Latest / The Ben Ferguson Podcast / 'Null & Void' Experts Question the Autopen, Harrowing story of Survival in the Texas Flood plus When Woke Satire Stops Being Funny Week In Review
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Welcome.
- 0:01Speaker 2: It is Verdict with Ted Cruz, Weekend Review, Ben Ferguson
- 0:05Speaker 2: with you, and these are the stories you may have
- 0:06Speaker 2: missed that we talked about this week. First up, Biden's
- 0:10Speaker 2: autopen dilemma and the New York Times now exposing exactly
- 0:14Speaker 2: what may have been done without the President's knowledge, and
- 0:18Speaker 2: there's an official investigation.
- 0:20Speaker 1: We'll dive into that.
- 0:21Speaker 2: Also, first hand account of the tragedy and an update
- 0:25Speaker 2: of what's happening with the Texas floods. And finally, Stephen Colbert,
- 0:30Speaker 2: not only did he alienate half the country, but he
- 0:33Speaker 2: destroyed a show that had been around for decades. Stephen
- 0:37Speaker 2: Colbert has been canceled. It's the Weekend Review and it
- 0:41Speaker 2: starts right now. Finally, Sinader, I want to move to
- 0:44Speaker 2: another issue, and it is really exploded over the last
- 0:48Speaker 2: twenty four hours, and that is new information that we
- 0:52Speaker 2: now have on Biden's use of the autopen. It is
- 0:57Speaker 2: a scandal that I don't think people underst and just
- 1:00Speaker 2: how big it is and what has now been admitted
- 1:04Speaker 2: to when it comes the autopen usage and Joe Biden
- 1:07Speaker 2: maybe not knowing it was being used at all.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Well, so the New York Times on July thirteenth, wrote
- 1:13Speaker 1: a major story that says Biden says he made the
- 1:16Speaker 1: clemency decisions that were recorded with autopen, and you and
- 1:20Speaker 1: I talked about in an earlier podcast that the Department of
- 1:23Speaker 1: Justice has an opinion that it issued a number of
- 1:26Speaker 1: years ago the Office Legal Counsel about whether you can
- 1:29Speaker 1: use an autopen for presidential signatures, whether that's a presidential
- 1:34Speaker 1: signature on an executive order, a presidential signature on a
- 1:39Speaker 1: law that is being signed in a law, or a
- 1:42Speaker 1: presidential signature on a pardon. And what the Department of
- 1:45Speaker 1: Justice has concluded is that you can use an autopen
- 1:48Speaker 1: for any of those. But the test is the authority
- 1:52Speaker 1: is the president's and the presidents alone, so the president
- 1:55Speaker 1: cannot delegate that authority to anyone else. The president has
- 2:02Speaker 1: to make the decision. And what Department of Justice explained,
- 2:05Speaker 1: and this was years ago, is that the operative legal
- 2:11Speaker 1: test is did the president make the individual determination to
- 2:16Speaker 1: sign the executive order, to sign the specific piece of
- 2:18Speaker 1: legislation to grant the pardon. And if the president made
- 2:21Speaker 1: that individualized determination, then you can use an autopen to
- 2:28Speaker 1: reflect that, but the president has to be the decider
- 2:33Speaker 1: and so that's the legal standard. But what the New
- 2:37Speaker 1: York Times reported was, quote, mister Biden did not individually
- 2:44Speaker 1: approve each name for the categorical pardons that applied to
- 2:49Speaker 1: large numbers of people. He and aids confirmed. Rather, after
- 2:55Speaker 1: extensive discussion of different possible criteria, he signed off on
- 3:00Speaker 1: the standards he wanted to be used to determine which
- 3:03Speaker 1: convicts would qualify for a reduction in sentence. Even after
- 3:08Speaker 1: mister Biden made that decision, one former AID said, the
- 3:12Speaker 1: Bureau of Prisons kept providing additional information about specific inmates,
- 3:17Speaker 1: resulting in small changes to the list. Rather than ask
- 3:22Speaker 1: mister Biden to keep signing revised versions, his staff waited
- 3:26Speaker 1: and then ran the final version through the auto pen,
- 3:29Speaker 1: which they saw as a routine procedure. The AID said,
- 3:33Speaker 1: that is stunning because under the Department of Justice guidance,
- 3:38Speaker 1: those pardons aren't valid. If the President didn't decide I
- 3:41Speaker 1: am going to pardon Ben Ferguson, you know, if he
- 3:46Speaker 1: didn't know that, that would not be sufficient. And the
- 3:50Speaker 1: New York Times the consequence of this listen. I think
- 3:55Speaker 1: the Trump White House needs to go through the records
- 3:58Speaker 1: and look, they have the records because they're now in
- 4:00Speaker 1: charge of the White House, and examine what specifically has
- 4:03Speaker 1: a paper trail that shows Biden signed off on the
- 4:06Speaker 1: specific action, and those that that there is no paper trail,
- 4:12Speaker 1: that there is no evidence. In the New York Times
- 4:14Speaker 1: is reporting there admitting, oh yeah, they're broad categories. He
- 4:16Speaker 1: didn't know about it all. He didn't know the specific people.
- 4:19Speaker 1: Those are null and void. Those have no legal force.
- 4:22Speaker 1: And my recommendation to Pambondi in the Department of Justice
- 4:26Speaker 1: is they should look specifically at the most vulnerable and
- 4:30Speaker 1: and and devise and implement a legal challenge to challenge
- 4:36Speaker 1: these and to make clear that an unelected aid running
- 4:40Speaker 1: an auto pen does not have the power to grant
- 4:43Speaker 1: a pardon under the United States Constitution.
- 4:46Speaker 2: So, now that we have this information, the big question
- 4:49Speaker 2: is when do these pardons, what happens next, how do
- 4:54Speaker 2: you go about undoing this, and how big of a
- 4:57Speaker 2: legal fight is that going to be?
- 4:59Speaker 1: Well, it's going to be a termination number one of
- 5:01Speaker 1: the White House and the White House Counsel assessing what
- 5:04Speaker 1: of the records show? What records did they keep of
- 5:07Speaker 1: Biden's signing off. We know that he personally signed the
- 5:10Speaker 1: pardon for Hunter Biden, So that one he knew about
- 5:14Speaker 1: and he did.
- 5:15Speaker 2: So, so that one is is that also very telling?
- 5:18Speaker 1: Yes?
- 5:19Speaker 2: And is that going to be used in many ways
- 5:22Speaker 2: as an example of like, dude, he had no idea
- 5:23Speaker 2: what was going on over here? The ones he did
- 5:25Speaker 2: know about, he knew, he damned it well, better signed
- 5:28Speaker 2: them himself. His son is a great example of that.
- 5:30Speaker 2: Does that actually hurt the argument for Biden? All the
- 5:33Speaker 2: others are.
- 5:33Speaker 1: Valid potentially, although they are arguing that they discussed it
- 5:38Speaker 1: with him and he approved. And so some of the
- 5:40Speaker 1: high profile ones, like you look at Anthony Fauci who
- 5:45Speaker 1: was pardoned, they're maintaining they discussed it with Biden and
- 5:48Speaker 1: Biden said he wanted to he wanted to pardon him.
- 5:53Speaker 1: If that's true, if he made the decision and directed
- 5:56Speaker 1: them to sign a pardon, then under the Department of
- 5:59Speaker 1: Justices OLC memorandum, that is valid. The question is are
- 6:06Speaker 1: there ones And according to the New York Times, there
- 6:07Speaker 1: are a lot that Biden did not know and did
- 6:13Speaker 1: not approve the specific individual receiving the pardon, And if
- 6:17Speaker 1: he didn't know and didn't approve, then it's not a
- 6:19Speaker 1: valid part.
- 6:20Speaker 2: So when you look at the timeline of this moving forward,
- 6:22Speaker 2: and some of these could be very significant. One that
- 6:24Speaker 2: comes to mind is doctor Anthony Fauci for example. This could,
- 6:30Speaker 2: I mean, open up a whole lot of can of
- 6:33Speaker 2: worms on a lot of different issues.
- 6:35Speaker 1: It could. It depends what so what I believe. I
- 6:38Speaker 1: believe the White House should go through systematically through the
- 6:41Speaker 1: records and see what the records demonstrate, and the Department
- 6:44Speaker 1: of Justice should pick starting with a test case to
- 6:47Speaker 1: go challenge this. The look for a fact pattern in
- 6:52Speaker 1: which there is the clearest absence of any approval from
- 6:57Speaker 1: the actual president and go so challenge those in particular.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Now, if you want to hear the rest of this conversation,
- 7:05Speaker 2: you can go back and listen to the full podcast
- 7:08Speaker 2: from earlier this week. Now onto story number two.
- 7:12Speaker 1: I'll tell you there was an article just came out
- 7:14Speaker 1: in Texas Monthly about what happened, and I want to
- 7:17Speaker 1: take a few minutes and actually read a significant portion
- 7:20Speaker 1: of the article. The articles by a fellow named Aaron Parsley,
- 7:24Speaker 1: and it's entitled The River House Broke. We rushed in
- 7:27Speaker 1: the river, and he's telling a first hand story about
- 7:30Speaker 1: his family that had a house right along the water
- 7:34Speaker 1: loopy river. I want you just to listen to this. Rosemary,
- 7:38Speaker 1: the four year old, woke up first. She told my
- 7:42Speaker 1: brother in law Lance that there was something on the roof.
- 7:46Speaker 1: Seven of us were at my family's river house on
- 7:48Speaker 1: the Guadaloupe between Ingram and Hunt for the fourth Our
- 7:52Speaker 1: little stretch of river is wide, green, cool, deep and slow.
- 7:57Speaker 1: It's some of the best swimming anywhere, and one of
- 7:59Speaker 1: the most beautiful spots in Texas as far as I'm concerned.
- 8:03Speaker 1: I've spent many peaceful afternoons there, floating and staring up
- 8:07Speaker 1: at the cypress trees that tower over the water. The house,
- 8:11Speaker 1: a one story cabin on stilts about fifty yards from
- 8:14Speaker 1: the river up the steeply slope. Yard, was built right
- 8:18Speaker 1: after the nineteen eighty seven flood that devastated this region,
- 8:22Speaker 1: killing ten teenagers. Concrete pillars put our family's place a
- 8:27Speaker 1: few feet feet above what officials consider the one hundred
- 8:31Speaker 1: year floodplain. More than once, I'd tried to imagine the
- 8:35Speaker 1: water's rising that high, but it seemed impossible. I woke
- 8:40Speaker 1: around three am to the sound of thunder and rain.
- 8:43Speaker 1: My only thought was I hope it stopped so I
- 8:45Speaker 1: could go on an early morning run. Shortly before four thirty.
- 8:49Speaker 1: I would later learn Rosemary climbed down from the top
- 8:53Speaker 1: bunk of the kid's bedroom and went to get her father.
- 8:57Speaker 1: Lance stepped out of bed to see what was causing
- 8:59Speaker 1: all the pounding and creaking. I stirred about that time too,
- 9:03Speaker 1: and heard what I figured was the kids running around
- 9:05Speaker 1: the house, excited by the storm. What's going on, I asked,
- 9:10Speaker 1: We're in trouble. Dad said, big trouble. I looked past them.
- 9:16Speaker 1: The river was as high as the deck, twenty feet
- 9:21Speaker 1: above the ground. We talked through our options. Getting onto
- 9:26Speaker 1: the roof was impossible. We had no ladder and the
- 9:30Speaker 1: eaves were about eight feet above the deck. Patrick weighed
- 9:33Speaker 1: whether we could all climb through a window onto the
- 9:36Speaker 1: live oak, whose branches were near the back of the house,
- 9:39Speaker 1: then realized it wasn't reachable. Lance called nine one one,
- 9:44Speaker 1: but the dispatcher said he didn't know when anyone could
- 9:48Speaker 1: get to us. As we reassembled in the kitchen, the
- 9:53Speaker 1: vinyl flooring under our feet started to bubble, then water
- 9:58Speaker 1: began to pool. My dad walked into the bedroom and
- 10:01Speaker 1: saw the carpet floating off the floor. The river's musty
- 10:05Speaker 1: scent permeated the house, mixed with what smelled like freshly
- 10:10Speaker 1: chopped wood. My sister sat Rosemary and Clay on the
- 10:16Speaker 1: kitchen island countertop. Rosemary was four and Clay was twenty
- 10:21Speaker 1: months old. We discussed whether we could get them higher,
- 10:25Speaker 1: maybe even on top of the cabinets, in the small
- 10:27Speaker 1: space below the ceiling. Then the roof over the porch
- 10:32Speaker 1: crashed down, and we heard glass shatter in my father's room,
- 10:37Speaker 1: just off the kitchen. Rosemary asked, why did the window break?
- 10:44Speaker 1: Clay started to cry. When the sliding glass doors open
- 10:47Speaker 1: and water poured in. Lance ran to it, shoved it closed,
- 10:50Speaker 1: and held it shut. The pendant lamps began to swing
- 10:54Speaker 1: wildly over the kitchen counter. The house was shifting. It
- 10:59Speaker 1: lurked sharply, and we all struggled to stay on our feet.
- 11:04Speaker 1: It felt like walking down the aisle of a plane
- 11:07Speaker 1: during strong turbulence. We're moving, we're moving, Patrick said. The
- 11:14Speaker 1: realization was terrifying. The rushing, still rising water had lifted
- 11:20Speaker 1: the house off its pillars. It was afloat, and then
- 11:26Speaker 1: it wasn't. I saw part of the deck rip away.
- 11:30Speaker 1: I heard windows break, from every corner. Cracks split the walls.
- 11:34Speaker 1: We crashed into something, probably a tree. I don't know
- 11:38Speaker 1: how long It took ten seconds, maybe fifteen, for the
- 11:42Speaker 1: house to come apart. Alyssa managed to keep both kids
- 11:46Speaker 1: on the countertop, one hand on each, still trying to
- 11:48Speaker 1: reassure them. As the house came undone, she grabbed one
- 11:52Speaker 1: in each arm. This is the part that will forever
- 11:56Speaker 1: haunt me. If I or anyone else had been closer
- 11:59Speaker 1: to them, we would have helped her. We would have
- 12:02Speaker 1: grabbed one of the kids. But we simply didn't know
- 12:06Speaker 1: that we were about to be plunged into the water.
- 12:09Speaker 1: We simply didn't know. As we were thrust into churning water,
- 12:15Speaker 1: into darkness, our disintegrating house sucked us down into the river.
- 12:21Speaker 1: The last thing I remember from inside the house was
- 12:23Speaker 1: seeing the refrigerator coming at me. Patrick saw the countertop
- 12:29Speaker 1: tear away from the kitchen island with Alyssa and the
- 12:32Speaker 1: kids on it. As the river carried me downstream, I
- 12:37Speaker 1: struggled to stay above water. I was surrounded by branches,
- 12:41Speaker 1: by twisted metal, by uprooted trees, by countless smaller objects,
- 12:46Speaker 1: bottles of sunscreen, books, couch cushions, coolers that came from
- 12:51Speaker 1: inside our home or somebody else's. I realized I lost
- 12:56Speaker 1: my shoes and my phone. I grabbed at every branch
- 13:00Speaker 1: in every tree that was still standing. A few snapped
- 13:02Speaker 1: off in my hands, leaving me with a fistful of leaves.
- 13:06Speaker 1: I managed to briefly hold onto one, perhaps for a
- 13:09Speaker 1: few seconds, until the force of the water and the
- 13:12Speaker 1: constant assault from debris ripped me away. I latched onto
- 13:17Speaker 1: a tree with branches large enough to support me and
- 13:20Speaker 1: pulled myself out of the water. My breathing was frantic,
- 13:24Speaker 1: but my mind was focused. I considered the possibility of death.
- 13:30Speaker 1: I thought, if I survive, I'll be the only one.
- 13:34Speaker 1: The tree began to crack, creak, and moan. Then it
- 13:39Speaker 1: slowly fell into the river, and so did I. I
- 13:44Speaker 1: reached for another tree and climbed as high as I could,
- 13:46Speaker 1: a couple of feet above the rushing water. I stepped
- 13:49Speaker 1: up to a higher branch, and then another. If this
- 13:52Speaker 1: tree collapsed, I wasn't sure if I would fight to
- 13:57Speaker 1: stay above the water again. I pleaded with the tree
- 14:01Speaker 1: to hold me, to withstand the power of the river. Please,
- 14:06Speaker 1: I whispered, please, over the roar of the water and
- 14:11Speaker 1: the crackling of the trees. I heard screaming. It was guttural, primal.
- 14:17Speaker 1: Who's there, I called, I'm in a tree too. We
- 14:21Speaker 1: have to hang on, someone will help. It's Alyssa, my sister, screamed,
- 14:28Speaker 1: I'm with Rosemary. Clay is gone. The memory of those
- 14:32Speaker 1: words will never leave me. A combination of profound relief
- 14:37Speaker 1: and unbearable sadness overwhelms me now, even as I type this.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Alyssa and I kept yelling to each other, though neither
- 14:45Speaker 1: of us could clearly make out what the other was saying.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Be strong for Rosemary, I implored, you have to survive this. Intermittently,
- 14:54Speaker 1: I could hear just one word, Clay, as Alyssa cried
- 14:59Speaker 1: out out for her son. Then I noticed Patrick running
- 15:03Speaker 1: along the river bank. I couldn't believe he was there,
- 15:06Speaker 1: fully dressed, wearing his tank top and shorts, his shoes
- 15:08Speaker 1: somehow still on. He had lost only his wedding ring.
- 15:12Speaker 1: He told me later, Patrick, I'm here, I yelled. For
- 15:16Speaker 1: the first time, I thought we had a shot at surviving.
- 15:19Speaker 1: Patrick was the first normal thing since the house broke apart.
- 15:23Speaker 1: It was like being alone on an alien planet. And
- 15:25Speaker 1: another human being randomly arrives, and then Lance came jogging
- 15:29Speaker 1: up after him. They'd ended up in the same pecan tree,
- 15:32Speaker 1: about two hundred feet away from the river bank and
- 15:34Speaker 1: about two thousand feet from where our house once stood.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Lance has a watch with a flashlight that he turned
- 15:40Speaker 1: on after Rosemary woke him up. Patrick said he spotted
- 15:45Speaker 1: the beam after he climbed into the tree. They were
- 15:47Speaker 1: only a few yards apart, close enough that they could
- 15:50Speaker 1: talk without yelling. Lance kept repeating, my son, my daughter,
- 15:57Speaker 1: there's no way in wherever's roiling churn. With Rosemary clinging
- 16:03Speaker 1: to her neck while she paddled with one arm, Alissa
- 16:07Speaker 1: had somehow managed to push her daughter onto a branch,
- 16:10Speaker 1: which Rosemary hugged with her arms and legs. Lying flat,
- 16:16Speaker 1: Alissa stayed in the water just below her, gripping the
- 16:18Speaker 1: tree's trunk, and as the waters were seated, she stood
- 16:21Speaker 1: uncomfortably on a branch below her. Alissa would tell me
- 16:26Speaker 1: five days later that Rosemary wanted to play I spy
- 16:32Speaker 1: while they waded in the tree. Patrick waded into the
- 16:36Speaker 1: water to intercept a blue kayak that was floating by
- 16:40Speaker 1: an older couple watching from a house on a nearby
- 16:42Speaker 1: hill brought Lance and Patrick an inflatable inner tube, and
- 16:46Speaker 1: they decided the tube was the better option to catch Rosemary,
- 16:50Speaker 1: more control softer landing. After that, Rosemary's rescue happened quickly.
- 16:57Speaker 1: Patrick and Lance rigged the inner tube with a grin
- 17:00Speaker 1: de garden hose they found and tied it around a
- 17:02Speaker 1: down tree. Lance waded into the water, positioning the tube
- 17:06Speaker 1: beneath his daughter. I stood downriver, ready to catch Rosemary
- 17:12Speaker 1: if she missed the target and got caught in the stream.
- 17:16Speaker 1: Alissa urged us to hurry, saying she didn't think she
- 17:19Speaker 1: could hold onto the tree much longer. She had to
- 17:23Speaker 1: pry Rosemary's hands from the branch. Rosemary, terrified, started to cry.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Then my sister cradled her daughter and dropped her twenty
- 17:36Speaker 1: feet into the river where her father was waiting. She
- 17:40Speaker 1: landed directly in the middle of the inner tube, and
- 17:43Speaker 1: we all cheered. Lance carried his daughter to shore. My
- 17:47Speaker 1: sister jumped into the water right after, and I grabbed her,
- 17:50Speaker 1: put my arm around her, and together we walked to safety.
- 17:54Speaker 1: Alissa collapsed on the river bank, crying out for Clay.
- 17:58Speaker 1: Rosemary became calm when she reached dry land, but her
- 18:04Speaker 1: face had a blue cast. We were all shivering. We
- 18:09Speaker 1: told Rosemary how brave she'd been and that she was
- 18:13Speaker 1: now safe and it was going to be okay.
- 18:17Speaker 2: That's the reality of what it was like for so
- 18:20Speaker 2: many down there, and it happened. That article describes it,
- 18:24Speaker 2: I think perfectly, so quickly.
- 18:27Speaker 1: I want you to take a look at this picture.
- 18:31Speaker 1: This is Rosemary and Clay. Rosemary survived, Clay did not.
- 18:36Speaker 1: This family, like so many Texas families, is rejoicing at
- 18:41Speaker 1: the lives that were saved and is forever grieving at
- 18:45Speaker 1: the lives that were lost. And this family, like so
- 18:49Speaker 1: many Texas families, needs their friends, their loved ones, to
- 18:54Speaker 1: hold them tight. They need God's blessing and mercy and grace.
- 18:59Speaker 1: And I will tell you everyone in Texas is standing
- 19:04Speaker 1: with this family, is standing with all of the parents
- 19:09Speaker 1: at Mystic, is standing with all the little girls who
- 19:11Speaker 1: lost friends. Just today, I was visiting with parents who
- 19:16Speaker 1: had two daughters at Mystic. One survived, one did not.
- 19:20Speaker 1: They talked about the surviving daughter and the guilt and
- 19:24Speaker 1: grief that every one of the survivors feels. Survivors guilt.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Why did my friend, why did my sister die and
- 19:31Speaker 1: I didn't, and those girls it's going to take a
- 19:34Speaker 1: whole lot of love and a whole lot of time
- 19:36Speaker 1: for them to walk through that grief will do that.
- 19:40Speaker 1: That's who Texans are. But these are hard times. As before.
- 19:45Speaker 2: If you want to hear the rest of this conversation
- 19:48Speaker 2: on this topic, you can go back and dow the
- 19:50Speaker 2: podcast from earlier this week to hear the entire thing.
- 19:54Speaker 2: I want to get back to the big story number
- 19:56Speaker 2: three of the week. You may have missed, Senator, there
- 19:59Speaker 2: is just some news that shocked the left. I don't
- 20:04Speaker 2: know how this could be true, but the Late Show
- 20:08Speaker 2: has been destroyed by Stephen Colbert at the point where
- 20:10Speaker 2: they're like, we're not even just firing you, We're just
- 20:12Speaker 2: canceling the entire brand that has been a staple an
- 20:16Speaker 2: American culture, an iconic show for decades. And now they're
- 20:22Speaker 2: just like, yeah, we're done. I mean, it's amazing, right,
- 20:25Speaker 2: You alienate half the country, you hate half the country,
- 20:28Speaker 2: you mock half the country. No one could have seen
- 20:30Speaker 2: this coming.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Well, look, I got to say we you and I
- 20:34Speaker 1: talked about just a few minutes ago. I'm not tired
- 20:37Speaker 1: of winning yet, Stephen Colbert is a vicious, dishonest, partisan leftist.
- 20:45Speaker 1: He is utterly consumed with Trump derangement syndrome, and he hates,
- 20:52Speaker 1: he despises more than half of America. He thinks we're idiots,
- 20:57Speaker 1: he thinks we're racist, he thinks were morons. Is a condescending,
- 21:01Speaker 1: arrogant jackass. Now, look, I say this with direct experience.
- 21:07Speaker 1: I've been on Colbert's show. There used to be a time. Listen.
- 21:11Speaker 1: I'm someone. I love comedy. I love late night comedy.
- 21:14Speaker 1: I grew up watching in SNL. I grew up watching
- 21:17Speaker 1: Johnny Carson and Jay Leno and like really fun late
- 21:21Speaker 1: night comedy. And by the way, if you've got a
- 21:24Speaker 1: sense of humor, you can laugh at both sides. I'm
- 21:26Speaker 1: okay with late night comics making fun of Republicans making
- 21:29Speaker 1: fun of Democrats. Look, both sides are funny. There's lots
- 21:32Speaker 1: of jokes to tell. There used to be a time.
- 21:34Speaker 1: I've been the Senate thirteen years. When I got there,
- 21:37Speaker 1: it was part of the job. I've done just about
- 21:40Speaker 1: every late night show. I've done Jay Leno, I've done Colbert,
- 21:44Speaker 1: I've done Jimmy Kimmel, I've done Jimmy fallon. It was
- 21:50Speaker 1: a fun part of the job. It's disappeared none of
- 21:54Speaker 1: the late night shows have Republicans on anymore. They don't
- 21:57Speaker 1: invite anyone. In fact, it was really fitting even Colbert's
- 22:01Speaker 1: show where he announced I've been canceled, I'm pulled off
- 22:04Speaker 1: the air. You know who his guest was Adam Schiff
- 22:06Speaker 1: because of course it was Adam Shift because and Colbert's
- 22:11Speaker 1: the worst of them. He's a vicious, nasty So I
- 22:14Speaker 1: remember when when I first did a show. You know,
- 22:17Speaker 1: you know, the hosts come by and they talk to
- 22:18Speaker 1: you in the green room and they chat with you,
- 22:21Speaker 1: and and you know, I said, look like all of
- 22:25Speaker 1: these late night comics they think they're going to be
- 22:27Speaker 1: you know that they're going to be this like meet
- 22:30Speaker 1: the press, Like we're going to ask you really tough questions.
- 22:34Speaker 1: By the way, Democrats they have love fests. They laugh,
- 22:38Speaker 1: they joke, they kid around. But with the Republicans, they're
- 22:41Speaker 1: going to nail you to the ground. And I'm like, look,
- 22:44Speaker 1: you want to ask tough questions, that's fine, But you
- 22:47Speaker 1: go on a late night comedy showed to to to humanize,
- 22:51Speaker 1: to say a little bit of who you are, to
- 22:52Speaker 1: laugh and Colbert just got angry. He's just like, I
- 22:56Speaker 1: want to prove you are evil, you are the devil.
- 22:59Speaker 1: And by by the way, they don't even do that anymore.
- 23:01Speaker 1: They just don't have Republicans on and and and Colbert,
- 23:05Speaker 1: of all of them, was the worst. By the way,
- 23:06Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon of the late night guys is the best. Yeah, Fallin.
- 23:10Speaker 1: You know, it's interesting Fallon inherited Jay Leno's audience. Jay
- 23:15Speaker 1: Leno inherited Johnny Carson's audience. Their audience is a lot
- 23:18Speaker 1: of Midwestern conservatives. And so Jimmy Fallon like, like, I
- 23:23Speaker 1: had a great time. I did Jimmy Fallon back back
- 23:26Speaker 1: when I was running for president. He had a very
- 23:28Speaker 1: funny skit where he dressed up as as as Donald
- 23:31Speaker 1: Trump and and called me and went back and forth.
- 23:34Speaker 1: But he was he was the one late night host
- 23:36Speaker 1: who was not a jerk. Actually Leno wasn't either, but
- 23:39Speaker 1: that was that was early on. Colbert is directly responsible,
- 23:45Speaker 1: along with his compatriots, with destroying late night comedy. And
- 23:49Speaker 1: I want to play.
- 23:50Speaker 2: By the way, it's because it wasn't humor.
- 23:53Speaker 1: It's not funny. It's just I I hate you. I
- 23:56Speaker 1: hate you it is not funny.
- 23:57Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also By the way, the reason why I
- 23:59Speaker 2: think Shanks was at the SP's because Historius like humor.
- 24:03Speaker 2: Humor is actually back, and Colbert turned his show into
- 24:07Speaker 2: this like sanctimonious woke lecture every night, attacking half of America.
- 24:13Speaker 1: Well, and let me prove it. I want to play
- 24:15Speaker 1: just just a a selection of you know, he became
- 24:19Speaker 1: this this like scold for you must get the COVID vaccine.
- 24:24Speaker 1: And here are a couple of examples of this bizarre
- 24:27Speaker 1: song he did. You're gonna listen to it. I wish
- 24:29Speaker 1: you could see the videos because the videos have him
- 24:32Speaker 1: dancing like a fruitcake nut dressed as a human syringe.
- 24:38Speaker 1: But just listen to it because you can get a
- 24:40Speaker 1: sense of just how sanctimonious he was. Give a listen.
- 24:43Speaker 3: Find out the way the vaccine is changing the scene
- 24:46Speaker 3: in our new recurring segment, the vac scene, shut job,
- 25:01Speaker 3: shot job longer Stoll. Why the can can you ask?
- 25:15Speaker 3: I asked that myself. The answer public domain. It's the
- 25:21Speaker 3: answer of most things, really.
- 25:23Speaker 4: The vaccine, shot shot, the vaccine. We have a vacine.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Get your shot right now in your art, your mom,
- 25:51Speaker 1: get your shot, your mom.
- 25:55Speaker 4: Get your shot.
- 26:02Speaker 2: But by the way, I just wonder, like how many
- 26:05Speaker 2: of those segments had vaccine commercials from pharmaceutical companies in there,
- 26:09Speaker 2: and it's like, hey, I got you, I'll do a
- 26:10Speaker 2: big thing.
- 26:11Speaker 1: They Stephen Colbert sponsored by Pfizer, right exactly.
- 26:16Speaker 2: They put this thing out. It's ten minutes and forty
- 26:18Speaker 2: nine seconds long. By the way, I say they literally
- 26:21Speaker 2: the video we just played from you was the quote vaccine.
- 26:24Speaker 2: The box set the Late Show is Stephen Colbert. They
- 26:27Speaker 2: put this out themselves and were that proud of it.
- 26:31Speaker 1: No, they were proud of it. And it's it's vicious,
- 26:35Speaker 1: it's nasty, and it's not funny, like I'm fine with
- 26:41Speaker 1: a comedy host that makes fun of everyone. That's you know,
- 26:44Speaker 1: one of my favorite movies. And we didn't include this
- 26:46Speaker 1: one we did on July fourth our our movie section.
- 26:49Speaker 1: But one of my favorite movies was Team America World.
- 26:52Speaker 1: Please did you ever see that?
- 26:53Speaker 4: Ben?
- 26:54Speaker 2: Oh?
- 26:54Speaker 1: Yeah, great movie, hysterical movie, and it's done. It is.
- 26:59Speaker 1: It's puppets, and it makes fun of both sides and
- 27:02Speaker 1: make funs of Republicans, but it make fun of Democrats.
- 27:05Speaker 1: And now I will warn you it is profane. I
- 27:08Speaker 1: had the incredibly poor judgment to play this video for
- 27:12Speaker 1: my in laws on a family vacation, and I will
- 27:14Speaker 1: tell you about nine minutes into it, when they had
- 27:17Speaker 1: dropped the thirty second F bomb, I was like, okay, Wow,
- 27:21Speaker 1: this was a really bad idea, and my mother in
- 27:24Speaker 1: law is frowning at me, and I'm like, wow, okay,
- 27:26Speaker 1: never mind. But unbelievably funny because it's actually comedy. It's
- 27:32Speaker 1: making fun just watching Stephen Colbert saying I hate Donald Trump. Yes, Stephen,
- 27:38Speaker 1: we got you. But you know what, Stephen Colbert is
- 27:42Speaker 1: now unemployed. He's been canceled. He's been canceled because, oddly enough,
- 27:46Speaker 1: Americans don't like to listen to someone screaming at them.
- 27:50Speaker 1: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. I'm
- 27:52Speaker 1: smarter than you. I'm a left wing elitist. I make
- 27:54Speaker 1: millions of dollars and I despise you. And so I
- 27:58Speaker 1: got to say, in response to his his musical medley
- 28:02Speaker 1: urging everyone you must get the vaccine, I have a
- 28:05Speaker 1: different musical medley that I want to say, not just
- 28:08Speaker 1: to Stephen Colbert, but also to NPR and d PBS.
- 28:11Speaker 1: Here's my musical response.
- 28:25Speaker 2: Truly amazing. You gotta love that song right there. Don't
- 28:27Speaker 2: forget we do this podcast, this show, I say, as
- 28:31Speaker 2: a podcast three days a week, so make sure you
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- 28:44Speaker 2: days a week on the podcast. Have a great one.