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Final Spousal Deletion, Signs Neighborhood Is Changing, 2 Tired 2 Sleep, Summer Olympics and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all ball.
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  Speaker 4: At all, So.
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  Speaker 5: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 1: Black the bus busy listening to me to show.
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  Speaker 6: I don't joy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, joy, they have.
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  Speaker 6: You got to do that.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 7: To turn the mouth turn you probably got to turn
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  Speaker 7: the mouth, turn out the word of the money.
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  Speaker 5: Come come on, you'll.
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  Speaker 3: Think, Ah, I sure will. Good morning everybody you are
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  Speaker 3: listening to the voice, Come on, come on, y'all dig
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  Speaker 3: me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Is God good to me? Unbelievable? Yeah, he is.
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  Speaker 3: And I can only attribute it to one thing. It's
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  Speaker 3: just been a turnaround in my life. It's been me
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  Speaker 3: finally making decision to see what all God has for me,
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  Speaker 3: but at the same time trying to be more God
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  Speaker 3: want me to be instead of more of what I
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  Speaker 3: want to be.
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  Speaker 2: That's the trade off.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you gotta do something now, you know, you
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  Speaker 3: know you want God's blessings, You got to be willing
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  Speaker 3: to do something on his behalf. And I'm not saying
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  Speaker 3: I got it right right now because I'm just being
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  Speaker 3: real with you. I don't I don't have it all
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  Speaker 3: together by any stretch of imagination. I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 3: better in several areas. I'm praying about it, I'm working
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  Speaker 3: on it, but you know, it's apris and I've grown
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  Speaker 3: to accept the process.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm improving in a lot of areas from day
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  Speaker 2: to day.
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  Speaker 3: But I'll tell you what, Man, my success, all that's
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  Speaker 3: going on with me, I can only attribute to this turnaround.
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  Speaker 3: And the turnaround was simple. I turned around and started
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  Speaker 3: looking at God. That was the simple move.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: I just turned around and started looking at him, and
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  Speaker 3: I was going, Okay, I get it. Now, you created me.
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  Speaker 3: You're the creator. You have a purpose for me. I
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  Speaker 3: understand that. Now. Now let me just walk in that
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  Speaker 3: purpose and let me get to doing that purpose. Now,
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  Speaker 3: my purpose and your purpose and their purpose and anybody's
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  Speaker 3: perfect purpose could be different, and the way you go
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  Speaker 3: about the purpose can be different.
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  Speaker 2: And that's the part that I've really grown up to.
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  Speaker 3: I've opened up my mind to understanding that everybody's different,
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  Speaker 3: nobody's quite the same, and that is not my right
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  Speaker 3: position to judge, but to be of a forgiving spirit
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  Speaker 3: and understand and forgive those as I ask God to
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  Speaker 3: forgive me. See, that's the key. That's the key, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: So when you're out here and you stuck on this unforgiveness,
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  Speaker 3: understand in the large Prayer as a segment that says,
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  Speaker 3: forgive us our trustpasses, as we forgive those who trustpass
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  Speaker 3: against us. There's another version says forgive us our debts
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  Speaker 3: as we forgive our debtors. It's two different versions, but
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  Speaker 3: either one it means the exact same thing. It means
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  Speaker 3: simply this, that you are asking God to forgive yours
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  Speaker 3: like you forgive others. Forgive us our trust passes as
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  Speaker 3: we forgive those who trustpass against us. When I cross
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  Speaker 3: the line with you, God handle me the way I
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  Speaker 3: handle people when they cross the line with me. You
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  Speaker 3: feel what I'm saying to you, See, you understand that.
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  Speaker 3: That's the breakdown of it. Best way I can give
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  Speaker 3: it to you. Forgive us our trustpasses as we forgive
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  Speaker 3: those who trustpass against us. Forgive me God for stepping
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  Speaker 3: over the line, like I forgive those that step over
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  Speaker 3: the line on me. That's the hard part, man, That's
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  Speaker 3: the part man I've really been working on. I've been
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  Speaker 3: really trying to get that together. And so I've learned
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  Speaker 3: forgiveness a lot better over the past five years than
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  Speaker 3: I have before, and it's paid off. I can't tell
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  Speaker 3: you how it's paid off, because now God's mercy and
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  Speaker 3: grace is all over me, because I've learned to become
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  Speaker 3: more graceful. Now I ain't graceful like him, I ain't
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  Speaker 3: merciful like him, but I've learned to become more more graceful,
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  Speaker 3: more merciful, because man, I can't live my life like that.
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  Speaker 3: I just got sick of me. Man, you mad at
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  Speaker 3: me now I'm mad at you. You hate on me,
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  Speaker 3: Now I'm more hate on you. I ain't got time
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  Speaker 3: for that. Man, I've got you. Look here, you got
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  Speaker 3: somewhere to go. Hate take up time. It's time consuming.
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  Speaker 2: Hating. Trying to seek revenge just time consuming.
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  Speaker 3: It take up way too much of your time to
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  Speaker 3: seek revenge when vengeance ain't really yours. That's another one.
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  Speaker 3: Vengeance is mine saith the Lord. It ain't yours. So
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  Speaker 3: now when you go to seek it to take it out,
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  Speaker 3: guess what you're doing. You're doing something now.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: Now you off in the area that you got no
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  Speaker 3: business being in, and instead of steady climbing your ledder
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  Speaker 3: like you're supposed to. You didn't take out time for vengeance.
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  Speaker 2: To hate. I'm a hater. I'm a be a blogger.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a blog about so and so.
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  Speaker 3: When you're blogging about somebody, and most of these people
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  Speaker 3: you don't even know when you're blogging about somebody, what
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  Speaker 3: you're doing, what you hating.
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  Speaker 2: It takes time to hate.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 3: I just decided, Man, I got to take all my
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  Speaker 3: time and instead of have doing time and being active,
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  Speaker 3: I got to be proactive. See some people get that confused,
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  Speaker 3: being active and being proactive. Pro is positive. Pro means
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  Speaker 3: to move forward. You know, if you put pro in
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  Speaker 3: front of most words, it's a positive influence. You know,
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  Speaker 3: there's the pros and the cons. The pros is the
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  Speaker 3: good side, the cons is what can go wrong, the
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  Speaker 3: bad side.
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  Speaker 2: You know, if you're active, that's one thing.
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  Speaker 3: But if you proactive, you're going forward in a positive direction.
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  Speaker 3: When you become a pro that means you the best
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  Speaker 3: of the best at whatever it is you chosen to be.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a pro so somehow, and I'm no English teacher
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  Speaker 3: of grammatical God. The word pro a lot of times
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  Speaker 3: when you put it in front of something means positiveness.
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  Speaker 3: So now a lot of people think that if you
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  Speaker 3: as active, something had to happen. Well, I'm doing something,
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  Speaker 3: and that's what happens.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 3: We just find ourselves doing a lot of busy work
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  Speaker 3: that really ain't about nothing and ain't going nowhere.
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  Speaker 2: It ain't got no.
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  Speaker 3: Direction or no purpose because we haven't tried to find
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  Speaker 3: out the direction of purpose. So you wake up, you
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  Speaker 3: and your wheels are spinning. You a hamster on a treadmill.
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  Speaker 3: You're running real fast, but you're just going in the
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  Speaker 3: same spot. You understand that's cause you just out here
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  Speaker 3: being active instead of proactive. Why don't you get God
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  Speaker 3: in your life? Why don't you turn and face your
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  Speaker 3: creator and find out how to become more proactive so
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  Speaker 3: you can do things to move yourself forward. How you
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  Speaker 3: can get your life off the ground and get off
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  Speaker 3: the treadmill and really get it rolling in the direction
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  Speaker 3: that it needs to be going. Man, I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 3: God can make that change for you if he see
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  Speaker 3: you making the change for him. See the whole key, man,
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  Speaker 3: the whole key is you got to be willing to
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  Speaker 3: do something. You got to give God something to black
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  Speaker 3: bless me God, And then you go sit on your
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  Speaker 3: couch and you ain't trying. Okay, bless me God with
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  Speaker 3: what what are you working with?
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  Speaker 2: He can't have the people hire you if you ain't
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  Speaker 2: put the app in.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, man, the blessing comes when you make a
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  Speaker 3: proactive step, when you try to do something on the
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  Speaker 3: positive side. Look, man, I'm gonna quit messing around with
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  Speaker 3: all these people. I'm gonna start going home. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: leave these women alone out here. You got to say,
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  Speaker 3: all right, man, I ain't going over there tonight. I
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  Speaker 3: just ain't gonna get.
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  Speaker 2: Then God can work with you.
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  Speaker 3: God help me stop seeing all these women. But you
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  Speaker 3: steady going over there calling them setting up stuff. We
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  Speaker 3: can't nobody help you because once you get over there,
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  Speaker 3: you already know. See, you gotta get proactive. You gotta
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  Speaker 3: do something yourself. You make one step, he'll make two.
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  Speaker 3: That's the key man. So come on, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 4: Morning show.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody, Now, I have your attention, because it's about to
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  Speaker 3: go down, all the way down.
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  Speaker 2: I'm all the way up now it's about to go down,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm all the way up.
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  Speaker 1: Why does it sound like a gospel song?
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  Speaker 2: When you sing, that's what I wanted to have. A
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  Speaker 2: gospel man, I'm all away, all on the rough side.
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  Speaker 2: Sharlie Strautberry.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, good morning, preacher Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 3: That you are. Yeah, that ain't my calling. My calling
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  Speaker 3: has been to do the Lord's work, but not not
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  Speaker 3: in the pool pit. It's too dangerous up there for me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be able to uphold the standards of
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  Speaker 3: pool pit ism.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's a caller for real, good morning. I love
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  Speaker 1: that adverb you made up.
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  Speaker 3: Pool Yeah, it's a poor pitt etiquette. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 3: be able to maintain. As soon as you say something
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  Speaker 3: I don't like, I'm gonna have to say something you
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  Speaker 3: ain't gonna like.
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  Speaker 2: Hm, and uh yeah, we'll work on the forgiveness later.
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  Speaker 9: Ladies and gentlemen, Junior, best level one Christian I know
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  Speaker 9: and have no interest in advanced Christianity.
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  Speaker 1: Well you've certainly leveled up since we first met twenty
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  Speaker 1: years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Oh praise him, caler, old nephew, tell me in the building, caller.
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  Speaker 3: I used to come here because we were doing radio.
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  Speaker 3: He did a small syndicated version. We did Dallas and.
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  Speaker 10: La.
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  Speaker 2: So we did two hours live at four a m.
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  Speaker 2: From l A.
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  Speaker 3: And so we did six hours of radio day and
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  Speaker 3: so we would stop at six o'clock and go live
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  Speaker 3: to l A after two hours of live in Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: I was staying up all night coming.
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  Speaker 1: You're staying up you sleep?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm scared. I was in the street. I was upstinding.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, was at the What's yeah?
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  Speaker 6: It was the w Dog.
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  Speaker 3: It was the l Ray that Wednesday night at the
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  Speaker 3: al Ray. I would lead an l ray, make one stop.
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  Speaker 3: Then come to work one day and she said, Steve, what.
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  Speaker 2: Is all that glitter?
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  Speaker 1: It was so while, so wild back in those days.
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  Speaker 3: I had so much glitter on me. It was on
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  Speaker 3: me for three days. I couldn't shy with that glitter off.
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  Speaker 3: I had hell and a mustache.
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  Speaker 4: I can't see that.
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  Speaker 1: I can't see you like that man.
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  Speaker 11: Praise God that he is gone.
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  Speaker 2: Thank my heavenly Father that he is no longer. Oh boy, oh.
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  Speaker 1: God, we were wild and okay, you're listening.
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  Speaker 4: Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back what you got for his nest?
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  Speaker 8: I want to date your mama. Mama's need love to
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  Speaker 8: all right, let's go get dog.
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  Speaker 2: I want to date your mama.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 12: Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Chris Burns.
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  Speaker 13: Jesus her Son.
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  Speaker 12: How you doing man?
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  Speaker 6: My name is Gordon.
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  Speaker 12: Just recently joined the church Man within the last month,
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  Speaker 12: and I was trying to get in touch with Miss Burne.
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  Speaker 12: One of the members gave me a number, but I
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  Speaker 12: guess they must have gave me the wrong number. I
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  Speaker 12: guess it is this a home number or what is this?
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  Speaker 13: Hold up?
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  Speaker 14: Hell?
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  Speaker 13: Who is this again?
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  Speaker 12: My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at
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  Speaker 12: the church. Yeah, this is this your number?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 13: Man, this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm a son.
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  Speaker 12: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother?
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  Speaker 6: Right all right?
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  Speaker 12: Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get
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  Speaker 12: in touch with Mss Barnes. Now, is do you ever
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  Speaker 12: a seal or a home number? Somethinghe I can get
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  Speaker 12: in touch with Ms Barnes.
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  Speaker 13: Wait till I tell me tell you your name is
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  Speaker 13: what Gordon? Gordon?
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  Speaker 12: Gordon not just joined the church man, so I might
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  Speaker 12: not have met you yet.
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  Speaker 6: James.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, Well, God bless you man, Thank you man.
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  Speaker 6: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 12: Is it anyway I could get your mom's home number
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  Speaker 12: from you?
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  Speaker 13: I mean, you just joined the church. I mean I
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  Speaker 13: don't see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it.
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  Speaker 13: I mean, is there anything Is there a message I
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  Speaker 13: could pass on to it?
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  Speaker 6: Though? Well?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if this all
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  Speaker 12: right for uh, for me to take her out. I've
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  Speaker 12: been seeing her for the last hold up, hold up,
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  Speaker 12: hold up, hold up, holdo tell about that. You You
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  Speaker 12: were just sending you a new member to the church,
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  Speaker 12: and somebody gave you or they were attempting to give
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  Speaker 12: you my mother's number.
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  Speaker 13: And you're asking me if you could take an out.
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  Speaker 12: Man. Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had
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  Speaker 12: her phone number. I guess they give me your number
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  Speaker 12: by mistake. You know that's my reason for Carl. I
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  Speaker 12: thought I was gonna get her. I want to take
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  Speaker 12: her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something.
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  Speaker 13: Well, I've been quite honest, man, I just came back
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  Speaker 13: on from overseas, from fighting and everything.
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  Speaker 12: Man.
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  Speaker 13: And uh, I mean, you know, my pops just passed
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  Speaker 13: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
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  Speaker 13: I ain't too keen on my mama going out with somebody,
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  Speaker 13: and besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she
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  Speaker 13: in the sixties.
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  Speaker 6: Man, How old are you? Man?
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  Speaker 12: I'm thirty six.
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  Speaker 13: The hell out of here.
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  Speaker 12: You How old man, I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four.
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  Speaker 13: What is you doing? You do realize my mom is
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  Speaker 13: pushing sixty?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 12: But you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
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  Speaker 12: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't
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  Speaker 12: nothing but the number. Man, This wasn't in your heart man,
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  Speaker 12: And how you carry yourself?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah? But my mom Hey, hey, but my mom ain't
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  Speaker 13: no cougar like that. And I know she ain't coming
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  Speaker 13: after you right now. I remember telling me that she
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  Speaker 13: tried some new things at this church. But going out
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  Speaker 13: with some thirty thirty?
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  Speaker 12: How are you you do a baby man like I'm thirty.
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  Speaker 12: I'm thirty six.
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  Speaker 13: Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't
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  Speaker 13: nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be danged to say. Okay, okay, James,
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  Speaker 13: let me tell this man, friend, I ain't even know
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  Speaker 13: if calling you. Second of all, I'm calling to speak
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  Speaker 13: with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission from you.
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  Speaker 13: MS Burns is a grown woman would decide whoa whoa
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  Speaker 13: whoa talking about that? I don't think you here of me, man,
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  Speaker 13: I just came back from fighting over see. My pops
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  Speaker 13: passed away not too long ago. I am the man
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  Speaker 13: at the house. Let's get that straight right now, all right,
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  Speaker 13: I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.
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  Speaker 13: I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling
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  Speaker 13: to ask my mama on a date? Yeah, you might
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  Speaker 13: as well just stick the church dog, because you know,
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  Speaker 13: as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be
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  Speaker 13: no blessing from me to you.
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  Speaker 6: I tell you that right now.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all.
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  Speaker 6: Bro. You might no, No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 12: But I respect the fact that you've been overseas and
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  Speaker 12: you've been fighting for this country.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 12: But if I decide I want to speak to miss
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  Speaker 12: Birds about going out, I say, Miss Birds has every
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  Speaker 12: right to decide if she would like to go out
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  Speaker 12: with Gordon or not, and Gordon wants to take her out,
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  Speaker 12: I took her up. Hold it up, Look, bro, I
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  Speaker 12: don't care how old you say you are, all right,
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  Speaker 12: Number one, you're too young.
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  Speaker 13: As I already mentioned, al right, this ain't going down with.
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  Speaker 3: You and my mom.
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  Speaker 12: I'm straight up, hey, man, that's for your mama to decide. No, no, no,
• 17:48
  Speaker 12: you bring up my mama.
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  Speaker 13: You letting the word your mama come out your mouth again,
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  Speaker 13: that's gonna get you up.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 12: I don't know where you're from. I don't get how
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  Speaker 12: old you are. I'm pretty sick man.
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  Speaker 13: I know what you're My mama go to and and
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  Speaker 13: it ain't gonna be her and you. You ain't gonna
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  Speaker 13: be asking her.
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  Speaker 6: Out, all right.
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  Speaker 13: I don't give what it take. I will show up
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  Speaker 13: on Sunday, catch up in the pul pit or wherever
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  Speaker 13: you're gonna be sitting in the back in the choir.
• 18:14
  Speaker 13: It don't matter. Something is going down. You wire not
• 18:16
  Speaker 13: gonna get with my mama like that. You got that.
• 18:19
  Speaker 12: That's up for your mama to decide. If your mama
• 18:21
  Speaker 12: want to go out with me to have dinner. I
• 18:22
  Speaker 12: ain't nothing wrong with this man happening. I'm from deciding
• 18:25
  Speaker 12: it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you before,
• 18:29
  Speaker 12: be blessed or get your whoop. You got two choices,
• 18:32
  Speaker 12: all right. I didn't fight let's see three years to
• 18:36
  Speaker 12: come back and also deal with my daddy died and
• 18:39
  Speaker 12: then come back. Man, I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I
• 18:42
  Speaker 12: don't know what I'm gonna do unless.
• 18:44
  Speaker 13: You want to get it like that, suffer from once
• 18:46
  Speaker 13: a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release
• 18:51
  Speaker 13: all that on you got that. I don't play it.
• 18:54
  Speaker 12: Hey, man, listen, I don't want no Trump.
• 18:56
  Speaker 13: It don't matter to me. You can qulch you.
• 18:59
  Speaker 12: Okay, Look, man, listen, I ain't trying to have no
• 19:01
  Speaker 12: trouble out you.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 19:02
  Speaker 12: All I'm finna say is this right here? I'm I
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: talk to you mama on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna
• 19:07
  Speaker 12: talk to them?
• 19:08
  Speaker 15: Are you not hear me?
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 19:10
  Speaker 12: Okay, I'm crazy right now?
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 19:12
  Speaker 12: Can I say this? Can I say one more thing
• 19:14
  Speaker 12: to you?
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: Man? Oh?
• 19:15
  Speaker 12: You explode?
• 19:15
  Speaker 13: You ain't got nothing else to say.
• 19:17
  Speaker 12: I got one more thing before you explode?
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 19:19
  Speaker 13: Is you listening?
• 19:20
  Speaker 12: Yeah? Man?
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: James?
• 19:22
  Speaker 12: What hey?
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 19:23
  Speaker 12: I want to tell you this.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 19:24
  Speaker 12: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 19:28
  Speaker 12: Your mama, I got me the brank bone. Call you
• 19:33
  Speaker 12: ghet them out of here. This is who hey, man,
• 19:36
  Speaker 12: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 19:40
  Speaker 12: Your mama told me, she said, my son been overseas,
• 19:42
  Speaker 12: he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home. She said,
• 19:45
  Speaker 12: we got to get that back in the spirit of laughing. Man,
• 19:49
  Speaker 12: my mama, are.
• 19:51
  Speaker 13: You are you kidding me?
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: Man? We got you good.
• 19:53
  Speaker 13: We listened to this show overseas. Man.
• 19:57
  Speaker 12: First of all, I got to say thank you for
• 19:59
  Speaker 12: fighting for this car. I want to ask you one
• 20:01
  Speaker 12: more thing.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: What is the baddest and.
• 20:03
  Speaker 12: I mean the baddest radio show in the lane?
• 20:06
  Speaker 13: Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey more than show. Get
• 20:09
  Speaker 13: it over season in the States. Thanks man.
• 20:14
  Speaker 11: That is stupid?
• 20:16
  Speaker 8: Is I mean?
• 20:16
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry what.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: You said?
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: It right there?
• 20:21
  Speaker 11: Say what you said.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Stupid? No yourself, baby, no, ye, don't let up. All right, nephew,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next, it is asked the CLO
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: our Chief Love Officers, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: it's time now for as the c l O Chief
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. When it's cute,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: sell look at him. This one, Steve c l O
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: is from Santana in Detroit. Hewn Rights. I've been dating
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: a woman that's separated from her husband. She recently moved
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: in my apartment complex, and we both have six year
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: old sons, so that's how we met. Her son told
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: his dad that mommy had a boyfriend, and all hell
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: broke loose. He came to my apartment one day and
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: threatened me, saying he is getting his family back and
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I'm in the way. I told him i'd respect his
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: wishes because I don't need the drama. My girlfriend says
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: it's a lie and he's crazy, and she still wants
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: to be with me. What do I do?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Save your life? Dog, Save your life. You just said
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: it ain't worth the drama. You're gonna respect his wishes,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: So now let it play out. Let some time go
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: between it. If she want to be with you, let's
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: just see how they workout. But this food right here,
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: you got to be careful. He that already came to
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: your apartment, I ain't like he don't know where you live.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: And that little damn boy, he gonna tell it again,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Boy for her back. As soon as she says it,
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Boy for your back. Guess who's coming back?
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Daddy?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not just they're just separated. So yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: all right, moving on. Uh huh keiitsa and Houston says,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: my fifty one year old stepfather and I don't get along,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: and uh, it's putting a strain on my relationship with
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: my mother. I hang out in a popular downtown area
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: and so does he. He seems to like girls around
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: my age, and it's disgusting. He flirts and sends drinks
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: to ladies, and one of my former classmates says he
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: even DMed her on Instagram. My mother knows I don't
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: like him, but she doesn't know why. She keeps lecturing
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: me about being rude and said, I need to work
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: on my attitude. Should I tell her why I'm rude?
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Hmmm.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: That's a tough one because it's your mother, so she.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Can see in law damn stepdad, Yeah, I mean stepdhead Damn.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know, you know, but I would just say, Mom,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: i've seen him out before where I go, do you
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: know he goes out?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: No, I see it's hard, you know, I mean, but
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: this is her mother, got a strain on relationship. Here's
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: what I know you're not fit to play my mama.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm not fiting.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Now, you know, some.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Boyfriend girls and one of my dudes or something. I
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: might stay out of it. But once I see you
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: playing my mama, you're not playing my mama. Dog, that's
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: not gonna happen, not me, not as a man. You
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: can't do nothing to my mama. So I'm assuming a
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: lot of women feel that way about their mama. What
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: so the playing my mama thing, I don't. That's off limits.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: My mother in any disrespect towards her is off limits.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: So so what is she do though? So does she tell?
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Well, if she was me, I whoop his ass. But
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: that ain't what's going to happen. But she ain't me,
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: So I think I think she may have to pull
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: her mother's coat and just say, mom, do you know
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: that dad goes out to the same place as I
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: go to And that's the.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Problem I have.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: And I've seen him out there doing the last.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: And I think he is doing the most. And that's
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: why I don't care from him, because I don't want
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: you to get hurt. Yeah, and then maybe maybe she
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: needs to know that cause because you're not fin to
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: clown my mama.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: No, not in front of me.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Oh you sure do that? Partner?
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, that's good.
• 24:39
  Speaker 11: That's good.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that it is.
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Develle in North Carolina says, I'm forty year old, single
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: woman with three children from a previous relationship, and I
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: recently met a man that was about to go to
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: prison and he will be out in sixteen months. We're
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: getting to know each other while he's inside. He was charged,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: he was charged with being an accessory to a crime.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: And he's never been in legal trouble before. He's forty
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: four and will have to start all over again when
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: he gets out. So that's my only concern. There aren't
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: many good men left, so I'm trying to do something different.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Am I foolish to fall for a man in jail?
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Well, you say you want to do something different, this
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: is really different. So now you have hooked up with
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: a man that did she say? He was on his
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: way to prison.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: So now he got to go for sixteen months and
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: you all are spending this time to get to know
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: each other.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: How what what does you how is you getting to
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: know him?
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: What?
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: No, I'm listening now, lady.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: I think you need a hold type before you put
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: a lot of stock in this because you I'm not
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: gonna really know this guy until you spend time with him.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: You have to spend time with him. He can't be
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: doing time.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: You have to spend time different We're talking about time,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: but it's two different ways. You need to spend time
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: with him. But he got to do sometime first. And
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: until you spend time with him, you're not gonna know.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: You're not getting to know nobody that's locked up. What
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: he rights is, what he wants, what you want to hear? Yeah,
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: you know he's enjoying this. And then now you know,
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying you are just you know.
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: What?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: What am I looking for the word?
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying you just own a guy or disassociate
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: yourself with I'm not saying that because some good brothers
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: is locked away. But you need to wait. You need
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: to wait until you find out who he is because
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: you don't know nothing about this man. That's true and
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: accessory to what crime?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: What about this? A woman has kids, right, Steve? And
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: when how soon should she introduce her kids to a
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: man that she is dating and has been dating for
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: a while.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: If you've been dating for a while.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: That must mean there's some serious interest in So as
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: soon as you think a guy is a serious contender,
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: I think that's when.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: You have to introduce the kids. But I think you
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: have to do it at a public place. I think.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I don't think you bring them to the home.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: I think you meet up park or McDonald's with a
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: little play area in it so the kid can go
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: off and play and just see how he reacts to
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: the child and how the child reacts to him.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: But don't do it in your home that way. If
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: you don't get the reaction you need, or you won't, then.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: It won't know where my dad at, you know, just
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: some dude at the park you talk to. You know,
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: kids equate things in their house as belonging to them.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know you're listening morning show, right, So, Steve,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the other day you told us that Marjorie does not
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: like for you to eat in bed. As a matter
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: of fact, she doesn't allow it. So we have a
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: question for you this morning, and for everyone all the
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: guys in the show. Does your significant other have a
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: house rule or rules that are very serious and if
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: you break them, he or she will kill you, not literally,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: of course, but let's start.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: With you, Steve, let's with him.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's start and finish with you.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know for sure I can't lead
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: that damn toughness.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: See that's yeah, that's death on the spot.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: That's not even nothing new. Matter of fact, I didn't
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: even feel comfortable saying that a lot of me. That's
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: that's that's very common. That's a house.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: But have you heard Steve guys say, well, uh, you
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: should put it down, you know before you well, that's crazy.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I said that the last time we was in Africa.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: You said, what if you said?
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: What?
• 29:03
  Speaker 11: He said?
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: What she said?
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we was arguing about the toilet seat under the
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: mosquito net, and I thought I was so sick of
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: her talking.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I said, well, I'll tell you what, next time you
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: go in there, you let it back up?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Have you lost your entire mind? And how did that? God?
• 29:21
  Speaker 11: That evening go.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I'm telling fellas right now, don't say that. Don't say it.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: The warning listen, I'm just don't say that.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Why can't we win that artist?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: That's not a movie. It's no argument to win, Tony,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: because I gave up.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: It's made to go down anyway. It's not made to
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: be up, But why does it go up?
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Hello? Hello, I.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Don't why put it up.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: To use it?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I don't even get that part.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: What you want us to pee on the top? Okay,
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: you don't think you don't know why we got to
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: let the lead let it up.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: It's not that much when it's down, it's not that
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: much real extra room though.
• 30:06
  Speaker 16: You don't understand this aiming to in the morning.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: It's aiming at aiming in the morning.
• 30:13
  Speaker 11: That ain't good.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: You don't know.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: You don't know if you're gonna get some unexpected spray.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: You don't know.
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: You ain't never had all You ain't never had a
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: split decision.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hello, Yeah, I know. It's a mystery that you
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: go to the bathroom in the dark and we start peeing.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: It don't hear water?
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: Am I?
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: And I know I'm peeing and I don't hear nothing.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: This road.
• 30:52
  Speaker 11: Hey, you can't find a light switch, turn the light on? Oh,
• 30:59
  Speaker 11: no water.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: I've been standing there.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I've been standing there, pitt and didn't hear no water
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: and leaned over the cut the light switch on. Heat
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: all over the glade, air fresh, y'all on the soap.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: I was there for minutes washing down, but left, but
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: left the peat on the soap.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I just didn't. I didn't see it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 11: It's so real.
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: You take all that and you you can wake up
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: the next morning look at the bathroom, be like God.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: But see Shirley and Colin. See y'all don't have little boys.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: No, y'all didn't have little boys, and you would quit
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: asking why this is the toilet seat?
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: And either or if you had a little boy.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, God, right now I had a girl.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he ain't even I don't even think we try.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like straight in the water. It doesn't
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: sound like well, that's true.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: We have waited till the last minute anyway. Yeah, and
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: why why is that we pulling it out? Is already peel?
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah, none of these are lie.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I'm here.
• 32:29
  Speaker 11: In the way.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: You in truble.
• 32:33
  Speaker 11: In a way I don't know, but that wrap the
• 32:36
  Speaker 11: way I'm going. You're in trouble.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't know it was all of this, did you?
• 32:44
  Speaker 16: Y'all had no boy?
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: No?
• 32:47
  Speaker 11: But women, women can hold it better than men.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: And when we're even, Yeah, we can cut it off
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: the whole church service.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: No, prop I can't cut.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: It, Okay, well, we can cut it off. But I
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: tell you what, you blow You're kidding out your back
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: clamping shut if you want hope up, it's gonna blow
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: your kidding out your back.
• 33:10
  Speaker 11: Good morning.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: You ain't gonna believe you don't have to go to
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: the hospital. Part.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: What's wrong with Steve's shut? Try to shut it off. Now,
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: when you're a little boy, you can clamp and shut.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: But if you're grown man and you clamp and shut,
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: they're gonna.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Go to the hospital.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: You're gonna do my little boy cold he got he
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: got hold hold god, ass is fit to get admitted. Man,
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: checking at you guys, he said, you're gonna have a risch.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: You're gonna have a wrist bracelet on this season.
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: You got just so you know, just so you know,
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: we don't have We don't have to cut off the
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: little boy's got. And we ain't got the speed they got.
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: We ain't got none of that. We might stand there
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: by seven minutes.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Who that.
• 34:03
  Speaker 9: They got nice streams pressure push out everything good.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: We don't have it. It ain't the same force.
• 34:12
  Speaker 12: It ain't.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, I guess when I was a little boy, I
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: could push your coke can up the street.
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I can write my name in.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: The day, I go to the bathroom. Now, sound like
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: ice cubes going into water ices.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Morning show?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it's time for a rounded. Would you rather?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have morning sex, midday sex, or late
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: night sex?
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, morning, mid day and or late night.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: You don't care.
• 34:55
  Speaker 14: That's not a wood you wrap. That's who that's that's
• 34:58
  Speaker 14: that's that's just we would that's all that.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: In the morning, damn.
• 35:05
  Speaker 11: I mean if I'm coming out of surgery, I don't care.
• 35:10
  Speaker 17: We can have.
• 35:12
  Speaker 11: All of the above.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can hold it in surgery.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Under in the season.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, with the Dindal office, why they giving me gas? Yes?
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Either or not?
• 35:30
  Speaker 16: I focus in a crisis, I will.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Try go ahead, all right? Would you rather own five
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: mansions or own one airplane, one helicopter, and one basic yacht?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Five mansions or one plane, helicopter or yacht basic?
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, say it again, Shrey.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Would you rather own five mansions or would you rather
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: own one plane, one helicopter or one basic yacht? Which one?
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take the five mansions?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: You have no idea. I can't. I'll bring money that
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: other stuff you.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Got a lot of money.
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: His answers, you're getting it from somebody that know the
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: math on it. We can't run none of that, can
• 36:20
  Speaker 8: We don't know how to turn.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Nothing on.
• 36:23
  Speaker 12: None of that.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: We can't start the plane. We don't know none of that.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: The cost of that, man, take them five mansions and
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: sell them and go make your life right, that's what
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: you do.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: All that other stuff is crazy. It's crazy, all right,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: timing and toe up the damn yacht. I don't know.
• 36:48
  Speaker 11: Would you rather?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have a mate that lives constantly or
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: a mate that is brutally honest at all times?
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I'd rather have a make just brutally honest.
• 37:02
  Speaker 12: What you what?
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I'd rather have a mate that's due to ly honest,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: not me. I'm lying, I'm lying in I get.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Come on, what's your head?
• 37:18
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm dumb it up, man, I'm saying really honest.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: I'm already.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: So you want to tell the truth, but you don't
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: want I mean you want someone to tell you the truth,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: but you don't want to tell the truth.
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: Okay, no lie to me, Okay, don't just hurt my
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: feelings every damning lie.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go that's today's round of would
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: you rather you're listening.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Morning show?
• 37:44
  Speaker 18: This is how you know your neighborhood. It is about
• 37:48
  Speaker 18: to change. Like if you hit a song right here
• 38:01
  Speaker 18: they come, they come in, white coming, they moving in.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I got wrong for you. You got one.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: It ain't just that neighborhood, no, No, white neighborhood has
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: changed too.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Now if you're in the white neighborhood, it
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: ain't bad. No, they in the white neighborhood. And you
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: hear this, it's changing.
• 38:20
  Speaker 18: Get out the way, Get out the way, get out, get.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Out the way.
• 38:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, yeah, I better get the package.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: That was all the way.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: That was us moving to them as a matter of fact,
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: as a matter of fact, that year.
• 38:49
  Speaker 10: All right, you got another one. Here's another one. It's
• 38:51
  Speaker 10: a mixed neighborhood. But it's just black and white. It's
• 38:54
  Speaker 10: just black and white. Comfortable, back cool, you've learned to
• 38:58
  Speaker 10: live with. What's there? Black live the white, white lad
• 39:01
  Speaker 10: the black. All of a sudden, you hear this.
• 39:05
  Speaker 19: Slave mint best, salmon ghetto savios best Sandomeo Traves, sloven
• 39:13
  Speaker 19: min Bes Salmon gehettos best Sandomo Travis.
• 39:34
  Speaker 10: Come somebody.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: You are here, okay, all right, I got warm. Watch
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: how I do this? Watch how watch how stay out
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: of trouble?
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: And watch this right here, This song right here is
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: if you're in your neighborhood. This is a good way
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: to tell that you got to be open minded now,
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: because a closed mind is an ignorant mind.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: True, true, It's true. A closed mind is an ignorant mind.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I have become a type of person where I'm open
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: to all my brothers and sisters.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:20
  Speaker 18: But let's say church service is over right, right, everybody comfortable?
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Now you have to have the quiet and let out.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Everybody's out. They're out. The choir director is out, is
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: out of church. He in his own element.
• 40:36
  Speaker 12: And you hear this.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Churches all way?
• 41:21
  Speaker 16: Okay, drum so.
• 41:25
  Speaker 15: Ytligion out in the world, said.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: The choir.
• 41:47
  Speaker 11: Let out.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: The choir directors have come on sis wrong.
• 42:27
  Speaker 10: What's about to happen to your neighborhood?
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: We'll be.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show coming up at the top of
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after today's Strawberry letter.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: But up next, nephew Tommy right here with today's frank
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: phone call. What you got, nef, what's well?
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: I think I've found out a way to help a
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: lot of different relationships out there. Oh no, you know
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: I am. I am ready to love guy, you know
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: what I mean. I'm I'm I'm a throw a little
• 43:00
  Speaker 8: something at you. I think, you know, if we do
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: something called a four to three relationship, four three relationship,
• 43:07
  Speaker 8: I think this really has the ability to take off
• 43:11
  Speaker 8: and do some goodness in relationships. So four to three, Yeah,
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: four to three is where you're with your husband for
• 43:20
  Speaker 8: four days and another man for three days, and we
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: balance that thing. You see what I'm saying, and everybody
• 43:28
  Speaker 8: gets some time to themselves.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: And that's what you mean.
• 43:34
  Speaker 11: This is against my this is right here.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: On the show.
• 43:38
  Speaker 11: Why no, I don't know.
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: I don't and I can't do that. I can't do it.
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: I'm not going to mess up my money. But but
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: but I'm here on the radio. I'll tell you how
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: I'm feeling this morning. Okay, A four to three relationship
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: four days over there, three days over there, everybody reunite
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: at the end of the week. Everybody happened. Let's just see,
• 43:57
  Speaker 8: let's just both three relates the name of the show.
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: From now, I'm gonna be ready to love.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: No cat dog.
• 44:12
  Speaker 13: Hello.
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach Maurice.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is him.
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: Hey Maurice, my name, My name is Devin Man. How
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: you doing this evening? Brother? Man?
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: I'm kind of sleeping, man, I'm working. Nice bro, what's
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: going on?
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: Who is this? Is Devin Man. I talked to your
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: wife Keisha the other day. That's that's your wife, right, Yeah,
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: that's my wife. Yeah. I talked to you while she
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: in right now.
• 44:32
  Speaker 9: No, she's not in.
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: She at work. Bro. Okay, okay, I'll finally don't no,
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: I mean to wake you up. You work at night
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: or something.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a craning operator at night.
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: No a people don't call me. That's three o'clock either.
• 44:41
  Speaker 14: What's this?
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: What is a bill collect or something?
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: No? No, no, no, no, no, no no no. I
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: talked to you wife. Man. She's interested in this thing
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: we got man called a four to three relationship.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: She told me she want me to call back and
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: talk to her husband about it, and she gave me
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: the number to hit you up at the house, man
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: and let you know all about the four to.
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: Three relationship because she's really interested in it.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: A four to three relationship. And you say you talk
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: to my wife about it.
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I talked to Keisha a couple of days ago.
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: She gave me the number. She said, call him back.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: He'll be at home at this time. You can hit
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: him up and see if he likes she said. But
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: she definitely likes it, man, And she wanted to see
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: if you would be interested in the four to three
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: relationship too. You know, I want to get your approval
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: on it before we went in it further. But your
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: wife was very excited about it, man. She was wanting
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: to get started as soon as possible. And I wanted
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: to see about contacting you and making sure that you
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: agreed and approved on everything. But she definitely wanted to
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: get your blessing, gets your approval on it.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I'll try to do anything to make her happy, though,
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: but I got to get some more some information about this.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: What is that again?
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: For three three? No? No, it's a four to three,
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: a ford to three relationship is what it is.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, if it make her happy, you know, I'm
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: willing to listen.
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: Okay, Well, listen, man, we were probably gonna get started
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: right away, probably Monday. We'll get started on Monday. You'll
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: go through Monday through Thursday. And then and then I'll
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: pick up you know, Friday through Sunday, man, and we'll
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: go ahead and get this thing start. I think after
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: a month you'll pretty much catch on everything.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: You know, there's something gonna ship to the house a
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: pick you say.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: Pick up? What you mean pick up?
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: She shouldn't mentioned any of this to you, no, man,
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: say it's nothing this to me?
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: Okay? All right? Well what this is, man? A four
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: to three relationship, Maurice?
• 46:20
  Speaker 12: Is this?
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: You know, you spend four days with Kesha and she
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: comes over to my place and she spend the other
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: three days with me. That's what a four to three relationship.
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: So see this kind of frees you up, man on
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: anything you might want to do on those other three days, man,
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: where she might be tying you down, you know, So
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: for them days you know you would hear. But the
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: other three days you kind of have some free time
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: to yourself, but should be over my place on the
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: other three days. That's what that's what basically a four
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: to three relationship is.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: Pardon me, say what now? I say, pardon me? You say,
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: she'll spend four days with me, three days with you.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: That's that's it, sir, that's the four to three relationship
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: right there, Maurice, you know you you really gonna like this?
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: Man? Like I say? She was excited about it?
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Oh are you serious?
• 47:04
  Speaker 13: Uh?
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm dead serious man, Like I said, Keisha was excited.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: I know wife ain't discuss you about basic ship s
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: finished four days with me?
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Three days with man?
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Don't you talking about my wife?
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: No? Yeah? I know you hold up? What thing again?
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: My name is Devin.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Devin say bro, I don't play things.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: I don't know how got my mama?
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: What's what I mean? My reason?
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: What's wrong?
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: I mean a lot of couples are doing.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: What's wrong? That's my wife wrong? What you think you're
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: talking to? You ain't talking to? No plot? What the
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: think you're talking to?
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: Okay, well listen, man, A lot of couples are doing
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: the four three.
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: Man, give what other couples is doing?
• 47:47
  Speaker 12: Harme?
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: But my wife and me ain't interested in no four
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: three relationship. I can't be I can't believe you want
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: my foot this man? Are you saying? Just calling me
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: talking about only three were shipp No? I don't you
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: I want your name? Why don't I didn't know you
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: worked that night?
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: Man? Like I said, see when I came over last week.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: Man, hold hold hold on, hold on. You came over
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: well last week. I know you ain't finished. Safe what
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: I thank you for the day. You better not said it.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: You bet not said it.
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, player, you
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: been talking.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: Don't stop not go ahead? My reson? Hold up, dum
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: this this gids hold up?
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: You know now I'm up player, I'm up like doing
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: I said, go ahead. I don't all I'm saying.
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: I came by there last week. Man came by. Well,
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: I came by your house.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: You come by my house?
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: Okay? Are you at eighteen? Poor thrill?
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: Get by being here for the last ten years? Oh
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: so get me about your health house.
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: Okay, no, because because okay said he I didn't call he.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: Should right, because this Burris man. First of all, you
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: don't work. He's gonna tell me you've been in my house. Okay, player, okay,
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: If y'all nothing interested in the four to three man,
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: then I won't I won't be wasting the money more.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: You don't waste time, you really are? You waste time
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: calling me with my little wife. Don't tell you about
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: she want to four three, and she never told me
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: nothing about pleass you got the wrong one homeball and
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: nothing wrong my relationship.
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, So why would she tell me she interested
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: in the fourth three?
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't give up what she told you. I know
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: I take care of my dad real my right O three.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: I wish she willie is three days. I wish she
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: would anyway. I know you how you know it? I
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: don't know you from manic ooh, I don't mind taking
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: off work tonight to sell you what's going on my
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: house with my clean at night, working off night. Now
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna ask you again, how do you know us?
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: Man? I know y'all through Tommy Man?
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Who is Tommy Tommy? Who's Tommy Man? Maurice's nephew Tommy.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: This is nephew Tommy Man from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: Dog your wife Keisha gotten me the breakfall call with you? Man?
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: You telling about to Steve Harty Show?
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: Man, next you talking the little ball head mister Steve Man.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: I know y'all ain't with me. I know y'all with
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: BTD man. If Steve said next to you, tell y'all
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: now why you watch Steve need to be over here.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: I just slept down. That's your ball head. But you
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: ain't got nothing.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: That supid, super Man.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: You know I got to go to Sport to the
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: C show. You shold me you got to go to
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: where you work at night.
• 50:36
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: All right, all right, I'm gonna let you go back
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: to sleep. Man, one more thing up. Tell me this man,
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: what is the what's the baddest that, I mean, the bad.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: This real cutter. You ain't got to I wish I
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: was there. I wish I would tell you you.
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: Hey, man, what's the baddest radio show in the land?
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Man, Steve Harvey Marty Show.
• 51:00
  Speaker 11: Now you have it full three relationship.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Think about it. Just think about it.
• 51:06
  Speaker 11: Think about it.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, talk now, just give it a shot.
• 51:11
  Speaker 8: All right, still right, My next stop, my next stop,
• 51:15
  Speaker 8: wrapping the microphone. July twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight.
• 51:18
  Speaker 8: I will already be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It's the Helium
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: Comedy Club. The Nephew is coming to town. Tickets are
• 51:23
  Speaker 8: on sale right now, right now, right now. What I
• 51:26
  Speaker 8: got landing the cook I got some stuff, man. Let
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: me see Buffalo, New York. Laying in the cut I
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: got some stuff laying in the cut. Okay, I don't
• 51:34
  Speaker 8: kill y'all, but if you're ready board and if you
• 51:36
  Speaker 8: come Tallahasset, Floyd, I believe that's laying in the cut.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: We'll talk about that later.
• 51:40
  Speaker 11: But all right, all right, nephew, thank you.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letter for today, and the subject
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: is I want to teach these twins a lesson. All right,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: we'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hardy
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Morning show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 51:58
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• 52:02
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• 52:12
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• 52:15
  Speaker 11: Okay, bugle up and hold on time.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: We got it for you here. It is a Strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Nephew's subject I want to teach these twins a lesson.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, you are not going to believe this.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: I am thirty years old, and my longtime friend has
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: and my longtime girlfriend has an identical twin sister. I
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: can barely tell them apart. Sometimes they both have short,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: curly froze. They both have dimples in both cheeks, and
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: their bodies are the same. My girlfriend and her twin
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: love to prank me and confuse me since they look
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: so much alike. Their little pranking went too far, and
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: now I want in on the fun. Two saturdays ago,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I had a cookout and my girlfriend and her twin
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: showed up wearing the same short set. I had been
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: drinking and cooking all day, so I was feeling good
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: and sitting in the backyard talking to my cousin. I
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: texted my girl to bring me another beer out to
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: the patio. She brought the beer and leaned over and
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: gave me a wet, nasty kiss when she handed it
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: to me. So I grabbed her by her butt and
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: pulled her onto my lap. My cousin said that was
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: his cue to leave. So my girlfriend and I were
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: about to go at it right as as it was
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: getting good, the twin walked out to watch us. I thought, okay,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: this is freaky, but we kept on grinding and kissing.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Then my girlfriend jumped up and the twins busted out laughing.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: That's when I realized it was not my girlfriend that
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I was about to have sex with. It was a
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: twin sister. They played another prank on me, but I
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: wasn't laughing because I was ready for some action. Since
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: then I came and stop thinking about the twin sister
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: and her juicy kisses and how good her body felt.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think she was just pranking me. I felt
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: like she wanted me for real. They started this, and
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I want to finish it. I'm thinking of asking my
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: girlfriend for a threesome with her sister. Would I be wrong?
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Please advise? You knew that was coming, right, You knew
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: she was over.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I didn't see that. I didn't.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: You didn't see it coming. This is good, all right?
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I'll put it like this. If I were you,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't necessarily suggest it. I think it's up to
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: them if they want to go there to suggest this.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: If this is something you really want, and it seems
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: like you do, because they are really messing with you.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's really beyond a prank. Now. It sounds
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: like they both want to get into some action. I
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: just don't think you should be acting thirsty anything like that.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Let them bring it up. I think they're almost there.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: You know it kind of almost they're almost there. It
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: sounds like they would be open to it. It really does.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: But I don't think you want your girl to feel
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: some kind of way. But it doesn't seem like she
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: would because she was right there watching you guys. So
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I think it's just a matter of time before the
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: three of you are in bed together. I really do,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: because you know that prank went a little too far.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: The sister was watching, she wasn't saying anything, and it's
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: not your fault. You really couldn't tell them apart. So
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: you know, what kind of game are they playing? I
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: think it's gonna happen. Just wait it out. I think
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: it will. Steve, That's all I got. That's all I
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: got for this letter.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, I just a mistake. I made. What I thought
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: a lady wrote this letter.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Oh oh you did.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: It was a guy that wrote that changes totally. Okay, Well,
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: let's see Steve Harvey.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: Before you answer this letter. I want you to think
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: about it them.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Something that you've been working your entire career to build
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: is called a brand and an empire. I want you
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: to carefully choose your words. So I think that I
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: should read this letter.
• 56:23
  Speaker 12: Uh, huh.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: As I'm having an out of body experience.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's always fun, Steve, Let's do it.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Stephen Shelley, you ain't gonna leave us in thirty
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: years old. My longtime girlfriend has an identical twin sister.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: How would you not like the identical twin sister?
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Seeing us? How they look just like? And he said,
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: I could barely tell him apart sometime. That's it.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: So if you're like one, why would you not like
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: the other one? They both got short carey from both
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: got dimmers in both cheeks. Bodies is saying. My girlfriend
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: and her twin loved to prank me and confuse me
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: since they look alike.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: This they this all, this is themn dog. You ain't wrong,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: You ain't wrong.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: They little pranking with too far and now I won't
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: end on the front. Two Saturdays, had a cook out.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: My girlfriend and her twins shoulder wing, same short set.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: I've been drinking and cooking all damn day. I'm toe up.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: I was feeling good sitting in the backyard talking to
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: my cousin.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: My dude.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: I text my girl, I told her bring another beer
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: out to the patio. She bought the beer, leaned over
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: and gave me a wet, nasty kiss. She handed it
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: to me, so I grabbed her by her but pulled
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: into my lap. My cousin said, this is my cute
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: to leave. This going a little bit too far, cub
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: good cousin, So my girlfriend we just going at it.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: Right as it was getting good, the other.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Twin walked down to watch.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking, all right, did freaky Oh, but I'm in
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: too deep right now, I'm all in. We kept grinding
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: and kissing. We grinding and kissing. Then your girlfriend jumped
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: up and the twins just busted out laughing.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Then you realize it wasn't your girlfriend that you was
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: about to have sex with.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Hang on, Steve, hang on, all right, why.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Right now it's gonna happen.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter subject
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: I want to teach these twins a lesson. We'll get
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: Morning show.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I want to teach these twins a lesson.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: It's really nothing to recap.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: It's just a simple thirty year old longtime girlfriend got
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: identical twins that came over to cookout one exact same thing,
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: same handstyle. Bo from got them, got the same body.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: He been drinking cooking Texas girlfriend. Longtime girlfriend now said bring.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Me a be out here.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: She bought to be out here before she gave her
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: a lean over. Gave him a big, wet, sloppy, nasty kiss.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: You know that nasty kiss. Tongue all all on your teeth.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: If you lick my teeth, it has to happen.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Teeth licking.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: He can't. So now she done came in the backyard
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: with the twin and did that. He tripping. They grinding, kissing,
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: the hard pulls her hand.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Cousin looking at him, going, got to get the hell
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: out of here, happy dog, I want that.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: And before I let you see what I want, I'm
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: gonna get on out of here. Oh they going in.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Then the other twin walked out and was just watching.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: You thought it was freaky, but to kept grinding and kissing.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: Then your girlfriend, you thought, jumped up and the twins
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: busted out laughing. That's when you realize it wasn't your girlfriend.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: You was about to have sex with it. Was her
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: twins sister. They had played the prank on me. Oh,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: but here the problem is he wasn't laughing because I
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: was fitting it. I was finn to tap your sister,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: and I was okay with it. Now this is funny
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: to you, but this sain't funny to me.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: So now ha ha he he hell, so now ha
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: ha he he hell.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: It's gotten serious now.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Ever since then, he can't stop thinking about the twin
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: sister and that juicy kissing, how good her body felt.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: And then dogs say, I don't think she was pranking me, Steve,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: see he talking to me. Now, surely this partly let
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: her ask you, he said, I can see him writing this.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: I don't think she was pranking me, though, Steve. I
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: felt like she wanted me for real. That grinding and
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: that hard kissing, Yes she did. They started this and
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I want to finish it.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Homie.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking about asking my girlfriend for a threesome with
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: her sister.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: Would I be wrong as hell? Yeah, I'm telling you
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be wrong as hell.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: I can't tell you the times I have been doing
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: something so wrong and felt so good about it. I
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: can't count the time when I.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Heard in my head, loving you is wrong. I don't
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: want to be right. I can't tell you, boy, I
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: know where you at. Would I be wrong for asking? Yes? Now,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: what's going to happen though, is it's going to be
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: offered to you?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Because that was put out as a tease to see
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: how you would respond.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: It's a great brank, though. Let me just.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I say, here's the best way you could
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: do it, bro prank back. One good prank deserves another.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay, No matter how hard she arguing
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: with you, act like, oh I know this.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: You, I know that your sister. You ain't fooling me. Yes,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: but the girl or just say I know what. You
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: stopped acting like your sister. Girl, Come on here.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: But I think what's gonna happen though, is I think
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: that was a test, Yeah, to see how you felt
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Girlfriend's with it. She didn't say anything.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: I have a girlfriend with it, and the sister was
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: with it. Girl, I ain't doing that to your boyfriend. Girls,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: suppose you know that's gonna get up in his head.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: That's what they wanted. They want that.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I have a Steve, I have a question.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Oh Dave, it's been every twin has been offered that h.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: J.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 10: I mean tell me, if it comes his way, should
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 10: he act like he's enjoying it or should he still
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 10: be mad?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Fight it? Well, it ain't. It ain't no way to
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: act man. You just ain't no way. There's no way
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: to act man.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: You're identical twins.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Well, just come on.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: The should be spanking all on both of y'all and
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: all this here tired. You shouldn't have been thinking about
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: this all these years and gonna bring it to me.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Gona hand to me, set all my left because oh,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: y'all stop kissing at the.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: Same time, so ignorant. I don't hold right here. Well
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: you hold it, you you hold me, You hold her?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 11: You stop, you stop?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, thank you. I think we got to
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: see I like her more.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: I like her to sing.
• 1:05:01
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• 1:05:04
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• 1:05:05
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• 1:05:08
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• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: You're listening hard Morning Show.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, there's a new study out and researchers
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: have identified a strong sign of lying is mimicking the
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: body language of the person they're lying too, A liar
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: and a copycat. The title of a new study now
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: published in the Royal Society's Open Science Journal, could later
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: lead to application applications of the theory and criminal justice. Wow,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: So Steve, Tommy and Jr. What's your physical tell when
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: you're lying? I can you? Can you not look at
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Why will we sit here?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Tel that right there? Why would we do that? We
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: know im I ain't got no tail. I lie to
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: you dead in your faces. I ain't no tail. My lines.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: You can't ever bust me on the original line. You
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: you can go days and do some fact checking and
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: come up with the truth. But the moment, I'm telling
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: the lie, very very.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 8: Girl?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: What what tail?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: Right now?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Color is your shirt?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 6: It is?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: It's it's leopard? See excuse me?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 16: Have you ever seen when?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen a black leopard?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: That's the jaguar?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Yar? Wipe your camera off.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: You're just gonna go with the lie right now.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 16: I got to keep it going.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been something?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 14: Have you?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Immediately let me ask y'all something. Y'all probably y'all ain't
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: never took a polygraph before?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: I never you took a polygraph before? Hell, yeah, but
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: comed take the tall you take.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: I didn't become a comedian until I was twenty seven.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't get famous at this till I was thirty eight.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Poly have I ever took a protagon federal charges?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: You please? You haven't all them gone?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: I've been cleared. I'm fine. It's been way more seven years.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: I can't get on none of this here.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I took.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Here, your past everywhere was line my ass.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: Off the time line right to his aid, you need
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: to go on first forty eight or something.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: The only thing that got me was that video surveillance.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: I was standing there right there with the dude. Yeah,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: when the truth, that's how you do do it. At it,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Shirley and Carla, what you have to lie when you
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: don't have to lie? That gives you the expertise at it.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: It's pretty y'all, wait till it's time to lie.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: That got a horrible liar. I'm a horrible life. I
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: really am, I really am. I'm the worst.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: You're listening morning show?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here's a question for you. Is it
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: possible to be too tired to go to sleep? Uh,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: It's perfectly possible to feel tired and at the same time,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: have trouble dozing off. Certain life stresses and health problems
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: can leave us feeling exhausted, but at the same time
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: make it difficult to relax and go to sleep. Also,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: missing out on sleep can disrupt our natural rhythms, which
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: can make us feel wide awake when we usually be sleeping.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: So here's the question. Have you ever been too tired
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: to sleep? I've heard people say that before I was
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: so tired I couldn't even sleep. What do you think
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: caused that?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I know for a fact you can be tired
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: and not be sleepy, and then sometimes, man, you can.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: You I've done myself like that many times. I just
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: pushed myself to the edge and then it's so much
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: adrenaline that it takes a while for the adrenaline to
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: go because you've just been exerting yourself.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: And then that adrenaline is flowing and you're up in
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: your hype because man, it's sometimes, like Tommy Junior tell you,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: after the show is kind of hard.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 16: It's kind of hard to go to seek still excited.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah you're tired, Yeah, just yeah, done a show, But
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: you just be sitting here at two thirty three o'clock
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: in the morning. Yeah, just a little around. So what
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: do you do in that case when you know you
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: have to get some rest?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: I passed the bag, So I'm just this slightly what
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: And you sleep on the plane, Yeah, I try to
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: get sleep on the plane. I love sleeping on the plane.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 7: But about Steve, when you're not too tired and you're
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 7: getting and you look forward to that sleep, and how
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 7: do you good sleep you know you're about.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: To get I'm talking about when I know I'm sleeping U.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: You know, like I'll be talking to somebody and be
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: looking dead at their ass, but don't but don't be listening,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: but be rocking back and forth just a little bit,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: you know, but not side to side, back and forth
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: like closer to him, fall away, close to him, fall away,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: and just be rocking like that, so it don't look
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: because you don't want to rock side to side because
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: that throw people off. But when you rock towards them,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: that just lures their me in. And then be just
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: talking and I don't be hearing nothing. They say, I've
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: shut my eyes completely. While somebody was talking at Lady
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: one time at this meeting, she was talking and I
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: was just looking at her rocking.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: I fell asleep. She said, are you okay? You're right?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with you?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 14: See?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: I really think you hold the record of getting on
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: the plane and falling asleep the fastest.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: Give it that not put that belt on. Yeah, but
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: I go to sleep on the plane and the heartbeat
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 11: Yes, you will have on the plane.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 16: Oh no, no, no, no no no.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: Sandy Entertainers Boy KB KP hey b KB snows were
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: on the plane one time King.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Tour KB was snoring so loud. The white dude next
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: to him said, hey, are you serious? Are you really serious?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: So k KB saying, hey, man, my bad, but I
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: do snore. So KB went back in again. Now we
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: crossed the aisle, k BE snoring so loud. We on
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: the other side of our men said just holly.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 17: The white dude said, oh my god, from crying out loud, mister,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 17: can you please sit up?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: kV told you you. K BE said, hey man, I
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: just told you I snore. So listen to this right here.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: If you wake me up one moment, you ain't gonna
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: believe what else I do about to because my ass
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: whooping skills is just as loud as much soul snowy
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: wh kn't be working back over there, And ten minutes later,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Be with ripping went in again.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: That dude got up out of first class and went
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: back in. Coach him sat out.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Right, coming up more of today's trending stories on
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  Speaker 4: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the Summer Olympics are in Paris, and they're making
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  Speaker 1: sure that none of the athletes have sex while they're
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  Speaker 1: in Paris. They have purchased tiny cardboard quote anti sex
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  Speaker 1: beds that were specifically designed to collapse if two athletes
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  Speaker 1: attempt to climb a climb on them to have sex. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the card board frame will just collapse if two people
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  Speaker 1: are on there.
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  Speaker 2: To stop them.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why that's my question. Do you think these
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  Speaker 1: beds are comfortable and are they going to work? Will
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  Speaker 1: they stop?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What the hell we need to be for? All Right?
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  Speaker 16: First of all, if I'm coming in tenth place, I'm
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  Speaker 16: having sex.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's way after the bronze metal.
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  Speaker 3: Je climb your athletic ass up on this seat and
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  Speaker 3: let's get start.
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  Speaker 2: They got a whole toilet in that.
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  Speaker 3: We got plenty of all these athletes in here at
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  Speaker 3: meaty girl was hanging on the shop strong.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah that was said.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, In fact, I'm gonna start asking about your sport.
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  Speaker 1: So you shot put, you're strong and the holls. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's not stopping anything.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to down on this floor.
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  Speaker 3: It ain't got to collapse, right, but there on me
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  Speaker 3: and the synchronize swim.
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  Speaker 6: What what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not kidding? All right, we'll have more of the
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  Speaker 1: We'll play around it. Would you rather right after this?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show? All right, guys, it's
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  Speaker 1: time for a rounded.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather have morning sex, midday sex, or late
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  Speaker 1: night sex?
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  Speaker 12: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, morning, mid day or late night?
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  Speaker 3: Don't care.
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  Speaker 14: That's not a would you wrap that? That's that's that's
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  Speaker 14: that's just we would that's all that.
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  Speaker 1: You in the morning, don't damn.
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  Speaker 11: I mean if I'm coming out of surgery, I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: We can have.
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  Speaker 11: All of the above.
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  Speaker 2: I can hold it in surgery.
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  Speaker 1: Under in the season.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, with the dinner office. Why they're giving me gas?
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  Speaker 16: Yes, believe it or not, I'll focus in a crisis,
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  Speaker 16: I will.
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  Speaker 11: I try.
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather own five mansions or own one airplane,
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  Speaker 1: one helicopter, and one basic yacht? Five mansions or one plane,
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  Speaker 1: helicopter or yacht s basic?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, say it again, Shelly.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather own five mansions? Or would you rather
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  Speaker 1: own one plane, one helicopter, or one basic yacht? Which one?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take the five mansions? Yeah, you have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: I can't operate money that other stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You got a lot of money.
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  Speaker 2: His answers, You're getting it from somebody that know the
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  Speaker 2: math on it.
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  Speaker 11: We can't run none of that. We don't know how
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  Speaker 11: to turn.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing on none of that. We can't start the plane.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know none of that. Cost of that.
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  Speaker 3: Man, take them five mansions and celebrate and go make
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  Speaker 3: your life right.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's what you do.
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  Speaker 2: All that other stuff is crazy. It's crazy, all right.
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  Speaker 2: IM tomming and toe up the damn yat. No, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather have a mate that lies constantly or
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  Speaker 1: a mate that's brutally honest at all times.
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  Speaker 2: Yay. I'd rather have a mate that's brutally honest. What
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  Speaker 2: you what, I'd rather have a mate that's du to honest,
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  Speaker 2: not me. I'm lying. I'm lying in I get.
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  Speaker 8: For sure.
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  Speaker 11: End Yeah, I'm up, man, I said, really honest, I'm already.
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  Speaker 1: So you want to tell the truth, but you don't
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  Speaker 1: want I mean, you want someone to tell you the truth,
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  Speaker 1: but you don't want to tell the truth.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, No lie to me, Okay, don't just hurt my
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  Speaker 11: feelings every day.
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  Speaker 1: I think all right, we gotta go. That's today's roundup.
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back with the last break of the day
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  Speaker 1: and some clothes remarks from the one and only Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey when we get back at forty nine minutes after
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  Speaker 1: Break of the Day. We've got a great morning today, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: yes we did. We have fun today, Steve. It's time
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  Speaker 1: for you now to take us home with your closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us today, Steve.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is gonna be shortened to the point. I
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  Speaker 3: think I just want to remind everybody something that your
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  Speaker 3: dreams can come true if you're willing to fight for him.
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  Speaker 3: You have to fight for your dreams. You have to
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  Speaker 3: fight for the life of your dreams. You have to
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  Speaker 3: fight to be free. You have to fight to be
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  Speaker 3: an entrepreneur. You have to fight to be successful. You
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  Speaker 3: have to fight the naysayers when you say I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: leave my job. You have to fight the nay sayers
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  Speaker 3: when you say I want a better job. You have
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  Speaker 3: to fight some forces out there when you go, you
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  Speaker 3: know what, I'm gonna leave here to pursue a better
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  Speaker 3: position at another company. You're gonna have to fight for it.
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  Speaker 3: Change requires a fight.
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  Speaker 2: It just does. It just does.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why it is, man, but there's people
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  Speaker 3: always in our lives somewhere who are going to fight
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  Speaker 3: us on decisions that we make about ourselves. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know why it is, but it seems to happen for everybody.
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  Speaker 3: All of us have to fight to get through to
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  Speaker 3: the other side. You have to fight through the wall
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  Speaker 3: of fear. You have to fight through doubt, you have
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  Speaker 3: to fight through confusion. You got to fight through the naysayers.
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  Speaker 3: You got to fight through haters. You got to fight
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  Speaker 3: through the fact that it didn't go your way. You
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  Speaker 3: have to fight through the fact that you got up
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  Speaker 3: and you just wasn't feeling yourself today. You gotta find
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  Speaker 3: a way to fight through, to find something in you
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  Speaker 3: that makes you keep fighting even when you don't. There's
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  Speaker 3: a poem that stands in a poem that says, if
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  Speaker 3: you can force your heart, your nerve, and your sinew
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  Speaker 3: to serve its turn long after it has gone, when
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  Speaker 3: there is nothing left within you except the will to
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  Speaker 3: say to them, hold on, you have to fight like that.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
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  Speaker 3: The funny thing about that line and that poem, I
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  Speaker 3: think that's ah if if and the Stanzas says, if
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  Speaker 3: you can force your heart, your nerve, and sinew, sinew
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  Speaker 3: is the fibers that holds all your insides together. They
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  Speaker 3: call that sinew, those tenders or whatever it is, that
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  Speaker 3: that stuff that there's lines and hordes and fibers that
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  Speaker 3: hold your heart and organs and all that stuff in place.
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  Speaker 3: If you can force your heart, nerve, ands a new
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  Speaker 3: to serve your turn long after it is gone, when
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  Speaker 3: there's nothing left within you except the will to say
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  Speaker 3: to them, hold on, that's how you got to fight.
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  Speaker 3: That's how you got to fight. And it's all right,
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  Speaker 3: but make it a good fight. Don't lay down. Don't
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  Speaker 3: let nobody punk you out your dreams, Don't let nobody
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  Speaker 3: trick you out of what God has for you. Don't
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  Speaker 3: let the fact that you got to fight stop you
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  Speaker 3: from fighting. Life is a fight, man, it's a dog
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  Speaker 3: fight out here. They not walking money up to your house.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, they're not passing out you. They don't send
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  Speaker 3: free money to nobody's house. You got to do something
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  Speaker 3: to get it. And if you really want to get it,
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  Speaker 3: you are involved in a fight.
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  Speaker 2: Like it or not, that is what we are in.
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  Speaker 3: We are in a fight, So get with it. Stop
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  Speaker 3: punking out. It ain't time for that. You're in a fight.
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  Speaker 3: We are in a fight.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go. That's what it is every day.
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  Speaker 3: And if you think it's not, keep sitting up in
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  Speaker 3: here light and letting life slap you upside your head,
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  Speaker 3: because that's exactly what it is gonna do. You're in
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  Speaker 3: a fight, folks. You're in a fight for your dreams.
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  Speaker 3: You are in a fight for the life God has
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  Speaker 3: for you. You are in a fight for your future.
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  Speaker 3: You are in a fight for your promotion. You're in
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  Speaker 3: a fight for advancement. You're in a fight to do
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  Speaker 3: life better. You are in a fight to have more.
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  Speaker 3: You are in a fight to succeed. You are in
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  Speaker 3: a fight to overcome. You are in a fight to
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  Speaker 3: beat illness. You are in a fight every day of
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  Speaker 3: your life. What you think this is You got to
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  Speaker 3: fight and make it a good fight. Here's the tip
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  Speaker 3: to fighting. If you have God in your life, you
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  Speaker 3: will not lose the fight.
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  Speaker 2: Period. That's all I got to tell you.
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  Speaker 3: If you have God in your life, you will not
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  Speaker 3: lose the fight if you include Him in the process.
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  Speaker 3: Seeing all of my fights, he is my partner. He
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  Speaker 3: my tag team partner. When I tag him in, everybody
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  Speaker 3: in the ring need to clear it. All the people
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  Speaker 3: that take me to court falsely, all the people who
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  Speaker 3: lie about me falsely, all the people try to bring
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  Speaker 3: me down for self gain. I'm not over here by myself.
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  Speaker 3: I am protected by a scripture Isaiah fifty four seventeen
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  Speaker 3: that no weapon formed against me shall prosper come from me.
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  Speaker 3: If you want to, I'm just gonna tell you, I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna hand you the scription get out the way. I've
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  Speaker 3: seen him do it for me too many times. But
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  Speaker 3: I know I'm in a fight. I just don't go
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  Speaker 3: to the fight alone. You can't take a knife to
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  Speaker 3: a gun fight. Put God in your life and you
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  Speaker 3: cannot lose the fight, because that's what we in. We
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  Speaker 3: in a fight. You feel me, Yes, sir?
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  Speaker 1: Drop the mic, baby, that was a good one, Steve.
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  Speaker 2: That's yeah, nothing over.
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  Speaker 1: In a fight that you got to fight for your dreams.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, y'all, have a great day. Talk to God today.
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  Speaker 3: He'd absolutely love to hear from you. We'll see y'all
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