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Church, LA Earthquake, Kanye West, Million Dollar DNA, Hot Garbage, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: out to turn water wan go come come on your
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  Speaker 1: thing at it. Uh huh. I shall will a good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on Digney
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  Speaker 1: now one and on it. Steve Hardy got a radio show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: today is simple. I got it together. I didn't have to.
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  Speaker 1: I gave a little thought this morning. I actually got
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  Speaker 1: up in um, I went to the gym and I
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  Speaker 1: make time for that too. Man. That's but that that's
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  Speaker 1: that's that's that's kind of what I want to speak
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  Speaker 1: with everybody about today because I want to remind you
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  Speaker 1: and if you haven't heard it, I'm gonna share it
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  Speaker 1: with you. I want to tell you. I want to
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  Speaker 1: just talk to you about effort today, just about effort.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's it's it's it's a word that people
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  Speaker 1: use to describe sometimes trying. But what I found out
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  Speaker 1: about trying is trying is just a noble way of
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  Speaker 1: saying you didn't get it done. I tried when and
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  Speaker 1: then everybody go, well, he tried, that was the best. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's not exactly true though, that that's that's not
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  Speaker 1: exactly true. You are, and I want to talk to
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  Speaker 1: you about that because I don't want you to be
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  Speaker 1: one of the people who just tried. See trying, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you to it. To attempt something, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to first try. But I want you to
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  Speaker 1: change your mind set from trying to getting it done. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's a that's a big difference. When you say I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna get it done and when somebody says to me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try. Those are two different people I'm talking to.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really more apt to listen to the person that
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  Speaker 1: says to me, I'm gonna get it done, because trying
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  Speaker 1: to me, I know what that means. Man. And oftentimes
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  Speaker 1: when you've tried, have you ever noticed that you've not
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  Speaker 1: gotten it done? It's because when you go in with
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  Speaker 1: the mindset of trying, I'm gonna try. What try does
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  Speaker 1: is it allows you to fail. Trying allows you to fail.
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  Speaker 1: Because if all you're gonna do is try, anybody can try.
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  Speaker 1: It's the person that has the mindset that I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get it done. Is the person who changes the complexion
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  Speaker 1: of things, who changes the outcome of thing, who gets
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  Speaker 1: a different results. I'm gonna get it done. It's very
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  Speaker 1: different than I'm gonna try. You know, look, man, I know,
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  Speaker 1: I know this sounds a little harsh, but but you
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  Speaker 1: gotta stop feeding yourself these little old wise sayings that
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  Speaker 1: ain't it was a valiant tribe. Hey man, you talk
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  Speaker 1: to anybody that took second place in the super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: and see how they feel about their value. Try. The
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  Speaker 1: only way to gain God's real blessings is you have
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  Speaker 1: to try something. Stevie backpedalin. Now, listen to me close.
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  Speaker 1: You have to put forth an effort to to allow
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  Speaker 1: God to put his finger on something to bless on
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  Speaker 1: your behalf. You must start to attempt now, insane getting
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  Speaker 1: it done, And I'm gonna try. That's a difference of
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  Speaker 1: two different faiths to me. That's I'm just talking about me. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You may be different, so I can't I can't say
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  Speaker 1: this about you, but I can't say this about me.
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  Speaker 1: If I say I'm gonna get it done, I have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of faith in it. I am going to
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  Speaker 1: get it done because I just don't see failure as
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  Speaker 1: an option. A lot of times now, if somebody says
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  Speaker 1: to me, like, the Olympic team invited me out to
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  Speaker 1: curl one day, which is thirty stones on the ice.
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  Speaker 1: If you're not familiar with it's very simple, and so
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  Speaker 1: I said, man, I'd like to give that a try.
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  Speaker 1: I went in full well knowing I may not come
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  Speaker 1: away from this little curling lesson as a person who
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  Speaker 1: could make the Olympic team. I just wanted to try
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  Speaker 1: it because I thought it looked cool and always wanted
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  Speaker 1: to get it done. Well. I failed twice. I threw
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  Speaker 1: a stone completely into the other lane. I lost that
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  Speaker 1: little ice shoe shot out under me. But you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I kept trying though. I kept trying until I got
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  Speaker 1: four of them stones in that circle right where I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: But now had I give it up after I failed,
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  Speaker 1: after I threw that stone in the other lane, after
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  Speaker 1: I shot my shoe down all the way to the
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  Speaker 1: bottom side of the little ice shoe they give you.
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  Speaker 1: I never did it, but because I was trying. Something
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  Speaker 1: got me together a little bit because of my effort,
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  Speaker 1: and it caused me not to fall the next time,
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  Speaker 1: not to throw it in the other lane, not to
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  Speaker 1: shoot my shoe to the back of the wall. All
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, my trying became something. Now had I
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  Speaker 1: stayed out there and it wasn't so cold, and I
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  Speaker 1: went back week after week after week after week. I
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  Speaker 1: promise you I could get it done. I could at
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  Speaker 1: least know how to compete in the game of curling.
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  Speaker 1: Might not be the best. I might not win the championship,
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  Speaker 1: but I could have got it done to the point
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  Speaker 1: where I could have competed in the game of curling.
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  Speaker 1: So sometimes if you're scared to say I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it done, just go out there and get started. You know,
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  Speaker 1: learn from every attempt that you make. See, don't quit
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  Speaker 1: writing yourself off as a failure every time something don't
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  Speaker 1: go right. When I failed on that ice, I could
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  Speaker 1: have said, man, I can't curl, but hold up, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm watching for other women out here, curl for other dudes.
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  Speaker 1: I did crying little kids out did curling. Hold up pardner.
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  Speaker 1: You know, man, So I learned when I threw that
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  Speaker 1: stone on the other ice, when I when I failed,
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  Speaker 1: when when my shoe shot off, I learned from every
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  Speaker 1: attempt a little bit more about it. And then I
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  Speaker 1: said to myself at one point time, man, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get the stone in that circle. I'm gonna get this
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  Speaker 1: stone in this circle. And guess what I got it done.
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  Speaker 1: Now what you're saying to me, Steve, I'm saying to
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  Speaker 1: you that you gotta get started, that you gotta put
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  Speaker 1: forth an ever give God something to bless Oh God,
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  Speaker 1: bless me, Oh God, bless me, bless you? What? Bless you? Where?
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  Speaker 1: Bless you? How? Stop basing your results on what you're thinking.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta think higher. You get God in your life, man,
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  Speaker 1: He allows you to think higher, bigger, better more. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sitting up here my debt. I came up with a
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  Speaker 1: plan to get out of debt in five years. I
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  Speaker 1: came up with this plan, right. I was sitting up
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  Speaker 1: and I was tripping on it. Now. I said, wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, man, hold up, and this is what I
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  Speaker 1: came up with. I said, God created heaven and earth,
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  Speaker 1: all of it, the mountains, the sky, the valleys, the oceans, trees,
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  Speaker 1: the birds, all of this. Man, Mount Everest, the Gobi Desert,
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  Speaker 1: the Indian Ocean, all of it. Made all of it
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  Speaker 1: in six days, and then he rested on the seventh.
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  Speaker 1: So why am I taking to God the five year plan?
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  Speaker 1: If he can create heaven and Earth in six days,
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  Speaker 1: why am I walking in there talking about helped me
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  Speaker 1: in five years? How is it gonna take God five
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  Speaker 1: years to getting me out of debt? And he made
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  Speaker 1: heaven and Earth in six days? Do the math? Hill, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't that big. You ain't that big. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: in that much trouble. I ain't in that much trouble. See,
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  Speaker 1: God got a way of showing you some things, man,
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  Speaker 1: but it's gonna take some faith, and faith gonna take
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  Speaker 1: some effort on your part. Man, get out and do something. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you God to bless you a little bit and give
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  Speaker 1: you a little bit more courage. And then all them
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  Speaker 1: attempts you making is gonna and all that. So I'll try.
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  Speaker 1: You know what that turned into. I'm gonna get it done.
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  Speaker 1: And at the end of the day, that's what you
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  Speaker 1: have to do, because trying to pay your rent and
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  Speaker 1: not paying your rent it's two different things. You could
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  Speaker 1: you can try to play your pay your rent, or
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  Speaker 1: you can get it done. Now, how long you think
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna stay in that house trying. You got to
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  Speaker 1: go with the mindset of getting it done. And if
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  Speaker 1: you can put some stuff out there and give God
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  Speaker 1: a chance to put his finger on and bless it
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  Speaker 1: for you the most stuff he can do for you.
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  Speaker 1: Quit looking around whether everybody else gotten, gonna get some
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  Speaker 1: of it for yourself. Okay, all right, you're listening, ladies
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  Speaker 1: before we go. Okay, okay, so how would you guys? Evening?
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  Speaker 1: Everything was great, it was oh my god. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: What did you do? Steve? Nice? Steve? I worked dude radio,
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  Speaker 1: right off for Rampage. She went right into another movie,
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  Speaker 1: bless her Heart. Man, she dropped all that weight weight.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you see how you Wallace is still friends? I
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  Speaker 1: really don't. Man. We don't have coming up something funny.
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  Speaker 1: We'll still see how long night Steve will last. We'll
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  Speaker 1: know it is time to take yoke. But the church,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean when you went, you get up
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  Speaker 1: and you go, whoa I need to go get somebody
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  Speaker 1: needs to lay hands on me right now. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: how did I get here? When you wake up and
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  Speaker 1: you with somebody and you don't know their name, it
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  Speaker 1: is time? Who who you talk about? Backsliding? Yeah? How
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  Speaker 1: long we've been laying Why I got handcuffs? Try to
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  Speaker 1: go back to church? When you wake up and this
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  Speaker 1: bike box you can't explain nothing? Who? I'm doing too much?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing too much? You know. It's when you wake
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  Speaker 1: up and you got her phone on what to here?
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  Speaker 1: We what? And it's backwards you in the back and
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  Speaker 1: VIP crazy visual right there. That one. It's time for
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  Speaker 1: you to go back to the church. When you're starting
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  Speaker 1: to look at your boys grandmama and starting to feel
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  Speaker 1: some time. Yeah, who is that youth? To me? I
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  Speaker 1: never felt away? All right? It's one. You know it's
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  Speaker 1: time to go back to church when you see spake
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  Speaker 1: marks on your behind and you don't know how they
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  Speaker 1: got that? Yeah, excuse me? Did you know? And it's
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  Speaker 1: a man hand. It's pretty rough another way you know what? Actually?
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  Speaker 1: Happy day when your lights watering? Gay get turned off
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  Speaker 1: the same day. You can't do Nothing's time, you know
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  Speaker 1: it's time to go back. When you wake up and
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  Speaker 1: your whole chest is Pierre, I need the Lord h
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  Speaker 1: time of you to go back to the church. You've
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  Speaker 1: been arguing with this fine girl for on a head,
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  Speaker 1: trying to convince her that ain't no way y'all can
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  Speaker 1: because it's go We're not really cousins. Now, come on,
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  Speaker 1: how you fi were right down to the fifth? The fifth?
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  Speaker 1: It's time to go back to church. You know it's
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  Speaker 1: time to go back to church. When you wake up
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  Speaker 1: with a tattoo that says Veronica and you don't know
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  Speaker 1: know that name is Ron. It's it's time to go
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  Speaker 1: back the church. Where you start stalking anybody, oh little
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  Speaker 1: women talking about every way they it's time to go
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  Speaker 1: back to church. You had a wonderful night with a woman.
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  Speaker 1: You wake up and passed by the bathroom and she's
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  Speaker 1: standing up. Happening happened? Is that? Help me? Come on?
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  Speaker 1: See you wake up in the morning. This is how
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  Speaker 1: you know it? Really? You got to go now you
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  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning. Yeah, it's eight eight open
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  Speaker 1: condom wrappers in the bed. You have no idea you
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  Speaker 1: did that, though you did not necessarily. You know it's
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  Speaker 1: time to go back to church. When you wake up
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  Speaker 1: with a glass I you're holding a glass out of
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  Speaker 1: nowhere to nowhere. It's time to church. You run around
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  Speaker 1: looking at other people. Yeah, where did that get? It's
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  Speaker 1: really time to go back to church. Okay, when you
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  Speaker 1: wake up outside it's somebody else's driveway. You have no idea?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's pretty light. You know it's it's time to
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  Speaker 1: go back to church. When you wake up and everybody
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  Speaker 1: around you got clue klu klan hood? What did I do? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Time for you to go back to church? You wake up,
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  Speaker 1: you got a pentagon drawing on your chest, and you
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  Speaker 1: got a book entitled Team Cool Things about say you
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  Speaker 1: need to get yea. You know it's you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: time to go back to your church. When you wake
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  Speaker 1: up with peanut butter all over your body, no jeal,
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  Speaker 1: no jelly, one more if you would do you your
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  Speaker 1: son's high school basketball and you can't quit thinking about
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  Speaker 1: one of them cheery. Yeah, to go back in time
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  Speaker 1: to get back up in there, coming up next, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: tell me he's run that frank back. Yeah, yeah, everybody
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  Speaker 1: this is Neil when you were locked into the best
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  Speaker 1: Harvey any show coming up. At the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: we will tell you, guys what we were all doing
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  Speaker 1: when the Callie earthquake hit the other day. But right
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  Speaker 1: now it is time for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back. What you got praise dank. Then we talked
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  Speaker 1: about this yesterday at we're not feeling it at all.
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  Speaker 1: You need to Yeah, But since they don't talk, do
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  Speaker 1: they answer the phone? Hello, this is the day that
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  Speaker 1: the Lord is made. Let us rejoice and be glad
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  Speaker 1: in And how you doing? I'm looking for such This
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  Speaker 1: is such brother full of from the church. How are you? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm brother phone? How are you? I'm good? I'm good. Um.
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  Speaker 1: We wanted to give you a call about the about
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  Speaker 1: the praise dancing this at the church. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to really show you how much, uh, you're
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  Speaker 1: doing a great job over there with the praise dances
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  Speaker 1: and you you definitely do a great job on uh
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  Speaker 1: every third Sunday that you guys actually performed everybody seemed
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  Speaker 1: to really like it. Well, thank you, thank you. What
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  Speaker 1: can I do for you today? It was a bit
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  Speaker 1: of a situation with um. You know, it's been brought
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  Speaker 1: to our attention. We actually had a small gathering, a
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  Speaker 1: little meeting about it and wanted to I've been elected
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  Speaker 1: to actually give you a call. Who is this? I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: who are you? King? Brother full of uh huh and
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  Speaker 1: and who had a meeting uh some of the brothers
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  Speaker 1: at the church and and uh path to actually sad
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  Speaker 1: in for a moment on it. And I was actually
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  Speaker 1: elected to actually just give you a call and nothing
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  Speaker 1: that I don't think we can't get rectified and you know,
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  Speaker 1: move on slouthly as we normally do. But I just
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  Speaker 1: think it's we wanted to reach out to you and
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  Speaker 1: kind of make you aware of it. If it's if
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  Speaker 1: you don't mind, okay, um, And what things are those? Well?
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  Speaker 1: Sinceter Tana. Has any of the praise dances before they
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  Speaker 1: became praise dances? Was was was any of them strippers?
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  Speaker 1: I beg your pardners. Was any of the praise dancers
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  Speaker 1: that at the church that you have on the praise
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  Speaker 1: team right now with any of them strippers in the past.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir, I don't I don't really know who
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  Speaker 1: you are, um, and I don't really understand this line
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  Speaker 1: of question. But like I said, i'm brother full. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think we've met. But uh, like I said, I've
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  Speaker 1: been elected to give you a call. Not now. It
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: seems like what happened is this past week when you
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: all actually uh danced, it seemed like a couple of
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: the girls was actually gy raiding during the praise routine. Hey,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: what chat rating brother for? I don't know who you are,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: and I don't know what you saw. None of my girls,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: which I rating, they were dancing for the lord. And
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I think if you look through your lord's I perhaps
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: you would see them better instead of maybe you were
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: looking through the chat rating. No, No, she's a couple
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: of the girls. We can point them out. A couple
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: of them have uh strip girl tendencies of it then,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: because some of them has been girls dead to see
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  Speaker 1: you know what, sir, I think we need to complete
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: this call tramps. I need to compet ship and speak
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: to him myself, because you know, I don't know what
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: you do all days, but I have a real job
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: and I'm sitting here holding the conversation in my office
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: about jar rating strippers in the church. Are you kidding me? Listen? Now,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: here's a couple of the things that that they're talking about,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: because some of the girls feet a real ass you
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: when you all a performance and they want to see
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: and maybe you can you can. I don't know. Maybe
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all need to grip or whatever
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: that y'all don't. Y'all don't put lotion on. We're not
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: sure what that is. As well as the totally u filers.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Everybody has three, four, five different designs and everything is it?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Any way, y'all can be in unison with you're totally
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: upon us. But the most important thing if the jar
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: rating doing the dance routine. I don't know what your
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: feet look like. I don't need you calling me talking
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: to me about my girls their feet, their nail powers.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Perhaps your man should be on Jesus instead of on them.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: How about that, mynd have time, I don't have time,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: but I don't want your mama and to be on
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Jesus when somebody's shaking them. But at the church, that's
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: the problem, you know what. Look, I'm at work now,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep a work tone. You're gonna make
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: me curse up there. Now, let me tell you something.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Don't call me anymore. I will deal with pastor. If
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: he has something to say with me, he can say
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: it to me personally. But I'm done with this conversation.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna deal with the JI rating? Is what
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: we want to know? Maybe you know what it just
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: hit me. Maybe you're one of the ones that's doing
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: the GI rate. Look, let me tell you something. My
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: girls aren't going to rain, and neither am I. Now
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I am done with this conversation. Do you understand? But listen,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I'm done or you're done with this rating. That's what
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: we want to stop so we can We can't praise
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the Lord if the boot isn't shake. You know what, chirt, Look,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I gotta go to work. I gotta go now again.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know what your issue is. It's out to
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: me like you have an issue which I rating booties?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: And I heard so much gyrating booties in one conversation
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: in my entire life. Now my mand is set on Jesus,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know what You're man is set on what
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: the two on you? Before you was a praise thence
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: uh the ministry over the ministry? Did you all used
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: to strip? You didn't do no striping? Now did your
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: wife do any strip? And what did your mom gonna
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: do any striping? What what you heard? What I said you?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: How do you like doing? Somebody call? You would ask
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: you if your mamma get some script? And how do
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: you like that? You know what? I want to know?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: When is the next rehearsal? That the way I can
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: come and pick out who it is that's doing this town.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: You don't have You don't have any business at my rehearsal.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see you at my rehearsal. I
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to see any part
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: for you in my rehearse if I see you near
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: one of my girls. That's why I'm coming after you myself.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Do you understand me? You need to find out who's
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: doing that job? Say you need to say your body
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: your own high. And I'm glad y'all ain't this and
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: when the latest being played? Because it ain't no telling
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: her you act with them? One's coming through it? You
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: know what? That's it? That's it. You called me disrespecting me.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I'm at work. I can't even have this more. You
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: know what, don't call me no more. Don't look at
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: my girls no more. Man, come to the church and
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: see what I got for you. I don't want to know.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Is you're gonna stop the job rating? What is gonna do? Move?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: And that's what you talking to like that you're supposed
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: to be. I'm gonna say, yeah, let's have dined. Listen
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: to tell you now I'm getting ready to get when
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing to say to you? Pol
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: your leave? How you ain't got a thing to say
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: to me? I said I was dealing, and I said,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing to say? Is you list
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: you know what? Man, get off of my phone. I'm
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: gonna say it anyway. This is nephew timent from the
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your entire praise and ministry congregation,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: all your girls got me the frank phone called you.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm a shot for real. Oh I think I'm
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: cursing on the radio. Oh I think I'm don't have
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: to show. I got one thing to ask you, telling
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you what is the baddest radio show in the land,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Nobody else but the Steve Harvey More on the show,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: keeping the who is it? First name? First name, the
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: first name? All right, listen, we're well have to say
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: congratulations going out to Janet Jackson, the one and Okay,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: she's been blessing us for years and her music got
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: no evidence. You've seen Janet jacks You stopped like, why
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: didn't you take a picture? Why did you have to
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: take a picture that it wasn't the mom's boy. Yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: came to Gail Man and why didn't you take a
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: picture again? I just didn't want to feel like no grouping.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: You know, you are to her, Yeah, but I didn't
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: want to do it. I didn't, you know, And I
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: think you were standing close to her. Yes, and she
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: had a twinkling eye like it kind of figure out
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: what she can. Well, anyway, she's going to be receiving
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: the Billboard Music Icon Award and she joins artists including
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Prince Stevie Wonder who have also received that honor. You
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: can watch it. Janet will be marking her She'll be
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: making her first television performance in nine years. Okay, you
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: can catch the Billboard Music Awards Sunday, May twentie on
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: any Yes, she did looks great. Yeah, coming up at
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. We're gonna tell you what
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: we were doing when the earthquake hit. Callie the other
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: day night right after this, you're listening to the Steven Show.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: California has experienced a four point five magnitude earthquake. Okay,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: people in the Los Angeles area that includes us, because
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: we were all here, felt the quake. And it happened
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: on the San Andrea's Fault in the San Bernardino Mountains,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: which is about eighty nine miles or so southeast of
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: l A. We're in l A. What were you doing, Tommy.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I was butt naked on my balcony. That's when the
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: best breeze come through about that time of the morning. Naked, yeah, yeah,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: but you have to three stories up. I'm on the
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: sixth floor. You get a good breeze, nice break it, yeah,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: but when it when it shook me? Are you facing
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: the city naked to the mountains. I'm facing the mountain,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: good naked mountain breeze, yeah like that. But you're outside naked. Yeah,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: that's when the breast breeze comes back. How are you
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: gonna get the breeze and you ain't there all through
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: your body? How are you gonna feel it. People can
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: see you though, Yeah, okay, it's my back. Yeah, you
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: don't want to see him naked. Don't look up If
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: you don't want to see him naked, don't look up there.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Why are you looking over here this balcony? It ain't
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: much to see. Nobody knows. We can always look at
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: it that one. I'll tell you what. I'm on the
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: six boat of people on the field flow. No, man, Now,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: you don't want to be ideal when the fog comes,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: because that that infects your body. What were you doing? Oh?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom and I was like, oh Lord,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: when did I eat? Lord? The word? Oh my god?
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I know I had some greens. But wait a minute, sho,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: you need to go back to urch. I need to
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: go back. What are you doing care well that dude,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to have six sales? Cris said, Oh my god,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: the one, the one Jake gonna with me out today.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I can't believe I can't move alright, Steve, I know
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: you were doing something besides working. Where were you doing? Yeah?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I was actually taking a shower. Oh okay, how does that? Yeah?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Your earthquake st all I know is I was risking
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: off one shoulder, and I knew I was risting off
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: the other. Right, I switched up on as a man.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I almost be in really good shape. You turn. You
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: don't know. It is scary if you've never been through
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: the earthquake. People naked. I was naked, halfway naked. No,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I wasn't because I like to take my shirt off
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: when I'm sitting down, because you don't want to wrinkle it,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: don't want to rankle it. But I keep my shoes
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: on for the grip. I'm taking my pants and shirt off.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Jay hanging up, Yeah, because we're about to be done
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: up in there just for a grip. Yeah, you like
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: as a sprint up for full I like to dig in,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: you know, on your on your toes. Yeah, I'm on
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: my toes, but I got my shoes on completely naked,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: shoes on. Yeah. I pictured you on the flat footed
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: though times sometimes depending on not at other people how
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: they don't know they flow not other people how. I
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: feel like I missed out on somebody. I slept through it. Yeah, yeah,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I even know we had one until the next morning.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Nothing shake alright, Steve Missing is here? Please? JA what
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: you at to do? Put your toilet in like a
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: cubby cubby hole. Uh well, you got walls on both sides.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: That's what I got home. I got that so I
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: mount man man mount side. Yeah, this end I want
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: to lift up hand. Ladies and gentlemen. She's here, the
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: lovely talented Mr. And Shrew. Thanks Steve, Thanks guys, Good
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: morning everybody. This is a troop with the news, and
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: let's start out with what happened at around three am
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: this morning. The three Korean Americans released by North Korea
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: yesterday arrived back on US soil early this morning, along
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: the Secretary State Mike Pompeo, and President Trump and the
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Vice President were on hand to greet them at Andrews
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Air Force Base. We're starting off on a new footing.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: This is a wonderful thing that he released the folks early.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: That was a big thing, very important to me, and
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I really think we have a very good chance of
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: doing something very meaningful. And if anybody would have said
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: that five years ago, ten years ago, even a year ago,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: you would have said that stuff possible. So a lot,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I will say this, a lot of very good things
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: have happened. One of the three, Manager Port, a businessman
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: who's been held for spying. The other two working with
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: peoon Yang University for Science and Technology, and all three
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: were released after Secretary State Pompeo made a visit to
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: pyong Yang to finalize the plans for a face to
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: face meeting between Kim John Un and President Trump. The
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Dayton location. They say the meeting is going to be
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: announced the next couple of days. The President mentioned that
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: he thought the demilitarized zone would be perfect. However, Singapore
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: is now being mentioned as the place. By the way.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: A new CNN poll shows that seventy of Americans are
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: in favor of Trump's meeting with Kim John Un, and
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: fifty three are in support of the way Donald Trump's
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: been handling the Korean situation. The President's dominee, by the way,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: to have the CIA face to battery questions. Yesterday her
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: confirmation hearing, members of the Senate Intelligence Committee pelted Gina
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Haskell with questions, most of which having to do with
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: her involvement with post nine eleven CIA interrogation and detention
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: program techniques that employed water boarding and other brutal techniques.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Things are getting worse, not better. On the Big Island
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: of Hawaii. Authorities say there was a big explosion inside
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: the already erupt and kill away a volcano. Scientists say
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: is probably just the first in a series of larger
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: blasts that could start propelling more ash and rocks from
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: the crater. Twenty eight more people have been sickened over
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: the just past week as a result of that's still
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: hard to pin down outbreak of E Coli infections linked
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: to romaine lettuce, a health officials saying don't eat remain
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: lettuce unless you know it's not from the humor area
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: growing area in the way can Bill Cosby's recent sexual
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: assault conviction. Washington's Candy Center has taken back its metal
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: to one of water to him, and also it's taken
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: back to two thousand nine Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: And finally today's National Clean Up Your Room Day, which
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: could be dangerous. That's how mine goes. We'll be back
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: with more entertainment and today's trending topics twenty minutes after
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the hour and the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: to the Steve haw Kanye can now leave Calabasas without
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: fear of a beat down at the hand of the crypts. Okay,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: it was previously reported that Kanye made the hall to
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: file for a restraining order and beef up security after
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: a Dog Pound member Dad's Dillinger ordered gang members to
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: put hands on Kanye when and if they see him
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: in the streets. During his controversial appearance on TMZ Live
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: last week, Kanye didn't appear to uh, he didn't appear
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: to be shook over the security threat, and it turns
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: out he had no reason to be. TMZ reports that
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: the Long Beach cripts never intended to carry through and
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: as a threat, as gang leadership thinks, Kanye could actually
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: be a greater ally. Apparently, they want him to come
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: to the hood to help raise support for the area.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: So there you go. Well, you know, look Kanye, Um, look,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I think Kanye deserves a pass here. Yes he does,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: because you gotta understand what he said. What he has
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: to understand. This is not a rap out, This ain't
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: gangster wrap its cats out here in the streets. Man
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: really really doing this stuff. They're really really doing it
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: for real. I think it's really cool that the that
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: the older population of crips or whoever they are, have said, hey, man,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: hold up, man, we could squash this right now because
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: that's a smart way to do it, because doing harm
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: to him does nothing. And then and and and this
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: is just an unintelligent way to bill create with you're
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: set by doing something to Kanye, It's it wouldn't make
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: any sense because now your life is for ever ruined.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: And so you know, I just think it's a cool thing.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I think that, you know, we've got to get past
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: this right here. I think we've gonna have to led
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Kanye off the hook. He said it, you know, but
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Kanye is not your leader. Kanye is not your he's
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: not your end all. Kanye is not the spokesperson for
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: black people. I'm done with it technic because I got
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: way a bit of stuff. You know, what's happening up
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: here in the White House for real, man day off,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: they're tripping. I don't want anything bad to happen to him, definitely,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: But still you can say stupid stuff and just think
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: people are gonna go give him a pass all the
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: time because he's not a comedian. Well, I think this
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: particular time, he really didn't mean, he really didn't mean
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: slavery was a choice. I cannot believe that that. I'm
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: not in his head. I'm not in his head, he
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: said it. That's what we're trying to figure out. What's
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: in there. We should invite him on the show. We
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: just did invite him on the Show's speaking of that.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: He's going to be on Celebrity Family Feud. Okay, yeah
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: with Steve and he won't say something to a little
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: friends support him, all right? Coming up in about ten
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: minutes four half, we'll have comedy Roulette to We're gonna
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: spend the wheel and there's no telling what will happen next.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: All right, So Steve Chick, you're listening to Steve Harvey
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Joy Anthony Brown is here with
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. What you got? It's so simple, it's very simple.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: We have to explain. I know Steve gets upset, but
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: we have new listeners by the hour. By the hour
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: were actually, yeah, this ISMPI teenmi team. So it's comedy letting.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Here's how we do. We take five subjects, put them
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: on a wheel, fund the wheel. Look at me, Shirley
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: when I said fun fund the wheel, funding around and
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: around where it stops. We do the damn thing. All right,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: here we go number one. So you're telling me you
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: don't know how you got naked pictures on your phone? Number?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: The car always comes back on e alright? Number three?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: What part of you on punishment do you not understand? Okay? Four,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I see that tooth missing? You see that tooth tasting?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: How do you want to get it? Uh? Number five?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Nobody buys a bus pass just to be buying a bus. Okay,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: bunn it, spin it cats, let's do Let's do that phone, baby,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: let's do that phone. Oh what you like this one?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Number one landed on number one? Are you telling me
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: you don't know how you got naked pictures in your
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: have no idea how those pictures get? You know what?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: This ain't my damn phone? Look at that prom phone.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I don't know how well she really
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: was showing me. Was its also her mamma to see that?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: How did you get to see that? She looked up there?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: You're pushing it. Listen and listen listen. Let me just
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: tell you, baby, these are the girls that are auditioning
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: for the Vagina monologue. That's all listen, babe. They don't
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  Speaker 1: be like that. Yeah, she's not naked. What look like
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  Speaker 1: she looked showing she's not niked? Not only is She
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: not naked. She was showing me pictures of her bathroom.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: She just happened to be naked when she took the pictures.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: That's all that is. You need some work the nice
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  Speaker 1: capinet exactly. I'm not. I don't know how to. She
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  Speaker 1: sent the picture to me because she wants me to
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  Speaker 1: show you. Ask you what you type? She told me
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  Speaker 1: to do. I'm just doing what she told me. She said,
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  Speaker 1: show it to you and see what you think. Now
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: what you type? Baby? Baby? Baby? This is this is listen.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: All these pictures is going into this new thing and
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I'm opening up online called boodle book, Facebook book. I
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: understand that's what this is about. You can't do the
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  Speaker 1: book without the boodle. You're gonna ask me about the
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  Speaker 1: net picture in this phone. She sent them to me
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: so I could give him the lead handy for him. Good,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I'm help somebody. He sent me the picture. She said
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: she got a rash on her back. Did I want
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  Speaker 1: to see it? I said, yeah, that's a doctor. My
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: name Kier Okay. She was trying to tell to somebody
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  Speaker 1: name stand here. Stand. I told her I thought I
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: had the MEAs she said, it look like that was
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: nothing like that thanks guys for this week's version of
• 45:53
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• 45:56
  Speaker 1: out right after this you're listening morning show coming up
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: it's today's strawberry letter, the subject he had me fooled.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: But up next it is the nephew right here with
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  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got now? Yo? Trash stinks,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Yo trash. Yeah, your trash. That's judge it not, but
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: it is Hello. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to uh, I'm
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: trying to read swerve. Yeah, this make How you doing? Man?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I'm wanting I'm one of your neighbors, but I'm I'm
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: one street over from you. You over off? Yeah, that's right,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: a little bit this rico. Man, how you doing? I'm
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: one of your neighbors on the next street. Oh how
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: are you doing? Okay, I'm doing good. But how you
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: how you get my another? One of the neighbors on
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: your block gave me the number. Man. We was we
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: were having a little situation. Wanted to reach out to you, uh,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: some stuff going on here in the neighborhood, man, and
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: wanted to try to make you aware of it, well,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Uh? It seemed like, um, well, you
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: know the trash man run on on Tuesday and Saturday
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: right now. The problem is that that that that a
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: lot of people, I guess since the holiday just passed,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: you know a lot of people got their stuff out
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: on the on the curve already right right now. The
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: problem is that that that they're saying, man, is that
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: yo yo, trash is actually really really foul and smelling
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: and smelling pretty bad. And we wanted to call you,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: man and see if you do not hold on, hold on,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: hold on. You say you calling me because you snail
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: my trash? Well, yeah, they say, yours is the one
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: that's really speaking man. If you could actually maybe put
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: it in, put it back in the in the in
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: the garage and tip tuesday. You know that's why I
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: put it out side. I didn't have enough room in it. Ride. Okay,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: what and who is everybody saying my trash? He listen,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm not saying. You know what I want
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: to tell you. If everybody in the hood I got
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: a file with my trash, thank you tell them come
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: take Okay? What what? What? What? We we we've discussed
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: that too. Well, listen, listen, we don't want no trouble man.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: If we could just get you to put your trays back,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: and I'm not moving over Chad, I paid rent over here,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: my brother. Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: not gonna go back. Don't give what you're gonna do.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you what I paid rent that. Don't tell
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: me to just over here. Okay, Well listen, man, aren't
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: you concerned that your trash is thinking and reading through
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: the whole neighborhood. I don't give a damn off who
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: smell my chances they got a problem with it, telling
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: them come take it out still the end and saying
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: out there, okay, whether that's the problem. The problem is
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: that you took it out, and you took it out
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: too early. You should have put listen out till Tuesday morning.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: And that's who we who say I mony fd if
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I put it out there and saying out yesterday, get it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you. Man,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: down what you're gonna do. You ain't gonna call me
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: telling me take my chance? Yea, I say rint over here, okay,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: how if everybody's smelling my chad out of everybody on
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: the street. I don't know for my understanding, it's just
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: a couple of holes in it and some food or
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: something much that got out. I don't know if one
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: of the roads or dog got into what the case
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: may be. But you know, we need to try to
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: get your trash in the backyard. My trash ain't going
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: no down. Well, and how come you the one? You?
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: How come I next? Or navor ain't called? How come
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: ya around the corner? And you called? Who put you
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: up to this? Everybody's smelling it. I was just fortunate
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: enough to get your phone number. I said, well, look,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I just going to call it myself. I tell you
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you and he you my phone. I'm thinking that there
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: it ain't going to okay. Well, listen, let's swerve. This
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: is what we decide on the case. We got to
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: this situation with you touch that. I just come over
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: there and put the trash and your back y and
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: just Tuesday morning and tunesday morning, I'll come back over
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: there and take it out that way. All the smell
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: of being in your backyard and you say, you go,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over there and put the trash in
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: your backyard, so to so the smell that I mean,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: that's that. Let me say, let me take you to say,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: if you come over here, you might well called police
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: because that's who you're gonna need to come over here.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Bring all, they had a father saying my chance to
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: come over here and take it out you. I mean you,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: you're trying. You're trying to you're trying to act like it.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Don't smell, man, you don't give them if it's men.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I do. I go out of
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: pool By when that where that when they helped you
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: out of Look okay, but see that's not what the
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: people in the neighborhood want. We want you to give
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: a damn what they won't. I'm telling you what I'm
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: gonna do. And how did you get my phone over
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: any down? I'd already told you, man, I got your
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: number for one of the neighbors on your street that
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: said they don't want to get should have left to
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: the right. Which one? Listen, listen, listen, swear won't you
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: get to the need of the problem. The problem is
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: your trash. Think don't how is my chance? How to
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: hell y'all pillpoint my saying now to everybody else trads
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: on block and how to hell you smell? I don't know, man,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know what of it. I don't know if
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: you're trads busted, don't pen up what the deal is.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: But everybody's saying. Everybody's saying it swerve trash, that that
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: stuk that's too much lands and needs to be gone
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: thro time. And see what I think. It's that chang
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: out there and it's gonna say out there I said
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: it ain't come get it, and you ain't coming over
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: there now. Let's see that's where you run swam out.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I ain't roving over there. I'm coming over there, and
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that trance and put it in the
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: backyard just too now. If you're gonna try to get
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: in my way whatever, but I got to come on
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: and get the trans And if I tell you what,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: bring y'all over here right now, I'll put on my shoes.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I'm standing on the points right now. Bring the car,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: come on rec over whatever you go on rec on
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: one street over and I'm smelling your man trash, take
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: your chansh out my make smell, but you ain't there
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: to come take it out and set you that he
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: lift swerves. I'm gonna say this word, man, I calling like,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: excuse me, tell call about that? Who in the hell
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: told you called me? Sward called me that that? Okay,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: what that's what they call you? What's wrong? Me called
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: what's wrong? We called you? You don't call me that name?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Now you saying my chance? Come over here and take
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: chance out. Hey, man, I ain't I ain't nobody sitting
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: there scatter you sweat. I'm telling to I'm trying to
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: get the name and not just say you're talking about
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: of my name and swear. Come over here. I'm gonna
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: show you what I'm gonna do. Okay, way and then
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: it is what it is. Bottom round. I'm on my
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: way over at the mood that damn trash. Come over,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Come over here, come over here, moving. I'm on the
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: fort's right now, come on over this meet me. I'm
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: about the mask. Thank you trash. You guys, I'm standing
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: right and doing now. Okay, well I tell you what.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I'm on my way. Nah, and guess what I'm gonna
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: do when I get over that you ain't gonna do
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do. I'm gonna tell you my damn name.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: When I get over that. My name is Nip you
• 52:53
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  Speaker 1: out of here. Hey man, I gotta ask yourself, dog,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest and I mean the
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. You gotta trash. You
• 53:22
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• 53:28
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• 53:38
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• 53:52
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• 54:04
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• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, I have been dating a guy for a year,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: and he treats me really nice. We live in a
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: neighbor We live in neighboring states, but we're less than
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: an hour apart, so I wouldn't consider it a long
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: distance relationship. We see each other a few times a week,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: and either I'm at his house or he's at mine
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: on the weekend. I assumed we were in an exclusive,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: admitted relationship until recently. The other day, he was trying
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: to show me a picture on his phone and he
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: mistakenly pulled up a picture of another woman. He tried
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: to quickly swipe pass picture. He just did it. He
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: tried to quickly swipe pass a picture, but he knew
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: I had seen it. I didn't make a fuss about
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: the picture. I asked him to delete it, and he did.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: But seeing the woman's picture on his phone made me
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: wonder about the nature of our relationship, so I asked
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: him if we were exclusive. His response broke my heart.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: He stated that before he met me, he was in
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: a very serious relationship and had had a bad breakup.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: He said he was not ready to be in another
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: relationship right now. Can you believe that I have I
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: have met this man's entire family and we all get
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: along great. He had me fooled. I will admit that
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not ready to be married right now, but I
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: still want to date with a purpose and not just
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: be wasting time on this man. So is the committed
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: relationship title just to play on words. I don't want
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: to stop seeing this man. But I did hear him
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: loud and clear when he said he's not ready. What
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: should I do? Well? What should you do? What do
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: you want? I mean, really, what do you want in
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: this relationship or out of this relationship? You said you
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: don't want to get married right now. You said you
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: do want to date with a purpose. So if that's
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: what you want, you gotta let him know that. But
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: he's already told you, and you said you heard him
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: loudly and clearly that he's not ready to be in
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: a committed relationship. So you have to make the decision.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: This is entirely up to you. You've been dating this
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: man for a whole year. Now again, what do you want?
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: If you don't want it to continue like this? You
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: have choices. You can either get out of the relationship,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: or you can just change some things in the way
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: you deal with him. If you're thinking it's a committed
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: relationship and it's not, Uh, maybe you should start seeing
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: other people, or you know, or something like that. Maybe
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: you should really do what you want to do, but
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: first you need to find out what that is. You
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: say you don't want to be married, but you do
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: want to date with a purpose. He's not ready to
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: do either of those things. So maybe he's just not
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: the guy for you at this time. Steve, I don't know.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: I kind of see this a little bit differently here.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: I have a different take because from the male perspective,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I can really kind of understand what this dude to say. Um,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: let's go over the letter a little bit here. Uh,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: I've been dating this man for body. He's really nice.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: We live in neighboring states, so you don't consider long
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: this relationship. You're at his house several times a weekend.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: He's at your house several times a weekend. You in
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: mind he's at mine on the weekends. Here we go.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: I assumed we were in an exclusive, committed relationship until
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: recently the other day. Now, let's go over this asson
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: what did they tell you all the time about as soon?
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Assuming usually makes an ass out of you and me.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: That's what assumed. Is now what has happened is you've assumed.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: You spent a year. You could have verbally got this,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: You could have this conversation a long time ago. You
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: never bought it up. You assumed and tilled. The other day,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: he was trying to show me a pitch on his
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: phone and he mistakenly pulled a pitch of another woman.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: God he when he with this. As soon as his
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: thumb hit that he felt for him. He blinked. He
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: took a heavy blink. He was trying to swipe. He
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: swiped hasard, but his thumb was shaken. She saw it.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: After she saw the picture, and he knew you saw it.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: You didn't make a fuss about it, Okay, mature woman.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: I asked him to delete it, and he did, no problem, Okay,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I'm out. Yeah, let me take that out because if
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: that picture could have been a year old, you never know.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: You just don't know. So he deleted the picture. But
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: it made me wonder about the nature of our relationship.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: So I asked him if we were exclusive. His response
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: broke my heart. He stated that before he met me,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: he was in a very serious relationship and had a
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: bad break up. Now, let me ask you something you
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: didn't You didn't know that a year you you didn't
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: know that he was in a serious relationship and he
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: had a bad breakup a year and this response startled you.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: A year of assuming you were exclusive, you didn't bring
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: that up. Now he tells you for the first time,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: he was in a serious relationship, had a bad break
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: up a year before. You didn't met his family. I
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: got all that, YadA, YadA, YadA. That's good, But damn,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: this is really kinda on you too. Now he said
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: he was not ready to be in another relationship right now, serious,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: full blown, committed relationship. Then you try to fix it.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Then you go, can you believe that? Yeah, y'all believe
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: ya believe The problem is why you're having a hard
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: time believe it. But if you had heard this information
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: a year ago, nine months ago, maybe you would have
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: made some other decisions. I met this man is in
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: toime family. We get along, greade, He had me food.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: He didn't fool you. This man ain't fooled you at all.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: This man ain't lied to you, This man ain't deceived you.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: He didn't fool you. You are soon then after a year,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: you asked him when you exclusive? He said he was
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: in a bad relationship. Man, lady, he didn't fool you.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Stop saying this about him. You trick yourself. I'll tell
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: you why. I right, a trick yourself, all right, tricky?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: All right. We're gonna have part two of Steve's response
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: coming up at twenty three after the hour you're listening
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: let's get to part two of your response to today's
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter subject he had me fooled? Well, he didn't
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: have you fool You've been dating this man for a year.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Treat you really nice. You live in neighboring states, no
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: more than our part, so it's really not long dis relationship.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: You need at his house and he at yours on
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: the weekend. All doing the week I assumed we were
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: an exclusive, committed relationship. I told you about a sumer.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: You should not have assumed. He's trying to show you
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: a picture on his phone, and he mistakenly pulled up
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: a picture of another woman. God God, I passed out
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: for a minute. Really yeah, I'm trying to jump off
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: a feeling for him. You should have dropped that phone
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: down a sewer. He should, all right, so he tried
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: to quickly swipe past it hit you, but he knew
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: I had seen it. I ain't making fuss about the peach.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I asked him to delete it, and he did. But
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: seeing the woman's pitching his phone, it kind of made
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: you wonder. So I asked him, were we exclusive after
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: a year? A year? His response broke a heart. He
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: stated that before he met me he was in a
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: very serious relationship and had a bad break up. How
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: y'all just talking about this after him? He said he
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: was not ready for another relationship right now? How y'all
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: just talking about this after year? Then you ask me,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: can you believe that? Yeah, if you ain't never talked
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: about it, don't assume nothing about a minute. You have
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: every right to want to know where your life is going. Ladies,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: and I have told you this over and over and over.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: You have the right to ask a man what is
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: going on here? He will tell you. Now he told you,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: and yes, I can't believe that, but you can't believe
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: it because you assume something else. So now I have
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: met this man's in time family. We all get along great.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: That means he cares about you. He'd took you to
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: me this fan. He had me fool No, he didn't.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: You fooled yourself because all you you would have had
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: this conversation that you had just now. You could have
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: had this conversation eleven months ago, ten months ago, you
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: could have easily had that. Now here here, go to park.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: I will admit that I'm not ready to be married
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: right now? Okay, cool? So what you're tripping form? He
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: ain't ready, You ain't ready, but you'are having a good
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: time going and continue the relationship. He's not ready and
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: you're not ready. So now that you've done through that,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: bone to the dog. But she wants to date with purpose.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Don't forget that. I'm gonna get to that. But I
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: still want to date with a purpose and not just
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: be wasting time on this man. Y'all are dating with
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: a purpose. You all have found each other. Neither one
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: of you are ready to be in a Uh. You
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: don't want to be married. He ain't ready to be
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: in the no serious relationship. But y'all in something, ain't
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: you getting something out of it? And he getting something
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: out of it? Y'all in something? What y'all need to
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: do is sit down and define what it is you
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: in because you're in it now, you've been in it
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: for a year. You in something. It's just y'all ain't
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: got no time. You ain't his fiance. You're too old
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: to be a girl friend, but right now you're his girlfriend.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: You're his girl and y'all friends, and you have met
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: his family. Too old be somebody damn girlfriend. So you
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: want to date with a purpose? He dating with a purpose.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: He getting what he wants. You're dating with a purpose.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: You're getting what you want. It's just assumed. You assumed
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: you want had more, but you just said you ain't
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: even ready for it. He said it, But I still
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: want to date with the person, not just be wasted.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: So it's the committed in quotation. The committed relationship title
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: just a play on words. You never had this conversation
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: with the man until now, committed relationship. He didn't say
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: he didn't want to be in a committed relationship. He
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: said he didn't want to be in a serious relationship.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: That's a difference. You could be committed to somebody and
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: not be serious. Hello, what preach on it? I'm gonna
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: just tell you. You could be in a committed relationship
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: and not be sick. I don't want to stop seeing
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: this man, but I do. Hear him loud and clear
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: when he said he's not ready, but you said you
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: wasn't ready. That's somebody lying, somebody lying in this letter.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: He's not ready, you're not ready. Why don't y'all make
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: it work? Define your relationship, find out what it is,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: and see if it were ever lead to anything, what
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: you could possibly do. But then guess what, Since you
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: heard him loud and clear, he may not be ready
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: for a serious relationship for a long time. Hollong and
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: let me play something else. Deleting the picture don't mean
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: she gonna what come out? Don't, I don't, don't don't
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: boom shot stop. Somebody listened to me, just caused the
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: picture got deleted. Don't mean she gonne sometime in the
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: mind member lingles sometimes. Yeah, you can't shake it, Yeah,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: ain't shake it. I don't, I don't. I don't want
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: to cry. Yeah, you gotta have a stick. I just
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: told you. I don't want to sing anyway. You're gonna
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: get your black ass, put out your chick for just
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: a second. I'll go back to what I say, Come
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: on here, please let me sometime even without the picture. Yeah,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: dare's a movie playing in your mind sometime. Yeah, trying
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: to start nothing, trying to get some clarity. Yeah, on
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: what we have. I spent the whole damn break telling
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: the quad didn't need him, and now we out of time. Yes, Steve,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: you are still right. We gotta get out of here.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Beat damn. We gotta go email us or Instagram. That's
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: your thoughts at my girls shurely on today's Strawberry Letter,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: and don't forget to make sure you join me today
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: at m stern time for the Strawberry Letter Live after
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: show on Facebook Live. Okay, thank you for that. Coming
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: up in about ten minutes from the talk, our girl
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Cheryl Underwood will be in the building. You're listening to
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: the hour, it's Carla's Reality Update. But right now from
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: the talk, it is our girl, Cheryl under What. Yes,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: feel the love Cheryl Girl. And I'd like to receive
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: some Russian money to brandism me. I will be cold
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: blooded down at the currency exchange. I'll send it back
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: to Astar girl. We're a check from Russell. You better stop.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Do you know what we got out here in l
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: a nixt check out? Listen to me, I would take
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: all the rubles over in the next time forgetting E
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: B T card. I'm over at the grossery killing it
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: up by crab legs and pink chaf fail with Russian money.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: You ain't hurt, man. I'm over there buying wings and weeds.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: That's right here. We come in and hurt. I got rushing.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Listens to me, I'm paying my rent Russian money. I'm
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: buying medicinal marijuana with Russia. Funey crazy? How could I
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: be down? The Russia's don't never drop none of that
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: money in the black neighborhood. Did you mention the Russians
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: were giving money? Charlotte, We'll be out there. It's the
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: first of the rust. The Rusted ain't that bad. I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: pay out my student loans, my car payment. Oh, I'll
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: be over to Savoy making it right. Baby. I'd buy
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: out the whole jay spot. Everybody get it free. If
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: we drink a top shelflet that in Russian. Still you
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: track falls for everybody, Tommy, Tommy, we're getting Russian caviat
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: because you know they got the good stuff. They squeeze
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: that egg right out and fish. I'm buying Steve Harvey
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: hats and suits. Then SHIRLEYE. Carlin, We're gonna shop it. Yeah,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: go over to the fox of them all and kill it.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: We're gonna stop over at b J get out something
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: to going to Phillips Babba Killer. It's gonna be so
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: much food. We're gonna go over to J and J
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: fish and docks. Not a fact. You know what? Because
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: I got Russian money, I can rent a jet and
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: we fly all over the country and all we do
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: is eat and party and gamble and then guess what.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Guess where we're gonna stop said this so bad said
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: that Russian body does. I'm gonna have a dude with
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: an umbrella and another dude gonna be rubbing baby all
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: on my labs because I'm tipping it Russian. I'm gonna
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: make that Russian money stretched. All right, Thank you, Cheryl
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: as always tipping in tipping. She talking about the Russian money. Well, okay,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: now hold on, let me ask something because I let
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: you'll do the keep. Yeah. Yeah, Now let me ask
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: your something because I've obviously been working in this this
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: whole Russian money story. Give me the background. Yes, I
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: was laughing at the day, Joe, here's a hers here
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: I called. Yes, the story with the Russian the dude,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: the lawyer, that's the fixer, Michael Cohen. He got about
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: five hundred stacks of Russian mind president was a retainer,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: but you ain't beginning money from a hostile government. So
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: everybody's seeing the mana for everybody, see what's happened if
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: the Mulla dude got them all caught up? You know
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. A matter of fact, I think Bill
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Doke gonna do the interrogation, you know, yeah, because they
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: got them all on the Russian money tip. And they
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: did it when the campaign was happening, and it seemed
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: to be a foreign hospital government, seemed to be putting
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: our government in a trick bag. So there fault when
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: the election was manipulated. Now, when I turned into a Republican,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: the Republican, the election was manipulated. Nobody wants to admit that.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Really the Russians played us. And there's a lot of
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: people Democrats and Republican got the Russian money, but the
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Democrats didn't get as much as to seem like the
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Republicans guy, and they called us Steve. They got us.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: I'm a claim Republicanism. They got us a trick bag.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: So I'm just I'm just waiting for my Russian money.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: It's they're paying Cohen to have access to the president. Really,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: I think they were just handing off money and everybody.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: And then they got old girl, then little find dime
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: piece that's supposed to be a Russian lawyer right there,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: and then she acts like she don't really work for nobody.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Then you found out she really works. So they got
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: set up because you know, they always set you up
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: with a fine lady. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: it's the honey pot. They always they always set you
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: up with that. So we got set up all the
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: way across the board. They were so greedy because they
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: was getting all that Russian money, because it used to
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: be that it was communist capital, communist money. But once
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: they started making money, the Russian finging up in here.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: They're bawling in well, they're bawling out of control. So
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: they were putting the money through coin to make sure
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: they got to Trump but you and then making it
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: in deposits of nine hundred and nine and nine thounds.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: That wouldn't be because that's the trigger right there. Yeah,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: that's the boy. But the artists need to be taxing
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: all this money so the govern make a good day piece.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: And then you know, I'm gonna pay my ties. I'm
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: gonna go over to faith for central and I tried
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: to cry my ties and Russian money, you know, make
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: it right in the telling. So did I answer the questions?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Did I answer question? Yeah? Background was for me and
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: for people listening, and for people listen that they didn't
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: know that they don't how much is it worth? Can
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: somebody go to the exchange and see it's a ruble
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: up against a dollar? You know? I tell you that
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: right now? Okay, tell me because you know the only
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: thing I know, Steve is the ghetto stock exchange. When
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: we used to flip a book? Is the E B
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: T card? Question? What is the Russian currents? It's a ruble?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: I thought, are you right? What color was the twenty
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: was the twenty dollar food stamp? When I'm perfect? Yeah,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: and you know how you flip it? J You're going
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: on with the meat place and wait right in front
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: of the meat place. That's when you exchange your money
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: moving maybe, yeah, you can move some money down there
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: with him stamps. That's right, that's right, because I stamp.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: And how much do you want to convert from? Okay?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: I got a hundred dollars? How can I go to
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: the casino? All right, we gotta go, Cheryl? Okay, working
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: out for me, Steve, I got a briefcase full of
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: rushing money, like my wife. Coming up is Carlin's Reality Updates.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. It's that time. Let's go here.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: It is the one and only call Us Update. Okay,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: so thank you, nephew. You know I was talking about
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Blackish last week. You know I've been devastating having on.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: You've been missing it? Somebody it involved? Yeah, so here anyway,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Drey and Ball are having problems. They still are having problems.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: They still can't work it out. The family wants to
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: work it out. The kids are not handling it very well.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: And their son, Junior, he graduated from high school. He
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: gave this great speech about family and commitment, and you
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: thought they were gonna work it out, and they didn't
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: work it out. And they're talking about they're breaking up
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, breaking up. That's where they are with it, Tommy,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened. It's just arguing they didn't do anything.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: They're just not getting along with this husband and wife
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: and they're they're exhausted. Nobody was cheating or nothing like that.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: Why do you sound so happy? Happy? House out the
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: side of the house. They tried that and the kids
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: are just not handling the separation. Didn'tdre move out, but
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Jake sounds so happy that they're breaking out, move out,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: moved out, the same thing Jay did with his last wife.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: You're trying to compare it. I did the same thing.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Change your name of the show. The one is breaking
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: up this ship, ready to make the US healthy. Yea, yeah,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: So anyway, that's black is I'm gonna keep watching them
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: is Are they making it funny? It's no, it's some
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: serious moments. They have some comments. It's like the good
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: times up today, Okay, funny when she thinking that would
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: be going in exactly what's that about? Let him thrive?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: We're still right, We're still right, but okay, still going on. Carlin,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: All right, listen to this since it's Mother's Day. Mother's
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: Day is Sunday. Did you guys see the Mother's Day special,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: Dear Mama was so good. I didn't see really good.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: So I was hosted by Anthony Anderson. Speaking of black Is,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: she was hosted by Anderson and La La Anthony and
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: the show was honoring mother's Tianna Taylor. She honored her
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: mother and her mom's favorite performer was Bobby Brown Boy
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Baby the King R and B struggled a little bit,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: but Tanna did her thing though she did every little step.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: They made that a duet and rocked it and killed.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Bobby still got the moves. Yeah, got the movie, but
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: love still picked it up where she showed out. She
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: did her She was very good. Gabriel Union, she honored
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: her mother, Teresa Union, and uh Nio performed good n
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was really good. Did He honored his mom
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: with a special performance from Mrs Janice Combs, her favorite singer,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Miss Patty, you are my friend. And finally, finally, Colin Kaepernick,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: he was there and he to his mom, Teresa Kaepernick.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: She adopted him, but you know she raised him and
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: he has brothers and sisters, and he talked about his
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: mother and his love that Teresa, Colin Teresa Kaepernick gave
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: him and how much he owes her and his family.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Take a listen to. His speech to his mother was great.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Tonight I have the honor of honoring my mother, Teresa Kaepernick.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: I know it seems ironic to some that a white
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: woman from Wisconsin would be the person that parented me.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: I get it, but, like I tell her all the time,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: you chose me and you're stuck with me. As a child,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: I would draw family pictures in kindergarten, fully aware of
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: the fact that I had to switch the colors of
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: the crans when it came time to draw my skin
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: in my hair. And while I did wonder who I
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: looked like, I never had to wonder whether my mother
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: loved me or not. That was never in question. Unfortunately,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: my mother's love alone could not live rate me from
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  Speaker 1: Former triple crown winner American Pharaoh retired back in two
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  Speaker 1: thousand fifteen after wins as a Kentucky Derby at the
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  Speaker 1: Preakness and at Belmont Stakes. Well, since then, he's been
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  Speaker 1: living the life that all guys envy. Okay, he's a
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  Speaker 1: six year old thorough Bread. He doesn't race anymore because
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  Speaker 1: he's too busy having sex. Yes, okay, so listen. His
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  Speaker 1: owners sold his breeding rights to a breeder who has
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  Speaker 1: American Pharaoh getting busy multiple times a day. For every
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  Speaker 1: horse that he successfully impregnant, he actually well, the breeder
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  Speaker 1: actually gets two hundred thousand dollars. His success rate is
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  Speaker 1: about eight so he turned up to forty million million
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  Speaker 1: dollars a year. This is really good. One of his
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  Speaker 1: there you go. Let me just so, if he's with
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  Speaker 1: that person get their money back? No? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you just gotta keep trying. You come in the room.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't my fault. You ain't working. I work. And
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  Speaker 1: they got my horse shoes up everybody, and they got
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  Speaker 1: TV show called Mr. And Mr. Talking Horse. Yeah horses
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