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Dalai Lama, Stacey Abrams, Racist Coach, Steve's VM and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all, but.
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  Speaker 1: All at all soon.
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  Speaker 3: Given them.
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  Speaker 4: Black a million.
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  Speaker 6: I Joy Joy.
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  Speaker 2: You don't do that?
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  Speaker 7: You love?
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  Speaker 3: You gotta turn't to turn the mouth turn You probably
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  Speaker 3: got to turn mouth, turn the water the mon.
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  Speaker 2: Come come out, you think, I sure?
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  Speaker 8: Well, Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 8: digny now, one and only.
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  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 8: This one today I want to share with you is
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  Speaker 8: for all of us, and here it is. There is
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  Speaker 8: a solution to all of your problems and situations. If
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  Speaker 8: you don't know what your next move is, that's a go.
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  Speaker 8: I don't care what it is. If the relationship you're
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  Speaker 8: in is all wrong and you don't know how to
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  Speaker 8: get out of it, it doesn't matter. There is a
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  Speaker 8: solution to all your problems and situations. That solution to
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  Speaker 8: all your problems, that way to make all your dreams
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  Speaker 8: come true. The way around a lot of this and
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  Speaker 8: the weakness that you feel at times is prayer, prayer,
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  Speaker 8: a connection with your creator. Could that be the thing
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  Speaker 8: that's missing in your life? I'm just asking because whenever
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  Speaker 8: I get a little bit off track, all I gotta
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  Speaker 8: do is think, just a moment, Steve, have you been praying?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 8: Have you been connecting with your creator? I know you're busy, man,
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  Speaker 8: I know you're busy, and I know at the end
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  Speaker 8: of the day you're done. You're done, and sometimes crawling
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  Speaker 8: into bed is all you can manage to do.
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  Speaker 2: I've said this, it happened to me last night. Again.
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  Speaker 2: I did all of this. But when I look and
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  Speaker 2: when I.
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  Speaker 8: See things not moving, or I don't feel like things
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  Speaker 8: are going in the right direction, or I have a
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  Speaker 8: sense of being stagnant, all I got to do is
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  Speaker 8: retrace it. Because because I'm working, there's no doubt about that.
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  Speaker 8: I'm working. But I am I staying connected? Am I
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  Speaker 8: using that weapon that's available to all of us?
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  Speaker 2: And I pray? And the answer is usually no?
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  Speaker 8: And so I know, Okay, okay, man, I'm getting off
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  Speaker 8: track here, because see, let me tell you something, man.
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  Speaker 8: The reason I constantly talk to God is because life
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  Speaker 8: constantly changes. People who said they was going to do
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  Speaker 8: something for you one day have changed their mind the next.
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  Speaker 8: Somebody you thought was going to show up that day
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  Speaker 8: called in late had an accident and couldn't make it.
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  Speaker 2: That changes the parameters of everything.
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  Speaker 8: The meeting you had set up that had to be
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  Speaker 8: canceled because somebody was ill, that changes the parameters the
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  Speaker 8: time frame of everything.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's all connected.
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  Speaker 8: So if I don't stay in constant prayer and stay
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  Speaker 8: connected to the creative when this thing's happen, I've not
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  Speaker 8: put in my bed, I've not talked to him about
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  Speaker 8: how to handle it, or I'm just not aware of
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  Speaker 8: it and what to do next. And the next thing
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  Speaker 8: you know, it becomes a little stagnant. That has happened
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  Speaker 8: to me. I gotta get back because prayer is the
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  Speaker 8: solution to all of my problems and situations. I have
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  Speaker 8: found that to be the case now. The only reason
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  Speaker 8: I'm telling it to you is because I know if
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  Speaker 8: you anything like me slash human being, then there are
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  Speaker 8: times that you feel anxious. There's moments of desperation. You
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  Speaker 8: have moments of uncertainty. There are times when you feel
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  Speaker 8: like you've lost your way. All your purpose is a
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  Speaker 8: little blurred. You're not sure anymore, or you don't know
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  Speaker 8: what your next move is, or the relationship you in
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  Speaker 8: or the relationships you dabbling in they're just all wrong
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  Speaker 8: for you. Man, there is a solution to all your
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  Speaker 8: problems and situations and his prayer. If you're suffering from
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  Speaker 8: any of the things I just listened, or any other
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  Speaker 8: thing you could think of, just.
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  Speaker 2: Check your prayer. What has your prayer been lately? About it?
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  Speaker 2: And this is for everybody.
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  Speaker 8: I often find when I get that disconnection man, my
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  Speaker 8: prayer and slipped off, I started feeling a little bit less,
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  Speaker 8: so I got to jump back on it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just offering you a solution to.
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  Speaker 8: It, man, and and and I'm giving you a solution
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  Speaker 8: that works one thousand percent.
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  Speaker 2: Fust show. See I ain't guessing at this one.
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  Speaker 8: I'm telling you what has happened in my life, how
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  Speaker 8: I did it, and it'll do for you. God is
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  Speaker 8: filled with mercy and grace. He knows we all messed up.
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  Speaker 8: He knows all of us have done some jacked up
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  Speaker 8: things that don't nobody know about.
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  Speaker 2: He knows all about our past. Man, He know all
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  Speaker 2: of that.
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  Speaker 8: But He is so full of grace and mercy, so
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  Speaker 8: full of fifty to fifty chances. But you know the
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  Speaker 8: thing about your life, thought, and the thing I had
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  Speaker 8: to come to terms with And the reason I don't
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  Speaker 8: let out of the reason I don't let my past
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  Speaker 8: bury me, the reason I don't let my past define
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  Speaker 8: me is because my past, I found out, were just
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  Speaker 8: the ingredients needed for me to make this cake I'm
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  Speaker 8: eating now. My past is just my ingredients. See, you
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  Speaker 8: don't get rid of your past. They ain't they gone nowhere.
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  Speaker 8: They are the ingredients. But when you put them with
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  Speaker 8: something else, they look better, they taste better, it is better.
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  Speaker 2: All of our pasts are just the ingredients that have
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  Speaker 2: become the cake we eating now.
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  Speaker 8: Now, if you don't like the way your cake taste,
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  Speaker 8: then you gotta start putting some other ingredients in. Just
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  Speaker 8: because you started off and your cake was messed up
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  Speaker 8: don't mean you can't straighten out the flavor your cake.
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  Speaker 8: You gotta put some different ingredients in there. So let's
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  Speaker 8: say your cake is trifling tasted, it's bitter. Your cake
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  Speaker 8: is bitter, Well, you got to dilute the bitterness. You
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  Speaker 8: gotta put some more goodness in there. So you got
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  Speaker 8: to put some goodness ingredients to take away the taste
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  Speaker 8: of the bitterness. So you got to put some different
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  Speaker 8: ingredients in there. You gotta start living your life a
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  Speaker 8: little more kindly, a little more thoughtful, a little more sharing,
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  Speaker 8: a little more caring.
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  Speaker 2: And then after a while, man, those new.
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  Speaker 8: Ingredients combined with that bitter it starts overshadowing the bitter
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  Speaker 8: taste because the bitter taste is further behind you. Now
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  Speaker 8: see something that happened to you twelve fifteen, thirty twenty five,
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  Speaker 8: sixteen years ago. Ain't got to be the flavor that's
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  Speaker 8: in your mouth now unless you let it be still ingredients. Man,
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  Speaker 8: if you sink it away your cake taste and change
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  Speaker 8: your ingredients, put something else in your cake mix so
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  Speaker 8: you can get a better taste. If you don't like
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  Speaker 8: the way your life tastes, pray. I've been here, my
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  Speaker 8: mama saying for years. Boy, prayer change his things, don't
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  Speaker 8: my mama said to me all the time, I said
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  Speaker 8: to my TV artist is when they come see me
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  Speaker 8: on the talk show, before I walk on stage, I
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  Speaker 8: tell them these words, my mother said. I said, my
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  Speaker 8: mother used to always tell me this, and it's bailed
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  Speaker 8: me out, and it might do the same thing for you.
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  Speaker 2: I said. Whatever I get in trouble, I hear her words.
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  Speaker 2: She says, son, don't forget to pray.
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  Speaker 8: Don't be ashamed to pray, and don't be too proud
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  Speaker 8: to pray, because prayer, prayer changes things and you better
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  Speaker 8: believe something it one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: Show.
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  Speaker 9: Do you're listening Morning show.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your attention please.
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  Speaker 2: I told you yesterday and he didn't done it again.
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  Speaker 8: But I be dog gone if he ain't done done
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  Speaker 8: it again. Listen back to back to back to back
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  Speaker 8: to back to back to back to back to back
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  Speaker 8: to back to back to back ever since the back
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  Speaker 8: you can remember how far back? That's how far back
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  Speaker 8: back to backs he been doing. He's been doing back
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  Speaker 8: to back since people got here, back to back all
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  Speaker 8: that he's back. Whoa undefeated? Never been late son, come
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  Speaker 8: up every day?
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  Speaker 10: WHOA?
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  Speaker 2: Oh what man? I'm grateful I'm here.
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  Speaker 8: I got another one man, Shirley Strawberry, Colin Farrell, the
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  Speaker 8: Mouth of the South and that Junior. Yes, well, Junior,
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  Speaker 8: what's going on with you today?
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  Speaker 4: Is this a safe face?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I try to make it that way for you, Junior,
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  Speaker 2: Yeah face.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to ju because I.
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  Speaker 7: Don't know.
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  Speaker 11: I told you yesterday it was where you're going and
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  Speaker 11: you said them not to do those dangerous words. Is
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  Speaker 11: where you're being? Okay, I'm working through that. Now here's
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  Speaker 11: the new one. I ain't talking to nobody, says yesterday,
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  Speaker 11: since we got a word, because she came in here
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  Speaker 11: and she said we need to talk. I went straight
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  Speaker 11: to the bathroom of clothing though I ain't been out
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  Speaker 11: since den I just not talking to people. What do
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  Speaker 11: what do we supposed to do with these words? We
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  Speaker 11: need to talk that?
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  Speaker 4: Have you had this problem?
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  Speaker 8: Yes, junior. Now let me explain that to you. When
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  Speaker 8: they come in and say we need to talk. The
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  Speaker 8: first thing you need to do as a man, yes,
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  Speaker 8: is start going through your files, run through your mental
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  Speaker 8: roll intecks, look back quickly, quickly, do a three day,
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  Speaker 8: full day assessment of your life and all decisions, conversations, pictures,
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  Speaker 8: post anything you've taken so you can try to get
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  Speaker 8: some type of mental handle. Oh what this talk fitn't
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  Speaker 8: to be about?
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  Speaker 4: You said three to four days?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you gotta go three that's all you're gonna have
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  Speaker 8: time for? Is we need to talk? If you got
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  Speaker 8: to go back and make mental note of all photos, conversation, text,
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  Speaker 8: post actions, whereabouts anything, phone calls.
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  Speaker 2: She could have overheard anything.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I think that's where I'm at. I'm at phone call. Yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I see what it is.
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  Speaker 11: See okay, okay, I got you big done because that
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  Speaker 11: phone call.
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  Speaker 4: When you say a phone call, I know exactly what
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  Speaker 4: this is.
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  Speaker 11: To now because I saw because I said I'm gonna
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  Speaker 11: be the head of my house, with or without help,
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  Speaker 11: I'm doing it.
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  Speaker 4: And I shouldn't have said that.
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  Speaker 2: That was on the phone.
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  Speaker 4: She heard nestin though she want to talk now, I know,
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  Speaker 4: I get it now.
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  Speaker 2: That was three days ago.
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  Speaker 11: You was not lying three to four days You've got
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  Speaker 11: to go back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: They don't let they don't let more than that go
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  Speaker 8: before they have to talk about it.
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  Speaker 2: They can't. They can't hold it.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, who would they? Y'all, y'all, y'all, it's time I John,
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  Speaker 11: you and Neil. We know who we're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: You're a trouble Junior.
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  Speaker 4: Fine, fine, but he got me on the right tracks
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  Speaker 4: on phone call. I didn't know whe how to count that?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Junior is in for the nephew. He's gonna run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back right after this. You're listening Morning show all right,
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  Speaker 1: it is time to start your morning off with the
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  Speaker 1: junior in for the nephew today with run that prank
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  Speaker 1: back which you're got for it's junior.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, well the nephew's not in today, but I do
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  Speaker 11: have his running prank back in is parasite. Parasites is
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  Speaker 11: what he's left us with. Come on, cats, here we go.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it, Brian, Brian, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: see hey Brian, this is doctor Jacob. How you doing today? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I'm doing. Hey, I'm okay. Listen. You actually came in
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  Speaker 7: uh maybe like two and a half weeks to go
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  Speaker 7: here to my office and got a physical for life insurance.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, right right yeah, everything okay, uh well yeah,
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  Speaker 7: everything's gonna be pretty good. I'd like to see if
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  Speaker 7: I can get you to come in and I you know,
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  Speaker 7: everything's gonna be fine, but I got a small procedure
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  Speaker 7: we'd like to do to actually, you know, right now,
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  Speaker 7: you're not approved for your life insurance due until this
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  Speaker 7: procedure is done, So if you don't mind coming in,
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  Speaker 7: we'd like to get you taking care of When can
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  Speaker 7: I schedule you to come in, like, uh maybe tomorrow
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  Speaker 7: or the following day. Yeah, what kind of procedure is? Well, actually,
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if you've heard of it. This is
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  Speaker 7: an okay, astropy? Nah, I got something that's with that?
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  Speaker 7: So some dude, you wasn't now and something doing my eyes?
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  Speaker 7: What's that? No? No, has nothing to do with the eyes. No,
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  Speaker 7: nothing at all. We found a little bit of parasites
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  Speaker 7: in a particular area, and what we want to do
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  Speaker 7: is make sure we just remove it completely and you'll
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  Speaker 7: be fine. You'll get your life in feriance. You're and
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  Speaker 7: your family will be great. So can I get you
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  Speaker 7: to come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday afternoon?
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  Speaker 9: As?
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  Speaker 7: Wow? What what area found? The parasite is actually one
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  Speaker 7: of your testicles has some parasites. So what we're gonna
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  Speaker 7: do is what's called a okostrom and ok is actually
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  Speaker 7: removing that testicle completely and then everything will be fine.
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  Speaker 7: It's all confined and we'll be able to remove it.
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  Speaker 7: You'll be on your way, you'll get your life insurance
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  Speaker 7: and everything will be fine. Okay, Like I said, can
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  Speaker 7: I get can I? Can I get you to come
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  Speaker 7: in tomorrow?
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  Speaker 10: What you gonna.
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  Speaker 7: Well, only one, only one and it's not gonna take long.
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  Speaker 7: It's a thirty minute procedure, but we want to get
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  Speaker 7: you to come in tomorrow or the next day. Can
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  Speaker 7: we get you to go whether are you available? I
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  Speaker 7: just want to say how I got to remove a
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  Speaker 7: test sir. You know what, oftentimes when people come in
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  Speaker 7: for life insurance, these type of things happen. So we
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  Speaker 7: want to get you in and get it out as
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  Speaker 7: quickly as possible. Nah. Man, I'm waiting for a routine physical. Man.
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  Speaker 7: I wasn't supposed to be checking all this extra stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Now I get a parent site in my testical. Y'all
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  Speaker 7: don't remove a testicle.
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  Speaker 10: Man, I'm twenty five.
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  Speaker 7: Man, my wife, Man, I know kids, they were trying
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  Speaker 7: to be I gotta move a testical. Let me say
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  Speaker 7: this to you, Brian, You're gonna be completely fine. You'll
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  Speaker 7: be able to create children. You'll be able to live
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  Speaker 7: a normal life. You know, You'll just see. You won't
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  Speaker 7: have all of them, but you'll have enough to create children.
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  Speaker 7: You understand that. No, man, I can't No, I ain't gonna.
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  Speaker 7: I can't come in for that now, sir. Is there
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  Speaker 7: any way I can get you in tomorrow or tomorrow
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  Speaker 7: afternoon or the Thursday afternoon? So we can kind of
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  Speaker 7: get this thing taken care of and we can get
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  Speaker 7: you moving on your way, and that people can get
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  Speaker 7: the life insurance papers together and so forth. Nah, man, Man,
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  Speaker 7: we ain't rescheduled now, I need to second a third
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  Speaker 7: opinion on that. Man. He talking about taking away one
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  Speaker 7: of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man, I'm gonnaed to
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  Speaker 7: see another doctor. Man, it's some sir. Sir, you can
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  Speaker 7: go around the entire city and see several doctors. I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna tell you you're just gonna be wasting time. I'm
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  Speaker 7: going to try to knock this thing out for you.
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  Speaker 7: Knock it up. I ain't agreed to nothing. Listen, ye
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  Speaker 7: have to join this to get money. Man, this is
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  Speaker 7: scheduling nothing. Man, I need to take a third o
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  Speaker 7: pity it's bloom Brian. I'll tell you if you come
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  Speaker 7: in and let me get this thing taken care of,
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  Speaker 7: you know, I'll have you back. You know, big ball
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  Speaker 7: and shot calling before it's all over. You know what's big?
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  Speaker 7: Big balling? Shot calling? Man? I told you, Man, I
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  Speaker 7: ain't going in for none of that. Man, I'm supposed
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  Speaker 7: to tell my wife. Man, this this ain't cool. Man.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't going in for that. Man. I'm rescheduling. Man,
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  Speaker 7: you rescheduled. What do you mean you're rescheduling? Sir? What
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  Speaker 7: I'm getting I'm getting another opinion. I ain't going in
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  Speaker 7: for that, okay, But I'm trying to make you a
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  Speaker 7: big baller, shot caller. You know, man, what what is
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  Speaker 7: your name? But you're supposed to be a doctor. Even
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  Speaker 7: making little jokes, man, you're doing a little play on words.
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  Speaker 7: But it ain't even funny. Man. I'm calling it insurance
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  Speaker 7: far and telling they give me some doctor. Man, you
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  Speaker 7: think he's funny. Hey, it ain't funny. Man. You're making
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  Speaker 7: a little chase. Man, it ain't funny. Man. I'm getting
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  Speaker 7: thinking of pain now. I have to getting all of
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  Speaker 7: the work that we got, the blood work, the yearine work,
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  Speaker 7: the complete physical. That's when we realize that you had
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  Speaker 7: parasites in a particular area. So what we're trying, I'm not.
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  Speaker 7: I don't mean I trying to make a light of
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  Speaker 7: make humor in it, just to make you feel a
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  Speaker 7: little bit more comfortable. I apologize, all right.
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  Speaker 10: That ain't funning, man.
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  Speaker 7: You want to want to lose it? No, that ain't funny.
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  Speaker 12: Man.
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  Speaker 7: If I had a situation that nurse would have told me.
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  Speaker 7: Then he ain't telling me nothing. Man, have me thinking,
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  Speaker 7: I'm all good now you telling me I got to
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  Speaker 7: come in to remove a test on many. We had
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  Speaker 7: to run tests on you, sir. We got tests back
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  Speaker 7: when you do have the parasites, and what we want
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  Speaker 7: to do is make sure we get them completely cleared out.
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: The only way I can clear that out is to
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: remove that testicle. Man, it's some man. I ain't got
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: no pair sites. Man, may I'll here running out of
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: these tests on me. Man, I'm going to another doctor.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: Man because this man, I ain't got no paracite. Man,
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: all these kids got somebody that rhyme me, I gotta
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: remove them. That's some O. Yeah, that's I know you doctor. Man.
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: I ain't got a paracise. Man, I'm following my head shut.
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: I'm telling my dealing with you. Thank you. Man. I
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: ain't got no paracise man, Brian. Let me make you
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: understand something clearly here. It's my job as a physician
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: that if the patient doesn't come to me, it's my
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: job to come to you and extract the problem. You're
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: leaning towards me having to come to your home and
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: extract the problem. Man. When you want to come to
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: home house, May you why what you want with the
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: house man? How to test is? May you you fact
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: that I'm going for another doctor, I'm getting another chest.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: I ain't got a test.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Let it, sir.
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: You've got the paradise and you only have twenty four
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: hours for me to get you. Sir, I have to
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: move on this quickly. Brian, Okay, I'm not gonna take
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: it again. I ain't gotta.
• 19:51
  Speaker 10: Go three this can't give it.
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: I ain't give it. I ain't got to Paris. Man.
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another another,
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: a human being. It just develops in one out of
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: I got to extracted from you.
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: You tell me.
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: I'm fine. There's something else that you have that I
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: haven't told you about. There's something else I need to
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: tell you.
• 20:20
  Speaker 10: I got you something I got passed.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: Bright. You just got pranked. You just got pranked by
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Warning Show. Your wife
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: and Nika got me the plant phone called you have me.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: I didn't see that coming.
• 20:44
  Speaker 13: We won't have to explore some time to.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you j and for the nephew. Coming up next
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: as the c l O with our Chief Love Officer
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. In entertainment news, the Dalai
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Lama is apologizing and says he was being quote innocent
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: and playful when he asked a young boy to quote again,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: suck my tongue hip hop, That's what he says.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been playing my whole life. I ain't never
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: played that. Ain't one what you again?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I mean? Crazy crazy crazy crazy? And Cardi B slammed
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: the Dalai Lama for his actions. Plus Michael jordan Chicago
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: mansion was broken into and in sports entertainment news, well,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Carla has a major announcement from the cheer world. What
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: of the hour, but right now it is time to
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: ask the c l O. Cheaf Love Officer Steve Harvey
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: in the building, ready for your love questions? All right,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: This one's from Vicky and Tuscaloosa. Vicky says, my husband
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: is a former pro athlete and he wanted to settle
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: in a smaller town to raise our children. But every
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: weekend he's flying to LA, Chicago, New York and other
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: cities to hang out. Did he tuck me and the
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: kids away so he could run the streets?
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean he obviously wanted to provide you all
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: with the safe atmosphere, so when he did fly off,
• 22:22
  Speaker 8: you know, he'd have a little less to worry about
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: y'all up there living in the Armish village and everything.
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: You know, TV, you can't even tell where he y'all
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: ain't your WiFi. You know, he got you that took
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: way out he ain't put He ain't page that sun
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: like Thish Bill either, So now you just out there
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: ain't an underground cable way out there where y'all are.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: So you know, he just he was just protecting y'all.
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: So when he did go to LA every weekend, you know,
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: as a professional athlete, you know y'all would be fine.
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: He didn't have to worry about you, you know, former
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: he couldn't. Yeah, and then it cuts back on costs too.
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: When you ain't got cable at nights, you know, you
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: everything was capture out there in the Armies villings. You know,
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: you out there lacking candles and stuff, and that that's
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: way cheaper than fit. This man is wrong, you know,
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: y'all ain't y'all ain't got no car, y'all like that
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: with that bugy and that horse.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: You know, you know, you know, horses is way cheaper
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: than cars.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Making their own butter and stuff.
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: See right there, you eating off the land and everything.
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: You out there, you don't learn how to churn. The
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: kids over there making their own drawls. You know, it's
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: just a wonderful life y'all got over there, y'all. You
• 23:32
  Speaker 8: don't know but six people. The next house is eight
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: miles away. You know, it's just a it's you're just
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: a closer family now, y'all. Don't think you're looking at
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: the good side of this lady. Really, you know, just
• 23:43
  Speaker 8: all the stuff he done provided y'all. Listen, the kids
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: out there know how to grow corn and stuff. You know,
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: that's that's how you want kids be self.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: So the answer is, yes, he took her and the
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: kids away so he could run the.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Street way away.
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah all right, y'all out there, God you'll pass the
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: name Ickba, you know, all right.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Listen, Moving on to Maryland and Jacksonville's Colo Marylynd writes,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I'm involved with the married man and his wife is
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Craig Cray, and she puts him out when she's mad
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: at him. I'm sick of him staying here till she
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: cools off. I want to set boundaries with him, but
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I don't want him to run away. I don't want
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: to run him away. What should I tell him?
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. What should you
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: tell him? Don't run over hill every time your wife
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: puts you out. But you dating the married man? Now
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: he more available because he get to stay over there
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: till she cool off. You tired of him using your
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: crib as a cool off pad?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: All right? Why don't you do this here?
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: Tell him he can't come over that no more? Then
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: you done ran him off. I don't know what it's here.
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: You want to be comfortable, but you've chosen an uncomfortable position.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Why don't you see somebody that ain't married? I guess
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: that's crazy. I guess that's just crazy. I guess that's crazy.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: He's married to a crazy woman. Well, he's dating a
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: crazy person too. He like crazy women? Yeah, yeah, all right?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Sasha in Oakland. Sasha writes, my sister
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: and I. My sister in law has dropped her son
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: off over to our house four times in the last
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: month to play with our son. At this point, she's
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: using us as babysitters. My husband says it's no big deal,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: but he's not around to help me. How do I
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: get her to stop this?
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Call her.
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: The phone, Hey, Sharita's Sharita. Don't bring us the last
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: over here no more. You can bring him over here
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: once a week, but that's it. I don't know what
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: you're doing, what you need all this free time, but
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: I'd like some free time too. We love him, we
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: want them to have relationship. You can bring him over
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: here once a week. I know you need help with
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: the baby and all like this here, but I'm babysitting
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: two kids and that's too much.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I only got one, okay.
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: And you need to leave some money Chippy in on
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: these grocery because he's asked over just eating. He asked
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: them for stuff we don't do over here. We don't
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: buy Sunday delight, and he just over now he want
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: Sunday delight. He won't fruit roll ups. My kids don't
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: eat that. Yes, now, got he got mad because we don't.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Have no kool aid. We're not kool aid teaching you
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: don't do r.
• 26:35
  Speaker 13: We drank cola over here, all right, the last one.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Laney in Flenchers, Lady rights, I've been
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: married for over twenty years and I caught my husband
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: texting the lady that works at the bank. He told
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: her he wants to make love to her, but he
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: needs time to think about it because he doesn't want
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: to cheat on me. It sounds like he's being forced
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: into something he doesn't want. Do you agree or Oh?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: That's how you see that?
• 27:13
  Speaker 14: Man?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I wish more people thought like you. What lady, come
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: on that is amazed? Hey go ahead read that again, okay.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Lady im Flint says, I've been married for over twenty
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: years and I caught my husband texting the lady that
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: works at the bank. He told her he wants to
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: make love to her, but he needs time to think
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: about it because he doesn't want to cheat on me.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: It sounds like he's being forced into something he doesn't want.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Do you agree or disagree?
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: Clo, So what do you think the lady at the
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: bank got on him? If you don't start sleeping with me.
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: I'm going to release your account information if you mean
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: right now, If you don't sleep with me, I'm gonna
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: tell some people how much money you got in this bank.
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: If you don't sleep with me, I'm gonna send your
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: bank account information to your wife and she gonna see that.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: You're about to tell her next to me phone new
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: dresses and I see it on your account right here?
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: What is it that she has on him? But who
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: is this dude?
• 28:30
  Speaker 8: I want to make love to you, yes, but I don't.
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: I need some time because I don't want to cheat
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: on my wife. Boy, you ain't walking in there with
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: that text and showed it to her. If my wife
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: hand me the phone and it's got that text on it,
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: if we're in the car, I'm slinging it out on
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: the freeway. That's not what you read and I would
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: deny that text. And he is what, No, that's not
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: what it ses. We'll go back and hit it several tricks.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you, Clo. Coming up at
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: for you. Right after this. You're listening.
• 29:16
  Speaker 9: Morning show.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Well, the Tally's Alma has now apologized for an interaction
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: with a young boy on Monday, after footage on social
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: media shows him asking the little boy to suck my tongue.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: That was a quote. His representatives wrote a statement on
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Twitter saying quote his Holiness wishes to apologize to the
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: boy and his family, as well as as many friends
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: across the world, for the hurt his words may have caused.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: His Holiness often teases people when he meets. When he
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: meets them in a playful and innocent way, even in
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: public and before cameras, he regrets the incident.
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: What his Holiness, Yeah, sucking something about tongue because I've
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: been involved in it before.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, it is really not a holy moment.
• 30:12
  Speaker 8: So we can quit calling him his Holiness his other words,
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: a player here but up hill. I mean, if you
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: say that publicly to a woman these days, the trouble
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: you are in.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: But here's the proper You said this to a little boy?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: Mad?
• 30:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: I mean, dog, that's some pedophile stuff right there. You
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: don't tell the little boy come here and suck my tongue.
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: What are you saying this to this little boy? He
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: meets the Dolly Lama and if that's his faith, he
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: thank you his holiness.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the little boy asks for a hug. Yeah, that's
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: how you got.
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: Come on over here, little boy, see right there. I
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: ain't mad dog. No, no, no, that's next level. We're
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: gonna we're gonna get a new dollary.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Lama.
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: Do they vote for I don't know. I don't know
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: how they do what they do because I know the pope.
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: They send the chimney, They put the smoke in the
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: chimney for the pope, for the announcement.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: What do they do to get the dollar? Lama? We
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: don't know who was the last one? Is the wanting line, Nick,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: We just need to move home.
• 31:23
  Speaker 8: All the qualifications to ben dollar Lama.
• 31:28
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: He's over there in Tibet. He's the religious leader of
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: the Tibetian and I think he too. Yeah, it's.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Somebody sent me a picture of him.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Please heded for one. You got to I wouldn't.
• 31:46
  Speaker 14: Come on.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, but you know what Cardi B spoke out about it. Okay,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Cardi B slammed him and said this world is full
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: of predators. But then people you know, started talking about
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Cardi B saying she wasn't the right person to slam
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: the Dalai Lama because, you know, or to call somebody
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: a predator because back in Carti stripper days, you know,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: it was rumored that she robbed and drugged her clients.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: While on IG Live, Carter Cardi b clapped back to
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: her critics and defended her position on child abusers by saying,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I am the right messenger because I'm a blanking mom, okay.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: And these men that supposedly this happened to were grown men.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: They were grown, grown men, not children. What are you
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: talking about?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: What are y'all talking about? She's not the right person,
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: who is?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: What about what the Dalai Lama did? Yeah?
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: The only person that could say something like that and
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: get away with it is Donald Trump.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump.
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: He's the only want anybody else hat dearly for that mistake.
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: Donald Trump is the only one to say something like
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: that and still get sent me.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: You supposed to be president. Yeah, you got that right.
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah? You talking to a child man and you say
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: something like that. What joke was you telling? How funny
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: was it?
• 33:10
  Speaker 10: Not?
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Suck my tongue?
• 33:12
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: And that's enough.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Tongue out of his mouth? Steve, Did you see that?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Hed his tongue out.
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: Oh, y'all got to send me this CARDI B is
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: exactly right. You can put Steve Harvey on that same
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: list with Cardi B. Now, what makes Steve Harvey qualified
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: to say this? Because Number one, as you all jump
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: on anybody who do anything wrong, y'all talking about this boy, uh,
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: this boy that supposedly got charged with this abuse with
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: this woman lately, this actor that was in Creed. As
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: soon as he do something here, y'all comes. As soon
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: as somebody do something to a woman here, y'all come
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: and expectedly and as you should.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Got it?
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: Hot in hell, somebody gonna say something thing to direct
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: that at a child. You're a grown man, his holiness,
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: and you tell a child something like that?
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
• 34:08
  Speaker 10: Man?
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: What joke was you telling?
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: I'm a professional joke teller, and I've never told that
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: joke anytime I've said that to a woman.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I was serious. I might have said it jokingly, but
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I was sure hoping though.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the exact quote was. His holiness often teases people
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: when he meets in an innocent and playful way, even
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: in public and before cameras.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: What I don't want to meet him.
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, when you're the dolly Lama, what
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: is you the head of.
• 34:47
  Speaker 9: Asking us?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: We don't know that.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to figure out that that he can
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: get demoted.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Saying what you're saying, Who's next.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: In li Yeah? Hold the vice dollar Norma.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: He's a religious leader, not a political leader. He's a
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: religious leader.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Who make it?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: All right, let's see. Okay, we don't have a lot
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: of time, but Carlo, you had some cheer news, go
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: ahead so we can get to that. Yeah, this is
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: really really big, you guys.
• 35:23
  Speaker 15: We want to say congratulations to Texas Southern University. They
• 35:29
  Speaker 15: won top honors at the twenty twenty three NCAA Collegiate
• 35:35
  Speaker 15: National Cheer American Championship, the first historically black university to
• 35:42
  Speaker 15: do so in seventy five years.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Is relation?
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: We definitely wanted to get that in. Thank you.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour of white
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: football coach in Georgia posted his own racist rant about
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: the city of Atlanta's black residents. We'll talk about that
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: right after this You're listening.
• 36:04
  Speaker 9: Morning show.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: A white football coach in Georgia named Mark Taylor, Mark
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Taylor is his name. Well, Mark Taylor has come under
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: fire for making racist remarks about Atlanta's black residence. The
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: guy is well known for training high school and college
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: football players, and he has pictures posted with famous college
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: coaches and even Phillies Eagles star Jalen Hurts. While driving
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: around Atlanta, Taylor posted his own racist rant video. Take
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: a listen.
• 36:32
  Speaker 14: Every restaurant looking in here's black. Every car beside him
• 36:36
  Speaker 14: is black. They can have Atlanta.
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: It used to be a fun place to come.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: To up here.
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  Speaker 9: They can have this place right here.
• 36:43
  Speaker 14: And stuff ain't no way, no way.
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: I just did it.
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:48
  Speaker 14: It was just a sign up there had Obama and
• 36:50
  Speaker 14: all them on there and stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
• 36:53
  Speaker 14: Yeah, that's all it's up here. That's all it's up here, man,
• 36:57
  Speaker 14: And stuff is just crap. Yeah yeah, you and involved
• 37:01
  Speaker 14: need to come up here and go hunting. Yeah that stuff. Man,
• 37:05
  Speaker 14: ain't none here though, Ain't nothing but blacks up here.
• 37:08
  Speaker 14: So all it is Atlanticton gone down.
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  Speaker 4: Man, just gone.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Well that's interesting, see it.
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: That is how you handle mostly football players and coaches
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: of that nature. Well, let's see how your career gonna
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: go without the blacks, because that's what didn't happen right now? Yeah,
• 37:25
  Speaker 8: now you ain't gonna have much of a career. See
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: it's amazing, man, how they get together and make all
• 37:30
  Speaker 8: the money they can with blacks around blacks and alongside
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: blacks and by using black. But in their heart they
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: feel differently. I'm glad he posted. Thank you man, appreciate it.
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: Now your ass is out. Yeah, ain't never but black.
• 37:47
  Speaker 8: See the hunting comment, that's them. That's what a racist does.
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: But you kind of see how it feels. See, people
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: are shocked when they have to be a man noughty
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: for just a little while. Imagine what that's like all
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: the time. See, I don't feel sorry for people when
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: they become annoughty for a little while because I be
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: looking upside their head. I know they I know they
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: booty type.
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: I know it.
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: I know I know they don't peers at needle, I
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: know they looking around. I know there's an element of uncertainty,
• 38:20
  Speaker 8: because that's we live like that every day, every single day.
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: We're the only one in the department, the only one
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: in the office, the only one on the elevator, the
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: only one at the restaurant, the only one in the office.
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: We've been there for so long. Welcome to the club.
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: I hope your ass continues to feel this unnerving discomfort.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: It's really a joy to hear man.
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: It's just that, well, it's sometimes it's just white, you know,
• 38:53
  Speaker 8: and you know, and and when we'd have been all
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: right with it, we didn't have to deal with it.
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: Welcome to our world. Congratulations. I wish it was mold black.
• 39:02
  Speaker 8: Matter of fact, I have some suggestions each side of
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: cleat Detroit, got hawg, I've got some Chicago's house. I've
• 39:11
  Speaker 8: got some suggestions DC.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: You've been coming up at thirty four minutes after the city. Well,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: check Steve's voicemail eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. Right
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: time now to check Steve's voicemail. If you would like
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: to leave a message for Steve, call us eight seven
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: seven twenty nine Steve. Eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: you might just hear your call on the air. Steve,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Are you ready? This is a relationship question from Kendra
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: from Los Angeles. She's twenty four years old.
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: Hi, Steve, my name is Kendra.
• 39:48
  Speaker 16: I'm twenty four years old and I'm calling from Los Angeles, California.
• 39:52
  Speaker 16: I've been listening to your podcast pretty recently, but I've
• 39:55
  Speaker 16: watched all of your shows and I'm a big fan.
• 39:58
  Speaker 16: But I have a question and I'm that you can
• 40:00
  Speaker 16: give me some advice. So I'm newly merry. I've been
• 40:03
  Speaker 16: married for two years and I'm twenty four years old.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Me and my husband.
• 40:07
  Speaker 16: One of the only thing that we have that's really
• 40:11
  Speaker 16: putting a strain on our marriage so recently is our communication.
• 40:16
  Speaker 16: He comes to a military background, so his way of
• 40:19
  Speaker 16: communicating is problem solution. But I'm very emotional sometimes and
• 40:26
  Speaker 16: I feel as if sometimes when we communicate, it's a
• 40:29
  Speaker 16: very cold conversation and it ends very quick. There's no affection,
• 40:35
  Speaker 16: there's no empathy sometimes and it really does get to me.
• 40:39
  Speaker 16: So what would you recommend we do and how do
• 40:42
  Speaker 16: we communicate better on so that way we can end
• 40:45
  Speaker 16: at discussions where we're both happy. I hope you can
• 40:49
  Speaker 16: help see Thank you so much.
• 40:50
  Speaker 8: Fight Well, I've heard this question many times from all
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: different age groups, so it's not new. First of all,
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: let me help you understand something about men. We are
• 41:02
  Speaker 8: problems solution based people. Whenever our girl woman person, we
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: in love with a love and relationship. What comes to
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: us with a problem, we don't want to hear it.
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: We want to solve as soon as we get the
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: nuts and bolts of what it is. Our first inclination
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: as men is to offer the fix. The fix can
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: be rather cut and dry at times, and it leaves
• 41:28
  Speaker 8: a woman feeling like you're not listening to me, or
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: you're not understanding the emotional side of it. Well, we
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: don't really know how to do that part of it,
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: to be honest with you, because that's not the makeup
• 41:39
  Speaker 8: of man his DNA. We are problem solution driven people.
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: So the first thing we're gonna do is offer the fix.
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: And then I've been guilty of it. I can't thousands
• 41:50
  Speaker 8: of times. But what I'm saying to you, Steve, is this, Okay,
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: I heard that, but this is what you need to
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: do to stop that. But no, it's hard for us
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: to address the emotional side of it. Has not to
• 42:04
  Speaker 8: do with his military background. I don't care if he's
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: a comedian and actor. He work on the back of
• 42:10
  Speaker 8: the waste management team. He at the post office, he's
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: the supervisor. He a politician. That's to make basic makeup
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: of men here's the solution. As a woman, what you
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: can do when you sit down, say hey, listen, I'm
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: going to tell you something, and all I want you
• 42:28
  Speaker 8: to do is hear me out. I don't want you
• 42:30
  Speaker 8: to fix it for me. I just want you to
• 42:33
  Speaker 8: hear me out, and then after you hear me out,
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: tell me what you think about what I've said. But
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: I want you to tell me what I said. But
• 42:41
  Speaker 8: I don't want you to fix it. Okay, And you
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: can start there because most guys we don't understand what
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: you mean by the emotional thing. We're trying to give
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: a solution to it because we think and that's the
• 42:52
  Speaker 8: best way to help, and it's often not. And then
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: just sit your man down and say, hey, listen, I'm
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: really struggling because need somebody to listen to me because
• 43:01
  Speaker 8: I have I want to vent this out because women
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: discuss things differently than men, and you just have to
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: understand that it takes a long time for a man
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: to come to that. He's not a bad guy, he's
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: just a guy. Try to talk to him from that standpoint.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: That's good because she thought it was his profession too.
• 43:21
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no, I don't give a damn
• 43:22
  Speaker 8: what you do you really tell you radio show hosts
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: all that's same.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Engineers. I don't care.
• 43:33
  Speaker 8: You come to your man with a problem. He gonna
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: try to fix it. He he don't want to hit
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: all that old how you felt about it. Let's fix
• 43:41
  Speaker 8: it and then move on. And that's not how women
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: want to communicate. Women want to know that if I
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: could suggest something to him, you know, the number one
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: suggestion I sell to men, number one thing you got
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: to do with your woman, show concern, that's the key show.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah he did, Yes, if.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: It works, sound like it sounded like a.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Lot like we need to talk. All right, Thank you
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Kendrick for your call. We're glad to get that in
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: and hope that help for sure. Coming up next, it
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: is Today's Prank Phone Call with Junior in for the nephew.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Right after this, You're listening.
• 44:24
  Speaker 9: Morning show.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today and
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: the subject is slide to the left, slide to the right,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: and back it up. We'll get into that. Let you
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: know what that's all about. Everybody clappy, slide right, Wait
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: two years not about the chown slide. I can tell
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: you that right now, keep a shower. What is it
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: about any of that?
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Left?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: No line dances, marlt.
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: None of that.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it in just a bit, because right
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: now it is time for Junior to do today's prank
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: phone call the nephew's out, Juniors in what you got? Junior?
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Where is nephew?
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Do y'all know anybody?
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I haven't heard.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: I ain't heard the damn thing. So so so he
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: could take off.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Don't have to call nobody.
• 45:20
  Speaker 8: Oh, Junior, Junior, you can ask sure. This's been going
• 45:22
  Speaker 8: on since two thousand and three.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, two thousand.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's over. That's almost over twenty years.
• 45:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just reverts back.
• 45:32
  Speaker 17: You know.
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: It's kind of like that little amieble, you know, and
• 45:37
  Speaker 8: amieba is a small single cell. Yeah yeah, whatever we
• 45:42
  Speaker 8: thought learned it was in school, so science protan or something.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: I won't know what it is, but that's what he is.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: It's just a very it's a single cell.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Something you don't even know.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I know that's what he is.
• 45:54
  Speaker 8: I know what under the microscope is that little thing
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: that wogal by itself and it's.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Just one of them's single sell.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: He just kept his job because he's your nephew.
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: But they got a whole lot doing it, because he'd
• 46:06
  Speaker 8: have been fired by anybody else. But but it's so
• 46:10
  Speaker 8: simple minded.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: You have to let it go.
• 46:13
  Speaker 8: And you have to understand that he's brilliant. The young
• 46:16
  Speaker 8: man is a great actor. He's got a movie grip.
• 46:19
  Speaker 8: But see once again, didn't the movie just come out
• 46:21
  Speaker 8: this weekend?
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: And he got it?
• 46:24
  Speaker 8: And he's still taping Ready to Love? Yeah, and he gone,
• 46:27
  Speaker 8: and ain't he supposed to be on the radio. Yes,
• 46:31
  Speaker 8: that's all.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: That's too much.
• 46:34
  Speaker 8: It just becomes it's too much, and and his little
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: brain shut down. He like he like putting your baby.
• 46:41
  Speaker 8: He like trapping the baby in the car seat. He
• 46:44
  Speaker 8: in the back seat, just going in the car seat
• 46:50
  Speaker 8: because it's too much. See what puts the baby's sleep
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: in the cars when they're looking out the window.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: And all that stuff going by that they don't have
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: a name for ye too much.
• 47:01
  Speaker 8: You know, telephone pole went by, check cash and sign
• 47:05
  Speaker 8: went by, literally.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Store signs.
• 47:09
  Speaker 8: Over the church, high rise building light and all that
• 47:14
  Speaker 8: keep going by real fast, and.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: They ain't got no name for it.
• 47:17
  Speaker 8: So there's too much and they just God just protect them.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: So they don't trip. I don't don't go to sleep little.
• 47:27
  Speaker 8: That's why your baby go to sleep in the car,
• 47:28
  Speaker 8: because there's too much information.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Pouring into that little single cell brain they got. And
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: that's what Tommy is. Tommy isn't a meeb p year old.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: We're here to pray for the suy Auntie de k
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: half year.
• 47:49
  Speaker 15: He.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you some of you. My name is Wayne.
• 47:54
  Speaker 17: You did my auntie's hair yesterday and now I don't
• 47:58
  Speaker 17: know what you did. I don't know what kind of
• 48:00
  Speaker 17: lou you'd use with weaves or whatever, but my auntie
• 48:03
  Speaker 17: had them fell out in church today doing I don't
• 48:05
  Speaker 17: I don't even.
• 48:06
  Speaker 10: Use glue because I don't even know why you're coming
• 48:08
  Speaker 10: at me on the side tip anywhere by your auntie.
• 48:11
  Speaker 10: My auntie Joe Amy.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: My auntie is Deth Brook and I have fell out.
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: No, no, he Brook, I don't know he's got Brook
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: you're talking about.
• 48:20
  Speaker 10: I use glue, don't juice glue up and saw that
• 48:23
  Speaker 10: since nineteen eighty two you come coming, I mean.
• 48:26
  Speaker 17: With some glue on glue pull you think you tripping with?
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Look, let me tell you.
• 48:32
  Speaker 10: Sid some.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Look let me say this to you all. I'm saying you.
• 48:38
  Speaker 10: Gotta say that, you gotta say because I'm serious about
• 48:42
  Speaker 10: my heart weeds. You coming at me with some glue.
• 48:45
  Speaker 10: It's not for some glove that be that melting on
• 48:47
  Speaker 10: the side of your age.
• 48:48
  Speaker 17: Well that's what happened. And I have fell off in
• 48:50
  Speaker 17: service and all the church members and sitting there laughing now.
• 48:53
  Speaker 10: But she shouldn't have been. Maybe she's trying to get
• 48:55
  Speaker 10: the devil out of the because she ain't no business out.
• 48:57
  Speaker 10: I'm hard anyway, but I don't switch noble glove.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: You ain't in the city and talk about my ain't it?
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: And Jesus, don't you talk about how she shouted?
• 49:05
  Speaker 10: I don't even know.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: They call her miss del Brook.
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: I don't know, no miss Brook.
• 49:14
  Speaker 17: She just got her hand done from you yesterday. How
• 49:16
  Speaker 17: you're gonna sit here and act like you ain't cut
• 49:19
  Speaker 17: it yesterday?
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: You're just saying.
• 49:24
  Speaker 10: Woman and common tell me mistake kind of mate, Because I.
• 49:29
  Speaker 17: Don't have no and I ain't I'm finna tell everybody
• 49:34
  Speaker 17: in Atlanta Georgian not to come to your house.
• 49:37
  Speaker 10: Wait a minute, what minute? You white linte? That's my livelihood?
• 49:43
  Speaker 10: Why I don't need you?
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: Is this you?
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: My name is Wayne. I know you're at know Wayne,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: but you you?
• 49:52
  Speaker 10: I got her brother names big Jay, and you bring
• 49:56
  Speaker 10: bring bring.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Look, look let me tell you something.
• 50:00
  Speaker 17: I don't want no problem, but I will throw these
• 50:02
  Speaker 17: hands if I got you.
• 50:03
  Speaker 10: What they ain't gonna throw. Then look here, look here,
• 50:07
  Speaker 10: I ain't got time to tell you. Ain't it whoever
• 50:10
  Speaker 10: ain't some mistaken wasn't new?
• 50:12
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 50:12
  Speaker 10: Look you done got me out here on good Sunday.
• 50:14
  Speaker 10: I just came from church. It's hot as hell, and
• 50:16
  Speaker 10: you telling me about the glue. You ain't got no
• 50:19
  Speaker 10: joy got you today?
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: Do?
• 50:20
  Speaker 10: I ain't got nothing to do.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: I got to find out why my ain't and half
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: faulting out in church?
• 50:25
  Speaker 10: And ain't me so called somebody else in that lay
• 50:28
  Speaker 10: because I'm the I am the just hated too.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: But well you ain't you? You must not be in
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 50:34
  Speaker 17: If you got people hair falling night in church and
• 50:36
  Speaker 17: glue fallow it.
• 50:37
  Speaker 10: All off on the pews, ain't ain'ty problem glue her
• 50:40
  Speaker 10: arm and that's only why it fell out. I'm gonna
• 50:43
  Speaker 10: tell you right now, I'm the hottest filest in that laft.
• 50:46
  Speaker 10: So i don't know who knows dere ain't nobody. If
• 50:49
  Speaker 10: I I ain't doing a half, I don't some half,
• 50:52
  Speaker 10: you go in and and everybody in that lafta dad
• 50:54
  Speaker 10: say the same thing.
• 50:56
  Speaker 17: Look, all I'm saying is you to mess up my
• 50:59
  Speaker 17: ain't and hair I won't get it rectified.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: I need you, first of all to call and apologize
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: to her. I apologize you.
• 51:06
  Speaker 10: Drinking on some Jesus what y'all ain't and that's why
• 51:09
  Speaker 10: you wasn't Michael Jackson and ya ain't in devil seeks
• 51:12
  Speaker 10: to or whatever her name is.
• 51:13
  Speaker 17: Look, let me tell you first of all, you'll go.
• 51:15
  Speaker 17: You'll go respect my ain't.
• 51:17
  Speaker 10: Okay, whatever you say her name is, I put up.
• 51:20
  Speaker 17: I want you to redo my ain't and half for
• 51:22
  Speaker 17: free and get her money back from the first time
• 51:25
  Speaker 17: she paid you.
• 51:26
  Speaker 10: I don't know who this old. I don't know who
• 51:28
  Speaker 10: this is who. I don't know who you are. I'm Wayne,
• 51:31
  Speaker 10: you coming way, ain't look your Wayne. I'm gonna go ahead.
• 51:34
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna hang up in your faith.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: No hold up, I'm jeff nephew. Wayne. Nah, I ain't
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: fIF two years old.
• 51:39
  Speaker 17: Now, if you ain't gonna respect your elders, how you
• 51:41
  Speaker 17: expect to be blessed?
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: You say you just went to church this morning.
• 51:45
  Speaker 10: See that's the problem. You calling me on Sunday. What
• 51:47
  Speaker 10: you got me cutting like this? See? Now I gotta go.
• 51:51
  Speaker 10: I'm putting the pastor behind.
• 51:53
  Speaker 17: Some I got one more thing I need to say
• 51:55
  Speaker 17: to you before I get off the phone.
• 51:57
  Speaker 10: What you got to say? Because minutes This is Nephew.
• 52:02
  Speaker 17: Timey from the Steve horfin Martin Show. You just got
• 52:05
  Speaker 17: brank from your girlfriend.
• 52:16
  Speaker 8: Got me?
• 52:20
  Speaker 10: Got me, nephew, what.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Your girl told me? She said? Trust me going off
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: the third twelve second?
• 52:36
  Speaker 10: Know what it is, Nephew, tell me?
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Hey, baby, let man. You you don't do no, uh,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: you don't do no glue.
• 52:43
  Speaker 8: No, I don't know glue. I don't.
• 52:45
  Speaker 10: I don't tell you no glue.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: It's too allright, baby, ain't nobody.
• 52:53
  Speaker 17: Ain't nobody half fell out of church and that you
• 52:55
  Speaker 17: still they say you the bomb down there. So I
• 52:57
  Speaker 17: just wanted to call and make sure I prank my
• 53:00
  Speaker 17: girl sheeta one. All right, baby, answer one thing from it?
• 53:08
  Speaker 17: What is the baddest I mean, the baddest radio show
• 53:12
  Speaker 17: in the world, The.
• 53:13
  Speaker 10: Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: All right, ju here.
• 53:23
  Speaker 13: And I'll thank you, thank you.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. Subject slide to the left,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: slide to the right, and back it up. We'll get
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: into that right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, on dating, on work, on sex,
• 53:45
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  Speaker 1: just like we're going to read this one right here today,
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  Speaker 1: and you never know, it could be yours.
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  Speaker 4: So right, yes, all right, he's doing his time for
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  Speaker 4: the Strawberry litter. My good friend, Shirley Strawberry, Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: My good friend Junior. Subject Slide to the left, slide
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  Speaker 1: to the right, and back it up. You ready to
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  Speaker 1: back it up?
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  Speaker 14: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody clap you on you not about a line dance, Carla,
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  Speaker 1: I promise you and listen. We might need a disclaimer
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  Speaker 1: on this letter, so if you have small children in
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: the car with you, you don't want to hear this, okay,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen, Shirley, I'm fifty seven years old, and the
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: man that I have been dating is a sex fiend.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: He's slightly younger than I am, so I let him
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: think he's in control. I've given him my credit card
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: so he can pay our bill at restaurants, so he
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: will feel like he's running things. I am all about
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: building up the black man, but I'm not into making
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: a man think he's putting it down when he's really not.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: He's truly not a good lover, and since I'm falling
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: for him, I want to be patient and work with him.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: He's asked me to do some things too, and I
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: thought about doing it to please him. Let me give
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: you the story of how we met. I was working
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: a summer jam concert last year to help out a friend.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend came up to me and asked if I
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: had a lighter. Turned out that he had weed, so
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: we ducked behind the fence to smoke. Then the DJ
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: played the Cha Cha Slide and he wanted to go dance.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I barely knew how to do the dance, so he
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: put his hands on my hips so I could keep up.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: He told me to slide to the left, slide to
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: the right, and I followed his lead. That became our joke,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: and he uses it whenever we had sex. But a
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: week ago he jokingly said it during sex and then added, now,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: back it up, so I scooted back. He laughed and
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: said back it up again, and I realized he meant
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: an entirely different thing. I'm not into that kind of mess,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: and I let him know it. He said it was cool,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: and I thought we moved past that, but he hasn't.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: He said he can guarantee our intimacy will be better
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: if I try that. I'm not desperate for a man,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: but I must admit that I kind of like him,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: and I'm kind of curious about backing it up. Can
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: you offer me any advice? Should I give in and
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: try something new with him?
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  Speaker 7: What?
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: No, No, I can't and don't do that, Okay. You
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: should never do anything that you're not comfortable with sexually.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: You should never do that, and guess what it is. Okay.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: If you don't, it's okay. You'll only be doing it
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: to please him, as you stated in your letter, And
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: that's just not good enough because you already said you're
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: not into that mess. Only do things if you want
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: to because you feel if you feel any kind of pressure.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: For I'm your partner. That means you don't want to
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: do it and he's pressuring you, so don't do that.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: But here's my question, though, why would you want to
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: waste your time trying something new when you already said
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: he can't get the old right? Remember your own words quote,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: he's truly not a good lover. You said that. It
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: sounds like to me, you're doing all the work in
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: this relationship. You're paying for dinners by slipping him your
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: credit card. You're making him feel like he's in control,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: so he thinks he's running things. It's all him, him, him.
• 57:31
  Speaker 9: What is he doing for you?
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I mean other than trying to get you to try
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: something you're not into. And now you say you're falling
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: for him, but what are you falling for? You're falling
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: for what?
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: I mean?
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: What is he doing? I don't see that he's not
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: a good lover. You pay for everything, you build him up.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: What are you getting out of this? Nothing? You're not
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: getting anything. According to your letter. I think you need
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: to chill. I think you've invested way too much in
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: this relationship with zero return.
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  Speaker 8: Cheve Well, well, well, I got a answer for this,
• 58:05
  Speaker 8: and you don't have to worry about this.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: This said, you don't have to get the kids out
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: of ruin for this.
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  Speaker 8: This is gonna be nothing graphic because we ain't even
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: gonna get there, because it ain't gonna be necessary. Because
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna break this down for you, real simple. Slide
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  Speaker 8: to the left, slide to the right.
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  Speaker 2: Now back it up. All right. Now, you're fifty seven
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  Speaker 2: years old. That's what the letter say.
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: Now you've been dating a man that's a sex feen.
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: He's slightly younger, so I'm gonna sume he's between forty
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: seven and fifty two. I'm gonna assume that's slightly younger. Okay,
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: we can go as low as forty if you want
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: to go that far. Either way, this is gonna fit perfectly.
• 58:45
  Speaker 8: He's slightly younger, so I let him think he's in control.
• 58:50
  Speaker 8: This is an important part of this letter. So now,
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: how do you have to let him think he's in control.
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  Speaker 8: I've given him my credit card so he can pay
• 58:58
  Speaker 8: our bill at restaurant, so he will feel like he's
• 59:01
  Speaker 8: running things. I'm all about building up the black man. Okay,
• 59:06
  Speaker 8: So he broke, Okay, let's just get to it. He
• 59:09
  Speaker 8: broke you dating a man that's broke. You got to
• 59:13
  Speaker 8: give him your credit card when y'all go to restaurant
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: so he can pay for a damn play the food
• 59:19
  Speaker 8: so he can feel like he a man, like he
• 59:21
  Speaker 8: in control. Really, at fifty, he can't buy you nothing
• 59:27
  Speaker 8: to eat. Okay, So you're dating a man broke. But
• 59:32
  Speaker 8: I'm not into making a man thinking he's putting it
• 59:35
  Speaker 8: down when he's really not. He's truly not a good lover.
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: Wait a minute, let me get this right. So he broke,
• 59:42
  Speaker 8: she said, and he ain't a good lover. Oo lords,
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: and now you in here, you don't want to tell
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: him he putting it down because he really ain't putting
• 59:55
  Speaker 8: it down. But you all into building up the black man,
• 59:59
  Speaker 8: so you dating it it broke?
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  Speaker 10: Non love?
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  Speaker 2: Making this what.
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  Speaker 7: Right?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: And then laid on In the letter you say you
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: falling for what you fall in? Fall Hell?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Hang on, Steve, hang on, Dang. Part two of your
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  Speaker 1: response coming up in twenty three minutes after the hour
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  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry letter subject. Slide to the left, slide to
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  Speaker 1: the right, and back it up. We'll be back right
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, All right,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: is slide to the left, slide to the right, and
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: back it up.
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  Speaker 8: Now this is cool, but this letter is way off.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 8: We don't need to disclaim, but we're not even gonna
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: get to that part. You're fifty seven. You're dating a
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  Speaker 8: slightly young man. I won't say anywhere from forty to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: fifty two. I'm gonna say he's in that range now
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: because he's a sex fiend, he's slightly younger, and so
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 8: I let him think he's in control. So now you
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 8: got to give him your credit card so he can
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 8: pay our bill at restaurants, so he'll feel like he's
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: running things.
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  Speaker 2: I'm all about building up the black man.
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  Speaker 14: What.
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  Speaker 8: No, you're not building him up. He's tearing you down.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: He can't pay for a play of food. But the
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: sex fiend over here working up all these appetites. Sex
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: fiend can't pay for no food. Naw, you all into that,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: But I am not into making a man think he's
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 8: putting it down and he's really not. He's truly not
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 8: a good lover. And since I'm falling for him, I
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: want to be patient and work with him. What are
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: you falling fall? He can't buy no food and he
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: don't make love good. What are you falling fall? He
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 8: asked me to do some things too, and I thought
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: about doing it.
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  Speaker 2: To please him. What else you got to do? All
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: the food you're laying acting like it's good and it ain't.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: Now what he wants you to do? Let me give
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 8: you the story how we met. I was working at
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: a Summer Jam concert last year.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's old. They don't even had him.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: No more summer jams.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 8: Say if you at the summer Jam they still got them. Yeah,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: I know, but that's what I'm saying. No, that's all
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  Speaker 8: the old ass all when they're calling him summer jams all,
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  Speaker 8: this is fifty and up.
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  Speaker 1: Jane, damn all, damn.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The headliner this summer Jam was the Manhattan.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Kids say, get back to the letter.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, crazy, My boyfriend came up to me and asked
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  Speaker 2: me if I had a light.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: It turned out he has some weed, y'all. Duck behind
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 8: the fence to smoke. Another old lass move. Young ass
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: people smoke in the open. They at the damn show,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 8: They in the building smoking weed. That's another old lass move.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 8: You duck behind the fence to smoke some weed. It's
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 8: legal damn near everywhere. What is y'all ducking behind the fist?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: Folk?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 8: That's cause you old young ass people smoke weed in
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 8: the quick trip at the gas station, young people smoking weed.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 8: Then the DJ played the tar chart slide.
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  Speaker 2: But I tell you.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 8: That, damn oh lord, that's something jam I badly knew
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 8: how to do the dance. Now you old and square?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 8: Who the hell don't know how to do the slide?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 8: Who don't know how to slide to the night slide?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Po don't know that this election slide? What is your stupid?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: He telling you?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 8: Slide to the left, fly to the right, two steps,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 8: He tears Chris craft by, Now you all stupid and square?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Man man. I followed his lead.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: That became our joke and uses it whenever we have sex.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 8: But a week ago, he jokely said doing sex, He said,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 8: now backing up? So I screwed it back. He laughed
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 8: and said back it up again. I realized he had
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: meant something entirely different. I'm not into that kind of mess,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: and I let him know it. He said it was cool.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: He thought we am I thought we had moved past that,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 8: but he has it. He said he can guarantee our
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 8: intimacy would be better if I try that.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Now, before I get into that, let me explay.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: You say I'm not desperate for a man, but I
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: messed a myth.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: I kind of like him. You are desperate for a man.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 8: Fall You're dating a man who can't buy you a
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 8: plate of food, you giving your credit card. You're dating
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 8: a man who's not a good lover. You're dating a
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 8: man who got a bar your light and for him
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: to light his weed while y'all hide behind the fence
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: with y'all old ass. You met him at a summer ja.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 8: He tried to teach you the chur child slide. Who
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 8: in the hell don't know how to do the slide?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Stop saying that.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Who don't know the slide?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: My nephew is a deacon at the Cleveland Church of Christ,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 8: and he know the slide. My sister Mona is saved
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 8: eighty seven years old. Mona know the slide. My sister
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 8: probably had a stroke. My sister still do the slide.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: She don't go to the left that good, no more,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: but she still do the slide.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 8: To the left is a little short steps, but she
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 8: get over there eventually.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Can you offer me some advice? Should I give it
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: in or try something new with him? Listen to me.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: See, this ain't the first time he'd have been accused
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 8: of not being a good lover.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: This is his their moment. He's not a good love.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: So now he didne.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: Incorporated this new move that he guarantee you. Hell yeah,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: it's gonna be shocking. Hell yeah, I'm telling you right now,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 8: it's gonna be shocking you back it all up. The
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 8: wrong thing I'm telling you right here where I'm constipated
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 8: is shocking.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Most.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: People is shocked when they constipated. Do you know anything
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: else is gonna be extra shock? But yeah, he need
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 8: all that be inadequate.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what we do this. I bet I
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: bet you will be surprised. I bet you'll be Gonno,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: who did Hell yeah?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: All right? Joe s on Today's Strawberry Letter, It's.
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  Speaker 2: Cool, don't know how to doodle?
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, Sports Talk with Junior. Right after this,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: you're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show, It's time now for
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Junior and Sports talk.
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  Speaker 4: What you got, Junior, I say what I got first?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 11: Before anything, I got waycat O April twenty first, I'm
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 11: coming down there.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: Go get your tickets. Y'all already know we're gonna be
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: at April one.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Place.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: Were gonna be Hippodrome. That's where we're gonna be at. Anyway,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: cow first, Remember that's my time. Yes, yeah, man, that's
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: where we're gonna be at. So let's get to it.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: The Bulls beat the Raptors last night, one away.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: To one oh five.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: They trying to play for They locked up to seventh seed.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: We're playing in the playing tournament.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: We ain't got How do you do that?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: You got playing tournament for the playoffs? Right?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: This sounded like this sounded like a white house.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Either you win, you're gonna you know, I'm sorry, you won,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: doctor Jill. Yeah, either sound like the white house.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Either you won or you didn't win. Okay, that's it.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: That's all this sounds like. Man, But we're gonna give
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: it up to the Bulls. They locked up the seventh
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: seeds over the Raptors.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 11: Now you got the Thunder who pulled it off over
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 11: New Orleans last night.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: One twenty three to one eighteen.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 11: Now they have locked up for seats, but then they
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 11: got another game now tomorrow.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Here's what we got the Bulls.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: This is why it's confusing to me.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 11: Now we got the Bulls playing the Heat and then
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 11: we have the Thunder and the Timberwolves.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: So do they want to have a playoff or not?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: Because because Junior, both of those teams lost. But that's
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: why they call it to play.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: Since you didn't make the playof then y'all is just
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: playing out And they then broke it down and called
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 8: it to play in this just to make more revenue
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: for the NBA. Because let me ask you something, do
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 8: you care?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: No? No, no, no.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: Either.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 11: We just need somebody to wear a championship. That's all
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 11: I have of question. Why isn't Zion playing in New Orleans?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 11: What's wrong with him?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Street kiss?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 8: Chubby ass don't want to take care of his body.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 8: He run it up and down the floor like he
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 8: weighed one seventy. But his answer is two seventy, and
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: so he ain't doing nothing. He he doing the same
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: physical regiment I'm doing.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Figure out the team no we issue Day one from Zion.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 8: Man could be a great a basketball player, man if
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 8: he would get himself into shape. He's never in shape
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 8: because he keeps asking his body to do stuff it
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 8: ain't set up to do.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: With your big answer, all right, thank you for sports.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: We'll be back to more than Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Right after this, you're
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, right, Steve so damn from
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  Speaker 1: Facebook Rights. Hey, Steve, I'm one of your blue eyed
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: soul brothers. My wife and I are at odds over
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: a weekend disagreement and I need some backup or some
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: correction if it's appropriate. I'm a big boy, I can
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: take it. My wife is notorious for taking her own
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: sweet time getting ready for things. On Saturday night, we
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: decided to go see a movie and we were both
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: excited about I told her the film started twenty minutes
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: before it actually did, and it takes another twenty minutes
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: to get to the theater. Eventually, the twenty minute cushion
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: expired and it was fifteen minutes until show's time, so
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I left and went by myself. Ten minutes after I
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: got to the theater, I received an angry barrage of
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: text messages. So I turned off my phone and enjoyed
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: the movie. It's now Tuesday, and she's still not talking
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: to me, Steve. I don't see what I did wrong.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: If anything, she owes me an apology.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: Hey, Blue Soul, Blue as Soulder. Yeah, no, is your
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: ass really that? Don't don't.
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  Speaker 8: You thought you should make a date with your wife,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 8: leave her, go to the movie, ignore her angry ass texts?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 8: And you thought, and you sat there and enjoyed the movie. Well,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 8: let me ask you a question. How you been enjoying
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 8: these past few days?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 7: Dog?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 8: You so damn wrong, ain't dog? You should have just
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 8: been late. You should have just been late. Bro, that
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 8: come with the territory, they run late. I know you
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 8: told him, and I know you said fifteen. So I
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 8: went on without her, okay, cool? And you set there,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 8: which is what you wanted to do anyway. You needed
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 8: some me time. So when the angry text came, you
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 8: cut your phone off and enjoyed the movie as me
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 8: and can do because we know how to compartmentalize.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: Is that what it?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 7: But nah?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he just went on
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 8: to the movie because he wanted to go see this movie.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 8: He tied a waiting on because he gonna teach her
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 8: a lesson. But boy, oh, let me tell you something
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 8: about teaching a woman a lesson, the lesson that you
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 8: have to learn.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: For trying to do that way more punishing. I bet
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: you won't leave her no more.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 8: I bet you're gonna find another way to express your displeasure.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bruh, you was wrong for that. You can't just
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: go to the movie without her, because that that don't
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: make no sense. Bro It don't take no sense, you say.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: It comes with the territory Steed, meaning that all women
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: are later to take the longer to get dressed.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 8: All women are late, but longer. Most women it takes
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 8: a little bit longer. They got more things to do.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: They got had, they got make up, they got they
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 8: got a lot of stuff they thought. You know, you know,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 8: unless you want to just take out, you know, with
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 8: that hernown figure she got on, that she slept in,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 8: and if you want to take her to the movie with.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: That bonnet on it all like that, then you go
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: on down there.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: But if you want her to let her look like
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 8: she want to look, you're gonna have to take a
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 8: little bit more time now. When they late, Dog, they late,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: you know, But women make it on time for what's important.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Women.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 8: Women don't miss important stuff like gotta be at something
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 8: for the kids to recital and all like that. They
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 8: gonna be there. That optional stuff they don't. And probably
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 8: Dog is really a movie you want to just see,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 8: Probably some damn Amma Geddon movie or something like that
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 8: Blue Avacar.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: She don't give a damn by the Iron Man, you know.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 8: And if you was down there watching the bridges in
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 8: the Madison County or something, she might have been on time.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 8: Went on the.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: King went on on, see Woman King or.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: Something like that.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 13: But ain't nobody.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody rushing down there to see.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 8: Bonn based a Barn Part eight, because all he gonna
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 8: be doing a whole move and we can catch house.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Don't be several more people gonna die and right we
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: can get so blue eyed.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 8: You was wrong for that, man, Yo, Your wife an apology,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 8: you really do for leaving her.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, Dan, she might owe you an apology.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 8: For being late, but you're leaving her was way bigger
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 8: than her being late, because you never knows she could
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 8: have got there in time. You did you can't go
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 8: see all the previews, you probably ain't gonna get no
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 8: pop calling right away to get your answer in that seat,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 8: and then you picked the best time to go get.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: The pop com all right, all right, coming up in
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Congratulations to Stacy Abrams, who will serve as the Ronald W.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Walters En Dowed Chair for Rapes and Black Politics at
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Howard University. Congratulations, Yes, yes, yeah, yes, hu's president said,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Stacy Abrams has proven herself an essential voice and eager
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: participant in protecting American democracy, not just for certain populations,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: but for everyone with the fundamental right to make their
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: voices heard. Abram says she's honored by the appointment. She
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: went on to say, we are at an inflection point
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: for American and international democracy, and I look forward to
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: engaging Howard University's extraordinary students in a conversation about why
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: they can influence, shape, and direct the critical public policy
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: decisions we face. So once again, congratulations to Stacy Abrams. Yes,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: this is wonderful news. That is big that's right, yes,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: now shaping our future leaders, let's go. Yes, yes, yes,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: you know what.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: And I think this is good for Stacy Abrams.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 8: Sometimes we have an idea for ourselves that's not in
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 8: the Master's plan. And I'm thinking Stacy's realizing that she
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 8: has done so much great work for us. Yes, and
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 8: the governorship just wasn't meant to be at that particular
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 8: the time time.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: So God knew exactly what he wanted you to be placed.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: So congratulations, am congratulations. Yeah, all right, coming up at
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play another round.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this? You're listening hard morning show?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Time for would you rather?
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  Speaker 9: Here?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: We go guys. Would you rather live inside a museum?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather live inside of a zoo?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 17: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: No, oh no, I'm in that museum.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Museum easy.
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  Speaker 8: Everything in that museum is either dead or a statue
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: or a paint. I'm not gonna be in here with
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 8: these monkeys. Yeah no, they acted.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: They hey, look at you like you did.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, they can't be there, and they are gonna leave
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 8: you alone. They're gonna come over there and see botch.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 8: You say, man, what you in here for?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 8: I got a grilla and crept up behind me. I
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: turned around. He breathing on me, beating on his check. No, no, no,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 8: I'm being this music then with all the lass dead people.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Would you would you rather wake up next to your ex?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather wake up next to us?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 8: Here? Yeah?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Wait now, hungry baby tiger.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: Baby talk give me the time? Yeah, little baby tiger.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 15: Yeah, you would rather wake up next to a baby
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 15: tiger than you're a baby tiger?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: Baby?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: But other key words tiger yeah, baby baby first, take
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: baby out, take baby out? Just a tiger still be Yeah,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: but it's the same thing.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 14: Though.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 8: A hullred tiger is a whole good talker. You can
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 8: call it x all hungry talk the same damn thing.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Wow, okay about you guys. Every day I know a tiger.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, would would you rather find a hidden camera
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: in your toilet area or would you rather find a
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: hidden camera in your shower?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Either one for me?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: When you get in that toilet, you have a view.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 13: You ain't gonna be live.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 8: Come on, you better come on and take this shower.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 8: I don't even know if that I don't even know
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 8: if the camera gonna be able to take it in
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 8: this toilet because I'm tikking show. The limb's gonna have
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 8: fog all over it.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, like I.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 8: Released some gases into the air. I actually woke up
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 8: on the floor next to the toilet one time. Didn't
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 8: realize what had happened, but the aroma had hit me
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 8: that I fainted on the toilet, and as she got
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: about the floor and had to get back up on it,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 8: I didn't know what had happened to you.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what had happened to me a
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: long time ago, but now I don't know what had Yeah.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 8: When I came to, my pants came back my mind
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 8: and I was just on the side of the toilet.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 8: I hadn't done nothing yet, but I got on back
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 8: up on it after I realized where I was, because
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 8: when I opened up, I was looking at the hamper.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what that was.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: That is today's round, Thank you.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling right there at that hample.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't coming up in forty nine minutes after. It's
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and we'll close out
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: after this.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show all.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Right, guys, here we are our last break of the day.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Steve Funny more than with your man, crazy Steve Harvey,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: work for you.
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  Speaker 4: Let me just go ahead and say this. I don't
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: know if they want to give it to you, but
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: I'm finna give it to you.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 11: Thank you for constantly elevating yourself to a new level
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 11: of eager. I never thought even it knew it decided
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 11: in there. Because when you say you knock yourself off
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 11: last break, I can't. I can't tell you how crazy
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 11: this is.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: You just keep going, You just keep doing.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: We know how crazy he is.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: When you say I went to the bathroom and knocked
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: myself out, let me tell you.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 12: Just from some gases from gas. Okay, yeah, why you
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 12: have to bring bring that? Let's bring but said I
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 12: got up and got that when I realized where I was.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, you was the first I got up on
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: all fours. I was on my knees.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 8: I was trying to shake it off, but I had
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 8: them parents down around my ankle. So you couldn't just
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 8: get up. You know how you get up one leg
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 8: at a time. You got to kind of scoop your
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 8: body back and get up on them two legs because
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 8: you got your lands down on your so you got
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 8: to kind of scoop back and stand up. And I
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 8: looked in the toilet and wasn't nothing in that. That's
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 8: when I realized, Oh, that must have just been from gases.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 8: And that's when I realized that really how powerful sometimes
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 8: gases can be.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 9: And uh and uh.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 8: I looked over there at the at the guest tile
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 8: wreck in front of the hamper that's right in front
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 8: of the tall and I noticed it had come out
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 8: the wall.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: So I must have tried to grab the tile on
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: the way down to stay up and it had pulled
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: out the.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 8: Wall a little bit. I went, damn, tore this tie
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 8: down tile wreck off this wall. And I kind of
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 8: just saw that. You can see the visual now, and uh,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 8: it was a long time ago.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 7: I was.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 8: I was living at my mama's house because I don't know,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 8: we don't have that ae house right now because we've
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 8: had them two tiles with the h's on them. And
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 8: I had grabbed it in this yeah, and the tire
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 8: wreck had came out the wall. So I knew that
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 8: I was must have got woozy and was feeling myself
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 8: going because I tried to stay up by grabbing the tie,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 8: and uh so, when I did come to and my
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 8: face was right there the hamper, I thought I was
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 8: in the casket, right, So when I did get up,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 8: and I stood up with them pants around my ankle,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 8: and I said whoo, and I don't know what the
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 8: hell happened. And I looked back, and so then I
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 8: just went on and set on back down, you know,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 8: and tried to gather myself. And you know, I picked
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 8: the catalog up off the floor, because you know, I was,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 8: I was, yeah, I was reading the jays.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Penny catalog back then, you know.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 8: So I picked the catalog up and then it was
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 8: on the same page, you know, and I was just
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 8: looking through the catalog at the stuff that they had.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 8: So I went on and finished and then and you know,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 8: handled my business and got up, and I never remember,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 8: I'll never forget when I walked out that bathroom that day,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 8: I kind of looked back. I sprayed it real good,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 8: and then when I came out, I realized that that
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 8: spray wasn't enough, so I had to go back here
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 8: and spray twice.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: And then I went on, took the can and went on.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: It was glade.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 8: Back then they hadn't come out with for breeze yet,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 8: so I took that glade and sprayed in the hallway
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 8: just in case my mama came down through that, you know.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 8: And I went on back and I set that glade
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 8: back on that counter, and I noticed that had a
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 8: jarge Tossy next to it, So I said, well, since
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 8: I'm in him. Yeah, I was sweating pretty bad because
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 8: when I got up it took a lot of energy.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: So I went on and opening took two fingers and
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 8: put a little bit under each arm, you know, so
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 8: I can go on and face today.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 15: You know.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 8: It was a cream deodorant called Tussy, which is one
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 8: of the worst, one of the worst ass whoopers I
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 8: ever got, because I know y'all thought it was Tossy,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 8: But when I was young, I thought it was tosty
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 8: because the only only on the new how you know,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 8: all rhymes with words rhymes. So I had got a
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 8: whipping one time because I was in the bathroom and
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 8: I was imagining being on TV. I was playing the
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 8: Johnny Carston theme song and then and the gentlemen here,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey. I was a little boy standing on the
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 8: peach crate that father had made. So I decided to
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 8: on the go and we'll be right back at the
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 8: commercial break. I was doing the Steve Hardy Show, and
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 8: I decided to do a commercial. I say, this show
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 8: is brought to you by Tussy the local. Well, that
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 8: ain't what I thought it was when I was a
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 8: little boy.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: So I said, this.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 8: Commercial is brought to you by Tussy. And so I
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 8: was doing so I was doing the commercial. So I
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 8: wrote a commercial.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: I like some to see.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 8: I like them to see. I put some tutsy, right yep,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 8: I put some touts it right there. I put some
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 8: Tussi on me, somemmer, eh real well, and I'm just
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 8: dipping in the thing, putting tussy on. But my mama
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 8: came in behind me and she was listening. But my
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 8: mama couldn't hear that good, so she thought I was
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 8: saying something else. And I didn't see her. But she
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 8: reached up on the back of that dough and got
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 8: that water bottle down with that rubber holes on it.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 8: I never knew what that was. But I of a
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 8: sudden I was in there with no shirt on, just
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 8: hanging the little commercial. Because Steve Harvey Showtan went to
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 8: commercial break.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: I got some tusie.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 8: I like some tu see. I put some TUSSI right him.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 8: I put some TUSI right, I put some TUSSI on
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 8: me some every well, all of a sudden I heard
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 8: and that rubber holes went cross my back. And then
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 8: she started, I know you ain't in here talking.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Like this, we Christians.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 8: You don't do that in this house, talking with your litting,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 8: nasty self. And I can't breathe because I'm being whipped.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: With a rubber hose.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 8: I was trying to tell her I was doing a
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 8: commercial about pussy. I wasn't saying the other word. She
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 8: thought I was saying the other word. That's I got
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 8: beat severely behind that, And I never could tell her man,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 8: I was saying TUSSI.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: I put some tussy on me.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: Will that story be in your movie?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Probably can't tell that on but you can tell it
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: on morning radio radio. Yeah, Good morning, ere, buddy, y'all
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: must have forgot it's our last day. Well, y'all have
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: a great day. Talk to God. He'd love to hear
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: from your peace.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: Pray for us.