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George Wallace joins the crew and has some word for Jay - 05.09.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: today I want to share with you. Uh. It's for
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  Speaker 1: all of us. It's for all of us. Uh, And
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  Speaker 1: here it is. There is a solution to all of
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  Speaker 1: your problems and situations. If you are feeling this, are
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  Speaker 1: you feeling desperate about something and anxious about it? Are
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  Speaker 1: you feeling uncertain about anything? Are you at a loss
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  Speaker 1: for words? Are you is your direction unclear? How about that?
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  Speaker 1: If you can't find your purpose, that's a good one
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  Speaker 1: that stops a lot of people. If you don't know
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what it is. If if if the
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  Speaker 1: how to get out of it, it doesn't matter. There's
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  Speaker 1: a solution to all your problems in situations, and that
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  Speaker 1: solution without trying to sound like I've been knowing this
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  Speaker 1: my whole life, because I haven't. That solution to all
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  Speaker 1: your problems. That way to make all your dreams come true,
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  Speaker 1: the way around a lot of this and to the
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  Speaker 1: weakness that you feel at times, it's prayer, prayer, a
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  Speaker 1: connection with your creator. Could that be the thing that's
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  Speaker 1: missing in your life. I'm just asking because whenever I
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  Speaker 1: get a little bit off track, all I gotta do
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  Speaker 1: is think, just a moment, Steve, have you been have
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  Speaker 1: you been praying? Man? Have you been connecting with your creative?
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  Speaker 1: I know you're busy, man, I know you're busy, and
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  Speaker 1: I know at the end of the day you're done.
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  Speaker 1: You're done, and sometimes crawling into bed is all you
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  Speaker 1: can manage to do. I've said this, it happened to
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  Speaker 1: me last night. Again. I did all of this. But
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  Speaker 1: when I look and when I see things not moving
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  Speaker 1: or I don't feel like things are going in the
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  Speaker 1: right direction, or I have a sense of being stagnant.
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  Speaker 1: All I got to do is retrace it because I'm working,
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  Speaker 1: There's no doubt about that. I'm working. But I'm a
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  Speaker 1: staying connected. Am I using that weapon that's available to
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  Speaker 1: all of us? And I pray? And the answer is
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  Speaker 1: usually no. That's so I know. Okay, okay, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting off track hill because see, let me tell you something. Man.
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  Speaker 1: The reason the reason I constantly talk to God is
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  Speaker 1: because life constantly changes. People who said they was going
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  Speaker 1: to do something for you one day have changed their
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  Speaker 1: mind the next. Somebody you thought was gonna show up
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  Speaker 1: that day called in late, had an accident and couldn't
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  Speaker 1: make it. That changes the parameters of everything. The meeting
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  Speaker 1: you had set up that had to be canceled because
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  Speaker 1: somebody was ill. That changes the parameters the time frame
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  Speaker 1: of everything. Because it's all connected. So if I don't
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  Speaker 1: stay in constant prayer and stay connected to the Creator
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  Speaker 1: when these thing's happen, I'm not put in my bid.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talked to him about how to handle it. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just not aware of it and what to do next.
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  Speaker 1: And the next thing you know, it becomes a little stagnant.
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  Speaker 1: That has happened to me. I gotta get back because
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  Speaker 1: prayer is the solution to all of my problems and situations.
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  Speaker 1: I have found that to be the case now. The
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  Speaker 1: only reason I'm telling it to you is because I
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  Speaker 1: know if you anything like me slash human being, then
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  Speaker 1: there are times that you feel anxious. There's moments of desperation.
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  Speaker 1: You have moments of uncertainty. There are times when you
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  Speaker 1: feel like you've lost your way, or your direction is unclear,
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  Speaker 1: or you or your purpose is a little blurred. You're
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  Speaker 1: not show anymore, or you don't know what your next
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  Speaker 1: movie is, or the relationship you in or the relationships
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  Speaker 1: you're dabbling in. They're just all wrong for you. Man,
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  Speaker 1: there is a solution to all your problems and situations,
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  Speaker 1: and it's prayer. If you're suffering from any of the
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  Speaker 1: things I just listed, or any of thing you could
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  Speaker 1: think of, just check your prayer. What has your prayer
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  Speaker 1: been lately about it? And this is for everybody. I
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  Speaker 1: often find when I get that disconnection, man, my my
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  Speaker 1: prayd and slipped off. I started feeling a little bit less,
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  Speaker 1: so I gotta jump back on it. I'm just offering
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  Speaker 1: you a solution to it, man, and and and and
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  Speaker 1: and and I'm giving you a solution that works one
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  Speaker 1: of the thousand percent for show. See, I ain't guessing
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  Speaker 1: at this one. I'm telling you what has happened in
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  Speaker 1: my life, how I did it, and it'll do for you.
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  Speaker 1: God has filled with mercy and grace. He knows we
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  Speaker 1: all messed up. He knows all of us have done
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  Speaker 1: some jacked up things that don't nobody know about. He
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  Speaker 1: know all about our past. Man, he know all of that.
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  Speaker 1: But he is so full of grace and mercy, so
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  Speaker 1: full of fifty fifth chances. But you know the thing
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  Speaker 1: about your life though, and the thing I had to
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  Speaker 1: come to terms with, and the reason I don't let
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  Speaker 1: my my out of the reason I don't let my
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  Speaker 1: past bury me, the reason I don't let my past
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  Speaker 1: ask defined me. It's because my past I found out,
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  Speaker 1: or just the ingredients needed for me to make this
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  Speaker 1: cake I'm eating now. My past is just my ingredients.
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  Speaker 1: See you, you don't get rid of your past. They
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  Speaker 1: they go on the where they are the ingredients, but
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  Speaker 1: when you put them with something else, they look better.
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  Speaker 1: They taste better. It is better. All of our past
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  Speaker 1: are just the ingredients that have become the cake we
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  Speaker 1: eating now. Now, if you don't like the way your
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  Speaker 1: cake taste, then you gotta stop putting some other ingredients
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  Speaker 1: in there. Just because you started off and your cake
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  Speaker 1: was messed up, don't mean you can't straighten out the
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  Speaker 1: flavor of your cake. You gotta put some different ingredients
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  Speaker 1: in there. So let's say your cake is trifling tasted,
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  Speaker 1: it's better. Your cake is better. Well, you got to die,
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  Speaker 1: loot the bitterness. You gotta put some more goodness in there.
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  Speaker 1: So you gotta put some goodness ingredients to to take
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  Speaker 1: away the taste of the bitterness. So you gotta put
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  Speaker 1: some different ingredients in there. You gotta start living your
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  Speaker 1: life a little more kindly, a little more thoughtful, a
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  Speaker 1: little more sharing, a little more caring. And then after
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  Speaker 1: a while, man, those new ingredients combined with that bitter
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  Speaker 1: it starts overshadowing the bitter taste, because the bitter taste
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  Speaker 1: is further behind you. Now, see, something that happened to
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  Speaker 1: you twelve, fifteen, thirty sixteen years ago ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: be the flavor that's in your mouth. Now unless you
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  Speaker 1: let it be. It's the ingredients. Man. If you're sticking
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  Speaker 1: away your cake tasting, change your ingredients. Put something else
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  Speaker 1: in your cake mix so you can get a better taste.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening twenty one minutes after our twenty one minutes
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  Speaker 1: after that on this brand new Tuesday Morning. Man, ain't
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  Speaker 1: you glad you were alive today? What a blessing? Man?
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  Speaker 1: What an opportunity to wake up and do it all again. Man,
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  Speaker 1: if you haven't gotten it right, he woke you up
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  Speaker 1: to give you another chance to get it right. If
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  Speaker 1: you got something you ain't got, check, he gave you
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  Speaker 1: another chance to get up and get it. Whatever you want.
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  Speaker 1: You got a chance to ask for. You have not
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  Speaker 1: caught your ass. Now, now let's be about it today.
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  Speaker 1: Come on to Shirley. Good morning, Steve, thanks again for
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  Speaker 1: inviting us to your show yesterday. We're talking about that
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  Speaker 1: in a minute, calling for real. Good morning, Junior morning,
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  Speaker 1: no food. Yeah, I don't know why we keep bumping too.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning Steve. Yeah, man, y'all came on the show yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: You're bad to be a little bit, but it was good. Good.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think us good. No, it's just it's got
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  Speaker 1: a couple of amateurs and come here, you know, looking
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  Speaker 1: at the monitor too long. I was reading with you.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I see reading here teller prompt you wasn't
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  Speaker 1: that bad. It's just safe to say. We ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be bun went on the show and Jadeen done TV shows,
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  Speaker 1: even had sitcoms and stuff. So Jay know how to
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  Speaker 1: watch the third wall, time, be good at it, truth
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  Speaker 1: for being a theater and all that. But the other
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  Speaker 1: three I say it, Steve, just say it. I was
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  Speaker 1: looking at the wrong camp the whole time. I called him.
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  Speaker 1: I called him sketch. What is that case? Shirley killed callers?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never been on TV. Yeah, you know, look nice,
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  Speaker 1: cleaned up. Well, nice to ye. Tom. You bought somebody
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  Speaker 1: brought the first lady in with me. She came to
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  Speaker 1: and my sister was there. She was so happy. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: To the end of my life with her. It's very sweet. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We have to ask the producers because you know, Steve
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know, so we'll have to call back. As one
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  Speaker 1: of the producers of the show, when the air date,
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  Speaker 1: when the show that we were on. We know you
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  Speaker 1: don't know, he doesn't know. You know what I we'll
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  Speaker 1: all get cut up. Take something, y'all. Y'all got two segments.
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  Speaker 1: We need to quit tripping. Really two segments and really,
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  Speaker 1: come on, guys. Thank you, great, yeah, great, full, thank you?
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  Speaker 1: ain't smiling. You look real regular. Yeah, just being on
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  Speaker 1: Junior is here with the Truth be Told. Coming up next.
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  Speaker 1: Junior is here with truth be told. Everybody look here,
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  Speaker 1: said with just some situations people be going through. They
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  Speaker 1: the advice or you can leave it. Don't really make
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  Speaker 1: us no difference. But the truth will be told. Let's
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  Speaker 1: take this Vinces, Good morning. I listened to the show
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  Speaker 1: every morning on my way to school, and I hate
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  Speaker 1: what It's time to get out of the car. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an eighteen year old high school senior in Dallas preparing
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  Speaker 1: for my senior prom um. Too ashamed to say what
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  Speaker 1: school I go to, Well, let's just say just because
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  Speaker 1: the problem. I have been preparing for prom for months,
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  Speaker 1: hitting every mall in the area, trying to make sure
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  Speaker 1: that I'm fresh for the prom. This is supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be the most lit event of the school yet I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what it is but school year, and I
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  Speaker 1: was excited. Now. For months, I had been asking where
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  Speaker 1: to buy tickets and trying to find out what venue
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  Speaker 1: we will be using, only to get answers like we're
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  Speaker 1: trying to find an entertainer to come out and perform
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  Speaker 1: for you guys, so just be patient. Well, last week,
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  Speaker 1: after months of asking, I finally got an answer. An
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  Speaker 1: announcement was made by our principal saying that the class
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  Speaker 1: of twenty seven team will be holding our senior prom
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  Speaker 1: in the back of an unspecified church. There will be
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  Speaker 1: no tickets, however, interest will be paid for at the
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  Speaker 1: four year other church. There were also no takers for
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  Speaker 1: a performance at our prompt. I don't want to miss
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  Speaker 1: my senior prompt. But this is not what I had
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  Speaker 1: in mind. I feel like I haven't had anyone be
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  Speaker 1: truthful about anything and just want some feedback on what
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  Speaker 1: to expect. Well, i'll tell you right now, truth be told.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you expect. I never had prom
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  Speaker 1: at the church. You can have a prom at the church. Okay, cool?
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  Speaker 1: What you want us to do? Nobody I know in
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  Speaker 1: this building had church at a prom. You don't know
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  Speaker 1: what to expect. Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what. You're not even going to prom? You going
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  Speaker 1: to service. That's a difference. That's a difference. Prom is
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  Speaker 1: what I went to. I get to slow drag. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Getting little kids here now? You
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  Speaker 1: know the little photo where you're going. There is no
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  Speaker 1: rom king and Queen ain't but one king in that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't sit up in that talk about we ki
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  Speaker 1: could quit and what what you're calling to the church.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to problem. So let's just expect that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't hear my question, though, he is what church.
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  Speaker 1: What desperate far close church for you to take on
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  Speaker 1: the prom? You know this church? Come on, y'all know
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  Speaker 1: this is about to church right here now. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what more it is, but they are about to
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  Speaker 1: be far clow though. If you take a prom on
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  Speaker 1: a Friday night when you know you got Choir Hurston
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  Speaker 1: in one room, there's awaken another room, the prom going
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  Speaker 1: on the back. You know this is a Baptist church,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't stand y'all can't find nobody to perform
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  Speaker 1: at the prom. Naturally, you can't find nobody to perform
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  Speaker 1: at the problem because the people y'all listen to don't
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  Speaker 1: go to church. You can't get the amigos at the
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  Speaker 1: back of the church. You can't hear bad boy him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't no little oozy up in him. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: a little mcmack, no little nine millimeter. You can't have
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  Speaker 1: all that church. Now here's some people y'all can't get.
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  Speaker 1: Shirley sees I ain't doing nothing Shirley Murdock available. Have
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  Speaker 1: y'all thought about Dody mcclerk. Don't Kurt Frankston. Don't Kurt
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  Speaker 1: franks for the people man, Okay, they ain't got ahead
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  Speaker 1: of me, but no one that can perform. Now, I
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  Speaker 1: don't see nobody else they can use. I really don't
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  Speaker 1: now the awesome events i'd like to tell you about
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  Speaker 1: that you need to expect. Once called off the call,
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  Speaker 1: y'all will be having all the call. Y'all already dressed
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  Speaker 1: for church. Y'all got the nice tuxes, only dresses. That's
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  Speaker 1: something you guys offering offering ears coming around at this church,
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  Speaker 1: so you can prepare for that. Okay. And then last
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  Speaker 1: but not least, since y'all already dressed, church Announcemith might
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  Speaker 1: as well get ready for them, y'all. Just everybody sit
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  Speaker 1: down church. He's gonna be Hey. I'd like to give
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  Speaker 1: him a suggestion. What's that you can't get the eight
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  Speaker 1: blind boys out of Cleveland? Eight blind boys? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but ain't none of them blind though. They just do
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  Speaker 1: that to get to work. They can all see. They
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  Speaker 1: just do that for the show. Yeah, that's just the
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  Speaker 1: name of They wear dog glasses and they swayed back
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  Speaker 1: and forth like you're not really blind out. As soon
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  Speaker 1: as the show they all drive home separate. Oh, they
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  Speaker 1: put on a good show to the run into everything. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's it, truth be told. I don't know what to
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  Speaker 1: tell y'all. What takes bac man. He just expect that
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  Speaker 1: for your crime this year, man, and understand that just
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  Speaker 1: the only time you got to do it. That's it,
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  Speaker 1: just the only time that is different. Hunt at the
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  Speaker 1: Churchill Yeah, revival expect Yeah, spell walk right? No fun?
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  Speaker 1: Uh some stories, guys, just some quick things. Um. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know this about you men, but this is according
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  Speaker 1: to a new survey, It says of men think that
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  Speaker 1: women mainly wear makeup to trick people into thinking they're attractive. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: is that happen to me? Think that, Well, surely they're
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  Speaker 1: awesome that don't need to take it off. Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: what I mean by that call it is there are
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  Speaker 1: some people that look completely different underneath that, and that's
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  Speaker 1: wrong to trick somebody brank? Yes, where is the lady
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  Speaker 1: that was here first? What happened? What you guys are
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  Speaker 1: trying to say is that makeup is meant to enhance
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  Speaker 1: what you just to cover up is a beautiful woman.
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  Speaker 1: But did she take that makeup off? She just like
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  Speaker 1: marvelous Marven Hacket? What do you think, Steve? What men
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  Speaker 1: cannot complain about this. We do things to trap and
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  Speaker 1: they do things to be trapped. That's the game. So
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  Speaker 1: I mean, so I don't understand that what even to
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  Speaker 1: complaint could be. We do stuff to trap. That's unscrupulous.
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  Speaker 1: Every man in here to lie to trap a chick
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  Speaker 1: before every man in't here. So now guess what they
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  Speaker 1: got some get trap tricks, spanks, All these is get trapped, sweaves, kills,
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  Speaker 1: nail polish. That's the game. Brothers, no kids, stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: Eat go over there. It's like we are in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Damn children too. Had that happen? All right? Coming up
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  Speaker 1: next the nephew in the prank phone call, We'll be back,
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  Speaker 1: all right, y'all coming up at the top of the
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  Speaker 1: our we got missing. Yeah, but right now, come on, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: let's run that break back. Running back on. I got
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  Speaker 1: a repo man for you. That's right, repo man. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: has been involved in some kind of capacity. Hello, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach you. Please all. Your My name is
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  Speaker 1: uh Robert. I'm with the collection agency. You do on
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  Speaker 1: a Sierra two thousand three GMC truck. Am I correct? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we don't show that we've had any payments within the
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  Speaker 1: last I guess about three close to four months now,
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  Speaker 1: and we want to try and stop having to come
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  Speaker 1: in and repossess it. Maybe we give you a chance
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  Speaker 1: to uh bring your payment in, but we haven't had
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  Speaker 1: a payment from you in about four months, sir, to
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  Speaker 1: financially with the other the other things. I don't, I don't,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know within the moment. Yeah, I've a saying
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  Speaker 1: all times directed product from my canare about that. Well, Uh,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I'm with They've they've turned you over to us. I'm
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: with uh collection agency, and we haven't gotten anything from
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't show any uh any paperwork here
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: on the computer at all that we've had any payments
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: made within the last four months. So that's why they've
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: been they turned it over to y'all without my permission.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: They can't never tell my truck over to y'all. Y'all,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I don't even know. Well, I understand that what happens
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: is if you haven't paid it in a certain amount
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: of time, it actually comes over to the collection agency.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: And that's what they've done. They've actually sent it over
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: to us. UH. They've given us uh pretty much all
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: the information on you. I guess it's a gold this
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: type of color UH CR two thousand three GMC truck.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: From my understanding, Am I correct? Okay? Um, Now, what
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need from you today, Jeremy, is for you
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: to come in uh and make a payment to us
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: this evening for four months so we can see so
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: we don't have to come in and repossess your truck.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to have to do that. But
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: if I have to send a record out there to you,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I have your address on file as well. I don't
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: wanna have to send anybody out to pick it up.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: You're not coming here my truck, and I'm not paying
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: y'all for for new full months. I'm been saying my
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: truck all time, every month. That's a done deal, sir.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get in a back and forth
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: with you, but I'm telling you exactly how it's gonna go. Now.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I'll come out there and repossess it myself, but I'm
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: telling you what. Look, look, that's not that's not even
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: where we gotta go with that. Don't be you don't
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: need to be screaming and chaotic and come get it
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: yourself and all that truck that's gonna be that. What
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Hang on, let's back up, because I'm a man just
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: like you. Man, What do you mean it's gonna that's
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: gonna be that? What are you saying? What are you?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: What do you? What are you saying to me? So
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. Look, I'm telling you that I'm paying
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: my truck note and and that's a fun Let's get
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I've already stated to you before I'm with Shan Agency.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: And let's get one thing straight. You don't tell me
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I tell you now, Hey, hey, came down here on
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: the phone. It don't make no sense talking you know
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: over the father. Wasn't that? You can come, you can
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: come get the truck. My truck right here I work.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I'm ready. You can come. You can come, try to
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: get my truck. You come with it. I'm already aware
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: of where you work in the whole nine yards. Now
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I don't. I'm trying to be as uh cardio with
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: you as I can. Now you can you're talking about
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I get my truckle I'll tell you I'll be paying much.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: So you know you should have dropped it and being
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: like all right, I'm gonna check with somebody. Hosten, check
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: with somebody else and make sure I'm right and didn't
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: call me back. I'm telling you you haven't paid anything.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling you. I've got it listed on
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: the computer. You've been turned over an agency and you
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: haven't done it. You haven't done it, Thank you, stupid you.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: You you're waising your fresh groom and hold over the
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: phone like that today? Do me me? Are you no good?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: But you ain't get no money from me? Then you
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: ain't coming my truck? What a matter of fact, you
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: could come my truck. I'm gonna being at my truck
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: my weight on you. What you gonna be there? It
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: doesn't make any difference, sir. You gotta get repossessed tonight.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: If I don't get four months payment Brook, definitely, if
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I don't get four months payment brought into me collection agency,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: your truck will be taken care of. Hold on, listen, man,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: hold on you kind of serious? You quick cursing at me?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: That's what's wrong man for you. Look you know what.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I'm at the point I don't give a about this job.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to come kick your That's what I'm ready
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: to do. Call him back, kay, I don't need a
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: little scared hanging up the phone. You're standing here like
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: a man, and you handle your problems. Hold on, I
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: make it work, b I'm at work too, doing my
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: job the same way you're doing yours. We'll make you
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: want to do. I got one more thing I want
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: to say to you before you go. Are you listening?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harpy Morning Show.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by you. You got all my
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  Speaker 1: teacher the man you are all right? Man, I'm not
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: all right. I'm gonna talk this roof. Man, I'm talking
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: about cool. I'm got about she told me. She told me, man,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: she said that boy loved that truck. Yeah. That's much taken,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: ain't man? Yeah? Yeah, you got you gotta, I gotta.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you. Man, Tell me, brother, what is
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  Speaker 1: the lane. So that is that is not funny. I'm
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: just saying, prize possession one of the day. Hey, tomorrow
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: is the big night, Dallas, Texas. I am here right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's going down at the JBL. That's your Junior Black
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  Speaker 1: Academy of Arts and let us it is Mama's boy.
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  Speaker 1: Come check me out. It's me. It's Robin Gibbons, Columbus Short,
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  Speaker 1: Jackie Harry. The list goes on, the Columbu Short, This
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  Speaker 1: putting it down, Tickets on sail right now. Congratulations, all right,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: you guys ready for this one. Go ahead. Cursing alright,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: we know who is. Cursing makes you stronger. Apparently, a
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: new study has found that if you cursed while you're
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: working out in particular, you will perform better. That's what
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: the new study says. Researchers out of Kill University in
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: England had a bunch of twenty one year olds pedal
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: on a stationary bike as hard as they could. Once
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: while you know, they were cursing, and once while they
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: weren't cursing, well they were letting the curse words fly.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Their performance was up four percent better than when they
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: were just you know, not cursing, just clean. I don't
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: want to be help. Everything gets your point across, does.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I've tried to do shows without cousin. I see people
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: do it. How the hell they do that I don't know.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I don't do that. It has helped me to stay healthy.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I don't have high blood pressure. I don't help cholesterol.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I don't suffer with depression. I don't help because I
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: get it out, Cousin. That's benefited me greatly. Man, I
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: don't know where i'd be without it. Miss Sanna is
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: up next with their Headline News. Right after this, you're
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Hardy More Show. All Right, you guys,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: hear about this one. This is crazy. The FBI recently
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: revealed the birth dates of many serial killers, which in
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: turn gives us some insight into which zodiac signs are
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: the most dangerous. All Right, check this out. Cancers oh jr.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Are the most dangerous since they tend to be passive, aggressive,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: and very jealous, which could result in them committing more crimes,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: including murder. What sign are you, junior cancer? Okay? Sagittarius, anyone,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: anyone in the room. Sagittarius. Nothing to do with the story.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I'll be the first, You'll be the first, Tommy. Alright.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Sagittarius a sign of several historical crazy people, including Ted Bundy,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: um taurists, tourists, tourists tend. They tend to be aggressive,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: and they tend to be angry. I ain't I ain't
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: never thought about killing, but I'm not doing. But they
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: ain't killers though, any aries in the room. Yes, they
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: tend to have short Oh no, not me. I'm very
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: even tempered in this job and have been for the
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: days i've been here. Snack out. Let me read that that. Yeah,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: as they tend to have short Oh no, that ain't
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: me at all, right, Carla, your Libra, Yes, yes, Libra,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: very patient, but they can lose their temper if harmed
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: by others. Get to the Capricorn, okay, Leo, that's me.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: They tend to be proud and loud, but that's pretty
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: much it. Okay, Capricorn, Well guess what I just killed.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I'm very proud, very loud. Alright. Capricorn and Steve Harvey
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: are fearless leader. Although most Capricorns aren't dangerous, if provoked,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: they can be with many killers born under this sign. Steve,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: he's under the term I'll kill everybody several times. Okay,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I've said it at the hoodies, I'll kill everybody in
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: this room up root, just when it comes to my
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: kids and my girl. Yeah, you can say, I do
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: what you want to do to me. I don't care.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: But once you attack her and kids, and I think
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: every man and woman in the room will agree with
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: you on that one. Yes, absolutely, yeah, Capricorn, see what
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: what what? All you know? It's all about the family
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: and the kids. Now, I'll tell you the only other
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: time I will kill you, all right, I really don't.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: It's only a few works, like if I had have
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: worked and then you don't give me my check. Oh yeah,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to kill yeah. Yeah, I didn't chase
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: a guy around the comedy club to get my check,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: so I know what you're talking about. I needed my
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: fortyfied out when I first thought it out, when you
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: started out that man, that was gas money. Man. It's
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: important I can hear without fortified. Now yeah you can?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Now it's up in the thousands and the
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: millions for you. Well you can't, can't. You can't show
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: me a million? Now? Can you kill him? Here? In
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: another one? In another world? All right, let's wing it
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: on over to miss and Steve miss and by the way,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: as a Gemini, and they're seemed to be the least
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: dangerous side, and they tend to be good hearted people
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: with no intention of killing. They kill each other people.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Hey, until you find the bodies, you have
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: no proof. Okay. Anyway, this is answered with the news.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody, Okay. Former Acting Attorney General Sally Yates
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: told Congress yesterday. She bluntly warned the Trump White House
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: back in January that the man Trump picked for National
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Security advisor of Michael Flynn, could essentially be blackmail by
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: the Russians because he lied about his contacts with them.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Every time this lie was repeated and the misrepresentations were
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: getting more and more specific as as they were coming out.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Every time that happened, it increased the compromise. And to
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: state the obvious, you don't want your national security adviser
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: compromised with the Russians. Trump pass faced a lot of
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: questions as to why it took him weeks to dismiss
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Flynn after he was first informed about Flynn's dying on.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: The President, in typical defense mode, was tweeting. He tweets
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: that Flynn was granted top security clearances during the Obama administration. However,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: former Obama advisers say, yeah, well, not only was Flint
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: fired by the Obama administration, but that when Trump and
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Mr Obama met just after the election, the outgoing president
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: personally warned Trump about hiring this guy. Flinny did anyway, okay,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: even though her Republican colleagues passed their new version of
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: a healthcare bill, min already leader Nancy Pelosi says, the
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: American people need to be made aware of what the
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: GOP measure will do. They will find out that their
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: congressperson forced families to pay higher premiums and deductibles. They
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: will find out that Trump Care destroys protections for pre
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: existing conditions, essential health benefit, eternity care, prenatal help, prescription
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: drug and emergency coverage. And they will find out that
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: they're that their congress person votage to make them pay
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: a premium five times higher than others pay for health coverage,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: no matter how healthy they are. And they will find
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: out that it steals from Medicare. Recently fired suburban Dallas
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: cop who was shot and killed that unarmed fifteen year
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: old black youngster has been charged with murder. Calls for
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: the rest of the white cop, Roy Oliver and testified
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: intensified since the killing of black teenager Jordan ed was
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: a straight a high school student and had no priors
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: of any kind of very very good kid. Apparently. Apparently,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Oliver was suspended at one point for sixteen hours in
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: order to anger management classes because he threw a fit
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: about having to testifying court ones about a traffic arrest. Today,
• 35:31
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• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Day Final. And this has been answer. We'll be back
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: with Eugene the Butterfly at twenty minutes after the hour,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: So stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Shows. You're
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, Ladies and Gentlemen, without
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: further ado, Ladies and Jentlemy, Eugie, good morning, are you wine?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Stephen, Tommy Surley, Carlatt Jr. J Anthony Brown,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Good morning to the Corral. Good morning morning. But what's up? Man?
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: All right? Here's it? Then? It is? It is Diva Eve.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: It's what it is. It's Diva Eve. First of all,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: to Morrow night. Tomorrow night, I'm going to be gracing
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: the stage with some more Diva's. So you know, we're
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: in Dallas, Texas, and we've been rehearsing um for the
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: last ten days and I am in Mama's Baby Boy
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and oh my god, so he answered the stage play
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: at the Junior Black Academy of Our Arts and Letters.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: So it's gonna be me, Robbi Givons, Jackie Harry, and
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: we are the three devas on the show. So alright,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: oh my god, So it is Diva Eve. This is
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: our last day I rehearsal I hope Dallas, Texas is
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: ready for us, because oh my god, we have a
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: show planning. But I am the diva of all vivas.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: You know that canna be what want? But I don't
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: mind sharing that stage, you know, with Robbing, you know,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: because Robbing is a true diva. Jackie Harry, she's like
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: a diva as well. So today is Diva Eve. So
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: me and my girls are going out to lunch. So
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: tonight they're gonna be seeing all of my um my
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: wardrobe because they haven't seen it yet. And Jack, I
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: wanted to ask you this because I know you make
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: clouds and I happened to be wearing stuff that doesn't
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: need pockets. That's good, so good. I just want you
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: to make me something very flowy. What do you like?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: What do you want? I like um Punch's very easy.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: And I wear a lot of jaggons. What are jack
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: It's like leggings, but they real tight. They're getting tight.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: All that can be done, yes, as long as you
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: don't want pockets. No, I don't know, but I need
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: a pocket from my microphone, not type to make them.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: You ain't thinking enough pockets over there. I'm not gonna
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: get in the man. He'll be sick before. I think
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: he'll put money on that. He'll die before. He'll be
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: more time. I'm only gonna die once. If you're gonna
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: be sick a lot, but the one time you do that,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: that's it. The seventeen times you are sick, you're gonna
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: look like death. When you do that, I'm coming to
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: the funeral and kick your cast get over to make
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: sure you did when you get sick, I'm sending a
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: casket to your room. You know when you hit it
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: fell out. Don't fight why y'all should be able to
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: get along of you both but you both have you
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: but you shouldn't be able to I mean pre existing.
• 38:53
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• 38:55
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• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Please make it to my show. It's gonna we open
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: to my orow night at the Junior Black Academy of
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Aunt Letters in Dallas, Texas. And coming up, Shirley, we
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: have Junior is up next with the new segment Ain't
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: no way you're listening to show, Come on Junior. Ain't
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: no way, ain't no way, ain't no way. It's just
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: a bunch of crazy news stories. Now, if you're looking
• 39:29
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• 39:34
  Speaker 1: news stories. And I'm gonna get some stories. You can
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: tell me if they're true or false, but either way
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: it go. It's just ain't no way, ain't no way. Okay.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: A university said they would buy artistical not lying for
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: fifty thousand or up to as much as eighty thousand. Yeah,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: protestical ain't no way, so to Testical one sixty Yeah. Yeah.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: The math called George's mama, she stop what He's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be our special guests today. The woman i've seen him,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Jorge Wallace will be. Don't take away the fact that
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: his mama got testicle jack. You can't do that, and
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: they could be to use the money. You can't will
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: be our special guesting About Anna, I'm just saying she
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: could use the money. Well, HiT's j J. That's false. Said,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: ain't no way, ain't no way. Nobody paying that much.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: It's not many people be lying up would be a
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: homeless person around because I'm gonna get warm, I'm gonna
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: get a war. Yeah I'm never but I'm gonna get
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't find a homeless person nowhere. I was abouty
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: to say, George Waller's mama dragging around a fortune man's rod. Alright,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: what how about this day? Michigan threatens beavers over damn? Okay, yeah, yeah,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: the state of Mission Michigan threatened local beavers with the
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: ten thousand dollar per day fan for not removing the damns.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: That's possible because people have sued animals before what they
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: had sued and the animal has lost. The beavers don't
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: even know courts. They're not even showing up because they're
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: not even gonna come. But ten thousand dollars per day though,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: So it's true. Yeah, that's true. Was absolutely right, That
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: is true. They are they ten thousand dollars per day,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: But the beavers didn't remove the damn that they built. Okay,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: so they're gonna find the beavers ten thounds all the
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: day for the damn that they built. But beavis don't care.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: What mean? You know? For real? The law is the law.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: If you don't come to court, the judgment goes in
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: your favor. Now you got the judgment, but now what
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: how you're gonna collect the payment? Ever? Don't the beaver
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: don't even know the gospel? Though they like looking for payment?
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: How much? Hayn't even doing that? But that's true. Yeah,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: that's true. That's absolutely true. Okay. A US federal court
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: rule that women are free to display their breast in
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: public without penalty. I thought they were considering it, but
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it actually passed or not. Come on, well,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. That's absolutely false. You you sureley
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  Speaker 1: called that if it's thought about it before. We'll not
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  Speaker 1: give it to me and think about it, but you
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: will go to jail. I just want to see what
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  Speaker 1: y'all was gonna do. Y'all take a uh, some stories, guys,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: just some quick things. Um. I didn't know this about
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: you men. This is according to a new survey. It
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: says six of men think that women mainly wear makeup
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: to trick people into thinking they're attractive. Yeah, is that
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: happen to think that, Well, surely they're awesome that don't
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: need to take it off. Okay, what what what I
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: mean by that call? It is there are some people
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: that look completely different underneath that, and that's wrong to
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: trick somebody. Yes, where is the lady that was here? First?
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: What happened? That's funny prank phone call coming up next?
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Right after this? What you got? Now? I got something stupid?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Feels right? Feel ladies? You're excited about this? Oh my god?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I love I love Soul, and I love the moms.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. October six through the ninth. It is
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  Speaker 1: going to be an exciting time. He may you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited about it though. It's an event where we
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  Speaker 1: thought of to create where people can go and just
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  Speaker 1: have a good time part sand and Soul. I love
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  Speaker 1: that they don't go nowhere. Coming up to prank call, y'all.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Y'all coming up y'all the top of the hour. Right
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after that, I'll get ready for today's
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter. But I'm next, Come on, food, I got
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: it for y'all. Carry gold curry, goold. That's didn't even
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: the prying curry goold. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: your um. Mr. Is this Mr? This is Benjamin Dixon
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Trevor is my son. He goes to school with your son. Now,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: uh he went to a birthday party that your son
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: had last weekend? Am I right? Yeah? Well listen, I understand. Listen,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I have a problem with you, Mr, because I understand
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: that you all are Jamaican and from Jamaica. But listen,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: you guys, serve the children. Curry goat. You don't serve kids.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Curry got everybody's child doesn't eat curry goat. Pet what
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: happened to? What happened to ice cream and cake and punch?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: That maybe even a pizza at a birthday party for kids?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: But curry Goat, that's out of question. All you mean?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I understand you mean, let's let's feed
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: them anything. But when you're talking about Bridgreen, so what
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: what when you're thawing both you mean, oh you mean
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: you have a problem with me or you have a
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: problem with me. I got a problem. I got a
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: problem with any parents who decides on their own that
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: somebody else's child it's okay to feed them some curry
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: go My child don't eat no goat. We eat chicken,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: we eat steak, we eat cow, We don't eat curry goat.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Yo eat it a birthday a party door, he means
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: that birthday of party. I don't want you. If you
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: just told me, I'll deal with something. Talk. Some rude
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: boy called me when you're when you're on buying a
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Huano by me and a redgreen because you don't know
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: who we are dealing with it all, Okay, I need
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: you to slow it down for me. Man, I understanding
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: nothing you're saying. Tell me if flo don't you call me,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: tell me for Floyd's I'm my when you're calling it up. Look,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying is this. This is disrespectful to the child,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: to people's parents. You're going out on your own liberty.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Decide on what you're gonna feed somebody. You gotta feed
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: them normal stuff. You can't do that killing a birthday parties.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Here in the stakes, man, it's pizza, it's ice cream,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: it's cake, it's punch that it hot dogs maybe, but
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: not no damn curry goat. Man, I'm run Bert. Don't
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: tell me what I'm run this. Oh, y'all come tell me.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Disrespect you disrespect me. I'm a ditches talking you boy,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: calling your phone. I want to know why it is
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: you're doing something like this. And I bet you these
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: other parents don't know you've been serving goat man. Oh
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: you me, I'm sure you all telling oh you oh
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: you wanna hungry? Oh you'd Oh, I don't know you're
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: from my conversion? Come to for to kind of way it? Yo?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: You know you know you know you want to spring?
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Are you do? You want to meet me somewhere? Is
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: that what you want to do? Me me to me,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: me to write, No, you don't know why you're gonna
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: make me hurt you. Man. If if if I come
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: over that you're gonna make me hurt you you hit me?
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Then I mean this man Now, I call you because
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I'm a concerned parent about my child. Uh and then
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: you got a nerve to tell you're the one that's
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: in the row. Yo, man me don't tell me bertrand
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: wrong tinda fun me tell me if the pie up,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: come tell me for me. No wrong you will go
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: for yo. Just kill him ending on the comm'll feed
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: you something, Cory, your family the kind of sleep me
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: you ain't benna feed my family now you don't bring
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: my family in this man. You don't bring member. You
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: don't bring my wife and my kids into nothing. You
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: hit me if you wanted, I got I got one.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: You know what, man, I'm gonna tell you. I got
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: something I want to tell you. You're listening. This is
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Nephew time me from the Steve Harvey and Martin Show.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your sister Patsy. Leave man
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: like that. You Hey, you just got cranked by your
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: sister Patsy back. She put me up to this dub boy.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I tell you, man, I'm so sweat boy, you need
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: to get a blood pressure chack. I got a little
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I got a little tolerant, very low, Oh, I tell
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: you that. But anyway, I'm gonna still feed you and
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: your family from corryle. I bet it's good to you,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: right with it or nothing. You know, when you get angry,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: American people really can't understand what you're saying. You went
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: on You went on a Jamaican run, like that boy said.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: We gotta give a shout out to all of the
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Jamaicans out there. Baby, What is the baddest radio show
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: in the land? Before Morning Show New York, think about
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: that jamaking voice. For sure. Jamaicans are quick to ain't
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: guy immediate? He went from zero to sixty. It's going
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: down to night, Eugene told y'all, well, tomorrow night, it
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: is going down. We're in the last day of rehearsal.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: It is Mama's Boy and the nephew is back where
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I wound my craft right there on the stage. Oh
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: my god, Oh I'm such a thusby, and come out
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: and check me out. Wednesday is opening night Tomorrow night
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  Speaker 1: at the TWNY Black Academy of Arts and let us
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: yes right here in Dallas, Texas eight o'clock show. Tickets
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: on sale right now. JBL was the first theater I
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: ever sold out in my entire career. Wow, guys, that
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: where the first special was. No, That's Deep was shot
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: first backgrounds. I think Music Hall sold out. The JBL
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: was the first time I performed in the red suit.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Came about the flow. Look at your boar? You still
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: got that suit? Thousand dollars? No, that soupers ninety nine dollars.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I bought it in y'all, you would fly down. I
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: had a red suit on the cold Miller, Tize Knack
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: and white spectators and the white shirt and the cold
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Miller type black with your red beer cans on it,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: and bottles and shapes and all that. You couldn't tell
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: me nothing. I mean, I was trying so hard. I
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: made thirteen thousand that night. How much time you did
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: seven days? I had plenty of times. The beast a
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: long time. I've been a beast alone. I've seen him
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: do it. The first comedy special was That's Deep. I
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: shot that in Dallas after I think the music hall.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I think had a brown plaid suit on. Barbara Bates. Maybe,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Oh that's my girl making straight out of Chicago. Yeah, yeah,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I had a sitting bad on the show. She came
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: with sit bad. She still makes some fabulous stuff, Barbara
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Et of Chicago, Chicago. How much did the beautiful and
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: very talented the one the Barbara Bates mate? Probably about
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: eight hundred? I think you had a right on TV.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Then then I moved up to my show. My next
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: special was One Man Jay. You was there for that
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: down in AUGUSTA. Yeah, I remember yellow suit. That was
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: to open who my hair. White folks had wonterful weekends,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: White folks joke, I wrote, white folks had wonderful and
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: willa turning that evaluation. That's when I fell in love
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: with you. You know, how how were you million? How old?
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Bring some comedies? This is why you don't work moments?
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: How many thirty? Man? Man? I'm sorry before older man
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: get frustrated. Horrible man. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters coming up. You don't want to miss it.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: But first I gotta tell you about this story. A
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: woman swallowed seven thousand dollars. Now, this is money she saved.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: She was trying to hide it from her husband. They
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: were fighting. She didn't want her husband to know about
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: the money, so she swallowed the money. She got it
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: all down. Surgeons had to be called in. They had
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: to remove fifty seven one hundred dollar bills from the
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: inside of the woman's stomach and her intestines. Yeah, she
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: was going to use the money for a vacation with
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: her husband, but they got into a fight, so she
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: didn't want her hubby to know about the cash. So naturally,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I mean naturally, of course she swallowed the money. I mean,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: you make perfect sense washed down with swallow? Oh boy?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so again, you know, they removed fifty seven
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: hundred dollar bills from from her stomach and her intestines,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: and he said the rest will pass through her colon.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Don't flush there, don't but it will come out in quarters.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: The change you may change. Question it is that money
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: still good? Can you still use that money? Gonna have?
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be punging, girl. These ones are strong money.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: So down a dollar bills. It's funking. We're gonna have
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: to watch. You have to watch, have to, but still
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: gonna be some stink on it. You're gonna have to
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: get them a little sandwich glue. You gotta get some
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: sandwich touching nothing. Oh god, what her husband said. It's
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: that time. Buckle up and hold on tight, strawberry, all right,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: subject into deep. Hello Stephen Shirley. I have a situation.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: In December of two thousand seven, I decided to write
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: an X that had been sent to prison. About a
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: week later, I received a response, but only it wasn't
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: from the intended recipient, although they share the same first
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: and last name. I had sent the letter to the
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: wrong man in parentheses. This man informed me that I
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: had the wrong guy. I decided to respond, thanking him
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: for letting me know of my era, but The thing is,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: we're still communicating and I now have strong feelings for him.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Our relationship has grown to where he has asked me
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: to marry him once he is released. This is a
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: very intelligent man who was incarcerated do mostly to self inflictions,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: but who has also realized the mistakes he has made
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: and the time he has and is currently wasting of
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: his life. To sum it all up, I think I've
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: gotten myself into deep. Tell me what should I do? Okay?
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I know? I mean, yeah, first of all, what is
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: it with you in prison? Guys? That's number one? And
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: then yeah, you're right, you are in too deep, way
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: too deep. This is a man you have never seen. Uh,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: you don't even know this man. This man writes nice letters.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: You know, we can all agree on that. I think, Uh,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: you know, you don't know, um if he can back
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: any of this stuff up that he's saying. You don't
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: know anything about this man. You know nothing, you know?
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Please don't consider marrying this man. I mean, you know,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: I can't stress it enough. You just don't know him,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: and he's incarcerated do mostly to self inflictions. What does
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: that mean? Really? What does that mean? I mean you
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: need to reread your letter and you know, listen to
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: what you've written, say it aloud to yourself so you
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: can see how it sounds in your ear. Don't marry
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: this guy, don't consider its deep um Um. I'm really
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: throned off at this one. Yeah. First of all, I'm
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: conflicted to myself because I have a special affectionate feelings
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: for people. That saying carcerating because it's a it's a
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: terrible position to be in, and any contact with the
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: outside world is so very much appreciated. I wanna, I
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: wanna give you a little thing here. This is what
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: I know about men. Wherever man goes in emotionally in
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: terms of relationship, when he goes in, when he comes out,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: he prison does not develop emotional bonds between men and women.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying by that? Uh? If if
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: you know, if I give you an example, a guy
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: goes in at nineteen to prison, he gets out at
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: forty eight, What has happened in those thirty one years
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: that has made him better with women? Because time stands
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: still for you socially. When you go into prison, you
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: don't know what the latest where is the latest languages
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: you've had no practice talking with women, so you're really
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: in a frozen state. So sometimes a lot of guys
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: come out mentally nineteen years old. Relationship wise, they oftentimes
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: learned lessons, some of me and never learn but most
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: of them come out learn a lesson voul, never to
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: go back, blah blah blah blah blah. Problem is you
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: don't know this man. You you won't saying that where
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: you say in two thousand seven. So you've been writing
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: these letters for two years. Okay, you're falling in love,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: but you were writing an X that had been sent
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: to prison. Then you got a letter from a guy
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: in prison with the same name. Now you don't fail
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: for him. You want to know what to do. First
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: of all, you need to quit writing prisons because you
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: don't even have information. You need to get inmates number
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: or something so you can stop this craziness you're into.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: And while all your men, your ex and your current,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: why are they all inmates? You was writing a dude
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: that was your ex, and now you're getting involved with
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: a dude that's already in I got he may be
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: a better person when he come out. All that could
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: be true, but is he better for you? Though? See. Oh,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: he's admitted that he realized the mistakes he's made and
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: the time he has, and it's currently wasting his life.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Man can come to that in in lock up and
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I got there. But is he better for you? What
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: you need to be asking yourself is, since he realizes
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: that he's wasting his life, you need to ask yourself
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: that same question. Are you wasting your life? Now? I
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: ain't knocking a woman that staying by the man when
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: they get locked up, right on, that's a good thing.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: This ain't your man, though, you're gonna make him your
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: man when he gets out. He want to marry you already. Hell,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know a dude that's locked up that don't
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: want to get married to somebody instead of sitting in
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: that damn saying hey, if they stay in that long enough,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: they all marry each other. WHOA. I'm just telling you,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: hold on if I said something that's ridiculous, excuse me,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: you know. Okay, So lady, you gotta ask yourself what
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: do you really have now? You think you've gotten yourself
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: into deep? Tell me what should I do? Okay, when
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: we come back, I'll do that. But as if you
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: don't all mad anywhere and sold us to seven million people.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: This this is ok alright, Well we'll come back and
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: go over the obvious. After you're listening to Steve Hardy
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Get Ready, guys, comedy legend, our good friend
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: to the show. He's our family. He's going to be
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: our special guest. I'm talking about the one and only. Yeah,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: gotta have it. He's at the Atlanta Theater this weekend
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: for Mother's Day. He's gonna be here. But come on,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Steve with your response to part two of this Strawberry letter.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: You know, here's a line that threw me in this letter.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: She said, Okay, this is the letter about a lady
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: that in two thousand and seven wrote an X that
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: had been sent to prison. Then a week later she
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: got a letter, but it wasn't from the intended inmate.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: It was from another inmate with the same first and
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: last name. She sent a letter to the wrong man.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: The guy informed me that I had the wrong guy.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: But then she thanked him for letting me know that
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: and everything. But then they kept communicating and now she
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: got strong feelings for him. You know, ladies, I keep
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: telling you. You know, he didn't propose to him. He
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: want to marry and when he get out. I mean, look,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: it's it's good to hang on the hope. And like
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I said, I got a special effection for guys is
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: locked up, So I ain't dogging nobody. But lady, come on,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: you was writing to your ex who was in prison.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: You met a guy that's in prison, vacial man through letter.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Through a letter, a person can write anything they think
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: you want to hear. You need action in your life.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: You need a person in your life that's gonna do something.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Let me just what make you walk back towards the
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  Speaker 1: light for a minute. One of the things that I
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  Speaker 1: talk about that a man has to do is profess, provide,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: and protect from where he sits. He can only profess
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: his love for you. He can't provide you nothing, and
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: he definitely can't protect you. So now you are dating
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: a man who can't even demonstrate his love for you
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: in the three ways that we only know how to
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: demonstrate love, profess, protect, and provide. He can only do
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: one of them. And then when he gets out, can
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: I tell you something else? Your man ain't working now.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Most women who are free and have goods is don't
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: really like to pick me in that ain't working after
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: you thirty five, that's not a good. Now you meet
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: a guy twenty that ain't working. He's in college, Okay,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: got it. But after that, the man needs to have
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: a job now, whatever the reason why he don't have one,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Please don't make that your problem. Your man has to
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: have a job or source of income or guess what, ladies,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be taking care of him. And that's only
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: gonna work for you for about three weeks. True, you're
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: gonna be looking up his side. You can be looking
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: upside his head like he's straight crazy. All right. See,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta go, We gotta get out of here. Email
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: on Instagram, on Today's Strawberry Letter, you do it at
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: my girls surely? Okay, at my girls, Shirley. That's Instagram, Facebook, Twitter,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: All that at my girl, Shirley. Now, Steve, let's show
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  Speaker 1: our girl. Grammy winning legend Patty LaBelle some love Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Patty, We love miss Day. She released her first
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  Speaker 1: jazz album, her very first Yeah, it's called Belomage. Belomage.
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  Speaker 1: The thirteen track album, which Patty recorded over a span
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  Speaker 1: of a year and a half, feature standards such as
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  Speaker 1: jazz and You moan and peel me a great Moody's
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  Speaker 1: mood for love with Kim. You know that's gonna be good. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: and here's to life. Patty, who has been recording and
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  Speaker 1: performing for more than fifty years, grew up listening to
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  Speaker 1: and loving many of the songs featured on Belomage. However,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: she never seriously considered tackling the jazz genre until recently.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: I think that's surprising. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: her on my show. You know I didn't know you
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: wasn'tupposed to say to h on homage. Oh man, that's
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: pronounced it wrong. Yeah, because I always thought you paid
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: homage to somebody. Yeah, and so our So we had
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: to we had to do five retakes five so well,
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  Speaker 1: but she kept leaving the h. There it off teleprom
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: She just took the H out, Oh okay, and then
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: you got it. M Yeah, Patty says her husband. Her
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  Speaker 1: ex husband Armstead, has been telling her for years that
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: she should do a jazz album, but she was nervous
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: about trying something different. Uh. This is a very busy
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: time for Patty. She turned seventy three this month birthday,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: We Love You. She's also released her sixth book and
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: her fourth cookbook, Desserts LaBelle and that's my favorite name.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: I love that name for a dessert book. She's killing,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: She's killing in Walmart and these other people, man, they
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: need to they need to lay off Patty. You know.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: You know what I you know what I dislike about
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: social media and say some of these young people don't
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: have respect. And there there is a thing called respect.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: It's a respect level that I owe to Richard Pride.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: There's a respect level that I owe to build cost
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  Speaker 1: you regardless of what you think, there's a respect level
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: I owe him. You know, there's a respect level that
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: I owe you know, even even a George Wallace, you
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  Speaker 1: know who put me on a j Anthony Brown who
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: taught it to me when I got out there. These
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: there's a respect level. You know. We can kid around,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: but at the end of the day, you have to
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: have a respect for these people. Man, it's just not there.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Sometimes people dog Patty Labone and stuff. They don't understand Chap.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: That is a respect level that should come with this
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: woman and especially for us. But we are so busy
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: in to each other down business. We we we we
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  Speaker 1: just man. We we were saying case right now. But
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: our parents taught us those things were taught. You have
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: to be taught with yeah, and respect for our elders.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: You had to respect people and and like you say,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: people who came before you steve things like that you have.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: That's how we were taught, you know. And we as parents,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: we have to teach our kids that we really do ye.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, look, people who've been around a long time,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: they get a pass on some stuff because if you
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: don't know the story about the people, then they should
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: get a pass because of their history. Just they workload,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: they prior, they prior work. Man, nobody gets nothing. Look, man,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: we're not wrap artists where you just judged by your
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: nick by your current hit. You know, if you don't
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: have a current hit out now, they just write you off.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Hey man, Frankie Beverly had to hit out. And I
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: don't know when we're still going to see. We still
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: want to see, We still gonna see Dona roll. The
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: respect for the gap, for what the love and the
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: songs they gave us. When you you go out there
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: and you ain't hot, now, man, you can't sell a
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: ticket out. They don't respect the process, all right, Coming up,
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  Speaker 1: our friend, comedy legend, George Wallace is in the building,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: our special guest legend stand up, one of my faux
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: fathers off stand up family member to the Morning Show.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Still s in the country with his sold out comedy shows,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: and he got a big date coming up in Atlanta
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: this weekend. He's over the new TV show and he's
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: in a movie. He got a lot to tell us
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: about legends. General Fleed waking one and only George Wallace.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know not Brown his real name. You know
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  Speaker 1: that he didn't like it, called about who's that over that?
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  Speaker 1: That's black? What's the name? What's the name? He tanged
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: to Brown that black loved him? Mercy you hun? Jay?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Answer is black? This is this is just a what
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: do you say that ye're not joined? Get ready for it?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: He ain't never worked fifteen days and a boar. This
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: is he gonna tell you about. He got little illnesses
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: like if you don't get ready for that? Okay, His
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: grandmama had sugar mama be brown. He had type one.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Now he got type two. Look out all of the
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: stories he's gonna be calling in Steven Jay answering, is black?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't right? And I know over the weekend. I know,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: over the weekend he had to say something about my
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: mama and that horse raised up in Kentucky. I know,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: you know. I'm tell me, damn, how many people worked there?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: How many listen, y'all don't know this. But over the weekend,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: the Kentucky Derby home for the past twenty years, my
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: mom and his mama they went to here, went to Louis, y'all.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: But somehow they wind up down on the track. I
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  Speaker 1: don't don't ask me no questions. Okay, they wound up
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  Speaker 1: in the race. My mama real name is wind Blow Wallace,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: but they called her eight and she ran in the
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: race about eight years ago. Day mama ran on the
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  Speaker 1: name Big Brown. Y'all remember that mama finished and she
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: fought it, and my mama died like sick Brown fought
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  Speaker 1: if my mama died back, don't you two, Mama and
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  Speaker 1: got in two thousand eight. This weekend, I'm going out
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  Speaker 1: to the cemetery and put some I was on my
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: mama's grave, Coach God, because she put me through seven
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: years of college. He worked hard, seven years of college. See,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I gotta make sure my mama has more block. Wasn't
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: her grave than anybody else. I do that every Mother's day.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: When I do, I go down to the cemetery about
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: four or five o'clock after everybody ever gone. John, you
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  Speaker 1: know I do. I put him my mama, no know,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: turning open her grave. But turning open you can get
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  Speaker 1: her ass up. George, you don't have to heat does
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  Speaker 1: his own mama? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Well welcome George. Well malcome,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to welcome Dance and the Black to
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: the show. It's just and I'm glad he got to Steve.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Y'all need to notice. But he was working for that
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: other show that life steamed. Man. They were beating him.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Tom was beating this that he was. They made work
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: over time, they made him from him want to to
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: ended up stup for Tom was seeing his head because
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: he was dark. And I think they got into the teachcaues.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: He would quit every six months. But you know, all
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: you coming, Tom will shoop his ass. But I'm glad
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: you got a job over there. Now y'all look up
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: on now, okay. But he will call in sick. Just
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: this morning he asked for day. It's so bad, that's
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: it's hard. And you'll talk about your MoMA too, So
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: you got that's it's hard. He's been talking to mama
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: for years and his MoMA didn't happen good, you know,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: just they shot in the assert the something that the
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: zu she lost r and nephew coming. Now you know
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: that is closing. So nai Us that she's losing that job.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: I think they're gonna now the the universal George, he's
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: been talking about your mom, your mama. One thing said MoMA.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: But this weekend I'm in Atlanta and Maria they weekend,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: I'm at the sound Point down in the Las Vegas.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: So y'all coming out, bring your utlast Mama at the
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Atlanta coming to this week getting mother. You ain't said
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: nothing day. I just no, I don't have to So
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: Jordan that you're at the Atlanta Comedy Theater this weekend
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: for Mother's Day. You're gonna be that Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Yeah,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I got to come down to Atlanta and fix up
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: thing goes. Everything breaking down in Atlanta. The damn bridge
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: broke down and rolled up, bucking up, and the Falcons
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: they broke down, and everything breaking down in Atlanta. Everything
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: breaking down, and and Junior, your mama showing her asked
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: at the Atlanta Airport over the weekend. I know, y'all
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: starw that video, Junior. I want to. I wanted to
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: bring that up, but they gotta doing your mom at
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: the airport. At the lady walking through the airport. We
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: j've been telling us about your mama. Man, Oh god, lord,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: it's him. What did say, nephew, Tommy real nephew. They
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: just put you in the family cause you didn't have
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: no real mama. I'm not adopted man, y'all to y'all
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: scared of joy, just saying my thing is this, let
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: him talk, let him get all that out. I'll be
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: here for a while. I ain't gonna win, and him
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: get their little ragged ass jokes out of and we
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: just let him do it. Will he be back on
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: in time soon? I don't think so. One shot, you know,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: get all that in and then we did it because
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day we didn't hear be
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: here tomorrow we'll be right here to he won't talking
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: about your stupid mama. George. Yea, we heard your mama
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: went to the dinners to get her bluetooth fixede. He's
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: just stupid, you see. We know all about your mom.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: You know your mama. Now tell me everybody knows your
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: mama working home depot with her cricket teeth making teeth
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Now you need to stop teeth making. Oh on man,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: we'll be right back to take that. Yeah, you gotta
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: sit here, We'll be right back. George Waller, all right,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: we got we got George Waterside special guests. He's at
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: the Atlantic Comedy Theater this weekend Friday, said this Sunday
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: and then, and he's also the host of a new
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: TV show, Uh coming to the stage. Which network is
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: it on? And when does it premier? George, that's gonna
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: be on TV F and I don't go gonna be
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: on Hulu. And you can best believe you ain't Gonnat,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: You ain't junior, and you ain't gonna say one thing.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: It ain't gonna be on Long. Can't do but three episodes,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: So I can tell you that three when George, she'll
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: gonna be so good you would not see any George,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: thank you for giving to your job. It was pitiful
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: out there. You're gonna be around long. Give him a
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: good switch to day. If you're calling in, I don't
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: feel good to day. I gotta. I'm at the airport.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: I got to get on this plane, going to see
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: your mama. Wait a minute, we're going to talk about
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: Villa Capri, the movie you're in with Tommy Lee. You
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: know what. And that's another part he took from me. Oh,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: I hate it. I was both with me. Him and
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: his MoMA were up for that part. He beat his
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: old bit his mama. Well, his mama has one eye,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: so she can't read script BLD. And he got the
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: part your my mama got one eye. Hell, they called
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: your mamady walk. Let me tell you I'm coming to Atlanta.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: I'm coming down to see my good friend Walker Flocker.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: You know I can cut now right, I cut you, Tony.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: He's cutting a frame all you walk a focker. Let
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: me tell you that's the new curse. Walk. Let me
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: tell you even stop while you are here. You got
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: pretty close right, pretty goes right up? Yeah, I cut
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: to church. I'm trying to Walker, gonna be up the
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: just be your last visit, you and your mouth and George.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: I heard the I heard the government approved the date. Man,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: what date they say that Halloween has been moved to
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: your mama's birthday? I got your coming. Told me your
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: mama Halloween Chris Jack Alanta, but she didn't have enough.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Come on, George, keep keep my mama name out chill
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: mouth and I'll keep this at your mama. And that's
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: a round to father. It's really it in your mama.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Your mama had the drug. Feel calls to help. Oh God, man,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: George Wallace, you can do all. I love you, y'all.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: George's gonna be at the Atlanta Atlanta Comedy Theater this
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: weekend for Mother's Day. Friday said this Sunday, I got
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: the new TV show coming up. He's hosting its Car
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: Coming to the Stage, and he's in the movie of
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: Vilical Free with More. I never liked Morgan Freeman, never
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: all the part. I could have done those damn parts
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: I could have. I could have mistake hell, I'm from Atlanta.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: I know more about eleven the Dogs. The Dogs. Please
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: tell him, I said, hello when you get on the set. Okay,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: absolutely the best. He's the best fan I ever. Freeman
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: didn't even told the George in this movie. I'm betting
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: that they were never even. George can't come on in
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: Freeman when I have to make water, I could do
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: that in Shulton because I stayed long. I don't know
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: who gets the last. I'm the one taking a check on.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: That's smart, right there. So again, Steve, you were saying,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: he's at the Atlanta Theater this weekend, Atlanta Comedy Theater
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: this weekend Mother's Day, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. And uh,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: that's it. Hey man, we love you, man, hold on you.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't your mom stupid as your mama. You're yall nephews, right,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: you know your mama's an uncle chick. I'm not gonna
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: take this job. I'm not gonna take it, y'all, even
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: y'all normal. I got to go. Pete, you ain't got
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: your dive bone. It full. I'm changing it to your mom.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: Still be changing, y'all. I'm trying to talking to y'all.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: All right, George Lazy, I can't believe you're doing easyr
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Mama Joe ain't coming out. Oh my god, that's got
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: your local. But Steve, don't get in that. She don't
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: have nothing. You know, he has never played playing that.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: He playing that. No. I I stay out of them
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: your mama jokes. I don't. I don't get in that.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: You ain't back in when you were growing up, back
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: in the day. But all mynisodes in fights, I just
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: never forgot it. You're just gonna just push button. Yeah,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: already know. I already know where it's going because I'm
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: gonna get mad because you can't say nothing about him.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: You just can't nothing. So I don't. I don't mess
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: with nothing. I don't mess with yours. I can't say
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: about mine, and then and then we'll be good. So
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: what's too heavy? Like you know, like your mama was
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: so stupid, none of that. You don't want none of it.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: She got locked in the furniture stow and slept on
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: the floor. You know that dog Steve, Dog Steve your
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: mama right there, right there, right right there, your mama. Okay,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: I'll stay out of that. We'll be back, y'all. Don't
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: go away. We got more. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Pennsylvania man guys probably wishes he could be
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: playing possum right about now. Since he burned down his
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  Speaker 1: house with a fire. He started to scare off some possums. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: uh what I guess they were all over his house
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  Speaker 1: and he just wanted, you know, the light of fire
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  Speaker 1: scared the apostums off. But the house can't run about possum.
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  Speaker 1: You can't shoot away upon they don't not afraid of
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  Speaker 1: and they don't run, they don't. They just don't. Why
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  Speaker 1: aren't there, Fred? What's scared? Well? He thought fire was.
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  Speaker 1: The man whose name was not released, was frustrated because
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  Speaker 1: he couldn't dislodge the critters from his yard, so he
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  Speaker 1: sprayed a large pile of leaves with butane, struck a match,
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  Speaker 1: and started to blaze what steve quickly spread. He had
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  Speaker 1: a wooden one of those wooden row houses. It burned
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  Speaker 1: to the ground. According to the official fire department report,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: his intention was to use the smoke from the burning
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  Speaker 1: leaves to hopefully scare away the possum, but no word
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  Speaker 1: as to whether or not that part of the plan
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  Speaker 1: actually works. So the house has gone, but the possums
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: are still there. Take it from you can't that? How
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  Speaker 1: long before that fire is going? When you go all?
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  Speaker 1: At what point do you do? Oh lord? Your out
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  Speaker 1: burned ground? The posts are moving. Oh lord, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Those are some of the scariest raccoons. They just don't
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: They just raccoons are not afraid. The little yeah, they're
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: like people. Yeah, all that's out there. You know, there's
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  Speaker 1: some things you could put down. They got snake repellent.
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  Speaker 1: You could buy this repellet form that's white pellet. It's
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: a snake repelling. You should always have that around your
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  Speaker 1: yard to protect the deers from eating your flowers. There's
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: blossoming in your yard. There's a very pungent spray. But
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: here they don't. They don't eat the flower. With me.
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  Speaker 1: You can't stay in the dance man, you can't stand not.
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  Speaker 1: I don't either want it. Y'all want the damn flowers. Raccoons,
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  Speaker 1: because the only way to get rid of a raccoon.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if anything that's natural that you can
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  Speaker 1: get rid of raccoons. They have something. It's just you
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: have to try to poison them. But then that's crazy
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: because you're out there where they need Actually, yeah, exactly,
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: because California's hilly, mountainous, you know. You know the best
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: thing you could do is just make your trash unaccessible
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: by those very resistant garbage cans and nothing can get
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  Speaker 1: in there, possum raccoon. But let me tell you what
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: over there for is a sauce of food. Tell me
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: if you if I can get rid of them dogs
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: on frogs, frogs, and I'm talking about later at night.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: They just don't stop. It's not they're mating calls. I
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: don't know what they don't. Somebody says they were mating.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: That's that's their mating call because they are allowed. I
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  Speaker 1: have those. What about lizards? Don't bother me that my feet.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: Nothing crawling should be in the house. Nothing on lizards station,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: nothing for lizards. Those my patio pellets. The pellets. I've
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: heard that if you've got squirrels like at it, you
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: put mothballs down they don't like the smell of it,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: and then tell when him come down with them all.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: What is this about ants? Is very natural? You could
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: get rid of ants naturally. You know. I bought ant
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  Speaker 1: because I ain't got no time. But if you put
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: down cinnamon, as is gone. Yeah, man, they cannot deal
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: with Let's just just try it at you. How next
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: time you see a powder of ants on something, put
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: some centamon on it. They're gone. We're gonna talk Floyd Mayweather.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: He's done something special when we come back. Okay, Lloyd
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Mayweather has announced to get this guy's he wants to
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: be a part of the n b A all right,
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Floyd Money. Mayweather has posted a photo of him himself
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: shaking hands with Magic Johnson with the caption just had
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: a great meeting with at Magic Johnson. It's about time
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: for me to buy an NBA team. If you're ready
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: to sell your NBA team, please get in touch with me.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: I love it. Yes. Hashtag TMT, hashtag Michigan hashtag living legends. Businessmen. Yeah,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: but but some are reporting most league owners are billionaires,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: and while Mayweather has made a few hundred million during
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: his career, it seems like he'll have to stack up
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: some more money, some more cheese, uh and find or
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: either he could just find more partners, Steve, if he's
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: serious about purchasing a team, what you wouldn't be interested
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: in going in partners? You have to have partners. No,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: you could be a partner. You don't want to go
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: in with them? No, I don't have a kind of
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: I ain't got for me. The Lakers, they gotta be
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: real cheap. Any how much you seven dollars thinking about
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: buying a team. No, it's not. I mean Floyd is
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: a smart businessman. Him and his boy Hayman they're absolutely
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: brilliant and uh, you know, but people don't pick up
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: the phone to go here. You won't buy a team
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: and then make a lot of scrutiny too. It's a
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: lot of scrutiny. And if his background check will pass
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: to scrutiny that they go to buy a team. It's
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: a lot of good old boys, yea, And they're not
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I love may Well, don't
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: give me more. I think he didn't time though, so
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: it would it be hard, It'll be hard. They don't.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: They don't let that go, man, not with buying an NBA.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: It's making too much money. Man, they will not let
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: that go. You're having a record at all like that.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they'll let it go. Even if
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: he's turned his life around. And oh he's a great guy.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: I love he's a brilliant young businessman. I just don't
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: know if the league is going to allow that. You know,
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: they stopped Rushing Limbaugh from purchasing into a football team
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: because of his views. So they they're they they're all
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: they gotta do is find a couple of owners to
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: say no and then you out. That's all they need.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: That's like being in the billionaires club for real. Yeah,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: and Donald Sterling kind of messed it up lately with
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: his statements. So now an NBA has to really protect
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: their image because they can't had a bad boy image around.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: And the Magic is the president of the Lakers right now,
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: I think me Ja and Junior and Uncle Steve could
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: really go in and buy us when the lingerie football game,
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: now we get one of the man are his pants?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: I love that show. Good, so good. I just don't
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: know if I's stronger than me because I can't even
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: you know, tell him what to do. You ain't in
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: the game. Just buy the Panis That's all you gotta do.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It was so stupid. I'm
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: not doing you. You can't do Panis not You're so
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: big you can't do the best Sid and dumb he's
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: calling you guys, listen to me. Does the league make money?
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I just want to get tackled by
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: one of them. We should just run out there after
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: every place. We're trying to make money all the time.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: Just about Penis change man. We'll be back to close
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: out the show after this. I tried, we back. We
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: got time for just one more thing, and listen, don't
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  Speaker 1: We're not over there teaching you nothing, man, just going
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  Speaker 1: on now. We ain't seminars and going to parties, eating,
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  Speaker 1: drinking and chilling. We're gonna have one contest, a chill
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: contest to see who can chill the hall. Oh? I
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: like that? Is he up in a coconut tree? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Get up there. Gambling, plenty of shopping over there, great
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  Speaker 1: food over there man. And the Atlantis Resort, it is
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  Speaker 1: You still got time to put money down on it
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: and you can lay it away. Still got time, man, great,
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  Speaker 1: great people are getting excited about it, Steve. The momentum
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: is starting to build. Yeah, people get ready, Yeah, start setting,
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  Speaker 1: saying you need a lot of money, you know, no
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  Speaker 1: siminars nominar faith to keep the deal coming. You don't
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  Speaker 1: need no to you just I want to hear y'all
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  Speaker 1: saying one together, murder hit together. When will you have time, Steve, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I won't. We're to do it right here on the show.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: I just what I do. I just laid my track down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and ain't go you know, like I'm a real recording
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  Speaker 1: on I'm just put me here and laid my track down.
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  Speaker 1: You and I what am I to do with this? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Like jay Z you know that. Hey, but I go
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  Speaker 1: in and just lay it down. Ain't got nothing do
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  Speaker 1: with nothing? Yeah, you have to take around and put
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  Speaker 1: that in there somewhere. You have to sing around and
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  Speaker 1: make it funny. He did that. Man, this is gonna
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: be singing in in the Bahamas though, saying are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna sing? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'll buy myself. I'm having
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  Speaker 1: money on that. Take you for coming. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: he could take a shirt off for real, he could
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  Speaker 1: just perform. He did that. I'm taking my shirt up.
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  Speaker 1: It's really it's gonna be. It's gonna be oiled up.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna be pretty. Flip flops, the whole flips.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: How about a lingerie? Volleyball? I like that, Yeah, you
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: beats volletball. I don't like that what you're saying. I
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: don't like to say. Jay's oiling up the thong. Forget speed.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: That's way too much going up in there again. And
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: I know where I won't be. I won't be in
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: the water. I don't know that. I have a crisis own,
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: and I know that you better be walking behind fun
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  Speaker 1: looking for a good time to time me. You know what, man,
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: I even heard you say nothing like you you always
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: you know, putting the challenge out there. You know, like
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: you know you do twenty pull ups. You could jump
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: over me, you could be running. Heard no challenge man,
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: Juan Junior ever Seidl who was the fast, No need
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: to send it. After he shot his my hand off
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: the tread meal when we was working that that I
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: pretty much left that ball alone and I said, that's
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: that's not gonna because that was not what happened. Now
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: I will challenge Jake to a throng dance cont I'm
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: not scared of timing. You don't. Don't let me oil
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: up and put your own. This will make your vomit
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: you want, so I'll tell you what I raised Junior
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: cool and then you know you gotta do something legit
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: with on just like you. Who can who can do
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: twenty chin ups before the other one right there in
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: a row, and that's hard. I can't do push your
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: pull ups. Let's go down. I just stand and then
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: you ain't going out dan Jay in the contest and
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: we'll get all this covered. It's only cracking and see
• 1:39:32
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