We’re a Cashless Society Anyway, You Dorks

Here's What's Happening · Mar 27, 2026 · 13m

Trump has thoughts on Sharpie prices while he signs an executive order to try and get TSA agents paid (don’t worry, the Senate’s actually working on it), and the IOC just banned trans female athletes. Sharpies-via AP News, ABC News, and CBS News TSA Payday-via CNN IOC Bans Trans Athletes-via NPR and New Day StudioTakethe pledgeto be a voter at raisingvoters.org/beavoterdecember.-on AmazonSubscribe to theSubstack:kimmoffat.substack.comAll episodescanbe foundat:kimmoffat.com/thenewsAs always, youcan findme on Instagram/Twitter/Bluesky @kimmoffat and TikTok @kimmoffatishere