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Childhood Products, Back In The Day Phrases, Horrible Bosses, iPhone Doctor and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: All at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 1: Black all bu bussy.
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  Speaker 4: Ye listening to.
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  Speaker 5: Show?
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  Speaker 6: I don't joy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, joy, you know you.
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  Speaker 4: Love?
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  Speaker 7: You gotta turn. I can't.
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  Speaker 8: Got to turn them.
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  Speaker 1: Out turn probably got to turn mouth turn the water
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  Speaker 1: of the money up.
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  Speaker 3: Come come out your.
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  Speaker 9: Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You all listening
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  Speaker 9: to the voice, come on dig me now. One and
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  Speaker 9: all is Steve Harvey Man got a radio show. How
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  Speaker 9: good is God?
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  Speaker 2: Huh? Think about it?
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  Speaker 9: Just take a slight inventory of your own life and
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  Speaker 9: say it to yourself when you get through, how good
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  Speaker 9: is God? Think of all the small things all because
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  Speaker 9: that's him. You breathing, that's him. You still here, that's him.
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  Speaker 9: You got another chance?
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  Speaker 2: That's him. You ain't out of here. That's him.
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  Speaker 9: Got any measure of health, that's him. You think it's
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  Speaker 9: more to it than it really is than it already
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  Speaker 9: showed up to be. That's him.
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  Speaker 2: All of that. You got, any dreams and aspirations you
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  Speaker 2: dream of other things.
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  Speaker 9: That's him. All that, that's him, that's him. Him, clothes
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  Speaker 9: you got, that's him. Every time you eat. That's why
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  Speaker 9: they had this thing called you say your grace. That's him. See,
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  Speaker 9: that's him, man, that's him. It's amazing when you take
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  Speaker 9: a small inventory how you find out how big God
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  Speaker 9: really is in your life. Now, the more you turn
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  Speaker 9: yourself over to him, the bigger he can be for you. See,
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  Speaker 9: he'll only be as big as you let him. It's
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  Speaker 9: one thing about God. Now, he's a gentleman. He can
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  Speaker 9: make you do anything. You know, you get too big
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  Speaker 9: for him, you know you you lose your humbleness. He
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  Speaker 9: can humble you.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 9: God created man with the power of choice. We're the
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  Speaker 9: only creature he created that. He gave us the total
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  Speaker 9: power of choice when we mate, who we mate with.
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  Speaker 9: You know everything, all of it. Man, it's a choice
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  Speaker 9: what we want to be, how much we want to make,
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  Speaker 9: where we want to live, with climate we want to
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  Speaker 9: live in. We can live in cold climates, hot climates.
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  Speaker 9: You know, we speak different languages. You can go learn
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  Speaker 9: another language. A bear can't do nothing but be a bear.
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  Speaker 9: Is he can't go learn how to be a fox.
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  Speaker 9: He can't go learn how to be an otter.
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  Speaker 2: He just can't.
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  Speaker 9: And ostrich is an ostrich man he can't come out
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  Speaker 9: here and fight like a lion. A lion is a lion.
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  Speaker 9: A lion eat meat. He can't eat vegetables. I don't
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  Speaker 9: care how much meat ain't around. He'll lay down and
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  Speaker 9: pull up out of here and die because he can't
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  Speaker 9: eat grass.
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  Speaker 2: He just a lion.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: You understand this that God gave us.
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  Speaker 9: We are the one creature he created that has total
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  Speaker 9: power of choice. You can make every decision in your life.
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  Speaker 9: What kind of watch you like? That's the one you
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  Speaker 9: can buy. You want to live in Switzerland, go ahead.
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  Speaker 9: You don't like Switzerland, you can move to Miami. You
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  Speaker 9: want to live your life for crime, go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: That's you. He gave you the power choice you want
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  Speaker 2: to do?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, So now look at this thing. We are
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  Speaker 2: all the results of a series of decis visions that
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  Speaker 2: we have made.
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  Speaker 9: If we could just identify that the problem is us,
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  Speaker 9: we could began the solution.
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  Speaker 2: See that's the problem, y'all, it's us. It's what we do.
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  Speaker 9: I threw my life down the hill. I can't tell
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  Speaker 9: you how many years based on some decisions that I
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  Speaker 9: was making. Now I can justify my decision where I
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  Speaker 9: wasn't happy and I was doing this and I was
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  Speaker 9: in miserying y'all. On name, ain't yes to you? When
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  Speaker 9: you get through you made the decisions though, And you
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  Speaker 9: can look at this anyway you want to, y'all. But
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  Speaker 9: at the end of the day, I'm just talking to
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  Speaker 9: people that's really really wanting to improve their position in life.
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  Speaker 2: And how do you do that? You got to have
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  Speaker 2: a solution. How do you come up with a solution?
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  Speaker 2: You got to identify the problem to even began to
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  Speaker 2: solve it. But if the problem ain't ever you, how
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  Speaker 2: you gonna solve something that? Ain't you? See?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, let me look at this one. If somebody say,
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  Speaker 9: like I got a child of mine, man, I just
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  Speaker 9: do right here. Man, I don't even wanna get into
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  Speaker 9: it this morning. Boy, I'm struggling with this this boy.
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  Speaker 9: But man, you go to people, you ask them why
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  Speaker 9: they do so I just did. I just wasn't taking
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  Speaker 9: care of business? Why I just didn't take care of business?
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  Speaker 2: Boy? Do you understand that your life is gonna be
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  Speaker 2: filled with you got to take care of business? So
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  Speaker 2: when you're gonna start, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: You can't.
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  Speaker 2: You can't. You can't go through life blame it everybody.
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  Speaker 2: It's got to be you. See, you can fix you.
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  Speaker 2: You can't fix.
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  Speaker 9: Nobody else if you keep getting married and the marriages
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  Speaker 9: don't work. Hello, Hello, Hello, Could it be you? So
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  Speaker 9: I founally had to sit down and just make that decision. Ain'
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  Speaker 9: don't need to be coming on the radio talking about
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  Speaker 9: nobody else and what they did to me, and y'all
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  Speaker 9: just don't no, no, no, man, what about the part
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  Speaker 9: you played in it? Cause see, if you got a
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  Speaker 9: good marriage, you got a part to play in that.
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  Speaker 9: If you got a bad one, you got a part
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  Speaker 9: to play in that. Even if it just get down
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  Speaker 9: to you the one pick them, how about that? Mister, mister,
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  Speaker 9: I made a decision. The problem is usually within yourself.
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  Speaker 9: Do you know that's the quickest and easy way to
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  Speaker 9: fix your life. That way, you ain't got to check
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  Speaker 9: with nobody. Here's the beauty of going on and admitting
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  Speaker 9: that it's you. You don't have to check or clear
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  Speaker 9: it with nobody to start the repair process. You don't
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  Speaker 9: need anybody's permission. You ain't got to put it before
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  Speaker 9: the review board to see if it will pass. It
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  Speaker 9: ain't got to go through Congress. You ain't got to
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  Speaker 9: hope that your local politician get their hands on it
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  Speaker 9: and make a phone call for you. You ain't got
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  Speaker 9: to ask any counselors to come.
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  Speaker 2: In and sit with you.
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  Speaker 9: You don't have to check in the rehair. All you
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  Speaker 9: got to do is decide the problem is me. I'm
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  Speaker 9: gonna start change. Identify the problem, and start with the
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  Speaker 9: part that you can own up to. Once you identify
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  Speaker 9: the problem, you can start planning on how to fix
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  Speaker 9: this or how to get to accomplishing something. But remember
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  Speaker 9: this plan and is important. If you fail to plan,
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  Speaker 9: then please plan to fail. If you don't know how
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  Speaker 9: to make a plan, let's just start with the basics.
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  Speaker 9: Just make a list of what you want. Make this
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  Speaker 9: list and then go to God in prayer with an
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  Speaker 9: open mind and open your mind up to all the
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  Speaker 9: clean opportunities that are available. Hear why a lot of
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  Speaker 9: people won't succeed because certain opportunities come along you don't
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  Speaker 9: want to do them.
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  Speaker 2: That kills me.
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  Speaker 9: Man, when I hear here, I ain't doing that. I
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  Speaker 9: know young comedians that come to me all the time
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  Speaker 9: talking about Man. What you and I say, Man, just
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  Speaker 9: take every gig you can, no matter what it pay. Well,
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  Speaker 9: listen to me, son, you can go make that money
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  Speaker 9: that they pay, or you can make the decision to
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  Speaker 9: sit at home and make no money. It's a comedy,
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  Speaker 9: hard business. They ain't paying but one hundred dollars. You
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  Speaker 9: gotta drive fifty miles. But if you drive fifty miles
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  Speaker 9: and you make the hundred and you stand on that
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  Speaker 9: stage for thirty minutes, you are now thirty minutes better
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  Speaker 9: than you was the last time you went on stage. Oh, man,
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  Speaker 9: they ain't man, they don't pay me. I ain't coming.
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  Speaker 9: You ain't finna be a comedian, man, not not like
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  Speaker 9: this here. A lot of people just don't want to
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  Speaker 9: do what's necessary to do. So when the opportunity presents
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  Speaker 9: itself and you open up your mind to it, man,
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  Speaker 9: then get ready to go on and do it. Man,
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  Speaker 9: identify your problem today. Start with the part dash.
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  Speaker 10: You you're listening.
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  Speaker 2: The show, Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, it is time.
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  Speaker 2: It's moaning time.
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  Speaker 6: Come on.
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  Speaker 2: No, we gather today.
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  Speaker 9: Six o'clock or so with uh intentions of our lightening
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  Speaker 9: intentions of coma daril comness. We come to you with
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  Speaker 9: the intention of informatization. We are here in the moaning time.
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  Speaker 9: I'm right away. In spite of the crisis that's going
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  Speaker 9: on around the world, we that are here are blessed
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  Speaker 9: and highly favored.
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  Speaker 5: Right walking, that walk, yes, talking that talk, yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: jaywalking when I walk.
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  Speaker 2: Sermons ain't got to have no meaning. They just got to.
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  Speaker 2: Soiund like it's one.
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  Speaker 9: I say, look at here, welcome to the the badest
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  Speaker 9: morning short in the lad I know there's others but
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  Speaker 9: them his imitations. I know folks with radio shows, but
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  Speaker 9: they ain't got us on it. I know of some
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  Speaker 9: shows I think is pretty good. My damn self. I
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  Speaker 9: had a radio and I had turned to one station.
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  Speaker 9: Come on, I would pick the same one you just picked.
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  Speaker 9: I know you picked it because I'm on it and
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  Speaker 9: you hear me. Like I said, other choices, But why
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  Speaker 9: make the wrong choice every day? That's right, knowing that
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  Speaker 9: we are here and they are there, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 9: Let me introduce him to you. A man with a
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  Speaker 9: large note, great big old lips, m H bring yourself out.
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  Speaker 9: Face has grown in with over the years, mustache world famous.
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  Speaker 9: That's got more more credits, uh than than Equifax.
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  Speaker 4: He he.
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  Speaker 2: Has told more jokes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that need.
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  Speaker 9: These other radio shows have attempted. Yes, ain't nobody own
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  Speaker 9: any morning more funny than me. And when I come back,
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  Speaker 9: I'm gonna introduce me to you and the rest of
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  Speaker 9: the morning crew.
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  Speaker 4: There are he.
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  Speaker 2: Just standing by.
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  Speaker 9: But I done took off down the road of foolishness,
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  Speaker 9: and I didn't know how to get off. Sometime when
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  Speaker 9: you go down the road of foolishness, it ain't no exit.
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  Speaker 9: So we own the road and I'll be back at
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  Speaker 9: the bottom of the hour. Any name for the Steve
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  Speaker 9: Harby Money Show.
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  Speaker 2: We beat right back?
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  Speaker 1: Right you're listening, Morning show. It is time now to
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back? What you got for us?
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  Speaker 2: Nef Well, it was about to get said Shirley.
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  Speaker 11: Sometimes you got to make these awkward type of phone calls,
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  Speaker 11: you know, sometimes you rarely got.
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  Speaker 4: To do it.
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  Speaker 11: The title today is your wife gave me a disease? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 11: your wife gave me a disease. Okay, y'all want to
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  Speaker 11: know what it is a disease? Yeah yeah, what she
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  Speaker 11: gave me diabetes. Let's go catch up. Let's go catch
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  Speaker 11: they give that if you if you, if you give
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  Speaker 11: me too much to eat? Yes you can let's go
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  Speaker 11: catch out too many sweets.
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  Speaker 2: Yes you can.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Dante. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: this is him. Who is Hey? How you doing? Man?
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  Speaker 4: Just to be sir, your Dante is married to Sammy?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, cool?
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  Speaker 6: Cool?
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  Speaker 4: So listen man. Uh so you've heard about me, you know,
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  Speaker 4: maybe heard my name before because I used to day
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  Speaker 4: sad me way before you guys got married. Uh you
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  Speaker 4: know my name is, My name is Marcella. So I
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  Speaker 4: just want to call and say how you doing?
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  Speaker 8: But I need to Oh okay, yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 6: So she mentioned you mentioned y'all used to be.
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  Speaker 12: Together before we Yeah, okay, I've heard about you.
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  Speaker 4: What's what's the phone call for? I needed to talk
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  Speaker 4: to you, man. And I've been holding this back at
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  Speaker 4: least four years. You know, I haven't said anything. And
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  Speaker 4: you know I can't hold it no more. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 4: going through so many issues right now. I just gotta
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  Speaker 4: I gotta get this thing. I got to get some
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  Speaker 4: grips on this thing that I'm going through. But you
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  Speaker 4: know I wanted to come to you man, to man,
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  Speaker 4: talk to you about this situation. I you know, I
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  Speaker 4: hate to bring it to you like this, but with
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  Speaker 4: be and Tammy work together, man, I ain't say when
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  Speaker 4: we were together, Tammy gave me a disease. Man. You know,
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  Speaker 4: I've been holding this, you know, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I say, I wanted to hit you up. I thought
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  Speaker 4: about it two years ago, I want. But it's like,
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  Speaker 4: what do you mean, like she gave you a disease.
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  Speaker 4: She gave me a disease about four plus years ago,
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  Speaker 4: this way before y'all got married. I'm from I understanding
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  Speaker 4: y'all been married about the.
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  Speaker 8: Year right, Yeah, Oh my god, Okay, okay, and you're
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  Speaker 8: calling me, you're calling me to give me the heads up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm calling because, dude, these damn the medical
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  Speaker 4: bills and all this that just completely out of control.
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  Speaker 4: I can't even you know, I can't take care of
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  Speaker 4: myself no more with this, you know, and I don't
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  Speaker 4: feel like I have to because she the one that
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  Speaker 4: gave me the damn desease.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, So you're calling because you want you want.
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  Speaker 4: Me to pay you want you want us to pay
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  Speaker 4: for your medical bills. Dude, I'm like you, I mean, damn, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I mean put yourself in my position, mare, I mean
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  Speaker 4: what's some brother supposed to do? You know, I'm sitting
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  Speaker 4: over here with a disease somebody gave me, and you
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  Speaker 4: know they going on with they.
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  Speaker 8: Like bro, yeah, but this is so you're calling me
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  Speaker 8: telling me my wife gave you a disease. First of all,
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  Speaker 8: she would have told me that. Secondly, now you're telling
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  Speaker 8: me like I might have some You gotta be kidding me, Well,
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  Speaker 8: what does she give you? What disease are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Man? At this point, you know, I don't even want
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  Speaker 4: to discuss it. I just want to get on board.
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  Speaker 4: Let's can we get some kind of understanding with the
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  Speaker 4: medical bills that I can't out? It's out of control. Man.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not paying Okay, I'm not gonna pay for your
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  Speaker 8: medical bills, especially when I don't even know what the
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  Speaker 8: you mean when you mean she gave you a disease.
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm over here freaking out. Dude, Dude, I understand,
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  Speaker 4: you know, brouh. I hope you good. I really you know,
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  Speaker 4: But I'm just saying, man, dude, I don't know what
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  Speaker 4: to do no more. Man, I really don't you know.
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  Speaker 8: Like I said, okay, yo yo, you need to tell
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  Speaker 8: me all right, you talk in this circle. You're telling
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  Speaker 8: me something you have you caught four or five years ago?
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  Speaker 4: Well, what is it? Something? It's uncurable? What the diseasey
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  Speaker 4: you're talking about? Man, dude, I'm I'm trying to dude
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  Speaker 4: with regardless of what it is, I'm trying to handle
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  Speaker 4: the medical bills on it. Man, That's what I'm trying
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  Speaker 4: to do do. But what kind of medical bills could
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  Speaker 4: you have for some you.
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  Speaker 8: Caught four years ago?
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  Speaker 6: Like four years ago, you should have.
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  Speaker 4: Been able to six sss? What is it? So she
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  Speaker 4: gave me the disease and now I need somebody to
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  Speaker 4: play these damn bills. That's all I'm saying to you.
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  Speaker 4: All right, That's all I'm saying, Dante, Yo, Why I'm
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  Speaker 4: telling you what I'm telling you, Marcello is quit playing
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  Speaker 4: and telling me what the disease this is? It's Marcellos, man,
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  Speaker 4: it's marcellous. Okay, I don't tell what your name is.
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting there, y'all. Y'all want gave me diabetes?
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  Speaker 5: What though?
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  Speaker 4: Diabetes? Your wife gave me diabetes? Man? Man, you want
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  Speaker 4: to be coming hell, you can't. Can't somebody give you diabetes?
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  Speaker 13: What you mean?
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  Speaker 8: She gave you diabetes.
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  Speaker 4: Man, Your wife be cooking up. He was cooking all
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  Speaker 4: them cakes and pies, and you know all that sugar,
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  Speaker 4: you know. And just man, you cannot bron have me
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  Speaker 4: thinking my wife gave you her bees or something. Man,
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  Speaker 4: you just don't know how to work out, you know
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  Speaker 4: how to eat? That's on you, man, paying no bills
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  Speaker 4: for that diabe?
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  Speaker 11: Evil?
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  Speaker 4: What's wrong with you? Man?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: So now nah nah, Now that's funny. You laughing at friend,
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  Speaker 4: You're laughing at me. Dante's yes, I'm laughing at you
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  Speaker 4: call my phone talking about my wife gave you diabetes? Bro?
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  Speaker 4: For rel was it? Bro?
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  Speaker 14: Hey?
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  Speaker 4: Can I say something else? No, Dante?
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  Speaker 8: What what you want to say?
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  Speaker 4: I want to say this, Dante? You just got frank baby.
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  Speaker 4: This nephew signed me from the sea offy morning. So
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  Speaker 4: your wife tell me got me the frank folk. Oh damn. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I got you, babe, I got you.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: Okay, See she told me about She told me about Marcello,
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: but I never heard his voice.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Bro, I was on fire. Oh my god, Oh you're
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: good man, Oh my god.
• 19:58
  Speaker 8: Oh you have me some here, dude, talking about a.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Disease, especially a disease that the four years lingering. That's
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: like whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, man, I was when she got home.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: I was about to be man bo.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Hey man, you gotta tell me this man. Come on,
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: don Jay, what is what is the baddest? And I'm
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: talking about the bad radio show in the lane?
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: All funny, dude, this is Steve Harvey Morning.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Are you eating right? You ain't got no dicretor now
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: I'm worried. Bro. You could catch it right there.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO with our
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officers, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: is time for the Chief Love Officer, the c l O,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey to answer your love questions. Here we go
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: from Sandra and Indiana. Sandra writes, my youngest brother is
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: twenty four and he lives with me. He had a
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: long term girlfriend, but she recently broke up with him
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: because I won't allow her new puppy inside my house.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: My brother said it's their dog together, so he should
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: help care for the dog. I told him it's a
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: firm no, and he said, I'm ruining his life. I
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: think that's a bit dramatic, But do you think I
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: should bend my rules.
• 21:24
  Speaker 9: Now I think it's a damn dog that's ruined your life.
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: Don't put this off on your sister. It's that damn
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: dog is your sister's house. She lives that she paid
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: the risk, she bought that she let you live with her.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: You didn't move this girl in.
• 21:43
  Speaker 9: Now she want a puppy, Well, she can't handle. She
• 21:45
  Speaker 9: get a puppy when she get her own place. You
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: can't bring no puppy in over woman's house. Saw in
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: the carpet and puppy gotta get part of trained. Anybody
• 21:53
  Speaker 9: saidn't do that. You put your brother out?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: What a why name?
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Wait?
• 21:59
  Speaker 9: Wait wait, wait out they take their twenty four year
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: old grown ans somewhere and get their own apartment.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Nah, and they ain't have all the puppies.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: They won't.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: No, you ruined in my life. You're stupid boy.
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: Okay, Now she'd done broke up with you because wait
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: a minute, hold of dog, lady.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: It's not you that has problems. He thatne has problem.
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: A woman then broke up with you because you won't
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: let her bring a puppy in her sister house, in
• 22:25
  Speaker 9: your sister house.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: So she broke up with you you got the wrong
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: chick though. Next question Shirley all right?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Moving on. Tara in South Haven, Mississippi, says I gave
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: my husband a Hall pass because I had two surgeries
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: back to back and he was so sweet to me
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: while I was healing.
• 22:44
  Speaker 15: That was a year ago.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: My best friend found out in the streets about his fling,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: and without talking to me first, she confronted my husband
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: and tried to fight him. I don't want her in
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: my personal business, but she's in it now, and how
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: should I explain her?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: See?
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: I tell y'all all the time, when you see a
• 23:04
  Speaker 9: man somewhere, you find out something about a man that
• 23:07
  Speaker 9: ain't your business.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Now, she'd have confronted this man about fooling around.
• 23:12
  Speaker 9: On her girlfriend, well her girlfriend, and gave him a
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: Hall pass because he was so kind to her doing surgery.
• 23:19
  Speaker 9: If you could get a Hall pass for kindness doing surgery,
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: you know how many passes I'd have? How many times
• 23:28
  Speaker 9: I been kind? And better not go in here talking
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: about no damn Hall pass. Better not bring it up ever?
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: And lady, why do you pass? How Hall passes for kindness?
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: What what is that? Oh?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: You were kind to me? You get a hall passed?
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: What who are you?
• 23:48
  Speaker 12: And can I be?
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: How can I be?
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: No?
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: That don't make no sense. Now your girlfriend is simple.
• 23:57
  Speaker 9: I don't I don't know what you should say to
• 23:59
  Speaker 9: her except this is not your business, but she in it.
• 24:03
  Speaker 9: Now do you want to tell her how stupid you
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: were by awarding him a hall pass that you said
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: it was okay? And I'm gonna tell you something else.
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: She ain't keeping it to herself. She's telling other people. Wow,
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: and your husband didn't have to watch his step because
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: his wife gave him permission.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: M yep.
• 24:24
  Speaker 10: Facts.
• 24:25
  Speaker 15: Yeah, it's not your business. It's not her business anyway.
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: It's not her business. But it ain't no woman's business.
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: But y'all always make it y'alls because she my girl.
• 24:34
  Speaker 9: Because I would want to know, well, now here you go. Now,
• 24:38
  Speaker 9: I'll tell you what. Let's let the women tell him
• 24:41
  Speaker 9: what to do, because y'all always talking about I would
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: want to know. I would tell her, well, now she
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: trying to whip her husband's ass, what would you do, Shirley.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: It's not my business. I wouldn't do anything. I honest
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: to god, I wouldn't do a thing.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: This is that My business is a bold face.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: No, it's not this particular situation. I wouldn't do it anything.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on in their house.
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: Okay, Carlin, what would you do, Fellowship, try to fight
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: the husband? Carla my best friend, my best friend.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so Charlotte, Shirley, you wouldn't tell your girlfriend.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: I would.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not in this.
• 25:24
  Speaker 10: I'm really not in this one.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not in this.
• 25:27
  Speaker 9: So if your husband is, if this happened, but your husband,
• 25:30
  Speaker 9: you wouldn't want to know from your girlfriend.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: No, I would kill him.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: But I'm asking you if you want your girlfriend to
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: tell you.
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: Okay, that's contrary to everything you've ever said in every Strawberry.
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: Lee just wanted to point that there's no changing on
• 25:47
  Speaker 9: this show. Oh no, no, no, you don't. You stayed
• 25:53
  Speaker 9: that damn same on this show. We're not interchanging on
• 25:57
  Speaker 9: this show. We ride or Dow'll be here.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: My best.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Your bestie, your best not in it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 15: My best friend just got married. I'm not in their marriage.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: No, okay, and you see her husband cheating, you ain't
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: gonna say nothing.
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: I ain't mad at the answer. I like Shirley's answer,
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: but that's not what she's ever said, and.
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: I've always said that I would say something just like
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: I just said, I'd probably be all in it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 10: I'm not in this one with.
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: A Hall Well but yeah, Shirley, but see, Shirley, you
• 26:35
  Speaker 9: don't know about the Hall past all.
• 26:37
  Speaker 14: You know.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: I know that.
• 26:39
  Speaker 15: But I'm just not in anybody else's relationship. I don't
• 26:42
  Speaker 15: have time.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I don't have time for nobody else. I don't have
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: nothing to say.
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I saw my partner's girl somewhere in a little
• 26:49
  Speaker 9: strange looking position. I'm not going to tell his man
• 26:52
  Speaker 9: this here. Yeah, well, you know, in a weird you know,
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: it looked like something was going on.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: But I couldn't.
• 27:02
  Speaker 9: But I already knew if I went to tell him
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: that he was going to jail. I already knew that
• 27:07
  Speaker 9: if I tell this food.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Case.
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like I said, it depends on who it is.
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: Best friend though, that's that's like my sister to me.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Sorry for me, Okay, all right, Moving on, Caedra and
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Topeka says, my boyfriend has a habit of sending several
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: women a good morning text before he starts his day.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: He does it freely and doesn't think it's a problem.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I think it's the first step in cheating. And I'm jealous?
• 27:37
  Speaker 15: Am I overthinking it? Or is this cheating?
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Come on?
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: How does word?
• 27:42
  Speaker 14: What?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: What are y'all doing nowadays?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: What?
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: What?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: What relationships y'all got? What y'all allowing up in here?
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: What?
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: What?
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: What is these new rules that you can text three
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: women in the morning wish them good morning whatever?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know who can do that?
• 27:57
  Speaker 9: Surely texts me every single day, strawberry. She texts me
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: scriptures every morning. I asked Shirley. I said, Shirley, do
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: me in a favor, text me a scripture every morning.
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: Shirley texts me a scripture every single morning. I was
• 28:14
  Speaker 9: on vacation and didn't quite see the name Shirley because
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: Shirley's text comes with a strawberry next to her name
• 28:23
  Speaker 9: and a heart.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: I deleted it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: For safety purses, because I was blurried.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: And I didn't know it said, Shirley looked like Sheila,
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: And I deleted it, and I don't know what a
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: heart and a strawberry.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: This thank you see?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: And the scripture.
• 28:54
  Speaker 15: Right after this?
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 28:57
  Speaker 10: Morning show?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here's a question, what product or what
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: brand reminds you of your childhood home. All right, here's
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: an email from Tea from New Orleans. It says, hey, morning, crew.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Every time I see the Quaker oatmeal the box, I
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: think of my mom's house when I was a kid.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: She always had a box of it on top of
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: our refrigerator. When I go to visit my pop's house,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: he always had a box of frosted flake cereal in
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: his pantry. In fact, he probably does right now. What
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: brand or product did your childhood home always have in stock?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I got a bunch of I knew it ready for me,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Like what like what Steve? If you go first comic comment?
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 29:47
  Speaker 9: Oh yes, comments at green asshole can a comet with
• 29:51
  Speaker 9: the peel off top with the eight holes in the top.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and washed all your sinks in your bathtub out.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: But let us sit there, let us for a minute.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah to the change the color. I'll tell you another.
• 30:04
  Speaker 9: Ain't open the refrigerator while seeing an open box of
• 30:07
  Speaker 9: arm and hamm.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: A baker So yes, yes, yes, keep taking you.
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: Back sitting stove that Maxwell Orfolder's coffee can with the
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: grease singing, Yes, sir, Yes, it's real things. Memory in
• 30:31
  Speaker 9: the in the bathroom cresh toothpaste. You were crass people, No,
• 30:38
  Speaker 9: we wasn't really crushing it. Yeah, yeah, we had that too.
• 30:42
  Speaker 9: We was whatever was on sale.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: People.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: You got to talk.
• 30:48
  Speaker 9: Can jump in here and say this though. That one
• 30:51
  Speaker 9: two paste though ultra brighten. I thought that was just
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: the greatest thing.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: Go ahead.
• 30:57
  Speaker 11: If we ran out of that two paste, then we
• 31:00
  Speaker 11: go to that fridge with that bacon soda wood and.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Go in there and get you there, yeah, and dip
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: that tooth yeah.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: And I actually brush my teeth better with bacon hell.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: All right, how about this tide laundry detergent tied tide
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: had to have some times ivory.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Powder? That ain't that liquid? That's washing powder. We have
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: that right, foul and ox. It's a lot in the
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: big blue box of damn fast.
• 31:35
  Speaker 15: But did you have ivory soap though?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Did you have ivory soap to take your bath?
• 31:40
  Speaker 10: Die? Dial you die ivory?
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Had we had ivory soap?
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: It floated in the water ivory.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:48
  Speaker 11: Okay, let's go in the bathroom and up underneath that counter.
• 31:52
  Speaker 11: It's a little red crank can got some grease.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: In it called raw crown. All your scalp with that
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: That's how I got my hamput.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: We're in the bathroom. Were in the bathroom.
• 32:07
  Speaker 16: Yeah yeah, we're in the bathroot single ply. You had
• 32:18
  Speaker 16: to be careful wiping yourself. We get damn single play man.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I can't tell you how many times I miss jewish.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: And pushed my frankle.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we got it.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: We got the.
• 32:41
  Speaker 9: Single single plot. My dad in loved that more than
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: a thousand sheeps.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wait, do you remember aim.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: The striking?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we strike bleame.
• 33:00
  Speaker 10: Uh huh, I got one.
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: Okay, get that bottle that hung on the back of
• 33:06
  Speaker 9: the door, looked like a hot water bottle with a
• 33:08
  Speaker 9: tube on it and a spring offer. Boy, me and
• 33:12
  Speaker 9: my nephew got the ass whooping our life one time,
• 33:15
  Speaker 9: we feel that my mama had went on and we
• 33:18
  Speaker 9: found it on the back of the door.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: We'd always wonder what it was, so we put.
• 33:22
  Speaker 9: Water in it, and we found out that it's that
• 33:25
  Speaker 9: the water squeezed through the little holes on that white temper.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: So we chasing each other around the house like water,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: hurting each other.
• 33:34
  Speaker 9: Okay, then he filled up the bag and it was
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: my time to had it, and then he'll have it.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Under his arm. My mama came in that house. My
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: mama said, it's all this vinegar in hire.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Now we didn't even know.
• 33:49
  Speaker 9: We didn't know nothing about no vinegar smell. She said,
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: what is all this vinegar? I smelled in this house?
• 33:55
  Speaker 9: Now we sawing about.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Oh that ain't not cool. We were squirting water or
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: we set said.
• 34:00
  Speaker 9: My mama got to do in the math and went
• 34:03
  Speaker 9: back in now and touched that hot water bottle with
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: the holes on it.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: And boy, we got our ass. And then so we
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: didn't even know why we got beat. And then my
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: brother was talking to it.
• 34:19
  Speaker 12: What it was?
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Hey, man? Yeah, let me ask you something, Steve. What
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: do she and the only in that grab mama's water
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: bottle for today? Said now we was playing water.
• 34:28
  Speaker 9: Gun with it.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: He said, boy, you know what that right there? I
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: don't know what it is? He said, that's a lady's bag.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: And then I said, I don't what what what what?
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Because I clueless what you mean? It's a lady's bag.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: That's a douche bag. Still I'm clueless. Boy, When my
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: damn brother told me what that bad was? Fun this
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: yodd you man, I'm shooting water in my mouth full glass.
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: I got the bag under my arm, mouth wide over time,
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: that's what I said. That's when I first found out
• 35:21
  Speaker 9: water a little in there. Wow, oh my god, because
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: you know, because you know, they had a special solution.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: They put it in and you put vinegar in it too,
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: and that's you know, and I had no idea.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on, man, you're listening.
• 35:45
  Speaker 10: Morning show.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: So Steve, when we left off, you were telling me.
• 35:50
  Speaker 9: We was talking about conversation. But that's all a man got.
• 35:53
  Speaker 9: Hen doesn't compare to.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Late, absolutely not. I don't ever again, Well for us,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: don't close thing.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: That's all. We got two centimats. I don't know what that. Yeah,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I need and we can stop some of this. Two
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: centimeters is all I need to hit some of this
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: fresh office. Have you ever been sitting up there?
• 36:16
  Speaker 9: You ever been sitting up there sweating so band like
• 36:20
  Speaker 9: your ass had been running the marathon sweat just a.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Poet, you guys, hold up the man this ship.
• 36:29
  Speaker 9: Have you ever reached over and told a shower curtain down,
• 36:33
  Speaker 9: see a doctor.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about the brand. I'm talking about rod and
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: everything coming down. You in there fighting?
• 36:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah, now you got that plastic curtain on you. Now
• 36:47
  Speaker 9: you really hot. You were you and there conciprating. Now
• 36:50
  Speaker 9: you got on the sad suit.
• 36:56
  Speaker 10: You ain't here.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Catching man suffocating yourself.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: You ain't ever had your eels. You ain't even had yeah, yeah, no.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: No, in that room, the elevator, in the bathroom.
• 37:09
  Speaker 15: When you go up to years, Papa, you really need something.
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: You don't never lean back, and you ain't never lean
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: back and knocked everything off the back of the tarlet,
• 37:19
  Speaker 9: flow candle in the float, glade in the float, everything,
• 37:25
  Speaker 9: all that flow.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: You ain't never done that.
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: I told the hot water heat the nib off one time,
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: come old boy, the whole hot water.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Come on, come on, no hot wos so hard? Yeah
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: you got okay.
• 37:38
  Speaker 9: I reached over and grab a toothbrush out the cup
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: one time and just snapped it in hand.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: With your teeth.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Couldn't take it no more. Sure I didn't reach over
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: and grab the plunge and let that do yeah, yeah,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: plunge it just yourself yourself.
• 38:02
  Speaker 9: Hey dog, you ever kicked a hole in the handle
• 38:05
  Speaker 9: and have somebody to come and get it off your.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: You that we have this all started because you were
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: supposed to be helping Tommy by gifts for his wife.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: We're not.
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  Speaker 9: We were just talking about one last one, don't see.
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  Speaker 9: I'm talking about back in the day when we when
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  Speaker 9: catalog and you have a toe catalog in half. That's suppressions, suppression, that.
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  Speaker 1: A whole catalog in half.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm seriously go see a doctor. You guys, you're
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: A guy on Facebook said that he heard someone call
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  Speaker 1: an old car a geloppe, and he said he knew
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  Speaker 1: right away that that guy was old.
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  Speaker 15: So I gotta ask you. I got to ask Tommy
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  Speaker 15: and Jr.
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  Speaker 1: What are some of your favorite old person words or phrases.
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  Speaker 1: Things you've been hearing all your lives. You know that
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  Speaker 1: old people say, like jealoppe for instance.
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  Speaker 11: Actually, Ji, when Steve called somebody on drugs a junkie, you.
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  Speaker 10: Know my favorite.
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  Speaker 2: I love it that word.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're comfortable with Steve.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I was talking to my brother the other day, and
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  Speaker 9: my brother saying, man, I can't stand in a giant
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  Speaker 9: ass turkey.
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  Speaker 15: Damn, that's right out of the seventies.
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  Speaker 2: Turkey still saying that.
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  Speaker 15: What about you, junior?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: When old people say, these old players, they say, boy,
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  Speaker 1: if I had your hand, got mine off.
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  Speaker 7: They got that from They all say it, though your
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you another one right here. Y'all want some
• 40:10
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• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Hot water corn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's old as hell. Hot water. You want you
• 40:25
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• 40:36
  Speaker 15: Either your favorite old people sayings or phrases.
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  Speaker 2: Mean between me and you and the fence post. I'm
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  Speaker 1: What, oh know, like make yourself there timing the old
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  Speaker 2: What they were saying that what.
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  Speaker 1: They said, look at it, looking at me like a
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  Speaker 1: get that from?
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  Speaker 15: I've never heard that one before.
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  Speaker 1: The new Gate move down in Brentham, Texas.
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  Speaker 2: Let me go down there.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: That's say it. That's it.
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  Speaker 10: I just go down.
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  Speaker 2: My daddy brother, my daddy brother, uncle lewis h. You know,
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I've been the hell in jail. They both the same.
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  Speaker 2: I put the orange jumping in. I didn't put the
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  Speaker 2: orange jump in the flip flop down.
• 41:23
  Speaker 9: What, Yeah, you've been the hell in jail. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 9: tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something. Don't do nothing,
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  Speaker 9: no nothing be the hog head.
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  Speaker 15: Cheese said, you're gonna stick with food, you.
• 41:42
  Speaker 9: Know, because that's oh you, you can't even say that.
• 41:45
  Speaker 9: My children have no idea what that is? No hog
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  Speaker 9: head cheese.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Boy, you can't beat the hog head cheese.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Said, that's the fastest way to raise your blood pressure.
• 41:56
  Speaker 9: My children have never had that. My children have never
• 41:58
  Speaker 9: had chip litters. Never for what, well, they've never been
• 42:03
  Speaker 9: par Let's just start that.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: You go, when old people say one a hand, be
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: two in the bush, what does that mean?
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: That means better go with what you got. Don't gonna
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: mess with something over there? You go with what you got? Yeah,
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: a bird herd in the hand the bush.
• 42:21
  Speaker 9: See if you let the one in your hand, go
• 42:23
  Speaker 9: and stick your hand in that bush and the birds
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  Speaker 9: fly if you ain't gonna handle damn.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Bro I never got nothing. Yeah, okay, that mean.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: And you know we used to hear it mark my words,
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  Speaker 7: Mark because I said, mark my words, what does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: Mark my words mean? Write this down because this's been
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  Speaker 1: My mom used to say something about a chicken and
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  Speaker 1: a pot and a window to throw it out? Up?
• 42:58
  Speaker 10: Have you heard that?
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Saying they got a pot, see it out?
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  Speaker 10: That's it chicken?
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  Speaker 2: He was bog y'all.
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• 43:28
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• 43:30
  Speaker 10: I thought it was a dog.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, Coming up next, the nephew will be here with
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  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
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  Speaker 10: What you got for us, Nave?
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  Speaker 11: How deep you want me to go with it? Knee
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  Speaker 11: deep and stupid all the way just up to your
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  Speaker 8: Here's that.
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  Speaker 1: I'll have this question for you. How deep can you go?
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  Speaker 10: Can you go deep?
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  Speaker 4: Go?
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  Speaker 2: You just tell you how many time I've been asked
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  Speaker 2: that before we go deep? Stupid?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 11: This right is called get a drumma some give the
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  Speaker 11: if you would, Hello, I'm.
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  Speaker 14: Trying to riach uh Richie, Hey, Richie, how you doing?
• 44:40
  Speaker 14: You the drummer for the for the band.
• 44:43
  Speaker 12: It's saying, it's saying, all right.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: And you all show the guy that you're the manager
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  Speaker 4: of the band.
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  Speaker 2: T right?
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  Speaker 6: Correct? Correct? Correct?
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: What's all right?
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: We want to book you guys for I think it's
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: gonna be in February. All right, all right, February sixteen.
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  Speaker 4: That's yeah. I mean my name is Carter.
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  Speaker 14: They told you I was gonna be calling I think so.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let's tell you what. We're gonna go through a
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  Speaker 4: little check minus list here and make sure we.
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  Speaker 14: On the same page, and we got everything's gonna be
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  Speaker 14: good that night. But I hear you guys, you got
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  Speaker 14: I'll tell you something. You guys come highly recommended.
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  Speaker 4: You know that, don't you.
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  Speaker 6: I appreciate that, we know that we were the best
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: out there. Yeah, it's all good, sounds all good, sounds perfect.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: All right, Now let's talk about money, because that's always
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: the most crucial thing to talk about. Now, you guys,
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: sounds good. Uh, you guys are supposed to be what
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: about what thirty five hundred? From what I understand?
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: Correct? All right?
• 45:48
  Speaker 14: How many hours do I get you to thirty five hundred?
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: So?
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: What time is starting that we're gonna start that.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: We're gonna start seven, probably seven thirty, you know, get that,
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  Speaker 4: get that things jumping off about seven. I think that's
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  Speaker 4: gonna be good.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we can play till like I guess put out
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: ten o'clock, seven.
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  Speaker 14: Thirty ten, I'm correct. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something.
• 46:09
  Speaker 14: They not gonna get going good till about ten. So
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  Speaker 14: I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this to you right now.
• 46:17
  Speaker 14: You think you guys could probably go to midnight, maybe
• 46:19
  Speaker 14: twelve thirty if I if I make that thing a
• 46:22
  Speaker 14: nine five.
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  Speaker 4: Thousand dollars sounds good to me.
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  Speaker 6: You could definitely work with that.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: You can work with that.
• 46:28
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, Well we'll accommodate.
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be an awesome party.
• 46:31
  Speaker 12: We're gonna we're gonna bringe this.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, we got that out of the way. I'll tell
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: you what I think. The main thing that we haven't
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: gone over is we haven't gone over the songs. And
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: that's what that's what's gonna be important for this showdown.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Now you can you got a pen and a pad,
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: you can write this down.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I write it down, all right.
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  Speaker 6: Down, Give me a second, go ahead, all right? Did
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: you got it all right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I got all right, buddy.
• 46:56
  Speaker 14: I just want to be clear you guys when you go,
• 46:59
  Speaker 14: when you guys go do gigs, you do have people
• 47:02
  Speaker 14: that want certain uh songs of right or wrong?
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 12: Usually yeah, if you got a request, definitely let us know.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: We can commodate.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: All right, Well, here we go, Uh, here we go.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: I want you right just down. I got I got
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  Speaker 4: some that we gotta make sure this is gonna be
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: doing the hide of the party. Here we go. Okay,
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks right, Tennessee whiskey.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: That's Chris Stapleton. You know that. Okay, my time part,
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: that's Jason all things.
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: Hold off for a second. Is that country music?
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: That's country music?
• 47:38
  Speaker 14: Well, that's that's that's that's that's everything. We gonna do everything,
• 47:42
  Speaker 14: we gonna do that said, that's gonna be country.
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, I gotta tell you right now, man, R
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: and B. That's our specialty. Did you not know that?
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying. We were playing R and B.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: He did not know that.
• 47:57
  Speaker 14: All I know is you guys come highly recommend. Tell
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  Speaker 14: me you guys can say anything in the world. I
• 48:03
  Speaker 14: know is I want a gun country. I want some
• 48:06
  Speaker 14: gun country music going on roady. I know that.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: But you know our specialty is an R and B.
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: That's our specialty. You know what I'm saying.
• 48:14
  Speaker 12: It's it's not like we're trained monkeys where we could
• 48:16
  Speaker 12: just learn something new last mint like that.
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, Let's.
• 48:21
  Speaker 14: Let's get let's get one, let's get one thing.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Understand you're the person that's said monkey ain't yo yo,
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: I'm just no.
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: And you know that we're an R and B band.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: That's our big thing.
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: That's what we promote ourselves as.
• 48:38
  Speaker 14: Let me ask you something, Richie. Something do you not
• 48:44
  Speaker 14: Do you not want to make the five town knowledge
• 48:47
  Speaker 14: that you and I have already negotiated.
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: I don't like being disrespected though.
• 48:51
  Speaker 14: You know what I'm saying, and about disrespecting you, You're just.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: We're an R and B band.
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  Speaker 6: We don't country.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. It on here, Richie, you
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: got something.
• 49:02
  Speaker 14: Here's trench of music.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: I have no problem with country music.
• 49:05
  Speaker 12: It's just that we have a full horn section, which
• 49:07
  Speaker 12: doesn't really work with country music.
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: You know what I'm said.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: We play R and D.
• 49:12
  Speaker 14: It's not our genre.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Well, I got I got what year used to doing.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: But if I don't hear uh, let me see your girner,
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: Oh my Cole swim. They all didn't didn't that. It
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: ain't gonna work for me. I gotta get that.
• 49:29
  Speaker 14: I gotta get slow burned by Tim Heats. I gotta
• 49:33
  Speaker 14: get all my aroty friends who coming over by.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: I ain't Williams.
• 49:37
  Speaker 14: I mean that, yo.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: You know what? Waitny wait, wait wait wait.
• 49:40
  Speaker 14: Kevin over at the bank is telling me that you
• 49:43
  Speaker 14: guys can sing anything in the world.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Now. I know you ain't telling me that Kevin's line.
• 49:49
  Speaker 12: I mean, he's maybe he should have told you explicitly
• 49:52
  Speaker 12: what we do and what we play.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, I've never met even matter
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: in my life. I playing problem playing Guardbrooks, Chris Staple,
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Jason now name Brooks and Nuns, Blake Shelton, Cole swin Dale. Lady, ay,
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: you donna sit here and tell me you can't play
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: none of these songs. I want you to get on
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: the stage and sing these songs that we won't do.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: We ain't got time to find another group. Everybody don't know.
• 50:19
  Speaker 12: I don't get about your stupid party.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: You came to us to play music, and then.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: We told you what we do right now. You know,
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: right now, I feel like I feel like we had
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: a stand off. I'm Okayer rail.
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: All right, all right?
• 50:37
  Speaker 12: Let me let me talk to my band, all right,
• 50:38
  Speaker 12: because this is going this is going unnecessary too far.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 50:42
  Speaker 12: Maybe we could make it work, all right.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: Let me let me ask you something. Is Drey the
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: bass player? Yeah? Correct, Okay? Can I tell you something
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: about Drey?
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  Speaker 6: What about him.
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  Speaker 1: Subject my wife made sure my son hates me. Dear
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  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, I'm going to jump right on end. I
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  Speaker 1: cheated on my wife two years ago with a woman
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  Speaker 1: that constantly threatened to call my wife when she didn't
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  Speaker 1: get what she wanted. This one on two years until
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  Speaker 1: This woman called my wife a few days later. I
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  Speaker 1: was out cutting the yard when my wife when when
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  Speaker 1: to everything. He was twelve years old at the time,
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  Speaker 1: and I made him leave the room, but he had
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  Speaker 1: already heard enough.
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  Speaker 15: My relationship with him was ruined after that day.
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  Speaker 1: My home life was terrible too, so I moved out
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  Speaker 1: after my wife served me with divorce papers. We are
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  Speaker 1: in the process of discussing who will get custody of
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  Speaker 1: our son, and I haven't seen him in months. His
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  Speaker 1: mother's brainwatched him to think I'm a no good cheater
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  Speaker 1: so my son can hear all of the conversation. She
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  Speaker 1: sends me text messages with our son on the text thread,
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  Speaker 1: and she's usually calling me names and cursing me out.
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  Speaker 1: She's brought up all kinds of things that have happened
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  Speaker 1: in our marriage, and my son.
• 54:46
  Speaker 15: Doesn't need to know all of that.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I'm dying to see him, so I sent him a
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  Speaker 1: text asking him to have dinner with me one day soon.
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  Speaker 1: He sent me the most disrespectful reply a child could
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  Speaker 1: send a father.
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  Speaker 15: I wanted to go snatch him up real quick, but
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  Speaker 15: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: This is not the boy I raised. He needs his
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: father back in his life. How can I reverse all
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: of this brainwashing? Please advise? Well, I don't know if
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be able to do that. And I have
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: to say this, Everything in this letter is just terrible.
• 55:20
  Speaker 10: Everything in this letter, I.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Mean, you cheat it for the lamest excuse ever, I mean,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: in the history of cheating.
• 55:28
  Speaker 15: Just say you cheated or wanted to cheat.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Cheating because this woman was gonna call your wife if
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: you didn't cheat with her is about the stupidest thing ever,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I mean. And then you cheated with her for two years.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: She scared her for two years. Okay, that's just dumb.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: You know you should have told your wife about the
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: threats when they started, and then call the woman's bluff
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: and not cheat it since she ended up calling your
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: wife anyway.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I also, this is what I don't hear in this.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I don't hear any remorse from you. I hear no
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: remorse from you about what she did. I mean, did
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: you try to fix it, did you try to apologize?
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Did you try anything anything?
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: I mean?
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: And of course your wife wanted to hurt you, and
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: she knows your son is a way to get at you.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, what she did is beyond wrong. What she
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: did is beyond wrong. There's no way your son should
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: have been in the middle, as you say, grown folks business.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: If she needed an ally, she could have talked to
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: another adult.
• 56:30
  Speaker 14: You know.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: She tainted the boy now, made herself look like a victim,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: and yeah, made you hate him, made your son hate
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: you and disrespect you. I'm not blaming your wife. I'm
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: not blaming her for anything. This is your fault.
• 56:46
  Speaker 10: This is you.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: And of course your son doesn't want to see his
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: mom hurt and going through because of you. People get
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: divorced every day and parents do get joint custody of
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: a kid. So hopefully during the divorce. That'll work itself out.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: But yeah, you, sir, created all of this because of
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: your cheating. Now the family's broken. But you got to
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: get to your son some kind of way. You gotta
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: apologize to him. You gotta do something. You got to
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: talk to your son and not say anything bad about
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: his mom like you tried.
• 57:20
  Speaker 15: To, you know, allude to in the letter.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: None of that. I don't agree with anything she's done either.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: And your son is already damaged by what she did,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: you know, letting him hear everything.
• 57:30
  Speaker 15: So you got to get to a counselor.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: You got to talk to him, a therapist, a pastor,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Jesus someone to heal this relationship. Hopefully, like I said,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: the divorce. When you get that, when you get custody,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: you know, he can begin to understand that you do
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: love him.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Steve.
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: See, I don't think this is a letter at all
• 57:52
  Speaker 9: about reconciliation. I don't think it is at all. And
• 57:56
  Speaker 9: I think the man came right on when he said,
• 58:00
  Speaker 9: and I'm gonna just jump right on it. I cheated
• 58:02
  Speaker 9: on my wife two years ago. He already noticed his fault.
• 58:07
  Speaker 10: He hit that.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, he know it.
• 58:11
  Speaker 9: This is his fault with a woman who constantly threatened
• 58:15
  Speaker 9: to call my wife when she didn't get what she wanted.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: See, now that's not a threat. If you don't stay
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: with me, I'm gonna call your wife.
• 58:22
  Speaker 9: It could be anything she wanted, because he said, like
• 58:26
  Speaker 9: he was buying her stuff, getting her stuff, probably helping her,
• 58:30
  Speaker 9: you know, with the bills and all this hit. And
• 58:32
  Speaker 9: when she don't give something, she want her way or
• 58:35
  Speaker 9: him to come over at a certain time, then I'm
• 58:37
  Speaker 9: gonna threaten to call your wife. This went on for
• 58:39
  Speaker 9: two years, and this is the killer part, he says,
• 58:43
  Speaker 9: until I read out of money and decided to end
• 58:46
  Speaker 9: the affair. See, this affair was based around the money
• 58:51
  Speaker 9: he was giving the mistress. So when the mistress couldn't
• 58:55
  Speaker 9: get what, she won't and with threat out need this,
• 58:59
  Speaker 9: you need to buy me? That did shit threaten to
• 59:01
  Speaker 9: call the wife. He kept it going for two years.
• 59:04
  Speaker 9: He liked the little sideline stuff, but it was costing
• 59:07
  Speaker 9: him too much, so then he decided to end the affair.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: What what should he didn't have to do any of this.
• 59:16
  Speaker 9: I'm just he was cheating with the woman. He was
• 59:19
  Speaker 9: buying her stuff. She wanted more when he didn't have
• 59:21
  Speaker 9: the money to give or wall. She threatened to call him.
• 59:24
  Speaker 9: He tried to keep it until he ran out of money.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: All right, what is is that?
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: We'll come back with part two of your response. Girl
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: at twenty three minutes.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: After you went straightened her letter and her out, come
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: on back.
• 59:36
  Speaker 15: You straightened him out.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: He needs to send you out.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: My ex wife made sure my son hates me is
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: the subject. We'll be back right after this.
• 59:44
  Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: The subject my ex wife made my son hate me?
• 59:54
  Speaker 9: All right, man writes a letter that said he gonna
• 59:57
  Speaker 9: jump right on it. Cheated on his wife two years ago.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 9: He admitted that he know he wrong with a woman
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 9: that constantly threatened to call my wife when she didn't
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: get what she wanted. That could be I want you
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 9: to come over now. That could be I want a
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 9: new dress. That could be I want you to fix
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 9: my car. That could be I need help with these bills.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 9: It could be anything she wanted, but she would threaten
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 9: to call wife.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 9: He tried to keep it up, and he said this
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 9: went on for two years until I ran out of money,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 9: and I said, man, now, I got to end this
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 9: affair because that affair he was in, it might have
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 9: been sexual, but it was tied to money.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Sugar.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 9: Daddy ran out of sugar. He just daddy now, So
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 9: that's what happened. I was out cutting the yard when
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 9: she called my house and my wife answered.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Walked in. Wife on the speaker phone listening to my side. Cheick,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: he know he's wrong. My son was sitting there listening
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: to everything.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 9: He was twelve years old at the time, and I
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 9: made him leave the room, but he had already heard
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 9: enough relationlationship when him was ruined. After that day, my
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 9: home life was terrible too, so I moved out after
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 9: my wife served me with divorce papers.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: So this isn't about a reconciliation. It's over. He caused it,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: his fault. Bam. Here the problem.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 9: We are in the process of discussion who will get
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 9: custody of our son?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Dog.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 9: You not getting custody. You could get joint custody. You
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 9: know you might get knocked down to visitation, but you
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 9: not getting custody. You can stop this argument right now.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 9: I haven't seen him in months. His mother has brainwashed
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 9: him to think I'm a no good cheetah and liar.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 9: She has him in the middle of grown folks business,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 9: and when we talk, she's always on speakerphone, so my
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 9: son can hear all of the conversation. Sureley and I
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 9: both agree she's wrong for this. I'm gonna tell you
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 9: at the end. Sends me text messages with our son
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 9: on the text thread. Oh she wrong, man, But I'm
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 9: gonna tell you why she's doing this too, calling your
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 9: names and cussing me out. She's brought up all kinds
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 9: of things that happened, and I marriage my son don't
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 9: need to know all that. I'm dying to see him.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 9: So when I send him a text ask him to
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 9: have dinner with me one day soon, he sent me
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 9: the most disrespectful reply a child could send her father.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 9: I want to go snatch him up real quick, but
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 9: I can't. This is not the boy I raised. He
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 9: needs his father back in his life. How can I
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 9: reverse all the brain washing? Please advise? Well, see, here's
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 9: a deal. She has accomplished what she wanted to do.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 9: But here's the problem. She won, but he lost. Not
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: you have lost.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Her son has lost because.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 9: See, not only does she not have a husband. But
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 9: now she got her son thinking he ain't got a father,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 9: And it don't have to be because here's my opinion
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 9: in this whole thing. When your husband doesn't prove to
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 9: be a great hub, it doesn't mean that he's not
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: a good father.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: Those are two different roles.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 9: Completely, And when I say that, I meaning that the
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 9: two roles can be separated and each can be performed
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 9: extremely well. You can be a great husband and never
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 9: have any children. You can be a great father, but
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 9: you don't necessarily make you a great husband. So the
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 9: man is not a great husband, got that, But that
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 9: don't mean he ain't a great father. But as a
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 9: scorn woman or man, tying the two together only hurts
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 9: the child, the childish crush. Oh, you whipping the fathers behind?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: But do you know that? You know in the long
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: run that man is still a man no matter what
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: you say about him.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 9: But you are hindering your son's development into manhood because
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 9: the one person that can teach him how to be
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 9: a man, you've discredited him because he wasn't a good husband. See,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 9: y'all just wasn't it for each other? For whatever the reason?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 9: Was he wrong for cheating one hundred percent, one hundred percent.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 9: But because he's not a good husband, don't make him
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 9: not a good father. So now you've brainwashed the child
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 9: and hating his own father, and you win. But guess
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 9: what your child loses. And y'all got to stop that
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 9: this knowledge. If you are out there, you have to
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 9: stop that. If you're in the process of using your
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 9: child as upon and your divorce or your relationship, you
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 9: have to stop that. I am speaking from experience. You
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 9: have to stop that. It's not for you to do
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 9: this to this boy, because I have news for you.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 9: One day, this boy's gonna grow up and he gonna
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 9: know the truth. And as this boy grows up, this
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 9: boy is gonna make mistakes of his own and he's
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 9: gonna start to understand that mistakes happen in life. But
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 9: because he wasn't a great husband to you, don't mean
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 9: that he wasn't a great and that he wasn't a
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 9: great father to this boy.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: And you're doing nothing but damaging the boy. And they
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: tell you all the time.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 9: Listen, I don't let my children hear me say nothing
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 9: about their mother's dispattage.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Nothing.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 9: Oh I could, but I don't now them on the
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 9: other hand, Oh, they ain't done me, done me like
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 9: like a damn book. But guess what, at the end,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 9: the truth comes out hanging that dog. I support the
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 9: man in this letter, surely.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: I support the child. All right, well, wow, okay, Well
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: we'll continue this conversation when we come back. My ex
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: wife made sure my son hates me. Steve and I
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: agree on that that that is definitely wrong. And we
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: have some personal experiences to talk about when we come back.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: All right, after this, you're listening.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 10: Morning show.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: All right, see this, this strawberry letter was was interesting.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: My ex wife made sure my son hates me. You know,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, we can relate to it. We can relate
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: to it. We've both been divorced on the show. You know,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: full disclosure. My first marriage didn't go well, didn't end well,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: but we had a beautiful child out of that relationship.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 15: And you know, I'm not ashamed to admit.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: That I was very bitter. I was very very bitter
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: when we broke up.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: You know, you get to a dark place sometimes you're angry,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: you're bitter, and you know, I was on the radio.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 15: I was on the radio in LA.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: A lot of people who listened during that time. Probably
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: well hopefully they don't remember so long ago, but yeah,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: I used to bad I used to really bad mouth
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: my ex husband on the air constantly, because you know,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: something would happen that it would remind me or you know,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: trigger me or something like that, and I just go in,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: you know, or say one thing, Yeah, call him a
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: deadbeat dad or whatever whatever, and uh, just just not
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: a good look, you know.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: So when you look back, you look back for now
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: what you think, Oh.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: It was horrible. I mean I had to stop myself.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: You know, you grow, you change, people change, they do.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: I had to forgive him that. It started with that forgiveness,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: because forgiveness is not for the other person. We talk
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: about that a lot on the show. Forgiveness is for you.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Once I forgave him, then I could start to heal.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: And I stopped, and I apologized on the air. I
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: apologize to him for saying that because we had a child,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I never wanted her to grow up. And you know
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: have people saying, well, your mom used to do this,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: talk about your I never wanted that.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: So you know mine ain't feel that way.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: I want.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 10: She wouldn't do that.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 15: You're too much of a gentleman to do that.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 9: Well, I would never talk about my sons and daughters
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 9: mothers in a disparaging way publicly.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: I would never do that. You know.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 9: I have my comments aware in my own personal life
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 9: because I'm human, but never on the air, because I
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 9: taught my sons. I raised my sons to honor their
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 9: mothers like I was raised to honor mind and to
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 9: defend her at all costs.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: I can't they can't see me talking about it. Then
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: I asked them not to honor them.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 9: But you know, my my, Yeah, but my ex went
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 9: on a complete and total smear campaign out of out
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 9: of her anger and scoring for years. I understand, for years.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 9: I mean just attack, attack, attack, attack. You're so you know,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 9: and you know, I thank god I had Marjorie, you know,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 9: a strong woman who knew me.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can say no.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 15: All right, guys, here's something we saw on Facebook.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Now, there was a boss who asked five coworkers who
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: were in a meeting if they had any spare change.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: So this guy said, my friend was about to reach
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: into his pocket and a coworker grabbed his hand to
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: quickly step to quietly stop him from offering change. A
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: different coworker who was eager to kiss but said hey,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: I have eighty cents. The boss said, great, I heard
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: your change jingling throughout the meeting. Please don't bring any
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: change into the meetings anymore. Yes, yes, yes, So Steve,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: I got to ask you.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 15: I know you have a crazy horrible boss story.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: I know you do. Please she yes.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 9: I mean, you know, just in my life, I thought
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 9: all my bosses was horrible because first of all, my
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 9: problem as an Yeah, every last one of them. I
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 9: never none of my boss because I didn't I didn't
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 9: think none of them should be in charge of me.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: That was my whole Damn Yeah, I had this. I had.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: I had a boss named Bob Cook in Cleveland at
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: the Ginery Electric Huh.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 9: And he was he was chastising me one time because
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 9: he didn't like the way I had unloaded this truck
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 9: with the tobo. So it pulls me in the office
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 9: and talk to me, little fat, little dude, real big
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 9: ass stomach. He leaned back, had his foot up on
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 9: the desk. He said to me, you know something Harvey.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 9: If you could just change your work habits. I've been
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 9: at this company thirty years. If you following my footsteps,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 9: you could be me.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: One day.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 9: WHOA, I got up and was walking out that door.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 9: He said, where are you going? I said, man, I
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 9: don't want to be you, and walked out that door
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 9: and shut that door. Two weeks later I was gone, okay, yeah,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 9: that costs me right there, a walk out moment, shut
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 9: the door. I said, man, I don't want to be you.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I'm agreeing with Steve.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 13: Quitting takes a toll on your life, and it only
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 13: hits you when you're sitting in that car. I mean,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 13: you quit inside and then you gotta go outside, and
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 13: you have already quit it.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 13: I'm saying inside, Well I'm not. Well, the hell with it,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 13: damn it. You take your job and you know what.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: You can do with it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm out this, and you add and then you
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  Speaker 2: Now you in the car, and then that's.
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  Speaker 9: That's when it all hits you, Jay Jay, when you
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  Speaker 2: Ain't too many people with a job. I've got enough
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 13: When you realize that you're off, when you realize that
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  Speaker 13: you're off from work that day, real early, I mean
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  Speaker 13: you are real early, like whoa, I'm off, like.
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  Speaker 2: Like eleven thirty a m you off? Yeah, you ain't
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  Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, and then when you call back, they all
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  Speaker 13: of a sudden whispering to you, and you not even
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah man.
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  Speaker 11: I got into work. I worked at the gap. I
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  Speaker 11: worked at the gap, and I'm aneath. I'm a neat
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  Speaker 11: the hell are you talking too? I had this wall
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 11: I'm finna go down here. I went down there the
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  Speaker 4: On that wall.
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  Speaker 1: An iPhone repair technician got a strange request recently and
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  Speaker 2: He broke the right there. Pardon he broke it? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: for real, dog, you also take the hundred.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, chill man, Will, We shouldn't been talking about this,
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  Speaker 11: of fact, if I was to do it, I'll go
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  Speaker 11: back in and add for my phone.
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  Speaker 2: They lost it.
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  Speaker 13: We're talking about the cold, Chilly Will, Now that's not
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  Speaker 13: We're talking about the cold.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care what he did. Dog. You know you
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  Speaker 7: They mad at the repair man, but not at the
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there is a cold.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for would you rather? Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather win the lottery jackpot or would you rather live
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  Speaker 1: in good health and live to be one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: twenty years old?
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  Speaker 2: We broke though at.
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  Speaker 10: One hundred and twenty.
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  Speaker 1: And old.
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  Speaker 9: Give me fifteen good years of this billion, so you
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  Speaker 9: only get fifteen years. No, no, no, I'm just saying, no,
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  Speaker 9: give me this money, and God has for me exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, He's give me this money and whatever my riot is,
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  Speaker 2: I had worked out with the line. I was looking
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  Speaker 2: for one oh four.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, you are a health proponent now, you like I'm
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  Speaker 1: a big.
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  Speaker 2: Proponent of health. Yeah, well, health is more important than wealth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah money in.
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  Speaker 1: Your statement, yeah you were You could be health, right, Carlo,
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  Speaker 1: You could be healthy.
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  Speaker 15: And lived till one hundred and twenty years old.
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  Speaker 2: I'm healthy. Now give me this billion and watch this health.
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  Speaker 2: I'm healthy now.
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  Speaker 9: It's not saying you've got to be unhealthy with the billion.
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  Speaker 9: It's just you're guaranteed one hundred and twenty years of
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  Speaker 9: good health or you can get this billion right now.
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  Speaker 2: I want to be healthy. Yeah, okay, because I'm a
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  Speaker 2: thing I want to do before one twenty. Anyway, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna do it. A couple of issues, but just billion.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta get you straight.
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right, movie, I want take that billion.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna make myself sick by saying nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Here're just stupid?
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  Speaker 2: All right, here we go straight now, man, come on.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather think about this when you were single? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta put that in there. Would you rather get
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  Speaker 1: a text from from a one night stand that says
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  Speaker 1: I'm pregnant? Or I have an s t D? Which one?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Which damn STD is it? I mean, we gotta talk this.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a helble. STD can Yeah, we might. You know,
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  Speaker 2: the baby might be bad because you just got some
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  Speaker 2: insects on me. We can work through that.
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  Speaker 3: What kind of a scripture if we talk?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Actually we're talking about what are we talking about? Which
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  Speaker 1: Anybody?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, we just peninsilla, I go and take shots.
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 1: All right, you guys, that's today's round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we are, guys, our last break of
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  Speaker 4: You know what.
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  Speaker 9: I'm just on this tip right now because I want
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  Speaker 9: to just remind people really really focus on yourself. And
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  Speaker 9: I'm not meaning to the point where you don't consider
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  Speaker 9: other people, That's not what I'm saying. But in order
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  Speaker 9: to be successful, I really want you to focus on yourself,
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  Speaker 9: because in order to get you to the next level,
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  Speaker 9: nobody should know you better than yourself, and the best
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  Speaker 9: way to know yourself is to be true to yourself.
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  Speaker 9: Do the things that feel right to you, Do the
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  Speaker 9: things that motivate you, do the things that put you
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  Speaker 9: in a better position. Do the things that you know
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  Speaker 9: in your heart are right. If it don't feel right,
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  Speaker 9: it's probably cause it's not. If what you are doing
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  Speaker 9: is at the expense are the cost of somebody else,
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  Speaker 9: You're going to have to pay for that, because that's
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  Speaker 9: not how it's done. You don't have to use anybody
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  Speaker 9: to get to where you're trying to go in life,
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  Speaker 9: especially if it's in the same place God has for you.
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  Speaker 2: God don't need no help.
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  Speaker 9: God don't need you using nobody, stepping on nobody, abusing nobody.
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  Speaker 9: He doesn't need that help. So if you are doing
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  Speaker 9: something and you know what's wrong. You have to pull
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  Speaker 9: yourself up, pull yourself together.
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  Speaker 2: Now, listen to me.
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  Speaker 9: When you make a mistake, and you will and you
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 9: get it wrong, and you will get up and go again,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 9: Get up and go again. You have to keep moving forward.
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  Speaker 9: God is not looking for your perfection. He is only
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 9: looking for your persistence. You are not going to be perfect.
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  Speaker 9: I don't care how hard you try. That's what Grayson
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  Speaker 9: Forgiveness and mercy is all about. Because he put it.
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  Speaker 9: He implemented a system where he knew that we were
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  Speaker 9: going to fail so many times along the way trying
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  Speaker 9: to get it right. So he created grace, mercy and forgiveness.
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  Speaker 9: So when you make a mistake, stop laying in it.
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  Speaker 9: It's okay. You made a mistake. It's no big deal.
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  Speaker 9: Everybody makes them. But know yourself and know what you do.
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  Speaker 9: If you don't really care to drink, nothing says you
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  Speaker 9: have to drink. If you're the person that really ain't
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  Speaker 9: in the weed, just because it is legal don't mean
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 9: you got to do it. Alcohol is legal, cigarettes is legal,
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  Speaker 9: But if it's not for you, it's not for you.
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  Speaker 2: Know yourself and lock in after you know yourself. Lock
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  Speaker 2: in on your purpose.
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  Speaker 9: You know I say this all the time, the two
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  Speaker 9: greatest days in your life or the day you're born,
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  Speaker 9: in the day you discover why. But listen to me, man,
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  Speaker 9: that why is critical? That why is your purpose? That
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  Speaker 9: why is your meaning your service? That why is everything?
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  Speaker 9: You've got to lock in on your purpose and stay
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  Speaker 9: there and stop allowing everything to sidetrack you. So many people, man,
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  Speaker 9: we are so easily distracted in this world because the
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  Speaker 9: distractions are everywhere. But you got to get tuned in
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  Speaker 9: to your purpose. Why are you on this earth? Are
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  Speaker 9: you really on this earth to live the way you
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  Speaker 9: live in?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you have to just come to it that.
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  Speaker 9: I had to just sit myself down one day and go,
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  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey, are you really in this world to live
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  Speaker 9: the way you live it?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that God.
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  Speaker 9: Took all this time bring you through all the stuff
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  Speaker 9: he brought you through for you to act like this,
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  Speaker 9: for you to continue living like this? And when I
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  Speaker 9: had that honest conversation with myself, the answer was no,
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  Speaker 9: And so I had to start.
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  Speaker 2: Pulling it together.
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  Speaker 9: But I couldn't pull it together by myself. I had
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  Speaker 9: to ask God for some help. You know, why would
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  Speaker 9: I not go to God for the health? He's my creator.
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  Speaker 9: If you're driving a car and you got a car
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  Speaker 9: and your car breakdown, there's an owner's manual in the
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  Speaker 9: glove compartment, and you know why is there because it
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  Speaker 9: helps you troubleshoot what's wrong with the car. Now, if
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 9: you're driving a Toyota, that manual that you're looking for
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  Speaker 9: in the glove compartment is going to be a Toyota
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  Speaker 9: manual specific to the type of car that you're driving.
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  Speaker 9: That way, you know exactly how to fix what's wrong.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 9: So when something is wrong with you, you have an
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 9: owner's manual. It's your Bible, it's your Koran, it's your Terror,
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  Speaker 9: it's whatever you read for your religious faith. You have
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 9: an owner's manual that specifically can fix your ailment. And
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 9: it comes in chapters and verses. God don't care what's
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  Speaker 9: wrong with you. There is an answer in those pages.
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  Speaker 9: And if you don't have the book, all you got
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 9: to do is ask God for help. But you have
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 9: got to get tuned in you your purpose. And when
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 9: you make mistakes and you fall, it doesn't mean it's over.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 9: I have fallen thousands of times, but The blessing that
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 9: I have that God has given me is I have
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  Speaker 9: the will, the desire and the faith to get back up.
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  Speaker 2: Over and over and over again. And you can do
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  Speaker 2: it too. You have that same thing in you. In
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  Speaker 2: order to get up. You simply have to look up.
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  Speaker 9: Every time I fall, I look to my heavenly Father
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  Speaker 9: and he gives me the strip to go on to tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: And you got it.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 9: All you got to do is get home, go to sleep,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 9: wake up and go again. Come on, y'all, this is
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 9: the year. You can change a lot of things. It's
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 9: gonna take some effort on your part, but you can
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 9: do it. It's just take some faith. The faith with
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 9: our works is dead. You got to get busy, stay
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 9: true to yourself, identify your purpose and stop getting distracted.
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