Pluribus, Primates & Political Punchlines: Hour 3 Goes Off the Rails

The Rob Carson Show · Jan 9, 2026 · 43m

-Rob opens the hour bouncing between movie reviews, personal revelations, and Swiffering in his underwear — proving bachelorhood is both liberating and slightly hazardous to imagery. -The Minneapolis incident gets a decisive update as Rob declares the new video evidence “case closed,” predicting the attempted protest movement will fizzle like a “fart in a Cat-5 hurricane.” -Christian Toto joins on the Newsmax hotline, breaking down Hollywood insanity: Jimmy Kimmel’s meltdown, the brilliance of Marty Supreme, murderous rabid chimps in horror films, and why The Simpsons retiring Duffman is the…