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Trapped In The Closet, 877-29-STEVE, Smart Toilet, Comedy Roulette and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all don't know y'all at all.
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  Speaker 1: So given a black million busy listening to.
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  Speaker 3: Joy, Yeah, Joy, you gotta do that.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 5: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: You have to turn the mouth, the turn you probably
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  Speaker 3: got to turn mouth, turn out the word the mon jo.
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  Speaker 4: Look, come.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, you'll think, uh huh, I shall will Good
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  Speaker 6: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig
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  Speaker 6: me now one it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay.
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  Speaker 6: I want to talk to you today about success. But
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  Speaker 6: I want to talk to you about it like I
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  Speaker 6: usually do in terms of a principle of it, but
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  Speaker 6: I want to share something with you about it. And
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  Speaker 6: I was talking to my daughter about it. I've talked
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  Speaker 6: about my son in law about it, talked about it
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  Speaker 6: with all my children, and I'm really starting to express
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  Speaker 6: it to them now because I'm talking to a wide
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  Speaker 6: range of people constantly. But I want to share something
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  Speaker 6: with you. If you have any aspiration of being successful,
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  Speaker 6: I want you to realize, starting right now, the effort
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  Speaker 6: that is going to require. And that's why I think
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  Speaker 6: it stops a lot of people. I think a lot
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  Speaker 6: of people are never told or don't understand the sheer
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  Speaker 6: effort that it takes to become successful at anything in
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  Speaker 6: any area of your life. If you think that doing
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  Speaker 6: your best is enough, that I got news for you.
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  Speaker 1: It's not. Well, Steve.
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  Speaker 6: What if you've done your best, though, and your best
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  Speaker 6: ain't good enough? Well, let me ask you that same question.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on.
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  Speaker 6: If you want to be successful and you've done your
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  Speaker 6: best and best isn't good enough? What you threw that's it.
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  Speaker 6: But Steve, it was my best. No, no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 6: It was the best you had at that time, in
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  Speaker 6: that particular day. But tomorrow adds something to it.
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  Speaker 1: You've never done everything.
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  Speaker 6: There is no you can't go no more, you can't
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  Speaker 6: add no more. I've seen marathon end up crawling across
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  Speaker 6: the line. I've seen triathlone people man just staggering in
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  Speaker 6: the street and didn't want nobody to help them because
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  Speaker 6: they knew they would disqualify them from the race. You
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  Speaker 6: got more? Have you ever dipped into your reserve tank?
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  Speaker 6: That's what we're talking about now. See all of us
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  Speaker 6: have a reserve tank, you know. On my ranch, I
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  Speaker 6: like to ride four wheelers. I have all terrain vehicles,
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  Speaker 6: and all of them have a gas tank on it
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  Speaker 6: and a gas tank and most of mine, let me
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  Speaker 6: see all of them. Yeah, all of them have gas
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  Speaker 6: tank needles on them, and it lets me know. When
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  Speaker 6: I get down towards eight, there's a little lane that's
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  Speaker 6: red that lets me know. Okay, Steve, you're in the
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  Speaker 6: danger zone. Now you're riding into the lowest part of
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  Speaker 6: your tank. But if I keep riding and I forget
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  Speaker 6: to get some gas in there, guess what when it
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  Speaker 6: runs out of gas.
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  Speaker 1: All of my.
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  Speaker 6: All terrain vehicle, all of them, Honda Polaris, all of them.
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  Speaker 6: Those are the makers. There's a button on the gas
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  Speaker 6: tank itself that I can click and it says reserve.
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  Speaker 1: That means they know.
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  Speaker 6: That for the hard core riders, they're gonna ride somewhere,
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  Speaker 6: they're gonna get themselves in a situation and they're gonna
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  Speaker 6: run out of everything. They're gonna run out of road,
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  Speaker 6: they're gonna run out of gas. They've prepared because they
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  Speaker 6: know for the hard core rider, every hard core rider
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  Speaker 6: needs a reserve tank. And so there's a button that
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  Speaker 6: you can click on the gas tank that clicks it
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  Speaker 6: into a reserve and it'll give you about fifty miles
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  Speaker 6: or twenty miles worth of gas in that Now, guess
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  Speaker 6: what in that reserve? That may be all you need
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  Speaker 6: to get you the where you're going, or get you
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  Speaker 6: back to safety so you can refuel. Don't tell me
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  Speaker 6: you've done your best. When your best, don't cut what
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  Speaker 6: you're gonna do. See when best is possible, then good
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  Speaker 6: enough ain't enough. See that's good enough. But if the
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  Speaker 6: best it is possible, why would you not shoot for that?
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  Speaker 6: And you you are all capable of making it. But
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  Speaker 6: you've got to change your mindset and realize the effort
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  Speaker 6: that has to be put forth in becoming successful. You've
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  Speaker 6: got to do it relentlessly, over and over and over
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  Speaker 6: and over and every day. I try to do something
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  Speaker 6: to progress my life for the better. I try to
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  Speaker 6: do something every day. I wake up every day with
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  Speaker 6: the plan. Some phone calls, some meetings, some some some
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  Speaker 6: some interviews.
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  Speaker 1: Something.
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  Speaker 6: Man, that's going to advance and move the brand forward.
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  Speaker 6: Because here's what's gonna happen. You are Let's say you
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  Speaker 6: reach your goal. Let's say your goal is to make
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  Speaker 6: now one hundred thousand dollars. Well, I got news for you.
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  Speaker 6: Listen to this. When you make the one hundred thousand dollars,
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  Speaker 6: you can't go nowhere and go on vacation and put
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  Speaker 6: your hand behind your head and say, I made one
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  Speaker 6: hundred thousand dollars. Guess what you got to do. You
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  Speaker 6: got to find a way now to maintain that one
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  Speaker 6: hundred thousand, to keep it coming in. See, you can't
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  Speaker 6: just get there and stop and rest and whoa. It
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  Speaker 6: is harder to maintain your success than it is to
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  Speaker 6: get successful.
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  Speaker 1: See. Let's say, let me show you this. Suppose it
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  Speaker 1: takes you.
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  Speaker 6: Five to eight years to find a way to make
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  Speaker 6: fifty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say it takes you.
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  Speaker 6: Five to eight years to find a way to make
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  Speaker 6: an extra fifty thousand dollars, and you finally, through work
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  Speaker 6: and effort, you get to the fifty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Math it's only just begun.
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  Speaker 6: Now because guess what, in order to keep the fifty
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  Speaker 6: coming in, you gotta duplicate what you did to get there.
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  Speaker 6: And then, oh, here's what you're going to have the
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  Speaker 6: audacity being a human being. You're gonna want another fifty
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  Speaker 6: because you're a human being, Because you gotta have something else.
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  Speaker 6: To shoot for Now you're gonna want another fifty. Well, now,
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  Speaker 6: I guess what you gotta do now, Now you gotta
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  Speaker 6: do what you did before. Fuck plus you gotta come
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  Speaker 6: up with something else. Then after that you're gonna have
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  Speaker 6: the audacity because you're human, You're gonna want another fifty.
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  Speaker 1: Says how this works?
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  Speaker 6: And see that that's the importance of your relationship with God,
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  Speaker 6: because you're gonna constantly need it. It ain't have a
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  Speaker 6: point where you're gonna be through needing it. But that
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  Speaker 6: ain't gonna become a point in your life where you're
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  Speaker 6: going through. Won't be through, won't nothing unless you then
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  Speaker 6: just gave up. And if you done gave up, who
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  Speaker 6: wants that? Come on, y'all, this is going to take
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  Speaker 6: quite a bit of effort, and if you think it'll
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  Speaker 6: come to you any other way, you're sadly mistaken. Because
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  Speaker 6: of all the successful people I know, I know that
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  Speaker 6: the effort they put out on a daily basis is daunting,
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  Speaker 6: and I think that the average person just doesn't understand
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  Speaker 6: the requirement of time and effort that it takes to
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  Speaker 6: get that and willingness to put it out. You got
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  Speaker 6: to cut a lot of monkey business out your life.
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  Speaker 6: All that hanging out, all that late and all that
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  Speaker 6: club and all that drinking, all that you gotta cut
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  Speaker 6: a whole lot of.
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  Speaker 1: Monkey business out to be successful.
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  Speaker 6: Man, If you're planning on being successful, get up early,
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  Speaker 6: stay up late, work, try, think, meet, greet, smile, attract.
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  Speaker 6: It takes a lot, let's go, but you can do it.
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  Speaker 6: God is pressed to passing out blessings all day long.
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  Speaker 6: Why are you not in line for yours? I'm telling
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  Speaker 6: you right now, I want everything God got for me
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  Speaker 6: because what he's shown.
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  Speaker 1: Me so far. Who if he got some moke man
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  Speaker 1: or man? How good is God? Huh?
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  Speaker 7: You're listening morning.
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  Speaker 1: Show ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show Man.
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  Speaker 1: Greatest Morning Showing Up.
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  Speaker 6: Today's a show is dedicated to all the bass fishermen
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  Speaker 6: in the world. Everybody that bass fish? What bass fish?
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  Speaker 6: Cropping fish, yes, sir, bucket sittles, brim sunfish them fish,
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  Speaker 6: lake fishers yes, lake fishes, baby, Yeah, I love lake fishers.
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  Speaker 1: Man. Fresh water well.
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  Speaker 6: O, don't deep sea another kind of fishing. We're not
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  Speaker 6: doing them yet. We got love for you, but we're
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  Speaker 6: walms and mintos. Look for them, hunt them down. Big
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  Speaker 6: mouth bass, small mouth bass, come.
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  Speaker 1: On board, pike, walleye. Let's do something.
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  Speaker 8: You eat them, You eat your catch.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, why know you.
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  Speaker 6: Well to catch your release on my rat except on Friday,
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  Speaker 6: on Fridays.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so then what you have to fill your pond
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  Speaker 2: your lake up again?
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  Speaker 1: No, not sure.
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  Speaker 6: They ain't not making babies now all the babies ain't
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  Speaker 6: gonna make it because big fish do eat little fish.
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  Speaker 1: Understand that. Now understand that. Oh yeah, catfish nature, Hey
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  Speaker 1: dog over here, But I'm a catfish.
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  Speaker 6: I want to that damn bass will suck you down.
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  Speaker 1: Man, That bass will do you.
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  Speaker 6: Man, that bass eat pretty much in a bass eat
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  Speaker 6: a small duck on the pond. Yeah, if it's if
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  Speaker 6: it's a big mouth bass.
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  Speaker 1: No, he won't eat eating.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, man, a baby dunk, a big a large,
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  Speaker 6: big mouth bath.
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  Speaker 1: He'll hit the duck. He'll eat a frog.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't nothing, is it anything? Go across that water man,
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  Speaker 6: You got movement, and he hungry. He's gonna swallow you
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  Speaker 6: don't chew, he just swallowed.
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  Speaker 1: Muscles. Do the red. You're gone you're gone.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, crickets bugs, man, you see them water bugs laying
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  Speaker 6: on top of the water. All of a sudden you
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  Speaker 6: hear when you hear that right there, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: He's gone. Surely that's not annoying. There's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: fish noise. You drinking.
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  Speaker 8: Seven where you still irritated by it though.
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  Speaker 1: It's you don't this is good.
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  Speaker 1: No, hell.
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  Speaker 2: What I don't need, no help me, man, Joe's let
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  Speaker 2: it be for me?
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  Speaker 1: Be right my joke?
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  Speaker 6: want any sound effects with your jokes?
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  Speaker 1: For sill?
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  Speaker 1: Work Go ahead, j coyote, there you go, junior. From
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: A big bath like you and June. You'll be right back,
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  Speaker 1: which some real funny right not to do?
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  Speaker 7: You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 2: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 2: frank back. Nephew, what you got for us today?
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  Speaker 1: Who may you?
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  Speaker 9: You?
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about me? All right? This is right here?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah it's Jean, I got your girl Jean, I got
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  Speaker 5: your girl cat dog. If you would, Hello speedy Jean,
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  Speaker 5: my name Vernon brother was playing what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: I need to holler at you for a minute, my man,
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  Speaker 1: about what. I want to holler at you about your wife.
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  Speaker 1: So you got a minute.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even know how to breakfae to your dog.
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  Speaker 5: I just want to be straight up with you, man.
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  Speaker 5: Me and your wife been kind of seeing each other,
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  Speaker 5: and really she wanted to let you go.
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  Speaker 1: But she ain't.
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  Speaker 5: You know, she really ain't got it, got it up
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  Speaker 5: in or to say she won't to let you go.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm coming to you like a man and letting
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  Speaker 5: you know. You know that she really wanted to shut
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  Speaker 5: it down with you. We've been seeing each other for
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  Speaker 5: a minute now.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know how well you know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just coming at you like a man, brother, trying
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  Speaker 5: to let you know she don't even really want you
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  Speaker 5: no more. You know, we don't talked about it, talked
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  Speaker 5: about it, and I'm just trying to get it all.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I'm tired. I'm tired of hide and with it.
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  Speaker 5: Really okay, okay, well you know it's a lot smoother
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  Speaker 5: than I expected.
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  Speaker 10: Player, man, it is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: It is what it is.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, long as long as you, long as you cool,
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  Speaker 5: I thought, you know, I just want to be a
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  Speaker 5: man called and how I let you?
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  Speaker 1: Let you know? Have you seen her today? And where
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  Speaker 1: are you from Jersey? I'm up around Newark.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean you said it's a lot smooth than
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  Speaker 10: you thought it was gonna be.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know, anytime something another man from the call,
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  Speaker 5: another man by his wife, I mean, yeah, you don't
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  Speaker 5: expect it to be nothing. You know, pretty simple, that's
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  Speaker 5: for sure. I didn't contemplate it a long time by
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  Speaker 5: calling you, so you know today I just said to
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  Speaker 5: hell with it.
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  Speaker 1: So I've been had your number. I had your number
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  Speaker 1: a long time.
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  Speaker 10: Sorry, Now you say you're looking, Uh, it's a lot
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  Speaker 10: smooth than you thought it was gonna be. It ain't
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  Speaker 10: that smooth. But you know you don't you know, like
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  Speaker 10: the thing is, you got one up on it because
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  Speaker 10: you know my information. Now I'll come for you.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, wait, wait, wait, hold up now good? You feel
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  Speaker 5: like hold up because you feel like you need to
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  Speaker 5: be looking for me or something. Brother, Look look at it.
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  Speaker 5: Let's check this out. This is a decision that the
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  Speaker 5: wife has made you understand what I'm saying. See, you
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  Speaker 5: have no reason to be mad at me about anything.
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  Speaker 5: You have no reason to be coming looking for me
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  Speaker 5: or any information on me, because see, when that happens,
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  Speaker 5: then it's gonna really get stinky up in here.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling you like a man. Brother.
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  Speaker 10: Trust me, Fan, it ain't nothing that I'm never worried about.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I'm just letting you know, man, I'm letting
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  Speaker 5: you know up front. She with me and her contemplated
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  Speaker 5: a long time. Yalla, YadA, So now you know here
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  Speaker 5: we are. So I said, you know, what the hell
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  Speaker 5: with it, I'm calling today, y'all.
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  Speaker 10: Should diet this on the phone together out of respect
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  Speaker 10: that both y'all a lot more.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, you know, and then you know, if that's
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  Speaker 5: what it's got to be, we be face to face together,
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  Speaker 5: whatever it's got to be.
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  Speaker 10: Man, So I prefer you know.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So, but let me ask you this, where is
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  Speaker 5: going there? Once we both staying flat footed and tell
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  Speaker 5: you how it.
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  Speaker 10: Is, then what I ain't gonna never be flat footed?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well flat footed upside down any way you want
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  Speaker 5: to look at it.
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  Speaker 1: Broh.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying not to get into this physical part, but
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  Speaker 5: it seemed like you leaning that way with me.
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  Speaker 10: It could be what up? You know, it could be
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  Speaker 10: on this side of the dirt on the other side.
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  Speaker 10: It don't make a difference.
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  Speaker 5: It never does, brother, It never does. When two bulls
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  Speaker 5: come together, one of them got to go down.
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  Speaker 10: Now, guess what we are doing? Too much talking? You
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  Speaker 10: got my information? Guess what now? I'm brot loaded one
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  Speaker 10: hundred for you.
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  Speaker 1: You lock and loaded.
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  Speaker 10: There's no need for you to say, there's no need
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  Speaker 10: for us to discuss anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, cool?
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  Speaker 5: You know matter while we're at it, Man, let me
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  Speaker 5: go and drop it all on you then, because it
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  Speaker 5: seemed like we need to go and get it all
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  Speaker 5: out the way.
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  Speaker 1: You cool. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: I think you need you know, matter of fact, if
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  Speaker 5: you want to just keep it all the way real,
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  Speaker 5: you might want to go take a blood test about
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  Speaker 5: Alana and make sure you to pop.
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  Speaker 1: But to that all right, feel me? Got it? So?
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  Speaker 5: Uh, I'm gonna have your wife get your call man,
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  Speaker 5: cause we didn't contemplate it too long at it's time.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, you do that. You know my information. Like I said,
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  Speaker 10: you you said enough, You hit enough bones there. Now
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  Speaker 10: I'm really older on a hunting for somebody. So you
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  Speaker 10: know what I mean, somebody got to go.
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  Speaker 1: What you mean? You what?
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  Speaker 5: What's all this? Somebody got to go? What you're saying,
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  Speaker 5: somebody got to go go? Like, okay, you're talking about
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  Speaker 5: either me or you. One of us got to go
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: because you saying the wrong thing. Cause what you must
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  Speaker 5: understand is if I've given you as much information as
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  Speaker 5: I already have, that means I have enough information to
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  Speaker 5: know where you are. Brother, you know nothing about me
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  Speaker 5: norway I reside. So if you're gonna talk about lock
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  Speaker 5: and load, then somebody got to go. Then you saying
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  Speaker 5: it to the wrong person. Cause I'm already up on
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  Speaker 5: you player.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta talk.
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  Speaker 10: First off, you ain't really annoyed because it got a
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  Speaker 10: country accent. So second off, like you're dealing with the
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  Speaker 10: real street. So however you want to have, you know
• 19:00
  Speaker 10: my informission Guess what, I don't residing the more I
• 19:03
  Speaker 10: ain't being no more.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Guess what?
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: Now you gotta start from scratch like me.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what here go to math man. You
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: ready for that? You ready for this math? You ready here?
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Go to math this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Morning Show.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: You've been pranked by your wife.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: I'm a killer, yeah black man till I boy, you
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: you kind of had me scared for a minute because
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: you really wasn't flinching. You whatever you eating over there,
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: you never did stop eating on it.
• 19:31
  Speaker 10: Oh, I ain't gonna stop eating. I'm gonna keep eating
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: every morning.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: What's the baddest radio morning show in the land.
• 19:39
  Speaker 10: Steve Harvey Show.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: There it is.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: That's a drop of stupid this morning. I'll be back
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: in another hour with some most stupid because that's how
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: I do it. You understand what I'm saying, right, Nephew,
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: tell me house part of comedy. Damn it is Buffalo,
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: New York. I am ready. I'm excited. It's going down
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: tickets and setting like crazy, and I appreciate y'all coming
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: to see you. Boy, straight out of council, y'all gotta
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: come see I got a whole lot to talk about.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Saturday, augusty thirty person, that is Labor Day weekend, The
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Nephew is coming to town. Tickets on sale right now.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: I will be at the Shade Performing Odd Center. Laying
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: in the cup the middle of theater. That's the middle
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: of field. That is in Augusta, Georgia. That is Friday,
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: September the sixth, Friday September the sixth. Takets on sale
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: right now. What's laying in the cut? I got one
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: motus landing in the cut. The Hymen Center, Hymen Center.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: That's Saturday, October twenty sixth, Nephew, tell me in friends,
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: that's Lafayette, Louisiana, right there, right in Lafayette, Louisiana, Lafayette.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: It's called the Hymen Center, the Hymen Center. Yes, yeah,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: thank you, Sheriff Strawberry.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: All right, nephew, coming up next and is ask the
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: clo or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey is in the
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: building right after this.
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: All right, guys, time now for us the clo.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: This one is from Cecil in Saginaw, Michigan. Cecil Rights.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I'm a seventy year old bachelor and I swore i'd
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: never get married, but now I'm in love with a
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: younger woman and she's threatening to leave me if I
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: don't get my act together. See, I have another problem too.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I have a very controlling daughter and she will be
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: wealthy after I pass away. She's my everything, and I
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: know she will fight over my assets, especially because she
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: thinks my girlfriend is only with me for the money.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: She suggested I get a prenup if I decide to
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: marry this woman.
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: What should I do?
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: CLO, Well, go on and get a prenup because on
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: how much younger this woman is.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: But if you seventy damned everybody you meet from.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: Younger as could be, that covers a wide range of people, cecil,
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: and so I'm most assuming all that she is quite younger,
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: and your daughter's a little bit aggravated by it, and
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: I think you can understand that.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: But your daughter is your everything.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: So if the woman really loves you for your love
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: and not for your money at this age difference, she
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: would understand that you want to leave everything to your child,
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: and so that makes sense. But she's threatening to leave
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: you if you don't get yourself together. How she wants
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: either one or two things. She wants you to get
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: your daughter under control, or she wants you to handle
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: your business and hand it over to her. Those are
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: the only two things I could think she's telling you
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: to get yourself together, she gonna leave you. And then
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: the words of someone. I don't know whether this phrase
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: came from, but the two words are by and Felicia,
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: and you can apply those. And because I'm pretty sure, yeah,
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: I understand that you got, you got, you can do
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: you could, you can get somebody else.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: All right, We're moving on. Tabitha and Philly says, I'm
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: a thirty four year old married woman and I need
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: your advice. My husband works downtown and I work from home.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: On Friday, I ran to the dry cleaners and I
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: saw my husband's car. I expected him to be in
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: the cleaners, but instead, his assistant was inside at the counter.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: She told she turned bright red when she saw me,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: and I told her to give me the car keys
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: and Colin Uber. My husband was very upset and asked
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: me to apologize to his assistant. I told him that
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: would never happen. Do you think I overreacted about this?
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: Well, you didn't know why the assistant had the car
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: down at the cleaners.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Was obviously to pick up some cleaning. I must assume me.
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: He wasn't down there. They wasn't at a hotel. He
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: gave it a car to go down there to pick
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: up his dry cleaning. You done came in all gangster,
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: get an uber, Give me the damn car keys. Now
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: you got what you wanted. You got the car keys.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: Now your husband on set. What did your husband do?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Well? You be scared to somebody wife walk in? You
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: got the keys? Yeah, sound like a white woman, right,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: like white woman. I'm telling you that.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: I know one thing she got asking that you uber.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: That wasn't no arguing about the keys. She had her
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: that kid and got right in it.
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: But you're saying you think the wife overreacted.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: I do, but I also understand her position. But she
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: jumped to the conclusion without note of the proof other
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: than she had the keys to the car.
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: She should apologize.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, all right, here we go.
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: It'll happen, right, yeah, all right?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Moving on. Molly in Tupelo, Mississippi, says, I'm a twenty
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: nine year old single mother and my boyfriend of five
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: years just moved in with a guy I slept with
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: last year. I slept with a guy while my boyfriend
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: was deployed last year. He works with a guy now
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: and they decided to be roommates so my boyfriend can
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: save up to buy a house. My boyfriend can't live
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: with me because my son's father won't allow it. Do
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I tell my boyfriend that I had sex with his roommate,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: or pray it never comes up?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Better, get to pray out.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: Don't walk that information in the door that you slept
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: with him while he was deployed.
• 25:50
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Listen to me.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: There's a saying that everything comes to light. That's not true.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: That's just not true.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: So don't start bringing everything to the light. Turn that
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: damn light off.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: Right sometimes sometimes in our lives, and all of us
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: have benefited from it. There's a thing that we all
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: been from benefit from called grace. And but by the grace, somehow,
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: some things are not allowed to be known about you,
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: and that's some grace and favor. You should be the
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: beneficiary of that as long as you can.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Don't walk nothing in there and tell it that they
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: And these are some famous words. Shut your damn mouth.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: I don't know who that quote is from, but shut
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: your damn mouth. It is one of my I don't
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: know who the tribute that to, but I love it.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Man, all right, all right here we go.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: All right, one last one, Shay, you have one?
• 27:16
  Speaker 11: No, I just I just wanted to add to what
• 27:19
  Speaker 11: he's saying about.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Shut your damn mount. It's very important.
• 27:23
  Speaker 11: If you have information that somebody doesn't know, don't give
• 27:26
  Speaker 11: it to them. Just willy nilly, What the hell would
• 27:29
  Speaker 11: you do that for? That is just stupid, That's all
• 27:33
  Speaker 11: I had to say.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: That's dumb as hell. They don't know you. I mean,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: they don't know and you're telling them. Damn, that's dumb.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: That is just dumb.
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: This is where we went through.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Many man, But why and who all deployed in Tupelo.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: But honesty. Some people believe in honesty, you know they
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: want the true honesty is stupid, overrated, It's way overrated.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: All Right, we got we gotta go.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: You're listening hard Morning show.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: All right, guys, it's time to check Steve's voicemail.
• 28:22
  Speaker 8: And you want to leave a message.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Paul eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve eight seven seven
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: twenty nine.
• 28:28
  Speaker 8: Steve, prit Steve.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: This first one is a call from prison.
• 28:32
  Speaker 12: Hey, what's going on? Under Steve my name? I'm currently incarcerated.
• 28:37
  Speaker 12: I've been listening to you guys, since two thousand and four,
• 28:40
  Speaker 12: and i just got my hands on the cellphone and
• 28:43
  Speaker 12: I'm really trying to prank my fiance. If you can
• 28:48
  Speaker 12: please have a nephew time to call me back. I
• 28:51
  Speaker 12: really want a prank he if you said ain't no way,
• 28:53
  Speaker 12: you guys would have a pranker. And oh greatly appreciated that.
• 28:59
  Speaker 12: I'm a big fan and your other sneed every morning.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you, hey dog, But we don't want to undersen him.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: Love you and now hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, tell
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: me first of all, I wanna say, dog, I love you, man,
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: I appreciate you. I hope, I hope you will get
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: out so we will get back to your family and everything.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: And I love you, man, I appreciate you listening to me.
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to be encouraging. But if you think that
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: when we finnsah call a cell phone number back in
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: a state.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Or federal institute, which is gets a.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: Law to have us on the same block you own
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: two doors down doing time for committing a federalist so
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: we can break your damn girl friend. You're to calling
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: you the wrong damn motor show man. We that not
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: grip my damn.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Nephew can't call you. We can't. I man can't pop up,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: pop up on his cell phone. And then if the
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: thought is coming.
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: To compensate the cell phone and then start going through
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: the numbers and find out what you were doing. And
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: now I number name come up. You're talking uncle Steve
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: and all this. I'm too old and pretty to go
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: to prison.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I can't do it.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: Though I made a lot of money, I ain't gonna
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: do good in no prison.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: And Thomas Show ain't.
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: Gonna make it down there because nonna have my not
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: gonna have my nephew in that tossing him around and
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: the cells and things. I love you, dog, I appreciate you.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: I do man, I'm gonna pray for you. We're not
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: gonna be able to call you back on This is
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: eagerly a quiet cell phone.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: That is a scud on you.
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: You're listening morning show?
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, Steve?
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: You you started telling us about this woman.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: I met this girl and in college, Lord, she was
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: fine creole girl. My brother told me how to get her,
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: and he gave me some money to take out. So
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: I told her to pick the restaurant. She picked the
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: creole restort. I'm seventeen. I ain't had no creole food,
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: so I'm in.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I go in there.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: She done ordered all this spicy stuff. If to fail,
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: all this but spice it though. Yeah, yeah, I'm eating stuff. Man,
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: I ain't never been in my system before. So I'm taking
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: her home, and my stomach is turning it. So we
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: get at the front of her house. I'm gonna walk
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: her to the door. She said, come on in for
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: a little while. My mama and them gone.
• 31:37
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Now, my mama had told me, when your stomach just
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: tore up, try to go home. Yes, yeah, don't put that.
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: In nobody else house grated yes, but she was so fine.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: I just said, well, man, let me go on in
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: here for a little while, because I what kind of
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: man would I be?
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Fine? Chick invite you in, and Mama and dadd ain't there.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Let me at least go on in here. Something but
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: your stomach.
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: I mean, really, Sureley, this a girl air man would
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: have went in there. I'm sitting there on the country
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: watching TV. My stomach is turning. I can hear it.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: So I said, can I go to the bathroom? She said,
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: second door on the left. I go in there, and
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: Lord have mercy.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: The walls are gibaltar.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Walls of.
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: I'd have grabbed the tie rack in front of me
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: to just try to hang on. I'm twisting the guest
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: tile in my head like I'm ringing it out.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I did knock the toilet tissue.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: Holder off the wall, screws out everything I had kicked
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: over the trash cat.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: You can hear this, right, I don't hear It.
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: Wasn't feeling what I was feeling. But I'm using the
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: bathroom so much alarming to me.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you I've actually put more.
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: In there than I've ever put in there in my
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: life prior to I.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Didn't know when you don't stop my story. Shirt. This
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: is for junior time, I know.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: So I'm filling the bowl up, so finally I'm done,
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: to my relief, but I'm sweating though I'm talking about it.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I'm in there. Shirt my shirt wide I had, but
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: my whole shirt it's wide.
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: I had hung my pants up on the back of
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: the dunk because I use a bathroom like my daddy
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: always hang my pants and draws up on the back
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: of the shirt. Yeah, you know, ever use the bathrooms.
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: But I got my shirt on. But I didn't open
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: it up because it's hot. I got just just water
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: coming down out the front. So I stand up and
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: I flushed the toilet. Now I'm putting my clothes on.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: But you know how you're waiting to hear that sound
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: that all I hear is to swirl and I turn
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: around and his rise.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Rising.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: I'm asking God not to do this to me today.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I'm asking God, not today, Lord, not in him. You
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: have to have a part three.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: This ain't the time for this. Lord, stop this swirl
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: from rise. God, you ain't ever right now.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Oh God, we have to go through.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: I will, but Jesus, will it stop the But it's
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: steady coming.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: God, just catch up. I'm over this fine girl house
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: stomach toe up, the eight grill old food seventeen.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: Should have went home and used the bathroot sat in
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: our house cause she's fine. Now I'm in here using
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: the bathroom and all held and broken. I'm in here,
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: neked sting on the toilet was just my shirt on
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: because I like to shit wide, lady. I like to
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: be open and free, and I need it because I
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: had to brace myself a couple of times.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: But she never came in there to her.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Cham not checked. She coming that's coming.
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: In the store.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: So I get up.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: I finally get through, but I've noticed that I'm putting
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: more in the bowls and ever bore. So I'm a
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: little bit concerned with their sheer volume. So I flushed
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: the toilet as I'm putting my pants back up on me,
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: and I'm waiting to hear that.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: But I don't hear it. And I look back and
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: his rise just going in a slow circle. So I
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: go in.
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: I go to my heavenly father, here, Father the god boy,
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: now lost stop this rise in time. Wow, somehow, don't
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: let this swirl get up by the top. But he
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: didn't hear me that day. Yes, I guess it wasn't
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: let The next thing I know, it's at the very
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: top of the toilet.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and it's about to flow over. So
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: now I don't know what to do. So I look
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: down and it's a trash can.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: So I dipped the trash can down in it, and
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: I got a trash can full of it here.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: So I pull on the shower curtain back it, throw
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: it in the bathto.
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: But here comes some more, so I had to take
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: another trash can full of it.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: And throw another.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: Trash can in the bathtub, and here comes some damn moat.
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: So now I realized they call it is broke up
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: and it started going back down or you work there,
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: I say, I gotta get some water and put it
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: in here.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: So I started running water.
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: In the trash can to pour it down there and
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: make the water go clean. So I finally did that. Yeah,
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: and I said, thank you Lord. And I looked over
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: and the damn bathtub is tripe. Shower cook this tripe.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: I look, come, it's on the wall.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: It's on the water foid partfore.
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: Home, this is this is all Kelly's in the closet,
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: and this is Steve Hally's in the.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Bathroom part folk coming up right over here.
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: Trap in the bathroom part Folk, it's on the walls,
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: the shower curtain and the vafth tub shot.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: You're listening Morning show thee trapped in the bathroom?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Allah are killing in the clothes part? Folk? Yeah, I
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: done veiled out.
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: Three buckets trapped hands of pure mess.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Then throw it in the shower.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: So when I get all of the water back in
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: the tarnet where I got it some time and the
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: water clean, I said.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool.
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: I look over the damn vathtub is strapping. So now
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: I cut these people shower on you, and I'm washing
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: down the.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Walls, the shower curtain with the shower.
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: The girl comes up to the door because I've been
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: in here about forty five minutes.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: A long time.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: So she said, you don't kay now everything.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: She said it sounded like something wrong that get waiting.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: To do.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: To get away from the said, well, okay, my house.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: So I'm in there. It's this too late. But I
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: noticed they got a candle in the bathroom.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Oh I light it. I like the candles. Starts striking
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: matches and running tapwater.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: That for my mama always told me, strike some matches
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: and run some tapwater.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: It'll help you get rid of old them. So I'm
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: But now I'm washing down shower, curtains, walls, the bath tub,
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: getting up stuff off the floor. I'm just in here now.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: Now you probably said, Steve, what is you washing it
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: down with?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Well whatn't no paper twels in there?
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: But that tie right that I had grab when I
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: first sat down, it was twisting it.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they guessed towns the forward, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: what I washed it down with good town that is
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: tie is brown because I can't wrist it all.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: The color when it started, they was pink.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: No Towns is running. I have washed all the walls down.
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: Everything I'm in that sweating has been at a construction site.
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: I've been in there total my damn near hour. So
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: I put a fastened my clothes, I look at the bathrooms.
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: I got everything up, but I got this big nasty
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: ass time and I don't know what to do with it.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: So I take it, put it in the waste paper
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: can that I've been bailing with, and struck all that
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: under the seat. Okay, I figured this ain't finn to
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: be good, no how, but at least when they come
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: in here, it's gonna take a moment because I know
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: when you're going there, you're gonna have to say what
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: the hit happened here? Because I couldn't remember how the
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: shower curtain was or none of that. And now I
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: got I look out. I'm telling you, I got everything off.
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: So I walked down the hallway. She's sitting on the
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: pouch with an attitude of us folded. She look at
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: me and she said, why you been in there? So
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: Long said, I had a little accident. Then she said,
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: oh my god, look at you.
• 41:38
  Speaker 10: What was it.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize.
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: When I was bareing all that mess into the shower
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: it was splashing on my pants, been on my knee.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: I ain't had time to look at this because I'm
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: gonna too busy cleaning up that damn house. I look down,
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: It's just specks, splash marks from my knee down my
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: pants was trip. I looked at her. She looked at me,
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: and she said, oh my god, look at you. What
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: have you been doing. I looked at her, said you
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: ain't got to talk to me like that, and walked
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: out the floor, throat and slam. When they got in
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: my car, had to ride home with all my windows
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: down because I speak. I smelled like a stump sitting
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: in that card. And that girl saw me on the
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: campus next day, and all her girlfriends was looking at
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: me like I had never met her.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: And that was my Harvey Wow, Trapp trapped claw And
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna push music to that.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: All right, All right, nephew, tell me coming up next
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: with the prank phone call.
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: You're listening hard Morning.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Show coming up at the top of the hour, right
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: the subject show business isn't for everyone. I say, we'll
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: get into that in just a few But now the
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: What you got for us?
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: Nep didn't do it?
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: And you know we're gonna get on there. I'm dune.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: I'm going through my my files right now. I got
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: you know, hold on, let me just check this out
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: and just get to the file and have I know
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: some people in their car right now talking about if
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: you don't hurry up and play the dog on prank
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: we're playing. We got to go in work. Put all
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: that playing. Come on, you know which one you can play, Tommy. Okay,
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: I'm just trying to give a little suspense to it,
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: ladies and gentlemen.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Just a little suspense. So let me see.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and let me do it like my my
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: granddaddy say.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: All right, that index thing.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let me let me do it like your uncle
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: used to do it. Reconn and get you some return
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: and get you some reachin't get you a prank, get
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: in return.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: They ain't get you one, get you on, get you
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: one quarter. There you do this right.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Here is relationship departure. Relationship departure.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Let's go catch up.
• 44:38
  Speaker 13: Hello, Hey, Brian, Hey, baby, I was I was calling
• 44:48
  Speaker 13: to tell you.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Baby. Look, I just I just can't do it. I
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: got it?
• 44:55
  Speaker 12: What?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Hello?
• 44:58
  Speaker 10: Oh hello?
• 44:59
  Speaker 9: Right, thanks Brian.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: Hey, this is Greg. I know I know he was
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: just talking to Valve. But this is this is Greg
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: talking to you.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Just Brian, Greg.
• 45:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, this is Brian little Greg. I was just talking
• 45:11
  Speaker 9: to my wife. Did you put it back on the phone.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Uh No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna be able
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: to do that.
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: Why can't you do that?
• 45:19
  Speaker 10: Man?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Hey, let me explain something to you.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Uh all right, there's some things, you know, long conversations
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: about this.
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: Well, how you know my wife on the first man
• 45:29
  Speaker 9: basis like that?
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 45:29
  Speaker 9: How you who are you?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Like I said, man, my name is Greg. Uh all right?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: At the airport?
• 45:38
  Speaker 9: Okay airport?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: What the airport?
• 45:40
  Speaker 9: And why you got the airport with my wife?
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: By Hey?
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: Let me, hey, dog, all of this is complicated, Okay,
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: it's really it is.
• 45:50
  Speaker 9: Make it simple for me.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, So what I want to explain to you, But
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: let me explain to you Mann. We've had a lot
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: of long coms about this. It's something that.
• 46:01
  Speaker 9: You when where was this? Why are you about the
• 46:06
  Speaker 9: airport with my wife.
• 46:10
  Speaker 12: With me?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: And why is leaving with me?
• 46:15
  Speaker 10: Okay, leaving?
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: And what do you mean leaving? Leaving me?
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: Hell no? Put on the phone. And I don't even
• 46:23
  Speaker 9: want to talk to you, man. Put her on the phone.
• 46:27
  Speaker 9: Put her on the phone, man, and you need to
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: put her on.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: The phone right now, leaving.
• 46:31
  Speaker 9: I don't believe that.
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 46:32
  Speaker 9: I want to hear her say that. Oh here, you're
• 46:36
  Speaker 9: staying here. Let me talk to my wife, man, because
• 46:39
  Speaker 9: you feed the boca. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up?
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: What's this?
• 46:45
  Speaker 9: Dude? Talking down?
• 46:46
  Speaker 13: Sweet to tell you this for a while? See you
• 46:50
  Speaker 13: think everything, but it hasn't been okay.
• 46:54
  Speaker 9: Why are you telling me this the phone? Why can't
• 46:56
  Speaker 9: you just come home and tell me?
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Can't you just over this to my face? Hey?
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, bro, come on man, my wife?
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Hey hey hey, bro, I know this is painful.
• 47:12
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: You don't know, you don't know nothing, But I.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Okay, believe.
• 47:21
  Speaker 9: I just put my wife on the phone. If you
• 47:25
  Speaker 9: if you got any ounce of a man, and you
• 47:27
  Speaker 9: just put my wife back on the phone, all.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Right, bro? Let me, let me let me say, let
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: me let me. Can I say something to you? Man? Say, man,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: what do you less?
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: Is my wife on the but you ain't got nothing.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it on in the second. But let
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: me say this to you.
• 47:42
  Speaker 9: Man. I can say the same man and wrap it
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: up because I need to talk to my wife.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: I just want you to know this, Brian, this is
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Got me the prank phone call?
• 47:57
  Speaker 12: Yea, what.
• 48:00
  Speaker 10: Home?
• 48:01
  Speaker 9: So? So okay? If you planted me? What's up with
• 48:04
  Speaker 9: the airport and stuff in the back then y'all at
• 48:07
  Speaker 9: the airport?
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: No, bro, your wife is here at the studio. Man,
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: ain't nothing happening. Man, you're wife? Hold on, Ia, let
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: you tell me you alright? First of all, you alright man?
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: Uh oh man, it was about to be a murder scene.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Man, Look at now, who's the bigger I got you?
• 48:30
  Speaker 9: Finally you could have been a little bit more.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: You and y'all your brother.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: You think y'all the only ones can prank?
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: People said, you and your brother be pranking all the time.
• 48:40
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 48:41
  Speaker 10: Man's light stuff though.
• 48:43
  Speaker 9: I a girl.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Oh you got a birthday coming up? Happy birthday?
• 48:52
  Speaker 12: Brian.
• 48:52
  Speaker 9: This yeah, man, great gifts, great gifts.
• 48:57
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 48:57
  Speaker 9: Let me talk to my wife.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Man, I guy ain't got no do dag hold on?
• 49:02
  Speaker 9: Please what woman? H you got me all right? Don't don't.
• 49:09
  Speaker 9: You ain't got to go this far?
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Right's supposed to be funny. I did a little bad,
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: but you kind of start tearing up.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: But I'm glad to know you fight for me. Like that.
• 49:20
  Speaker 9: Fight.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: It was gonna be some fight.
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: It wasn't gonna be oh, just a bring you black.
• 49:30
  Speaker 9: Don't even stop at red.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: Like you know how passes get through when they say
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: they preached that thing. I prank that thing right there,
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: you him, I prank that thing right there. Yeah, I
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: prank that thing right there. I don't, I don't, I don't.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: I don't care how y'all look at I prank that
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: thing right.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Then?
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: That raise the worship serve.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: You know, it's it's it's it's something about when you
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: get a man almost to tears. See, that's that's when
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: you get when you push somebody to that limit, when
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: you know you got him in the palm in your hand,
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: prank that thing right.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I prank that thing right, Thank you?
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Sure people, if I don't ask for my accolades. How
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get him.
• 50:25
  Speaker 8: A lot of people get him and don't ask. But
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: that's besides the point.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: As far as me and my house, we will serve
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: the pranks.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Come on, Thomas josh A Mile Joshua.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: Okay, we will serve the prank, right, Nephew time house
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: part of comedy. Damn.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: It is Buffalo, New York.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: I am ready. I'm excited. It's going down tickets and
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: setting like crazy. And I appreciate y'all coming to see
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: your boy. Uh straight out of council, y'all gotta come
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: see I got a whole lot to talk about.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: Saturday, August a thirty person that is Labor Day weekend,
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: The Nephew is coming to town. Tickets on sale right now.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: I will be at the Shade performing all the center,
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: laying in the cup the middle.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Of Thelter, that's the middle of Theelter. That is in Augusta, Georgia.
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: That is Friday, September sixth, Friday September the sixth. Tickets
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: on sale right now. What's laying in the cut? I
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: got one motus landing in the cut the Hymen Center.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Hymen Center that Saturday October twenty sixth nephew, tire me
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: in friends. That's Lafayette, Louisiana, right there, right here in Lafayette, Louisiana, Lafayette.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: It's called the Hymen Center. The Hymen Center. Yes, yeah, yeah, when.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: You you wanna come this one, stand up, Come on,
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: hang out with your nephew. Man, come on down Lafayete with.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: You in a while. Man, we're gonna get good.
• 51:52
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: We're gonna yeah, we're gonna leave Houston. We're gonna drive
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: through Beaumont. Man, we're gonna stop at the lake. Y'all.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: You know we're gon We're gonna. We're gonna band.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: You got a road trip Awking net Awk and Nelt
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: road trip. Hit it in Louisiana.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Come home. You don't see it two or too hard stop.
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: That's why I ain't doing that no more. You told
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: me we're gonna drive through Beaumont and Corporus Pit.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: What I did say? Beaumont Late Shop? Shout out to
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: crab oh month.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: All right, coming up next Strawberry Letter. You're listening Steve
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show time Now for today's Strawberry Letter, and
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: listen if you need advice and relationships, on dating, on work,
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: on sex, on parenting, and more. Please submit your Strawberry
• 52:42
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• 52:46
  Speaker 7: We could be reading.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Your letter live on the air.
• 52:49
  Speaker 8: You hear that, just like we're gonna read this one
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: right now.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Letter, subjected show business isn't for everyone, even Shirley. I'm
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: a fifty year old, devoted wife with a big problem.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: I've been married to a great man for twenty three
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: years and we have two kids in college. He's a
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: great provider and we both have solid careers, but he
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: has always had a big dream. He wants to be
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: a big Broadway actor. My husband wants badly to be
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: an actor, but he's never been able to make it work.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: He's auditioned for a lot of commercials, he's taking act
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: he's taken acting classes, and he has wasted our money
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: on hustling his way into some big auditions, but each
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: time he was rejected. The most he's achieved is some
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: unpaid adult roles in the local children's theater. To put
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: it plainly, he can't act worth a darn and he
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: can't sing to save his life. I love him, but
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: it's the truth. Our friends and family have sat through
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: too many bad productions and local plays, and I simply
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: can't do it anymore. We constantly have to lie and
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: tell him he's good, and we know that we giving
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: him false encouragement. My biggest problem is now that our
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: kids are in college, he has come up with the
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: crazy idea of moving to New York so he can
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: finally make it big as an actor. He has no
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: professional experience, but he thinks he just needs to be
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: discovered to get his first big break. I don't know
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: how to tell him it's not going to happen without
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: crushing his spirit. What is a wife to do when
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: you know your man's hopes most likely will never be
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: a reality. Steve, you're a superstar, So what advice do
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: you have for someone who has to tell their spouse
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: there definitely not going to make it. He can't upgroup
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: my life with a delusion. Please help?
• 54:39
  Speaker 10: Well?
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Does he have any talent at all? Nothing?
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Nothing?
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Because on one hand, you definitely need to stop lying
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: to him, you and all your friends and you all
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: have to tell him the truth. If you really love
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: him like you say you do, and those are really
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: his friends. You guys have to sit him down and
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: tell him the truth. Maybe he didn't take enough acting
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: classes sometimes, you know, maybe he needs more. You know,
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: sometimes you can you know. Maybe on the other hand,
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: you don't want to be the one to just kill
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: his dream. This is a dream of his, so you know,
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: you gotta you have to support him as a wife
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: because you know he's going to be crushed to know
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: that you really don't believe in him, all right, But
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: obviously he believes in himself, which is a good thing,
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: no matter how many rejections he's gotten, because I mean,
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: actors say this all the time about the rejections they
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: have to deal with, and they do have to deal
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: with a lot of rejection. And no, I don't think
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: that you should uproot your life, but I do think,
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: you know, maybe you should have one more good chance
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: for him, you know, give him a chance to pursue
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: his dream.
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: You know, pick a.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Date, set up some audition, send out some videotapes, video audition,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: video auditions, and if he gets a bite, if he
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: gets you know, a callback or something, maybe then he
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: can go to New York if it's something something permanent, okay,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: But I would encourage him to keep taking those classes
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: because I don't think he should kill his dream.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I don't ye want to crush this time.
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: If you're this time out for this, too old for this,
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: fifty years old. You've been with this man twenty three years.
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  Speaker 6: He ain't made it yet. The damn kids is gonna
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: have degrees for he make it. He's a great provider,
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: that's what he is. Got a solid career, that's what
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: That's what he is. He's always had a big dream.
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: He wants to be a big Broadway actor. My husband
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: wants badly be an actor, but he ain't never been
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  Speaker 6: able to make it work.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: He did an audition for.
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: Commercials making acting classes.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: He don't wasted money hustling his way into some.
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  Speaker 6: Big auditions, and every time he rejected because he can't act.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Your damn husband can't act.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: But what is this?
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: Why he always get That's why he got to hustle
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  Speaker 6: his way into these auditions.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody asked him to come down there? They had
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: him at the other audition. He can't act.
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: The most he's achieving some unpaid adult roles in a
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: local children's theater. Now, Oh, fat ass is somewhere. He
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: the tree, the tree you're in the children's theater. Your
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: big ass is the tree.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: To put it plainly, he can't act work for damn.
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: I said this two letters, two sentences in. He can't
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: act with a damn and can't saying to save his life.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: So if somebody had a gun on him and said,
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: if you can sound like any record out today, I won't.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Shoot you, his ass will be shot.
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: I love him, but it's the truth, and the truth
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: will set you free, friends and family that set through
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: too many bad productions and local plays. And I can't
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: do it, no damn more, just sitting up lying to
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: his old ass, telling him he good and we know
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: we give it him false encouragement. Your ass ain't nothing
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: but a tree. Now, he done came up with some
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: crazy idea to move to New York. You know how
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: much you costs live in New York? Telling ain't a finn?
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: Hide his old ass, and he ain't been nothing but
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: a tree.
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  Speaker 1: Steve, we come back. I'm gonna tell you the rest
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: Tell but you don't want to kill his dream sain't
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: no damn dream.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: All right, We'll have part two of Steve's very sweet
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: response coming up at twenty three after the hour. Today's
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: subject is show business isn't for everyone. It isn't for everyone,
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: and it may not be for your husband. We'll be
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: back with part two at twenty three after right after this.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on,
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subject show business isn't for everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Fifty old man been married to this fifty old dude.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Fifty year old woman.
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  Speaker 6: She's been married to this man twenty three years, kids
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: and went off to college.
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  Speaker 1: He'd been trying to make it as an actor all
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: this time. He can't.
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: He'dn't been auditions, he always get rejected. He'd hustle his
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: way into big auditions, he always get to rejecting.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: He can't.
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  Speaker 6: You know, he didn't been in some unpaid adult roles
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: in the local children theater.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: We all know what that means. He can't act with
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: for damn. He can't sing word for damn.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: He's a good provider, but other than that, he's not
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 6: worth for damn.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Now, let's just speak clear.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: Wow, friends and family, the sect through too many bad
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: productions and local plays and you can't do it no more.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: Well you think you can't do it your friends is
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: damn show tied? Ah, he can't. He probably want them
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: plays where he's selling tickets to it. Everybody in the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: plane got to sell fifteen tickets.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably what he doing. He can't act.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: I was scared when I first saw this letter that
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: but but because I thought it was about somebody I knew.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: But then it turned.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: On me because you know he he do want to
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: be a big Broadway actor.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: I heard him up making work. Now, I was just
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: saying it was somebody I know.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: He auditioned for a lot of commercial he just took
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: acting classes. But then it started going bad because it said,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: but he can't act one for damn. So then I
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: knew it wasn't tom because Tommy asked can act.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: At first I was very Oh, I was gonna do it, but.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: Then you know it's saying he can't act one for
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: down and that's Tommy can really act, though, so I
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: had to I had to back up off. So it's
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: not nobody I know. He has no professional experience. He
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: just thinks he needs to be discovered to get his
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: first big break. I don't know how to tell him
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: it's not gonna happen without crushing his spirit.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: We got to get this spirit crushed.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: We have gotten it soon for y'all mess around and
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: he find a place in Man.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: God's gonna starve to death going up there trying to
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: be a starving actor.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: Now listen to me. First of all, here's the truth.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: This is not a dream that you're crushing. This is
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: his delusion. He's delusion. He's not dreaming.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: This is a delusion.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: And if you go tonight, if you go to New York,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: it's gonna become a nightmare. Here's something else we need
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: to come to the realization. All dreams don't come true.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: They don't. I'm sixteen years old. I dream of Michelle Piers.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: It's about because then people can respect your transparency and
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: maybe we can see some of.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Him in me. Now. I dreamed of Michelle Pierce at sixteen.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 8: Okay, what happened?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 6: Michelle Pier has been married twice to everybody button.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: She could have been Michelle Hard.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 6: Michelle Pierce came to one of my shows in Columbus,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: Ohio with her husband. She said, Oh my god, that's
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: just handsome. I can't believe you've made it. She called
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: me handsome.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: She got you, she got you. I knew she was
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: lying me. I like somebody else. Have never really heard
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: that before, and it threw me.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: What do you mean like someone else?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: He back over here.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: No, he just said, if you throw a rock in
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: a pack of dogs, the one that holler is the
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: one you hit.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Junior know he's not attractive. Jay knows he's not attractive.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Willow Ebbitts see that.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: I'm not I'm not getting in this line. This show
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: that got a problem with it is the one that's huggling.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting in this line now, y'all. Ugly man,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: I'm with you. I agree with you. Yeah, all dreams
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: don't come true.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: I'm wanting to be handled now. If y'all, if you
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: don't put this out of his head, y'all ass gonna
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: be in New York and I can't tell you how
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: much that's gonna cost. And these great careers y'all got
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: gonna be over because his job don't transfer to New York. Nigga,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: He's gonna be up there in the back of some
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 6: Broadway theater, swooping sweeping trying to be evident Champagne King
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 6: that he just gonna bust out singing more I can walk,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: then he gonna get fired from the mopping joke.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: You need to stop.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: This before it gets started. You and your friends need
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: to sit down. It's really not your friends. Don't include
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: your friends. You have to sit down there as the
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: wife and go honey, listen.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Hurry Steve. You can't. You can't at or saying.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Steve.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Stop this. I'm gonna leave you here.
• 1:05:26
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• 1:05:33
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• 1:05:35
  Speaker 7: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: All right, come on, Steve, introduce your guy, your dude,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: your friend, he saidies and gentlemen.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Here he is the thank you so Anthony, which is
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: le Brown. Thank you. You'll know.
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  Speaker 11: I'm always trying to do a money making venure. I
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 11: got a brand new one. If you want to get in,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 11: let me know here it is. It's called Ratchet Memorial.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 11: How many times have you gone to a funeral and
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 11: it just turned out to be the most ratchet thing
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 11: in the world.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: We've all been to them.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 11: At Ratchet Memorial, you not gonna have that problem because
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 11: you'll Noah's gonna be Ratchet before you go. Yeah, Daddy
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 11: got a wife and a girlfriend. They both gonna be there,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 11: damn it. That's what we do at Ratchet Memorial. Grandma
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 11: got a baby, don't nobody talk about he coming to
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 11: the funeral.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Front row.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 11: Auntie old people some money and she passed away. You
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 11: can bet your sweep behind they will be at the funeral. Now,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 11: most funeral homes have six pallbearers. We don't do that
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 11: at Ratchet. We want to save you some money. We've
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 11: put two wheels on the end of the casket and
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 11: we roll Uncle Chester in like a dolly. It is
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 11: ass fallout.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: He fall out, he say like a dollar.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 11: If he fall out, he fall out.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: The Ratchet fall out.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 8: That's Ratchet.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 11: Now you go to the funeral and you never know
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 11: when people gonna clown. We make sure people gonna clown
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 11: because we hire actors to clown.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: To straight up clown, fall all.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 11: Out, running around the church. He on himself have a fit,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 11: start a fight. That's what we do at Ratchet Memorial.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 11: And last but not least, at Ratchet memorial. A lot
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 11: of times you go to a funeral looking to see
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 11: if your name's on the program. Don't worry about it.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 11: It ain't gonna be there. Okay, don't even look. Your
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 11: name will be left off. That's how we start a fight.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 11: If you don't have a fight in the funeral. Ain't right, Ratchett.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: They got better name in the program. And me and go,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: all right, we're getting a break because I sure have one.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Come on to save money.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: Instead of spending all that money in bombing your loved one,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: we just opened.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: The cask and and put a big ass fan over there.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: Logan hard, you say.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 8: We have to go now.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: You're listening morning show. All right, it's time for comedy Roulette.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Comedy Roulette.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 11: It's very simple. You guys test out comedy ability every
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 11: damn day on this show. Give us five subjects. Put
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 11: them on the wheel, spind the wheel, wedgetop would do
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 11: the damn thing.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: What you got?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go comedy Roulette.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 7: The topics.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Number one, your mama show got a lot of uncles.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah you number two? You know why you didn't graduate?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 7: Number three?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: Just because I like to take a break, don't mean
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: I'm an alcoholic.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Number four, you didn't quit. They fired your belind Okay,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: I know it.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 8: They fired your behind.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Number five, you ain't the only one going through something.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, come on your mama, your mama, hold on.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: All right, Okay, it landed on.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: You didn't quit.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 11: They fired you know, damn well, you don't quit that
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 11: good age job. Don't nobody quit a job at the
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 11: post offers.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 7: They fired you.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: I saw a police escort.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Drive your ass.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody quit with the police escort.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: You was fined from that job.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: What you got, junior, I'll.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 14: Tell you what you know.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: They got fired. When you hear a righteous speech, you
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: a righteous being the talking about.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 14: You know, saying what I refuse to do, my brother,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 14: is I refuse to work for the white man.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be in there now.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: You didn't quit.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: They fired your hand.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: When you sew up at the job with your key
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: card and it don't work no much.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: You just keep swiping it. And yeah, I believe you
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: got fired. Yeah, you got fired.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: You sitting down the Starbucks with your laptop open all
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: damn you on your fourth grand day.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: There's so many people that came in there every people
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: that went to work and.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: Got off working this year, and now you're talking about
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 6: hout and quit because you know I'm trying to find
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: myself after Starbucks.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 11: Don't let me tell you something when you use a phrase, see,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 11: I don't go over there month because they tripping over there.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: You know, they over there tripping.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 11: They tripping over there, and they tripped on me, and
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 11: then I'm tripped on the wrong person.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 14: I'll tell you what when you walk in the barber
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 14: shop on a Wednesday and see Curtis in there with
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 14: some flip flop You got flip flocks on it on
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 14: a Wednesday. Dogg Why you ain't at work?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: Why you here?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: You won't come in here till.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Said, oh do see man? They tripping over that?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 9: Now I call.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: They fed.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: When you get to work and everybody whispering and looking
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: at you, and just keep whispering, and somebody just come
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: by and say, man, it's gonna be all right. Didn't
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: you didn't you didn't got fired?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Yes? You down after?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: Why ye playing ball at all the lunch time?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: They masked you ain't man, You ain't working man? They racist?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Stay down?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: Racist dog racism has existed since we got here.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: You ain't just start on your job. Somebody don't like
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: black people. As when when you hit us phrase right here?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: Why not the.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: You got fired?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: Oh man, we know.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: The cardboard box on your desker, this is for you
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: to pack up.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Get here, Yes, thank you guys. You're listening hard.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 7: Morning show.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Scientists and engineers are perfecting toilets. What that measure vital signs,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: screens for illnesses and might even diagnose coronavirus.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: No, that's how you go.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: That's how you you go and get tested.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: That's how you do it. Just sit there. No, I
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: like that. I'm not with that.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: So listen, here's how it's gonna work. Instead of giving
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: a single yearine sample, you know during your once a
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: year checkup, your toilet could be constantly monitoring, monitoring this stuff. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so you won't have any surprises when.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: You go to the dogs. Thought.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, you know there's something to this. And
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: of course this toilet could also be programmed to give
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: you health insights whenever you have to really go and
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: send all this vital information to your smartphone. So no must,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: no fuss, I.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: Don't know, I love it, please do.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: It's and I got it. But day two. I'm good
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: with Man's I'm good with it.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and wet white?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: What is you talking about? Girl?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: I like this?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: up at thirty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 8: Right after this.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 7: You're listening day Morning Show.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: All right, guys, it is time for it. Would you
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: rather here's the first question. Would you rather get a
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: paper cut on your finger every time you turn the
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: page of a book or a magazine or something, or
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: would you rather bite your tongue every time you eat?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 7: So what's worth?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Give me that paper cutt I'll take the paper book
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: because I ain't reading no book no way, so it
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: ain't going to be too much damage. I don't never
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: read more than a page anyway. I beat a page.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Bite my damn tongue.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 8: I think I'd rather bite my tongue.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: No, I know you don't. We must ain't never beat
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: it before.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: I've been my tongue before.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 8: But I don't like paper cuts.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: I hate that rather coming up? Rather do that? No, YU,
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  Speaker 1: give me the cut. I can't bite. I hate biting
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  Speaker 1: my trunk, biting my jaw yall.
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  Speaker 8: That is painful.
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  Speaker 6: And when the molars chopped down, lord, and then you
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  Speaker 6: do it back to back.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Make what is wrong with me?
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  Speaker 4: You alone?
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  Speaker 1: And take that the heel in there?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah a long time? All right, here's another one.
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  Speaker 2: Would you rather be a little late, just a little
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  Speaker 2: bit late, or just way too early?
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  Speaker 8: Way too early?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going with the little late. Really, Yeah, I'm a celebrity.
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  Speaker 2: Cordially, Oh yeah, you're a celebrity.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm finna be way too early sitting up in
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  Speaker 6: here for me, I'm sitting up in here off and
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  Speaker 6: like I'm thirsty, like if y'all know this will be yeah, Hey, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I'm sitting up here like I ain't got no work
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  Speaker 6: or nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Hit this role.
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  Speaker 1: I want to do this showy how y'all doing this?
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  Speaker 6: Speaking of everybody coming in and let's Steve Harvey, Hi, guys,
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  Speaker 6: how you do what I'm here?
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  Speaker 5: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: Just let that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just let whoever it is, let's let's let
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  Speaker 1: him over here. But a five minutes early? Really need this?
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  Speaker 8: So yeah, you're a celebrity, So you late. I hate
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  Speaker 8: being late, Oh god, I hate.
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  Speaker 6: I had a guy one time though. This happened in
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  Speaker 6: New Orleans, and me and him fell out behind. This
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  Speaker 6: had a meeting doing the Essence Festival with this guy
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  Speaker 6: at this restaurant, and I had I had a driver,
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  Speaker 6: and so the driver got caught up in traffic and
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  Speaker 6: was waiting. And so when I got to the restaurant,
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  Speaker 6: I got there ten minutes late. This guy was a
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  Speaker 6: white collar Wall Street guy. He said, wow, you're late.
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  Speaker 6: I said, yeah, I called you man, I was running
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  Speaker 6: behind up my driver got stuck in traffic. He said,
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  Speaker 6: you didn't think to get a cab. I said, no,
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  Speaker 6: I didn't think to get a cab. Well, if if
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  Speaker 6: a cab would have gotten you here on time, you
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  Speaker 6: think that would have been better. I said, no, I
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  Speaker 6: can't get in cabs. Dog, I'm famous. I don't know
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  Speaker 6: where this dude and to take me. I got a
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  Speaker 6: drive All of a sudden, he got Steve Harven and
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  Speaker 6: camb Now I'm in the back of the French Quarter
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  Speaker 6: getting my ass whooped.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour. It's
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  Speaker 2: our last break of the day, and of course we'll
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  Speaker 2: get some closing remarks from the one and only, our
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  Speaker 2: fearless leader, Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 8: Rather be a little late right after this, you're.
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  Speaker 2: Listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Here we are last break
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  Speaker 2: of the day.
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  Speaker 6: Guys.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a pretty fun, crazy, crazy ignorant day on
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  Speaker 2: this crazy Ignorant show. A lot of fun today, But Steve,
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  Speaker 2: now it's time to get a little serious and so
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  Speaker 2: we can learn ourselves something.
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  Speaker 6: I just want to encourage people to do something really
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  Speaker 6: really simple today. And I think this is something that
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  Speaker 6: most people would agree to want. It's really just simple.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody should want more for your life. I'm talking about
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 6: your life right there, the ones that you have. You
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  Speaker 6: should want more for your life. You should never allow
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  Speaker 6: yourself to become complacent. Now, I want you to understand something.
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  Speaker 6: Some people get complacency confused if they don't want.
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  Speaker 1: To seem ungrateful.
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  Speaker 6: Once again, some people get complacency confused with not wanting
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  Speaker 6: to appear ungrateful. Well, I don't want to keep asking
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  Speaker 6: God for nothing because I don't want him to think
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  Speaker 6: I ain't grateful.
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  Speaker 1: For what I have.
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  Speaker 6: Well thanking for it. Then that's really simple. Simply thank
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  Speaker 6: God for what you have. That's the gratitude. But then
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  Speaker 6: it's still okay to want more.
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  Speaker 1: For your life. Here's the good news.
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  Speaker 6: God actually wants you to have more for your life.
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  Speaker 6: God is really looking for people to show off. I
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  Speaker 6: happened to raise my hand all the time and volunteer.
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 6: I just say, God, pick me, come on, do me,
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  Speaker 6: use me, show me. Now that doesn't mean I'm perfect.
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  Speaker 6: I'm far from it. But I do want God's blessings
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  Speaker 6: to be able to flow through me. So I keep
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  Speaker 6: an open channel in my life for that stuff to
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  Speaker 6: flow through. First of all, I want more. That's the
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  Speaker 6: beginning of getting it. Then I have the good sense
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  Speaker 6: to ask him for more. You have not cause you asked. Now, well,
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  Speaker 6: I happen to be a big asker of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So now I want more. I ask for more.
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  Speaker 6: Now here's the trick to asking for more and wanting more.
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  Speaker 6: You have got to be willing to do more. Uh oh,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 6: now you got to do more.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 6: That's the one thing that stops so many people from
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  Speaker 6: having and wanting more for their life. If God will
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  Speaker 6: give you blessings and God will increase your measure in life,
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  Speaker 6: if God comes to give you life and give you
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  Speaker 6: life more abundantly, if He's promised to do that for you,
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  Speaker 6: and what you have to do in return is you
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  Speaker 6: have to be willing to do more. See, you can't
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 6: get more without doing more. Convenience is built through inconvenience,
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  Speaker 6: you can stop wanting what you see everybody else with
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  Speaker 6: and you ain't willing to do what everybody else did
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  Speaker 6: to get it.
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  Speaker 1: Quick look at it. Oprah's power over there.
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  Speaker 6: If you ain't willing to do what Oprah did, the
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  Speaker 6: average person is not because the average this person wants
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 6: to be comfortable, and you can't be successful and stay comfortable.
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  Speaker 6: I was interviewing the wrestler on my show yesterday, Dave Batisse,
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  Speaker 6: a great story man. This cat was really out of it,
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  Speaker 6: really really fascinating story he had and we were talking
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  Speaker 6: and he was talking about living outside your comfort zone.
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  Speaker 6: And I told him one of the things that I've
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  Speaker 6: had to learn how to do in order to become
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  Speaker 6: successful is I've had to become comfortable with being uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 6: He said, wow, Wow, that's a great way to put in, Steve,
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  Speaker 6: I have learned how to be comfortable while I'm uncomfortable,
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  Speaker 6: Because in order to get successful, you have to be uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 6: You have to do things that you don't feel like
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  Speaker 6: doing all the time. You have to show up on
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  Speaker 6: your I want to show up. You have to be
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 6: there when you feel like being somewhere else. You have
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  Speaker 6: to say yes a lot of times when you really
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 6: want to just say no. That's where you're at, man,
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  Speaker 6: that's how you become successful. But you can't keep asking
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  Speaker 6: God for more and you ain't willing to do more.
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't make any sense. It cannot happen that way, folks.
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  Speaker 6: So come on, I want you to want more for
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  Speaker 6: your life. But there's a scripture that bags that up
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  Speaker 6: to It said to whom much is given, much is required. Navi,
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  Speaker 6: you don't want the requirements, then he gonna have to
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  Speaker 6: pull up on the given. But if you want the given,
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  Speaker 6: know that here'll come the requirements more time. If you
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 6: don't want the requirement, he's gonna have to pull up
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  Speaker 6: on the giving. Do not be the one who blocks
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  Speaker 6: your own blessings. Want more for your life and be
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  Speaker 6: willing to do the things to accept and receive more.
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  Speaker 1: It's just disciplined. It's just some more work.
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  Speaker 6: But if you just cut out some of the bs
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  Speaker 6: man man, just cut out some of the happy hours,
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  Speaker 6: just cut out some of the drinking. You can't smoke
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  Speaker 6: one every day though. You can't go to all the clubs.
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  Speaker 6: So man, you're just gonna run all the women that
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  Speaker 6: that's that's that's, that's what you're gonna do all of them.
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you.
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  Speaker 6: Lest you can't be successful, you can't drop it.
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  Speaker 7: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.