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Pimpin' NFL Picks, R. Kelly Jury Selection, Verzuz Battle $28M, Mr. Johnson from GA and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded, y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. Turn you got to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Then turn the water the water go. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your thing. Uh huh, I show will but good morning everybody,
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  Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man
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  Speaker 1: oh man, oh man, God being good to me. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I can't explain it all really, Hey, you know I
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  Speaker 1: want I want to remind everybody or something that I
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  Speaker 1: need reminding of myself all the time. And I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: dealing with a couple of things now and I had
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  Speaker 1: to remind myself, you know what I have to remember
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  Speaker 1: to constantly remind myself to stay in constant communication with God.
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  Speaker 1: Constant communication with God. You know sometimes you know, I
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  Speaker 1: have a tendency and maybe we do all the people.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I know for me that when
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  Speaker 1: it's going okay, I slack up in sometimes having conversations
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  Speaker 1: with him because I'm not coming to him on the
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  Speaker 1: daily with something that's pressing or something, and I find
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  Speaker 1: myself slacking up in the communication. The danger I have
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  Speaker 1: learned in that is this, I think, you know. I
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  Speaker 1: mean we've all heard old people say, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: got to stay prayed up, you know, and you know
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  Speaker 1: prayed up means you know you got some store it up.
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  Speaker 1: You just got an abundance of them. Where you don't
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  Speaker 1: you're putting it in. Because what happens is is when
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  Speaker 1: you're not in constant communication with God, when you're not
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  Speaker 1: constantly praying, doing those good times, and that allows for
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  Speaker 1: the enemy to slip in and do the little things
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  Speaker 1: that can be upsetting. And then the next thing, you
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  Speaker 1: know it, you get several little things in a role.
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  Speaker 1: Now you got an issue you dealing with. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I have to remind myself when it's going like that, Man,
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  Speaker 1: have I really been praying though? Have I really been
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  Speaker 1: in constant communication with God? Because you know that that
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  Speaker 1: helps God against that little bitty stuff coming in. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it's big stuff, sometimes it's major stuff. But I've noticed, man,
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  Speaker 1: that when I get on a more of a smooth
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  Speaker 1: plane in life. I have a tendency to slack up
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  Speaker 1: in that department, and that ain't the time to slack up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really learning that I have to stay in constant
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  Speaker 1: communication with God because it enables me to ward off
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  Speaker 1: those little things coming up that can get in the way.
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  Speaker 1: And so I just wanted to make you aware of
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  Speaker 1: that as I'm learning it myself, that staying prayed up
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  Speaker 1: is important that you try to stop prayers, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you try to you know, have some prayers in the bank,
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  Speaker 1: so to speak, and just constant communication with Him because
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  Speaker 1: it'll just safeguard you against a lot of stuff back
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  Speaker 1: doing you. You know, I just wanted to make sure
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  Speaker 1: you understood that because on your journey, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: many obstacles. I've said this a hundred times on the
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  Speaker 1: show The Road to Success. It is always under construction.
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  Speaker 1: I say that all the time, and it's to let
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  Speaker 1: you understand that it's not going to be easy, but
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  Speaker 1: we can make it more difficult than it has to be,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when you go out strike out on the journey,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Uh, let's say I got in my car.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say I'm in New York and I get in
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  Speaker 1: my car, and I say I'm going to LA. I know,
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  Speaker 1: if I drive west and continue to drive west, eventually
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  Speaker 1: I should get to California, or I may wind up
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  Speaker 1: in Portland or Seattle or something like that. But if
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  Speaker 1: I drive west, I'm gonna eventually get to the West Coast.
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  Speaker 1: Now wouldn't it be smarter though, if I mapped out
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  Speaker 1: the route, which saved me a bunch of driving I
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  Speaker 1: don't need and figuring that I don't have to calculate
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  Speaker 1: when you know the way to go. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: you know you want to cut cross on the twenty,
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  Speaker 1: or you want to cut cross on the seventy, or
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  Speaker 1: you want to cut cross on the ten, you know
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  Speaker 1: you got to devise a route. Now, if I want
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  Speaker 1: to go visit some people I know, then I know
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  Speaker 1: I got to I need to go down. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I might go through on how I'll come down on
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  Speaker 1: the eighty, then get on seventy one and take that
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  Speaker 1: all the way down to the Tin and then ride across.
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  Speaker 1: Or I might take it to the twenty cut through
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  Speaker 1: Texas and then and then let it link back up
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  Speaker 1: on the Tin. I know a lot of different ways,
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  Speaker 1: but guess what the best way is to map it out.
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  Speaker 1: You can go anywhere, but if you go with a map,
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  Speaker 1: it's more precise. You save yourself a lot of time.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what prayer has taught me that when I wouldentify,
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  Speaker 1: continuously pray that I stay in the in the I
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  Speaker 1: stay in a prepared mode, I have more idea of
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  Speaker 1: where I'm going, I'm more secure with my route. If
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  Speaker 1: you just take off driving heading west, yeah, you'll eventually
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  Speaker 1: get to the west coast if you out east. But
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  Speaker 1: guess what, though, had you mapped it out, you can
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  Speaker 1: see when you're veering off, you may stop, come out
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  Speaker 1: and not be paying attention. Next thing you know, you're
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  Speaker 1: on a route and you go on another where you're
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  Speaker 1: going north when you could easily still be going west.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to constantly be aware of that. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: just pointing that out to you because I know that
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  Speaker 1: on your journey a lot of times you get sidetracked.
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  Speaker 1: And part of the ways we get sidetracked is we
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  Speaker 1: lose out on that very the very beneficial resource of prayer.
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  Speaker 1: We lose out we die. Connection with God get strained.
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  Speaker 1: The thicker you can keep the cord connected to God.
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  Speaker 1: If you thin out your communication with God, and instead
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  Speaker 1: of having a big, thick cable, now you're dealing with
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  Speaker 1: a little read. You know, a cable is stronger than thread,
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  Speaker 1: and so it just decreases your opportunity. And so you know,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to just make you aware of that, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, to ever be encouraging to say to everybody
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  Speaker 1: out there and just keep your head up. It is
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  Speaker 1: going to be dark days for you. There are going
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  Speaker 1: to be situations where it's going to be daunting and
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  Speaker 1: hard to face. But man on man on man, everybody
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  Speaker 1: has to face these challenges. Everybody get dark sometimes. You know, look,
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  Speaker 1: if you didn't lose, if you didn't lose, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: even appreciate winning because if it all went your way
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  Speaker 1: all the time, do you know how complacent and content
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  Speaker 1: and how easy life would be if it just went
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  Speaker 1: your way all the time. So when it kept going
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  Speaker 1: your way, you wouldn't even appreciate it because guess what,
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  Speaker 1: it's been going this way the whole time. So what
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  Speaker 1: life does is it has checks and balances. These hard
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  Speaker 1: times are coming, and you need the hard times to
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  Speaker 1: appreciate the good times. You need the clouds and you
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  Speaker 1: need the rain to appreciate the sun and the flowers.
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  Speaker 1: It's just when it comes to prayer, though, just stay
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  Speaker 1: prayed up, stay constant with it, because the challenges of
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  Speaker 1: life are coming, whether you prayed up or not, they're coming.
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  Speaker 1: Understand that you could pray every day all day. When
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  Speaker 1: you get through praying every day all day, something's gonna
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  Speaker 1: happen to you. That's gonna be challenging. Now. I would
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  Speaker 1: rather have been in communication with God on a regular
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  Speaker 1: than wait till every time something pop off to have
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  Speaker 1: to go to and reintroduce myself. Okay, it was over
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  Speaker 1: at a little around the board with it today, but
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  Speaker 1: that's how it came to me. So that is I
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  Speaker 1: ain't mad at it. Y'all have a great day. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have a good one to day. Let's go. You're listening,
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, we're back. What you mean we're back.
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  Speaker 1: We're back for another date. Today is the day that
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  Speaker 1: the largest made. Let us with Johnson be glad in it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad. Then that's what you tell me to do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad, I'm glad. I'm here. Never could have made that,
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Steve Harvey Morning Show, Charley Starberry calling
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  Speaker 1: for real. Mouth of the South Junior better known as
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  Speaker 1: Kills Faith in the legend of Nephew Thomas mon Uh Junior.
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  Speaker 1: What's on your mind to day? I can need some
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  Speaker 1: health about he's some health this morning? Oh shut up, Steve, Nah,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't ask you for no money. No, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: doing that. Okay, go ahead. I didn't think that. Yeah nah.
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  Speaker 1: But we talked earlier man before the show. We talked
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  Speaker 1: about this man, and he's just talking about showing up
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  Speaker 1: even when it's hard, it's difficult. What's the importance in
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  Speaker 1: just showing up? Well, See, the circumstances still have to
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  Speaker 1: be measured into the desired effect and the goal. I'll
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  Speaker 1: give you an example. Here's a set of circumstances. Let's
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  Speaker 1: say all of us here on the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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  Speaker 1: we wake up and all of us just kind of
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  Speaker 1: woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Just
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  Speaker 1: the buio rhythms isolved. We're just not really filling ourselves today.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what we are the components of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. The goal is to provide laughter, entertainment,
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  Speaker 1: information and inspiration. That's what we're here for. The fact
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  Speaker 1: that we got up on the wrong side of the
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  Speaker 1: out there that is driving to work, that's the only
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  Speaker 1: way to school, that's just getting off, let's trying to
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  Speaker 1: get the day started. They don't know that, nor do
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  Speaker 1: they need to know that. So what they want is
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  Speaker 1: what they still need from us. It's what we've been
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  Speaker 1: given them. So the circumstances, you cannot allow that to
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  Speaker 1: dictate the outcome or the desired effect. So when life
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  Speaker 1: comes along and gives you that cold slap that it
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  Speaker 1: got for all of us, and I mean, man, it
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  Speaker 1: hit you with that hammer dead in the faith, there
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  Speaker 1: are some people somewhere counting on you to show up
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  Speaker 1: and guess what you got to do. I'm sorry, you
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  Speaker 1: got to show up. You got to show up and
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  Speaker 1: show out because they don't know. Do you know how
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  Speaker 1: many comedians I know man get in an argument backstage
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  Speaker 1: or get mad because the comedian in front of them
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  Speaker 1: and went long and take that attitude out on stage
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  Speaker 1: and start having a bad show called what happened backstage
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  Speaker 1: and then starts talking about this guy went long. He
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  Speaker 1: wasn't post to do with twenty minutes. He'd been out
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  Speaker 1: here forty minutes. The audience didn't pay for none of that.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know that fraud. They don't know none of this.
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  Speaker 1: And the fact that you're having a bad day ain't
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  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with that. People pay the laugh
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  Speaker 1: your issue with your contract, your issue with your manager,
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  Speaker 1: your issue with all that other mess by to give
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  Speaker 1: a damn about that. The show must go on. We
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  Speaker 1: got to show up and show out. Thank you again.
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  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up with thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: we'll hear from a nephew if he runs that prank
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  Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time now for the nephew
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  Speaker 1: to run that prank back. What you got for his nas,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna run it back, Jenji vitas. This goes out
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  Speaker 1: to everybody that has it, everybody that's dealing with it,
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  Speaker 1: everybody that the floor below the gums them. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's go cat. Hello, I'm trying to reach Kelvin Kelvin Davis. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Calvin. Who am I speaking with? How you
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  Speaker 1: doing to Kelvin? Uh? Let me make sure I got
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  Speaker 1: the right Kelvin Kelvin. You you um at the job?
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  Speaker 1: You work on the fourth floor, right, Yeah, I work
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  Speaker 1: on the fourth floor. Are you in the cubicle next
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  Speaker 1: to Randy. Yeah, a matter of fact, I am. But
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  Speaker 1: who am I? Who am I speaking with? Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not at liberty to give my name right now, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm bringing some news from the job that I think
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  Speaker 1: you might want to Uh. You know, this is some
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  Speaker 1: news I think that you would probably want to know.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just let's just say, I'm I'm an employee
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  Speaker 1: from another floor and I got I got wind of
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  Speaker 1: what was going on on the fourth floor, and I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to you know, I wanted to I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: bring it to your attention because I think on your floor,
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  Speaker 1: nobody's bringing this to your attention, you know. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: let me get this straight. You can't tell me your name,
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  Speaker 1: but work on the floor below me. Do you know me?
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  Speaker 1: I've seen you before. I've seen you before? Okay, No,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, do you know me? I mean
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you know? So no, let me let
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  Speaker 1: me Okay, So how did you how did you get
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  Speaker 1: to so called being the spokesperson for people who work
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  Speaker 1: with me? Hey? Man, like I say, I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to give you the news because the whole fourth floor
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  Speaker 1: is gossiping about you and nobody's telling you what's going on. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so obviously the gossip is about me, has gotten to
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  Speaker 1: you on the third floor, and now you are coming
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  Speaker 1: to be my deliverer, so to speak. I'm just a guy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just a guy bringing you some news. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just here. Let me let me ask you this, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Are you Are you flossing at night? What business is
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  Speaker 1: that of yours? But I'm just I'm just asking are
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  Speaker 1: you flossing at name? Do you floss on a regular basis? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I floss on a regular basis? Is what that got
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  Speaker 1: to do with the price of t and challenge? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: when's the last time you've been to the dentist? Man,
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  Speaker 1: who the hell are you? Let me tell you, to
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  Speaker 1: be honest, what you make My problem is not really
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  Speaker 1: what you I'm really upset with the people on the
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  Speaker 1: floor that's not telling you. But you know why, why
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  Speaker 1: ain't you talking to them? But the problem is, man,
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  Speaker 1: is that is that they're talking about you and they're
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  Speaker 1: not telling you what your issue is. So let's get
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  Speaker 1: to the issue at hand. So you are flowsen. You
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  Speaker 1: are flawsen. That's what you're saying. Damn straight out flawst Okay,
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  Speaker 1: are you brushing your tongue? Come on now, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to you don't have to question me about my
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  Speaker 1: hygienic makeup. You don't know me, you have never talked
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  Speaker 1: to me. But you're gonna side with a bunch of folks.
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  Speaker 1: Did think I'm not I'm not siding with him. Brother,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not siding with him, but he behalf. You're siding
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  Speaker 1: with them. Okay, ke Man, kill kill Listen to this.
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  Speaker 1: This is really you don't even know me, and you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna approach me like this. So Keller, they think you
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  Speaker 1: have ginger vider. Oh, I mean you when you go
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  Speaker 1: to your dinners? Are y'all cleaning below your grooms? Dude
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  Speaker 1: to Dennists, do what you do. And I'm laying there
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  Speaker 1: with my mouth wide open, and I go more than
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  Speaker 1: every six months, So what the hell are you talking about? Well, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: something is wrong, okay, And everybody's saying that it's you,
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  Speaker 1: It is your breath. That's that's just you know, they're
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  Speaker 1: saying they live in the fourth floor to go down
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  Speaker 1: to the lobby just to get some fresh air, because well,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I want you to do. Since you
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  Speaker 1: speaking on their behalf, tell every one of them sorry
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  Speaker 1: soul and souls that if they got a problem with me,
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  Speaker 1: they need to come approach me, and then if it's
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  Speaker 1: that bad, I'll blow my stink as breath in their face.
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  Speaker 1: Bring it off, because this conversation with you is really
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  Speaker 1: way you'll face because you have no business calling me
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  Speaker 1: telling me say, can I give you some some some
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  Speaker 1: items to mix together for you to gargle with later tonight?
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  Speaker 1: So you work, you work in the building, but now
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  Speaker 1: you're a dentist man. You know what this is bull
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  Speaker 1: And we're gonna settle this tomorrow first thing in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: When a matter of fact, I'm gonna go to the
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  Speaker 1: full flow and wait for all these sorry soul and
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  Speaker 1: souls they come up there, who's been talking about me
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  Speaker 1: behind my back? And guess what you invited to the party?
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  Speaker 1: Two player, since you're gonna be their representatives, each one
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  Speaker 1: of them lying back because when they get in there,
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  Speaker 1: as far as I'm concerned, when tomorrow get here, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be awoping. And if you walk some of it
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  Speaker 1: show up, sence you the representative, but you will get it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you do you tell them? Do you do you
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  Speaker 1: think it could be some cavities or something? Do you
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  Speaker 1: think you give be cavity? My foot in your cavity?
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  Speaker 1: This is what it's gonna be. And whoever else you
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  Speaker 1: want to try to take it out, they gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it in there. So guess what it's on tomorrow. I
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  Speaker 1: know I ain't got ginger. Are you only brushing in
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  Speaker 1: the morning when you leave for work or you only
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  Speaker 1: bring you? Have you not understood me? Don't keep questioning me.
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  Speaker 1: You can question me tomorrow after I will and yours?
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  Speaker 1: Can you bring? Can you bring? Why did you try
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  Speaker 1: to do? Why did you do me this way? Then
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  Speaker 1: I tell you? Then I tell you? Can you bring?
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  Speaker 1: Can you bring your toothbrush tomorrow? Can you bring your
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  Speaker 1: tooth brush? It's five fingers on my toothbrush. I bring them.
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  Speaker 1: They be balled up and you will get to mister
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  Speaker 1: cleaning that you ain't never thought you would get from
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  Speaker 1: a dentist. Okay, they just don't over man, Hey, hey bro, bro,
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  Speaker 1: calm calm down, man, just calm down. We're trying to
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  Speaker 1: get to we're trying to fix the problem. Just gonna
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  Speaker 1: fix the problem, Kevin, You kicking ass is not gonna
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  Speaker 1: change your breath. I ain't gonna worry about it. That's
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  Speaker 1: no line. Jokers. Come down there and sit in your
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  Speaker 1: cube because all right, So do you you you? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to know who? Who? Who? Put this
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  Speaker 1: out there? I want you to know when you see
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  Speaker 1: me tomorrow, go ahead and lay it out from me.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me so, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Randy got me the frank phone call.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: You man, you know what You've almost started me to
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  Speaker 1: say something. You are lined it to me? Yeah, you wait,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Randy in the morning, you wait, classing him? All right, man,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: give it to me this twenty twenty baby. Tell me
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: what it is, the badnest and I mean the badest
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land without a doubt. Man. The
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: gotta be next you Tommy and the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: That is Rush at night. Some of y'all don't brush
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: that night man, All right, thanking of you. Coming up next,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: It is asked the Cello Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: in the building for your love questions. Right after this
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: you're listening show coming up at the top of the hour.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: In entertainment news, r Kelly jurors are not disqualified for
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: watching his docu series. Plus Swood Spats and Timberland are
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: suing Triller for twenty eight million dollars, and then trending
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: headline news. Kentucky protesters drowned out part of gubernatorial candidate
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Daniel Cameron's speech at a recent rally by shouting out
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  Speaker 1: Brianna Taylor's name. We'll talk about all of these stories
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Yeah, but right now
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  Speaker 1: it is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building, ready and waiting. I nez
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  Speaker 1: from Tulsa. I nez from Tulsa. Right. My brother recently
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: moved to town and he's been hanging out with my
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: ex husband. My husband has turned my brother against me,
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  Speaker 1: and my brother had a nerve to tell me that
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  Speaker 1: I ran my husband off. Never mind that my husband
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  Speaker 1: cheated on me. Is that my fault too? How can
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: he pick that man's side over mine? Well, your brother stupid, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and your brother ain't just gets stupid, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Ruther Ruther been stupid. Damn his whole life. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't moved and he running with your ex husband.
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  Speaker 1: Now he didn't turn him against his sister. How stupid
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  Speaker 1: is Ruther? I'm with you when you write Steve, I'm
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: pretty sure and Nes you are too old to call
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  Speaker 1: change your name? Yeah, she probably loves her brother. You're like,
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  Speaker 1: now you can't change that. You just had to go
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: with your nickname. Any what's it? What is it in any?
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  Speaker 1: You may as well say just as long? Yeah, but
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: it just say it takes a zof so it don't
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: sound so slave. Well, we're gonna go from I nev
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: to Fiona in a Delaware. I'm forty two and I've
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: been divorced twice. I'm a Republican and my new boyfriend
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: has never voted in his life. Yet he says our
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: political differences are messing up our relationship. I didn't support
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Trump and my boyfriend has never supported any of the candidates.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: So is he just making up excuses to break up?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Vorced twice? M you forty two? So let me show
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: you what I think has happened with these two divorces,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: even though that ain't your questions. No, it's not a
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: new man that you just picked. Hmm. It's claiming that
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Charles political differences, it's causing the problem. Yeah, you're dating
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: the man that ain't ever vote. Mm hmmm. You're a
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Republican that don't support Trump. M y'all have nothing, income, nothing,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: You are a little mixed up yourself. There's a black
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: dude and a white woman. Yeah, well the white woman
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: live Fiona. Didn't you watch Shrek cartoon? The hell you're
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: talking about? Did you watch Shrek cartoon? In real life
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: she would have been white? Is the point with the name, like, yeah, hey,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: what we're going with this here? Black? I'm frightening jokes?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: What is y'all analyzing? Damn, we're not analyzing. Okay, we'll
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: just let me tell the damn joke. If you know
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: a white Fiona West yet he was green though. Anyway,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I think guys off a bit. You need to relax,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: pull up a little bit, try to find a day
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: the next person you date should have something in common
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  Speaker 1: with you. Find your answer Republican that you can date
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: a black Republican. They out there, oh lord, they out there.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Somebody where y'all can agree on something and
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: going to live your life because you know whatever Trump's
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: not coming back. Just need y'all know that he's in
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: the fight of his life. Yeah, y'all need to start
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: working through that right now. Get all the hell billings
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: together with them. Gun threatened to kill all these FBI
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: agents and stuff. Get all these here, go set your
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  Speaker 1: ass down. Trump ain't coming back. We tell y'all. The
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: soft warden rising again. Even believe that now you think
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Trump coming back, He ain't coming back, Heather, how long
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Elvis is really dead? Damn man, boy. When they hang
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: on the something, they hang on tight to the n
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: They don't even bleed the truth no more. You stole
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: that letching you know now they didn't. That is the
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: biggest lie. Moving on. He ain't trying to help y'all
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: from climbing that wall. Y'all ass going to jail. They
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: were scaling it, and he ain't got time to help
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: y'all because his ass might be going his self. Facts
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: all right, I'm moving on steep to Amy and Montgomery.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Amy says, my co worker introduced me to a man
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  Speaker 1: and we hit it off. But he did something over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend that makes me think he's a stalker. I
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: was at brunch with my girls and I just so
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: happened to see his car ride by the patio. I
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: called him and he said he wanted to make sure
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I made it okay. Is that creepy or what? He's
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: just checking to make sure you made it okay, Slash,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you said you off where you said you was. Don't
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: be he's creepy, stock No, no, listen, okay, listen to
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: my aunt. He called me dry. Is that creepy? Yes,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: he said he was just calling to make sure I
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: made it okay. He was just calling to make sure
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: you made it okay, Slash that you off where you
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: said you What I'm saying, yeah, kind of pottention watching
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: now called me too. Yeah, still creepy. You're right, Amy,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: red flag, don't ignore him, red flag, But I'm agreeing
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: with Amy. I'm just telling her to read the whole thing.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I got what he said. But he he drove by
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: slow damnler like some wonders was gonna come down. They
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: were gonna start shooting. It looked like a drive by. Yeah, yeah,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: great advice, Steve. And did he have some rap music
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: playing role? He was going by anyway, just checking out,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: but trap trying to see what she had you rapping
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: now checking out to see where she yet, I don't
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: know why he's checking out with your girls. All right,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: thank you, Cielo. Uh okay, coming up at the top
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: of the hour and entertainment news and trending headlines. We'll
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: be right back right after this. You're listening to the
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: morning show in Chicago. The federal trial of R. Kelly
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: got started on Monday. Kelly sat in court and watched
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: the long drawn out process of jury selection. The judge
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: quiz more than sixty potential jurors about what they know
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: about R. Kelly and in this case of child pornography
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: plus obstruction of justice. The judge denied the defense's requests
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: to bar any juror that watch lifetime docu series Surviving R. Kelly.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: The judge dismissed half the panels, many of them admitted
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: to seeing the series and believing they could not be
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: they could not be unbiased prosecutors and defense attorneys will
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  Speaker 1: get their shot today and narrow the field even further.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: So there you go. Yeah, it doesn't matter that they've
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: seen the series or not. Imports some jury. How many
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: more trials? He got a lot, Yeah, a lot, as
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: many as it takes. Yes, a lot of victims grag
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: on all levels. Yeah, because this guy man could have
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: had a great life. M the choices he made, and man,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: he chose to go the other way, chose evil and
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: participated some things and put off some things. And man,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, when you got acquitted the first time, go
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: sit your ass down somewhere. But I don't understand me personally.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't get it at all. All these
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: beautiful grown women walk around here. I'm talking about good
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  Speaker 1: one conversation, talking single. Yeah. She problem is with grown
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: women they talk back. That's problem right there. They have Yeah, sure,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I said, and they can read. And they can read
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: because you've never thrown a rock that big before. But
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I'm just throwing to try all the windows out and
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I meant, every every word everywhere they can read. Lord,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: but got got got got got go? What the hell
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: happened the strawberry? We've talked about grown women in opinions? Yeah, yeah,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Well guess we'll move on to the next story. By
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: all right, here we go. We all know with Beets
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: and Timberland created a super popular music battle show called Versus,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: and now they are suing Triller for twenty eight million dollars. Now.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: This is according to tim Z. Swiss and Timberland agreed
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: to sell Versus to Triller back in January of last year,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: but they say Triller defaulted on the deal after only
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: two payments. Swiss and Timberland said they settled with Triller
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: after the initial default, but they say Triller played the
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: game the same game as before, making one installment and
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: then not paying up the remaining balance. So Swiss and
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Timberland are going after Triller for more than twenty eight
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: million dollars plus interest. Do you have a tree? How
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: much money Triller? G Well, you just have to find
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: out who's behind Trill, you know, make sure how to
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: court documents, cloud of corporation is set up in all
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: like that. But Swiss, Swiss is brilliant guy, man, Yeah,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: he's brilliant. And all they suing for is what the
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: contract is. Yeah, they won't interest now because they're gonna
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: win the case. They just got to figure out how
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: they're gonna collect. They're gonna win, right because they got
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: the paperwork. Gotch plus interest. I love that part plus
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: interest all right. Finally, in trending headline News, supporters of
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Brianna Taylor showed up in a big way at a
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: rally in Kentucky and booed Kentucky Attorney General and GOP
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: gubernatorial candidate Daniel Cameron. Cameron is the AG who failed
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: to indict any of the officers who were involved in
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: the killing of Brianna Taylor. Take a listen. I want
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: you to know that we might be sharing a few
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: laughs today, but whether we're a Republican or Democrat, know
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: that we are with you. When natural disasters strike, we
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: take off our partisan hats and we root for each other.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: We help prepare, and we rebuild. We try together, and
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: we laughed together, and we pick each other up. And
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: that's what I've seen during the gather station left by
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: the tornadoes and the floods. Give it up, but you
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: can sell the sound when you're about to lose, you
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: know it. You don't believe with saying that was the junior. Recently,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Department of Justice, of course, disagreed with the States finding
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: and federally charged the four Louisville officers in connection with
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Brianna Taylor's death. So there you go. Yes, they under
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: justice signment some sort of justice. Yeah, yeah, I mean
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: he tried, he tried to speak over the crown. Yeah yeah,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: but see, you bet you better believe he did. He would,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: he was. He had on himself a little bit. I'm
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you that right now, boy, because when you're
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: trying to read your speech and they hollowed all listen
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: instead of getting a prescription visiting hearing healthy professional custom following,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: he was mild to moderate hearing loss from law be
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: able to buy herring age directly. Father, stop this move. Yeah,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. He would all straight struggle. Yeah. Yeah.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: When he got to read that, he just did like
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: this into the mic. Oh yeah, yeah, he got in
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: the back. He didn't cost security out everything. Where are
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: the guys at all right? Moving on, coming up in
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour. Did your parents embarrass you
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: when they dropped you off at college? We'll talk about this, yes, yes,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: when we come back right after this. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: morning show. All right, So here's the question. Did your
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: parents embarrass you when they dropped you off at college?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: It's that time of year, of course, where parents drive
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: their college freshmen to school and drop them off to
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: be on their own for the first time in their lives,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: saying goodbye. It can be really really hard. It can
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: be sad, and especially for the parents who may linger
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: a little longer than they should. You know, maybe mom
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and dad even make a then by getting overly emotional.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: So the question is to you, um, Steve Junior, Tommy,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: did your parents were they emotional when they dropped you off?
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: And then Tommy, we have a question for you. You
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: were brought to drop your daughter off at college. So
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: how are you feeling? Guys, well, the emotional no, they
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: wouldn't emotional happened? What happened to you in university? It
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: was four boys that was sitting on the steps. My
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: mama said, babe, what you're doing? They said nothing. They
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: messed up. My mama made them move me in my door.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I said, what is you doing doing? I didn't know
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: none of them, but I just pulled up in the circle,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Holly Hall, What did you doing? Mama? What did you doing?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: They grabbed and moved all my stuff in. Then she
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: told him take him to him stead to the back, dolls,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: he's hungry. What did you doing? Just leave? They filhoop
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: my ass. Sold y'all pull off. But tay to day
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: we've been friends for twenty five years. Beautiful. Yeah, yeah,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: that's how it happened. Oh good, I didn't. I didn't
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: get dropped. I didn't get dropped off. I'm in the
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: driveway pulling back my daddy crying. I'm crying. And that
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: was about it. You know, that was about it. Here
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: boy called me when you get there, let me know
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: you made it. Then they let you be a man.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Now I got dropped off, Steve. Here we go, no matter.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: It was cool because my parents are the oldest, so
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: they they don't know nothing about no damn college. And uh,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I had three rulemates and got into the quad and
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: put my stuf. I't have one and I ain't need
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: no help. I ain't hand number one box one suitcase.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: That was all I had in the in this world.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: So so I so they they My mama hugged me
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: and say, do good down here, baby, makeup problem. My
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: father hugged me and said, keep y'all on. Need white folks, boy,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: that was asked to be expected. Yeah, that's all I said,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: keep you only white folks, boy, Yeah, because I had
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: three white roommates, that's all he went on. How you
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: couldn't do this here? Keep y on the white folks
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: boar went on out to so you saw each other. Yeah,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, We're
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: gonna check Steve's voicemail at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. It
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: is time now to check Steve's voicemail. If you want
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: to leave Steve a message, call him eight seven seven
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: twenty nine, Steve. All right, this is mister Johnson. That's
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: first caller Steve. He's a little upset about some comments
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: you made about the six year old boy. Remember we
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: did this story in Ohio. Who was in the story
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: drinking a malt liquor? Yes, good morning, Steve Harvey. My
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: name is Johnson. I live in Beaufort, Georgia, born and
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: raised in Los Angeles, California. Delivered mail for the Post
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Office twenty two years. I live in a mobile home
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: park here in Georgia. I got down on my luck
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: and this morning, on this day, All the sixteenth, you've
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: made a comment that that little boy that his mother
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: was giving him beer was probably living a trailer home park.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: And I feel like that was hurting to some people,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: especially me. When I listen at your radio show, every day.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I kind of like you, Steve Harvey. I followed you
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: for years. I'm seventy one years old, I'm disabled, I'm
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: on oxygen behind my mobile home. Parks is the best
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I could do at a ninety thousand dollars. I paid
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: for it, and you you hurt my feelings when you
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: downplayed us, like with trailer trash. I really would like
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: to hear from you, and I really think you need
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: to apologize to us listeners for that comment you made.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: You have a blessed day, Steve Harvey, and I do
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: love you and Tommy and your show and the rest
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: of the cast. God bless you. I love you, Miss John,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: my uncle. Go ahead. But I never I never said
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: trailer trash. I was just talking about why I assumed
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: the boy from I didn't inform a joke. I'm not
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: gonna apologize because I don't. I don't feel like I
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: did anything to hurt you. I ain't know your ass
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: lived in the trailer park. I didn't know your ass
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: had fell on your hard as luck. I didn't know
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: nothing about you being on no oxygen tank, and I
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: didn't know your ass stayed didn't be for George. So
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: how you think I was talking directly to your ass,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: mister Johnson. I don't even see how you came to that.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: So now mama had to stand on this joke. I
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: told you know, I don't get to tell many jokes
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: no more because political correctness is killing me. If you
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna apologize for saying this little ragged ass
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: ball was riding on the scooter to drinking a mat liquor.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: And you think his ass wasn't in front of a trailer,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: you're saying the mistake. There's got nothing to do with
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: good people that living trailer park. I'm not getting apologize
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: to your ass. He wasn't you, and it wasn't your grandson.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Now we now you ain't apologizing. I'm not fit to
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: do that. Mister. I love you too, but you got
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: to give me mine. But God made me this way
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: and I'm not Co'm not gonna keep apologizing for being
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: who I am and high I stand by that joke
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I told his little trailer podcast is on the scooter
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: malt liquor. No, I'm not he doing it. I'm not
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: tending to do it, and he still more him. Now,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't say nothing about mister Johnson. Even though he
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: might have rolled pass your trailer. Mister Johnson, I had
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: never mentioned that, and we're not not fitting to do
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: that now, Love, love you, mister Johnson, for you for listening.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: You get off the oxygen tanking all this here. I
• 42:50
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• 44:12
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
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  Speaker 1: today's Frank phone call. Yes, you don't worry. All right,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: here it is this right here is Jeane. I got
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  Speaker 1: your girl. Jean, I got you. You know I'm always
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: helpful to people. You know what I'm saying. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I do. This is what I do. This is Jean,
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  Speaker 1: I got you girl. Let's go Hello speedy Jane. My
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  Speaker 1: name Vernon brother was playing What's going on? I need
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: to high let you for a minute, my man. I
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: want to let you about your wife. So you got
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: a minute. Yeah, I'm I don't even know how to
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: breaktice to your dog. I just want to be straight
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: up with you. Man, me and your wife have been
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: kind of seeing each other, and really she want to
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: let you go. But she ain't, you know, she really
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: ain't got it got it up in her to say
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: she want to let you go. So I'm coming to
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: you like a man and letting you know. You know
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: that she really wanted to shut it down with you.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: We've been seeing each other for a minute now, so
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know how well you know, I'm just coming
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: at you like a man brother, trying to let you
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: know she don't even really want you no more. You know,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: we haven't talked about it, talked about it, and I'm
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: just trying to get it all. I know. I'm tired.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of hiding with it. Really, okay, okay, well
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: you know it's a lot smoother than I expected. Player,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I man, it is what it is. It is what
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: it is. I mean, long as long as you as
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: long as you cool, I thought, you know, I just
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: want to be a man called and how I let
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: you let you know? Have you seen her to day?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: And where are you from from Jersey? I'm around Newark.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, you said it's a lot smooder than you
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: thought it was gonna baby. Well, you know, anytime i'm
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: another man from to call another man about his wife,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you don't expect it to be nothing.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: You know, pretty simple, that's for sure. I didn't contemplate
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: it a long time by calling you. Saw, you know,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: the day I just said the head whatever, I get
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: my number, So I've been hand your number. I had
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: your number a long time. All right, Now you say
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: you're looking, Um, there's a lot smoother than you thought
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be. It ain't that smooth, But you know
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: you don't want you know, the thing is, you got
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: one up on it because you know my information. Now
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I's gonna come find you. Okay, wait wait wait wait
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait hold up? Now good. You feel like
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna to hold up. You just want to Okay,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: you feel like you need to be looking for me
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: or something. Brother, Look look ahead, let's check this out.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: This is a decision that the wife has made. You
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. So you have no reason to
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: be mad at me about anything. You have no reason
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: to be coming looking for me or any information on me,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: because see, when that happens, then it's gonna really get stinky.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Up in here, and I'm trying not to let that happen.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling you like a man, brother, Trust me,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Ain't that I'm never worried about. Okay, Well, I'm just
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: letting you know, man, I'm letting you know up front
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: sheet with me and her contemplated a long time. Y'alla, y'alla.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: So now you know here we are. So I said,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: you know, what the hell with it? I'm calling today,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: y'all should have did this on the phone together out
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: of respect to both of y'all. More, Okay, well you know,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: and then you know, if that's what it's got to be,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: we be face to face together whatever it's gotta be, man. Okay, So,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: but but let me ask you this here where it's
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: going in Once we're both staying flat footed and tell
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: you how it is, then what I ain't gonna ever
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: be flat footed? Okay? What the flat footed? Or upside
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: down anyway you want to look at it. Bro. I'm
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: trying not to get into this physical part, but it
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: seemed like you're leaning that way with me. It could
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: be whatever you no, it could be on this side
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: of the dirt the other side, and don't make it difference.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: It never does, brother, it never does. When two bulls
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: come together, one of them got to go down. No,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: guess what we are doing? Too much talking? You've got
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: my information. Guess what now I'm not loaded than hunter
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: for you. You lock and loaded. There's no need for
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: you to say. There's no need for us discussing anymore. Okay, cool,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: you know why we at it, man, Let me go
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: and drop it all on you then, because it's it
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: seemed like we need to go and get it all
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: out the way. You cool? You know what I'm saying.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I think you need you know, a matter of fact,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: if you want to just keep it all the way real,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: you might want to go take a blood test about
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: a lina and make sure you to Papa to that.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: All right, feel me? Got it? So I'm gonna have
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: your wife getting your car man, because we didn't contemplate
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: it or too long and it's time. Yeah, you do that.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: You know my information? Like I said, you said enough,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: you didn't enough bones there. Now I'm really hunter for somebody.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: So you know what I mean, somebody's got to go.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: What you mean, wait, what was all this? Somebody got
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: to go? What you're saying somebody got to go. Okay,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: you're talking about either me or you. One of us
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: got to go, see because you're saying the wrong thing.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Because what you must understand is if I've given you
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: as much information as I already have, that means I
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: have enough information to know where you are. Brother, you
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: know nothing about me norway I reside. So if you're
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about locking load and somebody got to go,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: then you're saying it to the wrong person, because I'm
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: already up on you. Player. You got to First off,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: you ain't really annoyed because it got a country action.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: So second off, like you've done them on the real street.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: So however you want to handle it, you know my information.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Guess what, I don't reside in the more. I ain't
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: being the more. That's what. Now. You got to start
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: from scratch like me. He'll go to math. Man, you're
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: ready for that. You're ready for this math, You're ready
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: to play. He'll go to math. This net you, Timmy
• 50:00
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• 50:02
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• 50:09
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• 50:14
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• 50:16
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  Speaker 1: playing with a little scary Gene. If you're listening, hey man,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: good morning to your brother. Hope life is good. Um,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: if you need anything, hey, I'm here for it, man,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you need. Man, I'm like I said, I'm I
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  Speaker 1: was just playing, you know. Yeah, much much love to Gene.
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  Speaker 1: Wait too much, Tommy. We keep telling you and anybody
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: with Jeene Caliber. Good morning to y'all. Man, y'all different
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: kind of people, good morning, you know, laugh sometime, man, damn,
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  Speaker 1: just it's just these just jokes. Just yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all Jene Calibers, I tell yeah, just man, y'all relax,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: just relax. Yeah. I don't know what kind of food
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: that was, but he wasn't letting up on it. But yeah,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: big up to Gene. And now on a more on,
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  Speaker 1: You understand, Thank you so good, so good. All right, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: thank you coming up now that would be sexy, nephew,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you. She go here Okay, all right, sexy nephew,
• 53:18
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  Speaker 1: so I need your advice on how to talk to
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  Speaker 1: my husband. He seems to be going through a midlife
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: crisis or something similar. We're both fifty six years old
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: and have been married since we were thirty. We did
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: get married so I could become a US citizen, but
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  Speaker 1: we were in love. I met him when he was
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: stationed in my country, and we both had a lot
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: of growing up to do. He was never trendy or
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: fashionable because he wore a uniform to work until he
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: retired recently. Now he's trying to be like the men
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: he sees on social media. He follows online workouts and
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: he's been wearing his arms out a lot more. He's
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: got a great body, with big arms and nice muscular thighs,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: and it's the thighs that are creating the problem for him.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: He's not a suave guy at all. And he's trying
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: up fashions from a store in the mall that I
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: will not call out because I love shopping there too.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I'm a size six, so I can do that. He's
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: six two and kind of bulky, so he shouldn't be
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: in that store at all. The shirts bit him, but
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: they're almost too tight on his big arms. I cannot
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: deal with the pants and the shorts though. He chooses
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: to buy the new trendy hoochie daddy shorts and when
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: we go out, he has to reach and pull them
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: out of his crotch when he gets up and while
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: he's walking. That's what women do. I feel like if
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: you have to do all of that, they're not the
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: right size or they're not made for your body type.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Then there's the same issue with his jeans. He wears
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: them so tight on his thighs that he's forcing them
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: on and off, and he has marks on his legs afterwards.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: How do I get my middle aged man to dress appropriately?
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: It is getting rather embarrassing. Well, first of all, thank
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: you for the compliment, but I have a few questions
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: for you. Have you told your husband how you feel
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: about his new style? I know you're asking us for advice,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: but you know, sometimes you just gotta let them know
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: in a nice way. But just let them know, honey,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: maybe that shirt's a little too tight or you know,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: something like that. You know, get a larger size. I
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: think it would look better, or show off your muscles more.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: But is he shopping at a woman's store because you
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: said you like to shop there too, You shop there too.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Is he trying to show off his body? Maybe that's
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: what he's trying to do, But there are better ways
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: to do it than you know, seeing your man and
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: hoochie daddy shorts and what are those anyway, What does
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: that mean hoochie daddy shorts? Are they real tight? I
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: don't know unless they're competing competing as a bodybuilder or weightlifter.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: I don't see a reason for any fifty six year
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: old man to dress like this in public. I mean,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: just because you can doesn't mean you should. There is
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: such a thing as a appropriateness which is still really
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: sexy without showing all of your stuff. I mean, I
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: was really done when you said he was pulling his
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: shorts out of his crotch every time he gets up
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: from a chair. Some more questions for you. Is he
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: a lifeguard? I mean, do you guys live on the beach?
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Is that why he dresses like that? In any event,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like he knows what to do. I mean,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: if you're if he's just looking on social media and
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: left up to his own devices, this is what he
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: comes up with. I think honestly he needs a stylist.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Maybe you can invest in a stylist. They do have
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: people at department stores that will help put looks together
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: for you, you know, in the appropriate size and all that.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: But you got to tell him how you feel about this,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: and he's you know, way too grown just to be
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: wearing stuff like this that doesn't fit. He should at
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: least know that. Okay, Steve, Well, seeing as how, I
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: don't give a damn about this letter, I just don't
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: seem like a major issue. I'm just gonna dress the
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: points in the letter that I feel like talking about.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say before I read this letter, I
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: ain't really trying to help you, but that's what she wants.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not the well sorry, come to compliment me and
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Shelley time, we're very fashionable. That well, that ain't gonna
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: help you with my response. He's going through a mid
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: life crisis. You and your hub we both fifty six
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: years old and been married since who was thirty? So
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: they've been married twenty six years. What we did get
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: married so I could become a US citizen, but we
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: were in love. Donna try to fix it. I'm gonna
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: try to fix it now. I read that. I read
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: that you told the truth. At first. You see that
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: you said we did get married so I could become
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: a US citizen, but we were in love though now
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: no where you should have wrote this letter was I
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: loved my husband deeply. We met while he was in
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: the military, and we got married and I became a
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: US citizen. That's what you should have said, Okay, But
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: what you said was we did get married so I
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: could become a US citizen. But we were in love.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: A letter that took a dog turned to me. He
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: was stationed in my country, and we both had a
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: lot of growing up to do. I wonder to where
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: y'all will yeah she did, She didn't say yeah. I
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: got a couple of guesses, though, as I read the letter.
• 59:44
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• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I don't think this letter is important. But I will
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: just be talking about the stuff in the letter that
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• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: the mouth of the South did pick this damn letter out.
• 1:00:07
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• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: when we come back, all right, anyway, we'll have turned two.
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  Speaker 1: Be quiet, Steve, we'll have turned two of your response
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• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: there are some things in the letter that I just
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: want to talk about because I ain't got nothing to
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: do today. This couple, they got married when they was
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  Speaker 1: thirty years old, they both fifty six, And then she
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  Speaker 1: made the alarming statement that we did get married so
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  Speaker 1: I could become a US citizen, but we were in
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: love though it's too late for that. You got married
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: so you could become a US citizen, but we were
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: in love though. Nah, nah, you just wanted to come
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: over him, that's all that is. Yeah, I saw she
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: just wanted over here. Now this kind of got catalog
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: bride written all over it, but I ain't gonna. I
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  Speaker 1: don't really know that because he was dad he saw,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: so it wasn't in the catalog. But he met you
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  Speaker 1: somewhere and this cute little love story. So let's go
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: head on. And we both had a lot of growing
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: up to do when you was already thirty. Damn. He
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: was never trendy or fashional. But because he wore uniform
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: to work until he retired recently. Well, he was in
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: a military. You ain't got no nothing about fashion. This
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: is what we were in. We all way the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Some great uniforms out there, And thank you for everybody
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: that provides a service for us in the military. This
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: ain't about you, just about the lady and her hus
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Now now he's trying to be like the men he
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  Speaker 1: sees on social media. He's following some online workouts, and
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: he's been wearing his arms out a lot more. He's
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: got a great body with big arms at nice muscular thighs. Well,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: we'll be the judge of that. Yeah, well we'll tell
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: you if he got a nice ass body. He got
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: big arms and he built nice he got nice thighs. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: but see, words is worth a thousands is worth a
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  Speaker 1: thousand pictures sometimes, you know how they say a pictures
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: worth thousand words. Sometimes words is worth a thousand pictures
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  Speaker 1: in this case, so now she trying to make him
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: more than he out to be. He'd been wearing his
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  Speaker 1: arms out. He got a great body with big arms
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: at nice muscular thighs. Keep that in mind. Watched it,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: and it's the thighs that are creating a problem for him.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: He's not a suave guy at all. Okay, naw, we're
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: starting to tell the truth. Then all this big old
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: great body, nice arms, muscular, big thighs, and all of
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: a sudden, it's his thighs that a problem because he
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: he not a suave guy. So, oh, now he knocked knee.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: She didn't say that. Yeah, that's what it is, Shirley,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: when they say he's not suave at all, when he
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: got big thighs and his thighs, it's the problem. He
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: knocked knee. Yeah, that's what I got out of him.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: You know that's what he wearing shorts because he can't
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: wear carter roys because he has started five knock kneed.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: People can't wear cordar roys. Ain't you completely the start him.
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  Speaker 1: He's trying out fashions from a store in the mall
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: that I will not call out because I love shopping
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: there and I'm a side six, so I can do that.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, we all have the same store? Yeah?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Could this be the Express? The Express? Half different things?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: He can't be an h and them now, Zara, it's
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: the one that has these high fashion places, and you
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: know they duplicate the high fashions my kids and turned
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: me on to that. They see what I'm wearing, then
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: they gonna get the other version for it. Piss me off.
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  Speaker 1: They pay twenty dollars for the pants. I don't damn
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars for him. And it looked just like him.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: I'll be mad as anyway. So he swap. So he
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: knocked Need and he'd been up the shopping at Zarah.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Now you aside six and he but he's six two.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Ain't kind of balking? Now wait a minute, now, you
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: just said back up there. He got a real nice
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: body and with big arms at nice from muscular thigh.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Now he's six two kind of balking. Oh nine, we
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: got a little knock Need, a little fat man. We
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: talked about nine. That's what she said. A word is
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: worth a thousand pictures. So he shouldn't even be in
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: that stow at all his fat, as said Zara, trying
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: to shop and all this stuff that's for slim cut people.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: You can't go in that. Fat people got to stay
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  Speaker 1: out of Zar. You need to be there. He y'all
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: need to go there, Lane Brian for him. He can't
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: be up in Zarah. You got to go to ar Lane,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Brian or Ashley. They don't have men's clothes. It don't matter.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: That's where he needs to be wearing hooch your shorts
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: and then get you side sixteen something that of fitch
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: you anyway, he chooses to buy the new and trendy
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: hoochie daddy short and when we go out, he got
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: to reach up and pull him out of his crotch
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: when he get up while he walking. Now, I don't
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: know if you noticed it, but here is another picture
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: that's worth a thousand words. To pull your shorts out
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: your crotch requires your finger tips. And he got the
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: big ass hands because you already said the knock need
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: man any big bulky and he trying to put that
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: he pulling them out all day because he knocked need. See,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: I told you I wasn't trying to help you, so
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: I don't really give a damn. That's what women do,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: and I feel like you shouldn't have to do that
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: at all. Anyway, he's forcing them out. Let's anyway. I
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: don't know what store he needed to get his finger
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: tips out of his crop. And you need to just
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: tell him, Hey, you're pulling on your fat ass self
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: and you don't need to be in Zara no more.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Your ass need to be in Rochester. Big and Tall
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: were on today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey, fl you
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  Speaker 1: need to be down at dfhof shopocast demand. You need
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: to go to Walmart and by that tank top that
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: fit air by our Sports Talk with Junior got all
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  Speaker 1: the holes that you can stick down in your belt.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening show. It is time for Junior and Sports Talk.
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  Speaker 1: What you got Junior? All right, let me everybody know. First, Huntsville, Alabama,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I need I need pipping, I need Pimper
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: always him man alway, I'm right you want something, Junior, Man,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: how you doing? Pippot everything everything you know you've been
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: out everything in man and everything, imaginations, pimp, Yeah, Mille,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: pimper and something like that. You know I'm in a
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: nash ain't know being the mining you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: All right, pepper Man, this week two of the preseason, Man,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I want you to get your pre pick seas he
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: can start walking up for the season. Oh yeah, don't
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: nobody care nothing about the preseason? What you want to know? Yeah,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: but go ahead. Let's go ahead and just do some
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: picks though, so you don't frank this pickt practice pimpet Yeah,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I don't really need practice pimping. It comesnatch you, So
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: let's see how you feel about it. Man Bears verse Seahawks. Oh, Man,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Bad's gonna win this one. And here they're wanting a
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: some people right now, the Bad's gonna be all nineteen ship.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Seahawks ain't got they ain't got no Russell Wilson no more. Yeah,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: they don't. I don't give a damn who they gonna
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: throw the ball? Bring back Marshawn Niche, letting him quarter back.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Panthers versus Patriots, pimper all Panthers and the Patriots. Oh
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: that's Baker may feel down there now, yeah, with his
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: angry ass. Uh, don't nobody camp, but since I hate
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Boston I'm gonna go with the Panthers. Then we can
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: go Saints versus Packers. Oh, it's preseason and Rogers ain't
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: he ain't gonna play. Yeah, and Jamison Wiston, I don't
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: even know if he's gonna play because he might get
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: hurt again. You know, he's fragg He like a little
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: piece of parslan. When where he playing football? He need
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: to be playing volleyball or something. Wait, he be getting hurt,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: blood away, he felt. But damn gent, they don't even
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: make these kids like that no more. I remember when
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I played football. I played football with two broke ankles
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: one time. Ship. They don't even make them like the football.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: I was the quarterback and handed the ball off to myself.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, all right, here we go, Texas versus the Rails.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Stop this preseason anything. The Texas ain't gonna win no
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: damn game ever again y'all, y'all just called the baseball
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: team a leash. Y'all know how to and cheat, Junior pimpin,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for that sports report of the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: and all of that, you know, some people are still
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: grilling on the weekends, catching that last little bit of summer.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: And we saw this topic on Facebook. Okay, the subject
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: was don't micromanage me when I'm grilling. So this guy
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: named Dave wrote in. He said, my brother won't grill, slash,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: bar barbecue for our large family events anymore. He feels
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: too many people have specific requests. He can't handle complaint.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: He can't handle complaints. He can't handle things like cheese
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: or no cheese, or well done or medium? What kind
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: of rub are you using? Is that vegan or meat?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: He says, My brother can really really barbecue, but he
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: is fed up and now he's telling the family to
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: get a caterer because he is done. Yea, So he
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: had a question for forever you, Steve, Tommy and Junior.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to know if you have any suggestions to
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: help his brother deal with these special food orders when
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: he's grilling. He says he wants him back out there
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: on that grill at least by the upcoming Labor Day weekend.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: So what advice do you guys have for I just
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: got one. I ain't got the one. The vegan people
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: can go to hell. Oh that's all I got to say.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Rest up blowing on than Junior. But the bigger people
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  Speaker 1: can go to hell. Yeah. My thing with tom they
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  Speaker 1: want Yeah, I think with Tommy, if you vegan, you
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: need to leave now. You don't need to even be
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: coming by there. No, we don't want you there. No
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: vegans getting hungry. You can't have a little side menu
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: for the vegans. Yeah, yeah, we gotta sign menu for them.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: They call sides. Yeah, that's what they call. It's called
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: side low baked beans, you know, and pick the ham
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: out the baked beans because it's going in there. Take
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: the baking and stuff out the bake beans because they're
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: going in there. And here's my suggestion, here's what you do.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: See what I bobecue I have I have kids. This vegans.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: You know I got friends. You know this, Come on,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: but I'm bobbecuted. Yes, this high bobecute. I got warm
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: and draws. This high barbecute? This what bobecute? Why are
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: you yelling chicken? You can't get chicken? Is chicken? You
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: gotta be one sixty five in the middle. That's it now,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: my steaks, my lamb chops burgers all this is medium ram.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: So when you get him out the warm and draw
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: you want to pop them in a microwave and heat
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: him up. It heat him down the medium or you
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: can leave it in there and turn it in the
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: shoe leavel that's on your agg But telling them off
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: the grill at medium ram, because when I reheat him up,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: I won't mind to go to medium. Did you talk
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: to your guests in the same tongue? I don't talk
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: to him at all. I've been This ain't a social event.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: I'm out here cooking. This is my kitchen. Get out
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: around the grill. The sauce wee got, But Dave can't
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: even handle cheese or no cheese and your burger I
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: mean not doing that. Jesus in refrigerator. You shouldn't know
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: if you want cheese or that, well, then you need
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: to be You need to put your identify the birther.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: You won't get your cheese out refrigerator and be standing
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: there because they're coming off. Ain't medium. He just don't
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: even ask him well done or medium for your meetings.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: I don't well done me man, gonna ask nothing. Why
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: did you talking to? First of all, my damn assistant
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: been with me twenty five years. Want everything well done?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Not doing that to the food well done? We can
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: just give it to the damn dog. And it is
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: a social event. Bet not. We have more watch and
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: then eat coming up with twenty minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. Well, the
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Democrats are feeling energized right about now. They were over
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: five hundred thousand jobs added in the month of July.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: That's twice the expectations. Unemployment has fallen to three point
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  Speaker 1: five percent. The Inflation Reduction Act is set to pass,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: and there are there has been about fifty two days
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: of falling gas prices. Okay. In addition, former President Trump
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: is being investigated about the alleged mishandling of White House
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: documents and if he is if he has violated the
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Espionage Act and other laws related to national security. Plus, recently,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Trump invoked his Fifth Amendment rights during his deposition with
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  Speaker 1: the New York Attorney General Letitia James Office. Now, remember
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: back in twenty sixteen, how can we forget this? When
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Trump blasted Hillary Clinton for pleading the Fifth and her
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: probe of private email usage. Well, Trump said only criminals
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: take the Fifth back then, So, yeah, I remember? So
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: what are you? I know? I am, but what are you?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: I'm focused on five hundred thousand dollars added last month? Yeah,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: uncle missed all five thousand. He's still unemployed. Who my
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: uncle missed all five hundred thousands? He's still What the
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: hell is he doing? I love your family? Chairs? How
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: you missed five hundred thousand? Job? Because you have to
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: call me this month time about I need five job.
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  Speaker 1: Let's all up coming up in thirty three minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll play a round. It would you rather
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening to show time now for
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: a round? It? Would you rather let's jump right into it.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Would you rather out earn your partner or have your
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: partner out earned you. You want to make more money,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: you want your partner to make more money. Wait, the
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: men do what you man, My partner ain't got to work.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: We're good. I'm I'm holding it down. The question is,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: would you want to out earn your partner or wish
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: to god she could out My wife could out earn me. Wow,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: I'm through, I'm out. I'm stay at home. You're stay
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: at home. I'm gonna stay at home. Huh. As long
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: as I get to keep the money, I'll make it.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: And she out earned me. My turn. See what you're
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: doing today getting my nails done? Yes, that's what I'm
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: talking about, Steve. Yes, see what you're doing, Finn' gonna
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: have tea with my party. Y'all have a tea party,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: not time me like green teethough, Junior. And what you're
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: doing tomorrow, I don't know. Man. If she can beat
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: me by a dollar, I'm telling you, not a dollar, dollars,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: just five dollars. She out heard me. Boy, You're good.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: I love good man all right. Would you rather move
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: to a new city or town every week or would
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: you never be able to leave the city or town
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: you're in the city? Yeah, week, that ragged as stole
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: down there, ain't got nothing want? How you get the scoal?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: The scowsale clothes, food and washing machine? What does the
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: stowing world clust Virginia close candy? Who washing machines? He
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: supply crackling bridles? They sidle. They call it tap. They're
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: selling tap. Give that's stuff to ride a halting clown man.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: They're selling clown mechanisms and trailer park I wish hell
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: no alright, and on that trailer would you rather your
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: celebrity crush be able to read your mind? Or would
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: you rather your celebrity crush have access to your Internet history?
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: The same? Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: we'll got some closing remarks from the one and only
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey and our last break of the day right
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, guys. Here we are
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day on this Thursday, as
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: we head into this weekend, baby, yep, the weekend, um Steve.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Before we get out of here, we had a voicemail
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: from a caller named Seelee. Um. She wanted to ask
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: you about her relationship. She needs some relationship advice. All right,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: thanks Steve. My name is CD I am a mother
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  Speaker 1: of three. I've been with my husband for sixteen years,
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  Speaker 1: and you've hit a pretty tough time. Um. I'm wondering
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  Speaker 1: what I can do because my husband is no longer
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  Speaker 1: attracted to me. I'm sick. I have Hypertybritism, and he
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  Speaker 1: consistently tells me that he's not attracted to me anymore. Um,
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  Speaker 1: and I need to put them on makeup. So what
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  Speaker 1: can I do? Steve? What you're gonna tell him? Well,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, I couldn't understand a couple of things.
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  Speaker 1: So I have a couple of questions that maybe the
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  Speaker 1: ladies can answer for me. Did she say she had
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  Speaker 1: been married sixty years? Sixteen? I think? No, sixteen years? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: oh she says she was thick. Yeah, she just said
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  Speaker 1: she was being married sixteen years. Oh she didn't say
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  Speaker 1: she was thick. No, she's thought she was sixty been
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  Speaker 1: married sixty years and was thick. I was saying, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you pretty much had a full run. Probably
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  Speaker 1: make me stick, you make me sick. I mean I
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  Speaker 1: was just say, with that combination of sixty years and
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  Speaker 1: you think that you had a full run, don't weary
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  Speaker 1: about it. You probably not attracted to him anymore and that,
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  Speaker 1: and then I was I thought like s I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know she was mad. I thought like she was still
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  Speaker 1: dating or something. Yeah, trying to get out in the
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  Speaker 1: dating game. I was just gonna say, you might want
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  Speaker 1: to start by quick calling yourself, seeing we can start
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  Speaker 1: right there. You need a nickname or something, call yourself
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  Speaker 1: Cca or you know, Lee Lee, see baby yall, little
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  Speaker 1: see yall. Maybe go with se to the eye to
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  Speaker 1: the ey, something like that, and trying to create a
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  Speaker 1: little more youth. But that's if you had been married
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  Speaker 1: for sixty years. You know, you need to start wearing makeup.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe just put your makeup on. He said, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I think turn about this fair play person. Tell me
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  Speaker 1: they're not attracted to me. You know, I put it
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  Speaker 1: on another or the foot. You know what, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: attracted to you either. Oh you know your ass ain't
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  Speaker 1: all that, you know. Yeah, you know sometimes you just
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  Speaker 1: gotta get it off you because you're not handling it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you're calling here, you sound and said, do something about it, Seeley,
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  Speaker 1: do something to make yourself feel good, you know, get
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  Speaker 1: yourself together to where you're okay with you. He may
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  Speaker 1: not ever be okay with you, But you got to
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  Speaker 1: get okay with yourself. Though. I liked it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and I would go somewhere and just do some things
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  Speaker 1: to make myself happy. You ain't got to make him happy.
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  Speaker 1: He go to hell. Yes, come on, you know, ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody what they used to be? I like it. You know,
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  Speaker 1: what's his name? Like oldest all Otto? You know he
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  Speaker 1: probably got an old AS's name too. Mister yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but just get yourself together, you know, find you some
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  Speaker 1: things you like to go do. Quit wrapping yourself up
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  Speaker 1: into this man that ain't wrapping itself up into you
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  Speaker 1: no more. You know, things could have run this cause
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  Speaker 1: the voices happen all the time. I read the be
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  Speaker 1: brother be divorced and happy, then married and miserable. Oh wow, man, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so CC lee lee C baby little C C to
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  Speaker 1: the eye, to the You know, if you say that
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  Speaker 1: one more time, young nickname, she need a young nickname?
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  Speaker 1: See it? See it just selling old? You know, mighty
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  Speaker 1: well be agnes. So so you're telling her to love herself,
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  Speaker 1: to start with herself, love yourself. You can't make nobody
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  Speaker 1: do nothing for you that you ain't doing for yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You're sitting up in here, Celee feeling bad about yourself.
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  Speaker 1: But you want somebody feel good about you that ain't
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  Speaker 1: high work, got to feel good about yourself, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. Starts with you. That's right. You're you gotta
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  Speaker 1: get yourself together, go through you. Yeah, man, Quit trying
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  Speaker 1: to fit into somebody else's image. Who you need to
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  Speaker 1: be and fit into your own image of yourself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: be attractive to yourself. If not, yeah, if he ain't
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  Speaker 1: attracted to y'all, bet you somebody is. Get yourself together.
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  Speaker 1: And if you ain't wearing no makeup and you used
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  Speaker 1: to wear makeup, and get the makeup down, go down
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  Speaker 1: to the department Stoke and say, look, I just need
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  Speaker 1: some help. Tell a woman, I'm going through some things
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  Speaker 1: and I just can you just show me how do
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  Speaker 1: the basics of a nice little makeup for me? You know?
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  Speaker 1: Then you know it's just start walking. You don't need
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  Speaker 1: a gym membership. If that's what if you said you did?
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  Speaker 1: She say she was thick, No sick, She said she
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  Speaker 1: was sick. She yead what she said she was? She
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  Speaker 1: had hyperthyroidism, Yeah I couldn't. Yeah. She says she had
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  Speaker 1: high for thyroidism, Yeah, but you could probably steal walk though. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that thyroid got to do with that pituitary gland and
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  Speaker 1: all that creates grave disease and all that. So you
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  Speaker 1: might want to just steal just going to walk, Get
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  Speaker 1: you some doctor advice, follow what your doctor saying, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and take walking. Get your makeup done it, and get
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  Speaker 1: a nickname with calling yourself. Seen why we got to
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  Speaker 1: get a nickname. You had that old name year that
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  Speaker 1: every day kind of throw you back. Every time you
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  Speaker 1: feel like you're going forward, if you're throwing you back
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  Speaker 1: to the eighteen you know, und I'm trying to come
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  Speaker 1: out of it. I don't want to go back. It's
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