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Lester are no. Latency set Quest.
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I heard that there was a medical emergency so I'm here.
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King st. You yeah.
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Oh, yes doc. Oh right, this white ball.
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There's a man with his legs backwards.
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Hey, I got you another whiskey to I'm gonna fall asleep.
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Already, what happened to him and he I guess I should have
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asked him before. I kind of knocked him out there.
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He fell down the stairs whose phone is ringing.
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Oh shit. What's going on?
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Jeff any tricks got shoulder, just lose the rice.
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She'll be returned. Why did everyone else get?
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It's and I didn't mostly intact. This is really dangerous.
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Grab Jets on this bad boy, hello.
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I'm to do. Hi, I'm Viviana.
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Had tuna. You just make sure those
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jumpjets already for us, we stealing something or killing if
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he is here, and we kill him. And what would you do to the
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person that kidnapped that person that you loved, I would
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kill them. Bye baby girl go take a look.
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See what's around slow and jumps off the top of Vanna White and
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flies up into the air and does a swoop around the building roll.
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I'm assuming animal handling 22, BV at without even.
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Yes, not was a link of the of the notes that was just chilling
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on top of the van, just right. Hanging out and so when you get
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to the location, Jeb starts talking to the top of Vanna
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White and you're not really sure what's happening.
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And then a vulture with biotech ill into it flies up and start
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scanning around and and squawking at at Jeb and he
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continues. Well, yeah.
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Good girl. Good girl.
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What do you see Rob perception? You get.
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That's a 22. You get your plus 4 to this role
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16. So if nice.
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Nice unnatural 20, well done. So What Sloane discovers is
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because they've got a bit more Tech going on their eyes than
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just regular light. They discovered that the garage
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door is warm, which means it was used recently, there is a back
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door to the garage, but not the main building and there are heat
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signatures for at least two people in the building, yet,
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that shakes out. All right, here's the plan.
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We're going in and then On my signal, we're good lineups that
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we take out three people immediately because I don't know
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about y'all, but, uh, I ain't got no silencers or nothing.
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I don't either. Yeah, so it's gonna be layout.
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Okay, let me check my back real quick.
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I'm gonna go ahead and open up my text Reno backpack.
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Well, that's shotgun. Pull out the salt rifle, pull
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out, electric brass knuckles, pull out junk now.
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There's put it all back into the backpack.
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Well, I do got a combat shovel. I have a bat and I've got this
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big nice. It's beat.
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It's it's a, it's an app created by the company, B, EG hmm.
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Well I guess I like white as Weapons will have to be these
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electric brass knuckles then so we don't go in guns a-blazing.
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We just go in swinging. That's a swimming.
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Okay. All right.
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All right, I've never done this before, so I hope it goes.
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Well, I'll stay close. Look, I don't mean to brag or
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nothing, but if there are two things I'm good at, it's driving
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and being sneaky. So follow me.
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Okay? I rode stealth, I guess you
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didn't ask me to but I did it. Anyway, you rolled 23 on
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stealth. So you what are you trying to do
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with your stealth get in through a window?
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Like, you know? Because that And then like
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building has no windows what? It has three doors.
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It has a garage door which you know is opened recently as a
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front door and a back door to the garage and that's it.
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Well, the back door to the garage.
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Yeah. Okay cool.
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You sneak around to the back door with your 23 that is
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effortless and Sloan gives you a confirmation.
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There's no one behind the building and you walk up to the
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back door of the garage. I follow accessories I'm
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actually going to stay by the front door.
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All right. So you're by the front door now
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would edit the trick. Recognize you retro.
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I mean, nah, maybe, I mean, I did get one of his girls numbers
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at one point. I'll just wondering if maybe you
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can't draw their attention towards the front door, you
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know, maybe you're a traveling salesman or maybe you're just
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here to each the good work. Okay, I got an idea, I'll go to
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the front door knock, and when I hear the knock, I tried the
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door, try to like, you know, put my shoulder into the door a
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little bit. It's locked deep shit.
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I'm going to try to pick it, okay?
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Do you want to know the DV8? Yeah, I do.
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Because I just rolled it. Okay, it's 19.
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Okay. What is, what back to the garage
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is tough one. Open lock?
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Oh picklock. Yeah, you try and unlock the
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lock and your lock. Pick breaks shit.
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I try to, I put my ear to the door to see if I can.
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Actually, I mean, like I imagine that we're all cool patched in,
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right? Like, we can now you've Oh, you
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got caught. You guys talk to it.
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You talk to you again. You talk to your friends all the
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time. Yeah, that happens a lot.
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So I'm gonna wait and see what happens to the front door before
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probably breaking down the store.
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All right. Sure.
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So, retro the intercom next to the door turns on Hey, this is
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Eddie the tricks place, right? It's me.
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Remy Ramirez. I'm sure the river isn't good
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for anyone. you hear footsteps and roll
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perception, I turned to the dock Doc you got any ideas how to get
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through this door? You got some like I don't know,
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cheat blade or something. No, I have.
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I have handcuffs we don't think for us.
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Yeah. Kuba useful.
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Light could be useful are keep keep those, you know, keep those
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handy cute. Do you want to, like, have a
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look around the back of the building?
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Yeah, I'll take a look while. All right.
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Well, Jeff is occupied the toilet roll perception. 22,
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definitely enough cheese, definitely enough.
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As you're looking around, even though you're 56 you have the
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perfect angle to see the very edge of a key sitting on top of
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the door sill. Oh, oh, I think I spotted
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something and I go reach up and grab that key.
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See if this works. What the hell did you all right?
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And you managed to unlock the door.
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Meanwhile, at the front of the Or two dudes.
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Two dudes standing in front of retro.
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Open the door. What?
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Retro one of them grabbed his shotgun from behind him and like
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loads it in an intimidating. Way.
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What do you want? Mother fucker.
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I came with a business proposition.
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All their fuckers. Oh, did you?
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Yeah, I did now. Where's Eddie the trick?
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And he's not here, he went to go get ready for the rice, one of
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the boys. Is working on something from in
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the garage. It does not not really any of
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your fucking business. What did you want?
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What here's the thing that group I was in the bunch of lame, sons
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of bitches, you're going to argue with you where Not paying
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me enough. Just constantly kept getting on
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my nerves. Oh yeah!
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Breaking my shit, Ron Santo being an angry little
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motherfucker boy. He's very tall.
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But yes, and Iona Frozen Heart, cool pose.
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You know it, so here's the check, creaks, open the door.
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I came to get some work and since I have inside knowledge on
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how they work, I thought I'd sell my that sell to the highest
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bidder. Now, you would think I'd be
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arisaka but, you know, arisaka don't have no water and I know
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that Eddie's got honor So that's why I came here and he's thing.
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You recruit me and Jeb sees me on the opposite side, line for
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this race. Oh, that's going to throw them
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off real bad. I mean, I guess, all right, then
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first thing bro, persuasion, because that's enough bullshit,
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I think. Jeb has a straight and even
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invite me to it. What a dick.
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Fuck that's fucked up. Yeah, it's almost like the
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person who organized all the invites just didn't want to
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invite you with that. No fucking way.
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So I rolled a 12 and you roll the 13.
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Wow. So he believes you,
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unbelievable. No way.
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I did not expect that. This is where I thought gun have
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Gunplay was about that. Sure.
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Why not? Welcome to the bad, boys come in
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and he brings you in his, he turns around, he's got be be on
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his back, big letters and he walks you into the building.
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Go go and as you walk in right so they're now they've turned
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away from you they now trust you you've persuaded them.
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Yeah you walk into the apartment while that's happening.
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Jeb you crack open the door roll perception 16 yeah good enough.
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It was a DVD 14 in the garage as you crack the door open, do you
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notice on your left? That there's a guy working on a
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piece of motorbike equipment inside the garage and inside the
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garage in front of you are six lockers on the right wall and
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right at the very end is the garage.
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J'adore that's loans saw from the sky I early.
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Okay? Okay, okay, okay.
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I turned to the doc, I, you know, Khloe like close the door
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again. Keep making sure that it stays
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unlocked. Doc, you got nothing to you got
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any anesthesia, I have another are hypo, which sometimes can
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put people into a state of sleep.
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Yes, yes. It's like a Twilight, they say,
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Twilight dream. Come on.
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Yes. Yes, I so wait, is there just
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like one person and it's just one in there.
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Now, I've got an idea. I just see this one as a backup
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player, okay? Okay.
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Alright, so if it goes wrong then I'll just stop them but
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stem, yes, exactly. Okay, okay, all right I want to
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sneak in right and tap them on the shoulder, okay.
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Roll stealth. Now retro, you know because you
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can hear this through the comms you know, that if You remember
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the layout of the building correctly that you're now making
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it so that as they walked towards the garage they're going
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to see Jeb walk through here, right?
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And if you don't distract these two people, Jeb has 20 or 21 or
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above. If you do manage to distract
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these people, that gets a lot easier for him.
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What are you going to do? As soon as retro enters inside
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is going to pour one of his pre-rolled blocks out of his
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jacket. Go ahead.
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He's a light, it up start puffing inside.
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Oh, shit. What's your you hold me?
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Of course, I'm always holding hand.
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Gotta work rope. Well, persuasion.
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You've getting these two fucking rocker boys to turn around
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because you've got a fucking joint.
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Can I roll? Okay, never mind.
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Actually, it won't work. So you rolled a 10 on perception
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and one of the guys takes a Sniff and go Oh mate.
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I don't do Indica Portland. Hold on.
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I feel that they would roll a resist torture drugs on this,
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okay? Sure if they roll, if they roll
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above a 10, it does not affect them fair enough.
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So I'm going to that's fair. I've I love the.
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I love the roll. Now I just have to find resist
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torture drugs. Oh Jeff.
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Where's resist torture drugs? You use that all the time.
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Yeah yeah it's up at the top left under body.
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D skills. Right next to stealth.
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There it is. Thank you.
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So they both rolled above your persuasion, which means they
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continue? Yeah, no, I don't do anything
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mate. However, this is just enough
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time as they turn around because Jeb rolled a 23 on their stealth
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very well done. Just enough in that little
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moment. You've just the perfect timing
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has happened. And Jeb, you managed to sneak
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into the room and sneak behind this guy, and tap him on the
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shoulder. Hi there.
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And I'm keeping it low. Keep at it, keep it quiet.
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How'd you like to like 2,500 right here, right now.
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Sorry, what the fuck are you? Oh, wait, no Intruders, fuck
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about 2500. I have 100 Grand right here,
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right now. Face down.
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You don't like 2,500 how much you make I'm just got paying you
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know that's still. I don't know who the fuck you
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are and like I thought I was alone in here so either a
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facedown on persuasion check but you're not going to get away
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with that shit. I actually check bribery maybe a
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bribery is good. Ooh bribery actually yeah it's a
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primary role Prive me motherfucker.
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Now sockets on that ski over is the first one under social
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skills. I'm gonna go with persuasion on
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this one, okay because your bravery is shit.
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Isn't it? It's actually not bad.
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But my persuasion. I put I put points into points
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of those horse and 17. All right.
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Yes. You do excellently.
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Yeah, 2,500. Yeah.
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How much are they paying? You nothing much.
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I but I mean it's 2,500 over a week you mean like right now I'm
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in like right here right now. No shit.
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Okay? Yeah sure.
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Okay you convinced me roll out of me.
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No, I'm assuming you're putting the You're here.
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Installing them jump Jets. No, no, I'm fixing the auto
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drive. Freaks me out dress.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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I've got, I've gotta make it work for is, like, how much see
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know about Auto drafts? Well, who know enough to?
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Oh, I don't know if I were to, if you were to give me that of
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drive and you would install something else, that would not
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work. No, no, you'd kill me.
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I'd have to leave but 2500 is more than he's only paying me
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like that over a week. Yes, I might not even get that
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hears us like know if he's gonna kill you, I gotta now, I've got
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a little something for you because it's more money and
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okay. And the satisfaction of knowing
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that your bitch ass employers going to be day at suit that's
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harsh. But okay.
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Well, he ain't gonna kill you no more.
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No, yeah. So here's what you're going to
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do for me, you're going to take this money.
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You're gonna take 3,000 cred. Oh damn.
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That's right. That's right.
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You're going to install a bunk auto drive into this here car.
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You're going to give me the good one and you know what?
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For your silence? I think you deserve 3,500, how's
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that okay. Sure.
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I'm not just a doesn't have a car.
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He's got a bike. But yeah, automobile motorbike.
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Yep. You're going to tell me.
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I'll draft that auto-draft. Yeah, yes I have got pulled from
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a poker machine. It's really shit.
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Good good. Now you wouldn't know how to
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make sure that that now if this auto drive the you're going to
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install the bunk. Well this ain't gonna get I got
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have one. You'd have to give me one.
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I've only got one order drive this one right here.
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Look, it's pretty. I get you a bucket of crap,
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okay. Can you get it to me in like two
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hours? Because that's when the rice.
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This is when's he gonna be back? Well, he's waiting on the race
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women to like fix the order, Dr. Parra, you don't, I think
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someone else is doing something about some kind of thick and I
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go and have some Joy. I don't fully understand the
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plan. I just fixed the think.
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What do you say? We're gonna go and have some
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Joy. Do some Joy?
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Yeah, we're kind of a small area drug or something.
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Shut the fuck up where that's not need to be made.
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And I pushed him up against the, like, the workbench or whatever,
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where you said, you know, you can't treat me like this.
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This is good. Mister mister jab, it's a time.
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Is a plan B time. Everyone, you've made too much
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noise roll for initiative. Actually, if you don't make too
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much noise, can I do one thing that I actually did want to do
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something with me before you turn when they had done that, I
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wanted to flick my blunt right into the eye of one of the guys.
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Oh, that's great. I imagine, it's one of these
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with, like, there's sound behind him and they like Turned, like,
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what's that? And then they turn back and look
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at you, and you just flick the the Embers, yet their eyeballs
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pulling a Star Wars on them, Star Wars and 3D.
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I'll roll for it right now. Good.
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You want to buy some death sticks?
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I want to go home and rethink my life, 18 on education, for
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fucking a joints. Here's the thing I am about to
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pull my weight. I can explain.
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I was able to use my Computing skills inside of my brain case,
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to help measure out the exact amount of pressure I needed to
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flick and Using, you know, geometry with Pythagorean
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theorem to smack him directly into the eye.
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That's why education is very important people and math is
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needed at all times, okay? All right, fine fine.
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That's fine. He gets -12 his initiative.
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That's what you get. Fine, I'll take it but I'm not
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See you in dusk fall. I think take one of my stims
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cool, the same one that I used on our patient in the beginning.
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And I'm just going to try to stab this.
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This person in front of me. Cool.
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Well, he's facing Jeb. So you get a little bit of a
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benefit to doing this since this is technically a melee attack,
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you have to beat his evasion, okay?
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But I'm gonna give you plus two because of the distraction and
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that it also is, and it would normally be plus 1, but it's
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quite creative way of hurting someone so.
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Okay. No charges, you beautifully?
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It is a melee attack, so you get a second he all wait, no, it's
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14 plus 2 1560 or by 10, so you missed was your first attack.
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Every melee attack is too, is too strict.
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Yeah yes. So you get another try.
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Not good. Oh, that's not good.
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I don't know. Like a very like panicked.
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You so nervous. Yeah, I like it's going and it
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totally fails, totally fails. And you try again.
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And you don't fail fails, not quit fail.
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You don't actually hit someone else, but you do Miss twice with
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your hypo saving it for another time.
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And you now have enough time in your bonus action to do one
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other thing? Sorry, Jeb.
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It's not gonna work and then I'm going to I'm just like, I'm just
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gonna get my weapon. I'm gonna get the baseball.
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The face, fucking you get it. I don't Care as fun.
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Let's hope he fails this. That's what the fuck.
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Wow, what are you get? Plus 2 because he's distracted.
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So it's not that. You don't.
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That's, that's taking the piss, isn't it?
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It's closed. That's fair.
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Yeah, well I try you have inadvertently helped jab out
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because now the attention has now drawn onto you nice.
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You've done a great job of distracting.
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This mechanic guy from The Bad Boys and he's like Well and he
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judges all three of your hits and tries to attack you on his
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next turn. But before that happens, Jeb
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gets the do something. You also get plus 2 because now
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they are distracted. What was planes?
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Garnish it and I pull the trigger.
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Are you just going to shoot him just lying?
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Just blasting them. 27. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it Cheese's.
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So he takes a big hit. He takes eight.
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Damage hit blades his armor, but it doesn't actually hurt him
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because that's his armor is a lot higher than that.
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Dang, 21 hits again with your other gun doing 12 damage and he
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won six in there. Oh, you gotta win the first one
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doing 12 damage. You hit him this time, the
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bullet goes through and you actually see blood bleed into
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his Jack. Roll, resist torture drug.
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But you rolled a crit 21. So you have no desire to drink
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this. Human's blood.
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But I slurping up. Anyway, now, I'm getting
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Futures. You have a bonus action, do you
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want to do something else? Throw me that hap.
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Oh, sure. Doc, yeah, yeah, here you go.
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And I toss it and I sure do it, 18, nice.
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You're all 17 on invasion. You hit him Square in the neck.
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I got Falls over mid-sentence. Where?
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Oh, no, fast active, they're amazing.
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But some fast Actin Tinactin. Yeah, yeah.
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If you ever need to like fall asleep or something, you just, I
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shouldn't I should recommend that.
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I'm sorry, the guy in the garage has now become unconscious,
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nice. However, one of the guys
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standing in front of retro after hearing all of this noise
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motherfucker, what a double-cross, he already had a
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shotgun out. So he turns around to shoots at
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retro with their shouts gun. I cannot believe this, but he
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rolls and eight, not enough and bullet pieces.
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You hear that? It blasts pasts your head and
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bits of shrapnel hit into the wall and dust settles down.
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But you in a very cool way, don't move and one of the
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eyebrows on your screen makes a little rise there like an
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outline of retro. Now on the right, Oni Oni on
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your right side, there's just like a hole next to where your
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brain cases. Okay, Pulp Fiction style.
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Should I gun is a rate of fire of to so he goes before Kirk Cox
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it again and tries to shoot you once more rolling 13 which is it
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is just enough for the distance and he causes some damage. 13
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damage a blitz, my armor by one. Yep so I take three dollars and
25:01
he moves slightly around the corner of a closet to avoid you,
25:07
taking his full move. So he is kind of out of you.
25:10
You'd have to move forward to get into view.
25:12
But the other guys still there, question, hit me, is he the one
25:16
that I do the blood No, it's the other guy.
25:18
That's why you didn't move. Okay but it is also your turn
25:21
okay? Then I would like to reach into
25:26
my Tetra Tino backpack, pull out Ash.
25:30
Okay using my bonus action. I would like to Mule Kick the
25:34
first guy, the guy that I partially blinded, okay?
25:37
Into the doorway, sounds good. What do you want brawling for
25:40
that? Sure.
25:42
That sounds right 23. Yes, should be enough.
25:46
Yes, that's it. Enough.
25:47
He wrote 15 on evasion. You kick him in the chest.
25:50
He falls over backwards. He is now a much easier Target,
25:52
see, him peeking around there. You know, in my shotgun your
25:56
those Ash 18? Yes.
25:58
You hitting the guy who shot you.
26:00
Yes. Okay.
26:02
That hits World damage 18 dude. Okay, man, cool ones on that,
26:09
but still That's a lot of hits. It's not below half Health level
26:15
but still a lot. Yeah.
26:18
So he takes a decent hits to his armor and he actually staggers
26:21
back a little bit and then I'll cock the second hammer and a
26:27
mash at him again and go bad boy.
26:31
Bad boy, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when I shoot
26:35
you? Now that's a crit. 30 fly.
26:40
Wow. You get extra D6 damage roll,
26:42
baby. 34 it's definitely worth of B6 roller six a day.
26:47
Damn it. All right, 22 damage.
26:50
It pulls in below half Health Rami to d69 as you shoot him in
26:55
the shoulder Vivi, you hear the very distinctive noise of
26:59
ligaments tearing in this human and you know, instantly that
27:04
this guy has torn a ligament into, you hear it, snap like a
27:08
rubberband and it's like nails on a chalkboard but also part of
27:13
these. Really happy because you're
27:14
like, I recognized it is exactly what review, how she would
27:20
react. So he this guy takes a knee and
27:24
his right arm just goes a little bit more limp.
27:26
Oh, and he now has minus 2 to melee attacks.
27:29
According to this cool chart that I have.
27:32
Unfortunately, you kicked him over so he takes a second to get
27:35
back up which takes up a decent amount of time.
27:38
He has no bonus action. Now he gets back up and tries to
27:41
shoot you missing even In though, you're basically
27:44
point-blank bowling, only attend.
27:48
This is not, this is not part of the plan, he cocks his gun
27:52
again, and shoot you again. Unfortunately, the gun jams
27:55
misfires, and it shoots him instead, as he rolls a Crip fail
28:00
3, taking 21 damage to the face. Oh my God.
28:08
Wow. So he's gun backfires, get
28:12
ready. That's everyone, I'd like you to
28:15
hover your mouse over the damage.
28:16
Please a crit, on himself. All right, I'm Gonna Roll to D6,
28:25
that's hilarious. Deus.
28:26
Ex explode know when you roll to d6s, even if they don't go below
28:31
half Health. If it's an explosive, we've done
28:33
a thing where there's more damage.
28:34
But when it's a regular bullet like this, the rules say that
28:38
you just roll on the critical injury table.
28:41
Shoot. Six and five.
28:45
That's never a good one. Oh, this is brilliant.
28:49
Crushed fingers because he's the same one that I flipped the
28:52
blind bat. Yes.
28:53
So maybe. When I flick The Blood Out him,
28:56
when it when it left, it hit him in the face and it rolled into
28:59
the barrel of the shotgun. Oh, nice.
29:02
And that causes a misfire because there's an ember in the
29:04
gun. I love that.
29:05
Yeah, so you can kind of smell as the dust is settling.
29:09
There's like a smell of gunpowder and indica in the air
29:14
and There's definitely an effect from your join earlier as the
29:18
explosion blew off and it says crushed fingers, but it blows
29:22
off. One of his, his blows up his
29:25
middle finger, and he's looking at his hand.
29:30
Oh, that is not good. We really need medical
29:34
attention. That is not going to be no,
29:38
don't think about a dock like about it.
29:41
He just looks very guilty for a moment.
29:44
Aunt, but doesn't say anything in the game.
29:48
Hey Miguel. Yes, yes, yes.
29:50
I'm here. I have a job.
29:51
A real job. I'm going to do it work for you
29:54
guys that guy now has minus 42 all actions, because he rolled
29:59
an 11 on this chart. That is mean as fuck.
30:03
All right, the garage guy is unconscious because you knocked
30:07
him out. And that means Phoebe.
30:09
It's your turn again. So I'm I'm gonna try to finish
30:14
this guy off who's just as like, he's very distracted.
30:20
Yeah. Plus one day hit because he's
30:21
staring at his hand. Yeah, I'm gonna finger on the
30:24
ground. I'm a nice swing of anesthesia.
30:27
Yeah, yeah. I feel like that, that is not
30:30
going to be easy to repair. I'm sorry.
30:33
And I I go and I tried to hit him man.
30:39
I'm not Yeah but he gets a minus 1.
30:42
You get plus one. Okay so your that's a 12 and he
30:45
gets a minus 4 to this which he rolls a 13 on Invasion but minus
30:49
4 that is obviously 9 and you just you it's the most
30:53
satisfying across the back of his head and he goes, stiff and
30:57
falls over. And you've completely knocked
30:59
him out and I just like, step over another retro.
31:03
Are you okay? Is everything?
31:05
Okay in here? Here you see you, you
31:08
technically have another shot if you wanted to shoot the guy
31:11
across him. Huh?
31:15
Yeah, let's do it. I look over and I see until
31:18
you're doing roleplay shit though.
31:19
I love that. I see over retro shoulder.
31:21
I'm like, I got you. There's one guy behind you, and,
31:25
you know this, but I just feel helpful and I take out in in my
31:30
jacket, I have one pistol, a media pistol, and I just try to
31:35
aim and shoot. Shoot at the one behind retro.
31:39
For it. 17. Yes, that is enough.
31:45
That is, yeah, that's great. That is yes that is under 13
31:50
yards. You hit this guy, real damage.
31:53
Bam, 12 damage, nice. That's a Crip bodies, a crane.
31:59
All right, roll to D6. Oh, shit, like it's 12.
32:04
That means the crit. Yep, eight.
32:07
Wow, broken leg. Well, what were you aiming for
32:09
originally? I was aiming for his torso
32:12
really. All right, you try and aim for
32:14
his torso but you ain't a little too low and And ironically, you
32:19
blow a hole through his knee and his leg does exactly the same
32:24
thing that happened to stranger. And it goes the wrong way.
32:27
And he falls down because it was on one knee.
32:28
He had too much pressure on it and it flips the other way.
32:31
And you see this guy? Look at his knee and go.
32:38
This is such a unique injury. Oh no.
32:44
See that one's an easy fix. Yes, but sorry, I can't help you
32:48
accepting that shattered. Combat is over.
32:53
You have incapacitated three, dudes.
32:56
You haven't killed anyone yet, but they are not moving darker.
33:01
I recommend we probably start with the one that's not knocked
33:03
out. Oh yes.
33:08
Fuck. Oh, that's spicy.
33:15
So I can take all the pain away. So if you just give me a minute,
33:23
is there anything you guys have any questions for this
33:26
gentleman? Yeah, Jeff walks over and Cox's
33:32
Cox as good as he walks, then he goes, I've got a much faster way
33:35
to take away all the planes sir, fuck you.
33:38
Now, which one, which one do you want to?
33:39
Listen to me? I said, fuck you on the dock.
33:42
Oh, all right. Don't worry.
33:45
Doctor. It looks like he wants to talk
33:47
to me. I wouldn't recommend that.
33:49
Now where Is Joy Luck, you wake up, the other guy.
33:59
Well doc indeed, take a look at me real quick.
34:02
I got a scratch on my brain case.
34:05
Yes, of course. Wait your brain case.
34:08
Yeah, my head I can try. Thank looks like the docks a
34:14
little indisposed. Thank you.
34:18
Ah. All right my glasses.
34:23
Through his head, brains go across the floor and he dies.
34:27
Alright, let's try the next one. Yeah, if you look here, I got a
34:30
scratch right here. Underneath the nameplate here.
34:34
Yeah. I salute, the other guy, you
34:37
talked about the goes in the doorway unconscious.
34:39
Yeah, he does not wake up a pistol up and again, I just
34:47
rolled to once he doesn't wake up.
34:49
Shit, I drop him haphazardly and Pistol.
34:54
So he also takes three damage from that I pistol up.
34:57
The guy who is chemically asleep?
35:00
Medically? Yes yeah yes.
35:03
Yeah. You okay I have to roll like
35:06
crit TENS for him to wake up because he's like drug to sleep.
35:11
Hmm. All right.
35:15
It's a 10. So he's asleep.
35:19
I would like to go over to the person that Jeb was
35:23
pistol-whipping first and percent just 11th procedures,
35:28
just kind of sit them up and start rubbing their shoulders
35:32
and telling them. Everything's.
35:34
Okay, trying to trying to wake them up.
35:37
Oh yeah. He wakes up great.
35:40
Hey there buddy. You okay feel right.
35:44
Oh, My head hurts. He had a kind of my thing.
35:48
Oh, fuck. Oh, shit, you're gonna need a
35:52
cyber and plant for that year and there's no way you're gonna
35:55
get on your back. Not many people, tell you what
35:59
buddy. I can I can make that pain, less
36:02
painful if you just give me some information whatever.
36:06
Man as long as you fix my head rather face down, cool Prosper
36:10
reputation plus 1 D 10. I think it's 5j.
36:14
You're the only person who has a Reputation of six is Jeb.
36:17
I have sighs. We're down to seven.
36:19
All right? Then that's how it that's the
36:20
number that I think. Yeah, because I think that we
36:22
went up after the train. Yes, you did.
36:25
So 6 Plus because you stopped California from exploding in a
36:28
fusion nuclear reaction? That's correct.
36:30
Yes. There were you could read no big
36:33
deal. We don't touch on big things in
36:35
the story. It's not the case. 00:13.
36:40
They also rolled 13. So nothing you do.
36:45
Get an advantage, you do not change their mind.
36:47
Okay. I'm gonna take the but you don't
36:50
get a disadvantage because you met.
36:52
Yeah, I'm just going to take the the torch, my middle finger,
36:56
which is a torch as well on my to Ryan and I'm just going to go
37:00
ahead and burn them stumped on the middle finger anymore.
37:09
So that's that does cauterize it.
37:12
Yes, no, I understand. Nice for you.
37:15
So now you can be nice to me and tell us where Joy is.
37:20
I don't know. The boys who took Joy.
37:24
Didn't leave a note. Okay, you know what?
37:27
What are you to handle this? I'm gonna go and start taking
37:30
the piece of tech we need, right?
37:33
The auto drive is in the garage. It's sitting on the counter near
37:36
where the guy is that they stabbed and send it to sleep
37:42
with the hypo. Yeah, I'm just going to pick I'm
37:45
also gonna grab some spray paint and start spreading Steve
37:50
everywhere. Oh snot.
37:51
Yeah. And you do that, that the tech
37:55
is was being worked on to adapt it for a bike because it was
37:57
originally designed for a four-wheel vehicle.
38:02
It just requires a little calibration so that their system
38:05
understands that it only has two wheel.
38:07
Yeah, that's all. So it's like a real lining of
38:10
the, of the lidar on each side and there are realigning of the
38:13
radar system in the center. So, So what did we learn this
38:17
far? So, our guys in Here Eddie and
38:20
we don't know where Joy is and these.
38:24
I don't know if these guys are going to be much help.
38:28
Unless you want to help us and I look to the one that's still
38:30
awake. Look it's your life really worth
38:32
these people. I mean come on.
38:35
I was born. I do know.
38:36
I can help you if you just give us some information bro.
38:42
Persuasion That's perception. Ignore that.
38:48
Supposed to give me P, it's good.
38:50
I saw it middle column on the bottom social skills 50, and I'm
38:55
in a lot of pain that make sense.
38:57
Yes to. What do you want to know?
38:59
And I will use my medicine. Roll ability to help him
39:03
slightly true? Yeah, roll.
39:07
First aid, 21? Yeah, you fight you roll 21.
39:12
You find his severed finger. On the ground and you managed to
39:16
reattach it to his hand. Unfortunately, there was one
39:19
link of his finger that was completely eviscerated.
39:22
So his middle finger is now one link Too Short.
39:26
Oh, but it reattached, that's the important part.
39:30
See, it moves weird. I can't fist.
39:33
Wait, that sounds dirty. That's not what I meant.
39:36
It'll take some time to get you super.
39:37
Hey, you got your finger back. You don't need any abilities
39:41
cyberware. Your 66% of my finger back.
39:44
Look. Good enough.
39:47
So okay, I know you've got all of your fingers.
39:49
This isn't fair. Look, I helped you right now,
39:54
you help us. Okay, where is Joy?
39:58
There was some Warehouse Where else?
40:01
There's, there's a lot of warehouses something.
40:03
Something about like an explosion explosion explosion.
40:09
Yeah. They would, they were gonna blow
40:11
up the warehouse who is a great place to keep Joy, because that
40:14
will be the grandest of finales. And that's where he said that
40:19
doesn't sound good. Yeah, he was he puts the
40:23
warehouse. It's one of those like pop up
40:24
spaces. He booked it on his computer to
40:28
the computer. Somebody see, if you could find.
40:30
Find a warehouse location. In his computer, in his office,
40:39
Jim comes running. Some sort of pop up kind of.
40:43
See it? See if it's like receipts or
40:44
something. Maybe, he his his email.
40:48
Maybe he booked something recently.
40:51
Good god. Well, I was gonna go do that,
40:54
but I'm being your half computer, will you go ahead
40:58
Jeff. I'm just smashing shit around
41:00
here. Spray painting stuff.
41:01
Wow, you know I really don't mind taking taking that spray
41:05
can from you and doing a little art myself.
41:08
Why I love? You know what I will do it.
41:11
I was just going to say well those two bicker Vivi listens to
41:15
them vicar as they're like no I want to do the fuck'd, you do
41:18
the computer thing, you guys are having an argument over there
41:21
before you head into the bedroom and there at the desk is a
41:23
computer. Alright, I am going to see if I
41:26
can log in and find an email of something, he booked some sort
41:31
of sounds good. Yeah, roll wrong perception.
41:35
Foaming, you walked into a new room 17?
41:38
You percept, that in this room there are three lockers Desk and
41:42
a bed, very standard stuff. Okay?
41:44
There isn't a lot hidden in here, the computer was left on.
41:47
That's a plus you have to turn it on Roll, electronic security
41:52
Tech 11, the passwords fairly simple.
41:55
You managed to break through it, by writing his name backwards
41:58
with a 1 on the end was like, the third thing you tried was
42:01
pretty easy. It's, I'd, it's not a difficult
42:03
past where didn't expect someone to get into his bedroom,
42:05
considering there are no windows and he's meant to have guards
42:08
and you get in there and they're just the last thing that
42:10
happened was Is that warehouse rental for explosion and the
42:14
address for it here in White City?
42:16
I will write that down, man. Is everyone better at keeping
42:21
their receipts than they currently?
42:23
It's a good, it's a good habit to get into.
42:25
I would recommend it. So I have I have the address of
42:30
this Warehouse that the explosion is supposed to be
42:34
happening at. So, we should probably go Soon.
42:40
Jeb you will, your tile goes off and you realize, you don't have
42:44
much time before the race starts.
42:47
Hey, Remy. You grab that out a draft?
42:50
Yeah, I loaded it up and Vanna White.
42:53
I will be got to get going. All right.
42:56
Why don't you and the doc head out?
42:58
Well I clean up. How are you getting back?
43:02
I'll catch it down, man. All right.
43:06
Hold on. We've got a bit of a Darkness
43:12
situation. Rachel They're the love of my
43:17
life is gonna explode, and I gotta make a choice.
43:23
Do I go try to save her from this Warehouse or dry?
43:27
Take the necessary equipment, back to tuna so that he can.
43:33
Make it possible for me to jump over this big old candy.
43:38
Hey Doc, can I just see that address real quick?
43:40
Here we go. Hey, this looks exactly like the
43:44
warehouse you're supposed to jump, Jeb, but wait a minute.
43:48
so, this site so so you're telling me That this sick?
43:53
Son of a bitch. Adding Is caping joy in the wire
43:59
house that set to explode when we jump over it.
44:03
Yes, really messed up. Now that you say it that way.
44:07
Oh, he was never gonna let her free.
44:12
That son of a bitch was just going to kill her anyway.
44:18
Jab. All right.
44:22
Well now he's definitely gonna die.
44:24
I'm going to stick out my arm. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger does
44:28
in Predator. Let's call weathers.
44:33
Yep, I'm a good Choi. You go win that race.
44:38
All right. Let's go, retro.
44:44
Do you so? Where are you going?
44:48
You're staying I'm going to play clean up here real quick and
44:51
then I'm going to head to the warehouse I feel like I should
44:56
go with you to the warehouse. Oh, come on.
45:01
You're no racer. I mean that's just me.
45:04
I don't know what they did to This Joy but I feel like they
45:11
might not be in the best of conditions.
45:15
Yep. So I think that you're right, I
45:17
think that is probably best free for you to come just in case.
45:20
Some well as I need someone that can back me up and chips going
45:24
to be driving so I appreciate it.
45:27
Yeah, yeah. I'm just going to ask if you
45:30
could just take a step outside the house for the next five
45:33
minutes real quick. Sure.
45:36
Sure. You do it.
45:38
You got to do. I soon as both of them leave,
45:44
just can hear the sound of a shotgun a couple more times,
45:51
come out the door, then another, you know, blunt just Well, I'm a
46:04
mess to clean up anymore. Next time on no latency
46:21
sidequest. Now this, here's the AI.
46:31
Yep. Now 9 listen.
46:33
Now you have to understand that if you so much as put a scratch
46:38
on my back I don't know how many people might be in there and
46:43
it's just two of us now. Yep sounds like core Pro
46:47
Ingenuity there. Yeah.
46:49
On a motorcycle that's going to be extremely difficult.
46:52
Could just jump them could but I have a sneaking feeling this
46:56
more than one right now, bring her down.
46:58
Scraping my knees, scraping the pegs mistakes of it.
47:02
Non pull us over. So you're prepared to die for
47:04
any of the Trek. You should have never messed
47:06
with my joy. Oh no.
47:08
Oh no. I don't know how to get that
47:10
out. Oh my God, this is helpful.
47:11
Thank you just just don't move. I have a feeling you're not
47:17
going to lose any more not after today.
47:47
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