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Happy Birthday Mississippi Monica! 11.06.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show? Uh huh, one more time, man,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man. Ain't God been
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  Speaker 1: good to me? Wow? But then again, ain't He been
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  Speaker 1: good to you too? Though? I mean, really, man, Think
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  Speaker 1: of all the blessings God has given you. Think of
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  Speaker 1: all the things He's done for you, things that you
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  Speaker 1: he just keeps coming with it, don't it. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: that's a good news today, though, y'all. You know, in
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  Speaker 1: the in the in the face of the economy being
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  Speaker 1: the way it is, in the face of all the
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  Speaker 1: world being the way it is, the the evilness that's
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  Speaker 1: out there, it just it just seems like that's all
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  Speaker 1: it's on the news sometimes, you know, we got we
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  Speaker 1: got news of parents not really starting up being parents.
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  Speaker 1: We got news stories of children turning on their parents.
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  Speaker 1: You got, you got everything the economy, you got places
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  Speaker 1: you thought you should be beautiful places to go. Now
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  Speaker 1: they got travel allerged. It's it's just it's all little.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's all over. But the good news is that's
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  Speaker 1: something that you can have in this relationship with God
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  Speaker 1: that gives you a way to deal with it all.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that it will it will protect
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  Speaker 1: you from every single thing out that is happening, because
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  Speaker 1: some things are going to happen to you. You're going
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  Speaker 1: to be in an accident from time to time. You're
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  Speaker 1: going to make a mistake and fall down from time
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  Speaker 1: to time. But man, wouldn't it be incredible to you.
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  Speaker 1: For you if you understood that you had some insurance
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  Speaker 1: in all of this, that no matter what happened to you,
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  Speaker 1: you know you will cover it. You know, look, insurance
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  Speaker 1: companies as good as they are, you know, like our
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  Speaker 1: friends and stay Farm or any other insurance company. You
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  Speaker 1: know they do, they do some amazing things. Insurance is
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  Speaker 1: a really really good thing to happen in the event
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  Speaker 1: that something happens to you. You know, you may not
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  Speaker 1: want to pay the premium, but guess what in the
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  Speaker 1: event that something happens to you, that insurance is absolutely critical. Well,
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  Speaker 1: but guess what they cover certain things. You could get
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  Speaker 1: life insurance, you can get auto insurance, you can get
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  Speaker 1: accident insurance, you can get health insurance. There is nothing
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  Speaker 1: that you can buy to safeguard you against life's decisions.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you make a mistake, if you cheat,
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  Speaker 1: if you lie, if you if you fall down and
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  Speaker 1: you can't seem to get it together, and you make
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  Speaker 1: a crazy decision about how you're gonna go about securing
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  Speaker 1: an income that there are there are no policies you
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  Speaker 1: can buy for that. You can't buy a policy. If
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  Speaker 1: you stop being the man you're supposed to be, and
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  Speaker 1: and and and give up on your children. You can't
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  Speaker 1: buy a policy if something happens as a mother and
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden you're not the mother you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be. But there is some insurance coverage out there
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  Speaker 1: for you. And that relationship that you form with God,
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  Speaker 1: that friendship that you form with him, that that alliance
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  Speaker 1: that you that that partnership, that that prayer that you
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  Speaker 1: put in all the time, there is an insurance policy
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  Speaker 1: that you have taken out when you form a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with your heavenly father, when you form a friendship, when
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  Speaker 1: you form a bond that protects you, that protects you
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  Speaker 1: when these things happen in the event that they happen.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's a great thing about prayer. Prayer can head
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  Speaker 1: off some stuff from happen. It really really can. Prayer
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  Speaker 1: can prevent some things from happen. You know, I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you an example in my life. Okay, here we go,
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  Speaker 1: because see it is the best way for me to
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  Speaker 1: do it. Because see, what I don't like to do
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  Speaker 1: is talk to people without letting them know, Hey, look
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  Speaker 1: I'm in this hole with you. I feel what yet, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. I was making some decisions a few
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  Speaker 1: years ago, because what I thought I was doing was
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  Speaker 1: counterbalancing something that was happening in my life. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I thought that since I wasn't happy or well for
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  Speaker 1: whatever the reason I thought I wasn't happy, if if I,
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  Speaker 1: as wrong as I am, wanted to blame somebody else
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  Speaker 1: from my own happiness, that that's that's really if If
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  Speaker 1: if I make a bad decision because I'm thinking I'm
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  Speaker 1: unhappy with somebody, hold a part. Two wrongs don't make
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  Speaker 1: it right, and I make a decision to do something wrong,
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  Speaker 1: and now the consequences come when I do something wrong.
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  Speaker 1: See then that I already know as an intelligent thinking man,
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  Speaker 1: as most of you are, that when you do something wrong,
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  Speaker 1: that you know there is a consequence for that. I
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  Speaker 1: teach that to my son's when you do something wrong,
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  Speaker 1: there as a consequence. So as an adult, I fully
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  Speaker 1: understood the consequence. And so what I was doing was
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  Speaker 1: I was making some decisions that was causing some consequences
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  Speaker 1: in my life that was delaying my happiness, delaying my progress,
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  Speaker 1: causing my business not to go the way it could go.
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  Speaker 1: So fourth and so on. Well, what I started doing
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  Speaker 1: was I took out this insurance policy called prayer, and
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  Speaker 1: I started putting it in my mix on a daily basis.
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  Speaker 1: And then I started putting it in my mix, you know,
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  Speaker 1: two three times a day. And then I found myself
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  Speaker 1: using it all the time. And then I really started
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  Speaker 1: putting it in when when I didn't need any help,
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  Speaker 1: when I wasn't in trouble, I started putting insurance and
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  Speaker 1: I started making deposits into the bank. I started paying
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  Speaker 1: my premiums down, and prayer is like a premium, you
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  Speaker 1: just pay into it. Then when situation started coming up,
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  Speaker 1: now it's that prayer that I had put in that
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  Speaker 1: in those premiums I had paid, it started preventing me
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  Speaker 1: from making the decisions I was making in the past.
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  Speaker 1: Thus I didn't have to the suffer the consequences. Thus
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  Speaker 1: my businesses didn't have to be delayed in this progress
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  Speaker 1: because I had put some payments on some premiums. I
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  Speaker 1: had taken out an insurance policy. With my life, my
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  Speaker 1: real life. I'm talking about your life where you make
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  Speaker 1: your day to day decisions in I'm not talking about
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  Speaker 1: see life. Insurance is only good if you die. God
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  Speaker 1: has a policy that's avasable that's available for you. Why
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  Speaker 1: are you living see in order foreign insurance policy to
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  Speaker 1: pay Something bad got to happen when you take out
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  Speaker 1: the policy with your with your heavenly father, when you
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  Speaker 1: pay the premiums of prayer, and that's all it costs. Man,
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  Speaker 1: It ain't you. Ain't gotta have no money for this policy.
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  Speaker 1: I put into the policy. It pays me dividends and
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  Speaker 1: benefits for living. Ain't nothing got to go wrong for
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  Speaker 1: me to cash in on this policy. I use this
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  Speaker 1: policy for good things. Steve Harved long away from being perfect.
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  Speaker 1: I never claimed perfection it as a matter of fact.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's kind of funny man, how people do.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's why I used to be so afraid to even,
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  Speaker 1: you know, bring up God in my relationship and what
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to do. Because just the other day
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  Speaker 1: I gotta email in the email back, I'm just tell
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  Speaker 1: you how people were. It didn't stop me, it didn't
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  Speaker 1: I'm here, Good morning, happy Monday. To delay you on.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not delaying. Didn't delay you delayed this time? Do
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  Speaker 1: Morning Carling Hasty. Okay, y'all, don't hear that. Before he
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  Speaker 1: in practice many quarterback for the Houston though Texas. He
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  Speaker 1: said he was out, but he's gonna come back stronger
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  Speaker 1: than ever. Yeah, he's out for the season. He's a
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  Speaker 1: they are eight and oh? Do they still practice? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Do they show up? Do they have to crack one
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  Speaker 1: more questions? Steve said, you know football? What's the pep
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  Speaker 1: talk before every game? I need to hear it. Could
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  Speaker 1: you give us a recap? Come on, come on game? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we should do that for something funny. Yeah, so think
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  Speaker 1: about it and want to hit it. Pip though, what's
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  Speaker 1: going on in I don't know? He said it eight
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  Speaker 1: times that Hey, Monica is in here holding up a
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  Speaker 1: big sign that it's my birthday. Oh, happy birthday. One
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  Speaker 1: on our one. So hey, we'll be back with Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Coach Steve with his pep talk to the Cleveland Browns
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  Speaker 1: at thirty two after you're listening to the Steve Harvey Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for something funny, and as promised,
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  Speaker 1: UH coach Steve is going to give his pep talk
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  Speaker 1: to the O N eight Cleveland Browns right after UH
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  Speaker 1: chaplain j with the God God. We're here again by
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  Speaker 1: the God, bay the God. We've been here several times,
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  Speaker 1: Father God, and Father God. I don't think you're here,
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  Speaker 1: and I prayer, Father God. We prayed this prayer several
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  Speaker 1: times for the God and Father God. What we would
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  Speaker 1: like for you to do, Father God is see down
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  Speaker 1: your mercy. Have your mercy come down on. We just
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  Speaker 1: need one win, Father God. One win, one would have
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  Speaker 1: we'd have a different trip home to our loved ones.
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  Speaker 1: Father God, make that happen when we play again. These
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  Speaker 1: things in your name, we asked. Amen. Now tend it
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  Speaker 1: on to the coach again. Who ready? I'm ready to
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  Speaker 1: get him hyped up. Coach. All right, gentlemen, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: You've got a bye week, so we're down this week.
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  Speaker 1: The beauty of having a bye week. There's no way
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  Speaker 1: we could have lost. So I first want to start
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  Speaker 1: by saying congratulations on the first week of the season,
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  Speaker 1: but you haven't suffered a law. If that being said,
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  Speaker 1: I want to discuss with you something. Steve Harvey in
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  Speaker 1: the book Act like a Lady, Think like a man.
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  Speaker 1: He wrote the three Ways in which a man shows
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  Speaker 1: his love to a woman, Protect, provide, and profess. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well I have the three piece that you guys need
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  Speaker 1: to consider. Number One, your professionals. Yes, you're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: play this game at a high level. Of all the
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  Speaker 1: football players that play peewee football, pal football and aspired
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  Speaker 1: to be professional, you somehow made it through. How I'm
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  Speaker 1: not really sure at this point. You are professional football players.
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  Speaker 1: And I want to remind you that you're being paid
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  Speaker 1: half another pet, another piece. Let's just making four professional
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  Speaker 1: and you be paid to play. That's right. There's a
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  Speaker 1: second piech. Show some pride. Damn it, show some pride.
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  Speaker 1: Here's another peep bringing your punk aside. Every day we
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  Speaker 1: got another pee we're practicing and now to day we
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  Speaker 1: had to start the game with a proud stop using
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  Speaker 1: pe Get your brok ass out there and play better
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  Speaker 1: than you practice that we don't have to have all
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  Speaker 1: these brands. And he last, but not least, other three
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  Speaker 1: piece don't gonna people watching it's ridiculous. This is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, guys watching, I ain't begging you. As we
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  Speaker 1: go to the next week week again, do something, Chris
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  Speaker 1: Brundu live. I don't be here much longer. You're gonna lose.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna feel because your prodcast keep lose. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: All he's kneeling before the game. You waste your time.
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  Speaker 1: I got to do it. Stop all this holding hand
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  Speaker 1: and get your hands out and catch a ball. It's protesting.
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  Speaker 1: That's another piece. There's another pie you protesting. What I'm
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  Speaker 1: taking to need is game. I'm cross tested video coach
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  Speaker 1: and professional team should they coach? So what's all the
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  Speaker 1: peas again? Pride people, professional pride and people watching you?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dropped another path? Another pe the Yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: you drop another path, what're we gonna do? A Siston coach,
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  Speaker 1: I will put my foot in your hand. The next
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  Speaker 1: person to drop a pad we'll be kicked in as
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  Speaker 1: the next one. If you fumble another ball, I wanna
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  Speaker 1: say it again, and I'm coming to you, assistant. If
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  Speaker 1: you fumble another ball one time, what we'll be taken
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  Speaker 1: from You can catch the ball without a thumb, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you all miss one. You all miss one if some
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  Speaker 1: thumbs around it. If you throw another interception. This to me, Kevin,
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  Speaker 1: if you throw another inception, we we will give you.
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  Speaker 1: The quarterbacks will be given a professional weggie that he
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  Speaker 1: has to walk around within all day. I mean we
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  Speaker 1: will pull him up in there. I mean they will
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  Speaker 1: beat up in there. Trash trash. If you want to
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  Speaker 1: let me add a fourth p to this, we got
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  Speaker 1: professional pride. Yeah, people, watch stop that about Disney. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't come. We're gonna win on three D. Alright, I
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  Speaker 1: think they're gonna win the next game. All right, it's Detroit.
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  Speaker 1: But after that pep talk, I never know. It's Monday.
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  Speaker 1: It's Monday. Reverend Motown and Deacon deaf Jam are here
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  Speaker 1: with church complaints. Right after this, you're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: them a knowing that all is not will that's right,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. This this dead blamed church O God,
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  Speaker 1: loaded with more haters, more complainers. Did almost any congregation
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  Speaker 1: way back out. You know. They know they're talking to
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  Speaker 1: meet you. All off, let us begin with church complete,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, pastor the Seagram's Gen Saved Centers Singing Quartet. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: has raised the quarter. Nor do I expect any money
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  Speaker 1: to come from them going full? All right, therefore, let
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  Speaker 1: We have sister Rachel Yvette Yahbro wants to put bleach
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  Speaker 1: in the baptism pool and baptize the heavy centers in
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  Speaker 1: the church and hopes that this were praised the sin
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  Speaker 1: out of their souls. We are scheduled to start picking
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  Speaker 1: them out next week. The list is long, but you
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  Speaker 1: will make the final cut. We start their third Sindy
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  Speaker 1: is when we start. Well, I don't know nothing about bleach,
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  Speaker 1: but I am asking the deacons to put in heavy
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  Speaker 1: amounts of sea salt so that it becomes a lot
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  Speaker 1: more buoyant. Because a couple of these helpers you dip down.
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  Speaker 1: I've almost lost three um to drown it because I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't get the bigger as back up right, and if
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  Speaker 1: you see salt or understand it makes the body more buoyant.
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  Speaker 1: And you bobe Okay, you don't like an apple? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, let's do that from now on.
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  Speaker 1: The fat people that want to be baptized, we're gonna,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna have or what they call or symbolic baptisms
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  Speaker 1: where you put your name on an apple. And we
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  Speaker 1: used that you don't even get anything. Yeah, we baptized
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  Speaker 1: the apples and you when your name on it, that
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  Speaker 1: you in your name. They got him mad. We we
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  Speaker 1: we we can't keep dipping the bigger as people. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: Moving along past to the we have a real den
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  Speaker 1: in situation. Him the Death Quiet did their song Sunday insane. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: the song was tied up. We hear him too. They
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  Speaker 1: are upset that nobody shouted doing the song, signing, well,
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  Speaker 1: when you put your hand on the back of your ill,
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  Speaker 1: what you do you hear me? Son? And we don't
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  Speaker 1: hear nothing, and you don't either what you want us
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  Speaker 1: to shout for where they wanted. They just upset that
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  Speaker 1: nobody felt the moment and and and rejoiced with them,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: but they were did they see some of the signing
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  Speaker 1: that was being done back towards That's what we need
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  Speaker 1: to address because I don't know have the parishioners were
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  Speaker 1: flipping the bird off the devil quae right moving around
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  Speaker 1: paths of what we had. Why you acquire and there
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  Speaker 1: ain't no sound coming up where they are quiet pass
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  Speaker 1: that they do it insane if they do it together insane. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they got a sign from the congregation. We were gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to just be a limo delicate with their sense.
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  Speaker 1: Was is all I'm saying. We got to, really, you think,
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  Speaker 1: be a limo sensitive path that they're up there and
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  Speaker 1: they're doing they got their robes on and everything, and
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  Speaker 1: they're doing insane and you're just gonna have to be
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  Speaker 1: a limo dedicate with it. Now let's just move along.
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  Speaker 1: I just want you to think about it, man, Deacon
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  Speaker 1: Lemming you well, Bridge Water us. I was thinking where
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  Speaker 1: he goes, but where he goes to the church. Now
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  Speaker 1: everybody ain't gonna be a new member, So y'all to
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  Speaker 1: have with y'all, listen, Deacon Living you hear bread Water
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  Speaker 1: was caught stealing two pews from Lily Lily grow missing
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  Speaker 1: it about the church. He said, you told him to
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  Speaker 1: get some new pews. His bail is set in two
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I did chake get some new peeles? He did.
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  Speaker 1: He was the fact that he tried to steal it
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  Speaker 1: from another congregation. Ain't got nothing to do with me.
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  Speaker 1: He still needs bail money. We're gonna leave him in
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: the past that he was trying to help the church. Now,
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  Speaker 1: did you tell him to steal him? Because he that's
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  Speaker 1: what no s He's a slave. Now. He went to
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  Speaker 1: Lily Grove at two o'clock in the morning and broke
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  Speaker 1: in that. Ain't aboudy told him to do that. Now, Deacon,
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna drag me in this. He's gonna do
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: their time alone, all right? Coming up at the top
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: of the hour, our National News with miss Anne and
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Trump's Twitter account temporarily goes down. Wait till you hear
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: a while you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: take this job and shove it all. Heard that before?
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I thought that before. I wanted to do that before.
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  Speaker 1: Hello here. Well, according to Twitter, that's precisely the reason
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: that President Trump's account was deactivated for a short time
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  Speaker 1: last week, I think for about eleven minutes. Right. According
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  Speaker 1: to the company, a customer customers support employee on his
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  Speaker 1: last day at work make the move and the end,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: the President's account was down for like I said, about
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: eleven minutes before being reactivated. This followed Twitter's Twitter's earlier
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: response blaming the human error for the incident. The company
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: now says they're conducting a full internal review and are
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: taking steps to prevent it from happening again. Well, guys,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: have you ever you know left and attitude actions left
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  Speaker 1: a job with you? Okay, let's hear about it. You're
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: taking hell. I'm sitting here here and I got my
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: ask over here right here, meaning that I'm here. I'm
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: not throwing shade. I'm building a tent. I know you
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: have one story. Do you take this job and shove it? Story? Well,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I worked at a place called Lincoln Electric and I
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: hated it. I hate it with everything in me. I
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: worked a graveyard ship twilve to eight in the morning,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: and man, I despised the job because at four o'clock,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are, you sleep. There is
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: no getting used to four am. You're supposed to be
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: sleep and Lunch was twenty minutes. It was like working.
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  Speaker 1: It was. It was the hardest job I've ever had.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Lunch was twenty minutes and you and we had to
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: work on a piece system where we had to develop
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: all these wire coils by pieces. And I hated that job.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: And I had this little dude named Tony was my supervisor.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Cooler dude, but I just I didn't like the company.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: And so I went to work one day and I
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: just told him, I said, hey, man, I'm not gonna
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: be able to continue anymore. I got a huge loan
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: came in from small Business Association to start my own company.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: And all the men was like, oh wow, really Steve,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: what you do? Yeah, I'm starting my own carpet cleaning business. Man.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I got the money, the loan came through for me
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: the body equipment, So I'm gonna go full time. Man.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Good luck to you, Good luck to you. So I
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: end up getting his job as a carbon clean cooper. Well,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: one of the guys used my company, which partly was true.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't really get the money from a small business loan.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to quit, okay, And so one dude
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: called me and asked me to clean his house because
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: he knew my house number, and I went by his house.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: But I had went to pick and pay with the
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: grocery store, and I rented machines every day and just
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  Speaker 1: put it in the back seat of my car. And
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I pulled up at his house and unloaded the carpet
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  Speaker 1: cleaning machine from back seating my car. He's, man, I
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  Speaker 1: thought you was a professional car for cleaner. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: renting the machine from that. Man, I'm gonna tell everybody
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  Speaker 1: down at the job, Okay. So I said, okay, cool,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: ain't no problem right here. So I just went on
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: and ruined his carpet ruin. Didn't extract the water, just
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: put it in there. Since you're gonna go tell go
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: tell him that too. You feel good about this? Didn't
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  Speaker 1: very comfortable. And from that story we go to uh,
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  Speaker 1: the one and only. It wasn't a funny story. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't really just just so, yeah, you know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: like the company or no, I really didn't like you
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: introduce miss an. Uh. You know what, man, he's just
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: some troubling times And just to be honest with you, sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just I just find it difficult to discuss all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Because I have so much that I feel
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  Speaker 1: responsible for. I just think that, man, I'm gonna let
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: miss Anne just go into it today. These are the
• 35:50
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  Speaker 1: San Antonio. Police in Sutherland say the guvernment is among
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  Speaker 1: the dead Texas coming to Greg Abbott calls it an
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  Speaker 1: evil acts, so does the president. Mental health is your
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: problem here. This is a mental health problem at the
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: highest level. It's a very very sad event, but that's
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: the way I view it. How Speaker Paul Ryan says
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: that Special Counsel Robin Mullis probe and to Russia's meddling
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: in last year's presidential election should be allowed to proceed.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: In fact, Ryan tells Fox News Sunday that right now
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: lawmakers have no plans to stop or hinder Mulisa investigation.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: He says the professionals that the Justice Department must be
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: able to do their jobs punished for the sins of
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  Speaker 1: the father. A lot of folks up said about this one.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: A hospital in Atlanta has told the mother of a
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  Speaker 1: two year old boy that it will not complete the
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  Speaker 1: child's organ transplant until his father stops getting into trouble
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: with the cops. Twenty six yearly Anthony Dickerson supposed to
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  Speaker 1: donate a kidney to his son, who was born without one. However,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: according to a local media report, officials at Emory University
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Hospital sent a letter to little boy's mom saying that
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: it intends to delay the surgery on the baby until Dickerson,
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  Speaker 1: who's been in and out of jail for a lot
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  Speaker 1: of his life, complies with his parole officer for at
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: least three months, so they won't operate on the two
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  Speaker 1: year old till end. Top to to the weekend box office,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: so the movie thor ragnar Rock took an in estimated
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  Speaker 1: one twenty one billion dollars. I did better than expected,
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  Speaker 1: Bad Mom's Christmas opened in a distant second place with
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  Speaker 1: about seventeen million dollars, and Sean Puffy Collins is changing
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  Speaker 1: his name again. Now he says he will only answer
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  Speaker 1: to brother Love. Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Can you dig it? You digg Brother Love? You need
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  Speaker 1: the butterfly back. Twenty minutes after the hours, they tune
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, it is time
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: introduced Jay. Then j You in turn introduced the butterfly
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  Speaker 1: j Anthony Brown Fly and itcause I do I do.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everyone. I'm Stephen Shirley College and your time.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Meet Jathony Brown. Thank you. Somebody. There is pandemonium going
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  Speaker 1: on right now. Hello Shirley, let us speak to you.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. There's an issue on the on the table
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna need everyone. I'm gonna need everyone's help.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Last night we lived. We did a shower in Columbus, Georgia.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Thank you everyone for coming out. Someone stole my entire wardrobe,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: all of it. My entire wardrop is gone and I'm
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: due to hit the stage and on North Carolina on Thursday. No, no,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I go fund me wardrobe account so people can send
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: money to help me get re get my thing. My
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: wigs are gone. Everything is gone. Everything is gone. My jury,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: all of my legends gets everything. It's God and I
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: need help with a um Eugene go fund me wardrobe site.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: So I am getting that set up and I'm asking
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: all of my coworkers. We're gonna start here to get
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: to everything. How much is the God. How much we
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: need to raise you. I'm gonna need at least six
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. So wait, six thousand dollars you get? Do
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: you hold on this? Ain't no damn chatting y'all? Listen
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: how much it's six thousand dollars and stop doing it?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Stop doing it? Listen, I need to Okay, it's exactly
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: six people on this show. If everyone of you out
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: and then I'll pitch you in a thousand. But if
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: every one of you at pitching a thousand, then I
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: will have the money I need. How much you need
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: all together? That's what we're trying to figure out. Six
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I keep telling you what, Stop doing it,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Stop stop playing that damn music. This is serious, This
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  Speaker 1: is very very okay. I don't have a lot of time.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Today is Today is Monday. I'm gonna need this on
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Wednesday so I can buy the things Thursday morning before
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I hit the stage Thursday night, and faith six thousand
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: dollars is needed, damn it. I'm not gonna tell you
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: how I quit doing that. I quit doing it. Now.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: We're gonna start with Mr Harvey. Mr Harvey, I want you,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: how much would you pledge to give towards this sixth
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: grand that I need. How much is it? I need
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: six thousand dollars. I'm gonna woop the board, I swamp,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: stop doing runs, coming back to murder other hits. You're
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, it is
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: that time, and youroduced Jay so he can murder yet
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  Speaker 1: another hit, baby ladies and gentlemen murdering. All right, thanks
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  Speaker 1: this time for murder to hit. But what I'm really
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: trying to do is raise some money over there, saying
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: keep the doors open. I need about six thousand dollars.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: In trouble. You don't get in trouble anyway. It's all
• 41:29
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• 43:31
  Speaker 1: for the comedy. Yeah, am I too old to say? Yeah? Yeah?
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Almost it almost right there? Yeah, I checked like I
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  Speaker 1: created one for sixty years. Yea, yeah, just get it
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  Speaker 1: out short to the point. That's what I do whenever
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I want to, when I'm doing something that's my new one.
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing that all right. Well, it's going down
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  Speaker 1: So let me ask you. Let me ask you something, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: about this money that Eugene is trying to run. I've
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: already said what I was gonna give. I ain't given
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: nothing but six dollars. So now, Shirley Caller kill uh,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I need to know donament that you're gonna give. I'm
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: not j How much Chlotte Junior? How much you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get after? I have an extra three dollars in my pocket.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I ain't doing nothing with he had it. That's three.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: It's all my pocket. Yes, Steve, Um, I think I
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: could do sixty sixty dollars. Why I really love him. Yeah,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: that's what I was gonna do. Carlos sixty. I was
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: gonna do sixties well, because he lost his all his
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: clothes and stuff. Let me just say this, I didn't
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: do well and far. No, he's got a hundred twenties.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: But yeah, you can get a lot of tights with
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: a coming up at the top of the hour, right
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after, you don't want to miss today's
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. But up next it's Houston's own nephew Tommy
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  Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. No, you're listening to the
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, nephew, what you got
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: time for the prank phone call? Shirley, It's time to
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: baptize some people. It's called mobile baptismal Pool mobile baptisma.
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  Speaker 1: We come to you and you come to your house
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  Speaker 1: and baptize. That's what we do here. It is Hello, Hello,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach the Mr Wilson's How you do?
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  Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is brother spring Water Man. Listen,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: we uh we we we got paid to actually come
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: by and do some services to for for you by
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: some friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call
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  Speaker 1: and see about scheduling and see what you had available,
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  Speaker 1: uh some services. What y'all playing on cutting some grad
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: What you do? What kind of services your had? Actually, sir,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: You've got some friends that have actually spent a great
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: amount of money on you. And what we do is
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: um we have a Baptismal on wheels servant and what
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: we do is we go and we yuh we baptized
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: people at their home and Baptismal Wheels has been it's
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: a new UM company, but we've we've baptized over a
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: thousand people. Now we have a truck with it which
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: actually has a baptismal pool on the back of it,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: and we actually come to your home and we will
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: baptize you in your driveway and and make you hold again.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: So we've people hostess Brother Water. Brother again, I'm sorry,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I spring Water Springwater. What you want to come to
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: my house and give me a baptism in my front yard.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: We want to baptize you right there in your drive
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: where your friends are paid for the services. And my friend,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: my friend will pay for me to get baptized. I've
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: been baptized already well from my understanding, sir that but
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: then that you you had some some bumps and bruises
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: and and and they seem to uh to believe that
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: you need to be Washington coming. I mean, that's all good,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: that's all that's it's all good, But I mean things
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  Speaker 1: are I mean think that it made man. I mean,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, uh,
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  Speaker 1: me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: with your pool in front of my house to say
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: you can a baptize me, that that doesn't make any
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: sense to me. Doc I mean succeeds sometimes when some
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: people are not able to go to the house of
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: the Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making a
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: lot more convenient for you. But we can actually need
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: no convenience. I don't need no convenience. What I need
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: convenience for you asking me to come to my house
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: on a Tuesday, so baptized me in my driveway? Does
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: that make any sense to you? Brother Water? I mean,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: come on, if you really sit back and think about it,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: does that make any sense to you? First of all,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: so that that's that's that's brother spring Water. But what
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to what I'm trying to say it is
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: holy water, spring Water. It doesn't make no difference to me.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: You can't come to my neighborhood and baptize me in
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: front of my home. Is this is what your friends
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: are talking about? That don't give me dam was My
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: prayers are telling you man that anybody which which one
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: of my friends gonna work the men you to come
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: to my damn out. So I'm im And if I
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: don't let that don't even make any sense to me,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: you understand. So I'm not I'm not at any liberty
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: to tell you who actually is uh between the liberty
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: because of my damn house. Can't baptized me, but you
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: can't tell me who the hell gonna see you? But
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: you're not there? What make come on? You don't even
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: come on that that makes sense for you? Come on,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: that doesn't make any no way in the world. I'm
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: gonna allow you to come and bring your prn in
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: front of my house and baptize me. Then I'm asking
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: you ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: you supposed to be a boat tied and I'm asking you. Okay,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: what's a friend of mine is sending you to you know,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: letting you know I need to be done. You'll tell
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: you out that liberty to all I want to know. Basically,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I've already been paid. I'm I'm coming to schedule. I'm
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: botizing me that time. I'm going to baptize you on
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Tuesday your driveway. Man, I tell you was did you
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: come to my house in front of my drive You
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: better bring the all congregation, you understand. You better bring
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: the Reagans, the brothers, the sisters, and they have my
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: head as you think I'm gonna you got tired of
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: is the problem? This is what your friends are talking about.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: This is why you need to be baptized and cleansed
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: again and washed in the blood of the laud This
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. That's what's
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: wrong with you. Mr Wilton. What's wrong with me? Now?
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with two is caring and let him my hope.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: They're telling me I need to be that high in
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: front of my house if I need to be back half,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: don't get the only water I go down to the church.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I don't need you come in front of my house
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: making all circus. We are you afraid of some white
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: sheets talking my winter backs? Alete that from understanding, from
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: my understanding, for my understanding. Mr Wilson, you missed two
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: sunday is already this month. Sing this so man, I
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: can't go anyone and get the one. I don't need
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: you coming here because you're telling me I missed too
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: damn Sundays. I'm gonna miss that Sunday too because the
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: phone ain't coming off. Sir. All I know is I've
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: been paid to do a job. I will be there
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and we will baptize you
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: before you go to work on two. Before you would
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I tell you what you curing my seven o'clock at morning,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I swear on your lord, I'm gonna bust you. You
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: understand me. You were not cutting my house telling me
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: you would have got tip dow. Don't give a damn
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: who paid you. You understand I will trying your an
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: award matter. Stop now bringing you your teachers over body.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Don't have a full party of that. You understand. I'm
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: all of this, ain'nger and all of this. Did these
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: problems you have within you? We are going to burge
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: your body and get it out your system. I don't
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: want your cleaching. I mean, I tell you, I tell
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: you what the swring water that's a bring water on it.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get baptized on Tuesday morning. I don't give
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: a dam who pays you, who called you bring you know,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna who I can't it kill you. I'm gonna trying,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: y'all safe. I got one more thing I want to
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: say to you. What you're listening and got a matter
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: I'm missing? You ain't got to say to me. I
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: gotta go. You understand you ain't gonnat man. I want
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: to say to you, as you listening to me, whatnot.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: let me tell your something, man. Let me tell you something. Boy,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: y'all y'all was a boy bred so man that a
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: head man. I was about to act a fool on
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: y'all because y'all would have showed him by crib. You're
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: staying me what time y'all ain't got de better to do.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't sit around here and just with people during
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: their days. Man, I ain't never thought y'all could give
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: me with this? Then who the hell goes around that?
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Tides of people always like fiddles A will best tied
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: people would have pulled on the back fifty. I got
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: to ask you something, what is the baddest radio show
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: in the land? Man? You know, it's the Steve Harvey
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Morning the Show. See, that's how you baptize forget going
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: to church now exactly when they don't make it to
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: the church. You know, we bring the baptismal to you.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: That's actually a good idea, man. Yeah, we're baptize you
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: photo you go to work in the morning. Yeah, and
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: get you get your save on. We get to save
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: on right there. We cleanse you right there in the driveway.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: We won't to do it, and will he won't one day?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: So how's the going? Play is going? Strong? Baby? This week?
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Thursday night, Fayville, North Carolina. And then this is this
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: is one to call us favorite Friday Night Doude Ball.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: That's him a flaw the baby to turn me a hand.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Clap y'all for that. This is the greatest tool he's
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: ever been by far. Absolutely Saturday and Sunday. I'm in Miami. Baby.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: If I ain't and if you don't see me at
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: the play, you're gonna see me on the golf course
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: on a fishing boat. One of the two I'm doing.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: You're going to Miami and you're going in the golf
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: and fish the country. I don't know who's okay, Okay,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I am gonna slide by you act like it ain't there.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna slide by the spot I'm gonna do. I'm
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: going to all right, coming up, Christtte Michelle apologizes. Plus
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: today Strawberry Letter is on deck. You're listening to the
• 54:54
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• 54:58
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• 55:29
  Speaker 1: you guys, hear about this Chrissette Michelle. We love her singing.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: What a great singer she is. She has apologized for
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: performing at Trump's inauguration. She got a lot of you
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: ain't got your car trying to get now, Chris said,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: regrets performing for Donald Trump's inauguration. She took the controversial
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: job in hopes of building a bridge for a divided nation.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: All right, her intentions were good. However, she realizes the
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: era of her ways and has issued an apology. Chrissette said,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: I knew that Trump wasn't a good choice for the presidency,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: but there's always got to be some sense of hope.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: That message on the stage was at the wrong time
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: and the wrong place. And I apologize deeply for the
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: hurt that I caused people. No, no, apologize, No, you
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: should apologize for what and for for coming out. And Michelle,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: she looked if she went up there with the intent
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: to try to create a bridge, people ain't gonna understand
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: that UK talk caters I steal every now and then
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: on my Instagram fee the other Maybe a week or
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: so ago, I had a picture just me and my
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: family up talking about how blessed I was to have
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: my family m Somebody said, and then, which is the
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: only time I've ever responded, somebody said, we really appreciate you,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: beautiful a family, love you God everyone, But why in
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: God's name are you a Trump supporter? Why would you
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: support a demon like that? Did you have any idea boom?
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Next thing? You know, Steve Harvey is on Instagram responding,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: which I've never done. And I just told I said,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: first of all, you don't know me, do you You've
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: never met. If you listen to my radio show, you
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: would truly see who I support. A meeting does not
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: mean support, That's all it is. And I have to
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: you know, And I'm like Chrisip Michelle, she gotta keep
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: apologizing and finished, you don't the people that are gonna
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: hate me gonna hate me regardless. Well, you still shouldn't
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: have went up there. Whatever I went, I went to
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: his office before his president went up there to do
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: something I thought was good. Now, everybody that's saying they're
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: not surprised how he is. You've got to be just
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: a little bit shocked, that's how he's actually turned out.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: You've got to you a little bit shocked. Aren't you surprised? Surely? Oh? Absolutely?
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: And you know, Steve Tomorrow, it's been a year ago
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: to the day that he was elected, by the way,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: like like nine Yeah, it seems like a long long
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: time exactly. Okay, see not Chris sip micheldon apologize, right
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: and then she just when is Steve gonna apologize to
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Black America? Uh, we're going down and there meeting with Trunk.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: When are you gonna do that? I'm just what you
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: saw him get off that elevator with that man. When
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: is he going apologize? Man? Well, I mean, Steve's right here,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: he can speak for himself. He's not saying that right there,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: right right there? What do you mean? This would be
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: a perfect time to put this issue to rest, maybe
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: once and for all. Okay, Well, come on, black American listening,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, listen to me, and we don't have to
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: talk to black speaking for not all black Americans felt
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: that way. It's I mean want it sounds like it
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: to me America minute to me, it's the spokesperson for
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Black America, your nephew. I choose, I choose not to
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: allow him to be my spokesperson. But obviously there's a
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: group of them who have voted him like a point.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: So now, as the new appointee for Black America, I'm
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: gonna take the time out to say, if you want
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: an apology for me for going to see Donald Trump,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: then you have one. I'm sorry. I wish I had
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: never gone up there, if I could retract my steps
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: in spite of why I went up there, I wish
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I never had a gone up there. Wait a minute,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, waiting, manute right now, are you really wait?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Black America's texting me. They're texting me. They're saying, that's
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: all we wanted to him, that's all we want to
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: be with. You just want black as person you're talking to.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: He can come eat chicken with us again, that's all
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: they're saying. Say. Okay, here's see. I know what's part
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: of Black America's texting. So let me just go on
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: part the short people, all the short Black Americans who
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: have been talking to time and as your general, he
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: the same size as the general on the general commercial
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: with Shack. Look, here's the deal. If it's an apology
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: you want, it's apology you can have. I'm sorry for
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: going up there and visiting. Hold On, hold On, I
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: got a text. Gotta text. Tell me short black Americal,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: so our Black America is saying they appreciate the apology
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: by Trump. Don't get your bugle up. Hold subject sick
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: and tired of the drama. Dear morning crew, buckle your
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: seatbelt because you're in for a journey. I'm a year
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: old mother to the problem starts and ends with my mother.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: When I was in my early teens, my mom met
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: this man. This man turned out to be a pervert,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: but my mom never listened. She in turn threw me
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: out for saying he was trying to molest me and
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: for me fighting him back. Years went on and we
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: were never close again. Recently, it was uncovered that the
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: same man not only molested my daughter, but my niece too.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: My mom didn't believe them either. We press charges on him,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: excuse me, and are currently awaiting trial. She doesn't even
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: attempt to go to court to show her support or anything.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: My mom has never apologize nor showed any remorse. I
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: have tried to be a good daughter. But how much
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: am I to endure just because she's my mother? I
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: mean I had been called every name and the book
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: kicked out turned on at the point where I feel
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: I don't want a mama anymore, And Uh, I don't
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: want this to affect my mothering skills. What should I do?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Because I don't want to keep my kids away from
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: their grandma, But I can't keep letting her hurt me.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Sick and tired of being sick and tired. Wow, it's
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: like the precious syndrome. I think I totally totally recommend
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: counseling for you right now because you're dealing with some heavy,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: heavy situations. In this case, I don't blame you at
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: all for how you feel about your mother under the circumstances.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you had to go through this, that
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: your baby had to go through this. Your mother is
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: wrong in this instance. Uh. She should have never taken
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: your word over his. She should have never kicked you
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: out of the house without investigating this situation. Uh, you
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: need counseling, That is my answer for you. You gotta
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: get yourself some counseling and get your child some counseling
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: to continue with the court case. All of that. Uh,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Steve will have his aunts when we come back twelve
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: minutes after you're listening. Okay, Steve, let's get to it. Okay,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: this is a serious letter because this is a young
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: girl who's twenty five years old, and her mother has
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: not believed her when she told her that the man
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: in her life has been trying to molest her and
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: her niece. And uh and then uh, you know it's
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: her daughter, and and and she doesn't believe her. He's
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: calling her names and everything. She didn went out and
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: put out she can went and press charges on this
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: man are currently awaiting trial. She doesn't even attempt to
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: go to court to show her support. Her mother's never apologized,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: showed any remorse. You know, the girls have tried to
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: be a good daughter, But how much can I do it?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Just because she's my mother. She's been called names and stuff.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: You know, she don't want she doesn't want to mamma anymore,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: and she doesn't want this to affect her mothering skills.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Because I don't want to keep
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: my kids away from their grandmother. Okay, let the kids
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: see the grandmother that's cool. Here, here's the deal. Though
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: you obviously know and feel that your mom is in
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: the wrong, you have every right to press charges on
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: this man who has tried to molest you because some
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: other people in the court system is not gonna view
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: it the same way your mother's viewing. Please understand, they're
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: gonna look at the facts, take a lot of stuff
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: into consideration. Now what they're going to do, I don't know.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: But what should you do? Stay on your course, Try
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: to understand the desperation doesn't make it right that your
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: mother is in a lot of women do desperate things
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: just to have a name. She don't want to believe
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: this about her man calling your names because he all
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: off in her ear. Maybe I would never do such
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: a thing like that. She's never liked me since I've
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: been in this house. She didn't always been tripping there,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: and since I came up in here. Now you trying
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: to split us up? Well, your mama stupid. So your
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: mom is sitting up in here listening to him. Why
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: you would make this up? Now there are people who
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: have made stuff up, But why you would make this
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: up and be this heard about it? It's what you
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: don't understand your mother's support coming through faith. Get yourself
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: some help, get yourself some counsel. Start going to some
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: faith based church. I don't care which one you go to,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: what kind you go to, get your relationship together with God.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: But stay away from this man. Continue to press your charges.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Clear the house of your niece and anything else. And
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: her own daughter. This man molested not only her, but
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: her daughter, the daughter of the daughter. You see what
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. He not only the same man molested my daughter,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: but my niece. Same man not only molested my daughter,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: but my niece. Wait a minute, I thought you said
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: her daughter. Yeah, okay, the daughter of the mother that
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: wrote the letter. And then the granddaughter. He also molested
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: the daughter's daughter, the victim starter. Yes, yes, the one
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: who wrote the letter. He molested her daughter too. That's
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: why they went to court. That's why they went to court.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Just right now, all my comments have to be off. Yeah,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: this is horrible, you know, this is this is horrible.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't want to keep her kids away from their grandmother,
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  Speaker 1: but hey, hey, keep him out of harm's what if
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: she has a man around and all of that new No,
• 1:06:38
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• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: this point because you're gonna do this to my daughter
• 1:06:46
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• 1:06:51
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• 1:06:54
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• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: to turn the blocks back by an hour for daylight
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: savings time. Oh I hate that is so much. Hated
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: to go to church and see him early waiting, just
• 1:07:12
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• 1:07:18
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• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: my god. Yes, and you know I catch the bush
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: to get that you thought I missed it, so wrong,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: so wrong. I get joy when people don't see joy.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: I hate daylight saving son anyway, Yeah, because it makes
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: the night so much longer, gets dark too early, which
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: means it's going to get dark a little earlier now.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: And a new poll finds its seventy of Americans want
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: daylight saving time to end, Thank you, ease us. People
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: want later sunset time so there's more sunlight during the day.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Would you guys like to see the end of daylight
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: saving time and I want to end until you love
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  Speaker 1: day last seven the ladies who are going to dental school,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: why strippers earlier money? Man, this is my understanding as
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: a farmer. Uh. It was done in the summer months
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: so that you know, people on farms could get more
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  Speaker 1: work done for. That's what was my understanding years ago,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: at least that's how my grand that's how it came
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: about about. Well that's what my grandfather told me. If
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: that's factual what the government did it for, I don't understand.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: But those days along gone. We are not relying on
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: that anymore. So much of our food is oh manufactured modified.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's that anymore. It's a certain think.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: You know what. You know what, it really does help
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  Speaker 1: those kids who catch the bus to school. Uh, normally
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: they were out there in the dark and now it's brighter.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: But then when they're out there waiting on that bus,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: and that's that's a safety reason. So that that really helpsul.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: I like that, But that's not why they did it. No,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: that's definitely not why I did. But that does affect them,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: you're right, absolutely, but I think I don't I wish
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't do it because moving it back it gets
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: dark too early four o'clock. I mean, get ready to
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: get into bed by six. Yeah, you're tired, it's just
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: six o'clock. Yeah. It was a certain point that don't
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: change in the country certain states. Indiana, Yeah, sure, Indiana
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: changes it all India, Wayne, Indiana does it change? Wow?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: I did not know that. In Arizona to right parts
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: of Arizona. I don't think they do it either. If
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  Speaker 1: you and if you, I don't. I don't know who
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: doesn't do it. But I'm telling you right now, one
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: city in Indiana and just move their cloth. It's ridiculous
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: you out there playing you sho'll take your ass home
• 1:10:22
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• 1:10:27
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• 1:10:31
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• 1:10:33
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• 1:10:38
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• 1:10:42
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• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: of see and I'm gonna just start calling people out.
• 1:10:49
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• 1:10:54
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• 1:11:02
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• 1:11:14
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• 1:12:32
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• 1:12:44
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• 1:12:57
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• 1:14:15
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• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: people put duct tape on window. Don't you defeat the
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• 1:14:37
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• 1:14:47
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• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: The last thing I hate. We got more. This goes
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: back to the Strawberry letter and a couple of other things.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Short people with tall orders. What I got to be
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: the but he didn't say, don't know. He was talking
• 1:15:25
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• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: the one that hollow is the one you hit. It
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: could have been the one you almost hit. Don't well,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: tom me. All I said was I hate short people
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: with tall orders. Wait, we got to beat I hate
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  Speaker 1: tall tom what other than Shirley, because Shirley is an
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  Speaker 1: average woman's type. You're the shortest per know this ship.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Wow wow, No, and stop saying that people coming up
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: after each show. You're not that short. You're not that
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: anybody told you that. Yes, I'm serious, dream right now,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: shut up looking down, Tommy. They said, I hate to
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: point this out, but they said you're not that. But
• 1:16:26
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• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: think that Black America said, black America talks to me,
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  Speaker 1: B period A period a PC back. We just get
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: right back in the mood. Come on, black is an acronym, Tommy.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: It stands for being lacking and come right up to
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: the knee. That's black America. No, it's not brown. Up
• 1:17:36
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• 1:19:18
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• 1:19:39
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• 1:20:48
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• 1:21:37
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• 1:24:53
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  Speaker 1: the show House of Cards, a show We Love Everybody Love,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah Yeah. Production assistant claims space He sexually assaulted him
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• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: other staff members said Spacey's behavior on the set was predatory.
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  Speaker 1: The assistant claims the encounter happened several months after he
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  Speaker 1: had spoken to a supervisor about Spacey's behavior and was told, yes, oh,
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• 1:25:44
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• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: A lot of people want House of Cards to go on,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: just with Claire. Yeah. I think she'd be a great president,
• 1:26:12
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• 1:26:14
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• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know, we just sexual harassment. He had stepped down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: move on on the show, Steve. You know Claire is
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Jenny from far As Gump Robbing, right, the actress? Oh no,
• 1:26:33
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  Speaker 1: Frank's Underwood pushed the lady in front of a train.
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  Speaker 1: nobody and stepped back behind the column out of you.
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  Speaker 1: the black guy on there, the other black guy who
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: he messing right with? You need to work for the government.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: That's a lobbyist, baby, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, who you
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  Speaker 1: of all the dirty work. Side uh frank, Yeah, his
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  Speaker 1: little sidekick, the one to take care all the dirty work.
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Well? You know he got that
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  Speaker 1: history that he don't want to come out his past.
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• 1:28:24
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• 1:28:36
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• 1:28:43
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  Speaker 1: response blaming the human error for the incident. The company
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  Speaker 1: now says they're conducting a full internal review and are
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  Speaker 1: taking steps to prevent it from happening again. Well, guys,
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  Speaker 1: have you ever you know, left an attitude retections? Left
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  Speaker 1: a job with you? Okay, let's hear about it. But
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  Speaker 1: you're taking I'm stre he and I got my ass
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  Speaker 1: over here right here, I'm here. Yeah, I'm not throwing shade.
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  Speaker 1: I'm building a tent. I know you have one. You
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  Speaker 1: take this job and shove it. Story. Well, I worked
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  Speaker 1: at a place called Lincoln Electric and I hated it.
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  Speaker 1: I hated with everything in me. I worked a graveyard
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  Speaker 1: ship twelve to eight in the morning because at four o'clock,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. You sleepy, Yeah, there
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  Speaker 1: is no getting used to four am. You're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be sleep It was the hardest job I've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: Lunch was twenty minutes and you and we had to
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  Speaker 1: work on a piece system where we had to develop
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  Speaker 1: all these wire coils by pieces. And I hated that job.
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  Speaker 1: And so I went to work one day and I
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  Speaker 1: just told him, I said, uh, hey, man, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be able to continue anymore. I got a huge
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  Speaker 1: loan came in from small business association to start my
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  Speaker 1: own company, and all the men was like, oh wow, really, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: what you do? Yeah, I'm starting my own carpet cleaning business. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I got the money, the loan came through for me
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  Speaker 1: the body equipment, so I'm gonna go full time. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: good luck to you, Good luck to you. So I
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  Speaker 1: end up getting his job as a carpon cleaning coup Well,
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  Speaker 1: one of the guys used my company, which partly was true.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't really get the money from a small business loan.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to quit. And so one dude called
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  Speaker 1: me and asked me to clean his house because he
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  Speaker 1: knew my house number. And I went by his house,
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  Speaker 1: but I had went to pick and pay with the
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  Speaker 1: grocery store, and I rented machines every day and just
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  Speaker 1: put it in the back seat of my car. And
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  Speaker 1: I pulled up at his house and old carpet cleaning
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  Speaker 1: machine from back seat my car. Man, I thought you
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  Speaker 1: was a professional car for cleaner. You didn't renting the
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  Speaker 1: machine from that man. I'm gonna tell everybody down at
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  Speaker 1: the job, Okay, so I said, okay, cool, ain't no
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  Speaker 1: problem right here. So so I just went on and
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  Speaker 1: ruin his copy ruined now ruined carpet, didn't extract the water,
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  Speaker 1: just put it in there. Since you're gonna go tell
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  Speaker 1: or go tell him that too. You felt good about it,
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  Speaker 1: didn't very comfortable. And from that story we go to uh,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't a funny story. It wasn't really a just
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  Speaker 1: so just so you know, I don't like the company,
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  Speaker 1: or no, I really didn't like you. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: stry Morning Show, last break up the day. Here we
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  Speaker 1: go with just one more thing. Let's kick it off
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  Speaker 1: by saying, happy birthday, a cup, it's your birthday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm about her bucket of catfish today. I'm gonna give
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  Speaker 1: her some hot in the mofo hot sauce to go
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  Speaker 1: with the cat with the catfish. That's so Populna get
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  Speaker 1: another gift, Jay, I'm gonna get some worms. So when
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  Speaker 1: she go fishing, she got the best worms. Very stereotypically
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  Speaker 1: very It wasn't I'm going with her to eat the catfish.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody got to go. I got her. I got her
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  Speaker 1: a gift card. Oh, I gave her a gift when
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  Speaker 1: she came to the club. I picked up the entire
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  Speaker 1: tap for everybody for her birthday. Roll that over. He
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  Speaker 1: put all your names on it. Steve, you're awfully quiet.
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  Speaker 1: What did you get her? See? I'll see you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I gave Monica her birthday gift before I left l
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  Speaker 1: A to go on my golf trip over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: But I enjoyed with my with my best friends, and
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  Speaker 1: I gave her her gift. And if she don't want
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  Speaker 1: to tell y'all what I gave her for her birthday gift,
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  Speaker 1: then that's absolutely fine. I have no problem with it
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  Speaker 1: not saying it unless she tells you what what she was? Uncle, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: get you what is the hush over Jerusalem? All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's see. I saw it? Okay, what is it? He didn't?
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  Speaker 1: She said it sold with somebody or she can go along.
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  Speaker 1: I gave her. I didn't see it. What is It's
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  Speaker 1: a resort? Jump up? Jump up here? Just looks like,
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  Speaker 1: don't do that. Don't do that, you say, Now he's
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  Speaker 1: mad at me. I'm just I'm just trying to help.
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  Speaker 1: I just got the joke. But it's quick, man. You
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  Speaker 1: can't see around. You ain't nobody. Now do you see it?
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  Speaker 1: That's that's but congratulations. The question is did you put
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  Speaker 1: our name on it? Did you just go and ask her?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want your cats cook or rockets? You know
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  Speaker 1: some people want you might want to skin him herself.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But I'm bucket of cat
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  Speaker 1: rock catfish. How does that sad stereotype? I can't some
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  Speaker 1: people won't't caught and fried, or some people want to
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  Speaker 1: just just caught your fresh. I'm gonna speak for Monica.
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  Speaker 1: She preferred them fried, okay, but you don't know she
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  Speaker 1: likes her fried hard. I like good fried cadfish. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't like mine hard. Though I knew he was
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  Speaker 1: gonna catchish things he haven't done in a while. Things
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: don't go together. Seriously, Steve, how's your dog coming along?
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you. Well, I have a big home,
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: so you know, I played golf this weekend, so I
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: just got in last night, so uh, and then I'm
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  Speaker 1: at work, so I won't meet him officially until today
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  Speaker 1: when I get off. So you know the name, yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's bad. Man's name is bad dog dog? What made
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  Speaker 1: your name embarrassed? I didn't name the dog sir, why
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  Speaker 1: he had a house was not my decision. You got
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  Speaker 1: a problem with Marjorie has a dog. Okay, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be all right with that. It's a Doberman, right, yes,
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  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna be a big gass dog in a minute,
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  Speaker 1: really really stake attitude. I've told him, I've already I've
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  Speaker 1: talked with him over the phone. Over the phone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what you say, I said, put put put me up
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  Speaker 1: to his ear, and you said, don't growl at me,
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  Speaker 1: don't snap at me, right that that right there, and
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  Speaker 1: get your ass put out, stay in the house. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I was going as that outside. Well, it's a
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  Speaker 1: combination of both. He's a white people. You're reminded me
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  Speaker 1: of my mom when you said that, because she believes
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  Speaker 1: that dogs should live outside. We never have a dog,
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  Speaker 1: and I believe it not only outside, but chained up
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  Speaker 1: to a tree and touregar no, not feeding him his torture. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's chaining the dog to the tree. You let him
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  Speaker 1: loose or nothing. But basically, dog, my dog is in
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  Speaker 1: the house. It's a long chain. Color short. It can
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  Speaker 1: get you out there, y'all. That is terrible. Did your okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you this. Does your dog Carla sleep
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  Speaker 1: in the bed with you? Know she has her own bed? Fancy?
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  Speaker 1: Fancy see the fact that you win bad shopping? Your
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: dog got a last name? My my friend Tracy, her
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  Speaker 1: dog has a nightgown. She sleeps in the bed with them,
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  Speaker 1: and she has her own nightgown. Her dog. No, my dog,
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  Speaker 1: We don't put clothes on it. She has bows though
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  Speaker 1: her name is fancy, and she has a bed with
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  Speaker 1: a crown on top. But a night if bad getting
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  Speaker 1: into bed to be his last dead there trying to
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  Speaker 1: give my wife home. Did your lions at Green Bay tonight?
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  Speaker 1: To take on the packers? Take us without further Duke
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  Speaker 1: have himself a great weekie because I just Happy birthday, Monica.
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