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Matthew Chapter 2: Bible Study by Atheists · Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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  [SPEAKER_03]: How's Ben?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wife!
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Do you know what we're doing today?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We are getting back into Matthew again.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: More Matthew is like the second one.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Not the first one, but the second one.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: There's only one Matthew.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not a second chapter of Matthew.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What can I meant?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: You need to stop because you keep seeing like the first fancy one second amount and that's not the way it Where's your stop it here?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's just forward motion, but all the way you've never done this before Where all of a sudden you decided that a book had to be a first in a second
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't, this was the second chapter.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't sign with the first in the second.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I just said it's the second Matthew.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's the second.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the second time we're doing Matthew.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's Matthew chapter two of Matthew chapter two.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's Matthew chapter two.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Matthew chapter two.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Do you remember what happened in chapter one?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we did the genealogy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We did.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And that was boring as fuck.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And what was the genealogy from and two?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I was from David, I think, to Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: To Jesus, and that was a jumpscare.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're like, oh, Jesus, where are Jesus?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Whoa, he just, like, oh, we're certain I know Testament.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: He's just there.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: All of a sudden, like, oh, shit, where are Jesus now?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and then I didn't know anything.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, I thought never having read the Bible before.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I thought he was much further in.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, yeah, we found Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We found it on the right away.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was not difficult.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was pretty quick.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It was right on page one.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then we had Mary got pregnant.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: She did.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: She got pregnant.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And Joseph wasn't thrilled about it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: But an angel of the mother.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But then, yeah, in a dream, in a dream.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: In a dream.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: and an angel of the Lord told him in his dream that this was, you know, this was the Son of God or something or like this is the Lord's child or whatever the son of kind of guy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's be special and of course that's what I would say too if I wanted to stay married to somebody who cheated on me.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, no, they have got very they were about to get married.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And the angel was like, you still got a marriage or though?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And he was like, hey,
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, here's my question like I feel like she drugged him and then just like kind of like did that whole like subliminal message thing through there up the night You know, yeah, that's what I think it was an angel.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It was an angel.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's a name
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Mary is having a special baby, okay, but seriously I have a question though.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Like first of all, when you say in 12th of the Lord, is that like God coming down in the form of an angel like in the Old Testament when he was like sometimes he would come down like in his white
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was always questionable as to whether they were messengers or an actual angel.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You never knew for sure, but they did say angel this time.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm thinking it's more like a messenger.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: A messenger, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And besides it was an a dream.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, and then my second question.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, kind of related to that was, remember when, um, what was that other guy?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I want to say his name started with an E. And he had all those fucking crazy ass dreams.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like eyes on wheel, a secial.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I told you to start with an E. Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And he dreamed about eyes on wheels and angels.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That felt more like like acid trips, but that's just me.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: No, me too.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: But I'm like, if you're going to dream, if you're going to claim a dream of the Lord having read the Old Testament, which clearly he did, because he's like, and then an angel of the Lord came.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Wouldn't you add in some really cool stuff?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Like why not go big?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: sure you know sure I don't know that's is my question to me like I feel like I don't know the options are probably for this this girl because she's not married yet that she's either going to be one of two things if she doesn't get this kind of marry her dead or shun by her entire community one of those two yeah and then if then so the only other options is a
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I wonder if they came up with the story together.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I could have, maybe.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe they were besties and he was helping her out.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, maybe it was something traumatic that happened to her.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's just like, we got to figure this out.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't, I can't let people think that this happened and then, you know, it's still marry you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So we got to come up with a better story.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Here's my thing, like how many people knew she was pregnant?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, why did they need to pass it off as the Lord's child?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I don't know what she's showing yet.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: The whole thing is just like any more answers.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, we're never going to get them.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, that was Matthew chapter one.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: The Amture's fuck was.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, which means that today we're going to be giving him into.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Matthew chapter two.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's do this.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: All righty.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We are getting into Matthew chapter two.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We are.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And we found Jesus and now he's, he's over there.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We gotta figure out what the fuck now.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, late.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna move right along with the Jesus story now ready.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm ready.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, after Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Judea He was born.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so he got he got born.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He got born that that's that happened.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yep.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like I'm wondering it has to be in one of the other As you mark Luke and John After being one of those things where we get like the whole birth story with the stable and the
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  [SPEAKER_01]: or with files that they could just be fan fiction, I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Like yeah, it would be extra biblical and like I'm just like, we they're what happened to the end and the stable.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Remember remember the stories like the end is full and that's why and and the census they're traveling because they they got a dog to the census or some shit.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We got it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We got it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We got it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We got it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We got a consensus on here apparently.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We have more in Luke.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We're doing it just for everybody out there.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We're doing a live on Discord.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Mm, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Which we do.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Which we love doing.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Because we get feedback.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because we don't, we don't know this stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We never read this stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And this is very exciting.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Because now we're at the Jesus E-PART.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, you know.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like five years trying to find Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm about there.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We got there.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So anyway, after he was born in Bethlehem in Judea and in Judea in Judea in Bethlehem in Judea.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So doing the time of King Harid.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Magic from the east came to Jerusalem.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, here we go.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the magic the three the three wise men.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We're getting the Christmas door.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: This is exciting.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Like oh, I know this part
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so King Harid, imagine I from the East came to Jerusalem and asked, where is the one who has been born King of the Jews?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We saw his star when it rose and have come to worship him.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's so interesting.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know that they referred to him seriously as King of the Jews.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't, I mean, I knew that there was a start, like, you, we all see the star.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Of course, of course.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Anybody that's been, had done Christmas.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a star that's over the, the manger and the, the barn and the, the barn and the, The barn and the food.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: They found it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like all three of them must have been like the possible father.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's not my theory, I think.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That could be, that could be, you know.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I've heard rumors that like those magic guys did, um, they actually didn't come around until he was like three or something, so Jesus was like three or so old.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Really?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but I don't, I don't know anything about that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's extraordinary, any of this is true at all.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, right, right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So, but I, like, I've heard people refer to Jesus as the King of the Jews.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, King of the World, only King of the Jews.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: But I didn't know that that was like a biblical phrase that like, no, these guys call him that.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: He's the King of the Jews.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You see, no.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Just right out, right out the vag.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: He's King of the Jews that people use.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: When King Herod heard this, he was disturbed, as you would be, and all Jerusalem with him.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't do you think all Jerusalem?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, because they're like, away, King of the Jews, and the Jews are like, excuse you, we do not.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That's not our King.
• 8:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a baby over there.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this kid King.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, yeah, that tracks that tracks, I guess.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Especially King Herod.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, wait, I'm King.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm King of the, all the world.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: When he, King Herod, so I was checking my pronouns there because those Macbees still got me thrown.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I'll never get over her first Macbees for all the pronouns abuse they did on me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: She did this to him and they were mad at those.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And they listen.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They hold chapters almost.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I respect people's pronouns.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So this is not an anti-pronoun rant.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: This is an anti-pronoun abuse brand.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: People that don't know how to fucking write so that the pronouns are clear of whom about whom we are speaking and about what is being done.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And we're in some cases because sometimes I'm like, I don't even know where we are.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, anyway, when King Herodude had called together all the people's chief priests and teachers of the law, he asked them where the Messiah was to be born.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, what?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, so he heard about this and he was born.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: These dudes came around, but then King Herod's like, where is he going to be born?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm assuming this is more like he's checking the prophecy like are we sure that this guy that we don't know where the Messiah he's like hey wait a minute wait a minute um they're talking about this baby that's in this
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  [SPEAKER_03]: in Bethlehem.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: They're talking about this prophecy thing.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Where did that prophecy dictate that the baby Messiah was supposed to be born?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, why is he asking where a baby that was already born was supposed to be born?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He was already born here in the garden.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: He's like, this ain't the prophecy, right?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: In Bethlehem, in Judea, they replied for this is what the prophet
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  [SPEAKER_03]: but you Bethlehem in the hand of Judah are by no means least among the rulers of Judah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: For out of you will come a ruler who will shepherd my people Israel.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So that was that was the quote.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That was the prophecy or whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Then Herod called to magic secretly.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So he's like, yo, three wise men come here and found out from them the exact time the star had
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: He sent them to Bethlehem and said, go and search carefully for the child as soon as you find him report to me so that I too may go worship him.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Hmm.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, so they were consorting with, let's hear it.
• 11:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't say they were consorting.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: They were called to his office.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: He was like, come into my office.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Go do this thing that you already fucking doing anyways.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Go find this baby and report back.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I need to know where is that.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So that I can totally worship him or whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That based on what I mean.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Based on what we know now, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: But I mean, honestly, can you blame King Harrod?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: He's like, we, I'm the king.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: What is this about?
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: the hurts my feelings after they had heard the king they went on their way and the star they had seen when it rose when ahead of them until it stopped over the place where the child was.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It stopped.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Stars just stopped.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Kind of like the sun that one time.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean they do that all the time in the bite.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: You know.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: The celestial things just stop the heavens are they they're not science right when they saw the star They were overjoyed.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean stars are pretty at night.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: They are I don't why but if I stopped I'd be a little concerned if one stopped you would be calling the weather station and being I think I saw all you at home.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I yeah
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I would.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That may or may not have happened.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That may or may not have happened.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Anyways.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: On coming to the house.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: They saw the child.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Just for the record, though, it was skydiving zombies.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It literally was skydiving zombies.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that was that was.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: For an event.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Our area.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The torches in the air.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So that had not been cleared by local news.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: It should let everybody know that this would be happy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It looked pretty crazy.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Because it was crazy.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: So I mean, to be fair, there was an unidentified flying object for them.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And it was pretty freaky.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: And it could have been aliens, but instead it was just skydiving zombies.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Which is totally makes sense after the fact.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Almost worse.
• 13:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother Mary Mary Mary Mary you don't even know what I'm doing right now Okay, so there's this awesome movie I want to say it's on Netflix and it's called single all the way and it's about you're pulling out a Christmas movie I am you're you're you're saying you don't even know what I'm talking about okay, like it's some sort of like it's
• 13:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, it's one of my favorite, newer Christmas movies because it's super gay.
• 14:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I am so happy that we are starting to see more gay friendly and lesbian friendly holiday movies like.
• 14:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: I love this movie so much these two guys are roommates.
• 14:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: They're both gay, but they just never like They're they're just besties totally just besties.
• 14:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, spoiler alert.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: They get together in the end But it's like a home.
• 14:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think you gotta figure that out from the name of the movie all the way right and so they do the Oh, please come home with me for the holidays to you know pretend that you're my boyfriend because my family will bother me because They're always trying to marry me off
• 14:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: And so, you know, Bestie comes with him.
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: And only they fall in love, and it's beautiful.
• 14:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm so shocked.
• 14:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: And, um, and, oh, fuck, I can't remember her name.
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking, um, who cares?
• 14:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's so important.
• 14:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: She's the celebrity that is like, is so important.
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, and she, they,
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: but I'm invited to talk about Christmas movies because we're talking about this Christmas story.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, hold on.
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: I have to stop everything.
• 15:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am stopping.
• 15:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am stopping.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Search for the hook.
• 15:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Single all the way.
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to have to edit this shit out from.
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not going to find it.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I want to look.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to see your looking for a gun down back.
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's single all the way.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Single all the way.
• 15:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: You need to stop, you need to stop right fucking now.
• 15:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Jennifer Coolidge.
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, why don't you know where the fuck that is?
• 16:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Jesus, everybody, everybody, Y'all has been for not knowing who the fuck Jennifer Coolidge is.
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, she's, um, everybody loves Jennifer Coolidge.
• 16:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: And she talks funny and everybody, like,
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, mimics her on SNL like all the time.
• 16:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, Ariana Grande like does her really big and she's just fucking hilarious.
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: She's hilarious.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, and so in this movie, single all the way, which is just fucking fabulous.
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: These, um, the, the two guys that are like the mean love characters.
• 16:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: They, um,
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: They get involved with the local pageant that the kids are throwing that Jennifer Coolidge's character is like the director of and she like She's such a fucking diva, which is just so who Jennifer Coolidge is that she takes over the fucking pageant and she's like no That's not how it's done.
• 17:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: You have to do it right spoiler alert, everybody
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's not, it's a fucking, like, homework style would be okay.
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so anyways, and then she says, Mary, and it's just, oh, it's so Jennifer Coolidge.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, it's the best.
• 17:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so anytime I see Mary's name, I'm always gonna say it that way because God bless Jennifer fucking Coolidge, okay, okay, okay, anyway.
• 17:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody agrees with me.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know one hundred percent.
• 17:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't get I already know how that pole check our discords everybody agrees with me.
• 17:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay What what are they saying about Jennifer cool?
• 17:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's there's just one who wow you don't know Jennifer Coolidge See that's it.
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've got one.
• 17:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got one.
• 17:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well that is just all I needed to know
• 17:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, anyway, she's the fucking best and you do know where you just don't know you know where every time you're here You're like, oh, yeah, that's Jennifer cool it like you can't miss her because of the way she talks Mary Anyway, okay, when they saw the star those fuckers were overjoyed They were they were overjoyed.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: They were over the fucking moon about it.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay on coming to the house They saw the child with his mother way house.
• 18:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was a fucking barn
• 18:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: when they came to the house, they saw the child with his mother married.
• 18:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: And they bowed down and worshipped him.
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I'm saying.
• 18:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think he was probably three when they came.
• 18:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
• 18:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's what some stories I've heard say.
• 18:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: And that would make sense why they're not in that fucking stable anymore.
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 18:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: But that defeats the whole point of having the star of them.
• 18:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 18:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Because that's supposed to be what you were.
• 18:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 18:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not three years later.
• 18:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I have no idea.
• 18:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how the timeline works, because I don't know Jesus that well.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm still getting to know my guy.
• 19:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 19:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of gold, Frankenson's and Mar.
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: See?
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's right.
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Parsley Sage, Rosemary and Time and Gold and Frankenson's and Mar.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: And Zephyr.
• 19:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: OK.
• 19:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Lapis Lazuli.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: What are you doing?
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: And have you been warned in a dream not to go back to Herod?
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Another dream, huh?
• 19:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, go ahead.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: We were in the matchup.
• 19:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: The matchup has got a dream, Joseph.
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Joseph had dreams.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now, don't even go on.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't even go on.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, don't go back to Herod.
• 19:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Herod is fucking, don't go back to her.
• 19:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: They would jump into their country by another route.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: They were like, bitch, bye, I'm out.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not, I'm not trying to get involved in this baby murder shit.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh.
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: But did they warn, you know, the Joseph and Mary?
• 19:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 19:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: They were just like, okay, so cool baby.
• 19:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Here's some treasures and riches.
• 19:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: We gotta go, bye.
• 19:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I don't know what else was said.
• 19:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, when they had gone.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, an angel of the Lord so many fucking lots of angels.
• 20:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they just pop out of the what the fucking woodwork angels be falling out of the sky.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Did I ever see the movie dog?
• 20:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh wait, there's no, it wasn't an angel flying us.
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that was just like a person.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was, uh, Did you literally, though, just at the end?
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you, you saw it, yes.
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: But you look me right in the eyes as though we haven't watched that movie.
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Several times together, you look me straight in the eyes.
• 20:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was right.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: And said, have you ever seen the movie dog?
• 20:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I,
• 20:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was just in the moment.
• 20:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was going with it, whatever.
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was allowing you to answer on our podcast, but now you're calling me out on it.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: I sure is.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck him, because that was weird.
• 20:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: So now I'm just like, okay, whatever.
• 20:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you saw it.
• 20:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're weird.
• 20:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's cool.
• 20:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I can't remember the guy's name, but like the Chris Rock character.
• 20:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he fell out with the sky of that.
• 20:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: He did.
• 20:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he wasn't an angel though.
• 20:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: No.
• 20:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: So um, angels fell out of the sky all over the place in Supernatural.
• 20:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: They did.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: There was a whole season.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: They also went like they all fall down.
• 21:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yep, poor cast When they had gone an angel the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream.
• 21:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Man Joseph gets all the angels in a dream.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: He always be dreamin man
• 21:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like this guy ain't quite right now.
• 21:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's just going for gummies early.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Get up.
• 21:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: He said, get on up.
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Take the child and his mother and escape to Egypt.
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Stay there until I tell you.
• 21:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: For her, he won't getcha.
• 21:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's coming to search for the child to kill him.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: He coming.
• 21:37
  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
• 21:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: One way.
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no.
• 21:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, one of my favorite things.
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's this meme out there.
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And one way.
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're going on going on.
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: But the one of my favorite memes out there is that, like, because, you know, the the US, the, the, the Westernized Jesus is white, right?
• 21:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 22:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: It shows Jesus in Egypt with like a bunch of like brown children around him and he's white And he's like, how could, how could, uh, hair it ever find Jesus kneejumped?
• 22:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's hilarious.
• 22:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Something like that.
• 22:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not doing it justice, but it's funny.
• 22:18
  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: So Joseph, he got up, took the child in his mother during the night and left for Egypt, he booked it.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's like, we are.
• 22:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Where they're getting situated so that they don't be noisy while we're doing our recording.
• 22:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 22:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: We're reading about Jesus, which you cared to join us at the table.
• 22:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: He cares like, oh, no.
• 22:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Not a fan.
• 22:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Not a fan.
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Very well, friend.
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: before you start a pause for a minute.
• 22:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: So he got up, took the child in his mother during the night and left for Egypt, where he stayed until the death of Herod.
• 23:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so, man, they were like, you meet it.
• 23:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was a quick version, like just to stay there till it till he died.
• 23:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's so many more chapters in that.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Does they stay there for like 20 years that they stayed there for?
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do I know?
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 23:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm just saying like that's a that's a preface synopsis.
• 23:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know?
• 23:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I just stay there till he died.
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, and we're going to find out somewhere, maybe some of this is going to be retold in different ways.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure.
• 23:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure.
• 23:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: And so he was fulfilled.
• 23:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, no.
• 23:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: And so was fulfilled.
• 23:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: What the Lord had said through the prophet out of Egypt, I called my son.
• 23:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: They read the prophet and we're like, let's go to Egypt and then we can be like, Oh, look, we did a prophet.
• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: or more likely they injected this after the fact that they could make Jesus be the prophet because they wanted this toy to fit because my understanding is that there are a lot of fucking issues between consistency in the hospitals so like we're going to run into some of that and and this just feels like
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: injecting good prophecy like there's there's going to be a lot of injecting I'm curious like I don't I don't remember all that prophecy stuff about like I do remember like there's going to be a Messiah but that's all I really remember them saying I don't remember them spelling out like there's going to totally be a Messiah and all of these things are going to happen no but when we do our Q&As I do think we should focus somewhat on that because there is a lot of
• 24:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: But I'm already kind of like, that's where my mind is because I'm like, I don't recall reading about that.
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Where's that?
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, what's that?
• 24:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: They talked about that.
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: I probably missed that bit because I don't pay attention.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: We read the fucking old testament for five and a half years.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I'm saying.
• 24:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: You could have been anywhere, you know?
• 25:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: I just, like, I do remember them saying there's totally gonna be a Messiah.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: But I just don't remember them being like, there's gonna totally be a Messiah and he'll be called out at Egypt or something.
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Or called into Egypt.
• 25:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 25:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Could have been an extra curricular, or five to two.
• 25:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: It could have been some of that difficult stuff where I just kind of glaze out.
• 25:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 25:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it could be how they interpret it.
• 25:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is true.
• 25:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is true.
• 25:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is true.
• 25:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, look, you're trying to say it probably was there and the and the Biden or no, you're trying to say it probably wasn't there and I'm just trying to give grace and say it might have been there it might have been me.
• 25:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, I totally don't shoot him by saying that I fucking can't retain shit.
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Anyways, when Herid, you know, he died later.
• 25:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Both going back in time.
• 25:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Anyways, when Herid realized, Oh, he doesn't have Herid's words.
• 25:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 25:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 25:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, those people left and they stayed there forever.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bye.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, back to Herid.
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: So when Herod realized that he had been outwitted by, okay, sometimes when I see the word Magi, it looks like mogul, right?
• 26:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Because it's a cat look, it's a capital M Magi, right?
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: And so like when I'm reading real fast, like my your brain automatically fills in letters, like part of part of speed reading is like you only read some letters, right?
• 26:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: And so
• 26:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: My brain catches the capital M and the G, and then fills in moglie.
• 26:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: The fuck is moglie?
• 26:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Have you never seen Disney's Jungle Book?
• 26:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: What the hell is that?
• 26:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's probably.
• 26:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 26:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Or have a Magy?
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just that's not the first time.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes when I see a capital M and a G, that's not the first thing you do with my mind.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes I think Magy, like from Gremlins.
• 26:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, okay.
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, that was the Gremlins guy.
• 26:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: The was a Disney Magy?
• 26:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have no clue.
• 26:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't remember.
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to go back.
• 26:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to go back.
• 26:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to go back.
• 26:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I know who you're.
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know which character you're.
• 27:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know what you're talking about.
• 27:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 27:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember what his name was.
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right.
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: So anyway, when Herod realized that he had been outwitted by them, them three wise men, who like ditched.
• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: They were like bones.
• 27:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: We out, the magi.
• 27:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: He Herod was furious.
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he gave orders to kill all the boys in Bethlehem.
• 27:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: She and its vicinity, who were two years old and under, in accordance with the time he had learned from the magi.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: So he's like, that baby would be about two years old, so we're gonna kill all the babies.
• 27:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit.
• 27:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: That sounds great.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I love that for them.
• 27:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: That did not help us rating for popularity.
• 27:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: No.
• 27:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And not town.
• 27:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, I'm just going to tell you, maybe don't kill babies, y'all.
• 27:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right?
• 27:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 27:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: I've never been a king.
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: I've never been a, of head, a figure, a state, a head,
• 27:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Keep boss feeling yeah, right, but I feel like as far as I'm popular moves that goes that that ranks right Killing babies is right.
• 28:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's just not a good.
• 28:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean like when God did that we were not fans.
• 28:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, yeah Like I don't care how high up the chain you are killing babies is never a good.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's not that's not it's not good.
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Look It's definitely not definitely not then what was said through the prophet Jeremiah remember that guy from the old
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: It almost seems like Haridon read very closely.
• 28:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: It almost seems like this is literally they're just injecting prophecy.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, but it's really, it's annoying me because it's like Haridon, if you read it and you're like, this probably is going to do.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: But that's why this is stupid.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: But wouldn't you move to not do the things that fulfill it?
• 28:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: You would.
• 28:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's why this is dumb.
• 28:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right, like, oh, no, the prophecy says I'm going to kill babies or whatever.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, I haven't read the sentence yet.
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: But it's like, oh, no, the prophecy says I'm going to kill babies.
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: I would never, and I won't.
• 28:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Boom.
• 28:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you're going to, if you're going to tell me that this, this king of the Jews, not the time, right, Herod.
• 29:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, well, okay, yeah.
• 29:05
  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
• 29:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: So if you're gonna tell me that this king didn't know, well, no wait, not he heard about the prophecy, first of all, and then knew that this person was the fulfillment of this prophecy and then didn't know the rest of the prophecy.
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm calling bullshit.
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right, right.
• 29:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that alone is just complete and utter crap and bullshit.
• 29:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, the only thing I will say is I'm currently working through the show, the magicians and hear me out.
• 29:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know that this feels like unrelated because the show of the magicians is so fucking good.
• 29:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: And the Bible is so weird.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, okay, sure, sure.
• 29:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, because they are magician magicians.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 29:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 29:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 29:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Here's the thing though.
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like sometimes they being new to this other land of magic will like perform an action that they think is the correct move.
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then somebody will come along and be like
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, you did the right thing, but there was actually more to that.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then, you know, the the students, the the magicians are like, oh my fucking God, why didn't you tell me the whole fucking prophecy or whatever.
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: So that I'm going to say that.
• 30:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: that is a thing that happens in a really good show that's really well written.
• 30:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I could see that maybe her it is like, okay, I have this prophecy that says this is going to happen.
• 30:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then later on, he's like, I'll stop it from all kill the babies.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: They're boom done.
• 30:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then like, later on, the matches are like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, but you just did exactly what was in the prophecy and then he's like, why did you fucking tell me the whole thing?
• 30:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god
• 30:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I still call bullshit.
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, totally, totally.
• 30:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Look, again, I am trying to leave room for the things that could be possible in this stupid shit, okay?
• 31:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Based on a really good show that is so well written.
• 31:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you're living room for the possibility of realness in the New Testament based on the magicians of the show.
• 31:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, which is so good.
• 31:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:33
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• 31:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:35
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• 31:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go on
• 31:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: I just love them.
• 31:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
• 31:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I love that the main characters, Elliot, and what's the main characters in Q?
• 31:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: I love that they almost end it up together, you know.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like they did have time together.
• 32:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: and then like they examined like we could make this work we could be a couple like in the show like examines quins questioning his sexuality and whether he's by or not and like it was never something that he considered until
• 32:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: We really need like a pop culture.
• 32:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: You need to know these things before you start listening to our podcast.
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: But I would have to know what I'm going to say and I don't know what I'm going to say until I say it.
• 32:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, no, I'm aware of it.
• 32:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, I'm currently watching the magician.
• 32:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: So that's all my mind.
• 32:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I got it.
• 32:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hi, they recommend everybody to watch it.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's on Amazon Prime, the end.
• 32:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: OK, a voice is heard.
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wait, wait, here we go.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Then what was said through the prophet Jeremiah was fulfilled.
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: OK, which is this thing on about to say.
• 32:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Check that box.
• 32:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm about to say what the prophet Jeremiah said, OK?
• 32:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: A voice is heard in Rama.
• 32:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Weeping and great morning, weeping for her children
• 33:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's so vague.
• 33:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's so fucking vague.
• 33:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: How is it?
• 33:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: And that has come to pass now.
• 33:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you see?
• 33:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Did you see how when Herod killed babies at that what?
• 33:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: How is that?
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a bit too real bad.
• 33:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: I clearly that is a question for a Q&A.
• 33:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like how is that?
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe there's more context, you know?
• 33:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right, I don't get it.
• 33:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: But that's definitely real vague.
• 33:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's very vague.
• 33:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's like it.
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: And one time there was oxygen and it was breathe.
• 33:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: I got, I got the seat fulfilled, bitches.
• 33:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got news for you.
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And there is no profit and the whole testament that actually force all something happening that happened to Jesus.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: No.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: That did not happen.
• 33:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: You don't believe in magic?
• 33:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't.
• 33:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, in fact, we do not.
• 33:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right, after Herod died, okay, so we're back there again.
• 34:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, cool.
• 34:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's dead again.
• 34:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and angel of the Lord Jesus.
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm already tired.
• 34:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm tired of angels of the Lord because that's a lot of angels visiting these people.
• 34:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, you know what, I'm 50 years old and I've never seen a fucking angel of the Lord.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: And if anybody would be excited to see an angel, it would definitely be me.
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I feel like if there was gonna be an angel coming down and you know, wanted me to spread the good word.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like I would be such a grace book, because I'm really happy to ask that.
• 34:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm enthusiastic.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like yeah.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I've never seen an angel as a Lord, but here they are like popping up all over the fucking place, like fucking pop parts and a toaster.
• 34:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
• 34:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: bullshit.
• 34:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: This bullshit.
• 34:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 34:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is, honestly, this is bullshit.
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm pretty upset about it.
• 34:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Actually, now I think about it.
• 34:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: God damn angels can angels.
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: After here died, an angel is the Lord appeared in a dream to Joseph and Egypt.
• 35:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Joseph guy.
• 35:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's his deal he has this fucker dreams all kinds of shit.
• 35:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I don't know.
• 35:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Anyways, angel said get up get all up Take the child and his mother and go to the way in the biz real.
• 35:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they'll go back the angel was like remember that time when I sent you to Egypt Just kidding go back now Thank you to for those who were trying to take the child's life or dad.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I love cheering when people die.
• 35:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, what
• 35:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: So he got up, took the child, he's like, ah, he has hacked his fucking bags again.
• 35:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: For Jesus, he's not going to have anybody his age when he goes back because they're all dead.
• 35:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's sad.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're gonna play with all the babies are sad.
• 35:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's kind of like all the COVID babies were um like there's problems now because all the babies that were born during COVID none of them were socialized.
• 35:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 35:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: So like we have like all these little three year olds and four year olds now.
• 36:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, no, that was 2000 and this is 26.
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: So we have all these five and six year olds.
• 36:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, I had a math real quick.
• 36:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: We have all these five and six year olds that were never really socialized.
• 36:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: And we're in a round people and didn't know how they don't know how to play.
• 36:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's a lot different than me dead.
• 36:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, it is totally.
• 36:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just trying to say like, it makes for an interesting generation.
• 36:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, yes.
• 36:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm actually seeing things on YouTube where they're talking about that, you know, generation coming into school, the five, six, and seven year olds.
• 36:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: And that they are like impossible.
• 36:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 36:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I mean, they have this skinny toilet, right?
• 36:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: So no, that that was before that before that really.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, shit.
• 36:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm way behind.
• 36:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 36:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: The hell they have.
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: They have blew him, they have misraged y'all, okay.
• 36:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and they have the most liberal appearance on the planet, but also the most They they baby them because they were home all day, right?
• 36:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: And so these kids like they've never been told a goddamn day in their life But also these are the most like liberal parents ever which I love liberal parents But liberals do love to shoot themselves in the foot
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: So they're like these babies have never like it's we have all of these good parenting and psychology and we have YouTube to teach us how to parent our children and so we we talk up to a four year old about their feelings and their feelings matter and that's great except that the four year old is holding their siblings head under the water and the pool
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know what I'm saying?
• 37:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like that's what I mean by like we Liberals like to shoot ourselves in the foot by trying to work things out as you know, and your feelings matter sometimes you just kind of do something.
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, and like, okay, yes, you're feelings matter, but you're fucking raised as causing you as a four year old to hold somebody else.
• 37:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're sibling under the water.
• 38:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 38:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's not okay.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: And and no, your feelings aren't more important than your siblings life.
• 38:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 38:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Impossible from what I'm seeing Anyway, okay.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that wasn't me railing against the liberals.
• 38:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I am a liberal.
• 38:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know just like I'm so I'm so I'm so on Facebook and I'm not Facebook YouTube I'm so on YouTube I doomskroll and I watch too many videos about Psychology and Parents raising children true true very true.
• 38:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know too much.
• 38:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: I've seen I've seen some shit
• 38:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Is your fault that I'm saying all these things because it's making you look like the face that you are making and it's making you laugh.
• 38:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: And so it's your fault that I'm saying all these things.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Honestly, all right, anyways, so he got on up and he took the child in his mother and he went to the way in the Vizreal.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's go back.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
• 39:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: But when he heard that Arcoleus, should I say that right?
• 39:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 39:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: Arcalayas?
• 39:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 39:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's all right.
• 39:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 39:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Was reigning in Judea in the place of his father, Herod?
• 39:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: He was afraid to go there.
• 39:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, yeah, he had son as King now.
• 39:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Great.
• 39:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Great.
• 39:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Why are you telling me to come back?
• 39:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Basically, Herod too is still reigning now.
• 39:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 39:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: But if God told you to go back, you go back, right?
• 39:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, God never told me shit.
• 39:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what I'm saying, but if God did, you know, if a God or Angel came down and said, hey, you go on back there.
• 39:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I suppose you go on back, right?
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna have some questions, honestly.
• 39:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: I want to be like, we need to have a conversation.
• 39:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Before I do anything you, I don't know, I don't know, I don't, I'm not sure that, you know, pull on the care and in that moment is the right thing to do.
• 39:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're telling me if God came down, that you wouldn't say, can I have a word?
• 39:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not saying, yeah, it depends on how real I felt that moment was, you know?
• 39:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so you're in your sleep, right?
• 40:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: And you have a dream and the angel of the Lord comes down and he's like, woohoo, husband, what do you think of your pain?
• 40:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would not believe my dream.
• 40:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so then the next morning you wake up and you're like, why if I had the strangest dream and I'm not sure what to make of it, and it felt so real, but you know what I don't believe in that shit?
• 40:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 40:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 40:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 40:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think that we would together decide,
• 40:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: If there is a God, we need a word.
• 40:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure, that's a good thing.
• 40:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we definitely, okay, yeah, I would definitely question it.
• 40:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: But like there's different appearances of God, right?
• 40:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes he comes down in real life, but the dream shed, fuck that.
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, fuck that.
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's fucking stupid.
• 40:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so they just, they moved, they moved to Egypt and they moved back to history.
• 40:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're taking one guy's word on the fact that an angel of the Lord visited another three days.
• 40:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I haven't read the other books of the Bible in the New Testament yet.
• 40:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know about those.
• 40:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: All I have right now is dude saying,
• 40:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like Scrooge's ghosts in the... Oh my gosh, yeah!
• 40:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: See how this is by the three angels instead of the three ghosts.
• 41:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Having been one in a dream, he withdrew, because Herod's son is willing now.
• 41:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: So...
• 41:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: I see and that would piss me off like I listened to the inner of the Lord and I came back and I find Okay, yeah, Harrod's gone, but his son is ruling what the fuck right why did you have me come back You said dude was gone.
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, dude is gone.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who do you file a grievance with that point?
• 41:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 41:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I'm where do you send that?
• 41:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: I would pull a feather next time on one of the things that came to me, you know, I would definitely pluck a fucking feather.
• 41:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, have you been warned in a dream?
• 41:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, I guess, Angel came down again and was like, oh, yeah, my bad.
• 41:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Herod is dead, but his son's raining, and I forgot to tell you that.
• 41:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
• 41:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: Having been warned in a dream, he withdrew to the district of Galilee.
• 41:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, they told him to go back and go back.
• 41:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then they changed their fucking mind in another dream.
• 41:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, this is, okay, look, if we're even assuming that this story is real at all, like even, like if we could even count in any of this being true.
• 42:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think you have a geography issue.
• 42:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hold on.
• 42:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 42:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: So first the angel comes to Joseph and says, Joseph, here it is.
• 42:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fuckie moved to Egypt, right?
• 42:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: So then later, the angel comes back and says, Joseph, fucking King Herod is dead.
• 42:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Go back to Israel.
• 42:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 42:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 42:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: And so then he's like, okay.
• 42:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: So then they go back to Israel.
• 42:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: And then he comes again and says, Joseph, I wasn't lying here totally dead.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: But guess what?
• 42:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: His son is reading.
• 42:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: So while you're here in Israel, where I told you to go, good job.
• 42:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Good job.
• 42:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Good job.
• 42:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Good job.
• 42:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 42:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hiding Galilee.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, you were having a The jar of light that is real location once they're in Israel.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where Galilee is, but it ain't Egypt But to me, if we are to believe that Joseph was doing all this right and being visited by angels and everything It feels more like he got there and he's like, I don't know about this.
• 43:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna go over there.
• 43:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it wasn't a fucking dream
• 43:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, totally.
• 43:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's just like, we need to go back home or go back on a dude's dead.
• 43:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna go back home, but then they get 30's like, ah, let's just go there.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Not go the ground.
• 43:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna say a little bit south side of this.
• 43:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we're gonna go over this way.
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, totally.
• 43:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Having been warned in a dream, he withdrew to the district of Galilee.
• 43:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he went and lived in a town called Nazareth.
• 43:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus, the Nazareth.
• 43:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know that one.
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's that's where he's from.
• 43:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's where he's from.
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus, from Nazareth.
• 43:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's he's a carpenter.
• 43:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: There.
• 43:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I told you that's the end of the day.
• 43:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's all I know.
• 43:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Jesus is now the, the, the, the, the, the, the Nazarene, the Nazarene.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Jesus was from Nazareth and he was a carpenter.
• 43:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's all I got.
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's all you got.
• 43:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: One then, you know, he, he got put up on a cross with Charles and his arms and he suffocated.
• 43:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, and then we came back and then he recorded the Bible Bible Bible.
• 44:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's a cave, there's a rock holding the cave shop for three days.
• 44:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 44:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Easter.
• 44:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to tell everything I know about Jesus right now because we are like getting up in this, right?
• 44:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I want everybody to know like what I know going in.
• 44:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 44:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like when I'm what baggage I'm bringing to the table as I'm reading this for the first
• 44:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sometime after the, no, before the cave, before the cross, sometime between what we're reading right now and the cave and the cross.
• 44:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's got a cross in the cave.
• 44:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: He does in that one.
• 44:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: That boy, I'm yeah, yeah, that was so good.
• 44:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you ever read the book, Lamb, you should read the book, Lamb.
• 44:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was really good.
• 44:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was by at this point.
• 44:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was a Christopher Moore.
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: It could be, I don't know, I can't remember right now.
• 44:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: I want to say Christopher Moore.
• 44:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's a great book.
• 44:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking hilarious.
• 44:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 44:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, having a more than a dream, he withdrew to the district of Galilee, and he went and lived an town called Nazareth.
• 45:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Good for him.
• 45:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: That was convenient.
• 45:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 45:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: So was fulfill what was said through the prophets that he would be called a Nazarene.
• 45:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
• 45:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: The end.
• 45:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: I hate this book so far.
• 45:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's readable.
• 45:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's immensely readable.
• 45:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: I will give it that.
• 45:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's prophecy fulfillment.
• 45:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh look, another prophecy fulfillment.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh fuck man, another prophecy fulfillment.
• 45:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey guys, look, there's another prophecy fulfillment.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus, there's like, this is fucking, it's just like prophecy fulfillment checklist here.
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's all we're doing.
• 45:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: I have to tell you something.
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: If you have to tell people how awesome and cool and nifty you are, you're neither nifty nor awesome nor cool.
• 45:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like the man that walks around saying, I'm a good guy.
• 45:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're not a good guy.
• 45:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, you probably probably not.
• 45:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: You probably have balls hanging from the back of your truck sir.
• 45:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: My guess that would be correct.
• 45:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like nobody that is cool has ever uttered the words I am really cool.
• 46:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, this is how they're starting the New Testament.
• 46:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're starting the New Testament with a fucking checklist of prophecies and lineage, right?
• 46:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: That all sounds so contrived as to hardly be believable at all.
• 46:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Look, looking, it's like, it's like if I walk up to you and I tap you a lot and I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, and then you're like, oh my god, what?
• 46:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like prophecy and you're like, hey, and then like five minutes later, I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, there's another prophecy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
• 46:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this is it's immensely readable.
• 46:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'll give it that.
• 46:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
• 46:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: So much better thus far.
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Old Testament.
• 46:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Look, I'm trying to get praise where praises do.
• 46:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 46:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 46:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: You got to praise it like you.
• 46:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's not boring.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's it's not difficult.
• 46:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not hating it for that.
• 47:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we could say Jesus a lot.
• 47:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: What we already kind of.
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: I am loving.
• 47:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
• 47:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: fucking angels.
• 47:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna have fun with this.
• 47:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is fun.
• 47:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna enjoy the new test my life.
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
• 47:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is this is good stuff.
• 47:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is good stuff.
• 47:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you know, like, I'm enjoying so much more fun than the old testments so far.
• 47:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: I just remember, like, I think it's Matthew Mark Luke and John, and I think it's then the book of Acts, and I think at one time, I tried to skip the the profit guys, the
• 47:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I think I was like, I'm gonna skip those four because they're like, um, like, for people retelling the same fucking story.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: That sounds boring.
• 47:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I think I tried to read the book of Acts.
• 47:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: And if I recall correctly, Acts is born AF.
• 47:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
• 47:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I mean, we're still reading the Bible.
• 47:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I know there's gonna be bad shit.
• 47:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: And it's more fun reading with you.
• 47:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And draw definitely.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Same with you.
• 48:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 48:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: So other than the popular culture references that I have no clue what you're talking about, but you know, some of that is great.
• 48:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, everybody go do your homework, go watch the movie single all the way and start the first season of the magicians if you haven't already watched it and then you will know what the fuck I'm talking about and we'll be good and I'll have moved on to something else by next week but that is okay because Jennifer Coolidge will always be Jennifer Coolidge.
• 48:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 48:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 48:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: The end.
• 48:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 48:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 48:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that was Matthew chapter two.
• 48:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 48:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck was.
• 48:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, which means that the next time we do an episode, we're going to be back with Matthew chapter three.
• 48:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 48:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll see you then.