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Hated Gifts, Christmas Drunks, MTH, Breakup Handbook and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know. Y'all back
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  Speaker 1: all suit back to back down, giving them more like
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  Speaker 1: the milking buck things in its tubbles. Y'all me through
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  Speaker 1: good it, Steve, listen to movie together for Studley. I
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  Speaker 1: don't join by join me, be doing me. You gotta turn,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn the turnour got to turn them out,
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water go. Come come on your back, huh.
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  Speaker 1: I show will good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Yoh man. God is in the
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  Speaker 1: blessing business all day every day. God got hundreds of
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  Speaker 1: millions of blessings that he passes out every day. All
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  Speaker 1: I want to do is be the recipient that I'm
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  Speaker 1: the recipient of what He has for me. That's all
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  Speaker 1: I want. I just want God's favor, and I go.
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  Speaker 1: I want God's blessings. You know, of course I need
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  Speaker 1: his mercy and his grace, but I just want his
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  Speaker 1: blessings and his favor. I want. I want that in
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  Speaker 1: my life because it does things for me that I'm
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  Speaker 1: absolutely incapable of doing for myself. And I've been a
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  Speaker 1: recipient of many of those, and you can be the
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  Speaker 1: recipient of them too. You already are, really, really, you
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  Speaker 1: already are. If you're getting up every morning, that's a blessing.
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  Speaker 1: If you're getting one day closer to anything you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to accomplish, that's a blessing. But now let me talk
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  Speaker 1: to you about this part right here, folks, because this
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  Speaker 1: is the part that messages people up a great deal.
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  Speaker 1: What happens when you get off track? What is that?
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? When you get off track? See,
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  Speaker 1: I've been off track. I can't tell you how many times,
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  Speaker 1: and it happens in so many aspects of your life.
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  Speaker 1: But but what is it that makes getting off track
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  Speaker 1: so debilitating to some people? You know, there are some
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  Speaker 1: people who want stay off track. They off course, they
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  Speaker 1: off the dream, they own to something else. And you
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  Speaker 1: cannot allow the fact that you've gotten off track to stop.
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  Speaker 1: You can't tell you something. Everybody gets off track. There
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  Speaker 1: are people who are living their life's dreams in spite
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  Speaker 1: of getting off track. See what happens when you get
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  Speaker 1: off track? Here's the simple thing to do. The simple
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  Speaker 1: thing is just to get back on track. Now, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's But that's easier said than done, ain't it, Steve? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Because see, people, when you get off track, here's some
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  Speaker 1: of the things that happen. See you get the here
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  Speaker 1: come to they sayers, some of them from the outside,
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  Speaker 1: some of them internally. Here's what gets said when you
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  Speaker 1: get off track. See, I told you, I told you.
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  Speaker 1: You know you. You start hearing that it's not for you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is all just because you got off track. It's
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  Speaker 1: not for you. Okay. Here's another one. Ain't meant to be.
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  Speaker 1: You can hear it, or you could say it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it's just not meant to be. But let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you a question, though, who made the rule
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  Speaker 1: that when you get off track you can't get back on?
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  Speaker 1: Who made that rule? Where has that written that once
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  Speaker 1: you get off track you can't get back on? See,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna tell you something, folks, there's no such rule.
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  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, it's quite the opposite. See, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: in pursuit of a dream, a goal and aspiration or
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  Speaker 1: a mission, it's going to get off track. Sometimes you're
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  Speaker 1: going to get derailed. They are going to be days
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  Speaker 1: where you're not going to get it right. That are
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  Speaker 1: going to be days where you feel like giving up.
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  Speaker 1: There's going to be days when you're just gonna flat
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  Speaker 1: out get it wrong. That's the journey. But let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. Every successful person that I know, ever met,
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  Speaker 1: talked to, set out, and chopped it up with, have
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  Speaker 1: shared one thing in common. We all get off track.
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  Speaker 1: We all get it wrong along the way. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care who the person is. The president got it wrong
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  Speaker 1: along the way. Your pastor got it wrong along the way.
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  Speaker 1: Qui director Kui got it wrong along the way. The
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  Speaker 1: principle at your school got it wrong. Along the way.
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  Speaker 1: The valor Victoria of your class got it wrong along
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  Speaker 1: the way. The star of the team got it wrong
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  Speaker 1: along the way. They've all been off track. Your boss
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  Speaker 1: down at your job, he got it wrong along the way.
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  Speaker 1: Your immediate supervisor got it wrong along the way. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: I know that has any measure of success in in
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  Speaker 1: every level that you call success, however you want to
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  Speaker 1: label it, has gotten off track. As a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: it's impossible. Listen to me, it is impossible not to
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  Speaker 1: get off track in pursuit of your dreams, goals, visions, aspirations.
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  Speaker 1: It is impossible. Don't you let nobody tell you that
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  Speaker 1: they got through life unscathed, that they made it because
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  Speaker 1: they was just so determined and I would let nothing
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  Speaker 1: turn me back. Yeah, you might not have let nothing
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  Speaker 1: turn you back because you here all but you thought
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  Speaker 1: about it. Oh you thought about it on days when
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  Speaker 1: you was off track. But see, people don't like to
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  Speaker 1: tell the whole story. They just want you to think
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  Speaker 1: as much as you can about them. So when they
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  Speaker 1: tell you their story, they leave out the stuff alone.
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  Speaker 1: The way it was just hard work and determination that
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  Speaker 1: got me here. No it wasn't, No, it wasn't. It
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  Speaker 1: was the fact that you got off track and the
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  Speaker 1: grace and mercy God allowed you to get back on.
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  Speaker 1: His forgiveness allowed you to get back on because you
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  Speaker 1: would not believe what some of the people have done.
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  Speaker 1: So when you get off track, don't allow the naysayers
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  Speaker 1: outside and the big naysayer inside, because let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something, the biggest naysayer of them all comes from inside. See,
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  Speaker 1: it don't matter what other people say out there. It
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  Speaker 1: takes some time for you to learn this, And I
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  Speaker 1: understand because it took me some time to learn it. See,
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of naysayers out there, But I
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  Speaker 1: ain't operating for them, operating function for the ones that
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  Speaker 1: love me, for the ones that get me, for the
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  Speaker 1: ones that understand what I'm really trying to do. And
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  Speaker 1: so don't you be the one that doesn't allow yourself
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  Speaker 1: to get back on track when you get off track, because,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, who made the rule up that you
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  Speaker 1: can't get back on track? There's no such rule out there.
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  Speaker 1: Stop stopping yourself from getting it right. So what you
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  Speaker 1: started to diet at the beginning of the year, and
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  Speaker 1: you already off, start another one, start over, try it again,
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  Speaker 1: don't ever stop trying. If you stop trying, you can't
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  Speaker 1: make it. But if you never give up the effort,
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  Speaker 1: if you never give up and say it's over, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't over. You heard just saying it ain't over to
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  Speaker 1: the fat ladies saying I never invite her, she's not invited.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't over, to the fat ladies, saying I don't
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  Speaker 1: know where the fat ladies stay. I am not sent
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  Speaker 1: her an invitation to none of my events. She's not
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  Speaker 1: welcome here. She didn't ask me a couple of times,
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  Speaker 1: how come I never get invited? Because you're gonna start
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  Speaker 1: saying it and I ain't got time for that, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Stop inviting the fat lady to all your events. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening, ladies and gentlemen. Here is Steve Robbing Morning
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  Speaker 1: show in your mouth? Do it, Steve? Are you doing
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  Speaker 1: looking real good today? Calling for good morning work, handing
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  Speaker 1: loving money, Oh junior saying morning up, morning up, nephew, timing,
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  Speaker 1: get dope in the building. Yeah, let me holidays. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: feeling you feel it? I feel it. Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: put that Christmas tree up? Ye? Oh? What Christmas tree pitch?
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  Speaker 1: Are you so young? So I would lowed with that?
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  Speaker 1: I would I've been wanting my ears out. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do. I called this all for it got start, okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: now you want to see you. It ain't gonna be
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  Speaker 1: what you think. Oh man, I know it's all been
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  Speaker 1: to the mall. That's it. Yeah, Zach s ain't tree.
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  Speaker 1: This one a little shorter this year, this one twenty
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  Speaker 1: feet that's still taller. Man. If you don't stop, you
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  Speaker 1: need to quit that. It's sod. Turn a little tree
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  Speaker 1: over right now, you say, kid, you're not man. It
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  Speaker 1: steems from my whole childhood. Man, I love Christmas. It
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  Speaker 1: was my favorite holiday, and I just thought they just
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  Speaker 1: did it up right down at that damn mall. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how they got and put the lights on
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  Speaker 1: the bad ball, just cold yeah, matter of fact, this
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  Speaker 1: brace ever. Why we can't hear this yeah that as
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  Speaker 1: a kid and then actually be able to do it
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  Speaker 1: as an adult. You know, that's a dream come true.
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  Speaker 1: It is sherltt. It's like it's like man to be
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  Speaker 1: able to do that. Man, I want it so badly.
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  Speaker 1: A big tree. Yeah, man, I was my dad. Well
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  Speaker 1: you got it, now yourself, you do it. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: he done it. He hadn't done it. I love Christmas
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  Speaker 1: c though, I really did. What was the ultimate gift
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  Speaker 1: you got as a kid that you just oh my
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  Speaker 1: god in Oregon? Oh? Man, a life size doll a
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  Speaker 1: go cart? Oh you gotta go call Junior wo Man, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's big right there. I'm driving at fourteen, I'm about
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  Speaker 1: hit Teddy's treat anyone a long way man that it
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  Speaker 1: couldn't cut the yard. I was gonna what about you,
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  Speaker 1: Steve a red fly wagon with the side reels on.
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  Speaker 1: Who that the hustling begins? That was your first car.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't let nobody ride in my wag and we
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  Speaker 1: aren't playing this. That was your first collect pop bottles
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  Speaker 1: in this work wag. This pulled me up the street,
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  Speaker 1: not in this, Dan, What about your nephew big Will
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  Speaker 1: you know that little handle on that when you can
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  Speaker 1: hook slide with it? Yeah? What what plastic week? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: the plas I wore them out. I know you did.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, listen, coming up, we'll continue to talk
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  Speaker 1: more about our favorite Christmas memories and holiday traditions and
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  Speaker 1: all of that, and we'll hear from Steve of course
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  Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the hours when we'll be back
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  Speaker 1: right after this. Who you gotta go card? You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show? All right to Steve, Let's talk about some
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  Speaker 1: of your favorite Christmas memories, um, you know, and your
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  Speaker 1: favorite holiday tradition. I want to ask you, Poe memories this.
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  Speaker 1: But that was good though, you know, because I didn't know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, no difference, Yeah, I figured just the way
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  Speaker 1: it was right everyone, you know, everybody get a gilt.
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  Speaker 1: Huh what did you sitting around? Thank you for the
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  Speaker 1: open multiple packages? Just damn gift man. Put the tearing
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  Speaker 1: off of the wrapping thing. Yes, yeah, we're gonna use
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  Speaker 1: that paper next year, I know. And my mom wrapped
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  Speaker 1: like the grocery store wrapped. That was her thing. She looked,
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes she could. It looked just like it did
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  Speaker 1: at the at the department stores. My mom could wrap. Yeah, man, girl,
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  Speaker 1: I got easy. Oh yes, the Lord with the light
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  Speaker 1: with the light. If I wrapped, you to knew it
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  Speaker 1: everything I wrapped to the exact shape or whatever. He
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  Speaker 1: dog dog if you if you thought it was a truck,
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  Speaker 1: that's probably what it was. It was obvious going over
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  Speaker 1: under the tree and just feeling on the gifts trying
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  Speaker 1: to guess what it was. Man, if I wrapped it,
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  Speaker 1: yeah you knew. Wow, I got a bowling ball, you
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  Speaker 1: know exactly what looked like he gave. I remember when
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  Speaker 1: I got a tape recorder one year. Oh that was
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  Speaker 1: always good. That was the beginning of my career right there,
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  Speaker 1: the tape recorder. Yes, oh, I got a sting rewind
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  Speaker 1: fast forward, Yes, yes, good, good stuff. One of my
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  Speaker 1: most frightening Christmases was because of that tape recorder right there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what happened? What you pressed? Play and record it?
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  Speaker 1: Get it done? Yes, yes, my mama got me mine
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  Speaker 1: for Christmas. I took it upstairs and recorded Rudy ray
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  Speaker 1: More Signifying the Monkey down in the Jungle, that signifying market.
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  Speaker 1: Damn show, didn't got it, walked through the trees and
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  Speaker 1: all up in him that market where I was in
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  Speaker 1: the elementary school. He was cut. He was Cui seven
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  Speaker 1: six or seven. You know if I Rudy ray More
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  Speaker 1: when my dad and them used to play it, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I used to sit on the steps in the hallway
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  Speaker 1: and listen to it. Be in the hallway, Holly. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: had the albums Man, but I rememberized album the whole
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  Speaker 1: Signifying Monkey, and I could sound just like it. So
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  Speaker 1: when my mama got it, I went upstairs and I'm
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  Speaker 1: recording wear down in the Jungle signifying Marky. Everything cussing
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  Speaker 1: and everything I'm talking about cuss like that's when you
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  Speaker 1: first look you feel in love like this. So everything
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  Speaker 1: going good. We go to church that morning. We come back.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of sister Porter and sister r Bell came
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  Speaker 1: over to see my mom and they was in there
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  Speaker 1: in the living room and I had my recorder on
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  Speaker 1: them coffee table because I saw a cookie on the
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  Speaker 1: down room table. I wanted to get a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: of rice crispy, And when I came back, my mama
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  Speaker 1: had to recorder in her low my stomach. She said,
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  Speaker 1: what they was all talking about? Uh, sister Harvey, what
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  Speaker 1: is that? That's these new recorders that you buy. We
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  Speaker 1: bought one for Steve. I'm just man, don't hit that son,
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  Speaker 1: this lady, say what's on it? My mama pressed play.
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  Speaker 1: I opened it up like this wear down in the jungle.
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  Speaker 1: D that's signifying market that ever? Sleep. Yeah, I'm cussing
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  Speaker 1: it everything, but I mean, it's on the recorder. So
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  Speaker 1: my mama trying to find the button, but she can't
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  Speaker 1: cut it all. She can't control the volume or nothing.
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  Speaker 1: She steady hitting the play button. Well that's already down.
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  Speaker 1: Your baby talking lay at the church say, oh, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's Rudy ray Mo. So I said, okay, that might
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  Speaker 1: help a little bit, they say, she said, But who
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  Speaker 1: is it though? Oh? Who's staying this? Yeah? Everybody looking
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  Speaker 1: at me. I'm just trying to figure out how I
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  Speaker 1: can make this recorded disappear. Enough if I stay here
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  Speaker 1: and look out the window, maybe they won't notice this. Me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I was sitting there in trouble. Mama's finally cut that thing. Up.
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  Speaker 1: She said, boy, lord Jesus, when your daddy get home?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, man, So they left. My daddy came home,
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  Speaker 1: she says, snap, listen to what this boy didn't put
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  Speaker 1: on his on Christmas? She pressed play again, wear down
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  Speaker 1: in the jungle. D My daddy saying who is that?
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  Speaker 1: My mom was saying, that's your son, and then my
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  Speaker 1: dad and listening to it, any star smiling, Why that's you?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, yes, I'm just shrinking. I'll tell you all right.
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  Speaker 1: And the brink phone call coming up right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening show all right. Before we went to brake, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you were telling us a story about when your dad
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  Speaker 1: heard you recite Rudy ray Moore on your brand new car. Mama,
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  Speaker 1: come home on Christmas. Look at what your boys doing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so she pressed on way down jud that blankly blank
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  Speaker 1: didn't ever sleep walking trees and swinging in the sand
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  Speaker 1: back black. So my daddy listened to it, and he smiled.
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  Speaker 1: He said, boy, that's you. Oh yes, you're in trouble
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  Speaker 1: all he said, where your coat at? Go get your coat?
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  Speaker 1: Come on in confidence. I ain't never done. No, he
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  Speaker 1: used to go on in the basement, is the coat
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  Speaker 1: he puts me in the car, he gets the machine.
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  Speaker 1: We back out. We drive right up the Earl's gas
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  Speaker 1: station about five minutes from the house. He got walking
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  Speaker 1: there on the man Christmas slick. What's up a little boy? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Christmas boy, I got something for y'all right here, damn me?
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  Speaker 1: Who this is here? So all the men and that
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  Speaker 1: one boy that rooted right more? No, ain't that stilass?
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  Speaker 1: You lying boy right here? This boy sound your like remote?
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  Speaker 1: So mister Wale, say what do some of it? Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't you think about in front of y'all life?
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  Speaker 1: And I got the custom from y'all. Did you do it? Hell? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Wait like that right there? Like Oh man, I love it,
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. My daddy thought it
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  Speaker 1: was the greatest thing. You here now, he said, when
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  Speaker 1: we get back home, tell you mama. We rode and
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  Speaker 1: talked about it. Okay, well, they ain't gonna whoop your
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  Speaker 1: cause it's own Christmas. Oh so it been a twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: You've got toe up in the well. He didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to whip me no way, because he was He thought
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  Speaker 1: it was greatness. He thought that was the greatest thing.
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  Speaker 1: He pure grace. You take all that cussing off of
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  Speaker 1: that machine. You ain't even where you to learn these
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  Speaker 1: words from. You're playing that all The party album was good?
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  Speaker 1: This album? Yeah yeah, wow? Who else you listen to?
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  Speaker 1: Dog good Christmas memories right there? Red Fox, Red Fox,
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  Speaker 1: that's no This country comedian named Jerry Cloud. Jerry Cloud.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what we listened to. And he'll building man, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I love it, no, yea that he'll be funny, funny man,
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  Speaker 1: y'all was still a Richard Pride for my daddy. Oh huh.
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  Speaker 1: I was doing Richard and Eddie. Oh yeah, that's like
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Delirious was my my stand up, specially that it did.
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  Speaker 1: Delirious who Richard Pryde wanted? That's the one. Yeah, man, wow,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that. That was back in the day when
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  Speaker 1: you when your parents had parties, and weren't those called
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  Speaker 1: party albums or something. Yeah, absolutely, party albums. So they
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  Speaker 1: would playing. You couldn't listen. You had to come in
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  Speaker 1: in dance for him, and you had to go them back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on. And the player was right next to the
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  Speaker 1: steps leading up in my room, and he was behind
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  Speaker 1: the wall. I sat on the steps. I learned how
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  Speaker 1: to cuss everything. Yeah, the good old day Gus Gus, Gus,
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  Speaker 1: goody Google, I said, American classic right there for that
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  Speaker 1: red level outfit, that was classic. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: What was that red? Leather? Wrong was delirious? Purple was
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: perfect leather all leather. Raw was wrong? Yeah, raw was wrong? Yea, no, man,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: when that food was doing that, that food was doing
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: that dog all up? Man. Oh yeah, damn that when
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: he got shot, when he was doing the hits. But
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: we see the mine me nic name the number dude
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: said you uh why me times a lady the night
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I knew knew that boy saying three times, I was holly. Yeah,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: he gave us some great laughs. And man, yes, Velvet Jones,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: mister Robinson's neighbor answer, who is movies the absolute best
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: sketch artist? Man? Yeah, that damn teddy man. James round
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: in that hot tip, man, he stuck his man, don't
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: get in the hot tip. Wait a minute, hot boy.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: That was it boy in the in the movie Trading Places,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: what is your name? Valentine? Valentine? When they finally got
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: him off the street and took him to the house. Yeah,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: and they had him in the back and he was
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: taking the bath and they was coming out ship in
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: the dope and he was in there singing. When I
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: showed that to my dad, and my dad in Holliday,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: lad when you think it got it? Get By used
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: to open this show every day with that, right. Yeah, yeah,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: that's where I got it from. Many good memories, I
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: tell you, man, that that that What's What's What's the best? Pot?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Eight hours? A Beverly Hill cop Oh, what's pot the
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: eight Hours about? When he was with Nick Nolte place
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Coming to America, Coming to America. Funniest comedy movie I've
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: ever seen. Yeah, all right, we'll be back with more
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. Your listen, Jay,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: what you got macrimatine. But some people don't put a
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: lot of thought into gifts at all. They just don't.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: They could care less, you know. And these are lists
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: of gifts that we just don't want at all. Don't
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: give me. I'm just speaking for myself. Number one of
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: them a diabetic don't give me no damn shock nate
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: cup of cherries. I don't want that. Okay, you don't
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: wrap it up, don't. I don't like that gift. I
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: don't I don't like. That's too much damn sugar for
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: diabetic what I can't speak for the Top ten gifts
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: that people hate. I don't Top ten gilt I hate
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: because I've already got it before. Why would you give
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: me a Jerry box? You don't? I don't Jerry They
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: put no thought into it is. This came from an
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: aunt of mine. Here's somebody that don't know you at all,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: at all, at all. Right, they got the mirror in
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: it when you open it up, the look the little
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: box sectional. Why don't I ain't got a ring on
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: my face? Don't get me a holiday sweater? Why would
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: you buy me a Christmas sweater? When am I gonna wein?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I gonna wait till for nothing. I don't wear that
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: because after the day, it's all. I ain't never been
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: with the ugly sweater thing I don't have. Okay, Steve,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: what you got? What are we doing? Top ten gives
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: people hate? People hate? Yeah, yeah that they hate? What
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: people don't buy me? No damn medicine. You know you know,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: you know, I know how much your knees hurt you
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: from ad veal from celebricks and you can keep it
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: close by. Man, man, I thought about you, and I
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: saw this big two hundred pel bottom Christmas man. He
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: went to salms of Cosco, got you the big bulk.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: You don't want none of that. I don't want to
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: let me Jane something about me. I have not worn
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: suspenders in years, okay years in the years. And you're
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: not the ones that clamp on, not the ones that
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: you put a button on. And I don't want suspenders,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: the plastic one. I know they look nice in the
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: box and they got a little bow down. I don't
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: want that. Okay, I'll tell you something else. I don't want, Jake,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: and I mean this, I mean it. Don't buy me
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: nothing off of informercial. I don't want the flashlight. I
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: don't want none of that. I don't want I did
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: buy you that flashlight, though I did. I feel guy,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want it. Have they have some good stuff
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: that y'all go ahead and have it. I don't want it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: What the hell do I want with some seal what
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: they call it flex? You may you never know? Right
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: if I get a lot of you, I don't want
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: no conflicts just because they shiney. I've been watching your TV.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I saw you be wearing conflicts Jesus real, all right,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: all right, buy me no spank shirt. Why why would
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: you buy me? You know, a form fitting shirt? What
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: are you trying? Yeah, yeah, don't buy me that. I
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: don't want that. I might need that, but I don't
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: want that. No, he don't. He don't want them. Take
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: your shirts. He hit body ready for that. Sh buddy.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: If I see time me to take your shirt, I
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: need to pitch. I need anyway in the country. You
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: see him that. I put one on in front of
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Marjorie one time. She laughed so hard. I looked at
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: hold it. I said, I ain't really there yet. I'm
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: just checking it out. Okay, okay, I'm under the impression
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: if you put one of them shirts on, Steve, it
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: makes your body tight. And I think it's the shirt
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: that made you like you in shape. That's what I think.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: And that's one. Now you gotta keep the shirt on.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'm definitely gonna give me one,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: but what I don't want for what I don't want
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: is a popcorn coupon. Please, I'm going to the movies.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I can't get my own popcorn. Okay, all right, you
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: don't need the cupon. You don't want the gift card? No, no,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: you love going to the movies, Jay, that's a good
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I love going to the movies, don't. I didn't want
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: them ow the movie passes. I'm good on a movie
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: for Ego one hair cream. They give me a set
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: and it's got hair cream in it. I'll be just
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: looking at people. Yeah, you ain't got no hap to
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: use it for your mustache case. Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: you what. I know. I'm sicking, but I tell you
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: people like to make fun of your situations and stuff.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: And I know I have six said. But what I
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: don't want for criminal is a bag of seleu. I
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: don't want the bag of suhydra. Yeah. They think i'll
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: be but it's Christmas. I ain't in the hospital. I
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: we're in the living room. I don't want the bag
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: of s. I would report you first because you stole it.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: You know you're the one. I don't like people. I
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: know you like cigars. And I found these here. They
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: had these cohebers for six dollars about uncle hobby hobbies.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Those all come here. No, man, no, look that that
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: ain't the right label. Yeah, the ask dayco hebers. I asked,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: what about you supposed to go? They bring your box
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: of black and Mile did something. I had that too,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I've had that'll make you sick. They brought me a
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: pack of big lighters one time. He always looking for
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: a light, and here's a light, and here's a pack up.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Break come long it take for a big to light
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: a sick off man. Thank you. All right, Well, we'll
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harby Morning Show
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: coming up at twenty after the hour you're listening Steve
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay is here because we're
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: so in the Christmas spirit. Jay, and here you go.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: You knew what I was when you hire. Let's try
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: and exercise. Wait, let's try and exercise. Let's try this.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Shirley huh. Merry Christmas, Happy holiday, so sweet. Thank you, Carla.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you and your family.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Please get big hug for me. You know that's the
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: same with charity. Thank you, Tommy, Happy holidays, Merry Christmas,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, prosperous new Year. Tell Tash and
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: and uh and Tasha, I said, big Merry Christmas from
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: uncle Tommy over here. Okay, tell them now will you
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: tell the Miles children the same thing, Jordan, Sydney Trey
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: your wife, tell everybody happy holiday. Yeah, we'll do. Happy holidays,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. Time. We've gotten through another year together. Were family,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: were family, and and thank you so much. I mean,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: you know you've been such an inspiration to us all
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: this year with your TV show and everything. What a
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: blessing you know. I'm just so happy for you and
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: happy you know, new year to you and make it.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: May it be even more prosperous. Please give her a
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: next to my love. Please I will, and please you
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: do the same with Jackie with her beautiful self. Yes, loving,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I'm selling the Christmas spirit. May be right back to
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: eating up Jay's segment. Come on on, the son is
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: dedicated to out there. There's gotta be somebody somewhere who
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: wishes someone I loved one, a friend, a relative, whatever,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: which is leave their house for Christmas. I don't care,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: and I'm so please be goneus. I beg you see
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: you're done. I have my head a damn James, that's it.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: You sound so depressed. While you were saying you're a
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: mean one, mister Grench, I mean one, mister gone yeah,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gone. The words somebody would ride with, somebody's hither
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: and they turn that up. They just the words turned it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Please come home for Christmas, not be gone. All right,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Show right after. You're listening to the Steven Show. All right,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, get ready. We consulting an expert because
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: we wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: here with his breakup handbook. All right, Jesus, things that
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: you need to have in mind after the break up.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Most most of it is for fellas is because when
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: we take a break off hard, it's ugly. It's ugly
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: out there. Now. These are things from Steve Harvey's break
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Up Handbook, how to act when you break up? All right, now,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: here's rule number one. You are allowed only one drunk
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: die you know how you call him up when you drunk?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: You only get the one. And it sounds like something
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: like this, Hello is me? You know who me is?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Don't play with me? You know who me? Don't play
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: with my emotions? Who is me? You know you? You
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: you know who me is? I mean you get one,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: get one of them, all right now, here's the next rule.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: You are not allowed to roll up on your ex
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: just because you see that car parked outside the club,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: the restaurant or church down who you can't do that?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Show we broke up. I can't go in there. Need
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: you can. No, you can't roll up on them. No,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I got something with church later on. But just stay
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: that stay out right, you girl. Can't roll up on them.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Oh that she is, I'm gonna go in now. Oh
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: that he is, I'm going in there. You can't do that,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: call okay, allegedly, all right. Next one, y'all's favorite spot.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: It's off limits to both parties for at least foe months.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Tell anybody else over there at least month. Here's another one. Okay,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Texting your favorite song to each other is off limits.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: You can listen to it, you can cry to it,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: you playing over and over, but you can't send it.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: So I'm trying to move on and I'm killing he
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Now listen to you and you all y'all stuff? Huh.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: All possessions is collected at one time and one time on.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Anything that's left behind will be thrown away by both parties.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Like you ain't keep coming over here looking for stuff
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: that you can't keep coming back over here. I gott
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: coming to you in the closet looking for your tank top.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: You hit a big one right here. Nobody is allowed
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: to talk to each other's mama's friends with your mamma,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: and you can't be friends with mama come home. Yeah,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: at least that's a good one, Steve. I like he
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: was trying to pick up some greens and you and
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: hit talking rolling your ass when I walk into the dough. Yeah.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Here's the next one. Yeah, all parties. She find a
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: new church home. Yes, but yeahfinitely. Yeah, we can't work.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I love cost Wicket. All your friends should be divided
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: up equally, except the ones you hate. You can have him.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Here's another. No posting of nude pictures. Yeah, yeah, you know,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: like Hernicket or him dressed up like the damn Easter,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: but the private what about I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: finish this one old naked picture all right, Well, nephew,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: tell me has a prank fall coming up and we'll
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: finish out seas break up rules. Right after this. You're
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. Right now the nephews here though, Yeah,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Now?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Brand spanking new this one. It's called cripple cask. If
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: three people pass and they can, you know, the family
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: might not have enough money fall them cass just one cat.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Cripple can three people one cat? We finish the concept. Okay,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: this can work. Take some money. They can listen Jenk's mortuary.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: This is can help you. Hey, how are you doing?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: How you calping? How are you doing? My name is
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Brandon man or Brandon Giles. Uh, I'm calling. We've got
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: somebody that pass Actually three people we start passed away.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I thank you for that, man. It was kind of expected,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: so you know, it wasn't something that caught us off guard.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: But you know, but all in all, you know, we're
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: still grieving about losing our loved ones. But but I
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: wanted to give you all a call. We're trying to
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: um pick a particular funeral home on who we want
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: to um take care of. Yes, yes, sir, yes sir, okay,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I can definitely help you with that. And uh, once again,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I just want to you know, just let you know
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: that we can pretty much do the whole game. That
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: we can make sure that your need to take them
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: from you know, from from now on. Um, we're here
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: for you. Santed to get that out. What is your
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: main need? You said, three people? Sir, Yes, yes, yes,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I wanted to bring attention to you. Do you guys
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: customize caskets? Yes, we do, goal plating, uh, engraving. We
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: even have a new thing where we can put the
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: picture of the person on the outside like a semi
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: gloss coating. We have a couple of hours. Yeah, I
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: don't I don't need that all. No goal or nothing
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: like that. Listen, listen what I want to do. Is
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: it any way that you could maybe uh customize a
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: casket that can accommodate three people? Um uh yes, like
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: we we can. We can customize each individual casket for
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: each individual. No, no, no, no, Calvin, that didn't want
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: to ask. What I'm saying is if I want to
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: like like I like I said, my could they was
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: all close. You know, I don't have a problem with
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: all three of them being in the same casket. I
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: get you. Um uh you know, to my knowledge is
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: as far as I've been in this business, I've never Uh,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not really sure we can actually do that. I mean,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, what's the problem if we can
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: get them all in there and you will serve I mean,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I think that's a I don't even think if for one,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: it's legal in this state or any state, three people
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: in one casket, um and ethics wise, I uh, that's
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: not really something that How can I say that we
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: actually you know, but if you customizing a casket, Calvin,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: then you ought to be able to put as many
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: people in there, if you make it deep enough and
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: wide enough. Ought to be to get three people in there. Right. Well,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: the customization is is the outer side of the casket
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: and maybe you know some people uh even put TV
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: screens on the inside or some of their their their
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: loved ones, memorable momentums. We customize it for that, you know. Colorwise?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Uh so what about when and when is a person real? Big? Uh?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: You know, haven't said person? You know? You got to
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: have a cast that's can accommodate them, right, yes, But okay,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: so so you ought to be to put you ought
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: to be able to put three people in one casket
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: if they can fit. If you put two one way,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: in one the other other way. Then you ought to
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: be to have all three of them in there at
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: one time. Um, is there anybody else around you and
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: your family that can help talk with me about this?
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I'm talking right now. I'm trying to get I'm trying
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: to accommodate my cousins and get them straight. And I'm
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: asking you can we get them in a casket that
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: one casket that can accommodate three people. If you put
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: two pillars on money in one pillars, that's not something
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: we're really that ain't just used to doing, Calvin. But
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you telling you that's the way I want
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: this customize. Man. All right, brother, look brother, brother, just
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: just chill out with customs, all right. So we're trying
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: to get three people. Yeah, I have a standard plan.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: It'll be a low end standard plan for three individual caskets.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: We ain't gotta we all have enough money for three
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: for one casket. We we just need to big enough, man,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: so you could get everybody in there. Close the dope.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not I don't want to go
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you, sir, I know this is
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: a time, then go. You ain't gonna go back and
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: forth with me building to our knees. I can bury
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: my family. I don't really know what to tell you, sir,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: but I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying to
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Won't you tell me you're gonna get three people in
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: the casket looking good? We cannot do that. You houling that. Man,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I'm the one going through bereathing. I understand that. But
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: you are, you're, you're you use the foul language. We
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: can't do it. Brother, you hear me. No, that's no
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: hold on my cousin. Them said they wanted to be No, sir,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: no we can okay. Look I'm look hey, man, y'all
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: gonna bury these three people and you're gonna put all
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: three of them in the same day. Asking man, now,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: two on one on one end and one on the other.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: One man, sir, if you're drinking, just stop. Ain't nobody
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Man, Let me say this
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: to you. Your name Calvin, right, Yes, yes it is okay,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: so cal Calvin, let me say this to you. Either
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: y'all gonna bury my cousin is the way I want it.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Or Calvin, you're gonna get your book who you're talking to.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: That's what's going now. Now, now that's it, right there, sir.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to be as professional as I can
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: this whole conversation. It's as crazy as it is. But
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: now I ain't nothing crazy about no, no, no, no no.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I told you I want you to bury my cousin.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Come on down here. I got someplace to put your
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: body and your cousin's body. How about that? Huh? Yeah?
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Because you you know you don't you don't sound too
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: damn confident. You don't sound too confident, Calvin. I'm gonna
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: this ain't the place and I'm not the one you
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: will be in the ground messing with us. Matter fact,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: if you come here, I'm you up. How about that? Okay, Calvin? Okay, Calvin,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something, Calvin, me and Tommy gonna
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: be down there to day. Then I'm bringing Tommy with me.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Who it's Tommy? Huh? This is nephew Timmy from the
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Martin Show. Baby, you just got Frank Calvin. Yo,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: y'all have me whip somebody. Hell, y'all, I just want
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: to love Reginald. That works. Yes, I'm gonna. I'm gonna Reggie.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: You bet watch with you drink you bet watch with
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: your team. I'm on your to revenge. N Hey, Calvin,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: give me this, man, what's the baddest and I mean
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. Man, you know
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all, y'all
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: got got me? Ya got me, y'all, ain't with me.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: But I'm just like two bodies this boy, one body
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: this way, hand to flip three different pillars. We work
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: that thing. Yeah, well, you're probably gonna need ten, Jay,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: You're probably gonna need five on each side. But you
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: saved some money. Jay Dolly. It's like like Casker bunk
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: beds for three people. All right, I got a beat idea.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, let me just put them in their fold.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Thank you, nev up. Next is my Strawberry Letter for
• 51:30
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• 51:35
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter. If
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  Speaker 1: for you. I dish at all all right subject one big,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: happy family or nothing at all. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: been dating a man for three years and we get
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: alone great. We've talked about getting married, but we have
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: to work out a few kinks first. Both of us
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: have teenage kids from previous relationships, and I spend a
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: lot of time with his kids every other weekend. He
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: is always around my kids because I have sole custody
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: of them. We always joke about his kids like hanging out.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, We always joke about how his kids like
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: hanging out with me more than him. If I am
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: doing something for my kids, I include his kids. I
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: buy them gifts for birthdays, Christmas, or just because I
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: buy them gifts, and there's no separation to me. But
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: over the weekend I had the strangest conversation with my
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: boyfriend about the kids. He told me that this Christmas
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: he plans to focus more on his kids and spend
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: quality time with them alone during the holidays. I was
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: shocked to hear this. Over the years, he's been good
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: to my kids, but I do see a difference in
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: how he treats them and how he treats his own kids.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: My kids love him, so I never make a big
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: deal out of it. The fact that he is trying
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: to make a big distinction between the kids really hurts
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: my feelings. Blended families are tricky and we've been trying
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: to make it work, but this was a harsh reality check.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: My kids come first, but I'm able to love his
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: kids as my own. Now I have doubts about marriage.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Am I overthinking this? Stephen Shirley? What do you think? No,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: you are not overthinking anything. I say what you see
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: and what you know, because when people show you, and
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: in this case, tell you who they are, please believe them.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, Okay, let's look at the facts. This man
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: that you've been with for three years told you that
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: this Christmas he just wants to spend quality time with
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: his kids alone during the holidays. What else do you
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: need to hear. It's the holidays, That's the time when
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: you and your man and kids. You know, you guys
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: are supposed to spend family time together, not apart. So again,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: what else is it that you need to hear? I mean,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to be with you, and he doesn't
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: want to be with you and your kids for Christmas? Okay,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: In this relationship, you're all in. You are just everything.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: In this relationship, you have accepted as teenage kids. You
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: spend a lot of time with them, You remember their
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: birthdays and other special occasions. You buy them gifts and stuff. He,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: on the other hand, makes a difference between his kids
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: and your kids, and you're right. In order for a
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: blended family to work, you have to show love to everyone,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: even if in your heart you love your own kids more.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: And I think that's pretty normal to feel that way.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: You have a special bond with your kids, you carried
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: them and all of that. But you know you're fair
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: and loving on the outside. But your man is not
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: doing that and he's not trying to hide it. Even
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: though you say your kids love him and you haven't
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: made a big deal out of it, it is a
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: big deal because he sounds like he has checked out
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: of this relationship and on his way out of this relationship.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Someone who's thinking of marriage, of marrying you, would not
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: want to be without you on this Christmas. Okay, sounds
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: like he's gonna be with someone else. Steve, Well, Shirley,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I have to agree with you now. So here we go.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: This lady been dating this man for three years, everything
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: going great, talked about getting married, but they need to
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: work out some kinks. You know, both of them got kids.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: He spends a lot of time and he's always around
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: the kids because she got soul custody of them. We
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: joke about how his kid is like hanging out with
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: me more than him. And then you know, if I'm
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: doing something for my kids, I include his kids. I
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: buy him gifts for birthdays, Christmas, everything, no separation to me.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: But over the weekend he had a little conversation with
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend about the kids. He told me, he say
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: this Christmas, he playing it on, focusing more on his kids,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: spend quality time with them alone during the holidays. I
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: was shocked to hear this. Over the years, he's been
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: good to my kids, but I do see a difference
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: in how he treats them and how he treats his
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: own kids. My kids love him so I never made
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: a big deal out of the fact that he's trying
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: to make a big distinction between the kids. Really hurt
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: my feelings. Then the families are tricky, Yes they are,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: and I've been trying to make it work, but this
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: is a harsh reality check. My kids come first, but
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: I'm able to love his kids as my own. Now
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I have doubts about marriage. I'm overthinking this. I think
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: you all got to sit down and have a conversation.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Something is happening where he's feeling like he's obviously not
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: paying close enough attention to his own kids. So he
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: decided this year he goes spend times with his kids alone.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Somebody that said something to him. He didn't come to
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: this conclusion on his own. Somebody said something to him.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Somebody said, you know what the kids feel like, you
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: just treat everybody better than them. They come up and
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: they feel like you'll step child. Somebody fed this information
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: to him. All one of the kids said something to him.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: That's the only reason for he just suddenly go like this.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: So he's trying to prove that that's not true. So
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: he gonna be spending a lot of time with just
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: his kids alone on Christmas and he's been with her
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: for three years. Yeah, I don't know how he thinks
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: that's gonna Yeah, he been not later, he been not
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: say that nobody didn't lay down. He's been a mess
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: the kids and then lay down. He can't go to
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: sleep in that house. I can't make that statement. And
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: didn't go get into bed and starts snow. No, that's
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: been to being a temp on your life. But that
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: was kind of cold though. I mean, yeah, he plans
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: to focus more on his kids and spend quality time
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: with them alone during the holiday. Word. Oh all right, Steve,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: we'll hang on. Part two of your answer is coming up. Um,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: we'll take a short break here and come back at
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hours. Subject one big happy family
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: or nothing at all. You're listening, all right, Steve U.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: This letter is crazy. Let's recap subject one big happy
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: family or nothing at all. Well, it looked like nothing
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: at all because he wanted to spend this holiday with
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: his kids, spend more time with his kids alone. That's
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: time of making your kids have happy Christmases. And my
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: kids over here they nipt stuck out. Now we're not
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: gonna do that this year, Michelle. I want you to
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: be the wife asking me why we can't have this
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Christmas together, and you're gonna be repeatedly keep asking me
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: about this Christmas, and I would keep giving you different
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: beas Okay, Well, honey, um, I'm so happy the holidays
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: are here. I can't wait to spend Christmas with you. Well,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: you know, I wish I could say the same. Well,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: what do you mean we are spending it together, aren't we? Well,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: you know, we're gonna spend it together, but it's gonna
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: be separate. But separate is not together. Honey, We're gonna
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: spend Christmas together, right, you, me and the kid. Hold on,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: what kids you talking about? I'm talking about our kids,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: my kids and your kids. No, no, no, not so
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: your kids a your kid, my kid, Me and my
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: kids gonna spend this holiday together and alone. But honey,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: we're together. You know, we're We've been dating for it
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: three years now, and y'all this all this is important
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: to you. Yes, and I thought it was important to
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: you that we be together, But not like this though,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: you talking about all the time I'm talking about during
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: the holidays. Yes, honey, I've planned stuff, I've cooked, I've
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: invited people over all of that, you know, one big
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: happy family. Well, I don't you know, baby, damn you know.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: You don't ask me nothing. Well, we've we've been together
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: for three years. It's kind of a given that we
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: spend the holidays together. Yeah, but you ain't. You ain't like,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: did nothing special for the holidays. I've been out here
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: lyned people up. So we make our move, make our move.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: I thought we were gonna just be together. We put
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: the Christmas tree up and did the decorations and everything.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Who all hell put your Christmas tree up? Did he? Well?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: The kids? Yeah, ain't nobody help but the talk kids.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: You don't know what they name kid couldn't help out?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: So where ain't nobody helped? But the talk excuse me? Aside?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: There's an aside, Honey, what did you say? Nephews aren't
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: worry about hike though even the letter, if I go on,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: they just did. But the shop kids is what is
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: they doing? I don't know what the shop kids they
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: put all ornaments on the bottom of the tree, and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: they put your skirt round and the shot kids water.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: We got plenty for shop people to do round. Somebody
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: got to plug it up every night yeah't that way.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to being over you. It ain't nothing shot,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: work ain't nothing for you. Well, honey, and the tree
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: looks so beautiful. I'm so grateful and I just wanted
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: to spend it together, you know, you mean us together.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: And they hang these balls on the bottom of that
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: tree too. I like, I like treat balls at the
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: bottom of the tree. Okay, ornaments, yes, yeah, them ornaments,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: But the balls though, I don't like Christmas ornaments as others,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: you know, acorn Christmas tree? Can I just like ball
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: like angels don't look like angel What about the lights
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: that makes the tree look so pretty? Yeah? Yeah, you
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: gotta hear lights that ornament you made in school and
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: brought home. But it doesn't matter what's on the tree
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: is just as long as we're together, honey, and I
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: want to be together for this Christmas? Well, baby, ain't
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: that ain't no more? Well? Why not? I mean, what's
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: the problem? No, see, you know you just trying to
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: make this something else. I'm trying to make this something else.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: I haven't told you that. Don't holler, don't that's why
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: right here, you don't need to yell at me. You
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: can't hear. I can hear just fine. I just can't
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: hear just fine when you can be by yourself. But
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be there. How about that? That's alone, and
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: then we're gonna be the it's my house too, yes,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: clap back? What are you talking about? I don't pay
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: the mortgage and never will, but it's my house. I
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: don't know who told you that. I told myself that
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: when we when we first started living together. Oh well,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get a restraint and order on you.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Oh that works both ways. I can get one on
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: you too, you know. But we're gonna be together. Saint California,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: this califod Oh you try and do me. Oh, we're
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: gonna be together. Well you want to be right, Cliff?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: What what you do? You and I'm gonna do you?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Never probably had the best prinsple we ever hate? No,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. It's not gonna go down
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: like that. We've been together for three years. We've always
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: spent Christmas together. We're gonna be together this Christmas, whether
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: you like it or not. When you cook, fight whoever
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: you when we ain't gonna make it to vote, We
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it too. Do you have someone else?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Do I have someone? You hired me? Because why wouldn't
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: you want to spend it with me? You've been spending
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Christmas with me all of a sudden, Oh so you
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: want folk? Christmas is in the road. Here we go.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: We'll be together. We're gonna be together, all right, today's
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter. We gotta get out of here, Steve. That's right.
• 1:04:36
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• 1:04:39
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• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the stew Well, guys, tis the season
• 1:04:47
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• 1:04:49
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• 1:04:53
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• 1:04:59
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• 1:05:01
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• 1:05:05
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• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: time I come over here, y'all act like y'all mean, yeah,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: I'm coming every year, fridgy Way and Anty Way, don't
• 1:05:22
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• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: coming next year. I don't like no, y'all know how
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: a way really easy. Listened to me. You ain't gonna
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: he cried, Now, ye man, is not y'all father. I
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: didn't want to tell you that. What you fought in
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: you are a note on your job. The next one.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Steve, you got it. Here we go
• 1:06:08
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• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: big one. Go ahead, you got it? What who got
• 1:06:20
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• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: was last year that the fight. Yeah, I'm not opening
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: my gift for first for this year. First for last year,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: I was the first. I want to be the first
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: this year. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
• 1:06:42
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• 1:06:50
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• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: got don't you can ask gift for Chrismoth? What? I
• 1:07:01
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• 1:07:07
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• 1:07:14
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• 1:07:20
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• 1:07:24
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• 1:07:31
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• 1:07:36
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• 1:07:57
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• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: in the relationship, there's things that you have said, just
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  Speaker 1: little statements. Next thing you know, you're a full blown argument,
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  Speaker 1: just just out of nowhere or like all I said
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  Speaker 1: was all I said was what would I do with
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  Speaker 1: the money if I want the lottery m And I said,
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  Speaker 1: you know I said this, I say that. Then all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'm We're in an argument. We have
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  Speaker 1: a full argument. O't make believe money? You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying right now, I'm time. You know what I'm
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  Speaker 1: timeing to. You have been the junior? Yeah? Been there?
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  Speaker 1: Still in there? Something? You know? All I said was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, if I ever meet Beyonce? Right well, she
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  Speaker 1: knew the rest of the statement. And I mean it,
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  Speaker 1: that's if I met Beyonce, Hey, you know she allowed
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  Speaker 1: me to date husband. I see, tell me you got
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  Speaker 1: what you want to know? What I said, John, All?
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  Speaker 1: I said, who my girlfriend husband? Be tripping. That's all
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  Speaker 1: I said, Jay, my girlfriend husband be tripping, That's all
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  Speaker 1: I see. All right. I was on the phone the
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  Speaker 1: other day, just you know, my girlfriend, just talking. All
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  Speaker 1: I said was because it was just the two of us. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know Nesto was in the house. All I
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  Speaker 1: said was Morgan Freeman could get it. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't even talk like that. That was with my girls,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just talking. Oh man, the argument that has
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You know I didn't say it so much.
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  Speaker 1: Just pick one up. See. You know all I said
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  Speaker 1: one time one you know, she made me something. I
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  Speaker 1: just said. You know, when my mama baked it, she
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  Speaker 1: baked it a different got to do it. Yeah, yea.
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  Speaker 1: And when you talk about cooking and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 1: you don't look over here at me. Okay, everybody glanced
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  Speaker 1: everybody whatever's food, we always look at you. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why, man, I mean little simple things. It started,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like it. All I said was if we
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  Speaker 1: weren't together, x y Z one of your girlfriends, who
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  Speaker 1: did I get with? You know that's how I s
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  Speaker 1: not together? Yeah, if we were together, I get well,
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  Speaker 1: you know you're dead. You hit dad and we weren't together. Ye,
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  Speaker 1: you're a dead man. You can't really say nothing about
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  Speaker 1: their body. No, you can't. I didn't want I did.
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  Speaker 1: I said something one time, I said, why her dressed
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  Speaker 1: so tight? You know? Man like he was on my
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  Speaker 1: damn right right? Okay, okay, all I said, if she pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: it's a possibility, you know. I'm just if she's pregnant, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I can't you want to Maybe maybe I had to
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  Speaker 1: give my car key statement. I walked in the room
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  Speaker 1: one time, she laying down on the bed trying to
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  Speaker 1: put the pants on. I said, that's how we got
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  Speaker 1: to do it now. Yeah, yeah, we walked. We walked
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  Speaker 1: into this restaurant one time. All I said was me
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  Speaker 1: and my exes to come here all the time. And
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  Speaker 1: then it helped it the gas brown you back again.
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  Speaker 1: I can't nobody, I can't, no nor I'm talking. So
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  Speaker 1: what size you were? Now, I'll just what side you were?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Kanye West, jay Z,
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  Speaker 1: and Beyonce are the top earning artists of twenty nineteen.
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  Speaker 1: This is according to Forbes. Forbes has published its annual ranking,
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  Speaker 1: with Kanye sitting at number two. With one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty million dollars. Right behind wow, yeah yeah, right behind
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  Speaker 1: you is his big brother jay Z and his wife Beyonce.
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  Speaker 1: They each brought in eighty one million. Yeazy still has
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  Speaker 1: a way to go if he wants to hit the
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  Speaker 1: number one spot. Taylor Swift has one hundred and eighty
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  Speaker 1: five five million and earnings. That's thanks to him. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: really he Yeah, you're right, and it took his hands
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  Speaker 1: up there and snatched that award from she'd probably be
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  Speaker 1: number ten. So West or what Kanye can take credit
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  Speaker 1: for Taylor Swift? Correct? Yeah, she's talented, don't get me wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that, but thank you for that, k Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Other names on the list include Drake at number eight
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  Speaker 1: and Rihanna at number eleven. So there you got Rihanna.
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  Speaker 1: How much do they make Let's see, yeah, number eight
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  Speaker 1: sometimes they yeah, they just have the ring top five.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see, but your money like number three and
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  Speaker 1: make eighty one meal you love I would love it.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be mad if I was thirty seven. Right last,
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  Speaker 1: As long as we're on the list, man, they talked
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  Speaker 1: about what you earned. M hmmm, Drake, number eight, that's
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  Speaker 1: pretty good. Now, come on Rihanna number eleven with all
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  Speaker 1: this year with the TV show and everything. What a blessing,
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  Speaker 1: stuck in a rut because they can't think they way
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  Speaker 1: clear to see the end result. What I mean by
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  Speaker 1: to be the case. I'm just using this as an example.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say you want to be a millionaire and you say, wow,
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  Speaker 1: I want to make a million dollars, and then you
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  Speaker 1: start thinking of how to make the million dollars, and
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  Speaker 1: because you can't, it becomes so daunting. Making a million
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  Speaker 1: dollars is difficult. If it were easy, wouldn't you do
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  Speaker 1: it by Friday? Wouldn't you? Of course you would. But
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  Speaker 1: it's a little more difficult than that. So here's what
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  Speaker 1: I had to learn in my life. Everybody listening to
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  Speaker 1: this was born with a gift. It's inside of you.
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  Speaker 1: Because God is very fair, he didn't put it on
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  Speaker 1: a mountaintop, he didn't hide it under a rock. It's
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  Speaker 1: in you. And your gift is the thing that you
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  Speaker 1: do to absolute best with the least amount of effort.
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  Speaker 1: In that lies your greatest chance for success. There's a
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  Speaker 1: scripture that says your gift will make room for you
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  Speaker 1: and put you in the presence of great men. Let's
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  Speaker 1: just look at the first part of that, your gift
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  Speaker 1: will make room for you. My interpretation of that has
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  Speaker 1: meant what my gift has done for me. It has
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  Speaker 1: allowed me to spread out, It has taken me places
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  Speaker 1: I never dreamed got gold. Your gift will do the
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  Speaker 1: same thing for you. So now let's just talk about
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  Speaker 1: your ability to it to the million. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: what your gift, because if that's what that he gave
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  Speaker 1: you and instill that you at birth, was to make
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  Speaker 1: room for you, here's your chance. Now how do I
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  Speaker 1: do that? Steve? I call it to maximize your effort
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  Speaker 1: by ten theory. It's just something I came up with
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  Speaker 1: driving when I was home listening, coming up without to
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  Speaker 1: make it, and I discovered something. All of you have
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  Speaker 1: something that some would pay you ten dollars to do.
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  Speaker 1: Some of you paint, some of you teach, some of
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  Speaker 1: your babysitting tutors. Some of you work with your hands.
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  Speaker 1: Some of you can sing, some of you can choreograph.
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  Speaker 1: Some of you there's so many things. Cut grass, I
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  Speaker 1: play the piano, some of you do something. Some of
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  Speaker 1: y'all work on cards, some of y'all drive. But all
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  Speaker 1: of you have something that you will do that someone
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  Speaker 1: will give you ten dollars to do. All of you
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  Speaker 1: have something that someone will pay you ten dollars to
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  Speaker 1: because you do something that someone else can't do. So
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  Speaker 1: now all you gotta do instead of trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: out how to make a million dollars. It's go make
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  Speaker 1: the ten dollars that you're able to make. Once you
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  Speaker 1: make that ten dollars, I want you to do it
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  Speaker 1: ten more times. When you do it ten more times,
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  Speaker 1: you now have one hundred dollars. Once you have one
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars, it's very simple. Do the same thing you
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  Speaker 1: did to make one hundred dollars ten more times, you
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  Speaker 1: now have one thousand dollars. See, you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: keep thinking of something else to do. Just keep doing
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  Speaker 1: the same thing that you've been doing. Just do it.
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  Speaker 1: Multiply the effort. It's the effort that maximizes and brings
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  Speaker 1: about the fruition of what your life can be. So,
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  Speaker 1: if you make a thousand dollars and you do that
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  Speaker 1: ten more times, I have news for you. Now have
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  Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. Now, now, in order to make a
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  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand, you might need a little bit of help.
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  Speaker 1: You might need to high somebody to help you do
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  Speaker 1: the thing that you do. But if you make ten
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars and you do what you did to make
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  Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars, which is the same thing you did
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  Speaker 1: to make ten dollars, if you do it ten more times,
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  Speaker 1: you now have one hundred thousand dollars. Now, listen to me. Friends,
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  Speaker 1: Once you have a hundred thousand dollars, I could assure
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  Speaker 1: you you are going to need help because in order
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  Speaker 1: to maximize one hundred thousand dollars, you have to have
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  Speaker 1: some like minded people around you. Nobody gets to the
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  Speaker 1: top alone. Nobody becomes successful and wealthy by themselves. They
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  Speaker 1: form partnerships, relationships, they get employees. But once you make
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  Speaker 1: a hundred thousand dollars doing the same thing you did
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  Speaker 1: to make ten dollars, if you do it ten more times,
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  Speaker 1: I have news for you, my friends. Congratulations, you have
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  Speaker 1: just made one million dollars with a ten dollar idea.
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  Speaker 1: Stop trying to figure out how to make the million.
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  Speaker 1: What all you gotta do is take your ten dollars
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  Speaker 1: gift that God has put in you. It's a million
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  Speaker 1: dollar gift that you have. You just haven't broken it
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  Speaker 1: down inch by inch. Anything's as sinch and maximize the efforts.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you become successful. These jokes that pay me
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  Speaker 1: what I make now, it's the same jokes that pay
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  Speaker 1: me twenty five dollars a night. They're the same jokes.
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  Speaker 1: It's all English. This is not in another language. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know no more words now than I knew then.
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  Speaker 1: I've taken these twenty five dollars jokes and I maximize
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  Speaker 1: them over and over and over and over and over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over. It's the same jokes I was
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  Speaker 1: telling babysitters who charge fifty dollars to watch kids. Babysitters
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  Speaker 1: end up opening up daycare centers. Daycare centers turned into franchises,
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  Speaker 1: crime dollar crime monastory schools. These are national franchises. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: was just babysitting. My partner used to cut grass. First
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  Speaker 1: three dollars in the front, three dollars in the back.
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  Speaker 1: He got a landscape and come to Cleveland. He made
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  Speaker 1: four million dollars a year. You know what he do?
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  Speaker 1: He cut grass, same six dollar grass cutn't he been doing? You?
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  Speaker 1: Check out some trucks. Now, what is it that you
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  Speaker 1: do that somebody will pay you ten dollars that you
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  Speaker 1: can maximize your effort for and turn it into your million.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to figure out how to make the million. Take
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  Speaker 1: your ten dollars skills set and start hammering it and
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  Speaker 1: beating it and working it and grinding and hustling and
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  Speaker 1: multiplying and magnifying it and you will make a million dollars.
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