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- 0:03Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all baby
- 0:09Speaker 1: at all, suit long looking back to back down, giving
- 0:13Speaker 1: them mong just like the milking buck bus things. And
- 0:17Speaker 1: it's tough y'all to me tu good to the hearty
- 0:24Speaker 1: listening to me together for star handle Moby. I don't
- 0:38Speaker 1: you join Yeah, yeah, Hobby, join me and be doing
- 0:53Speaker 1: me hunt. You got to turn yeah, don't want to run.
- 1:17Speaker 1: You gotta turn't the turn at the turn to you
- 1:43Speaker 1: lovey got to turn out to turn the water the
- 1:47Speaker 1: water go. Come come on your back at Uh huh,
- 2:02Speaker 1: sure will a good morning everybody. You are listening to
- 2:06Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now. One and only
- 2:09Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Uh huh, Steve Harvey
- 2:14Speaker 1: got a radio show. Yeah, man, boa boh boh boy man.
- 2:18Speaker 1: God has been good to me. I can't even I
- 2:24Speaker 1: can't even put it into words, man, But I try, though,
- 2:27Speaker 1: I try, try try. God does things for me just
- 2:31Speaker 1: right on time, he said, he's so cool with it.
- 2:34Speaker 1: And I happened to run across Joel Oldstein on television
- 2:39Speaker 1: like I often do all the time, and I was
- 2:44Speaker 1: sitting there and he had such a timely message For me,
- 2:49Speaker 1: it was like, Man, all I can say was Man, God,
- 2:52Speaker 1: thank you man, because I needed to heal what he
- 2:55Speaker 1: had to say that day. Now I'm gonna get to
- 2:59Speaker 1: the thing that I never really really understood before. A
- 3:04Speaker 1: part of it was something that I've said oftentimes about
- 3:10Speaker 1: if you really really want to be successful, if you
- 3:14Speaker 1: really really want to change, if you really really want
- 3:17Speaker 1: to prosper, if you really really want to achieve greatness,
- 3:21Speaker 1: if you really really want to have something in life
- 3:23Speaker 1: that's worth having, if you really really want to accomplish
- 3:26Speaker 1: your goals, you got to push through all of it.
- 3:31Speaker 1: He said that when you get closer to it, the
- 3:35Speaker 1: more difficult it becomes. Did you hear me? He said,
- 3:41Speaker 1: the closer you get to what it is you want
- 3:44Speaker 1: or you need, or you have to have or or
- 3:47Speaker 1: or you would love to be, it gets a little
- 3:51Speaker 1: bit more difficult when you get closer. He told this
- 3:55Speaker 1: story that's in the Bible that I've never heard for
- 4:01Speaker 1: and so I'm just repeating it now. I'm not gonna
- 4:04Speaker 1: get it exactly right. I can't tell you the scripture
- 4:07Speaker 1: was in none of that. Please understand. I just I
- 4:09Speaker 1: was listening. So this is what he said. He said,
- 4:13Speaker 1: there was a man who was paralyzed, and um, he
- 4:19Speaker 1: had heard that Jesus was speaking at a house, and
- 4:25Speaker 1: so he wanted to get there. So he convinced four
- 4:28Speaker 1: of his friends to put him on a stretcher and
- 4:33Speaker 1: carry him for for hours to get to this house
- 4:39Speaker 1: what Jesus was speaking. He said that along the way,
- 4:45Speaker 1: these friends said that that that they went along because
- 4:50Speaker 1: he has so much faith that if he could just
- 4:52Speaker 1: get to him, it could be better that he could
- 4:56Speaker 1: if he could just get over there and he could
- 4:58Speaker 1: see him, that he might have a shot at getting held.
- 5:02Speaker 1: And so he said, they took out along the way
- 5:04Speaker 1: and they walked and they walked, and they walked for hours.
- 5:08Speaker 1: And then when they got there, the house was completely
- 5:12Speaker 1: filled with people. That was absolutely it was packed wall
- 5:16Speaker 1: to wall. There was absolutely no way for the men
- 5:20Speaker 1: to get him on that stretcher end to see Jesus.
- 5:24Speaker 1: This is a story that uh, Joe Olsten said, it
- 5:27Speaker 1: is in the Bible, and he was telling it now,
- 5:29Speaker 1: I'm just repeating the parts of it. I got gathered.
- 5:33Speaker 1: And so he said they were sat there and they went, wow, man,
- 5:36Speaker 1: we walked all this way and it's full and and
- 5:40Speaker 1: and and and and and we can't get there, he said.
- 5:44Speaker 1: And then the guy with the affliction told the four men,
- 5:50Speaker 1: if you get up on the roof and cut a
- 5:53Speaker 1: hole in it and lower me down, I bet I
- 5:58Speaker 1: could see him then, and I bet to be all
- 6:00Speaker 1: right now. He then said, you must imagine how these
- 6:06Speaker 1: four men must have felt when you carry somebody for
- 6:10Speaker 1: hours on on on on on on on the way.
- 6:13Speaker 1: They had to carry some cloth connected by a couple
- 6:16Speaker 1: of sticks, said to me, and shoulders had to be bruised,
- 6:19Speaker 1: had to have deep gouges in them, not cuts, but
- 6:23Speaker 1: just indentations where they had carried the weight of this
- 6:26Speaker 1: grown man for so many hours. And they looked at
- 6:28Speaker 1: him in disbelief, like, man, what are you talking about.
- 6:31Speaker 1: We didn't walked all this far. He said, yeah, But
- 6:34Speaker 1: if you get up on that roof and you cut
- 6:36Speaker 1: a hole in it and lower me down, I can
- 6:40Speaker 1: see him, and when he see me, it'll be all right.
- 6:45Speaker 1: After sitting there and imploring the men, they went up
- 6:48Speaker 1: and did just that, and and then and then the
- 6:51Speaker 1: story that Joel Osteen said. The man was healed. But
- 6:55Speaker 1: the point he was making was he was saying that
- 7:00Speaker 1: the closer you get to what it is you really want,
- 7:03Speaker 1: the more difficult it's going to become, but you've got
- 7:07Speaker 1: to push through. See, if you don't push through, you
- 7:09Speaker 1: never know, so you can't get right to the answer.
- 7:13Speaker 1: And because it gets really difficult, started creating those little
- 7:16Speaker 1: saying that we got his people. Um, well, I guess
- 7:20Speaker 1: it wasn't meant to be. I I guess it wasn't
- 7:23Speaker 1: the Lord's will. Now, man, I guess you should not
- 7:27Speaker 1: give up right now. I guess you should keep pressing.
- 7:30Speaker 1: I guess you should do more because see, in all
- 7:33Speaker 1: of us, in all of us, when you've had enough,
- 7:36Speaker 1: I want you to know something, you do have a
- 7:39Speaker 1: little bit more in all of us. You can do
- 7:43Speaker 1: one more. You know. That's one of my favorite things
- 7:46Speaker 1: that I heard Joe Olsten said, and it kind of
- 7:48Speaker 1: made me feel good. He said, I always feel like
- 7:52Speaker 1: I can do one more anything, and I tell my
- 7:55Speaker 1: friends all the time, I can do one moment, I
- 7:59Speaker 1: could do one more day. I can do one more
- 8:02Speaker 1: anything if you just break it down to one more.
- 8:05Speaker 1: If I got to I do just one more week,
- 8:08Speaker 1: if that's all that's left, I can just do one
- 8:11Speaker 1: more month. If I got to do another year. I
- 8:17Speaker 1: find a way to get that year done because I've
- 8:21Speaker 1: learned inch by inch anything's essentially but I've learned over
- 8:26Speaker 1: a course of time that you've got to keep pressing forward.
- 8:30Speaker 1: Now Here was the jewel that I never really knew
- 8:35Speaker 1: that Joel Oldstein Uh and God sent to me I
- 8:40Speaker 1: needed to hear. He said that no matter what you're
- 8:45Speaker 1: going through, no matter how difficult the time end is
- 8:50Speaker 1: that you're having, no matter how long the challenges you've
- 8:53Speaker 1: been facing, God has an end date for it all.
- 8:58Speaker 1: Did you hear me? No matter what you're going through,
- 9:01Speaker 1: no matter what challenge you're facing, no matter what situation
- 9:04Speaker 1: you've gotten yourself into, God has an ending date in
- 9:10Speaker 1: mind for you. All you got to do is keep
- 9:14Speaker 1: pressing forward. All you got to do is hanging there.
- 9:18Speaker 1: All you got to do is don't give up. All
- 9:21Speaker 1: you have to do is don't turn back. There is
- 9:24Speaker 1: an end date for all of it, even when you
- 9:29Speaker 1: think you've had enough. And boy, have I had this
- 9:34Speaker 1: conversation with God on several things that I've been going through,
- 9:39Speaker 1: and I'm going I've even told him, Look I got it, man,
- 9:43Speaker 1: I got it. He said, just keep hanging on there.
- 9:48Speaker 1: Is an end date to whatever it is you're going through.
- 9:51Speaker 1: There's an end date to your illness, your sickness, yo,
- 9:55Speaker 1: your you're tired of being tired. There's an end date
- 9:59Speaker 1: to of this relationship that you can't seem to get through.
- 10:06Speaker 1: Beyond over that's that's a lack of cancer to you.
- 10:11Speaker 1: There's an end date. But you've got to hang in there.
- 10:16Speaker 1: You've got to keep pushing forward. You cannot turn around.
- 10:20Speaker 1: You must not go back, because when God gets you
- 10:24Speaker 1: through this and you break through to the other side,
- 10:29Speaker 1: the reward and the benefit it's far greater than the struggle.
- 10:35Speaker 1: I oftentimes really look at some of the things that
- 10:39Speaker 1: God has brought me through and in my worst times,
- 10:42Speaker 1: and when He brought me through, I went, wow, Man,
- 10:45Speaker 1: now that I understand that, Now that I'm on the
- 10:47Speaker 1: other side and I have the benefit of the reward
- 10:50Speaker 1: for it, would you do it all again to get there? Yes?
- 10:54Speaker 1: I would. Happy memorial to everybody. To ladies and gentlemen,
- 11:04Speaker 1: my name is Steve Harvey. This is the Steve Harvey
- 11:09Speaker 1: Morning Show. This show would be nothing without the following people,
- 11:15Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry, thank you, Steve good morning,
- 11:20Speaker 1: call it for real. Good Morning Crew. Cure Spakes, better
- 11:25Speaker 1: known as Junior Morning Jay, Anthony Brown, better known as
- 11:32Speaker 1: bitter Man, what Man, Ladies and Gentlemen. Thomas W. Miles,
- 11:40Speaker 1: better known as the Fool a K eight Nephew, Tommy
- 11:45Speaker 1: slash lot Man, Good morning everybody, and the little man
- 11:54Speaker 1: is just for aggravation purposes. He's really not that small.
- 12:02Speaker 1: We know. We know how to push each other's buttons.
- 12:04Speaker 1: Though we've worked together. Everybody knows everybody, but we've worked
- 12:08Speaker 1: together for so long. Yeah, we don't have a button.
- 12:14Speaker 1: We found it. He Oh you have a button. Yeah,
- 12:22Speaker 1: he's been marriage. Yes, it's what Oh his button is
- 12:28Speaker 1: called marriage marriage? Right, you bring it up? He started,
- 12:33Speaker 1: Oh the last time I brought it up, he snapped
- 12:36Speaker 1: at me, remember, went in, Oh, and I know another button,
- 12:44Speaker 1: but I'll only use it if you piss me off. Well,
- 12:48Speaker 1: because you know you've known him to lock it. Yeah,
- 12:51Speaker 1: but you got some. He got another. He's being read
- 12:57Speaker 1: if the one same size wall. See don't up there.
- 13:04Speaker 1: It's nuclear man, But you're just talking about you know
- 13:11Speaker 1: what it is? Then? Yeah, Yeah, we've been together a
- 13:14Speaker 1: long time being my boy right there, Boy, it was
- 13:17Speaker 1: the best thing. Putting him on this show man kind
- 13:19Speaker 1: of gave me like a balance point. You know. You
- 13:22Speaker 1: know when you see how I talked to me, want
- 13:23Speaker 1: to come into work like that? No, but you all
- 13:28Speaker 1: have history. Man. Oh he talked to me so crazy
- 13:32Speaker 1: when I come to world. If we didn't know, we would, yeah,
- 13:36Speaker 1: we would think you hated each other the way you
- 13:38Speaker 1: talked to each other. That's just us. I don't do
- 13:41Speaker 1: it on the other job. But that's love though, that
- 13:44Speaker 1: that's that's junior. He lied right now. What did he
- 13:51Speaker 1: say when he doesn't do it anywhere else? He come
- 13:53Speaker 1: in there on the day, then on the air, he
- 13:55Speaker 1: come in there and give us a gift. Wow, it's fun.
- 14:04Speaker 1: It's you're listening to the String show all right. Now
- 14:10Speaker 1: it's time for something funny, guys. We're gonna talk about
- 14:12Speaker 1: annoying things that grown people do while you're driving. When
- 14:16Speaker 1: you are driving, so these people are in the car
- 14:18Speaker 1: with you, riding with you, just the passenger, the passengers
- 14:22Speaker 1: or bad seat on kids, just just you're the driver.
- 14:26Speaker 1: So you gotta focus on. And it's this little stuff
- 14:30Speaker 1: that gets on, Just little things, man, like just that
- 14:33Speaker 1: little Steve like you driving right I can't stand people
- 14:37Speaker 1: to point to stuff for me to look at. Yeah,
- 14:41Speaker 1: i'm driving. Oh look you missed, you missed? Oh you
- 14:50Speaker 1: they got tomatoes on sale? Look look, yeah, I see
- 15:01Speaker 1: that fat. Ain't that world? Man? I can't stand for
- 15:08Speaker 1: people to see that gets on my Come First of all,
- 15:15Speaker 1: you don't know the words to the song. I can't tell,
- 15:18Speaker 1: and you don't sound nothing like nothing like your song
- 15:22Speaker 1: the song? Are you even when you just change the
- 15:24Speaker 1: station when they're singing talk o talk great, I don't
- 15:30Speaker 1: care what they're talking about. We started listening to the
- 15:32Speaker 1: talk the minute. You're open your mouth and lazy and gentlemen,
- 15:36Speaker 1: we are here to do. When we're going cross town
- 15:44Speaker 1: to my auntie house, I didn't been there a thousand times,
- 15:48Speaker 1: but my wife want to give me directions though, to
- 15:51Speaker 1: go this way, go for the five and then take
- 15:56Speaker 1: fifth to night. If you take fifth to night, we'll
- 15:57Speaker 1: get there a little quicker. But you've been man, bro times,
- 16:00Speaker 1: don't know where I'm like, Come on, Steve, I can
- 16:08Speaker 1: stand when people driving they damn call looking over at
- 16:14Speaker 1: an accident that they ain't a about to get us
- 16:22Speaker 1: in one over here. Yeah, I can't stand over there.
- 16:30Speaker 1: I can't you know that window? That window is not
- 16:35Speaker 1: to be played with, okay, down and down? Yeah yeah?
- 16:42Speaker 1: Or women with hot slashes, Yeah yeah. I can't stand that.
- 16:48Speaker 1: That's when I got wind the locked. That's when I
- 16:49Speaker 1: got locked. Yeah, he got the lock to win. Take
- 16:52Speaker 1: the child off. I'm not not doing it. Not. Don't
- 16:54Speaker 1: think your half grown he is. I'm not gonna do it.
- 16:57Speaker 1: You know. I can't stand right. I get my call
- 17:00Speaker 1: wash and I come pick you up. Take it? So
- 17:01Speaker 1: where if you eat in my car and drop in?
- 17:04Speaker 1: In fact, I don't know when when you're driving you
- 17:08Speaker 1: always notice somebody dropping something. Yeah you got the chips?
- 17:13Speaker 1: I see the chip fall down your shirt and should
- 17:16Speaker 1: have seat to my floor, But you keep eat like
- 17:19Speaker 1: it ain't downing. Okay, okay, I hate to go there.
- 17:25Speaker 1: I'm driving in my car. I look out the just
- 17:28Speaker 1: look out to the peripheral of my of my of
- 17:30Speaker 1: my right side. Are you hicking? Yo? Know? Wait a minute?
- 17:36Speaker 1: Where are you? Where are you dusting that? A man?
- 17:41Speaker 1: Where is that going my floor? Man? Now? Bro bro,
- 17:46Speaker 1: but y'all saying that you didn't seen it. I used
- 17:53Speaker 1: to hate getting there somebody's car and don't nothing work.
- 18:00Speaker 1: We ain't got no radio. We ain't got no We're
- 18:05Speaker 1: just sitting up in here, hot, in silence, and it's
- 18:14Speaker 1: starting to smoke tower. Okay, you would have gum in
- 18:25Speaker 1: your mouth. I don't want to hear you click it.
- 18:30Speaker 1: I don't want to hear your popping. I don't want
- 18:33Speaker 1: to see you making bubbles out of it. Damn it
- 18:36Speaker 1: just chewing, Okay, just chooing. That's it. That's why they
- 18:40Speaker 1: call it chewing. What I have this problem? Right now?
- 18:49Speaker 1: I won't I won't to drive, but I don't have one.
- 18:53Speaker 1: But right now, stay out my damn glove boxing? Why
- 18:56Speaker 1: are you? Why are you in there? What the hell
- 19:01Speaker 1: made you click that two buttons and pull it down?
- 19:05Speaker 1: And what are you looking for? You got something here?
- 19:09Speaker 1: When did you put something there? It's like when you
- 19:11Speaker 1: go to somebody's house and they go to their medicine
- 19:13Speaker 1: cabinet in the bathroom. I'm okay, that's what bothered me.
- 19:22Speaker 1: We pull out the driveway, I'm rolling my son in
- 19:25Speaker 1: the backseat. He started holing and crying. We can't go.
- 19:29Speaker 1: We got to stop. Wait a minute, what's wrong? The
- 19:32Speaker 1: WiFi ain't working. I used to hate what don't ask
- 19:43Speaker 1: me to use my car. Please, man, you don't want
- 19:48Speaker 1: your feelings hurt. You don't know how I really feel
- 19:51Speaker 1: about you. Don't ask me to use my damn car
- 19:56Speaker 1: for nothing nothing, Go to work, go to stove. You're
- 20:00Speaker 1: gonna find out what you really in the phrase, well
- 20:02Speaker 1: it's just sitting there. That's why it's just sitting there,
- 20:06Speaker 1: cause it's my car. And well it's just sitting there.
- 20:10Speaker 1: So so what Because I hate I'm backing out. And
- 20:15Speaker 1: in order to back out, you gotta look back. Why
- 20:19Speaker 1: am I looking at you? Looking back at me? Back
- 20:23Speaker 1: and out? It don't take two of us, come back out.
- 20:27Speaker 1: I'm liking you. I'll tell you what thing I can't.
- 20:34Speaker 1: Don't diagnose my car? How you know what's wrong with
- 20:39Speaker 1: my car? So you got a bad time? How you
- 20:43Speaker 1: know you just got in? Come on sept this one,
- 20:48Speaker 1: that one. This got something to do with using my car.
- 20:50Speaker 1: This was a free did to me one time called
- 20:53Speaker 1: a cab to my house, asked me to use my
- 20:57Speaker 1: You should have took this as that's great? All right?
- 21:07Speaker 1: Get ready for Reverend Motown and Deacon death Jam. They're
- 21:10Speaker 1: up next with church complaints. You're listening to the Steve
- 21:14Speaker 1: Harvey Morning show. But right now it is time for
- 21:17Speaker 1: Reverend Motown and Deacon Death jam with today's church complaints.
- 21:23Speaker 1: M h ah m, Lord, I forgot hello, let me
- 21:32Speaker 1: get my voice. Take your time pass. I don't help
- 21:36Speaker 1: the problem boys. Hold on, Yeah, you gained so many voices.
- 21:40Speaker 1: You are right, I'm a game show coming my better jewge.
- 21:47Speaker 1: All right, we we we heal for this ratchetness of
- 21:55Speaker 1: complaintress and confused anality from a congregation that is unbithetically.
- 22:06Speaker 1: And I say that humbly as recently heard Hussey ladies
- 22:15Speaker 1: and gentlemen, the most ungrateful congregation of all time. Head
- 22:22Speaker 1: it up by what used to be my main man,
- 22:27Speaker 1: dec Jim, you falling off with these complaints. Go ahead, deep,
- 22:32Speaker 1: I thought I was feel your main man. You're the
- 22:37Speaker 1: only deacon I got age the church. We tried to
- 22:42Speaker 1: bring in ad Noid, but came nobody staying his voice.
- 22:46Speaker 1: It's the breathing, it's not the vage. He's so damn aggravating.
- 22:50Speaker 1: It's just like him though. Well, when you know, a
- 22:57Speaker 1: matter of fact, I'm gonna talk to had no little later,
- 23:00Speaker 1: only discussing things with Go ahead, all right, that's it
- 23:05Speaker 1: out here. We have brother jabber Jaal Jenkins got his
- 23:10Speaker 1: last tooth removed last week. He's asking as the church
- 23:14Speaker 1: by him a blender and a life supply of straws.
- 23:19Speaker 1: As you know, three years ago he was caught with
- 23:21Speaker 1: brother Lena good Wine's wife and lost all his teeth
- 23:24Speaker 1: except one. That one just got removed a couple of
- 23:27Speaker 1: weeks ago. So blender and lifetime supply of straws is
- 23:33Speaker 1: what he's asking. We're not gonna be able to do that,
- 23:39Speaker 1: Brother jabber Joe. Yeah, had he kept his jabbol in
- 23:46Speaker 1: his past, we wouldn't have this situation. All right, I'm
- 23:54Speaker 1: moving right along now that weed has become legal in
- 24:00Speaker 1: the states, pass that we now have a group that
- 24:02Speaker 1: wants to develop a weed ministry. They called themselves High Hopes.
- 24:08Speaker 1: They want you to approve the ministry and give them
- 24:10Speaker 1: for range to turn the basement into a greenhouse. Yeah,
- 24:16Speaker 1: we're not an allowing to need in dis basement of
- 24:23Speaker 1: the Larde's house. The industry is making a lot of
- 24:27Speaker 1: money to so you know that. Well, I understand that
- 24:30Speaker 1: now we do have a lot that's empty behind the
- 24:33Speaker 1: chick that I strongly suggest we go out there and
- 24:40Speaker 1: fits in and provide a deacon to watch it. As
- 24:45Speaker 1: soon as the Validine boys find out if weed downhill
- 24:49Speaker 1: here they come. So I suggest that they weed ministry
- 24:57Speaker 1: use the the lotment right behind the church. Alright, I
- 25:02Speaker 1: will let everyone in high hopes that behind I got it.
- 25:07Speaker 1: Pastor Kirk Franklin and Fred Hammond have a movie coming
- 25:11Speaker 1: out called Big Spirit, Little Spirit. Um they will be
- 25:16Speaker 1: uh they would like to feel some of the scenes
- 25:18Speaker 1: here at the church. It's spared you to hit Netflix
- 25:21Speaker 1: October eighteen. Uh. Side note, they got ten million a
- 25:25Speaker 1: piece for the pitter. Well, we're gonna need a piece
- 25:28Speaker 1: of that ten million to film. Hell, oh, we're gonna
- 25:32Speaker 1: need full, full reciprocity for that all shot. If you
- 25:38Speaker 1: expect the donation or reciprocity, but we're gonna expect the
- 25:43Speaker 1: donation from Litle Kirk and big Fred some kind for that.
- 25:50Speaker 1: How much you think we could get, Deacon, they're getting
- 25:54Speaker 1: ten and a piece. I mean, if we get ten
- 25:58Speaker 1: from each one of them, pass that we're looking pretty good. Temple.
- 26:02Speaker 1: That daddy, daddy, daddy, that's tied. Yeah, Now we can
- 26:09Speaker 1: charge them for using the church. That's that's two million dollars.
- 26:13Speaker 1: If you totally that's right, that's right. Well they come here,
- 26:17Speaker 1: they used the church, they had a chick the church,
- 26:24Speaker 1: your way crossing few choir roll offer trade communion, judge,
- 26:31Speaker 1: all let's go. Then I won't have complaints next week.
- 26:36Speaker 1: Not what are we complaining it? Thro? Oh yeah, that's right,
- 26:44Speaker 1: and they give up two million. I'm gonna get y'all temple.
- 26:48Speaker 1: See y'all. No, I ain't even got to be the
- 26:52Speaker 1: pastoral more. What what about your calling? What about your calling? Pastor?
- 26:57Speaker 1: I've been, I've been you just like you get called to,
- 27:00Speaker 1: you get called out, and I know I get called
- 27:04Speaker 1: about it. Here I get my hands on one point eight.
- 27:10Speaker 1: I know I served him a long but would I
- 27:15Speaker 1: can see the sign that decide that's a sign for
- 27:20Speaker 1: me to get out and move my life into other
- 27:23Speaker 1: ways to serve and spread the gospel. And I think
- 27:30Speaker 1: after I get one point they'd be just time for
- 27:33Speaker 1: me to spread. And you can't get the whole one
- 27:37Speaker 1: point eight? Can't just go take you pass. I just
- 27:40Speaker 1: told you that I would give you all the church
- 27:44Speaker 1: ten p million. Now that two hundred thousands. But they
- 27:52Speaker 1: don't excuse me. Between me and you, the other people
- 27:55Speaker 1: ain't really been working here doing that? Have well, lord digging,
- 28:00Speaker 1: I'm in the temples. You don't gay how you doing?
- 28:03Speaker 1: He thinks he should get half pastor who should get
- 28:06Speaker 1: half half million? Oh you ain't nobody but the deacon.
- 28:23Speaker 1: That's like getting the same money as to fight m happen.
- 28:31Speaker 1: It's like, let's move on. That not fitting. You're just
- 28:37Speaker 1: the same. It's what you're saying is I'm the pilot
- 28:42Speaker 1: and you're the flight attended, trying to make the same
- 28:45Speaker 1: money that would be the copa. No she no, no,
- 28:52Speaker 1: no she what you you just to strip them? I'm
- 28:57Speaker 1: the strip club owner. Get the same money. You pick
- 29:01Speaker 1: all that money upon the floor. Yeah, but you you
- 29:04Speaker 1: pick up all that rain one no thing? No no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 29:10Speaker 1: no no, no, no one more thing. We need to
- 29:12Speaker 1: clear this. Hurry all right, No, we'll go ahead. I
- 29:16Speaker 1: have something important. The black panther wants to join our church.
- 29:20Speaker 1: But he is asking that all the sisters cut their
- 29:22Speaker 1: hair and removed their weeds and looked like more of
- 29:26Speaker 1: the people from uh what kind of pastor? But that
- 29:30Speaker 1: and I think we should start with these two. Right.
- 29:32Speaker 1: We're not going to do that because we got some women,
- 29:34Speaker 1: ain't gonna do good without him. All right, Listen, we
- 29:37Speaker 1: gotta girls. Everybody came right there. You have a body
- 29:43Speaker 1: to go with that look. You can't cut your hair over.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Ain't had nothing new coming out at the top of
- 29:48Speaker 1: the hour with me. It shouldn't have been here with
- 29:51Speaker 1: a church full of Sulu. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 29:58Speaker 1: Steve is here with some depressing places. Steve, uh I
- 30:04Speaker 1: was thinking of some depressing places you can be. There's
- 30:09Speaker 1: places that get depressing. Like it's depressing if you're in
- 30:14Speaker 1: the car with somebody and they got the ready on
- 30:17Speaker 1: playing some music you can't stand but you can't say
- 30:21Speaker 1: nothing because it ain't your car. Man, you can be depressed.
- 30:26Speaker 1: You'll just be looking out to win. Let your face
- 30:30Speaker 1: be up against the glass. You're gonna like this. I
- 30:39Speaker 1: tell you something, But you ever throw a house party
- 30:41Speaker 1: over three people show up? Man, You're just in there. Man.
- 30:47Speaker 1: You know the sandwich is just drying out with the
- 30:49Speaker 1: two picks, and that's pretty bad. You know. I tell
- 30:56Speaker 1: you something else depressing because I gotta go to Marrow
- 30:58Speaker 1: in Atlanta. If you go to the DMV and you
- 31:04Speaker 1: number one, foe two six and they're only on number
- 31:09Speaker 1: eight seventy one. It's six hundred more people. Yeah, I
- 31:22Speaker 1: tell you something to depressing. This was me at Winton
- 31:25Speaker 1: one time, watching your child play sports. But they ain't
- 31:29Speaker 1: work for damn. Really, Winton was on the basketball team.
- 31:36Speaker 1: I've never been so ambassed in my whole life. You're
- 31:39Speaker 1: not supposed to say this, take up piano, so did
- 31:47Speaker 1: no I was. I took him off the team. You
- 31:50Speaker 1: take him on, tak him off team? Just what you do.
- 31:55Speaker 1: I can tell right now you can't play bass. I've
- 31:57Speaker 1: been working with you, and this is it's a team.
- 32:00Speaker 1: You just have these little white kids shaking and baking you.
- 32:06Speaker 1: I'm watching. You're crazy. Now, You're not gonna do that
- 32:10Speaker 1: to me. He's not gonna do that to me. He
- 32:16Speaker 1: just out he's shaking it, baking y'all tweeted his league
- 32:19Speaker 1: breaking your wrists. Chasce up. Why you hoggy? Now? I
- 32:22Speaker 1: took him right on office to man was winter eight.
- 32:30Speaker 1: You didn't give him? Come on, I don't know what
- 32:33Speaker 1: you dream killing killing three twenty one and still came
- 32:40Speaker 1: step back and knock that I took him off to
- 32:44Speaker 1: He got other guilt. Only it's right here and I'm
- 32:51Speaker 1: sitting next to the white board. Father, Uh, what you mean? Hey,
- 32:57Speaker 1: great move Caleb. He's by a white boy named came
- 33:02Speaker 1: right now you're coming out of basketball the white boy
- 33:06Speaker 1: ever been in the NBA named Kelly. I'll tell you
- 33:09Speaker 1: another place that's depressing. If you go to a Sandals
- 33:14Speaker 1: couple resort by yourself, everybody bowed up, eating you, over
- 33:23Speaker 1: eating you on your night, everybody woman find I'll tell
- 33:29Speaker 1: you another depressing place, right church. If you know you're
- 33:36Speaker 1: going to hell, goodn't. It's a hard place to sit
- 33:40Speaker 1: in here, Pastor, fire is stoop about me? Hell? Fire
- 33:52Speaker 1: in a way you're gonna make it? You going to
- 33:58Speaker 1: tell you another to trusting way? Is this about me? Pastor?
- 34:06Speaker 1: Here's another depressing place. Tender if you ugly? If you
- 34:16Speaker 1: don't tender, and you ugly, it's so many white you
- 34:23Speaker 1: ain't never you've been on that three weeks. Ain't nobody
- 34:29Speaker 1: swipe you and kept you yet everybody you swipe don't
- 34:35Speaker 1: swipe back. That's depressing. That's bad. You don't tender and
- 34:40Speaker 1: you just ugly? Yeah, Yeah, that's depressing. That's bad. It's depressing.
- 34:48Speaker 1: When the male man show up, you think he got
- 34:51Speaker 1: your income? Tact return. Hen you sumo? Damn be you
- 34:57Speaker 1: think I'm gonna paid ease talk? You ain't seen nothing
- 35:03Speaker 1: in your bag? Check your bag? Feeling tell the depress
- 35:08Speaker 1: right now? Depressed? You know something that could be pretty depressed?
- 35:14Speaker 1: You get that pregnancy test kit from the drug store
- 35:19Speaker 1: and pee on it and it ain't the color you want. Brother,
- 35:23Speaker 1: that's pretty depressed. Yeah, that mess up your whole day.
- 35:30Speaker 1: You go right out there and get another one, don't you?
- 35:33Speaker 1: You bought three of them? Damnit, I'm paying fun. Don't worry.
- 35:37Speaker 1: I had them lined up one time about eight on
- 35:41Speaker 1: the same color. Try it again, Try it now? Try wow?
- 35:49Speaker 1: See will you really manage to bring the show down? Yeah?
- 35:54Speaker 1: Just remember, if you've been on tender two weeks, ain't
- 35:59Speaker 1: no are to swipe you yet. I need to check yourself.
- 36:03Speaker 1: Take that photo off, put a new one. It's time
- 36:08Speaker 1: to catfish somebody. At this point you need to get
- 36:11Speaker 1: into checause you're two weeks on tender. Hain't nobody swipe
- 36:19Speaker 1: not a one? Yeah, you keep checking? How busted are you? Really?
- 36:29Speaker 1: This is depressent? Now? I believe you thought of this, Steve.
- 36:35Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Now Steve
- 36:39Speaker 1: Jay is here. Please introduce him to murder another ladies, gentlemen,
- 36:45Speaker 1: Murder the Hits Jay Anthony Brown, What up everybody? This
- 36:50Speaker 1: your boy Janson Brown is going down Tuesday night at
- 36:53Speaker 1: the j Spond Comedy Club, anyone Westmanchester Avenue, Janity Brown
- 36:57Speaker 1: and friends. And now the song right here. I want
- 37:01Speaker 1: to thank you for allowing me to introduce the Fat
- 37:03Speaker 1: Panther on this show. But what the Fat Panther did
- 37:07Speaker 1: not have was theme music. Cannot be a superhero without
- 37:12Speaker 1: theme music. This is the Fat Panthers theme song. Check
- 37:18Speaker 1: it out on that one day and he didn't even
- 37:51Speaker 1: tall his food of time, but it change his eyes
- 37:59Speaker 1: and stomach. The bru blue starting from seats from stealing
- 38:07Speaker 1: trees him bring was taken my die. It's lime around
- 38:13Speaker 1: the world. Couldn't bring any board and down and he'll
- 38:18Speaker 1: do a charge. It's free. That's badther that he'll bring
- 38:28Speaker 1: man your food. That's them, that's bather die. That's what
- 38:38Speaker 1: he does. That's bad. That then down he'll bring man
- 38:47Speaker 1: your food. That's then that then you because that's what
- 38:56Speaker 1: he does. That that that Yeah, Jay, we're back in
- 39:21Speaker 1: the seventies. It for you that I love that. That's
- 39:32Speaker 1: superhero thieve song love. That's what do you do? Because
- 39:37Speaker 1: that's what he do. Com down. You're listening to the
- 39:45Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Yahoo is reporting, guys,
- 39:49Speaker 1: a new pole that finds fifty nine percent of couples
- 39:53Speaker 1: say that they um suspected their partner of cheating. If
- 39:57Speaker 1: they suspected them, they would discuss the matter with them
- 40:00Speaker 1: rather than jumping to conclusions. I'm going to say that
- 40:03Speaker 1: again for the lates. Okay, couples say that if they
- 40:08Speaker 1: suspected their partner of cheating, they would discuss the matter
- 40:12Speaker 1: with them rather than jumping to conclusions. Okay, let me
- 40:16Speaker 1: ask you a questions, Shirley and Colum, let me ask
- 40:19Speaker 1: you a question. Just listen to this question. If you
- 40:24Speaker 1: suspected your husband of cheating, and it was not on
- 40:30Speaker 1: the internet, nobody knew, none of your co workers, it
- 40:34Speaker 1: wasnt it wasn't made public. If you suspected your husband
- 40:39Speaker 1: of cheating, would you bring it up calmly? Would you
- 40:43Speaker 1: bring it up with anger? How would you do it?
- 40:46Speaker 1: Probably all of the above for me, without the calm
- 40:49Speaker 1: though you're already nowhere. I'm coming bigger all of that,
- 40:59Speaker 1: all of the above me without the calm anger if
- 41:02Speaker 1: I expected that not yet? Not well, I mean, if
- 41:05Speaker 1: you had suspicious, you ain't have no proof you ain't
- 41:09Speaker 1: you ain't heard nothing, you ain't got no pictures, ain't no,
- 41:13Speaker 1: ain't on internet, and none of that. But Steve, you
- 41:16Speaker 1: know we have intuition. You know we have intuition. M
- 41:21Speaker 1: disappointing to you, Mr Harvey, I don't know. I'm just
- 41:24Speaker 1: trying to see what y'all would do. I don't really
- 41:29Speaker 1: And and the word discussion I have a problem with.
- 41:31Speaker 1: There will be no discussion. Well are you gonna just
- 41:34Speaker 1: find out on your own first? Like little see us?
- 41:37Speaker 1: I I may ask you a question. Suppose you discovered
- 41:42Speaker 1: that you were one wrong about him and that he
- 41:47Speaker 1: wasn't cheating. What happens at that point? Then I'm apologizing
- 41:52Speaker 1: and begging to his forgiveness, begging for his forgiveness and
- 41:55Speaker 1: threatening him he better not do it. You see what
- 41:57Speaker 1: happens when I just think you is and threat God
- 42:04Speaker 1: in the tart? You gotta do that? Yeah, you apologize
- 42:06Speaker 1: for your wrongdoing, but you know, make it up to him,
- 42:11Speaker 1: you know all that? Wow, that's amazing any more questions.
- 42:17Speaker 1: We're here for it. No, y'all's answers short and truthful
- 42:23Speaker 1: and and there's no one. There's no one in between,
- 42:26Speaker 1: ain't no. You know that's I don't like talking to y'all.
- 42:31Speaker 1: Were you expecting something else? I don't know what I expected,
- 42:34Speaker 1: but that wasn't it. You've obviously been through this before.
- 42:39Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I found out. Though I'm find out.
- 42:43Speaker 1: I ain't find hup to have a discussion. Once they
- 42:46Speaker 1: find out, I'll cheat this. It's all. You're ugly sitting
- 42:50Speaker 1: up here, got a ric cheat? No you get, but
- 42:56Speaker 1: don't you know that money changes things? Yeah? How you
- 43:00Speaker 1: get the nurse that was before? Look at you now
- 43:05Speaker 1: see Tommy saying dang Junior like you can't believe Junior
- 43:08Speaker 1: called itself ugly? Tommy, you're ugly. No, I am not.
- 43:12Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let you bring stop doing that. You
- 43:15Speaker 1: go listen eighteen. You're not gonna do this. I'm not.
- 43:20Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell the truth and truth thousand eighteen. Are
- 43:22Speaker 1: you fine? No, I'm not no fine, and I'm not off.
- 43:25Speaker 1: But I ain't just been to be ugly though now
- 43:27Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. Dog, You're not fine, and I'm
- 43:31Speaker 1: not ugly. But listen to me. If you're not fine
- 43:34Speaker 1: by a long ship, what you think that is? Why
- 43:39Speaker 1: didn't do that to him? I don't know why Tommy
- 43:43Speaker 1: keep thinking he cute, but you're not cute. I didn't
- 43:46Speaker 1: say I was cute. I'm just saying I'm not Listen
- 43:49Speaker 1: to me. Listen to me. You look strang I'm decent.
- 43:55Speaker 1: I don't look, man, You do not look trying to
- 44:05Speaker 1: find all Just get a mirror and look at yourself
- 44:10Speaker 1: from the side. You're strange looking. I'm not strange. Tell
- 44:15Speaker 1: me you are. You look strange. Everybody, all the men
- 44:18Speaker 1: in our family, we're strange looking from the side. Look,
- 44:22Speaker 1: I had a phone with the time and when you accepted,
- 44:24Speaker 1: Tommy doesn't accept that. He's never going to accept that.
- 44:27Speaker 1: You guys know that I'm not I'm not doing it.
- 44:31Speaker 1: Speaking of you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
- 44:39Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
- 44:41Speaker 1: four minutes after I get ready for today's Strawberry letter.
- 44:46Speaker 1: But up next, Come on, nephew, what you got workers call?
- 44:52Speaker 1: Just so matter of fact, Worker's car animated workers. I
- 44:58Speaker 1: never been on it, man, I gotta I got it. Yeah,
- 45:01Speaker 1: I think I have. I got it once. Yeah, I
- 45:04Speaker 1: got it. I got workers. You ain't never got a
- 45:08Speaker 1: call just maternity, Greg Way, how would you know? I
- 45:17Speaker 1: don't know what. I can't handle down babies. I'm not
- 45:21Speaker 1: gonna my legs. So I'm just gonna tell you that
- 45:24Speaker 1: many maternity. Yeah, just pregnant. When your wife is back?
- 45:31Speaker 1: Can can my baby be five? And I get it.
- 45:34Speaker 1: If your baby is ill, he ain't ell like physically,
- 45:38Speaker 1: I just think something wrong with it? So can I
- 45:40Speaker 1: just well something wrong with it? That? Yeah, I tell
- 45:46Speaker 1: you right now. If you his dady, there's a high
- 45:49Speaker 1: chance you walked right into did it right? Yeah? Hello, Hello,
- 45:58Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your instant place. Who's calling? My
- 46:03Speaker 1: name is uh Ed from the human resources? Oh yeah,
- 46:07Speaker 1: yeah yeah, definitely what's up? What's up? Well? Ben? One
- 46:11Speaker 1: of the first of all check on you. We know
- 46:13Speaker 1: you're got injured here at the job. How are you
- 46:15Speaker 1: doing so far? Yeah? Man, I'm I'm making it. Man.
- 46:19Speaker 1: You know, everything's cool and uh, you know, I don't
- 46:23Speaker 1: know how long. The therapy is going pretty good though,
- 46:26Speaker 1: but I'm not right, I'm okay. Therapy is going pretty well. Yeah,
- 46:31Speaker 1: it's they say, I'm doing all right. The pain level
- 46:34Speaker 1: about maybe a fix still, but it's getting done it though. Okay, listen,
- 46:39Speaker 1: have you been getting your your check on time here? Yeah,
- 46:42Speaker 1: I've been getting a man, and I appreciate it. But
- 46:44Speaker 1: it really helps, man, because you know, I ain't able
- 46:47Speaker 1: to work right now. They said it's gonna be a
- 46:49Speaker 1: little while, so I appreciate that. Y'all the one defending
- 46:53Speaker 1: the check, yes, sir, yes, sir. We all want to
- 46:55Speaker 1: getting the checks out and want to make sure that
- 46:57Speaker 1: that's definitely getting there, so you're yeah, it's it. It's
- 47:00Speaker 1: all good, man. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Okay,
- 47:03Speaker 1: let me we've got a bit of a problem that
- 47:07Speaker 1: we wanted to check out. Now. You haven't been doing
- 47:09Speaker 1: any any strainingus? Uh no, no, no, no, I ain't been.
- 47:14Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't been working at all, man. I
- 47:16Speaker 1: just you know, I've just been taking it either. I
- 47:18Speaker 1: can't do nothing really right now, and they told me
- 47:21Speaker 1: I could do nothing, all right, And then you do
- 47:23Speaker 1: know the rules are that you're not supposed to do
- 47:24Speaker 1: anything to jeopardize your back. Correct, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm straight.
- 47:29Speaker 1: I'm straight. I ain't been doing nothing. Man. Okay, well,
- 47:32Speaker 1: let me let me say this to you. We do
- 47:33Speaker 1: have some um surveillance cameras that are showing us that
- 47:37Speaker 1: you've you've been doing something straining with I ain't even
- 47:40Speaker 1: been going nowhere. Come about survelance camera. I don't know
- 47:42Speaker 1: how they go nowhere. Well, No, the the strainingous work
- 47:46Speaker 1: that you're doing is actually at home. At home. I'll
- 47:51Speaker 1: be inside. I don't I don't do nothing outside. I
- 47:53Speaker 1: don't ways, I don't even bother cue man, what you
- 47:55Speaker 1: know what you're talking about? Streaming is? Okay? Have you uh, vincent?
- 48:00Speaker 1: Have you have you been having have you been having
- 48:03Speaker 1: sex at home? What's the kind of question? Who is this? Is?
- 48:08Speaker 1: This is a supervisor something we're kind of Let me
- 48:10Speaker 1: talk to supervill I ain't know your dam. I'm with
- 48:13Speaker 1: human resources. I don't know a man. Excuse me, dog,
- 48:17Speaker 1: But I don't mean disrespect you that because you're paying me,
- 48:19Speaker 1: you know, looking out for me. I mean you can
- 48:21Speaker 1: call me and and just say any common like that. Man,
- 48:25Speaker 1: have you been having you having sex at home? Save
- 48:31Speaker 1: that ain't under your business? Don't have have I been
- 48:34Speaker 1: having sex or not? In it? Wait? What kind of mean,
- 48:37Speaker 1: let me talk who your supervisor? Man, sir, I'm the
- 48:40Speaker 1: supervisor here to here were brought with my attention and
- 48:44Speaker 1: we actually have you on surveillance. You've been you've been
- 48:47Speaker 1: having sex. Now you can don't know? I do know
- 48:50Speaker 1: that not you know hambers in my house? I know
- 48:53Speaker 1: that much. And who author vies like that? Anyhow survellance
- 48:57Speaker 1: to me. You're not supposed to be having sex. You're
- 49:00Speaker 1: is hurting, okay, you you have, man, you've been you've
- 49:04Speaker 1: been not having no damn camera and my what you
- 49:06Speaker 1: thought about? Uh, you've been survadus for me and having
- 49:10Speaker 1: say that's a damn lie, sir. What's your name? What? What?
- 49:14Speaker 1: What's your name? Man? Sir? And who ad because I'm look,
- 49:20Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice. You're pissing me off A
- 49:24Speaker 1: and her sir, sir, here it is and find out.
- 49:28Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm giving you a warning. No, but I
- 49:30Speaker 1: don't need I'm giving me your warning. You let me
- 49:33Speaker 1: find a damn camera my house telling me I can't
- 49:35Speaker 1: hand no sex and all that I have spects if
- 49:37Speaker 1: you're that is straining with work and you're putting it
- 49:40Speaker 1: on your back and we're paying you. We're paying you
- 49:42Speaker 1: to think about what you're calling me and what you
- 49:44Speaker 1: ain't paying me. You're gonna call my damn fault, tell
- 49:47Speaker 1: me talking about you got some nameans camera and my house.
- 49:50Speaker 1: That's okay. Well, let's sir, sir bevincent, let me say
- 49:55Speaker 1: this to you. Don't what you don't need. You don't
- 49:57Speaker 1: need to say nothing to me, but but you're ass
- 50:00Speaker 1: names and then you're supervisor name. That was okay, and
- 50:04Speaker 1: you don't need to worry who the supervisor is. You
- 50:06Speaker 1: need to make sure that there's no more sex going
- 50:08Speaker 1: on until your back is healed. Look, you don't have
- 50:11Speaker 1: to cut you and hang up on your man. I
- 50:15Speaker 1: don't have time for this, man, y'all because y'all tell
- 50:17Speaker 1: what y'all do, because y'all doing some people. Y'all think
- 50:20Speaker 1: y'all can do, illegal can talk to people crazy man,
- 50:23Speaker 1: when y'all coping them. I don't appreciate that at all. Man,
- 50:26Speaker 1: this is I don't know who y'all think you'll ears
- 50:29Speaker 1: down there. Y'all just do something for them. I think
- 50:31Speaker 1: y'all can just call them and say anything. Man. I
- 50:35Speaker 1: don't like that, and I ain't trying to be disrespectful,
- 50:37Speaker 1: but you've got me heated right now. Man, it's better
- 50:40Speaker 1: not no cameras in my house? Did you understand that
- 50:44Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you once and one time only, no
- 50:46Speaker 1: more sex what you put your talking about? I'm sorry, man,
- 50:51Speaker 1: because I'll tell you one day. Thing you think you're
- 50:53Speaker 1: giving up some money? Now I'm gonna sue y'all. I
- 50:56Speaker 1: catch the camera up my house. You ain't gonna how
- 50:59Speaker 1: to never paid? Uh pay me no more. You're gonna
- 51:03Speaker 1: pay me one big check that I'm shooting out of y'all.
- 51:06Speaker 1: And now you understand that I understand I need I
- 51:09Speaker 1: need you to understand one more thing. Are you listening
- 51:11Speaker 1: to me? Man? You go ahead, man, I'm y'all got
- 51:14Speaker 1: me easy man. And then after this, don't even call me.
- 51:17Speaker 1: No more calling you this ridiculous? Okay? Are you familiar
- 51:20Speaker 1: with letter Man? Familiar with what? Literally? Do you know?
- 51:23Speaker 1: Literally you're coworking letter? Yeah? What about him? Literally? Got
- 51:29Speaker 1: me the prank phone? Call you? This is nephew Tommy
- 51:31Speaker 1: from the Steve Off and more this show, Philson. But
- 51:34Speaker 1: you've been man, get out of here. Man, y'are about
- 51:38Speaker 1: to have me the true lord talk about my check
- 51:41Speaker 1: and man, man, what's up? Man? This is y'all have
- 51:47Speaker 1: me going out? Man, y'all have me heed it. But
- 51:50Speaker 1: I'm well, I'm gonna kicking. It's not to be calling
- 51:53Speaker 1: that he on the phone. No, he ain't on the phone. Man,
- 51:57Speaker 1: I'm sweating like a so I'm still I'm still getting
- 52:00Speaker 1: my damn checked. That. That's what that bean, y'all ha
- 52:02Speaker 1: be heated? Boy, I thought, what's t man? Nice and
- 52:07Speaker 1: here from y'all. Man don't got me though, Man, y'all
- 52:10Speaker 1: got me. I got one more question, man, what is
- 52:13Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
- 52:16Speaker 1: the land, of course, no doubt. Man, if the Steve
- 52:20Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show always will be especially y'all got me
- 52:24Speaker 1: like this here, I'll make y'all proud on No, proud
- 52:31Speaker 1: is not the opportive term here. Stupid. Proud is what
- 52:34Speaker 1: I'm saying. Sure, proud of your stupid that's that's not
- 52:39Speaker 1: a term what you just want to high five you're
- 52:44Speaker 1: the king? Yeah, I need some accolaid, some ground that
- 52:50Speaker 1: because proud of your Yeah, that was a great job.
- 52:53Speaker 1: You played too much. We tell you that every day.
- 52:55Speaker 1: And that's the name of my movie you played. No,
- 53:00Speaker 1: that's been the name of it. You didn't come up
- 53:01Speaker 1: with it. Yes, you're here from my turn, the one
- 53:06Speaker 1: that Steve's gonna finance. Man? Why yourself in the foot
- 53:13Speaker 1: I don't even about you? Asked him, nephew, how much
- 53:17Speaker 1: you looking to raise it? To his manager? Your manage?
- 53:21Speaker 1: Ain't No? He never mentioned this could be? What else?
- 53:25Speaker 1: Isn't you how much you try to raise for your movie?
- 53:31Speaker 1: Three point five million? Why you said this? Must see?
- 53:38Speaker 1: What kind of movie that we gotta go? We'll be back.
- 53:45Speaker 1: Strawberry letter coming up. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
- 53:49Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, it's time for today's Strawberry Letter.
- 53:52Speaker 1: And if you're in a situation and you need some advice,
- 53:55Speaker 1: please please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey f
- 53:59Speaker 1: M dot com. Steve and I could read your letter
- 54:01Speaker 1: on the air. Who knows just like this one? Uh?
- 54:04Speaker 1: The subject today is whose is it? Come on, Tommy,
- 54:07Speaker 1: buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for
- 54:10Speaker 1: you to straw letter. I don't know. For some reason
- 54:12Speaker 1: I love this subject? Whose is it? Uh? Dear Stephen Shirley.
- 54:16Speaker 1: This past Valentine's Day started out as the most amazing
- 54:20Speaker 1: day with the man of my dreams. We planned to
- 54:23Speaker 1: go out to dinner, so after work I went to
- 54:26Speaker 1: his condo and waited for him to get home. The
- 54:29Speaker 1: moment he walked through the door, we got busy quick
- 54:33Speaker 1: and wild style. Afterwards, we pulled ourselves together and went
- 54:38Speaker 1: out to dinner. He gave me the bottle of perfume
- 54:41Speaker 1: that I always wanted, so the night was going great.
- 54:45Speaker 1: After dinner, we went back to his condo and had
- 54:48Speaker 1: some drinks, listen to some music, and ended up getting
- 54:52Speaker 1: intimate again. The love making was so intense and passionate
- 54:57Speaker 1: this time until he properly jumped up and yelled, what
- 55:02Speaker 1: did you say? It took me a couple of seconds
- 55:05Speaker 1: and then I realized, Oh, my goodness, I just whispered
- 55:11Speaker 1: my ex's name. How did this happen? I've been divorced
- 55:16Speaker 1: for ten years and I have no contact whatsoever with
- 55:21Speaker 1: my ex. My man looked at me with this hurt, angry,
- 55:24Speaker 1: disgusted look and left the bedroom. This is the second
- 55:29Speaker 1: time it's happened. I did the same thing a few
- 55:33Speaker 1: years ago. He eventually forgave me the first time and
- 55:36Speaker 1: we got back on track. But this time I don't
- 55:39Speaker 1: think it's going to be that's going to happen. I've
- 55:43Speaker 1: apologized over and over, but we've only spoken twice since then.
- 55:47Speaker 1: I'm so mad at myself. I'm heartbroken and confused. What
- 55:52Speaker 1: is wrong with me? Do you think he will forgive
- 55:55Speaker 1: me again? Or is it best to just leave it
- 55:58Speaker 1: alone and walk away? By the way, we're in our
- 56:01Speaker 1: mid fifties, both divorced, and we've been together for the
- 56:04Speaker 1: past seven years. I don't want to lose him. Please help. Wow,
- 56:11Speaker 1: what a way to mess up for a really good evening. Girl?
- 56:14Speaker 1: What were you thinking? Uh? I mean, I can, I
- 56:22Speaker 1: can earn breathe. You guys had a great night. You
- 56:28Speaker 1: say this is a man of your dreams. You guys
- 56:30Speaker 1: have been together for seven years, you've been divorced for ten.
- 56:35Speaker 1: Where did this come from? I mean, did you have
- 56:37Speaker 1: too much to drink? Were you drunk? You know? Maybe
- 56:40Speaker 1: you can blame it on that, but yeah, this is
- 56:43Speaker 1: this is kind of crazy. And you you heard his ego,
- 56:46Speaker 1: you know, not just one time. This is the second
- 56:49Speaker 1: time you've done that. How do you think he's supposed
- 56:51Speaker 1: to feel? Uh? It makes him think, I guess from
- 56:55Speaker 1: a man's point of view that you're thinking during the
- 56:57Speaker 1: most intimate time, not about him but about your X,
- 57:00Speaker 1: and that's not cool. I don't know how you did that.
- 57:03Speaker 1: You slipped up really badly. He forgave you the second time,
- 57:09Speaker 1: the first time, I mean, eventually, I don't know if
- 57:11Speaker 1: he's gonna forgive you this time. I don't know. It
- 57:13Speaker 1: depends on you, know, how you make it up to him,
- 57:16Speaker 1: if he allows you to make it up to him.
- 57:17Speaker 1: I don't think that you should just leave and walk
- 57:20Speaker 1: away without you know, doing everything you can. But you're
- 57:23Speaker 1: in your mid fifties, you're both divorced. I mean, it
- 57:26Speaker 1: sounds like you have a good thing going. You just
- 57:28Speaker 1: messed it up. You're just gonna have to I don't know, really,
- 57:31Speaker 1: you know, plead and appeal your case to him. Maybe
- 57:34Speaker 1: he'll forgive you a second time. I don't know, Steve, Well,
- 57:39Speaker 1: I don't need to how much time I got. You've
- 57:42Speaker 1: got plenty of time ahead because I could do this
- 57:45Speaker 1: three minutes. I can get all this seen in one time.
- 57:48Speaker 1: Come on, let's just let me explain something to What
- 57:52Speaker 1: happened has happened to a lot of men before. But
- 57:56Speaker 1: the title of the letter is whose is it? So
- 58:01Speaker 1: obviously he asked the question in the middle of the session,
- 58:07Speaker 1: whose m is it? And he said because he knew
- 58:16Speaker 1: he would put me in work a time he had
- 58:19Speaker 1: had this thing. Oh moaned this round to y'all back.
- 58:25Speaker 1: You walk in the door, is passionate all hell and
- 58:29Speaker 1: broke blues. Then bat your buttons off. That's when you
- 58:35Speaker 1: know the pub buttons. He couldn't just ripple out. I'm
- 58:45Speaker 1: gonna need two times to do this because I forgot.
- 58:48Speaker 1: I got to set up. What the hell happened? Y'all
- 58:51Speaker 1: came in the room, dad at each other. The anticipation
- 58:56Speaker 1: was incredible. He gave your per fume that you always wanted.
- 59:01Speaker 1: Y'all walked through the door. Y'all got busy, she says
- 59:05Speaker 1: in her life, quick and wild style. Lord, you know
- 59:10Speaker 1: what wild style? This all? This? When you break spindles
- 59:17Speaker 1: off in the banister, that's where you can't explain how
- 59:22Speaker 1: the hell has the refrigerator handle in your hands? This?
- 59:27Speaker 1: How wild? Yeah? Block that hold the mallet and butcher knife.
- 59:34Speaker 1: It broke. You can't even find that other kitchen chill.
- 59:40Speaker 1: You don't even know where the hell why is the
- 59:43Speaker 1: kitchen chill outside? He just got three now, yeah, and
- 59:48Speaker 1: who told the hot water handle off the speed? That's
- 59:53Speaker 1: pretty wild. Dapping all the cushions on the couch is come.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: You can't explain none of this. And it's a crack
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: in the flash screen TV. That's how wild it did
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: got at the fireplace. Don't work no more. He just
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: popped off. This is quick and wild. Stop when you're
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: in there, you can't explain nothing. People coming on. What
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: is all these knee prints in this cart? Girl? Is
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: your knees bleeding? He got a zipper print on his cheek.
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: That's how wild it got him. Been there now, when
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: I come back, I'm explain to you. Right in the
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: middle of this wild style, while he was performing at
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: his high level ever before, he asked the proverbial question
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: whose is it? There's a word missing in there, but
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: we all know what he meant. You said, whose is it?
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: When I come back, we will go down the list
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: of things you could have said, and then a list
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: of things that you probably said right after this all
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: hell breaks me? All right, We'll have part two of
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up in twenty three after the hour
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show all right, Steve,
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: come on, let's get to part two of your response
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter subject whose is it? You had
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: some lists? Yeah, Tommy, you sir. Now for the first time,
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: I'm gonna play the role of her. I'm the Dummy's
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: not gonna be okay. I want you to do Tommy.
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: It's say whose is it? Then? This first list. It's
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: because she said something wrong, because in the letter she
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: said the Tyler letters, whose is it? In the middle
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: of the letters, she said, he jumped up and said,
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: what did you say? So now after he jumped up
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: and said to avoid the what did you say, let
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: me give you, ladies a list of things that you
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: can say if you're unsure of whose it is? M So, Tommy,
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: go ahead, whose is it? Oh? Shay, see that's easy.
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: Like a bear, that's all right. He sounded like a bear.
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: Who's this? Who is you? Daddy? You're you're not a
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: good girl. I gotta be I'm just trying to save
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: your man. Who's this it? Big down? Any of these
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: would have worked. Who's this it is? Y'all? Look at me?
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: Who's this? Who you think? Who's is it? You better
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: know it? All of those would have worked one more, Thomas,
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: who's this it? What? Those are a list of things
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: that you can use to keep yourself out of trouble
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: that would keep a man engage, working hard, giving his all. Now,
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: here's what you can't say when he asked you, now,
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: his name is Nathaniel? Name is my Name's Nathan's quick name?
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: I forgot that that wants on driving? Like? So, come on, Tommy,
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: whose is it? Who? Harold? What? What? What? I don't
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: know that? Maybe what I say? Listening? You have to
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: be coming, hair, I said, Nathan, No, no, no, you
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: said here Nathaniel? Why would I come? Okay? Go again?
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: Let's go? Come on baby? Okay? Whose is it? Oh?
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: What what you're doing? What's your name? Did you say?
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: Go ahead and talk? All right? Baby? Whose is it? Okay? Okay, okay,
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: let me tell you Tommy, you gotta go from What
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: did you say you got to keep doing that? What
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: did you just say? What did you say? Do it again?
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: Go ahead? Whose is it? Baby? I don't know what
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: did you say? You're doing? Good? Joke? You don't know?
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Come on, baby? Whose is it? Baby? Maybe? I said?
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: Who's is it? Confined? Why are you asking me what
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: what you're talking about? I asked you, whose is it?
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: Last one? Baby? Baby? Who's is it? What did you say?
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: What did you last? One? Time? Talk to me baby?
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: Talk to me baby? Whose is it? Baby? Whose is it? What?
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: Your name is? My name name? Thank you my name?
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: Nathank you know that's what do you mean? Fill it in? Yeah?
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: Classic Steven oh Man, who was your face one? Thank
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: you for word? Sorry, ah, he was really into it.
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: I forgot a part I didn't. Yeah, reading hard, it's
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: just a reenactment. He got that part down. Yeah, Stack,
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: we don't know you like that? All right, listen, we
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. Guys, you can email us
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: your Instagram. That's your thought on today's Strawberry letter. At
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: my Girls, Shirley, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve.
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: You know, we just came up with some questions. You
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: know how you love asked Steve, and we love asking
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: you questions. Just ain't CEO or nothing, just regularly, just
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: some random questions. Yeah, all right, Uh well you could
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: just take this one and run with it. Actually, this
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: is an acid we're going to ask Steve. You know
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: how you love this ask There should be a level
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: of appreciation from the upper management for the job you
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: all have done. But I'm looking around the room and
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: I don't really see nothing that special going on. One person.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: I don't really see nothing that special going on. So
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: you know, I mean, you're in here because there's a check.
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: The moment I cut these checks, I would expect none
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: of you to come back the next day. I would
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: come for free, and all those at we're also now
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: now that we've got that out there where, I have
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: come to the conclusion that your loyalty is attached to
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: a check. Therefore, my desires for perfection from you should
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: be reflective of that check. So now as you all
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: ask your questions today, I will also give you not
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: only the answer, but the rebuttal to that. So y'all
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: can't begin any time you like. All meeting is open
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: in a journey, all right, Steve, if you had let's see,
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: if you made your goal one billion dollars, would you
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: break us off and how much? Yeah? If I made
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: a billion dollars and I I left the radio show early, yeah,
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: I will give you all something. What would that be?
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: I probably everybody get a million? Wow? How can we
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: how can we look at your books to know that
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: you need to know I don't know it. I need
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: to know that you when you close to that being,
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: because what I don't want is for you to get
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: there and we don't know you for years and then
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: he keeps it up. We can't we can't find him.
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: If I got a billion, I'm not getting up morning
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: do the radio. So he here, so you know, I'm
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: now clue clue number one, number one, and now you
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: can't look at my book. And when you get like
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: a hundred thousands from that billion, I'll let your boar
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: so I can make that deposit over in there and
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: you will be there because I know the mill you're
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: coming back. You see what I'm saying. Million. Yeah, I'm
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: gonna get you in there. Oh mine once the strip
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: ction know that. Okay, next court for sure? All right, okay,
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: and you got a question, go ahead. What do you
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: think you were good at but you are actually quite
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: bad at it? M M. That's what do I think
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: I was good at? But I'm actually quite bad at golf?
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: I hit a shot one time I thought I was somebody.
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: Right after that I found out I would Golf has
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: been a challenge for me. Oh I was I was
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: headed to be a pretty good piano player. At one
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: point I could have been Oh yeah, but I could
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: have been really good at the piano, and then poverty struck.
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: There were no money for lessons. We didn't have money
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: for a lesson on piano. So that's this question. What
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: did you do that? Did you do with other people
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: that are better than you? Would that be golf? What
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: what is it you play the other people are better
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: than you, but you're playing anyway? Would that be golf? Yeah?
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: I mean, like I played with the same foursome all
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: the time and because we have such a great time.
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: Uh my boy, Blue Dry that golf all way down
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: that fair way. Man, if I could hit that, if
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: I could hit my Dry, but like him, they couldn't
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: touch me. But I put better and putting chip better
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: in all of it because I ain't never on greens
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: and regulations. So I got to get pretty good at
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: that a lot of practice. Here's the next question, Steve.
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: If you lost all of your money, if you just
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: woke up tomorrow morning and you were broke again, or
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: your bank account was wiped out all of that, could
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: you do you think you could rebuild? And how quickly. Definitely,
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: I will. I may not be able to get back
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: to where I am right now, but I could rebuild
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: my income. I could become a millionaire in a in
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: a year because it's a state of mind, right. Yeah,
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: I could become a millionaire within a year, easily, easily
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: because I understand what it takes. I know the principles,
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: and I know what I'm willing to do. I know
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: what I'm willing to do. So wouldn't wouldn't year, I'd
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: be a millionaire before the year was up. Easy. That's
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: that's quite profound comedy. You go back on the road. Oh,
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: I'll be on I'll be on that stage forty five
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: days from the moment I got nothing forty five days later.
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: Steve Hawkey Live at the Fox. It's a different, it's
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: a different, But it's all right to be homeless when
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: you're living out of your roads. Royster, that's all right.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: That's a nice homeless. I have a serious questions. Since
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: we get here, we get here and we do the show.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: There's no time that we have a lunch break. What
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: I would like to know when it is lunch, when
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: you're not talking, you can eat your nunch right, you
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: quit talking. You could be Betty. I have to have
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: lunch break. We have covered that. And your orange juice
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: is that we keep in the office. We have it
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: right here. And we are also a new policy. We
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: are deducting all this tropic can I just want to
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: ask you something. We've been working here. We have not
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: seen a cost of living raising even see we'll come back.
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: You're listening to the String Show, all right. So these
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: are commercials that we hear all the time. And uh, Jay,
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: you kind of wrote this segment, So tell us what
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: this is all about. We're gonna play some of these
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: commercials that are on the radio that you see them
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: on television. You hate them, and the reason you hate
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: them is because they play them all the damn but
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: you can't stop singing them. The mean he's working this work. Yeah,
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: Like like, for instance, everybody's here doesn't play pitticat, I
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: have a step turned settlement and you beat it on
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: your gout sending out sage. Now you don't know nor
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: what about what about this? I know this guy is
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: not this guy is no longer with us, but this
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: commercial lives on. Man, he's still around, all right? Play
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: play number four stupid but affecting singing chat. Given the
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: next one man car serance rate tone. Yeah, the one's
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: the one with shat Yeah, with the little general and
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: that helmet shack in that car. I can fit the
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: general and shack a lot of commercials. Oh man, he's
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: got a lot of man shacks making money. Man, commercials
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: are great. I'm making some money. I made a lot
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: of money giving the next one cat one hundred wanted
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: to be Stanley step I had the money for that
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: yellow truck with that red right on. I had a
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: blue truck with white righting on it, and it was
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: Samy forward Connoline Man. I had bought and put wall
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: to wall corpectly. Even the next one cat. You know,
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: listen to Steve, I know, see's let me pre like replace.
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: You know, I never know what the hell they saying.
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: All I know is that they like, Oh that's the thought.
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: Was so far one commercial for me? But you don't
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: know this. When Steve, you're gonna know this play the
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: next one cat. That's fine. Childhood right there? Mos got fool,
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: he got his eyes closed. What house is that? It
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: ain't my outfit? Boach ain't about that? Happy? All right? Am?
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: I have coffee every day. No, I'm talking about you.
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: How happy to people want to happy? Happy? All right? Now,
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: I know you know this one. It's the most annoying
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: play it. I can't stand that. I can't stand that.
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: Damn they ain't a commercial. It's good for starving as kid. Yeah,
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: they put from time into these days. They caught them
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: dogs and their worst steak o them dogs. And I
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: feel so bad for the damn dogars. Yeah, but I
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: don't be wanting to feel that right now. You turn
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: the ch ain't jill. The dog ain't gonna furrow them over.
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: They're shivering on the chain. Why are you feeling the
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: damn dog? Save him? Yeah? Man, what about that dog
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: that hopped out? That killing back out dog? You can't
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: take it? Man, alright, alright, this is the last one,
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: this one, this is the one. Chake this up. I
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: know you heard one. Kids ain't even playing. They don't
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: freak through your kids. Somebody heard stage in your head.
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: Somebody hurry up and get my cars. A lot of
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: time on your hands. She is the one that has
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: stayed in my head at the long with Oh I
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: like to be in ask him? That is what a
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: youly like? To be because if I want and asked
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: him my weed, everyone would be in love with me.
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: I hated that, you know one and still yeah yeah
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: gold to be a damn hot dog. That's some low
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: aiming so good, that's what they want to be asking
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You want to be in some
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: balling water? Was up my all? My Bologney that's her
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: first name. Yeah that was plus commercials where you out,
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: Yeah that second Famus and a white I love Toleen
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: then weyday. If he loves me, that's to buy it
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: has no way? How's that? But you know what it
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: is though? When you kids, it's the kid. When you
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: put kids in those commercials, yeah, they win. They're really cute. Yeah,
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: because they're adorable. How about this right here? How many seconds?
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: Come on? I ain't got that, can't do it? Okay,
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: well we'll do yours when we come back. Okay, more
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: we're back. We were doing some of our favorite commercials
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: from today and then of course from the past that
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: we hate and I hate it, but we had all
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: time in the house, which one. All I want for
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: Christmas is to be tall? You got a all? I'm
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: sol damn tired of being shot. Let me be tall,
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: that's all I I don't want much for Christmas. Oh
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: that's right, right. Everybody had to learn that singing that
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: your answer? Damn, that ain't what I was cute, Steve, Tommy,
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: you don't remember that. I don't want to talk about it.
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. And when you
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: got range gold the McDonald's talking soon, No, they had
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: a jingle they had all be Patrick and suckles cheese
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: because I'm gonna set see bunt. Yes, McDonald's. Why do
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: I remember that? It was a fact? Hey man, I've
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: been looking at that McDonald's commercial. Man, I actually won't meet.
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: I didn't know they had a big mac Grand now yeah,
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: big mac Grand, bigger than the big Mate. I didn't know.
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: I saw it on the commercial. Man, try that you
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: can't have it? I did that man? Father come out
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: of his brave He really is a chapman talking about Steve.
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: You don't think you could give up me? No? Have
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: you ever tried it? Yeah? That was at one days.
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: My detox for twenty one days gave me. How did
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: you feel? I felt great. I mean I was actually light.
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna ask your I got clear headed. Uh,
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: you know, really good. You have more energy. I mean
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: I I can't have energy with meat too though, So yeah,
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: that's that's that's the right things. I mean, you know,
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: let me tell you who has one. Wolfgang Punk grows
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: all of his waggle beef in the same on the
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: same farm in the United States, and it's pretty good.
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: I actually have liked it better than Japanese waggle beef.
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: One of them got too much, marvels, one of them
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: too much? Oh um, too much? Okay, I think Wolfgang
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit stakes are excellent. Saying marvelous him all
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: the way. I didn't even know. I had no idea
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: what he was talking about. Even talking to these two
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: j and it's like, oh, new money and knew no money.
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: It's like you just go, Wow, what have you all
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: done with your time on the planet. You're listening to
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Now Steve Jay is here,
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- 1:26:34Speaker 1: friends and not the song right here, Steve, I want
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: to thank you for allowing me to introduce the Fat
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: Panther on this show. But what the Fat Panther did
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: not have was theme music. Cannot be a superhero without
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: theme music. This is the Fat Panthers theme song. Check
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: it out about that one day in the back away
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: and he didn't even throw his food a lot of time,
- 1:27:33Speaker 1: but it was changed his eyes and its stomached to
- 1:27:37Speaker 1: blue blue starting for seats from stealing treats him being
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: was taken. My did deal. It's flying around the world
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: childing be any boys and girls and he'll do the charge.
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: It's free in that that. Then he'll bring mayal food.
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: That's that's that's what he does that. Then he'll bring
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: manual food that man, because that's what he does. That's that.
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: Then he'll bring manyal food. That's that's that man, that's
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: not you're right there, Jake, what we're back in the seventies,
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: shel mess it for you. That pan I love. That's
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: superhero thave song. Lord, that's what do you do? Because
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: that's what he do? Coming down. Fat Panther comment strip
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: will be on the Steve Harbard Night. What is the
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: what's the Harvey fl at one each week? And what
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: does fat panther do? Yeah? What is he doing? Oh?
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: If he's fighting injustices for food? If somebody takes your
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: lunch calling the fat panther, you got a raggedy breakfast
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: called the fat panther? Is the fat panther fat? Yeah? Yeah,
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: Fat panther will deal with keeping his pipe on the
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: crime one slice at a time. It's logan here, Fat Panther.
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: What do you mean they forgot your friends? You're listening
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Show. Steve Harvey, you've brought your
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: fabulous uh and very insightful, very informal, very motivating closing remarks.
- 1:30:15Speaker 1: Back is something that you started years ago when you
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: first started the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And people have
- 1:30:20Speaker 1: grown to love them and and you know to live
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: by them and be inspired by them. So what do
- 1:30:24Speaker 1: you have for us yesterday? Uh? Real good piece of
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: motivation that makes your quest to become successful a little
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: bit simpler. You know, oftentimes people are stuck in a
- 1:30:36Speaker 1: rut because they can't think they way clear to see
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: the end result. What I mean by is some people
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: make such lofty goals and then they sit there without
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: a plan of attack to achieve that lofty goal, until
- 1:30:53Speaker 1: they've created a goal that seems so daunting that they
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: don't even start the process of a try ain't to
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: accomplish it. For example. And this doesn't have to be
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: the case. I'm just using this as an example. Let's
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: say you want to be a millionaire and you say, wow,
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: I want to make a million dollars, and then you
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: start thinking of how to make the million dollars, and
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: because you can't, it becomes so daunting. Making a million
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: dollars is difficult. If it were easy, wouldn't you do
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: it by Friday? Wouldn't you? Of course you would, But
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: it's a little more difficult than that. So here's what
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: I had to learn in my life. Everybody listening to
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: this was born with a gift. It's inside of you.
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: Because God is very fair. He didn't put it on
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: a mountaintop, he didn't hide in under a rock. It's
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: in you, and your gift is the thing that you do.
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: The absolute best with the least amount of effort. In
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: that lies your greatest chance for success. There's a scripture
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: that says your gift will make rule for you and
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: put you in the presence of great men. Let's just
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: look at the first part of that, your gift will
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: make room for you. My interpretation of that has meant
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: what my gift has done for me. It has allowed
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: me to spread out, It has taken me places I
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: never dreamed got gold. Your gift will do the same
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: thing for you. So now let's just talk about your
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: ability to get to the million. I think it's what
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: your gift because if that's what that He gave you
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: and instill that you at birth, was to make room
- 1:32:34Speaker 1: for you, here's your chance. Now how do I do that? Steve?
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: I call it to maximize your effort by ten theory.
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: It's just something I came up with driving when I
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: was home listening coming up with how to make it,
- 1:32:47Speaker 1: and I discovered something. All of you have something that
- 1:32:49Speaker 1: some would pay you ten dollars to do. Some of
- 1:32:52Speaker 1: you paint, some of you teach some of your babysitting tutors,
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: some of you work with your hands, some of you
- 1:33:01Speaker 1: can see, some of you can choreograph. Some of you
- 1:33:06Speaker 1: there's so many things, cut grass and play the pianos.
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: Some of you do something, some of your work on cars,
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: some of y'all dry. But all of you have something
- 1:33:15Speaker 1: that you will do that someone will give you ten
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: dollars to do. All of you have something that someone
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: will pay you ten dollars to because you do something
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: that someone else can't do. So now all you gotta
- 1:33:27Speaker 1: do instead of trying to figure out how to make
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: a million dollars, it's go make the ten dollars that
- 1:33:31Speaker 1: you're able to make. Once you make that ten dollars,
- 1:33:34Speaker 1: I want you to do it ten more times. When
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: you do it ten more times, you now have a
- 1:33:37Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Once you have a hundred dollars, it's very simple,
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: do the same thing you did to make the hundred
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: dollars ten more times. You now have one thousand dollars. See,
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: you don't have to keep thinking of something else to do.
- 1:33:49Speaker 1: Just keep doing the same thing that you've been doing.
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: Just do it. Multiply the effort. It's the effort that
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: maximizes and and brings about the fruition of what your
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: life can be. So you a thousand dollars, and you
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: do that ten more times, I have news for you.
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: Not have ten thousand dollars now. Now, in order to
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: make a hundred thousand, you might need a little bit
- 1:34:09Speaker 1: of help. You might need to hire somebody to help
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: you do the thing that you do. But if you
- 1:34:13Speaker 1: make ten thousand dollars and you do what you did
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: to make ten thousand dollars, which is the same thing
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: you did to make ten dollars, if you do it
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: ten more times, you now have a hundred thousand dollars.
- 1:34:23Speaker 1: Now listen to me, my friends. Once you have a
- 1:34:26Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars, I could assure you you're going to
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: need help because in order to maximize a hundred thousand dollars,
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: you have to have some light minded people around you.
- 1:34:35Speaker 1: Nobody gets to the top alone. Nobody becomes successful and
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: wealthy by themselves. They're formed partnerships, relationships, they get employees.
- 1:34:44Speaker 1: But once you make a hundred thousand dollars doing the
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: same thing you did to make ten dollars, if you
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: do it ten more times, I have news for you,
- 1:34:52Speaker 1: my friends. Congratulations, you have just made one million dollars
- 1:34:56Speaker 1: with a ten dollar idea. Stop trying to figure out
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: how to make the million. What all you gotta do
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: is take your ten dollar gifts that God has put
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: in you. It's a million dollar gift that you have.
- 1:35:07Speaker 1: You just haven't broken it down inch by inch, anything
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: that sinch, and maximize the efforts. That's how you become successful.
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: These jokes that pay me what I make now, it's
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: the same jokes that pay me twenty five dollars a night.
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: They're the same jokes. It's all English. This is not
- 1:35:23Speaker 1: in another language. I don't know no more words now
- 1:35:27Speaker 1: than I knew then. I've taken these twenty five dollar
- 1:35:31Speaker 1: jokes and I maximize them over and over and over
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: and over and over and over and over. It's the
- 1:35:39Speaker 1: same jokes I was telling. Babysitters who charge fifty dollars
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: to watch kids. Babysitters end up opening up daycare centers,
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: day cast senters turned into franchises, Crime Dela crime monetary schools.
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: These are national franchises. Somebody was just ain't be sitting.
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: My partner used to cut grass for three dollars in
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: the front, three dollars in the back. He got a
- 1:36:08Speaker 1: landscape and coming in Cleveland, he made four million dollars
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: a year. You know what he do? He cut grass,
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: same six dollar grass cutting he's been doing. You check
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: out some trucks. Now, what is it that you do
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: that somebody will pay you ten dollars that you can
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: maximize your effort for and turn it into your million.
- 1:36:25Speaker 1: Trying to figure out how to make the million. Take
- 1:36:27Speaker 1: your ten dollar skills set and start hammering it and
- 1:36:31Speaker 1: beating it and working it and grinding and hustling and
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: multiplying and magnifying it, and you'll make a million dollars.
- 1:36:37Speaker 1: That's my closing remarks. Thank you all very much. Thanks
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: all right now talk boy. Yeah, y'all have a great weekend. Ye.
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