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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know y'all bay at all at all, So.
- 0:12Speaker 2: Don't given them.
- 0:15Speaker 3: Black the million bus boozy.
- 0:24Speaker 4: Listening to to.
- 0:38Speaker 2: I want to Joy?
- 0:50Speaker 5: Yeah, Joy, you got to do that, you love you.
- 1:13Speaker 6: Turn you gotta turn, got to turn the mouth the turn.
- 1:43Speaker 7: You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out the mono. Look,
- 1:55Speaker 7: come on, come on, you think.
- 2:02Speaker 3: I sure will come on and everybody you're listening to
- 2:06Speaker 3: the voice, come on, dig me now, one and only Steve.
- 2:09Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Man, if I had time enough to tell the whole trip,
- 2:16Speaker 3: the whole journey, and y'all will be sitting up in
- 2:19Speaker 3: there going, okay, Steve, are we going to play the
- 2:22Speaker 3: show this week? But man, it's been a lot of
- 2:26Speaker 3: amazing things has happened to me over the years, and
- 2:32Speaker 3: not all of them good. It's been some amazingly bad
- 2:36Speaker 3: things that have happened too. But I just come on
- 2:40Speaker 3: in the morning as a reminder to everybody of the
- 2:44Speaker 3: actual goodness of God, that you know, man, that these
- 2:47Speaker 3: mistakes that you're making, that these setbacks that you keep having,
- 2:53Speaker 3: that these falls that keep occurring in your life, that
- 2:57Speaker 3: they all are leading you somewhere if you just don't
- 3:00Speaker 3: ever give up.
- 3:02Speaker 1: That's the key.
- 3:04Speaker 3: You can never ever give up because you don't know
- 3:08Speaker 3: how the trip has been laid out for you.
- 3:12Speaker 1: You know, if somebody had told me.
- 3:15Speaker 3: Years ago when I had the dream of being on
- 3:17Speaker 3: TV and then I thought about being a one of
- 3:21Speaker 3: one of the best comedians I could be, you know,
- 3:23Speaker 3: when I when I started, somebody had told me everything
- 3:28Speaker 3: that was gonna have to happen in order for me
- 3:31Speaker 3: to get there, I would have changed it. I would
- 3:35Speaker 3: have I would have said, Okay, well I ain't gonna
- 3:38Speaker 3: be that. How about this? See and no one can
- 3:42Speaker 3: know all of the events of their life ahead of time.
- 3:46Speaker 3: You know, it'd be so nice, wouldn't it. You know,
- 3:47Speaker 3: to prepare for it, see it come, and be aware
- 3:52Speaker 3: of the haters, always knowing when the backstabbing moment is
- 3:57Speaker 3: coming in your life, always knowing when you gonna get
- 4:00Speaker 3: blindsided by the enemy. We were really great to know that,
- 4:03Speaker 3: wouldn't it. Well, that's not how it works. So since
- 4:08Speaker 3: no one knows exactly the challenges and the pitfalls and
- 4:14Speaker 3: the detours that's gonna beset them, it's it's it's imperative
- 4:19Speaker 3: that you just don't give up because see, knowing these things,
- 4:25Speaker 3: we as human beings by nature, would choose another route.
- 4:30Speaker 1: But it ain't the route God God for you, though.
- 4:33Speaker 1: See the route God God for you.
- 4:35Speaker 3: If you if you're trying to do the right thing,
- 4:38Speaker 3: if you're doing the best you can, if you ain't
- 4:41Speaker 3: out here just intentionally just messing over, folks, if you
- 4:45Speaker 3: using faith and that's the belief in things that you
- 4:48Speaker 3: cannot see. If you have something on the inside of
- 4:52Speaker 3: you to keep saying there's got to be more to
- 4:54Speaker 3: life than that, then that's that's you. You, my friend,
- 4:58Speaker 3: have a great chance here. And if you've ever had
- 5:02Speaker 3: that feeling then gave up on it, just get it back,
- 5:05Speaker 3: just ask for it back, Just say, hey man, I'm
- 5:08Speaker 3: getting back to the way I used to be because
- 5:11Speaker 3: there's a change that's available in your life.
- 5:14Speaker 1: But you got to take it. You got to take
- 5:16Speaker 1: a shot at it. Folks. There's a chance for you
- 5:19Speaker 1: to get it right, but you gotta take a shot
- 5:21Speaker 1: at it. Folks.
- 5:22Speaker 3: There's a chance for you to turn this whole thing
- 5:25Speaker 3: around with God's help, but you gotta take a shot
- 5:28Speaker 3: at it.
- 5:29Speaker 1: You see, this.
- 5:30Speaker 3: Decision is yours. The decision to lay down, to give up,
- 5:34Speaker 3: that's yours. It ain't even just got too hard for me?
- 5:37Speaker 3: Life too much, man, life hard and too much for everybody.
- 5:41Speaker 3: What I got to get you to See? My father
- 5:44Speaker 3: used to always tell me, it says so best lessons
- 5:47Speaker 3: in life, the one your value and learn the most
- 5:49Speaker 3: is a bout lesson.
- 5:51Speaker 1: I didn't quite understand that being young, but I showed
- 5:54Speaker 1: got it. Now.
- 5:56Speaker 3: Ain't no lesson like a bout lesson, the one you
- 5:58Speaker 3: pay for. Those are the ones that hold to you,
- 6:02Speaker 3: that stick to you, that that start turning you into
- 6:05Speaker 3: who you're going to be. Those are the character builders. See,
- 6:09Speaker 3: you got to be forged to get to where you
- 6:12Speaker 3: want to go in life. See, that's what the challenges
- 6:14Speaker 3: and missteps is for. That's what the failing is about. Now,
- 6:18Speaker 3: I know you don't like it.
- 6:19Speaker 1: I didn't.
- 6:20Speaker 3: I know you're not comfortable with I wouldn't. I know
- 6:23Speaker 3: you wish it was over sooner than later. I always do.
- 6:27Speaker 3: I always want it to be over sooner than later,
- 6:30Speaker 3: because the later, man, it just seems like it's so
- 6:33Speaker 3: much I got to go through.
- 6:35Speaker 1: But let me tell you something, Man.
- 6:37Speaker 3: If you can, if you can forge your way through
- 6:40Speaker 3: it and understand that you are forged in life.
- 6:43Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 6:45Speaker 3: I was on TV in one time when I was
- 6:47Speaker 3: doing one of my motivational speeches, and I began to
- 6:52Speaker 3: wonder about this experience I had at Ford Motor Company
- 6:56Speaker 3: and my last job after the auto industry started going down,
- 7:00Speaker 3: my last job was in the foundry and my job
- 7:04Speaker 3: was to stand at the end almost where the engines
- 7:09Speaker 3: first come out of the furnace. See, the engines are
- 7:13Speaker 3: poured into a mold. It's hot, melted down metal whatever
- 7:17Speaker 3: they call it, larva or whatever. They pour it into
- 7:19Speaker 3: a mold and it goes into this furnace that's extremely hot.
- 7:24Speaker 1: And my job was.
- 7:26Speaker 3: After the heat was applied to the engine block, it
- 7:31Speaker 3: would come through and it would go through a hardening stage.
- 7:34Speaker 3: With the way it was hardening, they would cool it.
- 7:37Speaker 3: Suddenly they would flush.
- 7:39Speaker 1: It with water. It would just blast water on it.
- 7:41Speaker 3: But the fire and the high temperature is what made
- 7:46Speaker 3: the engine blocks solidify. It's because it's got to get
- 7:50Speaker 3: real hot, get melted down first. Then it's got to
- 7:53Speaker 3: get poured into a mole. Then it's got to be
- 7:56Speaker 3: pressure hit with water, and all of this then and
- 8:00Speaker 3: it's real hot. Now it's still hot even though there's
- 8:03Speaker 3: water being shotter. But when it comes out the end
- 8:05Speaker 3: of the side, there's a lot of flashing in it.
- 8:08Speaker 3: It flashing is a metal from that to drip through
- 8:11Speaker 3: the cast molding on it, just like flex of extra
- 8:15Speaker 3: pieces of metal. My job was to hit this engine
- 8:19Speaker 3: block in the front, which is huge, heavy rubber mallet,
- 8:25Speaker 3: knock all the flashing off the front, and when it
- 8:28Speaker 3: came around back to bam, hit it real hard again
- 8:31Speaker 3: on the backside. And that became the core of what
- 8:36Speaker 3: the car is. A car without a great engine is nothing.
- 8:40Speaker 3: It's just a pretty looking vehicle over there. But if
- 8:43Speaker 3: it can't do what it was made to do because
- 8:45Speaker 3: the engine blocked and cracked. So you can have a
- 8:48Speaker 3: car look real good, but if it freezes, an engine
- 8:50Speaker 3: block cracked your car, you could it's over man. You
- 8:54Speaker 3: got to get a new block. The block is the core.
- 8:57Speaker 3: But in order for you for the car to do
- 8:59Speaker 3: what it's got to do, it's got to have a
- 9:00Speaker 3: strong engine.
- 9:01Speaker 8: It.
- 9:01Speaker 3: In order for the engine to be strong, it's got
- 9:04Speaker 3: to be forged and steel come through fire, get poured
- 9:07Speaker 3: in a mole, cooled off heated, knocked around, beat on
- 9:11Speaker 3: the front end, beat on the back end, and order
- 9:14Speaker 3: for it to be what it's gonna be.
- 9:16Speaker 1: The mall of the story, folks, is you got to
- 9:19Speaker 1: get forged in fire to be what you're gonna be.
- 9:22Speaker 3: You got to get beat up, you got to get
- 9:25Speaker 3: pressure washed, you got to have heat on you, you
- 9:27Speaker 3: got to get melted down, you got to get pulled
- 9:30Speaker 3: into a mole.
- 9:31Speaker 1: That's how you become who you are.
- 9:34Speaker 3: So the tough things that you're going through, the difficult
- 9:36Speaker 3: challenges and the setbacks.
- 9:38Speaker 1: I know a brother who went to prison, ma'am.
- 9:41Speaker 3: And the whole reason he ended up going to prison
- 9:43Speaker 3: because he was looking at the little window looking out
- 9:46Speaker 3: in the yard at him working out. And then the
- 9:48Speaker 3: next thing, you know, man, this brother decided that he
- 9:51Speaker 3: was gonna go out there and work out. Well, guess what,
- 9:54Speaker 3: he's one of the top trainers in country.
- 9:56Speaker 1: Today you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 10:00Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, you know what, the time has come
- 10:03Speaker 3: for us to realize that, uh, he did it again.
- 10:06Speaker 3: It gave us another day, another chance. And I really, man,
- 10:10Speaker 3: I just don't take it for granted, and I don't want.
- 10:12Speaker 1: You to either.
- 10:13Speaker 3: I want you to realize every day that it's a
- 10:16Speaker 3: new one, it's a brand new start, that the fact
- 10:18Speaker 3: that God woke you up is a sure son that
- 10:22Speaker 3: he ain't through with you yet, and he has something
- 10:25Speaker 3: more for you to receive.
- 10:27Speaker 1: And all you gotta do is if you.
- 10:28Speaker 3: Can just get in alignment with his will, it'll help
- 10:31Speaker 3: you out talking to himself right now, Ladies and gentlemen,
- 10:34Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirlon Strawberry Colin for Real, Mississippi Monica, Junior,
- 10:39Speaker 3: Brad Bravery, big boy come through and the legend of
- 10:44Speaker 3: Nephew Tummy Junior.
- 10:45Speaker 9: Y'all, what did you?
- 10:52Speaker 1: Uh huh?
- 10:54Speaker 10: Hey? I think you right back this part by grateful
- 10:58Speaker 10: Yeah yeah.
- 10:59Speaker 1: Hey man.
- 10:59Speaker 11: Thank y'all so much for the prayers. Thank the Steve
- 11:01Speaker 11: arber Nation for all the messages in the prayers.
- 11:03Speaker 10: I truly believe it. Man, he ain't through. I truly
- 11:08Speaker 10: believe it a man.
- 11:10Speaker 1: It could have worent difference a man. But what happened.
- 11:16Speaker 7: What happened.
- 11:18Speaker 11: I had a little fight, little sickle sellf fight back
- 11:21Speaker 11: again one and eighty five comebacks.
- 11:25Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking about a life fight. MVP.
- 11:31Speaker 10: You know how how do you How do you feel
- 11:33Speaker 10: about comebacks when you feel the lowest like it?
- 11:36Speaker 3: Man?
- 11:36Speaker 1: It hurts sometime, Man, it do well?
- 11:38Speaker 9: You do what you know.
- 11:40Speaker 1: It's like this, man, you have to realize.
- 11:44Speaker 3: And I think what a lot of people fail to
- 11:46Speaker 3: realize is what I want you to think about is
- 11:49Speaker 3: if something is on you and it re occurs, there
- 11:54Speaker 3: is a lesson and a blessing in it. There is
- 11:57Speaker 3: a moment in everybody's moment of adversity, there is a
- 12:00Speaker 3: lesson and a blessing. The thing for you, Junior, that
- 12:04Speaker 3: I most admire is because you have these sickle sale crises,
- 12:10Speaker 3: and you have them sometimes several times a year since
- 12:13Speaker 3: I've known you, is getting a little bit less right
- 12:16Speaker 3: now because you're doing some other things that you share
- 12:20Speaker 3: with people. And the fact that you have these crises
- 12:24Speaker 3: and come back and have the spirit that you have
- 12:27Speaker 3: when you come back is absolutely amazing to me. And
- 12:32Speaker 3: I think that it sends a message to a lot
- 12:34Speaker 3: of people who are going through anything. Everybody got some
- 12:38Speaker 3: form of crisis in their life, but especially to the
- 12:42Speaker 3: people who have sickle cell who understand how painful and
- 12:46Speaker 3: trying those crises can be. That you look at Junior
- 12:50Speaker 3: who's played athletics, that has done his god on stage,
- 12:55Speaker 3: and he performs as a superstar stand up, he's a
- 12:58Speaker 3: radio superstar. All of this is a testamy that you
- 13:03Speaker 3: can win and you can come back again. And the
- 13:08Speaker 3: wonderful thing about it, Junior, is we're sitting here living
- 13:11Speaker 3: through this, and we're witnessing the chosen one. You happen
- 13:17Speaker 3: to be the chosen one. And as difficult as it is,
- 13:23Speaker 3: tag tag you it, and I want to say, Homie,
- 13:27Speaker 3: you're doing a damn good job. Boy, were proud of
- 13:29Speaker 3: your dog?
- 13:32Speaker 1: Fight back.
- 13:35Speaker 9: All right?
- 13:36Speaker 8: Get on thirty two minutes after we'll hear from the
- 13:39Speaker 8: nephew as he runs that brink back. Right after this,
- 13:42Speaker 8: you're listening morning shows.
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- 14:16Speaker 8: It is time now to run that break back with
- 14:18Speaker 8: the nephew. What you got for his now?
- 14:20Speaker 1: I got a pecan tree, sirly? Is a pecona pea can?
- 14:24Speaker 1: If it's your treat.
- 14:30Speaker 12: Pecan tree, let's get out of we can't whatever. Hello, Hello,
- 14:37Speaker 12: I'm trying to reach uh LC Hey, let me let
- 14:42Speaker 12: me Hey. My name is Marcus, my mam and them
- 14:45Speaker 12: little next door to you, mister and missus, my mom
- 14:48Speaker 12: and daddy little next door to you. And I was
- 14:51Speaker 12: calling because y'all got a pecan tree in in y'all backyard,
- 14:55Speaker 12: I mean right on the fence line and to keep
- 14:58Speaker 12: you know, pecan and stuff.
- 15:00Speaker 1: Falling over into my mom and them yard.
- 15:02Speaker 12: So I tald to see if y'all can do something man,
- 15:05Speaker 12: where y'all can pick up I mean, my mom and
- 15:08Speaker 12: them have got a little older. You know, we've been
- 15:10Speaker 12: picking them up for a long time. But I need
- 15:12Speaker 12: somebody to, like, maybe you can cut the limbs back
- 15:15Speaker 12: that's hanging over so that they won't you know, the
- 15:18Speaker 12: pecans won't be falling over into my mom and them
- 15:21Speaker 12: yard because you know, for them to be bending over
- 15:23Speaker 12: like there picking up them pecan and it's a lot
- 15:25Speaker 12: of them. So, you know, mister, I just wanted to
- 15:28Speaker 12: holler at you and see if you don't mind maybe
- 15:30Speaker 12: cutting the limbs back, because even when we turn the
- 15:32Speaker 12: lawnmower on and stuff, man, it's just, you know, the
- 15:35Speaker 12: pecans and stuff be coming out of the lawnmow, just
- 15:38Speaker 12: shooting all over the place.
- 15:39Speaker 13: Well, first of all, my mother con trill, the old
- 15:43Speaker 13: con uh, it's bout well, and I can't see me
- 15:48Speaker 13: cutting it.
- 15:50Speaker 9: Well.
- 15:50Speaker 13: I mean, I'm not saying you can't have nobody to
- 15:54Speaker 13: maintain your yard, but I mean you your mother, you
- 15:58Speaker 13: can maintain your mother's yards, sir.
- 16:01Speaker 12: I go by my mother's house, you know, every other
- 16:03Speaker 12: day and check on them. But I don't have time
- 16:05Speaker 12: to go in the back and pick up pecans and stuff.
- 16:07Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
- 16:08Speaker 12: I mean, if you just it don't seem no more
- 16:10Speaker 12: than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there.
- 16:13Speaker 12: But them four or five limbs, I mean they they
- 16:15Speaker 12: there's a lot of pecans falling off of that.
- 16:18Speaker 13: So if my pecan tree I go back there, there's
- 16:23Speaker 13: no kind of nothing back there. Okay, whatever, sir, I'm
- 16:28Speaker 13: not cutting my tree for like that.
- 16:31Speaker 9: Sir.
- 16:31Speaker 12: Listen, what I'm what I'm trying to get you to
- 16:33Speaker 12: do is I'm not I want you cutting your entire
- 16:35Speaker 12: tree down. I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir,
- 16:38Speaker 12: so you know those that way that those are the
- 16:41Speaker 12: ones that are hanging over it won't be you know,
- 16:42Speaker 12: the pecans won't be falling over into my mom's them yard.
- 16:46Speaker 12: And and you know, like I say, they're older now, man,
- 16:48Speaker 12: they can't be bending over like that. So you know,
- 16:50Speaker 12: I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right
- 16:53Speaker 12: now and asking you, will you please cut this down
- 16:55Speaker 12: so these pecans can quick falling over my mom and
- 16:57Speaker 12: them yard.
- 16:59Speaker 13: You all do someone, okay, someone I know your mother,
- 17:03Speaker 13: don't cut your yard.
- 17:04Speaker 12: For it's it's a guy that it's a guy that
- 17:07Speaker 12: cuts the yard. But even when he cut the yard,
- 17:09Speaker 12: these pecans is flying out from underneath the yard the
- 17:13Speaker 12: lawn more they they So the lady, we're gonna be
- 17:14Speaker 12: breaking windows over there.
- 17:16Speaker 13: What kind of lawn person you have that don't pick
- 17:19Speaker 13: up before they cut? That's foam?
- 17:21Speaker 1: Why am I arguing with you about picking up stuff?
- 17:24Speaker 12: And all of this I'm asking you to cut a
- 17:26Speaker 12: funky lift five limbs so these dog on pecans they
- 17:29Speaker 12: are following off my mama yard.
- 17:31Speaker 14: You you want to cut, You're gonna make me come over.
- 17:34Speaker 1: Here, cut the whole. I would come, cut the whole
- 17:36Speaker 1: damn tree down.
- 17:37Speaker 13: You ain't gonna put my tree. I grew that tree
- 17:40Speaker 13: from when I was a kid, and that tree gonna
- 17:42Speaker 13: stay in the yard as long as I stay though, sir.
- 17:46Speaker 12: Look, I didn't ask you like a man to cut
- 17:48Speaker 12: your little funky pecan tree down.
- 17:50Speaker 15: Now.
- 17:50Speaker 1: I ain't fin the hat.
- 17:51Speaker 9: No what know what? Guess what?
- 17:54Speaker 13: You you you bad enough? You come cut it?
- 17:57Speaker 12: I finish, Look, sir, I tonight today rather this evening.
- 18:03Speaker 12: It's either gonna be two things happening. Either you gonna
- 18:05Speaker 12: cut these five limbs that I won't cut. I'm gonna cut.
- 18:08Speaker 12: Cut the whole damn pekan tree down.
- 18:11Speaker 13: That's my tree in any game, Nobody gonna with my tree.
- 18:14Speaker 13: I'm here right now, I'm sure hearing in yard right now.
- 18:17Speaker 13: Come on, it's you over that right now, right now.
- 18:20Speaker 1: I will bring my right hold back.
- 18:22Speaker 13: You know what, I'm just get my number in.
- 18:25Speaker 9: A way, got your number.
- 18:26Speaker 12: I got it because it's the same. Is one address
- 18:30Speaker 12: less than my mama. You're gonna cut this damn tree down.
- 18:32Speaker 13: I'm waiting on them. But anyway, man, I ain't using
- 18:35Speaker 13: my preaching seven in the long time. Any way, I've
- 18:38Speaker 13: been waiting on them like you.
- 18:40Speaker 1: You lost your damn mind.
- 18:42Speaker 13: You live young conk. I told you once, then I
- 18:45Speaker 13: told you twice. I'm on you, young, don't do that.
- 18:49Speaker 15: See that's what's right there.
- 18:52Speaker 12: You know what you can do.
- 18:53Speaker 13: Tell your mama to make a for corn pie and
- 18:55Speaker 13: bring me a piece.
- 18:56Speaker 1: What you say about my mama.
- 18:57Speaker 13: Tell them to make a corn poe and come for me.
- 19:02Speaker 13: Tell my mama what make a corn pie?
- 19:06Speaker 12: Make a pecan pie. I don't want no pecan poub.
- 19:09Speaker 12: We don't even eat pocn pie. We so sick of
- 19:13Speaker 12: these damn pecans. You got followed over in the backyard.
- 19:15Speaker 12: You got to do something about this, man. I'm trying
- 19:18Speaker 12: to I'm trying not to hurt you, old man.
- 19:20Speaker 1: I really am hurt me.
- 19:22Speaker 14: Hurt me, Come on, hurt me for me.
- 19:26Speaker 1: I'm on my I'm on my way. Is your south side?
- 19:29Speaker 1: Is you outside?
- 19:30Speaker 14: You know how?
- 19:32Speaker 9: You know.
- 19:34Speaker 14: You know what I'm here.
- 19:35Speaker 13: I'm here I'm I'm a man your mama.
- 19:39Speaker 1: You get out.
- 19:39Speaker 12: You get out my mama driveway right now, get out
- 19:42Speaker 12: my mama driveway.
- 19:44Speaker 13: Putting me out.
- 19:47Speaker 1: You get your getting back in your driveway. You get
- 19:51Speaker 1: out my mama draw way.
- 19:53Speaker 15: Get out.
- 19:53Speaker 2: You get out of my mama drahnway.
- 19:56Speaker 15: Whoa crime for?
- 19:57Speaker 9: Now?
- 19:59Speaker 13: Tell you I'm here waiting on you.
- 20:01Speaker 2: You get out of my mama. Get out of my
- 20:03Speaker 2: mama year away.
- 20:05Speaker 13: Better go cook me some me because I'm gonna sit here.
- 20:07Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
- 20:09Speaker 13: With you listen, you don't got to say. I'm waiting
- 20:13Speaker 13: at you at your mama house.
- 20:14Speaker 12: This his nephew Temy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 20:18Speaker 12: You just got pranked by your brother.
- 20:22Speaker 15: Man.
- 20:22Speaker 13: I don't pay this, Conner Man. I'm gonna put my
- 20:26Speaker 13: feet man, I'm gonna. I'm gonna so bad.
- 20:31Speaker 14: I don't pay.
- 20:32Speaker 13: I'm too old for this, Conner.
- 20:35Speaker 12: LC do me a favorite first of all, get im
- 20:38Speaker 12: people yard, go back to yo yard.
- 20:44Speaker 13: And you give me hot blood pressure.
- 20:47Speaker 1: Ain't nobody mad by your pekan Tree noney. That ain't
- 20:50Speaker 1: nobody finna cut it down? Ain't nobody tripping you? Alright?
- 20:54Speaker 13: Got a litering now, man, I've been carrying my grandkids
- 20:58Speaker 13: school listener to this.
- 21:02Speaker 15: Y y'all, y'all, oh, y'all, man, I got one more
- 21:06Speaker 15: question for you.
- 21:07Speaker 1: Tell me what is the badness radio station in the land?
- 21:11Speaker 15: Alcas Steve Harvey.
- 21:14Speaker 1: So all right, and there you have it.
- 21:20Speaker 8: Thank you, nephew, Pecan Tree come on next. It is
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- 22:07Speaker 8: Session of Congress tonight. Wow and entertainment news. We'll talk
- 22:11Speaker 8: about the black women in Hollywood Awards, and Elon Musk
- 22:15Speaker 8: welcomes his fourteenth Countum fourteenth child. We'll talk about all
- 22:20Speaker 8: of these stories at the top of the hour. Right now,
- 22:23Speaker 8: it's time to ask the cloy.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Another bad ass child. I ain't got no man.
- 22:30Speaker 9: Why do we care?
- 22:31Speaker 1: D og?
- 22:34Speaker 9: All right?
- 22:35Speaker 8: The colo here we go with them as the clo.
- 22:39Speaker 8: This is from Levy and Tifton. Levy writes, my long
- 22:42Speaker 8: term girlfriend or is it Levy or Levi? And maybe
- 22:46Speaker 8: it's Levi?
- 22:48Speaker 1: Levi was with an I?
- 22:50Speaker 8: Okay, Levi and Tipton says, my longtime girlfriend started going
- 22:55Speaker 8: to counseling with our pastor's wife to deal with some issues.
- 22:59Speaker 8: I didn't know her past was troubling her, but she
- 23:02Speaker 8: said in her early twenties she slept with men for money.
- 23:05Speaker 8: I want to ask how many? But I want her
- 23:07Speaker 8: to feel safe talking to me. She's trying to heal.
- 23:11Speaker 8: So how should I react to this?
- 23:13Speaker 3: Well, br just be that. Don't ask for that number.
- 23:16Speaker 3: I'm just gonna tell your things. I want to know
- 23:19Speaker 3: how many. You really don't though, along, stay away from
- 23:23Speaker 3: that number. All you need here's the number you need
- 23:29Speaker 3: to know. You need to know her employment record. That's
- 23:31Speaker 3: all you need to know, not that body count. Yeah'
- 23:35Speaker 3: all you need to know is how long was you unemployed?
- 23:39Speaker 3: That's all you need to know. And if it's two
- 23:42Speaker 3: three years, she.
- 23:46Speaker 1: Was working one more time?
- 23:48Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 23:49Speaker 3: Oh man, all right, but dog t but bruh, bro,
- 23:54Speaker 3: just leave the count alone, leave the count. If you
- 23:57Speaker 3: want to help her heal, Let bygones be bygones. Let
- 24:00Speaker 3: her pass, be her past. She's not that person anymore.
- 24:03Speaker 1: She going to council, all right.
- 24:07Speaker 8: Moving on to Mercedes and Edgewater, Mercedes writes, an ex
- 24:11Speaker 8: boyfriend moved into my building, and my husband doesn't know
- 24:14Speaker 8: we used to date. We've run into him a couple
- 24:17Speaker 8: of times, and my husband said, what's his story? Is
- 24:20Speaker 8: that a general question? Or does he already know that
- 24:24Speaker 8: we dated?
- 24:25Speaker 3: That's what he don't know nothing. Men don't have intuition.
- 24:29Speaker 3: He don't know nothing. He kind of looking at the
- 24:32Speaker 3: way he see you when y'all run up into him.
- 24:35Speaker 3: He giving that little what's his story? Because he's trying
- 24:38Speaker 3: to figure out what he's doing over here. This ain't
- 24:40Speaker 3: the time for you to comeforld with information.
- 24:43Speaker 1: So what's your wife you do? What should she do?
- 24:45Speaker 1: I don't know. So she's given yes, you're by yeah,
- 24:51Speaker 1: absolutely not. I've never seen this man. I have no
- 24:55Speaker 1: idea who if it's someone in her past, but difference,
- 25:01Speaker 1: you know what?
- 25:01Speaker 3: Surely the reason question well, I'm telling you is why
- 25:05Speaker 3: they call me, because I'm gonna tell them the stuff
- 25:09Speaker 3: that makes sense.
- 25:10Speaker 1: Now you've got it on him. I've never seen this man.
- 25:14Speaker 1: How would I know his story?
- 25:16Speaker 8: Tell if she's an honest person and she just said,
- 25:18Speaker 8: oh honey, that's someone I used to date. What if
- 25:21Speaker 8: she says that?
- 25:21Speaker 1: Okay?
- 25:22Speaker 3: Now why is he in this building? Why is he
- 25:28Speaker 3: in this building? When was you gonna tell me? How
- 25:35Speaker 3: come you ain't say nothing? Oh so that's why he
- 25:38Speaker 3: be looking at you like this. It's on.
- 25:43Speaker 1: So when you go to store, you really be going
- 25:45Speaker 1: to the store.
- 25:48Speaker 8: I don't understand someone from her path.
- 25:51Speaker 1: Surely listen to me. I'm just trying to keep peace
- 25:56Speaker 1: in your house.
- 25:57Speaker 3: Don't tell don't go up there and tell this man
- 25:59Speaker 3: y'all used to eight, because it's gonna be a whole
- 26:02Speaker 3: lot of questions you can't answer, and it's gonna look suspicious,
- 26:05Speaker 3: and he gonna bring this up.
- 26:06Speaker 8: Molden once, all right, use it againstwer okay. Moving on
- 26:12Speaker 8: to Rick and Coppel, Rick writes, I walked in the
- 26:16Speaker 8: gym and a chick I have sex with called me.
- 26:21Speaker 8: I looked at my phone and put it in my bag.
- 26:23Speaker 8: She texted me and said she's looking right at me.
- 26:27Speaker 1: She got loud. I walked off. She knows it's just
- 26:30Speaker 1: a sex thing, So why would she clown like that
- 26:34Speaker 1: because it was a sex thing. Dum h, I gave
- 26:39Speaker 1: you me. I call you, you look at my name,
- 26:43Speaker 1: throw me in the gym bag and then she got
- 26:47Speaker 1: loud with it. Ah, I'm looking right at you. You
- 26:56Speaker 1: see my name. The thing be big bee, listen, listen.
- 27:03Speaker 1: It was just the thing, that's all it was. Why
- 27:07Speaker 1: did you talk Monday night? You know what I'm saying.
- 27:11Speaker 3: It's just one night. That's only ones you wanted to have,
- 27:14Speaker 3: No promise, hooked on this, nothing like that. We talk about,
- 27:17Speaker 3: no futures or nothing. You know, I ain't even man
- 27:20Speaker 3: she what you did. I don't even really know your
- 27:22Speaker 3: last name. To relax, you know, I got your nickname
- 27:32Speaker 3: in my phone. I don't even know your last name.
- 27:33Speaker 3: When you come up, all I see is jowls. I
- 27:36Speaker 3: call you John. All call the shop.
- 27:44Speaker 1: You know, and that's all it is. I don't know
- 27:47Speaker 1: what you want? What else did she say?
- 27:52Speaker 8: But what you?
- 27:52Speaker 4: What?
- 27:53Speaker 12: What?
- 27:53Speaker 9: You?
- 27:53Speaker 15: What?
- 27:54Speaker 9: I call you? You just go?
- 27:55Speaker 3: And I'm looking right at you. You see my name,
- 27:57Speaker 3: and you're gonna throw me in some bag and walk off.
- 27:59Speaker 3: I see you see you saw my name?
- 28:02Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was I was going downstairs to get
- 28:05Speaker 1: myself a protein.
- 28:06Speaker 9: Shit.
- 28:07Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
- 28:08Speaker 3: I ain't what about I didn't want to talk to
- 28:11Speaker 3: you right now because I got some other traps up
- 28:14Speaker 3: in this inn gym. Man, he ain't the only one.
- 28:17Speaker 8: What she said when he said that about the trap?
- 28:20Speaker 1: What you mean I'm a trap?
- 28:23Speaker 7: What you mean?
- 28:24Speaker 1: You got others? What you think I was doing for?
- 28:26Speaker 12: I met you?
- 28:28Speaker 9: Wow?
- 28:29Speaker 1: You see I'm in this gym getting all fine and everything.
- 28:32Speaker 1: You think you're the only.
- 28:33Speaker 12: One want me?
- 28:35Speaker 1: Look at me? Her face? Look at me.
- 28:39Speaker 3: That's why you wanted me, because I spent enough time
- 28:42Speaker 3: in this gym. That's why I wanted you, because you.
- 28:47Speaker 7: Was in the gym.
- 28:48Speaker 3: You got the body, but you ain't got the face though.
- 28:50Speaker 3: No matter when talking, eating, seeing and everything. You know
- 28:56Speaker 3: what I'm saying, it's different.
- 28:58Speaker 1: Wow, don't break up?
- 28:59Speaker 15: That.
- 29:01Speaker 8: That's what I think if they're done all right. One
- 29:05Speaker 8: last one, This is from Ava in Inglewood. Ava says,
- 29:10Speaker 8: I just had my first child, and my husband wants
- 29:12Speaker 8: our dog to stay with my parents until the baby
- 29:15Speaker 8: gets adjusted to the house. The dog is my baby too,
- 29:19Speaker 8: and he's never accepted that my dad is on his
- 29:22Speaker 8: side and wants to keep my dog. What should I do?
- 29:26Speaker 3: Lady, lady, you just had this baby. You don't even
- 29:29Speaker 3: know what's coming. You don't even know what's coming. My dog,
- 29:36Speaker 3: dim dogs is not people. And baby, y'all fird, baby,
- 29:43Speaker 3: my a.
- 29:47Speaker 1: Not people.
- 29:49Speaker 3: And I'm tired of people comparing the damn animals to children,
- 29:54Speaker 3: cause they not the money you finished being on this
- 29:59Speaker 3: child and and you have to pay for him. You
- 30:02Speaker 3: gonna understand real soon.
- 30:03Speaker 9: Now.
- 30:04Speaker 1: Let that dog going over your daddy's.
- 30:05Speaker 8: Howe uh oh, No, she's gonna be able to do that?
- 30:09Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like it's all right? Thank you. Colo.
- 30:12Speaker 8: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
- 30:14Speaker 8: some entertainment news for you. Right after this. You're listening
- 30:19Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Morning Shows. President Trump will address the Joint
- 30:23Speaker 8: Session of Congress tonight. That goes down at nine pm.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Eastern Now.
- 30:27Speaker 8: According to ABC News, this is his first speech to
- 30:30Speaker 8: Congress of his second term. The president will discuss his agenda,
- 30:34Speaker 8: as well as his goals on immigration, foreign policy, and
- 30:38Speaker 8: the economy. Senator Alissa Slotkin of Michigan will give the
- 30:42Speaker 8: Democratic response to the President's speech.
- 30:45Speaker 9: There you go.
- 30:46Speaker 8: Will you be watching?
- 30:47Speaker 1: Is the question? Steve Harvey, is this gonna be? Probably?
- 30:52Speaker 3: Will he is must CTV? I got to see what
- 30:58Speaker 3: he gonna do. Man, I've never seen anything like that now.
- 31:01Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 31:02Speaker 8: Wait till he walks in and all the handshakes and
- 31:05Speaker 8: high fives and all of that. That's his safe You know.
- 31:09Speaker 1: I heard that the Democrats were considering not going. Yeah,
- 31:13Speaker 1: I saw Samoa Sanders, which would be so stupid. Yeah,
- 31:18Speaker 1: suggest that's just not the way it's done. To not
- 31:23Speaker 1: go just gives them too much fuel. Look at them.
- 31:26Speaker 3: They don't care about the country. They're not trying to
- 31:29Speaker 3: work with us. Oh, the Republic's gonna use that.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Well, boy, they're gonna they're gonna fry that chicken so
- 31:34Speaker 1: many dollars raise, uh huh. Yeah, because he's speaking to
- 31:38Speaker 1: a trifecta, uh huh.
- 31:40Speaker 8: You know, he got Republican all of them everybody's Republican, Yes,
- 31:45Speaker 8: everybody he's Republican.
- 31:47Speaker 7: Yes.
- 31:48Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 31:49Speaker 8: So here's a question. Think about this question for a moment.
- 31:52Speaker 8: What if the Democrats in the next four years start
- 31:55Speaker 8: a Project twenty twenty nine. Already working on the Project
- 31:59Speaker 8: twenty two twenty five right now, So what if Democrats
- 32:01Speaker 8: came back with Project twenty twenty nine?
- 32:04Speaker 1: What would you put in it?
- 32:06Speaker 8: That's the question.
- 32:07Speaker 10: Everything everything he took out.
- 32:10Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what's in twenty twenty five? What would
- 32:13Speaker 8: you put in it? Everything they took out?
- 32:14Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 32:16Speaker 14: And add on this.
- 32:18Speaker 3: Killing of all of these social programs that what people
- 32:22Speaker 3: don't understand is.
- 32:26Speaker 1: This eight hundred sum.
- 32:31Speaker 3: Billion dollars that they got a triple trillion dollar deficit.
- 32:35Speaker 3: They're trying to cut out so much money it's going
- 32:38Speaker 3: to affect Medicaid. Now, what they say they're going to
- 32:41Speaker 3: do is go through here and find the fraudulent cases,
- 32:45Speaker 3: which is very small. What they're going to do is
- 32:50Speaker 3: take people off Medicaid. Man, they're not paying attention. Yeah,
- 32:55Speaker 3: they're not paying attention. Only way to get these cuts
- 32:58Speaker 3: down and Elon Musk and wiped out the park the
- 33:01Speaker 3: Park Ranger Division. So now this summer Yellowstone and all
- 33:06Speaker 3: these parks are gonna be understanffed. You're gonna have a
- 33:09Speaker 3: lot of stuff popping off in these parks, man, because
- 33:13Speaker 3: people know there's nobody patrolling now.
- 33:15Speaker 1: It's going to create a huge problem. It's a trickle
- 33:18Speaker 1: down in a lot of ways, man.
- 33:19Speaker 3: Yeah, making sure people are obeying rules with campfires and
- 33:24Speaker 3: camp site stuff with nobody there to monitor this. This
- 33:28Speaker 3: is going to be a disaster. The FAA to Federal
- 33:32Speaker 3: Aviation is suffering there. It's just so many things that
- 33:37Speaker 3: are doing wrong.
- 33:38Speaker 1: You can see it. You see it every day. Yeah, yeah,
- 33:41Speaker 1: you see it every day. And you know what they say.
- 33:43Speaker 3: They say, because we're coming to with these broad sweeps,
- 33:46Speaker 3: we're gonna make some mistakes and then we'll correct them.
- 33:49Speaker 3: Wait a minute, man, have you thought about thinking it
- 33:52Speaker 3: through first then doing it right. We're gonna fire you
- 33:56Speaker 3: and then we're gonna research, and then we'll bring you
- 33:59Speaker 3: back if we need to. What that don't make sense, man, none? Yeah, yeah,
- 34:04Speaker 3: but that's just when you don't care about people. That's
- 34:06Speaker 3: all right, You have no empathy. Yeah, all right, thank
- 34:11Speaker 3: you for that, Steve.
- 34:12Speaker 8: All Right, switching gears, moving on to entertainment news The
- 34:16Speaker 8: Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards was recently held in
- 34:18Speaker 8: Los Angeles. It was hosted by Elvis Hodge, Cynthia Arrivo,
- 34:23Speaker 8: Tayanna Taylor, Yeah He's fine. Tayla Taylor, Tyra Banks and
- 34:27Speaker 8: the legendary Marla Gibbs were this year's honorees.
- 34:30Speaker 1: The awards show was start studdied.
- 34:32Speaker 8: Wendy Ruquel Robinson was there, Terry Vaughn, Loretta Devine, Kim Whitley,
- 34:38Speaker 8: Deaji p Henson, It's the Ray, Nissi Nash, Keiki Palmer,
- 34:43Speaker 8: Anthony Anderson, Kylo Pratt, Megan Good, Coco Jones, and Steve
- 34:48Speaker 8: Lori Harvey. They were all in attendance, just to name
- 34:51Speaker 8: a few. So congratulations to all the ladies, all the honorees,
- 34:55Speaker 8: and yeah, I'm sure a good time was had by all.
- 34:58Speaker 4: Yeah, it's nice. I saw the pictures on Essence dot com.
- 35:03Speaker 4: Black is Beautiful baby.
- 35:08Speaker 8: So finally, in entertainment news, this is according to Yahoo
- 35:12Speaker 8: dot com. Now, Elon Musk has welcomed his fourteenth child.
- 35:17Speaker 8: His baby mama, her name is Chavn, announced the birth
- 35:21Speaker 8: of their son. His name is selden On X. According
- 35:25Speaker 8: to the Daily Galaxy, Elon Musk has been outspoken about
- 35:28Speaker 8: declining global birth rates and has urged people to have
- 35:32Speaker 8: more children to prevent what he calls a civilizational collapse.
- 35:37Speaker 8: So there you go, that's why he's having all these kids.
- 35:41Speaker 1: That's not why he's having all these kids.
- 35:43Speaker 2: Beliefs, that's what it is.
- 35:45Speaker 1: Are you serious, man? Are trying to think people need
- 35:48Speaker 1: to have more kids? You think that's really the reason?
- 35:51Speaker 12: Man?
- 35:53Speaker 1: You gotta be kidding me.
- 35:54Speaker 3: Man, is because this guy right here, when he was
- 35:57Speaker 3: coming up, before he had money, he couldn't get a chick.
- 36:01Speaker 3: Now he got money, and he can get a chick,
- 36:04Speaker 3: and he's abusing the privileges.
- 36:06Speaker 1: That's all this is to it.
- 36:07Speaker 15: Man.
- 36:08Speaker 1: Look, man, if y'all think dudes are that deep, you
- 36:11Speaker 1: are sadly mistaken called.
- 36:13Speaker 3: Damn it, we ain't dude. You're talking about we want
- 36:16Speaker 3: to increase the world population. And Nick Cannon didn't say that.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Uh uh, she was fine, dog, tell the truth. And
- 36:26Speaker 1: I wanted her to have my baby. Yeah, And it
- 36:30Speaker 1: ain't even really about whether they wanted to or not.
- 36:33Speaker 1: You know, it's just man, come on, man, stop all
- 36:36Speaker 1: this the world. We got eight billion people in here.
- 36:40Speaker 1: We're doing fine. With populating man.
- 36:42Speaker 2: We need more.
- 36:46Speaker 1: Fourteen eighty yours. It's the fourth one by this baby, This.
- 36:51Speaker 8: Baby Mama coming up at twenty minutes after the hour.
- 36:54Speaker 8: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after.
- 36:57Speaker 1: This less supping dudes.
- 37:00Speaker 8: Hey Caglin and you're listening to Steve Harvey Mornings Show.
- 37:03Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. This message is brought
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- 37:37Speaker 8: dot com. Well, Happy Marty gri everybody. Today is fat Tuesday,
- 37:42Speaker 8: Tomorrow of courses ash Wednesday. Yeah, that's the first day
- 37:46Speaker 8: of Lent. To Lent is a forty day season of
- 37:49Speaker 8: fasting that is observed by Christians, which leads up to
- 37:53Speaker 8: Easter Sunday. This year, Easter is April twentieth. And Carl,
- 37:57Speaker 8: of course your husband Tosh is from New Orld, and
- 38:00Speaker 8: so I know you guys have plans for Fat Tuesday.
- 38:03Speaker 1: What are you gonna do?
- 38:05Speaker 9: Well?
- 38:05Speaker 1: He doesn't understand why today is not a national holiday.
- 38:08Speaker 1: You know, nobody.
- 38:11Speaker 4: He don't even get it right, Like I don't understand
- 38:14Speaker 4: why they gotta go to school today?
- 38:16Speaker 1: Why is it not a national holiday? But you know
- 38:19Speaker 1: we love it New Orleans. You know we're gonna do
- 38:21Speaker 1: the shrimp.
- 38:22Speaker 4: Po boy, the dak rees, you know, the whole culture
- 38:26Speaker 4: and just celebrate.
- 38:28Speaker 1: You know, it's a good food, good people. I think
- 38:30Speaker 1: I'm gonna have an oyster pop boy today for Yeah,
- 38:33Speaker 1: for Mardi Ground Happy Marti Gras Steve.
- 38:35Speaker 9: I like it.
- 38:36Speaker 15: I like it.
- 38:36Speaker 3: I never really celebrated Marty gru I went down there
- 38:39Speaker 3: for it one time.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Did you have a good time?
- 38:42Speaker 13: No?
- 38:42Speaker 1: I didn't know. It was confused. Why were you confused?
- 38:48Speaker 1: It was a lot going on, playing the same song
- 38:54Speaker 1: the beads the parade. Ain't that what the last band play?
- 39:01Speaker 13: Yeah?
- 39:02Speaker 1: Yeah, he was stepping yeah here on Tuesday.
- 39:06Speaker 8: King Ka with a baby in it, right, A little
- 39:09Speaker 8: baby down here.
- 39:11Speaker 1: Yep, king k all of that.
- 39:13Speaker 4: And you know certain areas, you know, they celebrate, especially
- 39:16Speaker 4: along the Gulf coast, you know, so you have New Orleans,
- 39:18Speaker 4: you have Texas. You know here, uh, Tommy and Junior.
- 39:22Speaker 4: You know in Yalveston they do a big celebration. Mobile Alabama,
- 39:27Speaker 4: you know, parts of Mississippi. A lot of places here
- 39:29Speaker 4: now celebrate.
- 39:31Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 39:31Speaker 1: Mobile claims to be the originator, Yes they yes, Oh wow. Uh. Man,
- 39:39Speaker 1: don't go down there and say different. Don't have problems
- 39:43Speaker 1: to be a situation.
- 39:44Speaker 8: Yeah, I thought it was from New Orleans.
- 39:48Speaker 1: Don't go down there and say that.
- 39:50Speaker 3: Because they got two things down there in Alaball they
- 39:53Speaker 3: got they claim Martigau and they got college football. Now
- 39:58Speaker 3: the number one for a minute here this year the
- 40:00Speaker 3: number one ranked, the number two ranked basketball team in
- 40:03Speaker 3: the country was Alabama and Auburn. And I watched that game,
- 40:09Speaker 3: which Auburn won. But I just it was a horrible game.
- 40:13Speaker 3: Horrible game I've never seen just run down the floor
- 40:17Speaker 3: shoot a three point and miss. Everybody go back, everybody
- 40:22Speaker 3: posts up on the outside of the art outside of
- 40:25Speaker 3: the three point nine.
- 40:26Speaker 1: I was just a maze.
- 40:27Speaker 9: Man.
- 40:28Speaker 3: It's very difficult for me to watch basketball now because
- 40:31Speaker 3: you know, no post up plays. I like big men
- 40:33Speaker 3: that play big and this game today is not the
- 40:38Speaker 3: same game, and I watch it in playoffs, but it's
- 40:41Speaker 3: not the same.
- 40:42Speaker 1: March Man is coming up, you know, Yeah, make a
- 40:44Speaker 1: three pointer like they done. Just dunked on some damn But.
- 40:50Speaker 8: All right, thank you guys, coming up with thirty four
- 40:53Speaker 8: minutes after the hour, we'll check on the Steve Harvey
- 40:57Speaker 8: Morning Shows Efficiency right after this you're listening Hard Morning Show.
- 41:04Speaker 8: Oh no, that Elon Musk and Department of Government Efficiency.
- 41:08Speaker 8: That's DOGE. Of course, the emails are getting out of
- 41:11Speaker 8: hand now. So here's a question. If you received an
- 41:14Speaker 8: email from the Department of Government Efficiency DOGE asking you
- 41:18Speaker 8: to list five important things you did last week by midnight,
- 41:23Speaker 8: what would it be?
- 41:25Speaker 9: What would it be?
- 41:29Speaker 1: Would we want to hear yours?
- 41:33Speaker 10: Or I'll tell you right another first thing I did
- 41:35Speaker 10: was get him feed his don't. That's the first thing.
- 41:40Speaker 1: This ain't even my don't. That's efficient. Okay, there's one
- 41:44Speaker 1: I need what walk this damn don't?
- 41:49Speaker 10: That's another efficient thing.
- 41:50Speaker 11: Let me tell you something I don't want you emailed me,
- 41:53Speaker 11: but I paint this mortgage pay that that was efficient,
- 41:58Speaker 11: Yes it was. I told you I loved you, and
- 42:01Speaker 11: listen to your conversation about your job for the people.
- 42:03Speaker 11: I don't even know another fish thing.
- 42:12Speaker 12: Oh you uh.
- 42:15Speaker 15: Uh?
- 42:16Speaker 1: What I did? What I did?
- 42:18Speaker 12: Put this boy practice the other day. That was efficient,
- 42:21Speaker 12: but that he fished. I took this boy to practice.
- 42:24Speaker 12: Yeah yeah, uh sent my little girl one hundred fifty
- 42:29Speaker 12: dollars for something she needed down there, Texas and here,
- 42:31Speaker 12: I think that was pretty fish. I put good, good
- 42:34Speaker 12: daddy right there right cried to make a little to
- 42:39Speaker 12: my wife last week. Lord said that was that.
- 42:44Speaker 1: I wasn't he fishing with that?
- 42:45Speaker 14: We have to know that.
- 42:47Speaker 1: You can't.
- 42:48Speaker 12: You can't just pop that on me then, you know,
- 42:49Speaker 12: like a surprise. You got to give me some notice,
- 42:51Speaker 12: tell me a couple of days ahead of time.
- 42:53Speaker 1: I was out fishing with that. I did fall apart
- 42:55Speaker 1: with that one.
- 42:58Speaker 9: I was not good.
- 42:59Speaker 1: I didn't need to know. So I gotta I gotta
- 43:00Speaker 1: take this peel like you have to. Like we got sprint,
- 43:03Speaker 1: you're over sharing. I got a stretch. I got a stretch.
- 43:07Speaker 2: I got a lot of.
- 43:11Speaker 9: You got things.
- 43:13Speaker 1: Fish. I'm sorry I asked this question.
- 43:18Speaker 14: I came in here.
- 43:19Speaker 1: I came in here on time all last week I did.
- 43:22Speaker 1: I came in here on time. That's not in fishing,
- 43:25Speaker 1: that's regularly. He was, that's called regular. Well, I was, well,
- 43:32Speaker 1: what I do? Yeah, come on, Junior walked this dog.
- 43:38Speaker 1: I paid everybody on time. They got their checks.
- 43:44Speaker 3: She took my wife fishing yesterday, took all the damn
- 43:48Speaker 3: fish off the hooks for her, which.
- 43:52Speaker 1: Cuts into my fishing time. You didn't have to say that.
- 43:57Speaker 1: I mostly just.
- 43:57Speaker 3: Smoked the cigarette and watched the way to honey and go, oh,
- 44:01Speaker 3: this is a big one.
- 44:02Speaker 1: Okay, I'll come get that one too, be excited. And
- 44:08Speaker 1: it ain't that damn big. Oh what else?
- 44:18Speaker 3: One of my kids called me. One of my daughters
- 44:20Speaker 3: called me. I picked up the phone, gave us some advice.
- 44:27Speaker 3: One of my sons called I ignored his call out
- 44:31Speaker 3: very efficient. I have talked enough today, and uh, I
- 44:34Speaker 3: got nothing for your pimps figured out work to it,
- 44:41Speaker 3: you know.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Wow.
- 44:42Speaker 3: And I couldn't call my daddy when something was wrong
- 44:45Speaker 3: in my life because they didn't have called waiting and
- 44:48Speaker 3: the line was busy. Hell man, before you could click over, boy, yeah, yeah,
- 44:58Speaker 3: oh it was adult don't don't we was last getting that.
- 45:01Speaker 1: Uh, we don't do all that. I called my mom
- 45:04Speaker 1: and daddy line just busy, man, and don't do an
- 45:10Speaker 1: emergency breaking you get in trouble, emergency breaking emergency call.
- 45:18Speaker 8: Yeah, you called the operator and they break in the line.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Oh we used to do that. Yeah, you never did that.
- 45:26Speaker 1: Come here and my mama talking to one of her
- 45:28Speaker 1: sisters exactly, yeah, and you won't what.
- 45:34Speaker 2: Can I go to the stop.
- 45:36Speaker 1: I'm not going.
- 45:38Speaker 3: To elaborate on this, but I got that one phone
- 45:41Speaker 3: call to make and then the damn line was busy.
- 45:44Speaker 1: Oh one more officiency. All right, thank you guys.
- 45:51Speaker 8: Coming up next the Nephew and Today's frank Phone Call.
- 45:55Speaker 8: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 46:00Speaker 8: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
- 46:02Speaker 8: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
- 46:05Speaker 8: the subject is I guess he'd rather pay for it.
- 46:09Speaker 8: We'll get into that find out what that's all about
- 46:11Speaker 8: just a few Yeah.
- 46:12Speaker 12: I got it for a moment.
- 46:17Speaker 8: No, no, he didn't trust me. Right now, it is
- 46:21Speaker 8: time for the Nephew and Today's prank phone Call.
- 46:24Speaker 1: What you got for us? And this is called sarrogod mother. Uh.
- 46:29Speaker 12: You know, we want to use this lady at the
- 46:31Speaker 12: character of the good mother. But I me personally, I
- 46:34Speaker 12: would like for her for us to do it the
- 46:36Speaker 12: traditional way of getting pregnant. So I'm gonna call the
- 46:39Speaker 12: man and ask him, is it all right?
- 46:41Speaker 15: You know?
- 46:42Speaker 8: Her husband?
- 46:43Speaker 12: Her husband, Yeah, I'm gonna call a huband talk to
- 46:46Speaker 12: him see if his wife can be the surrog good mother.
- 46:49Speaker 1: But I want us to, you know, I want us
- 46:51Speaker 1: to get pregnant the traditional way. You understand you think
- 46:54Speaker 1: that will be a good idea.
- 46:56Speaker 12: I mean, you know what, man, it's it's some people
- 46:58Speaker 12: out there that are selfish, and you know what, and
- 47:01Speaker 12: that's that's to share.
- 47:03Speaker 14: It is.
- 47:03Speaker 1: It's some selfish people out there.
- 47:05Speaker 15: Man.
- 47:05Speaker 1: Now, if you're gonna you know, it's just okay, can
- 47:08Speaker 1: you loan me your wife for nine months? That's all
- 47:10Speaker 1: We're well, I mean, what is that? Come on, man,
- 47:15Speaker 1: do a good deed in your life. All right? Here,
- 47:18Speaker 1: we go there and get your mother. Let's go cat
- 47:20Speaker 1: dog if you would.
- 47:23Speaker 9: Yeah, Roger cause me to Roger, Roger. Hey, this Calvin man,
- 47:29Speaker 9: how you doing. I go to the same church. I'll
- 47:31Speaker 9: go to Okay, I got your number from one of
- 47:34Speaker 9: the guys at the church. Man. They told me that
- 47:36Speaker 9: if I wanted to talk to you, I could, I
- 47:37Speaker 9: could reach out to you or whatever. How you doing today?
- 47:39Speaker 9: I'm good, man, I'm good. Hunging up your wife? Man?
- 47:42Speaker 9: Does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but
- 47:44Speaker 9: she seems to be real fit? Does she? Does? She
- 47:46Speaker 9: work out all the time.
- 47:48Speaker 15: She goes to Jenuary once in a while.
- 47:49Speaker 5: Bro?
- 47:50Speaker 9: Yeah, who is bro? Like I said? My name Calvin Man.
- 47:53Speaker 9: We go to the same church. Listen, me and my
- 47:55Speaker 9: wife been trying for a long time, man, to actually
- 47:58Speaker 9: have some kids. And and to be honest with you,
- 48:01Speaker 9: Roger Man, it just ain't having a dog. I mean
- 48:04Speaker 9: We've been trying and trying. But what I'm trying to
- 48:07Speaker 9: do now is just find another type of way to
- 48:10Speaker 9: make this happen. Now. You say your wife is in
- 48:13Speaker 9: good condition, right, My.
- 48:15Speaker 15: Wife is in good condition?
- 48:16Speaker 9: Brother?
- 48:16Speaker 15: What does she got to do with? You want your
- 48:18Speaker 15: wife trying to a baby?
- 48:19Speaker 9: She? You know now, y'all already got kids, don't you.
- 48:23Speaker 9: Y'all got Like from what the brother the church told me,
- 48:25Speaker 9: y'all got three kids? Right?
- 48:26Speaker 15: Yeah, we got I got two boys and the girl.
- 48:29Speaker 9: Okay, here's what I'm trying to do. Man, I was
- 48:33Speaker 9: hoping that I could find somebody, a female that would
- 48:36Speaker 9: be a good surrogate mother or what you know. What
- 48:41Speaker 9: I'm saying is like because my wife, I mean, you know,
- 48:44Speaker 9: we want to have kids. Man, we want to have
- 48:46Speaker 9: a brother.
- 48:47Speaker 15: Hold on, brother, you just said you try you're looking
- 48:49Speaker 15: for a surrogate mother, and the brother church told you
- 48:51Speaker 15: to call me.
- 48:52Speaker 9: Well no, no, no, ain't nobody tell me to actually
- 48:55Speaker 9: call you. I asked them about you and your wife.
- 48:59Speaker 9: You know, I asked them for you phone number so
- 49:00Speaker 9: I can actually call you myself.
- 49:02Speaker 15: Man, wait a minute, so you and I and my wife.
- 49:05Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, no, I ain't been see you're
- 49:08Speaker 9: looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying is
- 49:11Speaker 9: that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.
- 49:15Speaker 9: I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,
- 49:17Speaker 9: I really do. Man, me and my wife, we listen,
- 49:21Speaker 9: you call me.
- 49:22Speaker 15: About my wife and you want her to be a
- 49:24Speaker 15: Sharagoon mother. Forewers, I don't even know why we're on
- 49:26Speaker 15: the phone.
- 49:27Speaker 13: Brother.
- 49:28Speaker 9: Here's the real deal, man, me and my wife, we
- 49:31Speaker 9: can't have kids. We tried and tried and tried, and
- 49:34Speaker 9: you know, biologically, we've just been going through it and
- 49:37Speaker 9: going through it, man, And I was just you know,
- 49:40Speaker 9: I've seen your wife. She's healthy. I see all at
- 49:42Speaker 9: church all the time. And I was just like reaching out, man,
- 49:46Speaker 9: maybe somebody wouldn't mind being the surrogate mother for for
- 49:51Speaker 9: me and my wife so we can have a child.
- 49:53Speaker 15: Y'all think sharrogon, mother, I mean dog hold on. Brother,
- 50:00Speaker 15: You calling me to see if my wife can be
- 50:02Speaker 15: a share of your money to your child.
- 50:04Speaker 9: And I know it's crazy.
- 50:06Speaker 14: It's crazy, and I think you can cast your mind. Brother,
- 50:11Speaker 14: out of all the members in the church, you calling
- 50:13Speaker 14: me to get my wife to have your baby.
- 50:16Speaker 9: No, I know it sound crazy, man, I do.
- 50:18Speaker 14: I don't know what, but I ignorant. Brother, I'm telling
- 50:22Speaker 14: you sound ignorant.
- 50:23Speaker 9: Man.
- 50:23Speaker 14: That's so many places to go doctor baby. I can
- 50:25Speaker 14: take you down to a county court house and show
- 50:27Speaker 14: your kids need a doctor right next but you can
- 50:29Speaker 14: go to Africa like all the rest of them people
- 50:31Speaker 14: and gonna find your baby. You're gonna call me and
- 50:34Speaker 14: my wife. It's twenty thousand members in the church. You
- 50:37Speaker 14: know how stupid you say?
- 50:38Speaker 15: Brother?
- 50:39Speaker 9: No, brother. Brother, Man, listen, man, I'm not trying to
- 50:42Speaker 9: come across like that.
- 50:43Speaker 14: Man, how you trying to come across?
- 50:45Speaker 15: Brother? You didne done it?
- 50:46Speaker 9: To hear me out? Man, I don't want you to.
- 50:48Speaker 15: Man, go go ahead, brother, go ahead, man.
- 50:50Speaker 9: Okay, were looking for a Sarah Good mother. We look,
- 50:53Speaker 9: we seen your your wife, and we thought she'd be
- 50:56Speaker 9: a great Sarah Good mother. And I know it sound
- 50:58Speaker 9: crazy for me to pick you out of all the
- 51:00Speaker 9: people that go to the church. I understand that, man,
- 51:02Speaker 9: I do, but listen, we would love for your wife
- 51:05Speaker 9: to be the surrogate mother. And we willing to pay
- 51:08Speaker 9: for this. But listen to me, if you don't mind.
- 51:12Speaker 9: We don't want to do this with no test tubes
- 51:15Speaker 9: and all that where they they mixed my seed with
- 51:18Speaker 9: her with with with her egg. We want to do
- 51:21Speaker 9: this naturally. Wait world war war war you know Peal
- 51:25Speaker 9: you just said, Man, you gotta understand a real man
- 51:29Speaker 9: want to do want to do it realistically. You know
- 51:31Speaker 9: what I'm saying.
- 51:32Speaker 15: I understand that, brother, Hoder.
- 51:34Speaker 14: Brother, you are you telling me that you want to
- 51:36Speaker 14: have sex with my wife? But I mean, I mean,
- 51:38Speaker 14: you know you don't you want to have me to
- 51:39Speaker 14: lose all my Christianity right now.
- 51:41Speaker 9: Brother, you want to have a baby the real way, though,
- 51:43Speaker 9: you know what I'm saying.
- 51:44Speaker 14: I don't give a damn having the same way. You
- 51:46Speaker 14: tell me you want to way down in the bed
- 51:48Speaker 14: with my wife.
- 51:49Speaker 9: But damn you already got three kids. Think about the people.
- 51:52Speaker 14: That can't ride in doctor baby, Man, take your damn
- 51:56Speaker 14: It ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't go
- 51:58Speaker 14: sit down psych contract for my n on around have
- 52:01Speaker 14: your baby. Do you know what you sound like?
- 52:03Speaker 9: Done?
- 52:03Speaker 14: Crazy?
- 52:04Speaker 9: I know it sounds crazy, man, I do.
- 52:07Speaker 14: I died to get my number. Man, listen to me,
- 52:09Speaker 14: and you get my number.
- 52:11Speaker 9: I got your number for one of the brothers at
- 52:13Speaker 9: the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with
- 52:14Speaker 9: you like a man. I wanted to come at you
- 52:17Speaker 9: first and talk to you like a man and see
- 52:20Speaker 9: you know if you was cool with the proposition. But loop,
- 52:24Speaker 9: come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife and just
- 52:26Speaker 9: talk to her. What I'm just gonna go. I'm just
- 52:28Speaker 9: gonna talk to your wife and see.
- 52:29Speaker 15: It you lost your mind. I told you to answer no.
- 52:32Speaker 14: Now you tell me gonna go around me and at
- 52:34Speaker 14: which you ain't gonna do is talk.
- 52:34Speaker 9: To my wife. You call my wife right now, your wife, you.
- 52:38Speaker 14: Call my white.
- 52:39Speaker 15: I'm gonna tell you what's really gonna happen.
- 52:41Speaker 9: You call my white and wife next Sunday.
- 52:43Speaker 14: I'm not gonna go through this when down here I'm
- 52:45Speaker 14: talking to.
- 52:46Speaker 9: Her next Sunday.
- 52:47Speaker 14: Next Sunday, I'm gonna whoop you. You ain't gonna do
- 52:49Speaker 14: nothing to make I'm gonna whoop yo.
- 52:51Speaker 9: Me and my wife we deserve a time too.
- 52:53Speaker 15: You.
- 52:54Speaker 9: You ain't gonna stand in the middle of it.
- 52:55Speaker 14: I don't ask the middle of this. You lost your
- 52:58Speaker 14: You talked to my wife.
- 53:00Speaker 9: That's what you want to I got one more thing
- 53:02Speaker 9: I want to say to you. Man, if you.
- 53:03Speaker 14: Listening to me, say what the youve gotta say?
- 53:06Speaker 15: She can get off my phone?
- 53:08Speaker 9: Is nephew Timmy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You
- 53:12Speaker 9: just got pranked by your homeboy.
- 53:16Speaker 14: Whats who.
- 53:23Speaker 9: This is?
- 53:24Speaker 15: This?
- 53:24Speaker 9: Listen?
- 53:25Speaker 3: Is this man?
- 53:25Speaker 9: This nephew? Tell me? Man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
- 53:29Speaker 9: Your home boy got me to frank phone call you man.
- 53:35Speaker 15: I'm over here, man, my head is spinning.
- 53:40Speaker 14: You know what, man? You got me calling brother? I'm
- 53:44Speaker 14: ready to fight.
- 53:44Speaker 9: Brother. Hey, I got one more thing to ask you
- 53:47Speaker 9: big dogs.
- 53:48Speaker 1: What is man?
- 53:49Speaker 9: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
- 53:52Speaker 9: show in the land, man, the.
- 53:55Speaker 15: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.
- 53:56Speaker 9: Y'all got me this morning? Man?
- 53:58Speaker 8: I got me man, But you play Jeff Wish you
- 54:05Speaker 8: got a death with.
- 54:08Speaker 12: Man. You know it's some people out there man, that
- 54:12Speaker 12: are really just it's all about them. It's all about them.
- 54:16Speaker 9: You know.
- 54:16Speaker 12: Nobody wants to step outside their comfort zone and do
- 54:19Speaker 12: something for somebody that you know it's not normal, but hey,
- 54:22Speaker 12: you know you're helping somebody, all right. You know, y'all
- 54:27Speaker 12: don't get it, Junior, don't you know? You know nobody
- 54:29Speaker 12: wants to step out their comfort zone. Man. You know,
- 54:31Speaker 12: let me have your wife for nine months to a year, man,
- 54:34Speaker 12: so me and my wife can have this baby. That's
- 54:35Speaker 12: all I'm asking.
- 54:37Speaker 1: What am I Dad?
- 54:38Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 54:39Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't get it, man, I mean, you only
- 54:42Speaker 12: live once. But anyway, Hey, listen, I'll be in Lexington, Kentucky.
- 54:46Speaker 1: You only have once yoo, yeah, yolo, right, Junior.
- 54:54Speaker 12: I'll be in Lexington thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, and sixteen. Tickets
- 54:57Speaker 12: on sale right now. Y'all get ready to Nephew is
- 55:00Speaker 12: to how many off Broadway, Bricktown Comedy Club, Oklahoma City,
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- 55:09Speaker 12: Oh yeah, Florida. That's a new all that's landing the Cut.
- 55:13Speaker 8: All right, tell me thank you? Coming up next, Strawberry Letter.
- 55:16Speaker 8: I guess he'd rather pay for it is a subject.
- 55:18Speaker 8: We'll get into it right after this.
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- 56:18Speaker 12: here it is Strawberry letter.
- 56:19Speaker 8: All right, nephew, thank you. Subject. I guess he'd rather
- 56:23Speaker 8: pay for it. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for
- 56:26Speaker 8: fourteen years and I'm a forty eight year I'm forty
- 56:29Speaker 8: eight years old and my husband is fifty five. In
- 56:32Speaker 8: all these years, I did not think I would ever
- 56:35Speaker 8: have to deal with cheating. We've always had a very
- 56:38Speaker 8: active sex life. He's always been attentive, and he spoiled
- 56:42Speaker 8: me the entire marriage. He's sweet, but he's stupid. I
- 56:46Speaker 8: found out that he's paying a thirty two year old's
- 56:48Speaker 8: rent car note and giving her money every month for
- 56:51Speaker 8: her day to day expenses.
- 56:53Speaker 1: The sad part is that he got a part time
- 56:56Speaker 1: job to do it all.
- 56:57Speaker 8: He works full time as a teacher, and he's also
- 57:00Speaker 8: got a part time job at a hardware store. He
- 57:03Speaker 8: told me he got it so he can save money
- 57:05Speaker 8: for us to go on a week long vacation for
- 57:07Speaker 8: my fiftieth birthday. I checked our savings account. I checked
- 57:11Speaker 8: our savings account regularly to see if he was putting
- 57:14Speaker 8: his extra earnings into the account, and he wasn't. I
- 57:18Speaker 8: asked him about it, and he said he put it
- 57:20Speaker 8: in a special account. I did not like that, but
- 57:23Speaker 8: I didn't press him about it. We share a Visa card,
- 57:26Speaker 8: so I opened a letter from Visa, but it was
- 57:29Speaker 8: for him. It stated that he was turned down for
- 57:32Speaker 8: a new credit card, and it listed the authorized user,
- 57:36Speaker 8: which was a female other than me. I found the
- 57:39Speaker 8: female on ig and sent her a message. She called
- 57:43Speaker 8: me right away. My husband told her that he's getting
- 57:46Speaker 8: a divorce. She said they've been looking at houses together
- 57:49Speaker 8: for the past two weeks. She didn't know he's a teacher.
- 57:54Speaker 8: He told her that he's retired and works at a
- 57:57Speaker 8: hardware store because his money is tied up in his divorce.
- 58:00Speaker 8: She apologized to me and said he's given her close
- 58:03Speaker 8: to twenty thousand dollars and asked if I wanted it back.
- 58:07Speaker 8: I told her to keep it because she earned it.
- 58:10Speaker 8: He knows he's busted, so he hasn't spoken to me
- 58:13Speaker 8: in eight days. I have no words for him except
- 58:16Speaker 8: why why would he pay for what's at home for free?
- 58:21Speaker 9: Oh?
- 58:22Speaker 8: Yeah, he doesn't want that right now, He just doesn't.
- 58:27Speaker 8: He's obviously taken with this young lady and unfortunately not
- 58:31Speaker 8: into you, his wife of fourteen years, and at fifty five,
- 58:35Speaker 8: he's also having a midlife crisis. This young lady has
- 58:38Speaker 8: rocked his world. Harsh reality for you. I know that
- 58:42Speaker 8: after fourteen years. But that's as simply and as a
- 58:46Speaker 8: sinkly as I can put this. I mean, he's not
- 58:49Speaker 8: the first man to risk everything and gamble on his marriage,
- 58:53Speaker 8: and he won't be the last, I'm sure. But I
- 58:55Speaker 8: agree with you he is stupid because he's wearing himself
- 58:58Speaker 8: out in the process. He's got a young girl, a
- 59:02Speaker 8: part time job. He's been cheating and lying, and money's
- 59:05Speaker 8: going out and not coming in. I'm sure it's all
- 59:08Speaker 8: a bit much and taking its toll. It's catching up
- 59:11Speaker 8: with him, but typically he's flipping the script and trying
- 59:15Speaker 8: to make.
- 59:15Speaker 1: You the blame.
- 59:16Speaker 8: This isn't your fault. He's in the wrong and he's
- 59:19Speaker 8: got the nerve to not speak to you, and you
- 59:23Speaker 8: still want to know why. There is no why except
- 59:26Speaker 8: for what I said at the top of the letter.
- 59:28Speaker 8: He's taken with this young woman. Anyway, What does the
- 59:32Speaker 8: why matter? He is doing it, and he's been doing
- 59:35Speaker 8: it long enough to have given her twenty thousand dollars,
- 59:40Speaker 8: which she said, you know when she talked to you,
- 59:43Speaker 8: she told you about that. She didn't know he was
- 59:45Speaker 8: a teacher. She doesn't want him. And if you stay
- 59:47Speaker 8: with him after all this, it's on you because clearly
- 59:50Speaker 8: he has moved on thinking he's going to have this
- 59:53Speaker 8: young woman.
- 59:54Speaker 3: Steve Lord, Lord, Lord, Shirl. I'm so glad I'm here,
- 59:59Speaker 3: so I'm straighten his let her out for you. First
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: of all, started just let off by telling you this.
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: It ain't she rocked his world? Is he rocked her world?
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: See that's the part y'all don't never get. But now
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: let me walk you down through what happened. I've been
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: married for fourteen years. I'm forty eight, my husband fifty five.
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: I never thought about him cheating. We've always been a
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: very active sex life. He's always been a tenive. He
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: spoiled me my entire marriage.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: He's sweet. But he's stupid.
- 1:00:37Speaker 12: Yes he is.
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: Yes, now that he is stupid because he made some
- 1:00:41Speaker 3: key mistakes, because he ain't done this before. I found
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: out that he's playing a thirty two year old's rint
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: card note and giving her money every month for her
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: day to day expensive Now, let me tell you what happened.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: Right here.
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: He took his old ass over here and met this
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: young girl and found out that he could be the
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: night in shining arm, that he could show up and
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: be somebody's all in all thirty two fifty five. That's
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: a nice jump. He knows some stuff she don't know.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: He has taught her many things all over that house. See.
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: Sureley thinks she rocked his world, But in essence, what
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: didn't happen is she given him a reaction that he
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: don't get at the house. I'm telling you what this is.
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: This ain't a mid life crisis. This is an old
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: I still got it. Oh, this is an old. They
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: still won't me. This is an old I get to
- 1:01:52Speaker 3: walk in and be appreciated and told how great I
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: am over and over and over and again.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: Nah, he works full time as a teacher. Now right there.
- 1:02:03Speaker 3: Teachers don't make what they should make in this country.
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: So already know he shot so however he spoiled you.
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: He's done the best he can, right on to the
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: teachers out there. But he got a part time job
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: at a hardware snow. He told me he got it
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: so he could save money for us to go on
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: a week long vacation for my fiftieth birthday.
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: Ain't that sweet?
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: Then you start checking around on the savings account, found
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: out wasn't nothing, no extra money in there.
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: You asked him about it, He told you got a
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: special account.
- 1:02:36Speaker 8: We'll have part two of your response coming up here
- 1:02:38Speaker 8: eight three minutes after the subject is I guess he'd
- 1:02:43Speaker 8: rather pay for it. We'll get back into it right
- 1:02:45Speaker 8: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 1:03:24Speaker 8: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
- 1:03:27Speaker 8: The subject is I guess he'd rather pay for it.
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: You know, that's like the last subject of the letter.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: I guess he'd rather pay for it, don't we all? Anyway?
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: First thing y'all do when y'all meet a man, you
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: wnna know if he working? Yeah, why.
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: So he can pay for it? Well yeah, well yeah,
- 1:03:47Speaker 3: so let's start with them. I guess he'd rather pay
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: for it. We know we had to pay for it.
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: It's expected. So you've been dating this when you're married.
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: To this man fourteen years in forty eight, he fifty five,
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: always had actual sex life.
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: Thought he cheat on you entire marriage. He's sweet, but
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: he's stupid.
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: He found out he's paying a thirty two year old
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: girl's rint car note and giving her money every month
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: for her day to day expensive sad part is his
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: part time job to do it all. He got a
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: part time job to do it all. Now he's doing
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: it because he gets to be the hero to walk
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: in there and be the hero. Shirley said, he'd have
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: met this girl and she'd have rocked this world. What
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: then happened is he'd have rocked her world. Now she
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: learning from him. She got him up there feeling like
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: he's special.
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: Oh, you know so much.
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: You know, he ain't heard that from you in a
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: long time. So now he out here, and then he
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: can come in here and be the hero. And I
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: got you and I take care of you. She didn't
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: know it was a teacher because he didn't tell her.
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: He worked full time as a teacher, which means his
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: salary is a little tough because teachers don't make what
- 1:04:50Speaker 3: they should make in this country. Shout out to all
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: the teachers. So he got a part time job at
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: a hardware store.
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: He told you he got it. So you found out
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: about this extra job.
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: He said, because he could save money take you on
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: a special trip for your fiftieth anniversary. I checked our
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: saving his account, see if he putting that show and
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: that is in it, and he wasn't. You asked him
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: about it. He said, it's in a special account. I
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: didn't like that, but I didn't press him about it.
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: Here wayn't get stupid. We share a Visa card, so
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: I opened a letter from Visa.
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: It was for him.
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: It stated that he was turned down for a new
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: credit card, and it listed the authorized user, which was
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: a female other than me. Now, Dog, now you trying
- 1:05:41Speaker 3: to play hero, but you stupid. You applied for another
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: credit card in your name. I mean, you applied for
- 1:05:50Speaker 3: another credit card but you and got turned down. But
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: he put it in her name. And then they sent
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: a letter to your house.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: You didn't see that.
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: Mail in that dress. You thought you was gonna beat
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: your wife to the mailbox. You stupid, all right. So
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: then you found the female's name on IGN. You sent
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: her a message. She called me right away.
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: My husband told her that he's getting a divorce. She said.
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: They've been looking at housing together for the passenger house. Dog,
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: you can't get no house. You're a teacher and you
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: work part time down at the Ace Hardware, but you're giving.
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: Her the money to pay for her lifestyle. You can't
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: go looking at no house though, And she didn't know
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: he was a teacher.
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: He told her that he's retiring and works at the
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: hardware store because his money is tied up in the divorce.
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: She apologized to me and said he's giving her close
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: to twenty thousand dollars and asked if I wanted it back.
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: I told her to keep it because she earned it.
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: Now he knows he's busted, so he ain't spoke to
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: me in eight days. That's a good move, right there, dog.
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: I don't know how long you think it's gonna last,
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: but that's a good movie. Don't talk to her, ignore her.
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: He ain't talked to her, and ain't they nothing?
- 1:07:18Speaker 12: Now?
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: What he doing is he don't know what to say.
- 1:07:21Speaker 3: He stick, He don't have a plan. He don't know
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: how to worm his way out of this one.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: So in eight days he ain't thought of nothing.
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: And I'm gonna tell you some lady, he not fitnyah
- 1:07:30Speaker 3: thinking because he don't know how the game goes. I
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: have no words for him except why why would he
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: pay for what's at home for free?
- 1:07:41Speaker 12: Na?
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: Let me help you out, because what's at the house
- 1:07:46Speaker 3: ain't the same that's out there in them streets.
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: It just ain't. It ain't the same. You'll get mad
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: all you want conviction, It just say that was in
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: New Street.
- 1:08:08Speaker 3: It don't come with the chatterel. It don't come with
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: the responsibility. Yeah, it don't come back, don't it don't
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: come with the pressure. See this beautiful life that you
- 1:08:20Speaker 3: built with this wonderful woman at the house, it comes
- 1:08:22Speaker 3: with a lot of strain and stress, some pressure. We
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: gotta talk about bills. We gotta talk about these kids.
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: We gotta talk about the future. We gotta talk about
- 1:08:29Speaker 3: what I owed. We gotta talk about what I did
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: over here at this new spot. I ain't gotta talk
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: about none of that. I he wrot for today. I
- 1:08:37Speaker 3: just come in and were just sitting down and making coffee.
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: It's all good. Why would he pay for something out
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: there when he can get it at the house for free. Well,
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: first of all, let me clean you up on something
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: at the house ain't really freeze.
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: We've been paying since we met you, and no.
- 1:09:01Speaker 3: Matter where you go to get it, it ain't ever
- 1:09:03Speaker 3: gonna be free. And we've learned to accept that you're
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: not getting nothing at the house with free.
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: You come with.
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: Conditions and chatter and talk back and authority in future
- 1:09:14Speaker 3: and all like that.
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: And it's the same. Listen to me, he loved your
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: steak that.
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: You've given him at the house, But you're trying to
- 1:09:21Speaker 3: tell this man he don't want no fish or no chickens.
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- 1:09:37Speaker 8: Coming up in forty six minutes after the hour, Junior
- 1:09:40Speaker 8: is back with Sports Talk right after this whatever Steve.
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- 1:10:15Speaker 8: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Welcome back, Junior.
- 1:10:19Speaker 8: What you got for us?
- 1:10:20Speaker 10: Thank you, Shirley.
- 1:10:21Speaker 11: It's great to be back. Let's talk about this man.
- 1:10:24Speaker 11: I don't know if y'all saw this, Uncle Tommy call it.
- 1:10:27Speaker 11: I don't know if y'all saw this. But the Vonte
- 1:10:30Speaker 11: Davis and Lamont Roach Junior fight Saturday night.
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: I saw it. Did you see it? It ended in
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: a draw? What Saturday? Yeahday night?
- 1:10:40Speaker 9: I missed it.
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: Oh unh It ended in a draw.
- 1:10:43Speaker 3: Was watching the UFC Chinovonte Davis ended.
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: In a draw. Edited a draw. It ended in a draw,
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: first blemage. Don't direcord.
- 1:10:53Speaker 10: But you know what the controversy was. He took a
- 1:10:56Speaker 10: knee in the ninth round, and he didn't count as
- 1:10:58Speaker 10: a knockdown.
- 1:10:59Speaker 11: He wouldn't grabbed a towel, wiped his eye, came back,
- 1:11:03Speaker 11: finished around, finished the fight.
- 1:11:05Speaker 10: But at the end of the fight, do you know
- 1:11:06Speaker 10: why he said he took a knee.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: I saw it.
- 1:11:10Speaker 10: He said he had just got his hair done.
- 1:11:12Speaker 11: Two days ago and some grease had gotten his eye
- 1:11:17Speaker 11: because the lady had did his hair. Greased then got
- 1:11:19Speaker 11: in his eye, so he just took a knee for
- 1:11:21Speaker 11: a time out to get the grease.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: Out of What is you talking about?
- 1:11:25Speaker 9: What?
- 1:11:26Speaker 10: When did grease become an excuse in a major.
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: Title for when did grease start dripping him on his
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: head and then in his eye? That's how that grease
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: got it. That's how it's the wrong cheek.
- 1:11:39Speaker 10: It was a glove that hit you.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: That's what that was took.
- 1:11:43Speaker 11: You ain't never heard Sugar Ray Letter say worlds of
- 1:11:46Speaker 11: curls had got in my eye and I took a
- 1:11:50Speaker 11: knee because Marvin Hagler was on me like this. You
- 1:11:54Speaker 11: ain't never seen pink moisturizers at the wire.
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: I got to see that fight. Was it a draw though?
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: It was a legit draw. It was a legit draw.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: So this boy and the roach was was was about
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: the business?
- 1:12:05Speaker 5: Huh?
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: You mad took that fight to him. If you hear
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: you might say he won't. You could.
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: You can make a case for that.
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: You can make a case for that one.
- 1:12:15Speaker 3: But because when I saw him at the when he
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: was talking and he's talking about that grease got in
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: this time people started doing He said, what is y'all going?
- 1:12:25Speaker 10: Fa Yeah, like I said, some nonsense.
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: Last thing we was expecting. There was a grease story
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: though looking for that.
- 1:12:33Speaker 3: I wasn't in the best shape. I didn't train properly. Yeah,
- 1:12:37Speaker 3: this girl did in my hand put some grease in
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: that guy in my eye, Hey, don't.
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: You're the champ.
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: You're the champ.
- 1:12:47Speaker 11: So is it anywhere in box on? You can take
- 1:12:50Speaker 11: a knee and it don't count against you anyway. What
- 1:12:54Speaker 11: you could take a knee in a fight and it
- 1:12:56Speaker 11: don't count against you.
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: When you take a knee, you stop the action.
- 1:13:01Speaker 9: You take it.
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: If you take is you down? Yeah, exactly, you're down.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: So you can't take a knee for a time out.
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: That's considered down.
- 1:13:12Speaker 10: And that's why I say, lamnha to won.
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: This is his hairstyle as fault. That's all they will
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: stop to fight.
- 1:13:25Speaker 8: Coming up at the top of the hour, a man
- 1:13:27Speaker 8: on social media needs some advice Steve. He says, my
- 1:13:30Speaker 8: neighbor has a secret family. We'll talk about it right
- 1:13:33Speaker 8: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:13:39Speaker 9: All right, Steve.
- 1:13:40Speaker 8: This is from see on Reddit. Stee says. Shee says,
- 1:13:43Speaker 8: I've lived next to my neighbor for almost a decade
- 1:13:46Speaker 8: and we've always been cool, but not the best friends.
- 1:13:49Speaker 8: Not best friends. Here's a deal. I travel a lot
- 1:13:52Speaker 8: for work, and in another town I've repeatedly seen him
- 1:13:56Speaker 8: with an entirely different family, wife, kids, the whole thing.
- 1:14:01Speaker 8: At first I thought maybe it was a relative, but
- 1:14:03Speaker 8: the way they interact, this is his other family. Now
- 1:14:07Speaker 8: I can't stop thinking, does his wife at home know?
- 1:14:12Speaker 8: Is this some kind of arrangement? Should I mind my
- 1:14:14Speaker 8: own business? Part of me knows it's none of my business,
- 1:14:18Speaker 8: but I also really want to know what the deal is.
- 1:14:21Speaker 8: What would you do in my position?
- 1:14:24Speaker 9: Wait?
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: Is this a woman talking?
- 1:14:27Speaker 8: It just says ce see on Reddit. I live next
- 1:14:29Speaker 8: door to my neighbor. I think it's a guy. I
- 1:14:32Speaker 8: think it's a guy. Yeah, okay, it sounds like a guy.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: Okay, if party you tells you it ain't your business.
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: That's the part. You need to listen what you're talking about.
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: You really want to know?
- 1:14:44Speaker 3: Yeah, no, seeing is believe it? Now you see this
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: guy all the time. Is it an arrangement? Whatever it is,
- 1:14:52Speaker 3: it ain't your business. This is how people get their
- 1:14:56Speaker 3: A Z Z will that's how you do it.
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: That's but you know, he say that ain't really friends
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: right here.
- 1:15:07Speaker 8: Yeah you can say that to his friend.
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: No, he really can't say nothing. Yeah I don't.
- 1:15:13Speaker 3: But see why you've got to bridge the conversation. It's
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: not your business.
- 1:15:18Speaker 8: But honestly, Steve, now let's be real, you wouldn't be
- 1:15:22Speaker 8: curious as to what's going on.
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: If curious, but I ain't gonna say nothing. I'll be
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: trying to figure it out. Like, damn, this dude over here,
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: what he got going But I'm not finn to go
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: and tell his wife. No, but he couldn't say that.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: He didn't say that. Tommy out of town with a
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: whole nother family. I'm walking right up to his lost
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: your rabbit ass mine? No, you a TV show? You
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: over here like everybody finish, see you man, get your
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: ass in the car.
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: You're throwing him in the car.
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: You'll jump in.
- 1:16:03Speaker 3: Yeah, but just I've got to really know you for
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: me to say something to you. But it's in the
- 1:16:09Speaker 3: but but it'll be in the best interest so you
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: don't get jammed up. I'm not turning you in.
- 1:16:15Speaker 8: Though I don't even understand how men can do that.
- 1:16:18Speaker 8: It's so hard to take care of one woman and
- 1:16:19Speaker 8: you've got a whole family.
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: He's exhausted.
- 1:16:26Speaker 5: That's that's a.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: Lot going back. I mean, is it fun for him?
- 1:16:31Speaker 13: What?
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: No, ain't fun at all. It started out as.
- 1:16:35Speaker 8: Fun, then the baby came, and then another.
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: It's a fourth dog you have that that trying to
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: maintain a long term lie? Yeahs, see lies. Let me
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: explain something here we go.
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: Lies should be temporary band aids, the temporary situations that
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: would be over in the meadow of days.
- 1:17:00Speaker 9: This is not that.
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: If you're trying to maintain.
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: A lie, structural lies, foundation lies to lay down a foundation.
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: Line line, God, damn. Yeah, this is a lot.
- 1:17:18Speaker 8: So, but the guy wants to know.
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: So here's the problem.
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: Surely, if you tell a lie that involves other people,
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: the lie has less validity.
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: And chance of sustaining itself. See when I lie, I
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: tell lies. Have you ever put us in any of
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: your lies?
- 1:17:44Speaker 15: No?
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: No, because no, See Tommy, don't do that, because Tommy,
- 1:17:51Speaker 3: I've seen them below a perfectly fine moment. I witnessed
- 1:17:58Speaker 3: what's all about?
- 1:17:59Speaker 10: We'll call it out.
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: You sure, we will call it out. I have blown
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: perfectly fine moment, did you?
- 1:18:10Speaker 14: Yeah?
- 1:18:10Speaker 6: Who is that?
- 1:18:11Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: Uh huh, all right.
- 1:18:16Speaker 8: We'll have more of the Harvey Warrins show coming up
- 1:18:19Speaker 8: at twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're listening to
- 1:18:22Speaker 8: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Happy Women's History Month, Gail King. Yes,
- 1:18:28Speaker 8: it is that month, March.
- 1:18:30Speaker 9: Yes.
- 1:18:30Speaker 8: Gale King, Black, female rocket scientists Ayisha bo, Katie Perry,
- 1:18:35Speaker 8: and Jeff bezos fiance, and journalist Laurence Sanchez are all
- 1:18:39Speaker 8: part of the Blue Origins first all female crew spaceflight.
- 1:18:44Speaker 8: According to CBS Morning's Gaie Kings, yeah, Gail King is going.
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: Yeah, she is something wrong with Gail Gail, ain't you right?
- 1:18:52Speaker 8: Well, she says she's terrified and excited at the same time.
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: So why would you go?
- 1:18:56Speaker 8: Because she's excited to go, she wants to get she's terrified.
- 1:19:00Speaker 8: The journalist yes, no, she family said yeah. She said
- 1:19:06Speaker 8: she consulted her children before this and they said it
- 1:19:10Speaker 8: was fun.
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: Oprah.
- 1:19:11Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: You don't see Oprah on that, do you?
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: Nope?
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: No, Oprah and going it only lasts a few seconds.
- 1:19:20Speaker 3: Though, what do you mean it only lasts a few seconds,
- 1:19:22Speaker 3: just going up and coming right back down, walking on
- 1:19:26Speaker 3: the moon or nothing.
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: I don't be looking at stuff, nothing to do that.
- 1:19:33Speaker 8: Well anyway, no specific date has been given on the
- 1:19:36Speaker 8: flight departure yet. Blue Origin Space Technology Company was founded
- 1:19:41Speaker 8: by Jeff Bezos and congratulations again to the all new
- 1:19:44Speaker 8: female crew in like in women's history, month.
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: Hasn't Jeff Bezos been up there?
- 1:19:50Speaker 12: Yeah?
- 1:19:50Speaker 8: I think he went on the first one, didn't he? Yeah,
- 1:19:54Speaker 8: coming up another round.
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: The Michael's Yeah, I'm.
- 1:20:03Speaker 8: Now Gail, coming up another round of would you rather?
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- 1:20:42Speaker 8: Four, it is time for a round of would you rather?
- 1:20:45Speaker 8: Would you rather have only seven fingers or only seven toes?
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: Which one? Seven toes? Seven toes? Yeah? Seven tones.
- 1:20:54Speaker 3: Now, I don't know what side shoe you play it on.
- 1:20:59Speaker 3: You're gonna have to get a whole lot more. You're
- 1:21:01Speaker 3: gonna have to get them triple the uy shoes.
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: Now for all seven to toe your shoe fit to
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: look like you got on fens. I can't have us
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: thirteen I.
- 1:21:11Speaker 9: Was born with.
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: I gonna get these seven fingers and go get in
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: the NFL and be a wide receiver.
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: Catch everything.
- 1:21:24Speaker 8: Would you rather, with all the division in the country
- 1:21:27Speaker 8: right now? Would you rather win the Nobel Peace Prize?
- 1:21:30Speaker 8: Or would you rather win a million dollars?
- 1:21:33Speaker 15: We know?
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: Yeah, see no bail.
- 1:21:39Speaker 8: To the man who's got a million dollars already.
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: I can buy one, then might get that me? What
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: do you want? See? I mean if I could a
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: Nobel Peace Fries for work with these kids, I take that.
- 1:21:52Speaker 8: See see how differently you think when you're already a
- 1:21:55Speaker 8: million dollars say.
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: A prize and said a prize? He couldn't see Nobel
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: p fries? What did it?
- 1:22:06Speaker 8: Would you rather pretend to like a meal your spouse
- 1:22:10Speaker 8: cooked or tell her it wasn't your favorite? I take
- 1:22:13Speaker 8: offense to this.
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: Infended.
- 1:22:21Speaker 8: Would you rather pretend to like a meal your spouse
- 1:22:23Speaker 8: cooked or tell her it wasn't your favorite?
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: We do eight?
- 1:22:27Speaker 9: Now?
- 1:22:28Speaker 13: Oh?
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: Rather you not ask me this stuff?
- 1:22:31Speaker 9: But you do?
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: Well?
- 1:22:35Speaker 15: Sure?
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna eat it if I would like it.
- 1:22:37Speaker 8: So okay, all right, No I'm not to.
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: Do that, junior.
- 1:22:42Speaker 10: Oh no, I better like well she cook got a.
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: Yes, I have no wife, so you pretend.
- 1:22:47Speaker 10: Okay, what is the absolute best? I can't believe this
- 1:22:51Speaker 10: keys you just made. Oh my gosh, mabe.
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: I say that line again. Oh my gosh, babe, Oh
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: my gosh.
- 1:22:58Speaker 10: Maybe this keche but keats though.
- 1:23:03Speaker 8: Would you rather never have an argument with your spouse
- 1:23:07Speaker 8: or win every argument with her?
- 1:23:10Speaker 9: Oh?
- 1:23:10Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not. You're not gonna win, so you can stop. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:23:14Speaker 3: that's unbelievable, junior.
- 1:23:18Speaker 11: I'm just gonna go with a because I've tried be
- 1:23:20Speaker 11: I thought I've won. I thought I've won a lot
- 1:23:22Speaker 11: of them. In some kind of way, I end up losing.
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: I don't know how she that's your score.
- 1:23:31Speaker 8: Would you rather have a family member who always plays
- 1:23:34Speaker 8: a prank or who is serious all the time. Let's
- 1:23:37Speaker 8: start with the nephew.
- 1:23:39Speaker 12: Yeah, come on, I don't learn about it with all
- 1:23:41Speaker 12: them pranks. I ain't with all that now, you know,
- 1:23:47Speaker 12: king of pranks? You want to be sick playing with me?
- 1:23:52Speaker 8: You condition, but you can't take it another word? But
- 1:23:56Speaker 8: all right, coming up in forty nine minutes after it's
- 1:23:58Speaker 8: our last break of the day and we'll close out
- 1:24:00Speaker 8: the show with the one and only Steve Harvey. Right
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- 1:24:38Speaker 1: Steve.
- 1:24:38Speaker 8: We have another question for you. Someone needs some advice.
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: This one is from D.
- 1:24:44Speaker 8: This comes off Facebook. D says, I'm a manager at
- 1:24:46Speaker 8: a local bar restaurant where most of the employees are
- 1:24:49Speaker 8: young and attractive women, and my girlfriend has become quite
- 1:24:54Speaker 8: obsessed with them lately. I'm in my forties and I'm
- 1:24:57Speaker 8: very happy with my job and where i.
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: Am in life.
- 1:25:00Speaker 8: And that includes my girlfriend go ahead as of late. However,
- 1:25:06Speaker 8: when she comes in to see me at work, she
- 1:25:08Speaker 8: starts tripping. Never once have I had a relationship with
- 1:25:12Speaker 8: any of my coworkers that's been anything close to flirtations
- 1:25:15Speaker 8: anything like that. But I'm cool with most of them,
- 1:25:18Speaker 8: and my girlfriend wants me to stop. It's not like
- 1:25:21Speaker 8: we go to the movies or we go to parties together.
- 1:25:24Speaker 8: I literally just see them at work. What's the problem.
- 1:25:28Speaker 8: I try to reassure my girlfriend that everything is strictly professional,
- 1:25:32Speaker 8: but this is starting to get tense at my home
- 1:25:35Speaker 8: and at my job.
- 1:25:36Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, they fine, They're fine there, They fine. They
- 1:25:40Speaker 3: walking around into the outfice, so they fine.
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: I've he he he ain't gonna make it well in
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: a relationship is not well.
- 1:25:54Speaker 3: They didn't say what he was managing and he'll manage
- 1:25:57Speaker 3: it down at Magic City. This this for of your relate,
- 1:26:03Speaker 3: this relationship over. You can't stay down there. Yeah yeah,
- 1:26:07Speaker 3: if you're working, manage you to manage your magic. See
- 1:26:09Speaker 3: because they got food down there too, So.
- 1:26:13Speaker 4: You're saying, if you're a manager at a strip club,
- 1:26:16Speaker 4: you can't have a relationship.
- 1:26:19Speaker 8: That's exactly what he's saying, Carl, listen to me.
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: I don't know no man.
- 1:26:24Speaker 3: I don't know no man that could sit here and
- 1:26:26Speaker 3: watch fine naked women all day, all night and don't
- 1:26:31Speaker 3: want one of them.
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: I don't know who that is.
- 1:26:33Speaker 8: He manages a local bar and restaurant.
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: They sell drinks and food at these players.
- 1:26:39Speaker 3: I'm just saying that if you're at a strip club,
- 1:26:42Speaker 3: it's hard.
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: How you going to do it?
- 1:26:45Speaker 3: Listen, man, life is full of temptaates. You just can't
- 1:26:47Speaker 3: keep putting it in your face every day. You're not
- 1:26:49Speaker 3: that damn strong. Yeah, I don't care who you are. Brother, brother,
- 1:26:55Speaker 3: every day, all day, for hours and hours and hours,
- 1:26:58Speaker 3: naked women come on, make it up out it. I
- 1:27:01Speaker 3: got to remove myself from this situation.
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
- 1:27:04Speaker 8: So you got to quit your job so you can
- 1:27:06Speaker 8: keep your relationship with your.
- 1:27:08Speaker 3: Nose my relationship, so there's no married men people, there's
- 1:27:14Speaker 3: no Wait what you missed what he said?
- 1:27:17Speaker 4: Wait what.
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: I said?
- 1:27:20Speaker 3: I'm gonna lose my relationship and the way hells the
- 1:27:25Speaker 3: leading stript club, and.
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: This food is good and we're making money the job
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: they give me the tips, really, Steve, really?
- 1:27:40Speaker 9: Yeah? No?
- 1:27:41Speaker 1: I mean you know back in the day I would have.
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: I'm just I'm not.
- 1:27:46Speaker 3: But I'm just telling you that now, this job that
- 1:27:49Speaker 3: he has, whether it's Hohoter, Hooters on chili Is or
- 1:27:53Speaker 3: Fridays or whatever it is, this he know these little
- 1:27:57Speaker 3: girls is fine.
- 1:27:59Speaker 8: And that young women too, right, But he says he's
- 1:28:04Speaker 8: never done anything even flirt with them.
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: I got that and know and and that' and that's
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: and that's probably true.
- 1:28:12Speaker 8: They don't hang out together, and I'm not.
- 1:28:15Speaker 1: Doubting that he don't flirt with him. He just all
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: about his business.
- 1:28:19Speaker 4: But your girl tripping, Yeah, yeah, yeah, So you three
- 1:28:23Speaker 4: men are married on this show, and you're trying to
- 1:28:26Speaker 4: say that you all could not be managers at a
- 1:28:28Speaker 4: strip club.
- 1:28:29Speaker 14: And you heard what.
- 1:28:32Speaker 11: You've heard what he y'all like me now because before
- 1:28:36Speaker 11: I got married I wasn't always the best man I
- 1:28:39Speaker 11: am Now today you know well that if I was
- 1:28:42Speaker 11: a man, if I if I was a manager of
- 1:28:44Speaker 11: the strip love I'm bringing the women out as I'm DJAM.
- 1:28:47Speaker 11: The finest is coming out first. Sometimes LINEA. They like songs,
- 1:28:51Speaker 11: I'm mixing the man. Yeah, you got I got a
- 1:28:55Speaker 11: rotation every night.
- 1:28:57Speaker 8: You came back with a vengeance.
- 1:28:58Speaker 3: Now, before I got in comedy. That was a strip
- 1:29:01Speaker 3: club in Cleveland in the project called Crosses Crosses. There
- 1:29:06Speaker 3: we go and the women that dance that was called
- 1:29:10Speaker 3: Crosses Devils, and they.
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: Were the worst, worst group of strippers.
- 1:29:19Speaker 3: You know, they didn't have a blue light form and
- 1:29:21Speaker 3: nothing so you could see cut stretch, mars, bully wounded.
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: They didn't have the blue light to cover the mark.
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: And now I could have worked there and been perfectly fine,
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: been cool with your relationship.
- 1:29:35Speaker 3: But I've actually performed at the Cheetah down in Atlanta
- 1:29:40Speaker 3: years ago. Uh huh, yeah, performed a cheating because they
- 1:29:43Speaker 3: used to have comedians and.
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: You had to do two weeks two weeks, yeah, oh
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: yeah with everybody.
- 1:29:56Speaker 11: Everybody fell in love with everybody, at least lead as
- 1:30:06Speaker 11: I was.
- 1:30:06Speaker 3: I was thirty about thirty two thirty three. That's one
- 1:30:12Speaker 3: of the greatest kids I ever had in my life.
- 1:30:14Speaker 3: It was the worst gig though, because you're not that funny,
- 1:30:21Speaker 3: you boy. When they pull them girls off that stage
- 1:30:23Speaker 3: and saying now, because you know how, please talk.
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