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Junior Calls, Pastors, Coachella, Tiger Woods and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all have
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  Speaker 1: like the Millican buck things in the cubs. Stop me
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  Speaker 1: through good it? Steve listening to the movie together for Stement. Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join rad join me to be doing me.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turning to you? Are you gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out? Turn you got to turn them out?
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  Speaker 1: Then turn the water the water go. Come, come on
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  Speaker 1: your fad uh huh, I shall will Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now
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  Speaker 1: one it only Steve harvey Man got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Real glad about it too, you know. Um, I hope
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  Speaker 1: that God always keeps me in the frame of a a
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  Speaker 1: frame of mind to try to be sharing and try
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  Speaker 1: to be motivational and even when it's not felt or
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  Speaker 1: wanted by some people. I have people around me who
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  Speaker 1: seem to not benefited off anything, and I can sit
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  Speaker 1: with them and talk to them or take meetings with
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  Speaker 1: them to try to encourage them, and for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 1: you know, they want to just keep going the way
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  Speaker 1: they're going. When you run into people like that, you
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  Speaker 1: have to pray for them. You have to just hope
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  Speaker 1: that one day that they release the chains on their
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  Speaker 1: mind and open up your mind to a new way
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  Speaker 1: of thinking. A couple of things I wanted to go
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  Speaker 1: over with it. I want you to all today in
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  Speaker 1: terms of motivation. I want you to be aware of
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  Speaker 1: statements or old sayings that have been created that you
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  Speaker 1: hear over the course of time, and you may be
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  Speaker 1: applying them to your life. And I want you to
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  Speaker 1: be careful of some of them because some of these
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  Speaker 1: old sayings, man, are not designed for people who are dreamers,
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  Speaker 1: are not designed for people who have any aspirations of
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  Speaker 1: being extraordinary. These are not designs or sayings that people
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  Speaker 1: who want to be extremely successful at anything or have
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  Speaker 1: high aspirations to put these sayings into your life. Let
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  Speaker 1: me give you an example. Statistics say that's it. That's
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  Speaker 1: the one who want you to be careful about statistics,
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  Speaker 1: say be very careful of stats. When a person says,
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  Speaker 1: you know statistics, say one out of every what see,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. These are things that sound like they're good,
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  Speaker 1: sound solid advice, but they're setting you up for failure
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  Speaker 1: and you can't adhere yourself to a lot of these
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  Speaker 1: sayings that's been passed down from generations, and it's not scripture.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't in the scripture nowhere that statistics say. It's
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  Speaker 1: just some people and a lot of people who have
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  Speaker 1: lost have come up with these sayings to justify why
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  Speaker 1: they keep losing or why they lost. When I was
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  Speaker 1: arst got started in the business, there were more stand
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  Speaker 1: ups around now than it is today because the comedy
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  Speaker 1: boom in eighty four eighty five was it was gaining
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  Speaker 1: a lot of momentums, com clubs, comedy nights everywhere. The
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  Speaker 1: statistic that a guy told me, I told him I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to be on the Johnny Carson Show, the Tonight Show.
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  Speaker 1: The guy said, one out of every two thousand comedians
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  Speaker 1: ever make it to the Tonight Show. Okay, Now, when
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  Speaker 1: he told us that, some of the comedians in the
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  Speaker 1: room went, well, wow, man, oh that's rough. Because a
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  Speaker 1: guy had also said that there was approximately six thousand
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  Speaker 1: comedians in the country at that time. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if it was true. I'm just telling you guys out
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  Speaker 1: the sputing numbers. I have no idea how many it was,
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  Speaker 1: but he said one in every two thousand will make
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  Speaker 1: it to the Tonight Show, and he let the air
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  Speaker 1: out of everybody in the room. Button be so every
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  Speaker 1: night before I went on stage, should do this right here.
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  Speaker 1: Badam bad bada la la la da. Badampa ba la
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  Speaker 1: la la da. That was the tonight theme song. I
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  Speaker 1: was young, opening act nowhere near Hollywood, didn't. I was
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  Speaker 1: in Cleveland telling jokes at one night us. But that
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  Speaker 1: was my theme because I was bent and determined that
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  Speaker 1: if it's one in two thousand, okay, why don't I
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  Speaker 1: just be the one? Be careful when people say statistics
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  Speaker 1: say because they are set up to ful failure. If
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna adhere to him, see that one in so many?
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  Speaker 1: It was wasn't so many people win the lottery. But
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  Speaker 1: if you don't play the lottery, you ain't gonna be
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  Speaker 1: the one to hit. Now when the dude hit you
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  Speaker 1: go while he was lucky, but he played. Here's another one.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's not meant to be. All right, let's go
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  Speaker 1: one step further. I guess it wasn't the Lord's will.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dare blame God for something you may have
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  Speaker 1: not done yourself because you didn't get the proper education,
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  Speaker 1: because you didn't do the things you were supposed to
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  Speaker 1: do because you didn't stay to the task, because you quit,
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  Speaker 1: turned around and went the other way. Now, maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: not It wasn't the lord's will. These are all statements
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  Speaker 1: that sound like sound advice, but they ain't all the time,
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  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with you. Stop letting these old
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  Speaker 1: fogy sayings get in your way of what can happen
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  Speaker 1: in your life. Don't put all your eggs in one basket? Wow,
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  Speaker 1: who came up with this? Who came up with the
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  Speaker 1: If you don't pour all your efforts into one thing,
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  Speaker 1: how are you gonna be great at that one thing?
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  Speaker 1: If Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan's Magic Johnson Larry Bird had
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  Speaker 1: not played basketball sun up to sundown, Magic Johnson didn't
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  Speaker 1: go to Michigan to get an education. Land Burry didn't
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  Speaker 1: go to Indiana to get an education. These casts was bawling.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan didn't go to North Carolina get an education.
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  Speaker 1: They went to play ball. They went to do one thing.
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  Speaker 1: Tiger Woods didn't go to Stanford to get an education.
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  Speaker 1: He went to play golf. As soon as he got
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  Speaker 1: good enough, he'd gone. These are guys that put all
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  Speaker 1: their eggs in one basket. See what's cool with putting
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  Speaker 1: all your eggs in one basket is you now can
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  Speaker 1: maximize your effort and laser beam what you're doing. Your
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  Speaker 1: problem is all you gotta do is make sure what
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  Speaker 1: is your basket made out of. If your basket is
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  Speaker 1: made out of faith, hope, hard work, and belief, then
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  Speaker 1: guess what, that's a good basket. I'm dumping all mine
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  Speaker 1: in it because ever since I was a young dude,
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  Speaker 1: I've been telling jokes, one thing, one thing only. Even
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  Speaker 1: when it got ugly and I was living in a car,
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  Speaker 1: I never quit telling them jokes. Man. I just kept
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  Speaker 1: believing that them jokes was gonna pay me one day,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll be dog gone if it didn't. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: take no time off. Go work at Walmart, give me
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  Speaker 1: a job, go back to Forward and beg for my
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  Speaker 1: job back. Hey man, put all your eggs in a basket.
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  Speaker 1: Just make sure that your basket is made up of faith, hope, belief,
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  Speaker 1: hard work. Your basket woven by God what you're tripping for.
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  Speaker 1: And then here's another one. Let me throw this one
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  Speaker 1: that you always have a plan B. That's another loser statement.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you have a plan B? Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: In order to have a plan B, you have to
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  Speaker 1: stop working on plan A to formulate plan B. In
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  Speaker 1: order to have plan B to fall back on. You
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  Speaker 1: now have to stop your time working on plan A
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  Speaker 1: to apply some effort to have a plan B. So
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  Speaker 1: in case plan A don't work, you can fall back
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  Speaker 1: on plan B. Really, who told you that? People ask
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  Speaker 1: me all the time with Steve, I don't make no sense.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got no plan B. Supposed plan A don't work,
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  Speaker 1: then I just go get another Plan A. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: put all my eggs in the basket. If you have
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  Speaker 1: plan B, you are planning on Plan A not working. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're defeating yourself. Where is your faith? Where is your belief?
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  Speaker 1: Where is your trust? At one point in time, you
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  Speaker 1: got to belie that God could do what he say
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  Speaker 1: gonna do. Because he didn't done it for others, he'll
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  Speaker 1: most certainly do it for you. Be careful of these
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  Speaker 1: sayings that's out here, that's aligned by losers and people
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  Speaker 1: to justify why they are not succeeded. Don't apply this
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  Speaker 1: stuff to your life, and it ain't got nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with you. You're gonna mess yourself up. Get your
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  Speaker 1: Plan A. Make it work if it don't ever come
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  Speaker 1: to pass and get another plan A. All right, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to show ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
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  Speaker 1: might have the undivided attention. Please. Today is a great day.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, Today is today that the Lord has made.
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  Speaker 1: Let us rejoice and be glad in it. And boy
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  Speaker 1: has he put something in it to be grateful? First
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  Speaker 1: of all, waking up today, that was pretty good. I
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  Speaker 1: don't can number basketball playoffs right now. I don't too early,
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  Speaker 1: too early, clevemane Lebron deal what I told him? Not do?
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  Speaker 1: So cool? What that lead Tiger Woods, baby Tiger, that
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  Speaker 1: Blake and Blake Woods and bright Yeah, good mortar shape,
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  Speaker 1: good money, your grace call it the gold Taker was
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Steve Junior? Right of all, if you want
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  Speaker 1: to Tommy in the building with a green jacket on
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  Speaker 1: Grand the comeback kid man tiging thro I'm like, I
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  Speaker 1: mean you a game of Thrones, don't compare. It does
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  Speaker 1: not compare ship Man to this boy with this golf
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  Speaker 1: a major. Now you know he won over the ess.
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  Speaker 1: He's won tournaments, but they had wrote him off. He'll
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  Speaker 1: never meant another major. That the Masters is a major
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  Speaker 1: event he wanted that passed him past Arnold Palmer, I
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  Speaker 1: think it was, and he's going for Jack Nikolas got
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  Speaker 1: five of them, five green every every week the boy
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  Speaker 1: go back. You have a new jacket on. Go ahead, man, great.
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  Speaker 1: And here's a couple of things that stood out for me.
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  Speaker 1: They kept saying Tiger Woods has never been down in
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  Speaker 1: the major on Sunday. And come back to when it
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  Speaker 1: They said that before he ted off, they said that Boone,
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  Speaker 1: he hit them back to back bogies in the first
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  Speaker 1: first front nine. I wasn't ten anymore. It wasn't it
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  Speaker 1: in the first in the first nine. So did you watch, Steve?
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  Speaker 1: A rhetorical question, did I watch? My whole day was
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  Speaker 1: dedicated to two things yesterday golf and Bobby Q with
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  Speaker 1: a cigar. I had a great off day yesterday on
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  Speaker 1: the had one today. I'm back at work, so I
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  Speaker 1: only had one that was Sunday. I didn't call who, man,
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell y'all? Junior called me when man, when
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  Speaker 1: we come back, wait a minute, hold of y'all? Wait, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I forgot to tell y'all this. When we come back
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  Speaker 1: on this break, I'm gonna tell you what Junior did
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  Speaker 1: to me? What night was that Friday? Man? Wait, I
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  Speaker 1: tell y'all what did food did Friday night? It must
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  Speaker 1: be good? Sure, I'm real good. Sure something I don't do.
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  Speaker 1: All you here gone? You must have gone to the
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  Speaker 1: club or something. Steve, all right, we'll be back at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two. After the hour. We're gonna find out what
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  Speaker 1: happened between Steve and Junior. Coming up, we gotta talk
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  Speaker 1: about game and thrown still when we come back right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the show, Happy Monday, Happy Monday.
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  Speaker 1: When we last left off, Steve, you were saying, wait
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  Speaker 1: till you tell us what Junior did on Friday? What
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  Speaker 1: happened between you and Junior? He don't like me this
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  Speaker 1: food here, Shirley. Yes, I'm a grown man. Yes, it's
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  Speaker 1: things I don't do. Small talk is one of them. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right. I don't enjoy it. I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: It serves no purpose, and especially when it's coming from
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  Speaker 1: a dude. Now, if my wife, if it's my wife
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  Speaker 1: and she's small talking, I gotta sit there and listen.
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  Speaker 1: Junior and I killed you, not Shirley, Carla, Tommy, listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. This food called me back to back to
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  Speaker 1: back fifteen times? What, Junior? It wasn't fifteen? How many
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  Speaker 1: times was it? Junior? That's a lot. It was more
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  Speaker 1: than seven, almost, But I mean back to back to
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  Speaker 1: back to back to back, just phocals. So I'm thinking
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  Speaker 1: he butt dilling me, right, uh huh? Because I said,
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  Speaker 1: what's wrong with this food? So I picks up the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I said, Junior, hang your phone up your butt? Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: what took you so long? That is? I said, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: you've been calling me all the time. Yeah, uh, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't seeing ring it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah ring. But if
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  Speaker 1: Friday night, you know what, Junior, I had to go
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  Speaker 1: to work tomorrow Saturday? Junior off. But you know what
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  Speaker 1: he said? He liked regular stuff. But I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: treat him like a regular friend. But what what happened?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what was he calling you for? What you
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  Speaker 1: want to ask ask? What did you? What are you
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  Speaker 1: calling him? No? No? No, watch this go ahead? What
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  Speaker 1: did he say? Nothing? Though? It was not a blowing
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  Speaker 1: him up seven eight times? First he sent me the voicemail.
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  Speaker 1: We don't seen me the voicemail? Oh you saw? I
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  Speaker 1: called back? What I want about to do? He said?
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  Speaker 1: He want to be regular. I am trying to treat
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  Speaker 1: like a regular friend. Hey, I just want to say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing tonight? What you doing? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what? You're checking on him? Yeah? No, I was
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  Speaker 1: surely I don't need checking on. Yeah, you know, he
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  Speaker 1: tells me. I'm on the phone with my girl. Out
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  Speaker 1: what she says? Hey, donk to him? Are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to my wife? What sh out the country?
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  Speaker 1: This fool standic calling me? How's that mergery doing? What's
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  Speaker 1: she talking about? Where she asked? What she had? No, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: what you mean where she asked? Don't wear about what
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  Speaker 1: she had? What you want? I called him? Man, check
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  Speaker 1: on you. I don't need checking on. Wow, I'm growing
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  Speaker 1: as miss. You ain't got check cald me. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: sick or not. I ain't like you. Y'all got mad?
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  Speaker 1: Junior ain't sick. I ain't like you. You didn't back well,
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  Speaker 1: you know you're calling me. You want a small talk.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to hurt you. I like you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So did you hang up when he said I was something?
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the phone with my wife questions how she doing?
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  Speaker 1: What's been you? And you called back and said, what
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  Speaker 1: he said, you called seventh the first sixteen is? Oh
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  Speaker 1: so the seventh? What it was more than that? You
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  Speaker 1: know how your phone rang and it stopping, it rang
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  Speaker 1: right back in case you didn't here. Okay, so that one.
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  Speaker 1: So I said, okay, I'm missing concerned a pocket dialar
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  Speaker 1: butt dial though when it goes back to over and over. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: But then you know what I thought, could I be
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  Speaker 1: real with y'all? Yeah? I thought maybe Junior, you know,
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  Speaker 1: was out, you know, had a little couple of SIPs,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and just wanted to talk. And I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like talk people when they had Oh yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: I have a girlfriend like that. He said, Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be a ready dude. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: treat you like a red regular. Yeah that's what you
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  Speaker 1: would do to No. Surely he heard me say that
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  Speaker 1: earlier in the day. Yeah, I said, I missed sometimes
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  Speaker 1: just being regular. Man. Well he thought talking small talk
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  Speaker 1: was regular. That ain't. I don't want to be that red.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, let me fix it. Yeah, so he
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  Speaker 1: gonna fix it that night. So he called me repeatly,
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  Speaker 1: back to back to back to back to back, and
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  Speaker 1: I got to the point where I was going, Man,
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  Speaker 1: folk keep calling me like this. I'm not picking up
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  Speaker 1: trying to chill. I was trying to get at it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I was just number. You don't know anytime. He can't
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  Speaker 1: block Junior man because what if Junior gets sick though,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if Junior gets sick, the last person to call.
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  Speaker 1: But my thing is this, But he what he like
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  Speaker 1: to hell, oh, regular conversation with I thought that what
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  Speaker 1: he wanted. You know, I who invite him over my plate?
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  Speaker 1: Let's do some reckless stuff. He ain't coming back. You
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  Speaker 1: can invite him to your house. What's wrong with that?
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  Speaker 1: I got nice? Ain't Yeah, he had really nice call.
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  Speaker 1: Let's stop on this here. Well, you're not going. I
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  Speaker 1: can't go to the party. Imagine, I can't run the
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  Speaker 1: risk nobody coming out. They don't go on. Nah, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you get buzzed in at the gate the SEC. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I wanted. Now, you can't get much more recklar
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  Speaker 1: that's regular, and he won't it. Be careful what you
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  Speaker 1: asked for. Then you get buzzed in at the gate.
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  Speaker 1: You real regular? Yeah, you get buzzed in. His wife
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  Speaker 1: out of town. He ain't got nothing. Outbody, Hey with
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  Speaker 1: ump this Friday. Ight, it's nine. Come on, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: would think you're taking good intentions. Junior. I like hanging
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  Speaker 1: by myself because I'm around people all day. So when
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  Speaker 1: I get some time, I like me. You're okay with me?
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  Speaker 1: Call me? No moment? No small? What you doing? What
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing? You mean what I'm doing? I'm resting? No,
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  Speaker 1: that's right? All right? Well, listen coming up next, Church complaints.
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  Speaker 1: It is Monday. Reverend Motown, Deacon death Jam in the building.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this I'm home Friday. You're listening show coming
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  Speaker 1: church complaints. Let's go. We were here, tod Yes, Monty
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  Speaker 1: on Big Word Monday. Right. Oh, I've been talking with
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  Speaker 1: the congregation and my old later for him and wants
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  Speaker 1: me to increase my vocabulary, so all my responses will
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  Speaker 1: be given in big Word Monday fashion. Go ahead, d
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  Speaker 1: all right. I don't have any big words, but I
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  Speaker 1: do have complaints. Now. As you know, pastor were excited
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  Speaker 1: to be approaching resurrection Sunday. The congregation is asking amen,
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  Speaker 1: the congregation is asking that we're not the not so
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  Speaker 1: smart kids not recite they Easter speech on Sunday. They're
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  Speaker 1: at least fifteen of them that we that I that
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  Speaker 1: are we concerned about? But of course sister was that
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  Speaker 1: La Donna Davis wants DeAndre to do his as you
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  Speaker 1: know he's fifteen and fIF still in the fourth grade,
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  Speaker 1: but she definitely wants him to do his speak. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to how many is it, Deacon? If fifteen
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  Speaker 1: we were about, we're going to accept five of deal
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  Speaker 1: this Sun, five of the Nazi smart ones, Mays, because
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  Speaker 1: we can't sit through fifteen. Tell Sister LaDonna the last ship.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember what you forgot? You forgot the apologists, dipolitologist,
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  Speaker 1: them five bars is and died need a medical assistance diapolodologists.
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  Speaker 1: You changed it to go with what I knew. Big
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  Speaker 1: word Monday gonna be hard on me. Go ahead, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that. I don't think any more responses
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  Speaker 1: will be with big words because comedy. To go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: The Eastern egg Hunt Committee has a major problem. As
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: you know, brother Thaddeus Radcliffe, who worked at the veterinary clinic,
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  Speaker 1: browed eggs from his job and they are now mixed
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  Speaker 1: up with the regular eggs. So he brought snake eggs,
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  Speaker 1: alligator eggs, I speak eggs, and supposed to be fifteen
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  Speaker 1: penguin eggs. How do you want to handle it? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I say go ahead and let them. Don't say nothing
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  Speaker 1: to the kids. But I'll tell you what though you
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  Speaker 1: can't a mags and you don't eat them all to
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  Speaker 1: day being surprised for you. Somewhere in the week, you're
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: gonna look up and be Aguada walking around your house.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna like it him. So uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know whether what you can't do it till
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  Speaker 1: the black people that could be a potential lizard in
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  Speaker 1: the house or snake that you can't do it. So
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  Speaker 1: just let it. Let let let sleeping dogs lie, deacon,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll deal with it as it comes. Get all,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: get a pet a pet retrieval service number ready, you
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  Speaker 1: know how you call like the people that handle snakes
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: and everything that ain't gonna bother it's a snake. They're
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: gonna get loosing black that's what you need doing. But
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: that peck wood and people ain't got no speed and
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  Speaker 1: can't hide the good. Yeah, don't worry about the snake,
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  Speaker 1: can't get snaking lizard in the black people house. Might
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  Speaker 1: will might will have a bank robber with a gun
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: sitting in the past. Yeah, alright, moving along past. We
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  Speaker 1: have a big issue with Big Red cos we agreed
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  Speaker 1: that he would play Christ in the church play, but
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: the cross keep breaking due to his weight. He can't
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  Speaker 1: we can't keep him on the cross path to e
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  Speaker 1: and how defaust say they don't have any wood that
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  Speaker 1: can hold it? What did you want to deal? Just
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: let everybody walk up to the front and look down
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  Speaker 1: on him and do their lines from there. Yeah, because
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: he ain't Christ nowhere, we ain't fit to look up
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  Speaker 1: to it. Look, it ain't high looking, It ain't who
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  Speaker 1: who won't about down in front of big, big a
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  Speaker 1: redel Now, if he gonna be the Christ, then you
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  Speaker 1: know we're gonna do. We're gonna do it all. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what we'll do. We're gonna do uh, carry
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  Speaker 1: on the resurrection scene after we're gonna just do add
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  Speaker 1: on them and then take Dale off the cross down there,
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  Speaker 1: get him out there. Yeah, just did you do it
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  Speaker 1: like that? Because he he who? He don't look a
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  Speaker 1: like who I think he is? All right, I'm sorry
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: right on that. Well, I'm just saying Red ain't fit
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  Speaker 1: to play here. We all don't like people playing the role.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah that is. But you're the one came in here
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  Speaker 1: went to complaint. I'm just trying to work it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: get ready for this next one. Passed that go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: Special guests doing the Eastern Service for my understanding. Justice
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  Speaker 1: smiling and R. Kelly would be singing that you at
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: this Eastern Sanding, they say the spirit has moved them
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  Speaker 1: to sing we fall down, but we we but and
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  Speaker 1: I know not to comment on that one. Next, that's
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  Speaker 1: not only a church complaint, that's a church closed, right,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: So Motown is gonna retract from that, and lip let
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  Speaker 1: the ignorance of death jail stand on his own. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we're more brutiful, brutiful you all right, listen coming out
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour Entertainment News, right after
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: the Jeez you're listening to morning show. In today's entertainment news,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: let's start off with the weekend box office report. The
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: movie Little, starring Marseille Martin and executive produced by Marseille Martin,
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  Speaker 1: Regina Hall, and Issa ray Um, was number two at
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  Speaker 1: the weekend box office, bringing in fifteen point five million dollars.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: That's really good. Yeah, yeah, Carlo, you and Tasha went
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  Speaker 1: to see If You Took the Baby. Yes, I took
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Tasha and two of her friends. It was so good, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: The movie was hilarious, funny, uplifting, inspirational. We just had
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  Speaker 1: a good time. It was really really cool. I enjoyed it,
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  Speaker 1: and it's good, so cool to see all of the
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  Speaker 1: sisters on screen behind the scenes, female black director, it
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  Speaker 1: was yeah yeah, black girl man Yeah and Will Packer Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: love too Productions. Yeah. How did Tash like it? Tasha,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: she loved it. She loved it. All of her friends.
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  Speaker 1: They had popcorn, the ICs, they were just cracking up.
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  Speaker 1: They had a good time. But they all love Marseille. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: from black role model. Huh to the girl. So we
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  Speaker 1: enjoyed it. We had fun. Oh good, Okay, Yeah, y'all
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  Speaker 1: gonna see it. If you haven't seen it. Everybody listening,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: go support. We gotta scort our movie. That's right, all right.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: In other entertainment news Weekend, Coachella Festival kicked off this
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  Speaker 1: past Friday. Donald Glover we know him as Childish Gambino.
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  Speaker 1: He told Coachella attendees to put your phones down because
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: he was trying to give them something special. Uh. He
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: also paid tribute to Nipsey Hustle. Other performers included Janelle
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  Speaker 1: Monet and interest Elba. You know he was the DJ, right,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: DJ big Driss Uh that's his name, DJA Big Dress
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  Speaker 1: on the ones. I don't care what his name is
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it, Okay, okay. He was
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  Speaker 1: playing house music. He was really excited about doing this.
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  Speaker 1: He's been talking about this all year, being the DJ
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  Speaker 1: at Coachella. Yeah, and grand Day the kids love her,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, the headliner headline. Did they have service on Sunday?
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  Speaker 1: Oh like Kanye. Yeah yeah, it's coming this weekend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Easter Sunday. Oh yeah, this Easter weekend? Right, yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is uh what this is? Palm Sunday? Yesterday with palm
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Yesterday was Sunday? All right? Last year, you remember Coachella,
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  Speaker 1: Beyonce yep weekend, h weekend? Uh huh yeah yeah, have
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: you ever been Steve no Ye another I've never heard
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  Speaker 1: of I mean I've been hearing about it for years,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: but no, I mean I never had heard of it.
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  Speaker 1: In two last year, I've never been. I just want
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: to see what it's all about. Yeah yeah. It's just
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: out in big open yeah field and just yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: a desert time of situation. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I guess that the year ago was last year? Huh huh?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I mean this year too, because Ariana Grande is hot.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: She's so hot, she's trademarking, thank you next. Yeah, really, yeah,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: really yeah. She loved grand and that's one of her songs,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: so you know, she's trademarking it. She's going to come
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  Speaker 1: out with I guess a lot of gear and stuff.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: We're that on there, thank you, next, thank you? What
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: does that mean? She was singing about her boyfriend? Oh,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: thank you next next? Yeah, wow, we pass you Okay,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I guess all that kind of stuff. Yeah, she's cute. Yeah,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: she is really cute. She's such a cute girl. All right, Steve,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Time for the headlines, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Anne Tripp,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, everybody, and here we are. This
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: is and Troop with the news on this Monday morning.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: American Airline says is extending the grounding of its fleet
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: of Boeing seven thirty seven Max Jets through the middle
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: of August. At least about one hundred fifteen flights a
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: day going to be canceled through August nineteenth. Southwest Airlines,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: which operates the largest fleet of Max Jets by the way,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: says it'll extend the grounding of its planes until August fifth. Boeing, meanwhile,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: says it's still working on a software fix for the
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: grounded planes after two deadly crashes took place within the
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: last six months. There's yet another Democratic hat in the
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: upcoming presidential stakes. Over the weekend, South Bend, Indiana's mayor
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: made it official. My name is. They called me Mayy Pete.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I'm a proud son of South Bend, Indiana, and i
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: am running for president of the United States. And they say,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: thirty seven year old announces platform of freedom, security and democracy.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: By the way, if elected, Buddha Judge would be the
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: youngest and first openly gay presidential president of the United States.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: By the way, get this. A Republican lawmaker in Illinois
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: wants to see the city Chicago separated from the rest
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: of the state as its own state. CD Davis Meyers
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: said he wants to make the third largest city in
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Illinois separate state because of the huge influence he says
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Shytown has in state politics. Davis Meyers says he's frustrated
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  Speaker 1: with what he sees as city focused policies that can
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: steer economic opportunity away from rural areas. Nevertheless, the measure
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: of seen as having absolutely no chance of passaging the
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Democratic control legislative. Okay, Today's tax day in case you're
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: feeling to pinch, either because of the tax money you've
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: had to send to Uncle Sam or because of the
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: money you're used to getting back that you're not getting
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: back this year. Think about this. According to Yahoo, looks
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: like the new Republican backed to tax structure very very
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: kind to big business, imposing the lowest corporate tax rate
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: since nineteen forty seven. For instance, they say Amazon, which
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: made an estimate eleven billion dollars with a B last year,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: pay zero in taxes, and that things are basically the
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: same for other huge corporations like Delta Airlines and Chevron
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: and Netflix and General Motors. Aren't you happy anyway? A
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Researchers say that smiling a lot could be a bad
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: for your health. Here's why. Researchers depends stay say, after
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: studying drinking habits of people who work with the public
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: a lot and find that those are regularly expected to
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: fake or amplify their positive emotions, in other words, laughing,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: smile a lot, engage in heavier drinking after work than
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: people who didn't have to provide so cool service with
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: a smile. Oh well, Tiger Wood smiling he won his
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: fifth Master's golf tourney over the weekend, holding off the
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: rest of the best golfers in the world to make
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: a one shot win. It's Tiger's fifteenth tournament win overall,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and it marks a real comeback for Woods from career
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: threatening back problems. He said he just couldn't even move.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: It was so bad for him at one point. And
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: finally tops to the box office for the second week
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: in a row, Shazam and my powers throw through. You say, okay,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: say it had brought another twenty five meal. Now back
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening, right, Steve,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Let's talk again about the goat the greatest of all times,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Tiger Woods. He won the Masters yesterday, was down two
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: thousand and five the Masters. Yet the majority of people
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: haven't won in any yea Masters or any other maner. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: this dude is really really the greatest golfer of all times. Now,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: you know, they saying Jack Nicholas because he won eighteen Majors,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: and you got to get a man his dude. But
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: golf was different back then. It was a different equipment,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: which made Jack Nicholas a great golfer also, but also
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: it was a different competition all these dudes can play golf, man.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: All these boys can golf man. And Tiger came along
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: and started playing at a level that they had not
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: seen before. Tiger been doing shots, man and doing stuff.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: You know, man, because they change golf courses, golf courses
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: are more difficult now. All right, well, take a listen
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: to this. Take a listen. But here it is the
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: return to glory. Wow. Wow, it's still not a golfer
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: in the history of golf that has moved the sport
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: the way he has. The crowds that come to see
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: this man, it's unlike anything ever before. Jack Nicholas an
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: O Palmer included. He introduced so many people of color
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: to the game of golf. Golf has color in it.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Not because of Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods exist because of
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Lee Elder, because of Calvin Pete, because of Thorpe, Jim Thorpe,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: you know, because of two great brothers. But these guys
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: that he stood on the shoulders of to become who
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: he is, because they were playing when they wouldn't even
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: let him stay in hotels around Augusta, when they wouldn't
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: even let black people play at Augusta. There's a there's
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: a golf course in Bermuda. What Tiger was refused to
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: be allowed to play in Bermuda? Yeah, and he puts
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: so many people of color into the game of golf.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I would have never bought no clubs if it wasn't
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: for Tiger Woods twenty two years ago. Wow. All right, well,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: congratulations once again to Tiger Woods. Coming up next to
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: thirty four after the hour. Today is tax Day, guys
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  Speaker 1: and white What Yeah, White House Press secretary that Congress
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: is not smart enough to look at mister Trump's tax returns.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: All right, we're coming back right after this. You're listening
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Today's tax Day, and before we
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: get to Steve's number one tax tip, take a listen
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  Speaker 1: to White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders when she told
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Fox News that this Congress is not smart enough to
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: look through President Trump's tax records. Wow, this is all
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: about political partisanship. This is a dangerous, dangerous road. And frankly, Chris,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think Congress, particularly not this group of congressmen
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: and women are smart enough to look through the thousands
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: of pages that I would assume that President Trump's taxes
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: will be. My guess is most of them don't do
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: their own taxes, and I certainly don't trust them to
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: look through the decades of success that the president has
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: and determine anything. He's filled out hundreds of pages in
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: a financial disclosure form. Have you fogged your taxes yet?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I'm almost finished in the process. Couple days. I'm asking
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: for a next junsion. Okay, Sarah, thank you for what
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: her boss says? A file? Why she Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: no no, no, y'all do under stay. He didn't file, well,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: not to file, you know what I mean. He's filed,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: but won't show him. He's not going to show them. Yeah,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: you're not going. You can subpoena them, and they're not gonna.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: It's not that you're not smart enough. It's that you
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: won't believe what he's done to pay, the amount of
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: taxes that he's paid to which he has paid based
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: on the amount of money he's earned. It's just gonna
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: be mind boggling. They cannot let you see that. And
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: he ain't still getting ordered it. Yeah, she really really did,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: especially the fresh crop of men and women. Yeah talking
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: about Yeah, Yeah, she sounds a little more aggressive now too,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: after that Mulla report came. Oh they're gonna get out
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: of now. I want you to understand something. She better
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: have her stuff together, because I can promise you what
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be saying that. Okay, we okay, we can't
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: figure out here. Well, let's look at your we'll see.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: The House Democrats have given the Trump administration a hard
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: deadline of April twenty three to turn over the president's
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: tax returns now. According to the White House Ways and
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Means Committee the House Ways and Means Committee, under a
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: tax code, the committee chairperson can ask the I R
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: S for any taxpayers returns, and the Treasury Department shall
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: furnish them. Well, let's gonna be interesting. Yeah it will.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: But now what are we gonna do because you can't
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: indict a sitting president and he's probably done nothing illegal.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: He's just used some loopholes. Y'all ain't gonna believe. I
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna believe it either. Let me just put myself
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: in that group tooth because the taxes I'm paying help
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: me Jesus. Well, Father God, Since it is tax Day,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: the last day to file your taxes or to file
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: for an extension, what is your tax tip for us
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: for today. Dear, pay your damn tax. This is all
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: the Pay your damn tax. Don't play with these people.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: These people are the only people who ain't got to
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: ask you nothing. They can garnashe your wages, or they
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: put the freeze on your account. And I got news
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: for you. When they put the frieze on the account
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: and you get scared and you cam the money down.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Now it's stay frozen for six more weeks. Oh, they
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: don't unfreezing today. You pay the money. Listen to me.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, they take stay damn time. They
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: punish you. Wow, man, don't don't hey, listen to me, y'all.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Don't don't play with the Yeah, you can't file it tomorrow,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: then just file an extension. Get an extension, and then
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: you will have until October file your damn taxi man,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: But hey, you hate them damn people. Tomorm he's speaking
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: from experience, from his heart. Let's just stay from it.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: He uh huh, from the bottom of it, Tommy, Tommy
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Strange one hundred. He keeping it. Yeah, what my time, Stephen, Kay,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: someone is just joining us this very moment. A tax tip,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: your tax tip, ask me for Okay, So Steve Um.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Today's tax day. Can you give us a tax tip
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: for Hey? You damn all right? The nephew is up
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: next with today's break phone call. Right after this, you're
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: listening to show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes. It's my strawberry letter for today.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Subject Grandpa is lonely and needs some loving. But right
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us? Now? My refrigerator, My refrigerator.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: That's wrong, my refrigerator. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: out mister please, miss This is Jackson. I'm the driver, man,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I'm actually the delivery guy that's bringing you refrigerator over
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: the day. Okay, what's going on? Okay, listen. I know
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: we had a window that was from eight to twelve
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: this morning. It's eleven thirty now, so we run a
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: little bit behind schedule. Man. We have some problems at
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: the yard getting everything loaded up. Man, come on, man,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: you killing me. I can't y'all y'all running behind. We're
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: a little bit behind schedule. Man, We're gonna have we
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: we'll beat up somewhere between twelve and four. Oh, come on, Man,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: y'all known do better than that, now, I understand sir,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: honest man. Actually it's actually I got a man. I
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: got all my food in here and coolers and stuff. Man,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I got every where. I mean, so, I mean, what's
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Y'all ain't got the refrigerator. I'm
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out. No. No, we loaded up. You know,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: we just had some problems. I think one of the
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: fourth lifts went out, and you know, it kind of
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: pushed us back. So that four hour wonder we had
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: from eight to twelve, man just got ruined. And now
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: we're pushing things from our twelve to four. So between
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: twelve and four, man, we would definitely be there. Y'all
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: don't have to be brothers than man I spoke to yesterday. Actually,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: the warehouse supervisor, he's actually out today. He's not here,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: So he's not here. Yeah, Man, Yeah, I'm supposed work
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: here one. You said, y'all are gonna be here til
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: in between twelve and four, i'mupposed to do it work here.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: We want to Clark, I understand it, man. I greatly apologize. Man,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: this rarely happens, and it just so happened. This morning
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: and Forkliph was down and we had a lot of
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: stuff to load up. You know, we got I got
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: ten refrigerators on this true, man, and one of them
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: is definitely yours, sir. So I'm definitely gonna be getting
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: into you as soon as I can't, man y'all. So
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: so man, yea, I'm pushing it. I'm supposed to be work,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: and you know I scheduled everything, yes, around this, because
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to. You know, I gotta have a refrigerator
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: aunt on my food and stuff and in the kitchen
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: and whatnot. I refrigerator went out. Did the refrigerator went out?
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Is that what happened? Yeah, it's very so did. I
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: mean I hadn't had it for quite some time, which
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: you know, so it's just amount of time for we'll
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: go out. So I try to go even get the newest,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: you know, right. That's why. Well, now I can scared you.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I can scaredu you next week sometime if you want
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: me to. I mean, I can't act can afford that
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: we're gonna pay for this food. As I got to
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: hear all over the floor to me, let me get
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: the hustler. Man, see if I can move as quick
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: as I can. But twelve to four is the window man.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I apologize, mister, we'll be that man.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna be that what you're
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: refrigerated day. Okay, okay, So so when you when you
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: on your way, how about I want you to call
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: me and let me know that you on your way
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: so I know what's going on. We don't know. We
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: don't know him to call when we're on our way.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: We just come on in and get some things. Shut up.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't call not? You just
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: called me just now, didn't. Yeah, like I said, the
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: problem is on us, man, I give you a call
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: when we're around. Okay, okay, I appreciate that. Now you
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: said twere you said between tleventh four? Now ye yes, sir,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: tween twelve and four. We definitely be that. We got
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: you on the truck man. Okay, I don't want I
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: don't want more, miss man. No, No, we got you.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: We got you. We'll see you in a minute. Man,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: all right, they care Hello, miss This is Jackson again,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: the delivery guy man with refrigerator. Well yeah, listen, listen,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: batt man. We run into a few more problems here. Man,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: it looks like we're probably not gonna get that refrigerator
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: out till tomorrow. Sometimes you said your whole you said,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: what we run into a few more problems, man, it
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: looks like we're probably not gonna get that refrigerator out
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: to tomorrow. Into a few more problems, a few more
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: problems like what s we got some problems with some
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: um some more delivers we got just with all the
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: delivers we got it just don't see, we're gonna make
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: it on your side of town to bear to get
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: this thing taken. You're not gonna make it on my
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: side of town. What is that? You? You? You decide
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: you want to take my money when I pay for
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: when I paid for, but you're gonna tell me you
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: don't and you ain't gonna make it on my side
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: of town. Well, well, we can definitely get out there
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: to morrow. Man, we definitely can't get out there the
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: mar I can't. I can't have him out of here tomorrow.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I got chicken and beef and uh and man briscuited
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: all over here, my bloke, and you go to him.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: You can't make it in here, just the marrow just that,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: uh you you ain't got no answers for me on
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: that I understand. No, No, I don't. I don't think
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: you understand. So because I got sitting, I got food
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: and ice and city in here and coolers all over
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: the floor of my kitchen. You're gonna tell me that
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I did just you can't make it any here to
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: the marrow with with with refrigerator. Hell, because because you
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you you you you yelling on the back of Ram
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: yesterday the word that is I know you spoke about
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I told him yesterday I had to have my work
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: at one o'clock. I told him that I send that
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: you gotta ad refrigerator your own time because I gotta
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: grass my work. Well, I said, I don't talk to
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: unimo like I said, so not working today, He's not
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: he's not into there in charge. Well, actually the lady
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: name one that's actually in charge when Larry leaves. But uh,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if I saw mom. But but you,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: REGGI you what are y'all doing over there? Now? I
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have it there. It was between I took
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: out my job for y'all had a refrigerator. I'm here
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: at home and now you called me back, and so
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: all I can tell you is we're gonna be there tomorrow. Okay,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth, don't you know?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: You know what you refrigerator? Sorry, y'all you take that refrigerator,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: so you stick there, refigerator. I don't want to know more.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have put this school in my neighbor refrigerator
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go give me another from somewhere else
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: because you playing around. Ain't got time for your men, sir.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I don't know if that's refundable.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: You know what you mean you don't know is refund
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: when you got time. You're gonna take my money and
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me that I can't have my money back.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: You can't get my fridgerd on your time, sir. Listen,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: there's one more thing I need to talk to say
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: to me because okay, but I have one more thing
• 51:10
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• 51:11
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• 52:00
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• 54:03
  Speaker 1: next the Strawberry Letters subject Grandpa is lonely and needs
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: some love, and we'll get into it right after this.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now
• 54:14
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• 54:17
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• 54:30
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• 54:37
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• 54:40
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. Subject Grandpa is lonely and
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: needs some loving. Dear Steve and Shirley, I'm a forty
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: two year old married woman and my seventy six year
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: old father in law moved in with us after his
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: wife died last year. He was very depressed, so we
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: thought it would help if he came to live with
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: us and be surrounded by family. We have two teens,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: a boy and a girl, and they have enjoyed having
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: their grandfather in the house. But there's just one issue.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Now that my father in law is a widower, he
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: pleases himself almost every night, and he is very loud
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: about it. He's the he's the come on, I gotta
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: get through this guy. He's in the guest bedroom right
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: next to our master bedroom, and we are not sure
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: exactly what he's doing in there, but we certainly don't
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: want to hear it most nights. Most nights around eleven
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: PM or so, we hear the bed squeaking, he's moaning,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and occasionally he will curse out loud. I think he's
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: so loud because he's he's hearing is bad and he
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: has no idea how loud he is. The kids have
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: told us that they hear strange noises at night, but
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: we told them that his grandpa's TV up too loud.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I know this poor old man maybe still morning his
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: wife and he may not be ready to date yet,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: but he needs to start taking care of his business
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: during the day while the kids are at school and
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: we're at work. I told my husband that we need
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: to address this issue, and I suggested that my husband
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: do it man to man, son to father, but he
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: said he's not going to do it. He does not
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: want to embarrass his dad or make him feel unwelcome.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe I can encourage my father in law to get
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: out more and hope that he can meet a nice
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: single woman, or should I just let it go and
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: hope that my husband will handle this. I need this
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: to stop. Please help, oh temmy. You know people ask
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: us that all the time, as if we make these up.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I can't make this stuff up, can you, Steve? All? Right?
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Here we go? I just you know, I wouldn't know
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: how in the world to broach the subject if this
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: were my father and on my house doing this. I mean,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: even if it was in my own home, I really
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: wouldn't know. I mean, I think you did the best
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: thing by asking your husband his son to talk to
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: his dad about it. But he says he's not gonna
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: do it. You know this, He probably is embarrassed too,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: and he says he doesn't want to embarrass his dad.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: But I mean, is it really that loud? You can
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: hear the bed squeaking, you can hear him cursing and stuff.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I guess if the rooms are so close and the
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: walls are so thin, gee, and the kids here too,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: they hear strange noises. Somebody's got to do something. And
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: if your husband's too ashamed or whatever it is to
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: talk to his own dad, you're the woman of the house. Uh,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: you know. I encourage you too, you know, encourage him
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: to meet some women, a nice single woman and you know,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: start dating and stuff. I know it's it's soon, it's
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: been a year, but maybe he can, you know, go
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: out with you guys and meet someone, or have some
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: people introduce him to their single parents and and things
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: like that. Grandparents. But um, wow, this is major and
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: I have no idea what to tell you because I
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: don't know what I would do in this situation. Honestly,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't steve you. Well, it ain't major. I can
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: tell you that bone. Let me having this right here
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: because I ain't got brod see you tippy toeing, Ronie
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: because you don't know what to do. Well, seventy six
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: been wife died and he's real depressed and got said,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: and y'all feel sorry for him, So y'all asking the move.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: And the grandkids love having papa. It's just a real
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: night and and everything. You know, you got two team
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: boys and a girl. They just love having their grandfather
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: in the house. Well, the problem is he's a widow though,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: and you know she just died, uh man, yeah, last year,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: last year, So you know, here trying to work through
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: a couple of things, and y'all in game against bed
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: room right next to the master. Then you say, we're
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: not exactly sure what he's doing in there, but we
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: certainly don't want to hear it. Well, then you must
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: know what's going on. You ain't showing what he's doing there.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: You just ain't showing how he doing it. You know
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: what the hell going on? You grown? Because it's grown,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: folk ladder. You just said he was in that pleasure
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: in himself in that pop now seventy six, which makes
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: me sit up because I'm going at seventy six that
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: you mean to tell me that the possibilities is still there.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Hallelujah for this strawberry lead up. I got something to
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: look forward to. I ain't mad at your pop handle
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: your business. You can't find somebody you be who you
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: need them to be up sitting up there, man man,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: every night, most nights, most nights round eleven, you hear
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: the bed squeaking. Now that's y'all's fault. Y'all put him
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: in that brag of ass bed. Your new problem is coming.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: The first thing you need to do now is get
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: that box spraying out of there, to fix them slats
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: or something, and get that new phone, mattress that ain't
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: got all that squeaking that that's this y'all fault. Then
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: he's moaning, and occasionally he will cuss out loud. You
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: got to, oh boy, you have to God be up putting.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I bought him about come on with this? What girl?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: You better? He's by himself, sprang man can get on
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: my last neer man. Come on, man, we bought the
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: brock the brack girl. You in what you good? Lord?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Good clock? Mom? Rabbit really really really father? Oh man?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Look two of Steve's crazy coming up into a three
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: after the hour subject Grandpa is lonely and needs some
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: loving right after this. You're listening, all right, So come on, Steve,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Let's recap today strawberry letter Grandpa. He's fixing the loneliness.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Though lonel been a widow year and a half. Wife died,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: He moved in with his son, daughter in law. Grandkids
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: is at the two teenage boys and the daughter. And
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: now they gave him the room night next to them
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: with his ragged ass bed. Now most nights, well that
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: when the bed is quaker, Most nights round leven o'clock,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: some start happening in that room and they're having trouble
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: understanding it. What's happening in his they say, She says
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: she don't know what's going on. Right. Then she turned
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: right around say here in that pleasure to himself, which
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: I early it gave me a lot of hope because
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sixty two and you know that this man is
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: in here alone at seventy six and it's still popping.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: I'm really happy for this latter. There's a lot of
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: people out there listening to this radio showble on exactly
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: because they having trouble. Way folks had me sick. He
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: in that letting no have it. Now. The problem is
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: they can hear. They can hear he lowed with it. Yeah,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: and he's starting to cuss. Kah this you better, Oh Lord,
• 1:03:43
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• 1:04:00
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Show. All right, Steve. Last
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  Speaker 1: night was the very first episode of the final season
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  Speaker 1: of Game of Thrones. I'm happy, I'm sad, I'm happy
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  Speaker 1: it's back. I'm sad this is the last season. The
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  Speaker 1: season will have just six episodes, so the final six, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: only six. The final four of them will clock in
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  Speaker 1: at about eighty minutes each though, So Steve, we're we're
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  Speaker 1: asking you, because you're so good at this, to give
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  Speaker 1: us your season predictions, how it's all gonna end and
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  Speaker 1: what do you think see it last night? So here's
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  Speaker 1: what's going to happen. Okay, first problem, they got the deal,
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  Speaker 1: did damn dragon? They didnt drug factors? Water with these
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  Speaker 1: blue eyes couldn't be Molehill and you can count and
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  Speaker 1: the little white girl that control that, the mama the
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  Speaker 1: dragon CLESI, Yeah, no, no, that's Cleisi. Yeah, Coalezie gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to get her act together because she's gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to do some real mama talk to this damn dragon
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  Speaker 1: call the crazy dead people is running things now, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the big skeleton asked people and they're coming in here
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  Speaker 1: and then you can kill them, but they die and
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  Speaker 1: they come back. So I don't know what the hell
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen. But anyway, first thing first, you got to
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  Speaker 1: start dealing with this damn dragon. Then we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to get some type of unity form within all these people, though.
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  Speaker 1: The wild is gonna have to get with the gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to get with the with the queen with the
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  Speaker 1: short hair that don't like Yeah, that don't like the
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  Speaker 1: other group of people. What's the other lady name? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she don't like her, but they don't. She don't know
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  Speaker 1: that all hell coming you mess with the white girl
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  Speaker 1: got them dragon, right, and so the girl with the
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  Speaker 1: short hair gonna had to size up. Yeah, she gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to come on. Now her brother with the one
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  Speaker 1: arm that ain't got that got that gold hand. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: instead of been trying to sleep with her. Somebody gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to sleep with that boy soon. Yeah. Yeah, but listen, Timmy,
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  Speaker 1: don't nobody know it though. See, don't nobody really know
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  Speaker 1: they no couple, right, So now everything he got that
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  Speaker 1: gold fake hand that's made out of brass. Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to do something now. Now the other one
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  Speaker 1: they got the size of car. They got to get
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  Speaker 1: the big white girl that's a guard, the big the
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  Speaker 1: big guard that to whoop most of me in ass.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, they got to get home the right side. Now.
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  Speaker 1: The little white girl that got throwed out the family
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  Speaker 1: and everything that they came back and went to the
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  Speaker 1: little dead people college. Yeah, they had all the little
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  Speaker 1: heads up in the holes all that. She gonna be
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  Speaker 1: reckoned with two because she just now got back to
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  Speaker 1: the house. A girl now a damn hound. You thought
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  Speaker 1: the hound is dead, but he been got healed, defendn't
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  Speaker 1: come back. I think hound gonna mess around being one
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  Speaker 1: of them damn dragons, and y'all ain't gonna know what
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  Speaker 1: to do. Then hounds anything that one of them drags
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  Speaker 1: because he nice to know, damn. But so you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to deal with him. And then you got that
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  Speaker 1: man that's in love with the Mama dragon, the dude
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna that's slowly turned into the rock dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he coming back now he gonna he gonna kill itself
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  Speaker 1: for that white girl because he'd do anything for her.
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  Speaker 1: He healed, Yeah, he's healed. Now oh oh oh she
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  Speaker 1: I ain't know that now. Some of them coalsive people.
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  Speaker 1: They cold. You need them to win. This wall gets
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  Speaker 1: to whitening car because they ain't scared, no damn. But
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  Speaker 1: they can horseback, ride backwards with no damn side, so
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  Speaker 1: you gonna have hair on the pay. Yeah, so I'll
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  Speaker 1: just let you know you need him in. They can
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  Speaker 1: ride a horse back with bad back. But on the
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  Speaker 1: other damn way, ain't got a brain or nothing. They
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  Speaker 1: hand just smacking the horse on the ass, just riding.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what they if you haven't mentioned Terran though,
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  Speaker 1: you know I ain't got to that part getting out
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  Speaker 1: a little man Tyran, big ass head. Ye. Now, when
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  Speaker 1: he come, he gonna end up running everything that's called. See,
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  Speaker 1: he gonna end up running everything and win it all in.
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  Speaker 1: When it all in, Tien is gonna be quint Keen
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  Speaker 1: with about four tall women, asked queen, come on, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't mad at it. He packing, so he gonna have
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  Speaker 1: him cause he called a little man, be bringing it.
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  Speaker 1: Keep being that, frying to bake him to win me
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  Speaker 1: extra Crispi, keep you taking orders. I can't extra Chris
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  Speaker 1: me like a curl up on the end, get rid
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  Speaker 1: from putting on your toes. And that's what's gonna happen
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: on Game of Thrones. Wait wait, John john snow gonna
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  Speaker 1: die for real this time. Ye ain't gonna beating him more,
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  Speaker 1: damn coming back. He's nice. Now he gonna hook up though,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me, he gonna be he gonna be fine
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  Speaker 1: with he gonna hook up with little Maid. Yeah together, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: because they are right day, the two with the most sense. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna work together. Thank you for that. Wow, somebody
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  Speaker 1: that ain't seen that much of it. Point though, tell
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  Speaker 1: you what, no what, just just know that I know
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  Speaker 1: what what I know was real. Now, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you one thing gonna happen. Okay, just noticed right here.
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  Speaker 1: But the mama are the dragons. You're gonna convince the
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  Speaker 1: other dragon and come on back. I believe that, I
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  Speaker 1: really really really do believe. Yeah yeah, yeah about the
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  Speaker 1: white walk the dragon, the other dragon gonna go at
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  Speaker 1: his ass real hard about that, mama. Oh, ok thank,
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  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen me? Is you know how dragon feel
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  Speaker 1: about your mother? Tell you what I think gonna happen
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  Speaker 1: with the drag him with the blue fire, gonna mess
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  Speaker 1: around to fry somebody real close to him. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: gonna see the herd on the faith and they're gonna
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: get ready to fry Hull, but he gonna turn around
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: the spin and gonna fry damn White Wise. Yeah, that
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: would be a perfect ending. Se Yeah, he gonna turn around,
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  Speaker 1: fry all of them, and then then they're gonna get
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: that blue spirit and kill him. Yeah, he gonna die,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: and then the other dragon and the mama gonna be
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  Speaker 1: over that crime. Yeah. I'm happy. I'm sad though I'm
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: happy it's back, but I'm gonna be sad when it leaves,
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  Speaker 1: all right, yeah, yeah, all right. Coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, guys from golf to basketball, Junior
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  Speaker 1: is here with the NBA playoffs down right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Junior? What you got NBA playoffs?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go oh my god. Well, you know, we didn't
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  Speaker 1: really watch the NBA playoffs early. Uh huh didn't watch yeah,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: because Tiger was winning, right, we had to watch tight.
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  Speaker 1: But we do have some games tonight, Uncle Tommy, just
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: trying to fall out. What's going on here? Man? That
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: ain't no Cleveland. We know, ain't no Cleveland, but just
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  Speaker 1: breaking down every yeah, and they had to say that,
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  Speaker 1: we tell you clean. I don't know how you feel.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be the Brown's gonna be for the Cavalier,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: but it ain't no Cleveland. But other than that, though,
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  Speaker 1: we still have Brooklyn and Philly and Brooklyn. Can you
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  Speaker 1: bleed this? Brooklyn beat Philly one of them one on
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  Speaker 1: two man, Yeah, there's one. This is changed your prediction
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  Speaker 1: for that series though? What's change boy? This thing? What
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  Speaker 1: did you talking about? Phillip coming They lost at home?
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  Speaker 1: They lost at home. No, no Milwaukee coming out the East.
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  Speaker 1: You can if they lost at home the one game,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: what's y'all what's y'all crime for? But it's it's it
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: changes the game when it happens. Yeah, it changed how
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: you play y'all so young? Yeah, but they lost by nine,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: like they just lost. They loll by nine, nine or one?
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  Speaker 1: What difference they make? You lost nine o one? You
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: think they feel better if they lost by one? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: do you think Brooklyn would be talking about trash if
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  Speaker 1: they won by one? I'm just a lost fell It's
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  Speaker 1: just you know, man, get a grip. They're gonna be fine.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna see. But I can't. Can I tell you
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  Speaker 1: how much I don't care? Right? Because why why you
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: don't care? Called Cleveland? Ain't? Ain't know why clean? Ain't it?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Called Lebron left? You know why Lebron left? Because you
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: went to them damn Lakers? Like I tell him not too,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: asked him quick, what's going on out here? I ain't
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: been a Laker fan since Shot left? Oh man, but
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: that damn black um who that wasn't wasn't the reason
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Shot left? No? Not everybody said, but Shelly stopped and
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: stop doing gossip. It's gonna love him. There's a reasonable hope.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: We didn't treat me right, that's why he left, all right?
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  Speaker 1: All right? We got the number seven seed. Orlando and
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Toronto playing the night Man. This this is crazy. That's
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  Speaker 1: a series. Don't nobody don't like about Moorland than one
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Orlando and Toronto. Why they don't care about it? Called
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: a Toronto? But who who washed you around? Drake? Okay,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: Drake d that's funny. They have the least amount of
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  Speaker 1: celebrities that so so Drake the oldest celebrity at the thrond.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't seen anymore. But down keep you Houston. They're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do something. We're gonna We're gonna Houston gonna play
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Golden State in the next round. Yeah, it's gonna be
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: a little different. Yeah, And I hope. I hope Houston
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  Speaker 1: beat them. I really do. Yeah. If if, if Chris
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  Speaker 1: Paul can, if Chris Hall has been healthy last year,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: many I think they could have got him last year.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody really scared this year though, they have started looking
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: like the Warriors of old. So wow, okay, explain this
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: would be the player tonight? Now, San Antonio up one
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: game Old Denver. How does Greg Papavis have no name,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: playoff and still winning. He's a great coach, and they
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: buy into the system. They buy into the system. Man.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: But once again, this is a series don't nobody care about.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something, man, it's really not great
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: series going on right now. Houston and Denver is about
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: the series that people will watch, Houston and Utah. I'm sorry, yeah,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: because right like right now, man, the playoffs. It's too
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: early right now for basketball then play They did some
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: games in that East game, you know, come on, let's
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: just get on down to the conference finals. That's all.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: And I'm on a natural Tiger Woods high. So I'm good. Yeah, man,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: I'm so good. Man. I'm so good with Tiger winning, man,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: because they counted him out. They did. But you know, man,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: I hate the way golf did him when he got
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: caught with them chicks. I hate the way Golf did
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: his scam. But I hate because the golfers the Corey
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: paid and it's what they were saying out loud. I'm
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: ashamed of him. Oh man, I can't stand when another
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: man jump on a man like that about that, like
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: you so damn self righteous, like like like like the
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: thought they ever crossed show man, Oh you just didn't
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: get caught. Oh man, now, look is it? Is it right?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: What he did it? Hell? Now, did that girl have
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: every right to bust him windows out with that seven nine? Yell?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: Got all that, But the way, but the way that
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: the golfer's actor by acting about it, it's what kind
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: of ticked me off, you know. And then they loved
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: seeing him down because then they finally had a chance
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: to win a tournament because when Tiger was in, it
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: was just who was playing for a second, and so
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: they really never rallied around him. A couple of a
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: couple of people stayed by his side and was cool
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: with him, you know, Jason Day, you know what the
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: file of Bubba Watson. They was cool with him, you know,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: but a lot of the man turned their back on him.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's what he gets and they love Yeah. Oh yeah,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Nike stayed with him because they cause it, cause it
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: cause it yesterday. They knew him. We leave it. We
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: ain't going to know. I mean the president from former
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: President Obama tweeted about him, Nike tweeted, Serena Williams tweeted,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: Trump tweeted about Oh really what did he say, well,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: you know, just congratulating. He knows. Hey, but let me
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: tell you something. Trump is a golfer. He got all
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: them golf courses. He knows who that boy is. He
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: know who that boy is. And man, I had an
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: interesting show. I had Van Jones on my show and
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: it was really really interesting, which we had time talk
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: about that. Well, all right, you can always make time. Yeah,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: it's your show. When you want to talk when just
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: tell us all right, We'll be back with more of
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this, like you're
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: listening show. Well. Atlanta's Morehouse College announced this weekend that
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: it would begin admitting transgender students who identify as mail
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: starting in the fall semester of next year. The move
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: comes as part of its new gender identity admissions and
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: matriculation policy. It also follows in the footsteps of neighboring
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Spellman College and All Female University, which rolled out a
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: similar policy for transgender women back in twenty seventeen. Wow,
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: so they're catching up with Spellman basically and letting everyone in. Yeah,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: and I think it's cool. Whoever want to education should
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: be allowed to get an education. That's right. It don't matter, man. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I do think what's going to have to happen is
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  Speaker 1: you're going to have when you have that rooms and
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  Speaker 1: you just get assigned rooms. You know, you got to
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  Speaker 1: have some situations, but where people have to be okay
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  Speaker 1: with it because people don't get along for various reasons. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your room change all that. So that's gonna happen to
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  Speaker 1: you just gotta share. Everybody's on point. But I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it should be a problem, man, I really don't,
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  Speaker 1: especially in today's society. Yeah, well, so far, it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: seem to have been a problem at Spellman, and I
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: don't think, you know, I'm sure I expect the same
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  Speaker 1: for more House. In other news, Nancy Pelosi on Sunday
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  Speaker 1: issued a statement calling for Donald Trump to remove a
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  Speaker 1: tweet featuring a dangerous video with Minnesota Congresswoman Omar and
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  Speaker 1: featured footage from the September eleventh terrorist attacks. Pelosi added
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  Speaker 1: that she also put into place additional security to protect
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  Speaker 1: Congresswoman Omar, who is a Muslim, from any possible backlash
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  Speaker 1: from the video and tweet. On Saturday, Trump tweeted a
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  Speaker 1: video with the caption we will never forget along with
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  Speaker 1: Omar repeatedly saying the phrase some people did something, paired
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  Speaker 1: with footage from the two thousand and one attacks. The
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  Speaker 1: Omar quote is pulled from a speech from a March
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  Speaker 1: Islamic rights event, but appears to be out of text
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  Speaker 1: in the video. Trump tweeted okay. Pelosi's office issued a
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  Speaker 1: statement on Sunday that said, following the President's tweet, I
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  Speaker 1: spoke to the Sergeant at Arms to ensure that Capitol
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  Speaker 1: Police are conducting a security assessment to safeguard Congresswoman Omar,
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  Speaker 1: her family, and her staff. The statement continued, the President's
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  Speaker 1: word words weigh a ton, and his hateful and inflammatory
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  Speaker 1: rhetoric creates real danger. Look so he put it out,
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  Speaker 1: he's yeah it very much. So is right. He has
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  Speaker 1: to be more well, he's not done to stop. Okay, diplomatic, No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. Because he says he's not going to change. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is saying every morning, y'all sound like something gonna
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  Speaker 1: change now, I'm yeah, he's seventy one. He's not going
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  Speaker 1: to change. Yeah. What you see is what you get.
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  Speaker 1: And if anything, he doubles down. I've never seen him apology. Guy,
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  Speaker 1: he doubles down. If he he pavement very pay. Oh
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're right though, Tommy, It's it's just draining and exhausting.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: I have to turn I love watching CNN. What happened?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: Turn it off? Sometimes I don't like it? Oh yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: it it breaks. It's You're right, it's like it sucks
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: the life out of you. It really does. I'm like you, though, Shirley.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: I took a break from news for about a week. Yeah,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: because I'm just sick of it. I'm sick of what
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: he does. I'm sick of how CNN covers everything he does.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: It's just watching the news is all negative. Yeah, all right,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: up right after this. You're listening to show today's tax Day,
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  Speaker 1: And before we get to Steve's number one tax tip,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: take a listen to White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: when she tell old Fox News that this Congress is
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: not smart enough to look through President Trump's tax records. Wow,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: this is all about political partisanship. This is a dangerous,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: dangerous road. And frankly, Chris, I don't think Congress, particularly
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  Speaker 1: not this group of congressmen and women are smart enough
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  Speaker 1: to look through the thousands of pages that I would
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: assume that President Trump's taxes will be. My guess is
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: most of them don't do their own taxes, and I
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: certainly don't trust them to look through the decades of
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: success that the president has and determine anything. He's filled
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: out hundreds of pages in a financial disclosure form. Have
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: you filed your taxes yet? I'm almost finished on in
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: the process. More days. I'm asking for an extension. Okay, Sarah,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: thank you for what her boss saysn't file? Why she
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Y'all
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: know him, say he didn't file, well, not to file.
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  Speaker 1: You know what he's filed, but he won't show him.
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  Speaker 1: He's not I'm not going to show them. Yeah, you're
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: not going. You can subpoena and they're not gonna. It's
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: not that you're not smart enough. It's that you won't
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  Speaker 1: believe what he's done to pay. The amount of taxes
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: that he's paid, which she has paid based on the
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: amount of money he's good. It's just gonna be mind boggling.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: They cannot let you see that. And he ain't still
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: getting ordered it. Yeah, she really really did, especially this
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: fresh crop of men and women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: sounds a little more aggressive now too, after that Mulla
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: report came. Oh, they're gonna get out of now. I
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: want you to understand something. She better have her stuff together,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: because I can promise you what they're gonna be saying that. Okay,
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: we okay, we can't figure out here. Well let's look
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: at your we'll see. The House Democrats have given the
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: Trump administration a hard deadline of April twenty three to
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: turn over the president's tax returns. Under a tax code,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: the committee chairperson can ask the I R s for
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: any taxpayers returns, and the Treasury Department shall furnish them.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: Well that's gonna be interesting, Yeah it will. But now
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: what are we gonna do because you can't indict sitting
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: president and he's probably done nothing illegal. He's just you
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: some loopholes. Y'all ain't gonna believe. I ain't gonna believe
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: it either. Let me just put myself in that group too,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: because the taxes I'm paying help me Jesus. Well, father,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: go Since it is tax Day, the last day to
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: file your taxes or to file for an extension. What
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: is your tax tip for us for today? Dear, pay
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: your damn tax. That's what pay your damn tax. Don't
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: play with these people. Uh, these people are the only
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: people who ain't got to ask you nothing. They can
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: garna shee your wages, or they put the freeze on
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: your account. And I got news for you. When they
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: put the freeze on the account and you get scared
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: and you can the money down. Now it's stay frozen
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: for six more weeks. Oh, they don't unfreezing today. You
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: paid the money this set. Oh no, no, no, they
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: take stay damn time. They punish you. All right, you
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: heard him, pay your taxes, no say them today? Right, Okay,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with mar from Steve Harvey his closing
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  Speaker 1: remarks right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day on this
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: tax day. Please take us home, get us back to
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  Speaker 1: work with some good juicy closing remarks. Hey, you know, um,
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: I try. I try to be encouraging, you know, to people,
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: because everybody wants to be successful, everybody wants to be happy.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: I've I've been at this for some time now, and
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: I just like telling people some of the small valuable
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: lessons that I've had to learn along the way. And
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: you know, man, I used to get bummed out when
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: when bad things happened to me. I mean I really did. Look,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: I'm human, I'm like anybody else that you know. Man,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: When when I come up in an attack and I
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: don't think it's justified, it used to bum me out.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: I mean for like a week, three four days, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I used to be really thrown off sometimes because I
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: did not understand why the attack was coming. I didn't
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: understand why. Maybe sometimes people couldn't understand why I was
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: coming from. Maybe sometimes I just couldn't understand the level
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: of hatred that are in some people, you know. Sometimes
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: and I would just go, Ay, God, come on, now,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: what is this about it? I don't really deserve this,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: do I mean? Am I really a bad person? You
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: know what I was talking about? How are you letting
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: this happen? But you gotta understand something, man, Everything that
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: you're going through is preparing you for what you ask
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: God for. Just know that everything you're going through, every
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: single thing, is preparing you for what you ask God for,
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: or it's preparing you for what God has for you.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: So what I ended up learning and what I do
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: now is like, you know, I still get bad news
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: and it throw me, but it don't throw me into
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  Speaker 1: for no days no more. Ain't no two days while
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: I'm wallowing in nothing no more. You know, you throw
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: me for a couple hours, and you know, I sleep
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: on it, and I start praying about it, getting myself together,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: and then I'm ready to hit it tomorrow morning. You're not.
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  Speaker 1: You're not. You can't do anything to me to get
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: me for days anymore, because I understand what it is, man,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what it is. If you saw the
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: size of the blessings that were coming, then you would
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: understand the magnitude of the battle you are fighting. Do
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  Speaker 1: you understand that if you saw the size of the
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: blessing coming, you would understand the magnitude of the battle
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: that you're fighting. See, man, you got to get tested
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: along the way. And no free rides and on free lunch,
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: you know, ain't no free You know all this stuff,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: it's not going to be easy. You're going to be
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: challenged because two things. Sometimes God allows things to happen
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  Speaker 1: to you because he know you need the experience of it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's just the truth. Sorry, but God didn't come
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  Speaker 1: into your life to tell you that he was gonna
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: smooth everything out and you weren't gonna hand no more worries. Now,
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  Speaker 1: that's not what he said. He said he would give
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: you the strength to handle it, the knowledge and the
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: wisdom to endure, the ability to maintain. And that's exactly
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  Speaker 1: what he does. And I've been saying this for the
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: past two weeks, but I can't stop saying it because
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  Speaker 1: it's really so good. And the reason you know that
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: God said he would give you the strength to endure anything,
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: that he would stand with you and make sure you
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: got through it, whether you ask him for help or not.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: He's done that to you up until this point, because,
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  Speaker 1: like I've been saying for a past couple of weeks,
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  Speaker 1: every rough day you've ever had, every day you thought
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: you wasn't going to endure. If you look back on it,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: your track record for surviving bad days is one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 1: And that's pretty good. Everybody. You have survived one hundred
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: percent of all of your bad days. So guess what then?
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  Speaker 1: That must mean? Promises a truth that he said he
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: promised to never leave you, did he leave you when
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: you got through it in bad days, Na, And he
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: was there when most of us didn't even call on him.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: He was just there for us. So with that in mind,
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: take everything that's happening to you with the grain of salt.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: Absorb it. Know that that's what it is. But know
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: that on the other side, he's probably standing right there,
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: because he always has. And what you don't know is
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: he's carrying you through most of it. He's holding you up.
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  Speaker 1: If you saw the size of the blessings that was coming,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: then you would understand the magnitude of the battle you're fighting.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody is in a fight with something. I don't kill
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  Speaker 1: who you are. I don't care how much money you got,
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: I don't care what your title is. Everybody is in
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: a battle with something. But on the other side, what's
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: over there? You know? I think it was I read
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: a quote from Will Smith that said, the best things
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: in life on the other side of fear. You ever noticed, man,
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: that on the other side of fears, what's really waiting
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: on you, what God really got for you, is on
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: the other side of fear. You just got to stop
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: being afraid to jump. You gotta stop being afraid to
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: take a chance. You gotta stop being afraid to go
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: see You gotta stop being afraid to try something new.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: You gotta stop being afraid to put something you value
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: up for risk. It's the only way you're going to
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: win in life. You gotta take chances, best things in
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: life on the other side of fear, and last, but
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: not least, if you saw the size of the blessings
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: that was coming your way, then you would understand the
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: magnitude of the bad. I don't that you fight, all right,
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: that's it, drop it, baby, flow her plunk, do it.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: In the words of BT express do it, do it
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  Speaker 1: to you, satisfy, whatever, whatever, y'all have a great weekend. Yeah,
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: but I'm looking forward to this from because I think
• 1:38:29
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