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Sexual Workout, Black People GPS, Home Hiding Spots, Break Up Handbook and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all baby at all at all.
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  Speaker 4: Given them.
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  Speaker 5: Bush, Yeah, listen to me.
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  Speaker 6: I don't joy Yeah, Joy, they have.
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  Speaker 7: Show you know you love you.
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  Speaker 8: Turn yellow. You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 9: I can't.
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  Speaker 10: I got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 6: Turn you probably got to turn out, turn out, turn
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  Speaker 6: ald the money up.
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  Speaker 2: Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 5: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 5: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well,
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  Speaker 5: I got to tell you something everybody, and this is
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  Speaker 5: great news for everybody that I'm going to share something
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  Speaker 5: with your principal of becoming successful.
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  Speaker 2: At whatever level you choose.
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  Speaker 5: It can be successful in the relationship, successful in the family.
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  Speaker 5: Successes may be considered to you becoming a homeowner. It
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  Speaker 5: could be being debt free. Your ideal success could be
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  Speaker 5: sixty thousand a year, fifty thousand a year, one hundred
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  Speaker 5: thousand dollars a year. Doesn't matter if you're considering it,
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  Speaker 5: if you're wanting it, if you have a desire to
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  Speaker 5: become successful. I want to share with you the very
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  Speaker 5: beginning of that. If no one's ever done it. I'm
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  Speaker 5: going to say the beginning of it today. See scripture
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  Speaker 5: makes it very clear.
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  Speaker 2: For us.
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  Speaker 5: You don't The only thing you need to become successful
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  Speaker 5: is already inside of you. It's not an external need.
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  Speaker 5: God wouldn't do that to you. He puts the core
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  Speaker 5: basis of everything you need inside of you. So if
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  Speaker 5: you discover it, if you tend to it, nurture it,
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  Speaker 5: fertilize it, and water it, it grows, it branches out.
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  Speaker 5: Then it reaches out externally and it starts grabbing things
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  Speaker 5: outside of there to make it even bigger, stronger, better,
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  Speaker 5: last longer. But in the very beginning, you don't need anything.
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  Speaker 5: It's all within you. And if you cultivate your relationship
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  Speaker 5: with God, it comes out.
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  Speaker 2: It flourishes.
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  Speaker 5: Now, let me tell you that thing that I'm talking
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  Speaker 5: about is a God given gift that He has given
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  Speaker 5: to all of us. We all possess it. It is
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  Speaker 5: all within us. Everybody has a gift. Had somebody told
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  Speaker 5: me what I know now back then, I would have
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  Speaker 5: saved myself tons of mistakes.
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  Speaker 2: I just didn't know the principles. I had to learn
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  Speaker 2: them all well.
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  Speaker 5: One of the principles are becoming successful is your mindset.
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  Speaker 5: You got to get your mind right now. This mindset
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  Speaker 5: is simply a decision that you can make. I can't
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  Speaker 5: get it for you. I can tell you what to do,
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  Speaker 5: but you got to make the decision. You that's listening
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  Speaker 5: have to decide. You know what, I'm gonna go on
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  Speaker 5: and get at it. I'm gonna stop wrinting. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: become a homeowner.
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  Speaker 4: You know what.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna stop living check to checkmama. I'm gonna put
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  Speaker 5: a budget together. I'm gonna stop stepping out on my family.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna get it together. I'm
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  Speaker 5: gonna stop using when you make these decisions. That's correcting
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  Speaker 5: your mindset.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 5: The closer connection you have with God, the more help
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  Speaker 5: you get sustaining the mindset. How many times have you
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  Speaker 5: started to do something and you stopped? How many resolutions
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  Speaker 5: have you made at the New Year and stopped by
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  Speaker 5: February over with by me? And January done in March?
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  Speaker 5: Because if you don't have a clear connection with your
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  Speaker 5: creator to help you carry out the other force out there,
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  Speaker 5: that evil force is designed to get you not to
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  Speaker 5: reach your goals.
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  Speaker 2: Get you not to come.
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  Speaker 5: To resolution with whatever the resolutions are you made son,
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  Speaker 5: so you can consider yourself not worthy or failure or
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  Speaker 5: unable to do something. But the more things you are
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  Speaker 5: able to accomplish, the greater your confidence goals grows. So
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  Speaker 5: we got to get your mindset together. Your mindset is
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  Speaker 5: a decision that you have to make. When you make
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  Speaker 5: the decision, you can begin in the process. Your mindset
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  Speaker 5: is also a will of yours, a will along with
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  Speaker 5: the decision, A will, a willingness to do right, a
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  Speaker 5: willingness to change, a willingness to be better. Is going
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  Speaker 5: to then cause you to have to make a decision
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  Speaker 5: to make a change of direction. Don't go where everybody
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  Speaker 5: else going. You got to go your way now. You
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  Speaker 5: can't follow the crowd. You got to take a less
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  Speaker 5: travel path. You cannot do this without changing your direction.
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  Speaker 2: You can't keep hanging.
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  Speaker 5: With the people you've been hanging with if you want
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  Speaker 5: to be different, because they not. Then you have to
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  Speaker 5: develop an obligation to yourself. You've got to say, you
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  Speaker 5: know what for me and my family, or if you
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  Speaker 5: don't have a family for me, I owe it to myself.
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  Speaker 5: I have an obligation to myself to be the best
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  Speaker 5: meed that I can pay possibly be, To be the
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  Speaker 5: best self that I can possibly be, to be the
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  Speaker 5: best father, the best man, the best husband, the best wife,
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  Speaker 5: the best mother, the best daughter, the best son, the
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  Speaker 5: best student, the best employee, the best owner. You have
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  Speaker 5: an obligation to yourself to give yourself a shot at
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  Speaker 5: the best life you can. That's an obligation you owe
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  Speaker 5: that to yourself. Why would you not live the best
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  Speaker 5: life that you possibly could? You have an obligation to yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Why would you cheat yourself like that?
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  Speaker 2: Why would you take.
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  Speaker 5: Yourself and never allow yourself to see the goodness that's
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  Speaker 5: already in you, to have the abundance that's been promised
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  Speaker 5: to you, to go and explore all.
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  Speaker 2: The riches out there that's available to you.
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  Speaker 5: But one of the worst ways that you can rob
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  Speaker 5: yourself of the joy of your obligation is to keep
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  Speaker 5: comparing yourself to somebody else. Because guess what, Man, that
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  Speaker 5: ain't your life. You ain't jay Z and Beyonce, You're
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  Speaker 5: not Oprah. Instead, man, that's not who you are. Quit
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  Speaker 5: looking around at everybody else. That comparison of everybody else
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  Speaker 5: will keep you broken, It'll keep you unhappy.
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  Speaker 2: You won't even be.
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  Speaker 5: Able to be grateful for what you have because you
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  Speaker 5: steady talking about what you don't have.
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  Speaker 2: That's not the way, man.
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  Speaker 5: You have an obligation to yourself to be the best
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  Speaker 5: you you can be, not the best them.
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  Speaker 2: You're not them. Stop trying to be them. Be the
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  Speaker 2: best you. It's cool. You got a nice little house.
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  Speaker 2: That's cool.
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  Speaker 5: You know how many big houses is empty and feel
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  Speaker 5: with hate and resentment. I'd rather have a smaller house
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  Speaker 5: fill with joy in it than to go to a
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  Speaker 5: big house.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 5: Prince got a line in the song that says, I realized,
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  Speaker 5: in its best disguised, a pretty house.
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  Speaker 2: Don't make a home. Man.
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  Speaker 5: Don't you know I know how true that is? So
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  Speaker 5: I'm just trying to tell you now. Another part of
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  Speaker 5: the mindset is taking dead aim at your life's goals
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  Speaker 5: and ambitions. What are they? What are your goals and
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  Speaker 5: your visions? What do you see for yourself? What do
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  Speaker 5: you dream about? If you knew you couldn't fail at
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  Speaker 5: whatever it is you were attempting, what would you go
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  Speaker 5: attempt see? That's what we need to be after. It's
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  Speaker 5: a mindset y'all. It's a decision. It's a will, it's
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  Speaker 5: a change of direction. It's an obligation to yourself. It's
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  Speaker 5: taking dead aim at your life's visions and goals. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 5: you got to get your mind wrapped around this thing.
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  Speaker 5: You owe it to yourself to live the best life
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  Speaker 5: you can be. Come on, man, talk to God. God
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  Speaker 5: got something for you. You just got to check in
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  Speaker 5: with him.
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  Speaker 11: You're listening.
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  Speaker 2: Show.
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  Speaker 5: Ladies and Gentlemen. My name is Steve Harvey. This is
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  Speaker 5: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This show would be nothing
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  Speaker 5: without the following people.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 12: Shirley Strawberry, Thank you, Steve, Good morning.
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  Speaker 10: Call it Parrell, Good morning, Crew.
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  Speaker 2: Cure Spate's better known as Junior.
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  Speaker 4: J.
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  Speaker 2: Anthony Brown, better known as bitter.
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  Speaker 5: Man, Ladies and Gentlemen.
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  Speaker 2: Thomas W.
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  Speaker 13: Miles, better known as the Food aka Nephew Tommy Slash
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  Speaker 13: little Man, Good morning everybody, and the little Man is
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  Speaker 13: just for aggravation purposes.
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  Speaker 2: He's really not that small.
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  Speaker 11: We know, we know how to push each other's buttons.
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  Speaker 1: Though we worked together. Everybody know, everybody we worked.
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  Speaker 10: Together for so long.
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  Speaker 14: Lay Yeah, we lay don't have a button.
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  Speaker 9: Found we're gonna bitter as you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you have a butt?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, marriage, Yes, it's what.
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  Speaker 2: Oh his button is called marriage? Marriage? Right, you bring
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  Speaker 2: it up? He start.
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  Speaker 12: The last time I brought it up, he snapped at
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  Speaker 12: he remembered, went in, Lord, I.
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  Speaker 5: Know another button, but I'll only use it if you
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  Speaker 5: fished me off.
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  Speaker 11: Wow, because you know you've known him the longer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I God, buddy, you.
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  Speaker 15: Got some but he got another butt.
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  Speaker 2: If the same as we won't sit no Trump, then
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  Speaker 2: it's nuclear.
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  Speaker 14: About what it is then.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we've been together a long time, my boy.
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  Speaker 2: Right there. Boy, it was the best thing.
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  Speaker 5: Putting him on the show Man kind of gave me
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  Speaker 5: like a balance punch, you know.
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  Speaker 2: You know when you see how I talked to me
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  Speaker 2: when I come into.
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  Speaker 1: Work like that. Yes, no, but you all have history.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh he talked to me so crazy when I come
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  Speaker 2: to work.
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  Speaker 12: If we didn't know, we would, yeah, we would think
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  Speaker 12: you hated each other the way you talk to each other.
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  Speaker 14: That's just yeah, I don't do it on the other job.
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  Speaker 11: But that's love though, that that's live, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Junior.
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  Speaker 7: He lie right now?
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  Speaker 11: What did he do when he doesn't do it anywhere?
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  Speaker 10: Else he come in there on the days, he come
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  Speaker 10: in there and give.
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  Speaker 2: Us a gift.
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  Speaker 11: Wow, it's fun.
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  Speaker 1: It's money coming up.
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  Speaker 12: At thirty two minutes after the hour, run that prank
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  Speaker 12: back with the nephew.
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  Speaker 11: Right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 12: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 12: prank back. What you got for his neph boss shutter.
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  Speaker 9: Sometimes you got to get out on your own and
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  Speaker 9: save some soul. This right here is mobile baptismal pool.
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  Speaker 9: Mobile baptismal pool. In order to do the works that
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  Speaker 9: is needed, sometimes you got to get out and do
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  Speaker 9: it on your own. We come by and we baptize
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  Speaker 9: you in your driveway. Cat dog, give you a mobile
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  Speaker 9: baptismal pool.
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  Speaker 4: You can it.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, hey, hey, to be careful. I'll stop by their Saturday.
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  Speaker 16: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister Wilson.
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  Speaker 16: It's how you doing?
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  Speaker 4: How you doing? My name is brother spring Water Man.
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  Speaker 2: Listen.
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  Speaker 4: We we we we got paid to actually come by
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  Speaker 4: and do some services to uh for for you by
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  Speaker 4: some friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call
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  Speaker 4: and see about scheduling and see what you had available.
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  Speaker 16: Uh some some services.
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  Speaker 17: What y'all plan on cut some grass, which I do.
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  Speaker 16: What kind of services you have?
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  Speaker 4: Actually, sir, you've got some friends that have actually spent
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  Speaker 4: a great amount of money on you. And what we
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  Speaker 4: do is we have a Baptismal on Wheels survey. And
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  Speaker 4: what we do is we go and we we baptize
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  Speaker 4: people at their home and and Baptism on Wheels has
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  Speaker 4: been a new company, but we've we've baptized over a
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  Speaker 4: thousand people. Now we have a truck which actually has
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  Speaker 4: a baptismal pool on the back of it, and we
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  Speaker 4: actually come to your home and we will baptize you
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  Speaker 4: in your driveway and and make you hold again. So
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  Speaker 4: we brother water, Brother, what's again, fringwater springwater?
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  Speaker 16: What you want to come to.
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  Speaker 17: My house and give me a baptism in my front yard?
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  Speaker 4: We want to baptize you right there in your drive
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  Speaker 4: where your friends are paid for the services.
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  Speaker 17: And my friend, what friend will pay for me to
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  Speaker 17: get baptized?
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  Speaker 16: I've been baptized already.
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  Speaker 4: Well from my understanding, sir that but then that you
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  Speaker 4: you had some some bumps and bruises and and and
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  Speaker 4: they seem to believe that you need to be Washington
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  Speaker 4: coming again.
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  Speaker 17: I mean that's all good, that's all.
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  Speaker 4: That's all.
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  Speaker 16: It's all good.
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  Speaker 17: But I mean things are I mean things be that
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  Speaker 17: that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized, I
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  Speaker 17: go to church. You know, me and the Lord don't
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  Speaker 17: have no problems. I mean, we all have setbacks. But
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  Speaker 17: for you to pull up with your pool in front
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  Speaker 17: of my house to say you finah baptized me, that
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  Speaker 17: that doesn't make any sense to me.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, see, sir, sometimes when some people are not
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  Speaker 4: able to go to the House of the Lord and
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  Speaker 4: get baptized, you know, we're making a lot more convenient
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  Speaker 4: for you. But we can.
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  Speaker 17: I don't need no convenience.
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  Speaker 16: I don't need no convenience.
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  Speaker 17: What I need convenience for you? Add the many to
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  Speaker 17: come to my house on a Tuesday.
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  Speaker 18: To baptize me in my driveway? Does that make any
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  Speaker 18: sense to you?
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  Speaker 17: Brother Water? I mean, come on, if you really sit
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  Speaker 17: back and think about it, does that make any sense
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  Speaker 17: to you?
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  Speaker 4: The Hebert first of all, so that that's that's that's
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  Speaker 4: that's brother spring water. But what I'm trying to what
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to the.
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  Speaker 17: Water it is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make
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  Speaker 17: no difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood
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  Speaker 17: and baptize me in front of mine.
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  Speaker 4: Sir, what is all that? This is? This is what
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  Speaker 4: your friends are talking about that don't.
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  Speaker 18: Give me My prayers are telling you. Man, anybody which
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  Speaker 18: which one of my prayers don't recommend you to come
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  Speaker 18: to my damn house.
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  Speaker 4: So my and my.
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  Speaker 17: That don't even make any sense to me.
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  Speaker 4: You understand, I'm not at any liberty to tell you
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  Speaker 4: who actually h the liberty.
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  Speaker 18: Because of my damn house that that tizes me. But
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  Speaker 18: you can't tell me who the hell go see you?
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  Speaker 18: But you're not what may come off? You're gonna even
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  Speaker 18: come on that that makes sense to you?
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  Speaker 4: God, come off?
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  Speaker 18: That doesn't make any no way in the world. I'm
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  Speaker 18: gonna allow you to come and bring your pone in
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  Speaker 18: front of my house at baptize me. Then I'm asking
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  Speaker 18: you ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor,
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  Speaker 18: you're supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you, Okay, what's
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  Speaker 18: a friend of mine is sending you, you know, letting
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  Speaker 18: you know I need to be don sell you got
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  Speaker 18: that liberty to.
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  Speaker 4: All I want to know. Basically, I've already been paid.
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  Speaker 4: I'm coming caradule baptizing me.
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  Speaker 18: I've had that time.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.
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  Speaker 18: Now, I tell you was if you come to my
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  Speaker 18: house in front of my driveway, you better bring the
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  Speaker 18: own congregation. You understand. You better bring the deacons, the brothers,
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  Speaker 18: the sisters.
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  Speaker 4: And everybody else.
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  Speaker 16: Is you think I'm gonna be backtizing life?
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  Speaker 4: This is the problem. This is what your friends are
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  Speaker 4: talking about. This is why you need to be baptized
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  Speaker 4: and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.
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  Speaker 4: This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. That's
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  Speaker 4: what's wrong with you, mister Wilton. What problems mean? Now?
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  Speaker 18: What's prob with you? Was calling me in the middle
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  Speaker 18: of my hook day telling me I need to be
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  Speaker 18: back tied in front of my house if I need
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  Speaker 18: to be baptismed, don't get some only water. I go
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  Speaker 18: down to the church. I don't need you come in
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  Speaker 18: front of my house looking ah turkus. We're at your
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  Speaker 18: fraiders and white sheets talking about to a baptize me.
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  Speaker 4: Say mamma, m up, saying me, I'm from my understanding,
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  Speaker 4: from my understanding, mister Wilson, you missed two Sundays already
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  Speaker 4: this month.
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  Speaker 19: Shun this so, ma'am.
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  Speaker 18: I can't go anywhere and get the water. I don't
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  Speaker 18: need you coming here because you telling me I missed
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  Speaker 18: two damn Sundays. I'm missed there Sunday too, SI the
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  Speaker 18: Puploll game.
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  Speaker 4: Coming off, sir. All I know is I've been paid
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  Speaker 4: to do a job. I will be there Tuesday morning
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  Speaker 4: at seven o'clock and we will baptize you before you
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  Speaker 4: go to work on two.
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  Speaker 18: Before you would I tell you what. You cut my
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  Speaker 18: bout seven o'clock in the morning. I sweart on your lord,
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  Speaker 18: I'm gonna bust YOA. You understand me. You would not
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  Speaker 18: come to my house telling me you f the backtip.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 18: I don't give a damn who paid you. You understand
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  Speaker 18: I was trying your in the water matter. Sat Now, Fringden, you,
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  Speaker 18: your teachers, everybody else. We gonna have a fool part hele.
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  Speaker 18: You understand I know that I'm here.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: All of this anger and all of this this, these
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: problems you have within you. We are going to purge
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: your body and get it out your system.
• 19:12
  Speaker 18: I want your you, I tell you rot the swinging water.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: You gotta get baptized on Thursday morning. I won't give
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: a damn who pays you.
• 19:23
  Speaker 18: Who called you bring your I'm go, well I carry
• 19:27
  Speaker 18: it kill you. I'm gonna try, y'all site.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: I got one more thing I want to say to
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: you when you listen to got it?
• 19:32
  Speaker 18: That's matter how I'm busy. You ain't got to say
• 19:35
  Speaker 18: to me. I gotta go. You understand you can't make more.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Man, I want to say to you. Is you listening
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: to me? Was? No? That's his nephew Timmy from the
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: boy Mason.
• 19:49
  Speaker 16: Let me check out something, man, y'all'll bring some man,
• 19:55
  Speaker 16: I say he Man, I was about to act the
• 19:57
  Speaker 16: fool on you because y'all to show they crib you
• 20:00
  Speaker 16: just stand.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Me just made it to do that. I gotta ask
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: you something. What is the baddest radio show in the land?
• 20:10
  Speaker 20: Man?
• 20:10
  Speaker 16: You know it's the Steve Harvey Mowing the Show.
• 20:14
  Speaker 11: Oh, I'm praying for you, nephew. Coming up next?
• 20:17
  Speaker 12: Ask the COLO, our Chief love Officer, Steve Harvey in
• 20:20
  Speaker 12: the building. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning show.
• 20:25
  Speaker 12: All right, guys, it is time for ask the clo.
• 20:28
  Speaker 12: The chief officer, Steve Harvey, is in the building.
• 20:30
  Speaker 11: Are you ready, sir, Let's go Oh yeah, oh yeah.
• 20:35
  Speaker 12: This one is from Talia in Atlanta. Talia says, my
• 20:39
  Speaker 12: husband and I decided to spice up our sex life
• 20:41
  Speaker 12: after being married for almost twenty years. Back in the day,
• 20:45
  Speaker 12: we'd have sex anywhere, so he had a brilliant idea
• 20:49
  Speaker 12: to have sex in the backseat of our car in
• 20:52
  Speaker 12: the parking lot of a best Buy. The sneaking part
• 20:56
  Speaker 12: was fun and we were almost done when someone yelled
• 21:00
  Speaker 12: on the knocked on the window and uh it was
• 21:03
  Speaker 12: a parking lot security guard. He yelled, hey, you can't
• 21:07
  Speaker 12: do that here. The security guard is my son's friend.
• 21:12
  Speaker 12: What do you recognized me? And tells our son, how
• 21:15
  Speaker 12: do we explain this?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Whoa, that's what you're worried about? Well, yeah, I mean
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: it was with your husband.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Your problem would be if that wasn't your husband, you
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: can always say boy, you know good?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Hell, well, we wasn't doing nothing in that damn parking lot.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: I had dropped a French fry down in the crack
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: of that seat and was trying to get down in
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: there and get that thing. That's all that was damn
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: French fry. And I still well, I found I found
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: French fry from last summer there just say that.
• 21:48
  Speaker 21: You know, you need not worry about you Oka, for
• 21:52
  Speaker 21: she was naked though, Okay, Mama, it was almost world.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: I got hot, you know, I was trying to find
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: it friend Fried. He got hot and Hali next. It
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: took me so long to find it, damn friend fry.
• 22:07
  Speaker 10: Oh god, so I just took my clothes away.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: What was daddy doing?
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 22:13
  Speaker 11: He was naked too looking?
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: You know how your daddy is.
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 22:20
  Speaker 11: Moving on, Ronnie in North Carolina.
• 22:22
  Speaker 12: I'm not using my real name because I would be
• 22:25
  Speaker 12: in a world of trouble if my friend finds out
• 22:27
  Speaker 12: I'm messing with his oldest daughter.
• 22:29
  Speaker 11: For the record, she's thirty six and fine.
• 22:33
  Speaker 12: I'm only forty two and my friend is much older
• 22:35
  Speaker 12: than me, so it's not like I'm a dirty old man.
• 22:38
  Speaker 12: I have a real attraction to his daughter, and sex
• 22:42
  Speaker 12: is the best because we've known each other for so long.
• 22:45
  Speaker 12: She's ready to be honest with her dad, but I
• 22:48
  Speaker 12: need more time.
• 22:49
  Speaker 11: How do I tell my friend this?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: You're gonna get your ass with us. Boy, Yeah, this
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: ain't none, But I'm just ass whipping on the horizon. Yes,
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: right in the future, you know.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: But see she wants to be honest. Well you know, now, okay,
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: let's let's do a little bit of math. She thirty six.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Let's assume he's fifty six. Let's say she had him
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: he was followed at twenty. Let's say eighteen. Let's say
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: he's fifty four.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: U forty two. The girl thirty six. He ain't gonna
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: handle it, right, man, He just ain't.
• 23:31
  Speaker 11: Because he doesn't want his friend and the friendship.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, being uh being honest.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Now I'll come He keep telling y'all, where is this
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: honesty is the best policy?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Where they keep coming from? How many times have I
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: told y'all about that?
• 23:51
  Speaker 10: Why why I.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Keep proving this to y'all over and open and open
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: honesty is not the best policy.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I'm a proponent of this. Don't don't do this. So
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: cad is with you to your grade? Yes, huh, what
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: if it.
• 24:11
  Speaker 11: Turns into something? I mean, it has turned into something.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: It's all.
• 24:17
  Speaker 11: Turned into what a real relationship.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: That they wasn't saying it is? He said, just the
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: best sex. That's all he's said.
• 24:26
  Speaker 11: That is, he said he has a real attraction to her,
• 24:29
  Speaker 11: and she wants to tell him.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: A real attraction.
• 24:37
  Speaker 16: Huh.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: Do you know how many real attractions listen to this y'all?
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: And all of y'all know this is true. Do you
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: know how many real attractions you got to keep to
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: your damn self?
• 24:52
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, that's where the line stuff comes in.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah.
• 25:00
  Speaker 11: Take it to the ground.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Take Why are you looking like me?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: You're disappointed in the team. I don't know what is
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: this a damn discussion for.
• 25:16
  Speaker 10: Which he's just as obvious. Yeah, all right, come in
• 25:20
  Speaker 10: the room.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: You got to leave, you know.
• 25:22
  Speaker 18: What I mean?
• 25:30
  Speaker 11: In Birmingham, we've moved on.
• 25:32
  Speaker 12: Steve says, I've been driving trucks for ten years and
• 25:35
  Speaker 12: I'm ready for a career change. I am trying to
• 25:38
  Speaker 12: lose weight and stop smoking, but it's hard. The reason
• 25:41
  Speaker 12: I want a lifestyle change is because I met a
• 25:43
  Speaker 12: special lady recently and I want to see her more.
• 25:47
  Speaker 12: She says. She gets lonely when I'm away, so it
• 25:49
  Speaker 12: causes her to date other men. She said, if I'm home,
• 25:53
  Speaker 12: she will be all about me. My kids said I'm
• 25:57
  Speaker 12: falling for a garden tool, and they told me to
• 26:00
  Speaker 12: get advice.
• 26:01
  Speaker 11: From Uncle Steve to Clo before she breaks my heart.
• 26:04
  Speaker 11: Is she worth my time or not?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Clo? Well, sure did he give an age?
• 26:11
  Speaker 11: No, but he's been driving trucks for ten years.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, cause you've been driving trucks. Your name is big Daddy.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: You trying to lose weight?
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you trying to lose weight because you got this
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: girl you like and stop smoking, because you got this
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: girl just like and you and when you away, she
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: says she misses you and it causes her to date
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: other men.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: And if you was around all the time, she could
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: be about you.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: You want to get in a relationship with a person
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: like this, because see this, If you were here, I
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: could be all about you, could be you for right now?
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: You driving off too many times? It could work his
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: way into just Hell, well, you went to the Star.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: I was sitting here, so I wanted to date. Took
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: your ass down to that store and took forty minutes. Hell,
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: I was just sitting on the porch talking.
• 27:08
  Speaker 11: So I entertained the gentlemen.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I don't know.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: I would lose weight and quit smoking so I could
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: be health to meet the chicken my dreams.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: She may not be it, dog, she may not be it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 11: All right, Celo, good advice. Good advice is always.
• 27:27
  Speaker 15: These are things you want to say to your mate
• 27:30
  Speaker 15: that you really can't, but you really can't. Every man
• 27:33
  Speaker 15: in a relationship at one point has wanted to say
• 27:36
  Speaker 15: these things.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Watch yourself, Watch yourself. If you got a hang nail
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: on your foot, don't rub that up against man.
• 27:44
  Speaker 14: You know what I'm saying, Man, he's done.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, how you don't know that scratching everything.
• 27:50
  Speaker 15: I know it's sexy to throw your legs across mine,
• 27:53
  Speaker 15: but let me just tell you something. That stuff when
• 27:56
  Speaker 15: we first met, when we first like hooked, that leg
• 28:01
  Speaker 15: was a lot lighter. You know what I mean? Right there,
• 28:05
  Speaker 15: right there, that's what I'm saying in trouble, that's I'm
• 28:09
  Speaker 15: just saying.
• 28:09
  Speaker 10: It's not gonna stay that long.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: That's all.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I love you.
• 28:14
  Speaker 22: But that leg is a.
• 28:16
  Speaker 10: Little everything, Yeah, fibrant.
• 28:24
  Speaker 12: You know what that.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Is?
• 28:27
  Speaker 14: Light in the world.
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: When we wait on that leg, I'm like, I'm already diabetic.
• 28:41
  Speaker 14: I need you need their taste.
• 28:46
  Speaker 11: You're listening Morning show?
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: All right, Jay?
• 28:52
  Speaker 12: It is time for one of our favorite segments, comedy roulette.
• 28:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah, please do.
• 28:59
  Speaker 19: Because Junior is a comedian, Tommy is a comedian, I'm
• 29:03
  Speaker 19: a comedian, and Steve's comedian.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Because we're all four comedians.
• 29:08
  Speaker 19: Since you have four comedians on the show, we take
• 29:11
  Speaker 19: full steps to put them on a wheel where we'll
• 29:13
  Speaker 19: make it funny.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Why do we do that?
• 29:17
  Speaker 12: Jay?
• 29:18
  Speaker 15: Because because Junior is comedian, comedian, I'm a comedian.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: You who are they?
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 29:36
  Speaker 12: It's you Jay, Tommy And.
• 29:40
  Speaker 11: Let's go no, because you're taking fun out of it.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 29:46
  Speaker 11: The number one things people say who've been in jail
• 29:50
  Speaker 11: a long time.
• 29:51
  Speaker 14: Oh, that's a nice one.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, get this one, guys.
• 29:55
  Speaker 11: Directions that black people give you.
• 29:58
  Speaker 12: All right, okay, okay, excuses men say when they're not
• 30:02
  Speaker 12: getting a lot of sex.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: All day, that for a hour.
• 30:09
  Speaker 11: If you want, some people say, who don't have cable?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: That's another girl, all right, it's funny. Oh this is unusual.
• 30:28
  Speaker 10: It's stopped on directions that black people give you.
• 30:33
  Speaker 14: Definitely, black people give different directions.
• 30:37
  Speaker 11: What do you mean?
• 30:38
  Speaker 14: Here we go? Okay, what you want to do is
• 30:42
  Speaker 14: do you know where the Baptist church used to be?
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: You.
• 30:49
  Speaker 14: You don't know where it used to be, Well, you're
• 30:52
  Speaker 14: not gonna find it.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, direction, I know a lot about this because I
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: am black. I do have a I do he some
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: directions that black people give. This is also a direction
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: when you back it up. Come on, come on, come on,
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: come on back, come on back, Oh, come on, you
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: come on Union.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: You got it on this side.
• 31:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah you got it. Yeah, come on, Hold what you got.
• 31:27
  Speaker 9: That's what you're looking for right there, that's the whole
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: what you got direction people give.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Now, look, this is what you want to do.
• 31:36
  Speaker 9: Now you want to go down here to the second
• 31:38
  Speaker 9: stop time, you're gonna mend the left right there, Go
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: down to the next block. I don't know what street
• 31:44
  Speaker 9: that is, but go down to the next block. It's
• 31:46
  Speaker 9: a store there.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Go in that store and ask for Lucky, and Lucky
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: know how to get.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Come on, all right is right out there across from
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Earl Neil.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: That's what the black people say.
• 32:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, come on.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Directions that black people give you. Jay, we're different with Okay.
• 32:16
  Speaker 19: You're gonna go down a bit ways and you're gonna
• 32:19
  Speaker 19: see an old man sitting on the porch.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: If he ain't on the porch.
• 32:23
  Speaker 19: You just keep driving, or wait till he come out,
• 32:26
  Speaker 19: and then you make the left. Right there, you can't
• 32:36
  Speaker 19: miss it.
• 32:36
  Speaker 15: Yeah, right that.
• 32:38
  Speaker 10: This is a direction that black people give you.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: What you mean, you don't know where we're at.
• 32:44
  Speaker 10: We're at the.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Same place where Lyddy.
• 32:46
  Speaker 10: Was shot right there.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: How come you home with him?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: You've been when Liddy got shot.
• 32:52
  Speaker 10: I was there, Keith was said down with there.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: We have the exact same spot when Lindy got shot.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: This is what you want to do.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Take this road, this row it, Take this row it
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: this row it, take this road it you go down
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: this road.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Now, this here is.
• 33:13
  Speaker 9: Asphalt. Now, wait till you see a dirt road. You
• 33:18
  Speaker 9: see a dirt road, that way, you make your right.
• 33:21
  Speaker 9: You are to see the house coming up on the
• 33:24
  Speaker 9: right side. If you go further than that, you might
• 33:27
  Speaker 9: see a klan round. Now that means you went too far.
• 33:30
  Speaker 9: You might want to back it up. You might want
• 33:32
  Speaker 9: to back it up.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Steve directions and black people give make enough when you
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: get down there and see the big black tree that
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: got the squirrels.
• 33:41
  Speaker 14: In it, and you got to be looking the direction.
• 33:49
  Speaker 19: Yes, he go here, go right here, y'all, how much
• 33:52
  Speaker 19: gas you got in your car because you ain't gonna
• 33:55
  Speaker 19: make it on half a tank.
• 33:56
  Speaker 14: You're gonna need to have a whole full take a gas.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: What I got it?
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: These are directions that black people give you. Okay, you're
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: coming to the fan re union. Okay, follow the north
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Star till the running the Cheryl House. What just follow
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: the north Star to the run into Sharyl House.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: People.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right.
• 34:35
  Speaker 9: You're trying to get to the convention Center. That's where
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: you're trying to go. Let me tell you what you
• 34:38
  Speaker 9: need to do. I can't get you there, but I
• 34:41
  Speaker 9: can get you there. But let me do what I
• 34:42
  Speaker 9: need you to do. Take Maine, get the main if
• 34:46
  Speaker 9: you go down Maine. Uh uh the second street, I
• 34:50
  Speaker 9: think Commerce, Commerce and Maine. It's a girl uh named Glitter.
• 34:55
  Speaker 9: That's the prostitute. She right there on the Corletta. Get
• 34:58
  Speaker 9: Glitter in that glitna know how to get.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: You to that con.
• 35:07
  Speaker 11: Thank you, Glita.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: Direction Ali, wold you go all the way down now
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: to you don't see black people no more? Then come
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: back to blocks.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 35:30
  Speaker 12: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 35:33
  Speaker 12: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 35:38
  Speaker 12: it's time now for another round of would you rather?
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Here we go?
• 35:43
  Speaker 12: Would you rather never be able to take a hot
• 35:46
  Speaker 12: shower or never be able to eat fried food again,
• 35:50
  Speaker 12: specifically fried chicken and fried catfish.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: I never, I know, I never have fried food again. Okay,
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: take a sh olum hot shower, hot show. Who on
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: a cold show?
• 36:06
  Speaker 11: A lot of people take cold showers.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I don't they do. No, I'm through the fray. I
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: need the shower. I take too many a day. I
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: need that show. It can't be cold.
• 36:21
  Speaker 11: New takes three showers a day.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: Stop letting him tell y'all that before taking No damn
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: three showers a day.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: You got stuff with you.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: You got radio show, he got radio show, he tool,
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: and he got TV show and a game show. Were
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: the hell he got time to take three damn showers
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: a day? Y'all be letting him tell y'all this stuff fall?
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Dude, we know he shower.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: Hold up, hold, let me play just picture for you
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: got a four hour radio show that you do every day?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: He got TV show, he got game show, he toured,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: he got kids.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: He gotta go to baseball games with he gotta go
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: to prums and stuff with. He got family time, and
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: he got a white How you take three showers a day?
• 37:13
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: He worked? Shall I'm letting him tell you that, fulk
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: How would you know all that?
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Because I got molded, he got they got no time
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: for no damn three showers this day. Gotta make this money, man,
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: three damn showers of day. Call I get home sometime
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: I fall asleep in my office. Ain't gonna be no
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: damn shower now sitting up in here, o, Man sitting
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: up here, you just like my stylist Ellie, with his
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: little simple ass, over overdoing and all this holl notion
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: and baby in.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: His damn So get your lett we can go.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: Man sitting up in here, rub it all tween your
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: damn toes, put some all on your foot.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Let's go take all this damn showers. Man, you ain't
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: that damn queen. We got to go.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Thank you all right? All right? Next one tell you
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: there for go ahead.
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather have the ability to read minds? Or
• 38:28
  Speaker 12: would you rather have the ability to move objects with
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  Speaker 12: your mind?
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  Speaker 1: Move the object you want to read?
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  Speaker 2: I know you don't like me'll I don't need to
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: read you mine, man. No, I don't need that. I
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: want to move stuff with my mind.
• 38:47
  Speaker 12: All right, you're listening hard morning show. All right, ladies
• 38:53
  Speaker 12: and gentlemen, get ready. We consulting an expert because we
• 38:57
  Speaker 12: wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is here
• 39:00
  Speaker 12: with his breakup handbook.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 5: These are things that you need to have in mind
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  Speaker 5: after the breakup. Most of this is for fellas because
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: when we take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's ugly
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  Speaker 5: out there.
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  Speaker 8: Now.
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  Speaker 2: These are things from Steve.
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  Speaker 5: Harvey's break Up Handbook, How to act when you break up?
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  Speaker 2: Right now, hiss. Rule number one, you are allowed only
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  Speaker 2: one drunk.
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  Speaker 8: Die.
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  Speaker 5: You know how you call them up when you drunk?
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: You only get to one and it sounds like something
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: like this, Hello is me?
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  Speaker 2: You know who means.
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  Speaker 4: With me?
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  Speaker 14: You know who men play with my emotions?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: You you you know who me is?
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  Speaker 4: How many of you?
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  Speaker 15: One?
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  Speaker 5: One?
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Get one of them? All right? Now, here's the next rule.
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  Speaker 5: You are not allowed to roll up on your ex
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  Speaker 5: just cause you see the car parked outside.
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  Speaker 2: The club, the restaurant or church.
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  Speaker 10: Don't go in down.
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  Speaker 2: You can't do that ship because we broke up here.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: I can't go in there.
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  Speaker 10: If I see the car, you can.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: You can't roll up on them.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: I gotta say you with church later on, but just
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: stay that stay out right. You can't roll up on them.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Oh that she is. I'm gonna go in now. Yeah,
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Oh that he is. I'm going in there. You can't
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: do that. Call look at legend all right.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: Next one y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: parties for at least four months. Anybody else over there,
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: you get.
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  Speaker 2: To go to the spot.
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  Speaker 1: At least four months.
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  Speaker 4: Keep it.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another one.
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  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: Texting your favorite song to each other is off limits.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: You can listen to it, you can cry to it.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: You're playing over and over, but you can't send it.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: So I'm trying to move on and im killing you.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Now. Listen to this.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: All y'all stuff, all possessions is collected at one time
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: and one time over. Anything that's left behind will be
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: thrown away by both parties. Keep coming over here looking
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: for see.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: My red shirt?
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: You can't keep coming back over here. I got coming
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: to you in the closet looking for your tank top.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: You're keeping it real.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: You hear the big one right here.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's mama, and
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: you can't be friendd with mama.
• 42:37
  Speaker 10: Come home. Yeah, good.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: One was trying to pick up some greens and you
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: and it talking rolling.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Your eyes when I walk in the door.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Here's the next one.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, all parties.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: She find a new church hall.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, but yeah that's I love cluster Wicks.
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  Speaker 5: All your friends should be dividing up equally, except the
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: ones you hate it.
• 43:12
  Speaker 11: You can have him.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: No posting a new pictures? Yeah yeah, you know, like
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: her naked on him just up like the damn easter.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: But the private.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: What about I'm gonna do. I'm gonna finish this one,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: all right, old naked pictures?
• 43:36
  Speaker 14: All right?
• 43:38
  Speaker 12: Well, nephew, tell me has a prank fall coming up
• 43:40
  Speaker 12: and we'll finish out seams break up rules right after this.
• 43:44
  Speaker 11: You're listening hard morning show coming up at the top
• 43:50
  Speaker 11: of the hour.
• 43:51
  Speaker 12: Right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
• 43:54
  Speaker 12: The subject my husband is a thug and a prominent pastor.
• 43:59
  Speaker 12: What but uh, right now, the nephew is here with
• 44:03
  Speaker 12: today's prank phone call.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: What you got for us? Now, I'm gonna throw this
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: one up from my pops right here? Can I have
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: your kidney.
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  Speaker 2: Favorite?
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  Speaker 4: Right? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother Conley.
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  Speaker 4: This is kind of how you doing, bro? This is
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Deacon Patterson calling from the church. How you doing today? Uh,
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Deacon Patterson? Yeah, just do it finding yourself, sir. I'm
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: doing good, doing good. You know the church is behind
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: you on what you're going through. When we were praying
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: for you, man, we know all about the you know
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: you're going in the surgery on Friday to get your
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: get your prankers removed. So I wanted to give you
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: a call, man, have a word of prayer and let
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: you know that we all are pulling for you, and
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: we know that that the man upstairs are gonna pull
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  Speaker 4: you through this success.
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  Speaker 20: Will God blessing keep you? Uh that Deacon, God bless
• 44:55
  Speaker 20: and keep you because I tell you I'm going through
• 44:57
  Speaker 20: something here, me and my wife, we've been talking about
• 44:59
  Speaker 20: it and we've been praying on it, and it shows
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  Speaker 20: a wonderful pain to know that your church is with
• 45:04
  Speaker 20: you and y'all thinking about me in prayer. I I
• 45:07
  Speaker 20: really had to take this this to the Lord. This
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  Speaker 20: is a serious thing with me and uh, I ain't
• 45:12
  Speaker 20: never had an operation before in my life. And I
• 45:15
  Speaker 20: know I needed my wife that made it clear, the
• 45:17
  Speaker 20: doctor that made it clear. And I believe I'm ready
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  Speaker 20: to go forward because and we're gonna give the victory
• 45:22
  Speaker 20: to who the lor Yes, sir, he's the victory he is.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Let me, let me, let me have a word of
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: prayer with your brother con if you don't mind, just
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: about your head from me. Father God, we ask right now,
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: we ask right now that you touch brother Conley as
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: he goes in on Friday, Please put your hands on him.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: We asked, Father, that you hold on to the doctor
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: that's getting ready to go and Lloyd to put surgery
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: on it. Yes, we asked that you make sure that
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: the doctor he's got a strong eye on that morning
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: walk with him. We asked that that that he got
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: a steady hand when he got the scoppel in his hand.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: We asked that you hold on he's as it goes
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: into a surgeon because we don't come side the morning. Nah,
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: the victory gonna belong to brother Conley and the law.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Thank you Lord, we know all of this, but we
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: we we asked that you take that pancreas and you
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: remove it out success, closing back up like it will
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: never been into the end before walk with me. That's
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: what we're asking. We ask your Lord at the same
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: time that they're removing this pancreas Lord, we asked that
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: you reach around his backside, and we asked that you
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney and make it whole,
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: make it one hundred and ten percent. We want you
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: to make that that.
• 46:36
  Speaker 22: Kidney like it's been the best kidney it was Loca Deacon,
• 46:40
  Speaker 22: that's deacon Deacon whoop packed dexon cancl Yes, you know
• 46:44
  Speaker 22: you're saying they dul sir, there's nothing wrong with my kidney.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Deacon. I'm doing.
• 46:48
  Speaker 20: I'm doing sign the Lordest Lordest then madd well, he's
• 46:51
  Speaker 20: gonna work on my pancreage. That's what the doctor's operating though.
• 46:54
  Speaker 20: They don't trap me forward and that's what they plan
• 46:56
  Speaker 20: to remove. So really, my kidney is signed. They did
• 46:59
  Speaker 20: what they called when it me in my eyes, and
• 47:01
  Speaker 20: everything else is fine. They ain't working on nothing but
• 47:03
  Speaker 20: my pack.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Right right right, Well, let me say I'm glad you
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: brought that up. This This wouldn't reason why I call you,
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: uh huh uh of course I did call to pray
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: for you, Yes, you know, because I want to make
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: sure that that that that you make it through this successfully.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: But what another reason why I getting around it is
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: here is uh, what I want to ask you. And
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: I know we we you know we've never met face
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: to face. I've seen you a couple of times, like
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: I said, the church, but you've been out most time.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: Uh you're with your sickness and whatnot. But now, what
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: what I was gonna ask you was, yeah, and I
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: know this is I hate to come at you in
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: the final hour and you're getting ready to go have
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: certain and all that, but if you don't mind it,
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: if you could see it in your heart to see
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: to do something for somebody else, yes, Uh, that's that's
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: the last will. You always supposed to have those who
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: right right, And I'm glad you you think like that
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: when they go in on Friday morning and and remove
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: that Chris out, Do you think that that that that
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: they could go in and get one of your kidneys?
• 48:08
  Speaker 20: Because I need one hold hold on just met begging
• 48:11
  Speaker 20: up what you say?
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: What you said, see see see what else I've been
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: going through myself with a little ailment and and I'm
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: wondering if if I need a kitteny, And I'm wondering
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: if you can give me one of yours when they
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: go in and get your pain, because they gonn already
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: have your open. Did you say you wanted them to
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: take one of my kidneys? Yeah, and give it to
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: me because I need one. You need a kidney? Yeah?
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: But what I mean you already gonna be laying there open.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, mister, you need a kidney. I need
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: help with my package. You gonna call me with Man,
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: this ain't no work of the Lord. Now you said
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: you're a dickon, Like I said, dickon patters of my name.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: But see what I'm asking you? If what what me?
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Brother Conny? What harm is it? If you already open
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: and laying on the table. Oh, you ain't hearing a
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: damn thing I said? Have you? I said, I'll be man,
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: you're crazy as hell. Now what I'm gonna have to do.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna need to call the pastor because here's something
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: going on here. You say you knew you madendamn new mister.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Matter of fact, you too damn new to know who
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: you're talking to. What I'm saying is you have two
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: look like you said, you say they did the MRI.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: I God, don't give up what I said they did. Man,
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: I got two kidneys. You got to one of your
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: advand that's your problem. Mister.
• 49:24
  Speaker 20: Let me tell you something. I'm trying to get well
• 49:26
  Speaker 20: and you call them with this, You say you a
• 49:29
  Speaker 20: new dickers. You damn show is and you won't be
• 49:31
  Speaker 20: at that church loan. I tell you that because if
• 49:33
  Speaker 20: I ever get gold to your sister. We got some
• 49:36
  Speaker 20: rinchmen and do.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: What is it gonna hurt for you to give me
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: one of them kittingers and both of them if both
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: them kitteners is good, ain't gonna hit him? Thank them?
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: You ain't kidding my kidney man can't go a huad?
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All I'm saying is,
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: if you're gonna be opening laying on the table, what
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: is it gonna hurt? I hit got me moved. Now
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: you're gonna tell Him'm open laying on the damn table?
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: What kind of a play you in charge of? Mister?
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you something I was. I need to
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: meet thank you before I get to the hospital, and
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: nobody can help. They got that damn bad getting to yours,
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: and I can tell you that we law. You won't
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: feel a damn thing.
• 50:07
  Speaker 20: I got that.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: I'll be damned if you gonna call and talk to
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: me out of one of my damn kiddings. Man, I'm
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: trying to live just like you, trying to let Nod
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: take care of me, because what you talking about, he
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus. You
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: can kiss my and get off my phone, that's what
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: you can do. Can I say one more thing to you?
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: What is you listening to me? Man? I to listen
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: to you, and you ain't talking about nothing that's got
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: nothing to do with what's going on with me? Mister
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: you running a game? If I could get to you
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: to put land in you? What can I just say
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: one more thing and then I'm gonna let you go?
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: Is you listening for what Bless just left you? Timing
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: by your daughter? Oh Lord, have that girl? Lord, have mercy, Lord,
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: have much Jesus and you all right? Brother Coudins Man, Man,
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: you the man me use language that I swear I
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: don't know nobody I heard my natism using that I
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: have stopped a long time ago talking that away. Please
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: forgive me, Lord hen merch whoa yo, I'm gonna have
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: to Lord, have mercy. My heart is time painting here. Lord,
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: have mercy. Jesus, this ain't me, This ain't me. And you,
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I joined Steve Harvey, if you
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: told me I do. Brother Colin, I gotta ask you
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: one more thing, man, what is the baddest I'm talking
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: about the baddest radio show in the land. It's gotta
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: be It's gotta be y'all. It's gotta be y'all. Hell,
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: I don't even remember the name of it now, Steve Harvey, Martin,
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Lord help us. I ain't gonna
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: forget it now.
• 51:42
  Speaker 9: I prayed that thing at the beginning. I was praying
• 51:44
  Speaker 9: that thing. Yeah, you know if you why are you
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: open this?
• 51:51
  Speaker 10: You open?
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: They just reach around?
• 51:53
  Speaker 9: Now, let me get one of them kidneys because I
• 51:55
  Speaker 9: need one that you don't mind get smooth cussed out
• 51:59
  Speaker 9: by Deacon ain't none.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
• 52:05
  Speaker 9: Not only am I shooting my TV show Ready to
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  Speaker 9: Love in your city, the City of Brotherly Love, but
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  Speaker 9: I'm also telling them jokes. That's right Helium Comedy Club.
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  Speaker 9: That is July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight. The
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  Speaker 9: nephew is in town. Tickets a own sale right now.
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  Speaker 2: Na I said it.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: A Shirly is on you up next to Strawberry Letter.
• 52:22
  Speaker 12: My husband is a thug and a prominent pastor. We'll
• 52:25
  Speaker 12: get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 52:29
  Speaker 12: Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 52:33
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• 52:48
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• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Buggle up and hold on tight. We got it for
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: you here. It is the Strawberry Letter.
• 52:53
  Speaker 11: Thank you nephew.
• 52:54
  Speaker 12: Subject my husband is a thug and a prominent pastor.
• 53:00
  Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married for seven years. I'm
• 53:03
  Speaker 12: forty three and my husband is thirty eight. But he
• 53:07
  Speaker 12: acts like the world owes him something and always has
• 53:10
  Speaker 12: a chip on his shoulder. He is argumentative and I
• 53:14
  Speaker 12: wanna be thug. He grew up in a rough area
• 53:16
  Speaker 12: and he had to make it out of a hood
• 53:18
  Speaker 12: on his own. But he won't acknowledge that he's in
• 53:21
  Speaker 12: a much better place spiritually and financially now. He will
• 53:25
  Speaker 12: preach a good sermon on Sunday, but Monday through Saturday
• 53:28
  Speaker 12: he curses, drinks, and he's a womanizing thug. He curses
• 53:34
  Speaker 12: like a sailor, and he loves to brag about fighting
• 53:36
  Speaker 12: and who's behind.
• 53:37
  Speaker 11: He could whoop if he had the chance.
• 53:40
  Speaker 12: He's cheated on me twice. The second time it happened,
• 53:43
  Speaker 12: I checked out of the marriage. I would love to
• 53:47
  Speaker 12: divorce him, but I can't because he is my sole
• 53:50
  Speaker 12: source of income. I got laid off in April of
• 53:53
  Speaker 12: last year, and I'm having a hard time finding a
• 53:56
  Speaker 12: full time job. He stands in the pulpit on sun
• 54:00
  Speaker 12: Days while I sit amongst the two or more women
• 54:02
  Speaker 12: he slept with at the church. A few sundays ago,
• 54:06
  Speaker 12: a female church member approached me and said my husband
• 54:09
  Speaker 12: made inappropriate remarks to her.
• 54:11
  Speaker 11: I told her that she should tell her husband.
• 54:13
  Speaker 12: A couple of days later, my husband came home and
• 54:16
  Speaker 12: said he got into a verbal altercation with the lady's
• 54:19
  Speaker 12: husband and I acted surprised. My husband was flustered and embarrassed.
• 54:24
  Speaker 12: I'm thinking all of the men in the church need
• 54:27
  Speaker 12: to know what he's up to. The two church members
• 54:30
  Speaker 12: he slept with are married, and I think their husband
• 54:33
  Speaker 12: should know what my husband has been doing. Should I
• 54:36
  Speaker 12: start a war at the church or leave vengeance up
• 54:38
  Speaker 12: to the Lord? Well, I'll say no, definitely, don't start
• 54:42
  Speaker 12: a war at the church. And the first lady, you
• 54:44
  Speaker 12: know the Bible does say vengeance is mine. You know
• 54:47
  Speaker 12: that vengeance is mine saith the Lord, so you already
• 54:52
  Speaker 12: know the answer to that. The question is what are
• 54:54
  Speaker 12: you going to do? I mean, I'm trying to figure
• 54:57
  Speaker 12: out how you're still with him. He's a hip chrit
• 55:01
  Speaker 12: he's supposed to be a changed man, and you know
• 55:04
  Speaker 12: all of that practice what he preaches every Sunday. And
• 55:07
  Speaker 12: you know, of course, I'm not saying that he should
• 55:09
  Speaker 12: be perfect, because you know he's still a man of course,
• 55:13
  Speaker 12: but nothing in the letter says that he's a man
• 55:16
  Speaker 12: of God except for that he goes Sunday and preaches
• 55:21
  Speaker 12: and preaches a good sermon. But after that, money through Saturday,
• 55:24
  Speaker 12: you know he's all in this thug life or whatever.
• 55:27
  Speaker 12: He's been trying to do. You say, he's a womanizing thug,
• 55:33
  Speaker 12: but then you're dependent upon him financially, so that makes
• 55:36
  Speaker 12: it hard for you to leave.
• 55:38
  Speaker 11: He's a cheater.
• 55:39
  Speaker 12: You've been humiliated every Sunday when you see these women's faces.
• 55:43
  Speaker 12: Your man is sexually harassing women at the church, and
• 55:46
  Speaker 12: and just wrong. He's just wrong on every level. I mean,
• 55:50
  Speaker 12: you can't change him, but I guess, you know, I
• 55:55
  Speaker 12: guess you should be planning your escape. I mean I
• 55:58
  Speaker 12: say escape because you got to get a from him,
• 56:00
  Speaker 12: at least for a little while. You got to do something.
• 56:03
  Speaker 12: I mean, he's not showing any signs of stopping. He's
• 56:06
  Speaker 12: not showing any signs of remorse or anything, and he's
• 56:09
  Speaker 12: being very disrespectful and self destructive, you know, really trying
• 56:14
  Speaker 12: not to I do ask you this. Try not to
• 56:17
  Speaker 12: make any emotional decisions like telling the husbands. You know,
• 56:21
  Speaker 12: like you said at the end of the letter, let
• 56:23
  Speaker 12: God handle that. You just continue to look for a
• 56:26
  Speaker 12: job because you know something is going to give eventually.
• 56:30
  Speaker 12: See if you have any friends or family members you
• 56:32
  Speaker 12: can trust that maybe can help you. And in the meantime,
• 56:35
  Speaker 12: maybe you could suggest counseling I doubt if he'll go.
• 56:39
  Speaker 12: Maybe you can suggest that, but definitely you have to
• 56:42
  Speaker 12: change your situation, your pattern, what you're doing, so to start.
• 56:46
  Speaker 11: Saving up if you.
• 56:47
  Speaker 12: Can, you know, get a little part time job or
• 56:50
  Speaker 12: something you're looking for full time.
• 56:52
  Speaker 11: But you've got to get out of there, because this
• 56:55
  Speaker 11: is not healthy, especially for.
• 56:56
  Speaker 12: You, Steve.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: You know this letter right here, it starts off as
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: a major conflict, just the subject my husband is a
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: thug and a prominent pastor. What Okay, let's just deal
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: with the he's a pastor part because he's really not
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: a thug. He's really really not He's nothing in this
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: letter he does is thuggish. I'm just but but he's
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: supposed to be a pastor, So let's get with the
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: conflict right away. He acts like the world owes him.
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: First of all, you took forty three and he thirty eight.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: What did he say to you to get you in
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: the first place? I don't even understand this here, but
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: that ain't what the letters about. But let me show
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: you the conflict of him being a prominent pastor. First thing,
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: he acts like the world owes him something. Here's another one.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: He always has a chip on his shoulder. Here's another one.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: He's argumented. And last but not least, he's a wanna
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: bee thug. How the hell did he get to be
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: the pastor? I mean, just these four qualities right here?
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: How did he become a prominent pastor? He grew up
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: in the work, in the rough air, had to make
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: it out the hood on his own.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: How many you know? How many of us got that story?
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Three on this show? On this show?
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: That damnar everybody I know that's anything damn near got
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: that story. Tell all of us on this show got
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: that story? So what is he talking about? He don't
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: acknowledge that he's in a much better place spiritually.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: What I can't tell you? I'm this and let it
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: just too much? All right, here we go.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: He will preach a good sermon on Sunday, but Monday
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: through Saturday he cusses, he drinks, and he's a womanizing thug. Okay,
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: now let's let's let's go back. He's your husband and
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: you're putting up with the cussing, the drinking, and the
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: womanize it. He cusses like a sailor, loves a brag
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: about fighting.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Hold on and who's behind? He could whoop if he
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: had a chance.
• 59:12
  Speaker 12: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming twenty three
• 59:16
  Speaker 12: minutes after the hour. Subject my husband is a thug
• 59:19
  Speaker 12: and a prominent pastor. We'll get back into it right
• 59:21
  Speaker 12: after this. You're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right,
• 59:26
  Speaker 12: come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject,
• 59:29
  Speaker 12: my husband is a thug and a prominent pastor.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: All right, the prominent pastor has these following qualities the world. Oh,
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: he acts like the well owe and something. He always
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: got a chip on his shoulder. He's argumented, and he's
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: a wanna be thug. You're married to him. He worked
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: his way out the hood, but he won't acknowledge that
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: he's in a better place because he wants to hold
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: up this little thug mentality for some dumb ass reason.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: He'll preach a.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: Good sermon on Sunday, but mone he cusses, drinks, and
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: he's a womanizing thug. So he has a lot of
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: women and obviously you know this. Cusses like a sailor.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: He loves a brag about fighting and who's behind. He
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: could whoop if he had a chance. You always got
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: the chance to jump on somebody if that opportunity is available.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: Twenty four seven. You just going over there and start
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: to fight, if that's what you want to do. He
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: just talking, he running his damn mouf.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: He ain't whooping.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: Nobody asks. But this dude right here is worse than that.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: Now you said he's cheated on me twice. The second
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: time it happened, you checked out the marriage. Then you
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: say I would love to divorce him, but I can't
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: because he's my sole source of income. Okay, now we
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: have to deal with this part for a second. So
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: I understand that. I mean, look, don't think I don't.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: So I got it. You you ain't got no means
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: of taking care of yourself and everything. I get it.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: I'm not naive to that. But now let's go with
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: what you have to swallow to have this roof over
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: your head and car to drive. He acts like the
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: world owe him something. He's argumenting, got a chip on
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: his shoulder. He's sleeping with women at the church. You
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: know about it. And you got to deal with all
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: that if you want to keep having the key to
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: that house.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: I just I don't. Is it worth it? Is it
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: worth it?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: I would love to divorce him, but I can't because
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: he's my sole source of I got laid off in
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: April last year, having a hard time finding full time job.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: He stands in the pool pitch on Sundays while I
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: sit amongst the two or more women he slept with
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: at church. Woo, you.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: You bad girl? You you you a bad girl. Man.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: You use use a bad girl, and you gotta swallow
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: a lot. Look, I don't know where your relatives at.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: I don't know who you could move in with temporarily.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you think you're walking away from
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: something and leaving it to somebody else. But you ain't
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: got nothing though. I mean, he's doggish.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Man. This dude is doggish. But here the one that
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: got it.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: A few sundays ago, female churchmen approached me and said,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: my husband made an inappropriate remark to her. You told
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: her you should tell her husband. A couple days later,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: my husband came home, said he got into a verbal
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: altercation with the lady's husband and acted surprise, what happened
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: to all that ass whooping he was gonna do?
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: Remember that?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: Remember that, you know, if you really wanted to whoop
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: somebody ass. This was the perfect opportunity. Dude up in
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: your face accusing you of something you probably gonna act
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: like you didn't do. So you're gonna act like you
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: didn't say it. You got to because you're the pastor,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: because you can't admit it, because you know if you
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: admit you did what you said, you know this dude
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: gonna light into you.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: So your little husband is a little coward.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: Now my husband was flustered and embarrassed once again? What
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: happened to this ass whooman he been wanting to do?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: See the man approached you? Now you flustered in the back.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: Where is all these ass whoopers at?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 10: When you come home?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Give me one? Come on, Jack Johnson, show me something.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking of all the men in the church that
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: need to know what he's up to. The two church
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: members he slept with, a married and I think that
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: husband should know what my husband has been doing.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, now.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: Your husband has been talking about whooping a lot of
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: people's behind.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: But if you go to these.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: Women, husband and tellness eager, he shure gonna be involved
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: in ask what was there?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: And he ain't gonna want neither one of them. But
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: they gonna do something to your husband, see you, they
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: gonna do something to him.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: So I agree with Shirley. I don't think you should
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: say it to them. I think the bigger problem for
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: you is what you gonna do. I think that's the
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: bigger problem. I think your situation you should start focusing
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: on you. You've already checked out the marriage. It ain't
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: much of a marriage. What you're willing to lose you
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: don't have. You don't have no cause. He's disrespectful, he's misleading,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: he's overbearing, he's the bully pull pit. He's abusive to you.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: He treats you any kind of way. And if I
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: were you, I would just find a way to remove
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: myself from that situation. All you got to do is
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: gone a bout your business. You ain't got to do nothing.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: You can't stand in the poor pit, claim to be
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: God's man and be doing what you You might be
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: getting away with it to them people, but you ain't
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: getting away from God.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: You walk away from it.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: Go set yourself up, Go stay at relative's house, get
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: out of that situation. Because the London Bridge is falling down.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, post your comments.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 12: Thank you, Steve On Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey
• 1:05:16
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• 1:05:18
  Speaker 12: podcast on demand. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 12: there's a new study out and researchers have identified a
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 12: strong sign of lying is mimicking the body language of
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 12: the person they're lying too, a liar and a copycat.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 12: The title of a new study now published in the
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 12: Royal Society's Open Science Journal could later lead to application
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 12: applications of the theory in criminal justice. Wow, so, Steve,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 12: Tommy and JUNR. What's your physical tell when you're lying?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: I do a lot of blame.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah, can you not look at why would we sit
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 10: here tell that right there?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Why would we do that?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 10: We know I'm.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: I ain't got no tail. I lie to you as
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: dead in your faces. I ain't no tail, ain't my lines.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: You can't ever bust me on the original line. You
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: you can go days and do some fact checking and
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: come up with the truth. But the moment I'm telling
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: the lie, very very.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 18: Girl.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 7: What what tail?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: Right now? Sir?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 11: Color is your shirt?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 12: What it is?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 11: It's leopard?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: Excuse me? If you've ever seen when have you ever
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: seen a black leopard.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 11: That'ar, Yes, the jaguar.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: Wipe your camera off.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 11: You're just gonna go with the line right down.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: I gotta keep it going.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 11: Well, have you ever been man?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Show something? What have y'all not? Immediately?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: Let me ask you something, y'all Probably y'all ain't never
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: took a polygraph before?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: I never you took a polygraph before?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: Hell?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you comed.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Take the tail you will take.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: I didn't become a comedian until I was twenty seven.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: I didn't get famous at this till I was thirty eight.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: Poly Have I ever took a protagraph of federal charges?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: Here? You mean?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 11: Please?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: You have them gone?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: I've been cleared. I'm fine. It's been way more than
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: seven years. I can't get on none of this year.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Your pass every line, my ass off time lied right
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: to his ass.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 11: You need to go on first forty eight or something.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 11: See if they can.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: Only thing got me was that video surveillance. I was
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: standing there right there with the dude.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: When the truth, Well, that's how you.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: Get good at it, Shirley, And what you have to
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: lie when you don't have to lie, that that gives
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: you the expertise, y'all, wait till it's time to lie.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 11: They got a horrible liar. I'm a horrible life I
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 11: really am. I really am. I'm the worst. All right,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 11: you're listening Morning show. All right, So guys, here's a
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 11: question for you. Do you have a hiding place in
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 11: your home to just have a few minutes alone?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 12: I mean everybody should have someplace, some little getaway place
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 12: that they can have some me time. For instance, some
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 12: women like to have what they call a she shed
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 12: or a small room that they can read in or
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 12: just chill in. You know what, I love the bathroom.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 12: Men usually go into the garage or their man cave
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 12: or the basement or someplace.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 12: Do you take an extended break in your home hiding place?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 12: Do you do it every day?
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Is the question?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 12: Or does your family know not to disturb you when
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 12: you're in your favorite room or you're hiding place.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 11: Come on, Steve, I know you take time for yourself.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 11: I always done that.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: I go, I go to San Diego. You lead a house, Yeah,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: get the hell out. Can't follow me down now, Damn.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: Grand kids know how to use the elevator and everything.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: I'll be Damn I'm going to Sandy Eggles.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 11: It's beautiful there.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: I don't care if it is not there.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I left.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 11: I will be in my bathroom for out words.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom in the bad because.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 12: I have a TV in there, and you know I
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 12: do my makeup, you know. Yeah, I don't mean the water.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 12: You don't mean no, no, no, I don't time. I
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 12: spend most of my time in the bathroom.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, not there.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: I just.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 11: Yes, that's a separate with the bad.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: I got my TV right in front of the toilet
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: and a computer.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Oh no, that's how you go from No, that's how you.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: I don't miss nothing because when I'm watching the game,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: I just get up and going in the bathroom. It's
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: on the wall right in front of you. That's yeah
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: that I ain't nothing up a little highway. You can
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: keep your head up. You don't want to look either,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: keep your head up, your digestive tracking.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: More open the slight little.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 11: What about you tell me I'm in.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: My theater, I can get away from the theater. Did
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: you hear that, rich ass?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, you.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Said a rich as statement. I ain't saying that.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: You said.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: My kids on my grand baby's on the elevator. I
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing at your elevator in your house.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: I ain't even paying that no change. I know you
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: say that I was going to because I ain't going up. Now,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: go ahead, t you got the rooms in this I
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: thought I had it limited.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well July passed his elevator on my theater.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Hey, Junior, which one of your rooms in your house
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: is your theater?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's hear from the poet.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: I have no theater.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: What I had to do is take some some drapes
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: and put them on the side of the TV. Make
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: my ass in the with the I'm gonna make a theater.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Hold on, y'all, come out the kitchen. Drake's gonna catch you.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna make a field. That boy to be nice,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: ain't I go to my theater.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: Thoroughly nothing. I can't say nothing.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 11: How many seats in the theater, I'm not.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: Telling so many. They can't find him in there? You
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: shut up, Steve, where theater? Go down front? See if
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: he's down now.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: I said, go down to the theater. I better take
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: my hand down.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 7: I ain't gonna look in the bark and to see
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 7: him be up now, DNA.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Ask me where I go to get away? That's all
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I said.
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  Speaker 11: Man, well the Lord is still blessing me.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't even know you had.
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  Speaker 2: If you're talking like you had one, I gotta change.
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  Speaker 2: I talked to you.
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  Speaker 11: How are you talking to him from?
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  Speaker 2: Like he ain't had no thiat?
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  Speaker 11: Now he got a thief.
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  Speaker 14: I gotta change. I talked to him, man, mister nephew.
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  Speaker 2: Now, hey, missus nephew, what.
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  Speaker 7: Time you go down to the.
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  Speaker 2: Ohhead?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: What head? So steph.
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  Speaker 11: In case you don't make it to San Diego, what
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 11: what room in your home do you go to?
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  Speaker 1: Where do you go?
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  Speaker 2: I go all the way down to the placement. It's
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: down there, then down there this little man cave I got.
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  Speaker 11: Oh okay, all right, see, oh all right.
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  Speaker 12: Coming up more of today's trending stories on the Steve
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  Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show, and we'll.
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  Speaker 11: Be back in twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah you're listening.
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  Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 12: According to the Washington Post, getting hot and sweaty between
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 12: the sheets can feel like a workout, and several recent
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 12: studies look into answering is sex exercise. Researchers in Spain
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  Speaker 12: study couples and found that sex counts as moderate exercise
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  Speaker 12: as it revs up the heart rate and burns calories,
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  Speaker 12: but just how much varies widely. The amount of time
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 12: people spend having sex also varies, with young, healthy couples
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  Speaker 12: going at it for an average of thirty two minutes,
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  Speaker 12: while couples with health conditions last about nineteen minutes.
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  Speaker 1: So here's a question for you, guys.
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  Speaker 11: Guys, Yeah, that's me right back, the health conditions. That's
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  Speaker 11: why I'm in nineteen nineteen.
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  Speaker 12: You're all right, So come on, sexy guys.
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  Speaker 11: Do you consider sex of workout?
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  Speaker 12: And do you ever look at your fitness tracker to
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 12: see how many calories it burns or your heart rate?
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  Speaker 11: That's the question.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I can't have nothing on me. I can't have
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  Speaker 5: no extra chords or nothing. I had a watch caught
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: on the sheet of none of that. I can't have
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  Speaker 5: nothing to throw my rhythm off. I can't hear no
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  Speaker 5: long go off.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Warning, warning, you're in the red. You're in the red.
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  Speaker 2: You're a heart rating through hard road off. You're dying.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: You are dying.
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  Speaker 12: You had it coming up at thirty three minutes after
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 12: the hour. We'll play around it. Would you rather right
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  Speaker 12: after this this guy?
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  Speaker 14: No, I don't know him.
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  Speaker 12: You're listening.
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  Speaker 11: Morning show?
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  Speaker 12: All right, guys, it's time now for another round of
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 12: would you rather?
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  Speaker 13: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Here we go?
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather never be able to take a hot
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 12: shower or never be able to eat fried food again,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 12: specifically fried chicken and fried catfish?
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  Speaker 5: I never, I know, I never have fried food again. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: take a shower, hot shower, no hot show? Who on
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  Speaker 5: a cold shower?
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  Speaker 11: A lot of people take cold showers.
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  Speaker 17: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't, but they do. I need a show. I
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  Speaker 2: take too many a day. I need a shower. It
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  Speaker 2: can't be cold.
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  Speaker 11: Yesterday, your nephew takes three showers a day.
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  Speaker 5: No stop letting him tell y'all that before taking no
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  Speaker 5: damn three showers a day.
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  Speaker 2: We've got stuff to sing with you.
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  Speaker 5: You got a radio show, he got radio show, he tool,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: and he got a TV show and a game show.
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  Speaker 5: Where the hell he got time to take three damn
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: showers a day? Y'all letting him tell y'all this stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Fall dude?
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  Speaker 5: Hold up, hold, let me paint this picture for you.
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  Speaker 5: Got a four hour radio show that he do every day.
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  Speaker 5: He got a TV show, he got game show, he toured,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: he got kids, he gotta go to baseball games with,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: He got to go to proms and stuff with. He
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  Speaker 5: got family time, and he got white. How you take
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: three showers a day?
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  Speaker 2: He worked? Shall letting him tell you that fault? How
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  Speaker 2: would you know all that? Cause I got moded, he
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  Speaker 2: got He's got no time for no damn three shows day.
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  Speaker 5: Gotta make this money, man, three damn showers a day,
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  Speaker 5: call I get hold sometime I fall asleep in my office.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: Ain't gonna be no damn shower now, Rich sitting up
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: in here, Man sitting up here, you just like my
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: stylist Ellie with his little simple ass, over overdoing and
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: all this had notion and baby in his damn So
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: get your let we go. Man sitting up in here,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: rubbing all between your damn toes, put some all on
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: your foot and let's.
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  Speaker 2: Go take all this damn showers. No you ain't that
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: damn queen. We got to go. I do, thank you
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  Speaker 2: all right, all right? Next one him tell you that
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  Speaker 2: for go ahead.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 12: But you rather have the ability to read minds, or
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 12: you rather have the ability to move objects with your mind?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Moving my object, you want to read mind.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Or would you want to reading I know you don't
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: like me. I don't need to read my mind. No,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: I don't need that.
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  Speaker 5: I want to move stuff with my mind. All right,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: you walking down and mailbox over in front of your head.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: You can watch your money on.
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  Speaker 1: Man coming up.
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  Speaker 12: At forty nine minutes after the hour, it's our last
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 12: break of the day and we'll get some closing remarks
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  Speaker 12: from the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
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  Speaker 11: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 12: All right, here we are, Steve, last break of the day.
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  Speaker 11: It's been a great day.
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  Speaker 4: What a day, What a day.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a crazy day today.
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  Speaker 11: So Steve, now it's time for you to take us
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  Speaker 11: home with your closing remarks.
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  Speaker 5: My closing remarks today are going to be based around
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  Speaker 5: the value of yourself. I think this is important. Tommy
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  Speaker 5: sent this to me, you know, a billboard, and it
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  Speaker 5: really triggered me to thinking, I'm gonna share that with you.
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  Speaker 5: But it all pertains to the value of yourself. This
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: can pertain to you in terms of reaching your goals,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: your dreams, all in business, and this is for you
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: to consider in the relationship of love, It is amazing
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  Speaker 5: to me while I talk to people, and people talk
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: about how they're being treated and handled it and represented
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: and dealt with, and they can't seem to get nobody
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: to see their value in their worth.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm sitting the bere going wait a minute, Wait
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  Speaker 2: a minute.
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  Speaker 5: You can't try to get someone to see something in
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: you that you don't see in yourself.
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  Speaker 2: It starts with you.
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  Speaker 5: You know, you've all heard the saying beauty is on
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: the inside. Is not just skin deep. That's true. Confidence
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  Speaker 5: is not an outward emotion. It's something that starts from within.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Everything starts from within, and it exudes and and manifest
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: itself in the outward shape or form. So if you
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  Speaker 5: want people to value you, you must first value yourself.
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  Speaker 5: I tell my daughters all the time, you can train
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  Speaker 5: a man how to treat you well, Daddy, how do
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: you train a man? You just don't accept bad treatment
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  Speaker 5: from him. If you don't accept bad treatment from him,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: little girl of mine, then guess what. He can't keep
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: giving it to you. A person can only treat you
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  Speaker 5: the way you allow them to do it. If you
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: don't accept a man coming to pick you up late
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: all the time. But you stop going with him every
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: time he late. The next time he want to go
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: out you, he got to be on time.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 5: If he don't want to be on time, then guess
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: what you don't go out. You've trained him how to
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: treat you, and if he don't line up with what
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: you want, then guess what he not for you. At
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: least you don't have to be mistreated the way he
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: want to treat you by simply not allowing him to
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: treat you any way he wants to. You cannot have
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 5: high value for yourself and expect someone else to have
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: a high value of you. That goes into same thing
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: with business. You can't go in and ask for a
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: raise if you don't think you deserve one. What would
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  Speaker 5: cause you to walk in there and ask for a
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  Speaker 5: raise if you don't think you deserve one, If you
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  Speaker 5: don't have the facts to back up a raise, you
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  Speaker 5: can't want more money just because you don't spend all
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: the money you have. You got to go in there
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  Speaker 5: and ask for a raise because you can show value
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  Speaker 5: to the company. You'll worth this much more to the company.
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  Speaker 5: The company has become this because of you. Then you
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  Speaker 5: can show your value. Then you can go in there
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  Speaker 5: with a raise, and you can go in there with
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  Speaker 5: some confidence with the raids. It happens with goals and dreams.
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  Speaker 5: If you aim too low, your problem is you might
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: hit it. But I'm gonna say that for tomorrow. So
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  Speaker 5: it's what you think of yourself, how you value yourself,
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  Speaker 5: that matters most. Now let me tell you what was
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  Speaker 5: said to me, and listen to this real careful, because
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  Speaker 5: this is gonna register with a lot of people.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me.
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  Speaker 5: If you aren't being treated with love and respect, check
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: your price tag. Maybe you've marked yourself down. It is
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: you who tells people what you're worth. Get off the
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  Speaker 5: clearest rack and get behind the glass where they keep
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: the values.
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  Speaker 2: It's you who tells people what you're worth.
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  Speaker 5: Get off the clearest rack and get behind the glass
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  Speaker 5: where they keep the value. Stop acting like you aside
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  Speaker 5: walk sail. Stop acting like you can be picked up
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: at the swap meat. Stop acting like you belong in
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: the junk yard. You a new car, don't act like
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: an old car. I don't care how old you are
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: to somebody. You got to be a new car. Stop
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 5: putting yourself on the sales rack when clearly you deserve
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: full price. If you lower the value for yourself, that's
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: what we'll pay for you. And that's how we'll treat you.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 5: And that's how we respect. If you don't respect yourself,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: if I see you constantly disrespecting yourself, then you're gonna
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: turn to me and demand respect.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: How how does that work?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: Be?
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  Speaker 5: That be a coat where they got to lock on it. See,
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  Speaker 5: you can't take me off the rack and just try
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 5: me on. No, that ain't how this work. See, but
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: now you go over that to that valuable section in
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: the store. You everybody been to Mason's. You got that
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: stuff where you got to go get a salesperson to
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: come and unlock it for you to even try it on.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: That's cause they don't put a value on that. Are
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: you going over there and just put the little shirt on?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: T shirts ain't locked up. Anybody can get one if
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: you steal this T shirt. It ain't that big a loss.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: They ain't a four dollars pack of three. Come over here,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: by the swede, Come over here, by this first stuff.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: We got locks on this stuff right here because it
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: has value. We know it has value. So we can't
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: just let you try to stop letting people just try
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: you on.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: You got it.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: Put a value to yourself. Maintain it. You determine your value.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: Don't let other people do it. You do it all right.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Those are my closer.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 11: Drop the mic, Drop the mic, Baby.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: Blake it, Tommy, appreciate you pimp needed that.
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