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Kevin Hart, Usher, Stay-cation Tips, Texas Mandates and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all all looking back to back down, giving
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  Speaker 1: to turn turn the water the water. Come, come on
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  Speaker 1: your thing, I show will people? Aren't everybody you are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice? Come on now, dig me or
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  Speaker 1: one It only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Thank
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  Speaker 1: God for it all the time. Too. Well, here we
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  Speaker 1: go today. I want to share something with you that
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  Speaker 1: I'll help you because it's helped me. You know. I
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  Speaker 1: was telling the story once that this magazine called Rob Reporting,
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  Speaker 1: that that was the statue I used to see for years.
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  Speaker 1: I started buying Rob Reporting magazines years ago. So I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to see what a fluent people did, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to see what people with means did, what
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  Speaker 1: type of investments they did, what they bought, you know,
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  Speaker 1: what they traveled to. Rob Reports just like, oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: like a big boy toy magazine. You can see what
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  Speaker 1: cars is out here. I didn't have money for none
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  Speaker 1: of it. Just I was dreaming, though, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to see. And there's a statue inside this
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  Speaker 1: magazine of this man who was coming out of this
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  Speaker 1: bronze rock. And he was completely bronze, and he was muscular,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, he didn't look nothing like me, but
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  Speaker 1: he was a man coming up out of a rock.
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  Speaker 1: And he had a huge hammer and a chisel in
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  Speaker 1: his hand. And as his body from the waist up
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  Speaker 1: was coming out of this huge piece of stone, you
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  Speaker 1: could see where it was him who had been chiseling
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  Speaker 1: and forming himself. So the name of the statue was
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  Speaker 1: self made man. And for years man, I said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a big house one day, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna put that statue in the backyard in the corner.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna be my little spot where I go chill,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm a self made man. Well, after years of
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  Speaker 1: working at becoming somebody and having reached a degree of success,
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  Speaker 1: I would have nothing to do with that statue. There's
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  Speaker 1: nothing about that statue that appeals to me anymore. Because
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  Speaker 1: on my journey and in my quest to become what
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  Speaker 1: I thought would be this self made man, why I
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  Speaker 1: could put this statue and had a statue in the
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  Speaker 1: corner be kind of cold, symbolizing it. I had made it.
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  Speaker 1: I realized on my journey there's no such thing as
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  Speaker 1: a self made man. That we all need help, and
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  Speaker 1: that God places people in our paths along the way
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  Speaker 1: that benefit us oftentimes. And it's the most unlikely person oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: And it's the most unlikely way that He presents these
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  Speaker 1: people in front of you. It's crazy how he does it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: And so this is a statue now that I look
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  Speaker 1: at and I go, I see what the creator was saying.
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  Speaker 1: And that's cool, but not not for me, because I
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  Speaker 1: I needed help and I've learned a lot of things
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  Speaker 1: like this along the way. And the part I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to share with you all about this is you've got
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  Speaker 1: to develop You've got to develop a sense of purpose.
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  Speaker 1: You have to develop a sense of purpose. That's different. See,
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  Speaker 1: your purpose is created for you by God because when
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  Speaker 1: He created you as an individual from whatever two parents
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  Speaker 1: you may have, that's not important here. When he created you,
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  Speaker 1: he had something in mind for you, and it was
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  Speaker 1: a purpose. God has not created a single soul to
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  Speaker 1: become a criminal. God has never created a single soul
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  Speaker 1: to be a drug dealer. This came about through some
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  Speaker 1: decisions we made as sinners, and we stayed in that place.
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  Speaker 1: But see what he created us. He has a wonderful
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  Speaker 1: idea for us. But God gives us human beings this
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  Speaker 1: thing called choice, and we have the power to decide.
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  Speaker 1: So you can decide if you're going to adhere to
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  Speaker 1: the purpose that God created you and made you for,
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  Speaker 1: or you can go ahead and make some choices on
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  Speaker 1: your own. So like, if God wanted to give your
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  Speaker 1: life and give it to come to you and give
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  Speaker 1: you life more abundantly, and that's his promise if you
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  Speaker 1: come to him, if you choose him, then cool. But
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  Speaker 1: if you say, well this ain't moving along fast enough,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my own life of abundance, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: start slinging. Well, guess what now, Tad. You've made a decision.
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  Speaker 1: And see God's decisions and choices. The one thing I
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  Speaker 1: learned about him, God's decisions, choices, his voice, it has
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  Speaker 1: no sin in it. And it amazing how many people
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  Speaker 1: it came up to you and say, the Lord wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to do this to you, and I'm doing it.
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  Speaker 1: That God is punishing you and I'm doing this to
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  Speaker 1: you because God gonna see that you get your day.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this person? Who is this person that God
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden gave this authority and power to God?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get at the nobody, man, nobody, this person
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  Speaker 1: don't had a right to hold you to your past,
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  Speaker 1: the right to make you pay. So who makes them
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  Speaker 1: pay when they make mistakes? Because they all make them.
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  Speaker 1: So when I say you have to have a sense
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  Speaker 1: of you have to develop a strong sense of purpose.
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  Speaker 1: That means you have to strongly get in touch with
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  Speaker 1: your creator to find out what the purpose you were
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  Speaker 1: created for. See, it's two things that I had to
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  Speaker 1: learn along the way. My career was what I was
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  Speaker 1: paid for. My calling is what I was made for. See,
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  Speaker 1: it's two different things, folks. It took me a long
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  Speaker 1: time to learn it. Some people think that they calling
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  Speaker 1: is to be a performer. Well, that's what you paid for,
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  Speaker 1: and a big part of your life is your performance
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  Speaker 1: is tied directly to your gift. But what you made for, though,
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  Speaker 1: what you made for is to bring about some significant
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  Speaker 1: change in another human being's lives because we are all
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  Speaker 1: linked together in this chain. That's what you are here for.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody has a purpose to do something wonderful, meaningful, or
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  Speaker 1: impactful for another person. You think the guy that invented
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  Speaker 1: the airplane was merely inventing the airplane so he could fly. No,
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  Speaker 1: his purpose was to become an inventor, to come up
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  Speaker 1: with this invention so he could fly and we all fly. See.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes God will make you successful so you can become
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  Speaker 1: successful so you can turn around and teach other people
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  Speaker 1: how to become successful. God save people, so you can
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  Speaker 1: turn around it tell other people how wonderful it is
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  Speaker 1: to be saved. You see how this thing work. That's
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  Speaker 1: what we have to do as people. And it's nothing
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  Speaker 1: that we have to go and discover. We have to
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  Speaker 1: go and develop it. But if you haven't discovered your purpose,
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  Speaker 1: it's simply because here is it. If you haven't discovered
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  Speaker 1: your purpose is simply because you have not contacted the
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  Speaker 1: creator and maker of your soul to ask and find
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  Speaker 1: out why you were created. It's as simple as that.
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  Speaker 1: If you buy a toyota, there's an owner's manual on
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  Speaker 1: the inside that will tell you everything you know how
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  Speaker 1: to best operate your toyota, how to make it work,
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  Speaker 1: how what to do They got a troubleshooting section. Your
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  Speaker 1: faith is the same thing as an owner's manual in
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  Speaker 1: your car. Open up that book, man, find out how
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  Speaker 1: to jumpstart your life, how to troubleshoot it and get
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  Speaker 1: on with your life, and find out your purpose and
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  Speaker 1: develop a strong sense of purpose. All right, okay, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, everybody, get up, Get up,
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  Speaker 1: get up. It is time for the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna hold it down and give it to you
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  Speaker 1: like you've been getting it every day this week. It's
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  Speaker 1: that rad Is that wrong? Shirley strawbready, welcome back, Welcome
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  Speaker 1: back you shooting miss, shooting miss. This is the first
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  Speaker 1: day of the work week. People, Yeah, oh my god, hey,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Out shouts out to all the
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  Speaker 1: people who work outside. Ain't that right? Calling for rell? Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: it's hot, our faire shout out, very hot people working
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  Speaker 1: outside for sure. Stay hydrated, that's it, stay hydrated to
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  Speaker 1: not the King, the King of pranks. Y'all give it
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  Speaker 1: up for the nephew of Timmy. What's up, Timmy? The
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  Speaker 1: nephew of tilling the top top everybody, good morning, Good morning, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: call it. They having it brown. It's Monday, baby, let's
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  Speaker 1: get it. I'm telling it. Like it, Tommy. Nothing messes
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  Speaker 1: up a weekend like that. Damn Monday. Nothing nothing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're rolling, you're rolling, and then hit him Monday. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. But you know that's why Tommy doesn't like Fridays. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't like Fridays. Way, don't like Friday's time. It's
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  Speaker 1: too close to see what I'm saying. Ain't nothing like
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  Speaker 1: a cool Thursday, Thursday the ball and then Monday you go, Damn,
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  Speaker 1: it's Monday again. It was just Monday, last Monday, Monday,
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  Speaker 1: last Monday, like thank God, we's all up and we's working,
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  Speaker 1: thank God. And then we didn't go to church yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: That countsl's church, that little bit right there, because the
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  Speaker 1: Bible says we're three or more are gathered, and what huh?
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  Speaker 1: That service? We just had service? A man pass three
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  Speaker 1: or more gathered. That's what the battle said. Throw that
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  Speaker 1: on a Christian and see what they say. I think
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  Speaker 1: he just did. Not to mention, we have millions of listeners,
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  Speaker 1: so we can have some church. Yeah, we have church here, yes, yea.
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  Speaker 1: And thank you for those millions of listeners too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I missed church. I missed going to physical church because
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  Speaker 1: Zoom Church just wasn't the same. It's just you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you watched it, but it's not the same.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be glad we can't get back in the church.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Ain't doing opening up? You
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  Speaker 1: ain't back. Yeah, they're back, they're back, my sister said.
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  Speaker 1: My sister said, they're taking temperatures at the door in
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  Speaker 1: her church and see the people. You know, they only
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  Speaker 1: got seven members. So I'm just joking. It's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: It's a says, it's a joke. They got more than
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  Speaker 1: they got twelve. Dam just isn't the angry usher the temperature.
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  Speaker 1: I'm always angry up here? Down? Move down, I want
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  Speaker 1: to sit right, Move down. They will take that hand
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  Speaker 1: seat from you, and you can't sit next to your friends. Down,
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  Speaker 1: Please just slide down, all right? All right? So now
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  Speaker 1: you know we've said we've set the tone for the
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  Speaker 1: show this morning. We'll be here all morning, uh and
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  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, ask
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  Speaker 1: Bitterer man right after this you're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, it is time for ask bitter man. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: Uh and you know what that means. And I'll just
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  Speaker 1: let ye get good as first day Steve's not here.
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  Speaker 1: I am definitely not trying to help you at all.
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  Speaker 1: If you get something out of this, it's because you
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  Speaker 1: got something. I didn't try to give you anything owning.
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  Speaker 1: If you get something, it's part of your own doing.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, better man. This one is
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  Speaker 1: from Sharise in Colorado. All right, Sharie writes, I'm twenty
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  Speaker 1: nine and I gave my husband a black eye, so
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  Speaker 1: we're not speaking. I broiled three steaks Sunday, one for
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  Speaker 1: each of us for dinner, and the third one was
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  Speaker 1: for my lunch. During the week, I made a huge
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  Speaker 1: salad and I wanted to have steak tips on my salad.
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  Speaker 1: My husband ate the third steak, and on Monday morning
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  Speaker 1: I got up ready to make my lunch, he laughed
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  Speaker 1: about it. So I threw a boiled egg and it
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  Speaker 1: hit him in the eye. I didn't mean to hurt him,
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  Speaker 1: but he thinks I owe him an apology, which one
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  Speaker 1: of us is wrong in this situation. Well, you are
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  Speaker 1: definitely wrong for not labeling not not not the egg
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  Speaker 1: and now I not labeling them steaks. That's what you
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  Speaker 1: should have done. If you don't. If you don't label something,
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  Speaker 1: it's free for all. In the refrigerator, there's no name
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  Speaker 1: on it. There's no name on it. It doesn't say
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  Speaker 1: my steak for later. So he had every right to
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  Speaker 1: eat that damn steak. Now he's selfish that he didn't
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  Speaker 1: eat half of it, and lead you have. But the
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  Speaker 1: man was hungry, so he eat the bold, damn steak.
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  Speaker 1: And you know place refrigerator, okay, surely in the household.
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  Speaker 1: If it's not labeled, it's in it bad. How is
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  Speaker 1: the man's eye? She didn't mean to hit him, but
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  Speaker 1: you know some some people have a rule in refrigerator
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  Speaker 1: if you didn't put it in there, and then it
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  Speaker 1: ain't yours. But you know, she didn't say it was hers.
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  Speaker 1: So he made She said I made three steaks, that's
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  Speaker 1: what she said. And she told him, baby, I made
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  Speaker 1: three steaks. She sat down way eight two, which meant
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  Speaker 1: to him, damn it. There's another one in the fridge,
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  Speaker 1: and he ate it. That's a simple I'm with you
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  Speaker 1: when you're right jay. I think they owe each other
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  Speaker 1: and I think they each other apology. Right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. Which would you rather be? Full of
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  Speaker 1: steak or egg? In the ad? Which one would you
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  Speaker 1: rather have? All? Right? Here we go. We're moving on
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  Speaker 1: joy and Gulfport, Mississippi, says My husband and I have
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  Speaker 1: been living in the same neighborhood for over twenty years,
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  Speaker 1: and it's changed a lot. We have new neighbors that
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  Speaker 1: have three teenage children and they sit on the front
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  Speaker 1: porch listening to loud music, smoking weed and cursing. Late
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  Speaker 1: at night, I talked to the lady of the house
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  Speaker 1: and told her we can see here and smell what
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  Speaker 1: her children are up to. She called me a black
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  Speaker 1: aaron and told me to mind my business. Should I
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  Speaker 1: report it to the homeowners association? Come on, man, you
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  Speaker 1: should report that to the homeowners association. But first of all,
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  Speaker 1: you should sample what they got before you, before you before,
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  Speaker 1: before you go over there complaining that might be some
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  Speaker 1: good stuff that you could be turned down too. And
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  Speaker 1: then y'all be really good neighbors. You buying bag, and
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  Speaker 1: then she buy a bag, and then you buy a bag,
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  Speaker 1: and then she buy a bag. So before you report
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  Speaker 1: it to the homeowners association. Lisen, let me see what
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  Speaker 1: you're smoking over the Let me see. You know it's
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  Speaker 1: coming my way, so roll me one of those and
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  Speaker 1: let me see. Let me be the judge of what
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  Speaker 1: you got oday. That's you are not trying to help
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  Speaker 1: man at least smoking in the backyard, not the yeah man.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, moving on TB and Orlando says, I,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a forty four year old divorced man and I
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  Speaker 1: do not want to get remarried, and I'm very old.
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  Speaker 1: This is Taylor made for you, Jay. I do not
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  Speaker 1: want to get married, and I'm very honest with the
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  Speaker 1: women I date. I had a date over at my
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  Speaker 1: house recently and she kept saying she can tell that
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  Speaker 1: I need a woman's touch around my house, and she's
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  Speaker 1: going to make me change my mind about marriage. The
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  Speaker 1: sex was mediocre, so I won't date her again. I
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  Speaker 1: know I would cheat if I got remarried. When I'm older,
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  Speaker 1: will I regret my choice to stay single? Bitter man?
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  Speaker 1: Oh lord, First of all, First of all, player, you
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  Speaker 1: have no business writing us about mediocre sex at all.
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  Speaker 1: This You keep this to your damn self. If the sex,
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  Speaker 1: if the sex was just in then you know, move on?
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  Speaker 1: Do you find what you're really looking for? But you
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  Speaker 1: already said in your letter that the sex was what
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  Speaker 1: that sounds? Tell me had a sound? Yeah, it will go.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the other thing about mediocre sex. It will
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  Speaker 1: always ask you, so what you think? Huh? How was that? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you've been waiting on? Well? That back
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  Speaker 1: the question Jay does mediocre? No, it's mediocre. No, it
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  Speaker 1: don't know, it has no No, I don't know. It
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Boy, So Jay TV says, when I'm older,
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  Speaker 1: will I regret my choice to say mistake? No? You
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  Speaker 1: never regret sorry sex. You don't even think about something. No,
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  Speaker 1: you that moves on. You put that way in and
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  Speaker 1: back back, back, back back of your mind and you
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  Speaker 1: don't think about it, and you can be fine with
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  Speaker 1: sorry sex. Ask me how I know? Ask me go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and ask how do you? Man? I know? I
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  Speaker 1: just know you ever look at someone that I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was gonna be way better than that, But it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't to yourself, to yourself, yourself. Let's lose that. Here's
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  Speaker 1: the one here's the one time me. Oh, I got
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  Speaker 1: to do that thing. I totally forgot about that. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: it's been real the sound of mediocre boy boy. All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, guys. Coming up next, we'll have church complaints
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  Speaker 1: and announcements from Reverend Adnoid and Deacon death Jam. Right,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening. Coming up at the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Missiana standing by with today's national news and an entertainment
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  Speaker 1: news Kevin Hurt crashed Usher's residency show in Las Vegas,
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  Speaker 1: so God yes. Plus in entertainment news, Beyonce runs the
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  Speaker 1: Video World. We'll talk about all of these stories at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. But right now it is Monday,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what that means. It's time for church
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  Speaker 1: complaints and announcements. Will have some announcement with Reverend Adnoid
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  Speaker 1: and Deacon Deaf jam years this first of all, this
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  Speaker 1: is the j p j J. That's the jack Pot
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  Speaker 1: Joint of Jerusalem Ching ching, very nice, hallelujah. So I
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  Speaker 1: will have your complaints and as well Adnoid will have
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  Speaker 1: your announcements that we will let you know what's going
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  Speaker 1: on with us in the community one more time. Because
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  Speaker 1: some people being really yeah, you'll do announcements. I am
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  Speaker 1: doing church complaints late. There's a difference twinks to two.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just say we know the difference between announcements
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  Speaker 1: and complaints? Okay, how confused testing around and be a
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  Speaker 1: complaint themselves to have to watch out on church probation
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  Speaker 1: because we could be done. You could be excommunicated from
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  Speaker 1: this church. You definitely can't. All right, here's a situation
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  Speaker 1: to choir. They trying to save money. So if they
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  Speaker 1: want to wash, they acquire roads in the baptismal pool.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna good. Let them wash them in there,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: hang them out like that. I like that's a good
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: way to save money. You just subjective bleach in there,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: get a stick, nix it all up, and you know what,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: if we're just using it for baptism, why there's other
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  Speaker 1: uses we could use that like that? I like that
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  Speaker 1: a lot. Blue go ahead that there we go the
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  Speaker 1: church enough. The gospel group Old l LW better known
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  Speaker 1: as Old Ladies with Whiskers, will be having their listening
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  Speaker 1: new single. The single they just dropped off the Elms
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  Speaker 1: called Jesus won't be on the main line if you
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  Speaker 1: don't pay the bill. It's a great song, so you
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  Speaker 1: will not be on the main land. You don't pay
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  Speaker 1: the bill. Jesus won't be on the I say a
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  Speaker 1: Go right ahead and right ahead, alright, alright, alright, moving
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  Speaker 1: along back to the baptismal eye pool. If you have
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  Speaker 1: not had your COVID shot, Pastor suggest that you come
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  Speaker 1: to church and baptize yourself. All right. Pastor wants you
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: to jump in the pool three times, all right, three times,
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  Speaker 1: and on that third time when you come up, you
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  Speaker 1: are you are saved and washed it in the Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: in the name of Jesus and the name of Jesus
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  Speaker 1: three times, three times, right, Yeah. I like that a lot.
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  Speaker 1: And we're growing by weight because the heavier it will
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  Speaker 1: drain the pool, so we're gonna start light and didn't
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  Speaker 1: build up. I like that a lot. I like that right.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: If you're keeping up with the Church Olympics. Over the weekend,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: first Baptist Church beat the last Baptist church in the
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Walker Relay. In the Walker Relay, church member Dexter came
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  Speaker 1: in with a fast time of the one block relay
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  Speaker 1: without hour and forty minutes. It's forty minutes. Go right ahead,
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  Speaker 1: sh all right. Because of COVID, there are no more
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: communion wine. All right. From now on it is b
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: y O c bring your own communion, not sharing a bottle.
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• 25:28
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  Speaker 1: find a round. So we do have security and the
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  Speaker 1: space turner in its back on. All right. It's great.
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  Speaker 1: I like that because you know, last time we had
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: that tournament, there was some fights that broke off, broke out,
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  Speaker 1: and we had to rate separate people and somebody pulled
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  Speaker 1: the ice pick. It got ugly. It got really ugg Oh,
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  Speaker 1: me hear this okay, all right here we go very
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: serious over the weekend. In fact, it was announced at
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: twelve twenty the announcement came over that Carl Kenny passed.
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  Speaker 1: Carl he passed. No hold up, hold up, he didn't
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  Speaker 1: die or nothing like that. This was his third attempt
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  Speaker 1: of the third grade, and he passed so happy he
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  Speaker 1: up next right after this. You're listening to show, all right.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: So Tommy, you told us the last week that you
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: recently got a chance to check out us sure doing
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: his Las Vegas residency. You loved it, right, Tommy, I
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: loved it. I don't know if he loved it more
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: than Kevin Hart, because Kevin Hart came out of the
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: audience and jumped on stage with us. That's Tommy loved it.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Loved it from your seat. Yes, right Saturday night, Kevin
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: just crashed the stage started singing. Kevin posted a video
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: of himself on stage, saying the music just got a
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: hold of him and he felt like it was a
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: moment to showcase his voice and it was epic. These
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: are Kevin's words, Kevin. Kevin said he has been turning
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: down record deals all morning. It's really funny. But you
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: know what, I believe him. I actually believe him. Man.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Then we get givin some money. He really would, Man,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: it's givin hard Man. He had some mad moves though,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah he did. He did pop a little bit. I
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: gotta see it. Hear him sing though, Oh yeah, was
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: singing bad? Was it bad? Y? Yeah? He was like talking.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: He was more talking. It was funny though singing. Tell
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: you it's an amazing show though, y'all gotta see. You
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: got to see Mane the skates us. She brought the
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Atlanta to Vegas. Man. When I say Magic City, for
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: about fifteen minutes, I was like, whoa, wow, wow, wow wait.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I think I got the sound of oh good, okay,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: show rate at our heart, show love Kevin. I love
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: this Kevin Hart. Cool cool, cool cool. So Tommy, you
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: had a good time. You enjoyed it. I enjoyed it.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: It's like I went to this. I felt like, for
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: a second, I got the strip club with my wife.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, wow, it's that bad. She enjoyed it. Yeah,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Mama can't do that, baby, I can't yet. On the
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: show man, I felt like I felt like I left
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: a Broadway show, but just you know, because it was
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: it was a man that Vegas is changing. It's you know,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: it's it's looked for a while. You know, you got
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: people on Black Entertainers that are the Griffin and Eddie
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Griffin's out there, George Wallace is out there. So you
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: know that's great. That's good for Vegas. That's good for Vegas, man,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: it really is. You know, a new edition is going
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: to have a residency. Yes, there we go, and I'll
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: be every show, every Hello, every sho, Birdie, Johnny and
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Bobby all six members that everybody. Wow. All right. So
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: in other entertainment news, we gotta get to this. Rolling
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Stone magazine just bout down to Beyonce by giving her
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: credit for the best music video of all time. All Right,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: they just dropped it's a list of one hundred greatest clips.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about Rolling Stone Magazine and to no one's surprised,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Formation topped that list. Uh. They shows up a couple
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: more times. Yeah, congratulations, including a number twelve finish with
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: single Ladies and jac had ninety nine problems his video
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: as well, So congratulation to both of them. All right, Jay,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: it is time for today's headlines or everybody, it's time
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: for the news. Within its an trip. Okay, thanks Jay,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: this is a trip with the news, and good morning everyone.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Despite the new kind of coronavirus out there, the nation's
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: top infectious disease expert says he doesn't foresee a whole
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: bunch of twenty twenty type lockdowns right now. Doctor Anthony
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Fauci tells ABC's This Week that while the number of
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: vaccinated people in the US is keeping the number of
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: new COVID infections down a bit, uninoculated Americans are still
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: a problem. We have one hundred million people in this
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: country who are eligible to be vaccinated who are not
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: getting vaccinated. Nevertheless, authorities say that the number of people
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: getting the shot has been increasing a bit as new
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: cases and hospitalizations rise, and I guess a lot of
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: residents beginning to feel a little antie about that. American
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: tourists are going to be allowed by the way to
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: visit Britain's starting today if if they can prove that
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: they've been vaccinated or if they have a negative test result.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: And British health officials say that an overwhelming proportion of
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: English residents believe or not still wear a mask outside
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: the home, you know, unlike Americans, who a lot of
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: people are fighting against this, they didn't want to do anymore.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: English residents say they still wear the masks and they
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: got no problem with it. A federal government has run
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: out of the legal authority to borrow money. That's right.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: A US debt ceiling which was suspended because of the
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: pandemic has expired, so either the Congress will has to
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: renew it or Secretary Statraged doctor Janet Yelling says that
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: if it's not raised by tomorrow, her department is going
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: to resort to tools like suspending investment in federal employee
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: retirement funds and stuff like that in order to hold
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: back on the spending. The national eviction ban is expired,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: but some local cities and towns are enforcing bands on
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: their own. Meanwhile, many congress persons are asking the President
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: to please extended himself do that and then if he
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: has to get sued, fine, But he says he can't
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: because the Supreme Court says that he cannot do it
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: again unless the Congress okays it. Civil rights attorney Ben
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Crump is suing Johnson and Johnson over its talcum powder,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: which reportedly causes ovarian cancer, in which Attorney Crump contends
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: has been mostly targeted at black women. The company insists
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: their ads are multicultural good news. At the Olympics, the
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: fabulous Simone Bias that she's over the twisties, so she
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: will compete tomorrow on the balance being by the way,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: you know, Simone Bias has competed with broken toes for
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: all people out there who thinks she was, you know,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: being a whiner. And finally the Reverend Al Sharpton to
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: utilize hip hop. You you excuse me? You you know
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I can't say it out this morning,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: but he's going to be there for hip hop. Big
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Marquis at his funeral later today in New York, attending
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: a who's who of hip hop royalty like Llo cluj
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Fat Joe, Big Daddy. Kane bismarckis born Marcel Theo Halldyed
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: July sixteenth, bi best known for his nineteen eighty nine
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  Speaker 1: hit Just a Friend. Most recently, he was a regular
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: on some kid TV shows. Now back to Steve Harvey
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening, all right, guys, tell me, why
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: don't you do the honors? Because you guys are on
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: the same team and you know his mind as well
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: as anyone on the show. Steve. It's like a museum.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: You ladies and gentlemen. Get ready. He is here, the
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: one and only Jay Anthony Brown. Always we go deep
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: into the minds of Jay Anthony Brown. Here to day.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Let me hear let me that's about music. Take it
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: down day, so we need right there. This is all
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: about making friends for your vacation time. It's time to vacate,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: get out and enjoy yourself. Now. I know a lot
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: of people that don't have a whole lot of money.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: They can't go to a lot of places. So what
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: you have to do is have what they call staycations.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: That's right, picnic in your own backyard. Now, listen to me. Now,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: if you don't like your backyard and your neighbor's back
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: yard is better, take the picnic over to their damn yard,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Take it over there and
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: spread out. And when they come to the door to
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: yell at you say, stop being so damn selfish. Share
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: your neighborhood. That's what this is all about. Say you
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: want to see a farm. We all know some family
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: members that live on a farm. Go to the farm,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: milk the cow, gather some eggs. Don't steal them because
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: they're not yours. They're not your eggs, not your milk.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Set it on the porch before you leave, and say
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: when they come, what are you doing. Stop being so
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: damn selfish. You need to share. Yeah, it's time. It's
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: very hot out there, not during the summertime. And everybody
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: don't have a pool. I looked us up. Most people
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: who own a pool use their pool less than ten
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: times a year, which means the damn pool is empty.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Go over there, jump in the damn pool and enjoy
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: your damn If I cut somebody in my pool, okay,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: don't go to time. As you see, he's angry already.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: See he's not in the giving, not in the giving spend,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: So don't go to his house. And when they come
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: to the door and say, excuse us, it's just thirty people.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, stop being so damn selfish. We're trying to
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: have a party here. And take your ass back in
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: the house. We'll clean up when we leave. And enjoy yourself.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Most people have a pool. You know who sees the
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: pool more than the people who on a damn pool,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: the pool man. That's who see the damn blue So
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: go find yourself somebody who has what it is you
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: want and enjoy yourself for the holidays. That's it. I'm done,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I'm finished. Enjoy yourself. Be careful, be careful, really jump
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: in Tommy's pool. Coming up at thirty four minutes after
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have more of the ste Harvey Morning
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Show right after this you're listening to show. In trending
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: COVID news, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has banned mask mandates,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: threatening to find local officials who try to enforce them.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Governor Abbott said that Texans have mastered the safe practices
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: that help prevent and avoid the spread of COVID nineteen
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: and moving on to Florida. Florida has the highest numbers
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: of COVID cases in the country. Alabama and Mississippi among
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: the states that lead the nation as well with the
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: least amount of people vaccinated. Come on, guys, we are
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: just failing each other as a country. We are We're
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: trying to be safe and healthy. The cities of Atlanta
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: and Savannah issue mask mandates despite the governor's stance on
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: opposing it. But what are we doing? What are we doing? Well?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: This delta is nothing to play with. It's very very serious.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: It's worse than than it was before. And you know
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: less than the people have not been vaccinated and then
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: listening to the wrong damn people. They're listening to the
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: wrong people that I mean, and you can't argue with them,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: you can't talk to them. It doesn't make sense. This
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: is what's in their head and they're not going to
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: take the shot. And some of these people are gonna
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: die my state. But you know what, Tommy, it's the
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: entire country. We got some people that are foolish in
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: leadership and they're making this about political It ain't just Texas.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, I live in Texas too, it's everywhere with
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: these people are just being foolish and playing with people's
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: lives and making this a political statement. This is a
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: health crisis and we're going backwards. We have a vaccination
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: that could say people lives, and other countries are waiting
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: on vaccines and we're shipping the vaccines over there and
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: they're saving their citizens or you know, people's lives, and
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: here we are. It's just it's foolishness, man, But it's
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: a mess Tommy. Yeah, we gotta be honest with it.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I mean this, the whole political aspect of it started
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: with our former president, if you know you definitely right. Yeah,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: he made it political. And the crazy part is he
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: got COVID and took shots. Yeah. Yeah, he probably so
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: full of COVID you can smell it on his breath.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: The vaccine, not the COVID you can smell. Took it right,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: and then our people, black people are afraid to take
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: it because you know, they're saying they don't know what's
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: in it. They don't know what's in it. You know,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: it's just the one against me is they say, well,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: the government they're putting chips in you and people would
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: be able to follow you. Look, they know where you are,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah they can. The government can find your assy's calling,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I phone, phone, cable TV. You ain't. They don't know
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: exactly where you are, Facebook, Instagram. They't know where you are. President.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I have gone I have been at the mall and
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: gone into a particular store twenty minutes, come back out,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: walk the walk the mall and then look at my
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: emails and realize that store has sent me an email,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: three emails like yo, how you know I was in
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: there exactly where you are. You can drive path they
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: have the same where you can drive past certain places
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: and you'll get an email from them. I mean, what
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: best guy has been doing it and Target's been doing
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: it too, so they can find you. So that's your argument.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: They know where you are, They exactly know where the
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: hell you take the shot. What about the one j
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: where they say, well, I don't know what's in it.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know all that that we put in our body.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: You don't know what's in mellow yellow, but we drink it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: But the shot, we don't know what's in wish the
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: ship South, We didn't know that sault. We don't have
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: to have no idea what so So let me ask
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: you this. If they were to list the ingredients in
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: the vaccine's like you don't know that, right? No? No, no,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: like you're asking reading big ass words. Come on, it's
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: really sad, man, It's really sad. And most of the
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: hospitalizations are coming from unvaccinated people. People that we all
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: we've seen the videos on social media, all trended, all
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: people being six and they wish they would have took
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: the shot. And that's the last thing they say to
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Carlin when when they're done, I wish me too. I'm
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: so glad, I am, I am very happy. All right, guys,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is a nephew with today's prank
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the Stave
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter. For
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: today's subject. She wants to buy my special sauce. We'll
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: get into it. We'll get into that. Yeah, just a
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: little bit. But right now the nephew is here with
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for us, nef,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I think it's time to take it to the church.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: This right here is Media Ministry, Media Ministry. Hello, Hello,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reade Dre. Andre Dre. You're the person
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: that runs the media at the church. You over the
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: sound system and everything and all the U the screens
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, I work with the church. Okay,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: how long have you been at the church, man, I've
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: probably been at the church for like five years now,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: about five years. Okay, okay, listen. My name Doug Man,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Doug Newsome, and uh I haven't I haven't joined the
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: church yet, but I've been coming because my cousin them
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: go there, and they've been going there for quite a bit.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I got I got one cousin that's in the choir.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Uh Latrice. You know who Latrice is? Right? Yeah? Yeah,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I know you ain't remember of the church yet. No, No,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not remember of the church yet. But you know,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I've been in there. You know, I'm liking the service
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: and everything. So you know, it's just a matter of time,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: you know. Uh uh when I feel like I'm ready
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: to actually join. But I ain't gonna lie. Man. I'm
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: calling you because I got a bit of an issue
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: about about something I've been noticing for the last three
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: weeks that's been going on in the church, and I
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: wanted to uh you know, I had to ask around
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: who was over the media ministry. Yeah, that's that's you. Okay,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: So uh man, I don't know what's happening. Uh And
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: and I ain't gonna lie. I gotta be real with you.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: It pissed me off. But for the last three weeks,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: you know, uh, when my cousin get ready to sing,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know why when she get up
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: the saying that the mic just go out. You know
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: what I mean, the mic just go completely out. Was
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: she getting ready to sing? And I'm like, wait, what
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: this don't make no sense? You know? So no, man,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I ain't been It's not like I'm timing it. I
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, we don't have the best equipment
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: at the church, you know, we we just got to
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: work for what we got. I mean, it's not like
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting there trying to sing about your cousin. Sometimes
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: the mike's get a glitch. Man, but see but see that.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: But see that's my problem though. The problem I'm having
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: is the glitch happening every single time my cousin get
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: the mic. You know, That's that's the problem. I'm han.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, so every time Latries get up there,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: the same then you know, the mic go out. I
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: think came three weeks straight. I ain't hearing my cousin
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: saying nothing yet. So I'm calling you bro on you know,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: on some real man the man stuff, Just letting you know, bro,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to church again this Sunday. I'm coming. Nah
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: if Latrise might go out again, hey dog, somebody gonna
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: get it. You're gonna bring that energy to church. Say
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: whatnot you're gonna bring that energy to church. I told you, man,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: it's just a glitch. Ain't nothing I could do about it. Okay,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying though, Bro, what I'm saying is just
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: right here though, And I'm being as real as I can.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Which if if Latrese might go out on Sunday immediately
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: after that service is out with somebody getting the asbook.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you calling threatening a member of
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: the church, man. Like I said, I ain't got nothing
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: to do with it. I try to keep everything running cool,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: you know, I try to keep it running smooth. I
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: can't tell you when a glitch is gonna happen. It's electronics, man,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: it's old equimmen. Now, I'd love for you to be
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: a member of the church with us, but I can't.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, why are you calling up here threatening me? Hey, bro,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: because because I came up there three times, three times
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: that he came there and see my cousin saying. You know,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: my cousin been saying since we was kids. We all
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: love to hear hussaying. We love a voice, you know,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: we you know, we grew up listening to Latrese Saint
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: so what I'm saying. I'm gonna say this here though,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: and i'd said it, I didn't said it twice already.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I'm coming up there Sunday if if Latrese might go out,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: bro let me just cut you off real quick. Ain't
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: no way that you're gonna come up here and whoop
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: nobody's as man. That just ain't gonna happen. Like I
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: told you, it's a glinch. But you ain't coming up
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: to the church talking all this ship and then gonna
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: whip somebody's ass ahead. Okay, So I see where we
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: are now, So so let me just going on direct
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: it this way. So let me say this, from Doug
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: to Andre, from me to you, I'm letting you know
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: right now, come Sunday, if Latrese might go out, not
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: know somebody, I'm whooping yo eyes, Drake, I'm whooping yo
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: eyes if the day I might go out there. Okay,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: First off, ain't nobody whooping my eyes, especially no punk
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: dude named Doug. He ain't gonna come to the church
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: as that's gonna happen. Okay, what what what makes you
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: think you can't get your ass? What makes me you
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: over here? Threatened somebody over here with the media. You
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: want to come test these hands and come test the hands. Man.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: You know what, by the fact, when y'all next rehearsal,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I ain't just come on over that end. You come
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: on over there, man, Why don't you come over right now?
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I'm over at the church right now. Oh so you're
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: at the church right now. I'm at the church right now. Okay,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: right now. If you want to catch it school, you're
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: gonna need the church after you don't get this as Okay, hey, Bob,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: tell DJ then we're gonna go to the church. Dout, No, no,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: tell him. We've going to roll up to this damn church. Okay,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: come on, call all up, call all up. Now you're
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: fun to get your whipped dog. So you didn't push
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: it up on the wrong one. Now you're pushed up
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: on the wrong one. So all this little talking, cool,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: you're fun. Have eight dudes right now talking. So Douggie,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: you can bring Johnny, you can bring Billy, you can
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: bring whoever you want. But it ain't gonna happen. Okay, okay,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: cool in real talk, Doug, you don't call me talking
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: to all this book. How you about to come up here?
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: And what my and now you need like seven eight
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: other guys. Back in the day, we used to just
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: handle this one on one. And now you want to
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: come up here talking all that. You're gonna bring every
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: cousin you've got you house. If you want to do this, man,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: come up here. Let's do it one on one. Oh
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: oh oh oh oh you're scared of something. Ain't nobody scared,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: but you're talking that. You're whooping mind. And now you
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: want to bring up every disciple you know? Man, you
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: know what brings whoever you want. Just don't bring nobody
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: you want back because I'll put you all down. Okay, Well,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this here. I'm gonna bring Tommy
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: with me, and Tommy gonna be the one. It's gonna
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: act a damn fool with you. I'm telling you that
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: right now, Tommy. So you don't know Tommy, No, I
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: don't know Tommy. Okay, do you know nephew Tommy from
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey More on the show? Are you kidding me?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: This number? Hey man, Latrese got me to brank phone
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: call you. Matter of fact, the whole choir is in
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: on this and they know that I am pranking you, Drake. Man,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Now you got me then turning up on the radio. Man,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Now I gotta go ask for forgiveness that smack out.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I'm talking, I'll come Sunday. I'm turning everybody's mic off. Okay, man,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you this, Drake, what is the baddest
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the lay?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: You know, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show? And Yo, Temmy,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: if I could turn your mic off, I turned that,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Doug bro It didn't, didn't, dog Bread, he didn't. But
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. We love Andre saying, turn
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: off your mic. You women, that was the closest seat
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: you've gotten to a whipping, Yeah, to an actual but whipping.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: But at the church, don't Tommy what's gonna oh your boys?
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: No limit to what he does, y'all. Ain't y'all think,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Ain't no fights happened that church? Y'all? Church to listen
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: to Team Tommy? Though, what are you saying over there's
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: a lot of fights that church, Yes, yes, and a
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: lot of people that church needed behind. But we won't
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: go on that one now. So Dray was bot it.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Dray like, why you need only your people, old school baby,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: hand to hand, right, Hey, I got I got something
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: for you. I want to drop this on y'all. The
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: nephew got going on, nephew, the nephew. Okay, hats dropped
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: my very own line of grits. It's called just Good
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: gritz like that. Yes, you know how I feel about gritz.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I got my own line, Shirley. They have flavored grits.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I got an original flavor. I got a spicy flavor.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I promise you, I promise you what these grits are good.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Go to Just Good Grits. And now the Just Good
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  Speaker 1: Grits is g r I t z dot com Just
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  Speaker 1: good Grits dot com. See what the nephew you got
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: I promise you it is the truth, the truth. I
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: see you born in show morning breakfasts. A lot of
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: people like to put hotstops on their grits. Maybe we
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: can tell all right, all right, oh, I'll see what
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: you're saying. I got good grits. I'm gonna being a
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: supermarket for you. Know what I'm telling you. I'm on
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: my wife being all he'll come to nephew, watch you.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: That's a big congratulations. All right, Well, thank you nephew.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letters. She wants to buy my
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: special sauce. Oh, speaking of grit sauce. Okay, we'll get
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. We'll see what's happening. You're
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEFM dot com and
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry Letter. Poppets, Poppet, buggle up the hold
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  Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you. Here it is
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew. You never know this,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: this be your letter. You just never know. Subject she
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: wants to buy my special sauce. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: a thirty seven year old married man with one son
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: from a previous marriage and one son with my new wife.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: I've been remarried for almost four years and my life
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: is great now. I have a great relationship with my
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: ex wife, and my son is staying with me because
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: he needs a strong male role model in his life.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: My wife is friendly with my ex wife, and that
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: makes me love her even more. I do believe she's
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: what I needed in my life all along. She loves
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: me unconditionally, and when I lost my job last year,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: she didn't miss a beat with supporting me and stepping
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: in to take care of our family. So here's my problem.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: My ex wife's family is very wealthy, so she gave
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: me a small loan when I lost my job, and
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I never told my wife about it. It has helped
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: out a lot, and my wife thinks I've been using
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: a portion of my savings. My ex wife called me
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: a few months ago and said she really wants another baby,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: and she's running out of time because she's thirty six
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: years old. She told me that she wants her children
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: to have the same father, so she propositioned me about
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: giving her another baby. I told her she was crazy
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: as hell to even ask me that. She sweetened the
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: deal by offering me twenty five thousand dollars for my
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: especial sauce. She said, all I have to do is
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: donate sperm or I can make love to her one
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: last time. She said she preferred the make love option.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I almost told her I didn't love her, but I
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: caught myself. I told her that I wasn't going to
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: do it either way, and she gave me an ultimatum.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: An ultimatum, she said, either I give her the sauce
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: or make love to her, or she's telling my wife
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: about the loan. I need money real bad, but I'm
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: not jeopardizing my marriage for her. Should I tell my
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: wife about everything before my ex wife does? Please help? Okay?
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: How stupid are you? Right now? All right? I need
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: the money real bad, but I'm not jeopardizing my marriage
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: for her. Okay, there's your answer right there. Then you ask,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: should I tell my wife about everything before my ex
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: wife does? Well? You know my answer is yes, of course.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: And the reason I say that, well, we all know
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: that if Steve were here, and these guys too, they're
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: gonna say I'm wrong for doing this. But we know
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: if Steve were here, we'd be arguing about this right now.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: But I don't see that you have much of a
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: choice here. You left yourself wide open when you accepted
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: the money initially, and you know she would want something
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: in return. That's how this game goes. Everything costs, you know,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: favor for favor, and listen, I don't think you're serious
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: enough about all of this you're calling your sperm, you know,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: your special sauce and all of that. Come on, now,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: this is not a joke. If you make the wrong
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: move here, your ex wife could ruin you, and you
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: already know that. You set it in your letter. You're
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: not going to jeopardize your marriage for her, and your
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: current wife could leave you as well if she finds out.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: That's why you need to tell her. If she's as
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: great of a partner as you say, your wife will
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: understand eventually. Of course she's going to be mad at
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: first and all of that because you didn't tell her
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: about the loan up front, But at least you didn't
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: do anything all the way stupid like sleep with your
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: ex already and you know, give her your so called
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: with special sauce and make another baby. Trust me, your
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: wife would be inconsolable if you have another child with
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: your ex. There's no coming back from that. So I
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: say it's in your best interest not to continue the
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: lies and the deceit and come clean. Now, lay it
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: all on the table, because if you don't, you could
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: lose everything that you treasure so much. So again, don't
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: be stupid, Okay, don't be stupid. Please work out a
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: payment plan with your ex after you tell your wife,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: and and make sure your wife is included in all
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: that from now on. Otherwise this is just stupid and
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: you're going to be ruined and divorced. Jay, Come on,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Sharon is absolutely right. Don't be stupid and tell her
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: a damn thing. Don't do not, dude. I don't know you,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: you don't know me, but you don't tell your wife
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: a damn thing. If it comes out, it comes out, okay.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: And with the loan that you got, and you want
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: to go to your wife and said, remember that loan
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I got. Here's the things that we got with that loan.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: So you let her know that that money was spent
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: directly on her. Now it's fun, it's fuzzy, it's fuzz
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: your special sauce. She wants to have a baby, the
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: old fashioned win. What you do because obviously you've been
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: thinking about it, and the sex is obviously the sex
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: is obviously good. I mean, you ain't know because you
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: didn't go like we were talking early in the show,
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: and then it's actually really good. So here's what you do.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: You put a clamp on it for as long as
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: you can put a clamp on it mean you get
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: temporarily fixed, just temporary, and then you go, yes you can,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: and then you go for the practice. You get as
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: much practice with your axes you as you possibly can.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: You can just say I'm trying, baby, I don't know
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: what's wrong, but I'm trying to give you this, baby. Yeah,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: you take the twenty twenty five thousand to take me
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: to them. Don't say you can have it. You can
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: put a slip knight in the time and you have
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: to go to the Okay you're laughing. You can put time.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: You can put a slip knight in it, and then
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: when you're ready for things just to come through, you
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: just pulled the little string and it flows. I don't
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: know how to fits it up. I heard about it,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: I've seen it on TV. But you can get that done.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of the little clips that you Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm thinking. Hang on, we'll have part two
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: of the Strawberry Letter coming up for twenty three minutes
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: after the hour, the subject she wants to buy my
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: special sauce. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: we're back. This is an unusual Strawberry letter because we
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: got some unusual information from Jay. The subject is she
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: wants to buy my special sauce. I'm on recap the
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: letter for you. Thirty seven year old married man wrote
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: in he has a son from a previous marriage, one
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: from his new wife. He's loving his new life with
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: his new wife of four years. His son from his
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: ex wife is living with him because he wants a
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: role model in his life, a male role model. The wife,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: the ex wife, and the current wife are very friendly.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: The ex wife's family is very wealthy. Own wife divorced her. Then, uh,
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  Speaker 1: family's very very, very wealthy. So what happened, Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: what happened was this man. Thirty seven year old married
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  Speaker 1: man lost his job last year. So what makes his wife,
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  Speaker 1: current wife even more special is that she didn't miss
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  Speaker 1: a beat with stepping up and taking care of the
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  Speaker 1: family while he's temporarily we hope, out of work. But
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  Speaker 1: in the meantime, his ex wife gave him a loan
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  Speaker 1: that he did not tell his wife about. So he
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  Speaker 1: didn't tell that was he didn't tell her. So now
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  Speaker 1: the ex wife is coming to him saying she wants
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  Speaker 1: another child. She's thirty six. She wants to hurry up,
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  Speaker 1: and she either wants to do it the old fashioned
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  Speaker 1: way where he makes love to her for one last
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: time so she can get a child, or or you know,
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  Speaker 1: they can do it. You know the other way. The
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: other way was us s firm donor. And that's why
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: he's saying special thoughts that he could be a sperm donor.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: So that's where we are in this letter. H And
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  Speaker 1: if he doesn't give her what she wants in terms
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: of another baby, then she's going to tell his wife
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: about the loan, which he didn't tell So he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: want to jeopardize his marriage. So he's asking the question
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  Speaker 1: should he tell his wife about everything before his ex
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: wife does? That is a question. Um I said yes,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: most definitely tell her uh and Jay said absolutely not,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: that would be stupid. And now let's hear what Tommy
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  Speaker 1: has to say any information that she don't know about.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Women don't need to know things that they don't know about.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: They really whatever stupid. All right, let's go Tommy. One
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: thing we all agree on is he stupid. One thing
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: we all agree on everything he has done has been stupid.
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  Speaker 1: When you took that loan from that lady. It was stupid.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: You should not have done that. The fact that you
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: are entertaining, entertaining giving this lady a child, that's even
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: more stupid. The fact that you wrote us with this
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: is stupid. Ready to look let me but let me
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: let me drop this on you. You got a nice wife,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: she got she got your back. She didn't stepped up.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Now when she's stepping up and she taking care of
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: the family because you got your job, you step up
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: and go get some money somewhere else. That was stupid.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: So so you're not gonna believe Tommy's suggestion. I think
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: you need to tell your wife every flo you know what.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: I think you need to sit your wife now totally
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: disown you, Tommy, totally. You gotta hear me. There's no
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: you gotta fix this because you don't want her coming
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: to your wife with this. You gotta sit down and
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: tell your wife. I made a mistake. I took some
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: money I shouldn't have. And I'll be honest with you.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: I have been on the flip side of this. I
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: have lone money. I have loaned money before and did
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: it without talking to my wife, which is not the
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: cool thing to do. And then and then guess what,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: you'll come back around and she's gonna find out about it.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Oh so you loan such such money, and if any
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: of your family members friends, I've done it. I've got
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  Speaker 1: myself in trouble. But let me tell you something. You
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: you got Nip this in the bud right now. Tell
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: your wife what you did and say I made a
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: big mistake. But here's what she's throwing at me, and
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: she's trying to hold this over me. That's the only
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: way out. I'll tell you what. You want to make
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  Speaker 1: it worse, go give our baby. You want to make
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: it worse. Stupid ass, you want to make it WORKA
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  Speaker 1: get my baby? How stupid is you? Know what? Until
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: you do right by me? Tommy and I hear you
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: say you were hurt by Tommy's hurt, tell her everything.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: I'm rushed. He's got such he gotta come clean on this.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what this is, y'all. Everybody listening.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: This is ready to love advice. I'm telling me he's
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: doing a commercial right now for he's talking. He's telling
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: ready to love, y'all. I gotta be real. Excuse me,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Ready to Love is great. You're absolutely but this is
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: classic Shirly Strawberry. Strawberry letter advice. That is what this is.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: I had to come clean on this one. You gotta
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: go tell you gotta tell her what you did, own
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: them to your mistake. And guess what she will accept
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: that you borrow some money. Nobody's gonna accept You gotta baby,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: come you got And he knows that he said it
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: in his letter. I'm not jeopardizing my marriage for her.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: He knows this woman. She will go right to his
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: group group is breaking up with breaking up y'all had
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: to make he needs some sense. Ja. We got to
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: be real with it. You gotta know you gotta tell
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: your wife what you have done wrong, own up to it.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: You're gonna she's gonna she's gonna be mad about it.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: When I promise you, your wife gonna be way. Best
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: man come home with a baby boy in the Okay.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Don't go in there with that man. Okay. Can we
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: also discuss why he divorced the first wife in the
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: first place. You want to had all the money, yet
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: my wife is very wealthy. Can we also say that
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: how stupid are you? Sir? Stop? You should have stay
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: with her right, Yeah, you should. We already could have
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: had all the baby's he wanted. All right, Thank your wife, man,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: tell your wife, Please tell your wife. All right. Post
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• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Coming up with forty six minutes after the hour of
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: sports talk. Right after this, you're listening to the Stave
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Let's talk what you got? Yeah, Jay,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: did you see the Hundre meter da with with the
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: girls the ladies man from Jamaics Olympics Baby Jamaica first,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: second and third doing the dog just so you know Jamaica.
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  Speaker 1: When Jamaica wins, that's us. We come baby black too,
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  Speaker 1: the black too. We take some of that from you.
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  Speaker 1: We got that man, Blaine Thompson, Hara, Yes, Shelley and
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Frasier and oh my god, Jackson, like you said, first, second,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: and third, we got Jamaica. It was beautiful or I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't record. Yeah, Carl, I really would have liked to
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  Speaker 1: see this. This Our girl are from the from the
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  Speaker 1: States who who didn't get to run. I really want
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: to see what I don't know, Jay, that green and
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: gold was moving man, take Carrie Ridges. It has been
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: a good race. It good race. You know you get
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: better when you run, gets better people. So that's true,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: you know, right, you know, I'll tell you what I
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: won't be doing though. Huh elva is water polo? That
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: right there? Bag hair? That's too much to think about
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: it it is. It takes a lot of work. Yeah,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: any dragging you underwater? You're trying to I don't know
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: when I got to hold my break. I'm with you. No, no,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I'm back on team Timmy. No, we're not wishy washy.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: But let me tell you. My husband was watching it.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: He was saying, they would say, where a sa still underwater?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: All right, guys coming up at the top of the hour,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: ending a summer flame. We'll talk about that right after that.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. You're listening show, all right, So
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: guys in trending relationship news, something Jay knows a lot about. Uh.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Some people are often in like you know, those short, sexy,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: kind of hot summer romances around this time of year.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: You know they call it a summer fling, right, but
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: now the summer is almost winding down. This is August now. Uh,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: so here's a question for you, Jay of course and Tommy.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: So how do you guys get out of a summer fling?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: I mean it's supposed to be one of those is
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: it supposed to be like a no strings attached relationship?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Like you know all is coming, you know when the
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: leaves start flying off. You know what I'm saying this,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: You know this is not our season. That's when I
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: season you. Now, when I do winter and winter in fall, okay, spring,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: that's not you and your summer. And it's so easy
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: to say to some person, you're not a winner type person.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: You I say that, how do you just you your summer?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: You're a summer type person. Your summer you're outside, but
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: you're not locked up in cold weather. You're just not
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: a cold weather person. You don't even have a winter body,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: you know, winter body. Your name don't even sound right
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: in the wintertime, me saying your name in the winter.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: If I said in the summer, it because it's laid
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: out and then you know it's outside. It just showed.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: But as the cold air comes in and I say
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: your name, it's just don't it just don't end it.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Don't your name is? Your name is Tricia that's summer
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: type of name. Name, that's summer. Winter. Yeah. Now, if
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: you're older, if you're older and say you're old in
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: your name is I know that's a summer name. That's
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: a summer name. That's not a winter name. I don't
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: don't feel bad that you don't have a winner name.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: You just you don't in the winter. That's gonna keep
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: you like a Rolando Roland. That says warm name, that's warm. Barbara, Barbara.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: That's old ass feather right there. That's what you want
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: in the winter. Right down, Bob, you know, I'm I'm
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: gonna throw the name my time, and you tell me
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: if the summer win Christine, Christine, that's summer. That's summer. Yeah,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: that's summer. That summer. It's bill springy spring. It's just light.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: It's a very light light name, refreshing name. Yeah. Now,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: let me give you a winter name. See, that's strong.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Thats what you need in the winter. That's strong. We
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: can make it. We can make it when you get
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: under them couples with Thelma, come on here, you know
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: you want the winter. Who knew the name? Give some
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: name time and give me a summer name. You can't
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: get it. You can't. It can't be winting you getting
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: in there with Bonnie body a funniest summer Bonny, that's summer, summer.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: That's a summer light name. That's who that's breathe. You
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: know what, I gotta be real, Shirley, you winter baby
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Hall is a winter name. I already know and you
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: already know. But for what I want to ask you
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: guys it off with them. Yeah, we just told you
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: you Just say, you know you don't have your time
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: is you know I'll see your next summer. You know,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: I see and you know what that's when texting it
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: comes in here, Just te and just say, you know what,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: it's been real. That's a coward. Let's catch up there nothing,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Let's catch up next May. You know May. And there's
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with being a coward when you break up
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: with somebody. Nothing, nothing at all wrong speaking of May.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Is that summer or winter? May? Oh? May? Now maybe Leen, Mabel.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: That's that's winnin. We'll be back with more of the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes after the hour
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: with these crazy fool Right after this, you're listening to
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: the Steve Morning Show and trending just crazy news out
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: of the UK. Okay, listen to this guy. It's a
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: twenty year old British woman who faced a range of
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: physical problems stemming from her size thirty two Double Jay
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: bread US say the country's National Health Service has denied
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: her a breast reduction operation. What what the country have
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: to do with it? Really? Because they get yeah that's
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: right now, okay, yeah unlike us. Yeah yeah, how big
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: is double Jake? It's huge? Yeah, yeah, it's it's the cup.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Size thirty two is her backs that should a real
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: small back. But yeah, so I don't know what. I
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: don't know what an operation like that what costs. But
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put this out there for her. I'd
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: be willing to fund that if if I get to
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: keep the throwaway. That's what I know. I thought you
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: was being so serious. You took a hard left on me.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: So stupid, this ignorant show right here, man, if I'm gonna,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: if I'm gonna, if I'm gonna pay for it, shouldn't
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: shouldn't it be mad? You go by Jay House and
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: they're sitting them on the average. You know what they
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: would be for her age? You know which which is
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: very unfortunate. She's asked the National Health Service for a
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: reduction since twenty eighteen, and she's been repeatedly denied. But
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: help us on the way, and we'll have more of
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: minutes after. Right after this, you're listening to the String Show.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: In trending COVID news, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has banned
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: mask mandates, threatening to find local officials who try to
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: enforce them. Governor Abbott said that Texans have mastered the
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: safe practices that help prevent and avoid the spread of
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: COVID nineteen and moving on to Florida. Florida has the
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: highest numbers of COVID cases in the country. Alabama and
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Mississippi among the states that lead the nation as well
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: with the least amount of people vaccinated. Come on, guys,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: we are just failing each other as a country. We
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: are We're trying to be safe and healthy. The cities
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: of Atlanta and Savannah issue mask mandates despite the governor's
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: stance on opposing it. But um, what are we doing?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: What are we doing? Well? This delta is nothing to playwood.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: It's very very serious. It's worse than than it was before,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: and you know, less than the people have not been
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: vaccinated and then listening to the wrong damn people. They're
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: listening to the wrong people that I mean, and you
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: can't argue with them, you can't talk to them. It
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. This is what's in their head and
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: they're not going to take the shot. And some of
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: these people are going to die. Some got to be
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: my state. Let you know what, Tommy, it's the entire country.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: We've got some people that are foolish in leadership and
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: they're making this about political It ain't just Texas. I mean,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: I live in last it's everywhere with these people are
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: just being foolish and playing with people's lives and making
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: this a political statement. This is a health crisis and
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: we're going backwards. Yeah, we have a vaccination that could
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: save people lives, and other countries are waiting on vaccines
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: and we're shipping the vaccines over there and they're saving
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: their citizens are But it's a mess, Tommy. Yeah, we
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: gotta be honest with it. I mean this, the whole
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: political aspect of it started with our former president. You know,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: you definitely, Yeah, he made it political. And the crazy
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: part is he got COVID and took shots. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: he probably so full of COVID you can smell it
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: on his breath. The vaccine, not the COVID, took it right.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: And then our people, black people are afraid to take
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: it because you know, they're they don't know what's in it.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: They don't know what's in it. You know, it's just
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: it's really sad, man, It's really sad. And most of
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: the hospitalizations are coming from unvaccinated people. We've seen the
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: videos on social media, all trended, all people being sixteen.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: They wish they would have took the shine. And that's
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: the last thing they say to Carlin when when they're done.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: I wish me too. I'm so glad, I am very happy.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Coming up, it is our last break of the day.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: It is the last break of the day. There won't
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: be one after this, okay, So don't even look at
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: the radio like there's gonna be another, because there will
• 1:18:39
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• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: we'll close out the show coming up at forty nine
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're listening to
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: the Steven Show. All right, guys, here we are our
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: last break of the day, first Monday in August of
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: this year. This is moving. It's moving, guys, fast man Christmas?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: You know that girl? Trust me? Can I say something? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: I went home when out, you know, took my family
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: out to dinner and you know I'm I'm in DC,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: so I'm doing ready to love. So blew home to Texas,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: hung out with with the wife and kids. And can
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: I say this to some to ladies out there. When
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: you and your man go out to dinner, do you
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: have to eat out of his plate? Everything? Tim? Yeah,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: you have to stick your far over there. What is
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't, I don't mind it sometime, but
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: every damn time. And I already say, when we sit down,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: what do you want? What is it you want? I
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: have no problem paying. We got we got money for
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: another plate. If we want another plate. Look, if you
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: see what I got and you want it, order another one.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Just get your one. So let's ask the ladies, Jake, ladies,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: what is that we just like? It's just romantic and fun.
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  Speaker 1: To us, it's sharing food. It's cute. It's fun, or
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  Speaker 1: that's cute, or your food look better than man? And
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  Speaker 1: I just want to taste it. I didn't know it
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  Speaker 1: was gonna look that good, So it ain't that beep. Ladies, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: the ladies right now? Oh god, I mean and then
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: we then, how about this, we might break up. It's
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: certain dishes that you should not stick your spoon off for. Again,
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  Speaker 1: I don't do. I would say soup, Okay, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want you in my ice cream, you know what I mean? Okay, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: that's not happening. I might lick the cone, the same cone.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: You're my husband. We do. Ladies, we got enough money
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  Speaker 1: to get another one you don't have. It's not about
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  Speaker 1: the money, just get shared. We never eat up their plates.
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  Speaker 1: We never eat up the cake, and you better not.
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  Speaker 1: How about order your home. You're Our meal is for us,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: and your meal is for us. You know what? You
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: know what? I really hate timing. You know what I
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  Speaker 1: really hate when you out and they killed that little
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  Speaker 1: last bit of iced tea and you had it just right,
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  Speaker 1: and they down that whole damn thing. Oh my god,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: you got the right and they just down it like me,
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  Speaker 1: Like me and my wife go out her you know,
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  Speaker 1: her signature drink is always I want to get a
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: lemon drop. Okay, lemon drop got to be made with
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: this particular drink. Look at and then I get you know,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: I might get a dacory or something. So now let
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: me take your dacor. Oh I should have got. I
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: should have got. Now me and you bowl sharing my dacor?
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  Speaker 1: Why why selfish? Why why are you? Because they got
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: some mold aacaris behind the counter. Okay, all right, I'm
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  Speaker 1: with you. Tell me if you have a steak, If
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: you have a steak, you don't have to cut my
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: damn steak. I didn't. I'm not there yet. I'm not
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: at that part of life. Cut up because I do
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: cut my husband's pancakes to this day. No, I want
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: a whole pancake now, I don't want my panca It
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: looked like my mama head. I got all your baby,
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: I do it, I do it. You got up here.
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  Speaker 1: I don't cut, but just the thought sales food off
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: his plate, yeah, and his drink. Food sharing is fun.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: I just think it's fun. I don't mind sharing. I
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: don't mind sharing, but damn time, I'm not all they
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: in a sharing mood. All right, If we buy a
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: bucket of chicken, Yeah, let's share that. Okay, let's share that.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: I got that you you grabbed the pizza you like
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: I grabbed the pizza out. But when we sit down
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: to dinner with white tablecloths and I got my plate
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: brought to me and it looks beautiful. And there's another thing.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: Quit taking these pictures of all these food when y'all
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: fo to y'all, ain't printing picture though, Just grab pictures
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: of macaroni? Do you need to stay at home fun?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: And say this? Let me get back up to the nephew.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: How old are you talking about printing out priches? Ain't
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: nobody breading out? I don't like that. I like when
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: we used to print out. But I used to like
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: it to drop my camera my throw away off a
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: wall green and come back for nobody got time for that, nobody.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: And they're making dumples too. You get too fat? Yeah,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: don't tell nobody else that. Well, that might explained a
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: lot of things again. Food, don't drink my drink, don't
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: cut my meat, don't dunk my soup. No, I'm not
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: gonna drink your drink. I'm not because I got that
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: from my mom. She was a German phobe like you, Tommy.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm still like. He was like that too.
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  Speaker 1: You could not drink after you couldn't that one you
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: would give you the drink, she would give you the drink. Here,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: just take it. I don't want anymore. That's okay. I
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: don't know where you live. The thin mom. Your mom
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: texts moms too, my mom, I don't know. She wouldn't.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: You couldn't use but I'm her, but I'm seven. They
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: couldn't have been too many places. I'm seven. I don't matter.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: It don't matter. So love it? Do you ever go
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: to family style restaurants where? Oh yes, I love. I
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: hate to say this. I love Colon Corral, I absolutely
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: love it. I love to do my spot. I'll go
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: my daddy spot, right yeah, all right, on that note,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: how old are you? Yes? Closes out Jake, goodbye, everybody,
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