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Defiant Church Service, Home Made Remedies, Joel Olsteen, Time Table and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: like theming bus bus things and it's good. Steve has
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  Speaker 1: to don't join you gotta turn ver you got to
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  Speaker 1: turn to turn them out, got to turn them out,
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  Speaker 1: to turn the water the water. Come, come on your back,
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I show. Well, good morning everybody. You are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show, Yeah man,
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  Speaker 1: got one. Hey. You know, I thought I think of
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  Speaker 1: my life in terms of blessings. You know, I take
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  Speaker 1: mostly a positive approach and a positive spin to my life.
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  Speaker 1: I hardly ever dwell on you know, the what's well.
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  Speaker 1: I can't say that I don't think about the what's
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  Speaker 1: wrong in it because I have to, because I have
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  Speaker 1: to address problems as they arise. But I try not
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  Speaker 1: to let them consume me. I let the consumption part
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  Speaker 1: be about the blessings, the positive things that has occurred
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  Speaker 1: in my life, the good things that God has done
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  Speaker 1: for me, the power that He's displayed in my life,
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  Speaker 1: the protection he's given me over the years, to being
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  Speaker 1: tucked under his wings. I focus on the things that
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  Speaker 1: he promises me. I think of all all the goodness
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  Speaker 1: that I perceived to come my way. I think that
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  Speaker 1: has a lot to do with me learning more and
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  Speaker 1: more about the law of attraction in terms of you know,
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  Speaker 1: what you think and what you put out into space,
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  Speaker 1: and what you pray about is what you receive. You know,
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  Speaker 1: and so I've become better and better at that. It's
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  Speaker 1: not to say that I'm I'm not human and I
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  Speaker 1: don't have moments where I think a little bit too
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  Speaker 1: long about what's going wrong and what enemy is about
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  Speaker 1: to attack and what they're going to do and saying
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  Speaker 1: and all of this is his. That's not to con
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  Speaker 1: say that I'm not concerned about it, but I try
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  Speaker 1: to duel mostly on the positive. And one of the
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  Speaker 1: things that I learned, you can have an incredible life,
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  Speaker 1: all of us. We can have incredible lives if we
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  Speaker 1: just let God drive. See. The problem that I had
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  Speaker 1: years ago was I was the driver of my life,
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  Speaker 1: and I was taking myself into directions that I thought
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  Speaker 1: would be best for me, and I aimed at things
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  Speaker 1: that I thought I could accomplish, and I set goals
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  Speaker 1: that I saw myself being able to attain. I was
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  Speaker 1: driving when I gave up and I let God drive.
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  Speaker 1: I then opened up my mind and my spirit to
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  Speaker 1: what God had for me, for what God could see
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  Speaker 1: for me, for what God could do in my life, well,
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  Speaker 1: for what God wanted for me. Now he wanted for
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  Speaker 1: me and he wanted of me. See, that's the connection
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  Speaker 1: that you got to try to make. Well, not try,
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  Speaker 1: that's the connection that you got to make to really
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  Speaker 1: get it. Now, listen to me. What I don't want
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  Speaker 1: you to do is do like me. Don't be afraid
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  Speaker 1: of the what for of the what he wants you
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  Speaker 1: to do part see, because that ain't gonna be nearly
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  Speaker 1: as demanding and a offsetting as you think it's gonna be. See,
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  Speaker 1: I thought that if I did God's will, that if
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  Speaker 1: I let God tell me what to do, that it
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  Speaker 1: would cause me to not to be able to do
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  Speaker 1: a certain some things I wanted to do well, which
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  Speaker 1: is true. But the stuff I wanted to do was
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  Speaker 1: all detrimental to my well being and my future and
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  Speaker 1: my growth and development as a man. I was stopping
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  Speaker 1: my own growth as a man because see, I was
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  Speaker 1: doing what I thought I should do as a man.
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  Speaker 1: But when you give it over to God to God
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  Speaker 1: has a much better plan for you than you can
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  Speaker 1: ever have for yourself. And God knows a better way,
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  Speaker 1: far better than the one you know. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to believe that. Man, you gotta understand that part of it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the part that I finally got through my
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  Speaker 1: head to let God do it his way and to
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  Speaker 1: show me a better way, and to teach me a
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  Speaker 1: better way and expose to me a better way. And
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  Speaker 1: when I opened up my mind to what God was
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  Speaker 1: talking about, I began to see things totally differently and
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  Speaker 1: started coming to me totally differently. If you've been a
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  Speaker 1: friend of mine or a fan of mine over the years,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you've had to see it, the change. You've
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  Speaker 1: had to see the difference. I mean, and I acknowledge
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  Speaker 1: that every chance I get, because I promise God I would,
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  Speaker 1: and I hope that I'm not falling short in that category.
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  Speaker 1: But then again, if I told it all day long
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  Speaker 1: would he done for me? I still wouldn't have enough
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  Speaker 1: time to really explain thoroughly what He's done for me,
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  Speaker 1: because it's such a continuous growth in me. But now
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  Speaker 1: that's not to say that I'm finished or I'm done
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  Speaker 1: or I'm complete, because I'm still shocked. You can't be him.
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  Speaker 1: You can strive for perfection. I hear people saying it
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  Speaker 1: all the time. I applaud you for saying you want
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  Speaker 1: to be perfect, but you ain't and you can't. So
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  Speaker 1: you quit saying it. You quit saying it to me,
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  Speaker 1: quit saying it to other people. I'm seeking a life
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  Speaker 1: of perfection, but it's something that you cannot have because
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  Speaker 1: he said you can't do it. But that's what he'd
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  Speaker 1: have for. He'd have for the moments when you stumble
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  Speaker 1: and you fall, and you go stumble and fall. See,
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  Speaker 1: you got to get that part right, man to stumbling
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  Speaker 1: falling part is coming. But see you get God in
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  Speaker 1: your life and it helps you so that you don't stumble, fall, wallow,
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  Speaker 1: roll over, laid their languish. That's what God is for.
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  Speaker 1: So when you stumbling, fall, you get back up. Because
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  Speaker 1: you're going to make mistakes. You're going to get it wrong,
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  Speaker 1: You're going to come under attack, you're going to be
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  Speaker 1: lied about, you are going to be falsely accused. That's
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  Speaker 1: going to happen to you. The moment you make a
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  Speaker 1: decision to do better. The moment you try to be more.
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  Speaker 1: The devil got to send his attackers, man, and he
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  Speaker 1: controls certain people. He just got people as on his
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  Speaker 1: side twenty four seven. You know him too. You've all
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  Speaker 1: met one or two of them in your life. They're
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  Speaker 1: just busy with the business of nothingness. They just busy
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  Speaker 1: about to do about the destruction of others. You said,
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  Speaker 1: I know him, you know him. They coming. But here's
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  Speaker 1: what you got to hold fast too. They can't take
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  Speaker 1: away nothing from you that God gave you. They didn't
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  Speaker 1: make you. See, people who claim to have made you,
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  Speaker 1: if they're so in to make you business, why don't
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  Speaker 1: they make theirselves? Or if they ain't with you no more,
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  Speaker 1: and they're so busy in them I made you business,
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  Speaker 1: why don't they make somebody else? Since since you want
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  Speaker 1: to get credit from making somebody make yourself, if you're
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  Speaker 1: responsible for someone else's success, then you should easily be
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  Speaker 1: able to take claim and be responsible for your own success. See,
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  Speaker 1: be careful of that, and don't and don't don't change
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  Speaker 1: your course because somebody is attacking you with that. I
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  Speaker 1: just hope, man, that I'm giving it to God the
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  Speaker 1: way I said I would give it to him that
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  Speaker 1: I would unload every chance I got that I was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to without being you know, or here he come again?
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  Speaker 1: You know. I try not to be that, but man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what else to be for the first
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  Speaker 1: twelve minutes of my show. What else you want me
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  Speaker 1: to say? I got four hours? I can't give God
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  Speaker 1: twelve twelve minutes, man, I mean, for real, Steve, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, let's look at this right here. If you're
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  Speaker 1: give an honor to God just twelve minutes out the day, dog,
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  Speaker 1: he gave you twenty four hours of luxury in life
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  Speaker 1: and breath and hope and promise, you ain't got twelve
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  Speaker 1: minutes to give him out the day. That don't make
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  Speaker 1: no sense. What an exchange, What a wonderful life God
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  Speaker 1: has given me in exchange for so small of effort
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  Speaker 1: that I put forth. Don't let the effort you got
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  Speaker 1: to put forth to God seems so dawning that you
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  Speaker 1: don't attempt to do it, because man, it seems like
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  Speaker 1: a lot. It ain't nothing to compare to what He'd
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  Speaker 1: be given us for real. So if you want a
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  Speaker 1: real life, you want a real shot at what you
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  Speaker 1: can be, what you can have what you can own,
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  Speaker 1: what you can become, who you really are. Go to God,
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  Speaker 1: let him fix you. Man. That's all you're listening. Morning
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  Speaker 1: show ladies and gentlemen. Here we are here, we are here,
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  Speaker 1: we are another great morning, another great day to be alive.
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  Speaker 1: This is Steve Harvey, Morning Show Man. Look at Hill
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  Speaker 1: Yo all day. Shirley Strawberry, Good morning Steve. Happy Monday
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  Speaker 1: after Resurrection day to you. Yes Lord, thank you Lord
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  Speaker 1: for another day caller for real? Amen, Amen, Hey, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Crue Hey? That damn junior morning? Everybody? He
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  Speaker 1: has risen, Yes he is if he has jan They didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't like to go to Easter on chech on Eastern,
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  Speaker 1: not a cancel it. And I'm sad. I'm like, really,
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  Speaker 1: damn said man, so you you was gonna go. I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna go at all. But it's canceled. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Now. Now you can't not go to nothing.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing to go to, you know what I'm a
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  Speaker 1: few times they dug a dog the guy cancel his
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  Speaker 1: service yesterday, that minister down and now ye many people
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  Speaker 1: over eleven hundred parishioners. Pastor Tony spell out of Baton Rouge,
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  Speaker 1: Louisiana because you know what they said they were going
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  Speaker 1: to do. The police said they were going to be
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  Speaker 1: there and photograph all the cars and everybody and possibly
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  Speaker 1: issue citations and then they were talking about and possibly
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  Speaker 1: forced quarantine. None of that happened. Yeah, well they may
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  Speaker 1: set up a case for him later because he may
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  Speaker 1: buy yah home uh stay at home orders for sure.
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  Speaker 1: There was a church in Kansas that did it too.
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  Speaker 1: They said, yes, they had like three services. Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: saw that. Uh huh. All over the country there were
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  Speaker 1: some that held you know, I mean, I hope that
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  Speaker 1: the people are safe, but you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: At there are times you have to understand something of
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  Speaker 1: shepherds make mistakes too. Out of eleven d you think
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  Speaker 1: it ain't one in there with that, they said buses
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  Speaker 1: and everything to pick them up and they were touching. See,
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  Speaker 1: but that's social distancing has to be practiced in this time, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Uh it does. Look, I'm a man of faith. I
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  Speaker 1: love God. I believe in him. I believe he's all
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  Speaker 1: powerful and can do anything, but also believe that you
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  Speaker 1: don't test him. He gives us science for a reason.
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  Speaker 1: He gives us medicine for this, He gives us wisdom
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  Speaker 1: and understanding. We have laws for a reason. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we believe in God, but you still can't do more
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  Speaker 1: than twenty in the school zone. You feel me that
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with your faith in God.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do twenty in the school zone. That's the
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  Speaker 1: law that's come on. Yeah, I got faith that I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna hit nobody. Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, we
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  Speaker 1: have laws in place, so when these laws come out
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  Speaker 1: to protect the general public, you shouldn't put your flock
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  Speaker 1: at risk. You just shouldn't. You just shouldn't. Man, It's
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  Speaker 1: just because you don't know. See, the devil is busy.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know which person know they're sick. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go down there and affect somebody, just like that lady
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  Speaker 1: walked in gross store coughing on all that food and stuff. Yeah, Billy,
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  Speaker 1: see you got you. You don't know who would work?
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  Speaker 1: Hill Man? You feel bad? Yeah, all right, listen, we're
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  Speaker 1: living in crazy time. Steve coming up at thirty two
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll talk more about some of
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  Speaker 1: the country's churches that were being defiant regarding Easter services
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  Speaker 1: and ignored the public health help guidelines. We'll talk about
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  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to morning show. So
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  Speaker 1: yesterday Easter service was different. Many many churches remained closed.
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  Speaker 1: They held virtual online services as a part of the
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  Speaker 1: nationwide effort to slow down the spread of a coronavirus. Really,
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  Speaker 1: that's what all churches should have done. But no, that's
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  Speaker 1: not what all churches did. A number of churches across
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  Speaker 1: the country health services going against the stay home orders.
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  Speaker 1: Like pastor Tony Spell. We talked about him earlier, Steve
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  Speaker 1: the one in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He had over eleven
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  Speaker 1: hundred parishioners attend his Easter service. The pastor said his
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  Speaker 1: faith would protect him and his churchgoers from getting sick.
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  Speaker 1: Take a listen. Spell says, if anyone in his congregation
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  Speaker 1: is infected with COVID nineteen, he will heal them through
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  Speaker 1: God or address that by laying hands on him. By farm,
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  Speaker 1: I'm believing God to heal their body. Yeah, okay, pastor Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He went on to say, Pastor Spell, he is the
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  Speaker 1: first responder. Take a listen to this. When the paramedics
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  Speaker 1: can't get there, when the law enforce we can't get there.
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  Speaker 1: The Holy ghost can get there, and it'll make a
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  Speaker 1: difference to somebody like let's keep watch on this lemon
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  Speaker 1: hunted right, and see what that's scary? Man, It really is.
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  Speaker 1: It really is scary. Not only that he believes that
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  Speaker 1: people believe in him too, I mean both that's scary.
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  Speaker 1: But you have to take it seriously. I mean, we're
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  Speaker 1: all people of faith, like you said earlier, Steve, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we're all people of faith. That doesn't mean that you
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  Speaker 1: don't take the coronavirus serious, lady. And here's a home exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And surely here's the problem to that statement. If you
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  Speaker 1: believe God can heal, but the person you touch and don't,
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  Speaker 1: we have a problem. Yes, there's an see we have
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  Speaker 1: an instant problem now. So see what you can't do,
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  Speaker 1: oh ye, mighty Man of God is expect everybody to
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  Speaker 1: measure up to your level of faith. That's why you
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  Speaker 1: the shepherd and they the sheep. But see the sheep
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  Speaker 1: got to be smart too, now, because see you can't
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  Speaker 1: see you can't well, if it's the Lord's will, no no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no to lossy stay home. God got everybody
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  Speaker 1: stay at home for a reason. He's got God, God
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  Speaker 1: allowing this to shut down so we can change some things. See,
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  Speaker 1: so you stay home so you can learn. Sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: keep going out, touching, feeling, hugging, praising. Hey, man, hold up, partner,
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  Speaker 1: did you hear what everybody? Hold up? Somebody said that
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  Speaker 1: text that y'all sent out, that was the best, they said.
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  Speaker 1: People Tommy sent the text out, Timmy say. People keep asking,
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  Speaker 1: is this COVID nineteen thing that's serious? Because sinos is
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  Speaker 1: closed and churches is closed. When Heaven and Hell agree
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  Speaker 1: on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious. It's probably
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  Speaker 1: dog serious, man, dog bro. I sent that to a
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  Speaker 1: couple of people time because I said, man, hold up, dog.
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  Speaker 1: When Heaven and Hell churches saying casinos agreed, we never happened. Dog.
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  Speaker 1: This is serious business because you because you remember when
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  Speaker 1: I heard them say that Vegas was closed. I went, okay,
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  Speaker 1: this this this serious. Now they don't shut their money down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, true, you never heard of Vegas as we
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  Speaker 1: love Hollywood. I knew we was in trouble when they
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  Speaker 1: shut Hollywood down and they God out here it's laughter
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  Speaker 1: and money, that's they God. Hollywood. Man, don't Hollywood ain't
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  Speaker 1: out here for nothing else. If you if you write
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  Speaker 1: a meaning for film, we get your oscar for it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, dame, what we're trying to do, right
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  Speaker 1: NBA Na, that's another one. And started close clubs, strip clubs,
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  Speaker 1: buillionnaires sports teams. Yeah, when they know we got to close,
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  Speaker 1: we have a problem. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm like
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  Speaker 1: a little confused with the churches. Look, I under go ahead. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I was just gonna say this. A lot of people
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  Speaker 1: are serious about the separation of church and state, and
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  Speaker 1: they don't want the government Steve telling them what to
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  Speaker 1: do as a church. They want the government to stay
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  Speaker 1: out of it. And that's yeah, yeah, yeah, see that's cool.
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  Speaker 1: But we have this thing called wisdom and understanding that's
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  Speaker 1: in the Bible. The whole Book of Proverbs is about
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  Speaker 1: that one, the wisdom and understanding that the whole thing
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  Speaker 1: is trying to teach you, through parables and lessons, how
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  Speaker 1: to gain wisdom and understanding. And a part of it
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  Speaker 1: is you have to understand that nothing is bigger than God,
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  Speaker 1: but God gives us medicine. Nothing is bigger than God,
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  Speaker 1: but God gives us herbs. Nothing is bigger than God,
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  Speaker 1: but God let us go to school to get educated. Now,
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  Speaker 1: we can't take that that God give us and then
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  Speaker 1: act and throw it in the wind like it ain't nothing. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: You if you get COVID nineteen and you take it
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  Speaker 1: back home and you don't even know you infected, come on,
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  Speaker 1: you can kill someone in your house. Yeah, it's like past.
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  Speaker 1: Oh st that was me, that was you and dog.
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  Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. I scared the hell
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  Speaker 1: out take something. I just coughed and looked around. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody in there with me? Oh? Hey, don hey, hey, man?
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  Speaker 1: You know how you start rubbing your own thighs. I'm
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  Speaker 1: rubbing both my thighs, make sho and man, do you
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  Speaker 1: know how many times I gave myself that that self test?
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  Speaker 1: You know, they released a thing. I should read it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna read the official verdict of it, but a
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  Speaker 1: friend of mine that works in the Pentagon send it
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  Speaker 1: to me. There's a self test that everybody should do
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  Speaker 1: every morning, and it's a simple test. Take a really
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  Speaker 1: deep breath and hold it for ten seconds. If you
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  Speaker 1: can hold it longer, that's fine. But if you can
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  Speaker 1: hold your breath for ten seconds and you feel no tightness,
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  Speaker 1: no tickling. You don't have to cough. That's a good
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  Speaker 1: sign that fibrosis hasn't set into your lungs. And you
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  Speaker 1: should test yourself at least every morning. I do it
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  Speaker 1: all day and drink plenty of water. And these are
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  Speaker 1: just simple things. Coming up next, we got to talk
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  Speaker 1: about these remedies. Have you guys been hearing a lot
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  Speaker 1: of these COVID nineteen. Yeah, we got to talk about this.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next. Right after this, you're listening Dave Harvey
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Miss Anna's standing by with today's COVID nineteen National News,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: And of course we're praying for our neighbors in Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Tennessee.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: They're all recovering from a catastrophic h tornado, lots of
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: tornado damage yesterday. We'll talk about that at the top
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: of the hour, but right now, uh, it is Monday,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: and um boy, this COVID nineteen. Um, I mean, you know,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: there's so much stuff out there. I mean, they're almost
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: turning into urban legends now, all these myths and homemade
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: remedies and stuff. But I'm trying, let me tell y'all
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: what I did ya? I did. I was told if
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: you hold a hand drive up to your nose, it'll
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: burn the COVID nineteen off from behind your name. I'm
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: just saying. My wife walked into bedroom I had that
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: had drown full thrown off. What the hell is you doing? Board?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I say, they say this, this is burning off from
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: back there. She said, you're gonna burn all your nose hair.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: What is wrong your facial hair? You have? I heard No,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it shoots because right after Easton
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: probably if you take pot liquor straight pot liquor scoop
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: the greens out. So you just want to raw liquor
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: right boil your feet in that. If you boil your
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: y'all laughing, you want to you trying to? Look? You
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: got to put some chopped onions in there. It's so much, man,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna work at all unless you put some
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: chop on your feet. I mean what you got, junior.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: And you know what, man, if you get sick of them,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: you try some of this stuff. Because they told me
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: you take like a piece of a ginger. Okay, ohother
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: than your dishwashing. Yeah, let your dishwashing get hot, then
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: open and stick your head in there and then see
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: get the steam from the dishwashing. Go get it right out.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: He's gonna burn it off. But the ginger got to
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: be in there. You need you gotta put that in there.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Home remedies. Yeah, and don't over the tend it, get
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: to the red cycle. Don't open the phone, so no
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: cash game, just not come over you. Now, what is
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: this again? COVID nineteen Home remedies that we don't suggest
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: you do at home, but they are. Yeah. My uncle
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: in West Virginia, he said, he said, now, boy, what
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: you do? Listen to me. We used to do this
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: with the fluke. Get you some vixed vapor. Rubs both
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: your nostrils with ricks vapor. Just pack it as much
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: as you can stand and then inhale hard as you
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: can put that right now. Ain't no damn COVID nineteen
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: for you, colas, and you can feel it work out. Okay, Okay, listen,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: this takes two people. Okay you try, Yeah, but you're
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: not not. But you gotta be ready. You gotta be
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: ready for this, all right. Get take a light bulb
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: out of his sock, thick your index finger in now,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: and then get somebody to turn the light on and
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: you can shock that COVID right at your I'm just shocking. Yeah,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you. It just involves tape. Though. There's some
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: tape and the seeds from the hollow pen your pepper.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: That's the seeds, not the pepper. Not the pepper. Take
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: the seeds, put them on some tape. I take that
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: to your nostril. Breath that for fifteen minutes, because say
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: to COVID is attracted to the seed. And I don't
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: know if it's true, but I'm gonna try it today.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I got one. I don't know if it's true. Homemade
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: remedy COVID nineteen cure. You take some icy hot, put
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: on gloves first. You got to put gloves on your
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: ice hot, and you smear the icy hot in your underwear.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: You don't want to gam it up there yet. You
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: just want to get You want to get that level,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: like a level amount in your shorts. Right, be smart
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: with this. Yeah, you don't put too much in this
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: guy to be leveled off. So put your put your
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: drums off. Ain't go sit in the back up and
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I will bet you. I will bet you man of money.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna hurt. Yeah, I got
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: one for you all right, Now, this is important. So
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you got foligise instructions. Take your blender. Get your blender, yeah,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: and take it in the bathroom. Lug it up and
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: get you an extension chord. Yeah, because you're gonna sit
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: it right next to you. Okay, I don't go outside
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: and get you three three cubes of charcoal. Put some
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: hot water in that blender. Put them three pieces of
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: charcoal in there, and blend it up. Now that extension cord.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Bring it over that right next to the toilet. Why
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: are you sitting on the toilet? Drink that right, Drink
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: that and clear that right up out of you. Yeah,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: make sure you sitting and you make sure to make
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: sure that blender right next to that toilet. You maybe
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: to get in through you so fast, so you got
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: to be in place when that happen. Is never gonna
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: be useful, But it's crazy and stuff. Some people are trying.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: They told you he had that drive up to throttle
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: in your nostrils. Pack just package backing hog. That's gonna burn, yeah,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: they say, in your draw nice and smooth. He's gonna
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: last one. Take your ice cube tray at your freezing Okay,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: lick your tongue out, stick it on the back of
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: that ice tree, and then let go with both friends.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Your gonna be sticking straight out damn nel on the floor.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Take turping time and skirt it squeety in the back
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: of your folk in the back with that ice tray
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: hanging on your tool. Your ahead. Thank you guys, and
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: no things coming up at the top of the hour,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: entertainment and national news. Right after this, you're listening to
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Pastor Joel Osteene hosted a
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: virtual Easter Sunday service from his church in Lakewood. His
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Lakewood Church in Houston, Tyler Perry spoke a message of hope.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Mariah Carey, of course, joined the service and saying hero
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: as a tribute to first responders. Oh that was nice.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: And Kanye West had to cancel his appearance because even
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: though his choir members were going to wear masks and
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: they were going to practice social distancing, h Kanye said,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: it didn't feel right or it didn't feel safe. It
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: didn't feel right or safe, he said, so he pulled
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: the plug on the choir's performance. Wow, yeah, I understand.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: That okay, yeah, yeah, safe safe, Yeah, I ain't mad.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: That makes sense legistically, But you can't get a hundred
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: people on zoom. You could have worked up ount man
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: that come up people on Zoom's real time? Do they
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: still have the glitches that they that they figure it
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: out the glitches that they have. I know I've seen
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: some of the digen but yeah, the corn and all
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: that I was on a zoom. Letna say, happy belated
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: will Packer, Happy birthday, Will Packrick. We had the whole
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: room birthday party. Yeah wow on Saturday. Well, Timmy, now
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: we use zoom for ja for your comedy. He could
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: put a hundred people on there. It got the quiet
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: did the song call of the day? I mean you
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: don't feel that at home? I mean, I mean that's
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: what I've learned some amazing technique anology stuff. I accidentally
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: send somebody a text with the vanishing it vanishes. Who
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: knows how to do that? Effects the effects like up.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I mean you send a message and then no, no,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: you send a message. As soon as they open it,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: it just like disappeared. They get to see it, but
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: then it's gonna yeah you get to see it, but
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: it just well how you do that? I don't. I
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: don't know how. I've heard of that. I ain't done it. Yeah.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: They got that thing where they can text you something
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: and then when you touch it and it fizzy. It
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: get real cloudy to do it. When you when you
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: text the message, hold it down in all the I'm
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: telling you, invisible inks, loud slam, all those show ups.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: So when you text the meshes, hold that little button
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: down and what what what effect you want to put on?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: It will show up? Wow? What button down? Yeah? Yeah, no,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it now. I'm doing it now. So let's go. Okay,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: hold hold the way the recorders, just hold that down.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Hold that down right there, hold down the recording. Okay,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: don't push the little recording yet. You see how to
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: show up all alone. There you go. Okay, we're really
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: doing Okay, that don't work man, because it's two old
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: people trying to give it. Do anybody know how to
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: do it? Telling them the right thing? I'm telling the
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: right thing. Let me tell you something. It takes Jay
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: to get on zoom with me. He's a liar, a liar.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Team Tommy. Right where you text your message is an
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: arrow that will point up all that arrow down. So
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: you said, hold the microphone the arrow down and it'll
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: pop up. The preference said seeing invisible. Okay, okay, all right, okay,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: all right tech one oh one, Thank you guys. Here
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: we go tomorrow. Alright, listen, we're praying for our neighbors
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: in the southeast. Do the yesterday's tornadoes, uh Steve. And
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: it's time now to get caught up with the news,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Miss Anne True. Yeah, we're gonna talk
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: about that too the morning. Everybody in the United States
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: now has had more deaths due to the COVID nineteen
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: pandemic than any other country in the entire world. To
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: be specific, twenty thousand, three hundred and eighty nine Americans
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: have died. And that compares to Italy, which was really
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: terrible nineteen thousand, four hundred and sixty eight deaths. We
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: have more than Italy. Meanwhile, at least five hundred and
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: fifty thousand Americans have tested positive for the virus. Houston
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Mayor Sylvester Turner says they are now six hundred and
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: fifteen new cases of coronavirus in his city, Arkansas, so
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: the lowest number of corona hospitalizations compared to neighboring states.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Number of infected people in Ohio now lower than previously projected.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: This is good news. Hospitals in California have seen a
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: nearly two percent drop in ICEU patients. The nation's top
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: doc is addressing disturbing reports that minardies are dying at
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: higher rates and white from COVID nineteen. US Surgeon General
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Jerome Adams breaks it down in New York City. Hispanics
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: represent the majority of deaths. African Americans and Native Americans
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: developed high blood pressure at much younger ages and so
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: less likely to be under control and does greater harm
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: to their organs. Puerto Ricans have higher rates of asthma
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: and black boys or three times as likely to die
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: of athema as their white counterparts. Only one in five
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: African Americans and one in six Hispanics has a job
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: that lets them work from home. People of color are
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: more likely to live in densely packed areas and in
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: multigenerational housing situations, which create higher risk for spread of
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: a highly contagious disease like COVID nineteen. Let me be
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: crystal clear, we do not think people of color are
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: biologically or genetically predisposed to get COVID nineteen, but they
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: are socially predisposed the coronavirus exposure and to have a
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: higher incidence of the very diviss that put you at
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: risk for severe complications of coronavirus. So there you have it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Tornadoes killed at least six people as they roared through
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Mississippi and Louisiana on Easter Sunday. Storms also roaring through Georgia,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: killing five people. Disney World putting forty three thousand workers
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: on furlough while the park is shut down. Americans on
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: the other side of that beginning to receive those economic
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: relief checks from the IRS. This is the money from
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: the two point two trillion dollars economic stimulus package that
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: the Congress grew up in Trump signed last month. It's
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: going into direct positive accounts. And finally, the mayor of Alton,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Illinois called himself getting tough about his stay home order
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: after residents complained of a large illicit party in a
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: bar near the Mississippi River. So the police were sent there.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: The folks were busted, and then an officer had to
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: call the mayor why because his wife was one of
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: those brought in. Yeah, he said, don't give her any
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: special treatment, guys, but you know, I really probably think
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: that they probably did anyway, just just briefly, Chicago authorities
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: are tasked with the same mission. Meanwhile, the officials in
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: New York City area are setting up new places to
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: store the bodies of those killed by the Corona virus
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: or the COVID nineteen virus as more and more Morgue's
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: face possibly becoming overwhelmed. That is Chicago w bail. Get
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Everybody you're listening
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: to show, did you guys watch the First Ladies of Gospel?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Please tell me you watch the Clark Sisters movie? Yes, yeah,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: so good. It was really, really, really good this past
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Saturday night. It was on Lifetime Steve good. Yeah, well,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: we talked about it all week that it was coming on.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: It was really really good. If you haven't had a
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: chance to see it, please go check it out on demands. Yeah,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: you've gotta see it. It's so it was actually a
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: movie that could have been in the theater. Yes, yes, yes,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: it was just that good. And their mother, Maddie Moss Clark,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: she was not a game. We got a shout out. Yes,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: she is such she behind she played that role. She said,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I would have loved to have met the real Mama
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: back in the day. I mean I was there, I
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: was right around there. You were there. Yeah, I was
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: the same. Yeah you know what I mean? That looked
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: like enticing, right, Yeah, that shut up? Shut up right.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: She was not a joke. She was not a game
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I loved. And how do you say her name? Something
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: new ellis it's her last name. I told her everybody
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: to watch it. In my dumb ass, mistery, I was talking.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: I forgot about you about it, man, I ain't said nothing,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: and I set up been told every man, I gotta
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: watch it, watch it, man, y'all start talking about this.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: I'm so I ain't doing nothing. Yeah, let me tell
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: you something. Every time Junior called me, I answered the phone. No,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I ain't doing nothing. I'm telling y'all it's why. It's
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: this is the most unbelievable time time I've ever had.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I've never had. This is actually, you know what, man,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Like this this time has taught me so many things, man.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: And I'm serious, man, I did not know. I've been
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: so busy for so many years, for so long. Yes,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I've really this has been. I know. Look, I know
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: we're in the middle of a challenging times and I
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: know that, but this has been for me and I
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: opening experience. I've learned just such a time of ease
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: and refreshment for me that I've never known. Man, this
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: time of the year is so busy for me. Now,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do this all the time. I
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: know what you mean, No, but I've really discovered a
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: lot of things. Like I'm I'm technically more savvy. I
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: know how to work my TV. I can go to
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Netflix without calling nobody, don't. I know how to search
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: for movies and stuff. I know how to work on
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: the man. All right, jo Anthony Brown in the building
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: with his daily Corona virus timeline. We'll get to that
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: right after that. You're listening, all right, Jay, what is
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: this daily coronavirus timeline you have for us? Well, the
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: day is not as busy as we think it is.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: In fact, we'en doing a damn thing. Here's the corona
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: virus breakdown pretty much everybody clue housty. All right, you
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: get up early in the morning thinking you gotta go
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: to work. You don't, so you go back to sleep.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: You go back to sleep. Turn on while you're in
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: the bed, turn on some depressing news. Why you eat
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: your breakfast in your chime, sir, you're going some one channel.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: That's your day. Then you stip again over to some
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: more depressing who you figure out if it's depressing on
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: this challengel, I'm not gonna watch. And then I go
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: over there more depressing news. More. Then you check your phone,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: check your phone callback, callback, callback, don't want to talk to,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk to? What the hell they call
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: me for? I'll be damn begging, begging, began to check
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: your text. You got dad. Then you're completely up. If
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: you nasty, you wash your face, brush your teeth, and
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: you take a shower. But you ain't going nowhere, so
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: you might not do any no damn thing you might
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: see to yourself when I ain't really going nowhere, ain't
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: nobody in here? What me? I really don't have to
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: watch myself? All right, Now you've done all of those things,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: it's time to eat. It is time to eat again.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: You eat breakfasts, all right? He goes this. When it
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: really gets busy, your they gets busy. You look out
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: the wonder, see the white people. You see the white
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: people without mask You see to yourself daily crazy. Hell,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: they ain't got any with a mask though, didn't just
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: don't make no. I'm sitting in the house with a
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: mask on, but none of these white people who pass
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: it got a mask on. Maybe they do something I
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: don't know. Watch the white people. You watch the white
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: people clean up behind the dog. Now, they won't speak,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: They won't speak to you at all, but they have
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: no problem picking up dog. Dude. They would not saying
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: are you doing, but they will have been over in
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: scoop that up like nothing. Okay, all right, all right, dad,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: moving now just today, you gotta watch that Netflix chickum picture.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: You hadn't finished watching last night because you went to sleep,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: so you gotta finish. Then you're gonna call people you
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: really don't want to talk to. What You're gonna call
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: him anyway because you ain't got nobody else to talk
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: to because you really bored? Is all right? You let
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: me call this rascal who I don't like. Then next
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: thing you know, boom, you wake up because you took
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: a nap. It wasn't playing plan nap. You didn't playing
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: a naver. You damn this five o'clock, which me it
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: is time to eat it. Yeah, alright, all right, you
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: wake up from the nap. You might watch a little TV.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, you gotta go back to the
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: window again because it's dark and starting to get dark.
• 43:12
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• 43:17
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• 43:21
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• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I beat damn, you got to eat again. I got
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: your last Netflix movie. You wake up, it's morning time
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: start all over again. That's your day right there. That's it.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: That's that is the coronavirus timeline. Baby, time to eat again.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I've actually I've actually done some of that, to be honest. Yeah,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: except for the eating, cause I chose the worst time
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: but actually turned out to be the best time to
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: actually try to get in shape since I was going
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: to be off and I had nothing else to do.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: So I've been doing U intermittent fasting. I don't eat
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: it to twelve noon and my last meal is at
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: eight at night. Oh god, I just be man at
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: eight on you both, Tommy, you're telling me no more?
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up next. The nephew in the building
• 44:36
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• 44:41
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• 44:46
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: subject more money, more problems. Wait till you hear this
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: letter right now, nephew in the building for today's prank
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for his nef? I know
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: it is what quack stat ass Huh that's the name
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: of that's the name of it. Quack statass wax quack
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  Speaker 1: statusspekay w h a x X Yeah, got it? Thank you,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: all right, let's go. Okay, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: reach Owen pleach. Yeah, this is on hi Owen. This
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: is ramone giving you a call um where we're just
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: confirming your appointment at eleven on Thursday, and I wanted
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: to make you're a new client, so we wanted to
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: make sure that you were Okay, wait a minute, pument
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: what you have a spa treatment scheduled um any eleven
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: on Thursday. You did receive a spat treatment from your
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: wife for Christmas, um, but I don't remember being set
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: up for anything any appointment. Well, she's made an appointment
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: for you for eleven o'clock on this coming Thursdays. I'm
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: just calling them confirm that you would definitely be in
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: to the salon. Well, I thought this was like a
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: couple's massage or something like that. So what is the
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: treatment all about? What's what do you guys? I don't
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I understand. Um, well, she's got you signed up for
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Let me look, she's got you signed up for us
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: to actually wax your back in your buttocks on Thursday.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: And we actually have a special that we have, um
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: a man zillion, which is a b. This isn't for real?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Sure we have you lined up for an appointment. If
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: you don't want the appointment, please let us know. Wax
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: my my back and my get that all out of here.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Man zillion. Your your wife has set you up for
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: a back and but hair removal, which is waxing. And
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying is a manzilian is if you would
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: like that, we would remove all the hair from your
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: private area as well. Yeah, try again, man, there's no
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: way I'm getting my private black. What's so I could
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: be hairless like like that? No way, get out of here. Evidently,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: if your wife has set you up for this. Maybe
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: she's not into all you have. You evidently have a
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: lot of hair on your back. I'm assuming yeah I'm
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: a hairy guy. But she's never said anything the battles.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: He likes it, okay, he loves Well, maybe there's a
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: mix of communication, because this is the thing she's asking
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: us to do, is to remove your hair. Yeah, no,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: that's not happening. And if she's gonna have tell me yourself.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: And there's no way I'm going in to have somebody
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: ripped the hair off my back and my hands and
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: my private You kidding me to get the bat of here?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: This is crazy, This is this is a very professional procedure.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: It won't take long. We'll have you in and out
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: within forty five minutes. But you're gonna forty five minutes,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: forty five minutes to rip off all of this hair.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: That sounds like tot shit. He mean, okay, sure you
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: know No, No, I think we're done. I think you
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: know what we're done. I mean, I mean I'm gonna
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: tell her to get a refund. It's getting a refund. Okay,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna be a refund. Now you're supposed to
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: come in at eleven. This is something that she wants
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you to do. Yeah, I'm not listen to me. I
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: am not getting wax. That's not something a man does.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: There's no play I'm doing that. If this is for real,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a talk with her as soon as
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: she gets home. Because no, no, no chert shirt. Right now,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: right now, you're are disrespecting my profession. That's what you're doing. Okay. Look,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I don't. I don't know what this
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: is all about. I don't. I'm not trying to suspect anybody,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: but stuff way, I'm doing this all right. I'm not
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: getting it back. No. I mean, if there's something she
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: wants to watch, you can wax her private. That's cool.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: But a man has hair. I mean, it's it's well.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: If she has an appointment, then she's serious about getting
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: it done. Yeah. Well I'm serious about not going. So,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I don't know how I can
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: explain it to you. I'm not coming in. You can
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: reschedule it for somebody else. I'll talk to her when
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: she gets home. But that's that's it. I'm just your
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: wife has paid two hundred dollars for this procedure. Did
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: you pay two hundred dollars? Your wife has paid two
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars for this procedure? Yeah, no, who's gonna get
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: a refund? You guys are this is sir, sir, oh,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: this is not refundable, so there is no money coming back.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I will let you know that. Two hundred bucks. There's
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: no way. You gotta be kidding me to take care
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: off on my back and my two hundred bucks. Sir,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: this is a very referable spa here. I don't, I
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: don't do it. I'm gonna get I'm gonna go to
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: the dollar store and get a pack of raisers for
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: a dollar, and she's gonna do it herself and I'll
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: give her. I'll give her fun bucks. This is good.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I'll give her a tip. That's the five food bucks.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm sad. Two hundred bucks. There's no way.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: There's no way we are playing that money and you
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: guys are keeping that money. Here's no pay Do you
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: understand there's no no, there's not a refund, mister Owen.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: There's definitely not a ref mister Owen. What because are you?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: There's no lue and I'm gonna i am Raman, I
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: am ramone here at the spa and your wife came
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: in and purchases wonderful gift for you for Christmas. Remote.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I don't give a remote. Now, you're not respecting that
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: profession you're acting. I don't look. Look, I'm not trying
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: to disrespect you, but I don't care about the professions.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: There's no way that's actually that's robbery. Charging somebody two
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: hundred bucks to rip off hair off their their body.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: He gets just no way. I'm just doing it, and
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to her. She's gonna do it herself.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I don't cash because you're disrespecting my profession and you're
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: not coming into an eleven. Y would you supposed to
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: come in an eleven so we could whack your back
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: in your body? And now you're saying no, there will
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: be nothing whack. I'm not coming into eleven. I'm not
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: coming in ever. She's gonna take care of this though.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about it. Ramon. I mean
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: repect you, but no need to know that. Mister Owen.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: There's no refund, Okay, I mean, this is get ridiculous.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I don't even know why I'm talking to you. You're
• 51:37
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• 54:32
  Speaker 1: MO problems. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a fifty six year
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: old man with lots of swag, and I've had fine
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: women all my life. Eight years ago I decided it
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: was time to get married, and I found a good
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: woman to settle down with. I've always fooled around with
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: lotto and bought scratch offs, and a year ago I
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: got lucky and won eight hundred thousand dollars. My wife
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: and I retired, paid everything off, and traveled a little bit.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: My wife's twenty six year old niece is in culinary school,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: so we hired her as our personal chef, and she
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: came three days a week to cook. My wife volunteers
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: at a senior daycare most afternoons, so I was left
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: home alone with her niece when she was cooking. The
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: niece is slim and fine, with long legs and a
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: nice butt. We talked and sipped wine while she cooked,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: and whenever she left, I'd give her a nice tip
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: and she'd give me a hug. One day, the hug
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: turned into a kiss, and the kiss turned into sex.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: She initiated it, and after that day we had sex
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: several times a week. She was real freaky and she
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: always wanted to do it in the kitchen. I got
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: caught up and I started giving her a lot more money.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: This made me feel like the old player that I
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: used to be, and I was not thinking straight. This
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: girl had been filming us having sex over and over again.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: In the beginning, she told me she likes to film
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: herself in the kitchen so she can use her cooking
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: videos for extra credit in class. Well, now she's demanding
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: that I give her fifty thousand dollars or she's telling
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: my wife. I can't move this much money out of
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: our account without my wife knowing it. To make it worse,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: I can't fire her without my wife questioning it. I
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: haven't slept in days, and I'm a nervous wreck. How
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: am I going to get out of this? Please help? Okay,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: first of all, you're gonna be broke if you keep
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: spending like this. Okay, you won eight hundred dollars, eight
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars, You and your wife retired, You paid
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: off everything, you traveled a little bit, you have a
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: personal chef. You know you give her extra money after
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: she cooks for you. Okay, that's a lot going on there.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: But beside that, why did you do this? Why did
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: you get involved with your wife's knees? I don't care
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: how slim and fine and how nice her butt was,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: and you're asking us what to do. I don't know
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: what you're going what you're going to do. I mean, yeah,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: you really did get caught up, just like you said,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: because she made you feel like the your old player self. Okay,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: so you used to be a player. You had lots
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: of swag, you all got all that, you had lots
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: of fine women. But you're risted all all your money,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: every your marriage, everything for this, I mean, and really,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: all she wanted was some of that eight hundred thousand
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: dollars You thought she wanted some of the old player you. Huh,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: she wants fifty thousand dollars. To be exact. The problem
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: as I see it, if you pay her off, what's
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: to say she won't come back for like the title says,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: mo money, Because how many videos of you guys does
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: she have? I mean, she taped you guys a lot,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: so she probably has them stash somewhere. They're all on
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: her phone whatever the case, she has a lot of videos.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: And how do you ever know if you you know,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: if she won't keep coming back asking you for money.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is craziness. You're right, you can't take
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: that kind of money out of your account without wife
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: finding out. You're in a mess here, and I really
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: don't know how to help you. I wish you had
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: asked us before, you know, you got busy with your
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: your niece in law, your wife's niece, then we could
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: have really helped you. Untild you don't do it. But now,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, what if we can't help you? Steve boy,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: listen to me, sir, old player, you're asking a lot
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: of trouble. Though I hadn't been a lot of spots before,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I ain't been in this one. You your boy boy,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: you're in a situation. Yeah, I mean listen. Man, let
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: me start by saying this, why you open the letter?
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: You set yourself up. I'm a fifty six year old
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: old man with lots of swag. I've had fine women
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: all my life. It wasn't but eight years ago. You
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: decided this time to get mad, and I found a
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: good woman to settle down with. I've always fooled around
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: with a lotto, and I thought you was gonna say
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: something else right there. But I've always fooled around what
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: you should have said, because that's what really happened. I've
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: always fooled around. Let's just stop there, and then you're
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: surprised and said, with a lot on bought some scratch
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: offs in the year ago. I got lucky. I want
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: eight hundred thousand dollars. My wife and I retired, paid
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: everything off, traveled a little bit. Then your wife's twenty
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: six year old niece in the Coulinary School, so y'all
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: high as your personal shell. She came three days a
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: week to come. My wife volunteers out of senior daycare
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: most afternoon, so I was left home alone beneath she
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: was cooking niece and slim and fine, yeah boy with
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: long legs and a nice but yeah boy. Yeah. We
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: talked and sip wine while she cooked, yamn one. And
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: whenever she left, I give a nice tip, and she
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: give me a hull. Here where the problem is right here?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: This nice tip you gave her. You was testing the waters.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Then you was flexing and playing big willie. You already
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: paying her. So what's the name extra tip for she
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: ain't come up for three days a week. Okay, player,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: when I come back, I'm gonna read you the rest
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: of your rights. You're asking trouble. Oh yeah, all right.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up in
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letters subject
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: more money, more problems. We'll get back into it right
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, right, Steve. Come on, let's get
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: back into this letter. Let's recap more money more. We
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: can see this letter coming. Fits six year old man
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: tells us at the top of his letter that he
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: got a lot of swag and he didn't hand fine
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: women all his life. Way to set us up, honey,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: you got another one seemed like too. Now, eight years
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: ago you decided it was time to get married, and
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: you found a good woman to settle down with. They've
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: been all over the place. Dog, he was just a player.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I've always fooled around, It's what he said. He could
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: have stopped right there and put up dot dot dot,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: but he kept talking. He said he fooled around with
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: lotto and bought scratch offs. By the year ago, I
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: got lucky one eight hundred thousand. My wife and I retired,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: paid everything off, travel a little bit, and then your
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: wife haven't had this little twenty six year old nieces
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: in culiary school. Y'all still playing big Willie. You hide
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: her as our personal chef. She came three days a week. Now,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I don't know how y'all
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: spiing eight hundred thousand. But if you fifty six and
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: you got eight hundred thousand and you're hiring personal shels
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: and traveler, dog, I don't. I don't know what fun
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: you didn't put this eight hundred in? But could you
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: please please call me partner because you spend it? Right now?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: How everybody quit on eight hundred? Dog? You ain'tble fifty six? Dog?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Have you doc? Have you thought this out? So? Dog?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: If at fifty, at fifty thousand a year, five and
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: ten years, five hundred thousand gone, you ain'tble sixty six,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: y'all must be playing on dying then I mean, I mean,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: I mean anyway, maybe you got some more money, but
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: that ain't the story anyway. Your wife volunteer to senior daycare,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: so I was left home with your niece when she
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: was cooking niece and slim, and here we go. And
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: that's just how you like them too, Remember you like
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: fine women with long legs and a nice but yeah,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: we talked and sip mine while she cooked them. Whatever
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: she left, i'd give a nice tip and she'd give
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: me a hug, which means you couldn't wait to give
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: her the tip because you wanted to hug from the
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: long legs and the nice button and the fine girl,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: because that's what you used to And you've been fooling
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: around your whole life because you, Jeff, wanted to get
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: married eight years ago. Your answer forty eight fo. You
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: gave it up, dam but it was stealing you was
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: deep in you, wasn't it dogging? One day the hug
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: turned into a kissing. The kiss turned in the sex
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: as usually high gold. You don't usually have sex then
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: start kissing. I got that. She initiated it after that day.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Now she initiated. Now let me tell you why she
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: initiated it, dog, because these big tips she was giving
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: hug and then that hug that you was hanging on too,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: extra she twenty six. You know what that is? I
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: got this old fool. Okay, So she initiated it, and
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: we had sex several times a week, so she had
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: to initiate that every time. So and then she initiated,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: and she was real freaking and she always wanted to
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: do it in the kitchen. So now you know you.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: You are now on the cutting blocking, stepping in draws,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: and everything got dish tiles everywhere. I got caught up
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: and started giving her a lot more money. See now,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: listen to this. He's saying that this made me feel
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: like the old player that I used to be. No,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: it didn't. Started giving her a lot of money made
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: you feel like the old player you used to be.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Now giving her a lot of money made you feel
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: like the old sugar daddy that you are. Say, make
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: you feel like the old player you was when you
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: give a younger girl a whole lot of money for
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: sexual favors, you're sugar daddy. Dog. You ain't the old
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: player no more. You are old fool. You're sugar daddy.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: But the sugar got too good to you. And this
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: made me feel like the old player I used to be.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: And I wasn't thinking straight. This girl had been filming
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: us having sex over and over and over again. Now
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: in the beginning she told you she liked to film
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: herself in the kitchen, And what't y'all in the kitchen? Yeah?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: What what was you thinking about? How you didn't get
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: that damn phone? Dog? How you didn't get the damn phone?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: You got caught up? Well, now she's the man that
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: I give her fifty thousand or she telling my wife.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Now now here come, here comes the old player. I
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: can't move as much money out of our account without
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: my wife and daughter, which means the player he used
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: to be and the old sugar daddy he is is
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: now entrapped. So now he talked out. He talking about
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: I ain't giving her nothing. All. He's saying, I can't
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: move that much money out of my account without my
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: wife knowing it. To make it worse, I can't fire
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: her without my wife questioning it. I'd rather fire her
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: and have my wife question that. Then the hunt sit
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: up in the head, start rolling, take and now hit
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: it food. I ain't slept in days. I'm a nervous ring.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: How am I gonna get out of this? Please help, pimp.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: You can't see, pimp, there is no get out of this.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: See you're in the quantity. So here's what you gotta
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: do part. You got to sit the niece down, and
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: you got to explain the situation, the problem you in
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: that I can'tnot move this much money without my wife. No,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: I just can't do it. You're gonna have to say that,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: all right. Then you're gonna have to beg huh, your
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: punk ass gonna have to start crying. Crying, Yeah, that's
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: all you got on all right, you got his tears.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: And when I come back, I'm gonna just finish a
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: little bit more this when we come back, just ain't much,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: just a little bit, okay, all right? And then Junior
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: is here with the new poem too, coming up in
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: forty six minutes after the hour. Right after this you're listening,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Steve had a little more. He wanted to put on
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter um from this older gentleman who got
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: into a bit of trouble with his wife's niece. At
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: this boy sleeping with the girl. His wife's niece is
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: in Colorary school. She fine. He an old player, used
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: to have got l swag and always been around fine women.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Were he been paying her money, tipping her and hugging
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: every time she leaves his wife volunteering down at a
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: senior home. He and here just acting a damn food
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: with his old stupid ass. Now he didn't got caught up,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: and this made him like the old player that he was.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: I had to remind him this don't remind you the
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: old player you was. This reminds you the old sugar
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: daddy that you are, because that's all you are now.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Now now the girl is trying to embezzle him, extort
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: him out of fifty thousand or she telling my wife,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Now you scariest. Now you say I can't move this
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: much money out of I count without my wife knowing it.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: To make it worse, I can't fire her without my
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: wife questioning it. I ain't slept in days. I'm a
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: nervous wreck. How am I gonna get out of this?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Please help ars him? Hear what you got to do.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: You got to throw yourself on the mercy of the court.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: You got the big and plead with the girl. That's
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: all you can do. Surely got it dead on the head.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: If you give her the money she still got to take.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: How your old ass hain't get that phone first day?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: I never know. I don't know how caught up in
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: this thing you was but you got to be the
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: biggest damn food out of evers seen. Now you feel
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: to lose your wife, you feel to be back out
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: there and find out how big a player you are.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, how big a player you ain't.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: When your wife found out, she gonna divorce you, and
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: it's gonna create a rip ripple through the family. The
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: eight hundred thousand that you had, which I don't know
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: how much of that you got left, but more than
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: half of that's gone as soon as your wife find out,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: she's gonna take all that damn money your ass just
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: for it to be an old broke ass food. And
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: you just set up here, quit your damn job. You're
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: gonna have to go back down there, get your damn job.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Talk about throwing yourself on the course. You gonna have
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: to go back down. Damn y'all back because you to
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: retire to damn you you damn you back, bro. And
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: it's nothing we can help you with me, Tommy Jay Junior.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: We we ain't got nothing for you, man, bro. He's
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: nothing we can do. So we ain't got nothing for it.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Ain't giving her fifty ain't gonna work because she's gonna
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: come back for another fifty is because what's your Homebolod?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: What's your Homebolod? Brother? Hey man, all you can do
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: the only thing you can do, it's going there and
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: just say tell her, Just go ahead and tell her.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn, I go and there. What
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: you come on? That's the only shot you got. Problem
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: is she twenty six and she gonna walk our ass
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: in there, and she gonna put it on social media. Man,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: your head said trumping. Post your comments on Today's Strawberry
• 1:10:26
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• 1:10:29
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• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Junior's up next with his z Easter poem at twenty
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: minutes after. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, you have one more piece of advice
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: you want to add to the old player and the
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Strawberry from early. Two things he can do that can
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: get him out of this. For me, there's two test
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: you need to go take. Number number one, you need
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: to go down there and test positive for Corona. First
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: thing you need right now, you need a positive Corona
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: nineteen tests. The second yeah, yeah, yeah, you need twenty
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: The next test you need is you need to test
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: positive for Alzheimers. You have to test positive for Alzheimers.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: You got to come in now and not know who
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: that girl is tomorrow. You you got to quit quit
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: recognizing your all timers. Yes, you got twenty. I would
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: like to get Alzheimers and COVID twenty before I leave
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: here today. You need you need to walk in that
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: house and not recognize your wife to mark, don't know
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: who the hell she is at all? Every time she
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: text you, snatch away who you? Who? You? Who? You?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Immediately this Harper, this is all you, bro. This is
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: your only chance test positive for COVID nineteen right now.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: You got you got to get that test tomorrow. Now.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: This is what you do. They got these online applications
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: that they got these online tests you could take for
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: COVID nineteen tested. Fill it out and get you a
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: red stamp somewhere to say positive stamped your damn self.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: You do come in there, boy, and I'm talking about
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: get this much fine flem and packet in your damn logs.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: It's your Yeah, it's your only chance. Start peeing on
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: yourself right while you talking to start peeing on yourself.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: That's lose all controlling. Yeah, I don't don't let it dry.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: It's got to be no do it while you're talking
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: to it. Yeah, but as you drinking your coffee drink man,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: all you got you got listening and Steve don't notice
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: the pecause she calls it out. She'll say yourself and
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: then and then you say, hell, now, hey, I'm nine
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: peeing on myself? What's wrong with you? And the matter?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Let me? And who are you? Ain't ain't nobody to
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: for pe on met man? Yeah, this is your only
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: route album yet Still she got the tapes. But that's
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: at least he can have that. You know, I wasn't
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: thinking it wasn't me. I don't know who the hell see,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: I forgot I was married any damn one that wh
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: I was sleeping with. You know, he got to go.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: That's what sulet this man. I know this. We have
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: nothing for him. He can try all this, everything worked,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: but the truth once this, once we see this footage,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: that's a wrap. Man. If you can't catch her giving
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: that phone to your wife, you need to dive at
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: your front window right away to bust out the glass. Stuff.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: You need to get that phone is what you needed
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: to just burn the whole house down there to get
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: that fash hell with that house. He got money. He
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: got money, you'll get him another one. He got about
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: twenty dollars left if he does all that out of
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: that eight hundred thousand. All right, thank you, guys. I
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: think coming up we'll talk about did he's virtual Dan
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Sathan for the coronavirus relief? That twenty minutes after right
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show. Did He's virtual Dan
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Sithan for coronavirus relief? It was big this past weekend?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Did he dance virtually with his ex Jennifer Lopez and
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: her current fiance a Rod. I like that. I love that. Yeah,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: I know you guys are gonna say that. A lot
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: of celebrities checked in, Yeah, including Oprah who donated one
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: million dollars. Has to have a finger in my mouth
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: when I said that. My baby finger puppy got his
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: team mm team love Dancitan fundraiser raised money for healthcare
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: workers on the front lines of the Corona virus. I
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: love that information. Yeah, and he's got up to like
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: ninety thousand viewers. Yeah, I mean really good. It's really
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Video for a good cause, even if it's
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: for a good Joss the street for a good car. Guys, Okay,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: now I'm not dancing with your new fiance. Put Jay
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Low back home. But he was in the back. She
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: was Dan. I thought he got on the camera. What
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Dan is you doing? He was there, but she was
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: in the front, always there. I love that. Robby on
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: the scene. Huh he knows. Yeah, Chris jen and Corey
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Gamble they checked in donated it is big, big, It
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: really was. Yeah, idea. All right, because good Well, we'll
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show and some
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: trending news coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: what is this daily coronavirus timeline you have for us? Well,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: the day is not as busy as we think it is.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: In fact, Wayne doing a damn thing. Here's the Corona
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: virus breakdown for pretty much everybody. Clue housty. All right,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: you get up early in the morning thinking you gotta
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: go to work. You don't, so you go back to sleep,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Go back to sleep. Turn on why are you in
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: the bed? Turn on? Some depressing news. Why you eat
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: your breakfast in your challenge shirts. You're going from one
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: challenge to the other. That's your day. This is so true.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Can you slip again over to some more depression news.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: You figure out if it's depressing on this challengel, I'm
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: not gonna watch, and then I go over there more
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: depressing news. More. Then you check your phone, check your phone, callback, callback, callback,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk to, don't want to talk to?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: What the hell they call me for? I'll be damned begging, begging, baging?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: You check your text, get that? Then you completely up.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: If you nashty, you wash your face, brush your teeth,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: and you take a shower. But you ain't going nowhere,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: so you might not do any no damn thing. You
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody in here? What me? I really don't have
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: to watch myself? All right, now you've done all of
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: those things, get this time to eat again? All right?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Here goes this. When it really gets busy, your day
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: gets busy, you look out the wonder, see the white people.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: You see the white people without mask. You see to
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: yourself daily phrasing, hen they ain't got anybody pass the mask,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: don't didn't just don't make no I'm sitting in the
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: house with a mask on, but none of these white
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: people who pass it got a mask on. Maybe they
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: do something I don't know. Watch the white people. You
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: watch the white people clean up behind the dog. Now
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: they won't speak, they won't speak to you at all,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: but they have no problem picking up dog. Dude. They
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: were not saying, he aw you doing, but they have
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: been over and scoop that up like nothing. Okay, all right,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: all right dad, moving now, just moving today. You gotta
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: watch that Netflix chick um picture. You hadn't finished watching
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: last night because you went to sleep, So you gotta finish.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: You gotta get that. Then you're gonna call people you
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: really don't want to talk to. What You're gonna call
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: him anyway because you ain't got nobody else to talk
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: to because you really bored? Is all right? You let
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: me call this rastal who I don't like. Then next
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: thing you know, boom, you wake up because you took
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: a nap. It wasn't playing coming up. It's the last breakup,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: break up the day? What is your jump ass doing?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Are you scared about something? Shay? Break up the day?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: That's how you do it. Coming up in forty nine
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hours. Steve Harvey's closing remarks as well,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: here we are. This is the last break of the day.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: It is the last break up the day. That's better. Okay,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: last break up. You go a little fast right there.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: But anyway, anyway, it's been a good day. You guys
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: were funny, crazy funny that strawberry letter my money problem,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: and you know what, it ain't nothing to do now, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Once we hang this up, we just man going in there, quiet,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: just going back in the down. Uncle went outside and
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: knocked on mind and then it came again and answered,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: who wasn't it, Tommy? Who wasn't it wasn't? Hey, Tommy,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: you don't know what I did this real, I kid, y'all. Now,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: I set outside and watched a trail of ants and
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: just was just as interested, fascinated, I mean, and had
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: built up a whole story of where they was going,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: where they had come from, because you know, it was
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: a two lane highway system, it was a road go
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: in a role coming and I was just fascinating. They
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: went off into the grass. So I couldn't track them
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: because you know, I ain't. I don't My tracking skills
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: don't go with ants through grass. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: they just went in a whole underground, but I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: find them. No over there went straight crossing and tire
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  Speaker 1: little section out in the backyard, and I went out
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  Speaker 1: but down. It was interesting, is what I did. This
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  Speaker 1: is what I did because is the absolute truth, Because
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  Speaker 1: it was I had nothing to do. I tried to
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  Speaker 1: wet up a crow with the water holes. They are fast,
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  Speaker 1: can't you can't get them. I'm trying. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: get one, but you can't get it fast. Man. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: y'all listen in this in this uh COVID nineteen time,
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  Speaker 1: we just have to keep stressing to you the importance
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  Speaker 1: of this time that we're going through. Uh. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: it's let's just be aware of something. It's not just
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  Speaker 1: happening to you. This ain't. I know you. I know
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  Speaker 1: there are some people, not all of you, but there
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  Speaker 1: are a lot of people going, oh woe is me? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's oh woe is us, It's oh woe is everybody?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's enjoying this. But you can find some enjoyment in it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you understand what I'm saying, Uh, there's
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  Speaker 1: some family time in it. It's some closeness that can
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  Speaker 1: be had. Look, I know it's some negative points to this,
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  Speaker 1: got it. But if you're gonna sit here, it's in
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  Speaker 1: your smart and your best interests to try to find
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  Speaker 1: the positive in it. You can find the negative in anything,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I complained so much about how tired I
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  Speaker 1: was all the time. Man, I gotta work, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: film this, I gotta tape that, I gotta do a
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  Speaker 1: retake for this, I gotta go over here for that,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do this, I gotta do that. And I
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  Speaker 1: just complained about it to the point where I'm in
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  Speaker 1: here now and I'm not that busy. And you mean
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  Speaker 1: to tell me that I have the nerve to complain
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  Speaker 1: about that too, when I could very easily, as I've
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  Speaker 1: decided to do, take this time and think of it
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  Speaker 1: in a positive way. As bad as it is out
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  Speaker 1: there and we are in a situation, admittedly a very
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  Speaker 1: challenging situation, there is some good in this that is
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  Speaker 1: a blessing in this. There is something that is coming
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  Speaker 1: out of this that will benefit you. But you have
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  Speaker 1: to be a person that looks for it. You have
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  Speaker 1: to be watchful. You got to live your life in expectation.
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  Speaker 1: I expect a blessing to be on the other side
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  Speaker 1: of this. I expect to come out of this better
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  Speaker 1: than I was. I've actually put some things in place
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  Speaker 1: to ensure that. You know, God gives us choices. Here everybody,
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  Speaker 1: this thing, this pandemic, that's global. It is worldwide. My
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  Speaker 1: friends that I talk to in Botswanna, my friends I
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  Speaker 1: talk to in Ghana, my friends I talk to in
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  Speaker 1: South Africa, my friends I talk to in the UAE,
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  Speaker 1: my friends I talk to in the Bahamas. This is global, man,
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  Speaker 1: this affects us all. It's not just you. But you
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  Speaker 1: have the power of choice. You can decide how to
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  Speaker 1: view this situation. Now if you want to sit there
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  Speaker 1: and be miserable about it, I can't believe we're in
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  Speaker 1: this house another day. I know the kids is on
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  Speaker 1: your nerves. I know you didn't feel like being no teacher.
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  Speaker 1: I don't blame you. I'm not in that situation, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't blame you, and I get it. I understand.
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  Speaker 1: But find the positive, find the light at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the tunnel. Look for the benefit of this. So
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  Speaker 1: since you work all the time and always busy, take
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  Speaker 1: advantage of this time of ease and refreshment. Take a
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  Speaker 1: time in this to connect with your family, to become
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  Speaker 1: Do something. I learn how to cook more, go outside
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  Speaker 1: and get that grill. I'll try some different recipes on
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  Speaker 1: the grid. Do something, turn it into party. Take your
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  Speaker 1: son outside, teach him how to grill, your daughter how
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  Speaker 1: is an upside to this, but you have to look forward.
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  Speaker 1: Live your life in the expectation. God is a good
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  Speaker 1: god man, he really is. God has something for those
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  Speaker 1: who live their life in expectation, who are hopeful. God
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  Speaker 1: got something for us all. But we got to believe
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  Speaker 1: that that's the case, and we got to look for it.
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