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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
- 0:05Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So.
- 0:12Speaker 1: Don't given them.
- 0:15Speaker 4: Black American bus busy.
- 0:24Speaker 5: Listening to.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Show to.
- 0:39Speaker 6: Joy Yah.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Yeah, Joy, they have.
- 0:59Speaker 3: You got you.
- 1:05Speaker 5: You love.
- 1:06Speaker 1: You gotta turn.
- 1:31Speaker 7: I can't go to turn the mouth.
- 1:42Speaker 1: The turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn
- 1:46Speaker 1: the water of the mony up.
- 1:49Speaker 5: Look, come.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
- 2:03Speaker 3: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come
- 2:07Speaker 3: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got
- 2:10Speaker 3: a radio show. Man, oh man, oh man? How good
- 2:14Speaker 3: is God to me? And part of the mission and
- 2:17Speaker 3: the reason that I have a radio show is to
- 2:21Speaker 3: become a share of more and more of a share
- 2:24Speaker 3: of you know. I used to hear my mother say
- 2:27Speaker 3: it to me all the time. But God blesses you
- 2:29Speaker 3: to become a blessing. And I think the more you
- 2:32Speaker 3: understand that about yourself, I think the more blessings will
- 2:35Speaker 3: flow your way. I think that once you understand the
- 2:38Speaker 3: principle that.
- 2:41Speaker 5: You know.
- 2:42Speaker 2: But it's kind of tied together with some other scriptures.
- 2:44Speaker 3: And I'm not too knowledgeable about them, of course, as usual,
- 2:48Speaker 3: but I do know what I've heard you know, and
- 2:52Speaker 3: you know if you look at something simple as do
- 2:54Speaker 3: unto others as you would have them do unto you,
- 2:58Speaker 3: wouldn't you want somebody to help you if you needed help.
- 3:02Speaker 3: I just know how to get it down there to
- 3:04Speaker 3: where I've been able to understand it. If there's a
- 3:08Speaker 3: scripture similar that it says do unto others as you
- 3:12Speaker 3: would have them do unto you, or if that's you know,
- 3:17Speaker 3: in a prayer, would not you want somebody to help
- 3:21Speaker 3: you if you needed help? You've heard you reap what
- 3:27Speaker 3: you sow. Do you understand that if you so discord,
- 3:33Speaker 3: that discord is gonna come your way. That if you hate,
- 3:37Speaker 3: hate gonna come your way. If you blog nothing but
- 3:41Speaker 3: negative comments about people, your life will be filled with negativity.
- 3:46Speaker 3: If all you do is talk about people, then guess
- 3:49Speaker 3: what somebody got to turn that gun around and talk
- 3:51Speaker 3: about you. See, it just stands to reason. So what
- 3:56Speaker 3: I've learned in my life and through all the trials
- 4:00Speaker 3: and tribulations that I've had, is to take those lessons
- 4:05Speaker 3: and share them with people in case you ain't heard
- 4:08Speaker 3: it from somebody else. See sometimes and the reason it
- 4:12Speaker 3: seems like I'm redundant at times, is what I am
- 4:16Speaker 3: is because I'm always trying to find a different way
- 4:19Speaker 3: to say the same thing. Because it's a funny thing. Man,
- 4:22Speaker 3: you got to hear it a certain way for it
- 4:24Speaker 3: to click with you. How many times have I heard
- 4:30Speaker 3: a saying and then I heard it a different way
- 4:34Speaker 3: that it clicked with me. You know, I've heard this
- 4:39Speaker 3: saying right here. Remember this now, everybody's not happy for you.
- 4:44Speaker 3: We've all heard that, right everybody's not happy for you. Well,
- 4:49Speaker 3: that's very simple. I don't need no explanation. That simply
- 4:52Speaker 3: means of all the people you know or do not know,
- 4:57Speaker 3: when something happens to you and you celebrate, everybody not
- 5:01Speaker 3: gonna join in on the celebration. That's all that is.
- 5:06Speaker 3: But then you take it one step further. My father
- 5:08Speaker 3: used to say something to me all the time. He says, son,
- 5:10Speaker 3: everybody come with you can't go with you. I didn't
- 5:13Speaker 3: get that when I was fifteen. Everybody come with you
- 5:15Speaker 3: can't go with you. He said, you're gonna lose some
- 5:18Speaker 3: of these friends you.
- 5:18Speaker 2: Got along the way. But I don't care where you
- 5:22Speaker 2: get in life.
- 5:24Speaker 3: Know this right here, everybody can't go with you if
- 5:27Speaker 3: you are constantly trying to improve yourself. You constantly have
- 5:30Speaker 3: to take assessment of the people around you. Because if
- 5:34Speaker 3: you are going to continue to go and continue to grow,
- 5:38Speaker 3: then guess what you got to have people that's on
- 5:40Speaker 3: the goal and willing to grow, or else, guess what
- 5:46Speaker 3: you're gonna learn the valuable lesson. You know, the late
- 5:49Speaker 3: boxing promoter Butch Lewis. I was talking with Butcher Lewis
- 5:53Speaker 3: one time, and man with a good brother man, he say,
- 5:57Speaker 3: every successful man is doing what I call he got
- 6:01Speaker 3: rope work to do. He got rope work to do.
- 6:05Speaker 3: He got to put in work on rope. And I'm
- 6:08Speaker 3: sitting there listening to Butch Lewis and all the money
- 6:11Speaker 3: he had made and all the people's lives he had changed,
- 6:13Speaker 3: and all of the moves he was making. And he's
- 6:15Speaker 3: an incredible skills as a negotiator on behalf of some
- 6:19Speaker 3: very very wealthy people. He was just an amazing man
- 6:22Speaker 3: with no education, but he read everything. He Butch Lewis
- 6:26Speaker 3: read all the papers, all the periodicals. That brother knew everything.
- 6:31Speaker 3: He said, you got to put in rope. And I
- 6:34Speaker 3: was sitting there listening. He said, here's the analogy, little brother.
- 6:37Speaker 3: He said, you are on rope. There's a thick rope.
- 6:41Speaker 3: You have on no shirt, you have on some tattered clothes.
- 6:46Speaker 3: You have on no shoes. Your shorts is cut off
- 6:49Speaker 3: just below the knee, and they tatted, and you got
- 6:52Speaker 3: dirt on you and your sweating. There's this huge, huge
- 6:56Speaker 3: raw rope over your shoulder. There's burn marks on all
- 6:59Speaker 3: of your shoulder. Connected to that rope is a wagon.
- 7:03Speaker 3: That wagon has all your weight on it, all your responsibilities,
- 7:09Speaker 3: all the people you're responsible for, all your children, your wife,
- 7:13Speaker 3: your family members, your employees, your coworkers, your friends. They
- 7:19Speaker 3: all on that wagon. Man, They just sitting there. He's saying,
- 7:23Speaker 3: what you gotta do is you gotta pull that wagon
- 7:26Speaker 3: up the heel.
- 7:27Speaker 5: Now.
- 7:27Speaker 3: The only thing with it is can't nobody help you
- 7:29Speaker 3: pull your wagon? You pull your wagon alone.
- 7:33Speaker 2: He say.
- 7:34Speaker 3: Now, what you can do along the way of pulling
- 7:37Speaker 3: your wagon is you can find yourself a good wife,
- 7:40Speaker 3: a good woman.
- 7:41Speaker 2: He say.
- 7:41Speaker 3: Now, what that woman does is she get down off
- 7:44Speaker 3: the wagon. She fan you while you pull it. She
- 7:47Speaker 3: put water on you while you pull it. She puts
- 7:49Speaker 3: stuff in your mouth while you pull it. She kicked
- 7:52Speaker 3: rocks out the weight while you pull it.
- 7:54Speaker 2: But she but she pull it for you. But she
- 7:57Speaker 2: is equally as important as you are on the pull
- 8:00Speaker 2: the rope.
- 8:00Speaker 3: He say, you hear me clearly now, young soldier, He said, nah,
- 8:03Speaker 3: I got this here, he says, people on your wagon
- 8:06Speaker 3: that you're responsible for. But you want the people on
- 8:10Speaker 3: your wagon to help you get your wagon to the top.
- 8:13Speaker 2: So what you hope is that they got their foot
- 8:16Speaker 2: hanging over the side pushing, They.
- 8:18Speaker 3: Got one leg over the back, or maybe both legs
- 8:21Speaker 3: over the back pushing. They got they might have they
- 8:24Speaker 3: butt on the wagon, but they push you with both legs.
- 8:27Speaker 3: They back facing your back, maybe some of them facing
- 8:30Speaker 3: you when one of them got left leg hanging over
- 8:32Speaker 3: trying to push. And you hope that all them people
- 8:35Speaker 3: on the wagon you pulling is back there at least
- 8:38Speaker 3: trying to help the wagon get to the top of
- 8:40Speaker 3: the hill.
- 8:40Speaker 2: Here go your problem.
- 8:41Speaker 3: Though everybody ain't pushing, Everybody ain't pulling. Ain't everybody ain't pulling,
- 8:47Speaker 3: Everybody ain't kicking rocks out the way. You got some
- 8:50Speaker 3: people on your wagon that's just laying on the wagon,
- 8:53Speaker 3: drinking lemonade, looking at you, talking about how long it's
- 8:57Speaker 3: taking you to get your wagon up to the top,
- 9:00Speaker 3: looking at you, talking about why this wagon is so slow.
- 9:03Speaker 3: Then when you start picking up picking up speed, they
- 9:06Speaker 3: want you to pull harder, you to pull faster, you
- 9:09Speaker 3: to pull more. Then they want you to throw what
- 9:11Speaker 3: you then earned on the way up the hill backed
- 9:14Speaker 3: on the wagon so they can have MO. But guess what,
- 9:16Speaker 3: they ain't helping you get more, but they got a
- 9:18Speaker 3: sense of entitlement that since you got more, they should
- 9:22Speaker 3: have MO.
- 9:23Speaker 2: Everybody come with you can't go with you.
- 9:25Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta kick the people off the wagon that
- 9:28Speaker 3: ain't pushing and pull it and say, hey, man, I'm sorry.
- 9:32Speaker 3: I thought I could do this with you, and I
- 9:34Speaker 3: thought you was doing with me. But it's clear to
- 9:36Speaker 3: me you ain't nothing but dead weight. And it ain't
- 9:39Speaker 3: my responsibility to carry dead weight anymore. I have carried
- 9:42Speaker 3: you as long as I have to carry you. You
- 9:45Speaker 3: are no longer my responsibility. I'm responsible for my family,
- 9:49Speaker 3: my wife, my children. I'm not responsible for you. You
- 9:52Speaker 3: got to get off my wagon because I'm a man
- 9:54Speaker 3: on rope. I'm on a mission, baby, I'm pulling.
- 9:57Speaker 8: You're listening hard Morning show.
- 10:02Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, is here another day. Man, I'm glad
- 10:05Speaker 3: about this one right here. You know what, if you say, man,
- 10:08Speaker 3: seem like Steve glad about every day, it is because
- 10:10Speaker 3: I am.
- 10:11Speaker 9: Man.
- 10:12Speaker 2: I wake up every day rejuvenated.
- 10:14Speaker 3: Even if I wake up a little bit tired or
- 10:17Speaker 3: I didn't get enough sleep, which is their case and
- 10:20Speaker 3: or something like that, I still wake up whenever I
- 10:24Speaker 3: get up, and I go, Man, I take advantage of
- 10:27Speaker 3: being up. Man. I do some meditating. Man, I go
- 10:31Speaker 3: get some quiet time before it gets started. I tell
- 10:34Speaker 3: the Lord, thank you, man, And then you know, I
- 10:37Speaker 3: find something I want to do myself, a little little
- 10:40Speaker 3: me time in the morning. I'm just grateful that to
- 10:42Speaker 3: give me that, because after that is this, and after
- 10:45Speaker 3: this it is owning cracking in my life.
- 10:48Speaker 2: Man.
- 10:48Speaker 3: All I do all day long is make decisions. Decisions,
- 10:51Speaker 3: decision decision. Mister Harvey, Can we have this, h Can
- 10:55Speaker 3: we do this? Baby?
- 10:56Speaker 2: Can you do this for me? That one right there? Baby?
- 10:58Speaker 2: Can you do this for me?
- 11:00Speaker 3: The white I got to drop everything I'm doing to
- 11:02Speaker 3: do that. I don't get that, oh forget that. I'm
- 11:05Speaker 3: trying to run an empire, and I got a call
- 11:08Speaker 3: by some damn curtains.
- 11:10Speaker 2: Why, oh, but I'm grateful though, Yes how I am.
- 11:18Speaker 3: See Morning show y'all. Shirley Strawberry calling for real mouth
- 11:22Speaker 3: of the South.
- 11:23Speaker 5: Uh.
- 11:24Speaker 3: Junior boys out today and legend that is nephew Tommy
- 11:29Speaker 3: oh Man. I normally I would say, Junior, what's on
- 11:32Speaker 3: your mind today? But he ain't got nothing on his
- 11:34Speaker 3: mind today?
- 11:38Speaker 10: This should be interesting.
- 11:41Speaker 2: You know what I got?
- 11:42Speaker 6: One?
- 11:43Speaker 2: I got?
- 11:44Speaker 6: I got what I got one for people that want
- 11:47Speaker 6: to be entertainers, for people that want to be stars.
- 11:50Speaker 6: You are a star. Explain I think that. I think
- 11:54Speaker 6: a lot of people don't know what it takes to
- 11:55Speaker 6: keep your star shining. Break keeping the light on in
- 11:59Speaker 6: your star? What how much you got to put in
- 12:02Speaker 6: and keep that light on? You've been to start a
- 12:04Speaker 6: long time to keep that light lit that long extrain.
- 12:09Speaker 6: Explain the process of what you gotta do day in
- 12:12Speaker 6: and day out for that star to be as bright
- 12:15Speaker 6: as you as you have it.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Two parts to that.
- 12:18Speaker 3: First of all, you yourself, are not the determining factor
- 12:22Speaker 3: whether you become a star or not. That determination belongs
- 12:27Speaker 3: to the masses, to the people. You have no control
- 12:31Speaker 3: over that. You can't control how bright your star is.
- 12:35Speaker 3: You can't control it that is up only to the masses.
- 12:40Speaker 3: They determine who becomes stars in this world. And that
- 12:43Speaker 3: got a whole lot to do with God's grace and faith.
- 12:46Speaker 3: Ain't ain't no I set out to be a star
- 12:49Speaker 3: and I made it. Nah Damn that ain't ain't as
- 12:51Speaker 3: simple as that. No, sub Now, once you become.
- 12:56Speaker 2: This star and this light is on you, you have
- 12:59Speaker 2: no idea what the task in front of you is.
- 13:02Speaker 3: It is daunting. It is bigger than you could ever
- 13:05Speaker 3: imagined for it. There's an emmanual for it. There's an
- 13:08Speaker 3: of course you can take. It is something else, and
- 13:12Speaker 3: it is hard work, just like it is hard to
- 13:15Speaker 3: be a supervisor, just like it's hard to be the
- 13:17Speaker 3: top bus driver, the top salesman. On your job to
- 13:21Speaker 3: win principle or teacher of the year, you become a
- 13:24Speaker 3: target for those that are not in the life. It's
- 13:27Speaker 3: hard because most people that have reached the level of
- 13:30Speaker 3: importance or significance are hated by those who ain't because
- 13:34Speaker 3: they can't.
- 13:36Speaker 9: Come on it all right, coming up at thirty two
- 13:38Speaker 9: minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew yet
- 13:40Speaker 9: again as he runs that frank back right after this
- 13:44Speaker 9: you're listening hard morning show. All right, guys, it is
- 13:48Speaker 9: time to start your morning off with the nephew and
- 13:50Speaker 9: run back, prank back, nephew what you got today.
- 13:54Speaker 6: With my stupidity? And listen right here, just you know
- 14:00Speaker 6: this what makes me proud? This right here, this title
- 14:02Speaker 6: bring my breast back, you understand. And for all of
- 14:07Speaker 6: you out there, to all you men out there that
- 14:09Speaker 6: have they have ball breast, you know in hen make
- 14:12Speaker 6: some you know if y'all break up, you got the
- 14:15Speaker 6: right to get your bread back.
- 14:17Speaker 11: I'm just saying, you.
- 14:19Speaker 2: Bought them, you bought them, you ought to be in
- 14:21Speaker 2: hit them back? What's up calling you?
- 14:23Speaker 12: What?
- 14:23Speaker 9: What? What?
- 14:23Speaker 5: What?
- 14:24Speaker 1: What about the b b L You kind of touched
- 14:26Speaker 1: on it yesterday?
- 14:27Speaker 2: I ain't.
- 14:27Speaker 6: I ain't never invested in No, no bbl's here. You
- 14:30Speaker 6: know what I'm saying. Why sound like some rims though?
- 14:34Speaker 6: Why we sound yeah?
- 14:36Speaker 10: Bbs that stands for big booty Ladies, Okay?
- 14:43Speaker 2: Is that what it is? B b l's.
- 14:45Speaker 10: That's what That's what some people think it stands for.
- 14:48Speaker 10: If I buy you a Brazilian butt lifts, that's what
- 14:51Speaker 10: it's stands for.
- 14:52Speaker 2: Now, if I buy a butt too, Oh come on Now,
- 14:55Speaker 2: ain't all that all? That just a us a box
- 15:00Speaker 2: full of stuff? There we go, let's go get hello.
- 15:04Speaker 5: I'm trying to reach all of them.
- 15:05Speaker 12: Yeah, this is him.
- 15:06Speaker 5: Hey, you may you engaged in Madison?
- 15:09Speaker 2: Right?
- 15:10Speaker 5: Yes, I am.
- 15:11Speaker 13: There's a problem with it or something? What's up?
- 15:13Speaker 12: No?
- 15:13Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, My name is Ricky.
- 15:15Speaker 12: Man. Have you heard about the last person that she
- 15:17Speaker 12: was engaged too, Well, she kind.
- 15:19Speaker 5: Of spoke briefly about you. Well, you know what, man.
- 15:22Speaker 5: First of all, let me just say this congratulations. Okay,
- 15:24Speaker 5: let me let me be the first say that. Congratulations
- 15:26Speaker 5: for y'all getting engaged. And I hope it work with y'all. Okay, okay,
- 15:31Speaker 5: here here is why I call. Uh. We got a
- 15:35Speaker 5: situation at hand that we kind of need to clear
- 15:37Speaker 5: up between you and I.
- 15:38Speaker 12: So what is it?
- 15:41Speaker 5: Me and you got a little conversation we need to
- 15:43Speaker 5: have about property? Well, we're talking about property? What property?
- 15:46Speaker 13: The property we lived in? What are you talking about?
- 15:48Speaker 5: This is my property?
- 15:49Speaker 12: Okay, Now I'm not talking about your house or nothing
- 15:51Speaker 12: like that. Oh I got some property over there that
- 15:54Speaker 12: belonged to me, and I'm trying to figure out how
- 15:56Speaker 12: we can reconf out a problem. Well, I'm quite sure.
- 15:58Speaker 12: If it's something I can attack up whatever, you can
- 16:01Speaker 12: come get it. I know, top, what do you have
- 16:02Speaker 12: over here in my house that yours? Okay, the actual
- 16:06Speaker 12: the actual breast that she have belonged to me, the breast.
- 16:10Speaker 12: I bought her some breast and plants. Man, I ain't
- 16:13Speaker 12: know nothing about no breast in plants. Okay, you may
- 16:16Speaker 12: not know nothing about it, but the bottom line is
- 16:18Speaker 12: I spent ten thousand dollars on some breasting plants, and
- 16:20Speaker 12: I want my property.
- 16:21Speaker 5: Back, buddy.
- 16:23Speaker 12: Man, No, man, you're not getting back What are you
- 16:27Speaker 12: talking about?
- 16:28Speaker 13: Pressing plan?
- 16:28Speaker 12: Ain't know nothing about that, man, Man, I understand you
- 16:31Speaker 12: not knowing about it, but I'm calling you like a
- 16:32Speaker 12: man explaining it to you. I'm trying to let you know.
- 16:35Speaker 12: You know, I bought her some breasting plants. Now that's
- 16:38Speaker 12: my property now, just like just like when it don't
- 16:41Speaker 12: work out with an engagement, don't work out, you want
- 16:45Speaker 12: your ring back? Well, I want my breast back. Oh no, man,
- 16:49Speaker 12: if you had gave up ring, you can get that back.
- 16:51Speaker 12: But just just man, what do you I mean? Come on, man,
- 16:54Speaker 12: you ain't get back he man, I'm getting them back.
- 16:57Speaker 12: Or I'm gonna be over there every other week being happy.
- 16:59Speaker 7: With what and bought.
- 17:00Speaker 12: No, No that ain't that ain't what's gonna happen. No, no,
- 17:03Speaker 12: little brother, that ain't gonna happen. Now, I don't know
- 17:05Speaker 12: what you're calling for about thous ten thousand dollars the
- 17:08Speaker 12: breast and place you ain't getting.
- 17:09Speaker 13: You come over here if you want to.
- 17:11Speaker 12: When you with somebody, when you lose them, you lose
- 17:13Speaker 12: every damn thing you paid for. So if you bought us,
- 17:16Speaker 12: and you're dumb, it should have bought when you got married.
- 17:20Speaker 12: You know what I'm saying. You should have waited then
- 17:22Speaker 12: bout to them, tell them mine, I'm gonna be over here.
- 17:25Speaker 12: That's what I'm gonna do with your breasts and plants.
- 17:28Speaker 12: So your money was well spent.
- 17:30Speaker 13: You ain't get back. Move on in your life.
- 17:32Speaker 12: Hey man, if you don't tell me when and when
- 17:34Speaker 12: when I'm supposed to buytop, I buy someone? I feel
- 17:36Speaker 12: like what the bottom line is the them breasts belong
- 17:39Speaker 12: to me. Now, No, they're gonna want We're gonna somebody
- 17:41Speaker 12: gonna pay me ten thousand dollars.
- 17:42Speaker 5: One way or the yether.
- 17:43Speaker 12: Oh no, no, you ain't getting nothing back here. Man,
- 17:46Speaker 12: you got to move on with your life. Man, when
- 17:48Speaker 12: y'all broke up, y'all wasn't together. No motive left with us.
- 17:52Speaker 12: She walked away with him. Man, that's it. That's over.
- 17:54Speaker 7: I'm something.
- 17:56Speaker 12: Let me say something of you. Man, I'm coming over there.
- 17:58Speaker 12: I'm coming over there and have a conversation with Madison
- 18:00Speaker 12: or bout this, because that's who evidently I need to
- 18:02Speaker 12: talk to. No, you're not talking to nobody over here.
- 18:05Speaker 12: You're talking to me like you say, man, the man,
- 18:07Speaker 12: I'm letting you know. Man, you're lost. You're lost. Man,
- 18:10Speaker 12: you don't get nothing. I've even get my number. You
- 18:13Speaker 12: get my Let me get your number so I can
- 18:15Speaker 12: call you back when she on no way home. My
- 18:18Speaker 12: number on the break, that number on the brush, ten
- 18:20Speaker 12: thousand dollars, that's your number.
- 18:22Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Well I'm gonna check it.
- 18:23Speaker 12: I'm gonna show check it, and I'm gonna look at
- 18:25Speaker 12: it every.
- 18:25Speaker 13: Day because you ain't getting nothing back, brother than mine.
- 18:28Speaker 5: You're lost.
- 18:28Speaker 12: Man, it's over. Let me ask you this, man. Have
- 18:31Speaker 12: you even bought the ring for Madison yet?
- 18:33Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 18:33Speaker 12: About the ring?
- 18:34Speaker 13: That's what you do when you get engaged, that the
- 18:36Speaker 13: ring is bought. Brother, Why do you worry I much?
- 18:39Speaker 12: Ring? Call bout eight nine thousand dollars. That's nice ring.
- 18:43Speaker 12: See the breath calls morn in the damn ring. You're
- 18:45Speaker 12: a cheatless man, man, Hugh Man, I mean I haven't
- 18:48Speaker 12: bought the ring you're talking about. Look, dude, she's going
- 18:50Speaker 12: then brush. Ain't your us no more? Man, you don't
- 18:52Speaker 12: get back here. If it was a wing, a pair
- 18:54Speaker 12: of shoes or something, I eat that back.
- 18:56Speaker 2: So what now?
- 18:56Speaker 12: What not?
- 18:57Speaker 5: Hey? Man? All I'm gonna say is this here. I'm
- 18:59Speaker 5: gonna come on over there and have a conversation with
- 19:01Speaker 5: Madison about my breast because the breast bloss to me.
- 19:04Speaker 5: You're not coming over here and getting nothing. She ain't
- 19:06Speaker 5: even here, But you can bring.
- 19:08Speaker 13: Your over here. You come over here with your chest
- 19:10Speaker 13: pushed out them and push it back in for your brother.
- 19:13Speaker 5: Jahn't I got two breaths over there?
- 19:15Speaker 12: You tell them that five thousand.
- 19:16Speaker 5: Dollars I want both of them.
- 19:17Speaker 12: Man, Look, you ain't getting the excuse you you call
- 19:21Speaker 12: every girl friend you break up with wanting back. I
- 19:24Speaker 12: call the ones that I'm out and bought breast for.
- 19:26Speaker 13: Thank you.
- 19:26Speaker 12: That's a good damn wedding gift.
- 19:28Speaker 13: I guess.
- 19:28Speaker 12: Hey, man, don't let me tell you something. Don't you
- 19:31Speaker 12: touch my damn breast?
- 19:32Speaker 2: You mean?
- 19:33Speaker 5: Man?
- 19:33Speaker 13: Look here, man, I don't know who they?
- 19:34Speaker 5: Hell man, hey, you even.
- 19:36Speaker 12: Get on my line?
- 19:36Speaker 5: Man? Who is this?
- 19:38Speaker 12: I'm the person that own the breast?
- 19:39Speaker 7: Do you know who this in here?
- 19:40Speaker 12: You don't know nothing over here? Man, you didn't took
- 19:42Speaker 12: the loss on there. Brother, you ain't took a straight
- 19:44Speaker 12: loss on there.
- 19:45Speaker 5: Man.
- 19:45Speaker 13: You got me step fighting? Who is this?
- 19:48Speaker 12: Man?
- 19:49Speaker 13: You lost your man calling my phone?
- 19:51Speaker 12: I'm gonna tell you right now who it's your pot? Now?
- 19:53Speaker 5: Yeah, I want who is this?
- 19:55Speaker 12: This is nephew Thomas, Steve Harby Morning Show. Your girl
- 19:58Speaker 12: Madison got me to brankfall.
- 20:00Speaker 13: Oh man, boy, you ain't.
- 20:07Speaker 12: It's cold, but you where you?
- 20:09Speaker 5: Cold?
- 20:09Speaker 14: Man?
- 20:10Speaker 13: Thank somebody but them?
- 20:12Speaker 12: Is they real? Her?
- 20:14Speaker 5: Here?
- 20:15Speaker 12: I know you're supped to know what you married. I
- 20:17Speaker 12: don't know why you.
- 20:21Speaker 5: Know?
- 20:21Speaker 12: I'm still what you talking about?
- 20:22Speaker 5: You bust man? You still got me messed up? Real
- 20:28Speaker 5: all fake You sound like.
- 20:29Speaker 13: That boy, y'all cold man, y'all y'all need to stop that. Man,
- 20:35Speaker 13: But I listened to you last people. You gotta laugh
- 20:38Speaker 13: myself I never thought I'd get.
- 20:40Speaker 12: Got Hey, what's the baddest radio show man?
- 20:44Speaker 13: Steve Harvin Money Show? That's the truth?
- 20:46Speaker 12: You got me good Man? You got me good Man?
- 20:51Speaker 9: Coming up next, it is asked to c l O,
- 20:54Speaker 9: you're listening hard morning show. Time out for ask the
- 20:59Speaker 9: c l O Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey is in
- 21:02Speaker 9: the building. This one, Steve CLO is from Marissa in
- 21:06Speaker 9: Los Angeles. She says, my thirty three year old brother
- 21:10Speaker 9: got out of jail after serving a nine year sentence
- 21:13Speaker 9: and he's staying with me. He's looking for a job
- 21:15Speaker 9: during the day, but in his spare time, he sits
- 21:18Speaker 9: in my front He sits in my front of my
- 21:21Speaker 9: condo building, enjoying fresh air, smoking a cigarette. He's tried
- 21:26Speaker 9: to hustle up some income by going door to door
- 21:29Speaker 9: asking my neighbors to wash their cars. Yesterday, I got
- 21:32Speaker 9: an anonymous note on my door saying, my brother makes
- 21:35Speaker 9: the residence feel uneasy.
- 21:37Speaker 10: Is it because my brother and I are the only
- 21:39Speaker 10: blacks in the building? She wants to know Clo.
- 21:42Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, what you're thinking about?
- 21:48Speaker 3: You get a note at your house because he's sitting
- 21:51Speaker 3: on steps smoking cigarette.
- 21:52Speaker 2: He made it ease. But he going dough to door
- 21:54Speaker 2: asking people. He can't do that.
- 21:56Speaker 3: Now, what your brother need to do is go down
- 21:58Speaker 3: to the car wash and get the job. Get a
- 22:01Speaker 3: job at the car wash, stuff like that. They don't
- 22:04Speaker 3: do no background checks at the car wash. I've never
- 22:09Speaker 3: seen the car wash did a background check. He need
- 22:11Speaker 3: to go down there, you know, and and and and
- 22:15Speaker 3: take a shot. I appreciate him all. What he do
- 22:18Speaker 3: is he go up to the church and solicit from
- 22:21Speaker 3: the church. He got car detail company, you know, get
- 22:25Speaker 3: him some buckets and stuff and start washing cars that way.
- 22:28Speaker 3: But if you're going around this white neighborhood which you asked,
- 22:31Speaker 3: with this tank top on, with this cigarette danger out
- 22:33Speaker 3: the corner and your lift and a rag on your head,
- 22:36Speaker 3: you're gonna get flagged. I'm telling you right now, this
- 22:38Speaker 3: racial profile and all damn day long. I'll tell you
- 22:41Speaker 3: what his ass better not to ring my damn doough
- 22:43Speaker 3: bell talking about my car. So is it because you black?
- 22:47Speaker 3: Absolutely and you know it right, go down to the
- 22:52Speaker 3: black church and start there.
- 22:55Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
- 22:56Speaker 10: I like that advice.
- 22:57Speaker 9: Yeah, Kimberly and Montgomery says, I'm divorced and living with
- 23:00Speaker 9: my ex until he recovers from knee surgery. He's been
- 23:04Speaker 9: on his best behavior, and he compliments me on my cooking,
- 23:07Speaker 9: which is a first. I wish he was this nice
- 23:10Speaker 9: when we were married. Friday night, I went out with
- 23:12Speaker 9: my girls and had more than a few drinks. I
- 23:15Speaker 9: went home and there he was, lying.
- 23:18Speaker 11: On his back.
- 23:19Speaker 9: I took advantage of him, and he let me. He's
- 23:22Speaker 9: all googly eyed now, thinking we're getting back together. I
- 23:27Speaker 9: still don't want them. I just wanted sex. How can
- 23:30Speaker 9: I get out of this?
- 23:32Speaker 2: Oh that's cold?
- 23:33Speaker 8: What huh?
- 23:35Speaker 3: You went out, had some drinks, he laying on his back,
- 23:39Speaker 3: took you slept with your ex husband.
- 23:42Speaker 2: How can you get out of this? I don't know.
- 23:46Speaker 9: You know, because she did that, he thinks they're getting
- 23:50Speaker 9: back together.
- 23:51Speaker 3: I would think so too. Hell, Hell, what you want
- 23:56Speaker 3: me to think? You come in the house from Friday.
- 24:00Speaker 3: I'm laying up here. You know something wrong with my knee?
- 24:02Speaker 2: You jump on me?
- 24:03Speaker 3: Well, you know I can't do nothing on my knee.
- 24:05Speaker 3: So now all I'm doing is I'm on my back.
- 24:09Speaker 3: So now we already know how this what position?
- 24:12Speaker 6: This was?
- 24:13Speaker 3: So now you done jumped on me? I'm up for it. Hello,
- 24:17Speaker 3: being part in the pun and now all of a sudden,
- 24:21Speaker 3: you know you genuine now what you want me to do? Yeah,
- 24:30Speaker 3: I'm thinking we're back together. How can you get out
- 24:34Speaker 3: of this? I don't know and really don't give a damn.
- 24:38Speaker 9: Next question, Sonia and Messis says, I'm fifty and my
- 24:42Speaker 9: husband is ten years older. I Am not trying to
- 24:44Speaker 9: sound insensitive, but he's acting like an old man. He
- 24:48Speaker 9: takes all types of supplements, and we have a humidifier
- 24:51Speaker 9: in our room, so the whole room smells like eucalyptus.
- 24:55Speaker 10: Nightly.
- 24:55Speaker 9: He blows his nose and handkerchiefs that stay in his pockets,
- 24:58Speaker 9: and when I take our clothes to the I have
- 25:01Speaker 9: to pull the handkerchiefs out.
- 25:02Speaker 10: He's changed into my grandpa and I can't take it. Clo,
- 25:07Speaker 10: you don't act like an old man. Can you give
- 25:09Speaker 10: me advice for my husband?
- 25:11Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you so. Okay, I'm sixty four.
- 25:16Speaker 3: I stopped carrying handkerchiefs years ago. But if he got
- 25:23Speaker 3: signed us, he got a problem. Now, this supplement you're
- 25:26Speaker 3: talking about is to keep him healthy. I take a
- 25:30Speaker 3: lot of supplements, I tell you right now. My peel
- 25:34Speaker 3: pack in the morning and my peel pack in the run.
- 25:36Speaker 3: I praise God for this dough. Thank God.
- 25:38Speaker 2: I'm on no prescription drugs. I thank God for that
- 25:41Speaker 2: all the time. Praise God.
- 25:44Speaker 3: I got off high blood pressure medicine and all that
- 25:48Speaker 3: fixed that with died and exercise, So I thank God
- 25:51Speaker 3: for that. Now, with that said, I do take supplements
- 25:56Speaker 3: and a lot of them, and so do you. But
- 26:00Speaker 3: see what didn't happen is you tied of his ass.
- 26:03Speaker 3: So see, I don't care what he do right, See
- 26:05Speaker 3: when you now he noted damn humidifying the room, smell
- 26:08Speaker 3: like you can lift this all? Now, who don't like that?
- 26:13Speaker 3: I ain't like he got being gay, open up or
- 26:16Speaker 3: dons laying around? You know, vis he got eucalyptus. You
- 26:22Speaker 3: know he trying to but maybe he got a little something.
- 26:25Speaker 2: You just tired of it. You've been in the house
- 26:27Speaker 2: in COVID locked up, y'all ain't been nowhere. That's all
- 26:32Speaker 2: it is.
- 26:33Speaker 10: What should she do? Just be a little more patient,
- 26:35Speaker 10: you're saying.
- 26:36Speaker 3: I mean, come on out, you know, and now if
- 26:39Speaker 3: you want to do something else, you know, go in
- 26:43Speaker 3: there and have that discussion with it. But don't leave
- 26:46Speaker 3: somebody because y'all going through a down period. Sit down
- 26:49Speaker 3: and have a talk. Tell him about the things you
- 26:51Speaker 3: concerned with. See, he might have some concerns, see because
- 26:54Speaker 3: you ain't all that either though all the see, no,
- 26:57Speaker 3: listen to me, no what I try to help people. Look,
- 27:00Speaker 3: if you sit down and talk about each other's concerns,
- 27:04Speaker 3: you might find that he might have some concerns too.
- 27:07Speaker 3: It's what I'm saying.
- 27:09Speaker 8: I get what you're seeing.
- 27:13Speaker 2: It take two people to have a problem.
- 27:16Speaker 1: But she's saying, he six, that's what Yeah, pretty much?
- 27:23Speaker 3: Okay, But let me ask you a question, though, Does
- 27:27Speaker 3: he have a reason to be Has he lost his
- 27:29Speaker 3: sexiness towards you because you lost yours towards him?
- 27:33Speaker 2: Could that be the issue?
- 27:35Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'm saying if you all sit
- 27:38Speaker 3: down and talk, you may find out that maybe something's
- 27:42Speaker 3: causing him to feel this way. And y'all need to
- 27:45Speaker 3: just reignite the spark that y'all once had. You know,
- 27:49Speaker 3: y'all need some date nights, need to dress up, get
- 27:51Speaker 3: out the house.
- 27:53Speaker 4: You know.
- 27:54Speaker 2: All right? Yeah, all right, don't you plug all them
- 27:56Speaker 2: old ass machines and.
- 27:57Speaker 10: Every listening.
- 28:01Speaker 2: Show.
- 28:03Speaker 10: All right, come on, Junior time for truth to be told.
- 28:06Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure listen. Yeah, family, I want to say something.
- 28:10Speaker 4: This is this is very important because I know this
- 28:11Speaker 4: is happened to everybody. Troopy told people who are allergic
- 28:16Speaker 4: to food need to eat with other people who are
- 28:19Speaker 4: allergic to food.
- 28:21Speaker 11: But if you allergic to eggs, you know people who
- 28:25Speaker 11: are allergic to.
- 28:25Speaker 4: Food, food food allergy. Yeah, you need to eat with
- 28:28Speaker 4: other people with food out of I'm tired of this.
- 28:32Speaker 4: Look heard the ball say something. Don't wait till we
- 28:36Speaker 4: get to the restaurant. I didn't order my plate. Get
- 28:39Speaker 4: here and you say I can't eat fish?
- 28:41Speaker 11: Okay?
- 28:42Speaker 4: Where was all this information on the way till the
- 28:44Speaker 4: restaurant before we got there?
- 28:46Speaker 11: You could have been saying, so we.
- 28:47Speaker 4: Can pass six other restaurants, not in order, I can't
- 28:51Speaker 4: even stand the smell of fish. Or we'll get your
- 28:53Speaker 4: EpiPen out because we were about to eat.
- 28:55Speaker 11: I'm not finished. I'm nowhere else, get your head out
- 28:58Speaker 11: to stick yourself.
- 28:59Speaker 4: I'm sore because I ain't got time to be driving
- 29:01Speaker 4: you all my gas and feed you. Why would to
- 29:04Speaker 4: keep changing.
- 29:05Speaker 11: Restaurants because you allergic to fish? I'm fine with fish. Secondly,
- 29:10Speaker 11: so they can't sit across from something, you know something,
- 29:12Speaker 11: they can't smell it. They can't be around there and
- 29:14Speaker 11: be around all of a sudden he's.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Send them in the shock.
- 29:17Speaker 11: I always wonder why you was twitching over there. I
- 29:18Speaker 11: ain't no something letting me know.
- 29:22Speaker 4: Secondly, stop asking people what's in it?
- 29:25Speaker 11: Okay, we don't get stup everything in it.
- 29:29Speaker 2: You can't keep coming.
- 29:30Speaker 4: Out every time to take you so well, what's in that?
- 29:33Speaker 4: When y'all asked me, you just ain't gonna eat it
- 29:35Speaker 4: because you just need to eat with other people who
- 29:37Speaker 4: are allergic to food.
- 29:38Speaker 11: I see everything you time trying to please you.
- 29:41Speaker 5: I like that. I like it.
- 29:43Speaker 2: Turn the right man.
- 29:44Speaker 3: They should have organizations they need food allergy, especially if
- 29:49Speaker 3: people that's allergic to peanuts.
- 29:51Speaker 11: Yeah, they can't eat nothing. The whole plane can't get
- 29:53Speaker 11: no peanuts.
- 29:54Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 29:55Speaker 3: I was on the plane one time take off and
- 29:58Speaker 3: I'm sitting in third class, and all of a sudden,
- 30:00Speaker 3: the dude opened up that side door where the caterer
- 30:02Speaker 3: come in and got to taking stuff out.
- 30:05Speaker 2: And we were already ready to pull off.
- 30:06Speaker 3: Come to find out, lady and got on the plane
- 30:08Speaker 3: with a little boy that's allergic to peanuts and nuts.
- 30:11Speaker 3: He has a nut allergy. Yeah, so they came in
- 30:14Speaker 3: and took all the nuts off the plane. What so
- 30:19Speaker 3: now I'm I'm because I'm hungry. I'm waiting on my
- 30:21Speaker 3: little bowl of hot mixed nuts. They then took all
- 30:26Speaker 3: the nuts off the plane. So they doing this, I
- 30:29Speaker 3: don't really pay no attention. So the lady come around
- 30:31Speaker 3: taking your order what you want, and I said, I
- 30:33Speaker 3: like that. I said, could I please just ahead of
- 30:36Speaker 3: time get the mixed nuts? And really, oh, mister Harvy,
- 30:39Speaker 3: I'm so sorry that was the delay. We had to
- 30:41Speaker 3: take all the nuts off the plane. There's a little
- 30:43Speaker 3: boy on the plane that has a severe nut allergy. Okay,
- 30:46Speaker 3: well wait a minute, hold what they got to do
- 30:49Speaker 3: with the other one hundred and fifty No, no, no, no, no, wait,
- 30:55Speaker 3: his little sick ass can't fly. You got one hundred
- 31:00Speaker 3: of the other people on here got a ticket. We
- 31:02Speaker 3: can't hand no damn nuts because little old Thorpe is
- 31:06Speaker 3: in the back and hear, yeah, you know some of
- 31:09Speaker 3: the rich ass named Bradley one of them little boys
- 31:11Speaker 3: in the back.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Because he can't eat nuts, he can't have none.
- 31:14Speaker 2: He can't even smell nuts.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Well, you don't need to be on the plane.
- 31:17Speaker 2: Then how you function in life like that? You're gonna
- 31:19Speaker 2: pass by somebody eating some nuts. I got some nuts.
- 31:22Speaker 3: I mean there's people with some really bad nuts out
- 31:24Speaker 3: of the being. Oh yeah, I ain't really tripping on that.
- 31:27Speaker 3: Just if you gonna get on the plane. You can't
- 31:30Speaker 3: have her take all the damn nuts off.
- 31:32Speaker 1: No, you can't do that because he can't smell nuts, right.
- 31:36Speaker 11: So wow, he can't smell no one.
- 31:39Speaker 3: Now if you sit next to him and you open
- 31:40Speaker 3: up nuts, he has allergic reaction. We need to put
- 31:43Speaker 3: his ass in a bubble, his ass a little astro
- 31:48Speaker 3: suit so he can go live a little half hand
- 31:50Speaker 3: life that you can't even go to the ice cream
- 31:53Speaker 3: truck as a boy because her half the stuff in
- 31:56Speaker 3: there got a nut on it. Honey, buddies, Man, you
- 31:58Speaker 3: can't go down to the store the candy County. You're
- 32:02Speaker 3: about to throw off patty sitting up to sitting up
- 32:05Speaker 3: in here.
- 32:06Speaker 1: Man, you know what to though? At Tasha school, you can't.
- 32:10Speaker 1: You can't seen kids to school with nuts and the snacks.
- 32:12Speaker 15: They are real strict rules on all that at school
- 32:14Speaker 15: of what your kid can eat and have at school.
- 32:17Speaker 1: What your own child can have. You can't have all
- 32:19Speaker 1: that because the kid might be allergic to it.
- 32:21Speaker 6: My wife Jackie, had a relative come back for Thanksgiving
- 32:24Speaker 6: and say they some little girls an allergic to nuts.
- 32:28Speaker 2: And but what did y'all Friday turkey? And I said,
- 32:30Speaker 2: peanut off.
- 32:31Speaker 10: Wow, she can't have.
- 32:32Speaker 2: Said I don't eat the damn ticket cut house and
- 32:36Speaker 2: the HM. I'm not changing though. Man. We are with
- 32:43Speaker 2: a partner.
- 32:44Speaker 3: We finished golfing. We going to the crab shack. This
- 32:49Speaker 3: U crab shack.
- 32:50Speaker 2: Yeah, he ain't saying nothing, talking about heat on each
- 32:57Speaker 2: shelle fish?
- 32:59Speaker 11: What hell you think?
- 33:00Speaker 2: Where do you think? We asked, why do you walk
- 33:03Speaker 2: in the ground? So now he had that trying to
- 33:05Speaker 2: ask for something else. He ain't got nothing.
- 33:07Speaker 10: Now crabs.
- 33:11Speaker 2: They take him. I can shill, they can do that
- 33:15Speaker 2: for you, But ass is eating crab.
- 33:18Speaker 11: We're not going nowhere else.
- 33:20Speaker 2: I said, doung, Are you for real?
- 33:22Speaker 5: Man?
- 33:22Speaker 3: You know I didn't even really know the guy. He
- 33:24Speaker 3: just went with us, and I'm gonna go with you guys. Man,
- 33:26Speaker 3: guys are so funny. Okay, we sitting up in there, man,
- 33:29Speaker 3: we all and I got three pounds of crabs.
- 33:32Speaker 2: I'm ready to go, give me the bill. Yeah, I'm
- 33:34Speaker 2: there talking. We outside, we got cigars or it's only crack.
- 33:40Speaker 3: Literally his ass sitting up in here. I didn't like
- 33:43Speaker 3: nothing about him. He didn't smoke cigars and his ass
- 33:46Speaker 3: couldn't he shell?
- 33:47Speaker 10: So you didn't like him.
- 33:49Speaker 2: I tell you right now me and you will not
- 33:51Speaker 2: be free.
- 33:52Speaker 4: Yeah, you better take your EpiPen, hold it to your
- 33:54Speaker 4: nick like you a hostel.
- 33:55Speaker 6: Because so let me ask you this. What happens to
- 33:58Speaker 6: them when they get around the stuff. What what kind
- 34:00Speaker 6: of reaction can close up?
- 34:03Speaker 8: They can break out eyes? Yeah, I mean it just depends.
- 34:07Speaker 3: Some of it's severely Yeah, yeah, some of it's really
- 34:11Speaker 3: See this joke we write named about this.
- 34:14Speaker 11: It ain't buy None of them.
- 34:16Speaker 10: Don't say nothing when Tommy asked as usual.
- 34:20Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're talking about the ones that don't say
- 34:22Speaker 3: I ain't say nothing. We all get on the plane.
- 34:27Speaker 3: Now now we find out. Did little boy a little
- 34:30Speaker 3: nutty in the back can't Yeah, I done bought a
- 34:36Speaker 3: pay day.
- 34:37Speaker 2: In the line, but they d nutted the flame. I
- 34:41Speaker 2: took it all off. Can I tell you he can?
- 34:43Speaker 2: I tell y'all payday and we'll be back.
- 34:47Speaker 10: You're listening.
- 34:50Speaker 8: Morning show.
- 34:51Speaker 9: It's time now for would you rather? Would you rather
- 34:55Speaker 9: say your ex's name during sex? Or your wife's best
- 35:00Speaker 9: friend's name during sex?
- 35:02Speaker 2: You better say that X. I don't think you better
- 35:04Speaker 2: say that best friend?
- 35:05Speaker 12: Man?
- 35:06Speaker 2: What you're saying that?
- 35:08Speaker 1: Like you anticipated on your hands.
- 35:11Speaker 2: I'm scared. I don't know.
- 35:14Speaker 9: Come on, newlywed, let's go with the newly weed first.
- 35:16Speaker 9: But you got newly with either one?
- 35:18Speaker 11: Y'all better be be at my funeral on Thursday.
- 35:22Speaker 9: I can't what I'm gonna go with the with the egg? Yeah,
- 35:27Speaker 9: go with the X instead. Yeah, come on, mister quiet
- 35:32Speaker 9: man X or wife's best friend's name?
- 35:38Speaker 2: Hello, I'd rather pull my tongue out and throw it
- 35:43Speaker 2: in the track.
- 35:45Speaker 9: Wait, I thought you were frozen at first. It took
- 35:47Speaker 9: me so long as that question.
- 35:51Speaker 2: That that question did freeze me.
- 35:56Speaker 1: So you can't answer.
- 35:57Speaker 8: You can't pay?
- 35:58Speaker 11: Would you rather?
- 36:00Speaker 10: You can't do it?
- 36:01Speaker 6: The ex dog or the or the wife's best friends?
- 36:07Speaker 12: Hard?
- 36:07Speaker 1: I think we've sopped them, surely.
- 36:09Speaker 10: Yeah for the first time.
- 36:11Speaker 2: Next question, that's just all right question?
- 36:14Speaker 11: I know not to get in that, all right?
- 36:17Speaker 2: Would you rather be.
- 36:20Speaker 10: You rather listen to this one?
- 36:21Speaker 12: Now?
- 36:22Speaker 9: Would you rather be the plus one in a couple's threesome, okay,
- 36:27Speaker 9: or have a threesome with your significant other and you
- 36:30Speaker 9: bring in the third.
- 36:32Speaker 2: I just got married, I'm telling you getting these. Damn,
- 36:38Speaker 2: I don't even understand what that question is. What's to
- 36:40Speaker 2: say it again?
- 36:42Speaker 1: Okay?
- 36:43Speaker 9: Would you okay? Would you rather be the plus one
- 36:46Speaker 9: and a couple's threesome? Or would you have a threesome
- 36:49Speaker 9: with your significant other and then you bring in the third.
- 36:53Speaker 2: Either way, it's just.
- 36:55Speaker 5: You.
- 36:56Speaker 10: Guys are just regular people when it comes to.
- 36:58Speaker 2: You're talking about, now there's threesome?
- 37:00Speaker 5: Is these?
- 37:02Speaker 10: What did you say?
- 37:03Speaker 2: I'd rather be the third person in the random?
- 37:08Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 37:09Speaker 2: Okay, but it would have to be a couple.
- 37:12Speaker 11: So you're doing.
- 37:14Speaker 3: You're going with a Yeah, with the beautiful lesbian couple. Yeah, okay,
- 37:24Speaker 3: I don't even care if they don't like me. I'm
- 37:26Speaker 3: fine with that. Yes, okay, thank you, I have some
- 37:30Speaker 3: pop corn.
- 37:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with the boys on this one. I'm going
- 37:34Speaker 2: with a Okay, Yeah, we're gonna be that little plus
- 37:38Speaker 2: one on the couple.
- 37:41Speaker 3: Like I said, I ain't got it. You ain't even
- 37:42Speaker 3: got to want me. You ain't got to be attracted
- 37:44Speaker 3: to me or nothing. If you just sit over there,
- 37:46Speaker 3: just fine. I don't like his hair, Okay, I can
- 37:54Speaker 3: shave it.
- 37:55Speaker 10: Today's roundup? Would you rather you're listening?
- 38:00Speaker 2: Show?
- 38:01Speaker 9: All right, guys, listen up. Here's a good one for
- 38:03Speaker 9: you at social media. Question we found on our Facebook page.
- 38:07Speaker 9: What if before dating someone new? And I know you
- 38:11Speaker 9: guys are married, but you needed two different references from
- 38:15Speaker 9: exes even if you're before you got married. How about
- 38:18Speaker 9: that you needed two different references from your exes. Here's
- 38:23Speaker 9: the question. Which of your exes would be your two
- 38:26Speaker 9: references and why?
- 38:28Speaker 1: And what would they say?
- 38:31Speaker 10: What do you think they say?
- 38:33Speaker 1: Come on here, junior face, let's go.
- 38:37Speaker 11: No, we're not doing none of my exes.
- 38:39Speaker 4: But we can't go is back to vacation, Bible school
- 38:42Speaker 4: and get somebody out of there.
- 38:43Speaker 1: Don't get it in my don't as a reference.
- 38:47Speaker 11: As a reference, you need somebody who was in church
- 38:49Speaker 11: to talk about school.
- 38:50Speaker 2: I tell you both of my references was from the
- 38:53Speaker 2: fifth grade.
- 38:56Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's hear what they would.
- 38:59Speaker 2: Say about me? Would he showed so much promise and
- 39:03Speaker 2: he was trying to overcome.
- 39:05Speaker 1: A stuffer and he was determined, just glowing.
- 39:11Speaker 2: Steve and just blowing, and just the way he wore
- 39:15Speaker 2: his older brother's clothes.
- 39:18Speaker 3: It was just fascinating, the way he would double wrap
- 39:21Speaker 3: his belt around his thin, frailed, the underdeveloped body, and
- 39:28Speaker 3: his ability to cut out cardboard the shape of his
- 39:32Speaker 3: shoe and stick it in there so you never even
- 39:34Speaker 3: knew that the bottom of his shoes had holes in it.
- 39:38Speaker 10: He was just amazing.
- 39:40Speaker 2: Yeah, he was. He was really.
- 39:42Speaker 3: I always if girl, if you ever get a chair
- 39:45Speaker 3: his sliding boys skills he this boy could. He would
- 39:49Speaker 3: go up to the top of the step and jump
- 39:50Speaker 3: halfway down the slide board for his butt even hit it,
- 39:53Speaker 3: and then bes fly up in the air laying on
- 39:56Speaker 3: his feet.
- 39:56Speaker 2: You should always knew he was gonna be something.
- 40:00Speaker 11: Been on this earth for sixty three years.
- 40:03Speaker 15: In the reference from your exes, we're going back to
- 40:06Speaker 15: when you were ten.
- 40:07Speaker 1: Great, Yeah.
- 40:10Speaker 10: You think that's something. Okay, tell me what about you?
- 40:14Speaker 10: You think that was something from from uncle?
- 40:16Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 40:16Speaker 11: What about you?
- 40:17Speaker 10: Tell me your axes? What would they say? Who would
- 40:20Speaker 10: they be?
- 40:21Speaker 2: Come on, Uh, I'm so scared right now. I shirt
- 40:26Speaker 2: I'm married. I'm just scar.
- 40:30Speaker 6: Ever show I know, but I found out earlier this
- 40:33Speaker 6: week she've been listening all week.
- 40:35Speaker 2: I'm just I'm scared of my damn mouth.
- 40:37Speaker 10: Right now, Jackie, we love you, Jackie.
- 40:41Speaker 2: I'll tell you what they said because I knew.
- 40:42Speaker 3: All the okay, oh please, yeah, you know, yes, girls,
- 40:49Speaker 3: I would, I would recommend him.
- 40:51Speaker 2: You know, he he he kept all his promises. You know,
- 40:57Speaker 2: he said he would never leave me. He did. Now
- 41:00Speaker 2: I got rid of him. Uh he said that, you know.
- 41:05Speaker 2: Think the thing about it.
- 41:06Speaker 3: I mean, he's very much the same today as he was.
- 41:09Speaker 3: Then he has to let money affect him. He ain't
- 41:13Speaker 3: let money affect him. He was stupid, then he's still stupid.
- 41:17Speaker 13: You know.
- 41:19Speaker 11: I missed that part.
- 41:20Speaker 3: Then, you know the most obvious one is I mean, look,
- 41:23Speaker 3: he had the same size shoe, he the same height.
- 41:29Speaker 2: This is a person who's never changed.
- 41:32Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, what would big Honey say? Big Honey had
- 41:37Speaker 11: to be.
- 41:39Speaker 15: Now let me tell you, I don't know who big
- 41:43Speaker 15: Honey is. She was one of Tommy's ex.
- 41:48Speaker 3: Girlfriend on her honey on her back, her tattoo was
- 41:55Speaker 3: a slab of ribs.
- 42:00Speaker 11: And you used to call him big Do you remember Kiwe?
- 42:04Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 42:06Speaker 3: I remember Keewe's tattoo on her back was ice cream Sunday,
- 42:12Speaker 3: not the fruit, not the kW no, the whole Sunday.
- 42:16Speaker 2: Oh, big honey, man, god boy, I had was boy handled.
- 42:22Speaker 11: Remember Kiwi shut hand?
- 42:25Speaker 2: Oh man, big honey, sons jumped on me.
- 42:29Speaker 1: I'm saying, you're not gonna bring up your whooped.
- 42:32Speaker 2: My ass in front of the house man. Yep. And
- 42:35Speaker 2: you up to eight and nine, you old woke.
- 42:41Speaker 3: Steve.
- 42:42Speaker 7: You tell it all, don't you?
- 42:44Speaker 1: Coming up next to the nephew with the press.
- 42:46Speaker 8: Phone call like you're listening.
- 42:54Speaker 9: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
- 42:57Speaker 9: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry left here
- 43:00Speaker 9: for today subject. He's got the sugar, but he's not
- 43:04Speaker 9: being sweet right now though, the nephew in the building
- 43:17Speaker 9: with today's prank phone call.
- 43:18Speaker 10: What you got for its nest?
- 43:20Speaker 2: The sex is too loud?
- 43:26Speaker 1: Is too loud?
- 43:29Speaker 2: Hello, it's too loud. Let's go catch off?
- 43:37Speaker 5: Is loud? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach.
- 43:41Speaker 7: Uh uh, you have the wrong number. This is his
- 43:47Speaker 7: wife though, Can I help you?
- 43:49Speaker 2: Uh?
- 43:50Speaker 5: Yes, ma'am.
- 43:51Speaker 12: I'm calling you from the front desk here at the
- 43:53Speaker 12: at the Hilton Hotel, and I'm called the the room
- 43:57Speaker 12: a few times. And you guys you guys have an answered,
- 44:00Speaker 12: So we actually went a little.
- 44:02Speaker 5: Further and got the number that's connected with the credit card,
- 44:05Speaker 5: and uh, you know, I wouldn't be calling your number
- 44:08Speaker 5: like this. But the people are complaining about you guys
- 44:11Speaker 5: on the floor now, you guys are staying on and
- 44:14Speaker 5: they're saying that the sex is to the sex is
- 44:16Speaker 5: too loud coming from you.
- 44:19Speaker 7: Wait, wait a minute, what'd you say?
- 44:21Speaker 12: The people are on the u all's floor saying that
- 44:25Speaker 12: the sex is too loud coming from you and your
- 44:27Speaker 12: husband's way?
- 44:28Speaker 7: What the is going on here? I am at home
- 44:31Speaker 7: and that mother is out of town. So what are
- 44:35Speaker 7: you saying to me?
- 44:37Speaker 12: Uh?
- 44:39Speaker 5: Did I get you to hold off?
- 44:41Speaker 12: Sure, that's just that's just.
- 44:46Speaker 14: This is his wife on the phone right now. But
- 44:49Speaker 14: she said she's at home. That's what she's telling me.
- 44:53Speaker 14: She's telling me she's at home, but she's not upstairs. No,
- 44:58Speaker 14: she's not upstairs.
- 45:00Speaker 12: Eevidility is a big content? What am I supposed to
- 45:03Speaker 12: play to it?
- 45:04Speaker 5: Okay? Okay, ma'am, yes, okay, Well I'm sorry. What's your
- 45:08Speaker 5: name again?
- 45:09Speaker 7: Dominique?
- 45:10Speaker 5: Okay, Dominique. You know what, we won't worry about it.
- 45:13Speaker 5: We'll fix it.
- 45:14Speaker 7: What do you mean, don't worry about it. He just
- 45:17Speaker 7: called me to tell me that basically, my husband is
- 45:21Speaker 7: having sex with someone at the hotel. And now you're
- 45:25Speaker 7: acting like I'm just supposed to act like this didn't happen. Hello.
- 45:30Speaker 5: Yeah, and I.
- 45:31Speaker 7: Did hear you talking to the background? You heard who
- 45:35Speaker 7: I heard you?
- 45:36Speaker 14: Okay?
- 45:37Speaker 12: Hold on? Hold on you hold on again? Please?
- 45:40Speaker 7: Uh? Where are you at? Which is this? Which hotel
- 45:44Speaker 7: is this?
- 45:45Speaker 12: Just hold on for a second. Man, I didn't hit
- 45:48Speaker 12: the mute, but I didn't hit the whole butty, no,
- 45:51Speaker 12: she heard everything we were talking to.
- 45:54Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 45:56Speaker 12: What am I.
- 45:57Speaker 5: Supposed to say to it.
- 45:58Speaker 12: The guy won't answer the phone, and it's noise coming
- 46:02Speaker 12: from the room all day. All right, Hello, yeah, Okay, Dominique,
- 46:10Speaker 12: This Dominique. I want to apologize. We thought we were called.
- 46:15Speaker 7: My apology is not going to do it. I can
- 46:17Speaker 7: solve the problem for you. What's your address? Tell me
- 46:20Speaker 7: your address.
- 46:23Speaker 5: I'm not at liberty to give that information.
- 46:26Speaker 7: This is some book, some real books. Can you put
- 46:29Speaker 7: your manager on the phone or something?
- 46:32Speaker 12: I mean, religion is actually in a meeting right now.
- 46:35Speaker 2: I don't.
- 46:38Speaker 5: Denique. I just want to say I just I truly apologize.
- 46:41Speaker 5: I mean, I thought I was calling the person that
- 46:43Speaker 5: was in the room.
- 46:44Speaker 7: I'm really really I don't know what to say if
- 46:47Speaker 7: there is nothing to say, unless you're going to give
- 46:49Speaker 7: me your address right now, so I could be on
- 46:51Speaker 7: my way over there.
- 46:53Speaker 12: What city are you in?
- 46:54Speaker 7: Don't worry about where I'm at. I can get to
- 46:57Speaker 7: you and his You know what, I'm going to call
- 47:00Speaker 7: this mother myself and he better wait wait a minute,
- 47:05Speaker 7: your whole situation okay, right now?
- 47:08Speaker 12: Okay, but well you wait because you're gonna mess right
- 47:10Speaker 12: I'm gonna lose my job.
- 47:13Speaker 7: About your job right now? Bro, you told me that
- 47:16Speaker 7: my husband is some other in your hotel? Do you
- 47:21Speaker 7: think I care?
- 47:22Speaker 5: So?
- 47:22Speaker 7: What's your address?
- 47:23Speaker 13: Though?
- 47:23Speaker 7: I can see all my.
- 47:24Speaker 12: Way Okay, okay, okay, let me just call him. No no, no, no,
- 47:29Speaker 12: my manager, My manager coming down now.
- 47:32Speaker 7: Your manager is available? How convenient?
- 47:34Speaker 5: Okay, So I don't talk.
- 47:37Speaker 7: I don't want to talk about your manager.
- 47:38Speaker 5: Okay. I thought you wanted to talk to the manager.
- 47:41Speaker 7: I'm pissed off right now. So either you're gonna give
- 47:44Speaker 7: me your address.
- 47:46Speaker 5: Can I put this is my manager, Tommy? Can I
- 47:49Speaker 5: put Tommy on the phone?
- 47:51Speaker 12: Sure, hey, Dominique, Yes, this is something.
- 47:54Speaker 7: Okay, Tommy, what's going on? Your worker called me to
- 47:59Speaker 7: tell me that my husband was having sex in your
- 48:03Speaker 7: hotel too loud? And I asked this address and he
- 48:06Speaker 7: won't give it to me. And I'm on my way
- 48:09Speaker 7: down there, and I'm about to call my husband since
- 48:11Speaker 7: he won't answer your call. And I did hear him
- 48:14Speaker 7: talking to you in the background?
- 48:15Speaker 5: Okay? Well did you hear who he was talking to? No?
- 48:19Speaker 7: I didn't.
- 48:20Speaker 5: Okay, he was talking to me. But do you know
- 48:22Speaker 5: who I am?
- 48:23Speaker 12: No?
- 48:23Speaker 7: I don't and I don't really care.
- 48:26Speaker 5: But do you know Tommy at all?
- 48:30Speaker 7: Do I know Tommy?
- 48:31Speaker 5: No? Do you know tom No?
- 48:33Speaker 12: Okay, do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
- 48:37Speaker 12: Morning Show?
- 48:37Speaker 2: Do you.
- 48:39Speaker 7: Kitty? How to hear you? That's after Tommy. I don't
- 48:45Speaker 7: like I'm not your friend right now, Tommy, and I
- 48:50Speaker 7: don't like you anymore.
- 48:50Speaker 12: I just want you, Oh, come on telling me, come.
- 48:53Speaker 7: On stay funny. It's not funny, Tommy.
- 48:57Speaker 12: It's really okay, all right, I'm want to get off
- 49:00Speaker 12: the phone. And were on bad turns now we got
- 49:02Speaker 12: to get back. We got you on good terms when
- 49:03Speaker 12: we got off the phone.
- 49:05Speaker 5: Okay, come on, last laugh with me, baby? Please?
- 49:10Speaker 7: Well I don't know if you be laughing if somebody
- 49:13Speaker 7: cause you with this, but okay, I would Yo.
- 49:18Speaker 5: You have a sister. Your sister's name is Lydia. Am
- 49:21Speaker 5: I right? Yes, Lydia is who got me to pray?
- 49:24Speaker 5: Phone call you baby?
- 49:26Speaker 7: Oh okay, it's it's really going down now. I got
- 49:33Speaker 7: something for you at her, So let's keep you in
- 49:35Speaker 7: the streets.
- 49:36Speaker 5: Tommy, okay, let me ask you this though before you go,
- 49:38Speaker 5: Please give me this. What's the baddest radio show in
- 49:40Speaker 5: the land?
- 49:41Speaker 7: Come on, Sonny Money, let me ask you know Steve
- 49:44Speaker 7: Harvey and that's your Tommy. You know what, Tommy? You
- 49:49Speaker 7: used to be my favorite, but now I'm really to Steve.
- 49:52Speaker 7: You could kiss my.
- 49:55Speaker 2: Come on, sex is too loud, That's all. I wanted
- 50:02Speaker 2: to have said this before, but you need this one.
- 50:20Speaker 2: Just bring it down.
- 50:26Speaker 11: You ain't sex.
- 50:32Speaker 10: We'll get into the Strawberry Letter coming up right after this.
- 50:36Speaker 8: You're listening.
- 50:38Speaker 10: Morning show time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
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- 50:54Speaker 9: We could be reading your letter live on the air,
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- 50:59Speaker 10: Right here, right now.
- 51:02Speaker 2: Hold on tight.
- 51:03Speaker 5: We got it for you here.
- 51:04Speaker 10: It is.
- 51:06Speaker 9: Subject He's got the sugar, but he's not being sweet,
- 51:10Speaker 9: all right, Jay.
- 51:10Speaker 10: Listen up. Dear Steve and Shirley.
- 51:13Speaker 9: My husband and I are in our late thirties and
- 51:15Speaker 9: we've been together for almost twenty years. We have four children,
- 51:20Speaker 9: and we always had a robust sex life until two
- 51:23Speaker 9: years ago, when everything changed. My husband gradually lost interest
- 51:29Speaker 9: in sex, and whenever we try, he would stop in
- 51:32Speaker 9: the middle of it and tell me he was tired.
- 51:35Speaker 10: I had no.
- 51:36Speaker 9: Idea what was wrong with him, and I started to
- 51:39Speaker 9: think that he wasn't attracted to me anymore. One night,
- 51:42Speaker 9: when he told me no to sex, I started crying.
- 51:45Speaker 9: He finally came clean and admitted that he was diagnosed
- 51:49Speaker 9: with type two diabetes and it affected his ability to perform.
- 51:53Speaker 10: He didn't want to tell.
- 51:54Speaker 9: Me because he knew I would make him eat healthier
- 51:57Speaker 9: meals and stop drinking.
- 52:00Speaker 10: I was mad as heck that he kept something like
- 52:03Speaker 10: this from me. After I found out about it.
- 52:05Speaker 9: He refused to change his bad lifestyle choices, so now
- 52:09Speaker 9: he has a rectile dysfunction because of all the medicine.
- 52:12Speaker 9: Because of all his medicine, I've been suffering in a
- 52:15Speaker 9: sexless marriage for the past two years. I'm miserable without sex,
- 52:20Speaker 9: and I told him he is being selfish. All he
- 52:23Speaker 9: has to do is put down the fried chicken, sweet
- 52:27Speaker 9: potato pie and the bourbon and coke and we might
- 52:30Speaker 9: be able to have sex again. He is oblivious to
- 52:34Speaker 9: my needs, and I'm growing more and more angry by
- 52:38Speaker 9: the day. I have been a faithful woman for twenty years,
- 52:41Speaker 9: but I can't go another month without releasing some of
- 52:44Speaker 9: this sexual tension. I'm thinking about cheating, and I have
- 52:48Speaker 9: someone in mind that is willing to help me out.
- 52:52Speaker 10: I don't feel bad about it either.
- 52:53Speaker 9: Before I do the unthinkable, how can I get my
- 52:56Speaker 9: husband to fix his health and fix our sex life?
- 53:00Speaker 10: Please help?
- 53:01Speaker 1: Wow?
- 53:02Speaker 10: A lot going on in this letter.
- 53:04Speaker 9: I don't know, because you know, it's really hard to
- 53:06Speaker 9: make grown people. You really can't make grown people do
- 53:10Speaker 9: what they don't want to do, and in this situation,
- 53:12Speaker 9: your husband don't want to do it. I mean, if
- 53:15Speaker 9: he would just make better food choices. You know, he
- 53:19Speaker 9: would be healthier and perhaps that would help. You're right,
- 53:24Speaker 9: he is very selfish. I think you know this is
- 53:28Speaker 9: a man who doesn't want to change. I mean, I'm sorry.
- 53:31Speaker 9: He doesn't care about himself. He doesn't care about your
- 53:34Speaker 9: four kids or you. If he did, he would try
- 53:37Speaker 9: to at least eat better. That's the very least he
- 53:39Speaker 9: could do and trying, you know, try to get healthy.
- 53:43Speaker 9: A husband should never keep anything like this from their wife.
- 53:47Speaker 10: This is very serious. You know, why didn't he tell you?
- 53:51Speaker 9: Maybe he was embarrassed, or maybe he just I don't know,
- 53:54Speaker 9: but it is selfish and he shouldn't have kept that
- 53:56Speaker 9: from you because it's a health situation and it could
- 53:59Speaker 9: get worse.
- 54:00Speaker 10: You guys, are only in your late thirties. You're only
- 54:03Speaker 10: in your late.
- 54:04Speaker 9: Thirties, So what are you supposed to do now for
- 54:06Speaker 9: sex for the rest of your life. You're only in
- 54:08Speaker 9: your late thirties. People have sex up until their seventies
- 54:11Speaker 9: and eighties. Come on, you're just in your late thirties.
- 54:15Speaker 9: Got to say this though, you and I know everyone
- 54:19Speaker 9: knows cheating is wrong. We all know that, But I
- 54:23Speaker 9: ask you, you know, what's a wife to do in
- 54:25Speaker 9: a situation like this under the circumstances when her husband
- 54:30Speaker 9: with his selfish behavior.
- 54:31Speaker 10: Yet I'm not condoning it.
- 54:32Speaker 9: I'm not saying she should, but I'm just saying I
- 54:35Speaker 9: understand where you're coming from. Your hosband, well, your husband
- 54:40Speaker 9: with his selfish behavior. I just you know, I just
- 54:44Speaker 9: think that he's driving you and sending you right into
- 54:47Speaker 9: the arms of another man. I just think that's what's
- 54:50Speaker 9: happening because he won't change, and he really needs to
- 54:52Speaker 9: do that right now, Steve.
- 54:56Speaker 2: Wow, surely you almost said the unthinkable. Wow, and you
- 55:02Speaker 2: was gonna start on me. Girl, you came up just
- 55:05Speaker 2: short of sin. Well, I feel that ain't my job,
- 55:09Speaker 2: So here I go.
- 55:12Speaker 4: Now.
- 55:12Speaker 2: I'm glad.
- 55:13Speaker 3: Shirley kept reiterating that you all are in your late
- 55:16Speaker 3: thirties because I misread it. I thought you were thirty
- 55:18Speaker 3: and you had been together for almost twenty years. I
- 55:21Speaker 3: was saying, damn same him, dude, since she was ten.
- 55:25Speaker 3: Letter has another element to it.
- 55:29Speaker 2: You look at y'all. Ain't in jail anyway.
- 55:31Speaker 3: Oh, we've got four children. We've always had a robust
- 55:35Speaker 3: sex life, and to two years ago, everything changed. Now
- 55:39Speaker 3: here's the letter. My husband gradually lost interest in sex,
- 55:44Speaker 3: and whenever we try, he would stop in the middle
- 55:49Speaker 3: of it and tell me he was tied. Now, hold
- 55:53Speaker 3: on one, say, ain't you supposed to be tied in
- 55:56Speaker 3: the middle of it?
- 55:58Speaker 9: Huh Hello, I mean sometimes, but this is an unusual circumstance, Steve.
- 56:04Speaker 9: You gotta admit, I.
- 56:05Speaker 10: Mean you putting there at work, but to stop though
- 56:09Speaker 10: he stopped.
- 56:10Speaker 2: No, No, that ain't I ain't got there yet.
- 56:13Speaker 10: Okay, he tied.
- 56:17Speaker 2: What the hell he stopped for? Because you're tired. You're
- 56:19Speaker 2: supposed to be tied. It's called work, homie. You gotta
- 56:23Speaker 2: get back at it.
- 56:24Speaker 3: But he stopped and say he tied, had no idea
- 56:27Speaker 3: what was wrong, And then you thought he wasn't attracted
- 56:30Speaker 3: to you. Then one night, when he told you no
- 56:32Speaker 3: the sex and you started crying, he came clean and
- 56:34Speaker 3: said he got type two diabetes that affected his ability
- 56:38Speaker 3: to perform. He ain't won't tell me because he knew
- 56:41Speaker 3: I was gonna make him eat healthy meals and stop drinking.
- 56:44Speaker 2: Waiting all of dog.
- 56:45Speaker 3: So if you ain't help the meals and stop drinking,
- 56:48Speaker 3: you can get rid of your diabetes.
- 56:51Speaker 2: You like food and drinking. That damn much.
- 56:54Speaker 3: But you kept from the information from the one person
- 56:57Speaker 3: who can help you get healthy. Yeah, and you would
- 57:00Speaker 3: fuse to do it even though it's affecting your sex life.
- 57:02Speaker 3: How much do food mean to your fat ass?
- 57:08Speaker 5: No?
- 57:09Speaker 2: Really, you would prefer food and alcohol over sex.
- 57:15Speaker 10: This is crazy, all right, Steve, hold on to that thought.
- 57:19Speaker 9: Okay, we're gonna have part two of your response coming
- 57:21Speaker 9: up at twenty three minutes after the hour, subject of
- 57:24Speaker 9: today's strawberry letter, He's got the sugar, but he's not
- 57:27Speaker 9: being sweet. We'll get back into it right after this.
- 57:31Speaker 9: You're listening hardy Morning show. All right, Steve, come on,
- 57:35Speaker 9: let's recap today's strawberry letter. He's got the sugar, but
- 57:38Speaker 9: he's not being sweet.
- 57:40Speaker 5: Tie.
- 57:40Speaker 3: It is dude that messed around and got type two diabetes,
- 57:45Speaker 3: didn't tell his wife, the one person that would help.
- 57:49Speaker 3: And then the reason he didn't tell her because he
- 57:52Speaker 3: knew she was gonna make him eat healthier meals and
- 57:55Speaker 3: stop drinking.
- 57:57Speaker 2: What that was your reason for not telling your wife?
- 58:01Speaker 2: You know it wasn't. I didn't want to worry her,
- 58:04Speaker 2: you know, I didn't want her.
- 58:06Speaker 3: To stop doing what she was doing. Now, my chunky
- 58:09Speaker 3: ass wants to keep eating pie and drinking liquor. So
- 58:14Speaker 3: now the lady was mad as heck that he kept
- 58:18Speaker 3: us from him, and then after she found out, he
- 58:23Speaker 3: refused to change his lifestyle choices. So now because of
- 58:28Speaker 3: all the medicine he taken, he now has erectile dysfunction
- 58:32Speaker 3: in his thirty She has been suffering in a sexless
- 58:36Speaker 3: marriage for the past two years, and I'm miserable two
- 58:40Speaker 3: years and I'm miserable without sex. And I told him
- 58:46Speaker 3: he's being selfish. All he got to do is put
- 58:49Speaker 3: down the fried chicken, sweet potato pie and the bourbon
- 58:52Speaker 3: and coke and we might be able to have sex again.
- 58:56Speaker 2: Somebody making some good ass chicken. That's all I can
- 59:01Speaker 2: tell you. Man that's got the least a good ass chicken.
- 59:05Speaker 3: He must be the test of it for the Pope
- 59:07Speaker 3: eys chicken sandwich because he cared about this too. It
- 59:11Speaker 3: He all in line, lady night, waiting on it. If
- 59:15Speaker 3: you stop doing that, you gonna have sex again. He's
- 59:18Speaker 3: oblivious to my needs. And I'm growing more and more
- 59:20Speaker 3: angry by the day. And lady, as you should, I've
- 59:23Speaker 3: been a faithful woman for twenty years, but I can't
- 59:27Speaker 3: go another month without releasing some of this sexual tension.
- 59:30Speaker 2: Two years without sex, faithful for twenty years?
- 59:35Speaker 3: Folk kid, fat boy want to keep eating pie and
- 59:38Speaker 3: chicken and drinking breading and coke. Let his fat ass
- 59:43Speaker 3: sit over there and eat the pie and the chicken.
- 59:46Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you what, Shirley, don't do. I say,
- 59:49Speaker 3: go on and holler at you boy whoever they threw
- 59:52Speaker 3: he is that you've been making about cheating. And you
- 59:55Speaker 3: got somebody in mind that's willing to help you out.
- 59:57Speaker 3: Let him help you God, And do you girl, dude,
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: free yourself, gone get you something, because I'm gonna tell
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: you something right now. And the reason I'm saying you
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: ought to go ahead and do it. And and the
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: lady said, I don't feel bad about it either, and
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: you shouldn't because let me explain something to you that
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: ain't no man nowhere gonna let you sit over there
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: with whole sex for two years and don't go get
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: it somewhere withhold something for your man for two years
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: and think he's sitting over there twiddling his thumb.
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: I bet he ain't.
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: Two years and you all have disgusted. You didne had
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: this man crying over some sex.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: A man started crying. I won't say, I mean, you
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: don't give me now help?
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: I won't.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: You still up? Are you still?
- 1:00:56Speaker 9: No?
- 1:01:00Speaker 6: Right?
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: Like that?
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: Shut up crying with your punk as you for two years?
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: Ain't no man find to do that.
- 1:01:13Speaker 9: And possibly the rest of her life. She's in her
- 1:01:15Speaker 9: late thirties. What she's supposed to do?
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: Call the dude, but stick yourself and arrangement, go get you.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: But if you just go get if you just go
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: free yourself for a minute, you will feel better. You
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: come back and deal with it.
- 1:01:30Speaker 5: What you what?
- 1:01:31Speaker 10: Well, I'm just saying, we have an expert on the show. Yes, yeah,
- 1:01:37Speaker 10: I mean we yah.
- 1:01:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:01:41Speaker 16: My thing is this, It is this, And I've eaten
- 1:01:45Speaker 16: a lot of chicken, so he's obviously he's obviously his
- 1:01:50Speaker 16: chicken consumption has gone way past my How much chickens do?
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: Where you eat?
- 1:02:01Speaker 5: Where you say?
- 1:02:03Speaker 10: You know, I don't want sex no more because this
- 1:02:05Speaker 10: chicken is just too damn good.
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: Okay. The other question the chicken, Yeah yeah, yeah, Steve.
- 1:02:13Speaker 16: And the other thing is if he stops in the
- 1:02:15Speaker 16: middle of sex, he got chicken on his mind, it
- 1:02:18Speaker 16: ain't it ain't.
- 1:02:19Speaker 17: Got nothing, Yeah, and he says, wait a minute, baby,
- 1:02:28Speaker 17: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, baby,
- 1:02:32Speaker 17: it is ten forty five.
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: Papa, hand me that old blue cooler and leva.
- 1:02:39Speaker 10: If I leave right now, I can.
- 1:02:42Speaker 11: Get droopies.
- 1:02:45Speaker 10: Heaven.
- 1:02:46Speaker 11: So y'all crazy and last.
- 1:02:52Speaker 5: But not leave.
- 1:02:53Speaker 16: This goes to show you how much that Papae chicken
- 1:02:58Speaker 16: sand would and break get up home, because.
- 1:03:01Speaker 12: It is.
- 1:03:07Speaker 16: People standing in line wait for the damn che said,
- 1:03:11Speaker 16: which means them mate is at the house waiting, waiting
- 1:03:16Speaker 16: to do the.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: Next in his head that line.
- 1:03:31Speaker 8: You're listening.
- 1:03:34Speaker 10: Morning show and it's time for right or wrong scheme.
- 1:03:38Speaker 10: You be the judge.
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: Let all right, Tommy, let's go, so tell me this.
- 1:03:44Speaker 6: Okay, if athletes get athletes feet, shouldn't an astronaut get mistletoe.
- 1:04:03Speaker 4: Shouldn't an astronautic get missile exactly?
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you're cute with.
- 1:04:13Speaker 6: You when you didn't you didn't play ball before you
- 1:04:16Speaker 6: was a boxer, You didn't got a child a horse?
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: Yeah, but what do a hosky?
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: You see?
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like in the Kentucky Derby,
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, if you're in the Kentucky Derby, and
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: a horse pulled up. What did he gets?
- 1:04:38Speaker 11: Don't you don't get a horse? I mean, what do
- 1:04:41Speaker 11: you get?
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: Okay? Okay, okay, okay, three three for three?
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: An you saying anything?
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: I'm just asking legitimate questions?
- 1:05:00Speaker 5: Not good?
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:05:03Speaker 6: If an orange is an orange? Yeah, then why is
- 1:05:06Speaker 6: a lime not green? But why we don't call it
- 1:05:10Speaker 6: a green? Give me a green cause the green already?
- 1:05:13Speaker 6: But the orange is orange already you see.
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: No, no, we don't. Okay, orange is orange.
- 1:05:23Speaker 8: We get it.
- 1:05:23Speaker 10: But yeah, we get it.
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: You ain't stupid because that's the only fruit that is orange. See,
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: you can have a green apple, a tangerine. A tangerine
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: is not on that's the tangerine. It's a form of
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: an orange. Okay, he'll go to one that really bothers me. Okay,
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: you know that?
- 1:05:45Speaker 12: Yea?
- 1:05:47Speaker 6: Okay, tell Junior. If a woman buy a necklace called
- 1:05:53Speaker 6: a choker and she died, you you did that to yourself. God,
- 1:06:05Speaker 6: why would you buy a choker and it's gonna kill you?
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. If you die behind a choke,
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: then you you you set yourself up.
- 1:06:14Speaker 11: For that inside right, Yeah, why would you buy choke?
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: It's say, choker on the label. Why wouldn't you do
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: that to yourself? Uh?
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: Come on, we gotta with the stupid. You can't get mad.
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: I'm changing my phone number.
- 1:06:33Speaker 10: See if you have to judge these, do.
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: It make sense?
- 1:06:39Speaker 10: Unhanging? What j you're listening?
- 1:06:46Speaker 8: Morning show?
- 1:06:49Speaker 10: All right, jay An's time for comedy Roulette.
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: It's just the insults.
- 1:06:55Speaker 10: Every week you test out comedy ability.
- 1:06:58Speaker 7: Tell you what you do?
- 1:06:59Speaker 10: Take the except put them on the wheel, spinding the wheel?
- 1:07:02Speaker 10: Which stop?
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: We'll do damn things? Which this guy?
- 1:07:06Speaker 10: All right, here we go, I have the categories. Uh,
- 1:07:09Speaker 10: let's spend, let me, let's get ready. All right, she
- 1:07:12Speaker 10: has an she has an invisible boyfriend, somebody like that.
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: All right, that's number one.
- 1:07:18Speaker 10: Number two, stop lying you staying at your mama's house.
- 1:07:25Speaker 10: Number three? What are you gonna get that back to fish?
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: You know people?
- 1:07:32Speaker 7: That is right?
- 1:07:35Speaker 12: Number four?
- 1:07:36Speaker 10: You know they repoked that car. And number five. I
- 1:07:41Speaker 10: don't know how to tell you this, but she's singing somebody,
- 1:07:43Speaker 10: all of these are good.
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: Cat.
- 1:07:51Speaker 10: I'm on that to come on to come on.
- 1:08:00Speaker 9: Laying it a Number two, Stop lying you staying at
- 1:08:02Speaker 9: your mama's house.
- 1:08:03Speaker 16: You know how I know you staying at your mama
- 1:08:06Speaker 16: houmetown me at the club. I hear you on the
- 1:08:08Speaker 16: phone say hey, I'll be there in a minute. Mama
- 1:08:11Speaker 16: need a key under the door.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: You and your mama.
- 1:08:17Speaker 11: Ain't your mama's out.
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: I know you stay at your mama house. I know
- 1:08:22Speaker 4: you be trying to hide, but all your clothes got creasing.
- 1:08:30Speaker 11: You know, damn well, you don't hid that good. Your
- 1:08:34Speaker 11: clothes got even crease.
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: One sho.
- 1:08:38Speaker 7: You're standing at tom.
- 1:08:41Speaker 6: You know you're staying at your mama house. But you
- 1:08:42Speaker 6: got a lunch bag with your name on it in
- 1:08:44Speaker 6: the car.
- 1:08:46Speaker 11: Mama made that for you.
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: That when you when you're on your cell phone talking
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: and we can hear the washing machine in the.
- 1:09:07Speaker 12: House.
- 1:09:08Speaker 16: You know you know, I know you standing at your
- 1:09:10Speaker 16: mama house.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: You ain't got your own key, and the key you
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: got is around your neck.
- 1:09:16Speaker 11: You fool you You ain't fooling. No damn boddies.
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: Let you keep growing ass man.
- 1:09:25Speaker 4: I know you stay at your mama house, but I
- 1:09:27Speaker 4: come to your mama house own family functions.
- 1:09:30Speaker 11: You the first one there, you the first one. You're right.
- 1:09:40Speaker 6: We know you staying at your mama house when you
- 1:09:42Speaker 6: your only inviters over doing prayer, meeting mama, going to
- 1:09:46Speaker 6: church tonight we can come through.
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: Yeah, I know yet your mama.
- 1:09:53Speaker 3: This how I know you live at your mama's house.
- 1:09:55Speaker 3: You always smell damn.
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: Smell. I like the things.
- 1:10:05Speaker 5: You know.
- 1:10:05Speaker 16: How I know you just with and everything. That's how
- 1:10:10Speaker 16: I know you standing at your mama house every day.
- 1:10:13Speaker 16: You coming in talking about a gospel show you watch.
- 1:10:19Speaker 16: When you start watching old.
- 1:10:20Speaker 11: Steam like experience in this area.
- 1:10:26Speaker 4: That's why I know you stay at your mama house
- 1:10:30Speaker 4: when you always into it with her boyfriend?
- 1:10:33Speaker 11: How came you with Earl?
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: A way that out here.
- 1:10:37Speaker 12: Over that.
- 1:10:39Speaker 11: You don't like nothing?
- 1:10:40Speaker 6: Earl say, you know you're staying at your mama house
- 1:10:45Speaker 6: and you're losing.
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: You smell like ava? Yeah yeah, what are you talking
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: to words?
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: Smelling like white diamond?
- 1:10:56Speaker 11: What is that about?
- 1:11:00Speaker 7: Come on, close it out.
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: This is how you know you love your mama's house.
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: Called the car you're driving got a Bible on the dashboard.
- 1:11:13Speaker 11: Jesus.
- 1:11:26Speaker 10: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
- 1:11:29Speaker 10: Show right after this.
- 1:11:31Speaker 8: You're listening morning show?
- 1:11:36Speaker 5: All right?
- 1:11:36Speaker 10: So do you guys love spicy food? I like, I
- 1:11:39Speaker 10: don't like hot. I don't like hot hot hot.
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: I like that and there's a difference.
- 1:11:43Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:11:45Speaker 9: According to a survey by Frank's Red Hot Sauce, people
- 1:11:48Speaker 9: who like being hot see themselves as hot and more
- 1:11:52Speaker 9: attractive than others.
- 1:11:55Speaker 8: Is that true?
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: See, I see myself as spicy. I don't see that.
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: I think I'm spicy. I don't know, necessarily hot. I
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: don't think that. But I think I'm very spicy.
- 1:12:07Speaker 15: I don't like my food where I can't enjoy it.
- 1:12:10Speaker 15: You know, if it's hot hot, you know it's too spicy.
- 1:12:15Speaker 15: Now I'm married to a man from.
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: New Orleans, so every breathing has to be spicy. I
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: mean spicy ice cream, I mean every you.
- 1:12:25Speaker 11: Know, you never know what New Orleans now.
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: I'm like, that's what I say.
- 1:12:30Speaker 11: Everything has to be spicy.
- 1:12:32Speaker 10: I'm does he think he's hot? Okay, well he just
- 1:12:37Speaker 10: he does. He just proved that point, then the point
- 1:12:39Speaker 10: of the story.
- 1:12:40Speaker 8: He just proved it.
- 1:12:41Speaker 9: The survey also showed that the hot people see themselves
- 1:12:44Speaker 9: as adventurous, creative, and confident too.
- 1:12:47Speaker 10: So does that describe Tosh absolutely.
- 1:12:52Speaker 8: Junior?
- 1:12:53Speaker 10: Hot and spicy?
- 1:12:54Speaker 11: I don't know I'm spicy. I'm spicy, you know. I
- 1:12:58Speaker 11: like Yeah, I like SPI see food, you know, but
- 1:13:01Speaker 11: because you gotta have flavor in the spite.
- 1:13:03Speaker 10: Yes, yeah, that's the thing.
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: I like that hot with my mop on fire.
- 1:13:06Speaker 11: Give me some water. I'm not doing that. I'm not
- 1:13:08Speaker 11: doing But.
- 1:13:09Speaker 9: You're supposed to drink milk, they say, not even whate
- 1:13:12Speaker 9: All right, thank you you, and you're coming up more
- 1:13:14Speaker 9: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty three.
- 1:13:16Speaker 10: Minutes after we'll play around it. Would you rather? Right
- 1:13:18Speaker 10: after this.
- 1:13:19Speaker 8: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
- 1:13:23Speaker 9: It's time now for would you rather? Would you rather
- 1:13:27Speaker 9: say your ex's name during sex? Or your wife's best
- 1:13:31Speaker 9: friend's name during sex?
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: You better say that X. I don't think you better
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: say that best friend?
- 1:13:37Speaker 5: Now?
- 1:13:38Speaker 15: What you're saying it like you anticipated on your hands, Steve,
- 1:13:43Speaker 15: I'm scared.
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:13:46Speaker 10: Come on, newlywed, let's go with the newly weed first.
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: But you got newlywed either one.
- 1:13:50Speaker 11: Y'all better be be my feeling on Thursday.
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: What I'm gonna go with the with the EG?
- 1:13:59Speaker 9: Yeah, with the X instead, come on, mister quiet man
- 1:14:06Speaker 9: X or wife's best friend's name?
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: Hello, I'd rather pull my tongue out and throw it
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: in the trick.
- 1:14:17Speaker 10: Wait, I thought you were frozen at first. It took
- 1:14:19Speaker 10: me so long.
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: Question that question did freeze?
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: So you can't answer you can't pay? Would you rather
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: you can't do.
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: It the ex dog or the or the wife's best friend.
- 1:14:39Speaker 11: I think we've sapped him, surely, Yeah for.
- 1:14:42Speaker 5: The first time.
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: Next questions? All right, question, I know not to get
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: in that, all right?
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: Would you rather you're rather listen to this one?
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: Now?
- 1:14:54Speaker 10: Would you rather be the plus one in a couple's threesome?
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: Okay?
- 1:14:59Speaker 9: Or have a threesome with your significant other and you
- 1:15:02Speaker 9: bring in the third?
- 1:15:04Speaker 11: I just got married, I'm telling you.
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: Getting these Damn. I don't even understand what that question is.
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: What's to say it against you?
- 1:15:14Speaker 9: Okay? Would you okay? Would you rather be the plus
- 1:15:17Speaker 9: one and a couple's threesome? Or would you have a
- 1:15:21Speaker 9: threesome with your significant other and then you bring in
- 1:15:23Speaker 9: the third?
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: Either way, it's just.
- 1:15:27Speaker 5: You.
- 1:15:27Speaker 10: Guys are just regular people when it comes.
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: But you're talking about now there's threesome? Is these?
- 1:15:33Speaker 6: Huh?
- 1:15:34Speaker 10: What'd you say?
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: I'd rather be the third person in the random?
- 1:15:40Speaker 10: Okay?
- 1:15:40Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, we have.
- 1:15:42Speaker 2: To be a list couple.
- 1:15:44Speaker 8: So you're doing.
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: You're going with a yeah, beautiful les be a couple.
- 1:15:54Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, nothing, I don't.
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: Even care if they don't like me. I'm fine with that. Okay,
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: thank you. I have some popcorn. Yeah, I'm with the
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: boys on this one.
- 1:16:06Speaker 6: I'm going with A with a Okay, Yeah, we're gonna
- 1:16:09Speaker 6: be that little plus one on the on the random couple.
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: Like I said, I ain't got it. You ain't even
- 1:16:14Speaker 3: gota wove me. You ain't got to be attracted for
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: me or not. If you just sit over there, just fine.
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: I don't like chips hair, Okay, I can shave it.
- 1:16:27Speaker 10: It's today's roundup?
- 1:16:28Speaker 9: Would you rather coming up at forty nine minutes after
- 1:16:32Speaker 9: the hour.
- 1:16:32Speaker 10: It is our last break up the day.
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: Over stuff you can't stuff.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this.
- 1:16:44Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:16:48Speaker 10: Last break of the day.
- 1:16:49Speaker 9: Steve Harvey take us away with some insightful closing remarks.
- 1:16:54Speaker 10: I know you have some for us today.
- 1:16:55Speaker 3: Well, you know, I think it's imperative. Yesterday we talked
- 1:17:03Speaker 3: about how hate is so counterproductive. Well let's talk about
- 1:17:11Speaker 3: something today that is productive. And that's one of the
- 1:17:16Speaker 3: major principles of success. I don't know if people understand
- 1:17:26Speaker 3: the real value of dreams and visions. I don't know
- 1:17:32Speaker 3: if people understand the real value of writing it down.
- 1:17:39Speaker 3: You know, having dreams and visions is one thing, it's
- 1:17:43Speaker 3: the writing it down part that solidifies it and makes it.
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: More doable and concrete. And the reason I'm saying that.
- 1:17:56Speaker 3: Is because writing your visions down everything want on a
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: piece of paper, or creating a vision board isn't just
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: a principle of success. Well, it is very much a
- 1:18:06Speaker 3: principle of success, but it's a scripture. It's actually in
- 1:18:11Speaker 3: the Bible. God has laid out for us exactly how
- 1:18:19Speaker 3: to have the best life possible for you. He's already
- 1:18:23Speaker 3: laid that out. He gave us words of encouragement. He
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: gives us wisdom, he gives us understanding. That's what Proverbs
- 1:18:33Speaker 3: is all about. That's what the Psalms is about. He
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: gives you an examples of people overcoming throughout the Bible.
- 1:18:41Speaker 2: He gives you examples of what real faith can do.
- 1:18:45Speaker 12: He has He.
- 1:18:48Speaker 2: Shows you seasons of what can happen to people.
- 1:18:53Speaker 3: But one of the things rebeca two and two says,
- 1:18:57Speaker 3: write the vision and make it plain.
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: So that he who reads it will run to it.
- 1:19:04Speaker 3: And even though it terry, terry means take a long time,
- 1:19:09Speaker 3: wait for it, for surely it will come at an
- 1:19:13Speaker 3: appointed time. It's so important man, that you as people,
- 1:19:20Speaker 3: that we as people never forget the significance and the
- 1:19:24Speaker 3: importance of writing our goals and our visions, our wants,
- 1:19:28Speaker 3: our dreams, our hopes, our yearnings down.
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: It is imperative that you write it down. It's not
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: it's not anything that should be taken lightly.
- 1:19:46Speaker 3: This is very, very real. It can change your life.
- 1:19:51Speaker 3: It really really can, man, It could do so much
- 1:19:54Speaker 3: for you. Because see, where you are now is temporary.
- 1:19:59Speaker 3: You've got to to stand that. But you've got to
- 1:20:01Speaker 3: have a dream and a vision to get out of
- 1:20:04Speaker 3: that place so you can move on to your next space.
- 1:20:08Speaker 3: All of us are being tested on some form, shape
- 1:20:11Speaker 3: or fashion. All of us are being tested on some level.
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: All of us. Ain't nobody scot free of the test
- 1:20:19Speaker 2: of life.
- 1:20:22Speaker 3: But man, with the dreaming vision to Rebekah two and two,
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: writing a vision and making it plain, it can get
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: you into your season a lot sooner. Bishop Getty sent
- 1:20:35Speaker 3: me something. Bishop Getty's is a minister down in the
- 1:20:41Speaker 3: Carolinas who came on my show once and we've become
- 1:20:45Speaker 3: friends every since. And he sent me something one day
- 1:20:53Speaker 3: and he told me, he said, never judge somebody based
- 1:20:56Speaker 3: on the season.
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: Are y'all listening? Never judged someone based on the season.
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: He told me.
- 1:21:05Speaker 3: He said, one season, David was a shepherd, the next
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: season he was a king. One season, Ruth was working
- 1:21:18Speaker 3: in the field. The next season she was owning the
- 1:21:24Speaker 3: same field. One season, Mordecai was sitting outside the king's palace,
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: the next season he was inside the palace.
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: And what he was saying to me was, we serve a.
- 1:21:45Speaker 3: God who turns things around, and that is the God
- 1:21:50Speaker 3: of unmerited favor. You can't judge somebody based on the season.
- 1:21:59Speaker 3: You don't know who you talking to. You don't know
- 1:22:02Speaker 3: what God gonna do for this person. You don't know
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: what this person written down. You don't know what this
- 1:22:08Speaker 3: vision this person has for itself, and you don't know
- 1:22:11Speaker 3: what kind of grace God gonna put on this person. So,
- 1:22:16Speaker 3: like we were talking about on the radio show, we
- 1:22:19Speaker 3: were talking about have you gotten more than you thought?
- 1:22:23Speaker 3: Or did you get everything you ever wanted? A lot
- 1:22:25Speaker 3: of this stuff I have, I ain't even see. I
- 1:22:28Speaker 3: didn't even know it was nothing to want. I didn't
- 1:22:33Speaker 3: know to want certain things because I didn't know certain
- 1:22:36Speaker 3: things existed. But he gave it to me anyway, because
- 1:22:42Speaker 3: he has this thing called grace. But what has helped
- 1:22:46Speaker 3: me a great deal along the way is writing down
- 1:22:50Speaker 3: everything on paper, making notes in my iPhone, having vision boards.
- 1:22:56Speaker 3: It has completely turned my life around. It'll do the
- 1:23:00Speaker 3: same thing for you because of a scripture Rebecca two
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: and two. Write the vision and make it play period.
- 1:23:09Speaker 3: It can change your life. I tri if somebody told
- 1:23:14Speaker 3: that to me, I try it.
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: I really would. Those are my close remarks today. Drop
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