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Childhood Products, Start An Argument, Angry Sayings, Signs of Good Love and more · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like theming bus bus things and it's not good.
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  Speaker 1: Steve to mother, stay don't joy. You gotta turn arm.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out, turn love, got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn the water the water. Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your thing. Uh huh, I show will a
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You all listening to the voice, come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey Man
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. How good is God? Hum? Think
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  Speaker 1: about it? Just take a slight inventory of your own
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  Speaker 1: life and say it to yourself when you get through,
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  Speaker 1: how good is God? Think of all the small things,
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  Speaker 1: all this because that's him. You breathe him. That's him.
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  Speaker 1: You steal him. That's him. You got another chance, that's him.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't out of here. That's him. You got any
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  Speaker 1: measure of health, that's him. You think it's more to
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  Speaker 1: it than it really is. That it already showed up
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  Speaker 1: to be. That's him. All of that. You got any
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  Speaker 1: dreams or aspirations, you dream of other things, that's him.
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  Speaker 1: All that, that's him, that's him. Him, clothes you got.
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  Speaker 1: That's him every time you eat. That's why they had
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  Speaker 1: this thing called you say your grace. That's him. That's him, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's him. It's amazing when you take a small inventory
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  Speaker 1: how you find out how big God really is in
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  Speaker 1: your life. Now, the more you turn yourself over to him,
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  Speaker 1: the bigger he can be. For you. See, he'll only
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  Speaker 1: be as big as you let him. It's one thing
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  Speaker 1: about God. Now, he's a gentleman. He can make you
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  Speaker 1: do anything. You know. You get too big for him,
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  Speaker 1: you know you you you you lose your humbleness. He
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  Speaker 1: can humble you. Now. God created man with the power
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  Speaker 1: of choice. We're the only creature he created that. He
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  Speaker 1: gave us the total power of choice when we mate,
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  Speaker 1: who we mate with. You know everything, all of it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it's a choice. What we want to be, how much
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  Speaker 1: you want to make, Where we want to live, what
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  Speaker 1: climate we want to live in. We can live in
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  Speaker 1: cold climates, hot climates. You know, we speak different languages.
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  Speaker 1: You can go learn another language. A bear can't do
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  Speaker 1: nothing but be a bear. Is he can't go learn
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  Speaker 1: how to be a fox. He can't go learn how
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  Speaker 1: to be an otter. He just can't an ostrich is
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  Speaker 1: an ostrich man. He can't come out of here and
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  Speaker 1: fight like a lion. A lion is a lion. A
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  Speaker 1: lion eat meat. He can't eat vegetables. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: how much meat ain't around. He'll lay down and pull
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  Speaker 1: up out of here and die because he can't eat grass.
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  Speaker 1: He just a lion man. You understand this that God
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  Speaker 1: gave us. We are the one creature he created that
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  Speaker 1: has total power of choice. You can make every decision
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  Speaker 1: in your life. What kind of watch you like, that's
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  Speaker 1: the one you can buy. You want to live in Switzerland,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. You don't like Switzerland, you can move to Miami.
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  Speaker 1: You want to live your life a crime, Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: That's you. He gave you the power of choice. You
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  Speaker 1: want to do right? Come on, So now look at
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  Speaker 1: this thing. We are all the results of a series
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  Speaker 1: of decision that we have made. If we could just
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  Speaker 1: identify that the problem is us, we could began the solution.
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  Speaker 1: See that's the problem, y'all, it's us. It's what we do.
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  Speaker 1: I threw my life down the hill. I can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you how many years based on some decisions that I
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  Speaker 1: was making. Now I can justify my decision with I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't happy and I was doing this and I was
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  Speaker 1: in miserying y'all on that ye yes to you when
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  Speaker 1: you get through. You made the decisions though, and you
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  Speaker 1: can look at this anywhere you want to, y'all. But
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I'm just talking to
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  Speaker 1: people that's really really wanting to improve their position in life.
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  Speaker 1: And how do you do that? You got to have
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  Speaker 1: a solution. How do you come up with a solution?
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  Speaker 1: You got to identify the problem to even began to
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  Speaker 1: solve it. But if the problem ain't ever you, how
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  Speaker 1: are you gonna solve something that ain't you? See? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me look at this one. If somebody said, like
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  Speaker 1: I got a child of mine, man, I just do
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  Speaker 1: right here. Man, I don't even wanna get into it
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  Speaker 1: this morning while I'm struggling with this this boy. But man,
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  Speaker 1: you go to people, you're asking why they do so?
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  Speaker 1: I just I just wasn't taking care of business. Why
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't take care of business? Boy, do you
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  Speaker 1: understand that your life is gonna be filled with you
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  Speaker 1: got to take care of business. So when you're gonna start,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you can't you can't. You
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  Speaker 1: can't go through life blaming everybody. It's got to be you. See,
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  Speaker 1: you can fix you. You can't fix nobody else if
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  Speaker 1: you keep getting married and the marriages don't work. Hello, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: could it be you? South? Finally had to sit down
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  Speaker 1: and just make that decision. They don't need to be
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  Speaker 1: coming on the radio talking about nobody else and what
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  Speaker 1: they did to me, and y'all just don't know. No, no, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: what about the part you played at it? Because see,
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  Speaker 1: if you got a good marriage, you got a part
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  Speaker 1: to play in that. If you got a bad one,
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  Speaker 1: you got a part to play in that. Even if
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  Speaker 1: you just get down to you to want to pick them,
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  Speaker 1: how about that, mister, mister, I made a decision. The
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  Speaker 1: problem is usually within yourself. Do you know That's the quickest,
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  Speaker 1: an easy way to fix your life. That way, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to check with nobody. Here's the beauty of
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  Speaker 1: going on and admitting that is you. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to check or clear with nobody to start the repair process.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need anybody's permission. You ain't got to put
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  Speaker 1: it before the review board to see if it'll pass.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't got to go through Congress. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to hope that your local politician get their hands on
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  Speaker 1: it to make a phone call for you. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to ask any counselors to come in and sit
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  Speaker 1: with you. You don't have to check it in the rehab.
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  Speaker 1: All you got to do is decide the problem is me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start change me. Identify the problem, and start
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  Speaker 1: with the part that you can own up to. Once
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  Speaker 1: you identify the problem, you can start planning on how
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  Speaker 1: to fix it or how to get to accomplishing something.
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  Speaker 1: But remember this planning is important. If you fail to plan,
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  Speaker 1: then please plan to fail. If you don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to make a plan, let's just start with the basics.
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  Speaker 1: Just make a list of what you want. Make this
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  Speaker 1: list and then go to God in prayer with an
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  Speaker 1: open mind and open your mind up to all the
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  Speaker 1: clean opportunities that are available here. Why a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people won't succeed because certain opportunities come along you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do them. That kills me. Man, when I
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  Speaker 1: hear here, I ain't doing that. I know young comedians
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  Speaker 1: that come to me all time talking about Man, what
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  Speaker 1: you're not saying. Man, just take every gig you can
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  Speaker 1: no matter what they pay. Well, listen to me, son,
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  Speaker 1: you can go make that money that they pay, or
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  Speaker 1: you can make the decision to sit at home and
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  Speaker 1: make nobody. It's a comedy, a hard business. They ain't
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  Speaker 1: paying but one hundred dollars. You gotta drive, drive fifty miles.
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  Speaker 1: But if you drive fifty miles and you make the
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  Speaker 1: hundred and you stand on that stage for thirty minutes,
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  Speaker 1: you are now thirty minutes better than you was the
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  Speaker 1: last time you went on stage. Oh, man, you ain't man,
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  Speaker 1: they don't pay me, I ain't coming. You ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a comedian, man, not not, not like this hill.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people just don't want to do what's
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  Speaker 1: necessary to do. So when the opportunity presents itself and
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  Speaker 1: you open up your mind to it, man, then get
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  Speaker 1: ready to go on and do it. Man, identify your
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  Speaker 1: problem today, start with the part dash you, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: without further dude, it is time. It's moaning time. Come on, No,
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  Speaker 1: we gather today six o'clock or so hm. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: With uh intentions of eye lightening, intentions of comma comma deicalness.
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  Speaker 1: We come to you with intention informatization. We are healed
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  Speaker 1: in the moaning time. In spite of the crisis that's
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  Speaker 1: going on around the world, we that are here are
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  Speaker 1: blessed and highly favored. Right, walking that walk, yeah, talking
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  Speaker 1: that talk yeah, and jay walking when I walked. Sermons
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  Speaker 1: ain't gotta have no meaning. They just got to sound
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  Speaker 1: like his wom I say, little bit hill, welcome or
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  Speaker 1: to the bad its moaning short you the lad I
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  Speaker 1: know there as others, but then his invitations. I know
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  Speaker 1: it's folks with reggio shows. Yeah, but they ain't got
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  Speaker 1: us on it. I know of some shows. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty good. My damn self a radio and I
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  Speaker 1: had turned to one station, Come on, I would pick
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  Speaker 1: the same one that you just picked. Yeah, I know
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  Speaker 1: your because I'm on it and you hear me. Like
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  Speaker 1: I said, other choices, But why make the wrong choice
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  Speaker 1: every day? That's right, that's right. I'm knowing that we
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  Speaker 1: are healed and they are there. Come on, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: let me introduce him to you. A man with a
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  Speaker 1: large note, great big old lips, bring yourself face has
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  Speaker 1: grown in with over the years. Mustache yea world famous
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  Speaker 1: true got more more credits. H than than Equifax. He
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  Speaker 1: he has told more jokes than these other radio shows
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  Speaker 1: have attempted. Yes, ain't nobody on any Morning Moon Funny
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  Speaker 1: didn't be And when I come back, I'm gonna introduce
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  Speaker 1: me to you and the rest of the Moaning crew.
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  Speaker 1: Then you standing by. But I then took off down
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  Speaker 1: the road of foolishness, and I didn't know how to
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  Speaker 1: get off. Sometime when you go down the road of foolishness,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't no exit. So we on the road and
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  Speaker 1: I'll be back at the bottom of the hour. In
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  Speaker 1: the name or Steve Harvin, Moaning Show. We'll be right back.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening right now. It's time for the nephew to
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back. My dog Apolo, my dog Apollo.
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  Speaker 1: That's my dog Apollo. Let's go count down. Hello? Hello? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Is this apartment A tenC? Yeah? This this atenc Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: my name Virgil? Uh? Who who is this right here?
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  Speaker 1: Who is who is it? You speaking to? Marcus? What's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Okay? Marcus, let me ask you something. Man. Y'all, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: y'all are messed up. Y'all, y'all didn't got Apolo arrested
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  Speaker 1: last night on some trumped up charges. Man, Hello, I'm
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  Speaker 1: lost here. What what what is this you're talking about?
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  Speaker 1: You got a polo arrested last night on some trumped
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  Speaker 1: up charges. Whoaoaoa whoa whoa whoa? You sure you died
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  Speaker 1: it right? Number man? No, man, y'all you and you
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  Speaker 1: and you and at you and a tenC ah yeah
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  Speaker 1: okay this atc no teena No. Now what is this about? Apolo?
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  Speaker 1: Who is Apolo? I don't I don't know what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about. You got, y'all got a polo arrested last
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  Speaker 1: night on some trumped up charges. You know not he
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  Speaker 1: down town and and and and and if there is
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  Speaker 1: somebody pressing charges. So now I got to figure out
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  Speaker 1: how we're gonna I'm gonna get Apolo out of jail.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, you come in and I need car to
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  Speaker 1: go down. Kyle ain't going in charge, so Apolo can
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  Speaker 1: come home. Suck the braids. Boss, Listen what you're saying now?
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  Speaker 1: You calling me about somebody that I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't even I don't know, No Apolo, you know
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  Speaker 1: your I apologize for your homeboy and and and everything
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  Speaker 1: that's going down, But I don't know nobody name Apollo.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't know. I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, y'all, y'all, y'all ain't called the police
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  Speaker 1: last night. Ain't nobody calling no police. You you ain't
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  Speaker 1: called You're gonna sit here in a line to me
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  Speaker 1: and tell me you ain't called no police last night.
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  Speaker 1: Let's take this back. Now. Now what's your name? Man?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Virgil. And now now how you come
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  Speaker 1: about getting my number? Don't wonder about how I got you? Know,
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  Speaker 1: my guy? Are you the one? I know? You the
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  Speaker 1: one got Apollo? A wrest on? These Trump charges don't work,
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  Speaker 1: not home. How do you know? How do you know
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  Speaker 1: where I live? Because I live a boy of you,
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  Speaker 1: I live in nineteen six, nineteen six, nineteen So or
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  Speaker 1: you're the one that got the louds barking dog all
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  Speaker 1: I don't he my dogs? Apolo, my god, Apollo. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you got me thinking that you're talking about some human being.
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  Speaker 1: You sitting here calling me about something animal, something arrested
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  Speaker 1: my dog last yeah, man, First of all, up charged
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  Speaker 1: na ever daily you press in charge? Hey, listen, my
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  Speaker 1: dog out of jail man. Every daily you need to
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  Speaker 1: listen to what you're talking about, man? You calling me
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  Speaker 1: about some animal. Listen, we called the front desks people
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  Speaker 1: about disturbance. Every time we look around, we hear your dog.
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  Speaker 1: So you might need it to take it over with
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  Speaker 1: whoever that's in charge with the apartment complex, because that's
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  Speaker 1: who we inform about your loud dog. And now you
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  Speaker 1: know you calling me. How you got my numb I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, but you need to check this out and
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  Speaker 1: and talk with the people that's in charge of the
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  Speaker 1: apartment complex. I'm taking it up with the person that
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  Speaker 1: the file to complaint and got my dog arrested last night.
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  Speaker 1: Now my dog down now? Or some Trump really charge
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  Speaker 1: really really didn't even read We didn't read aparto his
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  Speaker 1: rights or nothing like that. Really, you really goncause listen
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  Speaker 1: to what you're saying. Hold our dogs, man, and it's
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  Speaker 1: all let's call for you. Man. I think you need
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  Speaker 1: to huh you need some counseling in something about because
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about the dog. How can a dog get arrested?
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  Speaker 1: You need to Uh, this is crazy. Listen. I I
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  Speaker 1: don't think we got anything else to talk about, man,
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  Speaker 1: because we got we got to talk about a polo. Man,
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  Speaker 1: How are you gonna go down and then get him
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  Speaker 1: out of jail, and you need to have him be
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  Speaker 1: here back to body this evening. I ain't even to
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  Speaker 1: go through this without my dog being here. This man
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  Speaker 1: sounds crazy. Maybe this man calling me about a dog
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  Speaker 1: being arrested, this is the dog that be walking. Here's
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  Speaker 1: a pomolo. Man. Apolo is a family member, and you
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  Speaker 1: haven't got him arrested. Man for for what? And man,
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  Speaker 1: why would you do something like that? Man? How about
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  Speaker 1: this you and that dog. Don't be calling me no
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  Speaker 1: more talking to me about some dog that I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no control over. You need to take this out
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  Speaker 1: with the police or whoever called. Ain't nobody calling the police.
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  Speaker 1: Did you just say a polo? Man? Listen? Did you
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  Speaker 1: just say that you heard what I said? Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hey man, I'm not trying to argue. Okay, look look,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's just let's just do this. Hell is it
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  Speaker 1: any way you could just come down there with me
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  Speaker 1: this evening and drop the charge. Come down, well, come
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  Speaker 1: to the police station. Man, Well, Polo went dog dog
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't listen? Listen, Okay, I'm not trying to hollow
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  Speaker 1: he down there on some Trump to him charge you
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  Speaker 1: came pick him out in a line up if you
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  Speaker 1: want follow clean, they got no problem. I can't. Man, Listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: do you really hear what you're saying now? I know
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  Speaker 1: they say, man, best friend is a dog, But you're
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: taking this a little bit too far now. You need
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  Speaker 1: to really listen to what you're talking about. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: have all this. What you got a problem with this
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  Speaker 1: at the front desk and the police if you got
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  Speaker 1: your dog just really don't make any sense right now
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  Speaker 1: to me. Now, I apologize once again about your dog,
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  Speaker 1: but I think we have our business finished, right man,
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  Speaker 1: because I tell you something. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this right here, okay, monkers, right yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you this. Here. You're trying to testify
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  Speaker 1: against trying to testify against against the polo and see whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But in the way you tell you listen, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you like this, you Apollo and anything else
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  Speaker 1: that you got to say about this situation. Right here.
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  Speaker 1: You found my number, You found you know where I live.
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  Speaker 1: You just come see me, you you really want that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to be through with this phone call. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'll tell you what. Let me
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  Speaker 1: say this right here. I'm gonna say this right here
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  Speaker 1: to you try to try to try to get on
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  Speaker 1: the stand and testify against Apolo, And I promise you dog,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have some problems on your hands. You listen,
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  Speaker 1: you really talk to some nonsense right now? Do you
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  Speaker 1: really hit what you're saying to me? Apolo is a dog?
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  Speaker 1: I know he a dog? He my dog? You know
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  Speaker 1: what I tell you? What? Hey, man, how did how
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  Speaker 1: did pretty little wife for you? Is doom? When't it
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  Speaker 1: be at home while you're gonna work all day? Just
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: say to me how he is that pretty little wife
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  Speaker 1: for you that be gone? That be at home? When
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna what's your what's your name? As told you
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  Speaker 1: my name? Version take this nineteen see where you are right?
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  Speaker 1: Please please believe that's where we're about to meet right now,
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  Speaker 1: because now in there can't come up here talking to
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  Speaker 1: me about my wife. So if it's any other dog
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  Speaker 1: you got up in the place, please believe that dog
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  Speaker 1: is gonna get stuck right along with your Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: got I got one more. You ain't to say to
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  Speaker 1: me because you ain't took get a little too far
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  Speaker 1: round with me and dog. Now you're trying to talk
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  Speaker 1: something funny. I know you got it. I know I'm ready. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Who else? Who else? You didn't do the dramatics? Ye? Wait,
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  Speaker 1: But you know the fool's hearts made of cell of fane.
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  Speaker 1: You can see through that when he had your loves
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  Speaker 1: a toe, give to give her toes to the fool
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  Speaker 1: who lets you go, who lets you go? You can't
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  Speaker 1: hurt you no more, no, no no to the fool
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  Speaker 1: that's fun. We got to keep that in the show.
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  Speaker 1: That's you're listening to show? All right, guys, here's a question,
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  Speaker 1: what product or what brand reminds you of your childhood home?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Here's an email from T from New Orleans.
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  Speaker 1: It says, Hey, morning, crew. Every time I see the
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  Speaker 1: Quaker oatmeal bottle the box, I think of my mom's
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  Speaker 1: house when I was a kid. She always had a
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  Speaker 1: box of it on top of our refrigerator. When I
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  Speaker 1: In fact, uh, he probably does right now with Brander product.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have ivory soap to take your bath? Die? Dial?
• 31:31
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  Speaker 1: me and my nephew got to ask whooping our life?
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  Speaker 1: One time, we feel that my mama had went on
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  Speaker 1: and we found it on the back of the door.
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  Speaker 1: We'd always wondered what it was, so we put water
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  Speaker 1: water squeezed through them little holes on that white til
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  Speaker 1: so were chasing each other around the house, water urting
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  Speaker 1: each other. Okay, Then he filled up the bag and
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  Speaker 1: it was my time to have it. And then he
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  Speaker 1: had it under his arm. My mama came in that house.
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  Speaker 1: My mama said, it's all this vinegar him. Now we
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  Speaker 1: didn't even know. We didn't know nothing about no vinegar smell.
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  Speaker 1: She said, what is all this vinegar? I smelled in
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: this house? Now we're sawing out. Oh that ain't not cool.
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  Speaker 1: We were squirting water. Well, we sat there. My mama
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  Speaker 1: so we didn't even know why we got beat. And
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: then my brother was talking to us. Hey, man, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you something, Steve. What is in that
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  Speaker 1: grandmama was walla battle? Baby said, nah, we was playing
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  Speaker 1: water gun with it. He said, boy, you know what
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  Speaker 1: that act right back? Yeah, I don't know what it is.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: He said, that's a lady's bag. And then I said,
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  Speaker 1: I don't but what what? Because I was clueless what
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  Speaker 1: you mean it's a lady's bag. That's a douche bag.
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  Speaker 1: Still I'm clueless, boy, because my damn brother told me
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  Speaker 1: what that bag was. Man, I shooting water in my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fired full, I asked. I got the bag under
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  Speaker 1: my arm, wide over down. That's when I said, that's
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  Speaker 1: when I first found out water a little tangy. Now,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, because you know, because you know they
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  Speaker 1: had no idea. All right, we're moving on. Thank you.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right, Steve, We're gonna try
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  Speaker 1: to make people laugh during this segment with another quick
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  Speaker 1: fast round of asked the clo uh, please submit your
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  Speaker 1: laughter answers or help people give it to me? Now? Well?
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  Speaker 1: asking you what you already know how to? Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: one is Lisa in Oklahoma. I'm a twenty three year
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  Speaker 1: old woman. I recently got married a week after my
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  Speaker 1: virtual college graduation. My husband and I were virgins when
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  Speaker 1: just have one problem. My husband loves to have sex
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  Speaker 1: early in the morning. That was great during quarantine, but
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  Speaker 1: now I'm back at work and the sex makes me
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  Speaker 1: late for work. I heard about doing quickies, but my
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  Speaker 1: husband can't do those. I'm new to all of this,
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  Speaker 1: so how do I tell him know when he wants
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  Speaker 1: sex in the morning. He don't really want sex in
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  Speaker 1: It happened. We just up. We are, we are, you are,
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  Speaker 1: I'm we are what we're gonna do? And he don't
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  Speaker 1: really want sex. He don't know yet because if you
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  Speaker 1: say he was a virgin, which happened twenty three. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he wouldn't. But anyway, up up? What boy listening to me?
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  Speaker 1: That ain't that ain't no problem. Y'all having sex and
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  Speaker 1: can't go to work on time? That ain't no damn problem.
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  Speaker 1: She twenty three? That ain't no problem. Say no, it's
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  Speaker 1: your body? What is? We're tripping phone? He but he
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  Speaker 1: trying to morning occurrence that happens with men up to
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  Speaker 1: a certain age, and he can't help it. Just get
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  Speaker 1: your ass up, foe, heat up and go to work.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna lose your job before up? All right in Atlanta,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: says I'm a twenty nine year old female. My boyfriend
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: is thirty two. We've been together three years. He's changed
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  Speaker 1: over the years, and it's a lot less sociable now. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: He says he's in love with me, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: feel it. I post pictures of us on my social
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  Speaker 1: media pages, but he won't post any pictures of me
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  Speaker 1: on or us on his page. He told me he
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: keeps his private life private, but if he hangs out
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: with his female friends, he posts group pictures of them.
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  Speaker 1: Am I being too patty? Or do you think he
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  Speaker 1: has something to hide? Yeah? He don't care for you
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: no more, damn it. He's changed his attitude and change.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: He don't care for you. And he got female friends
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: he posted. But there ain't no pictures of you. Do
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: the math one and one is two. You ain't in
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: nothing but choke picture. That's one. He and all his
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: girlfriends pictures. And why do he hair girl friends? All right,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: you're listening, all right, Steve, our very own Jay Anthony
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Brown is always here with the foolishness. Can count on him.
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  Speaker 1: He's got details on his brand new book, tell us
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  Speaker 1: about it. Just finished my new book, Steve, and it's
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  Speaker 1: called one hundred and one Ways to Start an argument. Um.
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  Speaker 1: Several chapters in the book. Um chapter one. You know,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: laugh on the phone for no reason, just just laugh. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it would start an argument. This is h Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Chapter Chapter seven is a real good chapter.
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  Speaker 1: Take a shower in the middle of the day, just
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  Speaker 1: to showering. Yeah, where you going? Just showering? That's on Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: This is a good one for Sunday. Say say I'm
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  Speaker 1: say he's Ways to start an argument, Yeah, put an
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  Speaker 1: empty bag in the closet and just walk away. Just
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  Speaker 1: put it up there and just walk away. Yeah, once that,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry about that. Don't go up there. Don't go
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  Speaker 1: up there. What you mean, don't go up there? Don't
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  Speaker 1: go up there? All right, Ways to start the arguments
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  Speaker 1: Say this phrase right here, This really words say I'll
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  Speaker 1: be right back. Yeah, and leave, just leave, just leave
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  Speaker 1: where are you going? I'll be right back. Don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about where I'm going. I'll be right back. You mean,
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  Speaker 1: don't weary body? Yeah, just walk out of here. You
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: you just praise right here on the phone. This really
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: gets an argument. Say good job, Beckett, I'll see you
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  Speaker 1: to marrow. Hang up the phone. Backy with the good hair?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Why the hell you got to encourage Becky? Good job Becket?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Where she do so bad? Your black starts to be
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  Speaker 1: commenting on it? This book How to start an argument?
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  Speaker 1: Ask your mate, your lady, when's where's your friend coming?
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  Speaker 1: Over the end? You know she's been over. I wish
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  Speaker 1: she'd come here. Oh oh no, yeah, that started argument
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  Speaker 1: right off the Yeah, he's a pretty good jay argument. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she want to go to. You say, oh, I seen
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  Speaker 1: it already. I see Oh you're you're going the movies? Now, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've seen that. Well let's go. I've seen that. I've
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  Speaker 1: seen it. I seen it. Here's another one. There's another one.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Ways to start an argument you own the phone and
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  Speaker 1: you laugh real damn loud, and then you stop whisping.
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  Speaker 1: And this is why he's divorced. Jay, you know how
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  Speaker 1: to run somebody off? Can I get you? Give me one?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Give me one. I put it in the book. Buy
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: your wife some running shoes that far? Yeah? Man, yeah,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: by some running shoes that yeah. All of a sudden,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, in the middle of the day,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: you put on a clean shirt. You woke up in
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: one shirt, put on another. What you change your shirts for?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Can I just put on a new shirt? No? No,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: you cannot. What was wrong with a Can just go
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  Speaker 1: in the book? Jay? Can I just had one moment?
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  Speaker 1: Last one moment? Yeah? Play to start an argument in
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: your house, guarantee? Come on, what come in from work
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: and pull your pants off and ain't got no draws?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: All right? Thanks? Jay and Steve? You just command you
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  Speaker 1: up next with today frank phone. Right after this you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: subject he stole my heart and a few other things. Okay, first,
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  Speaker 1: too much. It's getting married, you know what, cat do?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Let's run that thing. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach mister. Yes, hey, mister, how you doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying. Let me let me make you I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: the right person. Your daughter is Crystal. Yes, okay, cool, yo,
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  Speaker 1: I got the right person. Hey listen. Oh well, I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do mister Richards's call and introduce myself to
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  Speaker 1: you and let you know who I was. My name
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: is Jeff, Jeff, and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: you know, pretty much like the last five or six months,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to um, let you know that I'm
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: very very interested in you. And I know this kind
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: of crazy for you to get a phone call for
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: me when I'm very interested in Crystal right now. And
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I wanted to, you know, I just wanted to do
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: the man thing and just reach out to your man
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: and say I'm really interested in in, uh in marrying
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: your daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: what what? What again? My name is Jeff, Jeff. Okay, Jeff, Jeff, listen.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: never ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that's about. But it's been like
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: about five close to six months that me and Crystal
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: being you know, going out, you know, up here at
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: the school. But what I wanted to do is tell
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: you that I really really, really really like Crystal man,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in man and Crystal. You know,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I want, I really do want Christa to be my wife. Well,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I again, I've never heard of you before, and my
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: anybody right now. My daughter is in grad school. I
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: understand that. And you know we you know it's been
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: you know, we've been you know, a little back and
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• 48:06
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• 48:08
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  Speaker 1: to talk to you, buddy. What I need to do
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: is I need to talk to Crystals. Get to the
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  Speaker 1: bottom of this. That's what the hell I need to do. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: And I understand that miss you was probably gonna I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to and I ain't got no problem
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• 48:23
  Speaker 1: that man live ain't got no limit. Man. It's just
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: something that album Crystal Love Me, I love huh and
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• 48:53
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• 48:55
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• 48:58
  Speaker 1: the hell you mean a second time? I got kids already.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is it didn't work out
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: with me on the first time. What I wanted to do, Man,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: it just called you. It's solidified the culinary experienced got
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: just doing. Dude, What the hell is you talking about it? Look? Look, look, look, look,
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• 49:19
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• 49:22
  Speaker 1: because yo, man, I'm not even trying to have this
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: conversation with you and I, mister Paris, I understand all that.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. What I want to say
• 49:30
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• 49:33
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• 49:35
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• 49:39
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• 49:50
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• 49:58
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• 50:02
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• 50:04
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• 50:15
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• 50:21
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• 50:29
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  Speaker 1: a few other things. He stole my heart and a
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  Speaker 1: few other things. We're gonna get into it, Steve and
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I you're gonna steal, though, Shirley. If you're gonna steal,
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• 53:33
  Speaker 1: It is the strawberry letter, Thank you nephews, subject he
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  Speaker 1: stole my heart and a few other things. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: A while back, I met a man on a dating
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: app and it was supposed to be just a one
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: night stand. He came over and we had the most
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: explosive sex. After that, we talked all night. He lives
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: out of town, and when he got back home, we
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: talked daily and spend hours getting to know each other.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: He came back to visit me because he was dying
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: to have sex with me. We admitted that we were
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: catching feelings. After he left, I noticed that he changed
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: If I missed his call, he called me back to
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: back until I answered. It was so sweet, but I
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: kept reassuring him that I wasn't cheating. He came to
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: visit again, and this time he brought some of his
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: clothes and a few personal things to leave at my house.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: This made me so happy, because admit we were an
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: official couple. Whenever we got into arguments, he jokingly say,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: don't make me pop up to see what you're doing.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I never thought he would do it, but he did.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: One Saturday, I volunteered to feed the homeless, and I
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: couldn't use my phone while I was serving due to
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: the COVID nineteen guidelines. At the place, I went for
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: four hours without answering my man's calls and he lost it.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: When I got home, he had kicked my door in
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: and he left me a note. I discovered that he
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: took all of his clothes, and he also took my
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: forty two inch TV, two lamps, some of my shoes,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: some frozen steaks, and the microwave. It was so random,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: since he has never bought me anything. I called to
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: beg him to come back, but he said it's over
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: and he never wants to see me again. How can
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I get this man to see that I would never
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: cheat on him? How can I fix this? Okay, I'm
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: gonna read your words back to you and see if
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: this sparks anything in your brain. You say, when I
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: got home, he had kicked my door in. He'd left
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: me a note. I discovered he took all of my clothes,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: and he also took my two inch TV to lamp,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: some of my shoes, some frozen steaks, and the microwave. Okay,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: does that sound crazy to you? I mean, doesn't that
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: sound a little crazy? It does? To me, I'm sure
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: it does to Steve and to everyone else listening. So
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: why why would you want this ignorant man back in
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: your life? I mean, honestly, it sounds scary. I mean,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: who does this? He sounds like some kind of psychopath
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: To me, I just say, consider yourself blessed that that's all.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: He took the TV in the microwave and some shoes,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: and I really don't get the stakes part anyway. He
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: sounds violent, he sounds controlling, he sounds possessive. To me,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad. I'm really glad you weren't in the
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: house because I think he would have put his hands
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: on you. I really do. And it's really a shame
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I think that I have to tell you this. It
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: really pains me, honestly, because you gotta know, you need
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: to know this, that you shouldn't be so desperate that
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: you would think that you would have to beg this
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: man to come back to you to do what I mean,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: let him go, please, girl, you gotta let him go,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: and don't ever invite him back to your house. I mean,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: he tried to to destroy your house. He kicked the
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: door in. Come on, he's a thief. Remember that, Please
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: don't forget that. Let's be clear, this man sounds very unstable.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I think you need to run and run quickly and
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: get away from him. Steve Well, good letters, Shirley. I
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: see a little something else in here that I probably
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: need to go over and cover. Yes, oh, metis man
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: on this day. Now, this way went wrong. It was
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: supposed to be a one night stand, just a hit it,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: quit it, sock it, knock it, throw it, catch it.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: He came over and we had, in your words, the
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: most explosive sex. Now, let me show you what happens
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: after you have explosive sex. Y'all talk daily, spend hours
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: getting to know each other. Came back to visit because
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: he was dying to have sex with me again. You
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: know why, because it was explosive. We admitted we was
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: catching feelings. He left and I noticed he changed. If
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I missed his calls, he would call me back to
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: back to back. You know why, because y'all had explosive sex.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Explosive sex will make you call back to back to
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: back to back. Damn it. Answer me. If you had
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: just had regular sex, none of this would be happening
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, you thought It was so sweet, didn't you.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I kept with shooting him. I wasn't cheating. He came
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: to visit again, and this time he bought some clothes
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: with him and a few personal things and leaving my house.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: You know why, because y'all was down there, having exploding sex,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: just blowing a spoon, just blowing up stove, snatching pigs
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: after nags, dropping it on the side of the bed.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: This made me happy. It made you think he was
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: an official couple. Whenever we got in the arguments, he
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: jokingly safe, don't make me pop up, see what you're doing.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: You know why, man, Just pop up, because y'all head
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: explosive sex, explosive. This your whole damn problem. That all explosive.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Hold on, Steve, we'll have per two of your response
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: coming up twenty three minutes after the hour of today's subject,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: he Stole My Heart and a few other things. We'll
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening Steven
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: every morning show. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letters subject He Stole My Heart and a
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: few other things. Met a man on a day nap,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: hooked up with him. Posted to be a one night
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: stand end up having the most explosive sex ever. He
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: called every day because you was having explosive sex. He
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: came back because he missed you so much. Because y'all
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: was having explosive sex. He admitted that he wanted you.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Y'all had sex. I missed his called. He called back
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: to back to back because y'all was having explosive sex.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: You thought it was sweet. And then he came to visit.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: He bought some clothes and left some personal things at
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: the house. That's so he can just have a shirt
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: over that because you don't. After you have explosive sex,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: you need to have a change a clue explosive sex
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: and put them same draws on you explosive six. You
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: gotta change your side see explosive sex different. Your belt
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: probably don't fasten no more. You need a set of clothes,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: shoe strings and came all out your shoes. Because y'all
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: have an explosive sex. You open the doors. He diving
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: across the porch. Then when y'all have an arguments, he say,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: don't make me pop up and see what you're doing.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I never thought he'd do it, but he did. You
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: down there trying to feed the homeless. You volunteer to
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: feed him, and you can't use your phone while you're
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: serving because you're different food due to the COVID guidelines.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: You went four hours without answering your man's car and
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: dog go on it. He lost it. You know why
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: he lost it because he was looking. But that explosive
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: to six. It was not on the phone when I
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: got home. He didn't kicked doe in and left you
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: a note. But you discovered he took all his clothes,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: took your forty two inch TV, two lamps, some of
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: your shoes, some frozen steaks, and the microwave. Now, after
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: he did all that, this is what you said. It
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: was so random since he never bought me anything. He
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: didn't buy me, no shoeses a, no microwave, and just
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: taking TVs down off the wall. I don't understand he
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: didn't buy none of that stuff. That was your statement
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: after that. Then right after that, you said I called
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: to beg him back. Let's park this letter for a minute.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? See, maybe this explosive sex
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: wasn't just having him do ignorant mess. It's got you
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: doing ignorant mess too. So a man kick your dough in,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: leave you a note, took his clothes, your forty two
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: inch TV, two lamps, some of your shoes, some steaks
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: in the microwave, and you begged him to come back.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: What did he miss something? Baby? You got to come back.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you left all this chicken in this
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: freezing How can I get this man to see that
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I would never cheat on him? Wait a minute, Shirley
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: had just right, What are you talking about? Why are
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: you concerned with getting him back and trying to prove
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: to this man that you didn't cheat. He kicked your
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: dough in? Yes, come on, he took a flash grow
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: You're not how hard he had? Take a far to
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: two inch TV awful wall, put it in your car
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: with your shoes. Oh damn microwave? How did he get
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: that microwave? About that wall? Can I ask you something? Huh?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Why did he take frozen steaks? So because he had
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: to drive home? They keep better? Oh so you know,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: take that out tofrigerator. He'd be small. It's hot. He
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: put him in a trunk back that that engine, that
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: engine kicking off heat off that muffler, okay, and it'll
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: be spall by the time he get home. Okay, I
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: didn't get it. Okay, and then you know he probably
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: stay out of town because they met on the ALM. Yeah,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: he spent and they talked daily, and he came back
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: to visits. He came back to visit me from out
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: of time. He didn't come over, he came back to visit.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: He stay out of town. So you still frozen states
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: because they keep on the highway. You know what, I'm
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: not thank you for bringing it. Yeah, I appreciate it.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: So you got to think this thing out. You don't
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: when you fit to go back home, you got drive
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: awhile you don't take an out refrigerator. That's passion. You
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: get it frozen so it can last. I don't know
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: why I would not want to see him again, all
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: having all this exploding sex and he he's still is
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: stuffing it. He didn't explode it so good. I don't
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: even know. He's still is stuff to kick the whole
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Damn dough. And you ain't got a lock no more.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: You ain't that trying to go to bed to night.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: You don't leave some cardboard up get showed, dough. That's crazy.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: How can I fix this? What did you do wrong
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: because I'm looking in the letter. I'm trying to figure
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: out what you did wrong? Lady, lady, what's wrong with you?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Don't you? You are what's called from don't get on
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: this explosive sense and get yourself hurt. Something wrong with
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: him from you? Don't answer the phone. He kicked a
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: doe in the stars stilling and she just matter but
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: the whole damn doughe when you kick the doe in dog,
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  Speaker 1: you know how hard he is kick a dough in man.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Everybody can't do it. So yeah, all right, thank you Steve.
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  Speaker 1: to the stew All right, guys, it is time Steve
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: for comedy roulette. You're ready. Jay explained it again. Let
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  Speaker 1: me break this down. Comment very simple, give us five subjects.
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  Speaker 1: Put them on a wheel. Yeah, spun the wheel. We stop. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: spun spun it around as in to be spunt around
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  Speaker 1: as in spin that's totally different. Red. Spun it around. Stop,
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  Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing. Here we go. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Number one. Things you say to yourself when you're mad
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  Speaker 1: at someone. Number two, you know it's time to go
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  Speaker 1: to the store. When dot dot dot. Number three stuff
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  Speaker 1: you don't like to watch, but you watch it anyway
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  Speaker 1: to keep them happy. You know we all know about
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  Speaker 1: that or him. Whatever. Come on, let's go cat, let's
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  Speaker 1: be Jesus. Whoa it came on? Number one. Things you
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  Speaker 1: say to yourself when you're mad at someone. Say to
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  Speaker 1: yourself when you're mad at someone, I canna. Here's some
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  Speaker 1: things you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let it go this time, but the next
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  Speaker 1: damn time. Oh, it's gonna be hell. Hell, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be hell. This is when I always say to myself
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  Speaker 1: when I'm mad at other people. I'm trying not to
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  Speaker 1: go jail. I'm doing my best. You say, I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: my best. Right now, I'm trying not to go to Jake.
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  Speaker 1: You're really mad, No, now you're mad court dates everything, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, you know what? That's all right? Drink
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  Speaker 1: that water, then I put up in that drink that
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  Speaker 1: drink that something that all right. Things you say to
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  Speaker 1: yourself when you're mad at someone. Steve better go head on,
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  Speaker 1: You better go head on. Now. This is black, that's
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  Speaker 1: all it is. God thing you say to yourself when
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  Speaker 1: you're mad at somebody. Lord, please work with me, Jesus, please, Father, Father,
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  Speaker 1: take me down so I don't kill us. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I always say that I'm always mad. Somebody's just something
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  Speaker 1: you said before. Do somebody always? That's why your ass broke. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Now that hurt, Junior, that hurts, but you say it
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  Speaker 1: to yourself. Yeah, show glad that ain't my bag. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Show. The guys are here. They're gonna
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: break down. You know you've had good sex when dot
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: dot dot I'm gonna do a couple and then I
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: know the guy's gonna jump in. I know a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people have been getting used to one another, rested
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  Speaker 1: damn them so that they've been thrown down some good loving.
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  Speaker 1: You know you have had some good sex when you
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  Speaker 1: wake up with one sock on you like, damn hell,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: what the hell happened? Where's my sock? There's another one.
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  Speaker 1: You know you've had some good ass loving when both
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: of y'all wake up between the two mattresses, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the mattresses on the top. I got two more, I
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: got two more got you know, just for the men,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Just for the men. You have had some good a loving.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: When you wake up you look in the mirror and
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  Speaker 1: you got on her eyelash like, damn, this was good
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  Speaker 1: boy good Yeah, I got woman, I got woman. Yea right,
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  Speaker 1: you know you have had some good loving, good ass loving.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: When you wake up and both of y'all is at
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: the bottom of the bed like, how to hell? What is?
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  Speaker 1: I know? You got one? Anybody got one? Job and
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: bring it, bring it, bring it? You have? You know
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  Speaker 1: you had some good love it when you knock all
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: her medicals, medication off the night's thing. It's all the
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: pills is everywhere. We don't know which one to take.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it when you got you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know when you have some good loving and you
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  Speaker 1: just look at her and say, what your mom man?
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  Speaker 1: What generational love it my back? You know you know
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  Speaker 1: you didn't have some good loving when you wake up
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  Speaker 1: the next morning and call into work and you your
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  Speaker 1: job ain't been open. I ain't gonna make it a day,
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  Speaker 1: all right? You know, no, you have had some good
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  Speaker 1: loving when you wake up and there's a hot blue
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  Speaker 1: gun in your hand and it's still on, like what
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  Speaker 1: day he blu. You know you had some good sex
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  Speaker 1: when you kick over candle in the middle of sex
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  Speaker 1: and y'all turn into fire fighter. Alright, alright, alright. You
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  Speaker 1: know you had some good loving when you in the
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  Speaker 1: middle love it and look hooey in my eyes and said,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna buy you some money. I
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: got god, I'm gonna buy you some money, ain't me.
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  Speaker 1: You know you didn't have some good loving when both
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: of y'all jump up and start washing your hands and
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: it ain't got nothing to do with corona. I got
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  Speaker 1: one more. I got one more, and then you close
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  Speaker 1: that one more. You know you have had some good
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  Speaker 1: loving when you wake up and there's a happy face
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: on your ass. You like load it out, Steve, loaded out. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You know you didn't have some good loving when the
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: family is down there having breakfast doing quarantine and you
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: and your wife looking at the kids and go, what
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: y'all looking at us for? We're looking at off grown folks?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up next here right after this, you're
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: listening to how many friends do you guys have? I'm
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: not talking about social media friends. I'm talking about real friends. Now.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: According to a new survey, the average American has about
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: sixteen friends. Of these sixteen friends, yeah yeah, this got
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: no damn sixteen s. This is according to a new survey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and they say of these they say, of
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: these sixteen friends, three were described as friends for life,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: five were people they really liked and would hang out
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: with one on one, and the other eight were people
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  Speaker 1: the respondent said they liked but would not spend time
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  Speaker 1: with them one on one. The survey also found that
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  Speaker 1: the average American adult has made a new friend hasn't
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: made a new friend in five years. Because, Steve, I
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you. It begs the question, how many friends
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: real friends do you have? Sixteen or less? Probably got five? Five?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: You can kind them on one hand? Friends, Yeah, I'm
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: talking about ride or die. Don't give a damn. Let's
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: go top five. Yeah, I'm talking about whell with it?
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  Speaker 1: Five maybe or to make new friends at the and
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: I ain't made a friend in five years? How well?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: At work? At work, Steve, that's where you are all
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: the time. How many friends you got Tommy. I always
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: say three conversation when we come back. Three and you
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: playing spades. All right, we'll be back. We'll pick this
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: conversation up when when we come back at thirty three
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: after the hour. You're listening to show, All right, Steve,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: we were talking about how many friends do we have.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: There's a new survey and it says that the average
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: American has about sixteen friends. Of those sixteen, it's impossible. Well, well,
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  Speaker 1: this is how they break it down. Three were described
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: as friends for life, three you have for life. Five
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  Speaker 1: were people you really liked and you would hang out
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: with one on one, and then the other eight were
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: people the respondents said they liked, but they wouldn't spend
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: time with them one on one. And that's not your friend. Yeah,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: that's you wouldn't consider that. People you really like don't
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: necessarily mean that your friends. Yeah, that's true as well. Yeah,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: and then they say, the average American adult hasn't made
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: a new friend in five years. And you know why,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: you don't have time to learn nobody else didn't learn you. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And there's a there's a trust factor. Yeah, say something
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: that right, I can't believe. Yeah, you get quiet I
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: noticed you get quiet, but it was right you at
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  Speaker 1: some point. Yeah, you ain't got damn to learn nobody name.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: But it sounds like with us, this group right here,
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  Speaker 1: we don't use that term loosely, like when I call
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  Speaker 1: you a friend. Yeah, come on, yeah, yeah, I can
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  Speaker 1: count on you no matter what. Yeah, that's it's five
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  Speaker 1: of them dudes in my world. I'm sixty two years old,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: and it's about loyalty too. It's and and and my
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: good ones didn't die. Yeah that's what's cold. But you know, look,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: I know, like my friends for life, Butcher Ricardo, So
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: you know, you look at Butcher Icardo. I've been friends
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: with Manny since I was four. My best friend from
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: from college is marvel Is Marven Horn. We steal boys
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: the ride doc. I'm talking about Biggie Wig, Okay and
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Blue I'm talking man, dudes that to walk off the
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: edge for you. Yeah yeah, Biggie Wig and Blue Prue.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah they walk off the edge for you. Man. Yeah,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: that ain't no lie. Rickie Lewis Gould ask brother to man.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: But I got dude friend that I called, like like
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Steve Perry, doctor doctor Perry. Oh this is my dude, man,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: he could he climb down and hold it. Yeah, what
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: do you call that group? That's after friends? But they
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: still cool with you, you know what I'm saying. But
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: you're not in that top, you're not in that five.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Well maybe it's levels of friends. Yeah, I think right,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: I think that. I think that, And that's what they
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: were saying. Uh. Some people are with you ride or die,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: and then others are I know, spend time with them
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: one on one. You know, Yeah, I think they're different
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: levels of friendship because I mean, you know, I call
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: them like New York like short for New York, a
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: n y K. That's what I call. Just put him
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: in the n y K group like New York. I
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: know what he's saying, nyk um. All right, Well we'll
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Harvey Morning Show, I know,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: coming up at forty nine after some closing remarks coming
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: up as well. Right after this you're listening to all right, Steve,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: last break of the day, please leave us with some
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: closing remarks like only you can. This is to help
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: you make ready for your blessings. Now, what I'm gonna
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: give you is gonna be hard for most people to do.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: I already know that it was difficult for me to do.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: But a very very wealthy person taught this to me.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't think much of it until I did it,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: and boil boil, boy, did it help make room for
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: what God had for me? Not only that it freed
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: me up. And I'll tell you what this very very
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: successful people person told me. If I told you his name,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: you probably wouldn't know him. He's not famous. He's just
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: extremely wealthy. And when I tell you extremely wealthy, I
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: mean it. But if I said his name, you wouldn't
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: even notice guy. If I showed you a picture of him,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: the average person wouldn't even know who he was. But
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: he taught this to me. He said, in your journey,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: if you want to really clear the slate, get a
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: fresh start, and prepare yourself to receive what all God
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: has for you, you have to take inventory of the
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: people in your life. And when you take this inventory,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: you are going to have to act as though you
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: are a gardener. You are a gardener with a grove,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: and your grove is your life. The things you want
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: to bear fruit from God your trees. You want apples
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: this season, you want lemons, you want grape fruit. You
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: won't peaches, you won't pass plums. You've got to take
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: care of your archerd. In order to take care of
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: your archerd. I notice you've all noticed that from time
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: to time you see the gardeners outside pruning trees. They
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: cutting them back, They're clipping dead ends off. You know why,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: because that maximizes the growth of the good and the tree.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: If you take the dead, unnecessary branches off, the withering ends,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: it allows for the tree to bear more fruit. So, Steve,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: how do you take inventory of people? This is what
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: he taught me. He said, you have three kinds of
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: people in your life. He said, you have people who
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: approach you with nothing but bad news. All of us
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: know them. Everybody has somebody that walks up to them
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: and every time they start talking something wrong, or every
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: time they give you a phone call, they you bad news.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: And the bad news don't just be about them, They
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: bring you bad news about you. Did you hear that
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: though they were saying about you down here and you
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: just go mad. Have you ever had a person that
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: every time they came up to you, you just felt
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: dark because they just bought bad news. Those people that
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: you have in your life, you don't need them. I
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: want you to put go through your phone contacts and
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: everybody that is no good, that never moves your life forward,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: doesn't give you any helpful advice, doesn't help you aid
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: you in any way, has nothing but bad news and
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: want something for you. One side of friendships, I want
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: you to put a dot next to that contact name,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: a black dot. The next person you have in your
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: life are called sometimy people. They the fifty fifties in
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: your life. They cool over here as long as you're
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: doing this, but they're not cool over here. You can
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: take them here, but you can't take them there. You
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: can discuss this, but you can't bring up that. You
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: can lead them that way, but you can't show them
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: the other way. Sometimes they cool what you about stuff.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they ain't. Those are called sometimey people or what
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: we're gonna call fifty fifty people. Everybody got them in
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: their life. When you have a fifty fifty person, what
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: I want you to do is put an asterid by
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: their name that contact. Put in asterid, remember all the
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: bad news people that's always bringing you bad news in
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: darkness or black dot next to their name. The next
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: person is the fifty fifty person they sometimey they cool here,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: they ain't cool that put an asterisd by their name.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: The last person that you know are people who are
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: very supportive of you, people who are willing to pray
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: for you, people who always try to be uplifting, people
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: who when they got news for you, they try to
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: make it of the positive nature. A person who comes
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: to your aid and your rescue. A person that picks
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: up the phone just to see how you're doing, and
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: you bet not mention that something's wrong, because here they come.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: It's people in your life, man, that you don't even
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: have to talk when you're around them. You could just
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: sit and be steal and y'all just cool like that.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Everybody got that ride or die that I don't care
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: what you tell them. They don't pass judgment. They just
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: your friends. Well, when you have that person, and I'm
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be real honest with you, it ain't a whole
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: lot of them, I want you to put a check
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: by their name. So you got a black dot next
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: to the dark people who bring you none but bad news, negativity,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: something wrong. Every time you got an aster it by
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: the name of the people who are fifty fifty sometimey
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: people and you got to check by the people that's
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: always supported prayer for you good news. Now here's what
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: you do. I want you to take everybody with a
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: black dot next to their name, and everybody with an
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: asterisk next to their name, and I want you to
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: block them as your contact, block them out your phone,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: and block them from your email. If the family, block
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: them from your phone and block them from your email.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: All I want you to have is people who have
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: your phone number that have a check by your name.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: You're gonna lose a lot of people, but guess what,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: you're gonna gain a lot of ground. You don't have
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: no idea how much time you waste with people in
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: your life who are fifty to fifty and always got
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: bad news. If you eliminate them, you've cleaned house, Your
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: inventory is cleaned. You now have cleared room to receive
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: the blessings God have for you in this year. I
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: dare you to try it. It works. It sounds cruel,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: it sounds like it's hurtful, but man, if you want
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: to win, you gotta do it. Those are my closing remore.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: Drop it BA like that. That's a very real thing, y'all.
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