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Stevie Wonder, Junior Poetry, Cam Newton, Carla's Reality Update and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like a
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in the stuffing me true good of
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  Speaker 1: listening to the movie together for Please, I don't join Jo.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn you, you gotta turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Turn you haven't got to turn them out. Turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water go. Come come on your tha huh.
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  Speaker 1: I shall well a good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah, I'll do. Man,
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  Speaker 1: God is good. Hey today, I just want to get
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  Speaker 1: right to it because this has really been pressing me.
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  Speaker 1: I woke up and this was on my mind and
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to share it with you because I know
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  Speaker 1: this for a fact. See I've lived this for a fact.
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  Speaker 1: And you know the majority of things I talk about
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  Speaker 1: in the morning before we get started with the regular show,
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  Speaker 1: it's something that I've experienced. I can only tell you
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  Speaker 1: what I know. And so I really really understood why
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  Speaker 1: God has had my life go the way that is gone,
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  Speaker 1: because if I didn't have all these tests in my life,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have all these tests that I passed all
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  Speaker 1: these tests that I failed. If I didn't have all
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  Speaker 1: of those, the good and the bad, what could I
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  Speaker 1: share with you in the morning? What could I tell
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  Speaker 1: you about hanging? What could I tell you about failing
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  Speaker 1: and then winning? What could I tell you about hanging
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  Speaker 1: in now when all hope was gone? How could I
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  Speaker 1: share that with you? Unless I've had those moments myself.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what happens to you. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what you're going through. Don't you dare dare give up?
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  Speaker 1: Under no circumstances. Don't you dare dare ever give up?
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  Speaker 1: It is the biggest trick that the enemy has is
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  Speaker 1: making us think we ain't gonna make it, to water
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  Speaker 1: down the illusion that there is a possibility that you
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  Speaker 1: might still have a chance to get over. The biggest
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  Speaker 1: trick he uses is when you make a mistake and
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  Speaker 1: you fall. He gets you to start to thinking it's final,
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  Speaker 1: that there is no resurrection, there is no redemption, there
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  Speaker 1: is no recovery. He just makes you think it's final.
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  Speaker 1: He is the master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever
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  Speaker 1: give up? I don't care what besets you, befalls you,
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  Speaker 1: trips you up, What circumstantial situations may arise. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: dare dare ever give up? Because listen to me, these
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  Speaker 1: are tests that you are going through. And these tests,
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  Speaker 1: whether you pass the test or the appears that you've
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  Speaker 1: failed the test, the test accomplishes the mission if you're
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  Speaker 1: smart about it. If you pass the test. Let's say
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  Speaker 1: you're going through a situation and you get over and
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  Speaker 1: it goes the way you want it to do, then
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  Speaker 1: what you've learned is if you hang in there, there's
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  Speaker 1: a light at the end of the tunnel. Okay, mission accomplished.
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  Speaker 1: If you fail the test and it doesn't go the
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  Speaker 1: way you want it and it goes the opposite and
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  Speaker 1: it turns out into a negative result, and in response
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  Speaker 1: you were looking for is a no. That's not final.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't mean it's over, that doesn't mean it's time
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  Speaker 1: to turn back. It simply means that now you have
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  Speaker 1: learned a valuable experience, you have learned a valuable lesson.
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  Speaker 1: You now know what not to do. You are now
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  Speaker 1: because you know what not to do, another sta up
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  Speaker 1: closer to getting it right. Listen to me, it has
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  Speaker 1: to happen this way. You have to have the rain
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  Speaker 1: in your life. To get the flowers in your life,
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  Speaker 1: you got to have the darkness in your life to
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  Speaker 1: appreciate the sunshine in your life. You got to have
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  Speaker 1: woes and worries to appreciate the joys. It is merely
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  Speaker 1: a test. So when you get through failing, and you
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  Speaker 1: get through stumbling, and you get through messing it up,
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  Speaker 1: all that's getting you one step closer to getting it right. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my relationship ended. I'll never be able to find another
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  Speaker 1: person like that. Not only will you not be able
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  Speaker 1: will not only will you be able to find a
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  Speaker 1: person like that, you can find a person that far
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  Speaker 1: better than that if you don't give up. But see,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you got to go through the bad ones to
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  Speaker 1: get to the good ones. Don't you? Dare? Dare ever
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  Speaker 1: give up? I don't care what happens to you if
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  Speaker 1: you lose a love one. And Lord knows, I've lost
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  Speaker 1: some people I've loved dearly with every inch in me.
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  Speaker 1: I've lost my mother, my father, my brother, and my
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  Speaker 1: best friend. I don't know. I know people who have
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  Speaker 1: lost their children. Goodness, man, I can't even imagine that,
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  Speaker 1: but they kept on going. What you're giving up for? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I got you miss them? And I got you grieving,
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  Speaker 1: but I got news for you. Don't you let the
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  Speaker 1: devil make you think it's over for you because somebody
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  Speaker 1: else ain't still here. It was their time. Now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not trying to lessen to blow for you, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to get you up on your feet so you
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  Speaker 1: can stop all this old woe is me because the
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  Speaker 1: things is happening to you. You're not the first person
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  Speaker 1: that's happened to Come on, now, let's get a grip.
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  Speaker 1: Let's wrap your mind around this thing. You have got
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  Speaker 1: to move forward, if it's just in memory of those people.
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  Speaker 1: I was on one of the commercial breaks the other
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  Speaker 1: day and somebody asked me something and I forgot the question,
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  Speaker 1: but my answer was, I've always wanted my mother and
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  Speaker 1: father to be proud of me, and in that absence
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  Speaker 1: and their demise, I'm hoping just somehow man that they
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  Speaker 1: watching me, that they see their boy, that I'm down here,
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  Speaker 1: that I'm doing better, that I'm making something about myself,
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  Speaker 1: that I'm loving my wife, that I'm taking care of
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  Speaker 1: my kids. To at my old man to see that
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  Speaker 1: about me. You know, I want my mother to see
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to give my life together over here. You
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  Speaker 1: know I'm saying I'm trying to be a better person.
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  Speaker 1: My mom was a Sunday school teacher for forty years.
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  Speaker 1: She'd been praying for me for a long time. I
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  Speaker 1: just hope, man, and that's all I'm doing. It's just
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  Speaker 1: hoping that they see me so they ain't be proud
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  Speaker 1: of me. See you, you you, you you. You got
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  Speaker 1: to understand that when you make these mistakes, that when
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  Speaker 1: you fall and stumble and you get it all so wrong,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't over for you. Don't you dare dare dare ever?
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  Speaker 1: Give up? Don't stop thinking, man, because it ain't happening
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  Speaker 1: just the way you wanted to that it ain't meant
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  Speaker 1: to be devil. He got so many tricks to deceive you.
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  Speaker 1: You know why you're being tested right now, because there
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  Speaker 1: is no testimony without the test. You got to go
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  Speaker 1: through something. It's all good man telling you. I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to share that with you. Don't you give up
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  Speaker 1: out there. I don't care what's happening. Don't don't, don't
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  Speaker 1: don't get deceived. The victory's coming, but you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: get it if you quit. Hang on, y'all, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, please spread
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  Speaker 1: your hands, bring them together in rapid succession. That is
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I don't know you're too kind.
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  Speaker 1: Come on now stop it? Oh come on now, lord Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: what boy? Y'all need to go ahead on now. In
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  Speaker 1: the words of Frankie Beverley, bless your heart now, Shirley Strawberry. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, Steve, Good morning, Colin for rel good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's that crew? Hasty? Hey, what's up? Junior? Morn? Morn?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody got some information for you today? Okay, nephew, Timmy
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  Speaker 1: King of Pranks, your sir in the building, welcome back. Well, Charley,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't really tell Junior what happened yesterday. So while
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  Speaker 1: he was going, so, why don't you go ahead and
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  Speaker 1: tell you? Now? Why are you putting me in this air?
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  Speaker 1: Junior air? Junior Cheryl said, the reason you weren't here
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  Speaker 1: last week was because you were with her. You guys
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  Speaker 1: spent valid and stay together on you Yeah, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: make it. You couldn't function. I couldn't function. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: what she said, Chryl Underwood, he was laying around somewhere
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  Speaker 1: as a babbling idiot. Me and Sheryl Underwood. Y'all y'all
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  Speaker 1: really believe that? Yeah, well we did. She she was
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  Speaker 1: very convinced. I wasn't, Julian. How much fun did y'all have, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't with sure. I was down there with you.
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  Speaker 1: I was stuck on. She lying, now, yes, she lying,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, now I did. He said it was rose
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  Speaker 1: petals all over the room. You was tickling her with
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  Speaker 1: a feather, and you know, it was a lot going on. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you. She laid it out,
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  Speaker 1: She laid out the whole evening, man, very romantic, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: How did you get all the honey off your body? Junior?
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  Speaker 1: All the honey remover? You said, you've got some local
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  Speaker 1: honey and put it all over you or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Is rose petals were sticking to you. People didn't see
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  Speaker 1: where I was. I'm gonna do that, Steve, you have
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  Speaker 1: you have some more information, go ahead, brought it up,
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  Speaker 1: some more information. I just ain't enough. Well, there was
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  Speaker 1: some serious physicality going on, if that's what she's referring to. Actual,
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  Speaker 1: that's not my business. Thanks that happened. I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to throw you in and nothing. Good morning, Junior, Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna talk to Sharon. We can't hand this
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  Speaker 1: out of here, all right, listen, coming up with thirty
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  Speaker 1: two minutes. Hey, you're making it sound like you was
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  Speaker 1: trying to keep it on a low loo. We can't
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  Speaker 1: hand this out here. You need to watch what you
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  Speaker 1: say in part coming up minutes after the hour, Guys,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna ask the CLO, the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning show time.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're asked the CLO. Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: is in the building and ready as always. This one
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  Speaker 1: CLO is from Halima in Canada. She says, I'm thirty
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  Speaker 1: seven years old and I've been married for three months. Recently,
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  Speaker 1: my husband told me he has a family across town.
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  Speaker 1: He arranged for me to meet his other woman and
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  Speaker 1: her young son. She said they've been together for many
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  Speaker 1: years and she does not believe in marriage, so she
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  Speaker 1: gave him her blessing to marry me. He says he's
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  Speaker 1: totally in love with me and wants me to be
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  Speaker 1: okay with all of this, meaning I have to understand
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  Speaker 1: he has other obligations. Do I throw my future away
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  Speaker 1: with him? Or try to make this work out? What?
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute? What hold long, lady? Throw your future
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  Speaker 1: away with him? You just got into You just got
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  Speaker 1: into plans. Did you not hear him say that he's
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  Speaker 1: had this family for quite some time now, he kept
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  Speaker 1: it from you until he got you to marry him.
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  Speaker 1: Then he wants you to meet his entire family across town.
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  Speaker 1: Now you saying, are you gonna throw your future away
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  Speaker 1: with him? What future are you referring to? A three months?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean you, No, I understand she didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: Put the deception alone. It's crazy, But then you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to understand and go along with it. No, you
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  Speaker 1: get presented that option before you say I do you
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  Speaker 1: don't deceive me, marry me and then present me with
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  Speaker 1: this option. Hold up, dog, you could that's crazy. You
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  Speaker 1: know three months? You know you're in the realm of
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  Speaker 1: a Norman territory. You ain't got to get a divorce.
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  Speaker 1: This is a a Nouman Hello, Hello, never happened this marriage? No, seriously,
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  Speaker 1: this is a Norman territory. You should get a lawyer, sister.
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't put yourself up if you fight on this
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  Speaker 1: piece of the path right here. I promise you it's
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  Speaker 1: some mo path. Oh way more. I'll give you my
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  Speaker 1: This is the piece that he hadn't told you about.
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  Speaker 1: This mopading this. Once you start tasting it and then
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  Speaker 1: he see you can swallow that. You ain't gonna believe
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  Speaker 1: what the next boomful gonna have on it walks away. Helena,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah on the meeting. Now you don't even understand, all right.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Melan Raleigh, North Carolina says, for my fiftieth birthday, my
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  Speaker 1: four girlfriends threw me a sleepover at a hotel. We
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  Speaker 1: kicked off the party with massages in the room. We
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  Speaker 1: had two young black male masseurs come to the room
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  Speaker 1: and they told us to get naked and lie face
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  Speaker 1: down in one bed. They got naked too. You can
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  Speaker 1: only imagine what went down in that bed after they
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  Speaker 1: rubbed us down. It was all good. This was two
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  Speaker 1: weeks ago, and one of the girls called me and
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  Speaker 1: said she feels bad about it and wants to tell
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  Speaker 1: her husband. We're all married, by the way, but she's
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  Speaker 1: the only one tripping how can we keep her quiet?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, Mail, now, hold let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you a question. Male is a dude. No,
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  Speaker 1: male is a girl. Yeah, she says for her fifty
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  Speaker 1: mal for my fiftieth girlfriend, for my fiftieth birthday. My
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  Speaker 1: girlfriends threw me a sleepover. Okay, So I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was a dude named Male and he got four girlfriends. Okay, No,
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  Speaker 1: that's what threw me off. I was looking at this like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god. Okay, so Mail is a girl. She
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  Speaker 1: got four girlfriends. They had invited over for a sleepover.
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  Speaker 1: They had two male massuits, told y'all get naked and
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  Speaker 1: lay on your stomach, and then they got naked too.
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  Speaker 1: That's five buttons, and you can only imagine what went
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  Speaker 1: down in that bed after they rubbed us down. So,
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  Speaker 1: now one of her girlfriends want to tell her husband.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. When she tell her husband,
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  Speaker 1: what do she think't gonna happen? You think he gonna
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  Speaker 1: go looking for the Masseuse? I doubt it? Or is
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  Speaker 1: it your fear that she's gonna tell who all was
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  Speaker 1: in there and he gonna tell all y'alls. Ye if
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  Speaker 1: y'all girlfriends, maybe the dudes, maybe y'all do stuff together
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  Speaker 1: as couples. Wants to know, how can they keep her quiet? Kidnapp,
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  Speaker 1: you got to he up's gonna have to some do
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  Speaker 1: with ask. That's all I show. Y'all got to do
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  Speaker 1: an intervention. Y'all got to get her and set her
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  Speaker 1: down and go, okay, help for listen to me? Have
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  Speaker 1: you lost your ever loving mind? Do you understan saying
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  Speaker 1: what this does to yours and everybody else's that gets
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  Speaker 1: in jeopardy? Now, we all made a pact that we
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  Speaker 1: was gonna do this, and what none of the conditions
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  Speaker 1: was after we get through doing this less tale going
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  Speaker 1: around the house acting crazy and making her husband suspicious.
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  Speaker 1: Either close your damn mouth. All you got to do
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  Speaker 1: is not participate no more. Just ain't the time to confess.
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  Speaker 1: What if I told y'all about this thing called truth?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't told y'all it's overrated. I got to tell
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: y'all quick trying to know the truth all the damn time.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't no time for the truth. The truth is overrated.
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  Speaker 1: Shut your damn mouth. That is to your grave. Me
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  Speaker 1: and Junior will start massusan very soon. Junior can start
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  Speaker 1: MASSUSI your ass can't start nothing. Next question, Sirley, Me
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  Speaker 1: and Junior gonna start. Go ahead, trying to humble some
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  Speaker 1: side money man. Okay, this is from Favor in Bradenton, Florida.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thirty and I met the finest woman I've ever
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  Speaker 1: seen at the gym. We exchange numbers and I hugged
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  Speaker 1: her before we walked off. I called her later that
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  Speaker 1: night and she said she was turned off by how
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  Speaker 1: musty I was. Granted, I shouldn't have tried to hug,
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  Speaker 1: but it was just a little sweat. She hasn't answered
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  Speaker 1: any of my calls since then. Is there a way
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  Speaker 1: to fix things with her? No? See, Favor, you left
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: her with the wrong flavor. Favor Flavor was nasty. You
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: stink too damn much. You need to go to hospital,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: get you checked out. What was on you listen? You
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  Speaker 1: coming up next and after you tell me he's run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back right after this, you're listening morning show
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  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hours, some trending
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  Speaker 1: national news. Stevie Wonder says he's moving to Ghana. Ghana. Okay, Plus,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: we're gonna tell you about Lionel Richie's a young young girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour right now. Question, yes you can, I
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  Speaker 1: know what you finished? How young? No? Well, when Stevie
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  Speaker 1: said he was moving to Ghana, my question, how shout
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  Speaker 1: we love you, Stevie. Steve, I can take your ass
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  Speaker 1: up to Harlem. I can fly you around about eighteen hours.
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  Speaker 1: And when I tell you you right there, shout out
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  Speaker 1: to my dog Stevie Wander. Somebody sending this to him too.
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  Speaker 1: He needs this in his date. Jj l h. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: the nephew's here with run that prank back? What you
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  Speaker 1: got for his neph We're gonna We're gonna switch it up.
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  Speaker 1: We're not gonna run that prank back. We're gonna run
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  Speaker 1: this one right here called lit litt. Let's go get Hello. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Dorsey. Yeah, this is it. This
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  Speaker 1: cliff Man. I work at the post office with your wife. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing, brother, I'm doing all right? Everything cool? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everything good man, everything good. Um. Like I say, my
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  Speaker 1: name is cliff Man. I wanted to reach out and
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  Speaker 1: holt you about a couple of things. If you if
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  Speaker 1: you got a minute, you gotta minute. Yeah, everything all
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  Speaker 1: right with my wife. IS's something wrong or something? No? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, your wife good? Man, your wife good.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to hit you up. Man. We've been working
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  Speaker 1: the post office quite a while. We've probably been in
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  Speaker 1: the same room a few times. Man, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you remember meeting me or not, but uh, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: But what I wanted to say, Man, is trying to
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  Speaker 1: do better with my life dog and you know, just
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  Speaker 1: just trying to do better, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, for lit Man, I gave up a
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  Speaker 1: few things. You know what I'm saying. I just thought
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  Speaker 1: that would be a good thing, man, to try to
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: do the things that matter the most that you addicted to,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: you know, you want to get rid of, you know
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, at least for Lent is what I'm
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: trying to do. You feel me. Oh hey, I'm kind
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: of confused. But what they got to do with me, well, basically, man,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm giving up for Lent. You know, I decided
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: to give up messing around with your wife, you know,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: because because who hold on, Man, hold on, Man, I'm
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: at work. I don't know what you're talking about, but
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: back up, and rephrase everything you just said. Well, like
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I say, Man, for Lent, I'm trying to I'm trying
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: to give up stuff that I'm that I'm addicted to,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: you know. And I decided that with what they got
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: to do with me and my wife though, and you well,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to tell you. Man, I'm trying
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: to give up messing around with your wife for Lent.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I help giving up. I'm giving
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: up messing around with your wife for Lynn. Man talking
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: about man messing around with my wife? Man, got no
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: time for no games? Right now? Who this man? Like?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: What's your name again? This is Cliff Man. I actually
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: worked with her for the last ten twelve years. But
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: but what I wanted to really let you know is,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: you know, her schedule probably gonna change because what we
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: used to be doing we ain't doing. So she's probably
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: gonna be coming home a little bit earlier, thing like that.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: But I don't I don't want you getting addicted to it,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: because you know, after Lena's over, then you know, we'll
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: be back what we used to do. Man, what is
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Man? Hold on it. My wife's going
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: to be home in a minute, we're gonna talk about
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: all the yep with me. Man, I'm about to hold on.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: What what are you? Are you in the city right now?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Can I can I meet with you right now? Cliff? Right? Okay?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: But what I'm what I'm trying to say, Well, like
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm trying to do better, you know, I
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: gave up trying to do better. That sound like a
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: bunch of to me. I got something for you and
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: my wife? True? Okay, okay, okay, man, I mean, ain't
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you feeling me? Don't trying to do better? Though? I
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: ain't feeling the thing you calling me telling me my wife? Fack.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: We need to meet up and talk about this face
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: to face, Cliff or what you think? I mean? We
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: talked right now. If you want to have a conversation, na, Na, No,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: you just tell me your address and me and my
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: wife's gonna just come on over there. How about that.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: We all said, I down and have a little power.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know who thank you is, man, but me
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: and my wife have been together over fifteen years and
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: we ain't never had no problems with no like this
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: like the you're telling me on this phone. It sounds
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: like a bunch of crazy to me, but somebody knick
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: gonna today if the true. So what you need to do?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: You need to tell me your name, your number, and
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you came from this block phone number.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: You hear me, man, I'm hearing you. Man, what I'm saying,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: the reason for the call was to let you know,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: you know, don't get used to her schedule because after Lint,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be back to the way it used to beat.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: That's all the phone can What the he's you talking about?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: We'll getting nuh not? What what's your what's your what's
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: your what's your last name? Clip? I'm gonna come find you.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come see you now. Jack. My name is Cliff.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Like I say, I work at the CLIP and I
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: work at the post I was with. So okay, well,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: how come you call from a block number? Cliff? What's
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: your phone number? Man? Hey, hey man, listen, I'm not
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: trying to have no confrontation with you. Man, it's already
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: a confrontation. You can call my phone from a block number.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know you, you don't know me, and you're
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: telling me you be my wife, So you're serious? Did
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: you know she was married. I mean what you mean
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: did you know he was married? Yes? Or no? I
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: mean yeah, I know? I mean yeah, I knew she
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: was married. Okay, what that is? You knew that from
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: the jump, So that means you've been disrespecting me from
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: the jump. So now I got to getting your nw.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You just and told off on yourself. So here, regardless,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to see you today. Jack Hey, and my
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: name ain't Jack Man. My name clip, but you're not.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna look here. I don't know. I'm not
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: trying to have no confrontation. I just wanted you to
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: be aware of the schedule. Yeah, okay, I'm definitely aware.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Not Cliff. Who the hend is you? Man? Another thing? Man,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I want to like, I know I know your tattoo
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: on your name on her lord back. I've seen that.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Uh it's say Dorsey right there? Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: whoa whoa? Hold on, hold on, man, you're telling me
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you haven't seen the tattoo on her back? Is that
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: what you talk? Hold her lower back? Man? Right right
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: right right on above a telephone. Yeah, I've seen it. Dorsey,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: your name Dorsey? Right man? Who the kid is this? Man.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: What's your real name? Hey man? They calm down? Man?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Are you Are you cool with you call my phone?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Are you school with the schedule changing? This is what
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I'm asking. What are you cool with her schedule change?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: And you see what I'm saying, Her schedu are gonna
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: come back to normal once Lynt is over with. I
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: gave up messing around with her for lyn, but not
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: for your man. I'm not cool with the thing. I'm
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: about to be cool in your face in a minute. Now,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: tell me your name, tell me your number and your
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: real address, and we're gonna talk about our living person. Okay,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: all right, what my name? What's your name? My name? Tommy? Man? Okay,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: now we're getting somewhere. Tell me what I mean. I'm
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: mean while you need my last name because I'm gonna
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: to come see you. What you mean why I need
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: your last name? Hold on? Hold on, somebody get in
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: you on the phone. Hey, hold on, don't go nowhere.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get in you on the phone right now,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: and we don't settle this right now. Hold on, get
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: on the phone, color color for real? Yep, Tommy, who
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: what you're scared up? Okay? Man? They call me nephew Tommy. Oh,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: who my name, nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: What he na? She didn't set me up? Man, Man,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: your wife got me the prank. Call you man, she
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: tells yourself. I left. I just left the house, called
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: him na. That's why Saint asking the phone. It was
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: over for you. Man. Y'all come on, man, y'all wrong
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: for this man. This needs to be against the law. Man. Man,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest radio show
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: in the land? Man, Steve Harvey Morning. So all right,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: thank you coming up at the top of the hour.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Entertainment and nephew, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Happy Black History Month everyone, Yeah, Happy Black History Month.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: We're still in it. We're still in it. It's not over.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: We're still black. Yeah, we're still black. Three hundred and
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: sixty five days of the year of the year, I
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: got sixty four years of black history. Okay. Well, Stevie
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Wonder says he's leaving America for good. Yeah. Apparently. Stevie
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: says he's tired of the racial injustice and he plans
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: to live out the rest of his days in Ghana.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Take a listen to Stevie wonder Toold Oprah about his decision.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I promise you, if you do the right thing, I'll
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: give you this song. I'll give it to you. You
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: can have it because I want to see this nation
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: smile again, and I want to see it before I
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: leave to travel to move to Ghana. Because I'm gonna
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: do that. You're gonna move permanently to Ghana. I am
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: you are Why because I don't want to see my
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: children's children's children have to say, Oh, please like me,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: please please respect me, Please know that I'm important, Please
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: value me. What kind of is that? You know? On
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: a serious note, you know Ghana. The President of Ghana
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: has issued some special opportunities for African Americans who want
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: to move to Ghana. They make housing provisions, they have
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: tax allotments, they have a huge incentive package that they've
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: created for African Americans. I've been to the President of
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Ghana's home. One of my good friends is very heavily
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: involved in Willie lives there. He's one of the top
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: businessmen over there, and it's something that it's definitely a
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: place that Marjorie and I have looked at a home
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: there and Botswana. Uh, those are the two places that
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: we thought about a home. She also looked at Joe
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Bird and it's something that we're definitely going to do,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: is to own property and land in Ghana. And that
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: that advantage of waking up in Africa for me and
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I wish every African American could go see it is
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: to wake up and for the first time in your
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: life not be a minority. I'm talking about everywhere you
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: go you are the majority. And unless you've had that
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: refreshing feeling that when the police pull you over in Ghana,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: it is to stop you from something you did and
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna shoot you and you can live your
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: life in peace. Now. I ain't saying this crime free,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: because it's not. But man, they got some beautiful homes
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: over there, some beautiful land. It's amazing. It is not
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: the picture of the propaganda picture that America has painted
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Africa to be. If you go to Joe Burgh, it's
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: like New York City, smaller, the food is exquisite, the
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: homes are amazing. And because of a partide a lot
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: of the whites built these homes in certain districts with
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: large walls and towers to keep the blacks out doing
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: the change over for a partid and it just keep
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: the blacks out period. Well, a huge number of blacks
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: on those homes, now, huge number. I mean they live
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: in their best life over there. Now, does the country
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: have some problems, yes, But ain't a man. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I ain't ad Stevie. It's something yeah wow. Well yeah,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely working with the Tourism Board of South Africa
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: to do a trip that I'm gonna do through this
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: radio station, this radio show, and I'm gonna take a
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: large constituencies of black contingents or whatever the word is,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: a lot of people. You know. I was trying to
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: sound you know, you know writer, but you taking voters. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: be careful. I know the word was wrong. You know.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't know if it was constituous or continue with sees,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: you know, immigrants. I ain't know what to call it.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Just say people, man, That's what I said. But I'm
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: gonna do it, you know, And I'm gonna take a
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: lot of people over that so they can see because
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: it's amazing, man. So I ain't mad at Stephen. Congratulations.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, Well, moving on in other entertainment
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: news Lionel Ritchie, who is seventy years old seventy one
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: years old Ish and his girlfriend, who was in her thirties.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: She speaks four languages, including French, German, and English. Day
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Bethday who had attracted him too. It all, we'll go ahead.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: According to heavy dot Com, Lionel and Lisa are not
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: rushing to tie the knot, and she says she doesn't
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: need a piece of paper to validate her relationship. Some
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: of you'll remember back in the eighties during Lionel's first
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: marriage to Miss Brenda Ritchie. Remember when she caught Lionel
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: cheating that time, Yes, and she went to the woman's apartment,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: busted them, kicked I mean she'd be drawing down. She
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: really did. She beat him down, she got rested, Yeah
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: she did. Yeah she did. Remember that. Wow, that was
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: all everywhere before social media. Okay, So what's the story
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: about though with new girl that he's marrying. I mean
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: that he's with a thirty year old woman and he's
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: seventy forty years younger, forty year age different, forty dancing
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: on the ceiling. He dancing on the ceiling all night.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that. At seventy. But look good,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, it looks great. He does, he really does.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Look I guess if I guess, if I ain't gonna
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: get married, no more, I'm gonna go out swinging. But
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I really, I really. First of all, I don't know,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: no young woman won't me, So I got to stop.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: All right, I got old Junior with another poem coming
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: out of all this old ass music. I like you.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: At twenty minutes after the hour, we'll be right back.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, ladies and gentlemen, get ready, our
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: resident poem Junior is here with another new poem. Is
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: this two days in two that poem? Whack? Yes, the
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: worst Tom Valentine's Belated Valentine's. Yeah, but we can't go
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: nowhere but up from here, So let's get okay, we're
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: here it is. See this poem is about a lot
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: of things that went on last week while we were
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: in Houston. Um, a lot of people. You know, we
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: was in Houston, you know, like the people in Houston.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: We was in Houston and the city of Houston. We
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: were stuck with a lot of Okay, this ain't stuck
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: with a lot of sep saying stuck with a lot
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: of people like what she said. So you know, power out,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: you know how that go? Family coming over? So now
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: you stuck with a lot of people in the house
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: that you don't like. So he is the poem. The
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: title of it is stuck in the house with folks
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I don't like. No, yeah, here it is stuck in
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: the house when folks I don't like. My sister, my mama,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: and my weird cousin Mike putting stuff in the fridge,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: come back in. Its gone, nobody talking because they're all
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: on the phone, toilet paper disappearing right before my damn eyes.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I think my aunt Mildred because she's the biggest size
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: fighting one the TV and where we should watch. My
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: uncle Henry's constantly digging in his cross So maybe next
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: year to the So maybe next year to the fight
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: is snowed in. I'm gonna take my tickets to can
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Koon like Ted Cruis them dead the m I just
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: gonna be in here with y'all, tied of going to
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: the fridge and in a way is my sandwich yourself? Yeah,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: now you're in this. How we gotta argue what we're
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: gonna watch on TV? I can't watch twelve hours a
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: gun smoke. I don't know nobody on this damn show. Hey, Julia,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: my father in law come to visit, and you know
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: he can't hear that good because Pop eighty six he
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: watched the Western Channel. Let me tell you something, Man,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: did TV be up so loud? I thought, them damn
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Indians was coming across the backyard up. What the cold
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: thing is? My father in law the whole time he
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: pulled for the Indian He just like my daddy. Man,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Why they used to pull for them Indians? Man? I said, Boy,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: the dude, they mad about some stuff that happened to them.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Stuck a house with people you don't like, man, let's
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: tell them. Hey, man, I turned my father on to
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: the movie Shatkazulu. Huh when he was living. My daddy
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: watched about eight times one month. A boy he killed me.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: He watches here they had behind the heel right there
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: they see there all right? Thank you, Junior. Coming up
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: in thirty four minutes after the hour, a high school
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: football player apologizes for trash talking Cam Newton in a
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: viral video. We'll talk about this right after this. You're
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. What is going
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: on now? Listen to this. A Pennsylvania high school football
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: player was seen on video trash talking Cam Newton, and
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: now he's apologized to Cam after the video went viral.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: It happened at a charitable football camp when Cam was
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: coaching his team. The kid, whose name is Joseth Owens,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: repeatedly kept saying to Cam that he was a free
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: agent about to be poor, but Cam responded, but I'm rich. Well.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: The young high schooler posted a written apology to Cam
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Newton after that and ask for forgiveness. He wrote, my
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: parents never taught me to be disrespectful as a football player.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: I let my competitive side get the best of me.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: So he made an apology that ain't no punk ass apology.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: That was nice. It was written. I read it. Oh
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: it's more to it than that. Yeah, okay, that's the
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: little abbreviated version because that ain't no damn. He asked
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: for forgiveness and he said I'm sorry he did. Yeah, Okay,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: you don't get to come to the camp no more.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I'm hard on. I'm hard on a a little bit because
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: because I have I had him at my camp. Yeah,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: and man, sometimes man, I had to pull them boys
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: to the side and go, yo, man, listen to me. Yeah,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: we're doing this to help you. Yeah, because you have
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: no fathers in the house. I want to hear all
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: these old ass men. Dog, he's grown ass men. Yeah,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: they were you trying to get to old is the
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: gold pardner. Now respect the fact that they don't these
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: as volunteers. I don't pay these man. They in't here, man,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: because they care about casts like you. Now you aren't
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: here talking shoff. Ain't listening to nobody. That's what's wrong.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: You don't listen. Oh man, we spend more time just
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: employing young men. Just just respect and then oh yeah,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I talked to Cam today. I did it. I don't
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: mean yesterday. I did a show yesterday. He's gotta show.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: You gotta sig our Lounes down and um Atlanta. You
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: know you go and they got COVID protocol. You gotta
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: take a rapid test. Sit in your car till it clears.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Didn't he let you in? And I sit down, man,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: And I talked with him about a wide range of
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: subject It's one of the best interviews I've ever done
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: because he talked to me about stuff people don't normally
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: talk to me about. He talked to me about how
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: it is to be a father of children that's not
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: your biological children, and you know how you deal with
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: when you hear you ain't my daddy. Yeah, man, we
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: had that deep conversation. Then we talked about social media
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: as a father and how people judge you and your
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: parenting skills and all like that. We're we're at a
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: rich conversation, man, And I was able to say some
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: stuff that you know, nobody talked about. And we both
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: shared the same view about social media, you know, And
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I think what people don't understand is you got to
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: be careful man, when you talking about somebody that somebody loves.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: That that's a different thing because people not people are
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: not going to accept everything from you. You gotta walk
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: like because you're gonna say something about the wrong person.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's Sam new Yeah now now. Cam also
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: posted a positive message about being a professional athlete, and
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: he went on to say, people want to see me
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: arguing with another young man, But the truth is I
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: impact kids' lives in a positive way, make no mistake
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: about it. I allow kids to realize their way out
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: by using their football talents to get them to the
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: next level and out of the hood. And Cam Newton
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: also posted that he wanted to talk to the kid's father.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and see and oh and that's the other thing.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: I was talking to him about it, and and Cam
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: said yesterday he said, no, I wasn't talking to the
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: little dude, like where your daddy at? He got some
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: heat for saying that, right, No, but that ain't what
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: he meant. He was just saying where your daddy? Like,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: let me talk to a grown up in this situation,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: you know, since you coming at me, and because I
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: just said that a million times to young boys, you know,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I mean I snapped
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: back down, you're human, You ain't my daddy. Okay? Where
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: he at? Though? Okay, Steve, no tell me daddy apologize.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I'm glad. Where are my clothes? Were your daddy? Right?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: You got a no problem? I might not be your daddy,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: but can't point out. But that's why I believe the
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: kids act out like they do for that very reason,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: because the dad is not there. But anyway, coming up next,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with prank phone call. That's coming
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: up right after this you're listening to show coming up
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour right about four minutes after.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: It's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject can get
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: a load of this, guys, I like big butts. I
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: cannot lie. Yes, yes, yeah, we'll get into that a
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: little later. Right now, the nephew is here with today's
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got for us, NAF Well,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: we're still in black history, so we're gonna shed a
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: little light on it. This right, here's Johnson's Freedom Johnson
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Freedom Paper. Let's go. Okay, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: reach Franklin Franklin Johnson's Leah, Yeah, this is him, Franklin.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: How are you doing today? My name is My name
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: is Kyle Kyle Green. I'm with the Immigration Department of
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: the State of Tennessee. Uh yeah, how could I help you?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: But you were you were born and raised in Tennessee?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Am I correct? Yeah? Born and raised in Tennessee? Okay? Now,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: uh do you do you still live in in the
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Tennessee area? Now are you in a different state? I'm
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: right in. That's still here. All my family only Johnsons,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: He's still here, living good. Okay, all right, So here's
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: what's going on. Um, it's been brought to our attention
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: here at the Immigration that anyone in the state of
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Tennessee who has the last name of Johnson. Um. And
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how to just to you telling
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: this to you, but it's it's been brought to our
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: attention here at the Immigration that anyone in the state
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: of Tennessee last named Johnson for some reason. And we're
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: gonna fix the problem. But for some reason they're saying
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: no Johnsons are free, you know, like there's claws or
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: something and some paperwork or whatever. But what we need
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: is we need all the Johnson's to come in by six,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: by six o'clock today so we can try to take
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: care of the problem. If not, if all Johnson's that
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: are not reported in by six will have to get
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: picked up. I know this is a joke, like we
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: we've been. I know this is Joe Baby, I'm free.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Like, well, you'll be talking
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: about you're talking about the Johnsons' free. What are you
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? You saw Bumpy Johnson? God
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: for I don't have anybody to check it Johnson then
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: uh no, sorry, this is this is a real this
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: is all I know. This is crazy to get a
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: phone call like this, But like I said, we got
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: some paperwork here. Everybody's scramming around trying to get to
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: the bottom of this. But bottom line is, we need
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: all the Johnson's to come in because uh right, right now,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: in the state of Tennessee, no person with the last
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: name of Johnson is free right now, get the fun
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: out in What are you talking about? What are you
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: talking about? Are you black? Yeah? I'm black, but yeah
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I'm black. Are you free? Yeah? I'm free? So what
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Coming to me talking about the
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: sins of my last name Johnsons? My family got to
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: come down to immigration because we ain't free. Who the
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: hell are you calling me talking about some crap like that? Man, Okay,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: sure the problem. We're gonna fix the problem, but we
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: need all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna fix head
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: of the sensus or something. I'm sorry, are you the
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: head of the census? I know I'm not something like that, Like,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: why are you probably talking about Johnsons? You are some uncle?
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Time to asked pulling me talking about Johnsons that we
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: ain't free and we gotta come down and you you're
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: threatening my family, this guy, I'm not I'm sure I'm not.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I'm not. I'm not threatening you all right.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Like I said, my name is Kyle Green, I'm with immigrations.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to fix the problem. You know to
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: me because your name is Green. So y'all sure, I'm
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: not saying I'm better than you because my last name
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: is Green. I'm saying we have you are so saying that, Kyle,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: mister Green, my name is Johnson. We come from a
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: long line of Johnson's. And don't let me have to
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: bumpee Johnson all you because you saw how he was
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: cutting off, So don't play with me. Okay, sure then
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: we I want to help you and I want to
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: help all the jobs. Okay, you ain't helping nobody with yourself,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: mister Green, Uncle Tom, I saw y'all life in Djano
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: the house fell. I bet you when them life get
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: green eyed terns howard looking, most think, but it was
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: a good head. I'm black, I'm huggany, I gotta wide
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: nose and I'm proud to be black. And they're gonna
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: have your life and ask for men bring my my
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: family down there. You got some guy with nerves. It's
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: all this tabolism amongst us. Okay, sir, can I expect
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: you to come down the immigration. That's except for Kyle
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: sound like a life's getting mole Kyle Gray. That sounds
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: like this, Sir, Can I get you to come down
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: the immigration by now? You cannot have me come there.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down here with my god old hole
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Bussie Johnsons. Are we gonna turn it up? Okay? So
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: is your wife last name is Johnson? Too? Worry about
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: what my wife's last name is. Don't try to set hub. Okay?
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Is your is your mother still living? Don't worry about
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: my mama still living? You don't have to. I'm about
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: to hang this guy. Uh you you you're donne across
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: the line of life's getting bubble. Okay, Okay, sir. All
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I know is that you know we got you. We
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: were trying to get as many Johnsons. Does be good
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: to come in Tommy, Tommy is the one that told
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: us to call you. Okay, Franklin, that's who told us
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: to call you. Oh, Tommy said, you probably want to
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: call Franklin Johnson and get him on the line. Because
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: he you know a lot of the other Johnson's, and
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: you can get him all to come in. That's what
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I know. What you think you think I'm not? Mother's
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: gonna round the boardman Johnson. That's how they came over
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: from Africa. It was one black mothers. I think I
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: took him all the book book about it was going
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: on vacation and it came up way over here. I'm
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: not rounding them, no, God Johnson. Who hellen Tommy? Tommy? Man,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Tommy said you would do it? Tommy said you would
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: be cool with it. I don't know, no, God, Tommy.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: He sounded like when too Okay, do you know do
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Do you know that mother? Oh? I got my blood bread?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Hey man? Oh man, Hey Franklin, Yes, hey Franklin, take
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: us out. Man. Your boy Jay Rob is the one
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: that got me to brank phone. Call you man. Oh
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: he ain't. He ain't allowed over to the barber kiss man?
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Was he was? He was? He? What's he taking some
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: of that whiskey? When he calls me? Man? I don't
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: know what he was when I called him brother, but
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: he wanted me to make sure he Frank Franklin, Jesus Christ,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: oh man, and you gotta tell me this right, Frank
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: and give it to me, baby Franklin. John you gotta
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: tell me this. What is the baddest and I mean
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio showing the lane the Steve Harvey showed
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: with Nashin. Tommy, Really, Tommy, you went there on him, Tommy,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: But Tommy, he had you ship up a little bit though,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: because he sounded like he had you all balanced a
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: little bit because he was serious with it. Yeah, okay,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Oh you think I'm around up all the Johnson's. I
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: ain't that blankety blank? See you like skin, ain't you?
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: You probably wanted them light skin tears. Howard looking ass
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: boy boy boy hair boy boy. He was mad, he
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: was hot. Kyle Green sound like skin? Yeah? A man?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Is your is your wife? Lad's name? John? Don't wear
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: about my wife? Is your mother? Still? See? Man? You
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: don't cross the line now many He was gonna come
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: down there, and yeah, bout it all the Johnson's to
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: come downs. We can get these papers together. But y'all,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: y'all not free that life. Hold on man? You black? Yeah?
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Oh so you didn't got your uncle Tom Mass Now
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: you go a round or that you was on Jane Gole,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: He right right. All his reference was light skied Terence Howard,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Jane Gole. You a house in you uncle Tom. He
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: had Tommy, he was throw with you. He was you.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Happy Black History, mom, Yeah, Happy Black History to everybody
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: and all the Johnson's out there. Happy black all right,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: newew thank you. Coming up Strawberry letters. Subject I like
• 53:39
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• 53:42
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• 54:41
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• 55:00
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• 55:04
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• 55:06
  Speaker 1: your nephew. Subjects I like big butts and I cannot
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: live Dear Stephen Shirley, I believe my wife is tripping
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: for no reason. The other day, we were in the
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: grocery store going down the aisle and there were two
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: women shopping together in front of us. They both had
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: carts full of groceries, so as we passed them, I
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: noticed all of the stuff in their baskets. We turned
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: unto the next aisle and my wife pinched me and
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: said she saw what I was staring at. I have
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: to admit that I noticed the women's huge butts, but
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: I zoomed in on all of the groceries that they
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: had piled up. These women were the typical sisters you
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: see now, with small waists and big butts, which I
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: see all day long in my line of work. In
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: my defense, the women had on leggings that were thin,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: and I could see all of the indentions in their butts.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I love the naturalness of a lump or two. I
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: am a forty four year old man and I've seen
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: it all. I like big butts, and I cannot lie.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: It is my wife's insecurity that I can't deal with.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: She feels disrespected if I look at something in front
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: of me. I didn't look back at the women or anything.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: The butts were in front of us. She has made
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: it such a big deal and has been ranting about
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: it for days. I told her that God gave me
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: two eyes, and I like to watch what's going on
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: around me. It didn't matter if the women were fine
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: as wine or mud dirt ugly. It's a manly instinct
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: to look at booties. My wife has her own, very
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: very nice booty, and I compliment her daily on her
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: figure her hair and her beauty or her beauty. We've
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: been married nine years and her insecurity has gotten worse.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I can't walk around with my head down when i'm
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: with her, so I need your advice. How can I
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: get her to stop this nonsense. You're the one with
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: the nonsense. Okay, let's be clear. You've got to be
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: kidding me right here. You have a wondering eye. You
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: like to look at other chicks butts. Okay, let's just
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: call it what it is when you're when you're with
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: your wife, and you blame this on your wife's insecurities. No,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: keep your wife's insecurities out of this. Okay. This has
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: nothing to do what you're doing. Who you think has
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: made her insecure? Okay about stuff like this, I think
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I've heard it all now I think I have it.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: It's called disrespect, as you mentioned in your letter, it's
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: not called insecurity. You're being disrespectful. She's not being insecure.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: The disrespect is definitely coming from you, husband, How dare?
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I just can't believe you're blaming this on her, but
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I know why you're doing it. I just think you're
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: out of line. She has every right to call you
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: out on your bad behavior. You're out of line here, sir.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: You talked about the women's little ways, you know, and
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: they're big behind. You talked about the intentions in their
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: butts and how you like a little lump or two. Uh,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: you're doing way too much. You're doing way too much,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: and to justify yourself, you flip it on your wife
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: and call her insecure. Nope, we're not drinking the kool
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: aid on this one. This is all you. I say.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: You better stop looking at these big butt women, especially
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: when you when your wife is around. Come on now, Uh,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: you you appreciate her beauty now while she's still with you, Okay,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: appreciate it every day like you do tell her every day. Uh,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: you know, while she's still what you're crazy behind. Uh,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: you never know, she might get wise and decide to
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: leave you if you keep up this behavior because you
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: can't stop looking at women's butts. Come on, stupid, come on, Steve, brother, brother, brother,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: My man is so much wrong in this letter. Yea,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: And I just want you to hear me. First of all,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Shirley's answer spot on Dad perfect everything she said on
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: the money on the Dot. I really can't improve on it.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: The only thing I can do, though, is talk to
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: you from a male perspective, because maybe if I show
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: you some things in yourself, you can see the reason
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: why you're writing. This letter has a lot of air
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: holes in it. Now, you say, I believe my wife
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: is tripping for no reason? Right there? What do you mean?
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: You believe she's tripping for no reason? And then you
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: got a page full of reasons why she tripping? Damn dog?
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Okay, y'all? Little groceries stole Going
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: down the aisle, two women shopping together in front of us.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: They both had carts full of groceries. As we passed them,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: I noticed all the stuff in their baskets. Now what
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: baskets you talk? Mom? Grocery basket? What groceries you talking? Mom?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Huh huh? See all that go both ways. You're stupid, man.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you I noticed all the stuff in
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: the basket. When we come back, I'm will break this
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: letter down and maybe you'll see what Shirley saw in
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: this letter. All right, See, we'll have part two of
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I like big butts, and I cannot lie, there's the
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: subject who We'll be back right after this you're listening to?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, see, let's recap today Strawberry letters.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Subjects I like, big butts I cannot lie. Well, not
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: much of a recap because I didn't get far. I'm
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: just can't believe this guy. He said. His opening line
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: was I believe my wife is tripping for no reason,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: and then he gives me a pain full of reasons
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: why she tripped. So I don't even know how you
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: wrote the letter, bro, but Shirley's answer was correct. So
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: now I'm gonna help you understand why Shirley gave you
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: her response. Maybe if I help you out this way.
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  Speaker 1: We're in the grocery store, going down the aisle. There
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  Speaker 1: was two women shopping together in front of us. They
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  Speaker 1: both had carts full of groceries. So as we passed them,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I noticed all the stuff in their baskets. First of all,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: once again, what basket you're talking about? And when you
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: say stuff, you're referring to the groceries. What groceries you
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: talking about? Because we know what basket mean and groceries
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: mean in the grocery store and in women's pants. We
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: both know what that is. Then you say, we turned
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: into the next aisle, and my wife pinched me and
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: says she saw what I was doing. I was staring
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: at I have to admit that I noticed the women's
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: huge butts. What I zoomed in on all the groceries
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: that they had piled up. Boy boy, So you're telling
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  Speaker 1: me as a man that you noticed they had huge butts,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: but you zoomed in on the groceries they had piled up,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: and you stopped looking at the groceries that was in
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: them pants. And that's what you want your wife to believe.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody, stupid, bro Nobody everybody had a basket full
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  Speaker 1: of groceries, weren't that's intriguing to you. We got the
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  Speaker 1: cart to put stuff into. That's what the grocery cars
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  Speaker 1: is for. Hall of a sudden, that's fascinating. You gotta
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: be out your rabbit ass of mind even tape this
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  Speaker 1: mess to me? Man, these women were the typical sisters
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  Speaker 1: you see now with small waisted, big butts, which I
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  Speaker 1: see all day long in my line of work. What
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: line of work you're goyne of colleges? What what you do? Dog?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Where in your line of work. It forces you. You
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: got to see all these small wasting what line of work? What?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: You mail man? They come to the dough what what? What?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: In my defense, the women had on leggings that were thin,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: and I could see all the indentations in their butt.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: So that's how hard you was looking. You notice how
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  Speaker 1: thin they were, You notice indentations, and you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell that you was focused on the groceries piled up
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: in the car. Boy, boy, I love the naturalness of
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: a lump or two poy you in this way too deep.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I'm a forty for year old man and I've seen
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: it all. I like big butts, and I cannot lie.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Is my wife's insecurity that I can't deal with? What? Brother?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Where you getting security from? When all you're doing is
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: talking about what you like? And then you get as
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: the letter go on, she feels disrespected. If if I
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: look at something in front of me, that's what disrespect is.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to do that in front of your girl.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: That's disrespectful. I got you looking at women. Do I've
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: a girl watching my whole life. But you don't even
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  Speaker 1: know how to do it. You don't turn it. You're stupid.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: You ain't got technique. You're supposed to look in the
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: direction they walking and let them walk into your eyesight.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: You zoom in on it followed, you stupid. You pick
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: ten feet ahead of way they walking and look over
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: there and let them walk in here. As soon as
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: they walk in you look, and you turn your head
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: and do something else. Not choke, dumb ass. Though I
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: didn't look back at the women or anything, that's because
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: you've been staring at them. The butts were in front
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: of us. She has made such a big deal and
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: been ranting about it for days. Because, dog, you want
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: me to tell you why she's still ranting about it,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you at the end of this letter
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with your whole thing. I told her that
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: God gave me two eyes, and I like to watch
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: what's going on around me. But what that's your explanation.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: That's why she's still ranting a round it, because you
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: gave her no reason to calm down. You don't even
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: know how to squash an argument. You're stupid. It didn't
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: matter if the women were find his wine or mud dirt. Ugly,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: it's a manly instinct to look at booties. Boy, you stupid, stupid.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: My wife has her own very very nice booty, and
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I compliment her daily on her figure, her hair, all
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: her beauty. We've been married nine years and her insecurity
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: has gotten worse. Her insecurity has gotten worse because you're
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: looking at women has gotten worse. I can't walk around
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: with my head down when I'm with her, So I
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: need your advice. How can I get her stop this nonsense?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: First of all, it's not her who needs to stop
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: the nonsense. It's her. I wandering booty, staring women, gawking
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: ass husband, you out of line, dog, You're stupid. Man.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, man, don't be sorry. He need apologize.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Fix it, make her feel special and calm her and
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: security or else. Brother, you're gonna lose the best thing
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: ever happening right, and you can end up with one
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: of them stupid ass big booties. Thank you. Coming up,
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• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, get ready, Junior is here with SportsTalk.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: What you got, Junior. Well he didn't win the Super Bowl,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: but we still have to say congratulations to Kansas City
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes. On Saturday, his fiance Riney gave
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: birth to the couple's first child, a little girl. Sterling
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Sky Mahomes is her name. So congratulations Patrick Mahomes. Man,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: you're gonna feel that. I bet you. That made you
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: feel better than winning the Super Bowl. Man, congrat your
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: father now, man, that's awesome, dude. Um And and also
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: this was big two over the weekend man. Other sports news,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: we have to say congratulations again to Naomi Osaka on
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: winning the Australian O. It is her fourth Grand Slam title.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Did that black instrument again? Yeah, showing out? And a
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: reporter asked her if she was the new face of tennis,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: and she looked at him and said no, not at all.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: So basically what she was saying is until Serena retires,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Serena Williams is the face of tennis. That is a
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: true statement. Yeah, you know she she's you know, just
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: looking at him. Face ain't even moved. No report on
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: where JJ Watt wants to go. Everybody, you know, what uncle.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: I had read that too, and it hurt. What's going
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: on with Cleveland? Yeah, a wealth time? It don't hold on? No, no,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: what's happening with Cleveland? J? J. Watt wants to play
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: for the Cleveland Browns. That's what you would ask. You
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: ain't heard that, You ain't got to hear. It's called
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: reading reading fundamental. Yeah, it's a story. Yes, yeah, he
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: ain't done no verbal interview. He didn't gave interviews. He
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: wants to go to Cleveland. If y'all lose JJ watch
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: to Cleveland. I can't come to work no more. My
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: mouth man, y'all, y'all gonna want to ask that girl
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: do she have any gorilla glue level? Right now? Yeah?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: You're gonna yeah, I read that story time. Man. It hurt. Man.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: He actually gonna leave us and go to Cleveland. Man,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: that because you talked. I tell him, man, we can't win.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: And then he talked about Trading's Deshaun Watson to my
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: anti dude, this is not going out. Hell, yeah, he
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: got to. He don't want to stay there. Top ain't
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: there now. Westbrook then left hardened and left the damn
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: baseball team. Cheat the hell going on in Houston. Everybody
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: leave it up. That's what's after scar faced to quit
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: writing songs about it. Everybody bush bush whack, non quick
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: talking about the sixth Wall. Oh hey, we got nobody
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: man man. The Lord's coming up. At the top of
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: the hour special edition of Carla's Reality Update. We're gonna
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: talk about those Atlanta housewives right after this. You're listening,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: all right, Tommy, special edition introduced the girl, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: She is here with a special edition. It is called
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: a Pharaoh with what reality Update? All right, nephew, we
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: had to do this special report. All right, here we
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: go Real Housewives of Atlanta. Child Child, Child, this episode
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: this past Sunday night. I mean, Cynthia Bailey's bachelorette party
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: was t much and I'm talking t e W two
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: much for me. She had a bachelorette party. Ain't she married? Cynthia?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: This is before she got married. So this is on
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: the show. This is on the show. So all Kenya
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: wants to know is who has sex with the stripper?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: That is what she wants to know. She owns some
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: inspected gadget. Miss Taking a line from one of your
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: prank calls, Tommy, she is trying to figure it out
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: who slept with the strippers. So now, according to Candy,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Candy says, what happens in the dungeon stays in the dungeon.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: So like Kenya needs to stop running herm off. You know,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: it's kind of like a girl cold, like what you
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: trying to do, but cold? Then had a cold with
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend. Yeah, slept with the stripper, yeah, especially at
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Bachelor that party. I don't even know why the hell
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: she bought the stripper up? Who can you? Yeah? Why
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: she even say? I know, I know sp on TV? Yes,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: the stripper was on TV. Oh yeah, yeah, So who
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: do you think slept? Who you think slept with the
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: scripp It's narrowed down to perhaps Portia. Perhaps that's what
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: everyone is. I don't know. It kind of leads you
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: to believe that. So, first of all, Candy was a
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: mistress in charge. Yes, So then Candy hired a stripper.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: His name is Bolo and Chi Bolo like like like
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: the sandwich in my life over that war. Anyway, he
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: was there, he did his thing, He entertained the women.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: The ladies made the brain and so the ladies wanted
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: the camera crew to leave to leave, So they leave,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: They cover up all the cameras except for one outside
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: on the porch. Next thing, I know, you kind of
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: kind of see Porscha and another girl, a friend of
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: the housewives, her name is LaToya. You see them kind
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: of granding and hugging and kissing on each other. What
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: is going on? It was really really going down, So
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: it was all night long. They were already in Portcha
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: asked the stripper if he wanted to come at party
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: with them. So Kenya says that in the middle of
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: the night or early in the morning, she heard moans
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: and groans going on and she wants to know what
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: was happening. She says that she recognized one of the
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: voices as being Porta, and she doesn't know who the
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: other voice is. Now. Now, the other lady on the show, Tanya.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: She is a friend of the show, and they say
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: that after taping this particular episode, a few episodes later,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: she has left the show. Yeah. Yeah, she's been engaged
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: for a very, very long time. It's gonna be even
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: longer now. It was too much. It was just once
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: you stopped them camera, you're doing something partner, yes, yes,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: but that camera out on the porch. Kennya was doing
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: the most too, though she was Cynthia was in a
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: sex swing at one point before Candy had one of
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: her sex swing props. It was she that's too much,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: I can't swing swing through. That's hurt. Swing it back
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: to you, swing it back to fast. All right, thank you,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: we go listen. We'll have twenty minutes after. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning show. Wellet Hennessee is
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: acquiring fifty seven percent steak in jay Z's Ace of
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Spade champagne brand. This is all in an effort to
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: expand its distribution and it's, you know, to up its
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: cool factor. Let's put it that way. Jay Z says
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: this new partnership has felt familiar the entire time, and
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: jay Z was on CNBC he talked about the trend
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: setting that made christall that hip hop lifestyle champagne back
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: in the day. So congratulations to jay Z. Wow, say
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: how much you sold it for? They didn't say. No,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: They didn't say at the time, when they don't say,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: it's big on yeah, man, And then you gotta look
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: at the percentage. I'm sorry, Shirley, I mistype that it
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: is fifty percent okay, fifty yes, yes, Oh so he
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: steal getting paid? Yeah, so they have half of it.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: It's fifty percent, yes, yes, fifty percent. They do deals
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: like that. They usually do fifty one or something. On
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: se NBC yesterday talking about it, Jay Z, he's a
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: bad boy. Jesus Shore, wish I could give me a look.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: I don't even drink though a woman. If right now,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: I keep going getting old, it's gonna be pruned you.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: All right, Look, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after. Right
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: The Pennsylvania high school football player was seen on video
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: trash talking Cam Newton, and now he's apologized to Cam
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: after the video went viral. It happened at a charitable
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: football camp when Cam was coaching his team. The kid,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: whose name is Joseth Owens, repeatedly kept saying to Cam
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: that he was a free agent about to be poor,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: but Cam responded, but I'm rich. Well. The young high
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: schooler posted a written apology to Cam Newton after that
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: and ask for forgiveness. He wrote, my parents never taught
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: me to be disrespectful as a football player. I let
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: my competitive side get the best of me. So he
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: made an apology. There ain't no punk ass apology. That
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: was nice. It was written. I read it. Oh it's
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: more to it than that. Yeah, okay, that's a little
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: abbreviated verse because that ain't no damn. He asked for forgiveness,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: and he said, I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, you don't get
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: to come to the camp no more. I'm hard on.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: I'm hard on a little bit because because I have
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: I had him at my camp. Yeah, and man, sometimes man,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: I had to pull them boys to the side and go, yo, man,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: listen to me. Yeah, we're doing this to help you. Yeah,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: because you have no fathers in the home. I want
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: to hear all these old ass men. Dog, he's grown
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: ass men. Yeah, they were you trying to get it
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: too old? Is the gold partner? Now, respect the fact
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: that they don't these as volunteers. I don't pay these men.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: They in here, man, because they care about casts like you. Now,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: you aren't here talking shoff, ain't listening to nobody. That's
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: what's wrong. You don't listen. Oh man, we spend more
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: time just employing young men. Just just respect. And then
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I talked to cam today. I did it.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: I don't mean yesterday. I didn't show yesterday. He's got
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: to show. You gotta sit our lounges down and um Atlanta,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: you know you go and they got COVID protocol. You
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: gotta take a rapid test. Sit in your car till
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: it clears. Didn't he let you in? And I sat down, man,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: and I talk with him about a wide range of
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: subject It's one of the best interviews I've ever done
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: because he talked to me about stuff people don't normally
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: talk to me about. He talked to me about how
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: it is to be a father of children that's not
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: your biological children, and you know, how you deal with
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: when you hear you ain't my daddy. Yeah, yeah, man.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: We had that deep conversation. Then we talked about social
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: media as a father and how people judge you and
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: your parenting skills and all like that. We're in a
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: rich conversation, man, and I was able to say some
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: stuff that you know, nobody talked about. And we both
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: shared the same view about social media, you know, and
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: I think what people don't understand is you got to
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: be careful man, when you talking about somebody that somebody loved.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: That that's a different thing because people not people not
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: going to accept everything from you. You gotta walk late
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: because you're gonna say something about the wrong person. Oh yeah,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: that's like your aka Cam Newton coming up. It is
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day and Steve Harvey will
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: have some closing remarks coming up at forty nine minutes after.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening show. All right, here we are, guys,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day. Good day, this tuesdays
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: fun today. Y'all know where to get them sex swings
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  Speaker 1: Nights and let me tell you something, don't introduce that
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: until your marriage, sir, because because the line of questionings
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: that come with the new swing set. Where did you
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: get that from? What's spoor? Oh so you've been watching candy?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Oh so you want candy now? See it's gonna turn
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: on your dog. I'm just wanting you can get it,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: but you need to You need to do it jointly together,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: because you just sew it with the swing you Hey, hey,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: you walk in the bedroom, you up on the ladder,
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  Speaker 1: hammering and in the seem Timmy, why did you up
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  Speaker 1: that doing? Putting it in a swing? Us? What kind
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  Speaker 1: of swing? It's a sex swing? Where did you get
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  Speaker 1: it from? From? Candy? What you're shaking the ladder? Folk?
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  Speaker 1: Baby Candy on the Housewives? Boy, tom this ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a good I'm telling you man, it's gonna backfire, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: And then you're gonna ask it to get in it. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, no, no, get in it like this?
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  Speaker 1: You know how Wait a minute, what you mean getting
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  Speaker 1: it like this? Yeah? Uncle, Now you're supposed to put
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  Speaker 1: your leg so they that shows you how to get
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  Speaker 1: in it. Not the demonstration video. Tor Okay, Now I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what gonna get it. It was just a
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact when she away from the house, put
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  Speaker 1: it up while she ain't home. Let her walk in site.
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  Speaker 1: Don't listen to your uncle. Do not listen to your
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  Speaker 1: uncle right now. An told him not to get this show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he's not listening. He's gonna get tell us you
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  Speaker 1: cannot bring new sex ideas to your house and you've
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  Speaker 1: been married for a while the line of questioning is
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  Speaker 1: gonna be too great. Where did you get this funk? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: So what what you've been getting? You don't like it?
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  Speaker 1: That's the one, right, they're just sprucing it up a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. So so when what I got needs sprucing? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't been needing sprucing. Hello, it wasn't spruce when
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  Speaker 1: we was making these babies. Oh got And what you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell the babies when they walk into bit heah,
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  Speaker 1: when they see it in the room. Me and mama
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  Speaker 1: the exercise. Did the baby get on it? Get it out?
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  Speaker 1: Did you wipe that off? Get down off of there?
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  Speaker 1: Catch mommy, catch me, ditty. That's what pushed me, sweet me,
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  Speaker 1: My mom can't hold on to this boy if you
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  Speaker 1: don't get your ass off of that and come in
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  Speaker 1: there and wash your hands. He immediately he goes up
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  Speaker 1: to the school, tells all his little friends and the
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  Speaker 1: nure guess what my mommy and daddy heavens there room,
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  Speaker 1: Let me show you I got it. Get your face
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  Speaker 1: off them strapped so damn faith put the straps on
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  Speaker 1: round his mouth. Yeah, might not work. We're just go
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  Speaker 1: out and swing on the boy. Swing he got outside.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, Well, at least she's familiar with that one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: nothing new, buddy, nothing new, Okay for today there my
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  Speaker 1: clothes and remarks ain't been in there. You've been married
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  Speaker 1: for a while. Oh brother, it ain't even worth it. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: or something, go back, just start over. Success comes from failure.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know any successive selfial person who hasn't failed miserably.
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• 1:26:04
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  Speaker 1: talking about how many times mister October knocked it over
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