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- 0:02Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
- 0:09Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
- 0:13Speaker 1: more like American buck things in its cubbing, not me
- 0:19Speaker 1: true good it be Steh to move to other Steley,
- 0:38Speaker 1: I don't join join you doing me. You gotta turning,
- 1:24Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn you got
- 1:43Speaker 1: to turn them out, then turn the water the water.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Come come on your fad uh huh, I sure will
- 2:03Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come
- 2:06Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got
- 2:09Speaker 1: a radio show. Okay, okay, here's what I want to
- 2:19Speaker 1: share with you. Stop complaining. So I had to let
- 2:29Speaker 1: you see how I let that one sit for a second.
- 2:33Speaker 1: Stop complaining. Do you realize without us even thinking about it,
- 2:42Speaker 1: oftentimes we just complain about stuff and it comes up
- 2:50Speaker 1: in such subtle forms. Oh man, I can't believe his
- 2:56Speaker 1: clock went off this morning. Man. I want, man, I
- 3:02Speaker 1: just want a little bit more sleep, and I got
- 3:07Speaker 1: to get up going to this job right here. Man,
- 3:13Speaker 1: I don't know why they're still letting that lady work there. Man,
- 3:15Speaker 1: If they don't fire this woman, man, I don't know
- 3:17Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. She driving me crazy. She always
- 3:21Speaker 1: got something to say. I bet to day though, the
- 3:27Speaker 1: way I'm feeling right now, I bet she'd bet not
- 3:30Speaker 1: saying nothing to me today. M yeah, yeah, because day
- 3:36Speaker 1: it today it. I'm sick of her running her mouth.
- 3:40Speaker 1: Last time she said something to me, I should have
- 3:43Speaker 1: said something to it. You know what I'm saying. I'm
- 3:46Speaker 1: just giving you a small example of how it starts
- 3:49Speaker 1: to snowball. Once you start to complain. It's it just
- 3:56Speaker 1: carries over into so many things. Man, Stop complaining about
- 4:00Speaker 1: your car, Stop complaining about your bus pass, Stop complaining
- 4:04Speaker 1: about your kids. Can't seem to get it together. Stop
- 4:07Speaker 1: complaining about your man can't seem to get it together.
- 4:11Speaker 1: Stop complaining. Stop Have you noticed? I'm just asking, have
- 4:18Speaker 1: you noticed that in all of your complaining, it has
- 4:22Speaker 1: provided not one solution? Oh? May you? Oh you may
- 4:28Speaker 1: get a person to adjust to your complaining for a
- 4:30Speaker 1: little while, but want you once we settle in, we
- 4:35Speaker 1: get right on back to whatever it is. Stop complaining.
- 4:40Speaker 1: The reason I'm telling you to stop complaining because God
- 4:45Speaker 1: is able. Because God is capable, He is capable and
- 4:52Speaker 1: able of fixing anything, capable and able of curing anything,
- 5:01Speaker 1: capable and able of allowing you to get too adjusting
- 5:05Speaker 1: to things, and capable and able to strengthen you to
- 5:14Speaker 1: get through and change anything. But the key here is
- 5:20Speaker 1: God is capable, and God is able. A lot of
- 5:24Speaker 1: times I find myself complaining because I have not used
- 5:29Speaker 1: my greatest asset, and that's my relationship with God. You
- 5:33Speaker 1: all have one now. You may not have nurtured it,
- 5:36Speaker 1: but you have one because God created you as his child.
- 5:41Speaker 1: He's available to you now. The fact that you ain't
- 5:43Speaker 1: went to him. Okay, once again, who fathers that? Stop
- 5:48Speaker 1: complaining until you strengthen your relationship with God and formulate
- 5:55Speaker 1: this relationship. You don't have enough weapons. You don't have
- 6:03Speaker 1: enough bullets, you ain't got enough arrows, You ain't got
- 6:07Speaker 1: a big enough shield to fight this thing called life.
- 6:10Speaker 1: It just keeps coming. Man, And unless you develop a
- 6:14Speaker 1: relationship with God, you need a partner in all of this.
- 6:18Speaker 1: You got to have a partner. Man. You cannot get
- 6:22Speaker 1: through this thing without those this partner shield. I don't know,
- 6:29Speaker 1: you know, maybe you got another route you're gonna take.
- 6:33Speaker 1: But every successful person I know personally has a relationship
- 6:40Speaker 1: with God. I have some really really some people. That's
- 6:48Speaker 1: kind of up there in the success term in terms
- 6:50Speaker 1: of business and money and statue. I'm just talking about
- 6:55Speaker 1: that portion of success. And then I have a lot
- 6:57Speaker 1: of people who are very successful in their spiritual life,
- 7:01Speaker 1: who have become great men of God and women of God.
- 7:07Speaker 1: But look at all of them, and all of them
- 7:09Speaker 1: have substantial amounts of you know, possessions and things like that. Also,
- 7:17Speaker 1: most successful people I know have that. Even if you
- 7:22Speaker 1: saw them never with a big lot of house and
- 7:24Speaker 1: a lot of money or stuff like that, they had
- 7:27Speaker 1: so much respect, so much love, so much power was
- 7:34Speaker 1: given them from people that their life was rich in
- 7:39Speaker 1: that area, you know, like a man Nu the King
- 7:43Speaker 1: or something like that, or Gandhi or somebody who lived
- 7:46Speaker 1: their life in service, or Nelson Mandela who came out
- 7:49Speaker 1: and just man, people put stuff at their feet because
- 7:52Speaker 1: of their service. So all successful people I know have that,
- 7:56Speaker 1: Every last one of these people that I know, they
- 7:59Speaker 1: have relationship with God. They used the tool that was
- 8:03Speaker 1: available to them to give them the strength, the bullets,
- 8:08Speaker 1: the arrows, the slings, the shield to fight this thing
- 8:12Speaker 1: called life and have the most valuable partner right there by.
- 8:15Speaker 1: They's side they heavily Father God, because he will help
- 8:18Speaker 1: you get through this thing called life. Man, Stop complaining
- 8:21Speaker 1: so much. Stop complaining all the time. It's not fixing anything.
- 8:25Speaker 1: Why don't you do yourself a favor and strengthen your
- 8:28Speaker 1: relationship with God? Why don't you do that? You ever
- 8:30Speaker 1: thought that that could be the problem? Man? Why can
- 8:33Speaker 1: I never get over? Well? You have not because you
- 8:36Speaker 1: asked not. Man, how come I always got problems? Well?
- 8:39Speaker 1: You keep trying to solve them yourself and taking them
- 8:42Speaker 1: to your friends. Can you keep trying to do them
- 8:45Speaker 1: with your own thought process? Who are you? I keep
- 8:47Speaker 1: telling you, man, you gotta get it together with God.
- 8:50Speaker 1: You gotta quit tripping. You're going through stuff you ain't
- 8:54Speaker 1: got no business going through. And if it's you going
- 8:59Speaker 1: through something over and over and over and over and
- 9:01Speaker 1: the same problem keep coming back to bite you again,
- 9:07Speaker 1: all that's saying is you still ain't strengthen your relationship
- 9:11Speaker 1: with God. It's your relationship. He's not gonna make you
- 9:13Speaker 1: have one with him. He is a perfect gentleman. He
- 9:17Speaker 1: only comes into your life when you invite him in.
- 9:20Speaker 1: He don't buffalo his way in. That ain't the way
- 9:22Speaker 1: he worked. But for those who do invite him men,
- 9:26Speaker 1: they have a distinct advantage on their road to success,
- 9:30Speaker 1: a distinct advantage. You can do it without him. Trust me,
- 9:35Speaker 1: you can. How far you get. I can't promise you nothing,
- 9:39Speaker 1: how well you handle it when you arrived there, I
- 9:42Speaker 1: can't promise you nothing. How long you're gonna stay there,
- 9:45Speaker 1: I can't promise you nothing. How difficult it's going to
- 9:49Speaker 1: be without him. I can't give you that. It's going
- 9:52Speaker 1: to be far more difficult. But you can. Something can happen,
- 9:56Speaker 1: and you know, receive a measure of success. And you
- 9:59Speaker 1: think you and this move you made, and you can
- 10:02Speaker 1: describe it as I got lucky. I happened to be
- 10:04Speaker 1: in the right place at the right time. I got lucky.
- 10:10Speaker 1: Lucky is usually how other people describe other people's success. Poor,
- 10:14Speaker 1: he was lucky, he was right there. Well, let me
- 10:16Speaker 1: tell you what luck is. Luck is when hard work
- 10:19Speaker 1: bumps up into opportunity. If you've been working hard as something,
- 10:22Speaker 1: an opportunity presents itself that comes a match, that's not luck.
- 10:28Speaker 1: But now, if you haven't done that on a repetitive
- 10:31Speaker 1: enough basis, that opportunity could present itself. One time you
- 10:37Speaker 1: got to reconnect. Stop complaining, man, Come on, listen to me.
- 10:40Speaker 1: Stop complaining. It hasn't fixed a single thing in your life.
- 10:44Speaker 1: And if your chronic complainer, it's because you really, really
- 10:47Speaker 1: have not fixed your relationship with God. He'll smooth it
- 10:50Speaker 1: out for you. That I can tell you for a fact.
- 10:53Speaker 1: I know that, for a fact he smooved mine out.
- 10:55Speaker 1: All right, let's go, you're ladies and gentlemen, we are here.
- 11:03Speaker 1: The Steve Harvey Morning Show is live and well on
- 11:06Speaker 1: this blessed morning. Good morning world. Thank you Lord for
- 11:10Speaker 1: this wonderful day. Today is the day that the Lord
- 11:13Speaker 1: has made. Come on, boy, just rejoice and be glad
- 11:15Speaker 1: any that I am. Come on, thank you Lord for
- 11:19Speaker 1: another opportunity, another chance to get it right. Man, Father God,
- 11:23Speaker 1: I thank you. I appreciate you for forgiving me, for
- 11:26Speaker 1: extending your grace and mercy to me. Thousands upon thousands
- 11:31Speaker 1: of times. I asked you that you continue with this
- 11:34Speaker 1: grace and mercy because I'm probably gonna need it at
- 11:37Speaker 1: least a thousand more. Ladies and gentlemen, This is the
- 11:42Speaker 1: Confessional Steve Harvey Morning Show. I want everybody confess to
- 11:46Speaker 1: something they did wrong. Shirley Strawberry. What have you done
- 11:49Speaker 1: wrong lately? Oh? Well, first of all, let me say
- 11:51Speaker 1: that's how you open up the show. Yeah, but I
- 11:54Speaker 1: just need to know what you've done wrong later. Okay,
- 11:56Speaker 1: I did say I was gonna cook more, you will.
- 11:58Speaker 1: I said that to you guys this year in twenty nineteen. Well,
- 12:01Speaker 1: thank god for that. Yeah, but I haven't you have
- 12:06Speaker 1: a corn? What have you done wrong lately? You have morning, Steve,
- 12:12Speaker 1: what have you received grateful forgiveness? You know you've done? Oh,
- 12:16Speaker 1: let's see what have I done? You know? I've been
- 12:18Speaker 1: kind of I don't know, kind of tired lately. I've
- 12:23Speaker 1: been I don't know, kind of short with your husband
- 12:28Speaker 1: or the baby. My husband. I apologize, Yeah I did.
- 12:37Speaker 1: I apologize. I do. I do. And he's such a loving,
- 12:40Speaker 1: forgiving man, so it's all good. He said, I got you, baby.
- 12:43Speaker 1: I'm working hard to we in this together, we building
- 12:46Speaker 1: this empire. That's right, Junior, Good morning? What do you
- 12:49Speaker 1: have to confess this mor Good morning? He don't take
- 12:52Speaker 1: me long at all. I want to apologize for what
- 12:54Speaker 1: I've done wrong. I have been blocking all my sisters calls. Oh, Junior, Yeah, yeah,
- 13:01Speaker 1: this got heavy. This is I yes, it is okay.
- 13:11Speaker 1: I want to confess walking through the living room all
- 13:16Speaker 1: the way to the washroom naked in front of my kids,
- 13:19Speaker 1: just trying to give my wife a hint oh things
- 13:22Speaker 1: that she overlooking around here. That's all. That's all I
- 13:25Speaker 1: have been much to see. Hey, well, no confession is okay?
- 13:36Speaker 1: What is your His confession was stupid? This is good confessional.
- 13:41Speaker 1: I confession. I don't like watching my grandkids. I don't
- 13:47Speaker 1: you know, all the people talking. It's wonderful being a grandparents.
- 13:50Speaker 1: I don't get it. You have beautiful grandchildren, the beautiful
- 13:55Speaker 1: They cracked me up. I don't like watching what you much.
- 14:00Speaker 1: Stop put that down? Where you going? We get out
- 14:03Speaker 1: off of that now. I don't know how to find
- 14:05Speaker 1: pepper pig. I don't care to Joe pass Look at you?
- 14:10Speaker 1: Something else bother me? Now? You can't drink No McCallum,
- 14:14Speaker 1: put down, Scott, Scott, you're sitting up in here now.
- 14:18Speaker 1: Papa smoke because he won't do we're asking me. May
- 14:23Speaker 1: I ask you everything? Papa? Why you smoke? Because I'm grown. Steve,
- 14:29Speaker 1: you gotta work that damn acallum down for your pass out.
- 14:33Speaker 1: You have to work on your patience, sir, you do.
- 14:35Speaker 1: I don't have no whole like watching my grandkids. That's
- 14:37Speaker 1: my confession. Welcome to the Steve Harvard right back. Yeah,
- 14:42Speaker 1: we roll a thirty two after you're listening Steve Morning Show.
- 14:47Speaker 1: All right, Steve. Before we went to break you were,
- 14:50Speaker 1: we were all making confessions. I don't cook enough. Carlos snapped, Uh,
- 14:55Speaker 1: Tommy at the house. Yeah Tommy, Uh was naked, Junior.
- 15:00Speaker 1: It doesn't take his sister's calls. And you, sir, said,
- 15:04Speaker 1: you don't like watching your beautiful grandkids. And they are beautiful,
- 15:08Speaker 1: they are? And why what is that about? Lead? I
- 15:11Speaker 1: don't like watching them. I don't have a lot of time.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Shouldn't have been here. Always gotta tell him, so, boy,
- 15:18Speaker 1: get out off of them, stop pulling her. Hell, why
- 15:22Speaker 1: y'all argu Papa Rose won't let me? Well your baby,
- 15:26Speaker 1: you don't need to look in hill. But I don't
- 15:29Speaker 1: like pepper pig lass cartoons. I'm looking pig sitting up
- 15:34Speaker 1: in hire, Papa, Let's watch pepper Pig Papa don't like
- 15:39Speaker 1: understand Papa like watching Sports Center and seeing it and Netflix.
- 15:44Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna watch, Brave, Papa. I want a
- 15:47Speaker 1: drink of that you can't drink mccallure, and don't ask
- 15:51Speaker 1: me no, damn the grandkid Scotch. Where is Marjorie? That's
- 15:56Speaker 1: why they'd having me watching that? Papa. We want a
- 15:59Speaker 1: bad time still your papa don't know? No, damn you do?
- 16:03Speaker 1: You know? But they don't be They ain't none that
- 16:09Speaker 1: kids posted here? Do they leave the kids with you
- 16:12Speaker 1: like like lead the house and just yeah, you know,
- 16:14Speaker 1: they go to no Booze or something they know I
- 16:16Speaker 1: don't want to go. Then they're watching, okay, watching kids,
- 16:19Speaker 1: So I don't put them in the movie theater room.
- 16:21Speaker 1: I got the big screen all I got cartoons, I
- 16:25Speaker 1: mean little movies, you know, the Incredibles and all this.
- 16:28Speaker 1: They're gonna talk and ask questions all the damn. Yeah,
- 16:34Speaker 1: why you in there? Are you? You're in there with
- 16:38Speaker 1: them now us next to my office? So you know,
- 16:41Speaker 1: but this is one proof room. What is I leave?
- 16:44Speaker 1: And then they're coming here, Papa, Emily Dan who is Emily? No,
- 16:50Speaker 1: I don't know none of these people right here. I
- 16:52Speaker 1: don't like none of And then my kids because I
- 16:55Speaker 1: have bought all of the I pads and stuff. Dad,
- 16:58Speaker 1: we don't want our children raised on him. Quit dropping
- 17:01Speaker 1: them off over here? What they need the eye pair for?
- 17:04Speaker 1: They need somebody to talk to other than meat. And
- 17:08Speaker 1: your kids. Aren't your grandkids vegan or something? Aren't there
- 17:11Speaker 1: two of them vegan? That's another thing coming in here.
- 17:14Speaker 1: Carlin left BJ Whitney one time. God, yeah, well he
- 17:20Speaker 1: came in my office. I was eating some ribs and
- 17:23Speaker 1: I gave it, you know, and he was just over Joe.
- 17:29Speaker 1: His eyes got big. He kept looking at any didn't
- 17:33Speaker 1: eat it a little bit more, guinny to look at it,
- 17:35Speaker 1: didn't eat a little bit more. Carl came in here, Daddy,
- 17:38Speaker 1: what did you give him? I said, eating the real
- 17:42Speaker 1: He don't eat meat? I said, yes he does. We
- 17:49Speaker 1: don't do that at our house. You ain't ask you
- 17:51Speaker 1: how coming in here asking me? Many raised the kid?
- 17:59Speaker 1: Watched these kids. I watch these kids like I won't
- 18:02Speaker 1: to how long they've been in the water until they
- 18:06Speaker 1: look like prune them and all of that. While Hey,
- 18:11Speaker 1: let me tell you some no, I put them in
- 18:13Speaker 1: the swimming pool with their little raft round or they
- 18:16Speaker 1: can't they can't climb out of it, and they can't
- 18:18Speaker 1: fall move around. That's it. So like if the if
- 18:23Speaker 1: the little girls stay over Rose and ell or something.
- 18:27Speaker 1: Do you have to comb their hair and stuff? Oh? No, no,
- 18:31Speaker 1: so you just got the baby's looking crazy if they
- 18:33Speaker 1: take a nap, the girl, okay, how they look. They're cute.
- 18:39Speaker 1: They's nighttime, go to bed. But they're so smart, man.
- 18:41Speaker 1: They vocabulist extensive. They be talking. They ask you a question, Papa,
- 18:47Speaker 1: So I was leaving one morning, Papa, where are you
- 18:50Speaker 1: going or something? Going to work? Papa? Why you always
- 18:52Speaker 1: go to work? Because y'all always eating groceries? That's why.
- 18:59Speaker 1: Good the answer, because y'all want to ask and be
- 19:02Speaker 1: getting skating rinks for your damn party and high skating rinks.
- 19:06Speaker 1: We had a damn raindeer in the backyard. Who you
- 19:09Speaker 1: think paid for this one? Oh my goodness, are you yelling?
- 19:13Speaker 1: Ain't really that's what we bought. The black Santa Claus
- 19:16Speaker 1: back here. You know how much he calls. The white
- 19:21Speaker 1: was way cheaper because there's more, there's more of them.
- 19:26Speaker 1: Your black Santa Clauses is coming. Yeah, then you gotta
- 19:30Speaker 1: get one that really know how to be Santa Claus.
- 19:32Speaker 1: You can't have no fat black dude back there's some
- 19:35Speaker 1: blue key You stupid all this stuff. Why you always
- 19:42Speaker 1: working like y'all keep eating. But they don't understand that. See,
- 19:46Speaker 1: if you have to talk to them, you know, on
- 19:47Speaker 1: their level, White Santa Claus is way cheap. You can't
- 19:52Speaker 1: how much things cost. They don't understand that they need
- 19:56Speaker 1: to learn this here, just the real world. They they
- 20:01Speaker 1: don't get it. They just know that they're too young.
- 20:03Speaker 1: They're too young for one to learn. Just have these
- 20:06Speaker 1: life lessons, those lessons. Oh, they ain't too young to
- 20:11Speaker 1: own the eight hundred dollars. It's us. They're not too
- 20:18Speaker 1: young to ride in this damn Lamborghini Costell. We got
- 20:26Speaker 1: cost in designer Cossi. All the little grandkids got luxury
- 20:31Speaker 1: audible bells plugged up in the inner garage. They got
- 20:36Speaker 1: a little convertible business they drive when they come home.
- 20:39Speaker 1: That's adorable, Steve. So they tell me, ut so one
- 20:42Speaker 1: on battery ran. I know it's battery run out because
- 20:44Speaker 1: he ride every damn So no one comes telling me, Paul, Paul,
- 20:48Speaker 1: my car don't work where it's or go do something else.
- 20:57Speaker 1: Pull your damn lipp in and go do something else.
- 21:01Speaker 1: Going that damn TP I spend all that money for back,
- 21:07Speaker 1: Oh my god, they do have a Lamborghini car seat.
- 21:11Speaker 1: Don't tell me. I ain't making this hard good, ain't
- 21:15Speaker 1: I got everything. I'm sitting up in here talking. I
- 21:19Speaker 1: like watching my that's my confession. Okay, ten minute confession.
- 21:23Speaker 1: I think we're clear. We're clearly. I think we're really clear. Still,
- 21:32Speaker 1: I want to cos seet seat. You want this up?
- 21:42Speaker 1: You want one for yourself? I put a little Jordan
- 21:44Speaker 1: one either. I mean, dude, you can fit in it though.
- 21:48Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with the nephew and run
- 21:51Speaker 1: that prank. That's what I'm gonna get you for your birthday.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Right after that. You're listening, She's say morning show, all right,
- 22:02Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, entertainment news.
- 22:06Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here. We've run that prank. Back.
- 22:08Speaker 1: What you got ask one of the twins is mad?
- 22:11Speaker 1: Oh lord, it's possible. It's not, man, one of your
- 22:17Speaker 1: twins is mad. I'll get your nephew, please, Steve, one
- 22:23Speaker 1: of the twins. Let's run it. Hello, I'm trying to
- 22:28Speaker 1: reach Tony. Yeah, this is Tony, Tony. What's going on? Man? Hey, brother,
- 22:31Speaker 1: my name is Kendrick. Man. I'm trying to reach out
- 22:34Speaker 1: to you you Um are you? Are you the Tony
- 22:36Speaker 1: that used to used to day? Man? Yeah? What about it? Man?
- 22:42Speaker 1: I was trying to reach out to you. Um will
- 22:44Speaker 1: you say? This is again my name Kendrick, Kendrick, I got,
- 22:48Speaker 1: I got, I got a little problem, bro. Hopefully we
- 22:50Speaker 1: can work this out. Man. Look, man, I ain't got
- 22:53Speaker 1: nothing to do with no damn no mote. Man, that's
- 22:56Speaker 1: the path Tony. Don't even call me about her? Man.
- 22:59Speaker 1: That just you know, I don't want to hear do
- 23:02Speaker 1: you and do you? Um? You do y'all have kids together?
- 23:07Speaker 1: What do you all have? Do you do? You all
- 23:09Speaker 1: have children together? Yeah? I got kids from Keiper? Man.
- 23:13Speaker 1: How do you give my number? Man? Say again, how
- 23:16Speaker 1: do you give my number? Hey? Bro, I ain't trying
- 23:18Speaker 1: to have no beef with you, man, It ain't anything
- 23:20Speaker 1: like that. I'm just y'all do y'all Do you have
- 23:23Speaker 1: a set of twins? Yeah? Man, we got a set
- 23:26Speaker 1: of twins. Man. But wait, minut, hold on, now, why
- 23:28Speaker 1: are you calling me? Man? Whatever you and did? Man,
- 23:31Speaker 1: that's you know, but what you're asking me about my
- 23:34Speaker 1: my kids? Fun? Man? Okay, Bro, It's I mean, I
- 23:37Speaker 1: don't even know how to break us on you. But
- 23:39Speaker 1: I'm just gonna just put it out there, Okay, just
- 23:41Speaker 1: and just hit me out, man, just hit me out. Um,
- 23:44Speaker 1: it's been brought to my attention that there is a
- 23:47Speaker 1: strong possibility that one of the twins is mine. Oh
- 23:53Speaker 1: are you crazy? Them? Man? Who you say you is? Again? Man?
- 23:57Speaker 1: Just kendrick Man, Man lit, Man, don't call my house
- 23:59Speaker 1: with this, man, Hi, twins gonna be yours man, They
- 24:03Speaker 1: my twins. Man. Hey, man, I found out and I
- 24:06Speaker 1: thought I thought the same thing you thought, Tony. I
- 24:08Speaker 1: was like, Okay, man, they doesn't even biologically possible, man,
- 24:11Speaker 1: what I thought? But I found out that two seeds
- 24:14Speaker 1: could actually join together create twins, and each one of
- 24:17Speaker 1: them could have a different daddy. I'm finding this out
- 24:20Speaker 1: for the first for firsthand myself. Oh Man, you ain't
- 24:23Speaker 1: fund man. Look man, whatever, man, I'm telling you. Dog Man,
- 24:28Speaker 1: the kids is mind. Man, you ain't got nothing to
- 24:32Speaker 1: do with this, dog. You ain't got nothing to do
- 24:34Speaker 1: with this man. Hey, listen, man, I'm trying to do
- 24:36Speaker 1: is get to the bottom of something. Let me, let me,
- 24:38Speaker 1: let me, let me out and listen to them. Let
- 24:41Speaker 1: me ask you to your set of twins are they
- 24:43Speaker 1: are they? I mean, are they the same shade of color?
- 24:46Speaker 1: Are they different shades? I mean, I'm just asking. I'm
- 24:49Speaker 1: never sad looking dogs. Let me tell you something, man,
- 24:52Speaker 1: I want you to get this through your head right now. Man,
- 24:54Speaker 1: whenever you got that's when, y'all. Man, they ain't got
- 24:58Speaker 1: nothing to do with my twins. Man, ain't got nothing
- 25:00Speaker 1: to do with my twins. Man, one of them? Dog skin? What?
- 25:03Speaker 1: I'm light skinned? Right down right there? Man? What right there? What? Okay? Turning?
- 25:08Speaker 1: All right? Let me ask you what what shay to color? You?
- 25:11Speaker 1: Are you darkskin? A light skin? Man? I'm dark skinned. Man,
- 25:13Speaker 1: I'm light skinned. Man, the light skined twin must be mine?
- 25:18Speaker 1: You know what, Man, I'm not even continue this conversation. No, mo,
- 25:22Speaker 1: I'm gonna just tell you something. Dog. You don't know
- 25:24Speaker 1: where you whipped, because I will you up. You understand that, dog, Man, listen,
- 25:29Speaker 1: I just found out that this this is a fluke.
- 25:31Speaker 1: I said that that it's possible to happen. Oh, you
- 25:35Speaker 1: understand that you talking about my kids? Man, Man, I
- 25:38Speaker 1: understand the passion that you have for your children. Man,
- 25:41Speaker 1: I don't know you wanted the kids. Don't house talking
- 25:45Speaker 1: about my kids and shows man, one of the twins
- 25:48Speaker 1: is mine. Man. That ain't no man. Look man, look dog,
- 25:52Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Man. I'm gonna let you make it. Dog.
- 25:55Speaker 1: You know what, because don't call here or no mo man.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Whatever you went for doing, that's what you and that
- 26:00Speaker 1: crazy it's doing. So she with your crazy stupid you're
- 26:05Speaker 1: stupid enough to call here talking about one of the kids. Here,
- 26:08Speaker 1: I guess she told you that stupid. Now, dog, don't
- 26:11Speaker 1: call me no more. Man, don't canton and listen when
- 26:13Speaker 1: you when you consider, I mean, I got up an
- 26:16Speaker 1: appointment tomorrow the doctor. Would you consider bringing the kids
- 26:18Speaker 1: if we can see which one is yours and which one?
- 26:21Speaker 1: You are? Retarded? Man, that's what's up with you. Dog,
- 26:24Speaker 1: You retarded. Man. I ain't meet your neck. Well dog,
- 26:28Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about. Man, I'll tell you what, dog,
- 26:31Speaker 1: I'll meet you man to man. Man, Man the man,
- 26:33Speaker 1: me and you dog Man the man. I'm gonna kick
- 26:36Speaker 1: your man when you got to fight, Tony, I just
- 26:39Speaker 1: want you to give me my child. Man, I'm gonna
- 26:41Speaker 1: tell your I got me loving bill slugger. You stupid,
- 26:45Speaker 1: that's what you is. Man. You are ignorant man calling
- 26:49Speaker 1: me Sunday morning talking about my kids. It's your kids, man,
- 26:53Speaker 1: were retarded that that can't happen. Man. I understand the man,
- 26:56Speaker 1: but it's a fluke accident. And now you're trying to
- 26:59Speaker 1: deprive me having a relationship with my child. Man, I've
- 27:02Speaker 1: been raising these kids for five years by my damn self. Man,
- 27:06Speaker 1: I get him up, I take him to ballet, Man,
- 27:08Speaker 1: I take him to literally you understand me, man, don't
- 27:11Speaker 1: hold my man, Tony, I understand. And dog, it was
- 27:14Speaker 1: heartbreaking the meat too. Tony, tell you what, Man, I'm
- 27:17Speaker 1: gonna get up phone and uh, I'm I want you man,
- 27:21Speaker 1: I want you to never ever call my I don't
- 27:25Speaker 1: call me with new ignorant like this. What you say?
- 27:28Speaker 1: Your name is? What? What? What? What's your name again? Dog?
- 27:31Speaker 1: My name? My name Kendrick. Man. Listen, listen, Tony, I'm
- 27:35Speaker 1: gonna find you. Dog. You understand that. Dog. We're gonna
- 27:38Speaker 1: settle you. Understand you with dog. Okay, Tony, I got
- 27:43Speaker 1: one more thing I want to say to you. Okay,
- 27:44Speaker 1: and you ain't got to say to me. Many. Let
- 27:47Speaker 1: me say one more thing to you man, man, Okay, Man,
- 27:50Speaker 1: hold on nalvating and that nalvator day. All right, yeah,
- 27:53Speaker 1: y'all gonna play. I'll be out there in a minute. Man,
- 27:56Speaker 1: see dog o. Man, you didn't got to everybody around here. Man,
- 28:01Speaker 1: curse like it's from my kids. Man, Okay, sure I
- 28:04Speaker 1: say one more things to your man. All right, Man,
- 28:06Speaker 1: stay with them you want to see and don't call
- 28:08Speaker 1: him no more. Man, Tony, this is nephew Tommy from
- 28:12Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey on the show. You just got pranked
- 28:15Speaker 1: by your homeboard. Oh man, you know what, Tommy, Man, Man,
- 28:22Speaker 1: that's the man. You know what, dog man, you was
- 28:27Speaker 1: really about to get your man? Man, you can't be
- 28:30Speaker 1: putting nobody about their kids how they do? Man? Oh man, Okay, okay,
- 28:36Speaker 1: you all right, all right, see you what man, don't
- 28:40Speaker 1: don't don't even tell you did it? Man, because I
- 28:42Speaker 1: say we're meeting. We're meeting later tonight. I got something
- 28:45Speaker 1: for you many. Hey, nephew Tommy h with one faith
- 28:49Speaker 1: for man? Was that? Watch the ten o'clock news tonight. Man,
- 28:53Speaker 1: you're gonna mockets on there, man, watch dog I can't
- 28:59Speaker 1: believe it, man, oh man, all right, hey, I gotta
- 29:04Speaker 1: ask you, man, what is the baddest. I'm talking about
- 29:07Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the layer. Oh man, the
- 29:11Speaker 1: Steve Harvard Morning Show. Man. I listened every morning. Man,
- 29:15Speaker 1: I just can't believe y'all got me. That is one
- 29:18Speaker 1: of the twins mine. Yeah, nephews played too much. You know,
- 29:22Speaker 1: I go a bit too far sometime. I get that
- 29:24Speaker 1: and understand that. But it's part of the game. It's
- 29:26Speaker 1: part of the pranking business. You understand me. Franking business
- 29:29Speaker 1: is real tough business. And when you come back, I'll
- 29:31Speaker 1: just open me up a pranking boot camp, you know,
- 29:32Speaker 1: so everybody can understand how to prank. All right, King
- 29:35Speaker 1: of Pranks, Frank, you got a pranking boot camp. Get
- 29:37Speaker 1: in here and get on these phones. Let's get the calling.
- 29:38Speaker 1: These people understand what we're doing around here. Who you
- 29:41Speaker 1: want to call? Who we'll prank Steve Harvey, We'll do that, yeah,
- 29:44Speaker 1: full while, yes, but hey, I'll be there. Oh my god,
- 29:48Speaker 1: it's Friday night. Baby's on the way. I'll be there
- 29:49Speaker 1: in a minute. And Washington, d C. But there's a
- 29:52Speaker 1: blues jazzing and supper club. The nephew would be there,
- 29:55Speaker 1: sould out telling Joe, thank you, rying Tommy right after jokes.
- 30:07Speaker 1: He's called gonna be in the back making that at
- 30:11Speaker 1: two fade and all this stuff he'd be making at
- 30:13Speaker 1: the house. All right, coming up at the top of
- 30:17Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you right
- 30:19Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show coming up in twenty
- 30:26Speaker 1: minutes another King of Comedy, our friend and family member
- 30:30Speaker 1: D L. Hugely will be a special guest. We love Yes, Yes,
- 30:34Speaker 1: we love d L K YESK Right, two kings on
- 30:41Speaker 1: a print. Joker. You better ask somebody and impossible what
- 30:49Speaker 1: you say, Junior and Joel. I'll take that, but I'm
- 30:52Speaker 1: the big joker. Right. But in today's entertainment news, Laurie
- 30:57Speaker 1: Laughlin and Massimo Giannelli are in the headlines for being
- 31:01Speaker 1: caught That is her husband Becky from full House. That
- 31:05Speaker 1: is her husband Massimo. You know his name from Target? Ye?
- 31:09Speaker 1: Have we seen his name all over Target? They gotta
- 31:11Speaker 1: be so rich anyway. They're in the headlines for being
- 31:14Speaker 1: caught in that big college admission scam. The Fuller House
- 31:18Speaker 1: star that is Lori Laughlin and her husband are being
- 31:22Speaker 1: indicted for bribing their two daughters way into the University
- 31:26Speaker 1: of Southern California u SC that is crazy. But couldn't
- 31:32Speaker 1: they buy the university a target base, yes, university, verity, yeah, anything.
- 31:44Speaker 1: But but one of their daughters is already a celebrity
- 31:47Speaker 1: as Olivia J. She's a social media influencer and YouTube star.
- 31:51Speaker 1: She has nearly two million subscribers. She also has deals
- 31:55Speaker 1: with Sephora, and she has her own clothing line. Okay,
- 31:58Speaker 1: so she didn't even needs cool really because she said
- 32:01Speaker 1: that she didn't want to go. She just wanted to
- 32:03Speaker 1: go to the parties and stuff to lead him and
- 32:06Speaker 1: go move in with the kadash. I gotta get away
- 32:09Speaker 1: from it. She's a beautiful girl too. Yeah, I gotta
- 32:11Speaker 1: survive this. Afternoons broke that her parents paid half a
- 32:16Speaker 1: million dollars to secure her admission into USC, critics tore
- 32:19Speaker 1: her apart on the on her Instagram page. Now I
- 32:22Speaker 1: don't like that because she is a young girl, she's
- 32:25Speaker 1: a teenager, that her parents did this. Yeah, she didn't
- 32:28Speaker 1: do this. One of them said, you didn't earn your success,
- 32:32Speaker 1: You stole it from someone more hard working and deserving
- 32:35Speaker 1: than you. So there you go. But yeah, don't I
- 32:38Speaker 1: mean the kids. This is all on the parents. As
- 32:41Speaker 1: far as I'm concerned the parents made and earned the
- 32:43Speaker 1: money and paid the bribes. Yeah, haven't advantage these children. Yeah,
- 32:52Speaker 1: they're born rich, they're born beautiful, their parents are famous. Man. Yeah,
- 32:57Speaker 1: And what is going on with our Kelly's doing? As
- 33:00Speaker 1: we switched gears? What's going on in our Kelly's house? Serious? Yeah,
- 33:05Speaker 1: this is really serious. Someone in Chicago called nine one
- 33:08Speaker 1: one Tommy to report a mass suicide was about to
- 33:12Speaker 1: go down at R Kelly's Chicago home, but thank god,
- 33:17Speaker 1: it turned out to be a false alarm. Police descended
- 33:20Speaker 1: upon the Trump Tower in Chicago on Tuesday afternoon after
- 33:24Speaker 1: an anonymous caller claimed Asrielle Clary and four other women
- 33:29Speaker 1: who were alleged victims, had a suicide packed and were
- 33:32Speaker 1: planning on carrying it out. Oh mg, this is serious. Yeah,
- 33:37Speaker 1: that's very scary. Yeah. Sources close to Our Kelly told
- 33:42Speaker 1: TMZ that police officers just left after going inside Our
- 33:46Speaker 1: Kelly's unit and speaking to his attorneys, who assured them
- 33:49Speaker 1: everything and everyone was fine. Turns out the call was
- 33:53Speaker 1: from the Natural Human Trafficking hotline. Wow. And then finally
- 33:58Speaker 1: cameras will be allowed during the Jesse Smalllett arrangement. Yeah,
- 34:02Speaker 1: this is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, said arrangement. Yeah, he
- 34:09Speaker 1: did arrange some things, didn't he. Anyway, that's gonna go
- 34:12Speaker 1: down at nine am Central Standard time today, Jesse is
- 34:16Speaker 1: expected to enter a formal plea on sixteen counts of
- 34:20Speaker 1: disorderly conduct for allegedly filing a false police report. All right, Steve,
- 34:25Speaker 1: let's go to News Asian gentlemen, miss say Andrew. Thanks
- 34:29Speaker 1: very much everybody, and this is a trip with the
- 34:31Speaker 1: news as well. Today, the Senate votes on a resolution
- 34:34Speaker 1: that prohibits President Trump from using the excuse of a
- 34:37Speaker 1: national emergency just to get the money that he wants
- 34:39Speaker 1: to build his campaign promised southern border wall. The House
- 34:42Speaker 1: approved to measure last month. The Senate, by the way,
- 34:46Speaker 1: which really is controlled by the Republicans, is actually expected
- 34:49Speaker 1: to sign on to this measure that prohibits President Trump
- 34:53Speaker 1: from declaring a national emergency, but maybe not in the
- 34:55Speaker 1: numbers that would offset a veto, so we'll see. The
- 34:58Speaker 1: fellow Aviation administ finally ordered all Boeing seven thirty seven,
- 35:02Speaker 1: Max eight and Max nine jets grounded unto a further notice.
- 35:05Speaker 1: That order coming after several other countries did the same
- 35:08Speaker 1: thing in the wake of those two crashes. Of that
- 35:11Speaker 1: model with only five months, within only five months, killing
- 35:14Speaker 1: a total of three hundred and forty passenger and crew.
- 35:17Speaker 1: A crash in the ocean of off Indonesia and another
- 35:20Speaker 1: crash in Ethiopia is where those people were killed. Trump
- 35:22Speaker 1: Swarmer campaign chairman sentenced to a second prison sentence yesterday.
- 35:26Speaker 1: Last week, he was given forty seven months for fraud
- 35:28Speaker 1: and tax evasion. Yesterday he was slapped with an additional
- 35:31Speaker 1: time for tax and bank fraud, bringing his total sentence
- 35:34Speaker 1: to seven and a half years. Manafort sixty nine years old.
- 35:37Speaker 1: President Trump was asked if he was thinking about a pardon.
- 35:40Speaker 1: I have not even given it a thought as of
- 35:42Speaker 1: this moment. It's not something that's right now on my mind.
- 35:46Speaker 1: I do feel badly for Paul Manafort, and Manafort has
- 35:49Speaker 1: been indicted now in New York State on sixteen financial charges,
- 35:53Speaker 1: including mortgage fraud and falsifying business records. California Governor Gavin
- 35:57Speaker 1: Newsom signed an executive order instituting in moratorium on the
- 36:01Speaker 1: death penalty in that state. The governor says it was
- 36:03Speaker 1: simply the right thing to do. I cannot sign off
- 36:06Speaker 1: on executing hundreds and hundreds of human beings, knowing, knowing
- 36:13Speaker 1: that among them will be innocent human beings. There are
- 36:16Speaker 1: more than seven hundred people on death row in California,
- 36:19Speaker 1: seven hundred, and the governor's order doesn't change the sentences
- 36:22Speaker 1: or convictions, and no inmates are going to be released.
- 36:24Speaker 1: It's just not going to be put to death. As
- 36:26Speaker 1: a result of a hearing in the Chicago courtroom, yes
- 36:28Speaker 1: this week, a judge also decided to allow cameras at
- 36:31Speaker 1: actor Jesse Smalllett's next court hearing, which is today. The
- 36:34Speaker 1: six thirty six year old Empire actor is accused, you know,
- 36:37Speaker 1: of lying about being the victim of a racist and
- 36:40Speaker 1: homophobic attack. Well, small it's been indict on sixteen federal
- 36:43Speaker 1: and accounts. He and his attorney agreed on the cameras
- 36:45Speaker 1: because Smallllett says there's no evidence to proo that he
- 36:47Speaker 1: arranged anything. And with cameras in the courtroom, he says,
- 36:50Speaker 1: the country will see that a powerful storm's brought wind, rain,
- 36:55Speaker 1: and snow to much the central US this week. It's
- 36:57Speaker 1: called a bomb cyclone. That's a storm that gets really bad,
- 37:00Speaker 1: really really fast. And they're also a flood watch is
- 37:03Speaker 1: now in effect through tomorrow. Father North and East. It's
- 37:05Speaker 1: like really really bad whether they're finally, Today is National
- 37:08Speaker 1: bubble Gum Day, So everybody saying on the bedpost overnight.
- 37:14Speaker 1: If your mother says, don't chew it, do you swallow it?
- 37:17Speaker 1: Is Friday. Now back to Steve Ivery. Want to show
- 37:20Speaker 1: you're listening our names. A gentleman asked, promise he's here.
- 37:28Speaker 1: I've known this brother, uh since the nineties. Um, you know,
- 37:35Speaker 1: we had shows out together, but then uh, this thing
- 37:40Speaker 1: came along, this huge never been done before entity call
- 37:47Speaker 1: the o Kase the original Kings of comedy and Lord
- 37:51Speaker 1: ham Mercy. They didn't make a footprint in the sand
- 37:54Speaker 1: in the face of comedy. We're still proud of it.
- 37:57Speaker 1: We have been brothers for a long time. He's on
- 38:00Speaker 1: the show this morning to talk about a new venture
- 38:02Speaker 1: he's got coming out. We're about to get into it,
- 38:05Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, one of the great stand ups living today.
- 38:09Speaker 1: And my brother, my number one, my ace boom coon
- 38:15Speaker 1: buzzard back buddy, straight straight out. This dude right here
- 38:20Speaker 1: is the most educated uneducated First, Ladies and gentlemen, that
- 38:27Speaker 1: damn d L Hughes stop. Good morning, y'all. I think
- 38:37Speaker 1: that's almost a common he's the smartest dumb dude. I know. Hey, dog,
- 38:41Speaker 1: that's for real. When I'm feed, we'll be on the road,
- 38:44Speaker 1: we get into tight we let DL talk to him.
- 38:46Speaker 1: Come to your head V cabinet. Hey, what's going on
- 38:50Speaker 1: with you? Man? Nothing? Man, nothing much, man, just hanging out.
- 38:53Speaker 1: How you doing? Hey? Man? Let first of all, let
- 38:56Speaker 1: me tell you this right here when you on't seeing it.
- 38:58Speaker 1: I text you all the time when you won't see
- 39:01Speaker 1: Ann Man, beast your points. Man, it'd be so well done,
- 39:07Speaker 1: well spoken. Man. I just go. Man, that's my dude
- 39:10Speaker 1: right there. Man, congratulate Thanks man. You know I couldn't
- 39:12Speaker 1: tell it. You know, I appreciate it. Man. Man, you
- 39:16Speaker 1: know what, if you ain't got nothing else to do
- 39:18Speaker 1: but watch TV and read, it's pretty much you're gonna
- 39:20Speaker 1: be able to do something. That's pretty much. Man. But
- 39:25Speaker 1: I'm I just uh, I'm always just uh Doug doing
- 39:30Speaker 1: stand up and Doug, you know, taking information in seeing
- 39:34Speaker 1: if I can make some irynic out of it. So
- 39:36Speaker 1: it's it's a natural fit for me. I just and
- 39:39Speaker 1: I think we're in times that are so funny and
- 39:42Speaker 1: so interesting that you know, because I think there haven't
- 39:45Speaker 1: been times that are this indelible since the sixties, and
- 39:48Speaker 1: I think you know, if you you know all the
- 39:50Speaker 1: term on other people that were going on, then I
- 39:52Speaker 1: think it's it's it's the same thing going on now.
- 39:54Speaker 1: And they're gonna remember, you know, the artists who kind
- 39:57Speaker 1: of lit away. So it's it's it's it is, man.
- 40:02Speaker 1: This is what's exciting what we're here to talk about today,
- 40:05Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. This brother right here has a new
- 40:09Speaker 1: talk show coming out. We're gonna find out what it is.
- 40:12Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about it, and you got to stick
- 40:15Speaker 1: around to find out more that damn d L Yeah,
- 40:20Speaker 1: messed around and got his own damn show. Locked the
- 40:24Speaker 1: kids up, we'll be back. We're gonna talk with Dal Hugley,
- 40:29Speaker 1: body's new project right after this. You're listening, all right,
- 40:35Speaker 1: We're back everybody, as promised. Our special guest this morning
- 40:38Speaker 1: is one of the original kings in comedy, my brother
- 40:41Speaker 1: Dil Hugley, and we're talking about an announcement because this
- 40:47Speaker 1: is gonna be great. DL has a brand new talk show.
- 40:50Speaker 1: We're gonna find out when it's gonna start. But it's
- 40:53Speaker 1: a talk show and it's on TV one. And we're
- 40:55Speaker 1: gonna find out more about ladies and gentlemen. D L.
- 40:59Speaker 1: Hugley dal the Dr hug Show. Yeah, they ain't gonna
- 41:03Speaker 1: fire me, damning everybody crazy. You know. It's funny how
- 41:11Speaker 1: when you name your show after yourself, they can't get
- 41:13Speaker 1: rid of you that easy. So I said no, but
- 41:17Speaker 1: it's it's gonna be on TV one. I think it's
- 41:19Speaker 1: that ten. It's eleven Eastern, tenth Central, and it will
- 41:23Speaker 1: be four nights a week, and it's just I think
- 41:25Speaker 1: one of the first guests we have is gonna be
- 41:28Speaker 1: one of the people that build a Kelly out, which
- 41:30Speaker 1: I think is interesting. Um so where I'm gonna trying
- 41:33Speaker 1: to talk to people. Um, you know, we'll we'll talk
- 41:37Speaker 1: to people that people are talking about. It'll be comedy,
- 41:39Speaker 1: it'll be news, it'll be you know, basically setting off
- 41:42Speaker 1: on my radio show. But I'm very excited because, uh
- 41:46Speaker 1: it's it's a chance to do what I do every day.
- 41:49Speaker 1: We both do every day, but now people gotta we
- 41:52Speaker 1: get we get to put a face to the picture.
- 41:54Speaker 1: So we're excited for the start. Marte Keaton, we'll be
- 41:57Speaker 1: on TV on RADI to go wow, you know what, man,
- 42:00Speaker 1: that's really good. You're gonna talk to people that people
- 42:03Speaker 1: are talking about. So your first guest is gonna be
- 42:07Speaker 1: the colleted at bill dot R Kelly. Yeah, how'd you
- 42:15Speaker 1: get back the first guest? I want to talk, you know,
- 42:20Speaker 1: because to me, you know, celebrities tend to talk about
- 42:22Speaker 1: what it's like the celebrity of their projects. But but
- 42:25Speaker 1: you know, I'd like to talk to the people that
- 42:29Speaker 1: that I find interesting. And I think, um, like, I've
- 42:32Speaker 1: watched three documentaries that were all about pedophile We're leaving Neverland, uh,
- 42:39Speaker 1: the viv and R Kelly and then abducted their playing site.
- 42:42Speaker 1: And so I'm so old school. I still think women
- 42:45Speaker 1: are sexy. I didn't like, I didn't even know. I
- 42:48Speaker 1: wasn't a say you know what I like? I like
- 42:57Speaker 1: when with kids because I'm into recycling, so it's a kid.
- 43:03Speaker 1: Kids aren't even entertainment to listen to. So I don't
- 43:06Speaker 1: even understand, Like, if guy wanted us to be around kids,
- 43:11Speaker 1: he wouldn't have made doors and VCRs. So I don't
- 43:13Speaker 1: think what made do the VCRs and go to bed.
- 43:23Speaker 1: He wouldn't have made that friend and you take your
- 43:27Speaker 1: hands to bed. We're just given a time now where
- 43:33Speaker 1: everything is controversial everything, Like I think that you can't
- 43:37Speaker 1: have an opinion, Uh, that's diverging from the group of
- 43:41Speaker 1: otherwise people, will, you know, Like, I don't understand how
- 43:46Speaker 1: I can believe something different than you and we can
- 43:49Speaker 1: all want the same thing, but that only we have
- 43:51Speaker 1: to take the same route or have the same perspective
- 43:53Speaker 1: or the same belief system. And I think one of
- 43:56Speaker 1: those things the show is gonna do. I'm not necessarily
- 43:58Speaker 1: afraid of having a divergence from the group. I think, Uh, one,
- 44:03Speaker 1: we're taught to think and act like everybody else because
- 44:06Speaker 1: we want to avoid you know, people you know, you know,
- 44:09Speaker 1: having some something negative to say about us. But I
- 44:11Speaker 1: think that that's the only way you can And I
- 44:13Speaker 1: learned a lot of that from you and Burning when
- 44:15Speaker 1: we're on tour and this cat who was not afraid
- 44:18Speaker 1: to speak their mind and just kind of said what
- 44:19Speaker 1: they had to saying and took they looked like everything else.
- 44:22Speaker 1: So that's one of the things I've learned and I'm
- 44:24Speaker 1: and I'm PLoud to be able to attribute to hanging
- 44:27Speaker 1: out with cats like you and being able to do
- 44:28Speaker 1: the show. That's kind of a direct a testament. So
- 44:32Speaker 1: when does the show start, everybody? So it starts this Monday,
- 44:35Speaker 1: March King Uh, TV one, it'll be add eleven ten
- 44:39Speaker 1: centsil and uh which side of Jader standard is my
- 44:43Speaker 1: uh my co hosts man? Yeah, so still be on.
- 44:49Speaker 1: We'll have a lot of funny people and we're gonna
- 44:51Speaker 1: chop it up man. And I'm really excited because it's
- 44:54Speaker 1: the first time I've ever been in a situation where
- 44:57Speaker 1: I think that this is gonna be show that for
- 45:00Speaker 1: better for work demonstrations xactly, Wyant, congratulation, Congratulations many March eighteenth,
- 45:08Speaker 1: this Monday, everybody on TV one, eleven pm easton ten Central.
- 45:14Speaker 1: One of the original Kings duck Man. All right, up next,
- 45:23Speaker 1: it is a nephew with today's prank phone called right
- 45:25Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
- 45:31Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Guys, right about four
- 45:33Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.
- 45:36Speaker 1: Check out this subject. I never suspected she had a
- 45:40Speaker 1: crazy side. Okay, I never suspected she had a crazy side.
- 45:44Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is in the building for
- 45:47Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got now? Yo, son
- 45:49Speaker 1: Pete in the pool for spring break. That's what you're doing,
- 45:54Speaker 1: son Pete in the pool. All these kids jumping in
- 45:57Speaker 1: at the pools, all of spring break and stuff. But
- 45:59Speaker 1: I'm looking at up like your son, y'all got crazy
- 46:07Speaker 1: running Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach it. Can you
- 46:11Speaker 1: hear me? Yes, I'm trying to reach Anastasia. This is she?
- 46:15Speaker 1: How you doing? Listen? I'm Glenn the lifeguard over here
- 46:19Speaker 1: at the pool here in the apartment complex. Yes, sir,
- 46:22Speaker 1: do you have a uh you have a son named yes, sir?
- 46:27Speaker 1: Everything uh, yeah, yeah, everything is fine. I mean a
- 46:31Speaker 1: quick question, man, we got a situation here with what's
- 46:36Speaker 1: we're not We're not gonna be allowed to uh to
- 46:38Speaker 1: let him swim here at the pool and the complex anymore.
- 46:42Speaker 1: What we got him from me? Your son? I mean,
- 46:47Speaker 1: he swims here pretty much every every every other day.
- 46:49Speaker 1: You know, I'm always here seeing him swim. But it
- 46:52Speaker 1: seemed like is you know, we've been trying to figure
- 46:55Speaker 1: out who it is you'll fun keep peeing in the pool, slim.
- 47:00Speaker 1: I ain't pen pool. I don't want to get into
- 47:03Speaker 1: it with you, your son. And so we finally narrowed
- 47:06Speaker 1: down your son is the one that's pinned in the
- 47:08Speaker 1: pool every day, and you know it's really a bad thing. Uh,
- 47:12Speaker 1: we can't continue to keep letting them come over here.
- 47:13Speaker 1: We gotta ban him from the pool. My son don't
- 47:16Speaker 1: pin pool. We ain't nash it like this. Did you
- 47:19Speaker 1: check them to be He's gonna say, it's my song?
- 47:22Speaker 1: And then the pool, Well, your son is the one
- 47:24Speaker 1: to be making faces and stuff, and I know that's
- 47:26Speaker 1: what he's doing here in their pin Your son is
- 47:29Speaker 1: the one that's pinned making faces. He'd be making faces,
- 47:33Speaker 1: So I know here in their pa got to do
- 47:35Speaker 1: with we can be making faces too. Something you're gonna
- 47:40Speaker 1: say in the pool? Got he making face? I'm not
- 47:43Speaker 1: gonna go lass like that. I cheach my kids better
- 47:46Speaker 1: than that. He ain't no pool, Hey lady, I'm not
- 47:49Speaker 1: gonna All I'm saying is he can't come over here
- 47:51Speaker 1: and swim anymore. He's banned from the pool until we
- 47:54Speaker 1: rectify this problem, not paying. When he gonna be in
- 47:58Speaker 1: the pool and we all pool, we are gonna be there.
- 48:02Speaker 1: And that's a mind remain of fact. I'm thinking I'm
- 48:04Speaker 1: kids to the pool. No, we don't a man, I'm
- 48:07Speaker 1: not gonna city and go back and forth with you all.
- 48:09Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you it was just right here.
- 48:11Speaker 1: Your son has been peeing in the pool. My boss
- 48:14Speaker 1: wants me to bear him. If he's not the one,
- 48:16Speaker 1: then we will allow him to come back later. But
- 48:18Speaker 1: right now with singling people out and your son, you know,
- 48:22Speaker 1: it just seems like he's the one that's doing it.
- 48:24Speaker 1: What's your name? Was? My name is Glenn. I'm Glenn
- 48:28Speaker 1: the lifeguard. That's who I am. No, what's the real name? Ben?
- 48:33Speaker 1: I was supposed to be calling me? You ain't got
- 48:35Speaker 1: a little bit this call of my I'm talking about
- 48:36Speaker 1: my son, No fool, How you everything to give I'm
- 48:40Speaker 1: not at liberty to give my lad's name. The bottom
- 48:43Speaker 1: line is we can't call hunt in the bottom What
- 48:46Speaker 1: but you don't live me the come don't But you
- 48:49Speaker 1: can't give me all the name? Okay, listen, I'm not.
- 48:51Speaker 1: All I'm supposed to do is call you gonna let
- 48:53Speaker 1: you know that we're banned in your son from getting
- 48:55Speaker 1: in the pool. Once you're talking about you can't ban
- 48:58Speaker 1: my father and life board get a real job, a
- 49:03Speaker 1: summer job? Did you got a job? And I call
- 49:06Speaker 1: him you said him, you don't want you ain'tbody and
- 49:10Speaker 1: you can't stop nobody who's come next pool? And we're
- 49:12Speaker 1: gonna be damn though tomorrow again. And if you did
- 49:18Speaker 1: do your job between that man, let me say this
- 49:21Speaker 1: to you. If your son comes to the pool tomorrow
- 49:24Speaker 1: and get in the pool, I'm snatching your son out
- 49:26Speaker 1: of the pool. I'm bless you. I wish you would
- 49:29Speaker 1: because you don't need a lifeguard. You snatch my signing
- 49:33Speaker 1: a pool? I wish you would. What kind of poem? Upen?
- 49:37Speaker 1: At ten o'clock, we're gonna be there nine Saturday. You
- 49:41Speaker 1: got me up? Come out? You gonna snatch my son
- 49:44Speaker 1: out of pool? You know? Mind everybody? Pool? Yea mine, ladies.
- 49:51Speaker 1: The problem is I've heard has been singled out all
- 49:54Speaker 1: the other kids, appointing us and saying he's the one
- 49:56Speaker 1: that's doing it. Your son is the one that's being
- 49:59Speaker 1: your humble. He's said whatever whatever for right now, all
- 50:04Speaker 1: I'm asking you is is keep your son away from
- 50:06Speaker 1: the pool for the next two weeks. If we fell
- 50:08Speaker 1: not that that's not him, will allow him to come back? Okay,
- 50:11Speaker 1: ain't me? He ain't saying away pool for two weeks?
- 50:14Speaker 1: If he do, he gonna come back and do some
- 50:16Speaker 1: mostion pool. I'm gonna getting the whole two weeks with
- 50:18Speaker 1: them and go back to that. Tell about my son
- 50:21Speaker 1: to pool. You can tell you about his faith. You
- 50:24Speaker 1: said what you Bob said, Bob watching life you buy
- 50:30Speaker 1: and then the pool. You know fine, you must not
- 50:33Speaker 1: know what you're talking to. I will be there in
- 50:35Speaker 1: a to model me and I don't fight my kids
- 50:38Speaker 1: and they don't get the pool too. Don't hang on
- 50:41Speaker 1: a little kids over without getting them in the pool.
- 50:43Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids
- 50:45Speaker 1: over there and bring them in the pool. No, none
- 50:47Speaker 1: of your children. I don't give it. And what you
- 50:50Speaker 1: say you don't run life guard, get rid of John. Lady. Listen, lady,
- 50:55Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go continue to go back and forth.
- 50:58Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to
- 51:00Speaker 1: what I'm done. I'm cray one more thing that I'm done.
- 51:02Speaker 1: You ain't got to say to me. I do have
- 51:04Speaker 1: one thing I do need to say to you what
- 51:06Speaker 1: you have to say to me. I need to say this.
- 51:09Speaker 1: This is left you Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 51:13Speaker 1: You just got Frank from your homeboard. You hello kid,
- 51:26Speaker 1: Look man, look it up, you timming doctor man. You
- 51:32Speaker 1: want to get this like buck this. Y'all play too much.
- 51:36Speaker 1: Ye'all know y'alla play too black, no play for nothing.
- 51:41Speaker 1: I'm walking towards to them now. I thought you was
- 51:44Speaker 1: coming to the pool tomorrow. I was coming to the
- 51:47Speaker 1: office today. They stay was opening the five cock. I'll
- 51:50Speaker 1: to tell me, I'll call my files myself in the pool.
- 51:53Speaker 1: I was gonna come now take care of them kids. Baby.
- 51:58Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I got to ask you.
- 52:00Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land, the Steve.
- 52:09Speaker 1: You gonna have to do something about the kids. We
- 52:14Speaker 1: have to do something about you. You know what I'm saying.
- 52:17Speaker 1: We gotta do somebody. Now. We need that that thing
- 52:19Speaker 1: they put in the underwater. Let they head it in
- 52:21Speaker 1: that movie or with the water turn blue in case
- 52:23Speaker 1: they be peing the pool. One thing they need to
- 52:26Speaker 1: use the bathroom for they get in the pool. Tommy,
- 52:28Speaker 1: that that yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd like to see that
- 52:32Speaker 1: deep blue spot. I didn't look like the Atlantic, the
- 52:39Speaker 1: deep Atlantic over there. Everyone water, you get grown up.
- 52:45Speaker 1: You gotta get your butt out of the food. You
- 52:47Speaker 1: gotta get up and get out yeah, y'all got yall,
- 52:52Speaker 1: y'all you got saltwater. You got it for chlorine saltwater.
- 52:55Speaker 1: I love. I didn't do the salt saltwater. And I
- 52:59Speaker 1: make out kids that come on my house. You need
- 53:01Speaker 1: to spathroom, right. Yeah, So, how's your CD coming along?
- 53:12Speaker 1: I'm gonna get I'm I'm I'm trying to do twenty tracks.
- 53:16Speaker 1: That's I got a lot of work. I think I
- 53:18Speaker 1: told you that my girlfriend, her husband listens to your
- 53:23Speaker 1: CD every single night. She cannot wait. Every single night
- 53:28Speaker 1: she tells me. Ever see her every two weeks. Every
- 53:31Speaker 1: time I see her, she tells me the same thing,
- 53:34Speaker 1: and she wants you to hurry up and put out
- 53:36Speaker 1: the new CD. Really, she knows all your receive. That's loyal,
- 53:39Speaker 1: that's a loyal fan. He listens. He just on headphones
- 53:45Speaker 1: and all that he has headphones. But I mean, I
- 53:47Speaker 1: didn't ask her all that. She just said he listens.
- 53:49Speaker 1: I didn't say, well, what is he listen? I didn't
- 53:51Speaker 1: say that. I just said, I'll tell Tommy to rush down. Tommy.
- 53:58Speaker 1: Tommy is rushing that CD. So y'all whole tight, I'm
- 54:01Speaker 1: getting it. I'm getting it for y'all. Probably they y'all
- 54:03Speaker 1: gonna be home runs. They got to be home runs.
- 54:05Speaker 1: But there's a blues, jazz and supper club. The nephew
- 54:09Speaker 1: will be there Friday, that's tomorrow night. I will be
- 54:13Speaker 1: there who shows seven o'clock and ten o'clock and I
- 54:15Speaker 1: will be slinging jokes and you can have supper wild.
- 54:18Speaker 1: I'm doing it. Thank you, all right, No, thank you,
- 54:21Speaker 1: nephew Tommy. Coming up next, it is a Strawberry letter.
- 54:24Speaker 1: The subject I did not know she was What was it?
- 54:29Speaker 1: He had a crazy sat she was that kind of crazy?
- 54:32Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh here, No, that's not it. I didn't
- 54:35Speaker 1: know she had a crazy stat all right, thank you nephew.
- 54:37Speaker 1: Up next it is a Strawberry letter. Subject I never
- 54:41Speaker 1: suspected she had a crazy side. Everybody goup on. We'll
- 54:44Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening, all right.
- 54:50Speaker 1: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen.
- 54:53Speaker 1: If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
- 54:57Speaker 1: and more, we have it for you. Some your Strawberry
- 55:01Speaker 1: Letter to Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter.
- 55:04Speaker 1: We can help you out. We're here for you. Okay.
- 55:07Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter live on the air,
- 55:09Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right now. You
- 55:12Speaker 1: heard what the lady said, Buckle up and hold on tight.
- 55:14Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here. It is the Strawberry
- 55:17Speaker 1: letter subject. I never suspected she had a crazy side.
- 55:24Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I just broke up with a great
- 55:27Speaker 1: woman that I had planned to spend my life with.
- 55:29Speaker 1: I got a ring and proposed, and we were planning
- 55:32Speaker 1: our wedding. We were both under thirty and we've been
- 55:35Speaker 1: together since we were in college. Everything was perfect until recently,
- 55:41Speaker 1: when an argument was blown way out of control and
- 55:44Speaker 1: my fiance tried to fight me, yes, out of nowhere.
- 55:50Speaker 1: She pushed me first, and then she tried to slap me,
- 55:53Speaker 1: but I ducked. I will admit I was wrong for
- 55:56Speaker 1: texting a female co worker, but I let the coworker
- 56:00Speaker 1: or know that I was with my fiance and we
- 56:02Speaker 1: could talk the next day at work. When my fiance
- 56:05Speaker 1: read the text exchange, she was happy with how I
- 56:08Speaker 1: handled it, but she went off because the girl had
- 56:11Speaker 1: my phone number to begin with. I had never seen
- 56:15Speaker 1: my fiance this man. I had never known her to
- 56:18Speaker 1: be violent. I went into the bedroom to give her
- 56:21Speaker 1: time to calm down, and an hour later she was
- 56:24Speaker 1: fine and we went to bed. I was very uneasy
- 56:28Speaker 1: and I did not sleep well. The next morning, she
- 56:32Speaker 1: told me I need to stay out of her way
- 56:34Speaker 1: for a while or she will knock me out. Yeah.
- 56:38Speaker 1: We both left for work, and later that day I
- 56:40Speaker 1: went home and packed a few bags. Then I told her.
- 56:43Speaker 1: Then I called her to let her know that I
- 56:46Speaker 1: was leaving to give her some time to cool down
- 56:48Speaker 1: and get her mind right, because fighting is not acceptable.
- 56:53Speaker 1: This woman could never make me angry enough to put
- 56:56Speaker 1: my hands on her. It's a huge sign of disrespect.
- 57:00Speaker 1: My homie said that I should go back home and
- 57:02Speaker 1: give her some ground rules. My parents say that I
- 57:05Speaker 1: should walk away before I end up married to a
- 57:08Speaker 1: wild woman. I love this woman, so help me out here.
- 57:12Speaker 1: What should I do? Okay, right up the bed. I
- 57:15Speaker 1: have to tell you, I agree one hundred percent with
- 57:19Speaker 1: your parents. She is crazy and violent. She's a bully.
- 57:23Speaker 1: How are you going to tell someone stay out of
- 57:25Speaker 1: the stay out of my way, or I'm gonna knock
- 57:27Speaker 1: you out? A woman telling a man that this just
- 57:30Speaker 1: goes to show you that violence can go both ways.
- 57:33Speaker 1: Sometimes it is the woman that is beating on the man.
- 57:36Speaker 1: This is I take this letter very seriously. Here, you
- 57:40Speaker 1: guys are both under thirty. You've been together since you
- 57:42Speaker 1: were in college. You thought everything was perfect. Now you
- 57:46Speaker 1: see her wrath and her anger, and how you know
- 57:49Speaker 1: she can get worked up and get really violent. Thank god,
- 57:53Speaker 1: you ducked. She pushed you and then tried to slap you,
- 57:56Speaker 1: but you ducked. Yeah, you were texting a co worker.
- 58:00Speaker 1: But if this is true what you say, you let
- 58:03Speaker 1: the coworker know that you were with your fiance and
- 58:05Speaker 1: you guys could text talk the next day at work.
- 58:08Speaker 1: What was wrong with that? Your your fiance was happy
- 58:11Speaker 1: when she read how you handled it. She just got
- 58:13Speaker 1: mad because the co worker had it in the first place.
- 58:17Speaker 1: But you know, I mean, we all of us work together,
- 58:20Speaker 1: we all have each other's numbers, and we all talk
- 58:23Speaker 1: outside of work, so that can happen. She's a co worker.
- 58:27Speaker 1: You say it was blown way out of control. You
- 58:30Speaker 1: say you love this woman, your fiance, But I mean,
- 58:35Speaker 1: I just see red flags all over this letter. If
- 58:39Speaker 1: she's violent now, she will be violent after she takes
- 58:42Speaker 1: the vows. Listen to what your parents are saying. They've lived,
- 58:46Speaker 1: they have experience. You could very well be ending up
- 58:50Speaker 1: marrying a wild woman. If you marry her, you might
- 58:54Speaker 1: have to love her from afar because, like you say,
- 58:58Speaker 1: and these are your own work, fighting is not acceptable
- 59:02Speaker 1: and it shouldn't be acceptable. It's not acceptable with you,
- 59:05Speaker 1: it shouldn't be acceptable with her. And for her to
- 59:07Speaker 1: say stay out of her way or she will knock
- 59:10Speaker 1: you out. To me, I mean, it can't get any
- 59:13Speaker 1: more plain than that. She has told you and if
- 59:15Speaker 1: they tell you, and you should listen to them about
- 59:19Speaker 1: who they are. So that's what I have to say.
- 59:21Speaker 1: I wouldn't marry her if I were you. It doesn't
- 59:23Speaker 1: look good, Steve. You know what, At first I was
- 59:27Speaker 1: going to disagree with Shirley. I first read the letter
- 59:31Speaker 1: because I thought your homies made since go back home, man,
- 59:34Speaker 1: establish some ground rules. But your parents are right too.
- 59:41Speaker 1: Your parents only one what's best for you. Here's a deal, man,
- 59:47Speaker 1: Was it and a one time event? Have you all
- 59:53Speaker 1: had big arguments before? Did a result in violence? You know?
- 59:59Speaker 1: I try to consider of that. But here's here's a deal.
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: Se y'all been together since college, y'all thirty, y'all go Mary,
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: you love this woman, but then your fiance tried to
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: find me. Don't Shirley, don't worry about what Shirley said.
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: Oh my god, good thing. You're duck. You can duck.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: A Roman's punch is usually slow, so you can get
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: out the way. You don't get punts for ducking that punch. Whatever.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: If your woman can just suck a punch you at will,
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: you're not. You don't have a fit speed anyway. You
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: probably need to get out to play. So that's ducking.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: It isn't a good thing, but so, which means she
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: took a round house way about it. Most women don't
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: know the direct sucker punch move. They kind of, you know,
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: cock back and you see it coming. So ducking was
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: part of it. Glad you're duck. Cool. Here's a problem.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: The co worker texts you your fiance liked the way
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: you handle it when you said, listen, I'm with my fiance.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: We'll talk about it tomorrow. But she got mad because
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: she had your but in the first place. Really, dog,
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: here's the real problem. Everybody talking about her anger is
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: because of what though, Now let me ask you something,
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: young brother. What was the conversation about that? The coworker
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: wanted to have that you put off until tomorrow. That's
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: the real problem here. Has your fiance's intuition kicked off
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: that you all were probably going to be talking about
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: something non work related, which would seem to be the
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: case to me because she called you after work hours,
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: so obviously y'all have some type of friendship formed at
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: the job and that's got your girl feeling some kind
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: of way. So I have to honestly ask you, man,
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: and what your boys are saying. You need to go
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: back sess from groundwood, because I think your boys know
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: whatever the conversation was that this cowork I wanted to
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: have that you didn't put in the letter. This is
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: old school talking to young school. So brother, you and
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: I have to be honest. What was this conversation about?
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: And does your fiance have some type of intuition that
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: it was more than just a work related conversation. There
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: lies the actual problem in this matter. Sharlean, Okay, that's
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: the problem. All right, listen, Steve Is. We'll have part
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: two of your response coming up at twenty three after
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: the hours subject. I never suspected she had a crazy side.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening all right, Steve,
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letters. Subject. I never
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: suspected she had a crazy side. Well, you know, he'd
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: been with this girl since college. To engage should be marride.
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: He took a phone call from a co worker in
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: the evening, told her, we have to talk tomorrow with
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: my fiance. It's fiance like that answer. But the anger
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: was that she called you and got your number. Anyway,
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: so she pushed you and tried to slap you. You ducked.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: It's easy to do. I haven't always made the duck.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: I gotta give you credit. I ain't always been able
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: to duck. I've been slapped with a raw chicken breast before,
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: and I don't wish I had dunk. Now they see
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: it coming, Now, it's okay that he does. Okay, No,
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: it's perfectly fine that he duck. I didn't see it
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: coming because I didn't know she had the chicken breast,
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: and when she turned, I didn't know it was coming
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: to slap me with it. I just thought she was turning.
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: But she had a lot of speed with it, so
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: that that was staying pretty bad. It always is about
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: I use personal life experiences to help deal with this.
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: So now you're tripping. So you you leave the house.
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: Your homies say you are to go back home and
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: set some ground rules. You never thought that hitting was cool,
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: and it's not. But your parents tell you to run. Now,
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: both of them are right, because your homies know that
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: you should go back and set some ground rules. Because
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: your homies know what the girl called for, your mama
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: and them don't. So your mama and them just trying
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: to protect Dave Baker. So now I don't even know
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: how you told your mama and them. That's like throws
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: me off a little bit. But you know you took
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: it to him. So you got two pieces of advice.
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: My advice to you is you gotta understand now, see
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: karma happens man, and women's intuition is real. So maybe
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: your girl was reacting to what she really thought this
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: phone call was about that you did not put in
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: the letter. So if that's the case, brother, she has
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: every right to be angry. Now they can say they
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: don't want to hit you, buddy. She tried to slap,
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: That's all it was. This slap. Now did you have
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: it coming? Though? Yeah? Sisly, I'm telling you silly dudes. No, no, Shirley,
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: we know dudes, No, dudes know what we posted. Get
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: slap We know that you know. Okay, sistly and we
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: could take a slap. Yeah, ain't like she came in
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: there with a crowbarn start whooping your ass while you
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: to sleep. That's a whole another ass whipping. But to
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: slap you. We we've every man and has done something
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: to be slapped about. Every man has done something to
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: be slapped about. Let's just keep it one hundred. It
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: was just a slap that for attempted stabbing, busting out
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: car windows like Carla dead leg Shirley, kicking at you
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: and breaking toes, these types of things. Yeah, then you
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: run from them. See, we've had two women on this
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: show who've committed allegedly a surviolence and still have turned
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: out to be fabulous wives. Y'all say that I know
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: because it's all allegedly, But y'all always say I try
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: to make it about me. How about I make it
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: about us? Now? Where have I lied? Allegedly? I don't
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. I think I know you don't.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: Both me and Tommy Do and Julie were very aware
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: of the dragging them into it too. Now, I won't
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: tell everybody in this blood, so let's not break up
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: this relationship so fast when he could have done and
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: committed a slapper buller fence slapped. My mother slapped my
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: father one time with a spatchelor Wick beasts on it.
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: It had led off a little bit. She slapped him.
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: My daddy went right out, gotten the car drove off.
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: But see that's after they got married. Steve and I
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: don't know. This just to me as a red flag.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: It's tough. So look, bro, you could do like your mom.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: And I'm saying because your mom and m could be
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: perfectly right. But then you also know what that phone
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: call was really about, and her intuition probably kicked in
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: and it was a slap a bowl of fence, so
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: it's a slap. She was happy with how he handled it,
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: but she went off because the girl had his phone
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: number to begin with, and they was talking off company time.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: And I promise you she didn't call to discuss work,
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: and I bet she fine. I got a temple dog. Yeah, Tommy,
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: which woman have you met that didn't have a temper
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: when they're angry? But the girl was angry, so Steve.
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. He said he was very
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: uneasy and he did not sleep well. Have has that
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: ever happened to you? Since we're yeah, stay up all night.
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: I ain't even laying the bed. I got in the chip.
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: I put popottles around the bed case. Her crazy ass
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: got up, she knock over pop bottle and I he
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: didn't wake up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I went outside,
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: stepped in my carpet. Y'all, put pop bottles on her
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: side of the bed. So when she got him, she
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: kicked over the pop bottle and I would wake up
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: in that corner. Chip. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. I had
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: laid bubble pop down. You know what bub when she
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: getting about the bed, poppet crazy, he's not laughing. Oh
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: my god. Before I had Mother Cleveland, I used to
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: I put rock salt down by girls bad. So when
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: she stepped on out out here, you come he rocks,
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: he come up. I'm up, I see y'all see what what? What?
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: What you need? What you need? What about the next day,
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: when she told him to stay out of her way
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: for a while or she will knock him out right now,
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: then you know he needed to go on and leave
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: him well, but I'm just saying something's missing in this
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: letter that that girl did not stop with just she
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: wanted to know what was she talking about. I promise
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: you that why she calling you on this job. Y'all know,
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: y'all asked to each question and his answers was not good.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: Answer him stay out of my way before I knock
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: you out because he said something that didn't add him.
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: I promise you. And stuff missing in this letter, y'all.
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: He committed a slapper bowl of fienst. Well, I know
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: he left, and once he got away, he called because
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: he scared. Yes, all right, listen, uh you can email
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: us or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: at Steve Harvey f Coming up in ten minutes from
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: the talk, it's Our Girls Cheryl Underwood. Right after this
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: you're listening, Coming up at the top of the hour,
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: it's Carla's Reality Update. But right now, Steve, please introduce
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: our girl from the talk. Ladies and gentlemen, put your
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: hands together. Hey, hey, Julius, Hey sar, what's up girl?
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: You got big news? Though, you got some big yes, yes, yes,
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: I do you know. Jathan Brown and I have been
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: taking the Metal Muscle two Week Challenge. We've been adding
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: meta muscle to our daily routine for two weeks. It
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: encouraged a regularity, so you could be regular and you
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: can feel what by the field like talking about and listen.
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: I found some ways listen. I know that you could
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: put meta muscle. You know, you put in water. Some
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: people put in orange juice. They got different lavers. They
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: got five but thins, so you know, they got these
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: good cookies. They taste like Graham crackers. But the meta
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: muso itself is delicious, and you could put it in
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: ice cream. I put it in milk. You can make
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: a meta muse a dream sickle. You can with milk. Yeah,
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: I did. I mix because it make a dream sickle.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: You know what a dreamsickle? It's on and ice cream?
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's right. So I mix it with the milk.
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: And you can mix it with yoga, Tommy, if you
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: like yoga, you can mix it and you feel what
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: a lot of feel like. It fills you up. You
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: gotta drink water with it. Now, you gotta drink your water.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: Because you want to promote that regularity. They have to
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: go little little to go pack it where you can
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: take it because you can need to take the big
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: canister in there with you in your toe bag, or
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: you can take the little bitty one and they have
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: natural and they have a sugar free you know, because
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: some people, you know, they like sugar free, you know,
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: So it really really works with you, and it's not
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: too late to take the two week challenge. All you
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: gotta do is go to metal Musical dot com, sign
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- 1:12:11Speaker 1: music to your daily routine for two weeks straight. I'm
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: telling you you're gonna be regular and you're gonna feel
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: what light of feel like. And for all the young
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: people out there, because I had, I gave it to
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: all my friends and some of you know, I know
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: some street people, and you know, people think this is
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: not your grandma, this is not your mama of Metal Musical.
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: This is for young people too, because you know, you
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: could be out there about that life and you're not
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: eating right and you need to be regularly. You don't
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: want to be to be regular, that's right. That's that's
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- 1:12:56Speaker 1: I'm glad that everybody that took the two week challenge
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: in Black History Month got a chance to actually vote
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: for the HBCU that's going to win ten thousdousan y
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: are y'all ready for that? Now case the winner of
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: the HBCU two weeks Challenge, the winner of ten thousand dollars,
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: Southern University and A and M College. Why can I
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: tell you what's good about that? That means that everybody
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: really cared about higher education. I'm really happy that Proctan
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: Gamble and Meta Musle care about higher education as we do.
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: And you don't have to be black to get a
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: quality of education of the HBCU, Southern University and A
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: and M College. Congratulations for winning that ten thousand dollars
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: and go get you a good education. This is America,
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: and you can get a good education America. Ten thousand
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: dollars gonna go in. It's very handy, very handy. Hey,
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: that's good, that's right, and it's not too late. You
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: can now now that we've awarded the money, you know,
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: the ten thousand dollars to Southern University. Listen, you can
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: still sign up for the two week challenge. You do
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: that it's I did it. I did it, and I'm
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: still on the road. I'll be at the Tampa and
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: Proud this weekend. You're gonna see so like Sherlock, kind
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: of slim it tram. It's Madame Mulsa. Baby, that's not
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: your mama, Madame Mulsa. This is a real deal, Hallyfield.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: And you know you can making them muffins. You got
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: making the muffins too, all rightyl But before we run
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: out of yes, yeah you make muffin music, you got
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: to get to the topics. What's going on with Manaford.
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: It's a lot quickly, quickly listen to me. Okay. First
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: of all, I love our judicial system when it truly worked.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: So Manaford got that that short time by the dude
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: talking about he had a blameless life. Then the lady
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: what's name Burman was that her name? Oh? She was
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: like hell to the noal, to the no, no, no all,
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: and then gave him two more years of somewhere. It
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: added up to be about seven and a half years.
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: Then Amy, he gonna walk out, hum Amy Berman, Yes Jackson,
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: Nash Jackson, if you yes, right, that's right. And then
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: he walked out the court and the states say I
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: I were not finished with you, ye, and you can't
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: be pardoned for that. That's what I was. What they
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: try to get him is gonna be and the President
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: pardon him anyway, but no, no good. The crime he's
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: gonna do. The time. Now, that's Barrenna right there, that's
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: Sammy Davis Junior. That's Burretta. He got about I think
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: a seven point five seven and a half years, but
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: that's I think that's the federal time and everything. But
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: once they hit you with the state, they gonna make
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: sure that he go to jail and don't come out.
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: He gonna go in there with the wheelchair and the
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: cane and everything trying to look out. That's right, you want,
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: that's right. You wantn't look a pitiful when you was
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: bank fraud, wheeling and dealing. I'm just saying you ain't
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: got to pay your children way into the school. Say it. Listen,
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: we got the good HBCU. Take your acts and your SATs,
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: go to community college, go to go to Barbarazon and
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: to ride go somewhere. But don't be taking the place
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: of somebody that really needed had not. That's rejege. Yeah,
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: that's right. They got Peale grant, they got student loans.
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: And what I don't like about it is when you
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: pay for your kids to game the system like this,
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: that means you really didn't believe in your children's ability
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: to turn things around. And that's not right. All right,
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: Light we think you. We love you as always. I
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: love you too. Sign up for that two week challenge
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: and Madame Mills so that you can feel what light
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: to feel like. Coming up at the top of the hour,
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: it's Carla's Reality Update. Right after this you're listening to.
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: It's that time she is here, Carla Ferrell with what
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: reality update? All right, thank you, neph you. Okay, y'all
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: here we go. Well as we speak. Right now, cameras
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: are being allowed during the Jesse Smalltt. What's his name?
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: Am I saying? Jesse Smulett? I'm saying like Steve says victim.
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: That's our Kelly. His rainment hearing is going on right now,
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: they said, nine am Central Standard time, and the judge
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: is allowing cameras in the courtroom, so we'll see. Jesse
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: is expected to enter a formal plea on sixteen counts
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: of disorderly conduct for allegedly filing a false report. So
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: last night I said all that to say, Empire returned. Yes,
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: last night? What happened on that? Yeah? And so we
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: know Jesse's character Jamal Lion has been removed from the
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: final two episodes, you know, to avoid further disruption. Yeah,
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: on the show. And so you know the last episode,
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: what was this back end? What December? The Lions family
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: financial security was threatened. Hakim and Tianna trying to figure
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: things out. So you know, we'll talk about it. I
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: don't want to do spoiler alert, but I just want
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: to see what these ratings gonna be about with Empire?
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: And what do you think I was glued? I'm just
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: gonna say, yes, yes, glued. Do you think before Court
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: at least had a subway party trad You know what
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: right now, you're not gonna do it right now. We
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: want to hope they all right. So hit me up
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: on social media quickly at lips by Carla, tell me
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: did you watch Empire? Are you gonna keep watching the show?
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: We got one more episode before the season finale. Let
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: me know, all right, here we go a Real Housewives
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: of the a t L Atlanta. The Runney devote is
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: concerned that his wife Shamari her drinking problem is, um, yeah,
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: she when you throw up on your girl's shoes, right,
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: not a good look, not sexy, not none of that shoes.
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: Now it's right in your friend's house girls shoes. Yeah. Ye,
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: she was a little too intoxicated at Ninnie's Bywig party.
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: Just say it. And then so now that you got
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: see Candy Burress her sexy dungeon bur lesson, yo, oh,
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: my wife showed me something of this. I didn't see it,
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: but I heard. Yeah, it was a sexual hunted house,
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: I guess. But anyway, what we've learned is that Cynthia
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: cannot dance at Cynthia Bailey cannot dance. But I I
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: thought Candy was about to, oh, no, go there, and
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: that's not a secret. No, it's not a secret. No
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: it's not. And then Marlowe and Candy and Porscha they
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: met up to talk about closet Gate, and they talked
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: about you know, Nini went too far, it was dramatic.
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: Was Nini trying to pull on Porsche. There's a lot
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: going on. But Ninie did apologize to them for the
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: whole closet thing. Be a text she didn't feel like talking.
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: And then there is just some things going on because
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: actually the show is done for the season, so we
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: got to catch up and watch one more episode and
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: then of course it'll be the reunion. But Nini has
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: unfollowed all of her castmates. I don't know if this
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: was after union. I don't know that closet. Is that
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: true Carlin including Andy Cohen? Yeah, but she said she
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: never followed him in the first place, is what I've heard.
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: But I don't know what's gonna Nini. She said, it's
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: lies going on. There's something that we don't see on
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: the show that that got her upset. You know, she
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: did this whole thing. It's on the on the shade room,
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: on the ground. She didn't damn about this problem. That
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: is my favorite. I don't care. I love Nini, but
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: I mean, is it Do you think it's because of
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: what she's going through with her husband though, because they're
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: going through a lot, a lot, Yeah, I think, yeah,
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: it is all of that emotion, all of that stressy right, Junior,
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: A lot of pressure. So I don't know, Nini is
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: just she's going through So you know, again, you know
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: every week we say this, you know, we are praying
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: for Greg. Well wishous prayer of healing for Greg Leaks. Okay,
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: what can I say this here? Yeah, if Kenny's on
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: a party or anything anytime soon, you know, let let's
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: just you know, want to get a little invite to
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: the next time they do something that's well, it was
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: a show. Just want to be invited to the party. Yeah,
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: out there that sexy Dungeon show. I don't know, can
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: you handle it? I don't know, I had it. I
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: want you need to break Yeah, yeah, and listen to this.
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner, you know I'm gonna switch gears. Uh. Jordans
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: Kylie all of that. It seems as though Kylie cannot
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: function without Jordans in her life. She's been in her life,
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: her entire life, and she cannot go on without her.
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: Their lives were practically as one for for many, many years.
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: And she's just trying to be honest about the situation.
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: Kylie sees Jordan's side of it, and she's the word
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: has it that she's just not ready to give up
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: a friendship. Well, I mean I could understand that, and
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: they're both young, and when you're young, as we've discussed
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: on the show you make mistakes many please? Oh man, yeah,
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: I don't even want to go back there. You know,
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: that's what I love much one again, and you think
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: about our parents at twent My mother was married. She
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: got married at twenty one, so you think about our
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: parents lives and then what we were doing at twenty one.
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: So all of that to say, you know, you, you
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: make a mistake, and then this friendship that you know.
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: I think they can patch it up. Yeah. I think
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: they forgiveness they got and it takes a minute to
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: build trust and everything. But I hope they do become
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: friends again. Yeah I do. Yep. Real Housewives of New
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: Jersey Okay, okay, so your boy, what is it? Teresa?
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: Is it Judici or dua Judice? I've heard it anyway?
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: Her husband Joe. I think he's getting out of prison today.
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, I think fast. Yeah, it seems fast
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: in the past, Carlos. So he's getting out today. Yeah,
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: and he's going straight into custody of ice. Oh really?
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: Are they gonna send him back to Italya? They're gonna
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: hold him in a deportation. They're gonna he's gonna be
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: in a detention center for ice for a while so
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: we'll see yeah so, and Teresa said that if he
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: gets supported, she will end up divorce him. Yep, yep.
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: And let me tell you this before we get out
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: of here. Quick reminder, set your TV's DVRs everything. You've
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: got to watch the iHeart Radio Awards tonight, hosted by
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: t Paine, Alicia Keys, Lama, John Legend, Bactory Boys, Ariana Grande,
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: tonight on Fox atm seventh Central. I will be there
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: live in the building with my daughter Tasha. We're gonna
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: be kigging it. Yeah, we gotta go. We'll have much
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: Thank you, Carla. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you, thank you so much. This
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: is an animal story. Oh my goodness. Lill Gate is
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: to her. Don't be making no noises. I'll shoot. This
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: is about a giraffe. I don't know what they make, okay.
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: Oh we learned that at Disney yeah a Kingdom, remember yeah,
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: with the purple time. But I still don't know. We
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: got noise they make, thank you. That's my child said.
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: They sound like a sheet. Oh they do? Oh bad? Okay, yeah,
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: yea thank you, Tasha. Okay, spring break. Yeah. In Animal News,
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: April the giraffe is getting ready to welcome her fifth
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: calf any day now on April. Yeah. Yes, she's the
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: world's most famous giraffe. Remember back seventeen, everybody on the
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: internet was talking about April grass I remember with her
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: last pregnancy. Yeah, well, she appears to be ready to
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: give birth again. Animal Adventure Park in Harpersville, New York.
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: Tens of thousands of fans have been motoring monitoring April
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: again on her live stream. When April was present back
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: in twenty seventeen with her calf to Jerry, the live
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: stream drew more than get this number, two hundred and
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: thirty two million live views on me too. April the
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: draft is a star. Okay. Yeah. While her last last
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: pregnancy kept anxious viewers waiting several weeks, this current one
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: isn't expected to drag on this long. Jordan Patch, the
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: owner of Animal Adventure Park, says April should give birth
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: before April first. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, April will give
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: birth to March. Yeah. Okay, you think April Jaguard took
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: that pitch on? All animals know each other, so I
- 1:26:58Speaker 1: saw a meme with the jack was saying, this is
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: for I know, so let me let me get this right.
- 1:27:10Speaker 1: I gotta add this to my repertoire. Okay, tell me
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: if this is right. Tasha, man, that's a giraffe noise.
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: No anyway. In other news, the New York woman got
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: a little too heated in her efforts to rid her
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: apartment of bedbugs. She fired up a lighter near a
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: mattress that her uncle had already doused with alcohol. Her
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: name is Jacqueline Lynch. She has been hit with arson
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: chargers after cops followed firefighters to the scene of the blaze.
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: She sat in her complex on Sunday night. Yeah, Jacqueline's
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: thirty nine years old. She was a bit tipsy at
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: the time, so that could explain a lot of things. Uh.
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: She says she spotted a couple of bed buddy on
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: the bed and thought that flickering her bit would be
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: the best way. Oh, she had one of those big layers. Yeah,
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: that would be the best way to take care of them.
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: She did that, and uh, she did in fact kill
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: the bugs, but she pretty much destroyed her house, yeah,
- 1:28:12Speaker 1: and damaged several other apartments in the building. Where's she going?
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: Yeah she was drunk. Yeah, wow, I hate that though, drunk?
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well yeah, oh well, sorry about that, Jacqueline. Yeah,
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: all right, listen, we'll be back with more of the
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after you're listening
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: to show a right Steve, You sir said you don't
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: like watching your beautiful grandkids. And they are beautiful, they are,
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: And why what is that about? Lead? I don't like
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: watching them. Get I don't have a lot of time.
- 1:29:14Speaker 1: Shouldn't up been here? Always gotta tell him, so, boy,
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: get out off of them, stop pulling her half? Why
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: y'all argut? Papa Rose won't let me? Well your baby,
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: you don't need to look in here. But I don't
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: like Pepper peg lass cartoons. I'm looking pig up in here, Papa.
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: Let's watch Pepper Pig. Papa don't like pepe understand, Papa
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: like watching Sports Center and seeing it and Netflix. That's
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: what I'm gonna watch, Papa. I want to drink of that.
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: You can't drink mccallu, And don't ask me, no damn Scotch,
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: where is Marjorie? That's why they'd be having me watching that, Papa,
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: we want a bad time story. Your papa don't know,
- 1:29:59Speaker 1: no dude, you know, but they don't be They ain't
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: none that kids posted here? Do they lead the kids
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: with you, like like lead the house and yeah, you know,
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: they go to No Booze or something they know I
- 1:30:14Speaker 1: don't want to go. Then they're watching, okay, watch the kids,
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: so I don't put them in the movie theater room.
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: I got the big screen. All I got cartoons, I
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: mean little movies, you know, the Incredibles and all this hill.
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: They gonna talk and ask questions all damn. Yeah, I leave,
- 1:30:32Speaker 1: and then they're coming here proper Emily Dan who is
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: Emmaly dog? I don't know none of these people right here.
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: I don't like. And then my kids because I'm bought
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: all of the iPads. Dad, we don't want our children
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: raised on iPad. Quit dropping them off over here. But
- 1:30:51Speaker 1: they need the iPad for they need somebody to talk
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: to other than me. And see, your kids, aren't your
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: grandkids vegan or something? Aren't two of them vegan? That's
- 1:31:01Speaker 1: another thing? Come in here. Cary left BJ with me
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: one time. Yeah, well he came in my office. I
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: was eating some ribs and I gave it, you know,
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: and he was just over Joe. His eyes got big.
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: He kept looking at any didn't eat it a little
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: bit more, guinny to look at it. Didn't eat a
- 1:31:24Speaker 1: little bit more. Carl came in here, Daddy, what did
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: you give him? I said, eating the real He don't
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: eat meat. I said, yes, he did. Right now. We
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: don't do that at our house. You ain't ask your
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: house coming in here asking me, man, baby, sit raise
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: these kids. Watch these kids. I watched these kids like
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: I won't to how long they've been in the water
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: until they look like prune and all of that. While
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: let me tell you some no, I put them in
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: the swimming pool with their little raft round or they can't.
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: They can't climb out of it, and they can't fall.
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: You move around it, that's it. So like if if
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: the little girls stay over Rose and Ell or something,
- 1:32:15Speaker 1: do you have to comb their hair and stuff? Oh no, no, dude,
- 1:32:19Speaker 1: So you just got the babies looking crazy if they
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: take a nap, the girl, okay, how they do? They're cute,
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: but they're so smart, man, They vocabulist, extensive. They be talking.
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: They ask you questions. You know, I was leaving one
- 1:32:34Speaker 1: morning to Tapa. Where are you going? I say, I'm
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: going to work, Papa. Why you always go to water
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: because y'all always eating groceries? All right, coming up, it's
- 1:32:47Speaker 1: Steve Harvey and his closing remarks. You don't want to
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: miss it at forty nine after the hour you're listening show.
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: All right, Steve, we are back. It is time to
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: close out the show, our last break of the day.
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: You have some closing remarks for us. I want to
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: talk about something Tommy sent me the other day, and
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: it caused me to think about how some people get
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: stuck in their life. And I want to say to everybody,
- 1:33:23Speaker 1: you don't have to stay stuck. You don't have to
- 1:33:27Speaker 1: allow a situation to be so daunting that you can't
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: see moving beyond, because you have to. You have to
- 1:33:37Speaker 1: move beyond things in life. I was having a conversation
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: with somebody and I was telling them that it's imperative
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: that you understand the things that you cannot change. There's
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: a scripture that tells that so eloquently. Of course I
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: don't know it. I can't tell you where it is is,
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: as often is the case with me, but I do
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: have it in my heart. And I do understand it.
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: But there there's a scripture that talks about moving on
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: and being in a position of accepting the things you
- 1:34:16Speaker 1: cannot change. And you know if if, if prayer doesn't
- 1:34:23Speaker 1: change a thing or will not change a thing, even
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: though we all know prayer changes things. It's some things
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: that you don't even have to pray for because God
- 1:34:32Speaker 1: told us he wouldn't change it. For example, time and
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: tide weights on no man. Well that's he told you that,
- 1:34:40Speaker 1: So ain't no need of a group of y'all getting
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: together holding hands, told my Lord stopped the clock at
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: eleven o'clock so we can finish this task in your
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: name heavily, Father, Now stop, he said, Time and tide
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: waits on no man. So the things that prayer ain't
- 1:34:58Speaker 1: gonna change because he told us some things won't won't
- 1:35:02Speaker 1: change like that, you got to accept and move on
- 1:35:05Speaker 1: and accepting the things that happen in your life are
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: a big part of it. You get stuck when you
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: lose the ability to move on, and staying stuck don't
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: help you at all. And I'll give you an example.
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: What he sent me was this. He said, This plaque
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: says stop looking for happiness in the same place that
- 1:35:28Speaker 1: you lost it. It has moved on, you know, happiness
- 1:35:35Speaker 1: moves on. Every relationship. Don't stay a healthy relationship. Every
- 1:35:42Speaker 1: situation you in that was happy at one time, it
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: can turn sad. You gonna keep looking for happiness in
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: the same place that you lost it. You have got
- 1:35:55Speaker 1: to move on and stop feeling side for yourself. You're
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: not the first person somebody that left. You ain't the
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: first person that the lost somebody you love. You're not
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: the first person who someone has disappointed. You're not the
- 1:36:15Speaker 1: first person being cheated on. You're not the first person
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: who has lost faith in another person. You ain't the
- 1:36:23Speaker 1: first person been lied to. You're not You're not the
- 1:36:30Speaker 1: only one I got that things in life are hurt
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: for We've all been hurt before. I think I don't
- 1:36:38Speaker 1: know a person that ain't been hurt. I don't think
- 1:36:40Speaker 1: I know a person ain't been disappointed. I don't know
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: that anybody ain't self or a setback. I don't know
- 1:36:45Speaker 1: anyone who hasn't found something difficult to get over, including myself.
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: But I tell you right now, like the plaques say,
- 1:36:55Speaker 1: you can stop looking for happiness in the same place
- 1:36:57Speaker 1: you lost it. Sometimes it's gone. He ain't the one
- 1:37:03Speaker 1: for you, but you want him back. He wasn't good
- 1:37:07Speaker 1: for you when you had him, but I want him back.
- 1:37:11Speaker 1: Why would you want back something that wasn't good for
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: you in the first place? Man, Can we move on?
- 1:37:19Speaker 1: Give God a chance to put something real in your
- 1:37:22Speaker 1: life by stop wanting something that wasn't good in your life? Stop? Man,
- 1:37:29Speaker 1: some people don't even know how to accept a blessing.
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: We block more blessings wanting something that ain't good or
- 1:37:37Speaker 1: write for us, stopping something that would be good for us.
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: Stop when we're gonna get that through our head. You
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: know how many times I've had to learn this lesson.
- 1:37:48Speaker 1: Stop Stop wanting something that ain't good for you. Stop
- 1:37:54Speaker 1: wanting something back that wasn't right for you. Stop move on.
- 1:38:00Speaker 1: If something new a chance in your life. When one
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: door closes in your life, could that possibly mean God
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: got something better for you? Couldn't it possibly be that?
- 1:38:10Speaker 1: Do you think just because the door closes, that that
- 1:38:13Speaker 1: means it's finally over and ain't no more nothing gonna
- 1:38:16Speaker 1: happen for you? Because a dose shut don't mean your
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: life is done. You didn't die, you suffered a disappointment.
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: You got five, you got laid off. She texts you
- 1:38:30Speaker 1: and told you she won't you no more. He didn't
- 1:38:34Speaker 1: show up no more. He quick calling. You thought it
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: was good. It wasn't. Stop looking for happiness in the
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: same place you lost it. It's probably time to move on.
- 1:38:52Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. Sir, your sir, your sir.
- 1:38:58Speaker 1: All good, All right, stick bush Man not bad. Sometimes
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: sometimes be talking to myself. That's not good for you.
- 1:39:07Speaker 1: Why why you want that back? Yes, all right, the
- 1:39:10Speaker 1: priest to yourself and quit asking God for stuff that
- 1:39:15Speaker 1: he not fit to do. We gotta have figure it out,
- 1:39:19Speaker 1: a big yeah, have a good for all. Steve Harvey
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