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Toni Braxton, Cardi B, Taylor Swift, Taxes, and more! · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig you that wanting only Steve Harvey Man got the
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  Speaker 1: radio show? Wow man? How good has God been to me?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Today? Let me get right to it because
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of feeling this today, and I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: that's just quite a few of you who go through
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  Speaker 1: the same things today. Today was just a little tough
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  Speaker 1: morning for me because I didn't want to leave home yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to stay home a little. I've just
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  Speaker 1: gotten home, you know, I gotta go again. And sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just the weight of all that you have
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  Speaker 1: to do just gets on you sometimes and sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: don't feel like doing it today. Huh. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just talking to those who feel this way every now
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  Speaker 1: and then, and I'm assuming that would be everybody, because
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  Speaker 1: I don't know nobody who can just plow through this
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  Speaker 1: thing without having those days. Well, what do you do
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  Speaker 1: when it gets hard to stay up? What do you
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  Speaker 1: do when it gets hard to be positive? What do
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  Speaker 1: you do when it seems like things aren't happening for
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  Speaker 1: you fast enough or in the time frame that you
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  Speaker 1: thought it was going. What do you do? And the
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  Speaker 1: reason that I guess I chose to speak about this
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  Speaker 1: this morning is because I'm having one of those days.
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  Speaker 1: Because I had one of those days yesterday. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a tough day. I really can't explain. It's nothing really
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  Speaker 1: in particular bad happened. It's just I think, Uh, the
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  Speaker 1: weight of of all that's going on, Uh, started to
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  Speaker 1: feel heavy to me. Um, not being able to sit
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  Speaker 1: down with my wife and talk some of these things
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  Speaker 1: through so she could help me out. That kind of
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  Speaker 1: got to me yesterday because she had to go take
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  Speaker 1: care of some business. I had to go take care
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  Speaker 1: of some business. But she got in it was late,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I got in. It was late, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and so I guess so so it it sort of
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  Speaker 1: pushed me into this thing. Now, I didn't hand nobody
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  Speaker 1: talk to about it. And so what do you do
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  Speaker 1: when you when when you have days like that, when
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  Speaker 1: it's hard to be positive, when it's hard to stay up. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's what I had to start doing this morning, and
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  Speaker 1: I haven't completed it. Um, can I just be real
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  Speaker 1: with you, I haven't completed it. Excuse me, but I
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  Speaker 1: am processing it out because I know what to do,
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  Speaker 1: because I've been here hundreds of times before. See. That's
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  Speaker 1: that's the cool thing about getting older. That's the cool
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  Speaker 1: thing about life, is that you gain experiences along the way.
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  Speaker 1: You know, been there, done that. I didn't have that
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  Speaker 1: pain before. I know what to do. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: I sprained my finger, I know what to do now.
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  Speaker 1: You know the first sprain I had a Lord, I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was broke. I thought I'd gonna be handacapped.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know how I'm gonna fix it or Lord
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  Speaker 1: what Now I can't write no more? Now, maybe I
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  Speaker 1: don't have to go to school. I was working all
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  Speaker 1: kinds of stuff I when I first sprained my finger.
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  Speaker 1: But now if I sprained my finger. I know what
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  Speaker 1: to do. So since I've been in this position, in
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  Speaker 1: this hole so many times before and God has always
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  Speaker 1: gotten me through it, I decided I've got to start
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  Speaker 1: the process today. I want to here are some things.
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  Speaker 1: Uh now, I'm gonna get to the big one last,
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  Speaker 1: but here are some things that you can do immediately
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  Speaker 1: to start pulling yourself up. And one of the things
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  Speaker 1: I do is I remember the plan. I just sit
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  Speaker 1: down and consciously remember the plan. Sit down and I
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  Speaker 1: consciously think about the goals I've set. I go over see.
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  Speaker 1: I've got mine down on an iPad so I can
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  Speaker 1: pull them out anywhere I am and pull them up.
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  Speaker 1: And I've got two lists that I've made. I've got
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  Speaker 1: a list of things that I know I can accomplish
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  Speaker 1: if I just keep working hard and if for some
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  Speaker 1: couple of things just fall into place that I can see.
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  Speaker 1: Then I got a list of things that I'm planning
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  Speaker 1: on accomplishing. And then I have a second list. And
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  Speaker 1: the heading of this lift list is called only God
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  Speaker 1: can help Me Now. And on this list it's things
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  Speaker 1: that I'm aspiring for or things that I'm hoping to
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  Speaker 1: that in order for them to happen. I absolutely have
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  Speaker 1: to have God's help. That's my favorite list. It's the
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  Speaker 1: list that I have of the things that I don't
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  Speaker 1: see no way it can happen. I'm just operating on
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  Speaker 1: faith and the hope that God hear me, and so sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: when you gotta when I have this list of who
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  Speaker 1: only God can help me, now that list is stuff
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  Speaker 1: that I cannot see. I'm just operating on faith that
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  Speaker 1: God is so much bigger than me, that he's so
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  Speaker 1: much more capable than I am, that I can actually
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  Speaker 1: acquire some things in my life, as He's proven to
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  Speaker 1: me time and time again up to this point, that
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  Speaker 1: He's willing to do for me. If I'm willing to
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  Speaker 1: just give him some of my life. That's the only
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  Speaker 1: why I can explain my existence today. You know, I was.
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  Speaker 1: I began the conversation with my wife, how do I
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  Speaker 1: write a book that becomes so wildly successful? That would
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  Speaker 1: be God. That's only God, Because if you can plan
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  Speaker 1: to sit down and write a wildly successful book, I
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  Speaker 1: would have been don set down and did it, and
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  Speaker 1: so would you, So that would be God. How it
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  Speaker 1: got purchased to become a movie when that was not
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  Speaker 1: my intent when I wrote the book at all. Again,
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  Speaker 1: that would be God right. There has to be, because
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  Speaker 1: if I can't explain it and it is by no
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  Speaker 1: doing of my own, then who did it? So when
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  Speaker 1: I get down in days like this, I remember the
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  Speaker 1: goal I read, remember the Plan, I remember the journey.
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  Speaker 1: I think about of all the things God has brought
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  Speaker 1: me to. How did I even get to this point? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I might be having a little bummer of a day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I was a little down yesterday. Yeah, my bio
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  Speaker 1: rhythms is off, whatever they wanna call it. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just having one of those days. I feel a little
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  Speaker 1: bit heavy. I need a vacation real bad. I need
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  Speaker 1: some time off to just go and regenerate. But right now, man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got that. So guess what I do. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta start remembering the Plan. I gotta start remembering the goals.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta start thinking about all the things that God
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  Speaker 1: has done for me and how He has brought me
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  Speaker 1: this far, and the blessings that I have instead of
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  Speaker 1: what I don't have. And that's what I'm in the
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  Speaker 1: process of doing this morning, And on the commercial breaks,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put out my iPad and I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: over my two lists, and I'm gonna read my little
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  Speaker 1: list of what I think I can accomplish, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna really read that only God can Help Me Now list,
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  Speaker 1: because that's the list that's big. That's the part where
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  Speaker 1: I've been telling y'all, I said, quit telling God how
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  Speaker 1: big your problems are, and start telling your problems how
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  Speaker 1: big your God he is. See. And that's what I
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  Speaker 1: got to sit down and do this morning. And then sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: you got to stay still. That's the other part. You
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  Speaker 1: got to stay still. You gotta quit moving for a second,
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  Speaker 1: because sometimes it feels like you're running on a treadmill
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  Speaker 1: and you really ain't you going somewhere, but it feels
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  Speaker 1: like you're running on a treadmill. Well, when they when
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  Speaker 1: you get that feeling, sometimes you gotta stay still. And
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  Speaker 1: then when you stay still, sometimes you gotta fight to
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  Speaker 1: stay positive. Sometimes you gotta fight not to let the
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  Speaker 1: devil win. You're in a fight, man, I told you this.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're in a fight now, so to trying to
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  Speaker 1: get you to get on that positive train so he
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  Speaker 1: can get you off the faith train. So God's delivery
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  Speaker 1: package that's coming to you built on your faith that
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  Speaker 1: you can He can shake your faith and get you
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  Speaker 1: two thinking negative and then he wins. See, so when
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  Speaker 1: you start feeling negative, just know that that's the other
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  Speaker 1: force trying to throw you off track. And when you
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  Speaker 1: get through it all that he is the key to big.
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  Speaker 1: When you want me to tell it to you, you
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  Speaker 1: gots to pray, man, You got to pray. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: take it to God. You gotta say, hey, God, look
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  Speaker 1: I'm having one of these days. I need your help.
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  Speaker 1: I got business to take care of. You got blessings
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  Speaker 1: in front of me. You got stuff you to ship
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  Speaker 1: to me. You got blessings and packages that's on the way.
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  Speaker 1: I need to be sitting on Faith streeps so I
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  Speaker 1: can receive the delivery when you get there. What I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to do is be it on be on
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  Speaker 1: doubted Way or or lack of Understanding Parkway, or Pity
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  Speaker 1: Parkway or some some street like that, and the package
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  Speaker 1: keep going by. I need to be standing and sitting
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  Speaker 1: on Faith Street so when you drop that package down
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  Speaker 1: to me, I can go on and get it. You
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  Speaker 1: feel me. You got to pray. You got to stay still,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta fight to stay positive. You gotta remember the plan.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta go over the goals. Come on, man, God
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  Speaker 1: and brought you too far, Come on, pick yourself up. Today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to Steve Harvey this morning. I hope y'all
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  Speaker 1: didn't mind. You're listening to show. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody
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  Speaker 1: your attention, please, we are in full effect this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Shelly Stowberry, Hey, good morning, Steve Harvey, callin for Rell morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Boss? Well, well, well are you in full effect?
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  Speaker 1: Are you still down? Seventy five junior in the building?
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  Speaker 1: Seventy junior back? Jeffy Brown? What up? Steve high That? Well? Well, well, well,
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  Speaker 1: well look who the wind blew in? Do him first?
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  Speaker 1: Huh him first? Okay? Hold on, okay, So this is
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  Speaker 1: Tommy after the prank end? Huh? Huh? Did I do? It?
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  Speaker 1: Was everything you thought I was gonna be every you've
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  Speaker 1: been gone. Praise me, Am I the King? Or not?
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  Speaker 1: Was it? Stupid? Yeah? Well where you gonna be? You
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  Speaker 1: can catch me at the place well down. Their tickets
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  Speaker 1: on sale now, be ready. Stupid is coming to times
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  Speaker 1: what he's doing every day you've been gone. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no idea how many tickets and left, but you
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  Speaker 1: better get them for they sell out. Probably won't, but
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  Speaker 1: come on any high, whoa did I do it every day? Tom? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Jay team Tommings. All right, Bobby doing some planks, best
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  Speaker 1: of a world. You can pick him up at Walmart
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  Speaker 1: Church folks need last to val him seven and eight
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  Speaker 1: and wearing it out every day, timmy every day. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: else to do. I mean, you know, man, you weren't
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  Speaker 1: here and were doing the prank. So somebody had to
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  Speaker 1: introduce me and act like you heard him and so,
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  Speaker 1: and I got so many complent man, you signed your
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  Speaker 1: light timing. They actually thought she was him. Man, that show.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't pay no attention on why he praised itself
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  Speaker 1: like that. You know he's gonna be praising himself here?
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  Speaker 1: And what is what is room with Junior? What's what's
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  Speaker 1: what is he? Oh? Blinding lesson? Will. Let's just say
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  Speaker 1: you could beat him today right now. I invited him
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  Speaker 1: all over to the house to participate in what is
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  Speaker 1: now being called the world famous country word workout. Bryan
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  Speaker 1: looked at the camera, say get that MF and camera out.
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  Speaker 1: We're here. Brian talked like that much better. Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: My security guard called me he's Mr h. It's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of cars in the front of the house, just
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  Speaker 1: checking on, checking all the cameras. Who's all the people
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  Speaker 1: laying in your graves? They posted to be working out.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we'll finish it when we come back. It's
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  Speaker 1: time for something funny coming up. And we'll also talk
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  Speaker 1: about useless stuff that you guys remember from school. Something
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  Speaker 1: Jay's just remember you don't know what. Okay, we'll be
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  Speaker 1: back at thirty two after you're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, before we left, you were
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  Speaker 1: telling us about Um Junior and your country boy workout.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Junior came over. Junior thirty nine, he bought his
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  Speaker 1: boy Brian he thirty nine, My assistant he twenty five,
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  Speaker 1: and Will, my stylist, came over and lifestyle coordinator he
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  Speaker 1: fifted your uncle sixty one roasted. They ate, did they
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  Speaker 1: run up? Did they run up the steps that ain't Mark? No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no. I mean we're in my house in
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  Speaker 1: l A doing this at a house. So we set
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  Speaker 1: we set up five stations. I had my trainer set
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  Speaker 1: up five stations. Since it was five of us. Each
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  Speaker 1: station is forty five seconds. Each station. After the forty
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  Speaker 1: five seconds is thirty seconds to get to the next
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  Speaker 1: station and get set up. Then you go again forty
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  Speaker 1: five seconds. After that thirty seconds to get to the
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  Speaker 1: next station and get set up. The first station was
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  Speaker 1: just a plate, just a wait plate sitting on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: You just step on it, step off to the side,
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  Speaker 1: step back up on it, step back to the front,
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  Speaker 1: step up on it to the front, step off to
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  Speaker 1: each side, step back up on it, step to the
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  Speaker 1: forty five seconds. The next station was ropes. You had
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  Speaker 1: to do ropes. So you had to do ropes okay,
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  Speaker 1: and the ropes varied every we had to do three rounds.
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  Speaker 1: First round was wings. You had to bend over and
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  Speaker 1: just act like you was flapping your wings. The next
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  Speaker 1: station was a sled fifty five pounds sled with a
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  Speaker 1: fifty five pound plate on it with straps. Snow in
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  Speaker 1: your backyard sled so the first time your backpedal. The
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  Speaker 1: next station was weighted logs fifty pound weighted log. Bend
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  Speaker 1: over at the waist, picked the fifty pound wed log,
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  Speaker 1: hold one leg off the ground and just do chest
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  Speaker 1: like rolls like lawnmore rolls, but with two hands. Been
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  Speaker 1: for for forty five seconds, and then the last station
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  Speaker 1: was a twenty five pounds slam ball over your head,
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  Speaker 1: just slamming it on the ground hard as you can.
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  Speaker 1: You have to do all for forty five seconds. Then
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  Speaker 1: after that one circuit is ready, you get a three
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  Speaker 1: minute break, then you go again. Then he changed it.
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  Speaker 1: He changed all the workups on each station after the
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  Speaker 1: third rotate, the third station, not the third time. The
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  Speaker 1: third station we lost Junior and Brune. Junior could not
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  Speaker 1: talk yesterday. Tommy man. It was none of that, hey, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: none of that, none of that. I did have it
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  Speaker 1: to them. Wow. Let me just say this, Steve is
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  Speaker 1: a lot stronger than he looked. A lot of upper
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  Speaker 1: bodies at one on four, I believe and and Jay
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  Speaker 1: didn't go either time. How did how did you? How
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  Speaker 1: did he do? Every time he built, all he could
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  Speaker 1: taste was hallepenos and tequila, So Beatty knew he was
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  Speaker 1: gonna work out with his sandy. Beat I've been drinking
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  Speaker 1: nothing but water for two days, he said. When you
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  Speaker 1: belt and Hallerpeena's and tequila come up. When the workout
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  Speaker 1: was over, Beaty laid in my backyard flat out on
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  Speaker 1: the deck in a puddle. I said, beaty you in
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  Speaker 1: the puddle. He said, feel good? All right, So next
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  Speaker 1: Saturday we'll see how it goes. And uh, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: know you know what they say, they're coming back. I'll
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  Speaker 1: beat up. Yeah. Now you know it's gonna be different.
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  Speaker 1: Now I don't care. All of us gonna end in
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  Speaker 1: what pain? Hey, man, so well, Will was trying to
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  Speaker 1: crack on Junior one time. He said, Junior, you look
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  Speaker 1: like you look like you've in there. And you know,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: you know, we all ain't funny because here style I
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  Speaker 1: know jokes. So he gotta tell he writing his jokes
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  Speaker 1: as he thinks of it. This is an aggravating as
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  Speaker 1: person that ain't funny. Junior, you look like a oh
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  Speaker 1: oh junior. Junior, you look like a junior, said, Will
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  Speaker 1: not nays not the time you can get your stylus.
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  Speaker 1: A ns not go ahead on holiday because you you
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  Speaker 1: already can't think of a joke. You look like a
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  Speaker 1: one of them things. Julior, you look like you know
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  Speaker 1: that thing. Hey, we can't help you write the joke. Well, um,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna move on. We're gonna switch gears here you guys.
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  Speaker 1: And Jay has written a segment called useless stuff you
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  Speaker 1: remember from school, Jake, It's it's not really, it's just
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  Speaker 1: stuff that we went to school for thirteen years and
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  Speaker 1: thirteen years and then we may be supposed to be twelve.
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  Speaker 1: You went for thirteen, but it got it. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: was trying to there was a grade that was repeated.
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  Speaker 1: So hey, don't worrybody, but we all went to school
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  Speaker 1: and we remember useless stuff that you cannot use anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: For instance, I know spontaneous combustion. I know what that is.
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  Speaker 1: That's when you take two gases, put them together and
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  Speaker 1: for some reason you should just blow the hell up.
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  Speaker 1: Now where I'm gonna use that on stage to do comedy?
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  Speaker 1: When when did that come up? When I'm downe at
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  Speaker 1: the d m V. They ain't never asked me what
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  Speaker 1: we all got? What you got? What you got? I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you why right now. Subject verb conjugation what I
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  Speaker 1: don't even see the need for that. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know where I use that subject verb. Connie, make them
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  Speaker 1: work together, well, you know, like you know, like he
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  Speaker 1: ran down the streets he asked for and down. That's
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  Speaker 1: all I need to know. I do not in this job.
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  Speaker 1: Now we don't. I'm gonna give you one thing. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't never you come on as we close it out. Damn,
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  Speaker 1: three sided rooms triangle ahead of have it look good
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  Speaker 1: in the bed? If you flipped it over pass, it's
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  Speaker 1: just any side I was lost? Why is it? Three
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  Speaker 1: sides over hill? All right? The nephew is back. Coming
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: up next, Tommy's running that prank back. You're listening to
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: the hour. Some entertainment news. Tony Braxton has dropped her
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: sister another one from her tour, and Cardi b hired
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: some of Beyonce's fired Coachella dancers. But right now it's
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: time for the nephew. He is back to run his
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: frank back. Yeah, come on now, welcome back, Welcome back,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Sarah get Mother. That's the name
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  Speaker 1: of the Prince, Sarah getting Mother. We're gonna run it
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  Speaker 1: back again and then um, we'll try to promote a
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: date I've been hearing about that. Hell yeah, Roger, can
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I speak to Roger? Roger? Hey, this Calvin Man. How
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: you doing. I go to the same church y'all go to? Okay,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I got your number from one of the guys at
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: the church. Man, they told me that if I wanted
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: to talk to you, I could reach out to you
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: or whatever. How you doing today. I'm good, man, I'm good.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I can help your Your wife. Man, does she I'm
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: not trying to be disrespectful anything, but she seems to
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: be real fit? Does she? Does? She work out all
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: the time? Yeah? She go to January once in a while. Bro? Yeah,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: who who is this? Bro? Like I said, my name
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Calvin Man. We go to the same church. Listen, me
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: and my wife been trying for a long time. Many
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: actually have some kids. And to be honest with you,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Roger Man, it just ain't happening. Dog. I mean, we've
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: been trying and trying. But what I'm trying to do
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: now is just find another type of way to make
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: this happen. Now, you say your wife is in good condition, right?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: My wife visiting a good condition? Brother? What what did
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: she got to do with trying to have a baby? She?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: You know, y'all already got kids, don't you. Y'all got
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Like from what the brother the church told me, y'all
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: got three kids right there? We got three. I got
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: two boys in the girl. Okay, here's what I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to do, man, I was hoping that I could find somebody,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: a female that would be a good seregrant mother or what.
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  Speaker 1: You know. What I'm saying is like because my wife,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we want to have kids, man,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: we want to have hold on, brother, you just said
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: you're you're looking for a seragant mother, and the brother
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: church told you to call me. Well, no, no, no,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: anybody tell me to actually call you. I asked them
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: about you and your wife. You know, I asked him
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: for your phone number so I can actually call you myself. Man,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, So you've been even eyeing my wife? No, no, no, no, no, not,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I ain't been. You're looking at it wrong. Listen. What
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I was saying is that your wife just seems like
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: a healthy, healthy person. I want to be able to
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: have a healthy child, man, I really do. Man, me
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: and my wife, we listen, you called me about my
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: wife and you want her to be a sarer mother
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: for you. I don't even know while be on the phone. Brother,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: here's the real deal, man, me and my wife, we
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: can't have kids. We tried and tried and tried, and
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you know, biologically we've just been going through it and
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: going through it, man, And I was just you know,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I've seen your wife. She healthy. I see you all
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: at church all the time. And I was just like,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: reach it out, man, Maybe somebody wouldn't mind being the
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Saragan mother for for for me and my wife so
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: we can have a child. I'll think you share your mother,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I mean dog hold on her. Brother. You calling me
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: to see if my wife can be a Seragon mother
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: see your child. And I know it's crazy, it's crazy.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Whatever you want and and and I think you want
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: your mind. Brother, got all the members in the church.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: You're calling me to get my wife to have your baby.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Don't I know it sounds crazy, man, I do I know.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: But ignorant brother, I'm sorry you sound ignorant, you man.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: That's so many place to go at, dr baby. I
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: can take you down to a county court and I
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: can show you kids need a doctor right next but
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: you can go to Africa like like like all the
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: rest of them, people gonna find you a baby. You're
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: gonna call me and my wife. It's twenty members in
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: this church. Do you know how stupid you Sarah? Brother? No, brother, brother, man, listen, man,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to come across like that. Man, how
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: you trying to come across? Brother? You haven't done it.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Just hear me out, Man, I don't want you to man,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: go ahead, brother, go ahead. Man, Okay, we're looking for
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: a Sarah good mother. We look, we we've seen your
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: your wife, and we thought she'd be a great Sarah
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Good mother. And I know it sounds crazy for me
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: to pick you out of all the people that go
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: to the church. I understand that, man, I do, But listen,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: we would love for your wife to be to Sarah
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: get mother. And we're willing to pay for this. But
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: listen to him. We don't want to do this with
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: no test tubes. We want to do this naturally. War war,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: war war, You're you just said. Man, you know you
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: gotta understand a real man want to do I want
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: to do it realistically. You know what I'm saying. I'm
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: just saying that, brother. Are you telling me that you
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: want to have sex with my wife? But I mean,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know you don't you want to lose
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: all my Christianity right now? Brother? You want to have
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: a baby the real way though? You know what I'm saying.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn having this fake way. You
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: tell me you want to lay down in the battle
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: my wife. But do you already got three kids? Think
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: about the people that can't have doctor baby. Man, take
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: your there ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: go sit down, psychiotric, I don't have your baby. Do
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: you know what you sound like? Don't crazy? I know
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: it sounds crazy. Man. I don't you get my number?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Man to mean you get my number. I got your
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: number for one of the brothers at the church. Now listen,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just be real with you like a man.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I wanted to come at you first and talk to
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: you like a man and see, you know if you
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: was cool with the proposition. But look, come Sunday, I'm
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: gonna go to your wife and just talk to her.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go I'm just gonna talk to your
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: wife and see if you lost your mine. I told
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: you the answer. No. Now you's to me, gonna go
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: around me and actually, which I ain't gonna do to
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: talk to my wife. Call right now. I'm talking to you.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Call my wife. I'm gonna tell you what's really gonna happen.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: You calling my wife. Wife, next Sunday, I'm not gonna
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: didn't go through this hand. I'm talking to her next Sunday.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Next Sunday, I'm gonna whop you. You ain't gonna do
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: nothing to me, your me and my wife who deserved
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: a child too. You ain't. You ain't gonna stand in
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: the middle of that. I'm handing the middle of this.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: He lost your man, you talk to my wife's next
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: thing you want to I got one more thing I
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: want to say to you. Man, Is you listening to me?
• 27:52
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• 27:57
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  Speaker 1: I did? All right? Thank you? Okay, So well, let's
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  Speaker 1: so yeah. Um. I think I'm funny. People people to
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  Speaker 1: all right, listen. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I'll have some entertainment news. Tony Braxton has dropped Tamar
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: from her tour. What happened? You're listening to the Steve
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Tony Braxton has dropped Tamar from her
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: upcoming tour. Tony booted yet another sister of her upcoming
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: family tour. If you recall, both Tamar and Tracy were
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: supposed to hit the road as Tony's opening acts. But
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: a few weeks ago, Tony dropped Tracy. Uh, now she's up.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: She's dropped Tamar too. Apparently Tamar is a strange husband.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Vincent Herbert is the root of both of them, both
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: of the sisters getting cut. Originally, it was reported that
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Tracy was cut because of her ongoing feud with Vince,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: even though his camp denied having any involvement, and since
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Vince is still Tamar's manager, the promoters scrapped her from
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: the lineup to avoid dealing with their divorce drama. Uh
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: no word on who will replace the sisters. Meanwhile, Tony's
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: tour is just around the corner. We're talking May twenty
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: two here, So she's going to have to get some replacements.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Real child, they need some dates. Oh they were just
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: the thing they would Destiny They're not with. They're not
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: with Tony Braxon. I mean yeah, there is no Destiny's Child.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I mean open for Tama, I mean for Tony. What
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I'm saying a good no. I think on Tony Tony Graxon,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: who's Steve? Yeah, I think that will be pretty good.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: T and T, Tony and Table, Tommy Ta Swift doing that?
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: What alright? Also in other news, it was reported that
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Cardi B had hired some of Beyonce's dancers who were
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: fired for her Coachella performance. Cardi B hired these dancers.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Cardi apparently heard about this and wanted to clear things up.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: In a tweet that has since been deleted, Cardi wrote,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: the same dancers I used for uh the I Heart
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Radio Awards and for Jimmy Fallon are the same dancers
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I'm using for Coachella. Cardi let it be known that
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: she isn't trying to stir up anything with Beyonce or
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: with the Bee Hive, because we all know that the
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Bee Hive does not play. They have Beyonce's back. They there,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: that is their queen and they have her back, so
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah, a lot of dances, though, I
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: mean it's just two or three of them, Coddy B
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: can't have two or three and the thousand people up there,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I can't have two of them. But it was like
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: forty people on that stage. It wor whatever. It was nice. Yes,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: it was great, great show. She's so next. You just
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: need three of them. I mean you gotta be that Greek.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: How you even know which one is? He's a mine,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: you're mine, your mine? You know better than that? Who?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: But I mean Tony still does need some replacements for
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: her sisters. Yeah, well Tony, I'm here baby, like Uncle
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Steve Saton, that might not be a bad deal. No,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I believe that one. And you open for for Luther
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  Speaker 1: and Ross to like great Luther Andross for years. Can't
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  Speaker 1: be cussing twenty five minutes clean? Oh you my phone call? Yeah?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: You know we don't need Is there cussing in your show? Nephew? No,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I can make a clean show. Yeah, I can't make
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: you just so stressful. Go to a clean show, that's all.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: And she's here, the talented miss and Trip. Thank you
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: very much. Good morning everybody. This is and trip with
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: the news. Well, according to the Philadelphia Inquired get this,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the Starbucks manager who called the police on those two
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: black men who use the bathroom, we didn't buy anything.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: That manager has quit the coffee chain, and the company
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: spokesman said is that it was quote a mutual decision.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Starbucks under fire still because the incident with many people
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: white as well as black, saying that was clearly prompted
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: by racism. There were demonstrations on Sunday, there was some yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: and there's even been a call for a nationwide boycott
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: of the Starbucks coffee chainsail stay tuned to them. Today's
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: a day fired. FBI director James Commey's book is to
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: be released, and the title is A Higher Loyalty, Truth, Lies,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: and Leadership, as described as a revealing memoir where Commey
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: looks back on the highest profile cases of his career. However,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: the part most people care about is the part where
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: he talks about President Trump. In fact, Comey was asked
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: what he thinks about the commander in chief on ABC,
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  Speaker 1: A person who sees moral equivalence in Charlottesville, who talks
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: about and treats women like their pieces of meat. Who
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: lies constantly about matters big and small, and insists the
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: American people believe it. That person is not fit to
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: be president of the United States on moral grounds. Are
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: president must embody respect and adhere to the values there
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: at the core of this country, the most important being truth.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: This president is not able to do that, he is
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: morally unfit to be president. Trump calls call me a
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: leaker and a liar, and the tweets that Comey has
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: committed many crimes. Again. The book comes out today is
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: called The Higher Loyalty. By the Way. President Trump's personal
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: attorney was in federal court yesterday after the U. S.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Attorney's Office revealed that they've been investigating Michael Kon's activities
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: for months. Trump formally asked the federal judge to slap
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: a temporary restraining order on the materials sees from Cohen's office,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: is home and hotel room to give them time to
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: go over them, but the judge refused. By the Way,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: authorities say that Fox News host Sean Hannity is one
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: of Attorney Cone's clients. Hannity says cohe never did any
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: real legal work for him. Facebook is now banded. Richard
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Spencer the white nationalists and leader of the alt right
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: movement of the social media giant too expenses Facebook page
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: down on Friday, along with the pages of his so
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: called think tank, which is called the National Policy Institute.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: According to Radar Online, eighty seven year old Katherine Jackson,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: the matrix of the world famous Jackson family, reportedly stuffered
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: a stroke that has left her struggling to speak and see.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: The reports says she suffered a stroke about a week ago.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: She was hospitalized by she's home again, but he's having
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: a little trouble with her sight or hearing. But they
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: say the good news is that her condition is under
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  Speaker 1: control their words, and the doctors say they're monitoring it.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Sad news after Harry Anderson has died. Anderson, perhaps known
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: as the sweet, kind of goofy judge on the show
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Night Cord Finally, today is nothing like a Dame Day.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, Nothing in the world more entertainment. Today's trending topics.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty minutes after the Hour with Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Taylor Swift
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: in the news. She's doing covers now Steve of one
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  Speaker 1: of your all time favorite groups in the whole wide world.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: She did a cover Taylor Swift did a cover of
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  Speaker 1: Earth Wind and Fires September for a little bit your
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  Speaker 1: do you remember what a changing It's enough catt No,
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  Speaker 1: it's disrespectful what you don't do The Elements was not
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: body y'all. Yeah, you gotta get to that part to
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: the deliverance banjo. This is her version of it. Now.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I was waiting on some pigs to start squealing. You don't,
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  Speaker 1: you don't. You don't do that to an earth win
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  Speaker 1: in five Jam Winning five, one of the greatest groups
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  Speaker 1: of all time. Yeah, you don't you know we are
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  Speaker 1: win to find ban your music? Well, Steve Waite, let's
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  Speaker 1: at least get to the body up part. Come on, okay,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, this is way it's nothing. Are you all right?
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: It's you know you don't do that this Earth When
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  Speaker 1: the Five, this is a soul group. Yeah, this is
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  Speaker 1: the greatest band ever formed in the history of music.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: It's some stuff you can't do it as which is like,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: damn near nothing. That ain't what we is. We are
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: the Elements, earth Wind and Fire. I bought them out
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  Speaker 1: before he slowed it down a little. I've been up
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  Speaker 1: on sunset, I presented them their hands in the concrete
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  Speaker 1: in front of the gud Tar Center. I introduced them
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  Speaker 1: with the Lifetime Achievement Award on b et tell me nothing,
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  Speaker 1: boy nerve when the five they meant too much to me,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Taylor as I love Taylor. I like Taylor Squill. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no business doing that. Kane heard the Kanya
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  Speaker 1: don't feel about earth Wind and Fire like I do. Huh, Hey, man,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: I don't like that banjo in there that I'm with you.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: If I wanted the banjo, damn it, they would have
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: got one. And then we're gonna let you calm down.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: This is blasphemous. This is really blasphemous, and I'm surprised
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: that a sweet woman like Taylor thought this was a
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: good idea. Yeah this just seriously, man, you tw you
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• 40:53
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  Speaker 1: here we go, Come on, Jay with comedy, roulette, color ulette,
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  Speaker 1: very simple. Take five subjects. Put them on the wheel,
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  Speaker 1: damn thing. All right, here we go, Thank you, Ja.
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  Speaker 1: Number one, her fine in quotations didn't hold up. Number two?
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  Speaker 1: Did you put? Please stop talking about what happened in
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  Speaker 1: high school? Please? Three? Your church services too long? Too
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  Speaker 1: long for well, it sure smells like fish in here.
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  Speaker 1: Number five. I know, I know you're not supposed to
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  Speaker 1: laugh at a funeral, but dot dot dot the cat.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go number five and stop doing I know you're
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: not supposed to laugh at a funeral. But I know
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to laugh at a funeral. But but man,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: when the deacon passed away and foe baby mama's shoulder, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't nobody know nothing, and all of them little
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  Speaker 1: girls look just like him. You can't, I know, you're
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: not supposed to laugh in the funeral. But I know
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to laugh at the funeral, but it
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: would have been nice. They had matching family cars, got
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  Speaker 1: fun one hand and all the family and there. I
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  Speaker 1: know you're not supposed to laugh at the futer, but
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  Speaker 1: her wig is on bath with Come on, somebody flipped that.
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  Speaker 1: I know you ain't supposed to laugh fat the funeral,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, good and well, y'all needed a witer
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  Speaker 1: cast just to match this big gass down in there.
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  Speaker 1: Know you they didn't shut the leads olds hanging out,
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  Speaker 1: They shut the lead. You get here hill the body,
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  Speaker 1: they shut the lead the body when good in hell, well,
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  Speaker 1: you should have spent that money on a bigger case.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're not supposed to laugh at the funeral,
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  Speaker 1: but when the passer said we're here to bary hold on,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: what's his name? What do you say that's funny? I
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: know we're not supposed to laugh, but why is all
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: the Paul Bearer's paying saying they go rock this bark
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  Speaker 1: they not go back? Come on, tell me, I know
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: we're not supposed to laugh at the funeral, but your
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  Speaker 1: wife and you got the same daddy you just found
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: that's all right, Come on, Steve, close it out. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, you ain't supposed to laugh at her funeral.
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  Speaker 1: But when your uncle is up in there and he's
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  Speaker 1: buried in a Michael Jordan's job, his suit with a
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: It's today's Strawberry Letter, the subject I'm in love but
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: not with my husband. But up next it is the nephew.
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  Speaker 1: He is back from vacant with a praying phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What you got? You know, when you in need, sometimes
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you gotta ask people something, especially good friends. You come
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: out and you just ask them, don't you? Okay, will
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  Speaker 1: you breastfeed my baby? Oh I've never asked. I don't
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: know anyone who's asked anyone where your breast feed my baby?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: It is ready? Hello man? Uh yeah, this hey man,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: uh hey man, this this this this dog and uh,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: uh this who this man? Yeah, he gave me your phone. No,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I know you don't know me, but gave me your number.
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  Speaker 1: Who you're talking about on the south side, on the
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: south side. He he gave your number. Man. I'm going
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: through something. I thought you might be to help me out, man,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: because we'll see to my girl and I don't know, man,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I think just In left, you know, and uh, she
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: didn't left me here with the kids. You know what
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to I don't think coming back. My man,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: My man, I feel for you. But but why are you?
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you telling me this? See
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying um see, man, I haven't got the kids
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: by myself. You know. My little boy he three. But
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: my little girl, man, she just she just two months old. Man.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: The reason why I got your number because I think
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you might get to help me, because I I'm just
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: going through this. It's just hard right now. Bro, Dog,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: howny help you. Dog. I got kids of my own. Dog,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: howny help you. We'll see. That's That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Now't ain't you ain't you married to? Yeah, my wife?
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  Speaker 1: How you know my wife? Dog? And see what I'm saying,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of know y'all to gotta see
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  Speaker 1: y'all vote through him, and uh, let's see here the
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: deal man. Like, Like I said, I got my kids, man,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: My my my, my little boy three, but my little
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: girl ain't for two months. Man. How many the kids
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: y'all got? Man? We got three kids, Man, I got
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: a ten year old, eight year old and a six
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: month old. I'm trying to I really don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you're asking asking to me. Man. I got my own family.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I gotta take care of. You asked me for help.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, what is it you need? Man? And and
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: and what I'm trying to do with this yere, I'm
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: trying to get my little my little girl taking care
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  Speaker 1: of man, like I'm said. Then ran off man and
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: then left. And I don't think I don't think comes back.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I don't think she's coming back. But I need to go.
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  Speaker 1: I need some help from from your white I need
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  Speaker 1: to come by the house today. Can do you think? What?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: What do you need to come at your house? Because
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: the baby, the baby, the baby needs some milk. Man.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: We got a couple of cans, and we got a
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: couple of cans of some formulas and something in here
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  Speaker 1: we can drop off to you. Man, ain't coming to
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: your house dog more. You're more than happy to have
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: these you have these cans, but we can't be having
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: my wife at your house. Dog got all kids. I
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: understand that, but I the baby needs to milk. That's outside.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I need. I need to come by and feed the baby. Dog.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I just told you to come by drop off a
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  Speaker 1: couple of cans and milk. But I mean, I don't
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: even know you like that player. I ain't about to
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: just have my wife coming to your damn house. I
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: don't know you, but I'm you gonna come by and
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: see the baby? Man, dog? Why the hell you can't feed? You?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Do baby? Come by and brush baby? What you want?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Not want to come out your house and do what
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I want? Brush? I told you a lot yow mind.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know you to be talking about my wife
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: coming to your house breasting your baby. Matter fact, you
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  Speaker 1: get my number? Who the hell is anyway? I don't
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: stop thinking about I don't know, say dog, don't call
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: me with this dog because you're talking about breasting your baby.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Why would you do this now? Why would you? Why
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: would you like? Why would you come between your baby shelf.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Why are you doing here? Dog? I'll tell you what, dog.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Bring your baby over here, you and the baby come
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: over here. Bring your baby baby over here. And when
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: and when you get here. As soon as she took
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: about it, I'm gonna knock your keep down your throat. Now,
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  Speaker 1: come on over. We're gonna be here. She's gonna be
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: all day. Don't do it, don't do don't let your
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  Speaker 1: stuff between you. I'm just trying to get how you
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: gonna call me talking about my wife breastfeed? Yo, baby,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I'm still you know what? Hold on? Hold on, hold on,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: hold on? What's hold on? Hold on? What's up? Baby?
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Do you know in our husband? You don't know them.
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  Speaker 1: My wife don't know you, and I don't know you?
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  Speaker 1: his wife, you left him, the two kids. He wants
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  Speaker 1: big don't baby, don't baby, don't trip. I got this.
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  Speaker 1: not with my husband. Here Stephen Shirley. I am a
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: thirty year old mother of two and I've been married
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: since I was eighteen. Well, recently, I met a man
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  Speaker 1: online and initiated a conversation with him about sports since
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: we liked the same teams. I was completely attracted to
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  Speaker 1: him when I saw him online, and we decided we
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: should meet in person. And once we met, we started
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: out as friends and we talked to each other and
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: saw each other daily. I started to have strong feelings
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: for him, and it grew into us hugging and kissing
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: whenever we were together. Here's the catch. He is also
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: married to his high school sweetheart and they have four kids.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: He says he is in love with his wife, yet
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: he still finds time to talk to me and see me.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Whenever he posts pictures on social media of him and
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: his wife, I get jealous. I see how happy they
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: appear to be. I have tried to leave him alone,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: but it never lasts for long because I like him
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: so much. In case you're wondering, I cannot stand my husband,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: but I've been with him my whole life and our
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: marriage is comfortable. Besides, I have my kids to consider.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing is wrong, but now I
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: am head over heels in love with this man and
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: he does want to let me go, but he's not
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: leaving his wife. What should we do? Well, I don't
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: know what we should do, but I definitely know what
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: you should do. Okay, Uh, listen, this is a go nowhere, hopeless,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: hot mess of a situation, and you know that, Uh,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: this needs to end right now today, but it probably
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: won't because you are head over heels in love with
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: this man, as you say, and uh, he has already
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: told you he's not leaving his wife. So you know
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: you're in somewhat of a quandary here because you say
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: you love him. I say that if you're unhappy in
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: your marriage, get some therapy, get some marriage counseling, talk
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: to your husband. Maybe you guys could try different things,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: get a separate ration, do something else, but don't just
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: sit there and wallow in unhappiness while seeing someone else
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: on the side. You know, behind your husband's back and
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: him behind his wife's back. That doesn't help anything. I
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: know you you want to what, nephew, are you squirming
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: in your seat though? All over it? Anyway? Yeah, he's
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: not leaving, So what do you guys? You just destined
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: to sneak around and see each other that way? Is
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: that what you really want? Uh? You say you want
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: to stay married to your husband for your kids. I
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: mean that's good, and that's noble and everything, but you
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: gotta have some happiness in this situation too. And if
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: you're not happy, if your marriage is not making you happy,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: you gotta do something about that. First of all, I say, good,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: some counseling, all right, there you go, Steve, Yeah, yeah,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: right now we're gonna skip over that. This mother don't
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: says nothing, by no damn counsel this thirty year old mother.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Here's the subject. I'm in love, but not with my husband.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Now that's the only time I hear you say the
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: word love in this letter. I got must point this out.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Thirty year old mother too, been married since your eighteen,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: probably dated the boys sent before that. You've never had
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: any other relationships, you know, met this man online y'all
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: started talking about the sports. Then you saw him. He
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: was attracted to him. Y'all decided to meet in person.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Once you met him, y'all started out as friends and
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: you talked to each other and saw each other daily.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Now you got to go out your way to meet
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: somebody daily. This ain't a co worker, Hello, this just
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: a dude offline. So y'all got to hook up. That
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: takes time. So you're y'all making ways to go see
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: each other. Now both of y'all is married. We'll get
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: into that in a minute. I started having strong feeling
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: for him, and it grew into us hugging and kissing
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: whenever we were together. Hell yeah, see y'all out of
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: sports talk? See that all that all we like the
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: same team? How much liking the same team gonna get you?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Every day y'all just up talking about the same damn team,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: about how much y'all like it. Na, he's looking at
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: your lips, you're looking at his lips. Y'all putt your
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: tongue in each other mouth. Wow, your damn right, every
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: day sitting up talking about the team. Nobody talking about
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: her team every damn date. The Browns is much health
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: they need damn talking about the damn team every day.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Here's the catch. He is also married to his high
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: school sweetheart and they have cor kids. He's says he's
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: in love with his wife, yet he still finds time
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: to talk to me and see me. Okay, listen to me.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Now read your lyne back to yourself. He says he's
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: in love with his wife, yet he finds times to
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: talk to me and see me. He't in love with you.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: He ain't in love with you. I'll explain that to
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: you in a minute. Whenever he posts pictures on social
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: media for him and his wife, I get jealous. That's
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: his wife. It's your jealous fault. Put some pictures to
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: you and your kids and you'll husband on that. Just
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: smile at it. I see how happy they appeared to be.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: I've tried to leave him alone, but it never lasts
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: for long because I like him so much. Now, first
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: of all, if you think that I'm gonna sit up
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: here and believe all y'all doing is hug and kissing,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: you're wrong about that. You're leaving stuff out this letton
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: every day. Yeah, just hugging and kissing every day, every day,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: And the subject I'm in love, but not with my husband. Well,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: what are you doing to make you be in love?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Because the show ain't talking about sports? Lebron, Lebron. Most
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: people been in love with me. I'm just trying to
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: say it's because of what I do. It ain't the Brown,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: it ain't the cal Yeah, it ain't Houston. All right, listen,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, we'll be back at twenty three after you're
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: listening to Steven show. Alright, guys, Uh, here we go
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: with Steve. Part two responses. It's mother and that's what
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I meant. This dude don't love. So I started feeling
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: something for the dude. They're meeting every day now, hugging
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: and kiss it every day, hugging and kissing. He married,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: got four kids, she married, got two kids. He says
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: he in love with his wife, yet he still feels
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  Speaker 1: time to find time to talk to me and see me.
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  Speaker 1: But I've better understand something about men. Men can be
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  Speaker 1: in love with somebody else and find time to see
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  Speaker 1: and talk to you. But notice now he ain't in
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  Speaker 1: love with you. He's not gonna leave his wife. I've
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: tried to leave him alone, but it never lasts long.
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  Speaker 1: Because I liked him so much? What not a minute
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: ago you was in love. But I like him so
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: much because of what he do. It ain't just a
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: hug and kissing somebody getting touched some boy. Shut up, Tommy,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: In case you wonder I cannot stand my husband. M hmm.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: I know you can't stand your husband because you're over
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: here talking sports with this man and talking sexiness with
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: the sports. Did you see him dunk that ball drop
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: all Did you see that ball go through them upright
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: right down the middle, wasn't it? Did you see him
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  Speaker 1: tackle him, fell all over him, rolled him over and
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  Speaker 1: everything I showed, like the way the quarterback put his
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: hands up under that to get that ball. Were just
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: talking sports now, That's why we were just sports talking.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Throw it deep. You better throw that thing to me deep,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: throw it deep. No, I like that right there, Go
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: a long, just go long. We just talk to sports now,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: but go a long. It's third and long again. Long's
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: I'm who you need to get a penalty flag? You
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: illegal use your hands here. This. I can't believe we
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: fell in love like this. We was just talking sports,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: sports talking here man, you better move you all side.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: I'm too close. Hold here in my turn. Let me
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: kick the ball. You're like a wide receiver. You got
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: soft hand. Who's the tight end? Alright, Shirley, you know
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: into Yeah, we're sports talk right now sitting up here.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Oh you're rough in the past. You better quit doing
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: that to me. You show better quit doing that to me. Well,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: el so now after y'all to talk sports and heads
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: sick exactly. Now you can't stay in your damn husband,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: been with him your whole life, and our marriage is comfortable. Besides,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: you got kids. Consider Now here's the key to the
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: whole thing. And this one I'm gonna started helping Tommy out.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing is wrong, but now I'm
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: head over heels in love with this new man. He
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to let me go, but he's not leaving
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: my wife. What should we do? Well, let me explain.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: He's doing what he gonna do. Now, see the weed,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: the weed is yo, yo deal. He is doing what
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: he gonna do. He ain't got no other plans. You
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: is the other plan. See, the man is doing what
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: he do. Now, since both of you all are married,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: and both of you all are in a consensual relationship,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something that a young man told me,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: I never understood this, but he used to use this
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: all the time. The saying is fair exchange, ain't no robbery.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah see you married, I'm married. You got kids, I
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: get kids. You in love, I'm in love. You ain't
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: gonna know where. I ain't going nowhere. But we're getting
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: together to come a problem and solve a problem that
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: we both had. We go now? Is that right? One? No?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: It is? It is one hundred percent more really dead wrong.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: But ain't we all senter? Yeah saved? Ain't we all
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: come short? Or the mark? Ain't we come on? Now?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Who coming melalite? A shot? Or the glory? Or God?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Ain't we guilty of life's less for pleasures? Who in
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: here ain't been tempted? Who in here I ain't wanted
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: somebody that wasn't yours? Who ain't looked over there and
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: wish they was over there with him? In here? Ain't
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: had something across their mind and wanted it to stay
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: down and visit for a while. Ain't said something inappropriate
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: to a woman somewhere, hoping that it layed to something inappropriate?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: I want to know who among you ain't took the
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: time to say, look a here, what you think how
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: you wanted making mine? Give me some? I like it?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Like that? Touched me again? Who baby? I asked? I?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Oh right, now, come on now can you come back over?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Who in here ain't said this? All right? And coming
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: up in ten minutes, Steve, we're gonna ask me. We're
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: gonna ask you. Get ready for this? Now you better
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: ask me? What would you do to avoid ever having
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: to pay taxes again? Will be all right up, it's
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: tax you're listening to the Steve Show. All right, here
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: we go with tax fax. Guys, your taxes are due today.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Just a last minute tax tip. Filing for an extension
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: doesn't get you an extension to pay tax experts say
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: you're still going to have to pay interest on that
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: money later. Anyway. Requesting an extension huh okay ten percent,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: you heard the expert. Uh. Requesting an extension doesn't solve
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: any problems if your only problem is that you expect
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: to owe money. So, Steve, you've given us a couple
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: of tips this morning. What would you do to ever
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: avoid having to pay taxes again? Having to pay taxes again?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Now they want to take that little finger. They said,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: we could take that little thing. I'll take it off
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: with a hat with my All I need is a
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: lot of chewing. Go we want that left eye. We
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: can get the left out. You never have to pay
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: taxes again. My eye can't be Oh you can't look
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: crazy at you? Give up a toe. Yeah, I'll give
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: him baby talk. Take the thing right off. Never have
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: to pay taxes again. But you wouldn't be able. You
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: lose some of your balance. You know when you lose
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: your baby. Yeah, don't run no more. No wa your
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: mustad as yeah yeah, oh that's a good one. Yeah,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: that's a good one. Face and your eyebrow. I'm gonna
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: send me taxes. You're gonna hear a little bit. Just
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: just want a piece of meat sitting on my neck?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: That stuff? Take them off just one time, okay, okay,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: leave the brows. How about the mustache. That's what I
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: wanted And never have to pay you never have to
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: pay taxes. Brows? Gonch, thank you it is? Yeah, you
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: know you are that way you can walk around, Steve.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you picture me with no much that Yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: definitely send it. Oh hell no, no, you can't do
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: that now, I just saw you can't do that. No,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying. Here's the question, Steve, what if you
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: couldn't be funny anymore? Oh no, you already a't gonna
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: make no money. You gotta keep playing. I ain't got
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: weird about taxes because I'm I ain't gonna hand on money. Okay,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: what if you could? Okay, how about get it up cousin. No, no,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: no's what I like. But you never have to pay
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: texts again? But when he get his texts? Yeah, he
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: can't do that. I would. I don't know, man, Yeah, no, no,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: I'd give up cussing, not take text I don't believe
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: that I would. You know what about cigars? You love cigars? God, dog,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: normal cigars? Cigars? Hey, damn dog, give no more vegas? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: I do that, But I go right on over there
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: to Okay, No, you had gamble no more gamblet for
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: no more text. Here's one you'd have to like dress
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: like a nerd. You couldn't be flying. You couldn't be
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: flying anymore. No text, you couldn't be flying anymore. Come on,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: I'm playing norms summer vacation. Yeah, be in your Oh no,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: I'm paying at tax gotta we gotta wear sandals all
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: the time. No, no, no real shoes, just saying, oh
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: I got some flies with suits. Oh dog, I got
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: some sand I shut the door on you. I got
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: some standards, looks so straight pill. I got some boat shoes.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: I got one. Go ahead, No more. No more your
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: cars you got to ride and just a regular car.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: No the bus, you got the wing on the But
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: but you don't have to pay. I'm paying tax. You
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: gotta wait on the buck No, and make it work.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: You gotta ride it back and put your back in
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: front of the bus. And what's gonna drop you right there? Man,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: he's paying taxes. No more private jest. You gotta come
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: come back to merch. Come on over here and sitting there,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, taking your belt off. Put your company
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: the trade that we have. But I'm just telling you man,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: you work for those because no more taxes. But dog,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: I can't go where I want to go. No more.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: You can't maybe a connecting flight, but you may have
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: a laver. You can get group and you'll have some
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: little boy you don't know looking at you. Just keep
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: paying tax. I wouldn't do that, not not to play.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: I just keep paying tax. Really, okay, I gotta live
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: in a half three square feet with your life. No
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: small homes, tiny one of those for a year, a
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: tiny house for years, and then I won't have to
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: pay no more if I survived, if I don't kill myself,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: I do that like you do. I love that show absolutely,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: like you're not you get fit in there. Man had
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: them on his show before. Seriously, man, they have to
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: come off because whose aspiration? Whose gold is to buy that? Damn?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: A lot of people don't. You're sitting on the chair,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: then you gotta use the bathroom. You gotta lift the chair.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: But you didn't hockey and in front of people over
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: that evening and you just got your legs over, your
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: drawers down using the damn bathroom and all your funk
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: going upstairs. And the bed is up there on the
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: lawful on top of the closet. Man, I wish the
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: hell out would one year, one year. I do it
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: for one year for no more taxes, you tyuse yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. But Margree couldn't be in that whip. Now.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: I just had to do it by myself. About three house,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: three months in jail, no more taxes after that. Hell
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, three months in jail cigars. I know. All right, Uh,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, the guys
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: are here. They're gonna talk about the first round of
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: the NBA playoffs right after this. You're listening to the
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we told you about
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: the story yesterday, guys. Starbucks is still in damage control
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: after a video went viral over the weekend showing two
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: black men being arrested out of Philadelphia Starbucks. The men
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: walked into the Starbucks and sat down. They asked to
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: use the bathroom about an employee refused because they hadn't
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: ordered anything, and after the men refused to leave, workers
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: called police, who arrested them for trespassing. A customer captured
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: the arrest on video, which has gone viral and as
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: also led to calls to boycott Starbucks. They are doing that.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: THEO Kevin Johnson, publicly apologized to the to the two men,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: and he was on Good Morning America yesterday. He said
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: we are accountable and he is taking full responsibility and
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: will be in Philadelphia this week to meet with the
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: men face to face. UM. Well, Steve, as a leader
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: and CEO, Johnson knows that people don't care about the
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: names of the employers or or managers to fire. They
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: will only remember how Starbucks got two black men arrested
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: for sitting in their store. But the manager has been fired.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: And I told you all that, Yes, I told you
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: that's what has to happen, because I'm telling you the
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: problem was the phone call from the manager to the
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: police department. This what hyped it way beyond what it was.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Here is the phone call to the police. Hello, Police department. Hi,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm a manager at the Starbucks here at Philly. Yeah.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Are you Are you okay? Are you afraid? Something going on?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: I'm very afraid. What's the problems are? There's two African
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: American men sitting here still look like they have weapons.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: There's something shine in their hands. Do you think they
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: committed a crime before? They look like can you describe them?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: One of them has about, I would say, exactly, thirty
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: eight thousand strands of hair. What does that have to do?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: He looks exactly to be about twenty seven years old,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: give or take thirty days. Any other no facial hair, Ah,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: very strong hands. Are they together? They're right together. They're
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: sitting together. They haven't ordered anything. Does it look like
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: they're making a plan that they're planning to rob us.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, No, no, you can't use the rest room.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: I just don't want of the negroes. They can't use
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: the restaroom. Don't let him separate. Do not let him separate.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Keep your eye on both of them staring at me. Now,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: don't look directly in their eyes. You're trying not to,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: but they're their eyes. I think they're related to Shirley Strong.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Their eyes are here. It must be one of the
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Boys. Have you ever seen it before? I almost
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: feel like I think they was here yesterday in cases, Yes, yes,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: I've seen it. They were definitely in there, yes, and
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: they about nothing yesterday. They didn't buy anything. I'm gonna
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: send a cloud right down. Now. You've got to Harry
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: to arrest them. They need to be arrested. How about
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, is gonna get the drone squad over there?
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Taste them? Can you taste them? Sa and see you? Definitely?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: Most definitely this sounds like a tating situation to exactly exactly. No,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: let me say something. There are some white people in
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: here filming this. Do they look like they like rap music? Oh?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: My god, they certainly. Do they look exactly, sir, stop
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: asking me question. It's a police car on the way. No,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: we have a tank on the way. Tank is coming
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: down there. Thank you. Deal the problem right now, thank you.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: And could you bring all those flamethrowers. Definitely Vietnam set
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: their ass on fire. And be careful, be careful. There's
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: white sitting here. Oh my god. If white people are
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: in there now, if they've got all of them fooled
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: except me, father of god father, this is a dangerous situation.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: They've got different Why didn't you say white people were
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: there to begin? He's telling you you're afraid. It's Oh
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: my god. They're looking over here, other white people clutching
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: their purses. Oh my god, this is fearful. It's the
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: worst I've ever felt in my life. I've need Starbucks
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: now for seven years as the manager. Down. Oh my god,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: calm down, please take in the situation. Oh my god,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: calm down, just calm down. I can't cold down, analyst,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: but you're not here. We're calling the bomb squad right now,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. They're terrorists still, they look like terrists.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: They look black, Thank you, serious, thank you, thank you.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: We have enough information. That's right. They look serrian. We're
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: taking him down. One of them has a vest on
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Harry before he pulls a streak. Do you think they
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: like chicken? One of them didn't have chicken soup. It
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: was PISSI asked for chicken chicken swe so we don't
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: have chicken soup. He looks one of them saying it
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: and was awful angry, and he said, do you have
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: watermelon tarts? And he said no. Hoh, hey god, oh
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: my god, Harryson, We're we're on the way, no way,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: all right there, So that's dere Oh my god. They
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: were resting us white people. Are you safe? White people? Well,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: we're fine. What the hell is going on? What did
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: they do? Guys are great? What hey? Wait, you're taking them?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: These guys have done nothing. This is wrong. It's not wrong.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: It's the law. The main thing is, are you okay?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: I've been okay ever since I voted for Trump. Trump
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: finds out, he'll tweet about it. I'll be fine. Not
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: far me. He's gonna forgive me your job to say,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: don't worry. All right, ladies and gentlemen, thank you. The reenactment,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: the Starbucks reenactment than well, that is exactly what happened.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Tommy, guys,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: it is time for the NBA playoffs. What's going on?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: Let's talk. We have a problem. We won our first game.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: We look real good. But I will say this, We're
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: gonna have to dig deep and we're gonna play ball
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: every single night. You're gonna have to play every single night.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to James Harden has been bawling, and
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: he bawled other night. Now let's go ahead and slide
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: on up north a little bit. Cleveland. What's happening up there?
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: That's all Cleveland. Just now. I don't really alwet Cleveland
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: to be in the I don't expect him to win
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: the title this year though. I think I think you
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: can get to the finals. Well, normally wins the first
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: one and all that. What they got to do with it?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: What I'm just saying, they only win the first round. Well,
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: when we lost the first round yet best the sound. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta win. That's what they gotta win. They gotta
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  Speaker 1: be and until that happened. I don't know what we're
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  Speaker 1: talking about. Why are you talking? No? I mean it's
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  Speaker 1: really cool. I'm not really worried about it. We've been
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  Speaker 1: to draft somebody for the Brown Indians was in it
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  Speaker 1: last year? We were good. Now he ain't been in
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  Speaker 1: a damn thing. So you know, you just get your toe.
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  Speaker 1: You what they need to do? The World Series? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well you just want the world serious? There you go.
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  Speaker 1: You want that. We want the NBA title two years ago.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't want that. You know what you want to be.
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  Speaker 1: You want to be the Chapels that's wanna be. You know, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm black talking to some black people. You want to
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  Speaker 1: turn that ratio? Go ahead, I'm not turning ray. Why
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  Speaker 1: you were about the little little adjective? You're tight? Steve?
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? What is it with
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: the with the Rockets? Why you don't like the rockets?
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  Speaker 1: I love the Rockets. It's okay. You don't like the
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: people's actually for the rocket Rocket? Oh goody. I'm actually
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  Speaker 1: pulling for the rock because I love Chris Paul and
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  Speaker 1: Hard and I think the boys, I think I think
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna get them run. And if they don't get
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  Speaker 1: Steph Curry back. They can't beat Houston without step step back. No,
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  Speaker 1: not you, no it. Step has to be healthy for
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  Speaker 1: the Rockets, for the for Golden State to be Golden State,
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  Speaker 1: Steph Curry has to be healthy. Yeah, playing with step
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  Speaker 1: everybody on the field. No, I saw send it Tim,
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  Speaker 1: don't he? They fall in apart? All that knows who
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  Speaker 1: ain't there? The Lakers ain't going. That's all that. And
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  Speaker 1: you know, but like you think, I appreciate about what
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  Speaker 1: you know. You're celebrating your what you're what you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to reign on my little parade for you know, just
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: just going ahead, your little celebration. You say, like rute
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  Speaker 1: for me, like a route for y'all. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: a root up up up north for y'all to ask.
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  Speaker 1: Got a problem in Golden State? Quit talking to me
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  Speaker 1: now until you get past Golden State. All this is
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  Speaker 1: for not what is all this anger? Not? Not? What's
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  Speaker 1: that shirt? Say? Time? Zero seekret Yeah, I'm getting a
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  Speaker 1: chance zero sixty. If you know that, why do you
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  Speaker 1: come over here messing with the zero? Why do ba
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: you were baiting you? Well, I don't need so okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me help y'all. I'm gonna tell you like my
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: wife told me, you already set at all time, at
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: all time, So I'm already set. The safety is always off.
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  Speaker 1: So come on over here. You must wants to go
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  Speaker 1: all right, listen, we'll be back with more of this foolishing.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: My butt is hiked up in there right now. That
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  Speaker 1: dog will bite right after this. You're listening, Steve al
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  Speaker 1: right here, we are part two of our NBA Final Slash.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: Get on Steve's nerves. Sports is going on up north.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing see right there already because you listen to me. Houston,
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  Speaker 1: Houston got a bomb squad. Yeah, you know, but we
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  Speaker 1: gotta get that. You still gotta get past Golden State.
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  Speaker 1: If we're losing this round, and y'all lose gets Golden State,
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  Speaker 1: ain't both of us at the house. That'sh But let's
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  Speaker 1: just be honest. We had to take them in the
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  Speaker 1: overtime to win that. That ain't really good. You know,
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  Speaker 1: there's gonna be that food. We got gold State. No, no, no, Minnesota,
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  Speaker 1: Minnesota who we had going overtime, y'all over time with Minnesota.
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  Speaker 1: So let's just be fair. Minnesota, We just be fair.
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  Speaker 1: Just did get it you know, we want a regular
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  Speaker 1: time all to night. Jim boy, it was the see
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  Speaker 1: this one. Don't like talking sports with people that don't
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  Speaker 1: want talking about I watched the dog. I know dog
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  Speaker 1: it was overtime game. It was not. I just watched
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  Speaker 1: the game last night. What you're talking about? What game
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  Speaker 1: was you watching? Why does everything we do end up
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  Speaker 1: in a fightin family? That's how family did over time.
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  Speaker 1: That's what family do. I don't know because I didn't
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  Speaker 1: watch it. Get it, okay, I promise you guys, I
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  Speaker 1: watched the whole game last night. It was it was
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't over time. I supposed to be saying it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't over time? Which one was? What you say? I
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  Speaker 1: just I don't. I didn't even know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: We're struggling with with Minnesota. We wont by first, I'm saying, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so it was in regular time, it was not in
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  Speaker 1: over It was not over time, damnit. And then that
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  Speaker 1: really though I kind of knew that. No, you're just
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: going along with the information. Just want to fight? Oh yeah, fight.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember no game being over time yet thinking
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: about us, we can fight about anything. I'm saying, it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter Jay and you, being new to the team,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: have found that out right. Yeah, it doesn't matter everything
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  Speaker 1: we do do. We have to fight about every fight
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  Speaker 1: about taxes, we fight, We fight about everything everything. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. Don't worry about what happened up, No, you
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  Speaker 1: just take care of what's happened down in the day
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  Speaker 1: on fifth wall. Yeah, baby, fifth is the one that counted.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one. You can make it out of fifth.
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  Speaker 1: You can get the third. Don't worry about that. Care
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  Speaker 1: of the shepherd. That's all you were. Shepherd looked like
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: the shepherd with the beard. Yeah, you put on somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, he did something I've never seen in the
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: history of basketball. You know how you do that step back?
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: And he stepped back on the dude three times. I said,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: hold up, man, I've seen the dude do a step
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: back move. I've seen him do to step book, step back.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: I saw James hard in one game step back on
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  Speaker 1: the dude three times and then launched it. I said, Okay,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: he on some whole another. Hey that note, No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I know the big house of that note. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: back at forte after to close out this show with
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: Steve's closing remarks. WHOA got a big You got the
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  Speaker 1: big You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: here we are, last break of the day. It's been
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: a good tuesday. Huh. Don't forget to pay your taxes
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: today and all of that. Gotta say that, but Steve,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: come on, take us home. Yeah. I had a lot
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: of requests to replay one of my closing remarks, so
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: I just want to do one again today. So many
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: people said, man, I missed the one. Somebody told me
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: you did something, so I'm gonna play it back today.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: These are my closing remarks. I did uh and Act
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  Speaker 1: like a Success seminar down at in Los Angeles by
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: the airport at the Renaissance Hotel. Uh. Doreen Raimi does
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: a good job of running my Act like a Success seminars.
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  Speaker 1: And I was a keynote speaker at the graduation on Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: And so I'm gonna bring a piece of that to
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  Speaker 1: what I talked to you about. And I want to
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: keep motivating people. And one of the greatest motivations in
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: my life was my dreams. My dreams were so motivating
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  Speaker 1: to me because it put me in a place of
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: not so much focusing on where I was, But it
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: caused me to put my focus on where I was headed,
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  Speaker 1: and so as dismal as to where I was was,
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  Speaker 1: it didn't throw me off as sinking of a feeling
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  Speaker 1: as I had at times in my life. Because of
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: my dreams, I didn't I didn't feel sunken as low
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  Speaker 1: as I had gotten at some points in my life.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't ever think I wasn't gonna ever come up
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  Speaker 1: because of my dreams. My dreams inspired me to keep going.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: So what I'm saying to you is this. People ask me, Steve,
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: what motivates you? What makes you keep going? It's my
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: dreams what causes you to keep getting up, going to
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: work when you sick, fighting through all the stuff they're
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: saying about you. How do you handle all this negativity
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: around you and you just keep going. It's my dreams.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: It's my faith in God. It's my faith in God
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  Speaker 1: that there's no way He brought me this far to
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  Speaker 1: leave me that because you hating on me, You ain't
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: my God, you ain't my savior. You can't hate me
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: out of what He has for me, and you're hating me.
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  Speaker 1: Cannot stop nothing God has for me or for you.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: So my faith in God and my dreams have been
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: my motivation. So let me share what I shared with
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  Speaker 1: them on Satday. Motivation. Look at him, now, this is
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: good motivation. It's when your dreams put on work close.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: Did you hear me? Motivation? It's when your dreams put
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: on work close, When your dreams dress up and go
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: to work. That's the motivation. Now you motivated. You don't
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: put some work clothes on them dreams. Because see, you
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: can stay sleep and have your dreams, or you can
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: wake up and you can chase them. You need to
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: wake up and chase them. You need to wake up
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  Speaker 1: and chase them dreams. You need to put some work
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  Speaker 1: clothes on them. Jeans. You gotta get some grit, some
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: dirty on you. You gotta put work clothes on your dreams.
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  Speaker 1: That's your motivation. I'm motivated because, man, my dreams they
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: keep me going because it means I'm headed somewhere. Your
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: dreams make your head somewhere. Man, you ain't gotta get
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: stuck on him. I I tell people all the time
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  Speaker 1: that I keep a plaque in my office in Atlanta
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: that says and and dude send it to me. A
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  Speaker 1: friend of mine. When I was going through a bunch
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: of messed up stuff, he sent me a plaque that says,
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: if you're going through hell, just keep going. Why would
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: you stop there? Why would you stop in hell? You're
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: going through hell, just keep going? Because I'm heading somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: So all the hell I've been through, I survive at
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: all because of my dreams, because of my faith, Because
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: my dreams allowed me to think that the better day
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: is coming. So if a better day is coming, why
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: am I tripping so hard on what's happening today? Because
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: I know the better day is coming. Because one day, somehow,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: my God gonna make my dreams come true? Simply because
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: how you know that? The because he said he would.
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  Speaker 1: Now you tell me one thing he said that ain't
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: popped off. You tell me one promise he made he
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: ain't killed. You tell me one thing he hadn't assured
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: you of that you can't rest assured it. That's gonna
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: just name it. I'm listening, I'm listening. I'm listening. See,
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  Speaker 1: I got that much sense as a Christian, as flawed
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: as I am, I have that much sense as a Christian.
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  Speaker 1: So those Christians of you, that's better than me. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what I know that about him though, I
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: know that his promises is true, and I got to
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: know sense to lean on him. So when you see
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: me falling and making mistakes and doing something wrong and
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: not staying on the white line, you can quit tripping
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: with me. I'll get back on the line. Just give
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: me a minute. I just fell off. I just made
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  Speaker 1: a mistake, that's all I said. Someone shouldn't have said
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: I went somewhere I shouldn't have win. I got that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it together. Lord forgive me and what
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: she gonna do, and I'm gonna get back up, and
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it right agreeing, I'm gonna get it
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: right again. My dreams motivate me. My faith motivates me.
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  Speaker 1: Motivation it's when your dreams put on work clothes. You dig.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: That's what motivation is. When I'm going to do something
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: about making what I dream about come true. My dreams
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: got work clothes on it. So when you see me
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: out there, my dreams got on work close. I'm trying
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: to make it happen. My faith in God gonna make
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: sure that happened. And I just give him something to
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: touch my dreams, those are my clothes. Remarks at that,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: all right, drop the mic, baby, dropping the motivation. That's
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: when your dreams put on work close. You better get
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