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Dating Deterrents, Older Parents, Sexual Sayings, Wedding Night Prostitution and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all don't know y'all at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't give them.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me, I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you gotta
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  Speaker 3: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on, you'll think, huh, I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. Y'll listen to the voice.
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  Speaker 5: Come on, dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 5: got this radio show. Man, how I got here? I
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  Speaker 5: really can't explain it. Only by the grace of God,
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  Speaker 5: That's all I can really tell you. I was talking
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  Speaker 5: with a buddy the other day and he was telling me.
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  Speaker 5: He said, Man, he had an interesting philosophy about it.
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  Speaker 1: He say.
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  Speaker 5: You know, you can have dreams and visions, he say,
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  Speaker 5: but God, God will never show you.
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  Speaker 1: What all he has for you.
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  Speaker 5: He won't show you all of it because he knows
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  Speaker 5: you'll mess it up. And you know what, Man, I
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  Speaker 5: thought about that, and maw, how true is that?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: I know that I got a radio show and see it.
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  Speaker 5: It's just become this major blessing for me. I didn't
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  Speaker 5: see it. But if I would have seen it and
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  Speaker 5: known when he had planned on giving it to me,
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  Speaker 5: I would have messed it up because Number one, my
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  Speaker 5: first question would have been to him, why I got
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  Speaker 5: to wait so long? Why don't I go down hill
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  Speaker 5: and start on the radio now? And then I'll be
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  Speaker 5: in radio and then TYD, I.
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  Speaker 1: See there God.
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  Speaker 5: But see the thing about God is God don't need
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  Speaker 5: your help. Matter of fact, he don't really want it.
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  Speaker 5: All he wants is you to love him and obey
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  Speaker 5: if you can do them two things. I think I
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  Speaker 5: could be wrong. I think he'd be really cool with us.
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  Speaker 5: So had I known about these blessings that he had
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  Speaker 5: for me, I would have messed him up because I
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  Speaker 5: would have put my thinking in the figuring process, and
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  Speaker 5: that would have jacked it all up. That's the first
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  Speaker 5: thing out to ask why I got away so long?
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  Speaker 5: And then if he'd ha shown me what I was
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  Speaker 5: gonna have to do to get it, I would have
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  Speaker 5: showed messed that up. Man, I ain't finna do that.
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  Speaker 5: I ain't finna do all of that. Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 5: I got to go through all of these mishaps in
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  Speaker 5: my life. So when I get the radio show. I
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  Speaker 5: have something to share, Man, Why don't I just read
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  Speaker 5: a couple of books and share that experience with them?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 5: See, I want you to know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 5: I want you to be transparent. I want people to
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  Speaker 5: be able to identify with your struggle and apply they
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  Speaker 5: struggle to it and see that they can get over.
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  Speaker 1: See. God never shows you all of it.
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  Speaker 5: Because he know we'll mess it up. I wouldn't have
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  Speaker 5: any books, I certainly please know, I would not be
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  Speaker 5: the host of family. Few can't tell you that. It
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  Speaker 5: is amazing man, how God works. And my invitation to
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  Speaker 5: everybody today is allowed God to work. You know, you
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  Speaker 5: can ask him why all you want to. And from
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  Speaker 5: time to time I still do no good for me,
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  Speaker 5: But that' me old woe is me?
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  Speaker 1: Lord? Thing that don't really get it for me?
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  Speaker 5: Because when I start asking him why, I'm asking somebody
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  Speaker 5: who has a thought process so high above mind that
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  Speaker 5: there's no way if he told it to me, I
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't even get it. You wouldn't either, Uncle, I'll bright
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  Speaker 5: you think you are. Man, You just ain't gonna get
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  Speaker 5: how and why he does it his way. You're not
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  Speaker 5: going to understand it. But He has a plan for
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  Speaker 5: each and every one of us. And if we adhere
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  Speaker 5: to the plan, if we submit ourself to his will
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  Speaker 5: and just say, okay, God, what you want me to do,
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  Speaker 5: I am telling you it is the best way to live.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 5: You can also do it the way I did it
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  Speaker 5: early on. You can just do what you want to
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  Speaker 5: do and see how it go from now. And I
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  Speaker 5: will tell you from personal experience, it's not going to
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  Speaker 5: go good.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 5: My wife and I were talking the other day and
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  Speaker 5: she said something with me, and I had to write
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  Speaker 5: it down. She says, Steve, you know the funny thing
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  Speaker 5: about sin? She says, sining costs you more than you
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  Speaker 5: want to pay and causes you to stay longer than
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  Speaker 5: you want to stay. Asked my wife where she got
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  Speaker 5: that from. She says some old person told it to her.
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  Speaker 5: She says, sining cost you more than you want to
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  Speaker 5: pay and causes you to stay longer than you want
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  Speaker 5: to stay. That's the problem, man, about doing what you
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  Speaker 5: want to do. Because we are all sinners, man, all
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  Speaker 5: of us, all of us, every last one of us
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  Speaker 5: a sinners. You will be a sinner until you die.
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  Speaker 5: Now you could be saved by grace. But you're going
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  Speaker 5: to be a sinner man. You are going to make mistakes.
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  Speaker 5: You are going to in your life knowingly do wrong.
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  Speaker 5: I bet you will. I don't know who you think
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  Speaker 5: you are. I don't know who you've been listening to.
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  Speaker 5: But get this, we are sinners. We were born into
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  Speaker 5: a world that is sinful. Now it's okay, it's okay,
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  Speaker 5: it's our world. But we can make the best of
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  Speaker 5: it because we can form a relationship with God and
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  Speaker 5: we can go to war with this thing, you know,
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  Speaker 5: and we can win. You can actually get over. Being
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  Speaker 5: born into this world is not an end all. It
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  Speaker 5: doesn't mean you're doomed, nah man, because God is available
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  Speaker 5: to give you life, and not only give you life,
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  Speaker 5: but give it to you more abundantly. I have more
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  Speaker 5: of an abundant life than I've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: If you took away the.
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  Speaker 5: Finances, trust and believe, I have so many things I
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  Speaker 5: could tell you that I'm grateful for. For my wife,
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  Speaker 5: for my children, man, for my family, for the few
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  Speaker 5: friends that I have, for the work that I do,
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  Speaker 5: man for the respect that some people that I feel
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  Speaker 5: around some people from the reputation earned now I ain't
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  Speaker 5: cool with everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I got that.
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  Speaker 5: I ain't cool with everybody. Everybody ain't cool with me.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody don't like me. Man, get past that right there.
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  Speaker 5: I don't care what you do. Everybody are gonna like you.
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  Speaker 5: Some people didn't like Jesus. What did he do?
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  Speaker 1: What did he do wrong to anybody?
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  Speaker 5: Show it to me where he was just out there,
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  Speaker 5: just messing over folks, and you could justify all that
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  Speaker 5: happened to him. Just show it to me. But he
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  Speaker 5: knew everybody ain't gonna like me. I just come to
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  Speaker 5: save y'all understand.
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  Speaker 1: I got you.
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  Speaker 5: Ain't feeling me. You're gonna spit on me. You're gonna
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  Speaker 5: hang me up there, You're gonna pierce my side. You're
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  Speaker 5: gonna do all that to me. When you get through,
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  Speaker 5: I still love you. That's a powerful statement.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 5: God will take care of you if you form this
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  Speaker 5: relationship with him. He has something for you. He has
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  Speaker 5: a plan for you that is beyond your imagine nation.
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  Speaker 5: He will give you the desires of your heart. But
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  Speaker 5: he also has some stuff in store for you that
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  Speaker 5: you're not even asking for. That he is willing to
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  Speaker 5: ship to an address that belongs to you as long
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  Speaker 5: as you stay on the right path and are trying
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  Speaker 5: your best, God to ship you the blessing anyway, because
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  Speaker 5: please know He's done it to me. I'm a living
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  Speaker 5: witness to this that God will ship you blessings and
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  Speaker 5: you ain't gonna be perfect. But if he know your heart, man,
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  Speaker 5: if he know you trying to do better, if he
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  Speaker 5: see you trying to change, if he see you trying
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  Speaker 5: to get it right, he understands that you're gonna stumble
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  Speaker 5: all the way through this thing. But if he know
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  Speaker 5: your heart and he know you trying to get it right,
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  Speaker 5: and you're doing the best you can, board here, ship
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  Speaker 5: some stuff your way. Man, you really be tripping, man,
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  Speaker 5: You will really be tripping. Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Man, It's crazy, ain't it.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening Morning, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: A new day.
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  Speaker 5: Morning symbolizes a fresh beginning. Morning means that the darkness
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  Speaker 5: is gone, Ladies and gentlemen. This is the darkness gone,
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  Speaker 5: symbol of a new day. Morning show, the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 5: new day morning show boy, you better come on preaching,
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  Speaker 5: ladies and gentlemen. Oh Lord, whoa lord, Charlie Strawberry.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, Steve, Joy coming in the morning. You know that.
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  Speaker 5: Weeping may endure for a night, but Joy coming in
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  Speaker 5: the morning.
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  Speaker 4: He yes, yes, calling forrel.
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  Speaker 9: You about a minister up in hill, up in here.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Kill junior spaces.
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  Speaker 10: On seventy two days hospital free think.
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  Speaker 9: Lot, Yes, Lord, Joy.
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  Speaker 5: I get joy when I think about what is done
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  Speaker 5: for me. I get joy when I think about what
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  Speaker 5: is done for me.
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  Speaker 1: I get joy when I think.
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  Speaker 3: Of bound what you do.
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  Speaker 11: That's all you know, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and now that's it for now.
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  Speaker 12: J Anthony Brown, Joy, I've had joy. I've had Joy.
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  Speaker 12: Leave in the morning, and I told Joy, I'll call
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  Speaker 12: you later. What up, she Hobby, I can't.
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  Speaker 9: He's not here a whole lot.
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  Speaker 6: Top top Friday morning. Baby, the day's a new day.
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  Speaker 9: Welcome back, shame.
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  Speaker 4: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: How y'all doing? How's everybody? What a week? What a fool?
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  Speaker 1: What doing this week? Jane?
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  Speaker 12: So glad, Steve, I'm so glad. I've been I've been
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  Speaker 12: working so hard. He so glad that the day is
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  Speaker 12: Friday that you can finally take a break.
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  Speaker 9: Did you know what you hired him, Steve.
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  Speaker 12: I'm putting the hours in. He actually, well, I don't
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  Speaker 12: have well you oh.
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  Speaker 13: What you say, Steve?
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  Speaker 5: He was he just wears his ass out waiting on Friday.
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  Speaker 9: Didn't get in here.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah to Tuesday, Wednesday.
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  Speaker 14: And it happened gradually because at first it was every day.
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  Speaker 14: It was Monday through Friday. Then it dwindled down, I
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  Speaker 14: think to three days a week.
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  Speaker 1: And you're really throwing it under the bus.
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  Speaker 9: Go ahead, no, no, this is the truth.
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  Speaker 12: Now that was such a free I don't even know
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  Speaker 12: if I'm gonna make it today.
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  Speaker 15: You're listening Morning show.
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  Speaker 14: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 14: prank back what you got for his neft this morning?
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  Speaker 9: This morning.
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  Speaker 6: We need a I need a reference. I need a reference.
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  Speaker 6: You understand that getting ready to date somebody you want
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  Speaker 6: to reference, so you might as well call the person
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  Speaker 6: who was last connected with her, and in this case
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  Speaker 6: it was the hubs so called the ex husband.
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  Speaker 16: And you know you need a reference to the ex wife.
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  Speaker 1: I need a reference. Union needs to start in corner.
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  Speaker 6: We're still on the airline. Let's weez on in this thing,
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  Speaker 6: ball hit it. I need a reference. Let's go cat.
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  Speaker 13: Uh hello, U yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to
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  Speaker 13: read Scotty please. Yeah. Yeah, what's up, hey, Scotty? How
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  Speaker 13: you doing? Man? I'm trying to actually get a h
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  Speaker 13: a reference for for Monica Monica. You're talking about Monica,
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  Speaker 13: my ex wife. Yeah, I'm trying to get a reference
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  Speaker 13: on her if possible. Oh okay, so what's he applying
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  Speaker 13: for jobs? He's trying to go to work?
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  Speaker 14: Now? Uh?
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  Speaker 13: No, this reference is actually for like a relationship, a
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  Speaker 13: relationship that's a whole Hold up on, boy, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 13: a relationship with you? You're talking about a job relationship? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 13: See what this here is is that I'm finna actually
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  Speaker 13: start dating Monica on the regular, and I'm calling you.
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  Speaker 17: For a reference. Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa boy? Hold up?
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  Speaker 17: Wait mane, who did you say this is?
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  Speaker 13: And how you get mad? My name Philip, Man, my
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  Speaker 13: name Philip. I got your number out of Monica phone
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  Speaker 13: check this. I feel you don't need to call me
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  Speaker 13: with whatever you and Monica got going on, y'all need
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  Speaker 13: it gone to deal with that. No no, no, no, no no,
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  Speaker 13: I no got that.
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  Speaker 17: Brother.
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  Speaker 13: May y'all to hear me out. What I'm trying to
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  Speaker 13: say is is that I figured if I get a
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  Speaker 13: reference and figure out what kind of person she is
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  Speaker 13: and get to get a you know, kind of get
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  Speaker 13: a background, so you can kind of tell me what
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  Speaker 13: kind of person her good points of bad qualities, the
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  Speaker 13: whole not see, it might save me sometime from being
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  Speaker 13: in a long relationship if I know what to look for,
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  Speaker 13: what's good? One man say say, oh boy, oh boy,
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  Speaker 13: I know, I know I'm not listening to this. I
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  Speaker 13: was mad twelve years. Ain't nobody give me no reference.
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  Speaker 13: So don't call me asking for no like that. If
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  Speaker 13: you got number for money, you and Monica need to
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  Speaker 13: forget my Okay, but.
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  Speaker 17: Hold on, hold on, bro, Like I say, man, I'm
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  Speaker 17: just trying.
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  Speaker 13: To figure out. Hold up, I'm trying to figure out
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  Speaker 13: the good qualities and bad quite like you know, do
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  Speaker 13: she want to cook? You know? Is she good in
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  Speaker 13: the bedroom? You know what I'm saying, I'm trying to know.
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  Speaker 13: I'm trying to just know what to look for. Dog,
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  Speaker 13: that's all, man. I ain't trying to come in ere man, look, oh,
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  Speaker 13: but I just can't believe calling enough about some I
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  Speaker 13: don't have a no more. Only thing I have to
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  Speaker 13: deal with is my child. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 13: And you most definitely don't need to be a rapped
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  Speaker 13: out Say, dude, I got to go Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 13: but can you give me a good reference owner?
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  Speaker 17: That's all I'm trying to get out.
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  Speaker 13: Man. The reference is don't die number ever again. And
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  Speaker 13: when I talked to Monica, me and her. But hey,
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  Speaker 13: you ain't gonna have to worry about the relationship with Monica.
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  Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, Hold up, man,
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  Speaker 13: let me go break this to you. First of all,
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  Speaker 13: me and Bonica then dated for the last year, off
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  Speaker 13: and on. We just finished. Get hold up, dude, the
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  Speaker 13: last year. Me and this woman just got divorced a
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  Speaker 13: few months ago.
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  Speaker 17: Oh so you that who must have messed up money?
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  Speaker 3: They don't lay hold on.
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  Speaker 13: I ain't look look, I ain't calm nothing.
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  Speaker 17: The reason why.
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  Speaker 13: Y'all broke up. I don't have nothing to do with that.
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  Speaker 13: I don't look here. Oh so you that slick, Say mate,
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  Speaker 13: why don't you slide your little slick back under that
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  Speaker 13: way that you slip from Mondon. He he ay, dog,
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  Speaker 13: I can slide right on back under the rock you
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  Speaker 13: talking about. But what I'm trying to ask you is
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  Speaker 13: this right here? Man? Hey dog, can you just give
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  Speaker 13: her brother some references? Man, somebody can look out for
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  Speaker 13: some signs that A trick reference I'm gonna give you
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  Speaker 13: is when you don't have enough money when she wants
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  Speaker 13: that twelve hundred dollars bag, don't call me for that.
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  Speaker 13: When she needs some more money for this, Oh well, baby,
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  Speaker 13: I just gave you my check. What don't mean nothing?
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  Speaker 13: And or you pull up your fingerccount ain't no money
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  Speaker 13: or not? That's the reference ship needs, ain't. So I
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  Speaker 13: need to hear from them, especially if you who was
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  Speaker 13: around with my boy, why while we was married? Talking
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  Speaker 13: about married? Hold the reference here. I'm gonna fine, yop,
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  Speaker 13: I'm gonna call Monica and I'm gonna track down nig
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  Speaker 13: yes in your reference. Then yeah, yeah, I give you reference.
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  Speaker 13: Then face to face, Hey dog, I ain't trying to
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  Speaker 13: have no altercation with you. Man, Oh boy, you must
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  Speaker 13: have been trying to have something you dialing my okay dog,
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  Speaker 13: let me okay, one more question man, and then I'm
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  Speaker 13: gonna be out your hair. I just like I said,
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  Speaker 13: I just wanted a few things and know some background
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  Speaker 13: on them. Man. You you out of questions on boy,
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  Speaker 13: you out of questions? Okay, but this I just need
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  Speaker 13: to know this because I want everything he man, I
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  Speaker 13: want everything to run smooth dog, and I want us
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  Speaker 13: to have a good understanding. Do you have a problem, man,
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  Speaker 13: with with your little girl calling me daddy? What did
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  Speaker 13: you just as you asked me about my daughter? Hey? Hey, hey,
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  Speaker 13: calm down, dude, I'm calming. I'm gonna pete. You asked
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  Speaker 13: about mine? This about mine? Hey dog, I'm just here.
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  Speaker 13: You around me time I will come home. Boy. Look,
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  Speaker 13: I'm sona find because you are bad. You missed the bad.
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  Speaker 13: You down number. Not only you got that, but man,
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  Speaker 13: you're talking about time. I'm just asking, do you matter?
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  Speaker 17: She called me?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 13: Look here, man, at child there? They cannot come at
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  Speaker 13: your You know what I'm saying. Say Man this, man,
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  Speaker 13: I don't I don't have time, but I'm gonna call
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  Speaker 13: that Monica and I'm gonna get your Yeah, I'm gonna
• 19:27
  Speaker 13: get you. I'm out here. You want Why are you
• 19:35
  Speaker 13: calling me back? Gotty? Scotty Gotty, I'm.
• 19:37
  Speaker 17: Hearing man, why are you out?
• 19:39
  Speaker 13: You know?
• 19:40
  Speaker 17: I just man?
• 19:40
  Speaker 13: You something by You don't have nothing to take on
• 19:43
  Speaker 13: me home. I want to say, Scott, Scotty just listen
• 19:45
  Speaker 13: to me. Man, I want to say this. This is
• 19:47
  Speaker 13: nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
• 19:50
  Speaker 13: brother Brian got me the prank phone call you. Hey man,
• 19:55
  Speaker 13: it's who who is Scotty Scotty? This is timy Man Man,
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  Speaker 13: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother
• 20:03
  Speaker 13: Brian got me the plank phone call you say? Man, Man,
• 20:10
  Speaker 13: Oh well, I'm about to go belistic over here. Man, Hey,
• 20:14
  Speaker 13: Brian got one coming dough man Tommy. Oh boy, Brian. No,
• 20:19
  Speaker 13: it's gonna be on in his world.
• 20:21
  Speaker 17: Man, I'll go br got you man, he got you.
• 20:24
  Speaker 13: Good, hey man. One more thing, man, what is the
• 20:27
  Speaker 13: baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in the land.
• 20:31
  Speaker 13: Man a Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:39
  Speaker 14: All right, thank you that for you coming up next
• 20:41
  Speaker 14: to his ask the CLO.
• 20:42
  Speaker 9: Right after this.
• 20:43
  Speaker 14: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time
• 20:48
  Speaker 14: for the CLO. The Chief Love Officer, The CLO all right,
• 20:56
  Speaker 14: you heard him, He's ready. This one is from John,
• 20:58
  Speaker 14: a podcast listener. John says, I've been listening to your
• 21:01
  Speaker 14: Strawberry letters on the podcast, and I.
• 21:04
  Speaker 9: Didn't need to write a whole letter. Thank you John
• 21:07
  Speaker 9: for doing that. But I hope you can give me
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: some real advice.
• 21:09
  Speaker 14: I'm a thirty two year old single male and the
• 21:12
  Speaker 14: women I meet are around my age and experienced in
• 21:15
  Speaker 14: the bedroom.
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: I try to warn women up front that I'm a.
• 21:18
  Speaker 14: Big boy, but even the most experienced women run away
• 21:22
  Speaker 14: from it and me. For some men, this would be
• 21:26
  Speaker 14: a good thing, but it's been a problem for me
• 21:28
  Speaker 14: since high school. What can I do differently to keep
• 21:32
  Speaker 14: a woman?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: Well, what I did, Dog, was I just you know
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: you got it? I mean, you know, I just you
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: know good? I mean good question, you know, I understand?
• 21:49
  Speaker 18: You know.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: You what you got to see?
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: You ain't You ain't handling it right. First of all,
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: quit talking about it, mum. That's what stars, you know,
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: because now mentally, and then what you do is after that,
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: when it gets to the point of the actual act occurring. Dog,
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: you ain't got nothing to prove. Stop trying to prove stuff.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: You know, easy, easy, easy.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: You know, you know all this, you know all this talk.
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  Speaker 13: You be here.
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  Speaker 5: I'm finna do this, I'm finna do that now. You're
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: not easy, so you can keep somebody. It's gonna happen
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: for you regardless. What you don't want to do is
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: ruin it for the second time.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Take your time, easy, keep.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: The light out.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, easy, Well, keeping the light out don't really work
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: for me, because I'm telling you, because it ain't got
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  Speaker 5: nothing to do with darkness.
• 22:57
  Speaker 14: So you just want him to surprise the lady.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but go easy.
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  Speaker 5: You know you ain't No women have babies. You ain't
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: that deep. Just slow down. You ain't all that now.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: I appreciate you writing me and try to make it
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: sign like you all that, but you ain't.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Just slow down, baby Jesus.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: You know I used to feel that way too, but
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: i'd ran up into some stuff in my life.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Boy, well, I was just just just over that wool.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Are you know what you're doing?
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  Speaker 15: Moving on?
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  Speaker 9: Destiny in Toledo as.
• 23:33
  Speaker 14: We move on, says I'm having a surprise fortieth birthday
• 23:37
  Speaker 14: party for my boyfriend, and I'm only inviting ten people
• 23:41
  Speaker 14: because of COVID. A random female called me and asked
• 23:44
  Speaker 14: for my address because she was paid to dance at
• 23:47
  Speaker 14: the party as a surprise.
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: I told her, no, thank you.
• 23:51
  Speaker 14: My boyfriend's brother called and told me he already paid
• 23:54
  Speaker 14: the stripper, and he demanded that I either give him
• 23:57
  Speaker 14: his money back or let the girl dance. Should I
• 24:00
  Speaker 14: mess up the surprise and tell my man to handle
• 24:02
  Speaker 14: his brother or should I curse him out myself?
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Hey, wait a minute, this dude got to be kidding.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: You can't have nobody. You can't get a dancer for
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: your brother.
• 24:11
  Speaker 14: And he got a wife, yeah, girlfriend, their boyfriend girlfriend.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: But no, you can't do that. You can't do that. Now,
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: you ain't gotta let your brother handle up. Hey, here's
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: what you do. I think you need to end this
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: surprise thing before everybody gets surprised. So I think, really
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: what you ought to do is I think you ought
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: to just tell her, Tell the boyfriend ain't no, ain't no,
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: ain't no stripper coming in this house right here, And
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: if he want to get your money back, let him.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Give it back. But it's no, it's impossible. You can't
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: do that. Had no stripper, dancer? How holdadaya? They say?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: He forty Yeah, he's turning forty got to be joking? Man,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: what funny?
• 24:59
  Speaker 14: Yo? What?
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  Speaker 1: We ain't do that?
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 25:02
  Speaker 9: Thank you?
• 25:03
  Speaker 14: Celo, Yolanda and Raleigh says, I'm a sixty year old
• 25:06
  Speaker 14: engaged woman. I've been engaged for four years and I
• 25:09
  Speaker 14: can't get my fiance to marry me. We've got a
• 25:12
  Speaker 14: lot in common, but lately he's been using that against me.
• 25:15
  Speaker 14: If we're watching sports or out hunting together.
• 25:20
  Speaker 9: He comments said, I'm cool, just like one of the boys.
• 25:24
  Speaker 14: I rarely wear makeup and dress up and dress up
• 25:27
  Speaker 14: because I'm always at home. Should I take his comments
• 25:30
  Speaker 14: as a negative thing? Is acting like one of the
• 25:33
  Speaker 14: boys ever a good thing?
• 25:36
  Speaker 13: No?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Not to me.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: I've never wanted my woman act like one of the boys.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: And what oh, and what do you mean by we
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: be out hunting?
• 25:46
  Speaker 9: Hunting together?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: They hunting? Y'all know rabbits or snows? Are they shooting hunting? Oh?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Oh you mean hunting?
• 25:56
  Speaker 16: Oh?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I thought you meant like swingers? Oh no, hunting?
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: No, No, you need to stay your ass at home,
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: dress up sometime, put something on.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Stop looking like a hunter.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, when I was out in the clubs hunting,
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: I was going, damn what literally, so I'm sitting there
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: going hunting. What kind of messages? But I see why
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: y'all ain't married. Hey, having too munchy, But you're hunting.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: You sitting up in the tree and a blind you
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: in the bushes. Put a gun with him? Damn, stay
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: your ass on. Quit hunting.
• 26:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, dressing, Yeah, that ain't sex.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: No, when he comes from surprised him sometimes.
• 26:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you he're the men, ma'am.
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: You ain't nobody lying with me hunting actually walking in
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: the house with a dead duck in her hand, said it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 14: So dress up, put on some heels, put on some lipsticks,
• 27:07
  Speaker 14: sometimes everything.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, every now and then. You ain't gonna do it
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: every day, but every now and then, you know.
• 27:17
  Speaker 9: Okay, all right? Uh, mis Jay, you have a question?
• 27:25
  Speaker 9: As we go out, We got like thirty seconds.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Oh do I have a question?
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: Thirty seconds?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: You want to go hunting? Jay, that's a good dress
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: you want to.
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: I can't believe you thought it was a swingers term.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: So you come once a weekend and you don't have
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: a question.
• 27:44
  Speaker 14: You're listening hard Morning Show. All right, Steve, Steve, this
• 27:57
  Speaker 14: was for you, Jay, Tommy Jr.
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: This segment is for the ladies. Thank you guys.
• 28:03
  Speaker 14: This is called jay ways to get a man to
• 28:06
  Speaker 14: stop hollering at you, okay.
• 28:08
  Speaker 12: Because it gets on your nerves, right lady, Oh yeah.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: The way the things you can do, things you.
• 28:16
  Speaker 18: Can do you say, holler at us, you know, just
• 28:19
  Speaker 18: aggravating you red red jack.
• 28:34
  Speaker 10: Ways to get that done, coughing uncontrolled the rial I'm talking, go.
• 28:44
  Speaker 12: Ahead, don't get us to walking like, yeah.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: I got one. Come on, tell him. You don't go
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: nowhere without your brand.
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  Speaker 12: You'll deceased grandmama, And that's grandmama, grandmama.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: You think you cute right with you right at all time,
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: at all time.
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  Speaker 16: I tell you what, I'll tell you what. When you
• 29:14
  Speaker 16: get the American real hard, you say, you know what,
• 29:16
  Speaker 16: I gotta go get some depenions real quick.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I'll be right.
• 29:22
  Speaker 14: I hope they got my size still in right, I'm
• 29:25
  Speaker 14: taking This is for the ladies. The guys are telling
• 29:29
  Speaker 14: us the waste that we can get men to stop
• 29:31
  Speaker 14: hollering at us.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, steve.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: A fake test result on your chest that says you
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: have v D.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: That'll stop them right away.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: D You call it what you want to. It's way
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: back in the day. If you got y'all on it.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yeah, you get it.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: You you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll understand. You know you got it.
• 30:01
  Speaker 12: I act glad you're talking on the phone and say, hey,
• 30:04
  Speaker 12: don't make me shoot you again.
• 30:05
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 30:13
  Speaker 14: These are ways for the ladies to get men to
• 30:15
  Speaker 14: stop trying to holler at them.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Leave you alone.
• 30:18
  Speaker 15: Yeah, don't let them get too in.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Don't let him get too hollows in.
• 30:21
  Speaker 10: Start scratching right off under your list when you start
• 30:25
  Speaker 10: leaving streets. Yeah, just start scratching. He don't know what
• 30:30
  Speaker 10: that's scratching about.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Start talking.
• 30:33
  Speaker 19: I like, come on, you go in the closet and
• 30:39
  Speaker 19: get butt naked and sit Indian style and burn some
• 30:43
  Speaker 19: incense to start from.
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  Speaker 16: No, ye him right there. I promise you'll run his
• 30:49
  Speaker 16: ass straight on up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: Help the ladies.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: You walk up to your start talking to you say.
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  Speaker 5: Look, look, he ain't gonna do nothing, but my exes
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  Speaker 5: crossed the street.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: He ain't gonna do that watching.
• 31:15
  Speaker 9: Them get him right up, Come on, waste to get.
• 31:20
  Speaker 12: Tell him you got seven kids and the two oldest
• 31:24
  Speaker 12: is still staying at the house.
• 31:32
  Speaker 10: When he started talking, Listen, I need a character. When
• 31:34
  Speaker 10: you come to court with me. I need somebody to
• 31:40
  Speaker 10: when you come to court right there.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry before we before you asked me to think
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: can you help me lift.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: My car off my husband?
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: What happened?
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: Don't worry about it. I just need your help to
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: get him by money ran over. I got one and
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: looking right now, I said you better step back. My
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: girlfriend's very jealous.
• 32:08
  Speaker 16: That work like a more physical approach.
• 32:13
  Speaker 10: And they start talking to you. I know some thing
• 32:15
  Speaker 10: that just turned me on. If you see him and
• 32:17
  Speaker 10: he starts talking to you hot and spit me.
• 32:26
  Speaker 15: On the die frame, get all.
• 32:28
  Speaker 9: Of it in the person it was coughing.
• 32:30
  Speaker 10: Now this hey baby, right he go, he gonna walk
• 32:40
  Speaker 10: right away.
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: These do you want to stop talking to you? Yes?
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: Well yes do it.
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: Thank you guys for your health.
• 32:46
  Speaker 14: These are ways that men we can do these things
• 32:50
  Speaker 14: and make men leave us.
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: Alone and stop trying to holler at us. What you
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: got now, all.
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: Just stand there and look at it and start pinying right,
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: Just pee right down and just look at see you
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: know what that happens.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: All the time.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: He's so gone. Oh I can't believe this is happening again.
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: Draw this from your own experiences.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I know will push me on.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: That's how said.
• 33:31
  Speaker 14: Okay, yeah, that's what it sounds all right, way to
• 33:37
  Speaker 14: man one.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is easy.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: This is simplest, ladies, this one right here. If you
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: don't have the courage for a lot of stuff and
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: you just want to finally just get this dude out
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: your face, here's one simple way to do it. Develop
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: bad broth.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, that's a good one.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Coffee, coffee.
• 34:05
  Speaker 14: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 34:07
  Speaker 14: Show coming up right after this.
• 34:09
  Speaker 15: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 34:13
  Speaker 14: All right, guys, and it's time to play a round
• 34:15
  Speaker 14: of would you rather here we go? Would you rather
• 34:19
  Speaker 14: get away with any lie you tell? Any lie you
• 34:23
  Speaker 14: tell you can get away with it? Or would you rather.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: My whole life goal right there? Baby?
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: Or this is for you junior.
• 34:39
  Speaker 14: Or would you rather detect any lie you hear?
• 34:43
  Speaker 13: So?
• 34:43
  Speaker 9: Would you rather be able to get away with one
• 34:45
  Speaker 9: or be able to tell?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: If lying all day?
• 34:52
  Speaker 9: Don't you care if someone is lying to you.
• 34:55
  Speaker 16: I will lie back.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Just be two liars talking to you.
• 35:04
  Speaker 10: That's a good conversation to waven what el ball we
• 35:09
  Speaker 10: should do that one day we should lie to each
• 35:10
  Speaker 10: other on a coke.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: No, just the whole damn thing. I just want to
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: be all mind, be believable. Yeah, it has been my
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: whole goal in life anyway, man, Lord, thank you Jesus.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I find to say this, and she finna believe it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 9: Yes, she's great and light in you too.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: I don't give a damn. I've been lied to before.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: I can handle it, y'all. One can't handle.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I want the truth. I want to know the truth now.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I want what sound good? I love you? I love
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: you too, Thank you, baby, see you tomorrow. Okay, can't wait.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Okay, Lie, ain't no problem, problem, Lie, ain't no problem
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: lie to me? Yeah, Oh my god. Oh you're the
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: best I ever had. Thank you, baby, best I have
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: had too.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Cool great line. Yeah, yeah, I love it. I'm telling
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: you feel the same way.
• 36:02
  Speaker 16: Absolutely.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you why, surely because me is research department.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Ain't good at all.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: We ain't researching nothing to find out it's the truth.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: No, it ain't be true.
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: I don't care a lot a lot of now. Okay,
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: all right, well here's another one.
• 36:16
  Speaker 14: Would you rather never pay for taxes? We never pay
• 36:20
  Speaker 14: for gas?
• 36:22
  Speaker 9: You were gonna say that?
• 36:23
  Speaker 20: Yeah, yeah, I'm about the hell out this gas.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, I don't give a damn of gas.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Is thirty dollars a gallon?
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: If I could just get out of a all right?
• 36:39
  Speaker 14: Would you rather be a star of a small movie
• 36:42
  Speaker 14: or be an extra and a really big movie like
• 36:44
  Speaker 14: Top Gun, Maverick or something?
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: No damn extra walking around?
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Ain't got no hey, stop gun we talk. I'm gonna
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: be a small ass line.
• 37:00
  Speaker 14: You're on the floor, you're part all right, one last one?
• 37:02
  Speaker 14: If we have time?
• 37:03
  Speaker 9: Would you rather German chocolate.
• 37:05
  Speaker 14: Cake or herd cherry pie?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Because you know why, because it's hard to find a
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: good cheery path, because I know that's your favorite? Any
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: sliding my DM.
• 37:21
  Speaker 14: All right, all right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather thanks, guys,
• 37:27
  Speaker 14: you're listening morning show. Now, there is science that supports
• 37:34
  Speaker 14: that kids with older parents, older parents, now, especially fathers,
• 37:40
  Speaker 14: especially the dads, might be a little more socially awkward
• 37:44
  Speaker 14: than kids with younger fathers.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: All right, I can see that.
• 37:48
  Speaker 14: So here's the question. Uh, did you guys have parents
• 37:52
  Speaker 14: that were much older than your friend's parents? And if
• 37:56
  Speaker 14: and if you did, and if you did, Steve says
• 37:59
  Speaker 14: you did, So, how do that effect you, Steve.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Growing up, I was in a lot of fights about it.
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: Really, what do you mean you got teased about it?
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I went to public school with pole kid. Yeah,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: whose grandmama that? Hey man? One more time, I.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Told you who that is? I told you twice when
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: I asked you one more time, grandmama? Lad, then my
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: mom and my damn mama doog nineteen I'm explained. In
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: nineteen sixty seven, I done told it, dude. In nineteen
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: sixty eight, another dude asked me who grandmama up is
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: here at the school. That was the day after Martin
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Luther king funeral on TV. I jumped dead on his head.
• 38:47
  Speaker 9: Forget all that piece of love stuff.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I ain't know that Martin Luther King dead. I
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: don't want to hear nothing about this peach as. Yeah,
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: I had old parents. Now, my mama never had me
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: when they were forty two.
• 38:59
  Speaker 14: So oh okay, So do you think age matters when
• 39:03
  Speaker 14: it comes to parenting?
• 39:04
  Speaker 20: Then hell, you talk about what you're gonna talk about.
• 39:09
  Speaker 9: You should have them when you're younger.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: You think, yeah, that's my recommend Yeah.
• 39:14
  Speaker 15: Well, what is the thing?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: You don't have nothing to talk about.
• 39:17
  Speaker 12: Well, I mean the things that you want to relate
• 39:19
  Speaker 12: to these older parents.
• 39:21
  Speaker 14: They're much older, so the millennials and younger want to
• 39:24
  Speaker 14: talk about tech stuff.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: And oh yeah, I'll give you an example.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, I don't care for I love the grandkids when
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: they come over from running the office, Papa, hug me,
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: climb up on me, kiss me on the cheek.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I love that, man, and then get out of here.
• 39:43
  Speaker 14: But wait a minute, Steve, Okay, that would work if
• 39:46
  Speaker 14: you were a much older grandparent, but you're a normal
• 39:49
  Speaker 14: age for.
• 39:49
  Speaker 16: A great.
• 39:51
  Speaker 9: What are you talking about if.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: I want.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Any degrees? Ain't having his life.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: I don't say I was that old. I'm just saying
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: I don't at this age. I don't care for my
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: grandkids a visit. I'm with you the hell I look
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: like with a baby in my own case, and asshole, you.
• 40:11
  Speaker 12: Can only bring one at a time to my damn house.
• 40:13
  Speaker 12: One at a time. You can't bring them.
• 40:15
  Speaker 9: How many grand kids do you have?
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: I got eleven?
• 40:21
  Speaker 12: Wow?
• 40:22
  Speaker 14: And then you have you have a favorite, and everyone
• 40:25
  Speaker 14: knows and you make yes and all the other grandkids
• 40:30
  Speaker 14: know that, oh they.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Know, they know how to go and even lying if
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: they know how to go.
• 40:34
  Speaker 14: And acknowledge your favorite grandkids in front of that.
• 40:40
  Speaker 12: This, this cuts out all the mess of everybody gets
• 40:42
  Speaker 12: and well who the favorite?
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Now they know?
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Well today?
• 40:49
  Speaker 9: Does that call it a problem in the family.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Or anybody know that a cure is a favorite?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Can the rest of them?
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't. Yeah, but Kara
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: can get it anything anything.
• 41:03
  Speaker 13: She won't.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: He's my favorite?
• 41:05
  Speaker 9: Is she your first grandkid?
• 41:06
  Speaker 13: Is that?
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 41:07
  Speaker 9: Your first grandchild?
• 41:08
  Speaker 12: It's a long story, but I picked her as a
• 41:11
  Speaker 12: favorite and we just rode with that and we don't
• 41:13
  Speaker 12: get into fights about it.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Let's just pick up here.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: You picked her as a favorite?
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Is the favorite?
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: How did you do that?
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 41:21
  Speaker 12: Look, my sister was the favorite of my mom. My
• 41:23
  Speaker 12: mom did speak to me until I was thirteen years old.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I have a favorite grandchild too.
• 41:31
  Speaker 9: Oh, you're not gonna do it. I know who it is,
• 41:38
  Speaker 9: but no, don't no.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: No, you have a favorite grandchild? Is Ezra?
• 41:44
  Speaker 9: Oh that's the baby that can't.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Because he don't know me. Yeah, yeah, cause he don't
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: know you, He don't know me. He don't want nothing,
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: He don't talk back. He slob all the time to
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: try to hold his big ass head to look at
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: me like he ain't never seen it. He's and he
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: just slobbed. As soon as he see a bottle, his
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: whole body goes into a convolsion. Just straighten up and
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: stiff it out. When he see a bottle, he did
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: get he just lock up.
• 42:17
  Speaker 13: All right?
• 42:17
  Speaker 14: Coming up next it is the nephew, your favorite nephew,
• 42:20
  Speaker 14: Steve would run that prank back right after this.
• 42:23
  Speaker 15: You're listening morning show.
• 42:26
  Speaker 9: All right, nephew, what you got time for the prank?
• 42:28
  Speaker 9: Phone call Shirley.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: It is time to baptize some people. It's called mobile baptismal.
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: Pool mobile baptismal.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: We come to you and baptized.
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: You know he could be ignorant.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: You come to your house and baptized. That's what we do.
• 42:48
  Speaker 9: Hit it.
• 42:50
  Speaker 13: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach to mister Wilson. How
• 42:55
  Speaker 13: you doing. My name is brother spring water Man. Listen.
• 42:57
  Speaker 13: We uh, we we got aid to actually come by
• 43:01
  Speaker 13: and do some services to uh for for you by
• 43:04
  Speaker 13: some friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call
• 43:07
  Speaker 13: and see about scheduling and see what you had available.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: Uh some some services. What y'all plan on? Cut some
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: grass which I do what kind of services you have?
• 43:18
  Speaker 13: Actually, sir, you've got some friends that have actually spent
• 43:22
  Speaker 13: a great amount of money on you. And what we
• 43:24
  Speaker 13: do is we have a Baptismal on Wheels survey. And
• 43:29
  Speaker 13: what we do is we go and we we baptize
• 43:33
  Speaker 13: people at their home and and Baptism on Wheels has
• 43:36
  Speaker 13: been a new company, but we've we've baptized over a
• 43:40
  Speaker 13: thousand people. Now we have a truck with which actually
• 43:43
  Speaker 13: has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and
• 43:46
  Speaker 13: we actually come to your home and we will baptize
• 43:49
  Speaker 13: you in your driveway and and make you hold again.
• 43:54
  Speaker 13: So we.
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: Brother Water, Brother Sam sorry, spree Water spring walk. What
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: you want to come to my house and give me
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: a baptism in my front yard?
• 44:04
  Speaker 13: We want to baptize you right there in your drive
• 44:06
  Speaker 13: where your friends are paid for the services.
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: And my friend, what friend will pay for me to
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: get baptized. I've been baptized already.
• 44:14
  Speaker 13: Well from my understanding, sir that ever then that you
• 44:16
  Speaker 13: you had some some bumps and bruises and and and
• 44:19
  Speaker 13: they seem to believe that you need to be Washington
• 44:22
  Speaker 13: coming again.
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: I mean, that's all good, that's all.
• 44:24
  Speaker 13: That's all.
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: It's all good. But I mean things are I mean
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: things be that that it made man, I mean, I've
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: been baptized, I go to church. You know, me and
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: the Lord don't have no problems. I mean, we all
• 44:34
  Speaker 7: have setbacks. But for you to pull up with your
• 44:37
  Speaker 7: pool in front of my house to say you finah
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: baptized me, that that doesn't make any sense to me.
• 44:42
  Speaker 13: I mean, see, sir, sometimes when some people are not
• 44:45
  Speaker 13: able to go to the House of the Lord and
• 44:47
  Speaker 13: get baptized, you know, we're making a lot more convenient
• 44:51
  Speaker 13: for you. But we can actually.
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: Need no convenience. I don't need no convenience.
• 44:56
  Speaker 21: What I need convenience for you asking me to come
• 44:59
  Speaker 21: to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in
• 45:03
  Speaker 21: my driveway? Does that make any sense to you?
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: Brother water? I mean, come on, if you really sit
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: back and think about it, does that make any sense
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: to you?
• 45:11
  Speaker 13: The first of all, so that that's that's that's that's
• 45:15
  Speaker 13: brother spring water. But what I'm trying to what I'm
• 45:18
  Speaker 13: trying to say, the.
• 45:19
  Speaker 21: Water is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no
• 45:22
  Speaker 21: difference to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and
• 45:26
  Speaker 21: baptize me in front of mine?
• 45:28
  Speaker 13: Sir? What is all that mean? This is this is
• 45:31
  Speaker 13: what your friends are talking about that.
• 45:33
  Speaker 21: My prayers are telling you. Man, anybody which which one
• 45:37
  Speaker 21: of my prayers don't recommend you to come to my
• 45:39
  Speaker 21: damn house? So my.
• 45:43
  Speaker 13: Do that make that?
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: Don't make any sense to me?
• 45:45
  Speaker 13: You understand that I'm not at any liberty to tell
• 45:48
  Speaker 13: you who actually between the liberty.
• 45:51
  Speaker 21: Because of my damn house A baptized me, But you
• 45:53
  Speaker 21: can't tell me who the hell go see you?
• 45:56
  Speaker 7: But you're what make come on?
• 45:58
  Speaker 21: You don't even come on that that makes sense?
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: You got come on?
• 46:01
  Speaker 21: That doesn't make any no way any world. I'm going
• 46:03
  Speaker 21: to allow you to come and bring your phone in
• 46:05
  Speaker 21: front of my house at baptize me. Then I'm asking
• 46:08
  Speaker 21: you ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor,
• 46:10
  Speaker 21: you're supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you, Okay, what's
• 46:13
  Speaker 21: a friend of mine is sending at you there? You know,
• 46:15
  Speaker 21: letting you know I need to be dot you will
• 46:17
  Speaker 21: tell you that liberty.
• 46:18
  Speaker 13: Sir, sir, all I want to know basically, I've already
• 46:21
  Speaker 13: been paid. I'm coming to casual you now baptizing me.
• 46:26
  Speaker 13: I have that time. I'm going to baptize you on
• 46:29
  Speaker 13: Tuesday in your driveway.
• 46:31
  Speaker 21: Man, I'll tell you what. If you come to my
• 46:33
  Speaker 21: house and fro my driveway, you better bring the own congregation.
• 46:37
  Speaker 21: You understand, you better bring the deacons, the brothers, the
• 46:40
  Speaker 21: sisters and everybody else. Is you think I'm gonna be
• 46:42
  Speaker 21: adaptizing life?
• 46:44
  Speaker 17: This is the problem.
• 46:44
  Speaker 13: This is what your friends are talking about. This is
• 46:46
  Speaker 13: why you need to be baptized and cleansed again and
• 46:49
  Speaker 13: washed in the blood of the lu This is what's wrong.
• 46:52
  Speaker 13: You need to be cleansed. That's what's wrong with you,
• 46:54
  Speaker 13: mister Wilson.
• 46:55
  Speaker 21: What's problem with me?
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 46:56
  Speaker 21: What's brother with you? Was calling me in the mind
• 46:58
  Speaker 21: of my heart day telling me I need to be
• 46:59
  Speaker 21: back time in front of my house. If I need
• 47:01
  Speaker 21: to be baptims don't get some only water. I'll go
• 47:04
  Speaker 21: down to the church. I don't need you come in
• 47:06
  Speaker 21: front of my house making a whole circus. We aren't
• 47:09
  Speaker 21: afraid of some white sheets talking my water.
• 47:11
  Speaker 13: Baptister me that.
• 47:12
  Speaker 17: For mom end up saying me, I'm from my understanding.
• 47:14
  Speaker 13: From my understanding, mister Wilter, you missed two Sundays already
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: this month.
• 47:19
  Speaker 21: Sunday. So now I can go anywhere and get the water.
• 47:22
  Speaker 21: I don't need you coming here because you telling me
• 47:24
  Speaker 21: I missed two damn Sundays. I'm miss sunning the too,
• 47:27
  Speaker 21: Tu the pug ain't.
• 47:28
  Speaker 13: Coming off, sir. All I know is I've been paid
• 47:31
  Speaker 13: to do a job. I will be there Tuesday morning
• 47:33
  Speaker 13: at seven o'clock and we would baptize you before you
• 47:36
  Speaker 13: go to work on tubes.
• 47:37
  Speaker 21: Before you would I tell you what, you come to
• 47:39
  Speaker 21: my house seven o'clock in the morn. I swear on
• 47:43
  Speaker 21: your lord, I'm gonna bust YOA. You understand me. You
• 47:46
  Speaker 21: would not come to my house telling me you fro
• 47:48
  Speaker 21: the back top. Now, I don't give a damn who
• 47:50
  Speaker 21: paid you. You understand I would trying your in the
• 47:53
  Speaker 21: water matter stop now brings you your teachers and everybody else.
• 47:56
  Speaker 21: We're gonna have a pool part. He Let you understand,
• 47:59
  Speaker 21: I might get all of.
• 48:01
  Speaker 13: This anger and all of this this these problems you
• 48:04
  Speaker 13: have within you. We are going to purge your body
• 48:07
  Speaker 13: and get it out your system. I want you.
• 48:10
  Speaker 21: I tell you what rot the swing on brother ring Water.
• 48:15
  Speaker 13: You gotta get baptized on Thursday morning.
• 48:18
  Speaker 21: I won't give a damn who pays you? Who called you?
• 48:21
  Speaker 21: Bring your time?
• 48:22
  Speaker 13: Go?
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: Well? I can't kill you.
• 48:24
  Speaker 21: I'm gonna try, y'all.
• 48:25
  Speaker 13: Site. I got one more thing I want to say
• 48:27
  Speaker 13: to you as you.
• 48:28
  Speaker 21: Listening to got it? That's matter how I'm busy.
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: You ain't got to say to me.
• 48:32
  Speaker 21: I gotta go. You understand you don't make wrong?
• 48:34
  Speaker 17: More man, I want to say to you, is you
• 48:36
  Speaker 17: listening to me?
• 48:37
  Speaker 13: Was? Now? This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harby
• 48:41
  Speaker 13: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let.
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: Me check out something. Man. Let me tell you something.
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: Boy ya, i'a'll bring some man us a head. Man,
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: I will about to act a fool on y'all. Y'all
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: would to show to split my crib? Understand me for time?
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: Y'all ain't got just better to do, been to sit
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: around here and just with people during their day.
• 49:14
  Speaker 17: Man.
• 49:15
  Speaker 7: I ain't never thought y'all could get me with this.
• 49:17
  Speaker 17: They Oh the hell goes.
• 49:19
  Speaker 7: Around that tize of people home.
• 49:21
  Speaker 21: That's like wills on wheel beptized people with a poll
• 49:25
  Speaker 21: on the back of your your f one fifty will.
• 49:28
  Speaker 13: I got to ask you something, what is the baddest
• 49:31
  Speaker 13: radio show in the land. Man.
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show.
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: See, that's how you baptized somebody that.
• 49:41
  Speaker 9: You're going to church now exactly.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: When they don't make it to the turg You know,
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: we bring the baptismal to you.
• 49:48
  Speaker 12: Right outside, right, that's actually a good idea in the
• 49:52
  Speaker 12: drier right there, man.
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll baptized you before you go to work in
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: the morning.
• 49:56
  Speaker 16: Yeah, and you get your save on. We'll get your
• 49:59
  Speaker 16: save on. We cleanse you right there in the way. Wrong.
• 50:03
  Speaker 16: We won't to do it. He will and will he won't.
• 50:10
  Speaker 9: Thank you, nephew.
• 50:11
  Speaker 14: Coming up next Strawberry Letter. My man says, I went
• 50:14
  Speaker 14: from wop to hop.
• 50:17
  Speaker 9: We'll get into it right after this.
• 50:19
  Speaker 15: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:23
  Speaker 14: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you
• 50:27
  Speaker 14: need advice on sex, on dating, on parenting and relationships, whatever,
• 50:34
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• 50:37
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• 50:41
  Speaker 14: to help you if we can. We can't help everybody,
• 50:45
  Speaker 14: but if we can, we'll try and we could be
• 50:49
  Speaker 14: reading your letter live up.
• 50:53
  Speaker 9: Like we're going to read this one right here, right now.
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: Smuggle up, hold on tight, we got it for you here.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: It is the Strong Baby letter.
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  Speaker 14: Subject my man says, I went from wop to hop.
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  Speaker 14: All right, Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty year old
• 51:09
  Speaker 14: mother with three children. My children's father and I have
• 51:12
  Speaker 14: been together over ten years, So let me say this
• 51:15
  Speaker 14: before you bash me. He has asked me to marry
• 51:18
  Speaker 14: him several times, and I respectfully declined because we.
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: Need to go to therapy before we get married.
• 51:24
  Speaker 14: Here's why my confidence is at an all time low,
• 51:27
  Speaker 14: because my children's father has cheated many times. Whenever I
• 51:31
  Speaker 14: confront him, his exact words are, your sex is very boring.
• 51:35
  Speaker 9: And you complain too much.
• 51:37
  Speaker 14: When the new Magna Stallion and Cardi B song came out,
• 51:40
  Speaker 14: he even joked that I've gone from wop to hop,
• 51:44
  Speaker 14: meaning I have horrible ap.
• 51:48
  Speaker 9: My response was, well, I wouldn't complain.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: What he said in the letter was horrible, ass Peepe.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: You didn't want to say, ass.
• 51:58
  Speaker 16: You have to read the letter like.
• 51:59
  Speaker 14: We wrote the You didn't read you didn't write the letter, ike.
• 52:08
  Speaker 9: Anyway, all right, you guys got the message.
• 52:11
  Speaker 14: My response was well, I wouldn't complain as much and
• 52:14
  Speaker 14: would do a better job in the bedroom if you
• 52:16
  Speaker 14: were half the man you used to be. I'm often
• 52:18
  Speaker 14: tired from work and running around with three children, so
• 52:21
  Speaker 14: he blames me for our lackluster sex life and not.
• 52:25
  Speaker 9: Ever being in the mood.
• 52:28
  Speaker 14: I've obliged him many nights and would just lie there
• 52:30
  Speaker 14: trying not to fall asleep until the sex was over.
• 52:33
  Speaker 9: But now, years later.
• 52:35
  Speaker 14: And after all the cheating, it has affected my ability
• 52:37
  Speaker 14: to perform in the bedroom. I've heard it's a mental thing,
• 52:41
  Speaker 14: but I'm not sure why I can't get excited or
• 52:44
  Speaker 14: in the mood. I know that if I can't please him,
• 52:46
  Speaker 14: he's going to get it somewhere else. Just recently, we
• 52:49
  Speaker 14: got into a big argument and he yelled out that
• 52:52
  Speaker 14: I have some whack a kitty. He apologized a few
• 52:57
  Speaker 14: minutes later. But this is affecting my confidence.
• 53:00
  Speaker 9: He refuses to.
• 53:01
  Speaker 14: Go to therapy, So should I take my three children
• 53:04
  Speaker 14: and leave him? Okay, listen, you don't need therapy. You've
• 53:08
  Speaker 14: mentioned therapy a few times in this letter. You need
• 53:11
  Speaker 14: a new man, that's what you need. He's not deserving
• 53:15
  Speaker 14: of you. I mean, what does he do besides put
• 53:17
  Speaker 14: you down and cheat. Ten years of this, ten years
• 53:22
  Speaker 14: of this you've been going through. It has to be enough,
• 53:25
  Speaker 14: that you know, just say enough. This has to be
• 53:29
  Speaker 14: enough for even the strongest and the most confident woman
• 53:32
  Speaker 14: wouldn't be able to deal with this all the time.
• 53:34
  Speaker 14: And here you are doing what so many women do,
• 53:37
  Speaker 14: blaming yourself. I mean, I just say, life happens.
• 53:41
  Speaker 9: Three kids in a full time job, that's not.
• 53:43
  Speaker 14: Easy for anyone, and then he expects you to perform
• 53:47
  Speaker 14: and all of this and blah blah blah. When your
• 53:49
  Speaker 14: man is not right, sex is the last thing on
• 53:52
  Speaker 14: your mind. Let me tell you that the only thing
• 53:54
  Speaker 14: that you were to blame for in this is staying
• 53:57
  Speaker 14: with him, in my opinion, for ten years, and for
• 53:59
  Speaker 14: ten taking him back repeatedly when he cheats on you,
• 54:04
  Speaker 14: so you don't give him an incentive to stop cheating
• 54:07
  Speaker 14: or anything like that. So I say to you, first
• 54:09
  Speaker 14: things first, don't worry about from WOP to hop and
• 54:12
  Speaker 14: all of that. Right now, forget all that you can
• 54:16
  Speaker 14: get that back. He doesn't appreciate it or deserve it anyway.
• 54:20
  Speaker 14: It's just time to get back to yourself. I think
• 54:22
  Speaker 14: you should do you boo right now, start building up,
• 54:25
  Speaker 14: Start restoring what you have allowed him to tear down
• 54:28
  Speaker 14: in all these years. Fall in love with yourself again.
• 54:32
  Speaker 14: Start putting yourself first. Okay, yourself first, and watch him
• 54:36
  Speaker 14: take notice.
• 54:37
  Speaker 9: If not, don't be afraid to get.
• 54:38
  Speaker 14: The kids and move on or put his trifling behind
• 54:42
  Speaker 14: out Steve.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: You know, Shirley, I.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Agree with every single thing you've said. Great advice to
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: this woman. Of course, my angle is going to be
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: a little bit different. See, I know how men operate,
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: and what he's doing is the a typical thing when
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: a man get busted or something. Here comes the reverse psychology,
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: Here comes the why I did it? You know now,
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: this thirty year old mother of three been together ten years.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: He's asking to marry, but she's declined respect because she
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: feel like they need to go to counseling before they
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: get married. Because my confidence is an all time low
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: because he's cheated on her many times. Wait a minute,
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: cheated on you many times? Why are you still in
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: the relationship? The marriage part, This ain't even a discussion.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: If a man ain't gonna act right before you get married.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: What makes you think?
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: What thing happens that makes you think that he gonna
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: change after you get married. Remember, like I've said on
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: this show several times, a minister told me one time,
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: when a man gets married, the only thing that changes
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: the day after the wedding is the appearance of his
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: left hand third finger. That's if he is what he
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: was before you got married. Marriage doesn't change anything, not
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: for a person. You either practice being married or you don't.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: You either getting ready used to cotton cut your little
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: strings out there or your little wild oat sewing get
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: that out to wait before you get married.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: That's how you get married.
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: You can't be cheating on this woman repeatedly, steady asking
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: her to marry you.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Marry you for what? Man, are you kidding me?
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: And then every time you bust him, his exact words are,
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: your sex is very boring and you complain too much.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, that's not why you're cheating on me.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: You cheating on me because your ass is a low life.
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: That's why you doing it.
• 56:52
  Speaker 20: Man.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Now, when we come back, I have my weight that
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: you should handle.
• 56:57
  Speaker 9: This all right, coming up, we'll have pardon me fun.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, oh okay.
• 57:04
  Speaker 14: At twenty three after the hour, subject of my strawberry
• 57:08
  Speaker 14: letter for today, is. My man says, I went from
• 57:11
  Speaker 14: wop to hop. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 57:16
  Speaker 14: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on,
• 57:20
  Speaker 14: let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 57:22
  Speaker 9: Subject. My man says, I went from wop to hop.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: This letter right here kind of hurt.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: So Shirley gave this woman some spot on advice that
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: I agree with thousand percent. Thirty year old woman, three children,
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: they've been together with her man ten years.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: And she's asked.
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: He's asked her to marry him several times, but she's
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: respectfully declined.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Why you did it respectfully?
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know, because I found out he wasn't treating
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: you with no respect at all. But you respectfully decline
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: because you say you need to go to therapy before
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: you get married, because your confidence as an all time low,
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: because he.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Has cheated on you many times. Now, here's the thing.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: When you confront him, his exact words are, your sex
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: is very boring and you complain too much. Wait a minute,
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: that's why he's cheating on you many times. But he
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: stayed with you for ten years, made three kids, and
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: he's telling you that.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Your sex is very boring. He showed keep coming over.
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: There a lot for this boring sex. Three kids Now.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: When the new mag Stallion and Cardi B song came out,
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: he joked that I've gone from him wop to a
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: hop hap and in the words of his letter, meaning
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: I have a horrible.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Ass p.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, not dog. Really, this is mental abuse. I understand
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: the woman's confidence being shattered. I understand in that, but dog,
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: So you're gonna use reverse psychology. So you're telling this
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: woman the reason you cheat because she got bad sex.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, and then, lady, Now now you got close. Lady,
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: here's where I started to have hope for you. My
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: response was, well, I wouldn't complain as much and would
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: do a better job in the bedroom if you were
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: half the man you used to be. Nah, that's why
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: I want to get at in this letter. See, Oh,
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: you stinging me talking about I got a horrible pee.
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: Let's talk about jo pee. See right now, See if
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: you gonna talk about my pee, then we need to
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: talk about choke pee.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: See. I might have a hop a.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: Horrible ass pee, but you got something wrong with you too,
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: because you.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Just said he half the man he used to be.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: That's a lot smaller.
• 59:50
  Speaker 15: You're scaring me.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Stick. So now you got a lap. See you got
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: a halp.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: You got a horrible ass pee, and he got a lap,
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: he got a little lass.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Peek. See what I see? Then what we got to do?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: We were doing initials. Now I gotta happy, You gotta laugh,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: you gotta laugh.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Pe Now we in here talking about each other. Pete,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: let's spread to pe round. Make my funk the p funk.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: I want the p funk.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 22: I want my funk funked up. Make my funk the
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 22: p funk. I want you to get funked up. That's
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 22: what you want to play. The next time, y'all head
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 22: to the bathroom and the head to the bedroom.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: I want something to happen to me. But you ain't
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: half the man you used to be, cause you the shrunk.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: Your fine ass stomach is leaning over your belt.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: I can't find it.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: You can't find it. Now you're over here talking about
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: mind horrible. It's cause you little. Now we doing so
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: all you can go all you can go, l op.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: You got a lousy old poker. See your poker is
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: lousy all you can bill a lamp. You gotta you
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: got a limp ass poker. See you can use We
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: can dose initials all day. See one thing about it, ladies,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: you can bruise your man's ego or we in the
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: ego bruising business. Yeah, you ain't as exciting in the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: bedroom no more, sister, because he don't excite you no more. Yeah,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: you don't need a therapy. You need to Yeah, you
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: need to give it to him like he giving it
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: to you. It ain't what it was because you ain't
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: what you was. You an know what colored shoes you
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: got on? What color your shoes? You look straight down?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: What color your shoes? You don't even know.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 9: I went through that when I was pregnant.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: See you don't know that.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: See, but men, see it's okay for a woman to
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: do that when she pregnant. Y'all have a baby in there.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: But some of us can't look down because we ain't
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: even got no baby. We just look like we in
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: our second try. Miss See, you got to bring this
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: up to him. You ain't got to be the only
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: one taking shot. And now years later, after all the cheating,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: it's affected your ability to perform in the bedroom. I've
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: heard it's a mental thing, but I'm not sure why
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: I can't get excited or in the move. Well, let
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: me help you. You can't get excited because he ain't
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: exciting you. He ain't doing nothing. And when he get there,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: you're about to fall asleep. So now these are these
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: his kids?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he ain't his kids.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 16: Then it must have been good at some point, that's
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 16: what I said.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: That's what I said. You know, and they all live kids.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: Cause he because he loved and he made little kids.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: Oh his kids, real little underside down there at the school.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: That's why I ain't. None of them playing basketball, none
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: of this. See, y'all go on this thing his ass.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: Now y'all got the big ass argument. Recently he yelled
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: out that he got some black ass kiddy. Then he
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: gonna apologize a few in this lady.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Well you well, well you got a whack ass.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 9: Well we can't.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: I just said it. Well, yours is whack too. So
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: we're just in.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: Here, just both serving up just bast sex. Now where
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: you're going, you gotta keep cheating because every time you
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: cheat with somebody, they don't want it no more. So
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: you gotta go get somebody else to cheat with everybody?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 9: What I know?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 14: Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 9: Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand too.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 15: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 9: All right, Steve, introduce your friend.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: It's time, ladies and gentlemen. Uh. I just you know,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: he's here. Very rarely I get to say that, but
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: he's here. J Anthony Bryn, I'm here.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 12: I'm here, right, and I'm I'm here, and I'm overwhelmed
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 12: and I'm fed up. I can't take it.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: It's a Can somebody give you another word? For Clemp?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Is that a word?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 12: It's just too much for me for Clemp. I think
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 12: that's a word for Clemp.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: For Clemp, you know you ain't got no schooling for
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: all that for Clemp.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 12: That then that that shows you how serious my problem is.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 12: And the problem is it's too much damn TV. I
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 12: can't keep up with all the damn shows.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: I don't have all the cables.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 12: When I want to see something, I got to buy
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 12: something else.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: I thought I could see it.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 12: But in order to see it, I gotta buy something
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 12: I thought already bought. If it's something I've seen before,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 12: and I want to see that. Why I gotta pay
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 12: for it to get I saw it one time for free.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 12: Now it costs me two damn dollars to see that again.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: I've seen that.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that I've seen I've seen it, Okay, And not
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 12: only that, Not only that, forget that. There's another problem.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 12: It's I'm recording too much. I'm recording way too much,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 12: and I'm dbr and I'm paying the stuff to watch later.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: I'm overwhelmed. It's just too much. I have a recorder.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 12: They have a brand new recorder on the market, and
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 12: I'm not making this up. It records a thousand hours
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 12: of TV.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm full.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 12: I'm full of shows that I'm gonna have to hire
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 12: somebody to come in and watch some of this stuff.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: So I get caught up because.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: About things.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: They are watching things that I They're watching stuff.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 12: That I didn't even know was on, and I ain't
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 12: I didn't even well, well, way, why is that?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: When is this one night.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: In Miami, I'm in l A.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: I'm in l A, and.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: WHOA, what help me? I'm recording.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 12: I'm pushing record, record, record in in his constantly blanking.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 12: Uh So, anybody out there looking for a job that
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 12: will watch TV for j That's will be your title
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 12: to watch shows for me, because I'm just I'm tired.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: I'm tired, and.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 12: I can't watch nothing that ain't that has episodes.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: I can't do it no more. I can't do episode stuff.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 9: All right, Jay, thank you?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 14: Well, at least you're giving back. At least you're giving back,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 14: you know, all right, you're listening morning shows. All right, guys,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 14: it's time for comedy roulette. Jay, you are here, Please
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 14: quickly set it up for us.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 12: It's very simple. You take some subjects, put them on
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 12: the wheels, spun the wheel around where the will stop.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: Wall stop.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 12: It spuns around where it stopped. We'll do the damn
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 12: thing because we just that good. Put them up, spun it.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 9: All right, all right, Ready for today's categories.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're ready.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 14: All right, Here we go go on Number one, crazy
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 14: stuff you might yell out during sex.
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  Speaker 9: Number two.
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  Speaker 14: That's remember we're on the air live, guys.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 15: Remember that number two.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 16: You want what were yellowed on that?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 9: What things you say to bad cooks? Number three?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 15: Things you say?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 9: Number three things.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 14: You say to old people to keep from cursing them out.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 14: Oh my god, Oh wow, okay, you.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 9: Got it three three, three times. Let's go.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 11: Let's spind it.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 14: But my biggest fear crazy things you might yell out
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 14: during sex.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: Here we go, Here we go. That crazy things you
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: might yell out doing six Stop please stop. I got
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: to give me some ice water and come back. Go
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: ahead on that, I go ahead.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 10: Crazy crazy thing we are doing, says oh my god,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 10: I can't feel my eyes.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 9: Well, look who's here?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: Look who just showed up for work? Yell that out?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: Crazy things you yell out doing sex?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 15: Girl?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: You know what I'm girl. I'm gonna mess around and
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: buy you some money. I ain't. This is too good
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 6: right here, girl, I'm gonna buy you some money.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: I ain't. Man. Come on, Steve Crazy, go here? What
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: is your shoe?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 9: Crazy stuff you might yell out during sex?
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  Speaker 4: Burne me on my solads.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 9: We're playing comedy Roulette.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 14: The subject crazy stuff you might yell out drink sex.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 9: Come on, Jay, crazy thing you might yell.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: Out, Good God, that part is numb.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's numb, man.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 9: That is crazy.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 10: Crazy things you might yell out and say, I'm gonna
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 10: vote for you.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 16: Crazy things you might yell out doing sex.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 19: Oh, oh, what.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Is your name?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 16: What is your name?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I forgot?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: What is what?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Tell me again?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: What is your name?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Crazy?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 14: I need to set up crazy stuff you might yell
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 14: out during sexty.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: I'm wont Corona.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 9: It's crazy. That is crazy, all right?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: Coming, Crazy things you might yell out doing six?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 12: Where where are you planning to put that?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Over here?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 10: Crazy things you yell out to her six? Oh my god,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 10: I'm about to go to jail. What oh my crazy?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 10: Crazy things you let you yell out in the middle
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 10: of sex. Listen, I'm almost at the finish line. You
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 10: need to hurry up.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: If you're trying to beat me there, I'm just telling you,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 6: I'm almost.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 16: I'm just telling you. It's it's I'm my MoMA.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 9: All right, comedy roulette.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 14: Crazy things you might get out during Sexteve, just.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: Close it out, yeah, take it out, take it out, erdie.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Black lives matter.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: Last.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 14: On that note, we'll have more of The Steve Harvey
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 14: Morning Show coming up in twenty minutes.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 9: Right after this.
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  Speaker 15: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 14: A thirty four year old businessman from Fort Myers, Florida,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 14: was arrested on his wedding night. On his wedding night
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 14: now for soliciting a prostitute. He and his wife honeymooned
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 14: in Tampa, Florida, and just six hours, six hours after
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 14: his wedding, while his wife was asleep, he looked online
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 14: for sex and he arranged to meet a prostitute at
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 14: a Tampa hotel. What when he got to the hotel,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 14: he was arrested by an undercover detective who would post
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 14: as a prostitute online.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 9: The groom.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 14: Yes, the Groom was one of one hundred and seventy
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 14: six men arrested that night in the sting.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 9: Is that crazy?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 14: He spent his wedding night in jail because he tried
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 14: to because.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: Here what happened on a lot of wedding nights. The
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: woman be so tired and exhausted from the events. Yeah,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: and it don't be the night did everybody think it's
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: going to be? And so he got up and went
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: on down there and tried to get hisself tightened up.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: And then that when he got caught. What he tried
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: to say was he was a part of the sting
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: and went down there to show him how people do
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: to help the police. You know, I'm just down here
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: trying to show up. Look, y'all need to start looking
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: out for this stuff. But that's how easy it can happen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: here I am, and you're trying to hair. Come me,
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  Speaker 5: take your hands off of me. I have just done that,
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  Speaker 5: knew was just trying to help y'all.
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  Speaker 9: But do you think he's still married?
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  Speaker 1: Steve? He's in trouble because he can't get out of
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  Speaker 1: this one.
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  Speaker 14: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 14: up at thirty three minutes after we'll play around.
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather right after this?
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  Speaker 15: You're listening to Harvey Morning Show?
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  Speaker 9: All right, guys, it's time to play around.
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  Speaker 14: Would you rather here we go? Would you rather get
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  Speaker 14: away with any lie you tell? Any lie you tell
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  Speaker 14: you can get away with it?
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  Speaker 1: Or would you rather, hey, my whole life goal right there?
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  Speaker 5: Baby ahead?
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  Speaker 9: Or this is for you junior? Or would you rather
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  Speaker 9: detect any lie you hear?
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  Speaker 13: So?
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  Speaker 14: Would you rather be able to get away with one
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  Speaker 14: or be able to tell if lying?
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  Speaker 13: We need him?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: A all day, lord.
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  Speaker 9: But don't you care if someone's lying to you?
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  Speaker 16: I call it. I will lie bad.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn. Just get two liars.
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  Speaker 10: Talking that's a good conversation to it, waving what ef
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  Speaker 10: ball we should do that one day, we should lie
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  Speaker 10: to each other on a coke, just.
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  Speaker 5: The whole damn thing. I just want to be all
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  Speaker 5: mind being believable. Yeah, be my whole gold in life anyway, man, Lord,
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  Speaker 5: thank you Jesus. I find to say this and she
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  Speaker 5: fin to believe it.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, she's the light in you too.
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  Speaker 5: I don't give a damn I've been lied to you before.
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  Speaker 5: I can handle it, y'all. One can't handle. I want
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  Speaker 5: the truth. I want to know the truth now. I
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  Speaker 5: want what sound good?
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  Speaker 1: I love you. I love you too, Thank you, baby,
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  Speaker 1: seeing you tomorrow. Okay, can't wait.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Lie, ain't no problem, problem, Lie, ain't no problem
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  Speaker 5: lie to me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you're the best out of head, Thank you, baby,
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  Speaker 5: best out of head too?
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  Speaker 1: Cool? Great line. Yeah, yeah, I love it up.
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  Speaker 9: Telling you feel the same way.
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  Speaker 16: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 10: Let me tell you why, surely because me and is
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  Speaker 10: research department ain't good at all.
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  Speaker 4: We ain't researching nothing to find out it's the truth.
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  Speaker 1: No, it ain't be true.
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  Speaker 14: I don't care a lot now, okay, all right, Well
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 14: here's another one. Would you rather never pay for taxes.
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  Speaker 14: We never pay for gas.
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  Speaker 20: Hey, you were gonna say that, Yeah, yeah, I'm about
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  Speaker 20: the hell out this gas. Hey, hey, hey, I don't
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  Speaker 20: give a damn I of gas is thirty dollars a gallon.
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  Speaker 20: If I could just get out of a.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, all right? Would you rather be a star.
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  Speaker 14: Of a small movie or be an extra in a
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 14: really big movie like Top Gun, Maverick or something?
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  Speaker 1: No, damn extra walking, I ain't got no.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, hey, stop good talk, I'll be a small ass line.
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  Speaker 14: You're on the floor. You're part all right, one last one?
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  Speaker 14: If we have time? Would you rather German chocolate cake
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  Speaker 14: or cherry hey?
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  Speaker 16: Hey?
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  Speaker 9: Lord, cherry pie?
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  Speaker 14: Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Because you know why? Because it's hard to find a
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  Speaker 1: good cheery path.
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  Speaker 15: Oh, because I know that's what you make.
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  Speaker 5: Anybody's sliding my DMS a while?
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  Speaker 3: Are you saying? All right?
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  Speaker 13: All right?
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  Speaker 9: That's today's round? Would you rather? Thanks?
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  Speaker 13: Guys?
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  Speaker 9: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our.
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  Speaker 14: Last break of the day and some closing remarks from
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  Speaker 14: the one and only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 9: Right after this, you're listening.
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  Speaker 15: Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 14: Steve Harvey, You've brought your fabulous and very insightful, very informal,
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  Speaker 14: very motivating. Closing remarks back, It's something that you started
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  Speaker 14: years ago when you first started the Harvey Morning Show,
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  Speaker 14: and people have grown to love them and you know
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  Speaker 14: to live by them and be inspired by them.
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  Speaker 9: So what do you have for us yesterday?
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  Speaker 5: A real good piece of motivation that makes your quest
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: to become successful a little bit simpler. You know, oftentimes
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  Speaker 5: people are stuck in a rut because they can't think,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: they're way clear to see the end result. What I
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: mean by is, some people make such lofty goals and
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: then they sit there without a plan of attack to
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: achieve that lofty goal, until they've created a goal that
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: seems so daunting that they don't even start the process
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: of a trying to accomplish it. For example, And this
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  Speaker 5: doesn't have to be the case. I'm just using this
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  Speaker 5: as an example. Let's say you want to be a
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  Speaker 5: millionaire and you say, wow, I want to make a
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: million dollars, and then you start thinking of how to
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: make the million dollars, and because you can't, it becomes
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: so daunting. Making a million dollars is difficult. If it
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: were easy, wouldn't you do it? By Friday?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: Of course you would, but it's a little more difficult
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: than that. So here's what I had to learn in
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  Speaker 5: my life. Everybody listening to this was born with a
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: gift is inside of you. Because God is very fair.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: He didn't put it on a mountaintop, he didn't hide
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: it under a rock. It's in you, and your gift
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: is the thing that you do the absolute best with
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  Speaker 5: the least amount of effort. In that lies your greatest
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: chance for success. There's a scripture that says your gift
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: will make room for you and put you in the
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: presence of great men. Let's just look at the first
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: part of that, your gift will make room for you.
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  Speaker 5: My interpretation of that has meant what my gift has
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: done for me. It has allowed me to spread out,
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  Speaker 5: It has taken me places I never dreamed i'd go.
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  Speaker 1: Your gift will do the same thing for you.
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  Speaker 5: So now let's just talk about your ability to get
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  Speaker 5: to the million. I think it's what your gift because
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  Speaker 5: if that's that He gave you and instilled it you
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  Speaker 5: at birth, was to make room for you.
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  Speaker 1: Here's your chance. Now how do I do that? Steve?
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  Speaker 5: I call it to maximize your effort by ten theory.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: It's just something I came up with driving when I
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  Speaker 5: was homeless and coming up with how to make it,
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  Speaker 5: and I discovered something. All of you have something that
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  Speaker 5: some would pay you ten dollars to do. Some of
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  Speaker 5: you paint, some of you teach, some of you babysit tutors.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: Some of you work with your hands. Some of you
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: can sing, some of you can choreograph. Some of you
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  Speaker 5: it's so many things. Cut grass, I mean, play the pianos.
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  Speaker 5: Some of you do something. Some of y'all work on cars,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: some of y'all drive. But all of you have something
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  Speaker 5: that you will do that someone will give you ten
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  Speaker 5: dollars to do. All of you have something that someone
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: will pay you ten dollars to because you do something
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  Speaker 5: that someone else can't do. So now all you gotta
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  Speaker 5: do instead of trying to figure out how to make
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  Speaker 5: a million dollars is go make the ten dollars that
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: you're able to make. Once you make that ten dollars,
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  Speaker 5: I want you to do it ten more times. When
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  Speaker 5: you do it ten more times, you now have one
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  Speaker 5: hundred dollars. Once you have one hundred dollars, it's very
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  Speaker 5: simple do the same thing you did to make thee
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  Speaker 5: hundred dollars ten more times, you now have one thousand dollars. See,
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  Speaker 5: you don't have to keep thinking of something else to do.
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  Speaker 5: Just keep doing the same thing that you've been doing.
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  Speaker 1: Just do it. Multiply the effort.
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  Speaker 5: It's the effort that maximizes and brings about the fruition
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  Speaker 5: of what your life can be. So, if you make
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  Speaker 5: a thousand dollars and you do that ten more times,
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  Speaker 5: I have news for you. Now have ten thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Now. Now, in order.
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  Speaker 5: To make one hundred thousand, you might need a little
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: bit of help. You might need to hire somebody and
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  Speaker 5: help you do the thing that you do. But if
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  Speaker 5: you make ten thousand dollars and you do what you
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: did to make ten thousand dollars, which is the same
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: thing you did to make ten dollars, if you do
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  Speaker 5: it ten more times, you now have one hundred thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 5: Now listen to me, my friends. Once you have one
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  Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars, I can assure you you are going
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  Speaker 5: to need help because in order to maximize one hundred
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  Speaker 5: thousand dollars, you have to have some like minded people
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  Speaker 5: around you. Nobody gets to the top alone. Nobody becomes
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: successful and wealthy by themselves. They form partnerships, relationships, they
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: get employees. But once you make one hundred thousand dollars
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: doing the same thing you did to make ten dollars,
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  Speaker 5: if you do it ten more times, I have news
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  Speaker 5: for you, my friends. Congratulations, you have just made one
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  Speaker 5: million dollars with a ten dollar idea. Stop trying to
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  Speaker 5: figure out how to make the million. What all you
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  Speaker 5: got to do is take your ten dollar gift that
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: God has put in you. It's a million dollar gift
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  Speaker 5: that you have. You just haven't broken it down inch
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  Speaker 5: by inch. Anything's a cinch. And maximize the efforts. That's
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  Speaker 5: how you become successful. These jokes that pay me what
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: I make now, it's the same jokes that paid me
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: twenty five dollars a night. They the same jokes. It's
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: all English. This is not in another language. I don't
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: know no more words now than I knew then. I've
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: taken these twenty five dollar jokes and I maximize them
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  Speaker 5: over and over and over and over and over and
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: over and over. It's the same jokes I was telling
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: babysitters who charged fifty dollars to watch kids. Babysitters end
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: up opening up daycare centers. Daycare centers turned into franchises,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: crim De La crim Monossory schools.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: These are national franchises. Somebody was just babysitting.
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  Speaker 5: My partner used to cut grass fus three dollars in
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: the front, three dollars in the back.
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  Speaker 13: He got a.
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  Speaker 1: Landscape and come here Cleveland. He made four million dollars
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  Speaker 1: a year. You know what they do.
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  Speaker 5: He cut grass, same six dollar grass cutting he been doing.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: You check out some trucks.
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  Speaker 5: Now, what is it that you do that somebody will
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: pay you ten dollars that you could maximize your effort
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: for and turn it into your million. Trying to figure
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  Speaker 5: out how to make a million. Take your ten dollars
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: skills set and start hammering it and beating it and
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: working it and grinding and hustling and multiplying and magnifying it,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 5: and you'll make a million dollars. That's my clothing remarks.
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  Speaker 5: Thank y'all very much.
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  Speaker 15: Thanks, Look all right now talk boy. Yeah,