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Comedy Roulette, Public Blurt Out, JAB, Perfect AC Temp and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all at all at all, So.
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  Speaker 2: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 3: Black the million bus busby.
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  Speaker 2: Listening to me, I don't Joy, yeah, Joy, they have set.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta do that.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta turn'd to turn the mouth the turn you
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  Speaker 4: probably got to turn the mouth out.
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  Speaker 1: The word of the money come come out, you think
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  Speaker 1: I sure will. Good morning everybody you are listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, come on, dig me down one and only.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man o, man o, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just I have to tell you this. How good
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  Speaker 1: is the God I serve? How amazing is he? That's
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  Speaker 1: that's all I you know. And you know what, really, man,
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  Speaker 1: when I try to explain how I feel about what
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  Speaker 1: he does for me, really, the words that I come
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  Speaker 1: up with, that they just they they inadequate. Man, They
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  Speaker 1: don't they don't cut it. They really don't. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I can say amazing. At one time, I even just
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  Speaker 1: got that. I tried something real ignorant. One time, I
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  Speaker 1: just said, you know, God is just super captual, fragilistic
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  Speaker 1: as be all adocious. I just tried that. See how
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  Speaker 1: that felt. That's that's all to change he is with me.
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  Speaker 1: I just try to because see how that felt. But
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  Speaker 1: then I I ain't feel right saying that's the fact
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  Speaker 1: that he's amazing and awesome and he's an awesome God.
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  Speaker 1: You hear people say that is It's bigger than that too, man.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, as hard as I try, no matter
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  Speaker 1: what I do every day, I'm gonna come up short
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  Speaker 1: with trying to explain to you exactly how he works
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  Speaker 1: and how he is for me. So I just thank
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  Speaker 1: him that every day, every chance I get.
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  Speaker 5: Here.
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  Speaker 6: It is.
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  Speaker 1: It is your determination and your effort. Listen to me carefully.
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  Speaker 1: It is your determination and your effort. I think that
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  Speaker 1: the average person, and I'm not knocking you, I just
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  Speaker 1: want you to hear me out. I think what stops
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  Speaker 1: the average person from becoming successful is that we don't
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  Speaker 1: realize the effort that it takes. And that's just truth.
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  Speaker 1: I found that to be so true in my life
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  Speaker 1: and my talking to people and meeting people, and people
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  Speaker 1: are asking me questions about it and me trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure out the way myself. I don't think that you
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  Speaker 1: really can comprehend the effort that it takes to become successful.
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  Speaker 1: This is the thing that you have to wrap your
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  Speaker 1: mind around very quickly if you want to be successful
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  Speaker 1: on any level in any area. The dream is the beginning.
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  Speaker 1: Good Lord, let me tell you something. The determination and
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  Speaker 1: effort is massive. You cannot be overly concerned with sleep.
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  Speaker 1: If you are a person who is always concerned about sleep,
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  Speaker 1: gets success out your mind. Ain't fin to happen, Partner,
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  Speaker 1: It's not fin to happen. You cannot be that concerned
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  Speaker 1: about sleep. Now, listen to me. You have to get
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  Speaker 1: your rest. But this was my philosophy. I'm just sharing
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  Speaker 1: you with what how I did it. My philosophy was
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  Speaker 1: I stopped being concerned about sleep. I got my rest,
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  Speaker 1: but I got just enough to get back to it,
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  Speaker 1: and I got back on the grind to hop in
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  Speaker 1: the hustle. I got just enough rest so I could
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  Speaker 1: go and put forth some more effort. But listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot sleep a third of your life away and
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  Speaker 1: expect to become successful. If you're not already successful. If
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  Speaker 1: you are asleep for eight hours, that is a third
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  Speaker 1: of your day. You cannot be asleep a third of
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  Speaker 1: your life and expect to get successful. Now, after you
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  Speaker 1: get successful, you know you learn as you go to
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  Speaker 1: work smarter, not harder. So as you get successful, you
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  Speaker 1: may have eight hours available to you. But on the
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  Speaker 1: way up there, I don't see how you can do it,
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  Speaker 1: I promise you. I don't. Now, maybe somebody can come
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  Speaker 1: for it.
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  Speaker 7: I did it.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, probably lying. But okay, tell your story. Because
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  Speaker 1: everybody I know that's successful that I've sat down and
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  Speaker 1: had real talks with they wasn't concerned with sleeping. You
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  Speaker 1: cannot be concerned with sleeping if you want to be successful.
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  Speaker 1: How can this happen for you? Listen to me. The
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  Speaker 1: effort that it requires is massive. It's an all out
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  Speaker 1: of salt on your dream. Now you got to making assault.
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  Speaker 1: It requires an all out of salt on it. And
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  Speaker 1: you can't be sleeping. Fight at the same time. You
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  Speaker 1: can't fight when you sleep.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could get y'all understand this right here.
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  Speaker 1: Understand that the effort that is required to be successful
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  Speaker 1: will take everything you have, and when you think you've
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  Speaker 1: given your all, it's gonna require some more. The quality
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  Speaker 1: of your chield is amazing. See okay, listen, what is
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  Speaker 1: sitting around having a bill every day? Fault?
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 1: But they's sitting around smoking weed for every day. Pa,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, for real, But if you took that beer,
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  Speaker 1: drinking weeds, smoking chill time and applied it to progressing
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  Speaker 1: yourself towards your dream. When you do carve out of vacation,
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  Speaker 1: guess where you be able to go. Guess what part
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  Speaker 1: of the world you can go see. Guess how you
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  Speaker 1: can chill out now instead of you just driving. Every
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  Speaker 1: year your family to the family union, sit at the
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  Speaker 1: same picnic table. Everybody pull they money in two and
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  Speaker 1: ten families don't never pool they money in. They down
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  Speaker 1: there eating like y'all eating. You got attitude cause because
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  Speaker 1: the day or day side don't have a chip in
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  Speaker 1: or not. They down there eating the extra potatoes at
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  Speaker 1: and making places. You're not huguing about this every year
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  Speaker 1: for real, man, They ain't got the T shirt money,
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  Speaker 1: you know, they got the same T shirt on. They
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  Speaker 1: ain't put in that really, man, so so so so
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  Speaker 1: so you want that to be it every year? Or
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  Speaker 1: do you want this year? I'm taking my family to
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans. Oh, I'm taking my family see the Grand Canyon.
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking my family down to the beach this year.
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  Speaker 1: Me and me and my family gonna go sight See,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna go ride a couple of river on Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: Me and my family gonna go skiing this year. Me
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  Speaker 1: and me and my family going out to La Man
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  Speaker 1: we go. We're gonna go out there for a weekend.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know it can happen like that. But
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't working, listen to me. Average effort gets
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  Speaker 1: average results. That's that's all it is to it. See,
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  Speaker 1: ordinary effort gets ordinary results. But if you put forth
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  Speaker 1: an extra effort. See, the only difference between extraordinary and
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  Speaker 1: ordinary is one word, that's extra. If you do extra,
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  Speaker 1: you can take ordinary right on over to extraordinary. Do
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  Speaker 1: you understand you have to have a massive assault on
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  Speaker 1: your dreams? Quit sitting up in here, man, trying to
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  Speaker 1: chill all the time. I'm sorry, man, I wish I
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  Speaker 1: could tell you another way, but it ain't one. Here's
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  Speaker 1: what I did. I wasn't concerned about how much sleep
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  Speaker 1: I got. I just had to get my rest. And
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  Speaker 1: once I got enough rest to get up and get
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  Speaker 1: the task done, I got up. Somebody sent me a
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  Speaker 1: tweet the other day, a partner of mine. He said,
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  Speaker 1: to see if I can pull it up. While I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to you. But he just sent me a little
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  Speaker 1: sign just what nothing, just a little something to say,
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, I ran across this, I thought about you,
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  Speaker 1: and I sent it to you. It said no alarm
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  Speaker 1: clock needed, My passion wakes me. It's in block print.
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  Speaker 1: He said, no alarm clock needed, My passion wakes me.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you got to be about.
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  Speaker 9: Listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your divided attention. Please,
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  Speaker 1: this is the beginning of a new day. This at
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  Speaker 1: the start of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let us
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  Speaker 1: begin three two one. What's up?
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  Speaker 8: Charlie?
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  Speaker 10: Hey, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: Steve?
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  Speaker 8: Call?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 8: Steve?
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  Speaker 10: Junia?
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  Speaker 11: They don't.
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  Speaker 1: And then going on the porch, Doggy Doge.
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  Speaker 9: You sound like you're on the porch and we're passing by.
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  Speaker 1: Drive that drive a third boy. Oh you act like
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  Speaker 1: you don't know no about it. Oh wait, you look
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  Speaker 1: cute then, girl, I don't want a holiday you think
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  Speaker 1: you hold now.
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  Speaker 8: Like I love it.
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  Speaker 1: If you think you know you know, I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna go down store. Give me a watermelon. Let me
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  Speaker 1: when you all got to tell you the watermelon. When
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  Speaker 1: you thump of watermelon? What you're listening for. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think watermelons. Well, I know how to pick watermelons.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you're supposed to thump them. No, dog, what
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna tell you about the thumb? This is how
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  Speaker 1: you pick a sweet watermelon. What is stem comes out
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  Speaker 1: the bottom where it has to stem on it or
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  Speaker 1: what it still used to be. If you see a
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  Speaker 1: lot of you know those veins, Yeah, a little veins
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  Speaker 1: on the outside, that sugar content, so that means it's
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  Speaker 1: a sweet that's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 8: Now.
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  Speaker 1: You can pick a sweet one that don't have it
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  Speaker 1: because like them dark green was don't oftentimes a lot
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  Speaker 1: of veins. But when you pick them light green with
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  Speaker 1: them long ones, huh yeah, you sah got that right
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  Speaker 1: now when it got a lot of brown veins coming
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  Speaker 1: around off that stalk, that stem, that sugar content. Oh boy,
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  Speaker 1: now they thump them down south. I didn't Well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you don't. You don't know how to do that because
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  Speaker 1: you don't buy enough of them. You don't grow them.
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  Speaker 1: If you grow watermelon, you can thump them, but you
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you're even looking Okay, when it thought
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  Speaker 1: what you're looking for, I don't know I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm listening. So now you're just thumping you didn't
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  Speaker 1: take this ragged ass watermelon right onto the house.
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  Speaker 12: And are we are we doing seeds or seedless? Because
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  Speaker 12: I like seeds?
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  Speaker 1: No, see, there's no watermelon that don't have seeds in it.
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  Speaker 1: Watermelons got seed.
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  Speaker 9: But but yeah, but you know they have seedless watermelons.
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  Speaker 1: That's genetic, you modified.
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  Speaker 9: Surely I can read well a store like yeah, no.
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  Speaker 1: But that then, but that ain't the real real watermelons
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  Speaker 1: have seeds.
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  Speaker 12: Oh that's what I think.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Go to Africa and you
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  Speaker 1: be trying to find seedless watermelon whole time you over there.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, seeds, I want the seeds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, just a little country lesson on how to
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  Speaker 1: pick a watermelon because we buy we approaching watermelon season.
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  Speaker 1: What is it exactly July to September? Your death watermelon
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  Speaker 1: time come on.
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  Speaker 7: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, William
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  Speaker 7: from the nephew, is he runs that frank back right after.
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  Speaker 9: This you're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 12: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 12: prank back.
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  Speaker 13: What you got for his neph This is three minute remarks. Shirley,
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  Speaker 13: it's three minute remarks. These are for the people that
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  Speaker 13: just don't know how to just get up there, say
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  Speaker 13: words and get on down. They just I just don't
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  Speaker 13: understand that they want to tell the whole life story
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  Speaker 13: how this person was a part of their life.
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  Speaker 1: So this is three minute remarks. Let's go get down.
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  Speaker 8: Well, yes, I'm trying to reach a brother, Keith, please, Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: this is Keith, Keith. How you doing? This is Lawrence's overhead,
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  Speaker 8: your funeral home. Okay, we are the ones that have
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  Speaker 8: the doing the funeral for sister Dolores. And that is
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  Speaker 8: your aunt. Am I am I understanding? Right? Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 8: Monti okay, And yes, you know the funeral is this
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  Speaker 8: coming Thursday. Yes, I'll be that Thursday. I'm giving you
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  Speaker 8: a call because it's been brought to my attention that
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  Speaker 8: you were going to be giving remarks for the funeral.
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  Speaker 8: Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely, Okay. I wanted to call
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  Speaker 8: on you because we're getting ready to print the programs
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  Speaker 8: for the funeral and let you know that they have
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  Speaker 8: taken you off for the remarks because they say that you're.
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  Speaker 5: Not going to be Oh, hold on, what do you
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  Speaker 5: mean taking me off.
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  Speaker 8: Well, what I'm saying is they say that you're not
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  Speaker 8: going to abide by the two three minute rule that
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  Speaker 8: they have for remarks, and they wanted they've they've taken
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  Speaker 8: you off.
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  Speaker 14: And uh, who's they come come out?
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  Speaker 8: Who? Who? What's the name again, Lawrence? I'm launch, I'm
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  Speaker 8: the actual funeral director.
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  Speaker 14: Lord, and who told you to take me off?
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  Speaker 8: One of the one of the family members I'm assuming
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  Speaker 8: is who who made the adjustment?
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  Speaker 14: And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing
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  Speaker 14: the whole program.
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  Speaker 8: Who else is on the list? I mean there's quite
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  Speaker 8: a few family members doing differ and things throughout the funeral. Okay,
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  Speaker 8: so how did you get to my name?
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  Speaker 14: Is what I'm trying to figure out.
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  Speaker 8: That they said that listen to me.
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  Speaker 5: Listen, listen to me.
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  Speaker 8: Listen to me, brother, keep listen to me. What they
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  Speaker 8: said is that you weren't going to abide by the time,
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  Speaker 8: you weren't going to do your remarks in three minutes
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  Speaker 8: or less.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, listen, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 14: Miki raised me, he put me through college. And you
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  Speaker 14: think I'm finna, I'm Finla goes down her funeral and
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  Speaker 14: be under two minutes.
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  Speaker 8: Well and well, listen, listen, brother Keith, Brother Keith, listen
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  Speaker 8: to me. Normally, when we have these funerals, people who
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  Speaker 8: give remarks, we have them three minutes or less. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 8: I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Mister lost the list.
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  Speaker 8: We have a seala, Yes, there's a seala that's singing
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  Speaker 8: him off the list.
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  Speaker 14: Take her off the list and put me where she's
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  Speaker 14: supposed to be with my current and.
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  Speaker 8: Her time is Bobby Bobby now, yes, Bobby Jr. Is
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  Speaker 8: given remarks. That's that's that's Delorous. That's miss Delorus's son, right, Yes.
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  Speaker 14: Their son, the one that get locked up.
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  Speaker 8: He just got out of jail. The truth he told.
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  Speaker 1: He's the one down there.
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  Speaker 14: Put her in the coat. You needn't take him off
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  Speaker 14: the list too. Give me all that time, because I mean,
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  Speaker 14: if I ain't gonna take nothing that.
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  Speaker 8: My brother Keith, let me let me let me just
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  Speaker 8: say this to you. I cannot take Sheila or Bobby Jr. Off.
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  Speaker 8: I can't make any alterations to this program unless they
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  Speaker 8: say that.
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  Speaker 14: Actually, sir, you already you already taking you already taking
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  Speaker 14: people name off. You're taking my name off.
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  Speaker 8: But but they they orchestrated this though his.
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  Speaker 14: Day, who is days for having problems. They try to
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  Speaker 14: take me off my Hotey program.
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  Speaker 8: Who'll say, sir, I'm not gonna get into a family matter.
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  Speaker 8: But until they say that you can do in a
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  Speaker 8: family matter, sure, I'm not gonna. I don't wanna. I
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  Speaker 8: don't want to have this. This turned out to be bad,
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  Speaker 8: and we want to have a great homegoing for sister Delord. Okay,
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  Speaker 8: damn right.
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  Speaker 14: And if I don't get to say nothing, I guarantee you,
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  Speaker 14: I guarantee you it's gonna be a tooth for one
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  Speaker 14: in there. Somebody else is gonna get the in the
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  Speaker 14: car for tooth. I guarantee you that if I don't
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  Speaker 14: get to say nothing in my Auntie, if you know,
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  Speaker 14: minst you didn't pay for them college. I didn't put
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  Speaker 14: six thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 8: I bet you.
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  Speaker 14: I'll tell you this. I tell you this, mister Laws,
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  Speaker 14: I bet you whether I'm on the program I'm not.
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  Speaker 14: I bet you, I say with so I want to.
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  Speaker 8: I bet you that much.
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  Speaker 14: You tell Day that I didn't you see then put
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  Speaker 14: me through college? Put money on the funeral? A call
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  Speaker 14: sewa't putting your money on the feudal tell them they
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  Speaker 14: can't be on the program.
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  Speaker 8: Man, uh keith they when they decide who who who's
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  Speaker 8: on it? If they changed the format, that I will
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  Speaker 8: call you back.
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  Speaker 14: Who who is they?
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm trying to get.
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  Speaker 14: Get you understand who is they?
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  Speaker 8: Can I can? I tell you something and I don't
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  Speaker 8: want you to get to our rape. Okay, go ahead,
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  Speaker 8: go ahead, man. I just want to say this, keep
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  Speaker 8: with them. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 8: Morning Show. You just got breaked. You just got breaked
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  Speaker 8: by your cousin, Bobby Jr.
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  Speaker 14: You bo, I'm Bobby Jr.
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  Speaker 8: Up.
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  Speaker 14: I'm kicking Bobby.
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  Speaker 8: I know that my mother pressure is all up.
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  Speaker 14: I ain't got time to be playing man taking me
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  Speaker 14: off program.
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  Speaker 8: Oh Mama said, y'all grew up like brothers man, and
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  Speaker 8: you was. You was basically another son of mister Lord's.
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  Speaker 8: That's right, Yes, yes, I was. Man. Oh my, hey,
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  Speaker 8: let me ask you this, man, what is the baddest
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  Speaker 8: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
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  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Now for y'all, I ain't even finn talk that into
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  Speaker 1: a funeral. There's nothing better than bad funeral humor. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: sitting up there looking at you like I can't. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna even saying all right, thank you?
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: You coming up next to ask the CLO with our
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this,
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: you're listening Harvey Morning Show. Okay, it is time for CLR.
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: We're going to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: Harvey in the building. Taylor in Virginia, Beach Rights. I'm
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: in my late twenties and I got married when I
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: was nineteen years old. Because I got pregnant. My husband's white.
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: I'm black and Asian. When my son was born, he
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: was very brown skinned, so my in laws wanted a
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: DNA test. Turns out my husband is not the father,
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: but he's never said a word about it to me
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: or our son. My son is eight now, and his
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: biological father has been asking to meet him for a
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: very long time. My husband freaks out whenever I bring
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: this subject up. Is it wrong to keep my son
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: from his father?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Absolutely? Absolutely?
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: Is it?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Absolutely?
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: Is?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Absolutely is the fact that you told you Look, I
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: don't know if you told your son that he has
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: a different biological father. But is it wrong to keep
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: your son from this man? It absolutely one, and there's nothing,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: no debate or question about it. It is wrong and
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: there is no justification to it. None. Well, so I
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: admire your husband for standing up and and and taking
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: it and standing up and being that stand up guy,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: because he is one hell of a dude. Your husband is.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: And I understand him not wanting to ruffle a boat
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: and all this here. I understand that. But this boy
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: should know his father, and his father should know his
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: son period. All Right, Taylor, It's going to be difficult
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: and challenging, but those that's the rule of life.
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, all right.
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: Moving on to Chevelle in Montgomery, Belle says, my husband
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: and my mother are thick as thieves, and I think she's.
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: Allowing my husband to cheat on me.
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: My mother's house is the gambling spot in our community
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: and all of the drunks hang out there. I saw
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: on Facebook that one of my husband's exes was at
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: my mom's recently and posted a picture with my husband
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: in the background. I cursed my husband out, and he
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: said it was innocent. My mother told me I overreacted,
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: did I?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Well, if it's your mama's gambling spot, your mama making money,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: chafe and run. I'm just gonna keep it one hundred
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: with you, mature. Yeah, it's bigger than that picture there
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: in that gambling and vine looking you know how it
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: is in the hood, as speaks as after I joined
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: everything closed, they go over there kind of like a
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: like a low budget basement tavern, and it's a gambling house.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Ain't nowhere you can go gamble sect casinos, So no,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I think it's absolutely I don't you know your mama.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think your mama is allowing him to cheat.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if cheating is involved in this
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: at all. But your mama got a gambling house.
• 24:11
  Speaker 12: What are his exes doing over there?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Though they both well you know, I mean she over
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: there gambling buying dreams. Yeah, mama trying to make money.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Weird about this?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Facebook?
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: All him?
• 24:32
  Speaker 7: My husband's over there with his ex all right, Sophia
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: and Albuquerque says.
• 24:40
  Speaker 9: My husband is twenty nine. I'm twenty seven.
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: He works as a retail manager and I work from
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: home with my own sex video chat room. I make
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: a lot of money and my husband doesn't mind it
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: since it's all online. I've been able to help buy
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: us a new house on my earnings, and I wanted
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: to work more hours so I could pay off my
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: student loans and build up our sale. Then I plan
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: to get a decent job. My husband won't allow me
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: to take on more hours. We're still young. So am
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: I wrong for trying to stack money?
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Good question.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Well, you're not wrong for trying to stack money. You
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: just have to ask you a question. Is stacking money?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Is at what expense? I don't see how he's okay
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: with it up to this point. Yeah, but and now
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: you want to do more hours. He don't want you
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: to do more hours. I think you've accomplished a lot
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: with it right now. You know, kind of like a
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: drug dealer that finally gets a wrap record deal.
• 25:39
  Speaker 9: You know, goes legit.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, you just got to quit selling
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: dope at one point in time while you're gonna get busted. Now.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that what you're doing is illegal. I
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: don't know nothing about it. I ain't never been on one.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: But what is you saying where you can buy a house.
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: Though she made enough money that she could buy a house.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's not the question.
• 25:59
  Speaker 12: He's saying, what is what is she doing on this show?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: What is you talking about? Okay, what did you say?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what you could say to
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: me to help make you buy a house on line
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: makes a lot of money?
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: Lot?
• 26:16
  Speaker 9: Who are you talking to the student loans? Yeah, well
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: she's saying a lot. What she's saying a lot?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: She's looking.
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's saying a lot. It's a video, a video,
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: sex video, chat room.
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: A lot going on? All right, we're moving on.
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: Money in Tampa, says or Amony in Tampa says I'm
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: forty eight and I've been married eleven years.
• 26:45
  Speaker 9: But my wife and I live in separate houses.
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: She never sold her house, and in the beginning of
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: our marriage, we argued more than we made love, so
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: she basically decided we'd live in separate houses.
• 26:56
  Speaker 9: It has worked out fine, but our family and friends
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: think we're nuts.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: Though.
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: My wife has been going to bed really early in
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: changing the locks in her house. I think the distance
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: has made her forget about me. Should I tell her
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: it's time to end this arrangement?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I think she didn't changed the lots. She's going
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: to bed. Y'all ain't married, No damn one. I just
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: y'all just know each other on paper, going to bed early,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: changing locks. Don't even come over here, not because now
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: she don't want you creeping in in that night.
• 27:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, in her space.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: So what should he do? What should he do?
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: Go fu?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: She gon sign him? What y'all together for. Y'all ain't
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: got to worry about who get the house. Y'all both
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: keep your own house. That's the biggest cut, is that house.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: If somebody lost her foe, yeah, just gold, don't even
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: worry about that. She gonna keep her house. You keep
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: your house. Irreconcilable differences, y'all get divorced with seven to fifty.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Y'all ain't got no ass.
• 28:09
  Speaker 12: Yes, all right, thank you, Cello. You're listening.
• 28:13
  Speaker 9: Morning show.
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: It's time for something funny and Jay. This is about
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: stuff you say to your neighbors under your breath. Please explain.
• 28:23
  Speaker 11: This has to do with we see our neighbors all
• 28:24
  Speaker 11: the time.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: We're not that fond of them sometimes so we speak,
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: but under our breath we're saying little things, little little
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: insulting things, like, hey, how doing clell.
• 28:43
  Speaker 12: Keep one hundred jacket?
• 28:45
  Speaker 11: Keep keeping it?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: One ja ja I? Just want earl, how you doing?
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: You the earl?
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: My man?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: You need some curtains?
• 29:05
  Speaker 15: How you doing?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Franklin's good to see you. Hope that boy stay.
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: Home this time.
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: It takes vacations, see fifth time.
• 29:22
  Speaker 12: Come on, nephew, step.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Perkins, How are you good?
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: Good?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: If you do something with that damn boat, you don't
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: even worry?
• 29:36
  Speaker 9: Indeed I do, Miss Kennedy, Hey, I done that.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: We will in.
• 29:53
  Speaker 9: Across the street.
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: Dale, Dale, Kim.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: How you guys doing the day with? For the ass.
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: Half?
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 30:12
  Speaker 12: The stuff we say to our neighbors under it's gotta
• 30:16
  Speaker 12: be sitting.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Come on, Smith's good to see you all right now,
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be pushing my mom at that long.
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: She got to do something. Three people, Hey Bob, are
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: you good good? You can stop your fair wife from
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: swimming naked? All them broly scaring the hell out of
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: my dog.
• 30:52
  Speaker 10: Stands?
• 30:53
  Speaker 11: And yeah, how you got folk claws on the block,
• 30:57
  Speaker 11: and don't none of them?
• 31:01
  Speaker 10: Four cards?
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: He yard is a mess. Stuff we say to our
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: neighbors under our breath.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Come on, will us, I'm spot old boy, I see
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I have a going to day shore glady or whatever,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: and that roughly he.
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: Cut.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: He killed my flowers. He spoke to me and cut
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: my grass. Put his breath.
• 31:32
  Speaker 11: Wow, that's bad.
• 31:36
  Speaker 12: That's dragging right.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey Johnson's it's good to see y'all. All right now, man,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: now now we good? Good? I say right now, I
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: know a baby when to eat paper. You know, I
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: know that baby eat paper. You gotta tell me no more.
• 31:55
  Speaker 12: I know that baby eats pipe.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Baby, he's smart. All now you gotta bring.
• 31:59
  Speaker 10: My no we good.
• 32:04
  Speaker 12: Birthday s?
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: We say to our neighbors under our breath. Tommy go Leonard, Hey.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Nice day to day? Good good? Wasn't good last night?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Damn police? No, you said you called them?
• 32:28
  Speaker 12: Stuff? We say to our neighbors under our breath.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Herman, how y'all doing? Tell me y'all put your mommy
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: in a hole?
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: Say that?
• 32:51
  Speaker 12: Ye, Black people don't do that.
• 32:57
  Speaker 11: Hey, mister Mitchell, what's going on? You don't see that
• 33:02
  Speaker 11: dog doing your yard? You just don't.
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: Sun leave it?
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: Stuff, we say to our neighbors under our breath.
• 33:15
  Speaker 10: Curtis, Hey, jas going on?
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: All right? Now?
• 33:20
  Speaker 9: Ain't the wind the world no better than that?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Damn line?
• 33:23
  Speaker 11: She ain't chilling that.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Way too much?
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: Noise.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how they touched both they stumped.
• 33:32
  Speaker 10: All right, man, I'm good man, Come.
• 33:37
  Speaker 12: On, nephew, stuff. We say to our neighbors under our breath.
• 33:40
  Speaker 13: Kindly, kindley, y'all's looking good, looking, real good. You come
• 33:45
  Speaker 13: over with this line, though, you come over with this
• 33:48
  Speaker 13: more turn with that damn I'm telling you that you
• 33:50
  Speaker 13: know what damn line.
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: You know what?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: You know my side, you know your damn sign. That
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: probably mean something, but it means something.
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: You know what?
• 34:05
  Speaker 11: There lying man, that's my line.
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: All right, I think we have time for two more
• 34:12
  Speaker 7: Jaye and then Steve closed it out stuff.
• 34:14
  Speaker 12: We say to our neighbors under our breath, let's go.
• 34:17
  Speaker 11: Hey, Hey, what's going. Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
• 34:23
  Speaker 10: Who she was good that night when he got into
• 34:28
  Speaker 10: a fight. Yeah, okay, yeah.
• 34:36
  Speaker 12: Come on, Steve closed it out stuff.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: We stayed right right out Sidney. Hey, it invited me
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: over to Little stink As barbecue and everything. I know,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I know you ran out of room over all, gud,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Thank you. That was good.
• 34:59
  Speaker 9: You're listening.
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: Morning show, and it's time now for a round of
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: would you rather? Would you rather be reincarnated as an
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: animal as a human again?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Coming back as no damn animal.
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: But if you came back as an animal, oh.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Just I signed. I don't know. Time, got to find
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: something to eat. I ain't got no money, I ain't
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: coming down in here, ain't got no money. I've done
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: that before the first part of your life. Yeah, I
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: will already been an animal. Yeah, we ain't doing that.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: No damn well, not with no money, no law. I
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: don't want no parts of that. I want to be
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: involved in currency exchange at some point. I hope somebody
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: set a bowl of milk out man.
• 35:49
  Speaker 12: Hell all right, okay, moving on?
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: Would you rather not speak for an entire year or
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: would you rather not hear for an entire year?
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: If I can't hear, then am I speaking? I don't
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: get it, and I'm gonna tell you right now. If
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: you can't hear, you sure gone sounds to it when
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: you used to hear. You know, I have trouble pronouncing
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: words and I can hear them. Boy, if I can't hear,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: you can hear? What is his ass talking? I think
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I want to hear. Okay, so you can type, right,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: But if you can't hear, no, man, I can't. But
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: not talking for a year a lot of writing, though
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you a lot of writing, A lot
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: of writing. I can't tear you the money I'm gonna
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: be missing out on. I can't talk. Yeah, yeah, right,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: these sets and hold them up a lot of text custods,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: a lot of texts. All right, guys.
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: Would you rather climb the highest mountain or swim the
• 37:06
  Speaker 7: deepest sea?
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: Ah?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Man, why back upon that mountain? I'm gonna die in
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: that water. That's for day. I can't get in that water, man,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: But but I can't handle heights because of I get
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: out to too sickness. Yeah, what you gonna do? So
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: we're gonna down the way up or down the way down?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Like like, yeah, I'm not I'm not finna do that though, Okay,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: that don't make no sense. I don't even want up there.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I don't even know. It would mean nothing for me
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: to stick a flag in the top of every nothing.
• 37:42
  Speaker 12: So then you're going to the deepest seas.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I can't swim, So hell I swim, but
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't going way down now.
• 37:51
  Speaker 12: All right, that's today's round. Would you rather come in?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: We didn't like today?
• 38:00
  Speaker 9: You're listening Harty Morning Show.
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: Have you ever had a small brain malfunction on the
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: snide inappropriate remark you meant to say to yourself actually
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: came out of your mouth, you know, like we always
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: say inside.
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: Voice, outside voice? Did I say that aloud?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Stuff like that?
• 38:22
  Speaker 12: So, Steve, I know you have but we're in start
• 38:26
  Speaker 12: would Yeah, we'll get to you last.
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: So what have you blurted out in public that you
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: thought was just one of your inner thought monologues?
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: Jay, I'll go first. I was having a party this
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: one time, which I don't like parties at mouse, but
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: I let the person I was dating to have a
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: party at the house for me. A party shit in
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: at nine thirty and the party.
• 38:49
  Speaker 11: Should be old. Yeah, nine damn thirty? You've eaten? You've
• 38:54
  Speaker 11: heard music?
• 38:56
  Speaker 10: What time?
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah? Right?
• 38:59
  Speaker 11: So I thought I was talking to her and I
• 39:02
  Speaker 11: yelled out when they taking their ass home.
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: Not everybody everybody had the party heard me, and that
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: ended the party. The party did ended. Well, that's what
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: you wanted, which is what I wanted. So anyway, that's
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: I blurted.
• 39:23
  Speaker 11: When the hell it going home?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 39:29
  Speaker 12: Nephew, come on, I knew you have a few.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, I got born and I canna you got heels
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: a little cool party. I said it. I said it,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I thought, said, wife, Your wife is flying as hell.
• 39:54
  Speaker 15: God you live to tell that story, right, all right?
• 40:02
  Speaker 15: Come on, Steve, I know you have one.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I got a bunch of them. I was about since
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I was about sixteen. That was about sixteen, and we
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: was all in the backyard barbecue and uh, you know,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: it was time to eat. So you know, they had
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: the little table set up in the back and you
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: just kind of went around and you know, pulled a
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: little Surrey wrap off and took a dip, you know,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: put put food on your plate. And I'm walking around
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: and put your food on the plate. And I just said, man,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I can't stand these damn pats. My aunt was standing
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: back there and said, that's cause there ain't no damn
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: baked beans. That's chili. The hell mixed chili them summer time.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Them baked beans was so trifling. I said, I can't
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: stand here. Baked beans can stay back.
• 41:05
  Speaker 9: All basically about inside outside boys. Just something you said aloud.
• 41:12
  Speaker 12: But you really thought you were saying it to yourself.
• 41:15
  Speaker 11: Come on, Jay, you got another one.
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: So this other time we were having a party. I
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: let another party at the house and so the wine
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: was really cheap wine, you know. So I yelled out,
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: who the hell about this cheap ass wine?
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: I thought I was saying it to my inside boys.
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: And the lady who was at.
• 41:39
  Speaker 11: The party said, how bought that cheap ass wine?
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm gona just take it home?
• 41:43
  Speaker 11: And okay, I apologize. It's not that cheap.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I said it. I said it.
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  Speaker 13: I said some things, yeah, yeah, at my mama house. Family,
• 42:00
  Speaker 13: big family gathering. And I don't know, I'm like, who's
• 42:03
  Speaker 13: the last woman in the kitchen.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Who said that out loud? Out loud. I was a
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: little boy, just for the first time. I was probably
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: about eight, maybe nine, yeah, eight or nine. I had
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: just got a whipping, and I was in my room,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: roob and my legs, and I was going, I hate you,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I hate I hate you. And I thought I was
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: saying it soft enough. My daddy walked in that room
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: and said, you hate who. I just started crying hard.
• 42:46
  Speaker 12: I don't hate albody. Coming up next to up you
• 42:49
  Speaker 12: with Today's Frank phone call. Right after this, You're listening.
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: right about four minutes after it's my Strawberry letter for today,
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: the subject I don't mind working over time, but up next,
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: nephew Tommy right here with today's prank phone call.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: What you got math Media Ministry Media minished. Hello, Hello, time.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Dre. Andre.
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, this is Andre.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Hey, Dre.
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  Speaker 13: You the person that runs the media at the church.
• 43:30
  Speaker 13: You over the sound system and everything and all the
• 43:33
  Speaker 13: screens and all that stuff.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I work with the church.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, how long you been at the church, man.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: I've probably been at the church for like five years.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Now, about five years.
• 43:42
  Speaker 13: Okay, okay, listen, my name Doug Man, Dougson, and I
• 43:46
  Speaker 13: haven't I haven't joined the church yet, but I've been
• 43:49
  Speaker 13: coming because my cousin, you know, my cousin them go there.
• 43:53
  Speaker 13: They've been going there for quite a bit. My cousin
• 43:57
  Speaker 13: got I got one cousin that's in the choir theatres.
• 44:00
  Speaker 13: You know who theatrece is, right, Yeah.
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know who the trees. Doug.
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  Speaker 5: You ain't a member of the church yet.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: No, No, I'm not a member of the church yet,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: but you know I've been in there.
• 44:09
  Speaker 13: You know, I'm liking the service and everything, so you know,
• 44:11
  Speaker 13: it's just a matter of time, you know, uh, uh
• 44:14
  Speaker 13: when I feel like I'm ready to actually join.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: But I ain't gonna lie.
• 44:18
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 44:19
  Speaker 13: I'm calling you because I got a bit of an
• 44:20
  Speaker 13: issue about, uh, about something I've been noticing for the
• 44:24
  Speaker 13: last three weeks that's been going on in the church,
• 44:26
  Speaker 13: and I wanted to uh, you know, I had to
• 44:28
  Speaker 13: ask around who was over the media. Uh, ministry, Yeah,
• 44:32
  Speaker 13: that's that's you. Okay, So uh, man, I don't know
• 44:37
  Speaker 13: what's happening. Uh, And I ain't gonna lie. I gotta
• 44:40
  Speaker 13: be real with you. It pissed me off. But uh,
• 44:42
  Speaker 13: for the last three weeks, you know, Uh, when my
• 44:46
  Speaker 13: cousin get ready to sing, you know, I don't know
• 44:49
  Speaker 13: why when she get up to sing that the mic
• 44:52
  Speaker 13: just go out, you know what I mean, The mic
• 44:54
  Speaker 13: just go completely out when she getting ready to sing.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what, this don't make no sense, you know.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: So, man, I ain't been It's not like I'm timing it.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, we don't have the best equipment at the church.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: You know, we just got to work for what we got.
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's not like I'm sitting there trying to
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: sing about your cousin. Sometimes the MIC's get a glitch, man,
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: But see.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: But see that. But see that's my problem.
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: Though.
• 45:15
  Speaker 13: The problem I'm having is the glitch happening every single
• 45:18
  Speaker 13: time my cousin get the mic. You know, that's the
• 45:21
  Speaker 13: problem I'm having. Like, Okay, so every time the trees
• 45:23
  Speaker 13: get up there the same then you know, the mic
• 45:26
  Speaker 13: go out. I didn't came three weeks straight. I ain't
• 45:28
  Speaker 13: hear my cousins saying nothing yet. So I'm calling you
• 45:31
  Speaker 13: brouh on you know, on some real man the man stuff,
• 45:34
  Speaker 13: Just letting you know, brouh I'm coming to church again
• 45:37
  Speaker 13: this Sunday. I'm coming now. If the trees might go
• 45:42
  Speaker 13: out again, hey dog, somebody gonna get.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: You gonna bring that energy to church?
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: Say what or not you're gonna bring that energy to church?
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: I told you, man, it's just the glitch. Ain't nothing
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: I could do about it.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Okay. What I'm saying though, bro, what I'm saying is
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: just right here, and I'm being as real as I can.
• 46:01
  Speaker 13: Which if if LaTrece might go out on Sunday, immediately
• 46:07
  Speaker 13: after that service is over with somebody getting.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know why you calling threatening a member of
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: the church, man like I said, I ain't got nothing
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: to do with it. I try to keep everything running cool,
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: you know, I try to keep the running smooth. I
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: can't tell you when the glitch is gonna happen. It's electronics, man,
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: it's holy quitmen. I'd love for you to be a
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: member of the church with us, but I can't. I mean,
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: why are you calling up here threatening me?
• 46:30
  Speaker 13: Hey, bro, because because I done came up there three times,
• 46:34
  Speaker 13: three times I came up to see my cousin saying.
• 46:37
  Speaker 13: You know, my cousin is saying, since we was kids,
• 46:39
  Speaker 13: we all love to hear hers sing. We love her voice,
• 46:42
  Speaker 13: you know we you know, we grew up listening to
• 46:44
  Speaker 13: Latree saying. So what I'm saying. I'm gonna say this
• 46:46
  Speaker 13: here though, and I I don't say it twice already.
• 46:51
  Speaker 13: I'm coming up there Sunday if if LaTrece might go out.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Bro, let me just cut you off real quick.
• 46:57
  Speaker 8: Ain't no way that you're.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: Gonna come up here and whooped nobody, man, that just
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: ain't gonna happen. Like I told you, it's a glitch,
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: But you ain't coming up to the church talking all
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: this and then you're gonna whoop somebody.
• 47:08
  Speaker 13: Okay, So I see where we at now. So so
• 47:10
  Speaker 13: let me just going on directed this way. So let
• 47:13
  Speaker 13: me say this, from Doug to Andre, from me to you,
• 47:17
  Speaker 13: I'm letting you know right now, come Sunday, if Latrice
• 47:22
  Speaker 13: might go out not know somebody, I'm whooping yos, Drake,
• 47:27
  Speaker 13: I'm whooping yos.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: If the damn might go Okay, first off, I ain't
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: nobody whooping my especially no punk dude named Doug. He
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: ain't gonna come to the church. What my that's gonna happen?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 47:40
  Speaker 8: What?
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: What what makes you think you can't get your ass?
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: And what makes me you over here threatening somebody.
• 47:44
  Speaker 8: Over here with the media.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: You want to come test these hands and come test
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: the hands?
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 47:48
  Speaker 8: You know what?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, when y'all next rehearsal, I just come
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: on over that end.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: You come on over there, man, Why don't you come
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: over right now? I'm over at the church right now.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Oh so you at the church right now.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: I'm at the church rying now right now. If you
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: want to catch it the parking lot school, you're gonna
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: need the church after you don't get this as.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, hey boy, tell DJ.
• 48:09
  Speaker 13: Then we're finna go to the church down, No, no,
• 48:11
  Speaker 13: tell him, we're going to roll up there to this
• 48:12
  Speaker 13: damn church.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, come on, call all up, call all up. Now
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: you're finna get yours whipped up so you don't push
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: it up on the wrong one.
• 48:19
  Speaker 13: Now you're to push up on the wrong one. So
• 48:22
  Speaker 13: all this little cool, You're finna have eight dudes right.
• 48:26
  Speaker 8: Now talking on that.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: So Dougie, you could bring Johnny, you could bring Billy,
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: you can bring whoever you want.
• 48:32
  Speaker 8: But it ain't gonna happen.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, cool and real talk, doug you don't call
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: me talking to all this. But how you about to
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: come up here and whoop my? And now you need
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: like seven eight other guys back in the day, we
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: should just handle this one on one. And now you
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: want to come up here talking all that, you're gonna
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: bring it becausein you've got your house. If you want
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: to do this, man, come up here. Let's do it
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: one on one.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: O o oh, oh you scared or something.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: Ain't nobody scared, but you're talking that you whooping mine?
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: Now you want bring up every disciple you know, man,
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: you know what brings whoever you want. Just don't bring
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: nobody you want bad because I put you all down.
• 49:07
  Speaker 13: Okay, Well, I'm gonna tell you this here. I'm gonna
• 49:09
  Speaker 13: bring Tommy with me, and Tommy gonna be the one's
• 49:12
  Speaker 13: gonna act a damn fool with you. I'm telling you
• 49:13
  Speaker 13: that right now.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: Who is Tommy?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: So you don't know Tommy?
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: Nah? I don't know Tommy.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Moore in the show.
• 49:26
  Speaker 8: Are you kidding this number?
• 49:29
  Speaker 10: Hey man?
• 49:29
  Speaker 13: Latrice got me the prank phone call you matter fact,
• 49:32
  Speaker 13: the whole choir is in on this and they know
• 49:35
  Speaker 13: that I am pranking you, Drake.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Man, Now you got me done?
• 49:40
  Speaker 8: Turn it up on the radio.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Man, Now, I gotta go ask for forgiveness. That smack
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: out I'm talking now comes Sunday. I'm turning to everybody's
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: mic off.
• 49:53
  Speaker 13: Okay, man, I gotta ask you this, Drake, what is
• 49:55
  Speaker 13: the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio show in
• 49:57
  Speaker 13: the land.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: You know it's the Steve Harvey Moore in the show.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: And you're telling me if I could turn your mic up.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I turned that, amen of that? You know what what
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I like about?
• 50:11
  Speaker 8: He was?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Hey, bro, you don't want you to come up to
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: the church and everything being mind well you kept. Oh
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: that's the energy you're gonna bring up here. I tell
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: you right now, Hey, ain't nobody come up here with
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: my ass name dun It.
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: Didn't name.
• 50:27
  Speaker 11: You didn't have a name that he was scared of. Man,
• 50:30
  Speaker 11: I was not afraid of that name.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: All Hey, baby, get get here, get time to get
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: get get get clean, get all over. Now you got
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: to bring some people with you. I tell you what,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: don't bring nobody. You won't back, you don't want back.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I love that lad.
• 50:53
  Speaker 12: Yeah, he was really food with it at first.
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: He was.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: All left foot at the church. Yeah.
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you'll never have of the call on Sunday though,
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: when he do go to church, he's gonna have to
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: go up in as to forget.
• 51:08
  Speaker 11: It all that time.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:11
  Speaker 13: July twenty sixth, twenty seven to twenty eight, I will
• 51:14
  Speaker 13: already be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It's the Helium Comedy Club.
• 51:17
  Speaker 13: The Nephew is coming to town. Tickets are on sale
• 51:20
  Speaker 13: right now, right now, right now. What I got landing
• 51:22
  Speaker 13: the cut, I got some stuff, man. Let me see Buffalo,
• 51:25
  Speaker 13: New York, laying in the cook got some stuff landing
• 51:28
  Speaker 13: in the cut. Okay, okay, y'all be get ready board
• 51:31
  Speaker 13: and if you come Tallahasset flood, I believe that's laying
• 51:34
  Speaker 13: in the cut.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that later.
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: But all right, all right, we'll be back with more
• 51:40
  Speaker 7: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, time now for today's
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, on dating, sex, work, parenting,
• 51:54
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• 51:57
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• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Mit Strawberry a letter.
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: All right, we could be reading your letter live on
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: the air, just like we're gonna read this one.
• 52:06
  Speaker 12: Right here, right now.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, buckle up, hold on tight, we got it for
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: you here.
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: It is the Strawberry letna subject I don't mind working
• 52:15
  Speaker 7: over time. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a twenty nine
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: year old single woman with a great job, but I
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: have an issue with a co worker. I went to
• 52:25
  Speaker 7: a local bar a couple of weeks ago and had
• 52:27
  Speaker 7: a few drinks.
• 52:28
  Speaker 12: I noticed a.
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: Man and a woman in the corner cuddling, and I
• 52:31
  Speaker 7: didn't think anything of it at all At first. Later on,
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: I went to the bathroom and passed a couple and
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: realized it was two of my coworkers in the corner.
• 52:40
  Speaker 12: Bowed up.
• 52:41
  Speaker 7: Both of them are married, and when they saw me,
• 52:45
  Speaker 7: they instantly took their arms off each other and separated.
• 52:49
  Speaker 7: They spoke, and when I left out of the bathroom,
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: they were gone. I was a little surprised that they
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: didn't at least ask how my night was going, or
• 52:57
  Speaker 7: asked me to join them for a drink. That let
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: me know that they were clearly up to something. I
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: suppose it could have been platonic, since they weren't kissing,
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: but why were they out alone late at night in
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: the corner of this bar. So now I obviously need
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: your advice. No, I don't plan to tell anybody what
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: I saw. I'd much rather keep their secret to myself
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: because I want a chance to be.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: With the guy too.
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: I've had a crush on him for years, and now
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: that I know he's a cheater, I want to see
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: what he's working with. I think I should have a turn.
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: I have spent many nights fantasizing about all the nasty
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: things i'd do to him if I ever got a
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: chance I've lost count of all the sexual dreams I've
• 53:42
  Speaker 7: had about him over the years, and.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I think, thank you, I knew it.
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: Over the years, and I think it's time to get
• 53:49
  Speaker 7: my man. He is already having an affair, So how
• 53:54
  Speaker 7: should I let him know that he can have me too?
• 53:56
  Speaker 7: I don't mind putting in a little overtime with this man.
• 54:00
  Speaker 12: So there you go.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: One question for you.
• 54:05
  Speaker 12: Are you crazy?
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Are you crazy? I think you are.
• 54:09
  Speaker 7: Didn't you say this man was married? Didn't you say
• 54:11
  Speaker 7: you've been working here for years? I mean that means
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: he's got a wife.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: He's cheating on his wife.
• 54:18
  Speaker 12: You don't get that or care about that. Why would
• 54:21
  Speaker 12: you put yourself through that?
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Why would you do this? Plus you guys all work together.
• 54:26
  Speaker 12: That could be so messy.
• 54:27
  Speaker 7: He's already working with another coworker. Usually that sort of
• 54:32
  Speaker 7: thing is prohibited on the job. The funny thing is
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: that you said they didn't ask you to join them
• 54:39
  Speaker 7: for a drink, and that let you know that when
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: you saw them, they were clearly up to something.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Yes they were. They were.
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: They separated when they saw you, and then they left
• 54:50
  Speaker 7: after that. I got to ask you where's your self esteem?
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: Because you said since he's already having an affair, you
• 54:56
  Speaker 7: want to let him know that he can have you too.
• 54:58
  Speaker 12: Really, what's yourself worth?
• 55:00
  Speaker 15: You should know that, you know you could do better.
• 55:04
  Speaker 7: You could do a lot better than this somebody else's husband.
• 55:07
  Speaker 7: I don't even mind you having fun. You say, why
• 55:10
  Speaker 7: shouldn't you have a little fun too. You can have fun,
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: but get your own man to have fun with That's
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: the moral of the story.
• 55:17
  Speaker 9: Get your own man to have fun with this with here,
• 55:21
  Speaker 9: at this job.
• 55:22
  Speaker 12: This is craziness right here.
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: This man is married, this woman is married, and now
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: here you are are trying to get something started. No,
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: you're not gonna say anything because you want them for yourself.
• 55:31
  Speaker 7: But how do you think that's really gonna work out?
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Really, Steve Well, let me just start by saying, this
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: letter took one hell of a twist. Yes it did.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: It's spurn on me so damn quick I had to
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: quit writing my reply. I was all sitting ready. First
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: of all, twenty nine great job. Got an issue with
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: a coworker, went to this ball, saw people in the couple,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: couple in the corner all cuddle up. Later on, you
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and then you realize that the
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: couple with some coworkers. They all booed up and both
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: of them made When they saw me, they instantly took
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: their arms off each other and separated. You know, they spoke,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: and when I came out the bathroom, they were gone.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I was a little surprised. They didn't asked how my
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: night was going on, asked me to join for a drink.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Now right now, I'm thinking, how stupid is shit? And
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: then you know, she went on that let me know
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: that they was clearly up to something. You think, So
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I'm reading this letter that I'm going this letter is
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: actually written by a stupid person. So I said that
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: this letter gonna be easy to answer. I got this
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: right here. You know, some stuff like this ain't your
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: damn business. You know, don't nobody want to have you
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: in the corner drinking with them and telling they business.
• 56:59
  Speaker 8: But then.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: It started turning. And the next thing I noticed then
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: it got a little more stupid for a turn. You know,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I guess they could be platanic since they wasn't kissing.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: But then here when it's stupid it he came in.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: But why were they out alone late at night in.
• 57:23
  Speaker 8: The corner of this bar?
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Then she said, so I obviously need your adikes that
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: right there. That's where I was, Finn, go mind your
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: damn busins, go on bout your business, shut your damn mouth,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: all that stuff right there. Then she's talking about I
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: don't plan to tell anybody for what I saw, So
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I said, okay, I ain't got to tell of them.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Mind her damn bus to shut your damn mouth. Then
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: she said I'd rather keep their secret to myself, and
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: then the letter just clicked. Because I want a chance
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  Speaker 1: with the guy too. I've had a crush on him
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  Speaker 1: for years, and now that I know he'll Cheatah, I
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: want to see what he's working with.
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  Speaker 8: What the.
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  Speaker 1: Hell happened here? Well? Are you going with this letter?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Me and Shanny don't feel like getting our minds and
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: things twisted up and wrapped up in some ignorant ass
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: letter like this. Hang, and I will attempt to do
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: so right after the break.
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  Speaker 8: All right?
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: Part two Steve's response coming up in twenty three after
• 58:33
  Speaker 7: the hour. Subject of today's Strawberry Letter.
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  Speaker 12: I don't mind working over time. We'll get back into
• 58:37
  Speaker 12: it right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 7: All right, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter, subject I
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: don't mind working over time.
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  Speaker 1: You know well, the subject of the letter is I
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: don't mind working over time. After reading this letter, I
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: think to let title of this letter should be I'm
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  Speaker 1: a nutty helfer? What you think? One more time, I'm
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: a nutty helfer? What you think? Woman twenty nine years old,
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  Speaker 1: got a good job, go to the bar one night
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  Speaker 1: to have a drink. She noticed this couple in the corner,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: all bowed up, cuddle up. She don't pay no attention
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  Speaker 1: to it. She walked to the bathroom. She looks in
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: the corner. She realized that the couple.
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: Is booed up.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Is a couple of coworkers from her job, and they
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  Speaker 1: in the corner in the dark. Why are they in
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: the corner, be WHI because both of them is married.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: And then when you spoke to him, but when you
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: came out the bathroom, they was gone. She was a
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: little surprised that they didn't speak to her and ask
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: her did she want a drink? They just left, So
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: I was gonna tell her they ain't your business. Then
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: she said, I don't keep the secret to myself and everything.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell nobody, but you know, since he
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: married I found out here Cheetah, I want a chance
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: at him too. Wow, I love it, which goes back
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: to the title of my letter. I'm a nutty helper.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: What do you think? Well, Nutty, let's go and get
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: into it, she said, So obviously I need your advice.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I don't plan to tell anybody what I saw. I
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: much rather keep a secret to myself because I want
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: a chance with the guy too. I've had a crush
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: on him for years, and now that I know he's
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: a Cheaterah, I want to see what he's working with.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: I think I should have a turn. What I spent
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: many nights fantasizing about all the nasty things I do
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: to him if I ever got a chance. I've lost
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: count of all the sexual dreams I've had about him
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: over the years. That I think it's time to get
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: my man. He already having an affair, So how should
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I let him know that he can have me too?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I don't mind putting it in a little over time
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: with this man. Well, let's just gonna get down to
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: this letter. Since you've known this man for years and
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: he has not said anything to you, and he is
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: a Cheatah, come on, let's wonder why has he not
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: said nothing to you? Well, let's think about this. If
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: you a man that's a known serial cheater and you
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: are in the cheap business, do you not look for
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: opportunities to cheat?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Why after these years of on the job, has he
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: overlooked you? Well, now we must face the truth, break
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: it down. Maybe when he looked over there, has it
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: crossed your mind that he don't want to cheat?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 8: Which?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe, Oh, here we go. You ain't Cheatoh material lord?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: You you already single? Ain't nobody asked you to marry?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: But now ain't nobody asked you to cheat with them?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: On the side? What do you look like?
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  Speaker 12: You gotta break it down?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Step? What do you wear to work? You have to
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: break it downs? What when you owe your mouth? What
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: come out? Because it's nutting? This in this letter and
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: you type this with it was spelling correct on it
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: and everything. I can't imagine what you then said on
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: your job? Why would not have confessed cheato? Serial cheato
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: asked you to cheat with him? Not ask you the
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: cheat one?
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  Speaker 9: What is wrong with you?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: In this letter? She said? How can I make it
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: known to him? That he can have me too. Well,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: you might mess around and find out that he don't
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: want you. Many years he ain't said a damn thing
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: to you. You don't flirt with you. You that had
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of nasty, fantasisical dreams about him. But has
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: he dreamed about you?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 15: What kind of nasty?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 8: What dream?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Nasty fantasizical. See, that's fanticizical. Sure, those are dreams that
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: you fantasized with a physicality aspect attached to it. Fantasizical dream.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 12: I wanted to be clear.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 11: I'm clear.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: That's an advert slash adjective. Yes, yes, yeah, it's a
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: description an action. At the same time, he don't want you, nuddie,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: I think Monday morning yaard to just walk in there
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: and just say, hey, I saw you at the bar
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  Speaker 1: with her. How about me too? Just get your face
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: cracked all it was?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: All right, Steve, we gotta get out of here. You
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: can email us through Instagram. I'm your thoughts on today.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Check out the Scrauwberry Letter.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 12: Podcast under Man too.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: Morning show, all right, Steve, introduce your buzzer back, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 6: Jay Anthony the Brown This song is came from talking
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: to a friend who was stood up by a younger woman.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: It happens to a lot of old players. So I
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: wrote him a song to send her the next time.
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  Speaker 6: She said she's coming.
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  Speaker 11: Over and she don't show.
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  Speaker 6: Girl. Don't make me waste these pills. You know these
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: pills is expensive. Don't make me waste these pills.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 11: And if you're not come to mind it, least you
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 11: to go have on these pills you said, use coming bye?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 11: Ooh girl, what's the deal?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: Damn girl, don't make me waste these pills.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 13: There.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: Don't make me wast wie, I mean, I got it all,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: spread it out. Don't make me waste don't know why?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: How kok sauce and I take a salad of you
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: said you was coming bye.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 11: It looks like you line under. Don't make me waste
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 11: as wid.
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  Speaker 6: Getting out of my shoulders running a girl to made
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: me wats eighteen piece o chicken? Or to made me
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: waisters eighteen piece?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 11: Chicken said you was coming backs?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 6: What I got things licking? Girl to make me eat
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: this eighteen piece? Well, you don't mean you kidding me?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: I make that girl. Don't make me waiste these rubbers.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 6: You've seen the price of rubbers. Oh, I'm sorry, don't
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: make me wasty rubbles.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 11: And you only get three in the bag.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 6: If you're not coming back, I can use them own another.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 11: But girl, don't make me wassty drums?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 8: Hey?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 11: Hey, then what's going on on your way?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Be damn?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 11: Let me blow these candles out?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: There's something wrong with him?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 12: Really is something wrong with him?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Then you ought to go and get married. And yeah,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: man cold out some morning man, No, man, let me stay.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: I'm good.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 11: You ain't doing good until j just come fine.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: I'm all right writing souls. You can't. You ain't doing
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: good out there.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 11: J just come fine.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: I'm all right writing souls.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 12: You're listening.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 9: Morning show.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: All right, guys, here we go with comedy roulette. These
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 7: are your choices, these are your subjects. Things should tell
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 7: your girl if your phone rings at two thirty in
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 7: the morning. Then his white kids say to their parents
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: that black kids won't. And here's the last one. Things
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 7: the coach says when he's lost all his games. All right,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 7: you got it, love it, let's spend it, let's spind
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: the wheel. Oh oh, all right, guys, I can't wait
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 7: to hear these Uh, it's stopped. Things you tell your
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 7: girl if your phone rings at two thirty in the morning.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 12: Let's go Jay.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: Then you tell your girl if your phone rings at
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: two thirty one. I told Mama I was gonna take
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: her to the doctor when I wake up. Damn, he
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: got a call hit his time tonight.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Let's play it off, playing one all right.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 7: two thirty in the morning, Junior.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: I can't believe Amazon trying to find me to deliver
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: a package tonight.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: What I'd like to.
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  Speaker 6: See.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 7: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: two thirty in the morning.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I saw the game. I know I owe
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: you the money. I'm calling on your phone.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 12: We're playing comedy roulette.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: two thirty in the morning.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 12: Let's Coachay.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 11: You should have my phone. Get your phone.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 12: two thirty in.
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  Speaker 1: The morning, bade listen. I told them I'm moving in
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: the morning. I ain't moving tonight. I'm calling him.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 12: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 12: two thirty in the morning.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Tell me what are your drunk ass?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: Roll?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Now dawn, poor yourself together. Damn man, I just talk
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: to him about that, all right, you're.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: Things should tell your girl if your phone rings at
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: two thirty in the morning.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: See, sometimes when you make a phone call early in
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: the day, the phone will call you back to let
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 6: you know that you're trying to call that person.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: That's what's happening. What I hope she's confused, that's all.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: All right. Things you tell your girl if your phone
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 7: rings at two thirty in the morning.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Baby, I'm finna change churches, so I'm not doing this
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: midnight prayer call all the time. Yeah, I'm not doing this,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: that's nate.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 12: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 12: two thirty in the morning.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: See, yes, yes, bring the pizza right up? Thank you?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Oh really crazy pizza going down here and get this pizzas.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: Things should tell your girl if your phone rings at
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: two thirty in the morning.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 11: He must have found my wallet, that's what that is.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 12: He Oh you lost your waladay? Really they couldn't wait
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 12: till the food.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: Things should tell your girl if your phone rings at
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: two thirty eight?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 10: M who is that?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: We all shot? Just as shotgun?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 8: Am I? All right?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 10: Here we go.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: Things should tell your girl, Steve, come on and close
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: it out. If your phone rings at two thirty in
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: the morning.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Oh baby, I always put my phone out the window
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: like that. Full the hell out of me brought the
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: full phone out throughout their word.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 11: Of lud sir.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 7: All right, That, ladies and gentlemen, is comedy roulette for today.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 7: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 7: twenty minutes.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 12: After the hour right after this.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 11: Out a part.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 7: All right, So, oh Carla, it looks like the air
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 7: conditioning war just got more ammunition.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 9: All right, Steve, Tommy Junior, check this out.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: If you are the type of person who is freezing
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 7: in the office or in your home because of air conditioning,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 7: you won't be happy with this news.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 9: You're not gonna like this. According to a.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 7: New survey, the perfect temperature to keep the AC on
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 7: during the summer months is sixty four degree What four degree?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Hell no, Carlo, I know you like a cold right
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: tell my wife that boy. You guys already living talk
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: over here. I don't know what when do y'all get
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: past these hot flashes?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: So we can start a living You've never had a baby.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 8: You don't know what we're.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Going right there? Man, I got I got to come
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: outside to warm up, put in my condition on sixty
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: four with my sick ass. Do you know what I
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: be the end of the day?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 10: Hell no, I can't.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: You ain't from run sixty four, Junior.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 12: You don't have to move precious yet, you.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Got to get you. I have woke up and Jackie
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: got it on sixty two. Man, I'm like, are you serious?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Hey?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 8: What is it?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: When they cut it on and then you just say low?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: It's probably below sixty? You don't cut then now you're
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: just yellow low, ain't no more?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: Coming up at thirty three minutes after, we'll do a
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 7: round it. Would you rather right after this?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: Alexa? Fixed up? Put it out sixty Alexa? Right there?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 7: You're listening hard Morning show. It's time now for a
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 7: round of would you rather? Would you rather be reincarnated
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 7: as an animal or as a human again?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Be coming back? No damn animal.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 9: But if you came back as an animal, oh guess
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 9: I signed.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Gott to find something to eat. I
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: ain't got no money, I ain't coming down in here.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Ain't got no money. I've done that before.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 12: The first part of your life.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I will already been an animal. Yeah, we ain't
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: doing that. No, damn well, not with no money, No, lord,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: I don't want no parts of that. I want to
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: be involved in currency exchange at some point. I hope
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: somebody set a bowl of milk out man.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 9: Hell all right, okay, moving on.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 7: Would you rather not speak for an entire year or
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 7: would you rather not hear for an entire year?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: If I can't hear, then am I speaking? I don't
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: get it. I'm gonna tell you right now. If you
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: can't hear you sugarn sound stupid when you used to hear.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: You know, I have trouble pronouncing words, and I can
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: hear them. Boy, if I can't hear, you can hear?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: What is his ass talking? I think i'd want to hear. Okay,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: so you can type, right, But if you can't hear, no, man,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: I can't. But not talking for a year, I'm not
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: a writing though I can't writing lot of writing. I
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: can't hear you. The money I'm gonna be missing out
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: though I can't talk. Yeah, living yeah right, He sat
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: and told him a lot of text cussing, a lot
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: of text cussing.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 7: All right, guys, would you rather climb the highest mountain
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 7: or swim the deepest sea?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 8: Ah?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Man, why back up on that mountain. I'm gonna die
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: in that water. That's for day. I can't get in
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: that water, man, But but I can't handle heights because
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: of I get out to two sickness.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, what you gonna do?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna down the way up or down the
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: way down like like different. Yeah, I'm not I'm not
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: finna do that though. Okay, that doesn't make no sense.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: I don't even want up there. I don't even know.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: It would mean nothing for me to stick a flag
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: in the top of everything. Nothing.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 12: So then you're going to the deepest seas?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I can't swim. So hell I swim, but
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I ain't going wait down now.
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  Speaker 8: You know?
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  Speaker 12: All right? That's today's round. Would you rather come in?
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  Speaker 1: We didn't like today? I know we didn't like today?
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I just want to talk to you
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  Speaker 1: all about something about other people as well as yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to realize something that you got to
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  Speaker 1: just hang in that, folks. You just gotta hang in
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  Speaker 1: that because where you are is so very temporary. It
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  Speaker 1: matters not where you are, It only matters where you headed.
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  Speaker 1: You're going somewhere. Remember that everything you're going through is
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  Speaker 1: God preparing you for what you ask for. But you're
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  Speaker 1: in the process. You are in the midst of being processed.
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  Speaker 1: All of us are. If you are trying to get
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  Speaker 1: to the next level, you have to be processed into
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  Speaker 1: that next level. You can't just go to the next level.
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  Speaker 1: You can't go to the tenth grade without finishing the
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  Speaker 1: ninth grade. You can't go to college without being there
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  Speaker 1: with a high school diploma. You can't. You just you
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  Speaker 1: gotta go through the process, you know. So what I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting at is this, don't get down on yourself because
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  Speaker 1: you're going through a period in your life, and this
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  Speaker 1: period is kind of challenging for you like it is
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  Speaker 1: right now. There are a lot of people right now
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  Speaker 1: going through some challenging moments in their life, and it's
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  Speaker 1: getting to be a little bit daunting at times. And
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  Speaker 1: you're starting to feel a little bit overwhelmed by it
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  Speaker 1: all because you're sitting there and you're thinking, Man, I
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  Speaker 1: done had enough of this. Lord where you at? I
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  Speaker 1: don't got to learn this lesson? No, mom, if you
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  Speaker 1: could just come on, I got it, fix me, rescue me,
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  Speaker 1: deliver me, give me the blessing that I've been praying for.
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  Speaker 1: You keep asking and then you start to get a
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  Speaker 1: little defeated because it ain't happening in your time. That
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  Speaker 1: happens to you. Well, it happens to other people too,
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  Speaker 1: and you gotta be careful how you treat other people
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  Speaker 1: because they may not always be in that position for long.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how many people I know who just
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  Speaker 1: did me wrong when I was on the way coming up?
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  Speaker 1: You have any idea The number of people who were
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  Speaker 1: discouraging to me on my way up. They had no idea,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, any people bad mouth for me,
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  Speaker 1: bad mouth you on your way up, They don't have
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  Speaker 1: any idea. Who you really are. Do you know how
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  Speaker 1: many people throwing dirt on you thinking they bringing you harm?
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  Speaker 1: They don't even realize what they do, And they don't know,
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  Speaker 1: because you know what they do. It they judging you.
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  Speaker 1: They judging you based on a season. They judging you
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  Speaker 1: based on a period that you're in. Now, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: be careful when you're judging people because of a period
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  Speaker 1: they're going through, because that period is just the season.
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  Speaker 1: This down moment that you have is just the season.
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  Speaker 1: And just like the seasons change, this too shall change.
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  Speaker 1: Just like seasons past, this too shall pass. Somebody sent
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  Speaker 1: me something one day that said, never judge somebody based
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  Speaker 1: on a season, and I started thinking about it and
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  Speaker 1: they went on. So I kept reading what they said
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  Speaker 1: and they were just talking about it. Man, it was
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  Speaker 1: so true. They said one season David was a shepherd,
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  Speaker 1: but the next season he was a king. But you
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  Speaker 1: know how they played David on the way up? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they wouldn't they. They wouldn't volunteer David for nothing, They
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't suggest David for nothing. He was just a little
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  Speaker 1: shepherd boy. David can't be the one to go down
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  Speaker 1: there and get that giant. We ain't gonna bring David up.
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  Speaker 1: David went from a shepherd to a king. One season,
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  Speaker 1: Ruth was working in the field. The next season she
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  Speaker 1: was owning the same field. It's just where a guy sitting.
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  Speaker 1: It's just biblical, you know stories that's out there that
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  Speaker 1: really if you're a person of faith, it matters to you.
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  Speaker 1: If you're not a person of faith, this is not
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  Speaker 1: for you, but it's okay. I didn't know you was listening.
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  Speaker 1: One season, Mordechaia was sitting outside the king's palace. The
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  Speaker 1: next season he was inside the palace.
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  Speaker 5: We serve a.
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  Speaker 1: God that turns things around, and he is the god
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  Speaker 1: of unmerited favor. We are all privy to his unmerited
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  Speaker 1: favor because he passes it out to no particular person.
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  Speaker 8: We have all.
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  Speaker 1: Been privy to this unmerited favor. You know, how many
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  Speaker 1: of us can tell you something that happened to us
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  Speaker 1: that we just can't explain. That was favor. You know,
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  Speaker 1: when it looked like the verdict was going one way
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  Speaker 1: and it turned around and went another way, that was favor.
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  Speaker 1: When it looked like you wasn't gonna make it, but
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  Speaker 1: here you are now. That fable when they wrote you
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  Speaker 1: off and said you was never gonna be nothing, But
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  Speaker 1: you turned out to be something anyhow. That was fable.
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  Speaker 1: When they laughed at you with your decision, and now
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  Speaker 1: they're looking at you at that same decision they laughed
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  Speaker 1: at and they shaking their head. That will favor. When
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  Speaker 1: they tried to destroy you, when your enemies came for
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  Speaker 1: you and they couldn't do nothing with you all about you,
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  Speaker 1: that was favor God's unmerited faith. Quit tripping about the
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  Speaker 1: season you in because you never know. Your season could
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  Speaker 1: turn around tomorrow. But if you quit, you'll never find
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  Speaker 1: it hanging. Everybody.
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