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Drunk Types, New X-mas Traditions, MTH, Elf Complaints and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recording. Y'all know what time of
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  Speaker 1: y'all don't know y'all back a suit on the back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them move like the Milian buck bus things and
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  Speaker 1: it's touble be good it. Steve listening to movie together
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  Speaker 1: for STU. Please, I don't join me, join you do me.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta use that turn you you gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out, turning, got to turn them out to
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water go. Come come on your
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  Speaker 1: tha h I shore will good morning everybody you are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: oh man. You know what y'all? I mean, Really, the
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  Speaker 1: goodness of God is overwhelming if you think about it,
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  Speaker 1: I mean really really think about it, even when your
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  Speaker 1: circumstance doesn't look so bright, even when you're going through
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  Speaker 1: something that's causing you discomfort, pain, Even in that God's
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  Speaker 1: goodness is actually overwhelming, because don't forget why you're going
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  Speaker 1: through this moment. First of all, this too shall pass.
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  Speaker 1: But also secondly, remember man, ain't everything else that you've
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  Speaker 1: gone through that seems so insurmountable at the time, didn't
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  Speaker 1: you get past that too. I mean, it's amazing if
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  Speaker 1: you really think about it, you don't get stuck on
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  Speaker 1: any one issue your whole life. The only people that
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  Speaker 1: get stuck on an issue they whole life is people
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  Speaker 1: who won't let it go. That's really all it is.
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  Speaker 1: That are people who exist, and you may be one
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  Speaker 1: of them. Oh please, No, I've been guilty of it
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  Speaker 1: myself before. But I learned something that are things in
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  Speaker 1: my past that I just would not let go of.
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  Speaker 1: It was done, it was over with, I was past it,
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  Speaker 1: but I would not let go of it. It was over.
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  Speaker 1: The dude that did it to me didn't exist no more.
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  Speaker 1: The problem that it created didn't exist no more. The
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  Speaker 1: only problem that kept hanging on was I would not
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  Speaker 1: let it go. And man, you can't go forward if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna keep looking in the past. It's an impossible thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's like driving a car. If you keep looking only
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  Speaker 1: in the rearview mirror while you're driving, you're going to
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  Speaker 1: crash pretty soon. And a lot of people just keep
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  Speaker 1: crashing over and over and over and over because you
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  Speaker 1: won't drive your car you keep looking in the rearview
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  Speaker 1: mirror at to pass. Oh woe, is me? Oh you
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  Speaker 1: know they did me like that. You know I ain't
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  Speaker 1: been the same since he cheated on me. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: ever since she stole my money, I ain't been the
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  Speaker 1: same man. She played me and every since that out
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  Speaker 1: and treated women differently. You may have some deeper stuff
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  Speaker 1: going on like but eventually, guess what, do you understand
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  Speaker 1: that when you have relationship God with God, you can
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  Speaker 1: take that to him too and drop it off and
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  Speaker 1: leave it there. Do you know that he can fix
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  Speaker 1: and heal that. Maybe it's something serious like that that
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  Speaker 1: you need fixing or healing from a relationship with God
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  Speaker 1: can fix and heal that. But man, come on, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is, and I'm not trying to downplay it
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  Speaker 1: or make it act like it wasn't traumatic in your life,
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  Speaker 1: because oh god, you don't want to you know, you
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  Speaker 1: don't want nobody do that to you because you want
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  Speaker 1: to be the you know, the post to child for misery.
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  Speaker 1: So please don't let me take that from you. If
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  Speaker 1: that's your position, that's your Hall of Fame card you
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  Speaker 1: hanging on too. I'm the post to child for misery.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, one is more woe than me. Then please
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  Speaker 1: don't let Steve, try to take that from you. You
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and hang on to that. But let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something, though, If that's what you're gonna hang
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  Speaker 1: on to, that's what you're gonna always be the post
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  Speaker 1: to child for misery. At one point in time, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to get on the move past it. You
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  Speaker 1: can sometimes, man, it's merely a simple thing of taking
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  Speaker 1: it to God and leaving it there. You know, some
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  Speaker 1: people don't have money for therapy. Some people don't even
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  Speaker 1: know who to call for therapy. God is the best
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  Speaker 1: psychologist in the world. He can fix it for you.
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  Speaker 1: There is nothing too hard for God. You know, when
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  Speaker 1: something seems impossible, y'all, God does the impossible all the
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  Speaker 1: time every day. You don't know how I know. I
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  Speaker 1: just look at a couple of basic things. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know that that sun comes up every day in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: It comes up in the east and it sets in
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  Speaker 1: the west. You can't do nothing about that. All you
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  Speaker 1: can wish because you plant your flowers on a certain
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  Speaker 1: side of your house. You can wish, y'all all you want.
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  Speaker 1: Then maybe one day he would bring it up out
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  Speaker 1: the northwest so those flowers were nam Now it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: come up out the east, and once the sun hits
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  Speaker 1: the horizon. When you look in the water, like if
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  Speaker 1: you ever out in La and you see the sun
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  Speaker 1: going down. Once the sun once you can visually see
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  Speaker 1: the sun touching the horizon, you have three minutes. You
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  Speaker 1: have exactly three minutes. You can sit there with your watch.
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  Speaker 1: You can time you're three minutes and it's gone. Three minutes,
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  Speaker 1: it's gone. I read that somewhere and I went and
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  Speaker 1: tried it. It's gone every day if if it's clear enough,
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  Speaker 1: not cloudy, once the sun touches the horizon on water,
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  Speaker 1: you got three minutes. When the wind blows, you can't
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  Speaker 1: do nothing about it. He can bring it from the northeast,
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  Speaker 1: he can bring it from the west, he can bring
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  Speaker 1: from the south. He can bring it hard, he can
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  Speaker 1: bring it cool, he can bring it hot. It's certain
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  Speaker 1: things that God, God does the impossible all the time.
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  Speaker 1: How those stars sitting up there, How how can you
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  Speaker 1: find these constellations, the Big Dipper, the little dip of Ryan,
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  Speaker 1: the Hunter. Oh, that's God. That's got nothing you can
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  Speaker 1: do about it. You can't reach them stars, you can't
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  Speaker 1: shoot at them, you can't move them out the way
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  Speaker 1: or Ryan, the Hunter's belt is gonna beat them three
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  Speaker 1: stars at the angle. You can, you can, you can
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  Speaker 1: call it what you wanna call. It's still that's what
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  Speaker 1: it is. See, He does the impossible all the time.
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  Speaker 1: He created heaven and Earth. You're saying that God can't
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  Speaker 1: get you through your pass. Somebody did just to me,
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  Speaker 1: it's the worst thing I had, the worst childhood. If
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  Speaker 1: anybody God can't get you pass that. He can move Heaven, mountains, Earth,
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  Speaker 1: he can form the Grand Canyon, he can make the
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  Speaker 1: water come over Niagara Falls twenty four seven. He can't
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  Speaker 1: fix your little bitty pass yours. It's amazing how people
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  Speaker 1: make their problems bigger than God. Somebody told me one time,
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  Speaker 1: stop telling God how big your problems are, and start
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  Speaker 1: telling your problems how big God is, and go on
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  Speaker 1: with your life. Quit driving your car looking in the
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  Speaker 1: rear view mirror. Ain't nothing back there but your pass.
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  Speaker 1: And if it was hurtful or painful, or something you
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  Speaker 1: just felt like you can't get over, take your problems
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  Speaker 1: to God and leave them there. You hear the old
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  Speaker 1: spiritual all you've heard it. Take your burdens to the Lord,
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  Speaker 1: leave them d all time. But you think that applies
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  Speaker 1: to everyone. But you come on, man, and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people out there through much worse than you have
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  Speaker 1: and have overcome it all. Why won't you take the
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  Speaker 1: step to overcome your pass so you can get on
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  Speaker 1: with driving your car. See what God trying to take you.
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  Speaker 1: But it's the trick of the enemy. The enemy tricks
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  Speaker 1: you from seeing your future by having you constantly looking
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  Speaker 1: in your pass. Man, it's a trick of the devil.
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  Speaker 1: If the devil just lets you quit, if he would
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  Speaker 1: just let you get to driving your car. Look out
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  Speaker 1: into your future. Your future shows hopefulness. You have hope
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  Speaker 1: when you see the future. But he can keep you
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  Speaker 1: in misery if he keep you looking at your miserable pass.
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  Speaker 1: God looking for you, Man, God would love to hear
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  Speaker 1: from you. Let's spend some time talking to God today. Hey, God,
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  Speaker 1: was happening. It's me. I know I ain't talked to
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  Speaker 1: you in a while, but feel bad about that. But
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  Speaker 1: I need you. He know that everybody should say that
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  Speaker 1: prayer all the time. It's cool, all right, good morning show,
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  Speaker 1: you were wrong. Come on, every black man, Okay I'm wrong,
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  Speaker 1: damn it, do it? What are you doing? I think
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  Speaker 1: moving trivia, moving trivia. Let's see. Uh okay, I got
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  Speaker 1: a movie I know you have never seen. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: seen none of them. He likes to give it. Give no.
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  Speaker 1: If you were telling me to give him a line
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  Speaker 1: and then he'll tell me ye, oh okay, that's a
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  Speaker 1: die hard. Yeah I got one, Steave, I got one.
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  Speaker 1: He got that. You got to have vision Wizard of Oz. No,
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  Speaker 1: I I can't believe. No, I can't believe. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know this one? You never seen? Will it? Dynamite?
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Oh my god? More famous lines
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  Speaker 1: than that. You're listening right now. It's time for the
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  Speaker 1: nephew to run that prank back Christmas decorations running kid loo,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to read cecil. Yeah, this cecil's going on. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: this manny Man, I live like about four five streets
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  Speaker 1: over from you, this manny, How you doing, brother? I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing good? Man? How you doing? I'm good? Hey? Uh
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  Speaker 1: I see you. You You got your Christmas lights up right?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? I got him up. I got my
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  Speaker 1: whole of them. Many things set up. Man, it's just
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  Speaker 1: looking rid. Okay, let me let me ask you something. Man.
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  Speaker 1: The theme you got in your yard? Where you get
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  Speaker 1: that idea from? What do you mean where I get
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  Speaker 1: them from? The idea? Like you got a snow man,
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  Speaker 1: you got Santa Claus, some reindeals, you got your whole
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  Speaker 1: house decorated. Where did you get your idea from? I'm
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  Speaker 1: lost what you're talking about. Man, You ask me where
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  Speaker 1: I got a team from? I mean you try to
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  Speaker 1: imply from him. I'm I'm asking you a question. Where
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  Speaker 1: did you get the idea from? I made this up.
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  Speaker 1: I made up Jesus, Jesus and the man you know
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  Speaker 1: that represents Chrystals. Man, you go with a team that's
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  Speaker 1: Chrystmas base man, and that's that's Chrystmas base Jesus. There Chrystmas,
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  Speaker 1: Jesus and just in Jerusalem, and Beth Lamb and hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Man? I? Who are you? Where
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  Speaker 1: you get my number from? Any I'm I'm I'm manning. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm manning. I got I got your number from one
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  Speaker 1: of the people that live on your street. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: just asking you on the reel where you get this
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  Speaker 1: idea from? I made this idea? If I made this up? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I made this up the second time you asked me
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  Speaker 1: where I get this idea from? What you? Let's go
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  Speaker 1: the real deal, dog, the same thing you got if
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  Speaker 1: you come four streets over. I got the same thing
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  Speaker 1: in my yard. And it looked like you to stole
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  Speaker 1: my idea. And see what you ain't gonna do is
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  Speaker 1: try to win Christmas Yard of the season. And you
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  Speaker 1: don't stole my ideal. That's the problem I got with you. Now.
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  Speaker 1: The problem you got is like to twisted. Okay, to
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  Speaker 1: see I put this together without here, I never even
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  Speaker 1: heard of you. Many begin with sickly, I've been doing
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  Speaker 1: this particular theme in my yards as I've been standing over.
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  Speaker 1: I've been stand over six years. You ain't had that.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't had that theme last year, you ain't had that.
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  Speaker 1: Lad this thing last year and to give THEO and
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  Speaker 1: I put myself in the same place every damn time
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  Speaker 1: I put it down. You did not have this last
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  Speaker 1: talk about who are you to call me and tell
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  Speaker 1: me about my theme and about my yard and what
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  Speaker 1: you got going. I know you ain't copying there, man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, and I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: go no further. You need to rearrange your theme and
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  Speaker 1: get a different thing, because you got the same theme
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  Speaker 1: I got. No, you need to rearrange your okay, because
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  Speaker 1: I ain't rearranging that over here. Hey, man, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you that I got to come over there tell
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  Speaker 1: you something, man, And I'm being really as real as
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  Speaker 1: I can be with you. If I got to come
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  Speaker 1: over there and unplugged, if you got to come out,
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  Speaker 1: if I got to come over to your house um
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  Speaker 1: plugs some stuff, No, no, no, I think if that
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  Speaker 1: thing my foot will be getting a plug from your
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  Speaker 1: First of all, you ain't gonna come on my street,
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  Speaker 1: in my house and just tech me at all about
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  Speaker 1: anything that I got set up in my y'all say,
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  Speaker 1: ain't that way. I'll tell you what. Then, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna do this ship. I'm gonna just come over there
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  Speaker 1: and take Jesus and take them and take them wise. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I tell yard, that's what I'm gonna do. Come over
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  Speaker 1: this way. Call everybody messing with Jesus in the manger.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be some real powers. Because football, that's like
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  Speaker 1: thick with it. That's that's the center. Other thing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to come over here and you want
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  Speaker 1: to kind of do something like that, you're gonna need
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  Speaker 1: Jesus to help you because it's gonna be some rollings
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  Speaker 1: while going on like y'all, what's the bottom line is
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  Speaker 1: just right here, you got the nerve to do the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. My god, I'm full street sober. I'm driving
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  Speaker 1: through looking at everybody here, man, looking at everybody only
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  Speaker 1: one and commus, I've seen the same way, the same place.
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  Speaker 1: Good a doubt. Long yere, Ain't nobody ever call on
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  Speaker 1: me your stuff looking like man in from four five six?
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  Speaker 1: Who the head is? Man in? Any Wait? Man, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no right coming on my street because you
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  Speaker 1: don't stay on this street. You're going around looking at people.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get your ideas. Man, you got a
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  Speaker 1: rich No, No, I'm very original. I moved to this
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  Speaker 1: neighborhood and folk you did. I've been here. I've been
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  Speaker 1: here ten years. You've been here about six. I lone.
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  Speaker 1: You've been living over here. I've been living over here
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  Speaker 1: six years. This sub division was just coming up when
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  Speaker 1: I came over here. How are you gonna tell me
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  Speaker 1: you've been running your team long and not been running mine?
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  Speaker 1: Who you clay? Hey? Man? And it ain't I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got time to go back, man? You know what? I
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  Speaker 1: got better things, so I still got some more lights
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  Speaker 1: put up? Hey, I gotta wa go back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm gonna tell you just right here, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: come take Jesus off your yard. I'm gonna take Jesus
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  Speaker 1: and then one to take Jesus out my yard. I
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  Speaker 1: see now you're sounding like when I'm crazy, people became
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  Speaker 1: about thinking Jesus out of my life. That's where he's
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  Speaker 1: got life and mess up. Come on over. I got somebody, man,
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  Speaker 1: and what you look here? Don't turn your lights on.
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  Speaker 1: Light's gonna be on the night tomorrow night and every
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  Speaker 1: other night. Tell about taking my Jesus in the manet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a riten as a written that can be Come
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  Speaker 1: over if you want to I got something. You have
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  Speaker 1: stole my ideal and we're talking about this selling idea.
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  Speaker 1: Come on around here, let's see hey dog dog, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something right now, Jesus and then wise
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  Speaker 1: men is coming I chow yard today. No, you know what, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm through with you. Man, I'm through with you. You
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  Speaker 1: know what? Come over here if you want to touch
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  Speaker 1: my babe, Jesus, touch my Manjing touch Meving Joseph and
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  Speaker 1: the wise Man, and I'm gonna put the North Star
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  Speaker 1: over your literally. Hey man, I don't know where you
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  Speaker 1: get my number from? My night? Who are you anyway?
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  Speaker 1: Who is it? Who are you? Man? I tell you
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  Speaker 1: what you tell about? Coming over here? Listing with anything
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  Speaker 1: on top? Okay, sit to go off every evening at
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  Speaker 1: du who's the story getting dark? My going on? Let money?
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  Speaker 1: I come on the nights cook for yo? Anyway? Why
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  Speaker 1: why are you? Why you can't come up with your
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  Speaker 1: own team? Man? Why you can't my own thing? Look
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  Speaker 1: at it? I'll tell you what man? Who are you anyway?
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  Speaker 1: We're just watch how you stay four five threeks over?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of car you got? Your? God? Where I come?
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  Speaker 1: Fire you little? Come deal with you right now? Where
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  Speaker 1: are you at right now? Where you know what? Don't
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  Speaker 1: worry about where I'm at. I'm I'm a beauty on
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  Speaker 1: your life. Now I'm gonna come fine. No, your life
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  Speaker 1: ain't coming on tonight? What never not come on or night.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: There's gonna be some files in your life. It's gonna
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: be on the breeze and you i'n't let you know there? Man, Man,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: who for you? Anyway? Man? You don't caused me out
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: of the blue telling me that you're gonna come disconnect
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: my life and still my major and take my baby
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Jesus out the man? Who are you send up here
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: accusing me of steeling your things when it's been my
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: theme or all these years six years I've been doing.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: This is not a war best yard three years or
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: three years running in this season? Now I think you're
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: trying to get mine. But see the problem is you're
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: the one best yards because you're still in my idea.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: How can I be sitting your man? Man? You know
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: what you and your and I'm ready to deal with
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: your right Hey, dog dog, I'm not gonna go back
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: and forth with you. You stole my Jesus theme. Dog,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Hold on, wait a minute, how can I have war
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: that's yard three years running, and you're saying I got
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: to think you should have been getting you must not
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: be doing it right. Let me let me, let me,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: let me go on on say this to you right now. Dog,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: what Larry on your streets told me to call you.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I'm Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: just got planked by your boy Larry Man Nephew Tommy show.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Larry told me to call you. It's a you win
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: every single year the Christmas. But it's kind of funny.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Not let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: show in the lane? Oh man hands, I don't know,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: doubt the show with Nephew Man. You're listening Morning show.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: All right, Steven, it's time to check your voicemail. If
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: you want to leave Steve a message, you just give
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: a holiday greeting to your loved one. Call us right
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: now at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve and leave
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: a message. Okay, see I'm standing howiday a greetings to
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: my brother Joseph Dundell's sudden from Darling and to my
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: first love There Henderson's Merry Christmas in a happy, happy
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: New Year. God bless you Steve Harvey and the crew there.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: We love you, man, Thank you, thank you for your
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: words of wisdom and just sense of humor in this
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: insane and very fallen world. And your show has given
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: me never thought i'd laugh again and given me positive
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: energy too. And I always get a message that God
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: works through you, and God has worked many miracles in
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: your life. And I'm really grateful that you kept your
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: promise with God to spread the word and common sense
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: since seems like nobody has that today. And we love
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: you man. God bless you, Hi Stebe enjoy your show.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: My name is Laura Program from lumber Student, Georgias, and
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I would like to be able to start out all
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: of my co workers and mccraig spec Ap and mccraig George.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I just want to wish them all are happy and
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I'm merry and profit with Christmas and you took Steve.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: This is Rosie from South Haven, Mississippi. I would like
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: to wish my son Ricardo owed him and all of
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: my family was very happy Marry Christmas. He's in Chicago.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Christmas is fast approaching. We all know that
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: time to get the toys together. However, the elves. I
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: didn't know this. The elves are on strife and you
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: got with some grievances. Uh, I got this, I got this.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Someone handling this one myself because it's something that I'm
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I'm good at doing because I'm a former union man elves.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Elves have decided it came to me with a lot
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: of complaints and I'm being they representative. Now. We wanted
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Timmy to stand up for him, but then he was
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: already standing up right there they were. When I'll be damned,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: we need somebody that's standing for it, that look like
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: they actually standing. So I said I would do it.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: The elves this year are going on strike. Well they
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: haven't gone on yet, but they're threatening to gonna strike.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: The elves and wanting to sit out this year. Santa
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Claus is having trouble because he's trying to talk to
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: these damn elves about their concern So I'm here with
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: their grievances and I want to start by saying these
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: are the elves grievouss and I will be preparing these
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: statements on behalf of the Elm Foundation. We the elves
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: who work at the North Pole, are requesting the following changes.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Please show your support through our website www dot help
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: elves dot com if you're gonna help the elves, help
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: elves dot com, Tommy don't actu. So you know, we
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: raise all the complaints that the elves have and here
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: we go. Number one problem that they have it We
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: the elves would like to stop making these damn wooden toys. No, no,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: kid won't no damn woodn't toy. And we've been making
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: them for years. Okay, ain't nobody asks them now? When
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: he wouldn't wheels, these wouldn't page lock. They got real
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: toys now. Secondly, we the elves are requesting to have
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: a casual Friday, so when we ain't got to wear
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: these stupid ass uniform, tight ass pants with the pointed hats.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: We want a casual frid voicing the concerns that elves
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: haveing to consider on going on strike, and they wanted
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: me to convey this to sent across and everybody. We
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: the elves would like to request a thirty minute smoke break.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: They smoke, and then we want to be able to
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: go outside and smoke whatever we want as it's legal.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Try making these cards without it. Hells don't get high.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Here's the next complaint on behalf of the hells Elves.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: We the Elves have voted to eliminate bring your kids
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: to work day. The truth of the matter is elves
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: really don't like kids. No, we don't damn that because
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: they think we kids too, just because we're short. It
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: showed damn hands off of me. I drove here in
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: a slave. Next complaint that they have we the Elves
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: are uncomfortable wearing knees. Dang funny told shoes that heard
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: that he didn't get We want Crocs to be the
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  Speaker 1: new official el shop. Crocs and Gators to be the
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: new el shoe. Do the Elves I'm doing complain? You
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: don't act like you ain't with them. You're trying to
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: add a complaint. I don't like you. Ain't everyone two
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: elves and pilgrims have the same shoe. Do you know
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: that I'm not I'm not. Well, let's quit playing this.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Ain't next complaint we the elves. They're not like elves
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: shirts and pants. There ain't got no damn pockets. And
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: we want to start using fanny pack stuff. So when
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: we go outside to take our smoke break, we'll have
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: our stuff with it. Next complaint. We the elves understand
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: that we on the north pole, but some of the
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: younger elves wants to cut back on the heat being
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: so high all the time in the workshop. The older
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: elves is fine, but youngs, we swear people. We the
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: elves would like to assign ten elves each year to
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: ride around with Santa, because we think it's unfair that
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: we make our lead down toys and we don't ever
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: get fat ass just be packing up the sled with
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: the rain. Dude, damn it, we made the toy us
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: a couple more quickly. We the els. We still love
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: miss Claus and we know she's very nice and she's
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: never too busy to being down and give us a hook.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: But we still would like to know exactly what do
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: she do up here? The cooks, the cooks for everybody.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: We ain't had nothing from her. We gotta Keela at last,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: were not LEAs we the ales support the me too
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: movement that's real strong up here, and some of the
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: female ales are requesting that Santa refrain from saying ho
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: ho ho ho. And on that note, we're gonna go down.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Step Morning Show, Well, guys, tis
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: the season for partying. You know, there's all kind of
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: holida kinds of holiday parties going on. However, the guys
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: are here to warm up your holiday drunk rules. You
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: know they're gonna warm you up with that. Okay, are
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: you ready? Man? Are you ready? Come on? Come on coming, junior.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I won't read one off. And what I need y'all
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: to do is demonstrate that type of drunk I'm talking
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: about the first The woe is me crying drunk. Anybody
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: who won't it? Take it? The woe crying drunk? Every
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: time I come over here, y'all act like y'all me. Yeah,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I'm coming every year, way and any way, don't you coming?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: And you'll never have me. I ain't coming next year.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I don't like y'all know how a right easy? Listen
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: to me? You ain't we cry now? Man is not
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: your father. I didn't want to tell you that what
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: you fought, and I figured you are a note on
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: your next one. Here we gonna see you got it?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Here we go the start of fight, drunk talk trash.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a big one, big one. Yeah you got it? Yeah?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: What wh who got you? Why? I got to open
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: my gear first. I was first. Yeah, I'm not opening
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: my I give for first for this year first flashhear,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I was the first. I want to be the first
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: this year. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Get your hand off your box. Back that box, because
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know I can bush you on your eysquater dot,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I don't you can ask give you for christ Look,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I don't care if just for the Christmas they were
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: they were fighting the major what they don't never made
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: no sense? All right, here we gonna get it for you.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: This is doing this doing the international drunk. There we go,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: give me that one, give me that, Come on next?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: What next? We listen when when Quinny when the stars
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: is lining up in the sky for the galaxy and
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: then universe is spitting around, that's Yallo Leo Ya Leo
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: said that, and then you Usophagle and Neil was and
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: then that's Quinn. The teacher had asked me that you
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: know what's for Shakespeare? And I said, to be listen
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: to me. He is too not to be ever the question.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I know what for me? Then now you know what? Alright,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: alright to come to Jesus drunk. Come on, let me
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: head Father God, having in having we having this prayer,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: knowing that you is or the King of the kings,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: and that when get you coming back one day, and
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: now I'm gonna be ready, and because when you did
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I say he would, he would coming back. When when
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Jesus is coming back, I'm gonna be ready because I'm
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: gonna be right and I ain't gonna know her because
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: the Bible says in u ecle basket clebastic in the
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: fourteen and two, that's what it says. That's what it says.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: And you better know that we're looking at me, because
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: the Bible says to look at the others, and you
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: would have him looking at you. We're not fitting me
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: because we Christians in here show ass off for me.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: You know, we were sitting up and then you know,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: oh oh you lost your train. That's what they do
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: what they do. Waiting minute, Wait a minute, hold on,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: damn you get your talking. Don't batch my back. You
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: know more. When I'm playing go here and the Lord
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: forgive agnes, I think I beat on myself drunk. Come on,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: you gotta do it. You know what I'm at that
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: very moment, who did wasted all little lemonade on me
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: see your holiday drunk scenarios from the one at all
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: good job outstanding, All right, coming up, that's warm. Sure, yeah,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: that's why. For sure, Thank you you're listening Stry Morning Show.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: All right, Tommy come on, introduced Shirt President, CEO of
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Team Tommy, please so we can look into his mind.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Come on here, baby, let's go deep. Everybody, buckle up,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: whole tight. We're going deep, deep into the mind of
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: an extraordinary mind. Hold on tight. I have no idea
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: how far we're gonna go in this mind. If we're
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: gonna go shallow, if you're gonna go deep, hold on tight.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: You need to seep belt no matter what, ladies and gentlemen,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: the mind of Jay Anthony Brown. What I'd like to
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: introduce right now is my very first Christmas CD. You
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: can go to Amazon, you can go to all the
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: streaming platforms. Just said. It's got five songs and send us.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Got a wishless sound uh sound this Christmas without you
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: side peace sound out there all there. But right now,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I like to introduce a song that I did. And
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I try to write songs for people who are not
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: so jolly. You know, the jolly has their own They
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: got their own thing. I'm I'm I'm not going after
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: the jolly. I let let the jolly be jolly. I
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: don't go up to these people. Whenever I write a song,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I know that I'm speaking to somebody like this song
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: right here, hit it. No, no, no, all of them around.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: We're doing that this year. Check this out, this study
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: hit the spot book. Christmas bitter. Been a bad week
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: in the new year. Don't be pressing. Can't another warring
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: teene or the dune will be locking me? Keep back
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: to my Please go that hole being manny, get that.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I don't like getting men anyway. I'm gonna block you
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: from my phone without with them beat gone. I don't
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: care what you do. I didn't want to stand small
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: without you. That's right without you. Let me get a
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: lot of gifts. Give me that much in them anyway
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: to box just too damn small pig, A raggedy treat
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I am I kissing ane of the missile tone, I
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: am about kissing another missile. Note Bye, oh Andy, don't
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: slow my door. Yeah, you're riding in the car with
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: that person right now. You can't make eye contact. You
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: want to enjoy this song? Fun some time later on,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: when you can sing it to yourself, you really want
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: them gone. Everybody with somebody right now, don't want to
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: be with that person come Christmas. That's what this song is.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's a lot of that. I've been hearing
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: about a lot, a lot of that. I've heard none
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: of that. It's buying you a funk gift, cause that
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: you're looking at me, going, what the hell are you
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: smiling about? What's so damn funny? I've heard none of this.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Where who's talking about this? It's trendy. It's trendy. All
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: right now I'm depressed. You're listening to show. All right.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: We promised to talk about holiday traditions, especially Christmas traditions,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and while time honored holiday traditions are important, they've also
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: evolved over the generations. Now. This is according to a survey,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: family activities and writing to Santa are still among the
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: most popular holiday traditions. That is interesting, even though because
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I've never written to Santa. Even though we live in
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: a tech savvy world, three out of four parents say
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: their children still handwrite letters to Santa, as opposed to
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: a more modern approach like email and really and what's
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: the most popular family activity in twenty seventeen. This year, well,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: according to most households, it's decorating the Christmas tree as
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: a family. Now that I like, I can I can
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: relate to that. Do we do that? Yeah? Uh so
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: let's so, Steve, we got to start with you here.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: What are what are the family traditions that your family
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: keeps that you definitely First of all, let me get
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: this straight, Boodlem. Your grandson Ale, Noah and Rose grandchildren.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not telling you that Santa Claus's coming down the chimney. Okay, hey,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Mom and Daddy Mike. But if they come over Papaul's house,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Papa bought all this, Okay, they needs to. Let's be
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: straight about that tree down here, y'all. Papa paid for
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: all the tree, okay, all the little finger as snow.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I bought all that in hire. I had that tree
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: in the in the in the in the foyer that
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Papa bought that. So that's a new tradition really, because
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: you weren't you brought up with thinking Santa Claus did
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: it for a while when you were a little Yeah, yeah,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: so you're usually as young as your grandchildren are. Yeah,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: well you know my kids take their kids to see
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Santa Claus. Yeah, they're thinking it's a Senaca. I'm just
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: telling don't bring them over here. You gotta so real
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: with it right now. Well, no, a Papa house. All
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: is paid for by the big ball hard as you
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: work you want through credit. Yeah, the white man didn't
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: bought nothing up in here. The ball head black man
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: that's in that office down there at the front of
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: you're going that dad, Senate clause a matter of fact,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: don't bring him up when you're coming here because he
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: had nothing to do. Ain't on this side of gate.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Santa Claus ain't had damn thing. Okay. So that's one.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: That's one. That's that you burst wide open. Okay. Secondly, huh,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: if you tap up your toy on Christmas, you get
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: your ass on Chris what man? That it's a tradition,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: that tradition, many rations. Man. How I hadn't lay away
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: and you just saything broke it. It ain't even floked
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: at it. Yeah, opened it at five and it's broken. Man.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I had a nephew named Pogo. All Pogo did every
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: toy he got, he took it apart. Wow. But then
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: you know what he put it all back together. That's
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: all he wanted to bring. Well, yeah, that's like girls
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: we used to take our doll's clothes off here mckinnic, right,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: that's what he's a mechanic right now because see, yeah,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: so that was some good. But did he get in
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: trouble for doing it when he was a kid? Dog?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Because if my daddy saw the tard toe up, but
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: he would asked after the second year, is that poy
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: gonna put him back? Yeah? Oh, he wasn't too mad,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: all right? What else? So? So, no Santa, but whippings
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: if you broke your toys? What else? Uh? These are
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: some traditions, Steve. I want to hear some of junior stuff.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I know it sounds like he got his but up.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Oh man. Absolutely. One tradition was you're going to bed
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: at seven on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, Christmas Eve. Oh.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I could never sleep on Christmas Eve. I could never
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: do that because Santa was come. But Santa don't show
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: up to the man in the morning. We gotta go
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: back to bed nine. Why I think nine? We're running
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: late at y'all go back and then go back to
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: beach name. He ain't made it here yet y'all going
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: there to go back to? Yeah, I'm next nephews praying
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: phone call right after this. I'm drinking all night. You're
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: of the hour, guys, well about four minutes after anyway,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: it's today's Strawberry Letters. Subject listen. If you lost your underwear,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: please call me? That is the sub. If you lost
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: your underwear, please call me. But I've been there, Nay,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: But did you want to say that though? Right now?
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: What happened? But have you ever came home though with
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: just one league in your draw? Piled up? Zimple? You
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: didn't know how to explain you just got one? And
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: why you got pennies in your pocket? See you right?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: All right? Right now, the nephew is here with the
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: prank phone call for today. Let's go. Now what you got?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: We got a problem in this relationship that I'm about
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: to run Shirley. Oh yeah, yeah, that's a major problem
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: and it happens a lot in some relationships, especially before marriage.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: The ring, Oh, the ring, like like the movie The Rain,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: the Horrible. Yeah, that's how he's saying of the rings.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: The Rain. I was looking for that rain. Yeah where
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: all right? Here is the rain that rang run a
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: cat dog. Let's go. Hello, hello, I'm trying to reach
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: a uh Denise please, yes, this is she, Hi Denise.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Gavin. I'm actually the head jeweler here Diamonds.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Know how you doing? I'm good? You brought your ring
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: in what was it last week? I actually wasn't here,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: but you gave it to one of my salespersons, and
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: yes you wanted to get it resized as well as
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: as get it a praise. Correct, yes, yes, yes, and
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: you don't have to tell him to be a bit
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: on my own. Okay, wow, okay, listen, I actually do
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: the resize of the ring. And first of all, let
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: me be the first to say, um, congratulations, when when
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: is your wedding? Thank you? I'm getting married and stuff
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: coming there. Well, congratulations to thank you. Listen. I don't
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: know how to tell you this now. As far as
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: the appraiser list concern, I've looked at your ring over
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: and over and this this ring is probably worth maybe
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: fifty dollars. Excuse me, I've I've been I've been in
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: this business for over twenty years. But you know what
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I'm confused on what you just said. And I understand
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: that what I'm trying to is that I've been in
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: this business for for twenty years. I've seen so many
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: different pieces of jewelry and this is something that you
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: that you buy late night on an infomercial for nineteen
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: ninety nine. This is a Cubic Declonian stone and the
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: gold is not real at all. It's like, wait, you wait,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: you lost me. You lost me as much money as
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: my friend make and as much money as my father
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: is putting down on his wedding or has put down.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: And you're gonna understand everything you're saying. But Denise, honestly
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: don't know. What I need you to do is hold on.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Wait wait. I need you to hold on because we
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: need to convict us. Wait wait man. First of all,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I can't wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: because we're trying to do you wait wait wait what
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: are you trying to what you're trying to do? Sir?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I need I need you to repeat what you just
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: said to me. Okay, I need little of personal stuff man,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: you oh you hit it. It's personal. Now. I need
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: you to hold on. Okay, Oh, she calling her man Okay,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: thank thank Hello, Victim, I can listen to this jeweler
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: that's on the front. I want you to hit it.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: But he just told me, what's what's the problem? What
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: you mean, what's the problem. He's gonna tell you what
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: the problem is. Gonna hit on, sir, gonna hit on.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Who Hello, Yeah, who's this all right? My name is Gavin.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I'm from Diamonds. And actually your wife, I mean where
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: your fiance rather, she brought her ring in to actually
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: be resized. Yeah, and we we also did an appraisal
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: on the ring for her, and actually the ring is
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: estimated to be only, in the word of around fifty dollars.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Fifty dollars fifty that's what the man said, sir. Obviously
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: there's some sort of mistakes, sir. Yeah, what you got
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: to say about that fifty dollars? That's that's got to
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: be some kind of mistakes. And what'd you say your
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: name was, sir? My name is Gavin. I work here
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: at Diamonds. I'm the head jeweler here. I've been here
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: for twenty years. And there's there's no way that that
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: ring is worth fifty dollars. I know what I paid
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: for it. So obviously there's some sort of mistake it.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: There's not a mistake. I've been dealing with jury. I've
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: seen it. I couldn't pretty much look at a ring,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: but I actually went into detail on this one, as
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I do all of them. And so I promise you
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: this is probably maybe between forty and fifty dollars for
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: his workers. Now absolutely not. That's that's impossible. How is
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: that impossible? He's a jeweler. You heard him say, he's
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: been doing it for twenty he's the highest. That impossible.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I don't understand all the money that my dad is
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: putting down on this wedding, and you're gonna pay fifty
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: dollars you bought a cheap ring? No, no, no, I
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: did not buy a team. This is this is this
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: is obviously some kind of mistake. You didn't got it?
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: You show got that right, You show got that right.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: So what you got to say for yourself fifty dollar this?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: You can't I believe that that's right, That this is
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: obviously some kind of mistakes. Oh, it is a mistake.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I'm mistake and thinking I'm gonna get marriage to the
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: man of my dream. I do have the engage a
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: ring that was purchased and bought for your wife. No,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think you I would think you do. I
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: don't think you have my ring, because if you have
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: my ring, you wouldn't be telling me this is worth
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: fifty dollars. I have the ring that your wife, your
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: fiance brought his wife. Yet hold on, hold on, the
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: man trying to explain. I'm trying to get to the bot. Okay,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: thank you, So you have I don't think you have
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: the right ring. I have the right ring. And what
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I'm letting you know, sir, is that this is something
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: you buy on an infomercial in the two ocock the dude.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: You know I ain't bottle damn ring on infomercial. I
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: bought the ring from a reputable establishment. I have the receipt,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I have the certificate. So obviously the mistake is on
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: your and where you're mistake is not here. So you
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: bought a piece of jump. He's been doing it all
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: these years. How hell he's gonna make a mistake. You
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: come off telling me I bought a piece of jump.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I know what I bought. If there's any mistakes that's
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: been made, it's on your end world. It's not on
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: my end. Yeah, don't you want things that my dad
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: is paying too much money for this wedding? So your
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: doll's gonna pay fifty dollars dollars? You wait till I
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: tell him this? Chill. Hold on. First of all, I
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: don't appreciate I want to tell you this. This is
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: a typical case of you trying to put it off
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: for us because you bought the PIF for fifty bucks.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: The money did you make? And I get fifty dollars
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: worth of a ring? Then he's hold on, let me
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: talk to this. Where are you going gets? I never
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: heard of it. So your wife knows exactly where this.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: She's the one that brought the ring. I tell you what,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down there to see the ring that
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: you're talking about. If it's not the ring that I
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: gave my girl, I'm gonna take seventy six hundred dollars
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: out of your because that's so. Now you want to
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: jump on me because you bought your wife a piece.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Come on, and you want to put it on me.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: You you don't tell me what the I'm know what
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: the I spin on the ring and you I don't
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: kind of trying to pull first of all, I don't
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: appreciate you coming in my household trying to mess my
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: and you want to come to me with this one.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I know the ring's gotta be real. Know that if
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I were you, miss de Niece, I would not marry
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: somebody that's gonna be I'm coming there, I'm looking for
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: your pocket and you know what, you don't get the
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: ring A right, man, you're gonna go at it? Can
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I say one more thing to both of you? Are better?
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I tell you what if they did? I want to
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: hear me and you're gonna have some more problems. This
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: is nephew telling me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: y'all just got planked by the niece's sister that that's
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: why she ain't got no man to be Wow. That's wow.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: That's how cool? Time are you about to start me? Wow?
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I think I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: would make its ring. I gotta ask y'all something, what
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  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the wow but Steve
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Harvey The Morning Now? Wow? Ring? Baby is always about
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: the ring? The ring is important, Yes, it is important.
• 52:07
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• 52:30
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• 52:37
  Speaker 1: all right? Think enough, you're coming up next. It is
• 52:39
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• 52:42
  Speaker 1: call me. We'll get into it right after this. You're
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Morning Show. Well, it's time now, guys for
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. If you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 52:55
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  Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you here. It is
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: straw very letter, all right. Subject if you lost your underwear,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: please call me. Dere's Stephen Shirley. Here we go. I
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: am a married man that drives part time as a
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: lift flash uber driver for extra income for my No
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: you ain't, no, no, you ain't both now wait minute, Yeah,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: that's what you can do. Well, He's both okay, there,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: you can do anyway. He's he part time drives for
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Lift and Uber for extra income for his family. So
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: last week he got him late. I get Uber and
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I don't like my drive, and I call Lifting. Hear
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: his ass come back around the corner one on both
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: would you get Let me get through this letter, honey,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: all right? Last week I got home late one evening
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: after working my part time job, and I decided to
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: take my wife and two year old out to dinner.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: As my wife was securing our child in the car seat,
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: she yelled out, what the heck is this? I immediately,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: what the hell is this? That's what it says. I
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: immediately turned around in my seat and I see my
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: wife pinching a huge pair of ladies panties by the corners.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Not only were there some random panties on my back seat,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: there were several sizes larger than what my wife wears.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: My wife was yelling and screaming, accusing me of messing
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: around with the big girl in the back seat of
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: our car. First off, let me say that I don't
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: have anything against full figured women, but that's not my thing.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: And secondly, by the size of those panties, there is
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: no way I could have been getting it on in
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: the back seat of my compact car with a girl
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: that size. My wife refuses to believe that a random
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: overlift passenger would mistake can leave her panties behind in
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: my car. And now, whenever I'm out working as a driver,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: my wife keeps close tabs on me and it's wearing
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: me down. If there is a big girl missing some panties,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: please come forth so my wife can get off my back.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: What should I do? How can I get my wife
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: to chill? Please help? Well, first of all, if someone
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: left their panties in your back seat, they're not gonna
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: call you. They're not gonna do any of that, especially
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: you know, to get you out of trouble. If anything,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: they left them to get you in some trouble, all right,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: but not to get you out of trouble. And how
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: do you get your wife to chill? Well, that's a
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: big one. Please help, you say, I just gotta ask you,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: are you for real with this letter? I can't even
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: believe that this really happened. And as a wife myself,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: do you honestly know how hard this is for a
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: wife to believe she finds some panties on your back seat. Yeah,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: she's going to react just like your wife did, Just
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: like your wife did, yelling, screaming, going in all of
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: that holler and everything. Forget taking them out to dinner
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: because she's probably not gonna want to go now, she's
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: so mad Penny's in the back seat. It's just too
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: hard to believe. You know. It's just wrong on so
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: many levels. So from now on you have to check
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: your seat every time a passenger gets out. That's for
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: the future, but you're in it now. You're gonna have
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: to bank on every good and wonderful thing you've ever
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: ever done for your wife as a husband. I mean,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: you know, the fact that you're a good dad. You've
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: got to win her over again. You've got to make
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: her believe that you're telling the truth. How are you
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: gonna do that, I don't know, But she has to
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: know that there's some good in you, or else she
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: wouldn't still be married to you, and and you wouldn't
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: be you know, you got to tell her, for instance,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: and remind her that she's that you're a good man.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: That she's married to a good man. You're holding down
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: two jobs, all right, so you can take care of
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: your wife and child. You're making time for them even
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: after your job. You're taking them out to dinner, not
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: just your wife but your child. You're a family man.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: You gotta remind her of all that stuff. And hopefully
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: maybe I don't know, that'll explain away or when some
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: of the trust back for those big panties that were
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: left in your back seat. But good luck, though, good luck,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: because I don't know. It's gonna take a lot. It's
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: gonna take a lot. This is hard, and this is
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: not even your fault. You're a victim of circumstance. Here.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I feel for you, my brother, Steve. I don't know
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: how to approach this letter. Pole guy left uber driver
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: trying to hustle up extra money for his family, got
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: in late one evening from your job, and you're gonna
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: take your wife and your two and you're old out
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: to dinner. And your wife is back there putting the
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: baby in the car seat. She shared, what the hell
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: is this? Yeah, and what happened? I immediately turned around
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: in my seat and see my wife hinching a huge
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: pa A lady's pennies by the corners, not only wearing
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: some random panties in my back seat, they were several
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: sizes larger than what my wife were. All right, now
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: we got a problem. So now she's accusing you were
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: messing around with somebody in the back seat. Now he
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: wants to clarify that he don't have nothing against four
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: figured women, but that's not my thing. And secondly, by
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: the size of them draws, there's no way I could
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: have been getting it on in the back seat of
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: a compact car with a girl on that side. Let's
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: talk about the draws for a minute, because this could
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: be out. See, the thing that got you in, it's
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: the same thing that can get you out. See, you
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: let her bring a false accusation against you that you
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: had something to do with them draws. Now they were
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: draws when she was picking them up, But when you
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: turned around, your identification of them could have been anything
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: but draws. And had you went with what it looked
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: like as opposed to what they was, you could have
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: got your ass out this situation earlier. Then patties. That's
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: a car cover. Yes, you know what I'm saying. Baby,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: They mate, they made patties I took your kids camping.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: That's a pen. See what I'm saying. You got to
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: throw them off because if day that big, you got
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: to go with that. That's not baby. You don't see,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: you don't recognize them. That's how confident you got to
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: come up with real big stuff because you need a minute.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: King Kong jumped in the car and tried to hijack
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: you while you was driving, and King Kong had on
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: drawls and when he jumped out the car dammage, his
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: draws got caught on the seatbelt. All right, Look, we're
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: gonna have part two of Steve's response coming up at
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, and hopefully that that's all
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: we got. You're listening, all right, Steve, Let's recap the
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: letters subject if you lost your underwear, please call me? Yeah,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: his second party, which is really nothing we could do
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: about this letter? You do? You got this big girl
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: been in the back seat and it wasn't your not
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: believe you do too. I really believe you, but she don't.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: And your problem ain't us though. See we believe you.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Every man believe you. Hell yeah, but you in here,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: you know you got to come up with something else. Man, yeah,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: because this ain't working. I believe him. I don't know
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: if if if I were his wife, Let's just go
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: with something. You know, Hey, look you a uber driver.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: You went on the call. It was her cousin. You
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: know how big your cousin is. And she set in
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  Speaker 1: the back seat just talking that. I heard a town
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  Speaker 1: when she got out, and next thing I know, you're
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  Speaker 1: pulling her draws out and asked your cousin. I remember
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna cover the whole house. There ain't no draw.
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  Speaker 1: Put that down, you don't see that. That's a rug
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  Speaker 1: that lea that down. That's a runner. I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: we was going on the picnic. We're gonna sit on
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  Speaker 1: that now you didn't. You didn't found that so much
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  Speaker 1: for surprising you what you're digging all down and them
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  Speaker 1: cracks for now you don't pulled up. Oh now, you
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  Speaker 1: pull the carpet up out the trunk, dug down in
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  Speaker 1: that damn fault. None of these are working. They sound good.
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  Speaker 1: I know every man, every man right, every man within
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: the sound of our voices. Right now, baby baby, there
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  Speaker 1: ain't no draws. That's my niece's jumper. Put that back, girl,
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  Speaker 1: that's a hammock for the backyard role play, baby roll.
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  Speaker 1: I'm putting them on for you. Will you take them
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  Speaker 1: and cover the baby sits? You strapping to me? They
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  Speaker 1: main draws. That's a role Put that down, girl. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna put that cross the back yard so we can't
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  Speaker 1: see the neighbor. When heck like that with it. It's
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  Speaker 1: a stick back because he go with the kite. Hanny
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  Speaker 1: kites limp in the basement. No, stop acting like that,
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  Speaker 1: Just quit it silly, say so he can't just let
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  Speaker 1: him sit back there. I can't buy you nothing without
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  Speaker 1: you spalling it all. Yeah, cut them up and make napkins.
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  Speaker 1: Now stop it, napkin baby, cut these off. Faked we
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  Speaker 1: that's all it is. That's the fabric fo that's the
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  Speaker 1: one we penny robes, baby, panny robes. Baby? Why is
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  Speaker 1: you tripping? That is the backdrop for my canvas. I'm
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: painting on them. Okay, Oh you don't want to go
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  Speaker 1: win sailing? Okay. I try to introduce you to do things,
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  Speaker 1: now you don't want them. Okay, so you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to try nothing? Weak? Oh so all in parachute lessons
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  Speaker 1: for nothing. That back window is broke. That's why them
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: drawls was there. They was covering up that. Yeah, baby,
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  Speaker 1: why would you hear people say put some drawls on
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  Speaker 1: that window where I came from? Put some draw that window?
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  Speaker 1: Come out? Didn't you tell me you want to go
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: sky davin? So now we ain't GOINGRD. I like it
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: like I'm making a hot air balloon. That looked like
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  Speaker 1: underwear and stop not stopping silly. Cain't do nothing for you.
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  Speaker 1: Our son wanted to be a superhero. He panting. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to work on the board cape. Maybe put
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  Speaker 1: the board cape together. I want to be fanning man.
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  Speaker 1: Here a call to save the Really, guys, really, we're
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: gonna watch the movie in the backyard. And but now
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  Speaker 1: it's done. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it now, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you're awfully quiet. I know what I mean. I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: An I ain't got no more winding fabric. Now you
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: wasn't happy, okay? Pressure to save it was a Christening outfit? Anything,
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  Speaker 1: all right, listen, we gotta get out of here, you
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  Speaker 1: crazy guys. You can ask, Okay, come on, hurry up,
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  Speaker 1: Pani baby, that's wrapping paper. You're listening, all right, So
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  Speaker 1: our resident poets, Oh yeah, Junior in the building, Yeah
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  Speaker 1: right now? Oh yeah, who's Christmas time? Baby? Christmas time?
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  Speaker 1: And it's a time that a lot of people breaking up,
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  Speaker 1: but they really don't know how to say it to
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  Speaker 1: the other person. So I thought we might want this
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  Speaker 1: fan in poem. It's the best way to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Just say it in poem. He ain't go one right
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  Speaker 1: here time he's all Christmas break up poem. That's all
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  Speaker 1: it is. Here we go mistletoe. Mistletoe is what we
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  Speaker 1: wants kiss become this Christmas. These lips you gonna miss,
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  Speaker 1: and that ain't all merry Christmas. Wow, that's how you
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  Speaker 1: up right, that's it. He ain't got to waste a
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  Speaker 1: lot of times. He ain't gotta waste a lot of time.
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  Speaker 1: This saying just missing toad. Missing toad is where we
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  Speaker 1: once kissed, become this Christmas. These lits you go miss
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  Speaker 1: and then ain't all merry Christmas? Getting better? Yeah, somebody
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  Speaker 1: down he got another one time he got another one. Frosty, frosty,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: like your attitude has been but when you try your
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: key to night, it won't let you win Merry Christmas,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: very Christmas with you. Yeah, you're getting better relationships. It's
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: like we got time to argue all night long. No, no,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: just say this. The relationship is over because you've been
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: messing with my wied. You even smoked three bridges off
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: my Christmas tree. You got to go marry Christmas smoke
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: the tree. Yeah, y'all ask how you put down there
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: and smoked three bridges off the tree. No, we don't
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  Speaker 1: need I like this this. This would hit me about
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  Speaker 1: one thirty in the morning. It's about one third in
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: the morning. Came to me. You haul may Flower or
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  Speaker 1: even two guys and a truck. Their numbers are on
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  Speaker 1: the counter, and I wish you good luck. Marry Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: That's my favorite. May Christmas. Just wants you to know,
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  Speaker 1: how about you to get for you haul may Flower
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  Speaker 1: or even two guys in the truck. Their numbers are
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: on the counter, and I wish you good luck. Marry Christmas. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think I might do that shirt just a break
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: up Christmas call. I like them. Okay, here we go,
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  Speaker 1: all right, twas the night before Christmas. Please try to
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  Speaker 1: be gone because I'm getting my life together and I'm
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: moving on. Babu bye, Merry Christmas. I got hit it
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: with the Marry Christmas. That Marry Christmas. It's not real. Yeah,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: he gonna lance when I wrote this, h ad the
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: gingerbread man to the gingerbread lady. This relationship is over
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: because you've been asked shady ho ho home, Merry Christmas. Steady,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: that's not you break up. We're not using a lot
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  Speaker 1: of words pressed yea thank you. You're listening to all right, guys,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: As promised, the ignorance continues. Time now for comedy Roulette.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Jay just set it up just a little bit so well.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's a new you have never heard it before.
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  Speaker 1: You take for a subjects. You put the subjects on
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  Speaker 1: a spinning wheel, spin it around, wed stop at we
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  Speaker 1: will do the damn thing all right here. It is
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: things you will hear from people trying to get on zoom. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I like that. That's my mom used to leave sweet
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: potato pie. This is foods people leave for Santa Claus
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  Speaker 1: doing fat all right. And the last the last one
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  Speaker 1: is something and else might complain about something, and else
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  Speaker 1: might complain about all right. I like it all right,
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  Speaker 1: spot spot around time it's been the wheel, something the zoo,
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  Speaker 1: and my mom says, tato pie my face. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: it said, didn't stop on that when it stopped doing something,
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  Speaker 1: and else might complain about all right. Come on you
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  Speaker 1: right away and look at Sam. I can't I let
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: you look at it. We need new uniforms now. All
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: the other companies are going straight T shirts and pants.
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  Speaker 1: We got on vest, we got these these little show
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  Speaker 1: has pants. Man these hats. Why can't we go straight
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  Speaker 1: to T shirts and pants? That's what we need to
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: do on a T shirt and pants? All right, that's
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  Speaker 1: what opened complaining something that else Michael about. Hey, hey
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  Speaker 1: tell them raind It ain't that damn special. They ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna rain. Hey, listen, listen, something that else might complain about. Listen, Sun,
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  Speaker 1: these tarlets is way too high. I can't pee up there.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. I can't get it up there.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. Okay, so you're slipping file. It's because you
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  Speaker 1: gotta bring us one down here. We need a lord
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  Speaker 1: coming to roulette something and elf might complain about it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to tell you. Somebody should tell
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  Speaker 1: you way before I got here. But d damn wooden tarles,
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  Speaker 1: we're still making ain't nobody ain't really good? Something? Something
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  Speaker 1: that else might complain about it. Look, Robert, the whole
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  Speaker 1: time we've been here, this clause, don't do a damn thing.
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  Speaker 1: Have you know what I'm saying, she's the delegator hating elf. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know what something that else might complain about? Listen
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  Speaker 1: saying I gotta tell you something. Every time I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to get some then Rudolph nose go off. Everybody see
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing. You see what I got to put someone?
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to put something on his nose, and
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  Speaker 1: I can't get my book on. Uncle here he comes
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  Speaker 1: like coming to roulette. Something and else might complain about. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just say it because I know the other
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  Speaker 1: elves feel the same way. You need turning heat up
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  Speaker 1: on it here? You really do? Man, outside is cold,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: but we need something heat up in the head? Dog man,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: could you turn the heat something that else might complained about?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Can him take something? Just the last candy cane I'm
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: making in this shop here? You don't like cant sicking?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Can can go two thousands of men him? Let me
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: just go on ask. I've been working out here for
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: twenty some years. Can I please? Can somebody tell me
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: what I got on my four one? Can't? I don't
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  Speaker 1: see none of my I don't see anything coming back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, ready for retirement. Something and else might complain
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: about comedy roulette looking him. I just need to know
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: how come. Don't nobody get the god deliver the toys?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: But you about what's that all about? That we can't
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  Speaker 1: we can't getting into slave a lot of the takeaway
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  Speaker 1: standards big night. Hey, you know what, we never get
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: a whole lot going on uphill is just us? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: can't we get a little magic see that Christmas? You know?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys. That was Comedy Roulette. You're listening. Happy holiday,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the phone. I just want to give
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  Speaker 1: a shout out to my daughter Lecanna William, my son
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: DeAndre Black, and my grandchildren and just tell them happy holidays.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I want to wish my fiancee Toka Tenzi. If you
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: hear me out there, sweetie, I love you. I appreciate
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: everything you do for me, and I want to wish
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. And
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: let's turn it up baby. Hey Steve, I listen to
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: you every day every day and it makes my day.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: I just want to wish a happy twentieth anniversary to
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  Speaker 1: meet and my husband Brian Brown. We down here and
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  Speaker 1: where our kids South Carolina, and we listened to you
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  Speaker 1: on one on one point nine from b Thank you
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  Speaker 1: so much now I also stream you on nine to
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  Speaker 1: two point three, D George, I do thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Hello crew, this is MARIOA Franks from Florence, South Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing, mister Harvard? How many? I hope
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  Speaker 1: you would give a warm, happy anniversary to my wife,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Claire Franks if I twenty fourth anniversary. She's a love
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: of my life. She's everything to me and my family. Hi.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Misha Moore from Georgia. I want to
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  Speaker 1: send a special Merry Christmas to my family, the Phillips,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Blankhamse and more family. I wish everyone a merry Christmas
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: and a process and happy to hear. Love you guys,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: say Steve. I just want to get all my love
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: to my family and friends. Mitchell Johnson's Texas. I own
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: my family Norton, South Mary Christmas and happen here to
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  Speaker 1: hear you're listening, all right, Tommy, come on, introduce your
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: president CEO of Team Tommy, please so we can look
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  Speaker 1: into his mind. Come on here, baby, Let's go deep. Everybody,
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  Speaker 1: buckle up whole tight. We're going deep, deep into the
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: mind of an extraordinary mind. Hold on tight. I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea how far we're gonna go in this mind.
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  Speaker 1: If we're gonna go shallow, if you're gonna go deep,
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  Speaker 1: but hold on tight. You need to seep belt. No
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  Speaker 1: matter what, ladies and gentlemen, the mind of Jay Anthony Brown.
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  Speaker 1: What I'd like to introduce right now is my very
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: first Christmas CD. You can go to Amazon, you can
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  Speaker 1: go to all the streaming platforms and said it's got
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  Speaker 1: five songs and sender's got a wishless Santa Santa this
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  Speaker 1: Christmas without you side peace Santa. They're all there, But
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  Speaker 1: right now I like to introduce a song that I
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  Speaker 1: did now. And I try to write songs for people
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  Speaker 1: who are not so jolly. You know, the jolly has
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: their own they got their own thing. I'm I'm not
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: going after the jolly. Let the jolly be jolly. I
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: don't go up to these people. Whenever I write a song,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: I know that I'm speaking to somebody like the song
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  Speaker 1: right here. Hit it one, no, none at all of them.
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  Speaker 1: An We're doing that this year. Check this out. This
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  Speaker 1: dude to hit the spot. Buk Christmas bitter than a
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  Speaker 1: bad little weed. Get the new year. Don't be present.
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  Speaker 1: I can't take another warring team. All the does I
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: will be locking me. Keep back to my please go back,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: hold your manny, get back. I don't like men anyway.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna block you from my phone when I'm with them,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: be gone. I don't care what you do. I just
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: want to stand this SMAs without you, that train without you,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: and we get a lot of gifts. Give me that
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  Speaker 1: much of the mini where Bochester damn small tree by. Oh,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: you're riding in the car with that person right now,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: you can't make eye contact. You want to enjoy this
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: song fun some time later on when you can sing
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: it to yourself. You really want them going. Everybody with
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: somebody right now, don't want to be with that person
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: come Christmas. That's what this song is. I'm saying a
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: lot of It's a lot of that. I've been hearing
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: about a lot of lots out there, a lot. I've
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: heard none of it. That it's buying you a funky
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: gilt because you live that. You're looking at them going,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: what the heir are you smiling about? What's so damn funny?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: I've heard none of this where who's talking about it?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: It's trended all right now I've depressed. I'm talking to
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: you all right. We're coming back with more of the
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. As a matter of fact, this
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: is our last break of the day. Steve's closing remarks.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it. It's been a good day.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back at forty nine after the hour right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show. All right, Steve, here
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: we are, last break of the day. Wow, what a
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: week it's been. Huh wow. So you have some closing
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  Speaker 1: remarks for Steve. Oh gotcha? Okay. In light of encouraging
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: people and getting people to understand the process that we
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: are all involved in when it comes to finding our
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: success in our happiness, we are all in the process.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: And you know, one of the things when you're trying
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: to become happy, or you're seeking out your success, your
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: position in life, what you're gonna do, how you're gonna
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: get it done. Maybe you start a big is this
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: maybe trying to get a promotion, maybe trying to finish school,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: whatever it is, You're gonna run into some things. That
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: is just life. You are not the only one. But
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: when you get hit with one of them hardness, one
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: that kind of slows your roll a little bit, and
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: we all have them, one that kind of knocks you
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: down and you didn't see it coming. I mean, man,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: it's life is difficult. Man, it really really is. And
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: all of us have to face some of these challenges
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: that are so heavy that it feels like it knocks
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: us out to game. And you can be thrown for
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: a moment. Don't get me wrong, it's human nature. You
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: can get tossed up pretty bad where you feel like
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: giving up. You can you can get tossed up pretty
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: bad where you feel like, well, this is the end.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: But when you get knocked down, when you get ran over,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: when you get pushed, when you're exhausted, you gotta get
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: back in the game. You have to get back in
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: the game. It's still no excuse for not getting back
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: in the game. Because life is ten percent what happens
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: to you, it's nine what you do about it. Everybody
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: has hardships, everybody has challenge moments. Everybody gets knocked down,
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  Speaker 1: everybody get ran over, everybody get blindside it. But you
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  Speaker 1: have got to get back in the game. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have the time. Time is too precious for you to
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  Speaker 1: just sit on the sideline on the bench, not playing anymore.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that. God is your coach, and when God,
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  Speaker 1: all things are possible. I want to ask you something.
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  Speaker 1: When God is doing what he does when he's in
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  Speaker 1: the background moving on your behalf, when he's back there
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  Speaker 1: working out things that you don't know that's working on,
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  Speaker 1: when he is working on your behalf just because he
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  Speaker 1: knows you've been asking him to, if he'd been secretly
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  Speaker 1: working on your behalf, because you his child, because you
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  Speaker 1: honor him, love him, in respect him. If he's in
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  Speaker 1: the background working on your behalf. Wouldn't you like to
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  Speaker 1: be on the field for the end of the game.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you like to be on the field when the
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  Speaker 1: results come in when God get through doing what he doing.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you love to be there when He puts his
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  Speaker 1: stamp of approval on it. Wouldn't you like to be
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  Speaker 1: on the field in the game when the package that
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  Speaker 1: you've been praying for finally arrives. Wouldn't you like to
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  Speaker 1: be in the field in the game when He finally
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  Speaker 1: answered that prayer. Wouldn't you like to be there standing
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  Speaker 1: on the field when it all turns around and all
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  Speaker 1: your haters got to sit there and become your footstools.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you like to be on the field for that?
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  Speaker 1: I know I would. I want to be on the
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  Speaker 1: field when God starts packing out victories. I want to
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  Speaker 1: take a victory left when God starts blessing you when
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  Speaker 1: everybody said was over. I love it when God proved
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  Speaker 1: people wrong. I absolutely love it. I love it when
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  Speaker 1: God say there's nothing you can do to my child
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  Speaker 1: that he can't handle. And when you get through starting
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  Speaker 1: these fires around him, when you get through messing with him,
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  Speaker 1: look at him. He gonna be stronger and bigger and
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  Speaker 1: brighter and better than ever when you was laughing at
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  Speaker 1: and when you thought he folded and I came to
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  Speaker 1: his rescue, who laughing. Now all the people in the
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  Speaker 1: stands will see it. You won't have to shove it
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  Speaker 1: in nobody's face. Oh they're gonna see it. They're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be sicker, they're gonna try something else. But at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the day, I want to be on the
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  Speaker 1: field when it's over, when God comes through, when he
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  Speaker 1: show up like he always does. I don't care if
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  Speaker 1: it's the last second field goal. As long as I
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  Speaker 1: win the game. What difference doing me. I got hurt
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  Speaker 1: while I was playing, but I won't I'll take that.
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  Speaker 1: God got a great life for you, but you got
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  Speaker 1: to stay in the game to get it. God got
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  Speaker 1: a great life for you, but you gotta get up
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  Speaker 1: when you get ran over. God got a great life
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  Speaker 1: for you, but you got to hang on when you
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: feel like sitting down. God got a great life for you,
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  Speaker 1: but you will never know how great it is until
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  Speaker 1: you get the end results. You'll never know how great
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  Speaker 1: it is until you hanging out and see what God
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  Speaker 1: finally had worked out for you. Stay on the field,
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  Speaker 1: get back in the game. It's critical. It's critical. I
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  Speaker 1: want to be on the field when they're doing the
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  Speaker 1: victory lab. Those are my closing remarks. Wow, drop that
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