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Hello and welcome to No Latency Live 2024.
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This is our San Diego Comic Con 2024 panel for you to enjoy in
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both audio and video versions. If you're listening to the audio
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channel and the link is in the description.
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This year at San Diego Comic Con, we brought a few guests
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with us including Diane Hutton, Lamar, The Congae, and Utabe.
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We have an absolute blast running through the bullet train
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and in order to find out what happens, we're going to have to
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keep listening and or watching on our YouTube channel.
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Huge thank you to our patrons and all of our listeners for
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your support and helping us get to Comic Con 2024.
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Without further ado, it's time to see what's going on with the
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bullet train in Night City. Shall we begin?
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Hello everyone and welcome to No Latency Live 2024.
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We brought guests this year. Our regular players Jade, Evan,
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Tracy are joined by Diane Hutton, Lamar the Con Guy and
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Newtame with a special cameo performance from Spoon as Jeb.
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Music. These guys have to get on a
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train and they don't know that yet.
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So shall we begin? Iona?
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You're sitting in the bar across from a few of your relatively
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new business partners. You've invited them to no
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latency and they're here to pay you.
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Well, if you just take a second look at this contract, you'll
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see that it's exactly in order the way that you wanted it.
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Yes, contract. Yes.
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Quick look over does look to be good from a quick glance.
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You have to excuse the fine print, but you know how it is.
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Of course, you know no promises here.
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As always, you know many people have to look over this.
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But there is a small problem. It's missing the 20%.
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That as well as I don't believe we can pay you right now.
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Well, that's not part of the agreement.
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Usually we I understand, bring the money and I give you the.
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I understand, but things have developed recently that makes us
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believe that we expect produce first.
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I can produce that for you. It's of all of good faith.
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I mean, I invited you here as you can see.
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Yes, you invited us to this lovely bar in the middle of a
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fine part of town that definitely is on the up in up.
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I mean, it doesn't smell like human piss and rat feces for a
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change. So that's, that's a good thing.
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That's a good sign. The the bark heat comes up, puts
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a drink in front of you both and says oh thanks, appreciate.
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It yeah, you're thank you K anyway.
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So yes, I just won't let you know no money today, but if you
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can produce the the product first, then of course.
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What my? Mother's trying to say is that I
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need to check the goods. First, absolutely.
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And I completely understand that.
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But I think there there might be another issue is that if I can't
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get paid, I can't bring the product to you.
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OK, so I'm I'm concerned. I do have a concern.
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Yes. Do you not have the product
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already? Because that that should be
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easy. It's all, it's all just
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transporting it to you at this point.
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I just have to pay those people. So you can get it to me before
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you get the money. And the attention builds in the
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room. OK, how about this?
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There's this business deal going on between you guys, right?
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It's it's quiet. Yeah.
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Things turn off the music because they kind of want to see
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this craziness and it's just getting good.
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And then the door bursts open and two party people.
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Sorry, three party people. Going let's keep it.
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Going don't mind them don't mind.
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Them Iona. Are.
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Children allowed in this establishment.
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They're they're not children, mostly.
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Oh, this is oh, this one has to be at least 12 years old.
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Thank. You.
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This is the this looks like important business.
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I I appreciate, yes. Wait, are these associates of
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yours or what's? Going on good.
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Face, huh? Yes, there I do have associates
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that might be on the not so up and up and they like to party
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and they come here. That's it.
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And the door bursts open and stranger steps in.
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A tall man wearing a a cowboy hat.
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He's soaking wet. Hey, guys, I had the weirdest
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night. I went into this Porta Potti,
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you know, to do my business, and then it turned sideways while I
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was inside. Oh, no, no.
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That sounds. So that's unfortunately.
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Terrible. Can I?
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There was like laughing like you laugh, little one.
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What are you talking about? Yeah, it sounded similar.
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Pesky kids, man, what are you going to do about them?
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OK, this sounds like a really bad joke.
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Like two kids a cowboy walking to a bar.
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Like I, I, I have not prepared. For that I apologize that now
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that the bar will smell like extra room and you're in, I'll
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see you later. I'm going to roll for sanitizer.
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So this would be why we need the product first because of these
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unknowns that keep popping up. Yeah.
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And and I'm really concerned because of the fact that Porta
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potty was mentioned shortly after we were talking about
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product. Well, don't.
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The product will be sanitary. I'm you can see me.
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I have just squirted sanitizer into my hands.
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Would you would you like some I squirted out of out of my wrist
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onto yours. That's fine.
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Would you like some Davine? I'm good, sweetheart.
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Don't worry, the product will be just fine.
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He has nothing to do with it. So I.
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Want to believe you? Sorry about that interruption.
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My name is Vivi. Hello, Vivi.
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I'm the, I'm the medical professional.
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Actually, I I am. I am a doctor.
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She's really good. Hi, I'm Teensy.
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I'm her bestie. And the honorary Girls night
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attendee. Oh yeah, I'm sorry, I'm just
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retro professional porta potty tipper over.
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Yeah. What?
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What? No comment.
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Nice to meet you my name. Is.
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I'm sure there's a story there. I don't know if I want to get
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into that part of it right now. My name is Devin Coleman, folks.
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Nice to meet you. What are?
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They all doing here. Oh, this is this is Devin and
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Devin their business. You can just call me Nitro.
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Nitro and Devin. Nitro.
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And Devin, they're business partners of mine and I brought
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them to our lovely establishment for a nice meeting and.
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You can bring your business partners here, but when I want
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to have a drum circle and smoke weed, I can't have it at the
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bar. They're.
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Troublemakers hello before us, but we do not have much time.
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I have the location on the side of Asia.
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It is hardly sitting in a secure sewage on the bullish China
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headed E out of my city over our power.
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There isn't time to lose everyone get on the train, call
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me in favors if you have to. There is very little time to say
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I will attempt to sort this one in 15 minutes.
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Get on board, get a 7 is there? I'll be offered what you used to
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say and I'll and I said so the report you will miss the train.
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If you wait for more to come back with the visa, you will
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have to catch up. Security will be tight.
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So I suggest you say well to me. I'll notice, although that's not
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you, for I would have the right point of view.
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This. I'll save you the Yes, you
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forced me. Paid.
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That's right. Good luck, friends.
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The same. Yes, we need to eat the snicket.
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I'll get you double. You sent Jeb to get you pizza,
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Vivi. Yeah, we, we just went out.
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We need pizza. Pizza.
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Late night pizza. Different of you.
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You know, I could go for some pizza now.
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What, what, what, what? What are we getting?
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Yeah. What was?
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No. What was that?
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As as Sandovisian on a bullet train that we need to or.
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Or do you? Or do you mean the big green eye
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that was on all the screen? Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, what are
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you talking about, Domino? What about Domino?
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Hey, you remember that ping the bar key is talking to you?
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Hey, you remember that rumour a few years ago about an AI fixer
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and everyone was like, that can't be real, It's real.
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Cool. I keep.
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Forgetting, terrifying, that that is, that is, but.
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But just just to interlude, they're very rich and Domino's.
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Give me some information. We're going to need all hands on
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deck. Would you like to make some
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money? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You want to make some money? I do love money Got.
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And what split are we talking here?
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About 2000 each. Oh so.
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Train. Yeah, I.
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Would have preferred at least 25 but you.
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Know roll for it. Little, little bureaucracy, you
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want to. Roll a bureaucracy?
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What? You got how's. 1515 huh?
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I rolled A1. I'll pay you 3 grand, yes.
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Now you're speaking my language. I like it.
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Proud of you. Look at those.
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Girls. Well, I believe time is of the
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essence. 15 minutes. I guess I will call up a car.
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Oh. Oh yeah, 'cause Jeb's getting
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pizza. Oh.
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Yes, we don't. We don't have the.
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Man of White. What?
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No, thank you. A car is perfect, but right now,
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yeah. Yeah, I'll just call up a car
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and it. No, I'm sorry.
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I'm going to quickly sniff the three of you.
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Make sure you don't smell like active feces.
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Oh. Does any of you smell like
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active feces right now? Never.
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Or piss. Never.
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Maybe oil this? OG stump OK.
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Weed is OK that. That chem dog?
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Oh yeah. Good.
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That's I'll just make sure we get one of those disposable
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cars, OK? And yeah, I'll call up a car and
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have them pick us up in the least embarrassing place near
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here. I mean the other way outside's
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got parking. You can just perfect.
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Just out crystals by joy. You can set them up there.
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Crystals by joy. Yeah, you know the shop you came
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in through. Yeah, that's something I can
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tell people that makes more sense than this current bar.
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Yeah. Yeah, don't direct them to the
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undergrad. Absolutely not.
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Do you think we're amateurs? Come on.
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Now my name's Ping, so here's here's my car if you need to
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contact me for when you get paid a bit more information crew.
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Just so you guys are aware you need to find out where The thing
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is. All right, I I would I would try
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again. We should probably do that
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quietly if the train lead gets out of the city limits it you're
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in Texas. I don't want to be in Texas.
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We're going from Night City to Texas.
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So. Get off the train before it
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leaves Night City. Only problem doesn't stop.
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So I'm gonna you can contact Jeb and maybe jump onto the He's
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very good at driving. Don't worry, he won the blood
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race. Oh, yeah.
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Jeb. Jeb.
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Oh oh, y'all know Jeb? Yeah, yeah.
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Did you watch the thing when he shot Eddie the trick in the
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head? It was.
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Television. A lot of people did, yeah.
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Yeah. Oh, OK.
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I am less terrified. Stanley owes me still money from
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that race. True.
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You know what? OK, good reminder.
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Domino will help you out you after this we should talk.
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Definitely. OK, race.
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OK, much more optimistic about what's about to happen.
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So anyway, quick phone call, everyone meet outside of the
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shop, you go ahead and take a quick little bird bath and we'll
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see each other upstairs. And we're sure that she's legal.
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As legal as this bar, probably I.
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Don't want to babysit kids? No babysitting, simply, there's
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no worries. When it comes to mind the.
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TC doesn't need babysitting. TTTT, I'm just going to call you
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TC. Yeah, that, that's.
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Fine, that's fine. I, I, I'm.
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I'm not. And what do you do exactly?
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I'm a tech. I fix things, I make things.
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I make things cooler, I make things better.
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Alright, I guess there's only one way to test.
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Well, we. Have to get on the train so it
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takes probably a good idea. And how long is this car going
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to take? I called them up.
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Car arrives. Yeah, give them the information
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where we got to go. And out of the crowd of people
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outside of this bar, a a short brunette haired human with sort
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of a ponytail coming down with one cyber leg walks up to the
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car and opens the door and then looks at Iona.
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You go Iona. Thank you so much, Vindel, Oh.
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Hello. I'm Vindel.
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Hi. It's not a character now.
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They're in the bar. I'm new.
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Hi. Very.
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Good. Very similar voices.
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It's OK. Everyone get in and you're
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driving towards the bullet train.
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You've got a few minutes if you want to order any extra
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equipment before you get on board.
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Some of you, you all have economy tickets.
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If you want anything better than that, you have to roll for it or
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work out how to get something else.
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I'm not in economy and I'm I'm sure Devin, you don't want to be
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as well. Oh, absolutely not.
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I'm just going to. I'm just going to roll.
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That's an upgrade for all of us, right?
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Ayana, can I go? Ahead and roll to see if I can
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upgrade us to 1st class. You can roll.
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Those that don't have as much money as the.
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Other you can. You have to roll individually
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for each ticket, sure. Was there implication?
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I must sleep on VV. You have done.
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Some electronic security tech to try to hack.
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It. Yeah, sure.
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First one's a 36. 36 yes you got Iona VIP ticket.
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Oh, thank you. Next one's a 40.
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Oh alright, you got Lamar AVIP ticket. 34 Sorry.
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Devin. That was like 35.
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Lovely guy. 35. He's funny.
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Nitro gets a new ticket. All right, all.
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Right 48. And now there are no VIP tickets
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left. There are only three.
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There are only three. There's only three seats left in
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the VIP section. Can.
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Well, thank you very much for being so willing to.
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You guys are corpos, you get to be in first class.
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All the time. Can I get jostled awake?
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I mean, do you see this outfit? I, I, I don't belong to anything
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under VIP, OK. Can I try and like hack in and
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and like cancel some tickets from other people and reassign
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them as I like get jolted awake and hear this hit?
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Yeah, do it. Do it.
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OK. I'm Annabelle.
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Let's see if I hate real life. Yeah, the math.
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Stop doing that 23. Yes, you're able to fight,
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you're able to cancel one person's VIP ticket, but that's
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it. OK, right.
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That's set it down. OK, I gave it to VV.
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But you know, you're so small you could do two men in a Tran
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122 children in a trench coat. Maybe.
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We'd have to order a trench coat.
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I order actually I there's one of Jeb's in my bag.
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Oh right, this packable 1. Packable trench coat.
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Packable trench coat, Jeb. Oh, that didn't work.
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Hold on. Sorry.
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Talking of Jeb. He's going to wonder where we
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are. Hey guys, did you guys forget
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something or someone? Me specifically anyway I got
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some pizza here for you guys. I know Retro mentioned something
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about a slice of zah. Anyway it's getting cold so let
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me know where y'all at. Bye the oven so.
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It doesn't keep getting cold. Cold pizza can be good.
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No, no, Jeb. Jeb has to.
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Jeb has to get us back from the bullet train, remember?
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Oh, we need them. So are you I I messaged Joe
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back. I sent him a voice message.
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Go ahead and put the pizza in the oven, but we need you to get
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back in the van and follow our location to the bullet train.
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He doesn't pick up. Oh gosh.
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He'll get the message. He'll get the message.
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And you've driven up to the station and you're outside as a
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gaggle of people are getting on board.
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There is access through for everyone through economy.
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Everyone has to walk through economy.
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Is there a large bag of AVIP person I can get into?
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Ha, probably that's not a bad idea.
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As you look at the train you can see it from outside and it has
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sections 2 economy cars, a staff car above the second economy
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car, a dining car, a safe car, avip car between them and the
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engine on the end. OK.
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Everything in my heart says probably the safe car, but we
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start to get through economy and just.
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Close your eyes and walk fast. Do you have any extra perfume on
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you? But.
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I do I. Oh, thank.
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Actually, do you have like bags that I can cover my shoes as I
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walk through? There is a machine outside the
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train that has that for you. Each of the shoe covers is 30
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eddies. Hi.
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Pretty much there we go. It's.
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Pretty much free. OK, all right, High Roller.
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Fair enough. Well, Vendel, do you want to
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lead the charge through economy for us?
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Spritz the perfume along the way.
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Spritzing perfume. Yes.
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You got it. Thank you.
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There you are. Does that work for you?
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So much better. Perfect.
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And you've all been LED into the economy car.
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I said it to you on Discord. So this car is long.
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There are two bathrooms, a multitude of sections, and a
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bunch of seats that all face the same way.
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The security at the very front as you go towards the next car.
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2 vending machines, some outside of the bathrooms as well.
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Very, very back of the train car is a hatch in the floor with a
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computer next to it and a ticket vending machine.
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Man. A nice nice train.
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One thing Dark Future got right is.
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The train switch. Yeah, I want trains like.
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Those. You could live on this train.
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Right. I'm sure people do live on this
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train. Car smells damp, but other than
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that it doesn't smell of anything else bad.
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Well, shag carpet inside is not a good idea.
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This has mold OK. Shall we keep going?
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Absolutely. To the VIP, check any of the
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things in here before you. Move on.
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Well, I. Mean, I see there's a vending
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machine, right? There there's a few vending
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machines. I'd like to see that vending
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machine and see what's inside of it.
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Sure. Romy 3D10. 3D10. 486.
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So you find seat covers for 10 each, a six pack of smash for 60
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eddies, and some luggage tape all.
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Right, you know what? I'll take all that.
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I'll take seat covers, tape and smash.
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Yeah, the luggage tape is on sale.
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It's only 15 are. You going to Fonze that or you?
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Know I'm going to pay for it, but that's all the seat covers,
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right? It's the it's the seat covers
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are 10 each if you want to buy one for each person.
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Yeah. Cool.
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Alright, cool. Hey, so I got seat covers for
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those that are are more germaphobic.
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They're fifty 80s apiece on sale.
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Done deal, yeah. I got I got a discount.
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I I hacked the machine. That's the discount.
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Yeah, there were 100 eddies first.
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Thank you very, very much. I will definitely take one or
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two of those. Sure.
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Yeah, 100 eddies. Thank you.
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Yes, Audrey, Daddy's. But I'm a Better Business person
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than you are. I.
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Get them the product. Then that goes at this hatch in
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the ground. This is cool.
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I'll check it out. Thank you, Teensy.
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Teensy, you come across a luggage storage and distribution
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system. Yes.
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So this system stores large bags underneath this car, but there
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is an option on there for premium bag storage and it gets
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sent to the safe car. There we go.
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I will relay this to the group it have I found any unattended
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bags I could exactly insert myself into?
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Roll perception. That's louder than I thought.
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Sorry guys. I will carry that bag that TT
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will be in, no worries. Does anyone want to roll
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perception? Anything else on this car?
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I definitely would. I want to.
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I want to pay attention more to security. 20.
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Situations. 20 Yeah, yes. You find a bag, that's it.
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It's 4 1/2 feet of basic. You can fit in it OK.
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Yeah. And it's orange.
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OK, then I'll go to retro and be like if I get in this, you can
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do things and send me to the safe car.
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Oh yeah, with. The 'cause I can't do it while
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I'm in the bag. Yeah, but I got the baggage
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tape. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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OK, you got a zipper inside. Do I have a zipper inside?
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You'd have to Jerry rig this in order to be able to get out from
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there, OK? I can.
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I can Jerry rig it. OK, I'll use my package tape so
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that way you can get in there. OK, OK, but before you do all
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that, let's make sure. There's any eyes?
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On us, perhaps? What did you want 18?
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18 Yeah, at the very, very end of the car, you can see there's
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a little security station, a little red little cabin.
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These look like they've been added to the drain, like bolted
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to the ground. So they're in addition, Inside
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is a little seat, a locker and a place for a security officer to
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sit. There's a little window, a bit
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of glass, and they can talk to people.
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The guy in this one, this is Economy 2, is bored.
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He is just piddling around on his phone, not paying attention
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to anyone right now, but that's this guy.
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So every time you see one of those red things, there's
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probably a security guard in there.
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As far as a camera, surveillance, anything like
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that? You can see he has a camera
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feed. You can see he's not looking at
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it, but there is a camera feed, yes.
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All right, TT, why don't we test that tech skill of yours?
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How are you with cameras? Oh, cameras.
26:01
Good, good. Yeah, it's tech.
26:02
I got it. Yeah, we might want to cut a lot
26:05
of those off. I'll just loop the footage
26:07
maybe. Loop, loop the footage.
26:09
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, I could. I could just.
26:10
Perhaps, probably. It'll be like we were nobody.
26:30
Is there is there a way? Is there access somewhere for me
26:32
to even do that or? If you want to look around, roll
26:35
me a perception check, OK? Yeah, teens, you just did that
26:39
same thing you did at the Boba Bar when you just had that same
26:41
music video playing as the loop of the loop of the loop of the
26:44
loop. Nobody could get you to stop it.
26:46
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:47
OK. Perception.
26:50
Yes, 18. 18 Yes, you see that the camera screens are connected
26:55
to a cable that goes above the second economy car towards the
26:58
staff area. OK.
27:01
So the server for the cameras is in the staff car above economy
27:05
1. OK, so I can't do both things.
27:10
I can't like like I'd have to go to the this car to do that and
27:14
I'd have to go down and. Yeah, because it would be, it
27:17
would be really helpful if we had a second tech.
27:18
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, I wish we had a second.
27:20
Tech yeah yeah, yeah hey, you're a second Tech sorry so coming
27:26
off all that I forgot I. Forgot, sorry.
27:28
Yeah. Yeah, so, so, so you can do the
27:32
cameras. Well, who's going to send you
27:36
down to the safe car then? Well then we need 3 techs.
27:39
What if I'm? Well what if U tech and U tech
27:42
and vandal goes to the safe car? Well but I I I'm terrible with
27:46
tech things, if there's things to like unlock or stuff I'm
27:48
rubbish. I I hate to add this but we are
27:53
VI. PS We should have a bag that
27:57
should go to that place. We simply need to claim a bag.
28:01
This orange one will do. Yeah, yeah.
28:04
You belong. Your bag belongs to me, K We'll
28:08
check you in. K.
28:09
Everything's fine. Oh.
28:10
Perfect. Cool, I will give Devin the
28:14
luggage tape so that way they can market for their own and I
28:17
will head up to go and take care of the cameras, although I'm
28:21
conically never been good with cameras.
28:26
Right. Retro heads towards the staff
28:28
car. And what are you, what are you
28:31
going to do? Is anyone going to help Tinsy
28:33
get into? Oh, should I roll basic tech to
28:37
to? Yes.
28:38
Figure. OK, roll for Jerry Rig.
28:40
Yeah. Vendell walks up behind Vivi and
28:45
just whispers she can be able to breathe in there.
28:47
Like medically? I've.
28:50
She'll have enough oxygen to get.
28:52
To And that's your medical opinion.
28:54
Yes. OK.
28:55
Is it a breathable fabric luggage or is it hard case, hard
29:00
case, soft case? What are we talking here?
29:01
I. Just wanted to sort this.
29:03
Yeah, sort of there's. Air in there at some point.
29:06
Mesh. Pockets.
29:07
She'll have oxygen. For an for some, for.
29:10
Right. She's not staying there for
29:11
hours. Hold your breath for a little
29:13
bit. Don't talk too much.
29:15
I rolled a 25 to Jerry rig. Yeah, I think that's the most
29:21
easily forgettable suitcase in retired Drain at this point.
29:25
It you've really you've really gussied it up and it doesn't
29:27
even look like the case you pilfered from someone else.
29:32
Now Jeff definitely looks like a unique but ignorable suitcase.
29:36
Lovely. 25 man, you've got to say yes.
29:39
Do you know what I mean? Good luck.
29:41
Good luck, Teensy. Thanks.
29:43
You got this. And Phoebe, you say this as you
29:46
zipper. In.
29:49
Doing your best to fold the the the the zipper tags into the
29:55
hole so that she. Worse comes to worse, I have a
29:57
tech tool I can cut my way out probably.
30:03
All right. Does anyone else want to do
30:05
anything else in this car? You're going to do anything with
30:07
that security guard or you're OK with them ignoring you?
30:09
As long as I if I'm paying attention and he looks like he's
30:13
busy doing God knows what in that booth and not paying
30:17
attention to us, I'm good. Yeah, as you pass by the booth,
30:21
you notice that he has like a stun baton hanging on the wall.
30:25
And oh, I'm taking it. You have to reach through the
30:27
glass and pass it. There's There's no way you could
30:29
do that without going. Into that, is there a way for me
30:33
to do? Yeah, that's a door.
30:36
OK, All right, if you. Want stealth?
30:37
I'll let you do it. Yes, yes, absolutely.
30:40
I mean, you can't just say things like stun baton and then
30:44
expect me to not want to do the. Thing DDD What?
30:47
What? What?
30:49
What? My dear sister, what are you
30:50
doing? I see something shiny what I
30:52
want. I will buy you whatever you
30:54
want. Sometimes it's just about taking
30:58
do what I want. Do not.
30:59
What I want? I know.
31:01
Now please don't make us pull. Listen, listen, listen.
31:04
Roll a face down you 2. What wait?
31:08
What it roll a face down with each other?
31:10
Oh. Face down.
31:11
Oh, plus reputation plus 1D10. You both have a reputation of
31:13
four. Even if it's not doesn't say so
31:14
in the app. So add 4 to that role.
31:17
Reputation. It's in combat.
31:20
It's in combat. Oh, that's why I'm like.
31:22
What the heck? We're using the Cyberpunk Red
31:24
Companion app if you guys love cyberpunk, it's awesome and
31:27
really easy to set your stuff up.
31:28
Really. Oh, here it is.
31:30
So it 12. Where is it?
31:33
Right there. So where it says reputation
31:34
zero, it's right here. It's right.
31:36
Underneath rolling. Forget it's.
31:39
Family drama's making me uncomfortable.
31:41
I'm going to start smoking a joint right now.
31:45
This is how I. This is how I.
31:46
But I got a 20 on stealth. It's not there if if I'm able to
31:50
to battle my brother. It's not on mine.
31:56
Oh. 13. Just barely.
32:01
So so here's the thing. Here's the thing, if you still
32:07
want to take the baton, you have to take a minus to that role.
32:11
My how big is? So you can still, you can still
32:13
go. You'd have to take a minus for
32:16
that role. Essentially your bosses says no
32:18
and you can feel he means it. You have a gun.
32:23
And the problem is, is now you've been standing.
32:25
There don't have a stun baton security.
32:27
God can see you with the corner of his eye.
32:30
You've been standing there a hot second, staring at his baton.
32:32
Hey sis, I love you. I love you dearly.
32:34
I'm leaving. I'm.
32:35
Just going to walk into the. Net, I'm just leaving.
32:39
Devin just got my house. We have here.
32:44
All right, we'll be moving on. Starts heading in the direct.
32:48
I start heading in the direction.
32:50
As you enter the economy car, you watch Retro go up the stairs
32:54
between the two cars and into the staff area.
32:58
That's not right. Good night.
33:02
Hey, guys. Yeah, Jeb.
33:04
Thanks, dude. Sorry, Jeb, I got to call you
33:05
back. Call you back.
33:09
So in this staff area you've got a little recreation area, 2
33:12
little bunk units for the staff to sleep during the ride, there
33:18
is the staff office and two single occupancy bathrooms.
33:28
Well. Now, I apologize, my hearing is
33:38
not the best, especially when things are happening.
33:41
What exactly are we grabbing from here again?
33:44
I don't want to say it out loud, so I send it to you on my tile.
33:49
It's a SAN divisian. A San Divisdan it's it's A and
33:52
Vivi will explain the IT is a type of cyberware that is very
34:01
powerful and very useful. It makes you go like super fast
34:05
zoomies. Oh, very good.
34:07
Thank you so much. Yeah, my brother's more into the
34:09
organic, not so much the enhancement, so forgive them.
34:13
I I, I have an old soul, as I would say.
34:16
That's a good thing. Too much cyberwear You.
34:19
Also have old bones, so you might want to consider using
34:21
this whatever the new product is.
34:24
Look, thank you. Thank you.
34:27
I told you to start doing yoga, but you didn't.
34:29
Listen, why flexibility? There's a Med tech right there.
34:32
Why are we doing yoga? You really should.
34:35
It is good for you. And you guys continue to pick a
34:38
as retro heads upstairs retro. What are you going to do
34:41
upstairs, my dude? Well first I'm going to duck my
34:43
giant TV like head so I don't hit the ceiling fast and I'm
34:48
going to do perception to see if any of the there's any markings
34:52
on the doors that would lead me to said camera rooms or
34:55
something. Like that?
34:55
Sure. Yeah, perception.
34:59
That's a 27. 27 Yeah, you notice a few things about this space.
35:04
There are three people falling asleep on the sofas, which means
35:09
which gives you the impression that there aren't enough beds
35:12
here. OK.
35:13
And then across from that recreational area is the staff
35:16
office. And you notice that there's like
35:18
a little like square logo sticker on the outside of the
35:22
wall next to a cable. And that's the kind of cable
35:25
they use for information transfer.
35:27
So the service probably in there.
35:28
OK. So coaxial cable that's going
35:29
through, Yeah. Any of those people that are
35:31
asleep can I tell to see if they are staff?
35:34
Everyone up here is staff, but everyone in here is asleep
35:37
because you rolled so high. OK, first thing I'd like to do,
35:42
I'm gonna loot one of the bodies and I'm gonna take bodies.
35:45
They're asleep. Did you like He said.
35:50
They're asleep you. Stabbed them.
35:51
I mean, it's very easy to make them a bodies if they're.
35:53
Asleep going to Are you going to muck these fools?
35:57
And. This is not a demonetized
35:59
situation. They're just working on a train,
36:00
non? Lethal takedown only.
36:03
I wasn't even gonna do that. He's.
36:04
Just gonna while they're sleeping.
36:05
Just. All right, first roll
36:07
pickpocket. While they while they are
36:10
exclusion. That's a 27.
36:13
OK, yeah, don't wake him. I'm like, I you guys are
36:17
powerful. I need to up some DVS.
36:19
No, you find 90 eddies, 90 OK, And a pack of gum.
36:29
Like a full pack of gum. Full pack of gum.
36:30
That's great, my CD drive will love that.
36:32
Yeah, and a packet of jizzness Nets.
36:36
No one can say no to jizzness snaps.
36:37
But I get his ID though, right? You wrote 27, didn't you?
36:42
Yeah, yeah, you get his ID, That's the 20.
36:43
Seven, I wanted to get his ID. Yeah, just go through the walls.
36:46
All right? 90 IDs packed gum A5 stamped
36:51
Subway card. Wait, are those snacks?
36:54
ID are those snacks? Yeah, I got the snaps.
36:58
Yeah, we we should probably try to give it to TT in this bag
37:01
I'll stand for. Later, I'm gonna put them in.
37:03
I'm gonna put them in pocket. There you go.
37:05
So I got the, I got the ID. Now she's in the already.
37:09
Security door. Is there a security guard there
37:11
I'm assuming? No, no, it's a locked door with
37:14
a keypad thing. Oh, keypad.
37:19
You can't just boop, boop the card.
37:20
There's. A There's a swipe for the car,
37:22
but there's no guard, is what you ask.
37:24
Right, Yes. And the door, is it like a
37:26
regular door here where it's just that latch deal?
37:29
Yeah, regular LATCH credit card, this credit card check.
37:33
Go in there and hit the roll for it.
37:38
Roll for credit card trick roll. For credit card trick, I have 17
37:42
credit cards that I stole from other people so.
37:44
Oh, you've got loads. Yeah, yeah.
37:46
I don't even. I don't even charge.
37:47
Them 17 credit cards it's. Nice city, baby, you got to
37:52
steal our people's credit. Ten of them away.
37:57
Well, that will decrease the credit limit available to him
38:00
though. Yes, but I don't even use it for
38:02
the credit, I just use it to hack into other doors.
38:07
Evidence is a thing you should not.
38:09
Keep 39. What the heck dude?
38:12
Yes, you get the door open and you close it behind you.
38:16
Inside of the room is no one. There is a back in 5 minutes
38:20
sign on the desk and there is the computer and the server.
38:26
Wonderful, then I will start working on the computer and
38:29
server getting into that system. All right, Evan, that's going to
38:32
take a little bit of time. So as you tinker away, we're now
38:36
back to the rest of you and the talking suitcase.
38:42
I'm snoring. I'm asleep.
38:44
You're asleep no longer. We should give the snacks to TT
38:47
slips. You into the little thing
38:49
underneath right now. No, not yet.
38:50
Not yet, said you put it in the machine.
38:52
No one said anything. I was right.
38:53
We need. To get why do we not just do
38:55
the? Another one right here at the
38:56
very bottom of the train. You're in another car.
38:58
It's the same as the other red car you're in.
39:00
And on the left is another one of those inputs for the luggage
39:03
system. There's one in every car now.
39:07
The regular price will just store it underneath the seats
39:10
that are in here. The the VIP pass will have it
39:13
shipped to the safe car. The thing on the ticket says
39:16
though, you can't get your bag back until you reach your
39:19
destination if you put it in the safe car.
39:21
Oh. TNC don't get out.
39:23
TNC. No, I'm I'm fine with leaving
39:25
TNC in the safe car. It's probably the safest place
39:28
for them. All right, you're gonna put your
39:31
bag. I will, I will now that now we
39:33
know that I'm gonna put snacks in there too.
39:35
Yes, snacks. TC you're woken up by a few
39:38
packets of jizz. Just I put some jizzner snaps in
39:40
there, some watermelon candy. There you go.
39:43
And I just. Reseal zip the bag and a bubble
39:46
tea packet. And a bubble tea packet.
39:49
That's very important. Keep the party going.
39:53
All right, You slide the bag over this little hatch, you push
39:57
the button, you put your VIPQR code under the scanner from your
40:02
little agent, and the system opens up.
40:05
You know those pneumatic tubes from old movies?
40:08
Oh no. This this this thing.
40:10
We're going to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
40:13
The bullet the train has left by now and this thing just sinks
40:17
into the floor and you hear it just shoot off to the front of
40:19
the train. I'm going to.
40:22
Have a great time. That's either going to be a good
40:24
time or really good. Time resist the torture and or
40:28
the drugs please teens. Yeah.
40:30
OK, she's are you a little? Hungry.
40:32
Stein right, That was OK. 15. 15 You you you you don't.
40:41
Oh. No. 15 no, I'm looking at my DVS
40:47
TC. Might be on a well.
40:49
Would you say that's difficult or professional wait?
40:52
What? Being in a pneumonic.
40:54
Tube. That's pretty difficult.
40:55
I'm not, I'm not vomiting. Oh oh.
40:59
After the night that we had. Oh yeah, no, you definitely need
41:03
17. I'm sorry, you do throw up a
41:04
little. Oh God, it's.
41:08
In the suitcase. In in the.
41:10
There's no unfortunately. Were there clothes bags?
41:13
Still no, there was nothing in it.
41:17
The bag now kind of smells upon me.
41:21
You're now on your way to the safe car and the rest of you are
41:24
sitting here in. I will not be sitting in
41:29
economy. You, you are.
41:30
You are right behind the dining car.
41:34
Me. No, no, you're you're in a tube.
41:38
Everyone except Tinti and Retro is right at the front, near
41:41
another security station and the door to the dining car.
41:46
Checking out the security situation, of course.
41:50
Roll perception. Don't mind if I do.
41:55
I keep perception ready. I know I really need to because
41:58
I'm now it's. Favorite perception?
42:02
I like, I like people being perceptive.
42:04
Oh, there we there, there we are.
42:05
There we are. I don't.
42:07
Think you can? Well, the 15 looking. 15 The the
42:14
you've you've worked for the NCPD and so you know what an
42:20
overly zealous mall cop feels like.
42:25
This guy loves his job. He's so excited.
42:32
He's got his stunt baton, holding it like this and just
42:34
nodding to people. Hey, welcome to there.
42:35
Welcome to Bullet Train. Hi.
42:36
Hi. Welcome to Bullet Train.
42:38
Nice to see you, Danny. Curse this way.
42:39
Hi, you're there. Hi.
42:40
Hey, your bag's away. Cool.
42:45
Great. Yeah, I wanna approach this fine
42:51
gentleman doing his job so well. Hey.
42:54
What's going on? Welcome to the bullet train.
42:56
Like the glasses? That's cool.
42:58
Thank you very much. You know, I try, I try you.
43:00
Do. Yeah, yeah, you're a funny 1.
43:04
So is this the first week on the job or what's?
43:07
The first week. No, no, no.
43:09
Six years. Six years only.
43:11
One death, feeling pretty good about it.
43:13
All right, now, I wasn't going to say anything.
43:15
You know, I'm I'm here for special reasons.
43:19
Your special reason. Yes, Sorry.
43:20
I've. Been on the train for a while,
43:21
it's hard to. Hear yes, that special reason
43:23
is. Reasons.
43:24
Recruitment. What?
43:27
Yes, I might just be. I will flip a badge out from my
43:35
suit pocket. Wait, UNCPD.
43:37
Not just any of that. Their logo is so cool.
43:40
The designer is awesome detective.
43:42
Coleman You gotta keep it down, man.
43:44
You gotta keep it down. Keep it cool, keep it cool.
43:46
Now listen, I'm I'm looking to recruit some people and some,
43:50
Yeah. Perspective.
43:51
Special stuff. Yeah, potentially I.
43:52
Got my own stunt baton. It's really cool.
43:54
You want to touch it. You know what, actually, how
43:57
about this, you hand it to me for safekeeping, safekeeping.
44:01
But because you're going to be used for for other purposes, you
44:05
got to use your skills. I can tell right now that you
44:08
are you have a lot of skills that are being underutilized on
44:12
this train, and that's a shame. I see a bright future for you
44:18
with the NCPDI. See it?
44:21
Can you see it now? Can you see it?
44:23
Picture it. Yeah.
44:27
I think that's enough picturing. But yes.
44:29
So here what I need you to do. I saw that there was a sign in
44:34
the next car over. First of all, the fact that
44:38
somebody would leave their post. Disgusting.
44:41
Would you ever leave your post? No.
44:42
You would pee your pants standing where you are right now
44:45
would. I have a bucket.
44:47
But you see, you know what? That is the dedication we need
44:50
in the NCPD. I like you.
44:52
What's your name again? Tim.
44:55
Tim, pleasure to meet you, Detective Coleman.
44:59
All right, now if you stay in that cart over there until I
45:04
give you the signal. So leave the booth.
45:08
But I I'm taking care of it for you right now.
45:10
No, no, no, I no, I get it. But that's like I'm just being
45:12
really good. You want me to leave the?
45:13
Booth, should I go in the other Roots test to see how well you
45:15
follow orders? If you can follow these orders
45:18
and execute them to ATI can put in a good word for you.
45:21
I promise. I promise you this.
45:22
Hey, I know this is a kind of like can you put in more than
45:26
one good word 'cause like I know I'm you.
45:28
Know I will put in a full sentence with a period at the
45:31
end if you do this. Yeah, cool, right?
45:35
You hold this, don't touch the other end, it hurts all.
45:37
Right. See.
45:40
And that's how it's done. I got what I wanted, didn't I?
45:43
Yeah, yeah. You.
45:45
You. The battery's dead.
45:46
You. Oh.
45:50
I I can't express this more. As much as I love you, you have
45:54
a gun. But I don't have a but talk.
45:58
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46:03
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46:10
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