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S2E37 - Murder at the Market · No Latency

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Last time on no latency. Laying on the other hand, I
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gotta get out of here. Well, shoot them, Jeb.
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Dodge this. I don't know what we're doing,
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but I like it, Dan. Oh, that's not a dusk, is it?
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That's a treadmill. Hey, how those one liners doing
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over there for you, Walker, turn it on and throw him onto it?
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But I really do think you're doing it on purpose.
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Oh, Walker, lost your likes. What was that?
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Cybernetic, creepy animals. I'm sure it's something that we
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will have to deal with. What's?
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This table made out. Of I could definitely use a
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hand. I really want to strangle this
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guy. Have a broken leg.
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I'm struggling. Stop struggling.
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He did hand over his guns. Says the market.
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Well, that's probably the ticket for the night market.
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So I'm gonna need you to hand over yours does anything that we
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should take the computer. We're sure we're not getting
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paid for this one. Let's take it.
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And I think not killing everyone we come across might be a good.
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We're good people now, Jeb. We're good people.
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OK, Jeb, hurry. The live stream's almost over.
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Hurry. Alright, just OK, let me do a
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let me do a sweet black drift into the parking lot.
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Come. On.
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Come on, she's going to take less time.
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Come on, the elevator. OK, well if I had, if I had a
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button right now to press that would do an ejector seat, I
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would. But we got to get out of the car
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physically with our own two legs.
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All right. Sorry.
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Sorry, Iona. I'm really sorry.
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I just want to see the end of the thing.
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I know, I I know. Just I I scooch.
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I scooch over so you can get out first, OK?
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Ping ping. Where's the remote?
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Here it is in mind. And so the murder was solved.
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What a mystery. Join us again next.
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Time on mysteries of Night. Change the channel.
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Sorry, we missed it. I'll change the channel.
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This is Network 54 with your host April Anonymous.
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Good. Afternoon Night Study.
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This is Network 54 and I'm April Anonymous.
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NC Space has seen a dip in their stock this week as an NC space
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insurance claim leaks security concerns after an abandoned
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Arasaka vehicle was discovered after last month's launch.
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However, no official announcement has been made.
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More on this as it develops. It's.
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Shopping season again in Night City as Mr. Keriken's quarterly
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market is this evening. This exclusive market features
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rare items and even rarer guests.
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With only a handful invited to this exclusive event, it's sure
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to be a night to remember TuneIn later this week to hear all the
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scoops. With Gabriel Steele on Rumor 54,
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we expect instant tea to be hot, hot hot.
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Get your cups ready, chums. And hey, Mr. Kiligan, maybe next
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time send me an invite. I'd love to shop your floor
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sometime. This has been Network 54 and I'm
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April Anonymous. Always remember.
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If a. Robot tells a joke.
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In a deserted factory and no humans are around to laugh.
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Does it experience artificial humor?
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Something to think about. Well, at least we didn't miss
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April. Oh yeah, I'm glad that we got to
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see April. They always seem to inform us
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just the right time of what we need.
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You know what? I always appreciate that they're
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always, you know, middle of the role.
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They don't take stances. They just give us the facts.
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Yeah. I mean, if you knew April, you
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might not say that. It's just a professional, you
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know? Have you Have you all met April?
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I've met April. April is a personal friend of
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mine. Wow.
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It's pretty cool. You know, like an actual, like a
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media celebrity in Night City. I don't know if you know this,
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but I'm kind of a big deal. This is true.
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This is true. You did kind of help us get to
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space and get us through like biotechnical Labs and like, I
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don't know why everyone laughed though, when I said that.
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I think it's. Still, I mean, you're probably
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the coolest of us all. I mean, let's be honest.
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It was Sano because he was, you know, he had that kind of like,
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I don't give a fuck energy, which is extremely cool, but you
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know, once Sano died, I think it was you.
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Sano. I think, I think you're
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definitely the coolest of salt that.
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Thank you. It's really nice, I suppose.
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Man, no problem. All right?
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Is this what you're wearing tonight?
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Yeah, what's What's wrong with that?
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Yeah, it's just my I got my regular cowboy hat.
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My, I mean, I haven't changed, really.
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I have two dusters and I just go back and forth.
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What? Does the ticket say in terms of
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like? Dress code.
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Dress code. Usually it happens 4 * a year.
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Jeb, Yes, all right. Well, so does the Olympics.
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And that those guys don't have a dress code.
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I you guys talk to every each other.
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I don't know what anyone said. Something about wearing stuff.
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It's four times a year. Oh, it's quarterly.
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Well, that's like, I mean, that's more often than the
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Olympics, the. Yeah, it's like.
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I mean, everyone's really excited about it.
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You can see, hear the fireworks in the street.
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Yeah, they're really I they're really annoying, honestly.
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The fireworks with the and the fireworks.
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I hate them, just ruin it. They.
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Used to like a poopy. Yes.
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Puppies sound like fireworks. I'm.
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I'm looking at the ticket. What does it say?
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And and V P's got a really nice coat.
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Haha, no it. Says a BC party.
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Oh sorry, this is different. Different invite What are you
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looking at? What were you invited?
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To the. Reason.
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That's your spam folder, Jeb. I probably would put that away.
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That's probably a trap. So because you're famous.
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Right. I do forget that.
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Which maybe makes me more down to earth and then that maybe
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makes me more famous. Perhaps.
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Which also makes you more susceptible to being murdered,
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Jeb. Oh, that's all right.
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I've been, I've been. People have been trying to
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murder me for, gosh, pretty much my entire adult life.
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Yeah. What does this ticket say?
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The ticket has an encrypted algorithm on it.
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Remy, what does this ticket say? Well, it says one plus entourage
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and then there's a little chip in that inspection with the
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chip. OK, I'll just go ahead and I'll
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shove it in my mouth and see what happens.
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Well, carefully. Careful.
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All right, roll something. Cybertech.
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Oh my. Gosh.
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You Crip failed minus seven on A roll of 23.
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So what happens is because you rolled so high, you get to find
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out the data that's on it. But because you Crip failed, you
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unfortunately did that thing when you're brushing your teeth
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where you push the toothbrush back too far and then you sort
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of gag a little bit. But it's a sharp toothbrush.
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So you take 1HP damage from doing this, but what reads out
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on your screen is. VIP Passcode Feline Secret
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Weapon auction. No, I won.
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Oh wait, do I know this like? It's all getting displayed on my
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face as I'm checking on this thing.
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What this seems to imply is that included in tonight's market is
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a separate auction for something very special.
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I wonder if the auction secret or if the weapon that is being
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an auction is secret. Maybe it's both.
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Well, I could be both. I do believe we know there's
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going to be a Sanro. Hello cutie there.
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Yes, but I don't think that that's.
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What else do we know that's going to be there?
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Boots. Me.
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Chinks, Jeb. Wow, looks a guy how you would
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drink pain. Yes, Don't worry, I'll get.
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Oh no. Jeb, get out from under the bar.
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Jeb, I swear to God. Get out.
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Go on. Sit down.
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Sit down, Jeb. That's a good boy thing that
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made me uncomfortable, I. Was just just trying to be OK.
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Sorry, trying to be demeaning. What else are you going to look
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for at the market? Well, Mr. Kerrigan, we know
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we'll be there. And Mr. Carrick it will be
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there. We know that.
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Hello Cutie and I'm. Going to look for customers
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we're looking for. Yeah, I.
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Mean. Oh, hello, cutie.
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That's that gun, right? Yeah, the one that.
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I have a. That's a interesting way of
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saying a fake. Yeah, it's a knockoff, but it's
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good for now. I would love to find the real
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thing there. Yeah, they've got a first
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edition on sale tonight. I'm.
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Trying to remember what else we could be looking for.
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It would be so helpful if I took notes.
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Some sort of man's laugh. I mean, there was that, there
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was that magazine. We were all perusing the the
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black Chrome. Man, those fireworks are really
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going, aren't they? Yeah.
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They're excited about it. I mean, it's going to be a big
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sale. They're really excited about an
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event that they can't even go. There's probably a lot of things
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that we could find there, so. So there's that Sanru Hello
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cutie gun. There's a tech hammer on sale.
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Those are really nice. I mean, we could probably find
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nice things for all of us. Now here's the thing.
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Do we take them the right way or the wrong way?
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How much do we like Mr. Kerrigan?
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Now, what's money do we ask? Iona It's at this point.
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That your tile goes off and you see that you've received payment
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for killing the Badlands Beast. You've received us some money.
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Drumroll money. Drumroll, please.
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I'm waiting. I'm waiting for it to pop up.
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All right, you know, is there is stranger up here.
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You're a cat. You're right, I I don't usually
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do this, but I am going to pay you all for the Redlands Beast.
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We're getting paid, yes. Wow, so there's Leave Bendel.
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Let me be be chat. I honestly think the last time I
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was paid was from, we know the Death Race.
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That's not true. I've paid you since.
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In places of drink in front of you, Chip.
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Well, that's true. You've been paying me in drinks
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and in good company for quite a while now.
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Paying. Cheers.
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Yeah, and free refilled off your head every day.
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You're welcome. And you don't want to that is.
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Also, I got to say I have been. Jeb.
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Iona just paid you say thank you.
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Oh, oh, oh, that that's that was my favorite kinds of push
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notifications. 1500 Richest. Richest of us outside of Iona?
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No, you guys dreamed My baby kept pretty quick.
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As soon as y'all found out that I was the richest, I immediately
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became the forest. No, I think Vindel probably it's
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the second richest. I'm saving for a home 1500
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Eddies. Wow.
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Well, that put a dent in some things. 1500.
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Yes. That's 100 fifteens.
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That's the most. That's the most Eurobooks I've
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ever owned at once. What?
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What? What are you Are you alright?
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I mean, listen, you can probably sleep on the floor in here.
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I do it all the. Time.
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So I don't know what it's like to be poor.
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I'm so sorry. I I have to agree.
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I've never been poor in my life. Well, I used to live outside in
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the desert where we used bottle caps as currency, so I get it.
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It's no fun. It's a lot better to have
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running water. Pink Can I get a beer in a
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bottle? Pink.
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Slides you a beer. I'll pop the top Jeff his bottle
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cap. Oh, wow.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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The beer fizzles over the side and starts to drape across your
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cyber hand. And it evaporates, likely as
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your cyber hand absorbs it. Very sexy beer commercial.
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Even absorbing hand. I can kind of feel it, yeah.
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It feels all tingly. Wow.
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It's kind of like like butt chugging, but with your hand.
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What? What?
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Oh, is that the analysis? Attachment.
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I don't know anything about Cybertech.
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Have you have you been butt chugging beers in the bar?
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No, no, no. That was just, that was my
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younger self did that and oh man, I'll tell you that that
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semi permeous membrane inside your butt hole, that that's how
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you get drunk fast. That's a sentence.
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Wow. OK, well, OK.
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So let's get back to the the task at hand.
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What are we wearing tonight? What's?
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Wrong with what I'm wearing now. I agree.
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It's dirty. It's dirty.
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I. Wouldn't say it, it says.
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It's smart. Cheek, socialite.
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So that's we have to. Where our DJ Qualls outfits.
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Oh yeah, Remy. I do have that.
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I have mine still. I'm just saying.
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It was just I thought. OK, I was.
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I was going to dress up, but I mean, I could.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Well is this like is this? Like formal do we need to wear
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like Formal or shit Tired? I didn't parent out or anything.
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Smart, chic socialite. I had this little thing and then
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I had, like Bendel, you're still allowed to wear what you were
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going to wear. I can't really, yes.
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They jump out into a closet, there's a there's a scrumbling
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noise and they're basically dressed as Sherlock Holmes.
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A scrumbling noise. I love that.
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Oh. Oh.
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Anna Watson. You look incredible.
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I think you should dress up this far.
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Often I've. Been binging mysteries.
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OK, I jump into the closet. That's unexpected and I I start
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making scrumbling noises and I'm trying to find a pair of
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trousers and a waistcoat and. Roll pass from grooming.
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Also, roll personal grooming for Vandel, because we should see
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how convincing this outfit is. All right, this is Vendel. 13 I
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was going for Sherlock Holmes, but I've got more of a Watson
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look, don't I? Oops.
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Yeah, the cane I think is Watson.
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I clicked it twice on accident. Oh no, I clicked it once.
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Yes, your personal grooming fails.
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Unfortunately, the only thing you can find is bright green.
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Very noticeable For the rest of the evening.
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I'm I'm wearing bright green trousers.
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Oh, we're going flashy. Well, listen, I I have to admit
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that I know it's kind of outside of my normal attire, but I did
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see a a glistening, studded like leotard type of situation that I
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saw on the on the on the news the other day and it did look
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pretty cool. Yeah.
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And saw like Bejeweled and it kind of changed.
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It seemed to kind of change the the heat.
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You have it now, Jeff, because we're all just.
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Getting our clothes from the closet.
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Listen, I'm just saying that if I had spent a lot of money on it
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because they did get me with the targeted advertising if, if
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that. I'm not saying that did happen,
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but. I did.
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Happen. Would you say that this is maybe
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inappropriate? Time to wear said sequenced
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ligatard. Is this a leotard or a unitard?
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You're going to have to explain the difference to me.
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A unitard has legs. And a leotard is like a
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swimsuit. Yeah, cuts off at the thigh.
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Show off those manly calves. Well, in that case it is in fact
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a unitard. Don't show off those manly
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calves. Got it.
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Well, listen, I didn't know the difference.
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And Jeb, you pull out this leotard from your back roll past
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the grooming. Put it on.
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And everyone is surprised at how pretty fucking great you look.
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Well, just you know what I I thought I'd keep the cowboy hat,
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just because I thought that kind of completes the ensemble.
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No, And the jacket's a good accessory.
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I like that. Right.
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It's kind of like a I thought I kind of dress it down a little
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bit because I didn't want to, you know, show up you guys too
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much. Oh, and it's got track black
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lighting. That's cool.
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Right, right. And if you notice when I kind of
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turn and shimmy. You know, kind of you see how it
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kind of changes you a little bit.
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It's kind of iridescent. Yeah, you look great.
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You look wonderful. Nice.
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Thank you. I I really appreciate that, you
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know. I that's a. 22 Jeb a bust, a
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grooming. Well done.
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That's a. That's a.
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There's a bit of an impulse by it was 400 Eddies, so I just, I
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was hoping it was it was going to pay off.
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And I may have been drunk when I bought it, but I I think it
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looks pretty good. You know what?
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It's not a, but you've got a You've got black light clothing.
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That's neat. Thank you.
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I still like my hat. I feel like it's like a genuine
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Harold Styles. Anyway, Remy.
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I mean, I guess if we're all going to get dressed up opposite
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of what we typically wear, hold on.
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I'm going to head down to my workshop real quick and use some
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of my scraps to make a a business like suit.
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Out of metal. I got cloth.
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OK, cool, roll for it 25. Yeah, it looks great, but it's
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it looks like it's made out of polygons.
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Well, it is. It's made to be.
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It's a Polygon jacket with a very slate Gray undershirt
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underneath that with a couple of bolts as.
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Cufflinks underneath that I bronzed.
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And it has a kind of weird shiver to it because it's made
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of the excess scraps of our armors that have been ripped and
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torn apart already. Oh, cool.
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I'm going to say it's worth. You rolled high enough.
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I'm going to say it's worth 12 SP for defense, not 11.
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Yay. Yeah.
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And did you brand it DJ Qualls? Oh, no, no, no.
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This this. This is my own brand.
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A separate thing. Yes, because also I'm going to
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be shopping for clients to make stuff for for money now.
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So this is Remware. Remware.
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Remware. Remware.
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Yeah, that's cool. That's pretty good.
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Weapons, clothes. You name it, I make it.
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A slogan too. That's cool.
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I know, right? Well.
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Last but not least, VV. Well, VV is just going to grab
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the same outfit that she wears for any formal gathering because
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she really only has one, and it's just like a pair of nice
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dress pants that are black and then a teal top that goes with
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her teal and pink hair. And it's like kind of fancy.
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She wears like a a white blazer. So she still has that.
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She still has that medic chic to her with the white blazer.
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It looks like a white lab coat jacket, but it's more of like a
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blazer. Yeah, medic chic is what I would
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call it, as she looks a bit nicer than she normally does.
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But it's like you can still tell that she's got and she's in the
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medical field. Fair enough.
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Good. Roll for.
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It. Yes, personal grooming.
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Oops, ignore that. That was not.
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No, no, you said doctor stuff. I'm going to call that finger
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slip A roll because technically it's still a roll, right?
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That's still a crit. It's just the wrong thing.
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Fuck it. Let's reward the crit.
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That's more fun. You rolled 22 + 2 on paramedic,
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but since you were trying to go for a doctor vibe, it really
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comes across and he could easily pass with how smart you now look
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as a surgeon. I'm not an intern.
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For the purposes this evening. I am a neurosurgeon now,
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everybody a neurosurgeon Dr. Vivian, you're a, you're a you
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work on heads, is what you're saying.
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Yes, cool. And you can all call me Vivian
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for the evening. That's my real name, in case you
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didn't know. Vivian.
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Dr. Vivian. Vivian.
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Vivian. It's Vivian.
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Dr. Vivian. You can all kind of like the
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flair at the end. It's French Vivian.
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I do too, actually. I think it has class.
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We're going somewhere classy. Everyone looks so nice.
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I'm wearing a tie. I'm too excited.
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I'm sorry. You're allowed to be excited
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about things. Your feelings are valid.
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If you pulled out a cigarette, I have a prop cigarette that I was
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using earlier and it's like kind of a dicey.
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I'd love. To talk.
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It helps get. We're going by our full name, so
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that way we sound more classy than you guys couldn't call me
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romingus. What?
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Romingus. Romingus is.
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That your real full name. But learning so much about each
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other, that's. Yeah.
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I mean, I guess you can call me Jebbie.
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I just. It takes longer.
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Chapadia, Vivienne Dominguez. I am my full name.
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OK. Detective Vendel.
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Detective Vendel it is. Yay.
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OK, so should we go? Question.
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Let's go. Question.
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I don't know. That's OK Question.
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Do we go in Vanna White? Because I, as much as I love
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Vanna White, it don't scream class.
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We can call a car and. Call a car I.
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I do take a little bit of advance to that, but I
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understand. You take offense.
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It hurt me just to say it. Jebadiah, I think you can take a
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look within yourself and know that Vanna White doesn't scream
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class. Oh, I said.
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I understand. It's just, I just wish people
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would see the beauty, you know? I'm sorry.
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But Jeb, this means we get to have a limo.
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Yeah, yeah, Limo Schlimmo all. Right, I'm ordering a limo
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schlimmo. Oh, the the limo schlimmo.
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Is that what we're ordering? Yes.
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I've never been on a limo schlimmo.
23:15
Hey, no Latency listeners, it's Spoon.
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Limo Schlimmer This limo was expensive.
24:02
Oh man, it was 430 Eddies. There's only 30 more Eddies than
24:10
this incredible outfit, but you get it for the whole evening.
24:14
And it even has upon IT security surveillance which you can
24:19
access remotely for the entire evening.
24:22
Wow. The mini bar.
24:24
Does anyone have the app? I don't have the app downloaded
24:26
so I can't access. It oh, here you go.
24:28
Tap my tile. I'll have to create an account
24:33
and I forget it. Here, shove your hand me your
24:37
tile, You're. Doing good.
24:39
Take these drinks from the from the mini bar.
24:41
Is that extra? We no, we paid for all access.
24:44
Sweet. Nice.
24:47
Bubble tea? All these, yeah.
24:50
This one's got nicotine. Ohh.
24:51
Ohh, give me some of that. Give me some of that, too.
24:54
All right. Nicotine.
24:55
One for VV. Nicotine.
24:57
One for Jeb. Iona, do you want one with
24:59
drugs? There's one that they put
25:01
vitamin C in it. No one ever drinks it.
25:02
I would. I would love that.
25:04
It's like a Lacroix but worse he go.
25:07
I turn it, I turn it upside down and I turn it right back, right
25:09
back upside, see the sediment like drop through all the
25:14
bubbles and then the bubbles ignite inside and turn into
25:17
little balls. Don't forget to to shake it up.
25:21
Which one do you want? You can see Roll Reveal Conceal
25:25
Object for Vendel. OK.
25:28
Reveal. Don't feel.
25:30
Don't let them know. Oh yeah, no.
25:34
It's long gone. You can see Vendel.
25:35
Open up the window and go. This one is Synco.
25:37
Can they show it? They throw it out the window.
25:40
It's driving and it flies and it hits some car.
25:42
You hear like a craft. It's for the best, Remy.
25:45
There's one here with with the extra caffeine.
25:47
Glad you did that for your like DJ Qualls if you wanted to.
25:50
I'm not. I'm not going with DJ Kwalis
25:53
tonight, but the the extra power of caffeine will probably be
25:56
helpful. Cool.
25:58
And then Dell passes you one with extra caffeine in it.
26:01
I'm going to drink it, but I'm also still going to be very
26:03
disappointed that I lost that on the Synth Coke and it's
26:05
suspended in Smash the beverage, so it's a little tough.
26:11
To Turkey. Nice little flip.
26:14
Taste like that wine from church?
26:16
All right, everyone, looks like we're here and you arrive
26:20
outside Mr. Kerrigan's mark. This is the map from Black
26:24
Chrome. Wow.
26:27
That's nice. Wow, they're so tiny.
26:31
You got to be smaller than this, man.
26:33
Vivian and I are living large. Well, the reason why I'm so
26:40
small is because for me kind of is an introvert.
26:43
So in groups of large people, if not putting on a face, they are
26:48
very. Small and quiet.
26:51
Is that it? What is what is going on over
26:52
there on the middle left? Is that like a?
26:57
Is that a waterfall of yellow liquid?
27:01
No, The background is yellow, so that's transparent.
27:04
So that's a stairway upwards. Ah, yeah, I see.
27:09
Is that a waterfall of yellow liquid?
27:14
I was going with like yellow cyberpunk vibes and it came out.
27:17
It looks like pissed yes. Is that P?
27:23
And after going up some stairs, you're standing outside Mystic
27:27
Carrigan's Market, right in the center of the Glen, right above
27:30
the Atlantis. I know that place.
27:36
This is a very famous location. There is a door in front of you
27:40
and a little Gray box with space for a ticket.
27:44
I approach and slide the ticket over.
27:48
That's like a paper ticket. Well, you've got to check it
27:51
with it, Jeb. We've had this ticket retrod on.
27:55
It. Romingus, but sorry, romingus
27:58
thank. You thank you.
28:01
Iona, what are we calling you? Iona.
28:04
Oh, right. Sorry.
28:05
Iona. Yeah, And as you're having this
28:08
little conversation, slip the ticket into the machine and it
28:12
opens, giving you access to Mr. Kerrigan's Night Market.
28:18
There is a very lovely receptionist at the desk who can
28:21
tell you what's going on. I turned back to the crew.
28:26
This is a very special place that we have not particularly
28:33
been invited to but have made our way into and so it would be
28:38
in our best interest if. You were on your best behavior,
28:44
Jebediah. I'm.
28:46
Sorry, what? I wasn't listening.
28:49
You got it. Best behavior?
28:52
You got it. Oh, oh, yeah.
28:53
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, right.
28:56
Remy. Alright, turn around to the oh,
28:58
rominguous I don't worry about. I'm yes, right I.
29:02
Want to be honest, I'm very, very nervous.
29:06
I might need someone to help push me.
29:08
In you're going to do just fine. Bendel starts pushing Remy in,
29:11
and you'll get pushed into the lobby.
29:13
I'm. Doing it.
29:14
I'm doing it. You'll get pushed into the lobby
29:17
and you're around the front desk and there's this receptionist
29:21
filing their cyber nails, regrowing them, and then filing
29:24
them again to try and find the perfect shape.
29:27
Hey, the door closes behind you. What's up, Doc?
29:33
Hi, I guess you're referring to me.
29:38
We were just that we are here this evening, we're wondering if
29:42
you could give us just that, you know, quick rundown of the
29:45
evening. Oh, the market.
29:47
Yes. Yeah, yeah, no problem.
29:49
That's not a problem. OK.
29:50
So down here, we've got the three vehicles.
29:52
They're on, they're on display. If you want to buy them, you
29:55
have to talk to Mr. Kerrigan after the auction.
29:58
The private area is private by obvious reasons.
30:01
That's why we were private on the ground.
30:03
Can you see the thing on the ground?
30:04
This is private over there. Yeah.
30:06
OK, good. You can, because you're really
30:08
smart and very fantastic. Doctor, I love what you're
30:10
wearing. This is fabulous.
30:11
It looks like you rolled A crit. And then, of course, if you,
30:15
like, lose any objects, I'm interrupting you.
30:17
I know. I'm sorry.
30:18
It's awful. I'm terrible.
30:19
Look at this. Look at this nail.
30:20
It's not even the right color. Anyway, so security's down here.
30:24
If you lose anything, the auction is later, but only if
30:26
you know the password. And upstairs you can buy the
30:28
guns and the outfits and the fashion, and then there's food
30:32
up there. But I'm not sure if they're
30:34
serving tonight because the chef is there and he's not going to
30:36
be here now. In the event of a fire or
30:39
whatever, there's a huge fucking lockdown.
30:42
So if you're in the auction room, there's a very good chance
30:44
you'd be locked inside the building.
30:46
If that is the case, make sure you call your representative and
30:50
set up some kind of lawsuit. Or something, and we'll make
30:53
sure you get reparations. Anything else?
30:56
No, that real closes it I think. So do you have?
30:59
Any question, cowboy. I like your outfit too.
31:02
You look like you rolled a crib. Nice.
31:05
Well, I sure did. Thank you.
31:07
Honestly, I'm really glad that you said something about there
31:09
because I was. I was a little nervous.
31:11
I kind of been going ups and downs on how I feel about this
31:14
outfit that I've been wearing. But I appreciate that the
31:17
compliment is well. And despite your cards being
31:22
covered, they really do show off fabulous.
31:28
No, I should start wearing this more often.
31:31
So questions or we could. I believe we're good.
31:36
Yeah, no, hold on the bathroom. Oh, the bathrooms.
31:41
Let me see. I mean, this private one down
31:43
here, but we can't go now. They're upstairs with all the
31:47
merchandise and stuff. All right.
31:50
Thank you old. Oh, are any of you allergic to
31:53
cats? No, I'm good.
31:56
Cats here. Real.
31:58
One cat? Wait, have you not heard?
32:00
Wait, where have you been? Have you been living under a
32:02
rock dock? Rock dock?
32:05
I love that. That's so cute.
32:08
Perhaps I have? Mr. Kerrigan's cat.
32:12
Oh the. One that went missing came back.
32:15
Right. I did hear about that.
32:17
I know, crazy. So the cat's not for sale, of
32:19
course. No display thing, OK.
32:23
It's just just curious what? The lockdown thing is for if
32:25
there's a security thing, there's that.
32:28
An intelligent system that recognizes where the cat is and
32:30
make sure it's safe, but it locks the whole fucking building
32:32
down. Yes, got it.
32:36
And in an event of a lockdown, there'd be no.
32:40
Ins or outs? No, no.
32:42
Everybody locked inside until the investigation happens.
32:44
Because usually the lockdowns are because someone stole
32:47
something or somebody dies. But if there's an
32:49
investigations, I mean there are law enforcement entities in
32:53
here. No, no.
32:54
Mr. Kerrigan usually just hires whoever's here.
32:57
You know, People's Court. That's a fascinating system.
33:02
That's the people at work. I love that.
33:04
Right, it's great. Is there always someone
33:07
impartial? And will there be food and?
33:13
They'll be champagne during the auction, if you know the
33:15
password, of course. To the champagne.
33:18
No to the auction room. Oh man, you're pretty.
33:22
But aren't you a little slow? No, I don't know about that.
33:26
Have you seen me? I can run a half mile in about 2
33:29
minutes. I believe you, especially with
33:32
those cabs. Any other questions?
33:34
I know, I really think that these but jewels really kind of
33:36
make them pop. No other questions I think, I
33:41
think. You all, you all can take a name
33:43
badge. Please write whatever you like
33:46
on there what you'd like to be referred to.
33:48
It's a spot in the corner for your pronoun if you want.
33:53
What's your name? My name?
33:56
Yeah. I'm Keith.
33:58
Keith. Nice to meet you, Keith.
34:00
I'm going to slip them a business card.
34:04
If you ever need anything to be made, you can.
34:08
Call me. OK.
34:10
And just to be clear, Keith, we could put.
34:12
One second, One second. Cowboy.
34:16
I did not expect expect a card from you, but I will take it.
34:21
Done. Sorry, cowboy.
34:23
What? Yes, I just want to clarify.
34:27
We don't have to put our name so we can put whatever we want and
34:30
people will call us that. Yes.
34:33
I mean, people might recognize you, jab.
34:35
But yeah. All right.
34:38
I'll just put via J3. Doctor Vivian Sienna comma, MD,
34:51
Neurosurgeon. Do you want people to refer to
34:54
the whole thing, or can they just refer to you as doctor?
34:57
Just doctors? Fine.
34:58
You got it. Reminges.
35:02
Reminges. Yes.
35:04
No. I saw on your card.
35:05
Yep. Remware.
35:08
And I own a no last name. Papescu she they.
35:14
She they OK and you all 1 by 1? She her.
35:20
Great. EBay.
35:23
I got it. I've got stereo hearing.
35:25
I heard both of those. That's good.
35:28
And also they'll be separated the podcast when he added this.
35:34
Keith, you do work wonder. OK, so if you need anything
35:37
else, I'll be right here at the front being obnoxious and
35:39
getting these nails absolutely perfect and it's only going to
35:42
take me about 7 hours. You should try to go for the
35:44
almond shape. That's usually my preferred
35:48
shape for a nail. It's like not too long and
35:53
obnoxious, but it's just the right amount of style when you
35:57
want to get to the nails done. For persuasion.
36:02
Just a suggestion. OK, not great.
36:05
It comes off like I'm like stuck up.
36:08
Honey, honey, honey, honey. I think they would look so much.
36:12
One outfit does not make you fashionable, but thank you for
36:16
the medical advice. It's great for the cuticles.
36:19
Anyway, you guys upstairs is available and that's where you
36:24
can find items. The auction is in like about an
36:28
hour, maybe less. Actually no, maybe more.
36:31
Maybe less. No way less.
36:33
Oh shit. I've been doing this for such a
36:34
while. It's going to be serious.
36:37
I'll make an announcement. All right.
36:40
Thank you. You should.
36:40
See my announce supports you want even believe it Anyway, go
36:44
on. Chop, chop chop, chop.
36:46
Thank you, Keith. Pop up.
36:48
And Remmy's just going to run to the elevator.
36:51
Remmy can move their tokens. I got you.
36:56
Yeah. I'm big fan of Keith.
36:59
Seems like it seems like a great person and I, Bruce Lee super
37:02
appreciated the compliments. I mean don't add just like
37:06
$1,000,000. I guess we'll, I'll press the
37:12
button, then the elevator comes down and you all get upstairs.
37:20
The elevator's locked. They just closed behind you.
37:24
You've arrived at the next floor.
37:25
You have to come. From the There are a few things
37:28
on the ground being served by, like just people in nice suits.
37:33
There's a fashion and armor station and a weapon station up
37:36
here in the courtyard. So everyone else is like black
37:40
tie, like pretty standard in the world.
37:43
There's a few people doing high fashion.
37:45
Clowns. So as you're walking, as you're
37:47
walking around this floor, it's fairly populated.
37:50
There are quite a few people in here and it's getting near the
37:54
end of this part of the market as a few of them made their
37:57
purchases and are heading out. And there are some items that
38:00
are on sale here, but they're also kind of on.
38:05
They aren't on auction, but they might be limited supply.
38:08
And one of them behind the weapons station in a big glass
38:12
case is a first edition Sanro. Hello, Cutie.
38:17
Can you can you describe how the market works?
38:20
You said this part of the market, yes, the the this is the
38:25
second floor of Mr. Kerrigan's market where you can buy items
38:29
and memorabilia. He's got a very high fixer
38:33
score. So a lot of the items are
38:36
available if not all of the things.
38:38
And so you can go up to these counters and roll a dice and see
38:42
if the thing that you're looking for is available.
38:44
I'm adding the roll a dice rule, but yes, but you do know the
38:47
Sandroo Hello Kitty is right behind the weapons kit.
38:50
Cool. So there's stuff here that you
38:52
couldn't get at Clives, for example, and it only happens
38:54
four times a year. Also, I just want to say, Jeb, I
38:59
take offense to that. I don't look like a clown.
39:01
I'm in a very chic business suit that I made myself, thank you
39:05
very much. Sure, it's, you know,
39:07
hexagraphinal, polyamorous, whatever.
39:10
But it looks good. I agree.
39:14
I think you look great. Thank you.
39:16
Thank you. I wouldn't allow work into it.
39:19
Am I able to see like the cost or the current going rates for
39:25
the Sanru handgun? The cost is the cost in the
39:30
book, but because it's a first edition, so it's an extra 1000,
39:33
so it's worth more money, but it's basically the same gun.
39:38
So they might have a regular one, but you know for sure there
39:42
is a first edition. OK, got it.
39:45
It's got a first edition stamp on it.
39:46
Really. Wow, that one is so cool.
39:49
It's a first edition. Yeah, no, it's first edition in
39:52
it, yeah. How did you get that?
39:54
You know Mr. Carrigan, he's got those those connections in it.
39:57
Anything else you're looking for do.
39:59
You have any other editions? Not like the 1st edition, but
40:03
any other sanru by chance? Let me roll the D10 and find
40:07
out. Oh yeah, that's the seven.
40:08
I'm going to say yes, I've got a regular one just under the
40:11
table, you know, just. A regular one.
40:12
You're not going to buy it under the table.
40:13
It's still, you know, I had 5000 Eddies, but yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:17
OK, cool. Thanks.
40:21
Yeah, that's all I was curious about.
40:23
So that it. I have a one goal gal, and it's
40:29
that Sanru weapon. Fair enough.
40:34
Any of any you lot? Anyone.
40:39
No. You've got the mute logo on your
40:42
face. I missed the TV person.
40:45
So I'm extremely nervous right now.
40:47
I know it's right. First time, First time, First
40:50
time, first time, first time, first.
40:53
Time. Very, very, very first time.
40:55
Cool. OK, so there's like two or three
40:58
things that I've been looking for.
41:01
First off is if you got one of them.
41:03
K Tech Tech Hammer Assault shotgun with micro missile
41:09
attachment with it, yes, and because I just rolled the 10 it
41:12
is of excellent quality. That's good to know, and I hate
41:20
to say it, but because I'm not a big fan of the company, but I
41:25
was also thinking about that Erosaka prototype variable
41:30
assault rifle. You're looking for a prototype.
41:38
At this desk. Maybe not at this desk, but
41:39
maybe you know that somebody might have it.
41:43
Oh, that's a nine. Now I'm going to tell you this
41:45
right if I'd rolled A10 right underneath this counter right
41:49
here. It sucks, Jim.
41:51
Yeah, yeah, the. But because I rolled a nine,
41:54
it's in the auction if you know the password, right?
42:02
But I'll go ahead and. Go ahead and put that, that,
42:06
that K shotgun on me. The K tech for me.
42:09
Oh, the the K tech. Yeah, yeah.
42:12
Yeah. I think I won't buy that.
42:14
I don't. I don't have it.
42:15
It's in the auction, mate. I mean, it's spelled what did
42:18
you know? What the K tech is or the
42:20
prototype is Oh, the prototype is yeah.
42:22
Yeah, I wonder about that K tech you said you had.
42:25
Oh, the K tech. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:27
How much is that? 1000, yeah.
42:29
No, I can see that for 1000. I'll I'll buy it for 1000.
42:33
Anyone else buy anything? And here is a coupon, Sir, every
42:38
time you make a purchase at Mr. Carrigan's Market, you get a
42:41
coupon. Nobody knows really.
42:43
Well, therefore, but whatever, keep on hold.
42:47
On Oh. Coupon.
42:50
Oh yes, they're very funny. Very good.
42:52
What about you, cowboy? Oh my.
42:56
I prefer my my weapons a little bit more down to earth, a little
43:01
bit more classically mechanical. Oh okay.
43:05
I'll just put away this antique. Resolve the holster then.
43:10
You say antique and no. You have any super Chrome?
43:12
In a minute you've said no. All right, you can have a look
43:14
at it in a second. And Io No skill.
43:21
I mean, yeah, of course I've got super Chrome.
43:23
Just a regular super Chrome side arm.
43:25
I just need something a little flashier.
43:27
Fair enough. What does it say on our catalog
43:29
for price 1000? Oh yeah, Done.
43:32
Here you go. Nipples it out from underneath
43:35
but. I hear you have skill chips.
43:37
Yes, we've got skill chips. I've got one that it's just it's
43:41
the funniest thing, right? There's this guy who used to do
43:44
whip tricks. It's the weirdest thing.
43:47
And you get +3. To doing anything with a whip.
43:50
Of all things. Like anyone in Night City uses a
43:52
whip. Ridiculous.
43:53
So strange. Who is such a weird object?
43:58
So like if you wanted to, like hold someone down or like,
44:01
snatch a can from across the thing, you know these these cool
44:04
little magic tricks you could do with this thing.
43:55
Yeah, but it's only if you do tricks, not if you want to do
43:58
like. You know how to do them if
44:08
you've got this chip. That's so silly to How much
44:11
would that go for? Oh, it's it's like it's because
44:13
it's kind of a novelty and it's like a party trick.
44:16
It's like 200 eddies. It's like nothing.
44:18
I You know what, just for kicks and giggles, I'll take it for
44:22
the next party in it. Yes.
44:25
How much fun would that be? Just magic.
44:27
So you going to buy the sand room there, Doc?
44:32
I'm thinking about it. Hey, Iona, do you need alone?
44:39
Yes. And I was thinking, I know you
44:43
also kind of wanted the Hello cutie.
44:47
They have two of them. And I'm just saying you could
44:50
get like the original one, you know, Like you could have the
44:55
the 1st edition and I'll have the one that's like a later.
45:00
Model or whatever. Maybe you helped me out a bit
45:06
and I would happily let you have the original version.
45:13
Could you could you pull up a quick contract for a loan?
45:21
What's the payment options on this loan?
45:25
You have 0% for a year. OK.
45:29
It's not bad. One year and then it's 25%. 25%
45:36
a month, OK, Do you? Want to owe me a favor?
45:44
What kind of favor if it involves Synthcoke now?
45:47
I can't promise it won't involve synthcoke, but you just owe me a
45:50
favor later on. Interesting.
45:54
So you're going to have an IOU to Remy or?
45:58
Maybe an interest free loan for my owner?
46:01
Huh. That's true.
46:02
I I will also pay you for things I don't know if you know this,
46:06
like I did today. So I need about like 4000
46:14
eddies. Easy.
46:18
What about you, Remy? You got 4000.
46:20
You can just give up. Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
46:24
Maybe I also have other IOU's that are owed to me.
46:28
I'm looking more like I own a might be a better option here.
46:33
I I think I could pay off that debt in a year.
46:37
I. Was not working in a year so
46:39
easy. With the jobs we've been taking,
46:41
I think, I think I might be able to pay it off.
46:44
And sorry, is sugar Mom are going to be paying for your sand
46:49
route. Yeah, yeah.
46:52
At least the bulk of it. I have some money at 1500 so.
46:58
All right, right. Knock it down.
47:00
I I transferred what What do you need 4500?
47:05
Yes, let me just do some quick math.
47:07
I have 500 eddies, so if I pay that's 2000 and it's B.
47:13
V1 of The reasons why you're poor is you've forgotten to hold
47:16
on to some money, so maybe I'll take the 4500.
47:19
OK. It's just, yeah, it's 4500.
47:22
OK40. Wait, will you have any money
47:26
left over? If you take 4500, you'll have
47:29
500 left. I'll have 500 left over, so the
47:32
amount that I had in my yes. As long as you've got something.
47:36
Yeah, you're right. I probably couldn't just spend
47:38
all of my money on one. Thing and then be gun poor.
47:41
And then have no money for kibble or basic needs or rent.
47:48
Yeah. So forty 4500 is probably a good
47:51
loan to start with and I'll work on paying that off.
47:56
All right. Thank you for your time.
47:58
Here's another coupon. Thank you it.
48:03
Comes in a really cool box, but not as cool as the box that's on
48:06
the wall. Of course.
48:08
So are you gonna get the the original one, Iona?
48:11
Are you gonna get the first model?
48:12
Wasn't the first model 6000? The first model is 6000.
48:16
I was getting just the regular one.
48:18
You can get the original one, since I mean, you're helping me
48:21
out so I figured it would be a nice thing.
48:23
Oh, how much? How much was the?
48:24
How much was the regular 1/5? 1000.
48:27
Ohh, I see. So you actually have 1000?
48:33
Yeah, math is hard for me. You should.
48:36
Have 1000 Eddies. I think I I math incorrectly.
48:40
Uh, yeah. I think I might have 1000.
48:42
Uh, leftover. It's really wise to talk about
48:44
your finances out loud like this.
48:46
Good. Nice.
48:48
We're just trying to figure this out.
48:50
For like. 5000. I know.
48:54
I I make that and. I'm.
48:57
A 13 minutes. But that's what I'm saying.
48:59
Like you, Iona, could get the original one.
49:03
It's six 6000. You know you can probably
49:05
afford. The auction will begin in 7 1/2
49:09
minutes. Fine, I'll buy the original.
49:15
You buy the original off the wall.
49:17
It's a first edition. You don't have to open it, but
49:21
then Dell can store it in their bag.
49:23
OK, let's do that. I I've already put the Super
49:26
Chrome that I bought on my side so I have a + 2 to wardrobe nice
49:31
so my my green pants look even better.
49:34
Oh, nice. Nice recovery there.
49:36
Should we? Should we head downstairs to the
49:38
auction? I don't want to miss it.
49:39
Yeah, auction time. When you get in the elevator.
49:43
When you head downstairs. Shit.
49:46
The auction hall is on the east side of the building and the
49:51
door is guarded by two guards. I forgot I was also trying to
49:57
keep my business card out to people and I didn't do that.
50:00
But we might see them later. Here.
50:04
Right, right. OK.
50:06
We need any extra things we can go shopping after the auction.
50:10
Are we just carrying our our new bought weapons now?
50:14
Yeah, Phoebe's admiring it like she just bought a new toy.
50:18
She's like, looking at the packaging.
50:21
She's trying to delicately open it so that she doesn't, like,
50:25
ruin any of the nice packaging that it came in.
50:27
But she wants to admire her new her new weapon.
50:30
The box that comes in is pretty tight to the weapon, and it fits
50:33
neatly in the back of your boom box now that you didn't bring
50:35
your hoverboard with you this week.
50:36
Yay. Oh, you didn't burn that?
50:39
I didn't. Maybe you'll find one here at
50:42
the auction. Oh, now that's something now.
50:46
That's pretty expensive, Jeff. But like the password.
50:51
Feline. Oh, shit.
50:53
Yeah, yeah, damn it. And you get.
50:56
Wait a minute, How did you know that?
50:58
I mean, we we knew that collectively.
51:02
Yeah. Every ticket's got on Entourage.
51:03
You don't have to. Please don't just.
51:04
Yeah, we know. Yes, we are the Entourage.
51:08
Thank you. Yes, man in very cool suit.
51:10
That suit's cool, mate. All.
51:12
Right. Thanks.
51:12
Appreciate that. Not you, mate.
51:14
Oh, thank you very much. I'll slim business card.
51:18
Oh, cool. Make things all right.
51:20
Thanks he. Puts it in his pocket and you'll
51:22
head into the auction room and there in the auction room.
51:26
Standing silently at the podium is Mr. Kerrigan, going over a
51:31
few notes, etcetera. There are a few other people in
51:35
the room as well. Now in this room you see just as
51:41
sort of a gaggle of very few people have worked out the
51:44
password this time around. Overall, there are five people,
51:50
Mr. Kerrigan So there are six people in this room with you, so
51:57
take your seats. That's the hubbub of the room
51:59
continues. I see the rocker, the rocker
52:02
person. I see somebody else.
52:05
I see another person. I think I see Doctor Doctor very
52:10
cool and hip looking. Doctor Sweet.
52:13
Doctor Dave, or whatever his name was, Doctor.
52:15
So you roll. Perception.
52:17
I will roll perception. Sure.
52:21
Nice you all recognize? One person in here, there,
52:28
sitting in this room on the leftmost side of the auction
52:32
auditorium, is the collector. The clay.
52:37
Oh, hello you. How are you?
52:40
Oh jolly. I've worked out the password.
52:43
What's going on? Can I come over?
52:49
And the collector jostles in front of you all so he can talk
52:52
over the back of it, and he sort of walks with a cane and sits
52:56
back down. How are you all?
52:57
It's gonna start in a minute. Oh yeah, Excited.
53:00
I want to be honest, like, I was really scared and nervous.
53:03
I didn't know anybody else here except for these guys.
53:06
But now that I know that you're here, like it's kind of faded
53:08
away a bit. So I'm I'm.
53:09
Kind of. Like thank.
53:11
You. I made it myself.
53:13
Oh. Oh, I remember you from the
53:15
space thing, you doctor person. I didn't realize you were a
53:18
surgeon. Look at you.
53:21
Neurosurgeon, actually. Oh my.
53:24
Well, I'm super excited about this evening.
53:27
You know, we've got, we've got Mr. Kerrigan over there, we've
53:31
got Jessica Knight over there. You know, the one, the one with
53:35
the pink hair. I I saw them the other week.
53:38
They were having a blast at this party.
53:42
And then over there in the corner is Victor Solis.
53:49
Who's that? I don't know that one.
53:51
Oh, Victor. He runs his own company, so
53:59
Solis the construction Technologies some sort of
54:03
buzzword afterwards. Victor.
53:53
Now Victor invented a bunch of really cool.
54:04
Anyway, he's got a lot of money and he does a lot of his R&D
54:09
with actual assassins. And talking of actual assassins
54:13
over there just on the left hand side.
54:17
No, no, maybe it's on the right. Is an assassin right there.
54:20
See that? That's rain Rain Sinclair.
54:23
Rain Sinclair is a a a big big fan of being a badass.
54:28
But I heard he's retiring soon. But don't tell anyone.
54:32
And then that guy in the waistcoat is a man named Ora
54:34
Gavel. I'm not really sure why he's
54:36
here. He's not really of the elite.
54:37
But he did go for an interview to be an auctioneer at my.
54:40
Establishment. I turned him down for the weird
54:43
vibe. And then the man sitting in
54:46
front of us over there. That is the rumor master
54:49
himself, Gabriel Steel. Gabriel Steel.
54:54
That is an extremely cool night. Gordie.
54:58
Great at rumors. Yeah, they kind of like know
55:02
everything even before it happens.
55:04
Almost prophetic. Wow.
55:07
And if you're here, that means we're all the who's who of me.
55:11
Wait, wait. I want to go through all those
55:13
names again so I can write them down.
55:16
You won't need to. Great.
55:17
I got you, fam. Don't worry.
55:20
I've made notes a lot easier, so don't worry.
55:24
Mr. Kerrigan is standing at the front of the market.
55:27
His sights smiles. Hello, welcome to the Night
55:31
market. I am Mr. Kerrigan and tonight we
55:34
have a few items. There is the Arasaka prototype,
55:39
variable assault Rifle, H1O2 and the newest of new the coolest of
55:50
cool, he said, remembering accent.
55:55
Is he always German? I am nearly European.
55:59
I'm trying to go for like a mid vibe.
56:02
Is that all of the K? I was thinking Scandinavian.
56:05
Yes, is of course the next version of the kill chip.
56:10
It's fire. And on Mr. Kerrigan's right,
56:13
there's this little podium that gets unveiled in there.
56:17
On a podium is the Kill Chip sitting on a little cushion.
56:24
Golf clap, Golf clap. Golf clap?
56:26
OK. We'll begin bidding at 10,000
56:30
Eddies. And you see Victor Solace lean
56:33
back in his chair, and Gabrielle Steele stands up in this moment,
56:39
putting his hand up. And there's just this weird
56:44
moment, this odd second, where you kind of hear a whining
56:47
noise, and then Gabrielle Steele appears before you all go still.
56:53
And then this happens. The fuck.
56:56
Oh, still my God. Wait a minute.
56:59
I thought I heard a gunshot. But his head?
57:01
Came off. Normally when you get people get
57:03
shot in the head, the head explodes.
57:05
This one it can clean off roll on the ground for a little bit
57:09
there. That's a really wordy way to
57:11
describe what just happened. Next time on no latency.
57:29
Pose this is when the lockdown happens.
57:31
Something happened with his head, yeah.
57:34
It's gone. More like they lost their neck.
57:36
It's not like a murder mystery party.
57:39
It's an actual murder. Well, obviously I'm the Femme
57:42
Patel. I can't be the doctor and the
57:43
detective. What?
57:45
What do you mean to take everything?
57:46
Asking questions. I'm the detective do.
57:48
You have a weapon that could do that.
57:49
That is exactly what happened to our victim.
57:52
Check the head. Because they'd have to
57:53
physically put it into his. Oh, come on, you can tell me.
57:56
One invented to another. Do I see anybody in the room
57:59
with red lips? Stick rain, Sinclair is going
58:01
around kissing people's necks. Beaches senseless.
58:04
I don't know if I feel like it. I'm gonna go up to the bar
58:07
person. If they did do it, maybe they
58:09
don't have it on their person. What does the letter say?
58:11
Have we not checked the cameras yet?
58:13
That seems like we should've done that first.
58:14
The flash of green. Good I Rominguez.
58:17
Do you want to be a murder suspect or should I just clear
58:20
you? If you answer my questions?
58:22
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58:49
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