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Tommy and Junior Are Gonna Race Each Other - 12.05.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
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  Speaker 1: soon looking back to back down, giving them both just
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  Speaker 1: like themazing buck things. And it's tough, y'all. Do me
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  Speaker 1: true good to the hut and listening to put together
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  Speaker 1: for sto quick money. Why don't you joy? Yeah? Ya
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  Speaker 1: joining me? Honey. You gotta use that turning, Yeah you go.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn about turn love. You got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn wan ya. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your thing, dad uh huh, I shall will a good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, one and only Steve Harley got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go today. I think I have something for
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people today, at least I hope I do.
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  Speaker 1: And this is about on your journey, And this is
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  Speaker 1: about something that happens to us all. I mean, what
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  Speaker 1: happens to all of us from time to time when
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  Speaker 1: we get discouraged. What happens to all of us when
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  Speaker 1: we feel like quitting, What happens to all of us
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  Speaker 1: when we have that turn back moment. What happens to
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  Speaker 1: all of us when it don't seem like it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: paying out? Because I want you to understand something that everyone,
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  Speaker 1: every single living soul, has those thoughts about something at
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  Speaker 1: some point in their life. I mean, you know, look,
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  Speaker 1: I've oftentimes been discouraged about things not happening as fast
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  Speaker 1: as I like them. All things don't paying out the
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  Speaker 1: way I would like for them to have payed out.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many ways to get discouraged. But
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  Speaker 1: what but what my encouragement to you is when discouragement
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  Speaker 1: comes is understand this. It is a part of the
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  Speaker 1: growth process. It is a test. It is a test
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  Speaker 1: of your faith. How bad you wanted do you really believe?
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  Speaker 1: That's That's all faith is. It's simply, and I've said
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  Speaker 1: this how many times. Faith is the belief in things
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  Speaker 1: that you cannot see. So when discouragement comes, set back comes,
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  Speaker 1: it is a test of your faith. At least it's
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  Speaker 1: been that way for me. Now other people can explain
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  Speaker 1: it another way. I'm not other people. I can only
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  Speaker 1: give it to you the way it's come to me
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  Speaker 1: and throughout my life and man on man on man.
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  Speaker 1: Discouragement sometimes it's tough to deal with because it seems
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  Speaker 1: at times when you are discouraged that is so absolute
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  Speaker 1: that this means the end, and if you allow it
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  Speaker 1: to set in, it can be just that the end
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  Speaker 1: of you. When Milly Milly, it was a test, that's
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  Speaker 1: all it is. But the majority of people that I
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  Speaker 1: know who are not successful or who have told me
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  Speaker 1: the story of how they gave up it was it
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  Speaker 1: was because at a moment of discouragement that they allowed
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  Speaker 1: it to set in and it became so engulfing that
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  Speaker 1: it became the reason why you shouldn't finish, And then
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  Speaker 1: they started justifying it with here the one that I
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  Speaker 1: hate to hear. Well, if it if it's God's will,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me. If it's God's will that you fail. If
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  Speaker 1: it's God's will that you're not successful. If it's God's
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  Speaker 1: will that you lay down and give up, it's God's
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  Speaker 1: will that you allow yourself to amount to, not to
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  Speaker 1: not reach your potential. That's God's will. That's not the
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  Speaker 1: God I know. That's not the God I served, that's
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  Speaker 1: not the God I've read about. That's not the God
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  Speaker 1: I believe in. I'm sorry. I just my mother always
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  Speaker 1: taught me something that he didn't bring me this far
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  Speaker 1: to leave me. I just don't believe that, not for
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  Speaker 1: a second. Now, have I convinced myself or some things? Yep?
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  Speaker 1: Have I allowed the devil to come into the picture
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  Speaker 1: and paint a different one from it? Yep, yep, I've
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  Speaker 1: done all of that. But you can't blame that on God. Now,
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  Speaker 1: come on, So when when discouragement comes, try to look
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  Speaker 1: at it if you can, as a test of your faith,
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  Speaker 1: and you merely have to pass the test. It could
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  Speaker 1: be for a day, a half a day, a few hours,
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  Speaker 1: a week, a few weeks, it don't matter. Don't nobody
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  Speaker 1: know how long the test period is. Your job is
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  Speaker 1: to keep the faith and keep moving. Keep the faith
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  Speaker 1: and keep moving, keep working, keep believing, keep hope alive.
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  Speaker 1: That's your job. If you do that, that's how you
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  Speaker 1: pass the test. It could be over tomorrow, It could
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  Speaker 1: be over in two weeks, it could be over in
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  Speaker 1: a month. You don't know. But all you got to
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  Speaker 1: do is wake up and keep the faith and fight
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  Speaker 1: the discouraging feelings. And how do you do that? Steve?
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  Speaker 1: Now here we go. This is the part I know
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  Speaker 1: about for show because how many times I've had to
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  Speaker 1: fight off discouragement in order to get to where God
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to be. What do you do when you
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  Speaker 1: become discouraged. Well, here's a series of things I do.
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  Speaker 1: I think of the outcome. When I get discouraged about
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  Speaker 1: a task, I think about the outcome. Man, what would
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  Speaker 1: it be like if I were to complete the task?
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  Speaker 1: What would it be like? Man? What would the outcome
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  Speaker 1: be for me? If I hung on in there? If
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  Speaker 1: I didn't give up? If I if I if I imagine,
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  Speaker 1: I imagine if I don't quit. I imagine if I
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  Speaker 1: don't give up. What would it be like? Man, Suppose
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  Speaker 1: everything I'm hoping for comes true. But if I don't
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  Speaker 1: quit and give up, that might just be the case.
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  Speaker 1: I start talking to myself like that, I think of
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  Speaker 1: what the upside is. What's the upside to stay in
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  Speaker 1: with it? You see, all this is the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just giving you different ways to look at it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying the exact same thing over and over. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to find the switch that connects in
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  Speaker 1: your mind where you can say, Okay, man, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: hang in there. Because if you think of the outcome,
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  Speaker 1: and the outcome is appealing to you, if you imagine
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  Speaker 1: what it would be like if you don't give up,
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  Speaker 1: or you don't quit. If you if you think only
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  Speaker 1: of what the upside is to stay in with it,
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  Speaker 1: and then I I go, where can this lead to?
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  Speaker 1: If I stay with it, man, and the outcome comes true?
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  Speaker 1: What else could that lead me to? Because I mean,
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  Speaker 1: there's always more to it? So what where else could
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  Speaker 1: this lead me to? What are the possibilities? Man? What
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  Speaker 1: are the limitless possibilities? What could God possibly have in
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  Speaker 1: store for me if I just hang in there? If
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  Speaker 1: I passed this test of faith, if I just passed
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  Speaker 1: this test. Now, it ain't gonna be the only one.
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  Speaker 1: But you gotta get past this one. No, then you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hear the smooth plane. Then it's gonna be another one.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be another one. Life ain't nothing but a
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  Speaker 1: series of tests. Man. Man, When you're thinking about giving up,
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  Speaker 1: when you're discouraged, think of the outcome. Imagine what it
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  Speaker 1: would be like if you don't quit, if you don't
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  Speaker 1: give up. What's the upside to stay in with it?
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  Speaker 1: Where can this all lead to? What? What can this
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  Speaker 1: get you too? If if you do this and you
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  Speaker 1: get to where you think you want to be, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, what's after that? What are the limitless and
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  Speaker 1: endless possibilities of holding on to your faith. What could
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  Speaker 1: really be out there for me? Man? If I just
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  Speaker 1: passed this test, you gotta talk yourself off into hanging
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  Speaker 1: in there. And sometimes it ain't nobody talking to you
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  Speaker 1: about hanging in there but you. But that's good enough
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  Speaker 1: because God has a blessing for you. God's got a
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  Speaker 1: blessing with your name on it. God has packages bundle
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  Speaker 1: up with your name on it. He got blessings just
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  Speaker 1: in boxes with your name on it. Man, I want
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  Speaker 1: all the mind shipped. I'll be on Faith Street waiting
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  Speaker 1: there to receive. I just I'm just believing he's shipping stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But if you keep moving from the address of Faith,
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  Speaker 1: if you keep getting off Faith Street, why you want
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  Speaker 1: to do? Packages to go? They got your name on
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  Speaker 1: it and it's based on your faith. But if you
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  Speaker 1: keep moving on Doubt Avenue and ain't no Way Boulevard
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  Speaker 1: and the pasage get delivered only the Faith Street what
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  Speaker 1: you keep moving on Faith Street for? Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't give up. You can't give up. You're the jentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls. Listen, this is Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Let's stop playing around. Just the baddest morning show in
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  Speaker 1: the world. Listen to something else, but you can't get
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  Speaker 1: this over here. Jimmy Sherley, Bay, Hey, good morning to you.
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  Speaker 1: You hear me junior morning everybody. J Anthony Brown, watch
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  Speaker 1: you there now in my age. Boon coon, buzzet back, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: were go back like Cadillac seat. If you time, you ain't,
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  Speaker 1: We're going to build it. Were all opening here. What's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Good? Everybody recover? Send it then passed the
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  Speaker 1: taxi bier Right, I'm going down there and take whatever
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  Speaker 1: advantage I can't. It did help you over there or now,
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  Speaker 1: but damn we see in a minute, I'm gonna feel
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  Speaker 1: out to paperwork. Yes, like they said, I know some
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  Speaker 1: people who didn't care because they ain't paying tasting nothing.
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  Speaker 1: We don't, no, man, They passed it a night. How
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  Speaker 1: do you pay your taxes though? Man, there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people don't. It is to tell me it's a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot of people don't play. Refuse to pay them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no sign that they exist. But our taxes
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  Speaker 1: are complicated over here anyway. They say, you go to
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  Speaker 1: other countries and it takes like ten minutes to fill up.
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  Speaker 1: You go to Dubai and yeah, okay, ain't no tax
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  Speaker 1: in d not a dollar. You make ten million, you
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  Speaker 1: get you need to be a resident. Something bad that
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  Speaker 1: that's what happens. That you'll pay check when you look
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  Speaker 1: at it. But I have known people who have who
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  Speaker 1: like teachers and stuff, who've gone over there to live
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  Speaker 1: and teach and stuff, and they love it. They won't
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  Speaker 1: come back. Dubai. Yeah, Dubaia's Dubaia is my favorite city. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I want to get there. First of all, the crime
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  Speaker 1: zero point six seven, I like that zero point six seven.
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  Speaker 1: They mean they leave a doe with that mean dog.
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  Speaker 1: The butler we had, I said, he came to next
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  Speaker 1: mon excuse me, what now he know? He acts like that.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing. Though he acts like that, ain't nothing. Go ahead, man,
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  Speaker 1: keep talking against you. We had a gun. It's okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're rich, It's okay, you're blessed. We're all blessed, but
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  Speaker 1: you're blessed. Go ahead. I need to hang out with
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  Speaker 1: rich people. Active Come on, your butler, your butler, your
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  Speaker 1: butlers butlers. But the buttler left the dough. Oh mitnight,
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  Speaker 1: and I came downstairs only in the morning. Man with
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  Speaker 1: confid I'll see the door with a little like being
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  Speaker 1: bagg in the door and said, Yo, my man, can
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  Speaker 1: I'm my family up in here and go out of night?
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  Speaker 1: Need a dope, Mr Harvey. There is nothing that is
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  Speaker 1: going to happen here to you. Everyone knows who you are,
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  Speaker 1: We know you are here. There is no crime, No
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  Speaker 1: one is here. We are watching you so closely. There
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  Speaker 1: was no feel in the butler. Butler's butler out, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna need you to lock that damn. I got all
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  Speaker 1: that you say. But the next night, all that story, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna come back with the Junior's Truth be told
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  Speaker 1: in part two of Steve's Dubai story. The Butler Butler. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back after you're listening to the string show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up Junior's Truth be told. But before
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  Speaker 1: we get to it, Part two of Steve's Goodbye story.
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  Speaker 1: This was interesting. Well, I saw the next night the
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  Speaker 1: butler he leaves a dope open again. Now, But I'm
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  Speaker 1: down there that night and I go out there and
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  Speaker 1: I take the bean bag out the door, and I
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  Speaker 1: shut the door and locked it. He came back the
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  Speaker 1: next morning he was just laughing. You do not believe,
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  Speaker 1: do you? He said? You do not believe, do you?
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  Speaker 1: It is okay, nothing is going to happen to you.
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  Speaker 1: Mr Harvey. Believe me when I tell you you are
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  Speaker 1: beyond safe here. Wow, you are so protected. Everyone knows
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  Speaker 1: who you are. Why are they come? Why are they
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  Speaker 1: come for here? Who is coming? No one? I had
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  Speaker 1: the same thing in molds. I told you not to
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  Speaker 1: leave the dome, he said. He said, excuse me, where
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  Speaker 1: are they going? We are on an island that you
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  Speaker 1: can walk around in twenty two minutes door to your
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  Speaker 1: dog is coming, and well they're going. There's no way
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  Speaker 1: to leave. Why would you still yeah and get caught in? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: go where I see you going to catch you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we see. Yeah, I'm not gonna do. Yeah. Women too
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  Speaker 1: for that to get out of me to because it
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  Speaker 1: is that comfortable, not the doing with a chair up
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  Speaker 1: that way. Even if you get in, I'm gonna hear
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  Speaker 1: so alright, Jr. Time for in that same vein. Let
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  Speaker 1: me just say this. I got a phone call over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend. Right, I'm not using no name, but they say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we need you to pray for so and so. Now
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  Speaker 1: we've been praying for so and so but I left year,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just saying, since I don't see no change,
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  Speaker 1: and so and so and so, don't be told quit
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  Speaker 1: this prayer. I just what. I just want to know
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  Speaker 1: because I'm tired of getting on my knees asking something
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  Speaker 1: clearly that's not gonna happen. I just want to know
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  Speaker 1: how long do we have to keep this prap going?
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't say anything? So getting off something? Is that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. But they're back though they was off two days.
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  Speaker 1: Jay back in custody. Now, how came we got to
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  Speaker 1: keep praying? That's what I'm saying. That's all I want
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  Speaker 1: to know. Why how I going down here? You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm surely I know you don't agree with this, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of of the mindset that I don't really
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  Speaker 1: like praying for people that don't won't pray, don't clearly
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  Speaker 1: don't want it, really just have a problem with you always.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many things I could be talking to the
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  Speaker 1: Lord about that I clearly I won't. I didn't pushed
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  Speaker 1: off my house. I won't for him. That the new
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  Speaker 1: car I've been asking love, I didn't put on old
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  Speaker 1: because we got to keep praying for him. Okay, can
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  Speaker 1: I ask the question? Go ahead, I do speak to
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  Speaker 1: the Lord. Do you think the Lord gets tired of
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  Speaker 1: hearing that person's name? The Lord already know what I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming down here? Name? Won no tell hold on, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't been three I've been on three way phone calls
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  Speaker 1: with my head down. I asked clothes, praying for this food.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't did the church. We didn't been a call.
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  Speaker 1: We've all been on the knee for him. No, we
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  Speaker 1: didn't prayed at devotion. And if he clearly not, won't
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  Speaker 1: just prayer? Shouldn't I have the right to stop. I
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  Speaker 1: want you and that I am of the mindset that
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  Speaker 1: there are a lot of family members that just ain't
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  Speaker 1: work for Damn dude. I got the phone call and
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  Speaker 1: you know he went back to jail. When when just
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  Speaker 1: just last night we need to pray. I'm not praying
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  Speaker 1: this week. We all got feminine members like, right, yeah, clearly,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, was it clearly? And some stuff I could
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  Speaker 1: be praying for for myself? For yourself, man, I stopped
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  Speaker 1: praying for Charles thirty years. You know your cousin. I
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  Speaker 1: stopped thirty years ago at church. He left church and
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  Speaker 1: winning stores. He what hold on, hold on, We're playing
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  Speaker 1: in a church league playing basketball. We get through playing basketball.
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  Speaker 1: The bishop of our church was the coach. We had
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  Speaker 1: a cold. We had a squad that we could beat all.
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  Speaker 1: We could beat the industrial teams. That's how cold we were.
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  Speaker 1: He would get through and go in arm robbed stores, wow,
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  Speaker 1: and then be a church next morning. When they busted him,
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  Speaker 1: he couldn't fast to twenty seven robbers. Whoa up kid?
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  Speaker 1: Stick up kids? Yeah, you can my boy with with
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  Speaker 1: with a blank gun. It didn't have real but just
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  Speaker 1: a blank gun. Twenty seven robbers. They only called him
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  Speaker 1: on this one. He got in there and got scared
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  Speaker 1: and said he confessed to all twenty seven they have been.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't even asking about the mother, about him. What
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  Speaker 1: we can do him, that's all. I can't pick your
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  Speaker 1: family members. It was so ugly, man, it was so
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  Speaker 1: ugly embarrassing. Every family's got them though everything. Yeah, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we all. I had to call him, damn, here it come.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I know you don't like I know you
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  Speaker 1: don't like company and stuff, Jay, but you do have
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  Speaker 1: your family over for the house. No, right, no, not
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  Speaker 1: at all. I don't like company. I know you don't
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  Speaker 1: like company, but your relatives might leave him go home
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  Speaker 1: my couch. Have your ros has ever been over your house?
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  Speaker 1: One time? But time? One time? You got a lot
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  Speaker 1: of relm to come to your house. Yeah, well you
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  Speaker 1: know I have. You know, my immediate family comes, all
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  Speaker 1: the kids and they kids. You know, we like that,
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  Speaker 1: like you, my kids and their kids. Yeah, my kids
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  Speaker 1: and the grand kids. That's the cool thing I company
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  Speaker 1: anybody else? Man? Alright, coming up next, the nephew has
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  Speaker 1: his run that prank back. I ain't on the welcome
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  Speaker 1: and committee at the Dome. Right after this, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Show, all right, coming up with Top of
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  Speaker 1: the Hour, miss and will be here with today's national headlines.
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  Speaker 1: And you know every day it's always something, but right now,
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  Speaker 1: at this time, for the nephew to run that prank back?
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  Speaker 1: What you got? Job off? For sure? Run that thing back,
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  Speaker 1: that job off? Here go Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach a William William Please, yeah, this is William I
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  Speaker 1: will you. My name is Daniel Done with Pluman Agency.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, how's it going? Okay, I'm pretty good. You
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  Speaker 1: You actually came in a couple of weeks and filled
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  Speaker 1: out some forms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. I did.
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  Speaker 1: You're you're seeking plumber, right, yes, I am. Okay, okay,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: well listen, I got a few things here I'd like
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: to go over if you don't, If you have the time,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I'd like to get a couple of questions from you.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I think I actually have something I could send you
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: out on on Monday, if you actually fit the criterias. Okay, okay,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: hold on, let me grab a pin ref fan. Okay,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: all right, go ahead, I'm ready. All right. Are you
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: used to physical labor at all? Yes? Okay, so that's
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: the problem, healthwise or physical. You're you're able to handle
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: that kind of stuff? Yes? Okay. About how tall are you?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Will you? Um? About five? Eight? Eight? Okay? And um
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: how much do you okay, all right, let's do this now. Um.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Have you done any singing at all? Uh? Not? Not.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I can sing a little bit, not and I'm not
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: a singer. Singer, but you know I could. I could
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: could blow a little bit, but not not not professionally.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: But you know you're pretty good at holding a note
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: at least though, right, Yeah, I can. Okay, not bad,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: not bad at all. Are you good working out in
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the heat. Is that okay? Yeah, yeah, at this point, man,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm willing to take anything. Yeah, I'm I'm cool
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: with that. Okay, how long you've been out of work?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: A man for about a good about a year and
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: a half. Now, okay, well, then we're gonna try to
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: fix that for you. I know, uh, the way economy is,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you know, I know how people can be out of
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: work and not be able to find with the looking for.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: But I think we've got something upro alley. Now let
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: me ask you this question. Are you good working barefooted? Barefooted? Yeah,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: without without shoes on it all? All right? Well, I
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: mean I guess it. The job it quieted, and I mean, yeah,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I can do that. Okay. Now we're gonna start Monday morning,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: right at sunrise, so we're talking about five thirty six
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: o'clock here. We're gonna need you, uh to report to
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: the field to actually get ready. Okay, what kind of jobbing?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, what you're gonna be doing, William, is you
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: gonna what you're gonna be doing is actually picking cotton,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: and we want you to do it barefooted, and we
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: we'd like for you to actually sing while you're doing it. Well,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: you got a weekend and then are you serious? I'm
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: that serious to John pays? Uh ten bucks an hour?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: You know we're gonna get you some good hours out
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: the man, I mean without this thing. Man, I mean that.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I mean you're talking about picking cotton and bare feet
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: and in ten an hour. Man, I don't, don't forget.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I do need your singing. It's gonna be a Do
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: you know any Negro spirituals? No, I don't, and I don't.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think. Uh, who's this again? Uh?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm Daniel. I wanted the employees here.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I work at employment agency. You know, I pulled up
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: your file and saw how long you've been out of work,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: and you know, I've got something that I think you'll
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: be perfect for. Okay, but what I mean, what is
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: this job really about? I mean you're talking, you're talking
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: about picking cotton. Well, you know, basically, it's kind of
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: like you're getting paid. You know, the ten bucks an hour,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you're probably gonna get about ten hours in a day,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: so so you know you're gonna make a hunter bucks
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: a day. It's it's it's a it's it's kind of
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: like slavery. But it's not it's hold on, hold on,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: hold up, uh, Man, I didn't sign on for nothing
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: like this, man, And I mean I'm I'm thinking you
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: guys are supposed to be helping me with the up
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: to date job. I mean, slavery don't even exist no more. Man.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean we are going to pay you,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: you understand, but we do want you barefoot. And you're
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: telling me I gotta I gotta sing and walk barefooted
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: picking cotton, singing some slavery songs. Bro, I don't do
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: don'thing like that. Man, I'm voting Tuesday. Man, this this,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: that slavery is with Man, What then are you talking about?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I can't what What did your say? Man? I'm thinking
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: that you guys are gonna be finding me a job,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: a job job that's regardless of how you like it.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: It's a job. Now. I need you to report the
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: morning all in the field with no shoes and ready
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: to sing it. Man, I am not reporting no damn
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: where at five o'clock in the morning, at no damn field. Brother,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know a lot of Why are
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: you even calling me with this matter of fact? Matter
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: of fact? You know what, Go ahead and send my
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: dog because I go over there and talk to these
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: people in the beginning, because y'all need to be reported.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Like I said, five o'clock in the morning. Report you know,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: if you can wear your shoes. Man, listen, buck, buck,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: listen to no not my name is a matter of fact?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: What's your name? Because you know what. I will be
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: at this tomorrow just to meet you. Because this don't
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: make no sense. Man, You calling my phone talking about
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: some slavery work. Man, you must be out of your
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: mind talking to Are you looking for work? Are you're
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: not looking for work now? I'm not looking for that
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: kind of work, dude. I mean you're calling my phone
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: telling me about some flame works work though you must
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact? What what is your name? What
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: is your name? You can kiss my Okay, kiss is
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: my I don't want to go back and I'm not
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: doing no type like that matter. He can lose all
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: my information. You're gonna get your pluck. I mean, hang on,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get your fun out there and you're gonna
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: do with you just ain't get my black Well, you
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: know what. I will be there and put down. Can
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I can I say one more thing? What what the else?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You gotta say, man, you didn't say the monthful already.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I gotta say this. This is nephew Tommy from Steve
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Katrina gotten me to prank
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: phone call you? What the who will you? This is
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy, Man from the Steve Harvey Morning I believe
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: she did this and like that, man, And and she
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: know I'm looking for Yeah, Man, I bet you won't
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: be saying that when the bills come in next month.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm five for eight, I hunted and shifty.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: But when I'm ready to getting your get all up
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: in your I mean and she know that that, I
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: mean I would get hot. Man. I got one more thing.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, man, what is what is the
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest rady old show in
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: the land. Oh man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Nah,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: what people's emotions? I don't know what else? Do you
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: what else you're gonna play with? Jack? If you ain't
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: playing with people's emotions, people find and they stay on
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: the phone hang up. Oh no, no, no, no, let
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: me let me be real, y'all. Fort of the pranks.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I'm getting hung up on the ones we don't hear. Yeah,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: there's plenty of you don't hear now, you know what
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I mean. It don't work. You got to stay in
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: the game though. That's why I'm opening up a prank school.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: You have to stay in the game. People how to prank,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: how to be great prank s thirs they can so
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: they can get into your job, right, you know what
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I mean? People want to do this thing you and
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: for me to be to say they came from the
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: school of timing pranks. Come on, now, you're not big.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: That is to pump boy, ain't well most of everything.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying a lot of people want to do
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: some pranking them. They say that to you when you
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: meet them. Oh yeah, I get phone. You know what
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: meaning numbers I leave These ain't women's numbers. These are
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: numbers that people won't me to prank. People want you
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: to prank someone they know, yes, not that they want
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: to be a prankster. No, everybody, we need to make
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: up your mind what their story is about. Steve. There's
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: some people that want to prank, and then there's some
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: people that want to have other people prank. Okay, we'll
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: talk about it later about coming up at the top
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: of the hour. Being single during the holidays is cool.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right. The stereotype of being
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: single during the holidays usually brings looks of pity from people,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: but really, really it can be cool. It can if
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: you're single. What being single for the holiday? Yeah? It
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: to people. You need to find somebody. I don't, don't.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you you need to find someday by yourself.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Wake up, oh Christmas Day? By your self? Ain't no
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: noise in another room? Okay, well there are There are
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: a lot of things, junior, that single people can do
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: that someone with a significant other can't. How about that?
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna tell you your time is your
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: own for one thing. You have that freedom. But guys,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: here are ways the singles have it better during the holidays.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Check it out, junior. There are no fights waiting to happen,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: No fights waiting to happen. Yeah, that's a great thing.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Or breakups. You know what. A lot of people break
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: up over the holidays. You don't have to worry about that.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Can't break up if you ain't gotten no more. Yeah, okay,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: here's another one. You don't have to buy a lot
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: of gifts. Think about it. You ain't get okay, I'm
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: just looking at the bright side of this. There are
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: no mandatory spouse holiday parties you have to attend. Ain't
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: got nothing on to stove. You don't have to spells
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: in the house. Okay, here's another one. You don't have
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: to choose which family you're gonna celebrate with. There's always
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: a fight about that, you know. Yeah, but you need
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: to find somebody's house though. And then here's a good one.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: New Year's Eve. You can go into two thousand eighteen
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: focusing all on you. Okay, you have a brought in
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: the New Year's by yourself. When you do, when you
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: do blowing that horn, don't nobody here, don't nobody. You
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: can focus on just yourself breaking in the new year. Okay,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: but you couldn't do that the year before because you
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: still buy you. We're looking at the positive side of
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: being single. Ste that's all. No, there's there's no positive. No,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: you don't think you need to find somebody. I remember
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: the first time we moved to Atlanta. First time I
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: didn't go home when I moved Atlanta, all right, when
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I woke up and there was nothing nothing, I called home.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I heard all that joy and laughter and getting passed
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: around on the phone. Ain't fun. Who is that? All
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: the damn questions I'm coming in? Who is that? Let
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: me talk to coming in? What y'all doing it? Now?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Who is that? Who is that? Now? Is that the doubt?
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: What baby? Is that? What y'all look at that? You
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: don't want to do that? Wow? I like all of
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: that yourself? Do you like being by yourself during the holidays?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: So Jack, listen, listen, listen, listen. That's what it sounds.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. Okay, Christmas morning is like
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: what your house? Listen? Let me listen. Don't you just
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: love that? No pots ratlings? Listen again? You maybe to
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: hit Who is that joint? You got to be lonely?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Got pots rattling? No noise? No let you hear it again? Listen,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: not a damn thing you love it? No company at all.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Don't come to my house. You ain't in the neighborhood
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: because I ain't gonna let you in. You know that
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: we was just in the neighborhood when you outside because
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: you ain't coming in? What is it in your house?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: About your house? That's just better? Man? I don't even
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I don't seriously Christmas morning. It just means something beautiful
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: thing introduced Smith Anne, I can't without further duke our
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: very own voice of reason. In fact, no fake news here, folks,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: And see good morning everybody. This is a trip with
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the news. Well. The U. S. Supreme Court has now
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: given the Trump administration the official go ahead with its
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: travel ban on mostly Muslim nation six of them and
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: two other nations. The High Court is rule that the
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Trump's policy can now take full effect, even while legal
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: challenges continue making their way through the courses. That you
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: can put it in now and we'll see what happens later.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: The band applies to travelers from chad, Iran, libby As, Syria, Yemen, Somali,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: but also on North Korea and Venezuela. President Trump, by
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: the way, criticizing the Special Council's investigation into Russia's involvement
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: in last year's presidential election again. He says he feels
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: bad about his former National security advisor, Michael Flynn, who
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: admitted on Friday Line to the FBI about his contact
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: with Russian ambassadors. And it's like they ruined his life.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: It's very unfair, he said, that Helle Clinton lied several times,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: but he's never supplied any information to back up his
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: claim that Mrs Clinton lied to the FBI. With Alabama's
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: special Senate elect and only about a week away. At
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: first noncommittal, not Donald Trump is now firmly supporting the
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Republican candidate hoping to assume the seat once held by U. S.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Attorney General Jeff Sessions. Roy Moore is accused of sexually
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: molesting high school girls. He insists that quote the Liberals
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: are out to get him. The tax have been not
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: only false and numerous, but malicious. They've attacked me form,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: my judicial decisions, my property taxes, and sexual immorality. Now well,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: the recent poul shows of Alabama. Republicans believe more and
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: do not believe the two women who have come forward,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: even though one of them accuses the former Joseph sexually
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: assaulting her when she was only fourteen and he was
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: in his thirties. There was a rally in Detroit last
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: night and in support of eight eight year old Congressman
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: John Conyers, who has been accused of sexual impropriety. Supported
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: say Conyers has fought for civil rights and so many
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: other things. He has an incredible legacy and should not
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: be hand hounded out of office over unproven allegations. However,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: word is that the nation's longest serving congressman may announce
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: his resignation later on today. We'll see today's the day
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: the land of votes for new mayor. The new winner
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: may not be black. The new mayor will actually be
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: a white woman who's gained a lot of black support.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: New York Giants fired coach Ben McAdoo and general manager
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Jerry Reese yesterday. Big Blues records horrible. John Marrack, co owner,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: said had to go. It became more and more apparent
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: that we were going to have to do something at
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: the end of the season. So we talked about why
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: prolonger any longer? Why why not just get it done now? Yeah,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: the Big Blues record was actually two and ten, so
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: that was kind of bad. The Giants record was so bad.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: But McAdoo also sent a lot of fans bloods boiling
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: when he benched Eli Manning. That's got the twenty minutes
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: after the Hour and we have Eugene the Butterfly coming up.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve introduced,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Jason introduced, you know butterfly, very good. We're not gonna
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: do we'rena today, go ahead, very good. Today we're going
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: to play um myself and out meals Christmas side okay
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: is a very going the people really life and so
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: here it is. Thank you has come to damn it
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: was the knife for Christmas. I'll do the loot. Me
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: and my boy trying to feel real, ring up down,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: how to keep it real on the Christmas? And now
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: you don't I knows, rubber don't, won't know. Fight I didn't,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I really was. It ain't no true, I don't when
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: you called y'all without not ataria brand new bite rabbit
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  Speaker 1: in the bottom there what I like? Mommy and the
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: kidsen got the house and to go and the yails
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: and were now to put. Ain't you wait to hit
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: that Mac and cheese, color greens and black eyed peace
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  Speaker 1: the right to come on? We come taking white? So
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: what about the outsco Rubisque Doba, Dutch do rob hold
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  Speaker 1: of Hope, Battleship g I Joe connect foul. But what
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  Speaker 1: nothing better than a hungry hips and the clouds man
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  Speaker 1: I better can't I beget on my witness because I'll
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  Speaker 1: be damn if your spy My Christmas, I sank. Thank
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: you you teeded to being huge wine sat Jam'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: make you. Let's change all the way shot three, that's now,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I said three weir routers, guys stop? Why did you
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: just side? So you know what on the real right?
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Just right? Tell me? Do you like that? When did
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: you guys do that? We did it last year? Well,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I wrote it. I just did my part. So you
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: didn't write it. You've right, No, I didn't write it.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I cannot you know? All right? Coming up at thirty
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: four after the hour, guys comedy Roulette with the crazy
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: comedians on this show. I love comedy Roulette. You're listening
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Morning Show. It is time for comedy.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Let us plain it, Let us plain I go. He
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: had though test our comedy ability to give us five subjects.
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  Speaker 1: Put him on the wheel. Then the wheel wed stout,
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  Speaker 1: will do the damn thing. You don't care. That's very easy.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. I have a category. You
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: got the wheel cat All right, let's go alright. Number
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: one This makes me laugh. I don't know why. Number
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  Speaker 1: one girls with big heads, wow, hate all of you.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a hat for that? Number two? Number two
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  Speaker 1: this makes me laugh too. Busty women, same person. Number three?
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  Speaker 1: Number three, there we go, still get it, Get it?
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  Speaker 1: Steve High butt Man, read it right? Alad High asked
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: man who put this in there? Number four? All guys
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: who live alone. I love that one, all right? A
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Number five? You're doing too much at the funeral when
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: don't do half? Oh, okay, you're doing too much at
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: the funeral. When let me tell you when you're doing
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: too much at the funeral. You are doing too much
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: at the funeral when everybody else has gone and they're
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: folding up them damn chairs. Okay, you need to be
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: down when they're putting them chairs on the truck, and
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: you do. I'll tell you when you're doing too much
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: at the funeral, when you got the Paul barons when
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: all the pay and set. Okay, you're doing to day
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: a much Hi y'all gonna carry about. Somebody's gonna drop
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: this boy, somebody gonna fall, somebody drop yourn tell you,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I tell you, you're doing way too much when you're
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: up there at the cats get in your Holliday and
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: you're trying to climb in and you will let me
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: go with you, let me go with Yeah, come on,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: you're doing too much at the funeral when you're laying
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: up there and then you start straightening out his time
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: just suit yours on him for he don't know, he
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: don't care about that. This ain't Earl's funeral. Yeah, oh
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: day you who are you doing too much? We had
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: read of this big church and said I had to
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: die the community and let's play do it way too much?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: You know that nobody like him? Okay, okay, I got it.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: When you're doing way too much at the funeral, when
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: you come in with Devantage picture on some T shirt
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: and you're selling the man, yeah, way too much. Wow,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, you're doing too much at this damn funeral.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: You're sitting at the funeral mad, your arms crossed because
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: he died, he owed you much. You can't even enjoy
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: the same because he's died and owed you for hunted.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: You know you doing too much at the funeral right
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: the photo services over it ain't Oh you know I
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: went downstairs and made yourself a play every ain't sided. Yeah,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: you know you up there with a prease. There's people
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: away at the funder me tell you you're doing too
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: much at the field when you get to bitch wearing
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: and you didn't told everybody in that area that they
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: left your name just a way to dale much after?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steven, close it out. You know you do it?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Were too much after the funeral when you drive his
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: car to the grave. Uh no, he didn't call. All right,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: we'll be back and never time. He's prank phone call.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: four minutes after it. Today's Strawberry letter and it's a
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: good one. You do not want to miss it. But first,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: come on, nephew, tell me with the prank phone call.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: What you got? It's a toss up pick one from me? Man?
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: You know good in here? Well, I'm gonna go with
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: what's that on Raymond in the car? Classic? D you
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: get that's your favorite line. I can't come down there.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Best I can do for you I call it along.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Don't you come on? Take classes? Man? Shut your demn mouth. Hello, Hello, hey,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: who can you hear me? You're a ballad? Who's there?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: This Raymond? Speak up? I can't hear you. This is Raymond.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Man speak up. I can't hear you. Who is this Raymond? Raymond?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Raymond the rande is my sister to round the brother. Yes,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? Man? What's up? Somebody them broke
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: in the house, taking the house right now? I'm in
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: the hold on, hold on, hold on, man, damn, I
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: batter can here. What you're saying somebody that what somebody
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: them broken house? I whant to hear you're whispering because
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: they're in the house right now. I'm wait a minute,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. You're saying somebody there broken the hawk
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: when they steal in there? Somebody I'm broke in the house.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I'm getting the house now. Hold on, wait a minute.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: You're saying somebody that broke it to you, damn house
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: and they steal in there. Yes, what you're doing? See
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: nothing there? Why you ain't called the police. I'm in
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm trying to
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: get somebody to hold on, hold on, Well, I don't
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: know what to do. Then you're saying, somebody in post
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: in your damn house, white, not Okaya? Where do you
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: live at? Where you live at about thirty six street?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Because I'm a thirty two A hand? You know what?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Hold on after the call? Long? Wait? Wait, wait wait, man,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: you know what what? Wait a minute? Don't got them? Please,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: you've seen you to the hould somebody else you know
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: from the kid you and you're talking about. You don't
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: want them arrest it. We've got some illegal stuff. Don't
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: call nobody. Don't wait a minute? Wait wait, Nah, you're
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: saying hold on, you're saying, don't call the damn longs
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: you have to go to the house. Don't call week
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: they got it. That's a nis in the house or doing. Man,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: what you got? Man? You know what is bad? Do
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: you know what? You've seen your up in there? That's
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: probably while they're in the house. Now you have set
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: you up in the house. That's you in there there.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: That's I guarantee you that what you what you got
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: in there? And you know one man let me tell
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: you something. I'm gonna tell you the best thing to do,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: even doing the people in your house right now, you
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: need the jollers. Let me call man, you need to
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: let me call the day an low because I'm gona
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: tell you right now you can't get that. I'm gonna
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: but you know what, man, I'm gonna tell you. Don't
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: call you will say that now. I'm gonna tell you now,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I get called a loan, I can call a loon.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Hold on, I get my wife the call right now.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Don't call on the police. Don't call because it's too
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: much my wife. Don't go man, but I'm gonna tell
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: you something, honestly, I can't do it. Thank you down
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: for to go down there. Now. I'm gonna tell you something.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I could cut this food to the tell me don't
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: even call the damn low. You know what, man living here,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: call be honest with you. I'm i ain't gonna go
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: down there. I'm gonna tell you right there now, you
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: know what. The first thing I'm gonna tell you now, Now,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna take my down there first of us.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: They may be tapping my damn lying and I ain't
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: got to do with this you're gonna get, man, I
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: can call it no. I want one. Maybe look go
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: ahead and call them because you know what, You're gonna
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: get your kill down there and they don't know who
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: you are. Man, you know what, And I ain't gonna
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: stay on this one with you so they can find that.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: You know what, going north, it's like, call it lot.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I ain't getting that. I ain't man, you must get
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Dadpool ain't gonna get that one. So I'm gonna tell
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: you what you can do. Dot. I call it low
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: after they had my wife right now, you know what.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: You may not like it now, but you appreciate me
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: later because you know what. You have to get your
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: month head. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, just west,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I think, I think, man, you know what? This is
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: some crazy dot you to set your um say nothing.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to shoot up for one. Don't get
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: a damn low, damn fool. You better keep your month
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: hads in that closet. I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: you're a damn fool. You walk out because imnna tell
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: you not. They show gonna kill your stupid man. You
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: know what, I ain't gonna lie to you. Man. The
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: only thing I can tell you. Damn, I'm called a law.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: You're gonna go down, and I'm gonna tell you not.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: I ain't going down with I don't know why you
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: really even call me unless you want to help, because
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain't to jump
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: in the eyes myself nor my damn family will your
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: only thing I could do. I can help you out
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: in one way. I'm called a law. Now. My wife's
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: gotta selph on what you want me to do? Get me?
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: You must be a damn boo. I'm not ain't going down,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: but I ain't going you know what. Man? Look look
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I can't get in there, and my wife did not
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: to call the police. I'm gonna tell you right now.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: They couldn't calm. Can you can you hear me? I
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: can hear you your damn mouth shut up? Shut? Can
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: you shut your damn mouth right now? Can you hear me?
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Shut out? I don't know what the hone. That's why
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: you don't shoot the shot and don't peek out that
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: damn dope. Did I say something? Man? You need to
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: shift your damn most. This is Nephew timing from the
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning show. You know what you just I
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: prank by many just y'all some dirty I do dare well, Man, dog,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your boy. Wind down, Man,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I'm sweating like hey, sit up in this damn hugged withdrawals. Ooh, man,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: you sit up here. I want to play with man.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Look at here, boy, I'm sweating like here. Why are
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: you sweating? It was for the because I damn stunt
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: wants to come down to the house. That's the show.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I know you aren't coming to I heard it in
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: your voice. I say, Okay, you know what. He ain't
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: coming to get me. Man, I'm gonna be here right now. Man,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I might need to take off the word board. Hey,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something, man, what is the baddest
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land. K't be nobody but the
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's Morning Show that you Tom. He's crazy. I
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: don't know what you did got some people down there
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: what they're looking for. I can't get involved in this.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I can't come down there. I can call baby, call
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: you want me callecause I can't come. I can't get
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: in bombed. I think that's why we love it so much,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: because you can get a vision. Dude sitting on the
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: edge of the bed in his drawing. This ain't none
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: but my uncle talking to this dude. He won't to
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: help him, but he no, he can't go down. Involved
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: in it. He in it. He's in it all the way.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: That's fun. I can't go down. I'm not coming down,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: said his best baby. When you're do you have a
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: new CD coming out? Oh my god, shout like you
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: said it Walmart? Walt? What am I not? What? I'm
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: stupid because you can't because you can't walk at you, Bob.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: You know you got that play so het what else
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: I'm about to play down? Won't he do it? Brank
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: c D? Oh my god, it's in Walmart, over four
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: hundred different Walmarts. Won't he do it? Prank c D.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: It's the best stocking stuff. But you can get get
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: yours today. Won't hold of mane you call it? Won't
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: he do it? I call it? Won't he do it?
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Hold man? It's church pranks. It's all church prank down.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: You don't thank you, old Junior. You're a little bit
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I won't he do it? For Julian? You know who
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: does makes it famous? Who made it famous? Voice? They
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: won't he do it? Prank Phone Call c D is
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: in Walmart today, be a great stock and stuff for
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: this year for sims. Get your copies that over four
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: hundred Walmart. Tommy's all new prank c D and you're welcome,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, sir. Where can we all about
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: the DAYMN race? Right after that? Coming up today's Strawberry
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: letter right after this you're listening to show. The race
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: is tomorrow. Mm hmmm, the races between Junior and Tommy
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: seventy five yard Day. It's gonna be on the lot
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: of NBC. Yes, yes, you already have the space and everything.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go working out today. They're real challenging people, Tommy,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: what's your record and everything? And all of its Sanders
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: pretty he's pretty convinced and he got a lot of
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: take us on his side with this. So let me
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: explain something, y'all. What happened was it started last year
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: when we I was doing the bike Challenge to raise
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: money for the foundation. We had to tread meal in
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: there and we got to setting it up on the
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: speed or the top speed on this twelve on this
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: particular model was twelve miles per hour and so you know,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not really able to do that anymore. So I
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: ran on it for eight seconds, six maybe six to
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: eight seconds, cops, and I had to stop, you know,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: because I felt delf tearing and pulling and splitting and opening,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: and I felt water and more, you know, just coming
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: out of places. It's just at six I was actually
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: starting to come apart at the five second mall. So
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Junior Tommy got on there ran Tommy is a runner.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Though Timmy is a runner, nobody knows anything about Junior
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: at all. And Junior got on there and he had
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: a cell phone and some keys and a loose pair
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: of sweat paying and he was running in Nike ass
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: very blocking shoot. And Junior's form didn't look good. The
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: keys and the phone was running fast. So everybody kind
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: of saw that. So the bet is now tomorrow, seventy
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: five yard dash between Nephew, Tommy and Junior at NBC Universal.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I will feel it. The bet is two thousand dollars.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Junior and Tommy lost a forty yards. Now he want
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: to run longer, well, he needs more. Turn was over
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: too fast. It is all right, It's time to get
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: to this letter. We'll talk about this later and we're
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: taking new bets. Take it to the letter. You know what,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: A lot of people said that till the latter we
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: go alright, alright, we gotta put you here. It is
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, Tommy Bead. Steve subject, forty
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: seven years old and never been tested. Good morning, Stephen Shirley.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I am here in Vegas alone and there is something
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: weighing on my heart. So I decided to write in.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: I've been talking to a man for about a month.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I really like this guy, and we connected immediately. I
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: am fifty three and he is forty seven. The getting
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: to know us phase has turned up some issues, but
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: since they won't harm or hurt me, I can compromise.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: The thing that brought us to a halt is his
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: refusal to be tested for HIV. He says he never
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: has and never will. How are some of us still
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: stuck on stupid and afraid of being tested? Really? I
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: have tried everything to help him see that this is
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: something he should do for himself. We're in Georgia, and
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it makes a difference, being in
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: the Bible Belt and all, but it breaks my art
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: because this is a deal breaker. For me. Do you
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: think there is anything I can do to urge him
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: to get tested? Thanks in advance for any advice. Even
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: though it's only been a month. It is painful pulling
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: away from him, real painful. I think this is a
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: lot after only a month. Uh so much other stuff, um,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: you know, to talk about after only a month of dating.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: But since we're talking about it, I'll say this to you.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Sorry that you should have to, but you can get
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: over the pain. You say. It's going to be really
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: painful pulling away from him. Time. It takes time, and
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: time will heal all those wounds. And because since this
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: is a deal breaker for you, this relationship after only
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: a month is apparently has apparently run its course, I
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: would say again, I still think it's a bit early
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: for all of this. But um, if you've asked him,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: if you've told him how important it is to you,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: how it will make you feel if he did it,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: If you've made it a requirement, as Eve so often says,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: and he still refuses to get tested, then stick to
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: your guns. Um. You have every right to want what
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: you want, um and get it. Um, you like him,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: but if he's uncompromising. You've mentioned in your letter that
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: you've compromised on some things that won't harm or hurt you,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: and he's uncompromising on this. If he won't take an
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: HIV test, uh, something that will make you happy and
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: secure about his health, then you have to be with
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: someone who will. To me, it's just that simple. Again,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I'll say this. I still think it's a bit early
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: to even have that discussion. Uh. Not that you shouldn't
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: have it, but I think it's a little early, Steve, Okay, Chel,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry I have to disagree with you one on this.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's too early at all. I think
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: this is a very important conversation. I think they have
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: to have this conversation now it's been thirty days. She's
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: really liking this guy, and this is obviously trying to
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: get made to move in another direction. This is a
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: real simple conversation. This ain't a conversation about marriage and none,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: which they should be having that conversation too. Because you're
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: fifty three years old, he's forty seven. You ain't got
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: time for new games. Do you would look for us
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: to move forward? Are you willing to get tested? Now? Never? Have?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Never will? That's ignorance at its highest level. This is
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: about education. This is about knowing your status. This is
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: about staying healthy, staying alive. This is about your life.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: This is about the risk and safety of everyone involved
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: other than yourself. What you're meeting now is a man
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: who doesn't care what you think or want, and it's
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: only concerned about his own self. I never have, I
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: never will. That's an amazing statement for anybody to make.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: And God bless you for having this conversation so early,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: because this conversation is needed by more people before they
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: have sex than to wait until after they have sex.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: And that's the problem in a lot of communities. We
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it. We don't want to know. Well.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: I own the hand, on the other hand, would love
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: to know if that was something wrong with me so
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: I could address the issues. If you've met a man
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: who doesn't want to know what's wrong with him, then
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: he doesn't care about what's wrong with you. Very good,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Very good, And I'll be And the funny bone is
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: in there. I'm not saying that she should never have
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: the discussion. I never said that. I just think you
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: know it's a little earlier. You have ninety days. Just
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: my opinion. This is the conversation that they have to
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: have now it's about HIV testing. Absolutely, I agree with you.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: You don't want to have a conversation at right want
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: you it's thirty You got another thirty, You got another thirty?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: You can you can mix it in there. We gotta go.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: You're listening to even show? All right, Steve, come on
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: with part two of your response to today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: What you got forty seven years old and never been tested? Steve,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: this fifty three year old woman meant this wonderful man
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: who's forty seven. Uh, you know, they've getting to know
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: each other. That turned up a couple of issues. But
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: the thing that brought him to a halt is his
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: refusal to be tested for HIV. He says he never
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: has and he never will. Uh. The ladies really stuck
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: on this because she's going, how in two thousand twelve
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: are we still stuck on stupid and afraid of being tested? Really?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I've tried to get him to see this, Uh what
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: she says. We're in Georgia, and I don't know if
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: that makes a difference being in the Bible Belt at all. No,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: No ignorance is everywhere. Ignorance is up north out west. No,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: it has nothing to do with the Bible Belt. It's
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: just some people are just like you say, stuck on stupid.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Do you think there's anything I can do to urge
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: him to get tested? Okay, here's all I can think of.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: If you want to continue to see me, if you
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: want to ever be with me, then we have to
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: go get tested. Period. That's all it is to it.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: There is no other way to get resolved in this matter.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: And I want you to understand, ladies, that will work
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: in most cases if the man is really feeling you. Now,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: after man ain't feeling you, he can't get tested, and
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: he will get whether you stay or go. But if
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: he really wants you to stay, he gonna do everything
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: and it's power to prevent you from going. So, even
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: though it's only been a month, it's painful pulling away
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: from him, real painful. I got that. I got that.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: But let me tell you what to hurt even more.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: If you go to the doctor and the doctor tells
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: you you've now tested positive, I can assure you that
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: will hurt you far more than the pulling away part
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: from him. Right now, you cannot afford to play with
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: this issue. This is a serious issue. Take a swab.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Don't blame the stupidity on now see we gotta go.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: You can email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter at my girl, surely, and please do
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: not forget that. This Thursday we will be live with
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter live after show on Facebook. Okay on Facebook,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Meet me there one pm Eastern Time. Alright, switching gears,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: get ready? Scientists want to take the sparkle out of
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: life on one more time show before how y'all getting
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Ready tomorrow on the NBC lot. I will record it.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: It gets Tommy. They're betting two thousand dollars? Can I
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: get in on this bet? Everybody on the show has
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: been on tom Well, you know, let's let's let's talk
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: about that for a quick secon. How is it that
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: these people that are bed ain't on me, ain't even
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: kin to me, but the person that I'm kin to
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: goes another direction away from me. Well, I actually wants
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: to put up some money. Uh yeah, get out of
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: this one. No, I ain't trying to get out of me. No,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, but how you against me? I ain't give you.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: I hope you do well. Kind of sounds like you're
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: against well I am. I care what you think. It
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: sounds like, yeah, I don't killing about all that with
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: your blood. Yeah, if you were jumping on it, you know,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: I had to go on side with Tom. But Junior
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: ain't jumping on Junior race. I just want to get
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: shot off a treadmill though, you know. But dog, I
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: just gotta be the one that locked our house. I
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: want to bed fire hunting on it. I'm gonna beat it.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat on you at least by te. What
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: did you run with, Dian He didn't look like you
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: were running at all? Prime house? You mean, what did
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: he show up to be a foot rape? He didn't
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: look like it looked like a fighter jet was lined
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: up with a mosquito, right man? People still watching that
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: on YouTube? Still watching it? Okay, So but okay, and
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I think the race should be he really wants us
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: to have you really want to put some money on videotaping.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: But let the house better, let me be the house.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: You take all the money, right af just take he
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: let you get it over? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: come over that when you're right now, hold on, show
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: what you want to do with that. Well, one of
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: the reasons, Junior, you know I love you, but I've
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: just never seen Do you want to take that talking
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: about Yeah we're older, you know this. This is Tommy's
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: think Tommy life. Talk about all that he do, uh
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: huh all the time. That's what you talk about. That's
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: what I do. I do this. I just that's what
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: you do all of that. Okay, I don't I like that.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Dude got the most. But you ask anybody about me, Okay,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I bet you want to ask Brand Bright who brand
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Brand Brand is his assistant? Yeah, okay, you're Bryan and Race.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, I'm not worried, but I'll tell you
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: what time, which one we are, and how many years
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: between you guys. You guys are ten years apart? Years?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh eleven, that's right, Junior. Yeah, I'm sixty.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: That's why you hear me saying nothing. You say, damn,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be so fast. I'm name what you might
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: keep up we come back. It could get ugly. Yeah,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: it could all right, coming up in forty one after
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: the hour. Stuff that people will eat hot cold or
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: three days old, right, all right, I don't know about
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: that three days yes, you will? What you ain't heard him?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Heard him? He always you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: All right, Jay, stuff that people will eat hot cold
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: or three days old? Was the first day he hot
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: to cold? Three days old? Kicking? Okay? But first yeah,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: the second we can change bit. Two days I'm a
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: too there, man. If there's chicken in the how long
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Mica Wade kill all that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, how the
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: cold for three days? Time? Is lunch tomorrow tomorrow after
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: race something? Eight times hot cold? Or three days yet?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: One tell me? Yeah, yeah, I gotta put it out there.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Color green, ain't gonna green, that's right, cold color green,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: color three day old? Color green. I'm telling you making
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: that face. Mica Wade kill all the Jerry, but I've
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: never had him cold though. Oh man, what's chopped up
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: onions and tomatoes cold? Yeah? I'm not with okay, like
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: hell yeah, peanut butter? Hello? Hello, he hold of three
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: days old? French? Not three days Jake. I don't know
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: what from you is actually falling away after three days now,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: that's when they crunch you on the store and it
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: is muny and die. That's when they get that crush.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: You know. I'll tell you what I hold three days
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: old Tommy's dinner tomorrow, up to bed, come holding three
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: days old chicken nuggets? All right, cold a three day
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Oh uh? Junior? Second say on medicine, I hate wow. Wow,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: that's trash talking at the moment. Yeah, that was horrible.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: You eat. I mean, I don't talk condition. I don't
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: say you have said that might make you sick. Junior,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. He just bring that up. Say nothing. No,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: you're little short legs out trying to run SETI five
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: to Steve or something. Okay, okay, okay, man, So let's
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: go and figure this out. Junior got two thousand on it.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: You didn't match the two thousand. I just got five
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: hunted on it because I'm the only one on the
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: morning show this pulling for Junior. Okay, I'll tell you
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: what your Mississippi Monica Minica said she was gonna put
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: some money on it. She changed it to no, no, no,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: she changed would do the money was so high? Yeah, okay, No,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: she just in for five dollars. That's cool. Can you
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: put vote dollars on it? No? No, you're not. I mean,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: you can't even round it up to five? All right, Tommy, Tommy,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: let me just ask five thousand, wow wow, But granted
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: five thousand and forty yards and forty yard five? Is
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: that what he ran with? That's what I'm said, That's
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: what I want to do. Y'all really gonna pay one another?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: The loser I'm gonna bringing I'm bringing straight cash. I'm
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: bringing cash, straight cash, five thousand for the yard dash.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: I'll hold the cash. But let me just say something
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: to here with this bit. Let's go back with this
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: just by he got quiet. First of all, hold on,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: hold on you because we have been saying, santif your Tommy,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: do you agree to a fort yard day? Now we're
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: gonna go sixty? Why not for the time? Why not?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: For we're gonna go sixty? You're right beyond and afford
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't fast it done. We're gonna go
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: six and let me open it, Timmy, Why won't you
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: do forty? Because he's skid? Well, why did he change?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: And syne you're not asking him why he went from?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: And why did you because our old ass don't need
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: to run there? For nobody has a time trial don't
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Sidy has a time trial out ran a sidney five right?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: The time trials don't make it fitty. We're gonna make
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: it fifty afforded yard dash? Is what time speed? Fifty is?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: What it is? Junior? No, No, it's making Junior's voice
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: won't be able to hear you down to think about
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: it is it's a forty yard dad, that's what right?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Pick of it? That's true? Five thousand dollars. And the
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: boy said, yes, no, no, what is he scared? I'm five?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Either way you go, so you ain't don't know we're
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: doing ten more yards? What is that gonna prove? If
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: what you wanted you want three most seconds of being back,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: then what I want most seconds of making you look bad?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: We're going fifth in junior fifty yard dash? Five thousand dollars,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars for each everything. Can I just say I'm
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: new here. There ain't no joke, right y'all? Absolutely not
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: a joke. It's not a game. I'm gonna show up.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be right, not dumb behinded me. Oh ji side,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: this is this is it five? It's gonna be on
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: the universal lot. It's gonna be back there where they
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: shoot movies. I'm gonna go back there and market off
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: market all fifty yards five thousand dollars there it is.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: That's too high. I'm gonna take my fifty dollars back
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: off the table. It was five hunt. Wait what you know,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: I'm a professional that this sheley don't question though. How
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: about one okay wait wait yeah, one more Room Street shoes.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: I like that. I like that. All listen coming up
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Have a stress free
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: holiday season. Well, I can't believe you're gonna pay for
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: my Christmas things for my sickle sale parent. I can't
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: pay for that back. I want to thank you on
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: behalf back. Thank you sir. You're listening to Steve Morning Show.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Have a
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: stress free holiday season. That's Tommy. But this five thousands
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: is now going to each one of you as foundations.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Absolutely it should go to chair, even it's Tommy's and
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: your tears hope, tears hope you're gonna be hop Yeah, can't, can't.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Can I just say this, can't a little bit of
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: money just be taken out to mess around. Just go
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: to the strip club or something, you know, man, you know,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: make it rain, just a little bit of make it rain, like,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: get somebody to do something for the Jakes, get your
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: run with it. Run it ain't never gonna for you,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna. I didn't want to see that. I don't
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: want to see two friends go at it like that.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: It's what's gonna happen. The racist Wensday Thursday gonna be
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: tenching up in the show. Thursday is gonna be Steve
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: with somebody else and then will be posted on Steve
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Harvey dot com. How about you can go yeah, the
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: ones because of the custing that's going to take place,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: I can't. I will say this, Junior. You're sounding more
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: and more confident. Yeah, yeah, it's amazing to me. I'm
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: listening to down. Let me tell you to put you down,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: but I'll tell you what Shirley pet had your day
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: of philis hurt. I'm not Yes, Steve, Shirley for real.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: I think you're going to be surprised. Well, I'm saying, Junior,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: sounding more and more confident. I've never heard you talk
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: about racing. You all have not done is you all
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: have not added in and factored the think? Does anybody
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: want me to factor it for you in the age. Okay, wait,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: hold on, before you do that, I'm gonna ask you this, Steve,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: have you seen Junior race or run or anything? Okay,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: A just one. But I haven't seen Tommy race either.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Up he looked about damn there as good as I
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: would have moved that. Okay, So go ahead with your
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: factoring in. Here's the deal. This is the part that
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: you're not understanding. And what Tommy never factors in. With
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: all of the bets he makes, Tommy does not factor in.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: This is not in his mind. This is an actuality.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Tommy is fifty. He doesn't even have the quickness that
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: he had seven years ago when Dion sand has mopped him.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: I don't like this. I'm talking about marked him. Seven
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: years after this, he doesn't even understand. He went to
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: his boys track practice and Tommy had been on the
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: track by himself, just running as a fifty yell. When
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: them when the boys got out there and put that
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: thing on tom Tommy discovered these dudes is blazing fast.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: See me get running by yourself that when you was
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: literally used to run down the street and look at
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: the cracks in the sidewalk going by real you went, Wow,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fast until you ran Dwhite Hill Mojoe
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: White Luck Floyd Well and you find and that's what's
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: gonna happen to Tommy. What you all do not understand
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: is Junior played football in Texas and was ranked really
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: really high and was famous for his speed. And how
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: long ago was that? Don't worry, but hello it it
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: was probably pro probably twenty two years ago. Okay, probably
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: twenty two years ago. But see, Tommy, you ain't recognized
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: for your speed, and that's been more than years ago. Okay,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: they're trying to get in your head now. I don't
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: want my question. I don't want my question. Can we
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: call Dion and see who you put his money on?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Oh he did, yeah, because he said he hadn't seen
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: me run none of that, you know, which is cool,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: which is what everyone. Let me just tell you, like this,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: all I've been doing is overcoming ours. You think I
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: that's all I do. That's all I do. Not gonna
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: you can't leave it on the sideline. I hold up
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: tim and hold up that LUs. He can't take the
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: sick got he got the I want other kids would
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: sit and sell to watch this and say you know
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: what I can do. I didn't do that. Wow, boy,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: this boy, I don't understand what I'm running for. Man,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: I ain't running for me. I'm not running for me.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: You're running for I should appreciate you and then let
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: me tell you something else? Can I say something else? Yeah?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: The reason I've I've been on sick people because you
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: might not have to pay it. What Steve Harvey can
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: take that back? Take that back? Keep crazy you someone
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: and you start and supported written race, but I can't
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: relate and let the joke right up thick me because
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: you might not have never ceased to amaze me. Steve Harding,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: al Right, we have more of the Steve More of
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: Love the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming on right after this.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Say that's funny. Damn you guys, that was funny that
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right? Uh, alright,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed right now? What do we don't? All right, Steve,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you said what you said last break.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: We're gonna just let it rise and you might have
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: to might not have to pay him. I mean, should
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: you want his money to go to his funeral? Yeah?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: On your face. Junior just told the whole story. You
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: really like that, you had big dog support, right, you do.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: But see, let me explain I'm to you already. No,
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: Junior gonna beat Tommy just because of the age thing. Huh.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: It's the age and the way they run. Tommy is
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: a runner, Junior's a sprinterer. That's two different to different people. Here,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: runners is four hundreds and up. That's what Tommy do.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Tommy ain't never ran no forty sixty hundred to twelves.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Tommy can beat him in a distance. But tom but
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: from right here to right there, he ain't gonna be
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: able to get you. And Tommy's quickness is nowhere near
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: what do you think it is. That's the point I'm
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: going to prove to him. But what happened is once
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: I get out once thing they go. Once we're out there,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: Once Tommy first three steps, he's gonna still be looking down.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: We go. See, man, he's not gonna and Tommy don't
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: do well. We're coming back. What do you mean from
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: behind me? Tommy not to comeback guy, come from behind? No, no, no, no, no,
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: that ain't what he do. Having different attitude if he
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: loses the race. Yes, that's what we're doing. That you
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: don't know Tommy very well. Oh, he's actually to speak
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: to you or anyone else on this show for at
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: least three weeks, which is gonna give me more inspiration
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: what he's Oh, he will look at you. He's not
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: a good loser, right, Uh, you snatching and and he
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: holds onto it for a long he agreed that I cannot.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: And it's hard to get him to pay I'm gonna
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: just be real with y'all. Hard to get him to
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: pay it. Yeah, he'll come in, he'll look at you.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: You speak to him. You think he's any of his
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: characters that are fast? I mean, I'm like, isn't Eugene
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: knock Me over? Said that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Eugene is
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: knock me man. But I thought he was. And that
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: fast need, I mean yeah, that can slow you down.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: That's all I meant by that. You ain't never seen nobody,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: nobody knock Need ever ran a foe three for nobody. Hey, y'all,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: listen to me. I don't want Tommy Junior is going
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: to collect his money and it's not gonna be good. Well,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: this is what you need to do. You need to
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: get the money. Let someone me hold the money. Tommy
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: not gonna have his five. Alum, what I'm saying before
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: the race, Before the race, you need to have the money.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: You gotta come to the race. What's your money? Just
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: say no, I'm gonna write you a check. No, okay, okay, okay,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: don't call. One's not fast, but it's pay and he's
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: gonna be mad if he loses. You said he's not
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: gonna bring his money. Yeah, man, No, no, Tommy's not
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: gonna have five. That's the first thing y'all need to understand. Well,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: then you're gonna have to put it up for him,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: Steve not putting up a damn all your idea. Don't
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: go to write an Oh no, but dog, he gonna
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: had to go get it. Well, good luck with that. No,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: he's gonna have to get it. But it's only gonna
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: make himself look bad because he just he'd ran his mouth.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: Tommy gonna lose the race. I'm just telling you, I
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: can't wait for we have to get him this. All right,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: You gonna lose your money right after this. My five
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: dollars gone kissing goodbye. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: All right. The stereotype of being single during the holidays
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: usually brings looks of pity from people, But really, really,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: it can be cool. It can if you're single. What
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: being single for the holiday? Yeah, and I'll look to people.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: You need to find somebody. I don't, don't. I'm telling
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: you you need to find some day by yourself. Wake up,
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: Oh Christmas day by yourself? Ain't no noise in another room? Wow? Okay,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: well there are There are a lot of things, junior,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: that single people can do that someone with a significant
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: other can't. How about that. Uh, I'm gonna tell you.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: Your time is your own for one thing. You have
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: that freedom. But guys, here are ways the singles have
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: it better during the holidays. Check it out, junior. There
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: are no fights waiting to happen. Yeah, that's a great thing.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: Or breakups. You know what. A lot of people break
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: up over the holidays. You don't have to worry about that.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: Can't break up if you ain't gotten no more. Yeah, okay,
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: here's another one. You don't have to buy a lot
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: of gifts. Think about it. You ain't okay, I'm just
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: looking at the bright side of this. Uh, there are
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: no mandatory spouse holiday parties you have to attend to
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: stow me. You don't have to sell the house. Okay,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: here's another one. You don't have to choose which family
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: you're going to celebrate with. There's always a fight about that,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, but you need to find somebody's house though.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: And then here's a good one. New Year's Eve. You
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: can go into two thousand eighteen focusing all on you. Okay,
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: you ever brought in the New Year's by yourself? When
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: when you do, when you do blowing that horn, don't
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: nobody here, nobody here. You can focus on just yourself
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: breaking in the new year. Okay, but you couldn't do
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: that the year before because you still buy your We're
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: looking at the positive side of being single state, that's all. No,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: there's there's no positive. No, you don't think you need
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: to find somebody. I remember the first time we moved Atlanta.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: First time I didn't go home when I moved Atlanta,
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: al Right, when I woke up and there was nothing
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: nothing I called home. I heard all that joy and
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: laughter and getting passed around on the phone. Ain't fun.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: Who is that? All the damn questions I'm coming in?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: Who is that? Let me talk to you? Coming in?
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: What y'all doing it? Now? Who is that? Who is that? Now?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: Is that the doubt? What baby? Is that? What y'all
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: look at that? You don't want to do that? I
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: like all of that. You like being by yourself during
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: the holidays, So Jack, listen, listen, listen, listen. That's what
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: it sounds, That's what I'm ting. Okay, Christmas morning is
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: like what at your house? Listen? Let me listen. Don't
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: you just love that? No? Pots Ratlings listen again? Maybe
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: hit Who is that joint? You got to be lonely?
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Pots Radling? No, No, it's no Let you hear it again. Listen,
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: not a damn thing you love it? No company at all?
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: Come to my house. You ain't in the neighborhood because
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna let you in. You know that I'm
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: just in the neighborhood when you outside because you didn't
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: coming in. All right, we'll be back to wrap up
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: the show with just one more thing or last break
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: of the day. Who was that, Junior or Tommy? That
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: was somebody you're listening to? Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: we are with the last break of the day. Just
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: one more thing. It's tomorrow. You got something I'm saying, man, Well,
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell you. Man, are you asking? Junior?
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna I'm gonna beat there. I'm gonna have my cash.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: I'll be ready. That's all I got to stop? What? What? What?
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: What type of sneakers you wear? I got some rung shoes,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: I got some night Okay, Okay, why I don't I've
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: only known Tommy from coming on showing me. So he's
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: not gonna have the He's gonna be mad, and he's
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: gonna lose the race. He's not gonna be mad unless
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: he loses. Sure, here's a problem. Tommy can't beat Junior
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: in a sprint. Timmy could beat Junior running, but he
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: can't beat Junior in a sprint. Well, then why did
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: I wonder why he agreed to Because he's stupid? Because
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: Tommy thinks that's why we take the bed. I just
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: want Jay to know Steve how Tommy is when he
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: gets mad. Ok you gotta explain your nephew, because all right,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: all right, Jay, first of all, let me do this.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: Tommy is much greater in his own mind than he acts.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: We had a plane to catch, by the way. Yeah,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: so this is frees me up to just go on INTI.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: Tommy is much greater in his own mind, I mean
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: far in a way. He thinks way more of him
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: self than anybody else. I'm always gonna say, and that's
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: not necessarily a bad thing. You should be confident. You
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: should love yourself when you let those thoughts get from
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: with out the inner you. Once you let it come
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: out how you feel about yourself, then open up yourself
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: to criticism. And oh no the hell you ain't you
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: agree to five now, Junior, Because Tommy runs more than
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: all of us on the show put together, always going
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: out running. I'm going to run. I gotta good these
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: miles and I'm gonna do six miles and then I'm
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: go eas some fried chicken is um and ice cream.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: Get it back. Okay. That type of logic has always
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: like throwing me off. That's why Tommy look has never
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: changed since you have known him. Tommy has looked the
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: exact same. Is that Steve, you've known? What is that?
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: He just looks the same. He just say what it is?
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: He just looks like a life size turtle. What a
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: life size turtle? He looks like looks like turtle. He
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: looks like the dude on the wax bottle. Get the
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: turtle wax bottle and hold it up and look at
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the side and tell me they ain't who
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: that is. Jay. He's going to be mad. He's don't
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: come in here expecting him to say to you. If
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: he wins, how is Tommy going to be a mouth
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: running man? And we cannot afford that o hell now.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: But if he loses, man, here comes the excuses. Then
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: he gonna shut down the brooding Tommy. Then then then
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: he's gonna actually turn on those who voted for him
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: being number one. Oh yeah, he's gonna turn on Shirley
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: so fast because he gonna be mad at Shirley for
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: voting for him. And then because Shirley gonna won't want
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: to know why she didn't get home fired. Where's her money?
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: Because you are off in her shoe money now, So
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: Shirley gonna have attitude. Calor gonna have a show up.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: He's gonna kick his car and see Mississippi Monica who
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: voted on Junior. She gonna make a couple of statements
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: to make him just want to complete suicide and your loss.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: But she she changed and went with Tommy on. She
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: didn't how could ask me that high? And you got
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: all that air, You ain't gotta muscle it out and
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: push your feet around. It's going to be ugly if
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: he loses Jay and Tomorrow, Folks, listen to me, he
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: is going to lose. Don't expect him to come up
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: to the J Spot and do a night like I
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: almost got him moved at the J Spot. So if
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: he loses, that's that's not gonna happen. Forget about it. Yeah,
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen because he came facing people go on,
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: how to hear you? Let June I beat you run
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna come that night. George Wallace, George Wallace
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• 1:36:33
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• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: a little slow coming out to kitchen, But once you
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: get him, they're real good. Good now they are good.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: They are good. They got a full barn yet everything
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: drinks alcohol to drink Mommum, Mama, the to drink mom
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: and Steve. Tommy was a little salty with you because
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: you are his uncle. By the way, Yeah he knows
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: I've been his uncle. It is ain't nothing new. I've
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: been his uncle for fifty years. What I got to do? Well,
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: he wanted you to vote on him and not go
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: against him. I ain't ever voted on him. You put
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: your money on Prime when Yeah, I told him. I
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: told him not to go down. Now you don't understand. Oh,
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: he was talking so much trash. He really thought he
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: could eat. Yes, he was. I mean really it was.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: It was not even pretty man. Yeah, he was wiping
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: dust all out of his he was happy. It was crazy.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be told him not to go to Dion's
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: boys called him and say, hey, man, crush, just dude
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: talking all this smack on this radio show. He ain't
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: even an athlete, all right. See take us home. Tomorrow's
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: a day, tomorros a day Tommy and Jr. Race. I
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: got all mine on June. See y'all the next day. Hey,
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: have a great weekend. And you'll be saying Mr Timmy
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: the rest of the year. And this is a sad
• 1:38:07
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