting done. No. Look, I've never seen
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: a black funeral. What it is? No clowning going on? Ye, no,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: not one, not one. You ain't ever seen that. Somebody
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: gonna get cussed out in front of the casket every time.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: These just things we've never seen. We ain't never seen anything.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I've never seen Christmas, Valentine's and Halloween declarations being put
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: up in the drugs though. You just show up one
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: day and they all hanking who that's true. You ain't
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: never seen who hangs up. We don't know who that is.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: H I ain't never seen the white person still a
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: bike out of black neighborhood. I ain't never seen you
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna never seen there already? All right, thank you guys,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: you're listening. All right, Jay, it is time for comedy Roulette.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: It's just the insults. Every week you test out comedy ability.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: What you do. Take five subjects, put them on a wheel,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: spinning wheel. Whit stop, we'll do the damn Then what
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: you've got? All right, here we go. I have the categories.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Let's spendel let's get ready. All right? She she hasn't
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: she has an invisible boyfriend. Oh, everybody knows somebody like that.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: All right, that's number one. Number two? Stop lying you're
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: staying at your mama's house. Number three? When are you
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: gonna get that back? Too? Thick? You know people like
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: right back? Number four? You know they repo that car?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: And number five. I don't know how to tell you this,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: but she's singing somebody all of these are good cat.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I'm on that too, Come on to come on, I'm
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: a fiend. Letting the number two. Stop lying? You staying
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: at your mama's house. Know how I know you stand
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: at your mama house? Yeah, the club, I hear you
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Say hey, I'll be there in a minute. Mama,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: lead the key under the door, and your mama's your
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Mama's out. I know you stand at your mama house.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: How I know you'd be trying to hide. But all
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: your clothes got creasing. You know I'm that well, you
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: know iron that good. Your clothes gotta even crease back
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: and on both show. Yeah, you stand at your standing
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: at your mama house. When you got a lunch bag
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: with your name on it in the car, Mama made
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: that for you. Boy. When you when when you on
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: your cell phone talking and we can hear the washing
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: machine in the bathroom mama house. You know you know,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I know you stand at your mama house. You ain't
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: got your own key an the key you got is
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: around your neck. Fooling, fool you You ain't fooling, no
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: damn bad you keep growing ass man. I know you
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: staying at your mama house. When I come to your
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: mama house, own family functions, you first one now, the
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: first one here right. We know you staying at your
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: mama house when you you only invite us over doing
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: prayer meeting. Mama gonna turn tonight we can come through. Yeah,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I know you at your mama. This is how I
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: know you live at your mama's house. You always smell
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: damn smell. You know, I know you're just smell everything.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I know you stand at your mama house every day.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: You coming in talking about a gospel show you watch.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: When you start watching old Steam for I had like
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: experience in this area. That's I know you finished your
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: mama house when you always into it with her boyfriend.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: You're like nothing earlse like you know you staying until
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: mama house. You're lotion. You will smell like a yeah.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: When are you coming to wort? Smelling like white diamond?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: What is that about? Come on, Steve, close it out.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: This is how you know you love Joe. Mama house
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: called the car you driving, got a Bible on the
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: daskboard and Jesus all right, we'll be back with did
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: we not do it? Get it? You guys, get it.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with you tell me as prank phone call.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: After this. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. Coming up
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, Well about four minutes
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: after the hour, I'm gonna read today's strawberry letter. I
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: got a good subject for you today. Twenty years later,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: he still wants MGP will explain what that means in
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: the letter. But right now the nephew is in the
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: building with the phone called you got for nap, mister Wiggins,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: mister Quiggins, Wiggins, that right there, that's the rank mister Higgins.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Come on Renny, Hello, Hello, Hi, my name is George.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I'm with Green Lawn Services. We came out and cut
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: your yard yesterday, and uh, we're trying to make sure
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: that you liked everything thoroughly. That we cut the front
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: to back. We also did your hedges, put some mulch
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: in the flybeds, the weed eating in the whole nine yards,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: and we also left an invoice on your doorstep. Want
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: to make sure you got that as well, y man,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I'm going around man, look dude, without trying to cut it, sir, Yeah,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: we cut it as of yesterday. You were actually on
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: our schedule and we did everything thoroughly. We I'm actually
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: just calling as a follow up, all right, sir? Are
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: you mister Malone at fifty Timmerman? He No, man, I'm
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Wiggins from fifty Man. You cut the wrong house. That's
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: ns do many. I guess you need to put you
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: in wards on there though, so so you you're not
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman say, man, I'll just told you.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I'm fifty three and I'm mister Wiggins. You don't cut
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the wrong do y'all need to go miss listen long
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: how to get you one because you ain't cuse you
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: got the wrong house. No, sir, No y'all coming over
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: here trying to collect no money. Well, sir, hold on
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: just a second. Head. You're saying we didn't. You don't
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: cut the wrong yard, so I don't know schedule. I
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: can't tell you come over here and cut and you
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: go there and talking Malone get your money. You can't ain't.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: So there's no way we can charge mister Malone if
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: we haven't cut his yard. Now, let's let's just you
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: need to take the cut, mister Malone. YA put memoirs
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: and here you you didn't cut and saying at this
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: out sir, nothing cut the room yard. You go cut
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: the right yard and get right. You ain't got you
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: ain't getting okay, sir, I say that now I didn't
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: call him out of the cut. You go there, I
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: haven't cut his right and get him real voice. You
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: can't get party. I understand that, sir. Listen, what I
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: want to say is, uh, we'll go over and we'll
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: take care of mister Malone's yard. I understand that we've
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: made a mistake, but I understand. I understood. You say
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: that you didn't like the services. So wouldn't it be
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: even right for you to actually go ahead and send
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: the invoice in along with the check since you did
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: like the services? Wellever didn't listening like, YO just retarded,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: because then I just tell you you cut the room
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: or want to cut the right yard and get you money.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing but practice here. You're done. I
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: understand that we cut the wrong yard, sir. I understand that,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: but you got the services, and you like the services.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. I have to come out there
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: and get the money from you. We'll come on. If determining,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: come on, if decumbing, I got something, come on over
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: here and get you what you said you like. I
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: wouldn't give a if I said the moon was green.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: You cut the wrong yard. You go get your money
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: from the right one. You ain't getting charge you. I
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: got something, You come on over here and see what
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you get. So I cut the room. You're trying to
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: get money. Money you ain't getting big now you you
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: can go get you from the right one. You're either
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: write this dough, go cut that. You leave that paper
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: over there. I'm coming over there. You want me to starts,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: I'm starts. Some ain't some come around and do and
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: be charging me no money? Now, yeah, I got more
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: heath and hill get if you want to come get it.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: You got your yard cut, and we deserve to get
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: our money back. Now to get to what you come
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: around here trying to get some blundy. Now I tell
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: you you don't cut, and I'm gonna tell you. Don't
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: make me whoop ya behind this yard. You come you come,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I will whoop you'all behind in the front yard that
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: just got cut? You mammy? Ain't you having you come
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: trying to get the money? I'm suing? Hello, you don't you?
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I check? I got one more thing to tell you.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Is you're listening? Are you come standing now? I'm you
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: took the room. I've got one more thing to tell you.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Is you listening? Mister Wickens? I'm look. This is Nephew
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Timing from the Steve Harding Morning Show. You just got prank? Hello?
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: What I you listen to listen to this morning. Look him,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: your boy Gary just pranked you many. Let me ask
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: you something, though, man, what is the baddest radio show
• 47:19
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• 49:06
  Speaker 1: years later, he still wants MGP. We'll get into it
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steven Show. All right, guys,
• 49:16
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• 49:30
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• 49:36
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• 49:38
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Thank you Nephew. Subject. Twenty years later,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: he still wants MGP. Well, Dear Steve and Shirley. I'm
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: a forty six year old single lady, and I am
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: ready for the next chapter in my life. In nineteen
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: ninety nine, I dated a man off and on for
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: a while, but finally ended things with him when I
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: out he got another woman pregnant. I moved on with
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: my life and moved to another state. Well. In twenty eighteen,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: he and I reconnected on social media. Since we live
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: far apart, we texted and called each other daily. He
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: told me he was coming to town and wanted to
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: see me. I told him to come by the house
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: since we were old friends and hadn't seen each other
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: in many years. He came over and we had a
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: great time catching up in person. He later told me
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: that he was not just visiting. He had moved back
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: to town and he wanted to see me more. I
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: had no idea that he'd be interested in me now,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: because I've been paralyzed since two thousand and four, but
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: that didn't matter to him. He asked me quiet, Steve.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: He asked me, if I could still do it, would
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: you would just let me finish? Please? He asked me
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: if I could still do it? Yeah, yeah, And your
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: name is mentioned at the bottom as well. He asked
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: me if I could yeah, yeah, yes. He asked her
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: if I could still do it like I used to
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: do it. I teased him and asked, do you know
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: what it is? I teased him and asked, wouldn't you
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: like to know? So? About a month ago, I showed
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: him that I could still put it on him. You see,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: back in the day he called me miss good P
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: or MGP for short, and he said, I still hold
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: that title to this day. I have feelings for him,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: but everything is moving so fast. We are moving in
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: together soon, and I want to be sure I'm doing
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: things the right way. We dated over twenty years ago,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: and I already gave him a sample of MGP. So
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: should I put put the ninety day rule on him
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: when we move in together. I don't want to get married.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: I do want to get married, so I'm trying to
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: do things right. What do you think, Steve, she put
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: your letter in. Okay, so you have permission, all right?
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: All right? Come on, Now, you dated this guy back
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety nine. You off and on. It wasn't
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: even a regular real relationship, really, it was off and on,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: and then you finally ended things when you found out
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: he got another woman pregnant. All right, Then this same
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: guy twenty years later comes into your life and you're
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: ready to move in with him. Why are you going
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: to move in with this man? I mean, why you
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: gotta explain this. Nothing in this letter says you need
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: to do that. Okay, he lied to you about so
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: many things, and uh, you know he actually lives in
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: your town. Now, first he said he was just visiting.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Is this really the case? Or was he hoping to
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: move in with you all the time. I just you know,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going to ask you don't get played by this man.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: He's probably telling you anything to get in your house. Remember,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: now it's been twenty years since you've seen him. Now
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: you close your letter by saying you're trying to do
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: things right. Nothing about this is right because you've already
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: slept with him, and you want to impose the ninety
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: day rule on him. That is so backwards, Steve. Please,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: we're all okay. I don't know how you strip around
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: all this other information saying I don't know what part
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: you read, but I'm going right to where I'm stuck.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Forty six year old single lady, ready to move on
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: day to the man, off and on in nineteen ninety nine,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: but off and on, but found out he got another
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: woman pregnant. When you moved on with your life, he
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: moved to another state. Well two eighteen, y'all reconnected on
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: social media. Since we live far apart, we text and
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: called each other daily. He told me he was coming
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: to town and won't to see me. I told him,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: come on by the house, or what else are you
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: gonna do? I mean, I'm through, Okay, Okay, so he
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: comes by to Hell, Okay, see, okay, permission, but don't
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: go crazy. Okay, I'm trying to shoot you. Old friends
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: and they ain't seen each other many years. He came
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: over and we had a great time catching up in person.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: He later told me he wasn't just visited. He had
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: moved back to town. Oh that convenient, uh huh got
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: over there and found out you staying by yourself. Now,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: he ain't moved back, he ain't visited. He to move back,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: and he wanted to see you more. Now, the lady said,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I had no idea he'd be interested in me now
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: because I've been paralyzed since two thousand and four, so
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: fourteen years you've been paralyzed. Before I go in it further,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: is that something I need to know about paralyzation before
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I assume that means paralyzed came moved that all I'm asking, surety, Well,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: I mean it depends on you know what kind of
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: that could be, A like a portion of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: And there's nothing wrong. This is not a good This
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: is just about this lady in this leadder, so please
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: don't nobody. But she wrote me and put in the ladder. Now,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: you didn't have to put that in the ladder, but
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: you felt it was important. So now, Shirley didn't dance
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: round this hill, but you didn't. I just know you.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: You didn't mention it paralyzed since still for fourteen years.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: But that didn't matter to him. He asked me if
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: I could still do it like I used to do it? Well,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: way you get that question for him? Now, I don't
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: know what she was doing that got you this title
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: that he gave you fourteen years ago, but how he's
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: still asking that question. So now we're gonna have to
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: get into it when we come back. We feel to
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: come back and find out why he called her miss
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: good Peace or We have part two response coming up
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hours you're listening to show.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: The subject is twenty years later, he still wants MGP. Yeah,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: he still want MP. Let's just go and get to
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: this letter right quick. What did happened is y'all got
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: back together social media. He says he still wanted you,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: and that surprised you that he'd be interested in you
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: because you've been paralyzed since two thousand and four. But
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: that didn't matter to him. He asked me if I
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: could still do it like I used to do. I
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: teased him and ask, wouldn't you like to know? So
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: about a month ago I showed him that I could
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: still put it on him. You see, back in the
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: day he called me miss good P or MGP MG
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: is where we need. It's either miss good or most
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: grand P. You know, unless like like if you're in
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: a mate, if you're in an Elks club, you might
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: be the master Grand Poopa, or maybe you had the MVP,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: you could have had the most valuable Okay, we get it.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Or your name is Margaret Gail. I don't know what
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: it is, but you paralyzed now. So his question was
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: can you still do it like you used to do
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: it now? I don't know what she was doing back
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: folded before prior to two thousand and four. I don't
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: know what she was doing back then, but obviously it
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: wasn't what I was thinking. See, I was thinking, to
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: get to Tyler MVP. That that has to be some
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: monkey flipping, got the chandelio, swinging, some doknob, diving, some
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: foot of the bed back, some assaults, some edge of
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: the bed, your knees, a lot of bouncing. It's just
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff go in there. When if you
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: were to consider someone that, where are anybody? Yeah? But
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: now I don't. I can't go too far because I
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: don't want anybody that has a situation to think I'm
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: making fun of him cause or not. But the lady
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: did right me with the pali paraized things since two
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: thousand folk. But she thinks, Steve, so, I don't know
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: how to heal what y'all doing in that now. I
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: don't man what's going on either he had never had
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: no MGP before, or it was the best MGP he
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: ever had. Maybe didn't require you to do much, Steve,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: she said in the letter, I showed him that I
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: could still put it on him. Now she said that, Yeah,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: she said that, Sherley. But now that makes me question,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: what would you putting on it? The MP? You think? Okay? Now,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: the only thing I can think is is that inside
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: the MGP, what it's like a It's like once you
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: buy mission to an amusement park. Once you go into park,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: that's where the rides is at. See that's what I'm thinking.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: That's why you could So it could be the most
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: grand park. It could be go ahead ship. He's sorry,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: sorry for interrupting you, but I need him, he said,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I still hold that title to this day. That's why
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. There must be something going on inside the
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: mg Yeah. See see, maybe maybe MG stands for Madison Guard.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: You know, maybe the MG is a short for MGM
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: where a lot of activity going build see the shows
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming that there's a lot of stuff going on
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: once you get inside, the show ain't outside. Maybe they
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: ain't got to be nothing going on. Maybe that you know,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: a lot of I don't know if his hands, I
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: don't know, if it feels, I don't know what it is.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Some yeah, if it needs some helps to let me
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: help her. You go ahead, Jake. What she wanted him
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: to lord, what she would like for him to do
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: is roll up on her. Because she is not a
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: not a fish around person. She is not handicapped in
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: this department. You understand what I'm saying, roll up on me.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Not she's not. She's not gonna let him walk all
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: over her. That hey, Jake, but paralyzing shit you waste, Jake.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: To even it out, you get in the chair and
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: you rolled over here watching, Thank you, thank you. Now
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: you might think this woman don't have no feeling for you,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: but she do she do? Oh, she gotta leg up
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: on the situation. She gotta let up the situation. She's
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: not gonna be burial waiting on you. Probably probably some dude, dude.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: I did it with that thing, baby, with that thing,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I showed him that I could still put it on ys,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: you did, lady, and congratulations and so since you hadn't
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: done that and you gave it something and y'all dated
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: over twenty years ago, and I already gave him a
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: sample of the MGP shit. I put the ninety day
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: rude on him when we move in together. Unless you
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: want to ask the roll right out of here. You're
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: probably too late for this hell to walk out your life.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: You been give it up? Yeah, I feel like twenty
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: years you've already committed. He's moving in and you wanted man,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: you do want to get mad, So I'm trying to
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: do things right. You've already known it for twenty going
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: to see where it go. Congratulations. I don't know how
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: you did it, but whatever you're doing, to keep up
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: the good work doing it? What? Ye I don't know what.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Let this man move in your house killing me if
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: you won't to a nobody else rolled up over there?
• 1:02:20
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• 1:02:26
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• 1:02:34
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• 1:02:38
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• 1:02:46
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• 1:03:30
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• 1:03:35
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• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: wedding and reading, and she has a hot blast. Ain't
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: no man to love the hint I mean a hot
• 1:03:51
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  Speaker 1: she had in the hearts that when and read it,
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• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: that so when you live, I mean a heart lass, hearts,
• 1:04:47
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• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: he's not, No, he's Carlo Carlo. Yeah are you are you? Ladies?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Did y'all enjoy that? You? H No? I didn't say.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: And you know what the problem is, Steve, me and Jay.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: You know we talk on the phone, and did you
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: have a when you was on the phone. Yes, I did, Tommy,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: but the whole world knows. Now, no, you're not and
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: turned the air. All right, more of this crazy ignorant show.
• 1:05:30
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• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: others still bring up to this day? Yeah? Man, now
• 1:05:49
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• 1:05:51
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• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: on her short, bald haircut in front of his wife,
• 1:05:58
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• 1:06:01
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• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: offers to go to the bathroom and shave her head
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: if that will make you happy. I love it, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I love it. Right. Well, maybe I need to go
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  Speaker 1: to the bathroom and shave my head if that'll make
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: you happy. Maybe that'll make you happy if I got
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: a shave head. Huh, I know just how she said,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: you know, yes, a little our hair cut. Huh, what
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: a compliment. It's a compliment. Oh you don't like my
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: long hair? Maybe I need to shave my head. Maybe
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: that'll make you happy, yes, and said you compliment. You're
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: handing out compliments and stuff, all right, So Steven, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why this makes me think of you. Do
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  Speaker 1: you have any arguments in your relationship that never go away?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: And you know something that comes up from time to time? Oh? Well,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: the only thing we really are about over knowing some
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: damn kids. You know, it's the damn kids. Most my
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: arguments is being about some one of them kids. We
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: have a difference of opinion and the way we all
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: to handle it. That's one you know comes up all
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: the time, you know, And I'm too hard. I don't
• 1:07:17
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• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: problems and stuff. I know kids have problems and everything,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: but you know, I don't want him. What do you
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  Speaker 1: their parents supposed to listen? I'm tired of parents, do you?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Damn it? You thank you know everything? Go ahead, that's
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: this little section of your life up with your little
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sick, man in hell, go ahead. Try. Oh
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: she got so mad at me. The other day I
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: took one of the kids. Ask me if I said,
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  Speaker 1: try if you know that ain't gonna work. Well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: if you tell them don't do it, they're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: it anyway. Try it. You just try. Let's see, let's
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, do it knowing that. That's not knowing what's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen. Because when I told you not to do something,
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  Speaker 1: you do it anyway. Then you come back in here.
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  Speaker 1: I should have listened to you. You don't she going
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  Speaker 1: out here and do it fall on your face? But
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  Speaker 1: did you when you really? Yeah? I did most of
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  Speaker 1: the time, oh most most of the most of the time. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just kept most of my stuff from them. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't go in there with a pinion. I didn't have
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  Speaker 1: some nothing. I just went on and blew it. H
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe that. Shut your punk ass up. What
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  Speaker 1: did you do now? You didn't want to hear all
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  Speaker 1: the parents? Yeah? Yeah, all right, So Junior, I know
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  Speaker 1: you have one. Oh god, oh okay. Girl came to
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  Speaker 1: the show one time, right uh huh. And after the show,
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  Speaker 1: you know, go to the bathroom and she hears some
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  Speaker 1: women in there talking about me about how funny I
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  Speaker 1: was and how cute I was. She heard, so anytime
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  Speaker 1: anybody compliment me, she said, well, let me go in
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom and see what the discussion is this time
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  Speaker 1: about somebody. Somebody say I like your shirt. She says,
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  Speaker 1: let me get up and go to the bathroom. It
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  Speaker 1: must be a conversation. She didn't go on the running
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  Speaker 1: head like this damn shirt, so he got waiting. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like to talk about that every day of time
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  Speaker 1: we go out there. I don't care if we go
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  Speaker 1: to pulling the drive through. Oh I like your sun glass.
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  Speaker 1: Let me run in the bathroom and mcdown. It must
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  Speaker 1: be a conversation about this. Don't matter where we go.
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  Speaker 1: We was at a cousin funeral. This man I like
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  Speaker 1: that suit. Oh suscussion in the bathroom at the church.
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  Speaker 1: Let running the bathroom. What I'm saying about the suit?
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  Speaker 1: My man? Yeah, she's so fly. Yeah, even doing nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't ask the ladies to say nothing. But then
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  Speaker 1: I brought it. I flipped it, you know. I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: you should have said something first, and we hadn't head this. No, mother,
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  Speaker 1: why didn't you say that? Because I'm stupid? What she say?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: What happened? She turned around on you. There was no
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: more talking for the day. I know that. Yeah, oh yeah,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: the silent treatment is shun. All right, guys, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: break right here? Junior is here with things I've never seen?
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  Speaker 1: What is this, Junior? Yeah, you know, Tommy, there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of things that you have never seen in your life.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's some things like I know you old
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  Speaker 1: and everybody you probably have, but it's some things I
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  Speaker 1: know I ain't never seen, Like, for instance, I've never
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: seen a shade treat mechanic with a car that's running
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: in perfect condition. You ain't never seen it. He gonna
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: tell me everything wrong with my car, but with his
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: back door missing, all is all running out the car
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: from him and his hat. But he gonna tell me
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: I need a new transmitter. Well, I've never seen it.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: I just ain't never seen it. He's another thing I
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: ain't never seen. I ain't never seen people in the
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: South eat a meal without rice. If it's chicken and rice,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: beans and rice, why is rice on every plate? Ring?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Just rice? You know who I've never met. I've never
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: met this person. I've never met a well rested African America.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: I've never met one. I ain't never seen it. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never seen a well rested African American, not
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: just like that. How you doing? Man? Oh man? Job?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Getting on my nerves? Wife talking crazy to my kids.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Won't live man, I'm tired. I'm just tired. You ain't
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: never seen that. I've never seen a big person eat
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: a meal without a died beverage. I ain't never seen Yeah, hamhock,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: you know, But then a died coke on the side,
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  Speaker 1: As if that's gonna change something. I have never seen it.
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  Speaker 1: I hear you Steve, I don't I know, I ain't.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do it. I ain't gonna getting none. No, look,
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  Speaker 1: i've never seen a black funeral. What it is? No
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  Speaker 1: clowning going on? Yeah, not one, Not when you ain't
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  Speaker 1: up seeing that somebody gonna get cussed out in front
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: of the castle every time. Yea, These just things we've
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: never seen. We ain't never seen anything. I've never seen Christmas,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Valentine's Halloween declarations being put up in the drug store.
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  Speaker 1: You just show up one day and they all hanging
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  Speaker 1: who That's true. You ain't never seen who hang this up.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know who that he h. I ain't never
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  Speaker 1: seen a white person still a bike out of black neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never seen. You ain't gonna never see because
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  Speaker 1: to day. Hey, my closing remarks today is something that
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  Speaker 1: I want to share with you all that I've been
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: kind of are dealing with a lot lately, and I
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  Speaker 1: mean a lot. And the only reason I'm sharing with
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  Speaker 1: you because I think there's quite a few people who
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  Speaker 1: can relate to this, the thing that I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: correct in my thinking. Uh, you know, the Bible says
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  Speaker 1: be anxious for nothing, and there's I'm pretty sure that
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: are people who could explain this a lot better than me.
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  Speaker 1: But being anxious for nothing means, you know, in other words,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry so much about what is going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't want something so badly that it consumes you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't keep wearing about something that you want to see happen,
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  Speaker 1: that you're expecting to receive, that you want to be gifted,
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  Speaker 1: that you want to acquire, whatever it is. Be anxious
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  Speaker 1: for nothing. Now that's hard to do. It really is
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  Speaker 1: because naturally, as people, including myself me personally, I have
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  Speaker 1: a tendency to focus on the things that I want.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the problem with it. Here's a twofold problem with it.
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  Speaker 1: When you focus on what you want. Number one, focusing
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  Speaker 1: on it shows a lack of faith because every thing
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  Speaker 1: you've ever needed. I mean, really, just ask yourself. Hasn't
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  Speaker 1: God always done it? I mean, what you need it.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: You may not get everything you want. Everything you want
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  Speaker 1: ain't good for y'all can tell you that right now.
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  Speaker 1: I've wanted a whole lot of stuff turned out not
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  Speaker 1: to be good for me. But everything you've needed God
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  Speaker 1: has taken care of. So being anxious for his will
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  Speaker 1: to be done I mean, I mean being anxious for
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  Speaker 1: Him to do something in your life, which is something
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  Speaker 1: He's always done. It just exhibits a lack of faith
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: when you become anxious for stuff. The second part of
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  Speaker 1: it is is it causes you to lose focus on
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  Speaker 1: what you already have. And once you lose focus for
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: what you already have, you are no longer showing the
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  Speaker 1: level of gratitude that you need to exhibit in order
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  Speaker 1: to move your life forward to the next level. That's
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  Speaker 1: a dangerous trap, and I find myself in it oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna be I'm just gonna be honest
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  Speaker 1: with you. So what I'm trying to learn and teach
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  Speaker 1: myself and become comfortable with it, it's how not to
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  Speaker 1: be anxious for nothing. Realizing that God has always taken
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  Speaker 1: care of me. God has always taken care of you.
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  Speaker 1: God has never been late in this world. He ain't
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  Speaker 1: ever been late, not now single time. He always comes
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  Speaker 1: through with everything you need. He may not come when
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: you want him, but he ain't never laid. So I
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  Speaker 1: have to get comfortable in knowing that He has always
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: come through for me. He has always delivered for me.
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  Speaker 1: So why am I being anxious? And in my anxiousness
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: for what I don't have, I now cause myself to
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  Speaker 1: lose sight and show the proper mind of gratitude for
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: what I do have. And gratitude is one of the
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  Speaker 1: major opponents of the principles of success, because the more
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  Speaker 1: you are grateful for, the more God will give you
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: to be grateful for. You. See, So sometimes I trick
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  Speaker 1: myself out of blessing by overthinking it, over wanting it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying you're not supposed to want
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  Speaker 1: anything anymore. You will, but don't be anxious for it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be sitting up fretting about it. He gonna do
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  Speaker 1: what he's supposed to do. And then, in another word,
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  Speaker 1: God don't really need your help to accomplish nothing. He
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  Speaker 1: really don't he can get all this done without you
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  Speaker 1: get out of the way. So you know, though, that's
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  Speaker 1: something right there. It's been one of the main focuses.
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  Speaker 1: And when I get it right, when I'm not anxious
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  Speaker 1: for nothing, and I do show the right amount of
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  Speaker 1: gratitude for what I've already been given, it releases pressure
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  Speaker 1: from me. You know, you've heard old people say, if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna pray about it, don't worry about it, and
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna weary about it, don't pray about it.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, sometimes in my anxiousness, I'm praying for
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  Speaker 1: stuff over and over and over. But you know, if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna pray about it, you got you got, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta not worrying about it. But if you're anxious for
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: something you're worrying about it, you're just worrying about it.
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  Speaker 1: And that right there is not the way that it's done.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: It's just not the way it's done. And I've been
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  Speaker 1: learning over the past month or so really how to
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: focus on that a lot better. And that may be
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: something that you might be looking at two or going through,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: and I just wanted to share that with you because
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: you know, it could be something that you might be
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: dealing with two and I'm just sharing with you that
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: you ain't the only one going through it. You ain't
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: the only one feeling some kind of way about it
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: that in actual a lot of people might be doing
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  Speaker 1: it and we and we're doing it injustice to ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: So be anxious for nothing, trusting the fact that God
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: has always taken care of you, way better than you've
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: taken care of yourself. Those are my closing moments. Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: Steve dropped that. That is the thing that I'm rapidly
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