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Last time on no latency. Who's Claire Jones again?
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Claire, you have an eyelash near your eye.
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Just let me get that real quick. Claire seems off.
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Very off. Is this actually Claire Jones?
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We're. Letting them work for you?
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Well, it might be dangerous to confront them head on until we
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know what they want. If we find a doppelganger, the
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original is either dead or captured.
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Cogito era some Do you know what a safe word is?
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So it's that super Chrome on your belt.
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Looks very fashionable. What's the return phrase then?
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I just freshly polished it. Very good.
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I would like to check on Claire. Yes, I will join if you I'm the
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sleeper. Wait, what?
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Oh, thank God. I thought I was ahead.
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Vivi. Yes, trade me.
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Yes. You are about to.
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Tear this thing apart. Oh, in the name of science, of
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course. We'll look at that.
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You did have some synthgo gone you?
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Hi, the superchrome on your hip is very fashionable.
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Thanks. I just polished it.
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OK, OK, good. I just polished it retro.
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Jeff, here you go. You're supposed to say thanks, I
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just polished it. He did.
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Right. Can someone turn him up?
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Oh, here you go. I just polished it.
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Did you get a pumpkin spice smoothie?
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Yes, he go. Thank you.
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I love pumpkin spice season. Yeah, it's getting close to
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Halloween. Yeah.
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So how did everybody sleep retro poorly?
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I got two hours, that's enough. Ah, did you finish the gun?
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Did you do the thing? I don't really care if you're
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tired. Did you do the thing?
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Yeah, yeah, I I got no, I need to roll anything for this.
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Yeah. OK, Do you remember the
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attachments? Oh my God, I.
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Don't care. You can.
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Was it very attached or you? Want What's the?
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33. +9 on weapons tech. Holy roll.
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Holy moly, that's like an explosion.
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Plus. All right.
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Well done. So I pull out the new and
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improved weapon that Iona wanted.
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It is now no longer pink and red.
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It is now a metallic shimmery jade green with some silver
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accents to it. Stunning.
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And it's got done a nice targeting sensor on there that
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we had taken from the last weapon to put on there and it's
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been filed down to be much more subtle, but now does a hollow
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display for the targeting sensor instead of just a large reticle.
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And it's also got that protective kind of array to it.
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So, like, unless you're actually like holding the weapon, you
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can't see the reticle to see where they're they're aiming at.
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Yeah, it it works. They're pretty good.
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I extended the the magazine by an additional 5 rounds and let's
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see here I oh I I changed the commands of course and that so
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that way I I know you don't like cute things so.
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You know, I kind of tuned it to, you know, more of a Iona
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Biotechnica kind of thing for you.
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Now I'm here. Here's some Here's a couple of
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dummy rounds if you want to go like.
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Practice shooting it? Sure.
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Yeah, so let's go and do it out and back.
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So we're not like shooting the gun off in the bar, because I'm
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sure ping's going to be really pissed off about that.
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Yes. I would very much like to see.
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This. Yeah.
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Hey, Jeb. Here, crush a beer with me.
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So that way Iona has things to shoot at.
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Oh yeah, you want a shotgun? This one.
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Yeah, sure. All right.
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Ready. Yep. 321 GO.
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Who won that one? It looks like it was Jeb.
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Fuck. Yeah, and I and I crushed the
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can. Damn it, Jeb.
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Ah, shit. Roll something to make sure you
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don't hurt yourself. Anything you like, I'm gonna go
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with evasion. Evasion.
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Yes. Evasion and 19?
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Yes, do a great job of crushing the can.
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And then you flick it around the back of your hand and it lands
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in the trash can. Nice.
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Hear you. That was, as that happens, it
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actively. Locks the next one in, but you
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have to have the setting on that, otherwise the stopper on
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it will just have it on single fire.
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So you have to actually cock it for each time that you then fire
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it for not on auto fire for it. Otherwise we don't want it
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slipping and just, you know, setting off as you put it in
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your holster. Right.
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OK. So we're in the alleyway.
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But yeah, so we'll. All right, job.
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Here's two more beers. Crush those, all right.
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Not the can. Just drink the beer.
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Right, right, right. And I'll go to the other side of
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the alleyway and I'll set the can that I drank over and I'll
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just whip my way back, OK? OK.
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OK. Alright.
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Go ahead and turn it on. I turn on the gun.
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Oh my gosh. That's amazing.
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I am liking this, Jeff. Could you put over those two
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other cans? Sure.
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At the end of the alley. Now, hurry back, hurry back.
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I'm. Going, I'm going, I'm going, all
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right, I I look down the hollow site and I fire. 21 That's +4,
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so 25. So every time you.
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Fire a money sound goes off. That's delightful.
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Two more cans. OK, let's see.
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That's another 25. Another 25 that's.
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One more can Iona you can do it. I can.
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I can do it and another 25 is. Broken.
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No, I just keep rolling sevens. Nice.
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So you've you, you shot all three of these cans.
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You rolled really well. I'm going to give you an
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inspiration for that, for helping us.
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We can nice for that cool moment in the alley.
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Wow, that was a a cool moment in the alley.
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That was neat. Thank you.
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It's, it's the gun. Thank you so much, Remy.
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It's. Oh, you could ever wanted.
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Yes, it's perfect. Great.
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Did you put REM where? On the hilt of the gun.
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Did I? Yeah.
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It's a cool logo. Nice to me.
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Oh, I must have done that. It's like second nature.
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I forgot that I was going with Remware now.
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Yeah, thanks for reminding me that.
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I did that and I forgot that. I didn't put that in there, but
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I really did. Thank you.
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You're welcome. You gave out business cards and
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everything. I I have a bunch of business
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cards. I forgot I didn't hear them out.
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I don't need anymore business cards, Retro.
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I need to make money somehow. You're like someone at Comic Con
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who gave them out a lot. You know, if you needed somebody
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to promote for you, I'm. I'm pretty good at that.
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Iona is quite good. Well, now that we've shot some
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cans in the alleyway and had our breakfast, should we go and see
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if we can get a boat? Yes, I guess we have to head to
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the docks. Dibs on the back.
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Oh oh, check this out. And Retro Retro runs to the van
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of White and just falls on sleep on the back.
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Bendel pushes a button and the elevator comes up while you guys
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are all in the alleyway and brings up Vanna White
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automatically. Oh shit, the Vanna White
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already. Went up.
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There, Retro. I was going to say before you
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ran downstairs. I got it.
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Ping gave me a key fob. You go, Jeb.
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That's for you now. Wow you retro you.
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Can activate the elevator with the Fobby thing.
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That's nice. Press it.
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No, no, wait. Ah, sends it back down.
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I'm not chasing it this time. Jeff, can you bring the van back
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up? Yeah, yeah, wants.
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To. OK, so let's get in and go to
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this docs place. Remy goes and opens the door.
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OK, that Jeb was going to fuck with me on that.
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All right, never mind Jeff. He climbs into the back.
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I'm not. Going to fuck with you.
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We're really good friends. I don't fuck with people.
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On purpose, it's always just by accident.
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Well, I think that's Remmy just projecting themselves on that
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point and Remmy's just going to curl up in the back, the back
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silently. No one really notices that your
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vehicle drive up to where you arrive.
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You arrive outside of a rates boats.
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Fishing Corner right now. I guess this is it.
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So has anybody like, been here before?
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Been to the docks, been in the water?
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Any of you like big into swimming or anything?
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Or boats? God no.
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Do you know how dirty this water is?
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Yeah. I mean.
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You. You.
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Drive, Do you? Ride boats.
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Yeah, anyone got like a life jacket or PFD or something?
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Because I'm sure they have life jackets.
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All right, because I. I don't do good with water, you
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know. I mean, I'm sure this place
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follows all the proper safety protocols for boats, right?
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Are you sort? It is nice city and you know.
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I'm just a little nervous telling me honest with you, I'm.
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Not being funny, but this place looks pretty rickety, but like
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it's on, it's on stilts. Jim, why are you all scared?
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No reason really. You still just water.
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Not, not on my thing. That's what I forgot.
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I forgot to bring the the seasickness pills up.
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Oh well, you. Forgot the seasickness pass.
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Yeah, I usually like to, you know, bring a couple before I go
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water in case a couple of you might get a little seasick or
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something, you know? It no.
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Maybe he's. Correct I.
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Might have something. Can I check my bag to see if I
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have ginger snaps? Sure.
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We're all can see a reveal object.
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I'm sure it will be fine. Look, we've been to space.
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I'm sure. I'm 16, yes.
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You have half a packet of ginger snaps left.
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I've got some ginger snaps. Gizzner snaps.
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And when anyone wants some of these Gizzner snaps, I guess
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some. They're frosted though.
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I know they're not for everybody.
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They're like sugar coated. Yeah.
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It's like ice stick one. Yeah, the ice one's gonna stick
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yellow. Oh, I've heard great things
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about Chester's. Yeah, they they they they do
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have a little bit of sea salt. On the top, I've heard.
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Oh, I've heard great things about Chester Snaps.
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I'll take one. OK, well this should help us.
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Why is it salty? Anyway they put.
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They put sea salt on the top of it.
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It's like the thing. OK.
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That's nice. Well.
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I'm sure this will help us on our boat expositions.
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Yeah, ginger. Sea salt.
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Who's gonna be sea sick now? Should we look around?
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Yeah, I guess we should. OK, we look around.
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Look around. Look around.
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It was a Friday night. How do we get there?
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Deduction the. Power is my.
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Deduction The side of the road is a long fence and you can see
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through it, and there are two buildings connected by walkways.
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That are all on stilts and then obscured.
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Is the pier out to the water where you assume there are some
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boats? You can see a mast or two over
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the buildings. Is it high or low tide?
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Mid, it's pretty mid, it's all right.
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Roll Tide. So we can get to those.
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There's an entrance at the very South of the road.
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Okay, I guess we just it's business so we can just go in
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right? Won't.
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Just go in. I guess we're just kind.
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Of going in, huh? I'm eating my business naps.
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I would wait till we're on the water, all right.
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I know. All right, I guess.
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I guess I'll go. It's just a room.
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Yeah, it's. Just A room.
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Don't worry, No. I mean like, there's no one
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here. All right.
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There's a desk. Where are all the people?
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Well, the doors business over here, excuse.
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We're here. Oh, there's there's someone
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outside. Don't there yet?
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You have to roll perception first.
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The door was open. You're going to open it and just
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walk around with. Hello.
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Roll Perception 17. I perceive that there's a door.
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You perceive that there's a door.
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What you perceive though, is you hear from just outside, inside
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what looks like the kitchen and what's locked into this bedroom.
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The sound of honking. Like, the door to the kitchen's
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open and I can see that there's somebody in there.
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You. See that there's somebody in
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there? Is that where the sound of the?
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Yes, that one's slightly louder. Hello.
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Hello. Oh no.
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God, we've run into a clown. Oh.
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No. Dear God.
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And bursting through the door is a large set human with a bag
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over his head and two guns. What the hell?
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This is a place of business. Role for initiative.
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Oh God. Is this like a theme thing?
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Is this a theme business? We love a theme.
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And as the battle commences, two other bozos burst into the room,
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all dressed the same. They're all wearing bags over
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their heads. What kind of bags are they?
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Are they like burlap sack bags? Are they like?
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Quickie Mart plastic bags. Do you want to roll Perception
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on what you see? Yes.
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Roll for it. I mean, what I'm seeing is
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terrifying, but is it terrifying?
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Geez, just annoying. And.
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Buck you. Up real good.
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Well, now I hate you. And.
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I want to eat your foot. 19 The bag on their head is about.
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It gives as much armor as like a piece of paper.
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Is it right? Okay.
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Well, I'm about to get some head.
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Then let's go for. It Whoa, whoa.
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That's. Whoa, that's what I heard.
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So the ginger jizz. The Jizzner.
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The. Gizzner snacks.
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These guys go to get some head who's?
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Your snacks BB. I'm going to pull out my Sanru
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Hello Kitty Ultra Kate Assault Pistol original version and.
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Prestigation. Yes, it's just as you break it
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out-of-the-box. The question is do I exotic or
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heavy SMG or auto fire handgun shoots twice, SMG shoots once.
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Thank you. All right.
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I shoot once. You're just going to shoot once?
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No, I'm going to try. I'm going to do the auto fire.
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Flip the auto fire switch and let's see what happens and who
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are you shooting? I'm going to shoot the one
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that's like right in front of me that came out of.
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The one that came out of the kitchen, so there's a fool right
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in front of you. So it's this bozo.
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You click this switch on the side of your gun and it giggles,
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and your auto fire mode is activated.
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You pull the trigger. And bullets rip across the room
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you hit because they are in that range and you just do normal
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damage. There's more where that came
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from. I'm going to just like kind of
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kneel over by this counter, so I'm at least a bit in cover, or
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at least I'm going to be in cover.
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According to this table and your gun, you can do that twice.
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I will. I will go ahead and fire again.
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12. 13 I will 13. Your second hail of bullets miss
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because 13 is too low. Oh, because it has to be 17 or
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higher. Oh.
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OK, well then I will duck down behind this counter and put
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myself into cover. You have made him step back from
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the desk in this room and he stands between the two doors,
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making him a slightly easy target for the others and you
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sneak down behind the desk. Right, yes.
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The full next to the guy that you just shot, VB.
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Steps forward against the desk and points his gun at please.
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On me. The suspense is killing me.
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Please on me. We're doing it oldfashioned
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ways. Retro and they point their heavy
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pistol at you and fire hitting for a triple crit fail on damage
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of three ones. Wow.
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The fuck shit it. Just pings just.
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Off they shoot you a second time.
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This crits and you actually see a huge piece of your shield
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shear off as it tries to recompile itself around you, and
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it kind of gives you a spook and does 10 damage +2 to your
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shield. That was really cool.
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No. Yes, it was cowboy.
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You're going to die, clown, I'm. Not a bozo.
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Yet. And you're not going to be 1
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because I'm going to fuck you up.
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Yes. Get him, Vandel.
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It's my turn. Get him.
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Right. Vandel's just going to jump over
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the counter and come down on the one that just shot.
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Ready. I'm.
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Going. To fuck you up.
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But this sword? And they pull the sword out with
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one quick motion, elbowing them in the face, knock them to the
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ground, and slice them across the chest.
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The material that they're wearing is very thin.
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It gets heavily destroyed. Bendel does 20 damage to this
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person rolling a crit. Good job, Bendel.
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I was. Getting 2D6 to roll on the
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Critical Injuries table. Yes.
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Don't forget you have another attack.
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OK, and they twist the knife and you hear the guy's left lung
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collapse. Blood starts to pour out of his
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mouth as a lot of damage has happened to this person.
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What's that? Should I just finish him off?
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Go ahead. And then they'll pulls the sword
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out and flips it round and slices down again by pushing
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their foot against their chest and just rubbing their heel into
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the previous wind. Face Bozo on the ground starts
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screaming in agony as the sword pierces his chest once again.
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My God. And that's under half health.
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Bendel places their foot slightly to the left and and
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breaks the shoulder bone, causing this guy's left arm
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after go long. That's right.
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Who's the fool? Now that's quite funny.
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Well, I guess it's time to start shooting, huh?
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And pops up over the the counter lays his the two handles of the
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of his two Colt 45. Pappy's Colt 40 fives with the
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Pearl handles in set and just. The fool between the two doors
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gets hit 29 and 29. Jeez, Louise.
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Can't miss. I can't miss can't.
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Miss now these fantastic and ornate family heirlooms of
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Pappy's Grand Grand Pappy's Colt 40 fives.
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The Fool takes a step back. He's alright, but a lot of his
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shirt has been shredded and it's essentially a a Tarzan like look
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as the bag continues to obscure his face.
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Yep, checks out. The fool in the other side of
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the room. There are three in here.
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He pulls out his guns and shoots.
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You. Jeb.
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Oh boy. Ooh, A.
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Crit. Ooh, that's not great.
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Bullet hits you square on the side and does 9 damage, which I
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imagine is just blading your armor by one.
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He shoots again. This bullet completely misses
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rolling a nine. That is bad.
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Now my aunt going to have to get that patched up.
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And the fool heads towards the door.
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OK, well I'm, I'm, I'm pretty pissed off now.
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I'm. Going to go ahead and move my
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way over to here, sandwiching myself between these three
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clowns so I could take any one of them at one time and I'll
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shoot the one at the door with my new shotgun, the K Tech Tech
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Hammer. 25, yes. You hit this dude.
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Is that a shotgun? Yeah, he's got armor piercing.
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Yeah, yeah. All right, so his armor, you
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basically shredded his shirt. There's very little of it left
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and the guy slams against the door as he gets hit you cause.
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Silly amounts of damage. Oh, we just get silly up in this
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pitch. Do you?
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Do anything else? That's all I can do.
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This is a single shot shotgun. Now I don't have two shots
25:03
anymore. Because that's OP.
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Listen, clowns. Whoever you are, why don't you
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tell us why you're here and then we can decide whether or not
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we're going to kill you. Why is it that we whenever we
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come into some sort of place, business or establishment,
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there's never just good folk? I was just wondering that we
25:25
always get attacked. And has been quite a thing
25:28
recently. I guess that's just not city
25:30
any. Also, they shot at me.
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We're just trying. To get bozos causing chaos and.
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Fucking shit up. Why this establishment?
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We. Could fuck shit up.
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From a boat. And then the.
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Maybe the boss will make us proper bozos.
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Hell yeah, Hong Kong. The boss You have Who's your
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boss? Happy telling.
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And why are you flossing? With guns cyber punk in it.
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Well, listen, if you're not good enough to be bozos.
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Then you're not good enough to fight us.
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And I'm going to point the gun behind me at the person at the
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door, the fool at the door. I'm going to flip that switch.
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I'm on the wrong sheet. I'm going to flip that switch to
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auto fire. I love Corpo.
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And fire. So plus four.
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Damn, only one, but it multiplies for every point above
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17. No, above 15.
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This is a different gun. Look at the DV chart.
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So it's times 3. 33 damage. 33 damage.
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Did you shoot the guy at the door that Rami just shot?
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Blow his fucking head off and the bag split into pieces and
27:10
it's more health than he has. Like genuinely A20 left.
27:13
This guy is dead and it's gruesome.
27:16
Don't even blink. Oh.
27:18
Fuck. Oh, oh shit.
27:20
Head hunter. I'm going to flip that switch
27:22
back to handgun now. If you want to end up like your
27:25
friend, you can stay here or you can head out.
27:30
You don't need to be here. Roll the face down.
27:33
Cool. Plus reputation plus one D10.
27:34
Yes. OK, face off, right?
27:37
Face down. Face off is down.
27:40
Did I say face off? No, it's face down.
27:42
Yeah. Face Off is a Nicolas Cage
27:44
movie, right? Right.
27:45
OK, I always thought it was. OK.
27:48
That's 18. 18 All right, well, I wrote that too.
27:53
So these one of them's on the ground with a collapsed lung and
27:56
a broken arm. The other one between the two
27:59
doors is in a little bit of pain, but.
28:03
They're they're not dead yet. What do?
28:05
You what do you want it to do? Take the stupid bags off your
28:11
heads and get out of here. Takes the bag off his head.
28:14
I'm. Not do that.
28:15
Am I not a bozo? Apparently not.
28:18
Oh, you've been the Bose of that?
28:20
OK. You're.
28:22
Just me, the bag, Craig, or whatever your name was, It's.
28:25
Got my blood on it. Vend I'll take the bag.
28:29
OK, give Give me the bag. Give me the bag.
28:32
OK. And you on the ground.
28:34
If I let you go, are you going to do anything?
28:36
No, I want that baby. Are you going to?
28:41
Know. I broke his arm, so.
28:43
I suppose I should. Take both their bags.
28:48
Give it. Give me your bag as well.
28:49
But I like it. Give it to me now and.
28:51
Then Dell collects the bags, the one that the one that was on the
28:55
head of the guy at the door. It's in like 18 pieces and it's
28:58
not worth recovering. So you know.
29:00
No, I didn't. Didn't worry.
29:02
About it. All right, let me look at your
29:03
arm. Oh, you're not laughing now, are
29:05
you? Huh?
29:05
Huh. Not pose anymore.
29:08
Please stop. Do we break your funny bone?
29:10
Is that what we did? Huh.
29:11
Was that real funny? OK.
29:14
Thanks. I'm also.
29:15
Gonna my arm. I'm gonna hold Jeb back.
29:17
I'm like Jeb. Don't go in there.
29:19
It's gonna. Please don't.
29:23
Yeah, playing. My lung really hurt.
29:25
You patch him up and these two. Suddenly ex bozos that you've
29:30
convinced to leave, start to hobble towards the front door.
29:34
So, and tell your friends too not to mess with no latency.
29:39
OK. Is that the name of our crew or
29:42
just the place where we hang out?
29:45
Oh. Sorry.
29:48
Did you did you leave the gas on?
29:50
The gas on. Yeah, when we were looking at
29:52
the boat, did you leave? The And then you hear a huge
29:55
explosion. Sorry.
29:59
And they leave. Please tell me I can kill him.
30:01
Please. Come on.
30:01
I don't want to be a liar. I said they were gonna die.
30:04
I've left. Now, is that all of our boats
30:06
that they just exploded? Didn't we need one of those
30:09
gonna go peer out the window or peer out the door and check?
30:12
Going behind the corner. Jeb, don't eat the clown.
30:16
I'm not gonna eat the clown. It's gonna have a funny after
30:19
taste. Jeb Roll.
30:20
Resist torture drugs. Geez. 14 You do not have to eat
30:24
the dead guy on the ground. As you explore the area on some
30:28
of the connected bridges, there are different paths.
30:31
At the end of one of these is a porta potty, seemingly the only
30:34
bathroom in this place. A jiggle lock that vacant or is
30:39
it occupied? Oh.
30:40
It is vacant. Shit.
30:42
Some, yes. Disgusting Remy are.
30:45
You using the porta potty. What?
30:47
No, maybe Hold on. Just watching the roll 20 door
30:52
closed. OK, I feel good.
30:59
All right. You know, right?
31:02
Sure. I need to tell you this funny
31:03
story. So me and my me and my gal pals,
31:07
we were going, we were like at this warehouse and there was a
31:11
guy in the poor a porta potty at the warehouse and we kicked the
31:16
porta potty with the guy in there.
31:18
What? Oh, you did tipping.
31:21
I love tipping. Yes, it was a lot of fun.
31:25
Wait. It was at a warehouse.
31:27
Was it? Was it at like a male warehouse
31:31
like where you get packages and such?
31:33
It was this warehouse called Warehouse 25.
31:35
Oh, I know that one. Yeah, that's all those really
31:38
weird Irish guys in it. Yeah.
31:42
Yeah, yeah. And I think there was one on the
31:45
toilet and. That is now an awesome running
31:48
joke we have. Like we have to do that like
31:50
once a month now just to topple that porta potty.
31:53
I know. Anyway, I I just want to share
31:56
that funny story because. Do you have here that?
32:01
There's there's a there's someone saying help behind this
32:03
locked door. Over here guys, over here.
32:07
I know the porta potty is interesting, but it is a dead
32:09
end down here. Hi, this door is locked.
32:13
Remy, could you do the honors? Alright, I'll work my magic
32:18
fingers and insert it into the lock.
32:21
Oh, so essentially there's. No need for that.
32:27
Oh, you just have to hit it just the right spot. 17 Yes, the door
32:38
unlocks. Hello.
32:50
Hello. Hello.
32:52
Hello. Hello.
32:53
Hello. Hi.
32:55
Hello, and there's a a becheveled looking man who's
32:59
wearing a Tri corner hat tied to a chair.
33:02
Hello your. ER, to you too.
33:06
Are you bozos? No.
33:08
Do we look like bozos? What the fuck do you just call
33:10
me? I mean, you guys look like a
33:13
bunch of no, you're here to save me.
33:14
Please tell me you're here to save me.
33:15
You know what? You know, I didn't find anything
33:17
in here. I think we can just like walk.
33:19
No, no. Wait.
33:19
No, I have money. I'll pay you your I have
33:22
treasure and stuff. Are you a pirate?
33:26
No. So it's not a themed?
33:28
That's such a silly question. It's not a theme place.
33:30
I think we have to leave then. No, my name is π.
33:33
This is my place. Ohh.
33:35
Are you π rates? That's me.
33:37
Yes, that's yeah, we had the the family of rates.
33:39
We we have boats. Yeah.
33:40
Nine Pi, nice to meet you. Π like the like the number.
33:43
Ohh no like the not like the actual symbol Pi I.
33:46
No, no. Like, no.
33:47
Just Pi π. Like putting the symbol into
33:50
forms doesn't work because no one lets you do one.
33:52
Character. Oh, that makes I spelt it P i.e.
33:57
I get the joke. What joke?
34:00
I'm tied to a chair. Did you get rid of the bozos?
34:03
Yeah. Yeah, we got rid of them.
34:06
And oh, good, fair, they weren't exactly.
34:08
What was the explosion? My boat.
34:11
Possibly. We haven't investigated it yet.
34:14
Oh fuck. Right.
34:15
Well, could you untie me from the chair?
34:17
Yes. I was so sorry this is so
34:19
awkward. Very.
34:20
Much. There you go.
34:22
Oh, Mr. It's. You just call me Pie.
34:26
You're right. Well, let's have a look.
34:28
See. Get off.
34:29
Thank you very much. Everybody's very close.
34:31
Thank you. Excuse me.
34:33
Right. Let's go check on the boats.
34:34
And he guides you through the building.
34:36
Come along, friends. Don't shoot me in the back.
34:38
Never. I would never shoot you in the
34:40
back. Well, it's Night City, you know.
34:43
Watch out for that dead bozo. Oh oh God, did you remove his
34:48
head? No, I shot it off.
34:51
Oh, nice. Oh.
34:53
God no. A beautiful boat.
34:58
You're we are indeed. Well, the boat seems fine.
35:02
The fuck The engine That's going to take me fucking days to fix.
35:07
Oh wait, and the fuel exploded. That was my allocation this
35:11
month. Shit, look.
35:13
I'm gonna be honest with you guys.
35:14
Are you here for a boat ride? You are, yes, yes.
35:18
Yeah. You are.
35:20
All right, where where do you need to go?
35:23
To the bottom of the Davey Jones locker.
35:27
You taking the piss, mate? You're.
35:30
I mean, I just took a piss, so. It's nice, but also did you
35:35
flush and they were born a party?
35:36
Like does the porta potty flush. Yes.
35:39
Holy shit you guys. Well, if it's real, you let it
35:42
in the city. Let's.
35:44
Recycle, buddy. Come on.
35:45
Absolutely, yeah. Well, did you?
35:47
Where where do you really need to go?
35:49
Does somebody have coordinates? Oh, I have coordinates.
35:54
Yeah, it's an it's an oil rig that we're looking to go to.
35:58
Ohh for reasons. Alright well that's pretty far.
36:01
So the issue is I don't have a working engine right now.
36:06
It's going to take a few days to fix but.
36:08
You saved my life. So this, this Mr. Rate, this Pi
36:12
rate that stands before you will sail you wherever you need to
36:15
go. Because so far you've saved me
36:19
and not tried to shoot me. So that's great.
36:23
Thanks. I could take a look at that
36:25
engine for you if you want. Yes, great.
36:28
I mean from my tertiary look at it, it probably will take me
36:31
till a little bit after Halloween I think.
36:34
That's fine. We're probably.
36:37
Going to need a bigger boat. Next time on No.
36:51
Latency. Happy Halloween, everyone.
36:58
What's? Everybody dressing up as all.
37:00
Right. Why do you think I came in
37:02
costume? Or maybe you've been a sexy
37:04
nurse this whole time. Why is Jeb working with Glass?
37:07
Claire. Well, I suppose it's a good
37:09
thing that Claire's already here.
37:11
We're going to the Brain Dance place to get you some brain
37:14
dances. Yeah, I don't know.
37:16
I've never done a brain dance before.
37:18
I wanna be honest, I'm not sure what your D is.
37:20
Nice. Place you got here, it's, uh
37:23
sure is shiny. I like your couches.
37:27
How do you do this? You should have.
37:28
Might be dressed up though, you know, cuz it's Halloween.
37:31
Do you have any battle royales? Oh my God.
37:34
Oh, I think it's terrifying. It looks like the Slender Man,
37:38
except its face is. Like it does.
37:41
It does look like that. I saw the Epis again and it
37:44
stared back into me. I was having a good time.
37:46
I mean, it was a little scary there, but I did enjoy myself.
37:50
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38:18
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