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Day After Father's Day The Nephew is Back - 06.19.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: y'all do me true good to tea Steve had guy
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn out, turn love. You got to
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  Speaker 1: turn out to turn turn water wan go, comey, come
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  Speaker 1: on your things at it, h I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio
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  Speaker 1: show man. God is good to me, Yeah he is.
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  Speaker 1: It's good to all of us. Just we gotta stop
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  Speaker 1: sometimes and acknowledge it. All the small things that happened
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  Speaker 1: to you, that they're just direct favor and blessings from God,
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  Speaker 1: all of them, all of them, all of them. Man.
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  Speaker 1: So don't take it for granted. Don't take for granted
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  Speaker 1: that you woke up this morning. Please don't take that
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  Speaker 1: for granted. That's a great You know what that says
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  Speaker 1: to me when he wakes me up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: When he wakes me up in the morning, it says
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  Speaker 1: to me, Steve Harvey, and you can take this yourself.
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  Speaker 1: It says to me that God ain't through with me yet,
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  Speaker 1: that God still has a plan for me, that God
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  Speaker 1: still has a mission and for me, and that God
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  Speaker 1: still has blessings for me. So I wake up every
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  Speaker 1: day and I try to realize I don't always do
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  Speaker 1: with y'all. You know. Sometimes I wake up on the
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  Speaker 1: we're in the wrong side of the bed, like you
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  Speaker 1: get off to a little rough stop. But I catch
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  Speaker 1: myself always somewhere and I go, wait a minute, man,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, you trip it? What you got your mouth
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  Speaker 1: stick out about? What did you forget the blessing that
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  Speaker 1: it is to wake up? Steve? For real? Man? So
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get up in and you're gonna and you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna claim yourself not to be a morning person. Man,
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? People out here say that
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a morning person. Why would you lay claim
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  Speaker 1: to that? How would you make that part of your makeup?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just not a morning person. When if things go right,
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  Speaker 1: this is something you're gonna do every day the rest
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  Speaker 1: of your life. Wake up, so you're gonna wake up
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  Speaker 1: every day like that, And then you need certain things
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  Speaker 1: to happen in a row in order for you to
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  Speaker 1: get your motor started or if or on, order for
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  Speaker 1: your day to get off the right way. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't hear some bad news, that blow it. If you
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  Speaker 1: get up to go to work, that blow it. If
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  Speaker 1: you hear the alarm clock, the sign of your alarm clock,
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  Speaker 1: make me sick. Change it, Get another alarm clock, Do something, dude,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you gotta do to start jump starting your day
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  Speaker 1: so it doesn't start off where you gotta acknowledge your
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  Speaker 1: fact or leading creage to the fact that, Hey, I
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  Speaker 1: don't like mornings, man, I love mornings. Wake me up
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. Thank you, man, Thank you for waking
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  Speaker 1: me up in the morning. Thank you for giving me
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  Speaker 1: a chance another. Thank you for not being through with
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  Speaker 1: me yet. Man, Thank you for just getting me up
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  Speaker 1: so I could just go do it again. So you know,
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  Speaker 1: I just I just wanted to share that piece with
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  Speaker 1: you today, but also I wanted to talk to you
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  Speaker 1: about the process, the process of becoming successful at whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is you want to become to successful at. Once again,
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  Speaker 1: when I'm talking about success. I'm not talking about money.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about whatever you want to be successful at. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if that's a financial thing, you're shooting for a financial goal,
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  Speaker 1: ain't nothing wrong with that. Cool. This is for you.
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  Speaker 1: If you're trying to become a success at school. This
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  Speaker 1: is for you. If you're trying to become a success
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  Speaker 1: down at your job, in your career choice, cool, If
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to be successful in a relationship. Cool. This
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  Speaker 1: is for everybody that's trying to be successful on whatever level.
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  Speaker 1: Here it is. You must understand the process. This is
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  Speaker 1: not instant coffee. We're making here your success in whatever
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  Speaker 1: area concerned you. This ain't instant coffee. Here, you put
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  Speaker 1: hot water on it. You got coffee. This is the process.
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  Speaker 1: As let's let's matter of fact. Let's use coffee as
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  Speaker 1: an example. A lot of people are not successful because
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  Speaker 1: of just that they wanted to be like instant coffee. Well,
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  Speaker 1: lot them put this hot water on it. Why ain't
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  Speaker 1: I got coffee? Because you gotta go through the process.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody has to plant something to get a real good
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  Speaker 1: cup of coffee. Somebody got to plant something, a seed
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  Speaker 1: in the ground. The seed is covered with dirt. This
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  Speaker 1: is the process of becoming successful. This ain't instant coffee.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't put hot water in it. Stir it up,
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  Speaker 1: dash your coffee, start your day to become successful. We
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  Speaker 1: all want this cup of coffee. But this is the process.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody has to put a seed in the ground. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: has to cover it with dirt. Someone has to tend it,
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  Speaker 1: someone has to farm it. Someone gotta look after it.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody gotta water, watering, nurturing, fertilize it. Then that seed
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  Speaker 1: sprouts up out the ground becomes a plant. Now, this
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  Speaker 1: plant got to be tended to water, nurtured, prune. Then
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  Speaker 1: after a couple of years or some time goes by,
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  Speaker 1: that plant bears of fruit or bears a plant, a vegetable,
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  Speaker 1: whatever they phrase it, well, whatever they use as a
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  Speaker 1: turn for, and it produces a coffee bean. Now, this
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  Speaker 1: coffee bean has now got to be harvested. It's gotta
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  Speaker 1: get picked. See the same instant coffee yard. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Juan veil Day has gotta come down a dunkey, you've
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  Speaker 1: seen the commercial. He gotta pick it. Then they gotta
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  Speaker 1: package it. Then somebody got to ship it. Now, after
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  Speaker 1: ship it's a coffee being in a package. But now
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  Speaker 1: I guess what on this d over here. Somebody gotta
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  Speaker 1: pay for it. Then it's got to be the particular
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  Speaker 1: brand that you want, or it's gotta be the brand
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  Speaker 1: that tastes best to you. Somebody got to purchase it.
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  Speaker 1: Then we take that being home. Now, guess what we
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  Speaker 1: gotta do. Still still got some work to do. If
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  Speaker 1: you got coffee beans, you got to have a coffee grinder.
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  Speaker 1: You got to meel it up to the right consistency.
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  Speaker 1: Then you got to put it in your pot. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta heat up some water to a to to a
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  Speaker 1: certain temperature, and then you gotta get it to boiling.
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  Speaker 1: I mean what you know, whatever temperature it is, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta get it to ball and the near balling or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And then it's got to do go through another process
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  Speaker 1: called brewing. It's got to brew. Then when it's done
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  Speaker 1: brewing and the roma feels the house and that fragrance
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  Speaker 1: that you love so much to smell a coffee if
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  Speaker 1: you're a coffee drinker, but we're just using this as
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  Speaker 1: an analogy, then you get to pull yourself a cup.
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  Speaker 1: That's the process. You got to understand. There is a
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  Speaker 1: process to becoming successful. Ain't no shortcut. There ain't no
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  Speaker 1: instant coffee that tastes better than the coffee I just described.
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  Speaker 1: And it don't last that long, and it don't belong
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  Speaker 1: to you. You didn't earn it. It's instant. It just
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  Speaker 1: don't taste the same. It's been freeze dried for your convenience.
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  Speaker 1: The best coffee in the world is brewed. It's a process.
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  Speaker 1: Your success is a process. Don't don't get deterred by
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  Speaker 1: the process. Don't give up because it seems like it's
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  Speaker 1: too many steps. Keep taking. Don't let the process stop you.
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  Speaker 1: Be determined. Don't let the process defeat you. That's what
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  Speaker 1: stops people from becoming successful. That's why there aren't more
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  Speaker 1: successful people in whatever area you're talking about, because the
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  Speaker 1: process gets to him. I'm tired of planning, I'm tired
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  Speaker 1: of picking, I'm tired of filizing, I'm tired of watering.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired of grinding. I'm tired of waiting. I won't
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  Speaker 1: I want to cough. And now it's a process. Success
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  Speaker 1: as a process. Don't turn around, y'all. Keep praying God
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  Speaker 1: to help you keep moving. Let's go. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: twenty one minutes after that. I welcome to the ride.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody on board? Are you on board? How are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Long pause? Yeah, everybody's here. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Had man? The nephew is back from vacation. How about that?
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  Speaker 1: Is that good? Lad you back? Thank you? We missed
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  Speaker 1: you man, Thank you, and I'm gonna get on all
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  Speaker 1: of y'all in due time. We really didn't miss you, man,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, and by when he means him, but they
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  Speaker 1: missed you too. They told me let's go down to
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  Speaker 1: miss land. Surely did you miss me? First of all?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning? That's how we started this show. You're coming
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  Speaker 1: to this house and not speak everybody on this port? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know how you were raised. I'm sorry, you're right,
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  Speaker 1: junior boy. Yeah, man, I missed you. Man. I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: you're back to thank you topping them on the call.
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  Speaker 1: Hey nephew, what's up? Crew? All right? All right, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. I'm not feeling missed right now, but you
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  Speaker 1: know I missed you both. You're okay, Needy, it's like
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  Speaker 1: a bad did you say? Oh? Happy Father's Day? Two guys, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: be lady Father's Day? Thank you so much, so nice.
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  Speaker 1: I got about for the Texas. That's it. You did
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  Speaker 1: get mine. Okay, you did get my text get you,
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't respond and I got chest Tis, so
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  Speaker 1: I answered back, oh, I love your art because you're
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  Speaker 1: so need you know how this business goes. Everybody was
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  Speaker 1: cool gifts. I actually cook for Fathers Day. I feel
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  Speaker 1: I felt like cooking. So I did a show I
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  Speaker 1: was at what was that The arena was probably still
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  Speaker 1: on stage. I mean, god, you know your cousin going going.
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  Speaker 1: So we're going on first and he's sounding like an
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  Speaker 1: hour and a half and then Rudy Russia's headlining. M
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  Speaker 1: Seeing Seeing comes on stage, puts a chair down instead
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  Speaker 1: of walking around, so the people in the back couldn't
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  Speaker 1: even see all. It's it's her behind right, this is around.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta work you gotta work around. Don d c.
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  Speaker 1: Current comes in smoking. We had to call the fire
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  Speaker 1: department on him. He was a smoking all the way around.
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  Speaker 1: He's smoking a cigar, so the firelarm goes off. Right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the only one that did good to me. All
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  Speaker 1: we care about Jay, That's all we care about it.
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  Speaker 1: This comedy always alright, alright, coming up, coming up, guys,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, we'll talk about vacations. We'll finish this up
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  Speaker 1: to and we'll do ask the new Guy. All that
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  Speaker 1: coming up. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: to talk about vacation memories of the network. Just got
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  Speaker 1: back from vacation. And instead of and and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do this as well, instead of asked Steve this morning,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do ask the new guy. And we all
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  Speaker 1: know that the new guy is. Yeah, it's you j J.
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown. Yeah, you can only be here a couple
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  Speaker 1: of days. Yeah, so call us if you have any
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  Speaker 1: questions for the talented, the very funny Jay Anthony Brown
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  Speaker 1: at eight seven seven twenty nine Steve eight seven seven
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  Speaker 1: twenty nine, Steve, we'll take your calls, of course, because
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  Speaker 1: we want to know people you know, and Tom, you
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  Speaker 1: can call him. Come on, talk to the new guy,
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  Speaker 1: to you old ball, to your old don't like so much,
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  Speaker 1: A lot of with a lot of tea. And if
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  Speaker 1: you want to know, Steve is out today. Stevens out.
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  Speaker 1: I know you want talking is out And this is
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  Speaker 1: the last time I leave y'all with him as since
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  Speaker 1: you can't control him, just can't do nothing for a
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  Speaker 1: few days without tried. We were trying tell you what
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  Speaker 1: to do. It's the story of my life for the
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  Speaker 1: last seventeen years. I blame Junior doing sits right there.
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  Speaker 1: Watch he co signed on everything says, yeah, it ain't good.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't good. Junior said, right there, and watch that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know he's gonna see it. When he said,
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  Speaker 1: my mouth open to grab the mic, Junior drop across
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  Speaker 1: the table like I did. Then he's on a well
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  Speaker 1: needed vacation right now. Let's just go go go, honey,
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  Speaker 1: go down, just leave. Then the words surely mama, everyone
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  Speaker 1: has since everyone heard you somewhere, all right, So come on, nephew.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't. I know you had some I know it
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  Speaker 1: was crazy too. Sometimes your vacation can be too long,
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  Speaker 1: and but this one I was so terrified because everything
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  Speaker 1: my kids wanted to do. We went to Camcoon by
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  Speaker 1: the way, but everything they want, every every name of
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  Speaker 1: that place. It's just I just you can't. You'll stay
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  Speaker 1: with the can part, but that can can. I feel
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  Speaker 1: you on that one, Jay, don't. I never thought about
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  Speaker 1: it until you set that just now, But I feel
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  Speaker 1: you on it. But everything they wanted to do was
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  Speaker 1: dad devil. Like we did the zip line, it was
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  Speaker 1: we've done it. But my kids was just dog and
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  Speaker 1: daddy out because the higher we got up, I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to come back down. You can go different heights. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: as you once you start, you have to keep Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, Timmy, not to cut your story off,
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  Speaker 1: but I gotta I gotta remind you of this. Remember
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  Speaker 1: when we all went zip lining at we were at
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  Speaker 1: disney World and can't come but Ellen was with us.
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  Speaker 1: That's Ellen was with us. That's what threw me off.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, where was Zipline and j and Junior and
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  Speaker 1: this little girls behind me? She was like seven and
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  Speaker 1: she was so sick of me because I was scared
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  Speaker 1: on every It was terrible. Lady, Come on, old dude.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna come back after some jams. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, listen. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we're gonna talk
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  Speaker 1: about the Tupac biopic All Eyes on Me. I saw
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  Speaker 1: it over the weekend. I liked it. I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was good. I thought the young man who played Tupac
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  Speaker 1: did a very good job. I was he did, he did,
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  Speaker 1: and he's got another project coming up right after this one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he's doing. Yes, he's doing it. Say that DERI
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  Speaker 1: and not doing you're doing suppress and then he goes
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  Speaker 1: right into production. We must stop this. His name is
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Demetrius Ship Jr. You're gonna be doing the talk and
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: everything'll be doing it. It's amazing. It's amazing. You know,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: you're amazing. All right, here's great news, great news. The
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Carter twins are here. Beyonce and jay Z had their babies.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Yet we'll have national news headlines. Miss Anna's out today.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I'll be doing those headlines. But right now it is Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Reverend Adnoid there he goes, and Dick and def Jam
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  Speaker 1: back in the building. They're here with church compliance and
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  Speaker 1: back in the building and been on vacation. It is now.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't funds here. That fun paid good money for
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  Speaker 1: two funded player anyway, that's the Jack Pott joined. Don't
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  Speaker 1: speak Yes, change change hollelul yeah che. Reverend Motown is
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  Speaker 1: out and his brother and with you are you breathing
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  Speaker 1: through directly through you? Now it's just cool chool get
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  Speaker 1: that's a mouth breatherer. If I haven't heard was girls
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  Speaker 1: they got some in heller for that. You've tried all
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  Speaker 1: of that. None of that works. Ps. All of this
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  Speaker 1: this is now He went with bick vapor. What I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you this day, well, I have some complaints. Then
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  Speaker 1: let's see if you can handle this. While your brother
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  Speaker 1: that the tambourine sister Bernardina, Loma Linda and Gustie Parral
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  Speaker 1: had a fight with the drummer and the bass player
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  Speaker 1: for sitting the instruments on the tambourines and bending them.
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  Speaker 1: Now one of the tambarines is around the drummer's neck
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  Speaker 1: and he can't get that off. The bass player is
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  Speaker 1: still unconscious with a tambourine learned in his left butt cheek. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: They are wanting for you to figure out how to
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  Speaker 1: get the drama and the bass player because they don't
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  Speaker 1: look like gonna make it when he walkes you here, chink.
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  Speaker 1: One shakes his neck and the other shakes his But
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  Speaker 1: you can get a song out of yea. I have
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  Speaker 1: a church announcement. I have one church adoot me get
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  Speaker 1: this in real quick time. I've heard that and said
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  Speaker 1: that the white actually meet tips on their black brandkids hair.
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  Speaker 1: We'll meet in meeting rooms. Have the right parents, the
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  Speaker 1: right brandparents need tips on their black brandchild's head. Have
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  Speaker 1: you don't see that? That is the most disgusting thing
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  Speaker 1: trying to come to that little room. My goodness, go
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  Speaker 1: right ahead. Christ I think y'all need to start with
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  Speaker 1: this grief and scalps. That need to be the first seat.
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  Speaker 1: That is the saddest thing. He tried to act like
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  Speaker 1: that with a little girl that's walk away from away
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  Speaker 1: from her head of the baby. I know, complain here.
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  Speaker 1: The wet Robe car Wash fund raised this Saturday, and
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  Speaker 1: now we are asking that Sister Sharing and Sister car
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  Speaker 1: and participate this year. They have missed the last two
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  Speaker 1: years and they have yet to confirm they they're gonna come. Yes, right,
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  Speaker 1: and we want them in the wet Robe car Wash
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  Speaker 1: participate because let's we had to wear two tough situation that,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, did we raise money? We know we
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  Speaker 1: could raise a lot if we get these two, if
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  Speaker 1: we could at least get one in the front of
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  Speaker 1: the car one in the back. Do have you blew
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  Speaker 1: you up? Now? It's been blown? O can't go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: It's hard here. We go back room forth, Here we go. Uhh.
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  Speaker 1: The pretty girls with one's had friend meeting on him.
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  Speaker 1: The pretty girls with the one fat friend meeting will
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  Speaker 1: be held, you know every pretty girls got always. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be held in meeting room seven. Now here's a lot footnote.
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  Speaker 1: The fat friend must stay outside. But the meeting is
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  Speaker 1: about for the pretty girls. Some pretty girls who have
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  Speaker 1: one fat friend will meeting me to bring seven fat
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• 24:55
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  Speaker 1: her back by accident. She was supposed to be lying
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  Speaker 1: on her back for the procedure. She didn't know and
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: laid on her stomach by accident. The doctor didn't notice
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: and gave her two breasts on her back. She is
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: asking us to help get a broth that's gonna hold
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: up on foulk breath with shoulder straps. I'm thinking, yeah, yeah, really,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, here we go. We got one more. Can
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: keep it at your head. The gangsters and thugs with
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: small dogs with me with small dogs with me and metium,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: don't you know her ridiculously? Yeah, if you don't have
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: a pull, get your rest out of here. We gangster, gangster,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Where are you gotta dog? You can hold it in
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: the palm of your hand. Yeah, you can't beat gangster
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: with a gold grill and a yark. It's not inflications
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: holding the dog, and that is don't get you a dog,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: don't have to get Okay, al right, here's a complaint. Right,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: somebody cut chiplands on sandy and the being tied back
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: of the church is still thinking. Now what they wanted
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: to do is have a chipling breath test to see
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: who if it would lead to who did it? And
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: this means you're approval and not if you get started.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: But we're gonna have a lineup and smell everybody's breathing
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the tester not oh we go on turn or can
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: we wrap us up? We have one more a lot
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: this Monday. Okay, good, good good. It is summertime, which
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: means demand on some the show a little good. I
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: can't say that one big girls to let the show
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: just a little good with meeting meeting room four, meeting
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: for these girls just just be a little bit. It's
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: a little terrible good, just not much, just scary, just
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: just a hint of good. You've seen him. They all
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: in the ball. You don't walk me walk back. That's
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: a little hint them. You think you should cover that up.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I think you know. I like the ones that they
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: have more back meat. I love back meat, my back
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: meat man. I'm back meat man, just like the lady
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: with the breath on her back. That's they couldn't be
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: too caere of them. I'm not turning away a woman
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: with folk bread. I'm not gonna do what you now,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Why would I do something in front something the back?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I don't care if you're coming to go, and it's
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: all right with me. The back I hate. Let me
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: and then who liked to walk in their arms don't move,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: will be asked. Just don't move it up? Yeah yeah,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: it just hands straight up and down, straight straight up.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: And I've been shot at me, trusted. You want to
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: know what they up to. If your hand can't fit
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: in your pipe, if your arms don't sweating, it means something.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Look what I'm saying, Oh man, this is so ignorant.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Well that's how the complaints I had, that's all the
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: churchen up since I wrote, all right, you almost got
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: outside of the jump. You went over the landing outside,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: but come on back and I'm back here. I'm back
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: in and seen it didn't She turns complaint and turn ann. Alright, guys, yeah,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I like the cod bristo. I just had the right.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I had the right that one. I don't know where
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: they came outside of the joke. Yeah, we just got
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: a tweet. Surely you better participate in the car wash.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: You ain't the wet road wet road car was only
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: short rolls, not them long disgusting to get. I didn't
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: get the rams. Sure I can see you on realms
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: and tied anyway. Anyway, al right, guys, is hurting a
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: little bit. It's a little bit, yeah, a little bit. Alright,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: As as I mentioned, Miss Anna's on vacation. You're listening
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, as we mentioned,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey is out much needed rest. Uh and miss
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: and out, miss and get a nap. He can't go
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: to Columbia, he can't go to Flint. He can't do nothing,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: man Rich. So yeah, miss and is out. So I'll
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: have the news for you this morning and checking the movie.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: The weekend movie money Makers Cars three, Cars three has
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: ended Wonder Woman's reign at the box office. The animated sequel.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: It earned fifty three and a half million dollars fifty
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: three point five million in its debut weekend. That's for cars.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I loved one and two. I loved one of the
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: very funny. That's the thing about it. Good because school
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: is out and everything, so the kids are out, so
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: you gotta take your kids to the movie. I go, oh, yeah,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: for sure. This is a sixteenth Pixar film to open
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: at number one, number two. As I mentioned, Wonder Woman
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: forty eight million, number three movie. All Eyes on Me
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: seven point one million dollars it took to make this movie, though,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I gotta we gotta look that up, alright, All Eyes
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: on Me. It's a two Puck Shakore biopic. It opened
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: in third Okay, Like there's a little in the movie.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: If you go see it, you don't know if you
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: called it. This is actually true. There's an iPhone six.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I really I heard I heard that. I didn't. Yeah,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: this should have been Yeah, they're taking phone seven. That's
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: what I heard. I phoned seven. That's what I heard
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: that did let you know that really you ain't did?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: That's like watching The Western and the Phone right, Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: was a good movie. I thought it was good. I really.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: The film stars Dimitrius Ship Junior as Tupac. Demitrius Ship
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: talks about reflecting the different personas of Tupac and all
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: eyes on me take a listen. Everybody has the Park
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: that they love and that's I love the poetic Park,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I love the doug like Park, I love the philosopher Park.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I loved it, but I want them to be able
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: to see it all in a way that they haven't
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: seen him before. Well, congratulations to you, Dimitrius Ship Junior,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: because you did an outstanding job. As we look so
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: close movie so as he finished, what's your production stch
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: right after this, and Sheryl is doing Wesley's movie. So y'all,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: you guys stop that. That is not nice, does it?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: And we won't do it if you don't laugh, I'm
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: not laughing you you fu back down. Here's a question
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: for you guys. What's your favorite Tupac song? Oh Yes,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: come out, Come out California. Love the one that did
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: for Biggie, which meant that something had to happen when
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: he wrote the song. That's why you weren't starts off,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: That's why I you know, with the song starts like that.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: First he's cutting a biggie him him. If that don't
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: make you want to fight, nothing else will? Man? Put
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: it on the church and that's on your way to him.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: But you're supposed to go to somebody's house when somebody
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: does a song like that went in. This is what
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Matt Bonds was playing when he was rolling the hook
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: up with Fisher that day. How do you record that
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: and don't expect somebody to come after you? Man? That's man? Yeah,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I did, I did, I did one time. Yeah in
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: l A, Yeah I did. He was a nice guy.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: You're talking about charisma, He had it. He really really did.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Beautiful smile one hundred what smile I mean just yeah.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: So what lady said about what is she upset about? Well,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: the King with Jada Um. She was saying that they
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: didn't really depict their relationship true to life in the movie. Uh,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: you know, but the thing is, Jada, it's it is
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: a movie, you know, and they have artistic license, you know,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: in a movie to write it how they want to
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I think she she thought that they perhaps made it
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: too deep or problem. Okay, and that's the end of
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: that conversation. Switch to the news. We get serious, Shirley. No,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: don't even behind it at Shirley. Let's start here. In
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: response to reports that the Justice Department is investigating Donald
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Trump for a potential obstruction of justice, his attorney Jay Sekalou,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: has insisted that there is not an investigation of the
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: President of the United States period. Secalo was a guest
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: in NBC's Meet the Press. Take a Listen. The president
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: is not under investigation? Is James come Stead in his
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: testimony that the president was not the target of investigation
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: on three different occasions. Okay. The statement, however, is in
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: contradiction to the president's own social media post. I am
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: being investigated for firing the FBI director by the man
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: who told me to fire the FBI director. That's what
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Trump's tweet read on Friday. So they need to get
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: it together. Huh oh my god. Yeah, defend the man.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: And then the man going back and tweet I'm on
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: the investigation. This is great, the president. It's not under investigation.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: It's just it just is crazy. Alright, coming up, eu
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Gene the Butterfly will be here with this Butterfly Blog.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: We'll be back at twenty after you're listening to Steve
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Hid everybody, it is time all the
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: way from San Francisco. Give it up, Give it up
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: for the butterfly. Baby. Now that's how you enter this, Sam,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: That that's how you bring me out, me out. Oh
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: my god, you did, you did, good did? First of all,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I want to say, um, good morning everyone. I'm fresh
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: out the um the vacation thing, this guy bigs. I
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: want to say hello to Jay, Anthony Brown, the girls, Um,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Shirley and Carl Hello, keep you Tommy, and then of
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: course Junior kid Junior. So anyway, I'm gotten back. You know, yeah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I laid out, girl. You know you gotta lay it out.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: So I laid it out. And did anybody put something
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: on my back? Because you know you don't. You don't
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: want to. You want to be even right, yeah, you know, yeah,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: you want to be dark in front and light skiing
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: and doesn't look right. That's not cute. Do you burn easily? Now?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: You know I put on a good layer. You know
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: it was anybody, but I always down to my towels.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Everything was just bronze. So you got the color you wanted.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I got the color to take you to get the
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: color you wanted. It was the third day you got
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: it not and head got to what I was really
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: trying to do, and it was it was just I
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: just was gold and I was just glistening. So it
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: really let's go, I said, okay, man, where'd you go? Though? Jane?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, I TI where you go? Now? I don't
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: want to go, kid, that's not fun. How did you vacation? Separately? Curious?
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Did you go? There's some nice places up like, um,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I went goes now, No, they're not
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: you kid. Now, I went to Fuji Fiji. I'm saying
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: you went to fi I went to feed like the
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: water for the water. So so that was my um,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: you know, that was my my big thing is I
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: went out and I just I met a lot of
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: new people. You did, okay, anybody special? Dexter he was
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: sound nice, was nice. And then I met um, who
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: is it? What Felix was? We mean Felix. Felix was
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: right good. Don't let you had a good time. It
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: was a wonderful time. And well you know it was
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: an all inclusive type of riz work, so you don't
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: have to pull money out now, you just keep it.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: You have a risk being down and it was the
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: only difficult part about that is you have to you know,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: it's hard to watch. And I think we was out
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: just dirty under by risk because you can't take that out.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: But you would have been proud of me. I hand on.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Some patients look like you made them. They have no pockets,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: not in frunting. And I just kept my idea in
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: my hand in the house and right tomorrow I need
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: to tell you all because I'm all dished it for
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: a Gudfather movies that any time to know about. All right,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Jonny Brown is gonna murder another hit when we come
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: back at thirty four after you're listening Steve Hartley Morning Show.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: All right, Jake, come on, it is time for you
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: to murder another hit. Just long. First of all, it
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: was dedicated to all my diabetics out there. There's three
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: types of diabetics, Type one, type two, and type three.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: That's somebody who lives with the diabetic one or two.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So what I said three dedicated
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: to diabetics who won't listen. We just won't not listen
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: and have this attitude. I'm gonna just eat what it
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: I like. So so here's your song. Ta you can
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: do whatever you like. You never whatever you like is
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: that song. You can have whatever you like, whatever you
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: like mine is. You can eat whatever you like. Check
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: it out on the Steve Harvey Martin and show chay
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: it out when something goes out. Don't diabetics, you really
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: don't take care of themselves. You can eat whatever you lie,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: you lie, and you can eat whatever you lie. You lie,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: se team you're a diabetic. You eat whatever. You can
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: eat whatever you lie, you lie fris creem. Yes, that's right,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: slipping through a dietvatic cover. Still you can eat whatever
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: you lie. That's right. You can eat whatever you lie.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: You eat what you want to know. You ain't supposed
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: to shoogar eyes hell doctor telling you I want you
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: won't it? You can eat it, I swear, said the
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: buns gumbing bears, and and them's your death. Yes, your body,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: damn righting your body after eating your it's still your
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: body die beaty getting sweet you by I hain't no
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: something mean? White white came and sweet the dati Sir,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I scream, you're a diver and can you eat with hell?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Lies you like? I said, you can eat whatever you lie?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: You lie, Trissy creem, Yes, that's right, by slipping through
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: a dietvtic cover. Still you can eat whatever you lie? Right,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: you get whatever you can't see the table server Spain.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: You're a diving and didn't you eat whatever you like?
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: You said you can eat whatever you like, whatever you like.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, check or is I like to call
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: you new guy? Yes? Didn't you just do the song
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: the other day? No, that was This is a different song.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Told you to murder this track? Oh, I see how
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: it goes? All right, Kelly can use the track over
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: and over. You're running out, you're running out what. I
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: don't know how. Let's go into all the closet. We
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: all live in the closet. At the closet, nobody said,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: damn thing. Let's let you repeat. Yeah, Shirley, you're right,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: this be whatever you like with the census p we
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: pick again. I know that fra new guy. All right,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: thank you, Jay, looking forward to hearing it again. All right,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I know you guys have heard this. A mistrial was
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: declared in the Bill Cosby's sexual assault case on Saturday.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: It's not time yet, Jay. The judge made the move
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: because the jury was unable to reach a unanimous decision
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: after fifty three hours of deliberations. One of the comedians
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: lawyers said, we came here looking for an acquittal, but
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: like that Rolling Stone song says, you don't always get
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: what you want. Sometimes you get what you need. The
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: district attorney told reporters that the prosecution will seek a retrial.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Cosby was accused of drugging and sexually assaulting Andrea Constant
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: in two thousand four. Seventy nine year old faced up
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: to a decade in prison. It found guilty of the charges.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: After the announcement, wait, Bill Cosby responded with, hitted, ja,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: what is the nephew? Did he walk up by myself?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: No cane, no glass, he weren't blind, no moon vision?
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: All right? Tell me has a brain phone called coming
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: up right after this jam? It's bring it, bring it,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: bring it. Well, y'all been running my pranks, but y'allly
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: have my flavor on top of it. You know we
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: missed that flavor. Y'all ain't intrudy, right, And I did
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: an outstanding she did. Yeah, we didn't even know you
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: were gone. Yeah, we like you were still here. Yeah
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: you knew I was gone. The minute you mess we're
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about you're not gonna do it. But Shirley
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: has to tell us what's geting ready to come up? Yeah,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: it's coming up at the top of Yeah, it's coming
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour of the Strawberry Letter,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: the subject why doesn't he trust me? Trust me? Come on, nephew,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I'm going classic right now. Oh yeah, Raymond in the man. Absolutely,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I'm going straight class. Shut everybody's favorite. Come hello, Hello,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: he who can you hear me? You? Who's there? This Raymond?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. This is Raymond, speak up.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Who is this Raymond? Raymond the
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Ronde is my sister round the brother? Yes? What's up?
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: What's up? Man? What's up? Somebody them broke in the house?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: They in the house right now. I'm in the Hold on,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, man, damn, I better can hear
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: what you're saying? Somebody that what? Somebody them broken house?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Why they are you're withering? Because they're in the house
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm wait a minute, Wait a minute. You're saying,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: somebody there broken the house when they steal in there, somebody,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I'm broke in the house. I'm in the house. Now
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: hold on. You're saying, somebody that broke it to you
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: damn house and they feel in there. Yes, what you're
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: don't see nothing? Now why you called the police. I'm
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm trying
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: to get somebody. Hold on, hold on, Well, I don't
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: know what to do. And then you're saying, somebody in
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: the house, in your damn house, white not just okay,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: where you live at where you live at about thirty
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: six street, because I'm a thirty two and a half,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: you know what, hold on after to call the long
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, man, you know what what? Wait a minute,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: don't God please, you've seen you the hould somebody else
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: from the kid you and you're talking about. You don't
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• 50:26
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• 50:29
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• 50:30
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  Speaker 1: going down with I don't know why you really even
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• 51:12
  Speaker 1: tell you right now, I ain't gonn jump of the
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  Speaker 1: why doesn't he trust me? Remember that? Okay, remember she
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: asked that question? Why doesn't he trust me? Dear Stephen Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: I need some advice. I've been with my boyfriend for
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: over two years. We lived together and we have a
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: two month old baby. We have a lot of issues.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: He has cheated on me a couple of times, and
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I've forgiven him for everything. Because he cheated. He thinks
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I'm cheating too. I've been faithful to him since day one.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: But before I met him, I had a one night
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: stand with his cousin and his cousin's husband. He always
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: throws that in my face, and I'm getting tired of it.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: He should let it go. I forgave him for cheating,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: So why can't he move past this? What should I do? Please? Help? Oh?
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I was on your side at the beginning of this letter,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: I he was. I was truly on your side. But
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: you know, I've changed a little because this is just
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: not the way you do this. I know this happened
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: before you met the guy and everything, but but the
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: fact that it was his cousin and then his cousin's husband,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: you know, that's that's what he can't get past. Um,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: you know, and as far as cheating goes, there's such
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: a double standard here. I mean, you might be a
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: little young. I'm thinking you're young, and you may not
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: know like the rules. You know, the rules are that
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: there's a double standard. You we just can't do what
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: they do. And they still have the same high opinion
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: of us. It's just the way it is. And you know,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: you gotta get smarter here. Um, women are the worst
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: thing in the world. Two men when they cheat like this.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: You know, yes, men do it all the time and
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: they're simply called cheaters, but women have I know. But
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: that's in his mind, that's what he's thinking because she
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: did did it with his cousin and then his cousin's
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: his cousin's husband. This is a crazy letter. Uh, you know,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: she didn't cheat, but in I'm sure that's probably what
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: he's thinking, even though it was before the relationship. He
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: can't get that out of his mind because she was
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: with his cousin and his cousin's husband. You know, that's
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: the that's the bad part about this. So he's just
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: he's yeah, he's lumping it all together. Um, I mean
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: at this point, you know, I can't I don't see
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: how this relationship is going to make it. You know,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: you guys have a baby together. Now this is this
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: relationship is in real trouble here because he can't get
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: past this, and I doubt if he ever will get
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: past this. I don't see it. You, on the other hand,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: have to be an example for this two month old
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: baby you have, and so does he. I mean, I
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: would be happy if you guys try to work it out,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: But it doesn't look like he's trying to get past it.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: And it looks like it's because of the fact that
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: it's his relatives, even though it was before the fact.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: He still looks at it as you cheat it. Ja. Yeah,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: I just want to pick up one part of the
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  Speaker 1: letter shirt before I met him, Before I met him
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: and had a one night standing with his cousin and
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: then his cousin's husband. He always throws us up in
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: my face and him getting tired of it, he should
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: let it go. Here's the thing, Shirley, every man, at
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: one point in life wants to go to a family reunion.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: You have made it impossible for this man to go
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: to any family reunion. And here'sn't What T shirt do
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: you wear since you've been with both sides of the family.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: What's your color T shirt? Is your T shirt? Since
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: you slept with the cousin and the cousin he can't go.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Every man needs to go to one at least one
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: in their life. You made it impossible pass the busincause
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: he's looking at his cousin. You've haven't been with his cousin.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: The man is passing him chicken. You know what's going
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: through his mind? Not chicken. It ain't chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: that's about you. That's that's that's what y'all got out. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: something y'all not looking at the fact or what her
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: strong suit is. She's good at two people. She see
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, See when you can knock out two
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: people at one, look at her strong suit. Shirley, Alright,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: quit being so negative about what she was not with
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: this man. Okay, all right, you have to look at
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: what she's good at doing. She's good at doing two people.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Surely she's good at that. I'd like to be No,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: surely I'd like to book her for some things I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: got coming up into. She's good at it. Okay, at
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: least she kept it all in the family Yes, she
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: ain't just running around loose lick cousin and cousin's house. Yes,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: this is a beautiful that is loose. By the way,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: are you looking at her strong suit? But she can
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: handle two people at one game and it doesn't bother her.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: She's good at that. You have to look at what
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: somebody's good. Surely, if you're a thief and you're good
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: at it, I'm gonna show your love you're a good thing.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: This lady is good at what she does. And I'm
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: the only one see this. You always are. Again, you're
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: by yourself. That his cousin and his cousin's husband, and
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: that to be tested. But nobody's cheating, Shirley, if you
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: think about it, look at this. She doesn't. She did
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: not cheat on this guy. And guess what, husband of
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: the cousin is not cheap because his wife is right
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: there with him. Makes sense to me, It makes plenty
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: perfect sense. It's just beautiful passion, people, beautiful passion. Beautiful Yeah,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: did you did you? Did you miss the part where
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: it said that she had a one night stand with
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: his cousin and being four four already killing him then?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: But the man you know that would bother. You come
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: on now, you are allowed. You are allowed a one
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: night stand if you are not with anybody four you
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: and a man would say that. I can't believe that.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: So I'm the only one. Hand one nice thing. Ain't
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: nobody on this show? Hand one? They've cost me, but
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: I've had them, but go right ahead, the only one
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: somebody show? But what they head down right now? Time?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Everybody just shut up? Nobody. Ain't nobody being with another
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: couple and all y'all another people, another couple, y'all. I'll
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: tell you it can't even one of these tools in
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: the row. All right, but we have we'll have more
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: on this letter coming up at twenty three after the hour.
• 1:03:24
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• 1:03:29
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• 1:03:31
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• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: weekend confession. But up next right now, I should say
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: part two of the Strawberry Letter. And by the way,
• 1:03:42
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• 1:03:45
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• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: We will um, we will definitely help you and give
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: you some advice. Okay, this letter. This has to be,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I think the shortest letter we've ever had. She got
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: right to the point though, subject why doesn't he trust me? Well?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: We have time to read this when it's so short.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I need some advice. I've been with
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend for over two years. We lived together, we
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: have a two month old baby. We have a lot
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: of issues. He has cheated on me a couple of times,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: and I've forgiven him for everything because he cheated. He
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: thinks I'm cheating too. I've been faithful to him since
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: day one, but before I met him, I had a
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: one night stand with his cousin and his cousin's husband.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: He always throws that in my face and I'm getting
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: tired of it. He should let it go. I forgave
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: him for cheating, so why can't he move past this?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Please? Help? This is a crazy
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: letter right here, And she said so much. We have
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: a lot of issues. When she said that lunch, it
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: is especially you guys can't And then you know, with
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: the cheating situation, it's just such a double standard. Yeah,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: it's just such a he and he cheated in his mind.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: That's Okay, she forgave him, but he, like Jay said,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: can't let it go and forgive her for something that
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: she did before. Full of double double standards. Absolutely everything, absolutely,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: And it sounds like she's kind of young and she
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: doesn't get that. You know that men don't accept women
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: doing the same thing as they do when it comes
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: to cheating. When it comes to cheating. Maybe on the job, yes,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: and and other things like that, but when it comes
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: to cheating, no. I think she should do more family uncles,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: and she probably she probably did. Have you lost your
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: entire mind, your entire monk cheating. She forgave him exactly.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: But but the thing about this is though in all seriousness,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: they have a two month old child. They have to
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: get it together. It doesn't sound like they're going to,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: but they have to get it together for this baby.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: The baby. Baby baby can't see that the baby is
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: gonna be old. If the cousin is in the room,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: the baby don't really know what's happening. Oh my God,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: in the room. In the words and in the words
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: of ice Cube, the baby don't need to be seeing this,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: I understand that. Right. Put the baby in the front room,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: in the little pin baby don't know who. Baby don't
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: know nothing. He's small. It's small baby. The baby don't
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: know See, this is what happens when you have comedians
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: on the show. If the baby is when you do
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: something to see. I got a lot of uncles. What's going. Yeah,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: this baby is not gonna stay a baby. This baby
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: is gonna grow up. You need to set an example
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: for this baby. Mom with you. Baby gonna start telling
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: the truth. In a minute, you're the baby baby. Y'all
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: going in the room. Actually get some pocket money, but
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: go down. Yeah, I mean, I don't see Jay if
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: you're saying that, you know, guys, don't let this go.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: He's not gonna let this go. Yeah, so she may
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: have to decide whether she wants to be in this
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: relationship or not. She's it sounds like to me she's
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: gonna have to get out because the relationship is in trouble.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: So he would bring this up. Yeah, he's never going
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  Speaker 1: We're never gonna let it go. Yeah, he's he's never
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  Speaker 1: gonna let this go. All right. That that's the letter
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  Speaker 1: for today. I think you should move on. The letter
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  Speaker 1: will be posted on on my Instagram at my Girls
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  Speaker 1: Shirley All right, thank you guys. On alright, let's switch
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: gears and crazy guys, let's we're switching gears. Switching alright,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: the twins are here. We gotta say congratulations to Jay
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  Speaker 1: Z and Beyonce. They the twins are here. This according
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  Speaker 1: to various sources close to the family. Uh. Their second
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: and third children were born uh this week. The reports
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  Speaker 1: came in just after Jay skipped his Songwriters Hall of
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  Speaker 1: Fame induction in New York City to be side by
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  Speaker 1: side with his wife, who was due to give birth.
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  Speaker 1: The twins rumored to be a boy and a girl.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: They're gonna join. You can't five the baby? Ye did
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: they get the whole hospital flow again? Did they do that? Yeah,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: they're gonna join. The twins are going to join their
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: five year old big sister Blue Ivy, Beyonce and Matthew
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: knows anyway. Jay confirmed the arrived of the twins with
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: a Twitter post that reads there here he did that yesterday,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: So congratulations. I'm happy for them. Yes, they just move
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: other people with other illness being there with pneumonia next
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: to be our fight by the office flow. But my
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: lung I don't care, and move along, move along, move along.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Heard that and you getting rolled out on the anesthesia.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Don't know why today ever, jay Z was at the hospital.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: They said that he was clearing out security cameras. I
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: need all this now take off because you know, they
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: have their own way of doing things. They really do.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: She'll announce the set of the baby in the house. Yeah,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: when you reach the and now that now that you've
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: mentioned that, you guys, though there were rumors that they
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: were going to try to do that as well. So
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: you know how beach and yeah, so you don't know.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: You don't really know what I'll do a midwife, dude,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I might want me one ball water, a lot, a
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: lot of bailing water. I don't know what happened after that.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Every show I've seen they bought water. I don't. I
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: had to go to the hospital. I need all that.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: I need doctor's epidural, I need everything that I got.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: That didn't get your own flow though, you didn't get
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: your whole flow, did you? Can you keep the midwife
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: after the baby if she's fine, That's what I'm talking about.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: If she's fine right now, I ain't really see no
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  Speaker 1: fine midwife. At the point they're sitting on the stool
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: at the end of the bed. What damn. They always
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: got strong voices to sex. Oh man, you guys all right,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: coming up, coming up, it's here, nephew. Uh, we're gonna
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: do weekend confessions. Of course we're gonna do that. All right.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, the
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Nephews back from vacation and all of that. So it's
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: time for the Nephews weekend confessions. Because what, nephew, I'm
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: not here to help you. I just want to hear
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: what you're going through. Eight seven, seven twenty nine, Steve
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: called the Nephew the the booth is open. Call in
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: and confessed. Don't use your name, pick another name so
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: we can keep it all on the low low. I
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: just want you to just, you know, X here, let
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: it out. Just just give it to me straight from
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: the hill. Somebody, Jay, did you say you have one?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: You're looking awfully suspicious over you did this weekend. Something
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: I did this week. I'm not proud of it. Okay, okay,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: I want to come back. I didn't go see I
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: didn't go see the Tupac movie. I'm gonna go see that.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: But I've been known at this age to go to
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: the movie, pay one price and and sneak in and
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: go see another movie. Age. Yeah, just but I always
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: go because a lot of times it's it's on one
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: side all the movies once. So I try to see
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: what I want to see on one side. You will,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: you will get the Hey wait a minute on that
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: crossover right away. That still won't. So anything I want
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: to see is always on the one side. That and
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I don't stop there. I've been known to get a
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: refill on soda. It's not right, it's not right, Yeah,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: because I love this. So he's ignorant. Man, they will
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: stop you. It was too long. You're a diabetic, man,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: I remind you, Yes, I know. I yeah, they been
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: sleeping a movie before. Man. Oh no, don't don't know
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: all that sugar he did eight. I'm a popcorn and
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: a diet so really that's all I never get science. Well,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: you know, if you don't know this, A lot of
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: people don't know this diet. Soda cuts that, and that's
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: why it's called a diet. So you can eat whatever
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: you want. But once you get a diet sold, it
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: cuts candy, popcorn, treats, it cuts in you can have
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: whatever you like, all right, you ready to go to
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: the phone. Let's see, let's go to line three and
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: talk to one of your favorite names, Tommy Corey out
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: of New York City. Corey. Right, what's up, Corey? How
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm good, brother. How you doing this morning?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. Happy the lady Fathers Day to everybody.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Happy Father's Day? Man, what's your confession today? Hey? My confession?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Uh this Corey from Buffalo. I'm gonna bowl with it today, nephew. Uh,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: yesterday I had the greatest Father's Day I ever had
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: in my life. Okay, talk, I finally got my wife
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: to give into temptations right there in the church. You
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: hit it in your church, man, y'all didn't from writing
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  Speaker 1: the church. See. What I did was because I'm diabetic.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: I had to hit her with the with the diabetic
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: I'm sick and the sick face. And I said, I'm
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: just gonna go sit down in the quiet room real quick.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: So she came to check on me after about five minutes,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: and Nasty gave her revelations. Took on the whole new
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: meaning right after that, right there in the choir room.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Let let me ask you this here, What was this?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: What was going on in the service? Cadall here? What
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: what was that that? For you? What was going on
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: in the service at that time? Oh? That was they
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: was reading you know, some of that stuff you don't
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: really pay attention to. But you know, you know you can,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: you can get past that before going He doesn't mean
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: the word no, no, no no no, they'll read some scriptures,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: don't where a little bit because they were. So that's
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: the word. Yeah, that's the word, Corey. Let me ask
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: you this here? Did she take care of your diabetic
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: little dizziness? What? Well? I didn't need no influence. Okay,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: So after that, did y'all go back out in the
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: church and finished the service? Oh? Yeah, you have to
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: straighten up. You have to straighten up. You know, you
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: gotta straighten up, Go right back like nothing's never happened,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Look like nothing never happened, and picked up a fan
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: in the hymn though. Okay, so I'm just curious. I
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: have done a lot of stuff. Ain't done this with here, though,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: So let me did y'all come completely out of y'all clues? Well,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna tell you this. It was
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: weird because you know how your your sue pants got
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: the little the little metal thing that cut together. But
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: you know, hey, you know what what what when they
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: say got to make away? You know, gotta make it?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Don't do that? Really really not gonna book in the Bible.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Way are reading from first Class ticket to hell? J
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: j We was reading from Joe, you know, Joe j stupid.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: They could have been reading from the Book of Peter.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: That's a book in the New Testament. Yes it is,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: we know with Corey. Yeah, man, yeah, something you need
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: to repeat on that. No, you did good, you did
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Jay your new new You need fan after that? Dr
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: King fights all that? Oh my god, No one shocked
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: me there, Sure I got it. That one shocked. I'm
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: not sure. Yeah, yeah, your own segment. Tell me you
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: thought of this? Yeah, I think we need a minute
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: to recover. Yeah, yeah, we're not gonna do that. Well,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: we'll just go here. Happy June teenth, how about that?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Today's June teenth Independence Day. It commemorates the anniversary of
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: the abolition of slavery in Texas back in eighteen sixty
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: five and throughout the South. Okay, so happy June today
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: and activities over the weekend is today. What world sickle
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Sale day is today as well? Yeah, alright, alright, we'll
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: we're back to this crazy segment, Nephew Tommy's Weekend Confessions.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: If you have a confession, if you want to confess
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: to the nephew, call us eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: you're ready to go back to the phone's nef Let's
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: get it. Let's get the booth is open. All right,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: here we go, line four. Let's go to Jerome out
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: of Florida, Jerome, Romans in the high What so, man,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: all good man, what's up? What's your confession this morning? Well,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: when I tell you, it's good being a good um,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: good daddy all year loan it really paid off this weekend. Man,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: it's all a sturday morning man. And I got that
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: phone call, come get your Father's Day present. Brother. When
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: I tell you, I went there and it wasn't no
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: gift wrapped up, it was her. Oh. After that, I
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: got another phone call, come get your father's the gilt.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: All right, okay, I'm gonna go by there. It was
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: the same gift I just got. How many kids you
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: got jerrone. Hey, man, I got to be the baby mamas.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna tell. Don't lie about that. But
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: it really paid off, man, because I'm a good daddy
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: and man I went. I went in about four times
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: this week is where this weekenday gone? Boy, you put
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: in some work for speaking the club. That's what you want.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: That's what everybody man, damn tie. I had to go
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: to the corner though, man, because I couldn't do it.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: Who he wants that? I want to go to dinner,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: a phone home, break me off proper. Not what the
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: attitude here? Right, there's what you want? Yeah, I don't
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, yeah, you finish? Yeah, what is you're doing? Stop?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: Stop stop stop just stop wait a minute, stop stopping down,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: messing up for you? Man, good for you. Go ahead,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Happy Father's day. Father. He said, too sad and too
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: sudden like clubs and you are weak. That was great.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: That was great, right, well, Junior said he had one.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Junior gonna to man, this is this is really wrong. Uh.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: I saw my neighbor naked. But the problem of me is,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: though she's sixty five, no dog would up naked. Like
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: when you tell somebody, hey, your naked said it dog.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: She was just kind of you know, it didn't look
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: it didn't look like she had been ironed all the
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: way out. You know, I was eating some serial walking
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: by the window and I put the spoon down. That's death,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: I think it is. Did you get a good look?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Look she saw me looking. She just passing through her
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: house and I'm looking my plans to be open during
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: the day. I ain't know hugs was open. I just looked.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn, she wrinkled like white white. Yeah,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: you can see the very cold veins, like all of them. Yeah,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: you can't even pull on those wrinkles out. I want
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: to know when she when she saw her you looking,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: she moved. Did she grab something that she put her
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: hands out? She kind of look like she kind of
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: way like your hand by your side, like hey, you know,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: like do you realize you nick? Did you did you?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Did you finish your serial? Look? But you still look?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: You know, I need to know what their breath looked
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: like at seven to five to I need to Wow.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: I'm shamed. I'm just shamed. That's your confessional shame. Yeah,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: that was it was just girls. If you ever accident
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: and seen somebody within the last five teen years. Just
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: an accident. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah accidentally. No, yeah, yeah,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: mine was an accident. I mean I really hello her neighbor.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: I saw her. I saw her. Yeah, I was in
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: the launder room and uh, I mean she's thirty some
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: years old. She was just okay, perkey, she was she
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: had it going on. And she was walking like Junior's neighbor. Yeah,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: she was walking out by the pool and I was
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: putting the clothes in the dryer. Hey, let me tell
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: y'all something. I almost got called out there. I went.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: I was completely naked, left my bedroom and had left
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: something in the car. So I went to the garage
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: when nobody in the house. Man, I had no idea.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: She had gave a service guy that comes serve the
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: pool gave him up. No, the thing that the code
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: lit the garage up. Man, that garag came up. Boy,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: I was running when you ain't had a run to
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: you had a naked run. But naked run is amazing.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: That's when you're gonna fall. You can hurt something, really
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: damn hurt something. Get bit. I told you guys about
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: about the time I was I took these pictures my
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: my when my mother was alive. My daughter was with her,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: and they wanted to know. I had told him that
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: I got my hair cut a different way, so they
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: wanted to see it. So I took the picture. I'm
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I took the picture of my hair.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: I sent it to my daughter so she could show
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: my mom on her iPhone. My daughter uh, texting me back, Mom,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: what is wrong with you? And I said, what what
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? You wanted to see my hair.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: I took another look at the picture. I was in
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: a two way mirror. I was in the bathroom. I
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: was naked. Yes, sorry, I know it was anyway, I
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: just want to see your hair. Girl. Oh man, all right,
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with some with some stories and more
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: of the show. I was so embarrassed. You're listening to
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: the Steve Show. All right. As we mentioned, Steve is out,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: the crew is in. Uh. Boy, have I got a
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: story for you guys. Uh. We have to say, um girls,
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: girl power for this one. A woman running in Maine.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: She was just taking you know, like her morning jog
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: or her jog or whatever. She was in Maine. She
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: saw a rabbit raccoon charging after her, so She put
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: out her hand so the rabbit raccoon could bite her
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: in the hand. She then spotted a puddle, and, with
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: the raccoon still biting on her thumb, drowned him. Okay,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: so she is being celebrated. She's like battle teacher. Yeah, celebrated. Huh.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: So it's a rabbit made it with a raccoon, and
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: that's what that is. Well, is that what you thought
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: I meant? Not a rabbit raccoon? What you're saying, Come damn,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: sitting in the same room. You're not aware of things.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: That's your boy, Jack, A rabbit and a raccoon, that's
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: what that is. Racoon in the same room. I just
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: I'm amazed. But this is your boy, jay Is you're riding.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: You can have a saint Bernard Yaki. You know, shut up,
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: shut up, it's overwhelming. It's a junior sitting this close.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: You can have a rabbit, I said, rabbit as uh
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: raccoon with racy. While the raccoon's still biting her, she
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: takes the raccoon and drowns the raccoon in a puddle
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: of water. Where is Peter not? Yeah, well she was
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: defending herself. Yeah, she's being celebrated this woman for eeping
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: her composure, not freaking out and all that. She was
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: then taken to the hospital for treatment. So this is
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: a white lady rights. Black lady ain't going for the
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: morning stroll job. You got to get to work. Black
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: women run in the morning, call and they got to
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: get to work. Guess we do. We don't see many
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: running in the morning and not let a raccoon bite. Now,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: a black lady is not gonna hand on a room
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: like no if you don't get your funny looking cuts
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: and shoot to the next scene. She's wearing this fabulous
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: raccoon hat from Stay Fly, Stay Fly, a fur collar raccoon.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: But sure, you know what I heard about this story,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: you guys, I was reading it too. So she was
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: running right and she had you know how they have
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: the headphones in there and they're running, and she had
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: her phone. So when she saw when she saw the
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: raccoon charger towards her, she ripped those headphones out and
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: threw her phone down in the water. And then that's
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: she took the raccoon and you dround this raccoon and
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  Speaker 1: me too, I have to that's yeah, that's what I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna say just put out because you can things
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  Speaker 1: happen to you. We got moving, ran over, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got. You have to be aware of your surroundings.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be you know, you just can't be
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  Speaker 1: oblivious to what's going on in life. You have to
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  Speaker 1: be aware. So that's a good thing to take one
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  Speaker 1: of the plugs, take one out. Yeah yeah, But can
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  Speaker 1: you think of a moment where you would a like
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  Speaker 1: surprised and panic? Just think about that nail Salonika. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: coming up. We'll be back after these jams, but I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you about the squirrels when we come back. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the String Show, all right, so, uh, we're back.
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  Speaker 1: We had some crazy things that happened to us. That's
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  Speaker 1: what we were talking about earlier when this woman ran
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  Speaker 1: into this rabid raccoon and I never said the word
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: coon'ya right Jay, But anyway, we were talking about that,
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  Speaker 1: and it made me think of this time I went
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  Speaker 1: to the nail salon and um, I was getting in
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  Speaker 1: my car and I saw something out of the side
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  Speaker 1: of my eye and it was this a little squirrel
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  Speaker 1: and the squirrel was actually following me to my car.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, I have a truck, so I have
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  Speaker 1: to step up. So, you know, it was a little
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  Speaker 1: walk from the nail salon to my truck. So I said,
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  Speaker 1: this is a squirrel following me. So I stopped. When
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  Speaker 1: I stopped, the squirrel stopped. So I started walking again.
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  Speaker 1: The squirrel started walking again, and you know, I'm terrified.
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  Speaker 1: Wrote it again. I don't like rote it. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm walking, the squirrels walking. I stopped again, the
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  Speaker 1: squirrel stopped, so I'm like, dang, I need to make
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  Speaker 1: a run for it because I Am not gonna be
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  Speaker 1: bitten by this squirrel. So so I had in this
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  Speaker 1: really long coat, so I ran and ran and ran,
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  Speaker 1: trying to jump up in my car. And mistake and mistake, mistake, mistake.
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  Speaker 1: I broke like three nails just leaving the net salon.
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  Speaker 1: And and the squirrel is like sitting there like looking
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  Speaker 1: at me, like, yeah, like you know what what me
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  Speaker 1: terrifying me? Yeah, So since then, Mississippi Monica sends me
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  Speaker 1: squirrel pictures, texts me squirrel pictures from time to time,
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  Speaker 1: just you know, to remind from the moment of yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was it was nothing, like no, it was nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Like yours. Was it a squirrel too? No, this was
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  Speaker 1: a possible. It's impossible a dent in l A. I
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  Speaker 1: have a Nissan to Fort, the z X, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you call it, but that's that's the car,
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  Speaker 1: and it's it's parked on top of this parking Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's throw back. So it's parked on top of this
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  Speaker 1: parking structure and it's open up there and the cars backed.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'm going to I'm trying to get to work,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I got to get to Shirley and Uncle Steve.
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  Speaker 1: We started three o'clock in the morning and it's like
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  Speaker 1: two forty five. But I only live but a couple
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  Speaker 1: of minutes away. And man, it's a possum behind my
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  Speaker 1: car on the fence. I'm stomping, I'm shooting, I'm doing everything.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't moving. Finally, about ten minutes later, he finally
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  Speaker 1: walked down. Now he's on the side where it's the
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  Speaker 1: actual driver side, so I'm back then, so I'm thinking, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go in on the passenger side and
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  Speaker 1: slide over. Now on this two for the z X,
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  Speaker 1: it's got the little pop up sun root and it
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: don't retract it just pop up. It's popped up because
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: it's l an. You can leave stuff like that breeze coming. Man,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: I get in on that passage side, and this particular
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: this particular model has the retractable seatbelt. So when I
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: closed that door, that seatbelt came across my face, and
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  Speaker 1: I thought that possum was what I mean. And I
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  Speaker 1: was swinging with everything I had. Jay, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. The greatest whimper I ever had, I gave
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: it to him. A damn beat the hell out of me. Man.
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  Speaker 1: My hands was bloody. Man, every thing I beat the
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  Speaker 1: living crap out of me. I pulled out, looking at
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  Speaker 1: it back in the rear view of me, or that possible,
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: just looking at me like you any year you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, last break of
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: the day before we head out of here. Let you
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  Speaker 1: continue your day and we get started with ours again. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a study that says, um, according to some women,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: they don't like these things. They think men should stop
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: doing these things because it's a total turn off. Okay,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: what yeah? They really these things really bother women chewing tobacco? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: definitely Comparing alright, comparing the woman you're with two other women.
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  Speaker 1: You know, def Oh that's a no. You could do
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: it in your mind, you know, under your breath. You
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: don't have to discuss it with the woman. Yeah, complaining
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: about XS. I'm gonna say this next one for Tommy
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: because this is one he's um knows a little something about. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: They don't like this. Women don't like when guys do this,
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: make fun of others, and they don't like it, especially
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: when you make fun of other guys. This is how
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: we eat that. Oh, and guys, by the way, women
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: do not like loud cars. They don't like loud trucks,
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: and they don't like motorcycles. I don't like women without
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: a cartycles. Yeah, they don't like loud cars, trucks, and motorcycles.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: They don't like that. Like loud women. That's what I
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: don't like. Okay, And they don't like. Women don't like
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: like when you interrupt them. They don't like that. They
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: don't know what. They don't like it when you interrupt.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: Women don't like, yeah, you heard me, I know what
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: you're doing. They don't like they don't like getting into
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: They don't like getting into fights. With other guys. They
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: don't like that when you guys, you know, when you're
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: when you guys get into fights, they don't like that.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: They don't really don't like laziness or lack of ambition
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: and Jay, you might take offense to this, you might
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: take offense to this. They don't like it when you
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: wear a fedora. They don't like that. Okay, yeah, I
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: don't like. You're not gonna make it look. I got
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: too many hats to throw. You might not like. I
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: knew you wouldn't like that one. Here's the last thing.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: They don't like, Tommy, and this one's especially for you.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: They don't like requesting or sending nude picks. They don't
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  Speaker 1: like it, Tommy, break that's a deal. That's a deal break.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: That's not a deal break. You're gonna get it up
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  Speaker 1: in my phone. You're gonna get that in my phone
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  Speaker 1: at least two three times a week. We're gonna have
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: something to look at the get me through my You
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: ain't paying for a damn thing exactly, Les you gotta
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: tell to snap a picture. They don't like it. Guys.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: Women don't like you know what I mean, and don't
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: make me ask. Just there you go. That's my man
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: right here. That's what I'm talking about. All back together?
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: You all back together? Now, boy, man, I shouldn't have
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: to ask for that. This should come. Well, you know,
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: Monday is the first day of the week. I got
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: to get the work. When I leave a house, it
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: ought to be just full of something. And here's the thing,
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: here's the thing. I would send you one back, but
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: I don't want to eat the ball your memory. That
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: makes sense, that makes sense, That doesn't make any sense.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: So that's what we don't like. Guys. Okay, So if
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: y'all man, y'all husband requests the picture, yall that that's
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: just that's yeah. Hello, was quiet? Was so quiet? If
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: I request a picture? What? Yeah? Your husband asked you
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: send a picture? What you've seen your husband? A picture? Naked? Yeah?
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: What else? You already? So you had to And again,
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: like you said, they shouldn't have to ask. I would
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: not you know, no, let me ask you'all something to
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: cell phone. So now his work cell phone. But ain't
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: nobody if it's if it's picture, ain't nobody gonna know what?
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: Y'all right to him, it's going It ain't like somebody's
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: going to pick y'all out of the lane up or something.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: It says we do not like it. Okay, what about that?
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: Don't you? Guys? You know what, Sometimes the relationship is
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: doing stuff you don't like. Even three times married, so
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: you have to go there with that. You've been married twice? Surely,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: what did you talking about? And three or just one
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: more number than two? And that's the last y'all don't
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: like it? Because me Jay toomy pictures we phone? Thank
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: you people. Okay, Tommy, do you have a picture from
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: your wife? This is from previous relationships? Carla, I can't
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: even believe you asked my pictures exactly. I can't. I
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: can't even really ask that, Carla. I'm supposed to delete
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: some but you got a naked picture of your wife
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: today in your phone? Yes? Really? She sitting. Have the
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: ask have the ass ship Jay about new guy? Tom guy?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: Nothing new guy with him being on vacation, I wouldn't
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: have to hear that. But what about your old relationships?
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: You still got them pictures. I still got the old
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: relationship getting rid of in I can't. I don't get
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: to see him no more. Mind. Well, look at the
• 1:40:53
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• 1:41:06
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