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Season 5 Episode 11: If the NHL played in the NFL · The Buckpuster Podcast

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  All right, everybody welcome back to this week's
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  episode episode 11 of season 5 of the Buckbuster
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  podcast before we talk about anything and everything
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  hockey My name is Kyle surrounded by the co -hosts
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  Short week here back -to -back weeks when I'm
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  done this one in since last year's linear I think
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  we did like two or three straight weeks before
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  the winter break or the Christmas break that
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  is. But yeah, we are back here again. Hold on,
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  we got an error. Kong got a new soundboard, so.
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  He's been playing with that a lot. That's how
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  Laker fans are reacting to the new that look
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  at Donchit Street. Like, me and Kong were talking
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  about those like, what, how would? How would
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  you describe that in NHL terms? Luka Doncic going
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  to LA for Anthony Davis. How would you describe
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  that in NHL terms? It'd be like, I don't know.
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  Ken Wacar going to, like, who's one of their,
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  like, rivals? Dallas, maybe? Ken Wacar going
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  to Dallas for Tyler Sagan or something. Like
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  the age -wise, I think that matches up decently
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  well. Yeah, because Sagan, I mean, although Anthony
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  Davis really wasn't the number one guy out there,
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  because it was LeBron, he was a good number two
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  guy to kind of fill in as needed. Whereas Anthony
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  Davis is the number two in LA. Lucas, the number
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  one guy in Dallas right now. He's debatably the
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  number one in basketball right now. He's like
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  top three in the league right now. I'd say top
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  five. With due respect to him, he's a good player.
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  Do not get me wrong. But he's not, I don't think
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  he's exactly top three yet. He's still young
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  though. I don't watch basketball to be able to
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  argue that enough. I mean, you got the one -two
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  punch in, you know, as much as I hate to say
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  this because I don't fucking like LeBron anymore
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  ever since he left Cleveland the second time,
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  LeBron and Steph, although they're old for the
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  NBA. I mean they're 30s, mid -30s. He's the best
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  of that age, like that younger upcoming age bracket.
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  Yeah, if you want to classify it into age brackets,
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  sure. He's great for his, you know, mid to late
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  20s age bracket. He's the number one guy, but
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  I think overall, collectively... I don't watch
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  basketball enough, but I know enough to know
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  that that trade is fucking horrible for Dallas.
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  I mean, I guess I mentioned the stars, so I didn't
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  even realize that. I did another horrible trade
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  for what Dallas would do. No, it'd be great for
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  Dallas. You're getting somebody like freaking
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  Kayle McCarr. Well, yeah, for Dallas. This one
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  would be good for Dallas, yeah. But somebody
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  like Kayle McCarr for Tyler Sagan or something,
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  I think that's a... a pretty comparable you know
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  a trade there and even like nfl terms imagine
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  trading like they'd be like trading josh allen
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  for fucking i don't know well i'd be like trading
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  josh allen for russell wilson or something like
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  i mean age -wise that's a little bit i think
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  josh allen's already pushing 30 by this point
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  i mean russell's like 27 2018 draft Allen was
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  in the 2018 draft, so he's not old. I think he's
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  going to be 30 this year by the time the next
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  season starts. We'll turn 30 during the next
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  season. No, he's currently 28. May 21st of 1996.
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  So he'll be 29 by the time the next season starts.
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  So, wow. Josh Allen's almost 30. I think Mahomes,
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  I think Mahomes was the same year. I think Mahomes
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  was also 2018. Soon to be three -peaked Super
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  Bowl champion, because, you know, the league
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  is rigged and that's how it's going to be. He'll
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  be 30 by the time the next season starts. Mahomes?
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  Yeah. Yeah, Mahomes. And 2017 for Mahomes. Because
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  17 was... You're telling me he's going to have
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  his fourth ring, but that's happened before.
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  He's even 30. Because I'll say keep in mind my
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  homes is the same draft as Miles Garrett's which
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  was 2017 I Know Lamar now Yeah, and then yeah
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  Allen's 18 because he was say I remember that
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  was draft for Baker one number one over She was
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  like no god damn it even my grandfather like
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  it's weird how like He knows who to pick. He
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  said, we should pick Josh Allen. Josh Allen should
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  be number one. He'll be the leader of the next
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  franchise. And guess what they did? They drafted
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  Baker. And as great as he's doing down in Tampa,
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  he is cocky as shit in Cleveland. Granted, Cleveland's
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  a shit town, but... I mean, wouldn't you be if,
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  you know, the team you just got drafted to went
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  0 -16 the previous season, all of a sudden you
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  come in and you're fighting for a playoff spot
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  your first year as a starter? I'd be a little
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  cocky too. But no, even coming into... So even
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  before the season even started. Cocky shit, arrogance,
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  didn't get along with that coach Kevin Stefanski.
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  Stefanski doesn't know what the fuck he's doing
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  out there, by the way, but that's Stefanski.
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  I'm surprised he hasn't gotten fired yet. I think
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  he's gonna be soon. He has one or two head coaches
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  that shouldn't have a job going into next year.
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  One or two, and you guys know what my one is.
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  I'm kind of on that boat. There's one kicker
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  in the AIC North now that shouldn't have a job
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  anymore, but we're not gonna touch on that. Unintended.
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  Anyways! Let's keep our hands to ourselves here,
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  okay? Hands on our own sport, right y 'all? Yeah,
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  I can't, uh, can't speak for... for, uh, for
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  that or, uh, for nine other massage therapists,
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  but, um... Anyways! Back to hockey, Erie Otters
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  hockey to be specific. I think one thing we need
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  to address is that as we talked about last week,
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  pretty much right when our episode uploaded,
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  we got the news that Stan Butler was officially
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  released by the Erie Otters. Which is unfortunate.
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  It was a long week, I forgot that happened this
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  week. It was literally Monday morning. You know,
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  like Jeff said, right around the time when the
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  last week's episode drops, so... I assume if
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  they were going to do it this week, they were
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  going to wait until the end of that road trip
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  last weekend. But yeah, that's crazy. I mean,
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  we kind of all stopped coming. Everybody's like,
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  yeah, we're not really surprised that this happened.
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  I mean, if you didn't see it coming, then you're
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  kind of oblivious to what's happening in here.
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  You mean you were dead and you didn't know? I
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  was too focused on getting my free chili in.
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  Chirrado! Yeah, I mean still haven't released
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  much and there's still people bitching like oh
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  we deserve to fucking know like It's none of
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  our fucking business to know what happened Like
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  I mean if it is what people are saying it is
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  should he have you know Should we have every
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  right to throw his ass onto the bus for those
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  actions? Yes, absolutely But if it wasn't something
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  like that, you know, just personal reasons then
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  you know, whatever Anyways Yeah, moving on, talking
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  more otter talk. This week we won one and two,
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  three games this week. Beating Owen Sound was
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  at Wednesday night in overtime. Beautiful goal
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  by Meziak there, though. Absolutely gorgeous.
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  Danced around formal otter. Dangled city there.
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  Yeah, around formal otter. Brews! And then proceeded
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  to the blues in regulation, and Monday and on
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  Friday night, 4 -2, and again on Saturday night
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  in regulation. 4 to 1. To Sarnia, right? To Sarnia,
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  yeah. Let's say our 5 and 9 since the New Year
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  turned. We said 23 and 23 overall. So I mean
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  500, that's how we've been the last two years,
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  is a 500 team. Definitely better than two years
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  ago or even four or five years ago. And as of
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  right now, they sit solely in the fifth place
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  position with Sarnia's win earlier. Or not sorry,
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  Saginaw's won earlier. So Saginaw officially
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  is the number four spot in the west. 52 points
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  at the moment. I know we were paying attention
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  to the London -Windsor game because if London
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  wins that game, they already clinch a playoff
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  spot. First team to clinch a playoff spot. And
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  it looks like Windsor just did take the 4 -3
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  lead. 5 minutes to go in the third. So we'll
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  try to keep an eye on that throughout the night.
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  Yeah. Yeah, other than that, um, there are not
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  much home games this week for the Otters, so
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  we can't really speak of how they're looking.
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  I mean, I watched a little bit of that win against
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  Owen Sound. I watched both the Owen Sound game
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  and the London game. I know they took some really
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  stupid ones in Owen Sound, and right after Alfie
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  scored his goal, Like he obviously gave a little
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  tap to Bruce McDonough when they were skating.
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  I think it was nothing but a little bit of a
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  love tap. They're such a swore family. It was
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  just stupid that they called him. Bruce did nothing
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  about it either. Bruce didn't care. He just took
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  it and skated it off. As former teammates, you're
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  still going to have jokes amongst yourselves.
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  You're still going to poke at each other in good
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  meaning. Like, hey dumbass or whatever. Both
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  date on the way five. Be able to fucking know
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  and do the research but hey, those are former
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  teammates and not oh he just sloshed the player
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  for no reason No, they're former fucking you
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  know, it's like that was like stupid. That was
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  kind of stupid not on now, but just Just in general,
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  but yeah, but Edwards took a really like not
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  even Shortly after took a like on sportsman like
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  conduct like reading the internet like After
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  the plays. I mean, I kind of like it though.
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  I mean I like that he's been kind of getting
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  a little more physical. He's sticking up for
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  himself. He's not... I noticed when he first
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  came back into Eerie last year, he's taking heads
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  and just kind of letting it happen and not standing
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  up for himself. People were jumping in. We were
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  probably getting unsportsman -nice for that.
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  T -Lane's jumping and standing up for him. But
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  yeah, he's been standing up for himself a lot
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  more. He's not taking no shit. We saw his Corey
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  Howe hat -trick at the end of last season. Just
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  how raucous that readout was. Well that readout
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  went fucking nowhere. Like that's Edwards! That's
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  a fucking Gordie Howe! Yeah, like it took us,
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  I think all of us that were sitting in our section,
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  it took us a second. We were like, oh there's
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  a fucking, like, holy shit that's Dylan! Like,
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  don't fuck it away! And then Anthony was the
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  one that pointed out, he's like, you know that's
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  a Gordie Howe, right? You know that's a Gordie
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  Howe. Hell yeah, that was fucking awesome. Coolest
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  thing that I've witnessed in an owner's game
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  in a while. When the smalls guy on the team is
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  going out and chucking munch. This is fucking
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  no taller than me or Jeff. Like, it's kids 5,
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  6, 5, 7. Like, probably 140 pounds soaking wet.
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  Like, he's a small, big kid. I was like, he was
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  making a name for himself after being called
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  back up. Like, hey, I got my opportunity to be
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  here. I'm gonna fucking keep it. If I'm going
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  down, I'm going down swinging. Literally swinging.
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  Well, no pun intended. Yeah, he's going down
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  swing, so. Yeah, what do we got for Mouth Sounds
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  this week, Jeff? Not too many this week, but
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  we'll start back on the 26th of January. Charlie
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  Paquette of the Gulf Storm gets his first career
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  at OHL Hatchery versus the Austro -Generals.
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  On the 29th, Jack of... Karonik of the Catcher
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  Rangers played in his 150th OHL game versus Sue
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  Grahams. On the 30th, San Jose Sharks prospect
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  Igor Shamsarov of the Saginaw Spirit gets his
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  first career OHL goal. And in that same game,
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  Tyler Hopkins of the Kingston Frontenac gets
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  his first career OHL hat -trick versus Saginaw.
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  On the 31st, Quinn Bacall of the Eriotters gets
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  his first crew, which are Gold versus the London
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  Knights. That was actually a nice shot. I did
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  not see it. I did not either. It was really nice.
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  On the first, Ethan Weir of the Saginaw Spirit
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  gets his first crew, which are Gold versus the
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  Kitchener Rangers. Sean Doherty of the Niagara
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  Ice Dogs gets his first career OHL hat trick
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  versus the Barry Colts. And as of today, the
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  second, Chris Barless of the Auto 67 played in
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  his 200th career OHL game versus the Guelph Storm.
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  And Quentin Burns of the Kings and Frontenacs
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  played in his 200th career OHL game versus Sarnia
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  Sting. What was the thing you pointed out? A
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  little bit of Google. I can't believe he played
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  his 250th. Game consecutive game. Yeah, and he
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  like right now. It's been like the Iron Man of
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  it which oh, yeah, like in his four years He's
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  not missing. Yeah, I said to the group chat,
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  but yeah Kingston front next forward Cedric gundam
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  We'll play in his 250th consecutive OHL contest
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  or has painted against fence tonight The 20 year
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  old has not missed a single game in his four
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  seasons and has produced a point per game pace
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  Over the span of his OHL career between Kingston
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  and Owen sound which is fucking insane By the
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  way, like I said, four to three of Windsor right
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  now. London blue with three nothing lead. Gotta
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  love that. Three, yeah, fuck you, London. That's
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  why. Gotta love it. Yeah, jump ring to some NHL.
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  We don't rebuild, we reload. Yeah, you reload
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  to fucking class to Windsor, so. Jump into some
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  NHL. Let's do some puck doko first. I feel like
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  I should know it, but Welcome back to Pittsburgh,
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  Nathan. I haven't updated it yet, but Alright,
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  we'll get to that Number is lower than that.
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  We know his jersey number is similar to teens
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  18 or 19. You know the late teens. Yeah I think
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  Jersey can be within five like within four or
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  five So it can be as low as maybe 16 So he's
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  in the East He's not Canadian. Hey And he's below
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  the age of 27 He's 26 to 11 and he's not a left
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  winger. Should we get somebody random on, maybe
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  somebody random on the penguins then? Like...
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  Because if I have enough data to get, just do
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  DOC, I guess. Yeah, I was actually just about
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  to... He's metro American, he's either 24 or
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  25, and he, his number, yes. Yeah, he always
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  let me know the number, so okay. He's how young
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  is Drew O 'Connor like oh, I'm gonna look this
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  up 26 No, he's younger than 26 obviously the
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  players younger than 26. Oh Do you do you see
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  26? Yeah, June 9th? He'll be 27 this year. Fuck.
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  Yeah, he's almost a four -year man. Damn Somebody
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  in the metro that is 24 25 years old That's American
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  That's numbers are either 18 or 19 and it's not
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  a left winger Well, that's don't show That's
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  not like the hair but now he don't strolls to
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  old Are you sure? Don't strong was older than
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  me. Is he he aged out in 2017? Don't know a year.
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  Yeah, this is oh a year. So he's a lot he's older
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  than 26. Okay He's also Canadian. He's not American.
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  Is he? I don't know. I I the way that that eliminates
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  I think his number is 13, but I mean it's worth
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  the guess to try to get the team. No it is 13.
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  Yeah. So he's either 20, 40, I've already said
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  this already. Team That's why I did laugh in
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  here just try to get the age in that Now he's
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  a center man, he's a center man. He said we know
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  24 25 years old his number is 18 or 19. Oh What
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  about like um, oh no, cuz he's with the Rangers
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  I was gonna say Riley Smith, but he's with the
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  Rangers and he's the older than yeah He's a center
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  Thanks for your American. So we got what Islanders
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  Devils? CBJ and Carolina in Philly What about
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  like um Yeah, just got traded over to Philly
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  Morgan from he has to trade out of Philly So
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  it could still be him if the team hasn't updated
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  yet, what's the one that trade happened? What's
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  that? It's Adrian. That was yes I was laying
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  down to go to bed and I got the notification
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  that Pedersen was trading. I was like, what the
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  fuck? But we'll get to that. We'll talk about
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  that in a bit. Here, shortly. Um, how's the cherry
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  promise? Sure. Not here. Did you get a guess
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  out there yet? Not yet. It's not Columbus. Monaham's
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  dirty. Wow. How'd they use that old? So, trying
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  to guess somebody out of Philly. Joel, what's
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  Joel Farabee's number? Let's see, like, 18. Go
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  Joel Farabee. I don't know what his number is,
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  but... Hell, he is American. He's a little younger,
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  though. Okay. So it's a sentiment on either Carolina,
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  the Islanders, or the Devils. And that is 25
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  years old. 25 years old. His number is 18 or
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  19. It's American. All right, well try to think
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  of care about no Cuz all who is an American no,
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  he's Swedish or finish finish. Well, he's 25.
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  I had number 25, right? Yeah, who's 20 20 Jersey
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  numbers 20 and he's finished Well, I'm just I'm
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  just trying to think is like if we can learn
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  to need the Jersey number Then we know it'll
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  be the other team between the Islanders and Carolina
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  and the Devils Oh, what about, no. Jack is American.
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  And he wears a number C6. The age bracket's close.
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  No, I think Jack's only like 24. I just know
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  that Jack's young as well, so that's - I'm actually
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  Luke's youngest. Well, young in NHL experience.
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  I was gonna say youngest. No, no, no, no. He's
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  young in the NHL. I knew it wouldn't be Jack,
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  because he also wears his number 86 and that,
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  so... Oh, God. I'm just trying to think of players
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  on these teams. I know, never mind. Barzell's
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  13. Yeah. That's the reason why I hate him. I
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  have to just say Barzell just didn't get the
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  team. And we have what? This is our second to
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  last guess, and we'd have to throw one out if
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  it's not the Islanders. Parasol's 27 now. He's
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  Canadian. Parasol's American. Okay, well, we
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  know it's not the other, so it's either the Devils
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  or Carolina. I'm just trying to think. I don't
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  know. Oh, um, no, nevermind. He's not American.
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  I'm gonna go with that, like, Andre Pallotti,
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  because I believe his number's 18, but he's not
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  American. Nope, you're right. Oh, that's Chinese
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  and New Jersey, isn't it? Yep. I'm pretty sure
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  his number is 18. It is. So it almost makes me
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  want to guarantee that it is Carolina now. But
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  who the hell wears 18 or 19 on Carolina? Oh,
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  it's not Svec and he's not American. He's like
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  36 or something, can you remember? Could be like
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  one of the new guys that they got in. Obviously
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  can't be Jordan Stalks. He's 49 now. You're right.
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  Nico Heesher. He's 13, I believe, his number.
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  He's not American. No, I thought Dawes was American.
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  Who? Nick Dawes. Alright, there's somebody out
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  there in Jersey. Dawes and Mercer? Yeah, yeah,
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  Dawes and Mercer. I believe his number is like
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  26. Also, I thought Nick Dowd out of, I think
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  he's Washington, but also he can't be Washington.
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  Oh my god, I have no clue. Neither do I. I'm
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  trying to picture him with probably like a bottom
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  six defenseman, like, or bottom six forward.
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  I can almost, I can see his friggin' face, man.
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  Oh! No, nevermind, he's a defenseman. His number
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  nor age would match up, I don't think. I have
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  no clue. Tim Stufel is, what, German? Well, he's
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  not awesome. Not at all, yeah. I got nothing.
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  Matthew Kachow, number, age, everything adds
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  up, but he's in Florida. Yeah, Atlantic. I got
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  nothing. Yeah, I got nothing either. Your best
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  guess I have is like a Dustin Mercer, but I'm
• 24:14
  all... It's worth a guess, but I'm almost positive
• 24:16
  his number's like 26. Oh, shit! Jack Drury. Out
• 24:23
  of Carolina. Okay. Okay. Oh, Dustin Mercer's
• 24:27
  91. That was way off. Holy fuck. Damn. All right.
• 24:34
  All right, well, Puckdoku, let's redeem ourselves
• 24:36
  here. Alright going across is the columns Washington
• 24:40
  Vancouver and a five -test wins postseason career
• 24:44
  Okay, and for the Rose we have Philadelphia st.
• 24:49
  Louis and Colorado We're gonna go tender for
• 24:57
  Philly who would have been there who'd been there
• 24:59
  go tender in their cup run to beat for that team?
• 25:08
  I believe so. You don't believe so? One of their
• 25:13
  wins had to have been at least with one of that
• 25:14
  team. Well, who? I'm not trying to tell, but
• 25:19
  no. Fuck, who? Steve Mason. Yeah, maybe Steve
• 25:25
  Mason. Or who in that 13 run? Or that 2010 run?
• 25:29
  That's what I'm trying to think. Or the 2013
• 25:33
  series with Pittsburgh. That's what I'm trying
• 25:35
  to think. Yeah. because i think they want i don't
• 25:42
  know well here let me let me knock this one out
• 25:45
  of the way because he can't go anywhere else
• 25:48
  so oh uh capitals blues oshi oh that's right
• 25:53
  i think you're rocking the jersey right now so
• 25:55
  oh shit that's right capitals capitals um burkowski
• 26:01
  yeah i was blanking i was down new andre i couldn't
• 26:04
  think of his last name All right Biddington back
• 26:19
  on their cup run five postseason wins. Oh, that's
• 26:21
  right the baby back bitch Guru who was grew bar.
• 26:30
  It's a goal in their cup, right? Yeah Screw me
• 26:44
  then. Oh, it's two P's. Oh, my bad. I mean, Steve
• 26:51
  Mason's the only, like, the best guess I'd have.
• 26:54
  But let's save that for last so we don't... Yeah,
• 26:56
  we don't screw up. Colorado, Vancouver. Heinen
• 27:02
  never played for Vancouver, I don't think. Heinen?
• 27:05
  Ganton Heinen. We caught him in a trade for Vancouver.
• 27:07
  I meant Colorado. I was going to say Kyle. How
• 27:11
  high are you right now, man? Yes. No, it's high
• 27:15
  R. St. Louis, Vancouver, you can get Ryan Miller.
• 27:20
  Mm -hmm. Wait, Ryan Miller picked for St. Louis?
• 27:23
  Briefly. Very brief. Really? He was a trick.
• 27:27
  He went from Buffalo to St. Louis at the trade
• 27:31
  deadline that of 2014. Jeff. I had no clue. Jeff,
• 27:34
  he's right. Good shit. All right. Oh, um... I
• 27:42
  know Vancouver just got somebody who was a keeper
• 27:44
  Shearwood. I know he got, I think he got traded
• 27:46
  there. But from where? Was that from Colorado?
• 27:54
  I'm not confident enough. Jack Johnson never
• 27:59
  played for Vancouver. Obviously not like the
• 28:05
  guys I have right now. Like, you know, McKinnon,
• 28:08
  McCarr, Landis, Cog. Brayton in Not ranked anymore.
• 28:14
  What's that? Not ranked anymore. Oh yeah, I know.
• 28:17
  Cause you know, he's not supposed to say shit
• 28:19
  about Adelphi, but he's in Carabina. That's another
• 28:22
  one we'll fucking get to. That happened last
• 28:25
  week. That happened... Was that this week? I
• 28:28
  thought it was. That was last week. We just forgot
• 28:32
  to cover it last week. We covered it? I thought
• 28:34
  we covered it briefly. If not, we'll talk about
• 28:37
  it later. Philly and Vancouver. I'm trying to
• 28:45
  think of both current and former. Let's try January
• 28:50
  24th. Which, okay, what's that? Trevor Van Rinsdijk.
• 28:57
  I don't know if he ever played for Philly. I
• 28:59
  know he played for Washington. I'm pretty sure
• 29:02
  he played for Vancouver. I don't think you played
• 29:06
  for Philly. I don't, James played for Stikless
• 29:08
  and Philly. I don't know about Trevor. Philly,
• 29:10
  Boston, Toronto. I think that's it. Almost got
• 29:16
  traded to Detroit at the deadline that year.
• 29:19
  Remember, I was the one who hung up the phone.
• 29:22
  Savage. I'll call or I don't pay a coon. This
• 29:28
  one is like, it's right there in your face. I
• 29:31
  feel like it's an obvious one, but I can't, you
• 29:34
  know. Think of it. I mean this one could go as
• 29:38
  far back as like Where was Colorado before they
• 29:44
  were in Colorado? Quebec? How about Vancouver?
• 29:48
  I know Vancouver goes far back to like the 70s
• 29:51
  80s so could be someone from Quebec, Vancouver.
• 29:55
  Yeah, because Vancouver came in the same time
• 29:57
  and league as Buffalo did which was 74. I thought
• 30:02
  Buffalo came in the 67 with the Penguins. Nope.
• 30:05
  Buffalo didn't. Did they not sell 74? Oh no,
• 30:07
  70, sorry. I was going to say their 50th anniversary
• 30:09
  was the 1920 season. I got to see the one we
• 30:14
  went to in Pittsburgh there celebrating their
• 30:16
  50th. Yeah, so it was... In the game against
• 30:19
  Pittsburgh we went to in Buffalo. First time,
• 30:21
  or first visit to Buffalo. There was like 80
• 30:26
  -20 Penguins fans, 80 % Penguins fans in their
• 30:28
  arena. That was great. Let's go a bit as we've
• 30:31
  gone. It's been majority Sabres fans. Well, I'll
• 30:37
  finish it after this. Oh my god. Philly, Vancouver.
• 30:41
  That's another one that should be like right
• 30:44
  there in your face. I didn't go to Vancouver.
• 30:52
  Fuck you. Philly and the winds. I mean, that
• 30:55
  could be like Camp Talbot, but like... Uh, Sergey
• 31:00
  Rapparovsky. I know he's been there for a couple
• 31:03
  of the winds. Yeah, but I don't know if it has
• 31:06
  to be with that. Click on the how to play down
• 31:09
  below and see if it says like stat and team.
• 31:15
  Stat and a team, the player's achievement must
• 31:17
  have been recorded while they're a member of
• 31:19
  that team during their respective season. Okay.
• 31:22
  So I mean yeah, Steve Mason would be like, would
• 31:25
  fit. Might be the only one that would fit. All
• 31:27
  right. So I know he was there for a while. No,
• 31:33
  damn. Who the fuck was th - who was there there,
• 31:36
  cup run? It wasn't Bobrowski. I think it was
• 31:47
  Neuwirth? Yeah. I don't think it was Neuwirth
• 31:49
  either. Oh, fuck. It might have been like their
• 31:56
  camped halibut days, but... I'll hold. 2013 is
• 32:03
  when I came into the league, so. Couldn't have
• 32:05
  been. Fuck. Who did they have that year? I'm
• 32:18
  blanking on the last three. I am Phil. I feel
• 32:21
  like Philly, Vancouver, I can't keep. I feel
• 32:23
  like Philly, Vancouver, I should get it. Tyler
• 32:30
  Myers went straight over to Vancouver for Buffalo
• 32:33
  Real. He also played in Winnipeg, I believe,
• 32:36
  didn't he? Oh yeah. I'm gonna stop with Winnipeg.
• 32:38
  I don't think he's ever in Philly. I'm trying
• 32:43
  to think of all the places... Max Talbot played
• 32:51
  for Philly, Pittsburgh. Oh yeah, did he have
• 32:55
  a small stint in Vancouver? I'm thinking also
• 32:59
  Matt Cook. He did Washington, Colorado, no not
• 33:03
  Colorado, Vancouver, Pittsburgh. Did he paint
• 33:06
  Colorado? Matt Cook? Matt Cook. He's named Vancouver,
• 33:12
  Washington, Pittsburgh. I don't think so. Craig
• 33:20
  Adams did Carabao. What about, um, where all
• 33:22
  did Koliakovow play? Who? Carlo Koliakovow? Hey,
• 33:29
  I don't know. I know it. Rhino Riley never played
• 33:32
  for Vancouver. And he never played for Philly.
• 33:36
  He's only been Colorado, Buffalo, Nashville,
• 33:40
  St. Louis. I think I'm like, um... What's more
• 33:51
  goaltenders that... that Philly, or Jesus, Colorado
• 33:56
  has gone through? A group hour they had. Um,
• 34:00
  Kemper. Kemper. Kemper did Washington. Also did
• 34:05
  Washington. Brandon Holtby, Philly, Vancouver.
• 34:07
  No, no, Washington. He did for Washington. Never
• 34:09
  mind. Are you okay? I saw Washington and I just
• 34:13
  saw it thought it was Brandon Holtby. Yeah, Holtby's
• 34:17
  only been Vancouver, Washington, Dallas. Yeah,
• 34:21
  I was confusing Philly with Washington. I get
• 34:24
  that Washington and Philly are our rivals, but
• 34:27
  like... I hate them both equally. I got nothing
• 34:32
  on these last ones. Oh, come on. Oh, what? Oh,
• 34:45
  man! Sergey Bobrovsky. He must have been there,
• 34:50
  that cup run, then. Honestly, I never realized
• 34:57
  he played for Philly. I know he played for Philly.
• 34:59
  He was drafted by Philly or started there at
• 35:01
  least. His first season was the 2010 -2011 season.
• 35:14
  So the year after their cup run. Did they have
• 35:17
  a cup run 2011 season? 2011 playoffs it would
• 35:20
  have been. at least one more than a round. I
• 35:25
  thought they made it to the second, first, only
• 35:29
  the first round, second round that year. If I
• 35:32
  remember. So he, Bob Ross, he won at least five
• 35:36
  playoff games with Philly. Uh, 2011, that playoff
• 35:44
  run, they lost in the conference semi -finals.
• 35:48
  It doesn't say who to. Okay. Wow. good pull all
• 35:53
  right yeah i and then the following year as well
• 35:57
  they lost in the semi -finals so both years that
• 36:01
  the bob was there a random name that popped into
• 36:02
  my head i don't know if he played for philly
• 36:04
  is trevor lyndon i know he i thought he bounced
• 36:09
  around a little bit no okay all right let's see
• 36:15
  luke shen dilzato sam dungy Thomas Sostito. Mark
• 36:27
  Friedman. Yeah, we didn't really miss a lot of
• 36:31
  obvious names. Wendell Young. Matt Sundeen. From
• 36:38
  Colorado, Vancouver. Ian Cole. Brad May. Keeper
• 36:44
  Sherwood, I said that! I fucking said Keeper
• 36:47
  Sherwood and I wasn't sure where he came from.
• 36:50
  Fuck. Jason, uh, Jason, I hate that. Brad Richards.
• 37:00
  Honestly, I'm not too... I'm not too mad about
• 37:03
  that, honestly. We could have also done Ron Hexdahl,
• 37:06
  Briskolov, Michael Leighton, Bernie Perag, Michael
• 37:12
  Leighton and Brea - Carhartt. Carahart, Brea
• 37:16
  - Emory, Brian Elliott, Marty Beron, Kam Talbot
• 37:20
  could have fit in there, Michael Neuverth! Martin
• 37:24
  Jones Every fucking name we said could have fit
• 37:26
  in there Peter Morazic I mean I was wrong like
• 37:35
  he only played 27 games with Vancouver or with
• 37:39
  Colorado for two years He played he's played
• 37:41
  more this year with Vancouver than he did with
• 37:43
  Colorado for two years, so I fucking said here
• 37:47
  for sure one didn't I oh my god Peter Moravzic
• 37:51
  splits time between Detroit and Philadelphia
• 37:53
  in the 17 -18 season. So that's how he fits.
• 37:58
  In that season, he did 22 games to Detroit and
• 38:02
  17 games to Philadelphia before moving on to
• 38:05
  Carolina, Toronto for a season, and then he's
• 38:08
  been to Chicago since the 22 -23 season. So yeah,
• 38:13
  he's been on five teams. All right. Well, let's
• 38:16
  do the double redeem ourselves. Let's try the
• 38:19
  pyramid. Got to do something decent here tonight.
• 38:25
  Yeah, go find a mock -up. 50 goals scored in
• 38:27
  a career. Anybody that has scored 50 goals in
• 38:30
  their career. Jake Gensel. Because he won't fit
• 38:35
  anywhere else on that board. 50 goals that has
• 38:37
  played for... The Rangers. Right off the bat,
• 38:42
  I think JT Miller is going to be the top. Yeah.
• 38:45
  Right off the bat, I can tell you that. If we
• 38:48
  can get to the top. Yeah, if we can get there.
• 38:51
  But we could do Yeah, I was gonna say Mika. Or
• 38:56
  do you want to save him for the 500 games played?
• 38:59
  The 50 points in the season. We can also do Chris
• 39:02
  Kreider. We can also do Panera. Well, let's do
• 39:06
  yeah, let's do Kreider for this. We'll do Mika
• 39:08
  for the 500 plus and we can do the Panarin for
• 39:14
  any team. So we said, what, Kreider? Yeah. It's
• 39:22
  EIA. 500 games, Mika. Printing air bread. AR,
• 39:36
  P -A -N -A -R. Wait, I'm sorry, what? P -A -N
• 39:41
  -A -R. Alright, then this one. Someone that played
• 39:50
  for Vancouver in New York. It's not JT Miller.
• 39:56
  That's the key. That's not JT Miller. I want
• 39:59
  to see if we can get this without you in the
• 40:00
  lifeline, too. Um... Here, let me exit out with
• 40:09
  this. Vancouver. Rangers. 500 games. 50 points
• 40:16
  season. 50 gold season. Alright, it's a career
• 40:19
  for the gold career. The Rangers and the Canucks.
• 40:23
  Oh! Mark Messier. Yeah? Yeah. Mark Messier, good
• 40:27
  pull. And JT Miller at the top, right? Boom.
• 40:35
  Yep, there you go. Just like that, let's go.
• 40:36
  Alright, we're deemed ourselves. Shocker with
• 40:41
  Wayne Gretzky at the number four. Say I he's
• 40:45
  only more popular than I'm Panera bread and yogurt
• 40:48
  can't miss you. I'm each Savannah check writer
• 40:51
  any 50 goals score Somebody fucking Jonathan
• 40:59
  Chi Chi was a top five What the fuck Are you
• 41:05
  fucking kidding me out of anybody anybody can
• 41:08
  make Jonathan Chi Chi was a fucking top five
• 41:11
  What? fucking Jonathan cheat you what the fuck
• 41:20
  that's hilarious that's the funniest fucking
• 41:24
  thing I've heard so far oh yeah that'll jump
• 41:29
  us into just a couple of NHL milestones that
• 41:33
  happened this week we can jump into me and Colin's
• 41:36
  little too many games and then our main topic
• 41:38
  for the week Alright, on January 26th, Ethan
• 41:44
  Del Maestro of the Chicago Blackhawks recorded
• 41:46
  his first career NHL point. On the 27th, Quinn
• 41:50
  Hughes became the first Canucks defenseman ever
• 41:53
  to record 100 multi -point games. Joining to
• 41:57
  the 29th, Linus Carlsen of the Vancouver Canucks
• 42:00
  scored his first career NHL goal versus the Nashville
• 42:03
  Predators. Dmitry Kulikov played in his 1000th
• 42:07
  career game and Adam Larson played in his 900th
• 42:09
  career game. On the 30th, Marc -André Fleury
• 42:13
  becomes the first goaltender in NHL history to
• 42:15
  record a shut -up both as a teenager and as a
• 42:18
  40 or older player. Parker Ford of the Winnipeg
• 42:22
  Jets scored his first career NHL goal versus
• 42:25
  the Bruins. Also in that game Charlie McElvoy
• 42:28
  played in his 500th game. Zach Bogosian played
• 42:31
  in his 900th and Victor Hedman played in his
• 42:34
  1100th. And Marc Gatcombe of the Islanders scored
• 42:38
  his first career NHL goal against the Flyers.
• 42:41
  On February 1st, Paul Maurice became the fourth
• 42:44
  coach in NHL history to reach 900 wins. Brady
• 42:49
  Kochuk recorded his 100th multi -point game.
• 42:53
  Jake Sanderson recorded his 100th career point.
• 42:57
  And Brett Burns recorded his 900th career point.
• 43:00
  I know that one's been on the watch for quite
• 43:02
  some time now. Tage Thompson recorded his 300th
• 43:06
  point. Jonathan quick becomes the 15th goaltender
• 43:10
  in history to record 400 wins the first American
• 43:13
  born goaltender to do so and Then the defenseman
• 43:16
  allies peterson of the Vancouver Canucks recorded
• 43:19
  his first NHL point versus the Red Wings A couple
• 43:23
  of trades to go over the big one. We just mentioned
• 43:25
  that we missed talking about last week somehow
• 43:28
  Carolina for Caroline Ford's Carolina Hurkings
• 43:31
  acquiring forwards Miko Reintanen from the Colorado
• 43:35
  Avalanche and Ford Taylor Hall from the Chicago
• 43:37
  Blackhawks. Carolina sends Jack Drury and Martin
• 43:41
  H .S. to Colorado with a second round pick in
• 43:44
  the 2025 draft and a fourth round pick in 2026.
• 43:48
  Carolina also acquires Chicago Ford Prospect
• 43:51
  Nils Juntorp and Chicago acquires a third round
• 43:54
  pick in 2025 from Carolina. And also 50 % of
• 43:59
  reincidence. That was like a what though? What
• 44:01
  the fuck just happened? Well, number one, what
• 44:04
  is Chicago thinking right now? Like, what are
• 44:07
  they thinking? You retain half a salary of a
• 44:11
  player you're not even going to talk about, and
• 44:14
  a prospect. Wait, who are they retaining? Chicago's
• 44:17
  retaining 50 % of Rantons. Yeah. What? Yeah.
• 44:22
  He didn't fucking play for them. What? Yeah.
• 44:26
  Chicago's getting 50 % of its contracts while...
• 44:29
  The other 50 % and the player is going to Carolina.
• 44:34
  What? That's fucking wild. I didn't know that.
• 44:38
  That's crazy. In one trade, they got Drury. No,
• 44:43
  they got Renton in the hall and a Prospect. And
• 44:47
  that's nuts, dude. That's the fleece of the century
• 44:51
  right there. At least that's worse than what
• 44:53
  we just talked about, the Don Chichuan. I think
• 44:54
  it was quite con, because con I were... I think
• 44:59
  this was like one of the intermissions, first
• 45:01
  or second. I think it was the second intermission.
• 45:04
  Connor and I were like, what? Like, why would,
• 45:10
  as Chicago, why would you accept that trade -off?
• 45:13
  You get a draft pick, and you get a salary that
• 45:17
  you don't have a player who's not even playing
• 45:19
  for you. That's nuts. Like, I didn't know that.
• 45:21
  That's crazy. I didn't see more wild. I saw the,
• 45:26
  uh, one of the Chicago... Blackhawks fan pages,
• 45:29
  they're outraged because of this. They're like,
• 45:32
  why? I'd be, yeah. I'd be. That was dumb of them.
• 45:37
  A couple more, one that everybody kind of saw
• 45:39
  coming and then a couple other ones that were
• 45:40
  just like, what the hell? Philadelphia Flyers
• 45:42
  acquire Ford's Andrei Kuzmanko in Jacob Pelletier,
• 45:46
  a second run pick in the 2025 draft, and a seventh
• 45:49
  round in the 2028 from the category Flames in
• 45:52
  exchange for Ford's Morgan Frost and Joel Farabee.
• 45:55
  That's when I was like, damn. Philly just traded
• 45:57
  two of their younger guys that have been there
• 45:59
  for a while now. Which I'm only guessing that
• 46:02
  both of those guys are due to be free agents
• 46:04
  or unrestricted free agents just based on their
• 46:08
  time, based on their age. I think they're both
• 46:10
  like 24, 25 years old. I didn't realize on Michael
• 46:14
  Misa's brother Luke was a prospect for Philly.
• 46:19
  I actually didn't know that. His brother was
• 46:24
  drafted by Philly. Also on January 31st, the
• 46:28
  Rangers reacquired JT Miller and defenseman Eric
• 46:32
  Branstom and Jackson Dorrington from Vancouver
• 46:35
  for forwards Philip Chittle, defenseman Victor
• 46:39
  Mancini, and a first round pick in the 2025 NHL
• 46:44
  Draft. That's another robbery from the Rangers.
• 46:49
  I think the Rangers robbed them. I think they
• 46:51
  could have gone at least a first and a second.
• 46:54
  Well, I mean with chiddle going out, I mean I
• 46:57
  get it chiddles a middle six forward No, we knew
• 47:01
  I mean we knew One of either pete peterson or
• 47:05
  Miller's gonna be trading that knew they weren't
• 47:06
  gonna treat peterson So so I'm not surprised
• 47:09
  about that trade. I wish penguins would have
• 47:11
  tried to get GT Miller I've always liked GT Miller,
• 47:13
  but instead the penguins got for Denton Hyden,
• 47:17
  defenseman Vincent D 'Arne, and for prospect
• 47:20
  Melvin Thurnstrom. And a first round pick of
• 47:23
  20 -25 for Marcus Pedersen and Drew Connor. That
• 47:29
  one kind of stung a little bit. I'm okay with
• 47:31
  Pedersen going. I know he's been on the training
• 47:33
  block for a while. It's a DLC that we make. That
• 47:36
  kind of hurts. I mean, I'm okay with just, DLC
• 47:40
  in my opinion has not reached the potential that
• 47:43
  he has and does. and has continued to show. I
• 47:47
  just don't think he's going to be able to reach
• 47:48
  that potential in Pittsburgh, at least not with
• 47:51
  the middle of this rebuild that we're in. And
• 47:53
  we've been dreading using that word for this
• 47:56
  team for the past couple years now. I really
• 47:58
  like that first round pick. Oh, I love that first
• 48:00
  round pick. When I see the stat the other day,
• 48:02
  I saw the thing I told you over the headset there,
• 48:06
  the game chat the other day. We have like 25
• 48:09
  picks over the first three rounds in the next
• 48:11
  three years or something like that. That's wild.
• 48:13
  No, I think it's 25 picks overall within the
• 48:16
  next three drafts, which is nuts. Which as long
• 48:19
  as we're, you know, we don't pull Jimmy Rutherford
• 48:22
  and trade all, you know, first round picks away
• 48:24
  for the next 10 years, then considering, I think
• 48:28
  we've only had one first round draft pick since
• 48:30
  he came in in 2013, 2014. Honestly, we had a
• 48:35
  first round just when they bought on and got
• 48:37
  Jager in it. Yeah, but that was the last one.
• 48:40
  That was the last one. Last year we had, we picked
• 48:42
  up... Who do we draft first round on this year?
• 48:46
  I can't have a first round this past year. I
• 48:47
  thought we did They didn't have a first round
• 48:49
  this past year. We definitely that's how we definitely
• 48:51
  did But I did the trade that went down yesterday
• 48:54
  the Dallas door stealth stars acquiring Ford's
• 48:57
  Mikael Grandland in defenseman Cody CC two former
• 49:00
  Penguins from the San Jose Sharks in exchange
• 49:02
  for a first round pick in 2025 in the third round
• 49:04
  in 2025 I was actually surprised they got They
• 49:08
  got a first round out of them. You get a first
• 49:11
  round out of Mikel Grandin and Cody Cece? Yeah,
• 49:14
  you got fucking robbed. Yeah. I mean, Grandin
• 49:17
  has had a great year with San Jose and he's finally
• 49:20
  living up to the potential that he had that I
• 49:22
  was excited to see in Pittsburgh and just never
• 49:24
  panned out. He was not good as a penguin. Our
• 49:27
  first round draft pick in the 2024 draft was
• 49:31
  used by Buffalo. Who did they take? Consta Hillinus.
• 49:36
  Okay, I thought we swear we had a first pick.
• 49:39
  I knew we traded our first round. Who was our
• 49:41
  first pick then? Who was in the second round?
• 49:44
  Please hold while I answer your call. Yeah, second
• 49:48
  round, pick number 12 in the second round. So
• 49:51
  44th overall for Harrison Brunneke. Brunneke,
• 49:54
  I knew it was like Brunneke, but I didn't know
• 49:56
  it was second round. And then we got one two
• 49:59
  picks later, Tanner Howe. Tanner Howe, okay.
• 50:02
  A defenseman then a left winger. All right, and
• 50:06
  now that was it for round two. Gotcha. I mean,
• 50:10
  yeah, like I said, I'm excited for the future
• 50:13
  of these Penguins games. Obviously right now,
• 50:16
  we're just not good. Like I said, we're not used
• 50:19
  to this as Penguins fans, to being as bad as
• 50:21
  we are. About to be our third straight season
• 50:23
  and missing the playoffs after making it for,
• 50:25
  what, 18 straight. There are a lot of guys that
• 50:29
  kind of hope... There's a handful of guys that
• 50:33
  are in... this year's draft they're in the third
• 50:35
  and gonna be projecting the first time kind of
• 50:38
  a couple form a couple honors matt's matthew
• 50:41
  schaeffer but she's not gonna drop that far away
• 50:42
  even if we drop all the way down like a sixth
• 50:44
  pick he's not gonna drop that far away low like
• 50:48
  high t on top if we can get if we can get i think
• 50:53
  we can get pick around nine ten eleven i think
• 50:56
  it'd be a good time to snipe snipe malcolm But
• 50:59
  even if we drop as low as getting the fourth
• 51:02
  pick, or even if we get a lottery pick and get
• 51:04
  the third, I still don't think Schaeffer's gonna
• 51:07
  drop that far. No. I can very honestly say Schaeffer
• 51:09
  possibly going first overall. Yeah, at the very
• 51:12
  least he'll go number two, number two is number
• 51:14
  three. Yeah, unless he has a horrific drop off
• 51:18
  like Shane Wright did that one year. He was all
• 51:21
  the hype to be the first and he ended up going
• 51:22
  fifth or sixth or something like that. Which
• 51:26
  I think that's the year what? Yaraj Tsiolkovsky
• 51:29
  won first. But yeah, like if they can't snag
• 51:34
  like Spencer or anything, like there are other
• 51:37
  guys that I kind of... Even like Michael Misa
• 51:41
  possibly. I say he'll be top five and then...
• 51:44
  Probably him. He was fourth. January was fourth?
• 51:47
  Okay. Seattle was. And 2024, yeah. Which was
• 51:51
  the same year as you were writing Tsiolkovsky.
• 51:54
  Because the top five is... King going either
• 51:57
  way. It's Schaefer, Haggins, Marton, and Misa.
• 52:03
  I mean, I think Marton is still pretty overrated
• 52:05
  personally, but I mean, we'll see. Nicole, you
• 52:11
  got your blind ratings this week? Yeah. I mean,
• 52:15
  I forgot to do this beforehand, but that's an
• 52:19
  easy thing. What do we got this week? That's
• 52:22
  the topic. So, it is first overall draft picks
• 52:28
  in our lifetime. Going all the way back to the
• 52:32
  1997 draft. Coming in, no pun intended, first
• 52:38
  overall, in 1997, to Boston, Jumbo Joe Thornton.
• 52:46
  Okay. You gotta think, even the past 10 years,
• 52:50
  some of the talent that's come out with... Austin
• 52:52
  Matthews, Jack Hughes, Niko Heasher, Connor McDavid,
• 52:59
  even like Brian Nugent -Hopkins, Taylor Hall,
• 53:04
  Connor Medard, Sidney Crosby, all that talent,
• 53:09
  all of it, Ledgekin, Flurry, so I mean Jumbo
• 53:13
  Joe is great, I mean his career, I mean went
• 53:16
  on to have the career, you know, I think like
• 53:18
  1200, 1300 career points, whatever, I think he's
• 53:20
  Going down is one of the greatest players to
• 53:22
  ever not win a cup. But just with how much talent
• 53:26
  there has been on the first overall slot, I think
• 53:29
  you have to go four, maybe even five. I'd say
• 53:34
  I'd push five. Will you put them all the way
• 53:36
  at the bottom right away? Yeah. Five, okay. Okay.
• 53:44
  I'm just making sure I get to the ball side of
• 53:46
  the same right, sorry. All right. Number two
• 53:49
  on the list, in 2019, To the Devils, Mr. Jack
• 53:54
  Hughes. Regards, I think it's safe to put him
• 54:19
  right in the middle at three. I put him at three
• 54:22
  He likes to fuck with us though and he's he's
• 54:26
  pretty he's gotten pretty good at this I know
• 54:27
  we've kind of read through him the first like
• 54:29
  one or two of these that he did but He's been
• 54:31
  he's been fucking with us. All right number three
• 54:33
  In 2024 to the San Jose Sharks Macklin celebrating
• 54:40
  it. All right, I mean four. Yeah We've just only
• 54:46
  seen this. Haven't seen enough out of them. That's
• 54:48
  what I said. I feel like we should have put Thornton
• 54:50
  at four, but that's okay. Alright. In 2003, the
• 54:59
  Pittsburgh Penguins draft Mark Andre Fleury.
• 55:03
  Number one. I mean, regardless, I'm okay. Even
• 55:05
  if you give me Obi or Crosby, I'm okay with either
• 55:08
  of those guys being at number two. No matter
• 55:10
  who you give us, I'm okay with them being at
• 55:11
  number two. You are gonna regret that. Even if
• 55:15
  it's Crosby, I'm okay with it being number two.
• 55:16
  You're gonna regret that. I hope you fucking
• 55:19
  know. You're gonna fucking regret that. And going
• 55:22
  into number two slot, in 2000, the year 2000,
• 55:27
  the New York Islanders draft goaltender Rick
• 55:30
  DiPretro. Oh, fuck. Yes! Damn, okay. I mean,
• 55:37
  he had a great run there early in his career.
• 55:40
  Just, you know. Biggest waste of contract in
• 55:42
  NHL history the 15 -year deal and what was it
• 55:44
  saying? Well, 2013 20 20 it goes to what? No
• 55:49
  fucking pain. I did and he's unbelievable He's
• 55:52
  still a broadcaster for them. So he's paying
• 55:54
  them and they're still paying him in more ways
• 55:55
  than one. So Fuck. I mean, okay, that's I mean
• 56:00
  drop it switch D. Pietro and Hughes around And
• 56:03
  maybe bump Thor and up. Yeah up to four and that's
• 56:06
  not bad. But I mean, I Don't hate that I just
• 56:10
  thought the fact I turned it on, I could guess,
• 56:12
  like, you're not gonna fucking regret this. Well
• 56:14
  I'm glad we didn't put Floria 2 in the DPS trial
• 56:16
  once. Holy shit. I'm okay with that. As soon
• 56:20
  as I heard 2003, I'm like, number one. Number
• 56:22
  one. Yeah. Do you only have one this week? Yeah,
• 56:25
  I only have one this week. I also have one of
• 56:28
  the same thing I did last week. So, do you guys
• 56:30
  remember the rules of what it was last week?
• 56:34
  Or not the rules, but what I did last week? No,
• 56:37
  I got I listed the ten players in the other guess.
• 56:40
  Oh, yeah, that's right. I did the same thing
• 56:42
  But uh, obviously new list of players All right,
• 56:46
  guess the category first name Thomas Tatar Players
• 56:54
  who've played for five plus teams. No, I'm gonna
• 56:57
  do that again Former player that played for the
• 57:02
  Red Wins. No, okay second Jack Johnson Dead weight.
• 57:11
  Players didn't play for five teams. Players didn't
• 57:14
  play for eight teams. Oh, God. Stay in the Cup
• 57:18
  Champions. Former Stay in the Cup Champions.
• 57:21
  Not a bad guess. Mitch Marner. See, I can't say
• 57:30
  players who would pick third overall, because
• 57:33
  Tatar was not picked third overall. So I can't
• 57:36
  go with that. In modern wasn't even third over
• 57:39
  on his he was six So it's hot so I think six
• 57:43
  or seven so first yeah, and you might you can't
• 57:47
  even see he wasn't drafted They were drafted
• 57:49
  in the first round because Tatar was never drafted
• 57:51
  in the first round. Yep. So that's gonna be wrong
• 57:55
  Next thing Matt Martin Jack teams are played
• 58:05
  in the metro I mean players that played in the
• 58:08
  Metro. Mitch Moran never played in the Metro.
• 58:10
  That's the player. That's right. I don't know
• 58:13
  why he said that. And we can't say, you know,
• 58:16
  players that have played in Toronto because Tatar
• 58:20
  never played for Toronto. And Johnson never played
• 58:22
  in Toronto. Okay, well, all I wasn't sure of
• 58:24
  was that was one of the ten teams that Jack Johnson
• 58:26
  played for. You're right. You did say this one
• 58:48
  was a little bit tougher this week. Guesses?
• 58:56
  No guesses? No. Steven Stamkos. Here's where
• 59:07
  Jersey numbers are. Oh, no. Never mind. I was
• 59:10
  going to say it because Mitch Warner's number
• 59:12
  16. And that doesn't fit. Ontario born players.
• 59:24
  Okay. That's nothing. Ricard Raquel. Oh fuck.
• 59:33
  I see something and then the next player makes
• 59:36
  me look like a fucking moron. That's so frustrating.
• 59:51
  A player that's actually won eight rounds. No.
• 59:57
  Next name, Brian Boyle. It's so simple that you're
• 1:00:08
  going to fucking hate me, but at the same time,
• 1:00:11
  like, you might, you should get some credit for
• 1:00:13
  thinking of these. Nothing? Nope. Mark Messier.
• 1:00:31
  And finally, Mike Modano. Fuck, you're... Why
• 1:00:36
  are we throwing that through the loop, man? I'll
• 1:00:41
  go through the ten again. Thomas Tatar, Mitch
• 1:00:44
  Marner, Jack Johnson, Matt Martin, Tyler Toffoli,
• 1:00:49
  Steven Stamkos, Ricard Raquel, Brian Boyle, Marc
• 1:00:53
  Messier, Mike Modano. The answer is quite literally
• 1:01:03
  in front of your face. Oh, players where like
• 1:01:08
  the first and last initials are... Alliteration
• 1:01:11
  names, yep. Fuck! I thought while I was trying
• 1:01:16
  to fuck with you guys like those first couple
• 1:01:18
  names and... Damn. I feel so fucking stupid for...
• 1:01:24
  I feel so fucking stupid for saying that. That
• 1:01:26
  was actually a pretty good one. Yeah, I was trying
• 1:01:28
  to fuck with you like putting the names in a
• 1:01:30
  certain order and... Alright, main topic, I know
• 1:01:56
  we really haven't done one these past couple
• 1:01:58
  weeks or months or... It's been a while. It's
• 1:02:01
  been a while since we came in with like, this
• 1:02:02
  is what we're talking about tonight. Yeah, so
• 1:02:04
  it's been a hot minute. And this is what it's
• 1:02:06
  been on our back burner for a couple weeks now.
• 1:02:09
  And what better time to do it than now, the week
• 1:02:12
  before the Super Bowl. It is the NHL to NFL fantasy
• 1:02:17
  draft. We originally were going to do the three
• 1:02:20
  of us. You know, we each pick a player to our
• 1:02:24
  teams for a position, any specific position,
• 1:02:28
  which we'll go over here in a minute. But then
• 1:02:30
  we decided, it's late enough, we're all tired,
• 1:02:33
  we all want to get through this. It's already
• 1:02:35
  about 20 minutes to 11, our time. It's time to
• 1:02:40
  record and so, yeah, Sunday night and we all
• 1:02:43
  work Monday morning, so. So, here are our positions.
• 1:02:46
  We're going to do a quarterback, a running back.
• 1:02:49
  two receivers, a tight end, and a flex position
• 1:02:52
  for our offense. And then for our defense, we're
• 1:02:55
  gonna do three linebackers, which two are the
• 1:02:58
  outside and one is middle, two corners, and two
• 1:03:02
  safeties. And so we're not doing either one of
• 1:03:04
  like the offensive line or the defensive line,
• 1:03:07
  just. Physically because obviously you can't
• 1:03:09
  tell you're not gonna have a 350 pound skater
• 1:03:12
  on me. I said be pretty wide You're only gonna
• 1:03:15
  some of these offensive linemen can be pushing
• 1:03:17
  350 400, you know defensive linemen can be pushing
• 1:03:20
  anywhere from 250 to 350 So you're only gonna
• 1:03:23
  find you know, four or five big boys and I ain't
• 1:03:26
  sure I'm just playing a jump later. You're gonna
• 1:03:28
  find is maybe like 250. So Yeah, good fucking
• 1:03:31
  luck, you know, we want to go in order but this
• 1:03:34
  is a name that immediately popped into my mind
• 1:03:36
  and I'd be like he'd be a perfect edge rusher
• 1:03:39
  you know like that that michael parsons or that
• 1:03:41
  t .j. watt ryan reese yeah i was gonna say he'd
• 1:03:44
  be perfect like a perfect edge rusher like you
• 1:03:46
  know like a t .j. white or a michael parsons
• 1:03:49
  yeah i was gonna say i was gonna put him down
• 1:03:51
  as an outside linebacker an outside linebacker
• 1:03:53
  yeah i was gonna put uh between him and who's
• 1:03:57
  the guy that you jeff i think you said the video
• 1:04:00
  a while ago between him and i think someone in
• 1:04:03
  club is that heavyweight fight yeah that What
• 1:04:06
  was his name? Yeah, Felix. I'll go try to find
• 1:04:12
  it real quick. That's a name that I popped in
• 1:04:15
  my head immediately when I as soon as we thought
• 1:04:17
  about this I'm like if I get the pick, I'm taking
• 1:04:19
  Ryan Rees as an edge roger immediately. I was
• 1:04:23
  gonna say for my first pick I was gonna go QB
• 1:04:25
  but I have Sidney Crosby as QB just because his
• 1:04:30
  mindset his vision to be able to see the playing
• 1:04:32
  surface whatever it is he has the perfect like
• 1:04:35
  I also have some perfect chill in a second. Okay,
• 1:04:38
  you guys follow me. I will lead us to victory
• 1:04:40
  I'll take us to the whole next level and I think
• 1:04:43
  that's something a QB Has to do be calm under
• 1:04:48
  any situation lead it lead them to glory glory
• 1:04:51
  town take all the blame if you lose and you know
• 1:04:55
  Cross be dedicated that's you know, that's dedicated
• 1:05:01
  to not just the sport but the team as a whole
• 1:05:04
  He's been through thick and thin with this team,
• 1:05:06
  obviously seeing the thin the past couple years
• 1:05:08
  here. But he's seen it all from the beginning
• 1:05:11
  of his career to now to the middle of his career
• 1:05:13
  and then during his height, the penguins height.
• 1:05:18
  That's a good one right there at the start. For
• 1:05:22
  running back, I would definitely have to go with
• 1:05:24
  a little bit of speed there, a little bit of
• 1:05:26
  agility. Both running backs and receivers, you
• 1:05:30
  need speed. Well, I'm thinking for agility wise
• 1:05:33
  as well, you know while carrying the ball or
• 1:05:36
  carrying the puck Connor McDavid I have to say
• 1:05:38
  is one of those guys who have obviously has proven
• 1:05:41
  that he has this puck hit the puck handling versus
• 1:05:43
  You know compare that to you know ball carrying
• 1:05:45
  and stuff like that and then just again Running
• 1:05:49
  back to the same time need to be a little bit
• 1:05:51
  more more build and Connor McDavid really isn't
• 1:05:54
  yeah no that's that's fair um so i can definitely
• 1:05:57
  see mcdavid is more of a receiver uh our wide
• 1:06:01
  receiver one i think so yeah um i found who reese
• 1:06:05
  fought that name is from columbus matthew oliver
• 1:06:09
  matthew oliver yeah matthew oliver is he that
• 1:06:12
  big i see he's 61 226 pounds oh wow okay i think
• 1:06:21
  they use that big All right, so for the offense
• 1:06:24
  we still need a running back our second wide
• 1:06:27
  receiver a tight end and our flex Tight end you
• 1:06:31
  want you want somebody that's you know, a little
• 1:06:33
  bit bigger I was there's two the one there's
• 1:06:36
  one. I mean they came to mind to me was page
• 1:06:38
  Thompson Yeah, that's a good one. There's our
• 1:06:42
  tight end the tight end. I like that Jeff I say
• 1:06:45
  Tate's Thompson immediately came to mind when
• 1:06:48
  we for tight end I'm gonna misspell these guys,
• 1:06:52
  I'm sorry. It's T -H -O -N -P. So a flex that
• 1:06:58
  can be, if we're doing this fantasy -wise, your
• 1:07:00
  flex can be either a running back, a wide receiver,
• 1:07:03
  sometimes can be a tight end. Can fit into any
• 1:07:06
  one of your slots. Me personally, when I play,
• 1:07:08
  I usually do a second tight end for my flex.
• 1:07:12
  They're nice, easy, kind of like fill in the
• 1:07:15
  play. Two running backs, two receivers, two tight
• 1:07:18
  ends. depending on the day and the matchups as
• 1:07:21
  well if I start them or not. I usually almost
• 1:07:24
  always have two tight ends in my team. Oh, middle
• 1:07:29
  linebacker, I was thinking Sam Reinhardt. He
• 1:07:32
  might not be the biggest, but he can lay down
• 1:07:34
  a couple hits if he needs to. Yeah, I mean that's
• 1:07:37
  fair. He's pretty quick too. Middle linebackers
• 1:07:45
  are the ones, I mean all the linebackers are
• 1:07:47
  the ones that need to be. fairly quick. You know,
• 1:07:52
  I'd be okay with that. All right, so we need
• 1:08:01
  our two corners, our two safeties, a running
• 1:08:04
  back, or two running backs, a receiver. No flex.
• 1:08:08
  No flex. So I've been trying to think of like,
• 1:08:11
  really somebody who would be a good running back.
• 1:08:13
  Somebody that's quick, but also is, you know,
• 1:08:16
  got a little bit of a build to him. I'm gonna
• 1:08:22
  have Tony from The Otters, but not NHL. One that
• 1:08:27
  I think is Alfie. For his fucking size, dude's
• 1:08:31
  got some speed. He's an all -around fucking dude.
• 1:08:34
  Just how he plays, he reminds me a lot, like
• 1:08:37
  Malkin and T .H. Thompson. Malkin in his prime
• 1:08:41
  days. That's the thing. It's prime, we forget
• 1:08:44
  he Malkin. I assume we're doing current only.
• 1:08:52
  Yeah, that was my thought behind it. Somebody
• 1:09:02
  very quick. I mean, I think he's one fastest
• 1:09:05
  skater in the past in some competitions is Jordan
• 1:09:09
  Kairou. I know he's really fucking quick. Dylan
• 1:09:12
  Larkin's also pretty fucking fast. I think Dylan
• 1:09:19
  Larkin could be. I mean, he's feisty. He's not
• 1:09:22
  a big dude, but he's feisty. You got Mort Sider,
• 1:09:28
  who's currently on an Iron Man streak of his
• 1:09:30
  own. Who's that? Mort Sider. Mort Sider? Mort
• 1:09:35
  Sider, yeah. Oh, really? We forgot something
• 1:09:37
  to order today, by the way, that just popped
• 1:09:39
  up. Jonathan Quick, 400. He actually did that
• 1:09:42
  during my last ones. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I just
• 1:09:45
  miss that? So, my bad. But um, what did I just
• 1:09:49
  say? Yeah, Jordan Kyra. I think he's got speed.
• 1:09:53
  Yeah Which is what you would want in like a wide
• 1:09:55
  receiver So I think I think Jordan Kyra could
• 1:09:58
  be a good second wide receiver Jordan Kyra I'm
• 1:10:09
  just trying to think of like bigger dudes that
• 1:10:11
  can be like a second middle linebacker, you know,
• 1:10:15
  right max, you know big big dude that still doesn't
• 1:10:17
  speed Claude Drew. The one out there. I mean,
• 1:10:27
  I mean, he's a big dude. I mean, for his age,
• 1:10:29
  he's still got a good amount of skill. Yeah,
• 1:10:31
  considering he's, you know, early to mid -30s.
• 1:10:34
  Early -mid. I'm just trying to think of fast
• 1:10:39
  guys that we can fit under that corner position.
• 1:10:42
  Yeah, some really quick dudes, yeah. Okay, this
• 1:10:52
  is a lot tougher than I thought it would be.
• 1:10:54
  This is very tough, yeah. When we had the set,
• 1:10:56
  they were like, oh, this is, it's right on the
• 1:10:57
  Super Bowl, and then they're like, oh, this is
• 1:11:00
  very tough. Um, I mean, not so much anymore for
• 1:11:07
  the speed, but I'm gonna be being pretty biased
• 1:11:12
  here is Evgeny Malkin. Piss him off, I dare you.
• 1:11:16
  I said that's kinda - Put him in a running back
• 1:11:18
  position and piss him off. I dare you, piss off.
• 1:11:21
  Evgeny Malkin has a running back. Just look at
• 1:11:24
  him, get a piss, be like, keep moving, you're
• 1:11:26
  fucking feeding Geno. Hey Geno, this guy said
• 1:11:29
  you're ugly. It's almost like the water boy,
• 1:11:33
  you know? I think Malkin would be a damn good
• 1:11:39
  running man. Piss him off and he's plowing through
• 1:11:41
  anything that's in his way. He'd be like... the
• 1:11:46
  russian version of the boss in that yeah the
• 1:11:49
  russian bus the russian bus i got a new second
• 1:11:53
  running back and then some corners and some safeties
• 1:11:56
  um would be a good just like a second oh and
• 1:12:00
  then a flex too um try to think of another like
• 1:12:05
  big big dude almost funny you don't want to put
• 1:12:10
  like a defenseman on like a flex they can you
• 1:12:13
  know What about a guy like Victor Hedman? He's
• 1:12:31
  got some size to him, he's got some muscle, he
• 1:12:33
  could definitely throw down a block or two, but...
• 1:12:35
  I mean, he can score, he can make plays when
• 1:12:38
  he needs to. Yeah, he's kind of like a two -way
• 1:12:41
  defenseman in Tampa's eyes. And he's not super
• 1:12:44
  quick, which tight ends are, you know, if people
• 1:12:47
  don't necessarily need to be. The tight ends
• 1:12:49
  are thrown in for short passing yards. You know,
• 1:12:52
  a third and short kind of thing, a two, third,
• 1:12:55
  and three. The other one I could think of immediately
• 1:12:57
  as well is Drew Dowdy as well. I mean, yeah,
• 1:13:01
  even for his age, he is still pretty solid in
• 1:13:04
  his... in his position but I do think I like
• 1:13:08
  the um or Brett Burns has some size has a little
• 1:13:13
  bit of speed there as a defenseman so yeah I
• 1:13:18
  like that the first one that we we just said
• 1:13:19
  here I like him at the flex and not somebody
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  that didn't even know is gonna be there didn't
• 1:13:28
  even need to make a play every show time You
• 1:13:31
  know, even if, you know, maybe the plate you
• 1:13:33
  need him to make is a block, so then you're running
• 1:13:34
  back. Or just kind of like a, hey, the QB scramble.
• 1:13:38
  Here's some quick dump ops to get like two or
• 1:13:40
  three yards. Maybe not the first down, but keep
• 1:13:44
  keeping them wide. We can put somebody like Brett
• 1:13:45
  Burns at running back. At RB2? Or Doughty at
• 1:13:49
  running back. Which one of those two would be
• 1:13:50
  safe? Probably Doughty. I'd say probably Doughty.
• 1:13:56
  Doughty's a little bit quicker. Yeah. Right,
• 1:14:01
  so some corners and some safeties. Another one
• 1:14:03
  that I just thought of that recently participated
• 1:14:05
  in the fastest skater but wiped the fuck out
• 1:14:09
  was Count Lecar. I think he was the one that
• 1:14:12
  wiped the hell out, wasn't he? Yeah, I think
• 1:14:14
  he was. He's quick. He's a defender. He knows
• 1:14:16
  how to play defense. He knows how to take the
• 1:14:19
  puck away from the skaters when he needs to.
• 1:14:22
  That's really what corners and safeties really
• 1:14:24
  need to do. But where are we when it comes to
• 1:14:28
  corner or safety? I think with the speed, he
• 1:14:31
  can definitely keep up with the corners at the
• 1:14:33
  corner slot. I feel like safety, especially that
• 1:14:35
  free room and safety, you've got to have a better
• 1:14:38
  side of the side of the field. You can kind of
• 1:14:40
  flow around and go and run to where you need
• 1:14:42
  it. So I think my car definitely fits better
• 1:14:44
  in the corner. I would agree. So we need another
• 1:14:52
  corner and two more safeties. Mean it's helpful
• 1:14:59
  for like safeties to be a little bit taller.
• 1:15:00
  They don't have to be I'm a different helps if
• 1:15:04
  you're going against a tall fucking six foot
• 1:15:06
  five DK Metcalf, but I'm trying to think of some
• 1:15:13
  other guys that are just some other guys that
• 1:15:16
  have won fastest game and we said Dylan Larkin
• 1:15:18
  is pretty damn quick Yeah, the only thing that
• 1:15:23
  might you know deter him is his size is his height
• 1:15:28
  How tall is Donald Markin? I'd say he's about
• 1:15:32
  5 '10", 5 '11". He might even be like 6 '1".
• 1:15:42
  Sorry, hold on. You're good. 6 '1". He has 6
• 1:15:45
  '1". Okay. I think that'd be a perfect height
• 1:15:48
  for a corner over safety, I think. Being like
• 1:15:54
  a centerman, you kind of... You know you need
• 1:15:57
  to be like it like it's like a city car, but
• 1:15:59
  you almost need to be Ahead of the whole play
• 1:16:01
  you need to be able to see everything you know
• 1:16:03
  with it's coming up on your wing or behind you
• 1:16:06
  you know Well, I think that he does something
• 1:16:08
  like that perfectly which the safety the free
• 1:16:10
  -roam safety would be The the perfect thing for
• 1:16:13
  him he can see the whole defensive side of the
• 1:16:16
  field what's going on offense? Okay, that's why
• 1:16:19
  I need to go for support. That's where I need
• 1:16:20
  to stay or maybe a free safety So you need another
• 1:16:28
  corner and then a strong safety. Those guys are
• 1:16:33
  typically the ones that are a little bit bigger
• 1:16:34
  or that usually stay focused on one area of the
• 1:16:38
  field. Just trying to figure out some other guys
• 1:16:46
  that still got some size and got some speed or
• 1:16:50
  if we wouldn't want to just spot out speed for
• 1:16:53
  another corner. I'm trying to think of some past
• 1:17:00
  participants in the fastest skier as of recently.
• 1:17:02
  I know I was a McDavid, but we already have him
• 1:17:04
  as a wide receiver. Nate Mack, Matt Barzell,
• 1:17:17
  Quinn Hughes, Cael McCarr, Braden Points. Quinn
• 1:17:21
  Hughes would be a good one. To put it in your
• 1:17:25
  second corner. Third fast yeah, I couldn't use
• 1:17:27
  third fastest in 2024. Barzell was the runner
• 1:17:31
  -up in 24. Oh yeah, Barzell too. I'm gonna put
• 1:17:36
  Barzell or Quinn Hughes at the second corner
• 1:17:38
  spot. I think Quinn might be our better option
• 1:17:45
  there as the defenseman. He's a lot better on
• 1:17:49
  one -on -one scenarios than what Barzell might
• 1:17:51
  be. Not just in Barzell because he's a good player,
• 1:17:53
  but like... Overall one -on -ones the defenseman
• 1:17:57
  might know a little bit better, but one -on -ones.
• 1:18:00
  Yeah Strong safety some guy like any really,
• 1:18:14
  you know, really kind of focus on one one spot.
• 1:18:19
  I Think if I'm not saying I think sure see there's
• 1:18:21
  one that typically will stay in like the uh either
• 1:18:25
  man coverage or um like zone coverage compared
• 1:18:31
  to what you know the free safety has can do whatever
• 1:18:34
  uh thus far fastest players this season or fastest
• 1:18:40
  fastest bursts or whatever uh number one Owen
• 1:18:45
  Tippett, Luke Hughes, Brayden Point, Nathan McKinnon,
• 1:18:48
  Connor McDavid, Valerie Nishuskin, Ramis uh Ramis
• 1:18:53
  No, sorry, Rasmus Kupari, Miles Wood, Ryan McLeod,
• 1:18:58
  and Brandon Tanev. Oh, Turbo. Turbo Tanev. Turbo.
• 1:19:04
  Turbo. He's a big boy. He's decent sized. He
• 1:19:10
  knows how to use his size to his advantage. Might
• 1:19:14
  be his mid size, but he knows how to use it.
• 1:19:17
  He's quick. He's very quick at being able to
• 1:19:20
  get... Get to a certain point when he needs to
• 1:19:24
  make a play whether it's a pet to lay down a
• 1:19:27
  hand take a shot Receive a pass, you know, whatever
• 1:19:30
  But I think that's I think turnouts will be a
• 1:19:35
  good a good spot to finish off here All right
• 1:19:42
  Well, we happy with this we have this assist
• 1:19:46
  I was tougher than I thought it'd be very difficult
• 1:19:48
  Yeah, no, you're right but very very age difference
• 1:19:54
  team here i mean you got you got the old guys
• 1:19:57
  that Crosby, Malk, and Downeyer Reeves and then
• 1:20:00
  you got some the offense is looking quite like
• 1:20:02
  the Pittsburgh Penguins well luckily we got some
• 1:20:07
  young guys like McDavid, Thompson, Kyra to kind
• 1:20:09
  of a like bring down the age age gap well just
• 1:20:13
  spread out the age gap but bring that average
• 1:20:15
  down The roster we have at QB is Sidney Crosby,
• 1:20:23
  our running backs are Evgeny Malkin and Drew
• 1:20:25
  Dowdy, wide receivers are Connor McDavey and
• 1:20:27
  Jordan Cairo, tight end is T .H. Thompson, our
• 1:20:31
  flex is Victor Hedman, our outside linemen is
• 1:20:37
  Ryan Reeves and Matthew Oliver, our middle linemen
• 1:20:41
  is Sam Reinhardt, our corners are Kel McCarr
• 1:20:44
  and Quinn Hughes, and then our two safeties are
• 1:20:46
  Dylan Larkin and Brandon Tanna. Which I like
• 1:20:49
  that That's actually pretty that's pretty solid
• 1:20:53
  not bad I mean, yeah, if I think there's definitely
• 1:20:55
  some names that we're missing there that we're
• 1:20:56
  gonna think of tomorrow Like this guy could have
• 1:20:58
  been a good outside linebacker No, I'm pretty
• 1:21:02
  happy with that There's something to get into
• 1:21:09
  the Super Bowl kind of I'm really glad we do
• 1:21:12
  Three of us doing our own, our own separate ones,
• 1:21:14
  because this would have, we would have been here
• 1:21:16
  a while. We probably would have been here just
• 1:21:18
  like midnight or 1 a .m. We would have been here
• 1:21:19
  for a while. I'm glad, I like how this turned
• 1:21:22
  out. Yeah, maybe another time when there's more
• 1:21:27
  time in the day that we don't have to worry about
• 1:21:29
  being adults the next day. So that's the thing.
• 1:21:35
  Yeah. Anything else to add? I don't think so.
• 1:21:39
  Oh yeah. Do a quick scan here. OV counter. 18.
• 1:21:44
  18 goals left until it happens. Beats Wayne's
• 1:21:49
  record. 17 to tie, but 18 to win. I think the
• 1:21:55
  other thing to catch up on is they named... Oh
• 1:21:59
  yeah, I literally just thought of that. They
• 1:22:01
  named the captains of the four nations faceoff
• 1:22:04
  teams. So for Team Finland? The All -Captain
• 1:22:09
  My Captain is Alexander Barkov with the assistants
• 1:22:13
  being Sebastian Aho, Mikhail Granlin, and Miko
• 1:22:16
  Rantanen. For Team Merica, Captain America, Austin
• 1:22:21
  Matthews with the assistants being Charlie McAvoy
• 1:22:24
  and Matthew the Chuck. No surprises here. Captain
• 1:22:28
  for Team Canada, Sidney Crosby. Let me wipe the
• 1:22:31
  shock off my face on that one. Everybody's saying
• 1:22:34
  everybody is saying he should be captain. There's
• 1:22:36
  no there's no assistance being Cal McCarr and
• 1:22:38
  Connor Mcdavid Which I'm very surprised they
• 1:22:40
  didn't give it to to Nate Mack. Yeah, I know
• 1:22:43
  Yeah, either Nate Mack or Marcia. I know there's
• 1:22:48
  a lot of people arguing saying that Mcdavid should
• 1:22:50
  have been captain but Mcdavid himself even said
• 1:22:52
  dude it's Sid. He said there's no other question.
• 1:22:55
  I feel like he said there is no question that
• 1:22:57
  it's Sid. I feel like if Sidney Crosby was not
• 1:23:02
  named captain of this Canadian team. Most of
• 1:23:05
  them would have sat out. Oh yeah. There's no
• 1:23:08
  question. And then team Sweden. Team captain
• 1:23:12
  is Victor Hedman. Jeff, do you want to go off
• 1:23:15
  and read the alternates? The assistants are Matthias
• 1:23:18
  Ackholm, Eric Karlsson, and William Nylander.
• 1:23:23
  It's going to be a fun tourney. I mean it starts
• 1:23:25
  what? The 15th? The 12th. The 12th, okay. I mean
• 1:23:29
  I'd definitely be down to... to get together
• 1:23:31
  and maybe watch a couple of those for sure. I'm
• 1:23:33
  actually excited. Even if we just hop into Discord
• 1:23:35
  and just watch it from the comfort of our own
• 1:23:37
  beds, our own couches at home. But yeah, it'd
• 1:23:41
  definitely be fun to watch and take some notes
• 1:23:43
  together and then talk about it. And kind of
• 1:23:47
  get a preview of what we can see in a couple
• 1:23:51
  years when the NHL returns to the NHL, I mean
• 1:23:54
  to the Olympics. When the NHL returns to the
• 1:23:58
  NHL. I mean, some of these names on here, there's
• 1:24:01
  a good chance that they might not, because the
• 1:24:02
  next Winter Olympics aren't until 28, right?
• 1:24:05
  Last year was the Winter Olympics, wasn't it?
• 1:24:06
  Yeah. Last year was summer. Oh no, 26, right?
• 1:24:10
  Last year was summer? Yeah, because we're not
• 1:24:12
  getting the NHL All -Star Games through 27, because
• 1:24:16
  25 is four nations, 26 is winter. Okay. Because,
• 1:24:22
  yeah, summer was 16 in Rio, should have been
• 1:24:26
  20 in Japan and 24 in France. Okay. Yep. And
• 1:24:31
  now it's going to be a 26 Winter Olympics. Let's
• 1:24:34
  see, a 10, 14, okay, yeah, cause 10, 14, 18,
• 1:24:37
  19, okay, yeah. I expect that though. Cause everything
• 1:24:39
  I was thinking last year was winter, but. Yeah.
• 1:24:41
  Honestly, I'm kind of excited. Yeah, I guess
• 1:24:43
  I remember the craze with a team that was saying
• 1:24:46
  basketball was pretty, pretty hype. So. Yeah,
• 1:24:49
  that's what I was going to say. It makes sense.
• 1:24:50
  This four nations face off gives us a preview
• 1:24:53
  of what we can expect in the. the Olympics next
• 1:24:57
  year or not? Now the only question that I would
• 1:24:59
  have, and it's around the superpower that Russia
• 1:25:03
  has, I wonder if they're able to perform in the
• 1:25:08
  26 Olympics. I know that's a whole political
• 1:25:11
  debate that I'm not going to get into. I know
• 1:25:13
  a lot of Russian athletes are being withheld
• 1:25:18
  from participating in certain things. Just with
• 1:25:22
  all the stuff going down between them. and Ukraine
• 1:25:26
  and stuff like that. But like I said, not our
• 1:25:29
  place to talk politics and get deep into that,
• 1:25:32
  but I know it could very easily affect, you know,
• 1:25:35
  if Russian players, if they even let Team Russia
• 1:25:37
  participate in the Olympics. Which would stick
• 1:25:39
  because, you know, again, Russia is a big superpower
• 1:25:42
  when it comes to hockey. They've produced a lot
• 1:25:44
  of fantastic hockey players in the past, and
• 1:25:47
  they'll continue producing them in the future.
• 1:25:52
  Upcoming Olympics could be the last time Ovi
• 1:25:54
  and Malkin would have a shot. No, it will be
• 1:26:01
  the last time. Ovi said that he's retiring after
• 1:26:04
  he breaks Gretzky's record. Which probably might
• 1:26:07
  be this year. Yeah, depending on if he really
• 1:26:10
  wants the playoffs or not. If he really wants
• 1:26:13
  something big or small. And we know Malkin's
• 1:26:16
  not gonna keep playing. Too much longer after
• 1:26:19
  this season. Oh, we can retire from the NHL but
• 1:26:22
  still stick around in hockey to participate in
• 1:26:24
  the Olympics next year Yeah, he can just retire
• 1:26:26
  from or you know, stop, you know retire from
• 1:26:28
  the NHL do not say I'm hockey as a whole I'm
• 1:26:31
  going back to St. Petersburg Russia to play to
• 1:26:34
  play Nikita I know that's what Malkin said something
• 1:26:36
  he wants to explore to is going back to his hometown
• 1:26:39
  or go back to Russia to play another year or
• 1:26:41
  two in the Russian Super League where he started
• 1:26:44
  play in front of family and friends, which I
• 1:26:47
  completely understand if you want to go home
• 1:26:50
  and play in front of family and friends. The
• 1:26:52
  famous line, me two years super league? Yeah.
• 1:26:55
  Just how he won the who gets to scan out last
• 1:26:59
  between him and Crosby. That's my second year
• 1:27:01
  in Danny Chell, me two years super league. But
• 1:27:06
  yeah, I mean it would be nice to see Russia return
• 1:27:12
  to the Winter Olympics. participate in hockey
• 1:27:14
  because that'll make more fun obviously you got
• 1:27:17
  the Canadian imagine a first line of like Malkin,
• 1:27:26
  Ovechkin and Kucherov oh my god would Malkin
• 1:27:33
  be on a first line on a team like that probably
• 1:27:36
  not but just imagine if he was a line of Malkin,
• 1:27:40
  Ovechkin and Kucherov I would shit breaks if
• 1:27:45
  that ended up being the case. That'd be insane.
• 1:27:48
  Yeah, hopefully. I know, did they not say NHL
• 1:27:50
  players will be allowed to play in the Olympics?
• 1:27:51
  Yeah, it's official. It's official. They didn't
• 1:27:53
  confirm that? Okay. I knew it was in talks that
• 1:27:55
  they may be allowed to return. I couldn't remember
• 1:27:57
  if it was confirmed or not. I remember when they
• 1:27:59
  did officially now. I do remember a couple seasons
• 1:28:02
  ago, we did reveal that. I think that was when
• 1:28:06
  we had the last Olympics. Might have been, yeah.
• 1:28:09
  They revealed that. Season three, right? Season
• 1:28:15
  two or season three. One of those two. It feels
• 1:28:19
  like it's been so long. I think that's about
• 1:28:23
  all we need to discuss and nothing much else.
• 1:28:28
  That's shown all the trades that happened. We're
• 1:28:34
  just doing the last second scan through here
• 1:28:35
  to see if we missed anything, which I don't believe
• 1:28:38
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• 1:28:52
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