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Day 2, Steve's Grandkids, JAB Friend Zone, Tell All Biography and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time, y'all don't know y'all bat all
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  Speaker 2: at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 4: Black the million bus buss boozy.
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  Speaker 5: Listening to.
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  Speaker 3: To I don't Joy?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Joy?
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  Speaker 7: Have you got to do that?
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  Speaker 6: You love?
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  Speaker 8: You?
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  Speaker 6: Turn?
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  Speaker 8: You've gotta turn, got to turn the mouth turn, you
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  Speaker 8: probably got to turn mouth out the mon a.
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  Speaker 4: Look, come.
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  Speaker 7: Come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 7: morning everybody.
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  Speaker 2: You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 2: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, oh man? How many times I got to
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  Speaker 2: say that before I get tired of it. I think
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  Speaker 2: it's gonna be a minute, folks. I gotta be real
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  Speaker 2: with you, because, boy, that Steve Harvey got a radio
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  Speaker 2: show man. Clear indication of how God can do some unexpected,
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  Speaker 2: wonderful things for you, How he leads your life in directions.
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  Speaker 7: That you never ever saw coming.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking with somebody the other day and they
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  Speaker 2: were talking about how man, they were young, and they
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  Speaker 2: were doing things, and they never knew that the things
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  Speaker 2: that they were doing as a youngster would come and
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  Speaker 2: help help form who they were today as an adult.
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  Speaker 7: This guy is fifty years old.
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  Speaker 2: And you know the thing for you, if you look
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  Speaker 2: back on your life and all of the things that
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  Speaker 2: you've done, it helped shape you into who you are now.
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  Speaker 2: This is provided now that you take the positive approach.
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  Speaker 2: Now when I say look back at your life and
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  Speaker 2: see what you've done, that doesn't mean dwell on the
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  Speaker 2: misfortunate moments. Because the misfortunate moments were necessary.
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  Speaker 6: I know it.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard to see that when it's happening to you,
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  Speaker 2: but the unfortunate moments are necessary. You know, what really
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  Speaker 2: makes you appreciate summer vacation is winter work. What really
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  Speaker 2: makes you appreciate a walk on the beach is when
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  Speaker 2: it's cold is rained in our side. What really makes
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  Speaker 2: you appreciate when you're up, it's because you've been down.
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  Speaker 2: See if you were up all the time, just the
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  Speaker 2: nature of us as human beings, we would lose our
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  Speaker 2: appreciation for it because it becomes case arrah. Whatever it is, Well,
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  Speaker 2: it is what it is. I'm just what what you
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  Speaker 2: take it for? Granted, it becomes expected. But what happens
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  Speaker 2: in life s is it has so many twisting turns
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  Speaker 2: and then you learn how to deal with those twisting turns,
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  Speaker 2: which makes you now a more experienced person. And then
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  Speaker 2: when the sunny days come, man, you go, wow, it's
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  Speaker 2: really nice outside. You really want to appreciate how warm weather.
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  Speaker 2: Just stay in a bunch of cold weather all the time.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I'm just this is really
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  Speaker 2: simpler now, a lot of analogies, but it helps you
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  Speaker 2: along the way. Now here's what I came to say
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  Speaker 2: today to everybody out there. And this has helped me
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  Speaker 2: in my life. I can't tell you what it's done
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  Speaker 2: for me, but a lot of people are struggling with
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  Speaker 2: moving forward with their future, their future plans, their future goals,
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  Speaker 2: their future aspirations, their future hopes, their future dreams, just
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  Speaker 2: simply your future wants. A lot of people trying to
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  Speaker 2: have a hard time mapping out their future. Even what
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do, what I'm gonna be, what I'm gonna make,
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  Speaker 2: how I'm n go about it, What do I do next?
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  Speaker 7: I want to share something with you that I had
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  Speaker 7: to come to terms with. The quickest way.
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  Speaker 2: To lose focus on your future is to keep focusing
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  Speaker 2: on your past. You know, It's like I said at
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  Speaker 2: the beginning, you know when I say it's wonderful to
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  Speaker 2: look at your life and review it, because if you
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  Speaker 2: look at it, it'll tell you it really helped shape
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  Speaker 2: inform you today as the person you are now. If
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  Speaker 2: you look at it in a positive sense. But if
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  Speaker 2: you dwell in harp on the negative that's happened to you,
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  Speaker 2: then that keeps you from seeing the good in the incident,
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  Speaker 2: every bad thing that's happened to you, that was a
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  Speaker 2: silver lining behind it.
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  Speaker 7: I know people who were on.
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  Speaker 2: Drugs who finally, man just got sent to prison for
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  Speaker 2: stealing because of their habit. I know Cat sol Dope. Well,
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  Speaker 2: he went to prison. He told me one time, he
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  Speaker 2: says Steve. He said, man, this is the best thing
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  Speaker 2: ever happened to me to save my life. Now, most
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  Speaker 2: people would think, how in the world is going to
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  Speaker 2: prison helpful for you? The brother said, it saved my life.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, it got me clean. He said, I've
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  Speaker 2: been clean for five years from sitting in here. That's
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  Speaker 2: for starters. I'm clean. I ain't stealing no more. I
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  Speaker 2: ain't putting myself in jeopardy, and I ain't jeopardizing nobody else.
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  Speaker 7: He said. Now, man, I done.
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  Speaker 2: Went to college I done got a college degree while
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  Speaker 2: I'm in him. Then he was released from prison, and
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  Speaker 2: the brother's life was completely turned around. He married, he
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  Speaker 2: got a family, he got a great job. He go
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  Speaker 2: to work every day. He's a productive citizen.
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  Speaker 7: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: So he looks back on his incarceration, even his drug abuse,
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  Speaker 2: and it taught him how to appreciate the things in
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  Speaker 2: life that he had taken for granted and was missing
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  Speaker 2: because he said, man, my life was just in a blur.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't even know what was going on. He said,
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  Speaker 7: Now I appreciate every day I wake up. That's what
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  Speaker 7: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Even in your missteps in life, there is a purpose
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  Speaker 2: for the missteps.
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  Speaker 7: Every time you fail, there was a reason for the failure.
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  Speaker 2: See what I had to do was I had to
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  Speaker 2: learn that all of my failures taught me how to
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  Speaker 2: get back up. So I became a very strong and
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  Speaker 2: tough person in getting back up. And then I was
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  Speaker 2: down and out so long that it taught me how
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  Speaker 2: to really appreciate that up. And so I've taken all
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  Speaker 2: of that and used it those experiences that happened to me,
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  Speaker 2: and I became a more experienced person. So next time,
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  Speaker 2: when people talk about me who don't know me. It
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  Speaker 2: don't shake me, cause everybody not gonna like you. Man,
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  Speaker 2: you might as well go and get on this train
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  Speaker 2: right now. And so what I'm saying to you out
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  Speaker 2: there is the quickest way to lose focus on your
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  Speaker 2: future is to keep focusing.
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  Speaker 7: On your past. Let it go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, he left. Sometimes the breakup is the blessing.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's hard to break up because now you're
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  Speaker 2: loaneling you by yourself. But man, but weren't you in
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  Speaker 2: misery when you was in that? Weren't you in complete
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  Speaker 2: misery in that? Now you kept asking God to fix it.
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  Speaker 2: But it takes two people to fix a relationship. It
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  Speaker 2: don't just take one. It take two to make a
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  Speaker 2: thing go right. It take two to make it out
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  Speaker 2: of sight. You really do have to have two people
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  Speaker 2: wanting a relationship to work. It can't just be one
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  Speaker 2: person want a relationship, So you can pray about the
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  Speaker 2: relationship all you want. If the other person don't want
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  Speaker 2: you no more, it ain't gonna act right. You can't
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  Speaker 2: make him do that or you can't make her do that.
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  Speaker 2: But you steady asking God for a new relationship. But
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  Speaker 2: you are yet to be grateful that you are in
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  Speaker 2: a position to have a relationship. And you keep harping
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  Speaker 2: on the past.
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  Speaker 7: You don't think you hear that. I'm just a dude
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  Speaker 7: with a show and I hear it all the time.
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  Speaker 7: Let it go go forward. It's over.
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  Speaker 2: You made it, He bought you through it, you conquered,
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  Speaker 2: you survived it. Why are you dwelling on it and
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  Speaker 2: making it the cross around your neck when clearly he
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  Speaker 2: had removed it for you. Now, all you got to
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  Speaker 2: do is come on. So if you sit behind them walls,
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  Speaker 2: brothers and sisters, I'm talking directly to you sometimes.
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  Speaker 7: Man, you just got to get it right. All this
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  Speaker 7: repeat of fender business, that's for?
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  Speaker 9: Who is that for?
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  Speaker 2: How ignorant can you be to keep giving your life
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  Speaker 2: back to the penal system?
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  Speaker 7: Be free, man, walk the streets, do the right thing.
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  Speaker 7: Ask God to.
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  Speaker 2: Help connect you. He could do anything. You think he
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  Speaker 2: can't give you a job? Are you serious?
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  Speaker 10: Man?
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  Speaker 7: Put some faith on it. Let's move forward, y'all. Let
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  Speaker 7: it go.
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  Speaker 1: Let's move You're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 2: We are here today gathered for the radio show. This
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  Speaker 2: is not a game, this is a contest. Anybody can
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  Speaker 2: win it. You can get your own blue ribbon. Step
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  Speaker 2: right up, one, all for one all ye who come
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  Speaker 2: you are blue ribbon candidates. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Contest.
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  Speaker 2: What do you want a blue ribbon in?
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  Speaker 7: Today? That's the question, Shirley, what do you think you
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  Speaker 7: could qualify to get.
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  Speaker 1: A blue ribbon in just the way I do the show,
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  Speaker 1: the way I run the show?
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  Speaker 10: Carla?
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  Speaker 7: What do you think you could get a blue ribbon
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  Speaker 7: in the way I direct the show?
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  Speaker 2: Now, let's begin the ignorance, Junior, what do you think
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  Speaker 2: you could get a blue ribbon?
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  Speaker 11: I could get a blue ribbon in animal sound?
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  Speaker 7: See that. Let the evening Jay, what do you think
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  Speaker 7: you could get a blue ribbon.
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  Speaker 3: In ignis from nowhere? When you don't think it's coming
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  Speaker 3: straight ignorance.
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  Speaker 7: Out of nowhere?
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  Speaker 2: Nephew, Tommy, share with us what you could get a
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  Speaker 2: blue ribbon in that you have probably already had.
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  Speaker 10: Thousands the seriousness of stupidity. I bring it to a
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  Speaker 10: whole nother lots.
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  Speaker 12: I just have to say one thing, seriously, Junior, I
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  Speaker 12: take offense with what you did, because.
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  Speaker 1: On the show I do animal noises.
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  Speaker 7: I donal you can't change your hands.
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  Speaker 1: You don't do you don't do, but want he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: do animal noises? What animal noises on the show?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, stop stop, shop stop stop. Surely do a kangaroo?
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  Speaker 7: What happened to this is? Okay, Shirley, do a gorilla?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, Shirley.
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  Speaker 7: Not do a chim panzine. He's good at that, man,
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  Speaker 7: She's really good. That was ssar. Now, now who is
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  Speaker 7: that one?
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  Speaker 3: Who was that Shlley?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah? That was Shirley man, that was that was her
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  Speaker 7: best one.
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  Speaker 2: Watch her kidless one. Do a dog, Shirley. Okay, Shirley, Shirley,
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  Speaker 2: do a sheep? Ballie, Shirley, Charlie do a pig?
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  Speaker 7: Orcs just has a spell. It don't sound like.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, like I didn't.
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  Speaker 7: You just pronounced the word a kangaroos.
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  Speaker 13: You show.
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  Speaker 3: We'll be back.
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  Speaker 7: Surely sounds right all morning the talent. We didn't even
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  Speaker 7: know she animal sound.
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  Speaker 4: She was on the jumble.
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  Speaker 12: When we come back, you're listening hard morning show. It
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  Speaker 12: is time now to start your morning off with the
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  Speaker 12: nephew and run that brank back. The nephew is back
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  Speaker 12: to run it back. What you got for its nephew.
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  Speaker 9: Let me see what I got cher, I got a
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  Speaker 9: Colorful Adoptions. Colorful adoption, you get a white kid, and
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  Speaker 9: you get a white kid, you get a white kid. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 9: I work for Colorful Adoption. Let's go get hello.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach a valerie. Valerie, this is
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  Speaker 6: Hill Listen. My name is Kadeen. I'm from Adoptions. I'm
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  Speaker 6: giving you a call. I'm sure you're aware that we're
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  Speaker 6: coming by tomorrow, and uh we were. First of all,
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to say thank you for being a part
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  Speaker 6: of this adoption thing for black History. We really greatly
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  Speaker 6: appreciate what you're doing. We want you to know that
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  Speaker 6: we have your scheduled tomorrow that we're going to drop
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  Speaker 6: two Caucasian kids off at your household and uh, hello.
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  Speaker 14: You're going to drop them off at my house right right?
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  Speaker 6: Are you familiar with what's going on with colorfuls Now
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  Speaker 6: you're okay? Let me well wait a minute, hang on.
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  Speaker 6: You your name has been submitted to us that you
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  Speaker 6: are volunteering to take in two Carcades kids here during
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  Speaker 6: Black History Month, and you're going to teach them as
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  Speaker 6: much as you can about Black.
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  Speaker 13: History for a week.
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  Speaker 6: They're going to be with you for seven days. How
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  Speaker 6: many rooms do you have in your apartment so we
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  Speaker 6: can make sure that the kids have adequate space?
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  Speaker 14: Can you tell me who submitted my name?
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  Speaker 13: Ma'am?
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  Speaker 6: Can you tell me? Uh, do you guys have a
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  Speaker 6: back door so that you know there's an as an access?
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, where are you calling from again? I am
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  Speaker 6: calling from adoptions? But what I don't need to know
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  Speaker 6: is I do need to know where the kids have transportation?
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  Speaker 6: Do you have a vehicle that is definitely yours?
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  Speaker 14: The kids won't have transportation. I'm sorry you're asking me.
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  Speaker 5: No, who are you again?
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  Speaker 6: My name is Kadeen, ma'am. I'm calling for adoptions, okay?
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  Speaker 14: And who submitted my who submitted my information?
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  Speaker 6: Man? Do you have adequate space to accommodate the children?
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  Speaker 13: No?
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  Speaker 14: Who submitted my name to you to say that I
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  Speaker 14: was going to take two more?
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  Speaker 13: Ma'am?
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  Speaker 6: I'm asking you do you have adequate space? And do
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  Speaker 6: you are you going to be having enough food to
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  Speaker 6: you know, for the food for the kids.
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  Speaker 14: I know because I have three children. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 14: feed these three over here, and no, I don't have
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  Speaker 14: enough food to feed two more children. Now you're calling me,
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  Speaker 14: and who gave you my information?
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  Speaker 13: Ma'am?
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to ask you another time. How many bedrooms
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  Speaker 6: do you have in your apartment unit so we can
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  Speaker 6: make sure that the kids are accommodated? Problem?
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  Speaker 14: No, don't bring any kids to my house.
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  Speaker 13: I don't.
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  Speaker 14: I don't care, no what color they are and what
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  Speaker 14: you need? Who submitted my information to you?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, ma'am, let me ask you something. How long have
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  Speaker 6: you had how long have you been on your job?
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  Speaker 13: What's the I don't know?
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  Speaker 6: A hell, mom, I mean your name has been submitted by.
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  Speaker 14: Okay, let's say that's I'm not interested. You know what
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  Speaker 14: if your job too?
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  Speaker 12: Kid?
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  Speaker 14: About two white kids?
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  Speaker 6: Right? And my uh no, ma'am, I don't.
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  Speaker 13: Oh no, we're not.
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  Speaker 14: No, that's okay. I don't have time. I worked ten
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  Speaker 14: hours a day.
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  Speaker 13: I don't have time for it.
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  Speaker 14: That's okay, you can. I'm said, you know what's gonna
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  Speaker 14: happen to them? You dropping, mama, that it's gonna be
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  Speaker 14: right where you dropped them out there when you come
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  Speaker 14: back to get them next week.
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  Speaker 6: Okay. Okay, have you somebody has submitted your name that
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  Speaker 6: you don't mind volunteering to take care.
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  Speaker 14: I know you can take them to the who submitted
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  Speaker 14: my name.
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  Speaker 5: Take them to that. I don't need them.
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  Speaker 13: I don't need them.
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  Speaker 14: I'll work ten hours a day.
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  Speaker 5: Take come to whoever submits.
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  Speaker 14: How about you take.
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  Speaker 6: Them Submi'm I work for the agency, ma'am. I'm I'm
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  Speaker 6: here to try and get these kids a great place
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  Speaker 6: to get educated. And that's okay.
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  Speaker 14: I'm not even take nobody, no, no, thank you, And
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  Speaker 14: you have ever told you this?
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  Speaker 6: Take them to take them to that.
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  Speaker 5: I have three children on my.
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  Speaker 14: Own I'm taking care of who will tell you that.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know exactly who submitted your name. All I
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  Speaker 6: know is that that they said that you would be
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  Speaker 6: good as far as taking care of the children and
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  Speaker 6: teaching them about Blackish kids to them. I told you this, ma'am.
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  Speaker 6: I don't you know. Like I said, I'm working here
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  Speaker 6: at adoptions and I'm y'all, who do you work for?
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  Speaker 14: And I have three kids of my own? I worked
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  Speaker 14: ten hours a day. I'm teaching about black history my okay?
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  Speaker 6: I mean it is it a problem teaching two more
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  Speaker 6: children and two Caucasian children who probably don't know as
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  Speaker 6: much about black history it is a problem.
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  Speaker 14: I worked ten hours a day, I got three. I'm
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  Speaker 14: trying to feed on my own.
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  Speaker 5: What are you what you need to take them children to?
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  Speaker 14: That who told you to bring them to me?
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  Speaker 6: How about that, ma'ama? I don't know. I'm not at
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  Speaker 6: liberty to give out the names on who exactly submitted
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  Speaker 6: your name.
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  Speaker 14: I want the name of the black who told you
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  Speaker 14: to bring some kids to my love at the kid's wife.
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  Speaker 14: I want the name of the told you that.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I want.
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  Speaker 6: I remember, I don't have their names in front of me.
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  Speaker 14: I don't told you to bring these two kids tomorrow.
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  Speaker 6: Like I said, I don't know who told me that.
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  Speaker 6: All I know is what schedule to drop them off
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  Speaker 6: at ten o'clock tomorrow morning?
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  Speaker 14: What tell of fifth they from there? So when you
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  Speaker 14: come back to get them. I didn't sign up for
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  Speaker 14: any more kids. Give me the name of the person
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  Speaker 14: who told you to bring me?
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  Speaker 6: Said, I don't have the name in front of me,
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: And actually, I'm not at liberty to let you know
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: who submitted your name. All I know who was scheduled
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: to drive two kids off at ten o'clock tomorrow?
• 19:17
  Speaker 12: Did you know?
• 19:17
  Speaker 14: I don't know what the I've been asking you how
• 19:20
  Speaker 14: to sign me up to bring two white kids. I
• 19:22
  Speaker 14: don't even have a problem with the kids being white.
• 19:25
  Speaker 14: They could be Mexican agents. That's not the point.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: Who's gonna gave you I don't know who your name?
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: I don't know that.
• 19:32
  Speaker 14: Oh no, you got to know who gave you my
• 19:34
  Speaker 14: information because they don't not have been to my house.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: All I know is, ma'am, I'm scared to bring those
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: kids over there at ten o'clock in the morning. Okay, Oh,
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: that's who saw you that say.
• 19:44
  Speaker 14: Don't bring no kids to my house. I don't even
• 19:46
  Speaker 14: care if they white, just don't bring two more kids
• 19:49
  Speaker 14: to my mouse curious Carrio.
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: I will see you in the morning, Miss Valerie. Okay,
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: I have one more thing I need to tell you
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: about tomorrow. Are you listening? You? Are you listening?
• 20:03
  Speaker 14: You have to say me right now?
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: Is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: just got blanked by your coworker name.
• 20:21
  Speaker 14: I'm daddy. Oh gosh, I'm all.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: Right, all right, Valerie, I got one more thing to
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: ask you. What is What is the baddest And I'm
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: talking about the baddest radio show.
• 20:40
  Speaker 14: In the land the Steve every morning.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: So.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew coming up next?
• 20:49
  Speaker 12: It is asked the clo with the Chief Love Officer
• 20:51
  Speaker 12: Steve Harvey in the building.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:57
  Speaker 12: All right, guys, time out for ask to see oh,
• 21:00
  Speaker 12: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: This one is from Cherry in New Orleans.
• 21:07
  Speaker 12: Cherry says, my coworker has flirted with me for two years,
• 21:11
  Speaker 12: and now that I'm single, I decided to.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Go to dinner with him.
• 21:14
  Speaker 12: I let him pick me up only because I know
• 21:18
  Speaker 12: him well. He got to my house and his car
• 21:20
  Speaker 12: was filthy and it smelled like feet. I told him
• 21:23
  Speaker 12: how foul had smelled, and he suggested we go in
• 21:26
  Speaker 12: my car. I canceled the date and him all last
• 21:31
  Speaker 12: week he called me a goodie two shoes, and I
• 21:32
  Speaker 12: told him if his car was nasty, his house is
• 21:35
  Speaker 12: probably nasty too. I didn't need to add insult to injury,
• 21:39
  Speaker 12: but I did. Should I apologize or not?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Colo, Well, you know, if you feel like you should apologize,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: you should.
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: What's it gonna hurt you?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: But don't apologize at me and go out with him,
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: because chances are you're probably correct now she's calling you
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Goodie two shoes.
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: That's because you like clean stuff. That makes you goodie too. Choose,
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: that's that's problem.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: You don't want to be a steaky car that.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Is tried on and me saying well, let's go in
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: your car. I mean, if a man listen to this.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: If a man is picking you up for the first time,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: you expect him to just be on his best behavior, put.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: His breast before trust me.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: If he won't clean his car up and knowing he's
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: going on a date, okay, then what else is he
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: not willing to do?
• 22:29
  Speaker 15: Is true?
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: He been flirting with you?
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Just leave it at that. Going about your business. You're
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: absolutely correct, it's more behind it. First of all, he
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: not trying to impress you. That's a problem. Let's take
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: your car, that's a problem. You goody to choose because
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: you like clean stuff.
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: That's a problem.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Listen, listen, I know I am all right.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Moving on.
• 22:53
  Speaker 12: Sebastian and Los Angeles says, I'm met a beautiful woman
• 22:56
  Speaker 12: and she's got a roommate that's beautiful too. The other
• 22:59
  Speaker 12: night they had a small dinner party and invited me.
• 23:02
  Speaker 12: There were several people there, but I was the only
• 23:05
  Speaker 12: guy they invited. I thought I was dating the lady
• 23:08
  Speaker 12: I met first, but her roommate was sitting in my lap.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: And she even fixed a plate for me. I'm an
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: old school type of guy, So should I ask the
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: lady I met first if we're dating? I'm really four.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: He's so confused.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: I'm fifty four and she's thirty.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: So I need your help.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you probably need to go in and ask. Just say,
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: hold on, wait a minute. Hold, I'm confused. I come
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: over your house and then your roommate is sitting in
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: my lap and makes me a plate.
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: Now I need to know who am I dating here?
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: Just all three of us. I don't say that.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Keep that to your safe start over, start over.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: Keep that to yourself. But just say, hey, look, I
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: want to ask you a question.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: I came here thinking with you, but then your roommate
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: is sitting in my lap and fixing me food.
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: So I'm confused. Am I to date your roommate? Am
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: I to date you? I'm so confused. I don't understand.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: All right, Yeah that's failure.
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because I'm confused.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, play attention to this one.
• 24:24
  Speaker 12: Clo La Donna in Valdosta Georgia says, mister c l O,
• 24:30
  Speaker 12: I'm sixty seven, and I heard you say that old
• 24:33
  Speaker 12: people need to stop referring to themselves as freaky. I
• 24:37
  Speaker 12: beg your pardon because I'm still very freaky and my
• 24:41
  Speaker 12: husband is sixty eight and he is too. But here's
• 24:45
  Speaker 12: the problem. He's starting to watch a lot of porn
• 24:48
  Speaker 12: and he ends up handling his business all by himself
• 24:50
  Speaker 12: a lot.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Why does he choose that over actually having sex with me?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Mister clo?
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: You well, you know, okay, since we being honest with
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: each other.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Come on, if a man prefers porno and himself over you,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: then let me ask you a question. Why do you
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: think he prefers porn and himself over you?
• 25:23
  Speaker 13: Miss?
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: I still got it, I'm so free, sixty seven freaky.
• 25:28
  Speaker 12: Well, that's what she wants to know from you, clo.
• 25:30
  Speaker 12: Why does he choose porn over actually having.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Sex with her?
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: Freaky and good is two different things.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: You know, maybe you got feather dusters in the room
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: and you don't look suitcase under the bed.
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: I don't know what you're working with, but maybe maybe
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: he don't want all that.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: You know, you know you in here, you know you
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: got French tickles, and you know, man, he don't he
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: don't want all that.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: You know, he watches porn. Make it makes sense.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: You can buy the porno movie. You won't, you know, table,
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell her. She'd have one
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: in him, thinking she all that freaky, but he don't
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: want to be with her. You want to be with
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: the porno movie in himself. Now, obviously something you doing
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: ain't all that freaky.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Well, okay, you're the c l O, noting c chief
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: freaky officer. Okay, all right, I got it. Yeah, he
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: don't know what you you know what? Yeah, okay, I
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: got it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: You know you come talking outl I got new for you.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I'm freaking he freaking too, Oh really but here okay,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: well he freaking the movie.
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: And he freaking with hisself.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, saying not to That's that that blows up theory.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I'm moving on.
• 27:08
  Speaker 12: Angela in Manhattan says I'm a forty two year old
• 27:11
  Speaker 12: dancer and I do private bachelor and bachelorette parties. I
• 27:14
  Speaker 12: was hired to dance for a guy's fortieth birthday party,
• 27:17
  Speaker 12: and his wife set it all up. When I got there,
• 27:19
  Speaker 12: the birthday boy asked if I would fool around with
• 27:22
  Speaker 12: his wife and let him watch. I told him it
• 27:25
  Speaker 12: would be extra, and he paid me. His wife and
• 27:27
  Speaker 12: I hooked up a few more times since then, and
• 27:29
  Speaker 12: he found out.
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: He got on.
• 27:31
  Speaker 12: Social media and trashed me. Is there any way I
• 27:35
  Speaker 12: can stop him?
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: What that just ain't got nothing to.
• 27:40
  Speaker 15: Do with love?
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Uh show?
• 27:43
  Speaker 16: A lot of freaky stuff going on Dandy High.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: He pay extra for you to do something extra with
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: his wife, and he watched. Then y'all hooked up a
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: few times after that, and now he trashing you on
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: social media?
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: What you're tripping for?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: No business ought to be going.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Well, you're listening morning show, right, Steve.
• 28:09
  Speaker 12: Before we went to break you, sir said, you don't
• 28:12
  Speaker 12: like watching your beautiful grandkids.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: And they are beautiful, they are.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: And why what is that about you?
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: I don't like watching them. I don't have a lot
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: of time. Shouldn't have been here.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Always gotta tell them something, boy, Get out off of
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: the stop putting her hair.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Why y'all are the papa Rose?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Won't let me?
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: Well your baby, you don't need to look in here.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: But I don't like Pepper Pig last cartoon looking pigs
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: up in here, Papa, Let's watch Pepper Pig.
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: Papa don't like the pea understand.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Papa liked watching Sports Center and singing in and Netflix.
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: And that's what I'm gonna watch.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Brave Papa.
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: I want a drink of that. You can't drink mcallay.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: And don't ask me, no damn moment, where is Marjorie?
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: That's why they be having me watching that, Propa. We
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: want a bedtime start your papa don't know? No, yes,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: you do, you know, Tayler, But they don't be They
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: ain't none that kids supposed to hear?
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: Do they lead the kids with you, like like lead
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: the house and this just yeah, you.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Know, they'll go to No Boods or something and they
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: know I don't want to go there. They'll watch, okay,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: watch the kids. So I don't put them in the
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: movie theater room.
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: I got the big screen. All I got cartoons, I
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: mean little movies, you.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Know, The Incredibles and all this hell. And they're gonna
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: talk and ask questions all.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why in there? You're in there with them?
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: It's next to my office, so you know what wild
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: proof room?
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: What is?
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: I leave them in there?
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: And then they're coming here to propau Emily Dane, who
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: is Emily? No, I don't know none of these people
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: right here.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: I don't like none.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: And then my kids, because I have bought all.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Of them iPads and Dad, we don't want our children
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: raised on high pairs. Quit dropping them off over here?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: What they need eye pair for? They need somebody to
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: talk to other than me?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: And see, kids, aren't your grandkids vegan or something?
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: Aren't there two of them vegan? That's another thing? Come
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: in here.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Cary left bj Whitney one time. Yeah, well he came
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: in my office. I was eating some ribs, and so
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I gave him, you know, and he was just over joining.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: His eyes got big. He kept looking at anything. You
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: eat it a little bit more than he look at it,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: eat a little bit more. Cary came in here, Daddy,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: what did you give him? I said, eating a rib?
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: He don't eat meat?
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: I said, yes he did, And we don't do that
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: at our house.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Your coming in here asking the man any shit?
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: Raise these kids?
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Watch these kids.
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: I watched these kids like I won't to how long
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: they been in the water until they look like Prue.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: You have to and all of that.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: While hey, let me tell you some No. I put
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: them in the swimming pool with their little rath round. Well,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: they can't they can't climb out of it and they
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: can't fall, can move around, that's it. That's it.
• 31:27
  Speaker 12: So like if the if the little girls stay over
• 31:31
  Speaker 12: Rose and l or something, do you have to comb
• 31:32
  Speaker 12: their hair and stuff?
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: No, no, So you just got the babies looking crazy
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: if they take a nap.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: Girl, okay, how they look? They cute.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Day's nighttime, go to bed. But they so smart, man,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: They vocabilis extensive.
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: They be talking.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: They ask you questions, Papa. So I was leaving one
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: morning to Papa on where you going? Or said, I'm
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: going to work, Papa? Why you always go to work?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Because y'all always eating groceries? That's why I'm That's a
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: good answer too, because y'all the ones asked me getting
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: skating rinks for your damn party and high skating rinks.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: We had a damn reindeer in the backyard. Who you
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: think pay for this one? Oh my goodness, you yelling?
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Really that's we bought a black Santa Claus back here.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: You know how much he costs?
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: The white was way cheaper.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Y'all because there's more.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Of this, there's more of them, your black Santa claus Is,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: and then you gotta get one that really know how
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: to be Santa Claus.
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: You can't have no fat black dude back then. Hey,
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: what's up, little key?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: You stupid?
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: All this stuff while you always working, y'all keep eating.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: But they don't understand that.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: See, if you have to talk to them, you know,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: on their level.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: White Santa claus Is way, you can't how.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Much things cost. They don't understand that they.
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: Need to learn here, just the real world.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: They they don't get it.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: They just know that they're too young.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: They're too young for what to learn.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Just have these life less to learn those lessons.
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: Oh, they ain't too young to own the eight hundred dollars.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: It's eight hundred dollars.
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: They're not too young to ride in this damn Lamborghini
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: cost See hell, we got costly design and costeats.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: All the little grandkids got luxury automobiles plugged up in
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: the in the garage.
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: They got a little convertible business they drive when they
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: come on.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: That's a durable See.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: So they talking about so what on battery ran I
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: know what battery run out because he ride every damn
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: So Noah, come telling me, Paul, Paul, my car don't
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: work where.
• 33:52
  Speaker 7: It's or go do something else. And I said that boy,
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: pour your damn lip in and go do something else.
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: Going that damn tpe. I spent all that money home
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: back there.
• 34:09
  Speaker 17: Oh my god, they do have a Lamborghini cos seat.
• 34:13
  Speaker 17: Tell me I ain't making this hard good, ain't no
• 34:16
  Speaker 17: t I got everything. I'm sitting up in here talking.
• 34:20
  Speaker 17: I like watching my glass. My confession, okay, a ten
• 34:24
  Speaker 17: minute confession.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I think we're clear.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: We're clear that fly.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I think we're really clear.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: See, I want a coffee. It would tell me this is.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Making this up.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: You want one for yourself.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: I put a little Jordan one thought the thing. I
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: mean you can fit in it though.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: All right, Uh, we'll be back.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. It is time now for a rounded.
• 34:57
  Speaker 12: Would you rather let's go? Would you you rather not
• 35:01
  Speaker 12: have sex for a year or have it every day
• 35:06
  Speaker 12: of your life?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: But no orgasm?
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: What we ain't gonna reach nothing? Yeah, well I'm gonna go.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with a because for a whole year
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: you ain't you ain't getting nothing nohow.
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: What is this?
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: Every day?
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: That's hard for nothing?
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: Stop? Okay, that's enough. What man? You know how crazy
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: you're gonna be looking every day? Dog? Let me tell
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: you something.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Dog, You're gonna be looking real crazy. You gonna be
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: looking real crazy thirty days of that right there, you're
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: gonna No, that's not good.
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: That's not good. No, I just wait a year.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: It's just a whole year, Okay, I might.
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: I might have to jump back on this year and yeah,
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: this every day nothing nothing? Yeah, you know nothing.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guy's got stop.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: He stupid?
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: All right, every day somebody been to get knocked unconscious.
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: That's all I'm telling you.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, said Smith.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: Smith's stay out of it.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So you're going for a year nothing
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: for a year?
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 36:32
  Speaker 13: All right?
• 36:32
  Speaker 12: Would you rather be despised by your family and friends
• 36:36
  Speaker 12: but greatly loved by the general public, or beloved by
• 36:40
  Speaker 12: your family and friends and greatly despised by the general public.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I want my family family. I've been both of them,
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: been both of them. I've been each for long stretches.
• 37:02
  Speaker 12: Hated by your family and loved by the public. And yeah, yeah,
• 37:06
  Speaker 12: loved by your family and hated by the public.
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've been both of them from long periods of time.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: We ever had a will man, he raised, I.
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: Do have both of them hard, Okay, all.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Right, so you have not a choice between the two.
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: You know, both of them hard, but.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Experience if you have, you love.
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: I've had experience with both.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: For Tommy said he chooses family. Family.
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: At the end of it, I'd rather had a family. Yeah.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Just stay in the house. I've had to do that.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: You do know that I've had to stay my ass
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: in house. Just feel some love and support. It's gonna
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: be all right, Daddy, shut up, don't know.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: All right, We love you Dan.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: That's today's brother.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Would you rather this ignorant show? You're listening? Morning show?
• 38:15
  Speaker 12: All right, Steve, come on, introduce your friend Jay Anthony Brown.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Please.
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: Well, ladies and gentlemen.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: You know, once again, I ain't got to do this much,
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: but when I do, it's kind of shock. Yeah, I
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: ain't not saying nothing like this, right, I don't know
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: what deal.
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: I cook with his.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I want James deal.
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: I want that. I damn the want Jays.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: That's what it's called. That's the best friend deal that. Yeah,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: I have to woe out a little bit though, you know,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think this.
• 38:51
  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen. J Anthony Brown, all.
• 38:54
  Speaker 18: Right, talking to the men and the men only you're
• 38:58
  Speaker 18: in a somewhat really relationship. What you want to know
• 39:02
  Speaker 18: is how to get out of the friend zone. And
• 39:06
  Speaker 18: if you're in it, here we go. If you're in
• 39:09
  Speaker 18: the friend zone. If you have taken her dog to
• 39:13
  Speaker 18: the vet and the dog weighs under two pounds more
• 39:18
  Speaker 18: than four times, you and the friend zone, okay. If
• 39:22
  Speaker 18: you have put lotion on her back, dude, just her back.
• 39:29
  Speaker 18: You in the friend zone, okay?
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: If you have. If she has said to you, look
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: at me in my pennies and bra do I look fat?
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: And that's all?
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: You in the friend zone?
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 39:43
  Speaker 18: If she said come over here and sleep over with
• 39:47
  Speaker 18: me in the bed because I'm scared, no sex? You
• 39:51
  Speaker 18: in the friend zone, bid all right. If you have
• 39:55
  Speaker 18: listened to her complain about her ex who ain't worth her?
• 39:59
  Speaker 18: Damn you in the friend zone, partner, if you, if you,
• 40:06
  Speaker 18: if she if she has asked you, what do you
• 40:10
  Speaker 18: think about the sweater I'm buying for another dude?
• 40:14
  Speaker 13: Damn it?
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: You in the friends zone was gonna be funny because
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: he was stunning trying to get him right.
• 40:22
  Speaker 18: Yeah, if you have been over there just to move
• 40:26
  Speaker 18: something heavy by yourself, damn it, you're in the friends zone.
• 40:34
  Speaker 18: If she says I need you to come over here
• 40:38
  Speaker 18: because another dude is coming over here and I want
• 40:42
  Speaker 18: you to be here so.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Nothing happens, your ass is in the friend zone.
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 40:50
  Speaker 19: And last, but not least, she called you up at
• 40:55
  Speaker 19: you in the morning says I need you to take
• 40:58
  Speaker 19: me to another house he wants to talk to me.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Damn it, damn it, your.
• 41:07
  Speaker 18: Hands is in the friend zone now. Men, if you've
• 41:12
  Speaker 18: done four or more of these things, your ass is.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: In the friend zone. Jake, I want to comment on
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: one of them. When you said give me what she
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: called you, this is what you said. If she called
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: you to come over at two o'clock in the morning
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: and sleep with her, but no sex cause she's scared.
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: I want you to know when I get there, you're
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: gonna be scared twice. I do need you to know.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Their as in the friend zone.
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but you're gonna be scared twice though.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Why you ain't got dont no butajam about him because
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: I like to sleep like that.
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: We're gonna try something.
• 42:06
  Speaker 11: You over there helping us clothes, you're taking all your clothes.
• 42:12
  Speaker 15: I can't.
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: I can't sleep with no clothes. No, don't.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get in here and hold you. I'm gonna
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: beat naked, though, yes, manna beat naked. You're gonna beat
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: ye anyway.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: And they don't mind putting you in the friend zone
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: that I'm going on.
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: I'm going over there.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: I ain't even win no drawers over there, Jackson. You're
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: gonna beat debating my friendship im. Probably I'm gonna beat
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have to look at me a whole nother
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: way because I'm damn she I'm gonna looking at you different.
• 42:46
  Speaker 12: All right, We'll be back with more of the Steve
• 42:48
  Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show right after.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 42:53
  Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 42:57
  Speaker 12: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.
• 43:01
  Speaker 12: The subject to my best friend's wife is too much.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, too much. We'll get into it. What you hear
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: this letter?
• 43:09
  Speaker 12: We'll get into it a little later, but right now,
• 43:12
  Speaker 12: the nephew is here with today's brank phone call. What
• 43:14
  Speaker 12: you got for nat What this went on in a
• 43:16
  Speaker 12: lot of houses? Oh really this went on.
• 43:18
  Speaker 10: This happened because you know everybody bringing them this pot,
• 43:22
  Speaker 10: that pot, the pot. Look, you know how it go.
• 43:24
  Speaker 10: Then it happened in my house, and I'm tired of this.
• 43:27
  Speaker 10: This was my last one. But this right here is
• 43:29
  Speaker 10: the pot. Look bad pot luck. That's the title, Bad
• 43:33
  Speaker 10: pot love. Okay, okay, I know y'all has to be
• 43:37
  Speaker 10: bringing up y'all house with just trifling. Okay, I'm not
• 43:41
  Speaker 10: gonna say nothing, but I shall want to say something.
• 43:42
  Speaker 10: I know my wife listen, but your cousin can't bring
• 43:46
  Speaker 10: no no more and put some damn blueberries in it.
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: She can't do that, no doubt. I'm just gonna go
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: and see it. She can't do it no more.
• 43:53
  Speaker 10: Okay, you can't bring no greens and then have some
• 43:56
  Speaker 10: kind of meatium and there ain't turkey, and we don't
• 43:59
  Speaker 10: know what that is.
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: Ain't do that no more to us. Some saucy.
• 44:07
  Speaker 10: Agree in degrees what you're doing. You cannot experiment on
• 44:13
  Speaker 10: big holidays, all right, this is bad pop. Let's go
• 44:16
  Speaker 10: cat them.
• 44:17
  Speaker 13: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to flying a heather.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Excuse me what you say.
• 44:23
  Speaker 13: I'm trying to reach a Heather. How are you okay? Listen? Uh,
• 44:30
  Speaker 13: I got your number from from lowest. Look that's my mama.
• 44:33
  Speaker 13: I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: Now wait wait excuse me. Lois? Who's lowis Lewis?
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, Hi? How are you?
• 44:44
  Speaker 13: I'm good? You you you? You was at at Mama
• 44:48
  Speaker 13: Dean's house on New Year's Day?
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, was there?
• 44:53
  Speaker 13: Okay when I got when I got there, you was gone.
• 44:56
  Speaker 13: But what I'm what I'm calling about, is you the
• 44:58
  Speaker 13: one made the black I please?
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: I did you enjoyed them?
• 45:03
  Speaker 13: No? I enjoyed the mother. That's why I'm calling. Yeah,
• 45:08
  Speaker 13: let me say this. Let me say this.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, come at work. You can't talk
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: to me like this. Don't do that, don't do that.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: Say whatever you got to say, but please don't curse
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: that me.
• 45:16
  Speaker 13: Don't go to deal Your beans got my ill jacked
• 45:23
  Speaker 13: up and I didn't have to go down to the
• 45:24
  Speaker 13: doctor to get my stomach pumped. I ain't got no
• 45:26
  Speaker 13: damn insurance for none.
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: This.
• 45:28
  Speaker 13: You know this, this, this didn't have me messed up
• 45:31
  Speaker 13: for the last week. No number for the loanss to
• 45:36
  Speaker 13: tell you exactly.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: You know how your damn peece is okay? First fist
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: of all, Okay, I told you ask. I'm at work,
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: I'm around all these white people. I can't talk to
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: you the way I want to talk to you. But
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: let me just tell you this. Don't call me with
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: the dump. First of all, there was a whole bunch
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: of food there. How do you know how can you
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: single out my damn beans that made you sit with
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: all that got food there. You're not gonna get out of.
• 46:01
  Speaker 13: Here, Mama Mama Bean says you were the one that
• 46:04
  Speaker 13: made the place.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: You don't give us.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: Mama Bean said it was all this food there, and
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: you're gonna single out my beans. Nobody else complained, you
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: know what the day's date is, okay, And not one
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: other person called me about them beans, and by the
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: as a matter of fact, other people were complimenting me.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: So for you to call me with the dumb all
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: late and wrong, going to blame me, probably because you
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: need a doctor's appointment. You should have got Obamacare when
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: it was available to you. And now you want to
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: call me with no no no, no, no no no,
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: so you could tell what.
• 46:35
  Speaker 13: Somebody you're trying to blame somebody else's food. Joe beings
• 46:40
  Speaker 13: my stomach up. And that's what the that's what it
• 46:42
  Speaker 13: falls down to. And at the end of the day,
• 46:44
  Speaker 13: you're friendly can miss it.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: You know the hell I hate what doctor bill you
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: said you don't having shut so how did the hell
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: did you? Wing shot?
• 46:54
  Speaker 13: I had to play out my pocket to get my
• 46:56
  Speaker 13: stomach pumped.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: Okay, well taken care of. If you paid out your pocket,
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: that means the bill is thing so you can get.
• 47:03
  Speaker 13: You gonna reimburse me.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: Well, no, I'm not going to reimburse you with okay.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: In fact, I got more beans for you since you
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: got a problem with them. I got a whole bowl
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: for you. Okay, how about because you fullished? So if
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: it made you, that's.
• 47:16
  Speaker 13: Good for you. Hey, look, look, I'm gonna tell you
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: this here right now. The bill was four hundred and
• 47:21
  Speaker 13: seventy two dollars. I need four hundred seventy two. Four
• 47:24
  Speaker 13: hundred and seventy two dollars for your bully things.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, you're not getting no money from me.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: And I need to go because I got work to do.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know what you got to do. Spend it
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: all this time on the phone talk about some beans
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: with all that food. So the rice didn't do it,
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: the meat didn't do it. They had some other gravy.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Gravy always people up that didn't do it. You want
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: to single out my beans got of here? Don't be
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: calling me with this dumb you know what. Now tell
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: me who gave me your number, because I don't even
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: know you.
• 47:53
  Speaker 13: I do know your mom, Mama being gave me your number.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: I called my mama Dean's passing out numbers. Well, I'm
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: gonna call Mama Dean, and I'm gonna see if anybody
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: else got sick, which I know they didn't because your
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: ass is full. So I'm gonna call her see if
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: anybody got sick. How about we do it that way.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: And I also I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: gonna call miss Lewis and see why her dad son
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: is calling me on the phone. Because this is something
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: both I'm getting sick and tired of this phone call.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: And nothing was wrong with my beans. If anything something
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: wrong with you, and so take a accident, clear your
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: ass out and keep it the you get off my phone.
• 48:31
  Speaker 13: Okay, okay, okay, they say they say Tommy had some
• 48:34
  Speaker 13: problem with the bees too.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Tom First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, Hugh,
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: I'm calling Mamma Dean. She ain't got no Bodin's giving
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: my mother number to nobody.
• 48:51
  Speaker 13: This is what you want me to tell Tommy.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: So you can tell them whatever you want to tell them.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: And if you kind to gain other people who want
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: to jump away your side, it's not going to happen
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: because nobody complained about the beam. Give me, give me
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: not the names, because Tommy wasn't there. I know just
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: about everybody that was there wasn't nobody named Tommy there.
• 49:14
  Speaker 13: Okay, Okay, so you're gonna say, nephew, tell me nephew,
• 49:18
  Speaker 13: Tommy wasn't there. What nephew tell me? This is Nephew
• 49:24
  Speaker 13: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show with Heaven You just
• 49:31
  Speaker 13: are you crazy?
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: Your cousin?
• 49:36
  Speaker 13: You got me to pray, Paul call you.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: Coople? Walking by me looking at me cause.
• 49:41
  Speaker 7: I'm walking again?
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Problem you Tommy?
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: Are you crazy.
• 49:48
  Speaker 8: Are good?
• 49:52
  Speaker 13: Oh man, you got me. You got me wanting to
• 49:54
  Speaker 13: taste your black eyed ta okay.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: Oh good, nobody could play. I'm sitting here like, come,
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: I want to get these people sack. You weren't gonna
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: get no money.
• 50:05
  Speaker 13: Show me this baby, Tell me this. What is the
• 50:07
  Speaker 13: baddest the baddest radio show in the land.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: Oh but you know it, but you know it's Steve
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:14
  Speaker 8: Oh my god.
• 50:17
  Speaker 13: Great, keep cooking, babe.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: You are all right, thank you?
• 50:23
  Speaker 10: New Year?
• 50:24
  Speaker 13: All right, New Year? And next year I'll probably pop
• 50:27
  Speaker 13: off at mama been house here.
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: You are welcome to come.
• 50:35
  Speaker 10: We're gonna stop all this this bad pod. Look, we're
• 50:38
  Speaker 10: gonna stop it. We're gonna stop bringing these pod loucks.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Those well, we need food.
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: Please. You know what happened in my house?
• 50:45
  Speaker 13: What you know?
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: It's been doing keto low cards. I just decided you
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: enjoying my day, so I'll let go. At had three
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: sweet potato pies. I said, Okay, yeng me when I
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: get through on a chill and give me a big
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: hunk of sweet potato pie.
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: Do you know they ate all three of them? Sweet
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: potato powe before you got told dog I went over there,
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: and Margie said, you didn't get no pout.
• 51:12
  Speaker 13: No.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: I was waiting because after the game, they ate all
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: three of them sweet potato pie, the kids, the kids,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: the grandparents, their friends.
• 51:23
  Speaker 10: I walked in the kitchen. I looked at everybody. I'm different.
• 51:26
  Speaker 10: I get mad at my wife at that point. Have
• 51:29
  Speaker 10: me some foods inside, take care of me. I'm sorry,
• 51:37
  Speaker 10: very nice, Have me some food. Yeah, okay, if you
• 51:44
  Speaker 10: don't mind, you have me a plate set aside. I'm
• 51:47
  Speaker 10: not gonna eat these large, gigantic plates and everybody are eating.
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna do that.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: What if she put your plate aside and somebody eat it?
• 51:54
  Speaker 13: Somebody?
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: Now, you just came to my house stealing.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you nephew for that. Good luck
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: in your marriage. All right, we're coming up Strawberry Letter.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Subject my best friend's wife is too much. We'll get
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: into it right after this.
• 52:15
  Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show time now for today's
• 52:20
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• 52:25
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• 52:29
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• 52:33
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• 52:34
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• 52:36
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• 52:40
  Speaker 7: Muggle up, hold on tight, We got it for you. Here.
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: It is the Strawberry Letter.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Thank you, neph you.
• 52:46
  Speaker 12: Subject My best friend's wife is too much. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 52:52
  Speaker 12: I am a twenty seven year old man and I
• 52:54
  Speaker 12: have a best friend and we've been super tight for years.
• 52:58
  Speaker 12: We've been through all the good and bad, had girlfriends together,
• 53:01
  Speaker 12: and now that he's married, I want to tell him
• 53:04
  Speaker 12: so bad that his wife is too much.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: She's too much of everything.
• 53:11
  Speaker 12: She's tall, thick, wears big hair, big lashes, and her
• 53:17
  Speaker 12: nails and toeenails are very long. She's what we used
• 53:21
  Speaker 12: to call soulful and would only fool around with them,
• 53:26
  Speaker 12: but would never make them our number one girl. Okay,
• 53:30
  Speaker 12: this woman put on put that thing on him and
• 53:33
  Speaker 12: he's gone. He talks about her NonStop and doesn't like
• 53:36
  Speaker 12: to be away from her for long. He invited me
• 53:39
  Speaker 12: over last Sunday for steaks on the grill, and when
• 53:42
  Speaker 12: I got there, he was still at the store, so
• 53:45
  Speaker 12: I sat and talked to his wife. We had a
• 53:47
  Speaker 12: friendly conversation at first and then she started tearing up
• 53:52
  Speaker 12: and went into a story about how my best friend
• 53:55
  Speaker 12: isn't pleasing her and she needs a real man to
• 53:58
  Speaker 12: take care of her needs. I was thrown for a
• 54:01
  Speaker 12: loop but tried to comfort her.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: She got closer to me and.
• 54:05
  Speaker 12: Whispered that she heard I'm blessed. Then she looked at
• 54:09
  Speaker 12: my mid section and winked. I pushed her away, and
• 54:12
  Speaker 12: she sprung right back on me and grabbed my mid
• 54:16
  Speaker 12: section and got a nice handful. God because I had
• 54:22
  Speaker 12: on jogging pants. She asked if she could see it,
• 54:26
  Speaker 12: and when I said no, she tried to take it
• 54:28
  Speaker 12: out of my pants herself. I struggled with her for
• 54:32
  Speaker 12: a minute, and then we heard my best friend pull up.
• 54:35
  Speaker 12: I ran into the bathroom because during the struggle I
• 54:39
  Speaker 12: became aroused. The rest of the day at his house
• 54:42
  Speaker 12: was stressful. I know if I tell my best friend
• 54:46
  Speaker 12: any of this, it could end our friendship. Should I
• 54:48
  Speaker 12: tell her how foul she is or avoid them both?
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: WHOA? I was not expecting any of this. This letter
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: took a turn, didn't it. You're right, she's she's too much.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: She's way too much.
• 55:02
  Speaker 12: And this is a dangerous position you're in because any
• 55:05
  Speaker 12: wrong moves on your part could totally end your friendship.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: And that's what you don't want. So I say this
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: to you. Say nothing to him about his ridiculous wife,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: and just stay away from them.
• 55:16
  Speaker 12: If they invite you over again, and I'm sure they
• 55:18
  Speaker 12: will make excuses, don't go.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Ever, don't ever go back over there. His wife is
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: too crazy. She's out of control.
• 55:27
  Speaker 12: She sounds like the kind of person who will lie
• 55:29
  Speaker 12: on you, and you know say that you came on
• 55:34
  Speaker 12: to her when it was her trifle and ratchet behind
• 55:36
  Speaker 12: all the time. So again, stay away from them as
• 55:39
  Speaker 12: a couple for sure, and never ever be alone with
• 55:43
  Speaker 12: her again.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: She has no morals to do.
• 55:46
  Speaker 12: That to you, like it was nothing, and she's willing
• 55:49
  Speaker 12: to risk it all for some well you get the picture.
• 55:54
  Speaker 12: If she's that loose with you, she's bound to try
• 55:56
  Speaker 12: it with someone else, who she heard you know, is blessed,
• 56:01
  Speaker 12: and hopefully she'll get caught, you know, and then she'll
• 56:03
  Speaker 12: lose her husband, which is a good man according to you.
• 56:07
  Speaker 12: So again, just stay away, stay quiet. Your friend won't
• 56:11
  Speaker 12: believe you anyway if you tell him. He's so strong,
• 56:15
  Speaker 12: she'll get what's coming to her eventually, and it probably
• 56:17
  Speaker 12: I'm sure it won't be a moment a moment too soon, Steve.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Well, we got a problem here, homie. Say you're going
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: through this but and this ain't good, man, This is
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: gonna end up badly for everybody in this letter, including you.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: So let me just walk you through what happened to
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: you though, So you understand, you said, y'all real tight.
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: You and your boy y'all been through a lot.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: You have some good and bad girlfriends together, and now
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: he's married, and now you want to tell him about
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: his wife.
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  Speaker 7: You can't.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: She's tall, thick, web big hair, got big lashes, long nails,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: and toenails are very long. I don't know when they
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: started being a fat out. I've been out the game
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: for a long time, so I don't know when they
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: started doing the long toenails.
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Maybe she just into open toe shoes or you know,
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not really in the claw type feet. Long toenails.
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: I do like on painted, but not long.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: She's what we used to call soulful, and you fool
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: around with them, but y'all will make them your number one.
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: Well, now here's the problem. This woman put that thing
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: on him.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: And he gone, well, let's say we can stop writing
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: this letter. See your partner whip, ain't nothing we can
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: do about that.
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: We can't help you. And because your description of her
• 57:54
  Speaker 7: it doesne got it.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: He talks about her NonStop and don't like to be
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: away from her for long. So he asked you to
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: come over for steaks on the grill. You got there,
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: he wasn't home well so much for.
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: He don't like to be alone.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: See, a lot of men say stuff about their marriage
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: that they ain't really true. If he don't like being alone,
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: why is his ass at the stove? You know they
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: could have went to the store together. Yeah, but he
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: needed a break. All this long hair, big hair, nails,
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: all this here he lying he went to the store.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: He probably sitting in the parking lot at the stove
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: right now, just breathing heavy, just trying to catch your breath,
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: because he's been at the house with this hell for
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: all this time. He wants you to think he got
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: something real because he'd have made a mistake. So y'all
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: sitting there and he wasn't at home. Y'all having a
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: friendly conversation. Now, big girl, start tearing up, Start talking
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: about how your best friend ain't pleasing and she need
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: a real man to take care of her knees.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: All right, hold that thought, steep, pull that thought well
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Part two.
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  Speaker 12: Steve's response at twenty three minutes after the hour, Strawberry
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  Speaker 12: leaves subject for today my best friend's wife is too much.
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  Speaker 12: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 12: Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's
• 59:16
  Speaker 12: recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject my best friend's wife.
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  Speaker 1: Is too much.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we're talking about this young couple and twenty seven.
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  Speaker 2: They been homies for a long time with through we
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: used to run girls together and everything. And they used
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: to have this type of girl, soulful, big, tall, thick,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: big hell, big lashes, long nails, but this one got
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: long toeennails. This is probably the whole difference maker right here.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: And so now he didn't marry this girl. He talk
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: about it constantly and don't like being away from it. Well,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: he do like being away from it, because when you
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: got over there Sunday, he was at the stove gone.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: He was down at the store, just sitting in the
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: parking lot, just getting to bring y'all started having a
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: friendly conversation. She started tearing up and told you how
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: her friend ain't pleasing her. She need a real man.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Now here what a letter turned. I was thrown for
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: a loop, but I tried to comfort her. You can't
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: pack them types of people on the back.
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  Speaker 3: You can't do that.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Once you touch her back, that signals to her and
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: them toes time to make a move at us, just
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: throwing this whole thing. And you tried to comfort her,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: so you patted her on the back. She got closer
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: and the whispered that she heard I'm blessed. Now where
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: she here this at? She heard that from your best friend.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: That's probably why. Then she looked at your mid section
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: and wink. You pushed her away. Now you know why
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: you had to push her away, because she was comforted
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: her patting her on the back. That's what happened. And
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: then she grabbed me a section and she got a
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: hand for it because you had on jogging pants.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: She asked me if she could see it. I said no.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: She tried to take it out of my pants herself.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: Y'all too close though, y'all way too close. Yoke your
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: friend's house, way too close. See when you're friend ain't home.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: You're supposed to stay outside by the grill, supposed to
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: be on the porch somewhere. You're supposed to be turning
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: the meat or moving the ice round in the cooler.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: You all in there, patting her on the back, comforting her.
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  Speaker 2: You can't comfort a woman that's got long ass toenail.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: I'm telling them, listen, it's the whole thing. See a
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: woman with real long toenails and hang out over the chute,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: pull her along on the sidewalk when she walking.
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  Speaker 4: Long.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta be hered. So I struggled with her
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  Speaker 2: for a minute. Now she big, tall, thick, big hair, big.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard you struggling. Then you heard your friend pull up.
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  Speaker 2: You ran to the bathroom because during the struggle you
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: got a little aroused.
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  Speaker 7: That's cost you twenty seven. It don't take much. She
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: touched me. Even if you don't want them, if they
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  Speaker 7: touch you, your ass is lit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, the rest of the deal you twenty seven. It
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 7: don't take much. Thoughts. Touching is one thoughts. Get you there.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: She touched. The rest of the day at his house
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: was stressful.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 2: If I tell my best friend any of this, it
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  Speaker 2: could end our friendship. Should I tell how far she
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: is or avoid them both? All right, here's the deal.
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  Speaker 7: You have to avoid them.
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  Speaker 12: You have to.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot tell it. He is going to find out,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: and she gonna go somewhere else. You turned her down,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: but she gonna make a move somewhere else.
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  Speaker 7: So that's really it. You're in a precarious position. Don't
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  Speaker 7: go over there no more.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: Ain't no more grilling at his heart. That yeah, you're
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: all them days over right there. And you know, some
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: friendships is for a season and you and a friend.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: You know, I got some friends that I was friends
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: with in the twenties, but we ain't make the cut.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: You can't say nothing about his wife. He ain't gonna
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: take it right because he sprung. And just let it
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: go and just be there. Don't ever tell him about
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: the incident, even when their relationship is over.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: Just let it go. That's all I got for you. Man.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: You're a young dude. I know this is new for you.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Every man in here has been in this situation where
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: one of their friends girls got a little crazy. I've
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: been very fortunate in my life and that none of
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: my partners have been involved with people like this, but
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: it happens often often, and y'all young, stay away from her.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: Run and now let this be a lesson from you.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Stop fooling with them soul for girls, because one of
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: y'all gonna get too close and they let your own.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: You're gonna get whipped just like he is. Next thing,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: you know, you beating married one. So what is the
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: moral of this story?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What do we learn today?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: Stay away from long ass toenails?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: Learn something every day. Every day you have got.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 7: To stay away from long ass today.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: His friend is cut. All right, Well, thank you.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all I got for y'all. Really can't go
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: no deeper than that. It's just it's nowhere can go
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: with you?
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  Speaker 15: You know, jack.
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  Speaker 1: Someone the first time I ever saw that was in
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: l A long toenails.
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  Speaker 2: Person that need to put on all that extra stuff
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: is lacking in a lot of departments who need long toenails.
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• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Done demand. You're listening hard Morning Show.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: Here's a question for you, Steve.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: And Tommy and Tommy and Jr.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 12: If one of your relatives were going to write just
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 12: like a trashy tell all novel about you, about your family?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: What would they write about you? What would they say?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 7: Go ahead, fella would Yeah, come on, Jr.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: I know your family, Tommy, what you got? I know
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: you guys.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: Oh that's that's telling on myself.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: That's that bad.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: Right, we gotta read these buy I.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Just I say I could do it with my siblings,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: because you got to remember my youngest brother. He's eleven
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: years older than me. Oh right, yeah, and when we
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: was growing up close, we ain't had nothing. They ain't
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: gonna tell the damn thing. No, why not now because
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: I'm paying them? Yeah, so my book would be all
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: about my past. He didn't have nothing.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, he stole.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: She stopped saying that he's broken Miss Paye's house across
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: the street.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: He broke in Jackson's window and said he didn't do it.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Get all that, okay.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Came home every day with a bag of potato chips
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: in the pop and he ate where he get this
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: money from?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: He stole chips? All right, Junior, we love your family. Now,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: now what would your family say about you in this book?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 12: Oh?
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  Speaker 11: I'll sting you that what ain't gonna say I stinch
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 11: I know, I know they gonna say I'm stinchy.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: Definitely.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 11: All they gonna say he ain't shared nothing. I ain't
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 11: shared nothing.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: No, I ain't shot nothing.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 11: My sister.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 16: No, my life got messed up four years after I
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 16: was born, when she got here, it changed.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 11: I became standy then because she got everything.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: You're jealous all the.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 11: Way, all of a sudden, all my.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't stand as.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 16: Four U all my toy used to be everywhere, my
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 16: fifth Christmas chain, just your stuff in the corner.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 11: I couldn't stand the ass.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Since then, I'm over behind the tree, open and gifts.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 11: Didn't nobody to see me.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: I did nobody know what I got?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 10: Love it.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: I gotta promote control car.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: You gotta what behind the trailer?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 11: I seeing me husted up everywhere. I we've been friending.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: Since I know your sister. Yeah, you're still holding a grudge.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 12: Yeah all right, guys, coming up, Thank you, you're listening
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 12: hard morning show. All right, guys, it is time once
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 12: again for comedy rule that Anthony Brown very easy.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 18: Take three subjects, put them on a wheel, spend the wheel,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 18: wedgstop will make it funny with professionals.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: Watch us do it. We do it all the time.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 12: The subject new Year's resolutions that you will not keep
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 12: all of them. A relative got so drunk for New
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 12: Year's Eve. They dot dot dot dot and then the
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 12: last one romantic lines Kanye can use to get Kim back.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: None of that's the words. Spun it, none of it.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Nothing's gonna worry.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: You're right.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Spun it, spun it, spun it. Let stop, Kanye, come on.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: It, stopped on. A relative got so drunk for New
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Year's Eve, They come on, Jay.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: All right, here we go. Uncle Earl got so drunk
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: for New Year's Eve. He pete and dirty clothes hamper.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Oh well they did it though they dirty.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 15: I mean you know.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 7: They don't get washed anyway.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 16: They jr to Ain't Barbara, don't make what sleepy tato
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 16: pies no more?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: They give it a fan.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: All right, Temmy, your relative got so drunk for New
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Year's Eve.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 15: They you had sex with ain't Thelma? Wow food you
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 15: was toe up?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Come on, king. A relative got so drunk for New
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Year's Eve day.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: Instead of leading everybody in the old Lang's eye. He
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 7: led everybody with the national anthem.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: That's all right. A relative got so drunk for New
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Year's Eve.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Bay.
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  Speaker 18: She got in a fight with it in the wheelchair,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 18: and the wheelchair lady whooped her ass.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk New Year's Eve.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 16: They we looked at the window and saw Uncle Carl
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 16: under the tree drinking with the dog.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: That's good company, though, that's good company.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: They so on doing the countdown. Just start taking clothes off.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 10: Ten nine hey bra, pennies stocks, everything was naked by
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 10: we got by the time we got the one.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, Uncle Herman.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: All right, Stephen.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 7: They that he slapped his uncle because he never believed
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: he was blind.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Sitting over there, line up us all this time. Relative
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: They Uncle Earl been down to tag shoe and everybody
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: so he had on.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 20: A thumb a thong, whoa, whoa, that's so drunk, uncle
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 20: Uncle Ernesteine.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 16: Bay, we watched Uncle Larry drop his ditches in the
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 16: chit chat with the hell I bedad.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 10: Bay number two in the living room. Flow right, God,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 10: I couldn't hold it. I couldn't hold it.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 7: I couldn't hold it. Nasty.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve. Close
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: it out, Steve, please.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 7: He told his boss he had feelings for his wife.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 13: He was lit.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 7: That's that's okay. So I never have.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: Said, all right, ladies and gentlemen, that is comedy roulette.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show because you all are not
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: going to believe this story.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 12: A seventy year old Ugandan woman recently gave birth to
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 12: a set of twins.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 7: Did you hear what I said?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 15: Yes?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 12: Seven zero seventy not seventeen seven zero. She gave birth
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 12: to a set of twins. Her name is Sethena Namukwaya.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 12: She gave birth to a boy and a girl on
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 12: November twenty ninth. She delivered the babies by Scyrian section,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 12: and she became one of the world's oldest mothers.
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  Speaker 1: Really, of course, yes, they didn't even have to put
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  Speaker 1: that in there.
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  Speaker 12: We know yess again, Miss Sefena became pregnant through in vitro.
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  Speaker 12: That's ivf in vitro fertilization and because of her age,
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  Speaker 12: donor eggs her partner.
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  Speaker 1: Sperm were used for the procedure.
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  Speaker 12: Miss Sefena said in an interview quote, some might argue
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  Speaker 12: that seventy years is old, but God decided that I
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  Speaker 12: get to have twins at seventy. There is no one
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  Speaker 12: that can put a limit on God's authority and power.
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  Speaker 10: Now did God say if she's gonna make graduation? You
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  Speaker 10: know what I'm just asking. Ain't nobody done this since Sarah?
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  Speaker 1: Or yeah, Sarah, where is ninety you're talking about graduations.
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  Speaker 11: You need to start talking about first day of school?
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  Speaker 1: Way down in line was graduation?
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  Speaker 7: First day of school?
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  Speaker 12: Say, if you put the Lord in there, it's not
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  Speaker 12: a lot you can say, right, you're right, coming up
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  Speaker 12: in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play another
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  Speaker 12: round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Right after this?
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  Speaker 7: I got three kids, two kids.
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  Speaker 12: You're listening hard Morning show. It is time now for
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 12: a rounded would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go? Would you rather not have sex for a
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  Speaker 1: year or have it every day of your life? But
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: no orgasm?
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  Speaker 7: What we ain't gonna reach nothing? Yeah, Well I'm gonna go.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with a because, yeah, for a whole year.
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  Speaker 7: You ain't you ain't getting nothing. Nohow what is this?
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  Speaker 7: Every day?
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  Speaker 1: That hard for nothing?
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  Speaker 7: Stop? Okay, that's enough. What but you know how crazy
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  Speaker 7: you're gonna be looking every day?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Dog, let me let me say something. Dog, You're gonna
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  Speaker 2: be looking real crazy. You gonna be looking real craze.
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  Speaker 2: Thirty days of that right there, you're.
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  Speaker 7: Gonna No, it's not good. That's not good. I just
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  Speaker 7: wait a year. It's just a whole year, Okay, I
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  Speaker 7: might I might have to jump back on this year. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: this every day and nothing nothing?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: You know what's got nothing?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I's got says stops stupid.
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  Speaker 7: All right, every day.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody been to gett knocked unconscious. That's all I'm telling you. God,
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  Speaker 2: we're not said smitch. Let's stay out of it.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So you're going for a year nothing for a year?
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  Speaker 12: All right?
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  Speaker 13: All right?
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather be despised by your family and friends
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  Speaker 12: but greatly loved by the general public, or beloved by
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 12: your family and friends and greatly despised by the general public?
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  Speaker 7: Which one?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I want my family family. I've been both of them,
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  Speaker 2: have been both of you. I've been each for long stretches.
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  Speaker 12: Of time, hated by your family and loved by the public.
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  Speaker 12: And yeah yeah, loved by your family and hated by
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  Speaker 12: the public.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I've been both of them for long periods
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  Speaker 7: of time.
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  Speaker 4: We ever had a will?
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  Speaker 10: Man?
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  Speaker 4: He raised.
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  Speaker 7: What I didn't have both of them.
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  Speaker 11: Hard?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So you have not a choice between
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: the two.
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  Speaker 3: You know both of them hard, but.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: Experience if you.
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  Speaker 13: Have your love.
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  Speaker 7: I've had experience with both of them.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy said, he chooses family. Family.
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  Speaker 7: At the end of it, I'd rather had a family.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Just stay in the house. I've had to do that.
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  Speaker 2: You do know that I've had to stay my ass
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: in the house and just feel some love and support.
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  Speaker 7: It's gonna be all right, Daddy, Shut up, I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: We love you today.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, today's browning.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather this ignorant show?
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  Speaker 12: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour? Our
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  Speaker 12: last break of the day is closing remarks.
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  Speaker 4: Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 4: Closing remarks are back.
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  Speaker 1: Motivate us today, Inspire us today. Mister Harvey, I.
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  Speaker 2: Have something that I keep in my motivational section of
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  Speaker 2: my photo albums. You know how you have your photos
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: and they're broken up into categories. Well, I created a
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: section in my photo albums called motivation and the only
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: thing in it are just motivational quotes, uh, pictures that
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: people have sent me over the years, analogies about success, scriptures,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: stuff out of Daily Word. I just have an album
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  Speaker 2: full of that stuff. So when I'm feeling kind of
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: some kind of way, you know, I.
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  Speaker 7: Just go through it. Man.
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  Speaker 2: There's always something in that collection of stuff that I
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  Speaker 2: keep that motivates me. And I ran across something this
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: morning that I wanted to share with you all, and
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  Speaker 2: I did it at one of my act like a
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  Speaker 2: success conventions, and it went over really well. And it's
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  Speaker 2: the twelve things that successful people do different There are
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  Speaker 2: twelve things that successful people do differently. Number one, they
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  Speaker 2: create and pursue smart goals. They create and they pursue
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  Speaker 2: smart goals. You know what that simply means, Just what
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  Speaker 2: it says. They eliminate as much ignorance as they can
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: much foolishness. They pursue smart goals. One of your goals
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: can't be to get back at somebody. One of your
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: goals can't be to get revenge on this person. Finally,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: one of your goals can't be to finally make them see.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 7: Who you really are. It has to be smart goals,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 7: things that move you forward. The next thing that.
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  Speaker 2: Successful people do differently they take decisive and immediate action.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: One of the worst things in trying to become successful
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: is procrastination. Successful people take decisive and immediate action.
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  Speaker 7: As soon as you think of an idea, start the
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 7: process of the action.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to know all the way of how
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: it should go, but at least start the process because.
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  Speaker 7: You're not gonna do one thing today.
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  Speaker 2: Want that one thing may take weeks to accomplish, So
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: just decisive and immediate action.
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  Speaker 7: Next, they focus on being productive, not being busy.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: That's a different Some people just do busy. They don't
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: do productive. Do things that are productive in your life,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: not busy. Next, they do they make logical and informed decisions.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: When they make a decision is based on logic, but
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: it's an informed decision. They sought some type of advice
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: to start it and make a decision. You know, you
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: can see counseling before you make a decision. Number five,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: they avoid the trap of coming. They avoid the trap
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  Speaker 2: of trying to make things perfect. You know, some people,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do this when I get all my ducks
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  Speaker 2: lined up in the road, so when all.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 7: The kids lead.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: You know what, as soon as I save enough money.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: That's a trap, man. There is no perfect time to
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: do it. The perfect time to do it is now.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Number six. They work outside of their comfort zone. If
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: you want to be successful, you got to do some
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: things as uncomfortable. You know, I've said it a million times.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: If you keep doing what you've been doing, you'll keep
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: getting what you've been getting. Well, here's another one. If
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: you want something you've never had, you're gonna have to
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: do something you've never done.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: Say that again.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: If you want to have something you've never had, you're
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: gonna have to do something you've never done. And that's
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: usually get yourself outside the comfort zone. If you stay
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: in your comfort zone, that's where you will fail. Number seven.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: They think they keep things simple. Don't complicate it, Just
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: go about your business. Number eight. They focus on making small,
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  Speaker 2: continuous improvements. Remember what I've always told you, Inch by inch,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: anything's a cinch. Just get some small accomplishments and keep moving.
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  Speaker 7: Number nine.
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  Speaker 2: They measure and track their progress. They always watching what
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: they're doing, where they are. They measure it and they
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  Speaker 2: track they progress. They don't just keep looking at the goal.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: They track they progress because there's joy in the journey.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: On your way to becoming a millionaire. You should be
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: overjoyed at the the fact that you're making two hundred
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: and fifty thousand, because that's better than the twenty five
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: thousand a year you used to make.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 7: Next thing. Number ten.
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  Speaker 2: They maintain positive outlook as they learn from mistakes. All
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: mistakes are just valuable learned experiences, and successful people look
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: at it that way. Stop getting buried under your mistakes.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: Number eleven. They spend time with the right people. Association
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: brings on participation. If you're the smartest person in your group.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 7: You need a new group you associate.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: Spend time with the right people, people as of like mindedness,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: going in the same direction as you.
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  Speaker 7: And Number twelve. They maintain balance in their life.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: There's a time my building block for success, the balance
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: that I had to learn to do as a man.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: What's first is God, second is family, third is education,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: and fourth is business. God first, that's the balance of life, Family, second, education,
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  Speaker 2: and When I talk about education, I'm not always talking
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: about going to school.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 7: I'm talking about gathering the knowledge.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: And know how you need in whatever endeavor you're undertaking,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: whether it's opening a new business, whether it's going back
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: to school, whether it's learning to drive a trunk, Educate
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: yourself to it, Google it, look it.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 7: Up, study it.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I mean by education, and then four business
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: will immediately come into order.
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  Speaker 7: Talk to God, he loved to hear.
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