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- 0:01Speaker 1: Y'all know what time.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Y'all don't know y'all be.
- 0:06Speaker 3: At all at all, So.
- 0:10Speaker 2: Giving them black.
- 0:12Speaker 4: All bu bus things and boozy.
- 0:21Speaker 3: Listening to schell to hand.
- 0:35Speaker 5: I don't joy, yeah, joy, you don't.
- 1:03Speaker 6: Love you.
- 1:17Speaker 7: You gotta turn, got to turn them out turn You
- 1:40Speaker 7: probably got to turn mouth.
- 1:44Speaker 3: A wad of the money upo me, come.
- 1:53Speaker 2: Me, come on your.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Uh huh I shall Good morning everybody. You all listening
- 2:02Speaker 1: to the voice, come on dig me now one and
- 2:05Speaker 1: on is Steve Harvey Man got a radio show? How
- 2:08Speaker 1: good is God? Think about it? Just take a slight
- 2:11Speaker 1: inventory of your own life and say it to yourself
- 2:14Speaker 1: when you get through, how good is God? Think of
- 2:17Speaker 1: all the small things, all this, because that's him. You breathing,
- 2:20Speaker 1: that's him. You still here, that's him. You got another chance?
- 2:26Speaker 1: That's him. You ain't out of here. That's him. You
- 2:30Speaker 1: got any measure of health, that's him. You think it's
- 2:33Speaker 1: more to it than it really is than it already
- 2:35Speaker 1: showed up to be. That's him.
- 2:37Speaker 2: All of that.
- 2:38Speaker 1: You got, any dreams and aspirations you dream of other things,
- 2:42Speaker 1: that's him. All that, that's him, that's him. Him. Clothes
- 2:46Speaker 1: you got, that's him. Every time you eat. That's why
- 2:49Speaker 1: they had this thing called you say you're grace, that's him.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Say that's him, man, that's him. It's amazing when you
- 2:55Speaker 1: take a small inventory how you find out how big
- 2:58Speaker 1: God really is in your life. Now, the more you
- 3:00Speaker 1: turn yourself over to him, the bigger he can be.
- 3:03Speaker 8: For you.
- 3:03Speaker 1: See, he'll only be as big as you let him.
- 3:06Speaker 1: It's one thing about God. Now, he's a gentleman. He
- 3:09Speaker 1: can make you do anything. You know, you get too
- 3:13Speaker 1: big for him, you know, you you lose your humbleness.
- 3:18Speaker 1: He can humble you.
- 3:19Speaker 6: Now.
- 3:20Speaker 1: God created man with the power of choice. We're the
- 3:26Speaker 1: only creature he created that. He gave us the total
- 3:29Speaker 1: power of choice when we mate, who we mate with.
- 3:32Speaker 1: You know everything, all of it.
- 3:35Speaker 6: Man.
- 3:36Speaker 1: It's the choice what we want to be, how much
- 3:38Speaker 1: we want to make, where we want to live, with
- 3:40Speaker 1: climate we want to live in. We can live in
- 3:42Speaker 1: cold climates, hot climates. You know, we speak different languages.
- 3:46Speaker 1: You can go learn another language. A bear can't do
- 3:50Speaker 1: nothing but be a bear. Is he can't go learn
- 3:54Speaker 1: how to be a fox. He can't go learn how
- 3:58Speaker 1: to be an hotter. Ain't an ostrich? Is an ostrich?
- 4:01Speaker 6: Man.
- 4:02Speaker 1: He can't come out here and fight like a lion.
- 4:05Speaker 1: A lion is a lion. A lion eat meat. He
- 4:07Speaker 1: can't eat vegetables. I don't care how much meat ain't around.
- 4:11Speaker 1: He'll lay down and pull up out of here and
- 4:13Speaker 1: die because he can't eat grass. He just a lion.
- 4:17Speaker 9: Man.
- 4:18Speaker 1: You understand this that God gave us. We are the
- 4:21Speaker 1: one creature he created that has total power of choice.
- 4:25Speaker 1: You can make every decision in your life. What kind
- 4:28Speaker 1: of watch you like? That's the one you can buy.
- 4:31Speaker 1: You want to live in Switzerland, go ahead. You don't
- 4:35Speaker 1: like Switzerland, you can move to Miami. You want to
- 4:39Speaker 1: live your life for crime, go ahead.
- 4:42Speaker 8: That's you.
- 4:43Speaker 1: He gave you the power choice you want to do?
- 4:45Speaker 6: Right?
- 4:45Speaker 1: Come on, So now look at this thing.
- 4:50Speaker 2: We are all.
- 4:52Speaker 1: The results of a series of decisions that we have made.
- 5:00Speaker 1: We could just identify that the problem is us. We
- 5:05Speaker 1: could began the solution. See that's the problem, y'all, it's us.
- 5:11Speaker 2: It's what we do.
- 5:12Speaker 1: I threw my life down the hill. I can't tell
- 5:15Speaker 1: you how many years based on some decisions that I
- 5:19Speaker 1: was making. Now I can justify my decision where I
- 5:21Speaker 1: wasn't happy and I was doing this and I was
- 5:24Speaker 1: in miserying y'all on that ain yesteve when you get
- 5:27Speaker 1: through you made the decisions though, and you can look
- 5:30Speaker 1: at this anyway you want to, y'all. But at the
- 5:32Speaker 1: end of the day, I'm just talking to people that's
- 5:34Speaker 1: really really wanting to improve their position in life. And
- 5:38Speaker 1: how do you do that? You got to have a solution.
- 5:42Speaker 1: How do you come up with a solution? You got
- 5:44Speaker 1: to identify the problem to even began to solve it.
- 5:51Speaker 1: But if the problem ain't ever you, how you gonna
- 5:55Speaker 1: solve something that ain't you?
- 5:58Speaker 2: See?
- 6:00Speaker 1: Okay, let me look at this one. If somebody say, like,
- 6:05Speaker 1: I got a child of mine, man, I just do
- 6:07Speaker 1: right here. Man, I don't even wanna get into it
- 6:10Speaker 1: this morning, bore. I'm struggling with this this boy. But man,
- 6:14Speaker 1: you go to people, you ask them why they do
- 6:16Speaker 1: something I just did. I just wasn't taking care of business?
- 6:20Speaker 1: Why I just didn't take care of business? Boy, do
- 6:25Speaker 1: you understand that your life is gonna be filled with
- 6:27Speaker 1: you got to take care of business? So when you're
- 6:29Speaker 1: gonna start, you know, I man, you can't.
- 6:33Speaker 8: You can't.
- 6:34Speaker 1: You can't go through life blaming everybody.
- 6:36Speaker 2: It's got to be you. See, you can fix you.
- 6:39Speaker 1: You can't fix nobody else if you keep getting married
- 6:42Speaker 1: and the marriages don't work. Hello, Hello, Hello, could it
- 6:46Speaker 1: be you? South found They had to sit down and
- 6:50Speaker 1: just make that decision. Ain'tn't need to be coming on
- 6:53Speaker 1: the radio talking about nobody else and what they did
- 6:55Speaker 1: to me, and y'all just don't know. No, no, no, man,
- 6:58Speaker 1: what about the part you cause? See, if you got
- 7:01Speaker 1: a good marriage, you got a part to play in that.
- 7:04Speaker 1: If you got a bad one, you got a part
- 7:05Speaker 1: to play in that. Even if it just get down
- 7:10Speaker 1: to you the one picked them, how about that, mister, mister,
- 7:13Speaker 1: I made a decision. The problem is usually within yourself.
- 7:18Speaker 1: Do you know that's the quickest and easy way to
- 7:20Speaker 1: fix your life. That way, you ain't got to check
- 7:23Speaker 1: with nobody. Here's the beauty of going on and admitting
- 7:26Speaker 1: that it's you. You don't have to check or clear
- 7:30Speaker 1: it with nobody to start the repair process. You don't
- 7:34Speaker 1: need anybody's permission. You ain't got to put it before
- 7:37Speaker 1: the review board to see if it will pass. It
- 7:39Speaker 1: ain't got to go through Congress. You ain't got to
- 7:42Speaker 1: hope that your local politician get their hands on it
- 7:44Speaker 1: and make a phone call for you. You ain't got
- 7:47Speaker 1: to ask any counselors to come in and sit with you.
- 7:49Speaker 1: You don't have to check into rehair. All you got
- 7:51Speaker 1: to do is decide the problem is me. I'm gonna
- 7:55Speaker 1: start changing me. I didn't to find the problem and
- 8:02Speaker 1: start with the part that you can own up to.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Once you identify the problem, you can start planning on
- 8:12Speaker 1: how to fix this or how to get to accomplishing something.
- 8:15Speaker 1: But remember this planing is important. If you fail to plan,
- 8:21Speaker 1: then please plan to fail. If you don't know how
- 8:25Speaker 1: to make a plan, let's just start with the basics.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Just make a list of what you want. Make this
- 8:33Speaker 1: list and then go to God in prayer with an
- 8:37Speaker 1: open mind and open your mind up to all the
- 8:43Speaker 1: clean opportunities that are available. Hear why a lot of
- 8:47Speaker 1: people won't succeed because certain opportunities come along you don't
- 8:50Speaker 1: want to do them. That kills me. Man, when I
- 8:53Speaker 1: hear here, I ain't doing that. I know young comedians
- 8:56Speaker 1: that come to me all the time talking about man
- 8:58Speaker 1: with you, and I say, man, just take every gear
- 9:00Speaker 1: you can, no matter what it pays. Well, listen to me, son,
- 9:06Speaker 1: you can go make that money that it pay, or
- 9:08Speaker 1: you can make the decision to sit at home and
- 9:11Speaker 1: make no money. It's a comedy, hard business. They ain't
- 9:15Speaker 1: paying but one hundred dollars. You gotta drive fifty miles.
- 9:19Speaker 1: But if you drive fifty miles and you make the
- 9:21Speaker 1: hundred and you stand on that stage for thirty minutes,
- 9:24Speaker 1: you are now thirty minutes better than you was the
- 9:26Speaker 1: last time you went on stage. Oh, man, they ain't man,
- 9:31Speaker 1: they don't pay me. I ain't coming. You ain't finna
- 9:33Speaker 1: be a comedian, man, not not like this here. A
- 9:37Speaker 1: lot of people just don't want to do what's necessary
- 9:40Speaker 1: to do. So when the opportunity presents itself and you
- 9:43Speaker 1: open up your mind to it, man, then get ready
- 9:46Speaker 1: to go on and do it. Man, identify your problem today.
- 9:51Speaker 1: Start with the part that'sh you.
- 9:54Speaker 4: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 10:01Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages.
- 10:07Speaker 1: This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This show is
- 10:12Speaker 1: geared towards a few things on a daily basis. First
- 10:16Speaker 1: of all, inspiration. We try to inspire you, remind you
- 10:21Speaker 1: of the goodness of God. Motivation so that you could
- 10:24Speaker 1: be the best you that you can possibly be. Then
- 10:27Speaker 1: we are here to entertain very important, last but not least,
- 10:33Speaker 1: we will be slightly informative if you want all information,
- 10:37Speaker 1: see any infocs that that ain't what we here for.
- 10:44Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. This is to hurt Shirley's feeling. This
- 10:50Speaker 1: is who we is, duh, Steve Harvey, Now show just
- 11:01Speaker 1: like that, Sheldon start being called real mister Monica Junior
- 11:05Speaker 1: and the legend that is nephew change and boy, tell
- 11:08Speaker 1: you something that felt so good?
- 11:12Speaker 2: What's on your mind? Yeah? Tell me this.
- 11:18Speaker 1: Go to edge coach. They gotta take their first coat off.
- 11:20Speaker 1: Go ahead, you.
- 11:24Speaker 10: What's the what's the biggest mind shift you know that
- 11:26Speaker 10: you had to make to change your life?
- 11:29Speaker 11: Your biggest mindset shift? What did you change at one point?
- 11:34Speaker 2: You don't never as nothing? Stupid?
- 11:38Speaker 1: Well because you know because the next that I got
- 11:42Speaker 1: this student, because we know you next So why why
- 11:47Speaker 1: killing the first thing in the morning with shooting? I
- 11:50Speaker 1: just told you what your show us about.
- 11:54Speaker 2: Yeah that did I say?
- 11:56Speaker 4: Stupid?
- 11:57Speaker 1: You know we got you? So here we are. See
- 12:01Speaker 1: that's right there, Junior, that's the one of the biggest
- 12:04Speaker 1: mind shifts right there. Don't let other people's ignorance affect
- 12:13Speaker 1: your intelligence.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Now, I had already said, I'm.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Gonna give you an example of today. I said, this
- 12:22Speaker 1: is who we is sure and I felt that was enough.
- 12:29Speaker 1: So then I came to you. I said, Junior, what
- 12:31Speaker 1: was on your mind today? Then you asked me this question?
- 12:33Speaker 1: Then guess what he said? Why you don't never ask nothing?
- 12:37Speaker 1: Because I had done enough in the beginning. Now you
- 12:40Speaker 1: go double down on it. Now, people listening to the
- 12:43Speaker 1: show trying to figure out what's wrong with us this morning.
- 12:49Speaker 1: Inspirational motivation, ignorance. As soon as we come back, we're
- 12:55Speaker 1: gonna run that prank back, and then the ignorance begin.
- 13:00Speaker 4: Oh you heard him right after that?
- 13:03Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's it.
- 13:05Speaker 4: That's it makes sense, doesn't.
- 13:10Speaker 1: So you know that's it, man, Junior. I didn't really
- 13:13Speaker 1: get a chance to ask you a question, but because
- 13:15Speaker 1: he jumped in. That's one of the things right there.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Don't let another person's ignorance affect your intelligence.
- 13:23Speaker 4: All right, that's for closing.
- 13:25Speaker 8: That's a good clue.
- 13:26Speaker 2: That'd be greatful clothing.
- 13:27Speaker 1: No it ain't, No, it ain't. That's just for this moment.
- 13:29Speaker 8: Here.
- 13:30Speaker 12: Okay, we'll think of something else. I'm sure you will.
- 13:33Speaker 12: All right, Thank you guys. Coming up at thirty two
- 13:35Speaker 12: minutes after the hour, we will hear from the Nephew.
- 13:38Speaker 12: Like Uncle Steve said as he runs that prank back
- 13:41Speaker 12: right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. It's
- 13:49Speaker 12: a new year, and the Lave is here to help
- 13:52Speaker 12: you keep your new year's resolutions on track, whether it's
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- 14:07Speaker 12: your goals. Don't let body pain slow you down. Keep
- 14:10Speaker 12: going with the lead because this year is your year.
- 14:13Speaker 12: Use as directed for minor aches and pains. The Nephew
- 14:17Speaker 12: is here to run that prank back. What you got
- 14:19Speaker 12: for us, Tommy?
- 14:20Speaker 9: I got weed in the church van, Shirley, weed in
- 14:24Speaker 9: the church van.
- 14:28Speaker 4: What do you need to wait for in the church van?
- 14:32Speaker 4: You going to church?
- 14:33Speaker 5: Shame?
- 14:34Speaker 9: That's the person driving the band got the weed in
- 14:36Speaker 9: the van. I ain't got the weed in the van.
- 14:38Speaker 9: This the person in the band that dried a band
- 14:39Speaker 9: that picked these people. That's who got the weed in
- 14:42Speaker 9: the van.
- 14:43Speaker 4: That's a shame. He needs to be fired.
- 14:46Speaker 6: Y'all.
- 14:46Speaker 2: Church ain't never had no weed in the van. Nobody.
- 14:49Speaker 4: No, we don't have our own cars. We don't know
- 14:52Speaker 4: and know.
- 14:54Speaker 8: No.
- 14:56Speaker 2: Okay, let's go catch that, y'a.
- 14:58Speaker 4: So oh no, you're front.
- 15:03Speaker 8: Yeah only church.
- 15:05Speaker 2: I ain't got no, ain't got no weed.
- 15:06Speaker 6: Help. Hello, I'm trying to reach Dan, brother, brother Dan.
- 15:14Speaker 8: Then hello, hello the cause, let's see you.
- 15:18Speaker 6: I'm trying to read brother dare brother Dad? Oh listen? Okay, yeah,
- 15:23Speaker 6: this brother Scott from the church from about the Baptist Hello, yeah,
- 15:28Speaker 6: I call you. I'm trying to get a little information
- 15:31Speaker 6: about the church brand. What's what's your schedule? Uh?
- 15:34Speaker 8: Uh?
- 15:34Speaker 6: Will you drive the church brand? What's what's your schedule? Uh?
- 15:38Speaker 8: Drive Wednesday, Fridays and Sundays.
- 15:42Speaker 6: Okay, Wednesday, Friday, This Sunday, now Sunday. What what is
- 15:47Speaker 6: that schedule?
- 15:49Speaker 8: Oh, Sunday.
- 15:50Speaker 13: I usually started about eight o'clock in the morning, probably
- 15:53Speaker 13: a little early.
- 15:54Speaker 8: It depending on some of the elderly people that I
- 15:56Speaker 8: have to go pick up and bring to the church.
- 15:58Speaker 13: Make sure they get there okay, and get situated and
- 16:02Speaker 13: make sure they're on time for the service and whatnot.
- 16:05Speaker 6: Okay, and then you take them back home after service
- 16:09Speaker 6: is over.
- 16:10Speaker 13: Yes, I try to get all of them back home,
- 16:11Speaker 13: unless they got family members or something that come up
- 16:13Speaker 13: there and leat them up there and want to take
- 16:15Speaker 13: them to.
- 16:15Speaker 8: Dinner or something afterwards. But you should get everybody back home.
- 16:19Speaker 6: Okay, Okay. Now this class Sunday, which is part of
- 16:24Speaker 6: the reason why I'm calling you. Uh, They saying that
- 16:28Speaker 6: some of the church members that was on the band
- 16:32Speaker 6: this Sunday, they are complaining, saying that that the church
- 16:38Speaker 6: Vand was spending like weed when they got on that.
- 16:41Speaker 6: Excuse me, they say the church Vand was spending like
- 16:46Speaker 6: weed when they got on there. And you are the
- 16:49Speaker 6: person that was driving them.
- 16:52Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no no no not not not
- 16:53Speaker 8: the van that I'm driving.
- 16:55Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 16:56Speaker 8: I don't I didn't smoke weed in no van.
- 16:59Speaker 6: Uh. Do you smoke weed?
- 17:01Speaker 8: No? I don't smoke weed.
- 17:03Speaker 13: I mean not currently, I mean before, But I don't
- 17:05Speaker 13: smoke weed now and I would smoke we before picking
- 17:08Speaker 13: some people up to go to No thirst.
- 17:11Speaker 8: Now, where are you carry it from? Who told you this?
- 17:15Speaker 6: Well? All I know is what what? What's come down
- 17:18Speaker 6: the pipeline is They saying that that a couple of
- 17:20Speaker 6: the members came complaints.
- 17:23Speaker 8: See see now see this just happened last week about
- 17:26Speaker 8: this pipeline.
- 17:26Speaker 13: I want to know who the pipeline is because just
- 17:29Speaker 13: last week they came in me talking about that I
- 17:32Speaker 13: was using the van to go places that I wanted
- 17:34Speaker 13: to go to on my personal time.
- 17:35Speaker 8: Now I don't do that.
- 17:36Speaker 6: I don't do stuff like that.
- 17:38Speaker 9: Now.
- 17:38Speaker 13: I have had a past, I had a history, but
- 17:40Speaker 13: I don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't smoke
- 17:42Speaker 13: a no church fan.
- 17:43Speaker 8: So are you seriously talking to what?
- 17:46Speaker 6: What?
- 17:46Speaker 8: What?
- 17:46Speaker 5: What?
- 17:47Speaker 10: What?
- 17:47Speaker 6: We're trying to We're trying to get to the bottom
- 17:49Speaker 6: of it and see what's going on with you.
- 17:52Speaker 8: Elderly person said, do you know which one?
- 17:56Speaker 6: I don't know?
- 17:56Speaker 8: They love me Every Sunday then people tell me they
- 17:58Speaker 8: love me.
- 17:59Speaker 13: They say I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen
- 18:02Speaker 13: they've ever met in their life.
- 18:03Speaker 6: And so I really find that.
- 18:04Speaker 8: Hard to believe that you you getting these type of
- 18:07Speaker 8: complaints about me.
- 18:08Speaker 6: Okay, one of them saying like who we I don't
- 18:11Speaker 6: know what that means or nothing. Like that.
- 18:13Speaker 13: Look, brother, I don't know you too well, and I
- 18:16Speaker 13: know you don't know me, but I've been driving this
- 18:19Speaker 13: vans as a point to try to change my life
- 18:21Speaker 13: and where I come from. So this was something that
- 18:24Speaker 13: I wanted to volunteer even though I'm getting paid to
- 18:27Speaker 13: give my time to do this for the church.
- 18:29Speaker 6: And now this is like the.
- 18:30Speaker 13: Second instance where y'all and came at me on some
- 18:33Speaker 13: stuff about like I'm trying to do something with this
- 18:35Speaker 13: vand now why would I disrespect the church van by
- 18:37Speaker 13: smoking weed in it and then letting the weeds stay
- 18:40Speaker 13: in there so other people could smell it?
- 18:42Speaker 6: Okay, so let me tell you what we're gonna do.
- 18:44Speaker 6: We're gonna go out here to the church van to
- 18:46Speaker 6: say we're gonna go out here today and open it up. Now,
- 18:49Speaker 6: if we see any seeds or anything around the drive
- 18:53Speaker 6: or seat, then then then we're gonna We're gonna definitely
- 18:57Speaker 6: uhna open.
- 18:58Speaker 8: The van up.
- 18:59Speaker 13: But I was raised in that church, man. My mama
- 19:01Speaker 13: go to that church. My grandma she go to that church.
- 19:04Speaker 13: See the reason we even all left that church. And
- 19:06Speaker 13: you think I'm gonna mess up they by driving around
- 19:09Speaker 13: in the band full the elderly people smoking some.
- 19:14Speaker 6: Like weed dead.
- 19:15Speaker 13: I don't know why to shut the band smell like weed?
- 19:18Speaker 6: Man, Now I don't. I don't got the answers to
- 19:20Speaker 6: these questions.
- 19:21Speaker 8: I'm just trying to tell you that it wasn't me.
- 19:23Speaker 6: Did you have some weed in your part? Live there
- 19:25Speaker 6: with just sll.
- 19:27Speaker 8: I ain't had no weed on me.
- 19:28Speaker 13: Stop trying to say like I had weed on and
- 19:30Speaker 13: you ain't gonna give me nothing myth that I had
- 19:32Speaker 13: no and we ain't had no weed on me.
- 19:34Speaker 8: Okay, Now, you ain't gonna mess up my.
- 19:35Speaker 13: Name or my family's name in this church and disrespect
- 19:38Speaker 13: us like this. Now, We've been helping this church for years,
- 19:41Speaker 13: and I'm trying to tell you that I ain't riding
- 19:43Speaker 13: around in no band smoking no weed with no elderly people.
- 19:46Speaker 13: Did you ask any of the elderly people if they
- 19:48Speaker 13: had any weed on them?
- 19:51Speaker 8: No?
- 19:52Speaker 6: No, No, I didn't think about no ely people having
- 19:56Speaker 6: no weed. So you just assume it's me?
- 19:59Speaker 8: What one of them got not call or something? What?
- 20:02Speaker 6: What?
- 20:02Speaker 1: What you know?
- 20:03Speaker 14: What you know?
- 20:03Speaker 15: Who?
- 20:03Speaker 2: I think?
- 20:04Speaker 6: What? Did you know? Who I think the weed belonged to?
- 20:06Speaker 8: Oh?
- 20:08Speaker 6: I think I think the weed belonging if you tell
- 20:10Speaker 6: me from the Steve Harvey Show, man, Damn, you just
- 20:22Speaker 6: got pray. Oh my god, you just got pray. What
- 20:26Speaker 6: is his name? His name is brother, brother Lawrence, Lawrence Laws.
- 20:34Speaker 6: Oh my Larry called Larry law Man.
- 20:41Speaker 8: I Larry Larry here in trouble with me.
- 20:47Speaker 6: I'm gonna hit him with the man. Man. I got
- 20:53Speaker 6: one more thing that I got one more thing to
- 20:55Speaker 6: ask you, man, what is the baddest and I mean
- 20:58Speaker 6: the baddest radio show in the lane.
- 21:01Speaker 8: Man, Steve ol In Morning.
- 21:08Speaker 6: Man, gon On risk Man the rest of the day.
- 21:12Speaker 8: That's right, man. I know I don't smoke the lead.
- 21:19Speaker 2: And that will be it for right now, Shirley. I'll
- 21:21Speaker 2: be back in an hour.
- 21:22Speaker 4: Thank you, You're welcome.
- 21:25Speaker 12: Coming up next, it is ask the clo our chief
- 21:28Speaker 12: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building.
- 21:31Speaker 4: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 21:39Speaker 12: It's a new year, and to Leave is here to
- 21:42Speaker 12: help you keep your new year's resolutions on track, whether
- 21:44Speaker 12: it's a daily walker, spending time with friends and family,
- 21:47Speaker 12: A Leave's got your back. With up to twelve hours
- 21:50Speaker 12: of body pain relief per dose, A Leave keeps you
- 21:53Speaker 12: moving with long lasting body pain relief so you can
- 21:56Speaker 12: achieve your goals.
- 21:57Speaker 4: Don't let body pain slow you down.
- 21:59Speaker 12: Keep going with the lead because this year is your year.
- 22:03Speaker 12: Use as directed for minor aches and pains. Coming up
- 22:06Speaker 12: at the top of the hour and entertainment news. You
- 22:10Speaker 12: can now donate your body fat when you die. I
- 22:13Speaker 12: bet you didn't know that, especially what it's for. We'll
- 22:18Speaker 12: talk about it.
- 22:19Speaker 4: Oh oh, I didn't say anyone was fat on this show.
- 22:23Speaker 4: I didn't say that.
- 22:24Speaker 2: No, I said who wants fat? What they're finna do
- 22:26Speaker 2: with it?
- 22:27Speaker 9: Oh?
- 22:27Speaker 4: Okay, you'll find out. You'll find out you don't have
- 22:30Speaker 4: any to donate when she go yeah, yeah, Clara, all right.
- 22:42Speaker 4: Moving on to Giselle Bryant.
- 22:44Speaker 12: She weighs in on the controversial dress that her ex
- 22:47Speaker 12: husband's knew wife wore recently. And we're going to talk
- 22:50Speaker 12: about Make America Healthy Again and their new US dietary guidelines. Okay,
- 22:57Speaker 12: that's all coming up at the top of the hour,
- 22:59Speaker 12: but right now it is time to ask the clo.
- 23:03Speaker 12: This is from Sheila and Savannah. Sheila writes, I got
- 23:06Speaker 12: a call in the middle of the night, and it
- 23:08Speaker 12: was the wrong number. My boyfriend didn't believe me and
- 23:11Speaker 12: went behind my back, got into my phone to get
- 23:14Speaker 12: the number and call the number back. I got a
- 23:16Speaker 12: text from that same number telling me that my boyfriend
- 23:20Speaker 12: threatened him.
- 23:20Speaker 4: Am I dealing with the crazy man?
- 23:23Speaker 5: Yep?
- 23:25Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, yeah, got the number and then uh
- 23:32Speaker 1: called the dude back and threatened him, and then yeah,
- 23:35Speaker 1: yeah he crazy. Yeah, so she.
- 23:38Speaker 2: Should do what.
- 23:40Speaker 1: I can't tell you what he crazy. There's no way
- 23:45Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. I'm a my girl
- 23:48Speaker 1: gonna tell a messer role number. And then i'nna picked
- 23:50Speaker 1: the phone up and call the number back. And then
- 23:52Speaker 1: threatened somebody. And then he texts you back and say,
- 23:56Speaker 1: your boy he tripp and he for that. That's too
- 23:59Speaker 1: much something happy?
- 24:00Speaker 4: Yeah he really crazy.
- 24:02Speaker 1: That's just crazy.
- 24:04Speaker 12: Get out while you can, Sheila, all right. Moving on
- 24:08Speaker 12: to Taylor and Auburn, Taylor writes, I'm a twenty four
- 24:12Speaker 12: year old married woman. My husband is stationed in Texas,
- 24:15Speaker 12: so I've been talking to a platonic male friend. Uh oh,
- 24:20Speaker 12: my mom said, next time my friend asked me to
- 24:22Speaker 12: go out, I need to run it by my husband first.
- 24:25Speaker 4: Won't that make it a bigger deal than it is.
- 24:30Speaker 1: Won't that make it a bigger deal?
- 24:32Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 24:33Speaker 1: Well, let me ask you a question, why are you
- 24:35Speaker 1: trying to keep it a secret? And then let me
- 24:37Speaker 1: tell you something. What is a plutonic male friend that
- 24:42Speaker 1: you've met? Now he hadn't asked you out? It's platonic?
- 24:46Speaker 1: Who told it?
- 24:47Speaker 8: Dog?
- 24:48Speaker 1: Whoever he is?
- 24:50Speaker 4: Well, it's you know they're not having sex?
- 24:54Speaker 1: Yeah, they because they ain't went nowhere?
- 24:57Speaker 8: Uh huh?
- 24:58Speaker 1: Well what you think he's asking you out for? If sex?
- 25:02Speaker 1: Tru don't y'all just keep talking on the phone. But
- 25:04Speaker 1: see your mamma haden told you though, Hey listen, hey, hey,
- 25:07Speaker 1: ask your husband about this. Won't that make it a
- 25:10Speaker 1: bigger deal than it is? Look, first of all, you're
- 25:14Speaker 1: twenty four. Stop acting stupid like you don't know. Stop
- 25:19Speaker 1: acting stupid like you don't know. Y'all make me sick
- 25:24Speaker 1: with that? Wouldn't that make it a bigger deal than Yes? Yes?
- 25:29Speaker 2: Yes, yes?
- 25:31Speaker 8: And it is.
- 25:33Speaker 2: Some stupid ones at twenty four. There's some real stupid ones.
- 25:37Speaker 1: I know it is because there's some stupid ones at
- 25:39Speaker 1: fifty eight.
- 25:43Speaker 12: Right, Okay, did he writes my old man, My old
- 25:52Speaker 12: man is so offensive? He thinks he still got it
- 25:54Speaker 12: with the ladies. He flirted with our waitress and took
- 25:57Speaker 12: her hand and folded a fifty dollars bill in her
- 25:59Speaker 12: palm and winked at her. How do I stop this
- 26:02Speaker 12: old fool before he gets accused of sexual harassment?
- 26:06Speaker 1: Who is this talking?
- 26:08Speaker 12: This is Dede in Indianapolis. She's saying her old man
- 26:10Speaker 12: is very offensive. You know, he thinks he still got
- 26:13Speaker 12: it with the lady waited.
- 26:14Speaker 1: So when she say herod man talking about the guy
- 26:16Speaker 1: she dating.
- 26:17Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he flirted with took her hand.
- 26:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 26:21Speaker 4: She just called him her old man, my old man, you.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Know, warm old man?
- 26:27Speaker 1: Back?
- 26:28Speaker 4: What my old man?
- 26:29Speaker 7: Come on?
- 26:30Speaker 1: I can't even so how do I convince him to
- 26:33Speaker 1: stop before he get a sexual harassment charge?
- 26:36Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 26:36Speaker 4: How do I stop this old fool?
- 26:38Speaker 9: Uh?
- 26:39Speaker 4: Before he gets secured of that?
- 26:40Speaker 6: Wait?
- 26:41Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait? It didn't bother you
- 26:43Speaker 1: that he did that in front of.
- 26:44Speaker 4: You, I know, put a fifty dollars bill in the
- 26:47Speaker 4: waitress hand, wow.
- 26:49Speaker 1: Fold it up and then winked atdy. How do I
- 26:52Speaker 1: stop him before he get a sexual harassment sure? Daddy,
- 26:54Speaker 1: who that didn't bother you?
- 26:57Speaker 8: What you say, Tommy?
- 26:59Speaker 4: What do you say put that in youright?
- 27:04Speaker 1: She didn't mind.
- 27:05Speaker 4: The waitress was like, yeah, tip me, tip me, daddy.
- 27:11Speaker 1: Wink wink. Yeah, there's a player mood there.
- 27:17Speaker 4: She's definitely offended by.
- 27:22Speaker 1: How do I stop him before he gets a sexual harassment? Uh, lady,
- 27:28Speaker 1: your bigger problem is he that he would do this
- 27:31Speaker 1: in front of you. Don't worry about them charges. He
- 27:34Speaker 1: need to be worried about what happened when he get
- 27:36Speaker 1: home out back out there in that car. If he
- 27:38Speaker 1: ain't worried about that, that might not be your old man.
- 27:43Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 27:44Speaker 12: Ok, that was wow, okay, all right, last one, last one.
- 27:50Speaker 4: This is from Jarvis in Buffalo.
- 27:52Speaker 12: Jarvis Jarvis writes, my girlfriend bought herself flowers and asked
- 27:57Speaker 12: me to bring them to her office. She said she
- 28:00Speaker 12: never gets flowers at work.
- 28:01Speaker 4: And other women do.
- 28:03Speaker 12: I refuse to do it, and now she thinks I
- 28:05Speaker 12: don't love her. Why is she trying to keep up
- 28:08Speaker 12: with other women?
- 28:10Speaker 8: Hey?
- 28:10Speaker 1: Dog? Why are you so stupid? Yeah? Yeah, dog, everybody
- 28:15Speaker 1: getting flowers at the job but her. She buy the
- 28:17Speaker 1: flowers and they just asked you to bring them up.
- 28:21Speaker 1: You ain't gonna do it. Why she trying to keep
- 28:23Speaker 1: up with the Joneses. Why you don't get you don't get.
- 28:25Speaker 4: The clue food right? He doesn't, Man, she trying.
- 28:30Speaker 2: To help you.
- 28:32Speaker 1: She she trying to give you brownie points that you
- 28:35Speaker 1: ain't even earned.
- 28:37Speaker 4: That's a free correct.
- 28:39Speaker 1: The stupidity of you not to take Jovis bruh, bro,
- 28:46Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, somebody gonna send us
- 28:49Speaker 1: some flowers one day and it ain't gonna be from you,
- 28:54Speaker 1: and then she gonna like that attention. Uh, and then
- 28:57Speaker 1: you're gonna have another problem with Jovis. Don't don't let
- 29:00Speaker 1: a woman have to tell you how to treat her
- 29:03Speaker 1: and then you don't do it anyway? Okay, who talk?
- 29:07Speaker 6: Drop it?
- 29:08Speaker 15: Dropping lay your pardner and he wrote line what what nephew,
- 29:20Speaker 15: who is the Jones Is?
- 29:21Speaker 4: And how we know they doing that?
- 29:23Speaker 2: Well? Why we always talking about the people?
- 29:26Speaker 6: You know?
- 29:27Speaker 4: Every Why why who is the Jones?
- 29:32Speaker 2: They were like, keep up with the Jones? Who is
- 29:35Speaker 2: the people?
- 29:36Speaker 1: See? That's why you know, asked Tommy segment. That's why
- 29:39Speaker 1: he ate the c l O. That's why he don't
- 29:41Speaker 1: do close and remarks that's why we don't let him
- 29:44Speaker 1: talk at the beginning. You know, I go right to
- 29:46Speaker 1: Julius Junior. What's on you? Okay, so you know that
- 29:49Speaker 1: I don't say Tom. You know, I know a lot
- 29:52Speaker 1: of Jonts. Yes, I know a lot of them.
- 29:55Speaker 8: That's funny.
- 29:56Speaker 1: I know a lot of And nobody's doing will.
- 30:04Speaker 2: What they say about the Jones, Keeping up with the Jones.
- 30:07Speaker 8: Who is.
- 30:16Speaker 1: Quails is dangerous?
- 30:17Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 30:18Speaker 4: What they're in the ocean?
- 30:20Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 30:21Speaker 4: All right, thank you. Colo.
- 30:23Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, we will
- 30:25Speaker 12: have some entertainment news for you right after this.
- 30:29Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Well, guys, this is it.
- 30:37Speaker 12: If you have extra fat, you may be able to
- 30:41Speaker 12: be a fat donor when you die. Okay, listen up.
- 30:45Speaker 12: It's a new thing, just like being an organ donor,
- 30:48Speaker 12: but with your body fat. Classic surgeons are now using
- 30:52Speaker 12: a new butt filler made from donated human fat from
- 30:55Speaker 12: people that have died. The fat is repurposed during surgery
- 31:00Speaker 12: to lift, plump, and shape a living persons. But the
- 31:04Speaker 12: procedure is called alo clay all right, and plast allo
- 31:08Speaker 12: clay case you want to write that down. And plastic
- 31:11Speaker 12: surgeons say demand is exploding, especially for Brazilian butt lifts
- 31:17Speaker 12: and smoothing out the hips, and because it's injected in
- 31:21Speaker 12: the office without general and anesthesia, some patients are calling
- 31:25Speaker 12: it the quote lunchtime lift. It's pricy, though, if you're
- 31:29Speaker 12: thinking about it. The procedure starts at around ten thousand dollars.
- 31:32Speaker 12: So here's a question, Steve, would you or you junior Tommy,
- 31:37Speaker 12: would you donate any of your fat after you die?
- 31:41Speaker 1: Well, let me just tell you this right here, if
- 31:44Speaker 1: you have any I don't know who's signed enough for this.
- 31:47Speaker 1: I don't know who won't dig butt.
- 31:49Speaker 4: Me one more time? Way, hold it one more time?
- 31:53Speaker 1: What I don't know who won't? Did button me injected
- 31:58Speaker 1: in today? By day? Hey hey, I'm let me get
- 32:04Speaker 1: like you down there. You're at the butcher store and
- 32:06Speaker 1: it's in the in the glass. Count off. I'm gonna
- 32:10Speaker 1: get a pound and half of that. Meet there is
- 32:14Speaker 1: that cirrus, you know, Yeah, let me let me get that.
- 32:21Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that down to my doctor. Let me
- 32:23Speaker 1: get up, put that on the scale.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Let me see.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Now take a little bit of that off. That's too much. Yeah, No,
- 32:29Speaker 1: I think we're gonna gonna make it two pounds.
- 32:35Speaker 12: Plastic surgeons say the demand is exploding. So it sounds
- 32:39Speaker 12: like they can't keep it in the stores.
- 32:42Speaker 1: Well, everybody everybody getting them. Yeah, lot of white girls
- 32:47Speaker 1: down there too, boy, because I know it. This ain't
- 32:52Speaker 1: no genetic happening with them. They on they on the internet.
- 32:57Speaker 1: They are getting loaded.
- 33:00Speaker 14: There's no way that you're just gonna inject that, no anesthesia.
- 33:04Speaker 14: So you're just in there at luck time, getting a
- 33:06Speaker 14: little shot. Then you go back to the job from
- 33:08Speaker 14: a dead person with a dead person person. Yeah, no,
- 33:13Speaker 14: a dead person, but no, it's half.
- 33:17Speaker 11: Uncle cel Go. If Uncle sel Go, he gonna be
- 33:20Speaker 11: in a lot of butt I the fat on him.
- 33:24Speaker 4: Well he will get he gonna be at.
- 33:26Speaker 11: Least forty five fifty people.
- 33:29Speaker 2: If cel Go.
- 33:33Speaker 11: They donate, You ain't gonna take your ashes.
- 33:38Speaker 4: And spread them across the world.
- 33:39Speaker 11: See gonna be everywhere, See gonna be global.
- 33:46Speaker 4: I'm just saying.
- 33:46Speaker 12: We talked about this earlier this week. Men are getting
- 33:49Speaker 12: butt lifts too, So it's not just the women, it's
- 33:52Speaker 12: men too.
- 33:53Speaker 1: I've seen that, and I don't understand that at all.
- 33:56Speaker 4: They're kidding. I don't Tommy and you in No, I'm
- 34:00Speaker 4: a pass.
- 34:01Speaker 1: I'm alone, gonna let that pass. Now they start yeah,
- 34:06Speaker 1: but I say, you can get the fat put on
- 34:08Speaker 1: the bottom of your feet.
- 34:11Speaker 3: Why would he do that?
- 34:17Speaker 1: You get about three inches of fat on the bottom
- 34:20Speaker 1: of your.
- 34:20Speaker 4: Seat, dead, big thick feet, how tot will he be then?
- 34:32Speaker 2: Six six?
- 34:34Speaker 1: But oh yeah if you six foot yeah, but when
- 34:37Speaker 1: you take your socks off though, you're standing there and
- 34:40Speaker 1: you you standing there with your bare feet, look like
- 34:43Speaker 1: you got on wedges.
- 34:49Speaker 2: Like Professor Clump.
- 34:51Speaker 1: Or you're at the beach, you laying on the lounge
- 34:54Speaker 1: chair with your feet hanging off. People going by taking pictures.
- 34:58Speaker 3: What's going on?
- 35:00Speaker 8: Look?
- 35:00Speaker 1: How pictures?
- 35:03Speaker 4: The otoes.
- 35:07Speaker 12: Larry all right, all right, so that's the deal. Ten
- 35:11Speaker 12: thousand dollars if you're in okay. Moving on to Giselle
- 35:14Speaker 12: Bryant from the Real Housewives of Potomac and she's of
- 35:19Speaker 12: course the ex wife of Pastor Jamal Bryant. Well, she
- 35:21Speaker 12: weighed in on the controversial dress that Pastor Bryan's current
- 35:24Speaker 12: wife wore to the UNCF gala. You all know Giselle is,
- 35:29Speaker 12: of course, like I said, from the Real Housewives of Potomac.
- 35:32Speaker 8: Well.
- 35:32Speaker 12: In a recent episode of Gazelle's podcast, she came to
- 35:36Speaker 12: the defense of her ex husband's new wife, doctor Carrie
- 35:38Speaker 12: Bryant for wearing the dress. Gazelle is the former First
- 35:41Speaker 12: Lady herself, and she said the dress was fine and
- 35:43Speaker 12: the backlash was uncalled for.
- 35:45Speaker 4: What she had an issue with.
- 35:47Speaker 12: Listen to this step is Pastor Jamal Bryant's addressing it
- 35:51Speaker 12: from the pullpit during service. That's what Gazelle had a
- 35:55Speaker 12: problem with. She said it was fine. People are going
- 35:58Speaker 12: to have their commentary. You think you would not need
- 36:01Speaker 12: to feed into something, Pastor, Let's just not feed into it.
- 36:05Speaker 12: That's when you make it unnecessarily bigger than it is.
- 36:09Speaker 12: So you know, we talked about this. So do you
- 36:11Speaker 12: agree with Giselle?
- 36:13Speaker 1: Well, I mean a problem with what the lady had
- 36:18Speaker 1: or not. Here's the part that I had the most
- 36:21Speaker 1: problem with though. The other pastor, Bishop Watson or whatever
- 36:26Speaker 1: his name is, he that did a whole tirade and
- 36:30Speaker 1: his sermon about this and referred to the dress of
- 36:35Speaker 1: a two dollars wore Yeah that right there, Hey man,
- 36:39Speaker 1: Now Jamal Brian better than me, because because because me
- 36:44Speaker 1: and homeboy, we fin to have a real conversation now.
- 36:48Speaker 1: And I don't care if we as me and at
- 36:50Speaker 1: a cloth and pastors and all that you crossed the
- 36:54Speaker 1: line when you and your pull pit talking about another
- 36:57Speaker 1: man's wife. You're so out of line.
- 37:00Speaker 2: You out of line.
- 37:00Speaker 1: You've way more out of line than the dress was
- 37:03Speaker 1: that you was talking about.
- 37:04Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, all right, coming up with twenty minutes
- 37:07Speaker 4: after the hour.
- 37:08Speaker 1: Foul for that man, Jamal Bryant rolled up on what have.
- 37:11Speaker 12: You slowly stopped caring about? As you get to lure
- 37:15Speaker 12: as you get older. We'll get into that right after this.
- 37:18Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's a new year,
- 37:28Speaker 12: and the lead is here to help you keep your
- 37:29Speaker 12: new year's resolutions on track, whether it's a daily walk
- 37:33Speaker 12: or spending time with friends and family. A Leave's got
- 37:35Speaker 12: your back. With up to twelve hours of body pain
- 37:38Speaker 12: relief per dose. A leave keeps you moving with long
- 37:41Speaker 12: lasting body pain relief so you can achieve your goals.
- 37:45Speaker 12: Don't let body pain slow you down. Keep going with
- 37:47Speaker 12: the lead because this year is your year. Use as
- 37:50Speaker 12: directed for minor aches and pains. All right, So, Steve,
- 37:54Speaker 12: all this week, since we've been back to work for
- 37:56Speaker 12: the New Year, you've been saying that you just don't
- 37:59Speaker 12: care anymore. I mean, you say people can do whatever
- 38:02Speaker 12: they want this year, and you don't care. So here's
- 38:05Speaker 12: a question for you. What are some of the things
- 38:08Speaker 12: that you used to love but you slowly stop caring
- 38:11Speaker 12: about as you get older?
- 38:13Speaker 4: Is it other people's opinions?
- 38:14Speaker 8: What is it?
- 38:15Speaker 4: Smoking? Cigar?
- 38:16Speaker 8: What is it?
- 38:18Speaker 1: Chitlings?
- 38:19Speaker 8: Uh?
- 38:19Speaker 4: You don't care about Chitlin's.
- 38:22Speaker 1: You see, I care about her, don't. They used to
- 38:25Speaker 1: care about them deeply. You can't talk to me about
- 38:29Speaker 1: no chitlings no more. Spam is another thing I care
- 38:33Speaker 1: for deep that's don't bring it at baloney. I love baloney, don't.
- 38:38Speaker 1: I don't loud stuff like that no more. Now some
- 38:42Speaker 1: stuff you fryed, some good gizzards though, I'm still your
- 38:46Speaker 1: man for that.
- 38:47Speaker 3: You still care?
- 38:49Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No pig parts at all, feet, tail ears,
- 38:53Speaker 1: none of that.
- 38:54Speaker 2: Uh huh.
- 38:55Speaker 1: Now let me see what do I used to care for?
- 39:00Speaker 2: You know something?
- 39:01Speaker 13: Man?
- 39:02Speaker 1: I used to like Rocky roaded ice cream.
- 39:05Speaker 4: I don't like hear that no more?
- 39:07Speaker 8: Really?
- 39:08Speaker 1: No, I still I like Neopoldine is still one of
- 39:12Speaker 1: my favorites. But Neopolitan is one of my favorites.
- 39:17Speaker 2: I just loved him.
- 39:18Speaker 1: Three flavors in that bowl, good and plenty.
- 39:23Speaker 8: Uh.
- 39:23Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't do that candy.
- 39:25Speaker 3: You don't care about that anymore.
- 39:27Speaker 1: It ain't the same.
- 39:30Speaker 4: My best friend loves good and plenty. She can go
- 39:33Speaker 4: to the store. Young people don't even know what she's
- 39:35Speaker 4: talking about when she asked for good and plenty.
- 39:37Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. I bought some of
- 39:39Speaker 1: the airport one time, yeah, and was eating it in
- 39:42Speaker 1: first class, and it was so trifling that the nicklage
- 39:46Speaker 1: was running down the corner of my mouth, and the
- 39:48Speaker 1: lady sitting next to me saying, sir, you okay?
- 39:54Speaker 4: Huh, you got black tar in your mouth?
- 39:57Speaker 1: I got black tart running down the corner of my mouth,
- 39:59Speaker 1: just said sir, are you okay? Because she was scared
- 40:03Speaker 1: for me. I don't know what this blackie is coming
- 40:06Speaker 1: out your I wiped my mind if I went cat though.
- 40:10Speaker 4: No, I don't.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Really, it's a lot. I don't.
- 40:13Speaker 12: But you still care about smoking cigars though you talked
- 40:16Speaker 12: about that. Yeah, that's how I thought your list would
- 40:21Speaker 12: be deeper. Yeah, well, nobody, I tell you.
- 40:30Speaker 1: I do not miss at all.
- 40:32Speaker 6: You know.
- 40:32Speaker 1: After the King's of Comedy Show was overwelling to go
- 40:35Speaker 1: out every night because Crown Row was our sponsor. So
- 40:38Speaker 1: every night at the show we had to go and
- 40:40Speaker 1: meet the representatives and take pictures. I can't. I going
- 40:45Speaker 1: out has no appeal to me at all.
- 40:49Speaker 4: Okay, yeah to the you know what, man loud? Don't
- 40:54Speaker 4: you love peace and quiet?
- 40:56Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 40:59Speaker 4: All right, all right, thank you guys.
- 41:01Speaker 12: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, Roscoe
- 41:03Speaker 12: Wallace in the building first time in the New Year.
- 41:07Speaker 4: We'll talk to him right after this show.
- 41:10Speaker 1: Less up, it's DJ Calif you already know what it is, mans,
- 41:13Speaker 1: your man Chico bean, and you are now listening to
- 41:15Speaker 1: the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
- 41:17Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Carly girl,
- 41:26Speaker 4: your buddy Roscoe is here.
- 41:28Speaker 8: Yes, we'll go. We'll go on.
- 41:31Speaker 2: Everybody Happy New Year?
- 41:37Speaker 8: Six?
- 41:39Speaker 2: Yes, sir, yes, sir, that's what six?
- 41:43Speaker 8: Like this?
- 41:46Speaker 5: What going on?
- 41:47Speaker 6: Cary?
- 41:48Speaker 3: We'll rob let me ask you this, okay.
- 41:50Speaker 14: So the other day the other day, you know, Junior,
- 41:53Speaker 14: he always he gives us a poem, and he did
- 41:56Speaker 14: a poem.
- 41:57Speaker 6: What's going on?
- 41:58Speaker 8: Baby? Roscoe?
- 41:59Speaker 2: You my hero man. It's all good when I see you.
- 42:04Speaker 14: Go ahead, So you know Junior with the whole poetry thing,
- 42:08Speaker 14: So you know, poetry and songwriting.
- 42:11Speaker 3: You know, Junior is kind of trying to be a
- 42:13Speaker 3: kind of a lyricist.
- 42:14Speaker 4: Roses Red, Violence is Blue.
- 42:17Speaker 2: Happy New Year to you.
- 42:20Speaker 4: I wrote that, Gill now.
- 42:25Speaker 3: So that's what I was wondering. Why don't you flip
- 42:28Speaker 3: it a little bit?
- 42:28Speaker 14: You and Junior do a little spoken word, you know,
- 42:32Speaker 14: keeping it sexy right now, a little collabo for everybody.
- 42:37Speaker 1: Okay, you know what she's talking about. No, I don't
- 42:42Speaker 1: normally collaborate with nobody.
- 42:43Speaker 2: I'm so low.
- 42:46Speaker 5: You won't.
- 42:46Speaker 3: You have never done a duet with anybody.
- 42:50Speaker 1: No, you've heard me doing.
- 42:54Speaker 4: We heard one, never heard you.
- 42:59Speaker 3: Let's try Let's try something new in twenty twenty six.
- 43:02Speaker 14: All right, go ahead, Junior started off, Junior, Okay, anything anything.
- 43:07Speaker 10: It's twenty twenty six, and this is the time. I
- 43:12Speaker 10: don't have them lot of money, not even two dimes.
- 43:16Speaker 4: Oh, raspe, you're.
- 43:20Speaker 1: Twenty twenty six and you ain't got two dimes. And
- 43:23Speaker 1: that's the thing you can't up with. You're gonna call
- 43:26Speaker 1: that a rhyme.
- 43:29Speaker 4: Oh I see Rascal, Oh I see keep killing I
- 43:33Speaker 4: get killing them.
- 43:36Speaker 8: Full.
- 43:37Speaker 4: It's twenty twenty six. That's what I came up with.
- 43:39Speaker 11: But I tell you what, it's two things I know
- 43:42Speaker 11: you can't fix. It's them heads and them shades.
- 43:46Speaker 1: Don't have to rhyme for that. I was like, oh, no, good, well,
- 43:51Speaker 1: you ain't talking about nobody's head. The last time we
- 43:55Speaker 1: was on the air, we was talking about your line,
- 43:57Speaker 1: and that's the last thing we said.
- 44:01Speaker 4: So he closed up twenty twenty five.
- 44:04Speaker 11: Yeah, I think Roscoe got lyrics down.
- 44:07Speaker 4: He's been writing for a very long time. I heard him.
- 44:10Speaker 2: I heard that was I cut you deep. I thought
- 44:13Speaker 2: you was my friend, Roscoe.
- 44:15Speaker 1: Here's your friend. But we were doing a poem battle,
- 44:19Speaker 1: you know.
- 44:19Speaker 4: Yeah, you run up on me.
- 44:21Speaker 1: You don't here talking about my head and all this here,
- 44:23Speaker 1: you know, like you got a head full of hair
- 44:26Speaker 1: when all of us know ain't nothing up there.
- 44:33Speaker 4: Yeah, quite nicely.
- 44:34Speaker 2: You're supposed to play what he started.
- 44:37Speaker 1: You're talking about my head, you know, battle of that
- 44:40Speaker 1: all right?
- 44:41Speaker 11: Go ahead, see Roscoe, Roscoe my hero. You be talking
- 44:46Speaker 11: about my head and my lining.
- 44:48Speaker 4: But now you're about to be a zero. Oh battle
- 44:54Speaker 4: came back.
- 44:55Speaker 1: To yeah you know, okay, okay here yeah, oh now
- 45:02Speaker 1: you thought you saying something and now that is on.
- 45:07Speaker 1: But your hairline is steady going back, and that's why
- 45:11Speaker 1: you got that hat on. Oh I'm cutting deep right there.
- 45:17Speaker 1: He don't even wan't talk.
- 45:18Speaker 10: Go ahead, say, okay, I know you can smell everything
- 45:25Speaker 10: with the nose that you have. I know you can hear'.
- 45:30Speaker 10: I know you can cool soup with the lips as well.
- 45:32Speaker 10: But here's what you don't know. And here's what I'm
- 45:35Speaker 10: gonna say that I still love you anyway, mister potato
- 45:39Speaker 10: head on today, Yeah, come on, come on, turn.
- 45:55Speaker 1: You must have thought you saying something with your little
- 45:58Speaker 1: but it ain't nothing that small.
- 46:05Speaker 4: And coming up next the nephew with today's prank phone.
- 46:11Speaker 4: I love you, Roscoe, You're still my hero.
- 46:14Speaker 2: Right after this, your headline go.
- 46:17Speaker 12: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
- 46:25Speaker 12: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
- 46:28Speaker 12: letter for today, and the subject is she was wearing
- 46:31Speaker 12: my wig with my husband.
- 46:34Speaker 4: What God, how'd she pulled that off? All right, we'll
- 46:41Speaker 4: get into that a little later, find out what that's
- 46:42Speaker 4: all about, because right now the wig, see my weed.
- 46:48Speaker 4: Nephew is here with today's prank phone called nephew, what
- 46:51Speaker 4: you got for it?
- 46:52Speaker 1: I got a prank for you.
- 46:53Speaker 9: But up, before I do the prank, I got to
- 46:56Speaker 9: say happy, happy, happy, and happy birthday to my wife Jackie.
- 47:02Speaker 9: Today is a birthday January night girl, Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Jock.
- 47:09Speaker 4: Yeah birthday, jack Happy birthday.
- 47:13Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 47:15Speaker 2: Over the Christmas break, yeah yeah, step you.
- 47:20Speaker 4: Talked, Yes, yes, you had a good time.
- 47:24Speaker 2: What your daughter was? Beautiful?
- 47:25Speaker 1: Beautiful, all that drop dead gorgeous?
- 47:32Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you very much.
- 47:36Speaker 9: All right, let's go ahead and transition to some stupid
- 47:39Speaker 9: All right, y'a, all ready, you got to get this right.
- 47:43Speaker 2: Here is the blind barber.
- 47:47Speaker 9: The blind barber, Oh yeah, yeah, he cold now he
- 47:52Speaker 9: all he wanted to just get a little booth round hi,
- 47:54Speaker 9: because all he wants you know how the edge up,
- 47:56Speaker 9: you know, how to put a night lying on there.
- 47:58Speaker 9: He's a blind bob. But let's go cat dog. Yeah,
- 48:03Speaker 9: I'm trying to reach a uh that run the bucket.
- 48:07Speaker 9: Yeah you now you run the barber shop down there,
- 48:10Speaker 9: on't you?
- 48:12Speaker 4: Okay?
- 48:12Speaker 9: Now, I'm trying to see if if y'all got any
- 48:16Speaker 9: booth rentals down there where I can come in there
- 48:18Speaker 9: and cut some half. I've been cutting hal a long time.
- 48:21Speaker 9: I want to see if y'all got some room down there?
- 48:24Speaker 9: They tell me they might you might have had some
- 48:26Speaker 9: come available.
- 48:27Speaker 16: I got two boats open right now, you need a boot.
- 48:30Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm trying to get in there and get the cutting.
- 48:32Speaker 9: Now you now how much you charge for booth rental
- 48:36Speaker 9: on a weekly basis?
- 48:37Speaker 16: That's two hundred dollars a week.
- 48:39Speaker 9: Two hundred dollars a week. Now that eight hundred dollars
- 48:42Speaker 9: a month. That they're good cause your two hundred now winter.
- 48:45Speaker 9: Can I get down there so you can meet me?
- 48:47Speaker 9: You know, you can show me around the shop so.
- 48:49Speaker 6: I know what I'm open from eight to seven. That's
- 48:52Speaker 6: that's two to two saddays.
- 48:53Speaker 9: All right, because I want to see if I can
- 48:55Speaker 9: maybe meet you there so I can get down there
- 48:57Speaker 9: and you feel my way around come out.
- 49:00Speaker 2: What I want to ask you? Do you mind doing
- 49:03Speaker 2: for me?
- 49:04Speaker 9: Do you think you could possibly put up some ramps
- 49:08Speaker 9: where you got steps at and uh and your phone?
- 49:12Speaker 2: Could you take your mind if you take the phone
- 49:14Speaker 2: and put it in brail for me?
- 49:16Speaker 8: Oh?
- 49:16Speaker 6: Wait, wait, wait man?
- 49:17Speaker 16: What the hell I need to put money taking ramps
- 49:20Speaker 16: side and putting phones in the briell for what was
- 49:23Speaker 16: going on with you?
- 49:24Speaker 2: Well? I'm I'm blind. You know I'm not gonna let
- 49:27Speaker 2: that stop me.
- 49:29Speaker 16: You know I'm still going Oh no, no, no, no,
- 49:32Speaker 16: hell no, man, you wait a minute.
- 49:35Speaker 2: You what I'm blind?
- 49:37Speaker 9: But see what, I've been cutting my hair for over
- 49:40Speaker 9: ten years, and folks say my hair could always look good.
- 49:43Speaker 9: So I just figured I'm gonna start cutting hand now.
- 49:46Speaker 16: Oh well, yes, what you might cut a hand. It
- 49:48Speaker 16: might be some good that you do, but just ain't
- 49:50Speaker 16: cutting no hand in my shop. Not being blind that yeah,
- 49:54Speaker 16: ain't not got found my shop.
- 49:56Speaker 6: Man.
- 49:56Speaker 5: No, I ain't got no problem with that.
- 49:58Speaker 16: But you you can ain't doing.
- 50:00Speaker 2: Now well wait wait, not see this what they call
- 50:03Speaker 2: it excrimination? You can't do that.
- 50:05Speaker 9: You can't sciminate from people you call they got some
- 50:08Speaker 9: type of hand the cap blowngs to them.
- 50:09Speaker 16: You listen, hold, let me chnint something.
- 50:12Speaker 6: Man.
- 50:12Speaker 16: I'm not trying to be trying to put you out
- 50:14Speaker 16: of be in the dyck doing what you need to do.
- 50:16Speaker 16: But you just can't do that my shot. Man, I
- 50:19Speaker 16: can't recall it. Discrimination, discriminations, scrimination of what not not
- 50:25Speaker 16: not my shot.
- 50:27Speaker 6: You just can't do it, bab.
- 50:28Speaker 9: Listen, not I know how to cut hair. I know
- 50:31Speaker 9: how to give folks a lining and stuff like. Now,
- 50:34Speaker 9: I ain't tried to use no rais or nothing.
- 50:36Speaker 6: Like that, but I don't know.
- 50:38Speaker 16: Man, Come on, dude, listen. Can't you find something else
- 50:43Speaker 16: to get into besides trying to cut out?
- 50:45Speaker 8: Well?
- 50:46Speaker 2: This what I like though, This what I feel like,
- 50:49Speaker 2: This is my calling.
- 50:50Speaker 16: You just can't do it in my shot.
- 50:51Speaker 9: I'm sorry, no, cause, see now that's what I don't
- 50:54Speaker 9: I don't care to hear something like this here. And
- 50:56Speaker 9: I've been I got the qualifications and I'm able to
- 50:59Speaker 9: do it, and I want to be able to come
- 51:01Speaker 9: down there.
- 51:02Speaker 2: And I told you when I first what I tell you.
- 51:04Speaker 2: I said I wanted to feel my way around. Didn't
- 51:06Speaker 2: I say that I.
- 51:07Speaker 16: Don't need to feel your way dock. I needed to
- 51:09Speaker 16: be able to see what you're doing. I mean, I
- 51:11Speaker 16: don't care about you being able to cut no app
- 51:13Speaker 16: being blind.
- 51:14Speaker 4: You got to be able to see to do that.
- 51:16Speaker 2: This could probably do to do wondering for your shot.
- 51:18Speaker 9: People will come from miles around to see somebody like myself.
- 51:23Speaker 6: Cutting that kind of my shot. Did you get what
- 51:25Speaker 6: I said?
- 51:26Speaker 2: I heard what you said When I don't want you
- 51:29Speaker 2: to do it make me mad?
- 51:30Speaker 1: About that.
- 51:31Speaker 16: You're gonna get mad about something a been belonged to me.
- 51:34Speaker 16: I'm offering, and you tell me this, your blind doc,
- 51:37Speaker 16: I can't help you when you ran man, Come along
- 51:40Speaker 16: with that now.
- 51:41Speaker 9: Listen, I'm gonna tell you this here, and I'm gonna
- 51:43Speaker 9: tell it to you straight. I'm coming down now to
- 51:46Speaker 9: that barber shop. I'm gonna feel leave booths out and
- 51:49Speaker 9: I'm gonna start cutting now. One thing I don't want
- 51:52Speaker 9: to do is have to get into no tussle with
- 51:54Speaker 9: you now.
- 51:54Speaker 16: I don't want that worry to worry about getting in
- 51:56Speaker 16: no tule with me. Did you bring your my shot?
- 51:59Speaker 6: Come? You're gonna cut it.
- 52:01Speaker 16: He's gonna be some parture moveing around.
- 52:03Speaker 2: But I'm coming down there, and I'm coming down there
- 52:06Speaker 2: is evening now.
- 52:07Speaker 3: What thing you bring him?
- 52:09Speaker 14: No?
- 52:09Speaker 6: Well, keep with my shot?
- 52:11Speaker 9: You gonna you gonna get your woo bob, blind man,
- 52:14Speaker 9: and what you're gonna do, you ain't.
- 52:16Speaker 2: Gonna see it coming either.
- 52:17Speaker 6: You hear it? Pray your not as long as I
- 52:22Speaker 6: got the money to pay my bull rental, you don't
- 52:25Speaker 6: do it.
- 52:25Speaker 16: I don't want your money. Your blind can't cut no man,
- 52:29Speaker 16: Mike shot. You understand what I say to you.
- 52:32Speaker 2: I'm understanding what you're saying.
- 52:33Speaker 9: And if I got to call the law about you
- 52:36Speaker 9: being discriminated.
- 52:37Speaker 16: Lord, you can call anybody you want to call. That's money.
- 52:42Speaker 16: You not gonna do that. You understand what I'm telling you.
- 52:45Speaker 16: Now you bring your down there talking about cutting man,
- 52:48Speaker 16: he won't. I'll be waiting on you.
- 52:50Speaker 9: I'm coming down there this evening, and I'm coming and
- 52:54Speaker 9: I'm coming to up y'all because you got to now
- 52:57Speaker 9: to discriminate just me.
- 52:59Speaker 5: I got some in the fight. Well, who killed you?
- 53:03Speaker 16: Mother?
- 53:04Speaker 6: No, you ought not be done.
- 53:07Speaker 16: I even fish your Steve call they give me.
- 53:12Speaker 9: They give me this number and say you is the
- 53:14Speaker 9: one that do the hiring round the barber shop.
- 53:18Speaker 16: You don't call my personal number. You called my jo
- 53:22Speaker 16: who give you money?
- 53:23Speaker 2: What difference do that make? If I'm some man looking
- 53:26Speaker 2: for a job, you.
- 53:28Speaker 16: Don't call my personal phone.
- 53:31Speaker 2: You're gonna watch your tone with me. What you're gonna do?
- 53:34Speaker 16: I ain't gonna watch it. Won't you run to my shop?
- 53:38Speaker 2: I tell you one thing you're gonna watch. You gonna
- 53:40Speaker 2: watch me get on your.
- 53:42Speaker 16: Just why you gonna get on?
- 53:44Speaker 5: You can't save me?
- 53:45Speaker 16: I want to hang up on you.
- 53:47Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
- 53:50Speaker 12: Dan.
- 53:51Speaker 2: This his nephew time. It from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 53:56Speaker 2: You just got pray by your cousin.
- 54:04Speaker 6: Man.
- 54:06Speaker 9: You ain't, hey, mister, I got to ask you, man,
- 54:12Speaker 9: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
- 54:15Speaker 9: show in.
- 54:16Speaker 16: The land, the Steve Harbor Moaning Ship.
- 54:22Speaker 2: And there you have it.
- 54:23Speaker 9: That's the nephew on this Friday, my baby birthday on
- 54:27Speaker 9: this Friday. Yes, sir, yes, sir. You thank you.
- 54:31Speaker 1: For your wife, for your for her birthday a lot,
- 54:35Speaker 1: a lot, and it's.
- 54:36Speaker 2: Right after Christmas every year.
- 54:39Speaker 4: It's just it's too it's too much better attitude.
- 54:42Speaker 5: Uh huh.
- 54:44Speaker 2: We got we gotta move her birthday that like April
- 54:47Speaker 2: or something. You give me a.
- 54:49Speaker 4: Christmas is too much.
- 54:52Speaker 2: I mean, let's en, why don't you put your birthday
- 54:54Speaker 2: on with the Easter or something. Let's you know what
- 54:56Speaker 2: I'm saying. Let's let's do it. Where can I moved
- 55:00Speaker 2: January at nine two? Can I move that like to
- 55:04Speaker 2: Julia it is?
- 55:05Speaker 8: How's no?
- 55:07Speaker 14: Keep it right where it is and lay it out
- 55:10Speaker 14: for your wife and happy birthday Jack.
- 55:12Speaker 9: Yeah, Capricornity is capricorn. You can go down there and
- 55:18Speaker 9: change your birthday everyone too.
- 55:19Speaker 4: You can do that, you nephew.
- 55:24Speaker 2: There's a lot of news out there who white birthday
- 55:26Speaker 2: in January and they don't like that. I'm not the
- 55:29Speaker 2: only one.
- 55:31Speaker 1: That's funny.
- 55:34Speaker 12: Coming up next, it is a Strawberry letter for today.
- 55:37Speaker 12: The subject is she was wearing my wig with my husband.
- 55:41Speaker 12: We'll get into that right after this.
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- 56:10Speaker 14: Get yours today and mop smarter with the Swiffer Power Mop.
- 56:15Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is
- 56:22Speaker 12: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
- 56:25Speaker 12: advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit
- 56:29Speaker 12: your Strawberry letter to STEVEARBFM dot com and you never know.
- 56:33Speaker 6: You never know.
- 56:34Speaker 4: Your letter could be the one we're reading today. It
- 56:38Speaker 4: could be you never know.
- 56:39Speaker 2: You never know. All right, that was a couple.
- 56:41Speaker 1: You never know?
- 56:42Speaker 4: Pauses that what used to?
- 56:43Speaker 9: I mean you just pauled you stop? You never know,
- 56:45Speaker 9: you never come on. You do keep the same rhythm.
- 56:50Speaker 9: Buckle up and hold on. Type We got it for
- 56:51Speaker 9: you here It is Strawberry letter.
- 56:53Speaker 12: Your name as good nef you subject. She was wearing
- 56:56Speaker 12: my wig with my husband do Stephen. My husband and
- 57:01Speaker 12: I have been married for six years and we're an
- 57:03Speaker 12: open minded couple, so we do anything to make this
- 57:06Speaker 12: union work. When our sex life got stale, we decided
- 57:10Speaker 12: to try a threesome. When the woman came over to
- 57:12Speaker 12: join us. It didn't go as planned. She and I
- 57:15Speaker 12: played around a few minutes before my husband told me
- 57:17Speaker 12: that he didn't want to do it, so the lady left.
- 57:20Speaker 12: It had me thinking my husband was satisfied with me,
- 57:23Speaker 12: and we resumed a normal sex life. Around Christmas, my
- 57:27Speaker 12: sister and her five year old daughter came to stay
- 57:30Speaker 12: with us. After they had a small fire. I stressed
- 57:33Speaker 12: that it was a small fire, and I've been ready
- 57:35Speaker 12: for my sister and niece to move out of my
- 57:37Speaker 12: house since mid January. It's created tension between my sister
- 57:41Speaker 12: and I. My husband always took my sister's side when
- 57:45Speaker 12: we would get into it, and he told me to
- 57:47Speaker 12: show some grace, so that made me suspicious. My niece
- 57:51Speaker 12: and I have conversations all the time, and it's usually gibberish.
- 57:55Speaker 12: But a week ago, my niece told me that her
- 57:58Speaker 12: mommy took a nap with Uncle Teddy on the couch.
- 58:02Speaker 12: I asked my husband and he said, it's a child's
- 58:04Speaker 12: active imagination. I tried coming home early a few times
- 58:08Speaker 12: to catch them, but I never did see anything. Last
- 58:12Speaker 12: Sunday was different. I wasn't feeling good, so I left
- 58:15Speaker 12: church early with a pounding headache, and I never expected
- 58:19Speaker 12: to walk into my house and see what I saw.
- 58:22Speaker 12: My sister was lounging around in my short blonde wig,
- 58:25Speaker 12: and my husband was in the kitchen making mimosa's. My
- 58:30Speaker 12: niece was still asleep. I asked my sister why was
- 58:34Speaker 12: she lying around my house in her pajamas without a
- 58:37Speaker 12: robe on. She said, I'm paranoid and she can't live
- 58:40Speaker 12: like this, so she will be out of my house asap.
- 58:44Speaker 12: Am I paranoid or is this my intuition or is
- 58:47Speaker 12: my intuition always right? Come on, come on, come on,
- 58:53Speaker 12: you know what's going on here. You know what's happening.
- 58:55Speaker 6: You see it.
- 58:56Speaker 12: Your sister sleeping with your husband. All the clues in
- 58:59Speaker 12: the answer to write there. Your little niece even told
- 59:02Speaker 12: you that they were napping on the couch together. You said,
- 59:05Speaker 12: your husband always takes your sister's side when you guys
- 59:08Speaker 12: get into it. Your husband's got to be the stupidest
- 59:11Speaker 12: man in the world. He's got to be to do
- 59:14Speaker 12: this in your house, under your roof, when you can
- 59:17Speaker 12: with the threat of you coming in at any time.
- 59:21Speaker 12: I mean, what was he thinking? Well, here's what I think.
- 59:24Speaker 12: I think they deserve each other. I think the good
- 59:27Speaker 12: that came out of this is that your sister is
- 59:29Speaker 12: moving on a sap. She said it, and that's what
- 59:32Speaker 12: you wanted. Anyway. As far as her wearing your blond wig,
- 59:36Speaker 12: it sounds like she wants to be you. She's already
- 59:39Speaker 12: pushing up on your husband and he's letting her. So
- 59:42Speaker 12: I say, please help her pack her bag so she
- 59:45Speaker 12: can get out, and your husband needs to get out too.
- 59:48Speaker 1: Steve, Well, this is a letter of to me. Sometimes
- 59:54Speaker 1: you get what you asked for. It's real simple to me.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: The subject is, she was wearing my wig with my husband. Oh,
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: I can bet that ain't all she was wearing. Yeah,
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: it's a lot of ways to wear. We'll get to
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: that later on. Your husband and I have been The
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: letter starts off tragically.
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: My husband and I.
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: Been married six years. Uh, and we're an open minded couple. Now,
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: as soon as I read open minded couple, I put
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: an aspect next to it, because when you're an open
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: minded couple, that means you open to b s, you
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: open to sugar, honey, ice.
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: Teeth, you open.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: See one thing I know about marriage, it needs to
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: be closed, and it is a closed off contract between
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: two people, and lost you get into it anything else, Oh,
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: it ain't good now. Already they're open minded couple, So
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: we do anything to make this union work. So when
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: our sex life got stale, we decided to try a threesome.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: See now that open mindedness that I told y'all ain't good.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: Here we go.
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: So, after our.
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: Sex life got stale, it only took six years. Now,
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: y'all's out of out of tricks in six years, you know,
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: six you do, it is over with y'all decided to
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: try a threesome. When the woman came over the right
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: here when the what woman? Where y'all get it from?
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: They don't line there in a catalog somewhere. How you
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: just go get the woman? What is it a club
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: where they are? So when the woman just like, it's
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: your like, well, you know. When the woman came over
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: to join us, it didn't go as plan. She and
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: I played around a few minutes before my husband told
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: me he didn't want to do it, so the lady left.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: I can assure you she wasn't fine that I can
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: promise you why they agreed two a threesome.
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: She came over.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: Then he ain't want to.
- 1:02:26Speaker 4: Oh okay, ah.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: He looked at her and knew he wasn't enough. Oh
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: you know you could tell, you know, he was watching
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: the move she was putting on you, and he said, oh,
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: this is.
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: Gonna be too much.
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: I don't want to, So the lady left. It had
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: me thinking that my husband was satisfied with me, and
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: we resumed a normal sex life. Round Christmas, assister of
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: five year old daughter came to stay with us, and
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: after they had a small fire, and I stressed the
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: small fire I was ready for. My sister needs to
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: move out of my house, says me.
- 1:03:01Speaker 12: And January, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
- 1:03:05Speaker 12: up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today Strawberry
- 1:03:08Speaker 12: letter subject is she was wearing my wig with my husband.
- 1:03:10Speaker 12: We'll get back into it.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: Right after this.
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
- 1:03:21Speaker 14: Hey, it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
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- 1:03:51Speaker 12: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
- 1:03:54Speaker 12: The subject is she was wearing my wig with my husband.
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: Been married six years to man and they have an
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: open minded couple relationship. They open minded, which means to
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: them they'll do anything to make this union work. Might
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: as well quick call in your marriage, because that ain't
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: what it is. When our sex life got stale after
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: six years, we decided to try threesome. I wonder who
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: bought that conversation though?
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: How that go?
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: I can't I don't even know how to go in
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: here and start that come. I ain't even That's why
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: I ain't even brought it up, because they don't need it,
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: because I don't know how to fix my mouth to
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: say this here, because what the ramifications is going to
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: be severe? So when the woman came over to join us,
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: just like that, just right out of nowhere. I don't
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: know where this woman came from. I don't know if
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: it was through a prayer circle or y'all was having
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: to stay out. I don't know if this help her
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: stepped out the wall at a sayous. I don't know
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: what if fether came from? Oh who she was? That's
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: it all they said. We decided to try a step
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: uh threesomes. When the woman came over to George, what
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: what what?
- 1:05:04Speaker 8: What?
- 1:05:06Speaker 6: Ain't?
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: No?
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: It didn't take no time to thing though, like she's
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: selling Avon or something like she married Kate, Now.
- 1:05:11Speaker 4: She married Kay bothering you.
- 1:05:14Speaker 8: Yeah what what? Wow? Uh?
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: It didn't go as planning. She and I was fooling
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: around a few minutes before my husband told me he
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: didn't want to So the lady left and had me
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: thinking my husband satisfied with me, so we resumed our
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: normal sex lafe. Then Christmas as sister got put out
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: the house because were fire and they'd been staying with
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: him and uh since January, and it's then created some
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: tension between her and her sister. She want her sister out,
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: her sister and the little nieces over there. So uh,
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: when you all have tension. Your husband always took my
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: sister's side when we would get into it, and he
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: told me show some grace, So that made me suspicious.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: Why would he want me to show her some grace.
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: My niece and I have conversations all the time, and
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: it's usually gibberish. That depends on how old a niece is.
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: Five five okay, she's five okay, But being a week ago,
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: my niece told me that her mammy took a nap
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: with Uncle Teddy on the county who well, all she
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: saw was the nap, uh huh, all she saw was
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: the ramifications of an activity that produced a nap with
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: Uncle Teddy. I asked my husband, and he said, it's
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: the child's active imagination. Now, let me tell you something
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: about five year old kids. Oh, they don't imagine nothing
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: like that. My mama was in there laying on Uncle Teddy.
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: She saw that.
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: Kids just say what they saw. She not talking about
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: her imaginary friend. She talking about two actual peace. My
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: mama was in there with Uncle Teddy, laying on him,
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: taking a nap. Then your husband says his active the
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: child's active imagination. So then she said.
- 1:07:12Speaker 9: I tried to come home early a few times to
- 1:07:14Speaker 9: catch him, but I never did see anything.
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: But then last Sunday was different. I wasn't feeling so good.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: I left church early with a pound and headache. I
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: never expected to walk into my house and see what
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: I saw. Okay, here we go, Sunday afternoon.
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: Here we go.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: My sister was lounging around in my short blonde weed
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: and my husband was in the kitchen making mimosa my maid,
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: my maid. You know they had mimosas at brunch. That's
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: orange juice. And Champagne said, um easy, he is an't
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: like Sunday Mom? Yeah, I want to be so I
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: want to be friend.
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: Crazy man crazy, and.
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: My leiece was still asleep. I asked my sister why
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: she was laying around my house in her pajamas without
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: a roll bone, and she said, I'm paranoid and she
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: can't live like this, so she will be out of
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: my house. Sap am I paranoid? Or is my intuition
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: always right? Well, if your intuition is always right, what
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: you write us for.
- 1:08:42Speaker 6: Now?
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: I normally take the man's side on this, but you
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: end up making him mimosas though that and she ain't
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: never that blond wig on you know, you know the
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: role play, Yeah, because now I don't even really know
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: how to make up a most I just know it's
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: orange juicing champagne. I put it together though i'ma come
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: in there with something, so you know, they're off of
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: that on the plane all the time. I don't never
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: like it. I don't like champagne, oh orangeoo. So so
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: some got to be fit to pop off, especially got
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: the wig on and jam ain't got no snaps, jam
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: ain't nobody. Last dawn we finlah sit in there and
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: drink these mimosa by baby sleep and we locked them
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: in there because what what what Uncle Teddy is Finn
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: to do is have her walk down, see them sleep
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: on that couch so the baby don't locked she locked
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: in that room?
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:09:52Speaker 4: Thank you, Steve.
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: What you think it is?
- 1:09:55Speaker 6: It is? Yeah.
- 1:09:55Speaker 12: Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram at
- 1:09:59Speaker 12: Steve har at them and check out the Strawberry Letter
- 1:10:01Speaker 12: podcast on demand. Now coming up next, it is Junior
- 1:10:04Speaker 12: and Sports Talk.
- 1:10:06Speaker 4: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:10:14Speaker 14: Hey, it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside.
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- 1:10:44Speaker 4: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Junior,
- 1:10:47Speaker 4: what you got for is.
- 1:10:48Speaker 11: I need to talk to my friend pimping. I need pimping.
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: From here go.
- 1:10:59Speaker 5: What's going on?
- 1:11:00Speaker 8: Pipping man?
- 1:11:00Speaker 5: Happy?
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: Happy?
- 1:11:01Speaker 8: Your pippin ain't heavy?
- 1:11:03Speaker 2: New Year ladies?
- 1:11:07Speaker 4: Something Monica?
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: You doing all right now?
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: Car or something?
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: Chockoling?
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: You good?
- 1:11:12Speaker 4: Hey, I'm good, Charlotte.
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: I said you got on the pimp oat?
- 1:11:21Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: Yeah, what is that puppy that's cold? Yeah, puppy, puppy nines.
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: You know, dang, they don't live Elver all the time,
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: you know, jee, what's up man?
- 1:11:38Speaker 4: Pippy?
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: What you got on?
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: Pippy?
- 1:11:40Speaker 8: What what is that?
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: I was hoping you would ask?
- 1:11:44Speaker 4: You know, all this right here?
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: This whole suit is made out of confetti. I swept
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: it up at Times Square. They dropped the ball and
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: gave it to my sister, and my whole suit is confetti.
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: The ain't nothing like me. Yeah, we can we go
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: pipping this playoffs?
- 1:12:08Speaker 13: Man?
- 1:12:08Speaker 11: Here we go, man, rams pass is how you feel
- 1:12:11Speaker 11: about this?
- 1:12:13Speaker 9: Oh?
- 1:12:13Speaker 7: Man?
- 1:12:14Speaker 8: You know what?
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: Man, I'm shure pulling for them panthers. Man, I show
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: hope they do something. You know, I don't care about
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: none of these games. But just go ahead, though, you.
- 1:12:22Speaker 4: Know, Okay, Packer's bandage.
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: To bass Finn to do this thing on that one
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: right here for you Chicago, bass and put something. You know, Caleb,
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: Caleb Willimons finally turned into be a really good quarterback.
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: You ain't take that fingernail polish off.
- 1:12:37Speaker 16: I tell you.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: You know, as soon as you quit wearing that fingernail polish,
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: you could throw that ball.
- 1:12:43Speaker 4: You know.
- 1:12:44Speaker 11: There you go, Bills in the Jaguars pipping.
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: Oh, this is gonna be a tough one, man, because
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: the jag Wis is playing some ball man, dude ball
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: Bills though, Oh Eagles, baby, he goes all the way,
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: all day, all.
- 1:13:08Speaker 11: Right, charges Patriots pipping.
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care about any one there.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: I ain't never pulled for the Patriots in nothing ever
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: since they turned their school bus over, I ain't never
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: pulled for I ain't got nothing to do with them. Tom,
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: I don't give it who on the team he woulda want?
- 1:13:27Speaker 11: That mean the most to me. Pipping the Texans and
- 1:13:30Speaker 11: the stealers, pimper.
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: Texas, come on, Texas, because I'm from Cleveland. I hate
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: pitt bab I don't get.
- 1:13:48Speaker 12: All right, Junior, thank you, thank you. Pimping coming up
- 1:13:51Speaker 12: at the top of the hour. Can a married man
- 1:13:53Speaker 12: still fix things at his ex wife's house? We'll talk
- 1:13:57Speaker 12: about it right after this you're listening to with Steve
- 1:14:00Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show. All right, this is from Julian in
- 1:14:07Speaker 12: Saint Petersburg. Julian says, I sometimes go buy my ex
- 1:14:11Speaker 12: wife's house to fix things, and I never tell my
- 1:14:13Speaker 12: wife about it. I think my wife suspects suspects that
- 1:14:16Speaker 12: I was over there in mid December because she's been
- 1:14:20Speaker 12: making comments about me living in the past. I shouldn't
- 1:14:23Speaker 12: have to explain myself because my kids live in that house.
- 1:14:27Speaker 12: I think she's going to blow up on me at
- 1:14:29Speaker 12: any minute before that happens. How do I explain my
- 1:14:32Speaker 12: feelings to her?
- 1:14:33Speaker 6: Oh?
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: Wow, she's going over the first.
- 1:14:35Speaker 4: He doesn't want to lie.
- 1:14:36Speaker 9: Call it.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: He don't want to lie.
- 1:14:41Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't think so.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: Let's just go back to what he said just now.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: How do I explain my feelings to her? Don't ever
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: say that he's still why not? He doesn't want to
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: look to her feelings that situation, because just don't you
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: don't say feelings.
- 1:15:08Speaker 4: Men don't have feelings. Men have feelings.
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: What are you saying not towards your ex? You can't
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: tell your wife? How do I explain to my wife
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: my feelings for feelings, You're over there because you feel
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: like you over there out of obligations. You feel obligated
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: to provide for your kids. You're not over there to
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: help her out, So don't ever say feelings. Secondly, you
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: said she suspects you were over there in mid December.
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: Uh huh, Caul, she until she's seen your car in
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: that driveway and take a picture of it. You ain't
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: been over there. Uh huh.
- 1:15:52Speaker 12: But what if he and his ex wife are like
- 1:15:54Speaker 12: friendly because they have to co parent? You know that
- 1:15:57Speaker 12: does happen when you break up with someone you're friendly
- 1:16:00Speaker 12: with them, especially if kids are involved.
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't know anything about it because I because
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: I've never been friends with that.
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: I don't know how they or what if the kids say?
- 1:16:14Speaker 14: What if the kids say, Okay, Daddy, see you in
- 1:16:17Speaker 14: a couple of weeks when you you know, stop by
- 1:16:21Speaker 14: the house and.
- 1:16:23Speaker 4: Help us fix.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: Or whatever?
- 1:16:27Speaker 8: You know?
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: Good the hell?
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: Well, I ain't been by your house. What is you
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: talking about? Sent me in a couple of weeks?
- 1:16:32Speaker 4: You look so confused.
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: Then I pulled them over to the side. Okay, say
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: something else. If I take the bike?
- 1:16:40Speaker 4: You threatened him? You just shot that bike for Christmas?
- 1:16:46Speaker 4: What's the big hell, Daddy.
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: You're gonna You're gonna be playing football with no equipment.
- 1:16:53Speaker 3: We appreciate you. You are daddy, you could do that.
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: We need to washing machine.
- 1:17:00Speaker 9: Dad.
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: Listen to me.
- 1:17:02Speaker 4: Listen to me.
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna just tell you something that you're
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: gonna have to deal with this. I ain't you real, daddy,
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: God you say, Daddy, I'm.
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: Called to me that.
- 1:17:19Speaker 4: All right, we have time for another one. This is
- 1:17:23Speaker 4: from Chester in Shreveport.
- 1:17:25Speaker 12: Chester says, my wife was in the hospital and her
- 1:17:27Speaker 12: sister got a little too comfy in my arms. I
- 1:17:31Speaker 12: hugged her sister and held her for a minute because
- 1:17:34Speaker 12: she was crying. But then she slid one of her
- 1:17:36Speaker 12: legs between mine and acted like she was going to
- 1:17:39Speaker 12: fall back. She had stopped crying and was looking me
- 1:17:42Speaker 12: dead in my eyes while she did that. I almost
- 1:17:45Speaker 12: dropped her because our body parts were rubbing. I have
- 1:17:49Speaker 12: stayed away from her since then. Was she coming on
- 1:17:52Speaker 12: to me or truly sad?
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: No good hell will what she did? Nobody put her
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: thigh between your.
- 1:18:00Speaker 4: Leg, stop crying and look him dead at his eye? Yeah,
- 1:18:07Speaker 4: some sister. She is yeah horrible, and her sister's in
- 1:18:11Speaker 4: the hospital.
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: Laying right there.
- 1:18:14Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, well oh really like.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: Well, if you think she ain't gonna make it, and
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: you know.
- 1:18:26Speaker 4: What happened, that's when you went, w thinks she ain't
- 1:18:32Speaker 4: gonna get up?
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: I'm looking for that next next time you're at the hospital,
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: read that shot.
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: And from there.
- 1:18:41Speaker 12: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have more, Yeah,
- 1:18:45Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to the
- 1:18:48Speaker 12: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So neph you're ready
- 1:18:55Speaker 12: to love Detroit is winding down. There's an all new
- 1:18:58Speaker 12: episode tonight at nine eighth Central on own Now. Tell
- 1:19:03Speaker 12: us about this weekend retreat that the couples had. I mean,
- 1:19:06Speaker 12: they spent some quality time together, right.
- 1:19:09Speaker 9: Yeah, but it ain't it's quality, but it's it's it's
- 1:19:13Speaker 9: very nervous quality because don't you know, because you got
- 1:19:16Speaker 9: to make a decision when you get in the house. Yeah,
- 1:19:18Speaker 9: you know what I mean, You've got to make a
- 1:19:19Speaker 9: decision because because you got you got so many men,
- 1:19:23Speaker 9: so many women, and it's not an even number, it's less,
- 1:19:27Speaker 9: it's less men than it is women. So once a
- 1:19:29Speaker 9: man make a decision, somebody gonna be left out. Don't
- 1:19:32Speaker 9: be left out. So you go after you make a decision,
- 1:19:34Speaker 9: that's gonna be a lady stand on side saying, oh
- 1:19:37Speaker 9: you didn't pick me.
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: Oh okay, I see where we're at. Now.
- 1:19:40Speaker 4: You know the lady, Yeah, the lady they call Michelle Obama.
- 1:19:45Speaker 4: She was feeling like that.
- 1:19:46Speaker 8: You know.
- 1:19:47Speaker 4: One of her, the male contestant, was lying on the
- 1:19:50Speaker 4: bed and she jumped on the bed.
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: Hi, how you doing?
- 1:19:53Speaker 4: She just jumped on the bed with him and started
- 1:19:55Speaker 4: talking to him.
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: I was like, okay, she fight for a position.
- 1:20:00Speaker 8: Uh huh.
- 1:20:01Speaker 4: Yeah, she's feeling left out. Yeah, she interrupted.
- 1:20:04Speaker 12: As couple was talking, she just interrupted, came and sat
- 1:20:07Speaker 12: between them and started talking.
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: So how y'all doing?
- 1:20:10Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:20:11Speaker 4: Yeah, So I don't know. All right, So did anybody
- 1:20:16Speaker 4: hook up for.
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell you that.
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: You got to tune in? Okay, I get Ready to
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- 1:20:32Speaker 8: Okay?
- 1:20:33Speaker 3: All right?
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- 1:21:20Speaker 4: Which one?
- 1:21:21Speaker 2: Oh?
- 1:21:22Speaker 9: No, I'm at that strip club. Cologne and I got it.
- 1:21:26Speaker 9: I got mints, cologne, I got air Thingfully, I'm at
- 1:21:30Speaker 9: Chucky Cheese. I'm not in no the ass room. I'm
- 1:21:32Speaker 9: not doing that.
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be in here working with you washing
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: your handed you know, towel, don't give it. What kind
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: of mists you got? Just skip the cologne. I'm giving
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: your nuts. I'm gonna be a hit this Chucky Cheese.
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: Mistreat le's kid them.
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: Somewhere else. Get out there, come in chuck it, chuck.
- 1:21:59Speaker 2: This way.
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: Yeah, come on over, play with the white kids.
- 1:22:03Speaker 5: So stop.
- 1:22:06Speaker 4: All right, guys, moving on, share chucking now, you got.
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: To share him. I'm not gonna be in no bathroom
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: hand nobody. No, I ain't good at that old servant message.
- 1:22:20Speaker 4: All right, all right, we can move on.
- 1:22:22Speaker 12: Would you rather be recognized for your intelligence or would
- 1:22:26Speaker 12: you rather be recognized for your kindness?
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: My intelligence? You know I got a lot?
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: Okay, no, no, Tommy, Tommy, listen to me. That question
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: for you was a no brainer, just.
- 1:22:44Speaker 6: A right.
- 1:22:45Speaker 4: He's so nice, Tommy, so nice.
- 1:22:49Speaker 9: For your kindness to sin, I can be intelligently kind.
- 1:22:56Speaker 2: See right there, right there.
- 1:22:58Speaker 3: We're all looking at the radio. Squint eye.
- 1:23:04Speaker 4: Yeah, let it go, all right.
- 1:23:06Speaker 12: Would you rather never cry again? Or would you rather
- 1:23:09Speaker 12: always cry just over the smallest things?
- 1:23:12Speaker 4: You're just bawling? Control this crocodiles here, I.
- 1:23:17Speaker 2: Gotta cry now. I can't just not ever cry.
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: I'm not crying about everything.
- 1:23:23Speaker 4: Yeah, the small little bitty stuff you don't cry about.
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: I'm a Cleveland Brown fan. I'm not finn to do
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: this every Sunday.
- 1:23:31Speaker 2: I'm tinn to cry like Jordan's.
- 1:23:35Speaker 4: All right, mam.
- 1:23:36Speaker 12: Would you rather be over six feet tall or would
- 1:23:41Speaker 12: you rather be blessed in other places.
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: I'm both so go ahead.
- 1:23:51Speaker 4: And to go ahead tell me come on, Yeah, we're waiting.
- 1:23:58Speaker 4: I'm will to do Yeah, Junior said he was gonna
- 1:24:01Speaker 4: be over sixty.
- 1:24:03Speaker 2: I'm well to do.
- 1:24:04Speaker 8: What.
- 1:24:06Speaker 4: So you're blessed?
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: You want to say what it is like to be tall?
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying?
- 1:24:10Speaker 4: I'm blessed in on the place blessed in?
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: That ain't a question. So you want to be tall?
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: You don't have to be tall to be blessed. Well,
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: that ain't a question. Okay, So you're just gonn take
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: your little yourself over there with.
- 1:24:28Speaker 12: My last break of the day and will close out
- 1:24:30Speaker 12: the show with the one and only Steve Harvey.
- 1:24:35Speaker 4: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 1:25:12Speaker 12: Here we are, guys, our last break of the day
- 1:25:14Speaker 12: on this Friday. It's been a good Friday. Thank you guys, Junior.
- 1:25:19Speaker 12: You have something for Steve as we go out?
- 1:25:21Speaker 4: Yeah, on this weekend.
- 1:25:23Speaker 10: You know, you know, I was talking to a friend
- 1:25:26Speaker 10: the other day and find out, like some friends at
- 1:25:28Speaker 10: the beginning of the year, they feel this way. So
- 1:25:30Speaker 10: I thought i'd asked you, and I just asked you,
- 1:25:32Speaker 10: a what's some advice you can give the people who
- 1:25:35Speaker 10: feel the loss or unmotivated for this year?
- 1:25:37Speaker 11: What should be they drive? They just don't know where
- 1:25:39Speaker 11: to start at.
- 1:25:41Speaker 2: What friends was you talking to.
- 1:25:45Speaker 4: Always?
- 1:25:47Speaker 2: They just sitting around here, all these serious conversations. Nobody Steve,
- 1:25:53Speaker 2: what you thought they were gonna do, ask.
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: To make it, but ain't nobody. He ain't ain't asking
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: that as you that's a sh Let's just let's just
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: clear that up now. You add because you talk to him, because.
- 1:26:10Speaker 8: They need not.
- 1:26:14Speaker 9: Have a lot of serious kinds, a lot of them,
- 1:26:17Speaker 9: but you know they can't have none anyway.
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: Anyway.
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: Let me let me just say this right here, for
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: people who are feeling lost for people who are out
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: there who don't have clear direction. For those of you
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: that don't that live in almost a state of confusion,
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: and if you don't have peace of mind, the thing
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: that I suggest to you in twenty twenty six is
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: to start yourself in twenty twenty six having a relationship
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: with God. That is the single greatest thing you can do.
- 1:26:58Speaker 1: And it's important, man. It's important to me, it's important
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: to you, it's important to everybody I know, because no
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: matter who you are, man, there are moments, man, where
- 1:27:10Speaker 1: you just feel a little bit unsure, you just feel
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: a little bit unsettled. Everybody goes through these moments. I
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: am telling you you have got to form a relationship
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: with God. It's imperative because if you're looking for direction,
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: God know the way. If you're tired to be confused, God,
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: God solves all problems. If you can't figure it out,
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: God know the way. If you feel lost, God is
- 1:27:50Speaker 1: in the recovery, fix it business. He can find you
- 1:27:53Speaker 1: no matter where you are. You can't fall in a
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: hole so deep that God can't come get you. That's
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: the most important thing you can do, Yes, Steve, but
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: I'm talking about that that can help me. Now, that's
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. God can help you emmediately, not
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: over course to see. See, it's the part that people
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: don't understand. People look for answers today problem immediately, when
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: that's not often how the problem is solved. The problem
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: may take time to solve. What you need is to
- 1:28:34Speaker 1: strength and the patience and the wherewithal to get you
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: through the problem until you get to the other side
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: where the solution is.
- 1:28:46Speaker 6: See.
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: If you are just solution based, where you want the
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: answer to the problem right now, that's probably what keeps you,
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: keeps you in a state of confusion and feeling lost.
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: You got to understand how God works. If you ask
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: God for strength, he usually puts you around a lot
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: of heavy situations because in those heavy situations that's how
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: you become stronger. It's like you get stronger when you
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: go to the gym and start picking up more weight.
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: You may have to start with the twenties, but after
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: a while, man, if you keep going in that gym,
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: you're gonna be able to get them fifties up. So
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: if you're asking God to help solve something, maybe what
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: God gonna do is present you with a series of
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: problems because in the problems, you learn how to solve
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: them as you work through. See, you gotta know how
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: God works, man. So when you have a relationship with God,
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: what he does is he gives you the tools that
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: you need to cope with whatever the situation is. If
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: you're tied to being confused, sometimes God just give you
- 1:30:05Speaker 1: peace of mind. If you tie or feeling lost. Sometimes
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: God will just show you a little bit of something
- 1:30:15Speaker 1: to let you know he working on it and he
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: got you going in the right direction. But you know
- 1:30:20Speaker 1: what I do Sometimes sometimes when I pray, I just
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: ask God, God, can you just show me something, send
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: me a sign and let me know it's gonna be
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: all right. You know, I ain't asking you to solve
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: the problem. Just sometimes I just need a sign. I
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: just need a little man. Dangle a carriage, show me something.
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: Let the phone rang, just man, let me know it's
- 1:30:42Speaker 1: gonna be all right. Sometimes that's all you need. But
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: you can't do this without a relationship with Him. And
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: stop waiting until it all go bad to go to him.
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: Why don't you go to him while it's okay? Why
- 1:31:01Speaker 1: don't you go to him when you're doing pretty good today?
- 1:31:07Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you wait to go to God so long,
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: you'all almost got to reintroduce yourself every time something happened.
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: I like to kind of state in the prayer mode.
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: So when I start praying, I know he knows who
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: I am. I ain't got to reintroduce myself. Start a
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: relationship with God now, y'all. That's your best chance in
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. The stronger the relationship you have with God,
- 1:31:30Speaker 1: the stronger you become, the more skills you have to cope.
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: And sometimes that's all you need. You just need better
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: coping skills. God gonna get you through. Talk to God today.
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: He would absolutely love to hear from you. Okay, y'all,
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: stay in peace. Let twenty twenty six be a better
- 1:31:47Speaker 1: year for you, and a better year will happen for you.
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: Have a better relationship.
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