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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all but.
- 0:09Speaker 3: All at all, So.
- 0:12Speaker 4: Don't given them.
- 0:15Speaker 1: A million bus busy.
- 0:24Speaker 3: Listening to.
- 0:26Speaker 4: To I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you don't you.
- 1:06Speaker 5: Love?
- 1:06Speaker 3: You gonna turning.
- 1:41Speaker 1: To turn up turn you probably got to turn the mouth,
- 1:45Speaker 1: the turn out the water the morning up looking.
- 1:55Speaker 4: Come come out.
- 1:59Speaker 2: You'll think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
- 2:05Speaker 6: You are listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
- 2:08Speaker 6: one and only Steve Hardy got a radio show. Okay,
- 2:12Speaker 6: today is simple. I want to tell you. I want
- 2:18Speaker 6: to just talk to you about effort today. Just about effort.
- 2:25Speaker 6: You know, it's it's it's it's a word that people
- 2:28Speaker 6: use to describe sometimes trying. But what I found out
- 2:33Speaker 6: about trying is trying is just a noble way of
- 2:37Speaker 6: saying you didn't get it done. I tried when and
- 2:43Speaker 6: then everybody go, well, he tried, that was the best.
- 2:47Speaker 6: Well that's that's not.
- 2:48Speaker 2: Exactly true though, that that's that's not exactly true.
- 2:52Speaker 6: You are and I want to talk to you about
- 2:55Speaker 6: that because I don't want you to be one of
- 2:57Speaker 6: the people who just tried.
- 3:00Speaker 2: See trying, I mean, I gotta tell you to attempt something.
- 3:06Speaker 6: You're gonna have to first try, but I want you
- 3:09Speaker 6: to change your mindset from trying to getting it done. See,
- 3:15Speaker 6: that's a big difference. I'm really more apt to listen
- 3:19Speaker 6: to the person that says to me, I'm gonna get
- 3:21Speaker 6: it done. I'm gonna try. What try does is it
- 3:25Speaker 6: allows you to fail. It's the person that has the
- 3:28Speaker 6: mindset that I'm gonna get it done. It's the person
- 3:31Speaker 6: who changes the complexion of things. I'm gonna get it done.
- 3:36Speaker 6: It's very different than I'm gonna try.
- 3:39Speaker 2: You know.
- 3:39Speaker 6: Look, man, I know this sounds a little harsh, but
- 3:42Speaker 6: you gotta stop feeding yourself these little old wise sayings
- 3:47Speaker 6: that ain't it was a valiant tried. Hey man, you
- 3:51Speaker 6: talk to anybody that took second place in the super
- 3:55Speaker 6: Bowl and see how they feel about their valiant try.
- 3:58Speaker 2: The only way.
- 4:01Speaker 6: To gain God's real blessings is you have to try something. Steve,
- 4:08Speaker 6: you backpedaling, Now, listen to me close. You have to
- 4:14Speaker 6: put forth an effort to allow God to put his
- 4:20Speaker 6: finger on something to bless on your behalf. You must
- 4:26Speaker 6: start to attempt now in saying getting it done, and
- 4:30Speaker 6: I'm gonna try.
- 4:32Speaker 2: That's a different of two different faiths to me that
- 4:36Speaker 2: I'm just talking about me.
- 4:37Speaker 6: Now, you may be different, so I can't say this
- 4:40Speaker 6: about you, but I can say this about me. If
- 4:44Speaker 6: I say I'm gonna get it done, I have a
- 4:48Speaker 6: lot of faith in it. I am going to get
- 4:53Speaker 6: it done because I just don't see failure as an option.
- 4:56Speaker 6: A lot of times now, if somebody says to me,
- 5:00Speaker 6: like the Olympic team invited me out to curl one day,
- 5:04Speaker 6: which is throw these stones on the ice. If you're
- 5:06Speaker 6: not familiar with it's very simple thing. And so I said, man,
- 5:12Speaker 6: I'd like to give that a try. I went in
- 5:17Speaker 6: full well knowing I may not come away from this
- 5:20Speaker 6: little curling lesson as a person.
- 5:25Speaker 2: Who could make the Olympic team. I just wanted to
- 5:27Speaker 2: try it because I thought it looked cool.
- 5:29Speaker 6: And I always wanted to get it done. When I
- 5:31Speaker 6: failed twice, I threw a stone completely into the other lane,
- 5:37Speaker 6: I lost that little ice shoe. It shot out under me.
- 5:41Speaker 6: But you know what, I kept trying though. I kept
- 5:45Speaker 6: trying until I got four of them stones in that
- 5:48Speaker 6: circle right where I aim. But now had I given
- 5:52Speaker 6: up after I fail? After I threw that stone in
- 5:56Speaker 6: the other lane after I shot my shoe down all
- 5:59Speaker 6: the way to the bottom side, the little ice shoe
- 6:01Speaker 6: they give you. I never did it, but because I
- 6:04Speaker 6: was trying. Something got me together a little bit because
- 6:09Speaker 6: of my effort, and it caused me not to fall
- 6:12Speaker 6: the next time, not to throw it in the other lane,
- 6:14Speaker 6: not to shoot my shoe to the back of the wall.
- 6:18Speaker 6: All of a sudden, my trying became something. Now had
- 6:22Speaker 6: I stayed out there and it wasn't so cold, and
- 6:25Speaker 6: I went.
- 6:25Speaker 2: Back week after week after week after week. I promise you.
- 6:31Speaker 6: I could get it done. I could at least know
- 6:35Speaker 6: how to compete in a game of curling.
- 6:37Speaker 2: Might not be the best.
- 6:39Speaker 6: I might not win the championship, but I could have
- 6:42Speaker 6: got it done to the point where I could have
- 6:44Speaker 6: competed in a game of curling.
- 6:46Speaker 2: So sometimes if you're.
- 6:47Speaker 6: Scared to say I'm gonna get it done, just go
- 6:50Speaker 6: out there and get started.
- 6:52Speaker 2: You know, learn from every attempt that you make.
- 6:56Speaker 6: See, don't quit writing yourself off as a failure every
- 6:59Speaker 6: time something don't go right. When I fail on that ice,
- 7:02Speaker 6: I could have said, man, I can't curl, but hold up, man,
- 7:05Speaker 6: I'm watching four other women out here curl, four other
- 7:08Speaker 6: dudes out here curl, the little kids out here curling.
- 7:10Speaker 6: Hold up, Pardner, You know, man, So I learned when
- 7:14Speaker 6: I threw that stone on the other ice, when I failed,
- 7:17Speaker 6: when when my shoe shot off, I learned from every
- 7:20Speaker 6: attempt a little bit more about it.
- 7:24Speaker 4: And then I.
- 7:25Speaker 6: Said to myself one point in time, man, I'm gonna
- 7:28Speaker 6: get this stone in that circle. I'm gonna get this
- 7:31Speaker 6: stone in this circle. And guess what I got it done.
- 7:37Speaker 6: Now what you're saying to me, Steve, I'm saying to
- 7:40Speaker 6: you that you gotta get started. That you got to
- 7:43Speaker 6: put forth a effort. Give God something to bless. Oh God,
- 7:46Speaker 6: bless me, Oh God, bless me.
- 7:48Speaker 2: Bless you?
- 7:48Speaker 1: What?
- 7:50Speaker 2: Bless you? Where? Bless you?
- 7:51Speaker 4: How?
- 7:53Speaker 6: Stop basing your results on what you're thinking. You gotta
- 7:56Speaker 6: think higher. You get God in your life, man, He
- 7:59Speaker 6: allows you to think higher, bigger, better more. I was
- 8:04Speaker 6: sitting up in my debt. I came up with a
- 8:06Speaker 6: plan to get out of debt in five years. I
- 8:08Speaker 6: came up with this plan right, I was sitting up
- 8:10Speaker 6: and I was tripping on it.
- 8:12Speaker 4: Now.
- 8:12Speaker 2: I said, wait a minute, man, hold on This is
- 8:15Speaker 2: what I came up with. I said, God.
- 8:19Speaker 6: Created heaven in earth, all of it, the mountains, the sky,
- 8:24Speaker 6: the valleys, the oceans, trees, the birds, the Indian Ocean,
- 8:30Speaker 6: all of it, made all of it in six days,
- 8:34Speaker 6: and then he rested on the seven. So why am
- 8:39Speaker 6: I taking to God the five year plan? If he
- 8:43Speaker 6: can create heaven and earth in six days, why am
- 8:48Speaker 6: I walking in there talking about help me in five years?
- 8:51Speaker 6: How is it gonna take God five years to getting
- 8:56Speaker 6: me out of debt?
- 8:57Speaker 2: And he made heaven and earth in six days. Math Hell, Man,
- 9:01Speaker 2: I ain't that big. You ain't that big. You ain't
- 9:05Speaker 2: in that much trouble. I ain't in that much trouble.
- 9:08Speaker 6: See, God got a way of showing you some things, man,
- 9:11Speaker 6: but it's gonna take some faith, and faith gonna take
- 9:14Speaker 6: some effort on your part. Man, get out and do something. Man,
- 9:17Speaker 6: you God will bless you a little bit and he
- 9:20Speaker 6: give you a little bit more courage. And then all
- 9:22Speaker 6: them attempts you making is gonna and all this so
- 9:24Speaker 6: I'll try. You know what that turned into. I'm gonna
- 9:27Speaker 6: get it done. And at the end of the day,
- 9:29Speaker 6: that's what you have to do because Trying to pay
- 9:32Speaker 6: your rent and not paying your rent is two different things.
- 9:35Speaker 6: You can you can try to play your pay your rent,
- 9:38Speaker 6: or you can get it done. Now, how long you
- 9:40Speaker 6: think you're gonna stay in that house trying? You got
- 9:43Speaker 6: to go with the mindset of getting it done. And
- 9:45Speaker 6: if you can put some stuff out there and give
- 9:47Speaker 6: God a chance to put his finger on and bless
- 9:49Speaker 6: it for you the most stuff he can do for you.
- 9:51Speaker 6: Quit looking around at what everybody else got and gonna
- 9:54Speaker 6: get some of it for yourself. Okay, all right, you're listening.
- 9:59Speaker 1: Morning show.
- 10:01Speaker 6: Ladies in Jail, Boys and Girls. Animal trainers. I love
- 10:07Speaker 6: to say animal trainers. I don't know what I always
- 10:11Speaker 6: say that, Animal trainers. Yeah, I love that, man, That's
- 10:16Speaker 6: what I think. That's what I always wanted to be.
- 10:18Speaker 6: Except everybody like like an animateur anything but that lion cage.
- 10:23Speaker 6: I just don't understand getting in that line cage with
- 10:27Speaker 6: that whip, in that chair, in them lines. It has
- 10:30Speaker 6: gone so badly for people in there. Anyway, when I'm
- 10:33Speaker 6: saying animal trainers, I'm thinking like turtles and money, rabbits
- 10:37Speaker 6: and goats and stuff like that stuff. I can handle them.
- 10:39Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 10:43Speaker 6: Why we started write down?
- 10:44Speaker 2: I have no idea.
- 10:45Speaker 6: Just my mind is its walked, it's contorted, it's all
- 10:48Speaker 6: of that. But that's how we roll up in here.
- 10:50Speaker 6: Shelly Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior government name
- 10:54Speaker 6: Killsprates and the growing legend of Nephew Tommy.
- 10:58Speaker 2: I am the one and only God though, Junior, what's
- 11:04Speaker 2: on your mind today?
- 11:05Speaker 4: Man?
- 11:06Speaker 2: Just stay right here.
- 11:07Speaker 1: Man?
- 11:07Speaker 2: What is you? And animal training?
- 11:09Speaker 4: What is that?
- 11:09Speaker 2: Guy Jr?
- 11:11Speaker 6: It had something to do with my infatuation with the circus.
- 11:14Speaker 6: That's the one thing I remember about my father. He
- 11:17Speaker 6: always took me to the circus. But i'ma came down here,
- 11:20Speaker 6: let's see them clowns. Well, let me tell you something, nothing, nothing,
- 11:25Speaker 6: nothing meant more to me than when them damn clowns
- 11:32Speaker 6: came out to back packed in that volkswagon and they
- 11:39Speaker 6: got out in all sizes short and tall. But Lord
- 11:46Speaker 6: have mercy, no matter where I was in that tent
- 11:50Speaker 6: and we didn't have top seats, I jerked loose and
- 11:55Speaker 6: ran down to the front and stood right next to
- 11:58Speaker 6: that ring and at the top put my lungs the clowns.
- 12:06Speaker 6: The boy when they little last started packing out that volkswagon.
- 12:11Speaker 2: Nothing a bit.
- 12:12Speaker 6: More to me than them damn clowns, because I remember
- 12:15Speaker 6: him telling my mother one time, Bill, that boy lost
- 12:17Speaker 6: his damn mind. Them clowns came out because of all
- 12:22Speaker 6: the people at the circuit skipped the bearded lady. You
- 12:25Speaker 6: know back in the down in West Virginia had a
- 12:28Speaker 6: little country. I ain't even damn about the bedding lady,
- 12:31Speaker 6: fat people. I ain't kidding nothing about that. I can't
- 12:34Speaker 6: nothing about that one little tired ass elephant they had
- 12:38Speaker 6: that came every year. Yeah, I ain't catting about the
- 12:41Speaker 6: tall person on the stilts. Give it damn about none
- 12:45Speaker 6: of that. I wanted some cotton candy and them damn clowns.
- 12:53Speaker 1: Well.
- 12:53Speaker 6: And when the clowns went back in, we could have
- 12:56Speaker 6: went home. Nothing about to tramp peas act nothing.
- 13:03Speaker 2: And your damn clown when you.
- 13:04Speaker 1: Ran, when you started going down toward the front, your
- 13:07Speaker 1: dad didn't try to stop.
- 13:08Speaker 6: You got jam I'm going down here and take your ass.
- 13:13Speaker 6: Woe for the clown it's worth it. Yeah, that's how
- 13:18Speaker 6: he said. He clanned this boy. I tell the boy, boy,
- 13:20Speaker 6: don't go down there. He run down there, and here
- 13:22Speaker 6: he said, the boy crazy about the clown. Whenever you
- 13:25Speaker 6: thank you, daddy. I appreciate that man. Know I v
- 13:31Speaker 6: one when I grew up, though, but I appreciate the motivation.
- 13:33Speaker 1: It was that story early coming up in thirty two
- 13:37Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew. Is
- 13:40Speaker 1: he runs that prank back right after this? You're listening
- 13:45Speaker 1: hard morning show. It is time now for the nephew
- 13:48Speaker 1: to run that prank back. What you got for his
- 13:50Speaker 1: nep uh?
- 13:53Speaker 7: Right here, Shirley, your daughter, bit my son? Your daughter,
- 14:00Speaker 7: bit my son. If we're gonna get to the bottom
- 14:01Speaker 7: of it right now, if you missed it yesterday, I'm
- 14:05Speaker 7: running it back.
- 14:05Speaker 2: Your daughter, Bit my son? Here?
- 14:07Speaker 4: We got that?
- 14:09Speaker 7: What I been here biting people? Let's go get dog? Hello, Hello,
- 14:18Speaker 7: let's be to Kira.
- 14:19Speaker 2: This is Kara, Kira.
- 14:22Speaker 6: This is Karen.
- 14:23Speaker 7: Look do you do you do your daughter? Go to
- 14:25Speaker 7: little academy?
- 14:27Speaker 8: Yes?
- 14:28Speaker 5: Who's this?
- 14:29Speaker 3: Yes?
- 14:30Speaker 5: Who's this?
- 14:30Speaker 2: Listen?
- 14:31Speaker 7: Your daughter? Then bit my son? Uh, Joshua one on
- 14:34Speaker 7: the back, my daughter. This is Wilton.
- 14:37Speaker 2: Your daughter. Then bit my son.
- 14:39Speaker 9: Well, Wilton slows down. You can't just call my house
- 14:42Speaker 9: and tell me my daughter biting and.
- 14:44Speaker 2: Be cussing at me.
- 14:45Speaker 7: Lady, I just said, your daughter Sekira bit my son Joshua,
- 14:49Speaker 7: and I just said no.
- 14:50Speaker 9: I just said no.
- 14:51Speaker 10: Two things.
- 14:52Speaker 9: One my daughter wouldn't bite nobody, and two, don't call
- 14:55Speaker 9: my house with this tone.
- 14:57Speaker 7: I called with any kind of tone I want to
- 14:58Speaker 7: call with. All I'm saying is your daughter then bit
- 15:02Speaker 7: my son in the back.
- 15:03Speaker 2: And I'm gonna tell you what.
- 15:04Speaker 9: I'm saying is don't call my house with this attitude
- 15:08Speaker 9: saying something that my daughter bit your child in the back.
- 15:11Speaker 9: My daughter has matters and she wouldn't be biting nobody
- 15:13Speaker 9: in the back.
- 15:14Speaker 7: Did How the hell you know what your daughter gonna
- 15:18Speaker 7: be doing?
- 15:19Speaker 2: If you ain't that.
- 15:19Speaker 5: Child, raise my daughter you're raising?
- 15:23Speaker 9: Ain't you just come in one month and try to
- 15:26Speaker 9: do some kind of daddy work.
- 15:28Speaker 7: Your daughter for four years old? How nails you do
- 15:30Speaker 7: you know her?
- 15:31Speaker 4: That?
- 15:31Speaker 7: Damn well, I've been with her for four years?
- 15:33Speaker 5: What you being?
- 15:34Speaker 9: My daughter does not be biting people around in the
- 15:37Speaker 9: back of the neck or.
- 15:37Speaker 5: Anything like that.
- 15:38Speaker 9: What the hell is wrong with you? They'll call my
- 15:40Speaker 9: house with this attitude?
- 15:41Speaker 7: Well, how hell you figured I'm a weekend daddy, I'm
- 15:45Speaker 7: calling you about.
- 15:46Speaker 2: What's going on with my child.
- 15:48Speaker 5: Uh huh, But I.
- 15:49Speaker 9: Don't think you got your facts straight. So next time
- 15:51Speaker 9: you call somebody to tell them about their child, figure
- 15:54Speaker 9: out everything about.
- 15:55Speaker 6: Your child first.
- 15:56Speaker 2: I'm saying.
- 15:57Speaker 7: Is that the people at the academy saying, Sekira, my
- 16:00Speaker 7: son Joshua was.
- 16:01Speaker 4: In the back.
- 16:02Speaker 9: Well, I can't understand what you're saying because I don't
- 16:04Speaker 9: like your tongue. So don't call me about my baby.
- 16:07Speaker 5: Have her mama call me.
- 16:09Speaker 7: It doesn't make no difference if for mama or daddy
- 16:11Speaker 7: call along was somebody call hello?
- 16:14Speaker 2: Call her back?
- 16:15Speaker 7: Now? Hello?
- 16:17Speaker 4: Is this Cara?
- 16:18Speaker 2: This is Why are you hanging up on me?
- 16:20Speaker 9: Why are you still calling me? And why are you
- 16:22Speaker 9: yelling at me? My child didn't bite your child in
- 16:25Speaker 9: the back. When I picked up my child. They didn't
- 16:27Speaker 9: say to me your child bus fight in the back.
- 16:30Speaker 9: My child with my child every day, Like I said
- 16:32Speaker 9: in the first place, you must be some kind of
- 16:34Speaker 9: weekend daddy.
- 16:36Speaker 7: I know my child.
- 16:37Speaker 9: I'm with my child every day. How you are I'm
- 16:41Speaker 9: with my I don't even know who Joshua is. She
- 16:43Speaker 9: should have just hit him in the head.
- 16:45Speaker 7: Hey, what you ain't gonna do is sit here and
- 16:47Speaker 7: talk about my baby. Now.
- 16:48Speaker 2: You asked me to lower my toe.
- 16:49Speaker 5: I know what I'm gonna do.
- 16:50Speaker 9: I'm i'mna hang up one moment.
- 16:52Speaker 7: Lawyer. Hello, Hello, call her back, cat.
- 17:01Speaker 9: Hellou don't hang up on.
- 17:02Speaker 7: Me no more, lady, Oh my again. I'm gonna call
- 17:06Speaker 7: you until you tell me why your child and beat
- 17:09Speaker 7: is it? Just bite my child in the back.
- 17:11Speaker 9: I am not in the mood to play with you
- 17:13Speaker 9: right now.
- 17:13Speaker 2: You and your child swooped. You and your child?
- 17:18Speaker 9: You know whoa whoa whoa? Guess what she care got daddy?
- 17:21Speaker 11: You're talking about whooping?
- 17:22Speaker 9: Somebody's take care of daddy. No you else to say.
- 17:26Speaker 9: You can't call my house and threaten me and my job.
- 17:29Speaker 9: If my child beat up child, that's what your child desert.
- 17:33Speaker 9: He got whooped daughter, whooped your sons? This probably while
- 17:37Speaker 9: we laught tigned a little fast, not in those kids.
- 17:40Speaker 9: This the fake facts. She didn't bite him in the back.
- 17:45Speaker 9: She might have walked his d Don't play now, who
- 17:51Speaker 9: keep talking? You found my phone number, find my address
- 17:54Speaker 9: and have tears. Daddy, beat choke and what I said,
- 17:58Speaker 9: bring your phone over here.
- 18:00Speaker 5: Ain't wait.
- 18:00Speaker 9: My babies, sap your babies. My baby daddy gonna whoop yo,
- 18:05Speaker 9: Bring it off.
- 18:05Speaker 2: I'm coming over there and beat you and your child.
- 18:09Speaker 9: You don't call a woman and tell her you coming
- 18:10Speaker 9: over to be behind the child. You come up here
- 18:13Speaker 9: and beat her.
- 18:13Speaker 5: Daddy. Come over here and beat your kids.
- 18:15Speaker 3: Daddy.
- 18:16Speaker 2: He don't want none of me.
- 18:18Speaker 9: You don't want it.
- 18:19Speaker 2: I'm on my way over the now bringing in somebody.
- 18:24Speaker 9: Yeah, daddy off week not he ain't got no damn job. No,
- 18:30Speaker 9: he got a job.
- 18:31Speaker 2: Y'all gonna make me come over the tonight.
- 18:33Speaker 9: Bring it on right now.
- 18:35Speaker 2: You know what, I'm gonna tell you something.
- 18:36Speaker 9: I'm gonna tell me something else.
- 18:39Speaker 7: You gonna get bit and your baby gonna get bit too.
- 18:41Speaker 9: You gonna bite me and my baby. Dad gonna whoop yo.
- 18:45Speaker 2: Can I say something to you?
- 18:47Speaker 9: Say something to me?
- 18:47Speaker 6: Then, nephew.
- 18:49Speaker 2: Time it from the Steve haff In Morning Show. You
- 18:52Speaker 2: just got pright.
- 18:57Speaker 9: Oh I am shamed.
- 18:59Speaker 2: I am yes, just got pregnant. Your sister Glinda told
- 19:03Speaker 2: me said.
- 19:06Speaker 9: They couldn't get me.
- 19:07Speaker 7: She said, give my She said, you always talking about
- 19:09Speaker 7: time and never give me that.
- 19:12Speaker 9: Told that wouldn't happened to me. But you can't call
- 19:15Speaker 9: somebody talking about that, baby.
- 19:18Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 19:22Speaker 9: That's that's where it can mean. Don't don't call nobody
- 19:25Speaker 9: about that. You got my heart hurt.
- 19:27Speaker 7: Look, can I ask you something?
- 19:28Speaker 2: Let me ask you.
- 19:29Speaker 7: What is the baddest radio show in the land.
- 19:33Speaker 9: It's Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 19:35Speaker 7: You Thanky and Wendy City Get Ball.
- 19:44Speaker 4: Did you hear that?
- 19:45Speaker 2: Did you hear me say when diy?
- 19:46Speaker 1: I did? I did? Congratulations? I heard you say it again.
- 19:52Speaker 7: You're gonna get ready to come into the quindy anyway.
- 19:57Speaker 7: It's the Sweetest Day Comedy Jam Chicago in Chicago, Okay.
- 20:03Speaker 2: All right?
- 20:04Speaker 7: October twentieth and twenty versus Friday and Saturday. That's this
- 20:07Speaker 7: coming Friday Saturday. You got Gary Owen, Bill Bellamy, Me Nephew, Tommy,
- 20:10Speaker 7: Tony robertson the Building, Melanie Comancho, Benji Brown, Kevin Tate,
- 20:14Speaker 7: all wrapped up into one at the Airy Crown Leo
- 20:18Speaker 7: Friday Saturday Night. I got it, we d s Wheties Day,
- 20:23Speaker 7: Sweetest Day, Problems Problem, Tweetest Day Comedy, I got.
- 20:27Speaker 2: My head, I.
- 20:30Speaker 7: Weeded Sweetest Day Boy, the Real Get ready to shine down,
- 20:37Speaker 7: the nephew coming baby, and.
- 20:40Speaker 1: All I got all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next,
- 20:45Speaker 1: it is asked the CLO. Our chief Love Officer, Steve
- 20:48Speaker 1: Harvey is in the building. You're listening Harvey Morning Show
- 20:53Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. And entertainment
- 20:56Speaker 1: news Peter is upset with offset and celebrity news we'll
- 21:00Speaker 1: tell you why. And celebrity news rapper Sexy Red is pregnant.
- 21:04Speaker 1: You know sexy Red. She made song Pound Toown. And
- 21:09Speaker 1: Jada Pikett Smith's mother says she's tired of the Internet
- 21:12Speaker 1: villainizing Jada. We'll talk about all of these stories at
- 21:16Speaker 1: the top of the hour, but right now it is
- 21:18Speaker 1: time to ask the CLO. This one's from We have
- 21:26Speaker 1: Moved On. This one is from Jamal in Detroit. We
- 21:34Speaker 1: have moved on. Jamal and Detroit wrote. I met this
- 21:42Speaker 1: drop dead gorgeous woman and she invited me in for
- 21:45Speaker 1: a drink before our first date. Her house was junkie
- 21:48Speaker 1: from the doorway to the living room and it smelled.
- 21:51Speaker 1: I made up an excuse so I could leave. So
- 21:53Speaker 1: should I be honest with her or just move on?
- 21:57Speaker 7: No?
- 21:57Speaker 2: Just go roll out?
- 21:59Speaker 1: Yeah, she struck yours.
- 22:02Speaker 6: Oh well, I've had that experience before. She yeah, you you,
- 22:09Speaker 6: you're gonna needs to clean up these eggs on this
- 22:13Speaker 6: table right here? What eggs on the table? On the
- 22:21Speaker 6: coffee table?
- 22:22Speaker 2: Come on now, so just move on.
- 22:25Speaker 1: He doesn't have to tell her anything, Just move on.
- 22:27Speaker 6: No, no, don't dog and you're not finna fix this one. Yeah, yeah,
- 22:32Speaker 6: it's gonna be years in the making. In no, she looks.
- 22:37Speaker 2: She invited him in, so she don't even notice.
- 22:43Speaker 1: That's a mess right there.
- 22:46Speaker 2: Don't you drank out that glass? She drank glass?
- 22:54Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Jamal and Detroit.
- 22:57Speaker 5: Uh.
- 22:57Speaker 1: Moving on to Felicia in San Diego, she says, I
- 23:00Speaker 1: work in the fashion industry and I met this great
- 23:02Speaker 1: guy that's an engineer. He has the money to buy
- 23:06Speaker 1: nice things, but I can tell he's not spending money
- 23:09Speaker 1: on his clothes or his shoes. Is it petty to
- 23:12Speaker 1: judge this man because his dress shoes aren't leather?
- 23:20Speaker 2: What is he wearing crocs? Because he have us? Okay,
- 23:26Speaker 2: here's the deal, here's a deal. System.
- 23:28Speaker 6: Don't throw this good man away because he don't know
- 23:31Speaker 6: how to shock. You can fix that, girl. Do not
- 23:36Speaker 6: throw a good man away because he don't know how
- 23:38Speaker 6: to pick our clothes, and.
- 23:39Speaker 2: You can fix that.
- 23:41Speaker 1: He's smart man, girl, please, and he has money and
- 23:46Speaker 1: he's just cheap.
- 23:47Speaker 2: He don't know.
- 23:47Speaker 6: He ain't had no reason to dress up you. Once
- 23:51Speaker 6: you become the reason, he'll fix all that. Don't don't, don't,
- 23:54Speaker 6: don't walk away with this.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Man because he got Is this your fault, Steve? Is
- 23:58Speaker 1: this somehow your fault for dressing so fly and everything?
- 24:02Speaker 2: And you know I was been for a lot of
- 24:04Speaker 2: things over the years. Is this take what about this? Well?
- 24:09Speaker 6: You know I used to be him too, though, Oh
- 24:13Speaker 6: I ain't always been fortunate now, handsome fake stuff on okay,
- 24:18Speaker 6: I I know if you've ever had on fake snakes shoes,
- 24:24Speaker 6: but they peel up real quick. Does not stay down,
- 24:32Speaker 6: girls asked after the first wham. Yeah, I've been there.
- 24:41Speaker 2: All right, all right.
- 24:42Speaker 1: Moving on to Toby and Roxbury, Toby says, I've been
- 24:46Speaker 1: dating a great chick for almost a year and she's
- 24:48Speaker 1: a great mom, a great cook, and sexy a f
- 24:52Speaker 1: but she's terrible in bed. She's lazy, she won't stay
- 24:56Speaker 1: in any position except the basic one. And when she's done,
- 25:00Speaker 1: she's done, And I have to stop how do I
- 25:03Speaker 1: get her to participate more and stop being lazy?
- 25:07Speaker 4: What is your moving for?
- 25:09Speaker 2: You're gonna have to move on now, you have to
- 25:12Speaker 2: move on.
- 25:13Speaker 1: You can't teach your Steve. You can't teach you No, no,
- 25:16Speaker 1: wait a minute, told the other lady don't throw away
- 25:19Speaker 1: a good man.
- 25:20Speaker 7: With the shoes in this.
- 25:21Speaker 2: So now that that lazy loving. It's hard to deal
- 25:27Speaker 2: with you through.
- 25:31Speaker 1: We gotta move again.
- 25:35Speaker 2: Flip and for Come on now, I don't want to flip.
- 25:40Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. I'm through. I'm tired.
- 25:43Speaker 2: I'm through. Stop stop, I'm through.
- 25:45Speaker 4: No.
- 25:48Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, it's just time to go. Yeah, you might
- 25:50Speaker 2: have to let you go.
- 25:53Speaker 1: Almost a year.
- 25:54Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know you locked in.
- 25:56Speaker 6: Man, You don't don't ask her to marriage you see
- 25:58Speaker 6: how they work out for you? Oh, just tell you
- 26:02Speaker 6: this ain't gonna work now. It's lazy loving because you're
- 26:05Speaker 6: gonna be at work. One day, you're gonna meet somebody
- 26:08Speaker 6: all get the giggling and kiki and next thing you know,
- 26:11Speaker 6: you're gonna be telling your problems at the house.
- 26:13Speaker 2: You know she don't like to switch positions.
- 26:16Speaker 6: I do it all, that's what she say. The work, Yeah,
- 26:20Speaker 6: the work I do it. Yeah, I just you know,
- 26:23Speaker 6: you know, girl, she don't like to change positions. You
- 26:26Speaker 6: just oh, I do it all?
- 26:28Speaker 12: You like?
- 26:29Speaker 2: You like monkey? Yeah? Yeah, you like monkey flip? How
- 26:33Speaker 2: you monkey flips? Have you ever? Have you ever done
- 26:38Speaker 2: a summer?
- 26:42Speaker 1: All right, okay, so he needs to move on.
- 26:45Speaker 2: I like to bounce on the edge of the mattress
- 26:47Speaker 2: myself talking about work. No, no, hell no, this is
- 26:53Speaker 2: cause he bit a hole in this coffee. Coffee.
- 27:00Speaker 1: He bleeding in the.
- 27:01Speaker 2: Mouth every time she says something he done bit the coffee. Mum,
- 27:06Speaker 2: I can't bleed in the mouth.
- 27:11Speaker 7: We was doing last night and she fell asleep on
- 27:14Speaker 7: she was through.
- 27:17Speaker 1: All right, last one Steve Harris and Marietta says. I'm
- 27:21Speaker 1: twenty nine years old and I live with my boyfriend.
- 27:24Speaker 1: I pay half of all the bills, and I buy
- 27:27Speaker 1: the food. He has an eleven year old son that
- 27:29Speaker 1: eats constantly. So I told my boyfriend that he needs
- 27:33Speaker 1: to set rules for his son or buy the groceries.
- 27:36Speaker 1: Why did he get mad?
- 27:37Speaker 6: Because you can't ask this man to set rules for
- 27:40Speaker 6: his son about winning. How he eat boys? I don't
- 27:45Speaker 6: know if you've had a boy before, but they eat constantly.
- 27:48Speaker 6: There is machines, the metabolism of sky high. Now you
- 27:52Speaker 6: just set up here and talking about you need to
- 27:54Speaker 6: buy the food or chest some rules for your sons.
- 27:56Speaker 6: You can't tell no man. Now, yeah, why don't finna
- 27:59Speaker 6: tail this? You can't eat this, you can't do that,
- 28:02Speaker 6: don't eat till four?
- 28:05Speaker 1: Why doesn't he just buy the groceries? Then, since his
- 28:07Speaker 1: son is eating so much.
- 28:08Speaker 2: She has a pain? Well, I mean, I'm not that that.
- 28:11Speaker 6: I don't understand why she's responsible for buying the groceries.
- 28:15Speaker 6: And and and and and and and and gotta pay
- 28:17Speaker 6: half of you. Let me explain something y'all about deliving
- 28:21Speaker 6: and manship. Y'all be having up with these damn roommates.
- 28:26Speaker 6: Y'all women living with these men, doing wifey things, but
- 28:33Speaker 6: you got roommate commitments. Wow, and that ain't had his work.
- 28:39Speaker 6: Damn you stop doing all this wifey stuff. But then
- 28:43Speaker 6: you steady getting treated like a roommate. Well, what's wrong
- 28:46Speaker 6: with y'all?
- 28:47Speaker 7: Roommate title?
- 28:49Speaker 6: Yeah, why don't you just charged the sleeping with it?
- 28:53Speaker 6: That's a whole nother relationship. Okay, that's an old profession.
- 28:58Speaker 2: Okay.
- 28:59Speaker 1: On that note, I'm gonna say thank you, Clo and
- 29:02Speaker 1: coming out coming up at the top of the hour,
- 29:06Speaker 1: We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
- 29:10Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. Okay, So OFFSET has upset animal
- 29:18Speaker 1: rights organization PETA after spending big bucks on crocodile skin
- 29:22Speaker 1: birken bags to celebrate Cardi B's birthday. Recently, Peter criticized OFFSET, saying,
- 29:27Speaker 1: instead of using his wealth and influence for good, Offset
- 29:31Speaker 1: chose to funnel hundreds of thousands of dollars into a gruesome,
- 29:35Speaker 1: violent industry that electro shocks crocodiles, shoves metal rods into
- 29:40Speaker 1: their head in an attempt to scramble their brains, and
- 29:44Speaker 1: mutilates them while they're still alive. Peter reminds everyone that
- 29:48Speaker 1: people who still spend money on a closet full of
- 29:52Speaker 1: dead animals body parts either are clueless or simply don't
- 29:56Speaker 1: care about the extreme cruelty they're perpetuating. It's just not
- 30:01Speaker 1: worth it, That's what Peter said.
- 30:03Speaker 6: Well, can I have a message for Peter, Yes, Crocodiles
- 30:08Speaker 6: kill kids, crocodile eat people.
- 30:14Speaker 2: Y'all need to go ahead on with all this help
- 30:16Speaker 2: and all of them telling them people down there that's
- 30:20Speaker 2: catching them alligator on them.
- 30:21Speaker 6: They got a whole show on that, busting them in
- 30:23Speaker 6: their head, shooting them everything. Bro at pocadiles. You can
- 30:30Speaker 6: get it right now, man, hot alligators.
- 30:34Speaker 2: All right. I got new belt. I bought a new
- 30:37Speaker 2: belt yesterday.
- 30:38Speaker 6: Dog, Peter, you really need to relax. I got crocodile stuff.
- 30:43Speaker 6: I'm not I'm not taking it off for no damn
- 30:45Speaker 6: but and I wish you would throw some paint on me.
- 30:48Speaker 2: Boy.
- 30:49Speaker 6: The funniest thing was me and Biggie Wig was in
- 30:51Speaker 6: New York one time. We had on some big wig
- 30:54Speaker 6: hat on them of fox coat, were walking past. We
- 30:58Speaker 6: saw these protests, but we know what they what we
- 31:00Speaker 6: got up there. We saw all these animals and stuff.
- 31:02Speaker 2: Scared. This lady was running next to us and kept
- 31:05Speaker 2: saying it looked better when it was a lie.
- 31:08Speaker 6: And you know, we ain't really know what he was
- 31:09Speaker 6: talking about. So Big says, hey, dog, who who this
- 31:12Speaker 6: blankety blank talking to? I said, big, let's just keep
- 31:15Speaker 6: walking man. So then this guy said we are to
- 31:19Speaker 6: paint it. We'll paint it for you.
- 31:21Speaker 2: I said, hey, man, listen to me. Whatever you do,
- 31:25Speaker 2: don't throw no pain on me, dude.
- 31:26Speaker 6: Code right here, be responsible for your life fitting the
- 31:32Speaker 6: end day, Go ahead, all right.
- 31:37Speaker 1: That's okay, all right, Jada Pink and Smith's mom, missus
- 31:42Speaker 1: Gammy Norris, is tired of the Internet villainizing Jada for
- 31:46Speaker 1: decisions that she and Will made. Take a listen painful.
- 31:52Speaker 12: You know, yours is not a really it's not a
- 31:55Speaker 12: happy story, right, But I do want to start out
- 32:00Speaker 12: your mama right to clarify some things because I'm a
- 32:04Speaker 12: little tired of all the vitriol being thrown your way.
- 32:07Speaker 12: I'm sick of it, and I just want to say
- 32:10Speaker 12: that you know, when you guys decided to separate, okay,
- 32:15Speaker 12: that was the decision that both of you made.
- 32:17Speaker 8: You're both separated. You did not cheat on Will, You're
- 32:22Speaker 8: both both parties are living their lives both. Okay, So
- 32:28Speaker 8: it's not just you and I need.
- 32:30Speaker 2: To make that really clear, right because.
- 32:33Speaker 1: I'm I'm a little sick of that foolishness. I got
- 32:35Speaker 1: you again, I understand, all right, I understand. I love
- 32:39Speaker 1: Will to death. You know, he's he's my guy, He's
- 32:43Speaker 1: you know, we are.
- 32:44Speaker 2: Family, guys.
- 32:55Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I'm tired of I'm sorry. I'm just I
- 32:59Speaker 7: can't take you and you're writing a book. What'd you
- 33:01Speaker 7: write a book? But we didn't seen the totals. Every
- 33:04Speaker 7: day I'm thinking, why is we reading the book?
- 33:06Speaker 1: Did you just hear what her mother said on tape? Okay,
- 33:10Speaker 1: as we told you guys yesterday, Jada said that she
- 33:12Speaker 1: and Will are working hard on their partnership and divorce
- 33:16Speaker 1: is not an option. Jada said that she came into
- 33:18Speaker 1: the marriage with a quote very specific idea that were
- 33:22Speaker 1: blocks to her seeing Will as who he is. She added,
- 33:27Speaker 1: can't be this perfect ideal guy husband. I have to
- 33:30Speaker 1: be able to accept him for the human that he is,
- 33:34Speaker 1: and he accepts me for the human that I am,
- 33:36Speaker 1: and we want to love each other.
- 33:37Speaker 2: There is That's cool, here's the deal. Here's a clook.
- 33:42Speaker 4: What is this?
- 33:42Speaker 6: None of us anything? If nobody in that camp, namely her,
- 33:48Speaker 6: was telling it.
- 33:49Speaker 4: Thanks.
- 33:50Speaker 6: Secondly, I appreciate her mother. You know, talk about nobody's
- 33:54Speaker 6: mama at all. Jada did not cheat on Will. That
- 33:58Speaker 6: ain't what y'all said at the reader at table talk.
- 34:05Speaker 6: You said I had an entanglement. Will said it wasn't
- 34:10Speaker 6: a fair We I didn't know nothing about this little boy.
- 34:15Speaker 2: Whatever his name is, our our I didn't say that's
- 34:28Speaker 2: my dude, July whenever he was born. Listen, we wouldn't.
- 34:38Speaker 2: I wouldn't even boy, if you hadn't have told us that.
- 34:45Speaker 6: Quick telling your business to people, mm hmm, and then
- 34:50Speaker 6: you ain't got nothing to worry about. See, rumor is
- 34:53Speaker 6: one thing. I'm all over the internet right now with rumor.
- 34:56Speaker 6: But once y'all start discussing y'all life, Yeah, we ain't
- 35:00Speaker 6: talking about rooumor no more. Now we're talking about what
- 35:03Speaker 6: you said, you know. And then they do this stage
- 35:06Speaker 6: interview right right.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Her book is out, she's promoting her she wants a book.
- 35:11Speaker 2: I'm write an album. Then that's what I'm gonna do.
- 35:15Speaker 2: I'm tied it in and that too. But my mom
- 35:18Speaker 2: ain't here to do no interview for me. So okay, really.
- 35:25Speaker 7: You can't tell I can't do no more smells?
- 35:27Speaker 4: What what.
- 35:31Speaker 2: You Fortunately? You still got your mama? Can your mama
- 35:33Speaker 2: come and do an interview for me?
- 35:40Speaker 1: Asking?
- 35:41Speaker 2: All right? Coming up, speak up, let me get my
- 35:47Speaker 2: interview for me.
- 35:48Speaker 1: Shannon Sharp's makeup had first take fans making a little
- 35:51Speaker 1: Richard jokes and mortuary means I will talk about it
- 35:55Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening morning show. All right, So
- 36:00Speaker 1: during Monday's episode of ESPN's First Take, many viewers were
- 36:04Speaker 1: not really paying attention to Shannon Sharp's football opinions and
- 36:08Speaker 1: analysis of this past weekend games, but they were very
- 36:12Speaker 1: fixated on Shannon's makeup, which appeared to be heavy on
- 36:15Speaker 1: the powder. Someone comment on social media, quote, Shannon is
- 36:20Speaker 1: looking cask at Sharp. Others were comparing him to Little Richard.
- 36:27Speaker 1: One person commented that Shannon looked like Dave Chappelle, remember
- 36:31Speaker 1: back in the day when he played Prince Dave Chappelle
- 36:33Speaker 1: on the show. On the show, Yeah, the memes, the
- 36:37Speaker 1: memes just kept coming. When Shannon got off the air,
- 36:40Speaker 1: he responded, quote, appreciate the concern over my makeup this
- 36:43Speaker 1: morning on First Take. This was her first time doing
- 36:46Speaker 1: my makeup and it was a little heavy. My appearance
- 36:49Speaker 1: is important, not as important as my takes. Hopefully the
- 36:53Speaker 1: takes were great as usual. When one replier wrote that quote,
- 36:57Speaker 1: the poor girl is finished, Shannon responded, no, she is,
- 37:00Speaker 1: and she'll get better with my makeup. This isn't the
- 37:02Speaker 1: end of the world. So here's a question for you guys.
- 37:06Speaker 1: When you have to go on TV. Stephen, Tommy do
- 37:10Speaker 1: you wear makeup on daily on TV? And have you
- 37:13Speaker 1: had any issues?
- 37:14Speaker 2: You know?
- 37:14Speaker 1: That was really a big deal. Well I'll take the
- 37:17Speaker 1: shine off.
- 37:18Speaker 6: Yeah no, no, no, damn the shine this hot depth
- 37:21Speaker 6: go up there without makeup. Yeah, you're not gonna believe
- 37:27Speaker 6: how ugly, yo, what boy? Let me tell you something
- 37:36Speaker 6: high death. Let me tell you some boy. You see
- 37:41Speaker 6: spots on you? You ain't even know you hat? What
- 37:43Speaker 6: is that speck on my face right there? That's your skin?
- 37:46Speaker 2: Dog? That ain't a spect? What is that on the camera?
- 37:50Speaker 1: Lin?
- 37:50Speaker 2: That's not on the camel? Lin, that's your tooth. That's
- 37:53Speaker 2: black head. That's what the hell? They're not messing around
- 37:58Speaker 2: you gotta put that makeup on, doog.
- 38:03Speaker 6: Now, I'm gonna tell you something though, man, Like when
- 38:04Speaker 6: I did first take, I've done it before down during
- 38:08Speaker 6: the Super Bowl.
- 38:10Speaker 2: Kansas City against somebody. I forgot it.
- 38:12Speaker 6: But anyway, you know, they try to put some makeup
- 38:15Speaker 6: on you before. I've had to stop people before because
- 38:18Speaker 6: first of all, where you get this brush from? Oh yeah,
- 38:21Speaker 6: yeah you know, and then you got this one color.
- 38:24Speaker 6: We all got the same damn color. See, I'll tell
- 38:27Speaker 6: you what happened that day. She knew she went over
- 38:29Speaker 6: there and got steven A's color put it on. Shannon Sharp.
- 38:33Speaker 6: But I've seen steven A with Molly's makeup on before.
- 38:37Speaker 6: I've seen that on that show. Steven A looked a
- 38:40Speaker 6: little shocking. A couple of times. I had a makeup
- 38:45Speaker 6: artist on Family Feud. One time to the point where
- 38:47Speaker 6: when I walked out there, the director said, cut, let's
- 38:52Speaker 6: get Steve in the back. Let's start the show. Yeah,
- 38:56Speaker 6: I've came around the corner and hey, welcome to Family Feud.
- 39:00Speaker 6: Cut Steve step in the back for a moment here.
- 39:03Speaker 6: Technically I'll go into bad who did his makeup?
- 39:10Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll
- 39:13Speaker 1: check Steve's voicemail eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. Right
- 39:16Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
- 39:22Speaker 1: time now to check Steve's voicemail, and if you would
- 39:25Speaker 1: like to leave Steve a message, call him eight seven
- 39:27Speaker 1: seven twenty nine. Steve. That's eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
- 39:30Speaker 1: You might just hear your call on the air. Steve,
- 39:33Speaker 1: are you ready for this one? Remember the truck driver
- 39:37Speaker 1: who left the call about sister Odell last week? Well,
- 39:40Speaker 1: he's back.
- 39:41Speaker 10: Take a listen, so stole deal, good morning and good
- 39:45Speaker 10: morning morning.
- 39:46Speaker 13: Cool.
- 39:47Speaker 10: This is that truck drob. I just want to clear
- 39:50Speaker 10: starting up. You keep saying I don't like you. I
- 39:54Speaker 10: am a decont my church. I have unconditional love for
- 39:58Speaker 10: you and the whole proof. I was just giving some
- 40:01Speaker 10: constructive criticism about you and.
- 40:04Speaker 3: That was all.
- 40:06Speaker 6: So I just want to clear that up.
- 40:08Speaker 2: You guys, take care of.
- 40:09Speaker 10: Yourself and be blessed for the whole day. You have
- 40:14Speaker 10: the number one ready to show morning.
- 40:16Speaker 2: Show in the world.
- 40:18Speaker 10: Take care and be blessed.
- 40:22Speaker 1: Wait wait, Steve, Wait, wait, Steve, we have another call.
- 40:26Speaker 1: We're gonna play back his original call from last week.
- 40:28Speaker 1: Then comment, okay, see.
- 40:31Speaker 10: Good morning crew. See let me tell you like this
- 40:33Speaker 10: right here, so so old thell you need gonna kill
- 40:36Speaker 10: her because you do not do a good woman. And
- 40:39Speaker 10: I guess it because you so hard, cold and tough
- 40:43Speaker 10: and then from Cleveland. So go ahead and kill Odell
- 40:47Speaker 10: because you do not do a good woman.
- 40:49Speaker 4: You know.
- 40:50Speaker 10: I don't mean to you know, shoot you down or
- 40:52Speaker 10: nothing like that. I just want to be straight up
- 40:55Speaker 10: to you and give you some constructive criticism and then
- 40:59Speaker 10: be truck driver.
- 41:00Speaker 6: Don't well, truck driver, deacon up at the church, I
- 41:04Speaker 6: got love for you too. Now let me give you
- 41:07Speaker 6: some constructive criticize too, because the word is constructive. Learn
- 41:13Speaker 6: your words for you call in. No, he loved you,
- 41:17Speaker 6: Now I love him too. I'm giving him. I'm giving him.
- 41:25Speaker 6: Diggers at church can get some of this. Deacons make mistakes.
- 41:33Speaker 6: Deacons need to be checked. If I love you, man,
- 41:38Speaker 6: don't worry about that. You know, and you know you
- 41:41Speaker 6: you you know, look man, I got I got love
- 41:45Speaker 6: for you, or truck drive to keep on stay safe
- 41:49Speaker 6: out there, man, stay sef on that road. Man, always
- 41:52Speaker 6: get back home. And you know, and remember when you
- 41:54Speaker 6: call in, you know if you bring some, you're gonna
- 41:58Speaker 6: get some.
- 41:58Speaker 2: Just know that about me. I don't care if you
- 42:00Speaker 2: the dcon you had a past to call me.
- 42:09Speaker 1: All right one morning, Steve from This is from Rob Robin.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Robin is from Baltimore. She has a comment about Jada
- 42:16Speaker 1: Pinkett Smith.
- 42:18Speaker 14: The morning you guys, This is Robins from Baltimore. Jade
- 42:21Speaker 14: up pinking you sold cracked and Baltimore? What shriek? What
- 42:28Speaker 14: did you sell? Where were you yet? Sure us the receipt?
- 42:33Speaker 14: I don't believe that This is a reach. You trying
- 42:36Speaker 14: to get that book, so you want people in Baltimore
- 42:38Speaker 14: to buy that book telling her and now you reach
- 42:41Speaker 14: what you caught? Why because you can't respond, You can't
- 42:44Speaker 14: say yes or no. Stop it, stop it. You guys
- 42:48Speaker 14: have a great day.
- 42:52Speaker 6: I was, I didn't care nothing about this here but
- 42:55Speaker 6: the ishold crack in Baltimore last when she was ninety.
- 43:00Speaker 2: You're not selling crack to nobody that size. They taking
- 43:03Speaker 2: the crack from you.
- 43:06Speaker 6: Ain'tybody anybody handing you know money, dog and Jadad nineteen
- 43:11Speaker 6: was smaller than she is now.
- 43:13Speaker 2: She ain't sold no crack in Baltimore. What you're trying
- 43:15Speaker 2: to make where that comes from? You sold crack?
- 43:19Speaker 4: Why? Why?
- 43:21Speaker 2: You're from a good family. Your mama work with you.
- 43:25Speaker 2: What he was on the wire, Now, did y'all see
- 43:31Speaker 2: the wire string of ass crack.
- 43:36Speaker 3: Cracking.
- 43:37Speaker 6: Crack was not an internet drug. You can't order online
- 43:40Speaker 6: back then. You got to be out there on them corners.
- 43:45Speaker 6: Cracking is a corner drug.
- 43:47Speaker 2: Jada pe Can ain't still on no damn corner selling
- 43:50Speaker 2: no damn drugs.
- 43:51Speaker 6: Don't poys it little boy out here, give me them
- 43:53Speaker 6: damn your ass back in school, wouldn't.
- 43:55Speaker 1: Pot beans breaking it down? Coming up next, and thanks
- 44:02Speaker 1: for all our phone calls today.
- 44:03Speaker 2: Co there give me some of that crack from another
- 44:05Speaker 2: skinny had bought down there.
- 44:09Speaker 1: We'll hear from the nephew with today's prank phone call
- 44:13Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. Coming up
- 44:19Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
- 44:22Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
- 44:25Speaker 1: whose costume is this? We'll get into that find out
- 44:28Speaker 1: what that's all about in just a few because right
- 44:30Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
- 44:34Speaker 1: What you got for us today?
- 44:35Speaker 7: Now, Well, Shirley, any church you go to, they're gonna
- 44:39Speaker 7: have one that just ooh, it's just a bit much,
- 44:42Speaker 7: just a little too much. It's always one that's just scary.
- 44:45Speaker 7: You scared of them, the church usher. The church usher
- 44:50Speaker 7: that is not the person you do not want to
- 44:54Speaker 7: be on their bad side. Touch usher. Let's go catch this. Hello, Hello,
- 45:00Speaker 7: I'm trying to reach your sister.
- 45:04Speaker 9: How you doing?
- 45:05Speaker 4: Uh?
- 45:06Speaker 2: Good?
- 45:06Speaker 7: Good evening to you, ma'am. I don't mean to be
- 45:08Speaker 7: giving you a call this late in the evening, but
- 45:10Speaker 7: I I am the New Youth minister.
- 45:13Speaker 2: I haven't. My name is Sean Williams over at Missionary
- 45:17Speaker 2: Baptist Church.
- 45:17Speaker 9: Which mineus, which New Youth, Minnesota.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Uh, he's no longer with the church anymore. Man, No,
- 45:26Speaker 2: oh my, now, well, I'm not at liberty to speak
- 45:30Speaker 2: upon that.
- 45:31Speaker 7: But but what I was doing is getting around and
- 45:34Speaker 7: making sure I met everyone because I haven't met everyone yet,
- 45:37Speaker 7: and I wanted to reach out to everyone at the church.
- 45:42Speaker 7: But listen, let me, let me get down to some
- 45:44Speaker 7: more business, because I've I've spoken with the pastor.
- 45:48Speaker 5: Uh we spoke bishop, but bishop Okay, I spoke with
- 45:56Speaker 5: him on yesterday, and we have narrowed some things down
- 46:01Speaker 5: of a few changes we're going to be making at
- 46:03Speaker 5: the church.
- 46:04Speaker 7: And what we want to do is one of the
- 46:06Speaker 7: major subjects that have come up, sister, is that we're
- 46:10Speaker 7: wanting you, if at all possible, and the deacons we're
- 46:14Speaker 7: in on this meeting as well, but wanting you to
- 46:16Speaker 7: change your attitude when people are coming in and you're
- 46:20Speaker 7: seating them. From my understanding, it's gotten to the point
- 46:22Speaker 7: where they.
- 46:22Speaker 9: Think you're wait wait wait wait, wait wait wait a minute,
- 46:25Speaker 9: wait about had a meeting on me?
- 46:27Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't a meeting.
- 46:30Speaker 9: Listen here, I've been ushering on that usher board for
- 46:34Speaker 9: forty seven years. I am the sor usher on that
- 46:38Speaker 9: uncher board, and I've been trying to be nuts about it.
- 46:41Speaker 9: But I don't understand how y'all don't have a meeting
- 46:43Speaker 9: without me. All but now you won't call in and
- 46:47Speaker 9: tell me that you won't you having a meeting on
- 46:50Speaker 9: me about me being nice, always nice?
- 46:54Speaker 7: Well, ma'am, that doesn't seem to be the problem with that.
- 46:56Speaker 7: Sounds you twenty seven man.
- 47:00Speaker 9: Gonna some boy to call me? You know this don't
- 47:04Speaker 9: make no pay.
- 47:06Speaker 4: What is it?
- 47:07Speaker 2: Well?
- 47:07Speaker 7: What that's actually my call, ma'am, is that maybe we
- 47:11Speaker 7: figured if I would call and speak with you about
- 47:13Speaker 7: the matter, that maybe we can get to some type
- 47:15Speaker 7: of uh rectifying this situation to where we.
- 47:19Speaker 9: Can We're gonna rectify here. I'm gonna rectify you calling
- 47:23Speaker 9: me this time of night.
- 47:24Speaker 5: Tell my some meet.
- 47:26Speaker 9: This don't make no time. And I don't appressionate you
- 47:29Speaker 9: calling me any time of night. Away, Bishop, I need
- 47:33Speaker 9: to speak the bishop. Bishop's I've been at this ter
- 47:38Speaker 9: be for seven years. I've been say, oh my life,
- 47:40Speaker 9: this don't make no type of sense. You calling me
- 47:42Speaker 9: here with this mess that isall gonna make me cuss.
- 47:45Speaker 9: I'm trying to be a question but y'all not gonna
- 47:49Speaker 9: lost me be a Christian. She's just gonna just gonna
- 47:51Speaker 9: agitate me with this mess telling me about something.
- 47:54Speaker 3: Be nice.
- 47:55Speaker 2: Well, ma'am.
- 47:55Speaker 7: That that that you're having problems when you're seeding the people,
- 47:58Speaker 7: and that's all that we're trying to get work the product.
- 48:01Speaker 9: People don't want to sit down. They want to go
- 48:03Speaker 9: over here, they want to go over there. They want
- 48:05Speaker 9: to have the children running too, and so it's like
- 48:06Speaker 9: a bunch of beamons a while he's just bucking around
- 48:10Speaker 9: in the trench like they ain't got no sense. And
- 48:12Speaker 9: I'm not gonna have it in my section.
- 48:14Speaker 4: My section is gonna be strife, and I understand it.
- 48:16Speaker 7: Let you know what, sister, I think if we did this,
- 48:20Speaker 7: if you would do me a favor and hold your phone,
- 48:22Speaker 7: and if you would just bow your head right now
- 48:24Speaker 7: for me, maybe we can come to to get to
- 48:28Speaker 7: get the man up.
- 48:29Speaker 9: What am I buying my head for? I ain't nothing clean, baby.
- 48:34Speaker 9: If we can floors as clean as hospital coffee, it
- 48:37Speaker 9: don't make no trap.
- 48:38Speaker 5: What if I buy my head.
- 48:39Speaker 7: If you could, maybe, if you could close your eyes, sister, Sister,
- 48:44Speaker 7: I want.
- 48:44Speaker 9: Close now, I said. You called me and woke me
- 48:46Speaker 9: up out of my fleet with this mess. Come out
- 48:48Speaker 9: I meet and I am very knowing as this, and
- 48:51Speaker 9: I don't appreciate it. I'm gonna tell you right now,
- 48:53Speaker 9: I'm gonna.
- 48:53Speaker 5: Speak to me now.
- 48:55Speaker 4: Father.
- 48:55Speaker 2: We asked that you look down up on ster.
- 48:58Speaker 7: We asked that you look down upon her right now,
- 49:02Speaker 7: asking that you put a smile on her face on
- 49:04Speaker 7: Sunday morning, asking that you'll put some joy in her
- 49:08Speaker 7: heart on Sunday morning, an that you draw all the
- 49:11Speaker 7: pain that she in, the anguish that she might be
- 49:13Speaker 7: going through, whatever demon there is inside, We asked that
- 49:17Speaker 7: you draw that demon out. We asked that you poured
- 49:20Speaker 7: that demon away from sister right now. An your name,
- 49:25Speaker 7: we ask all of these blessings to.
- 49:27Speaker 9: Come, because I don't appreciate this boy. I don't even
- 49:29Speaker 9: know who you is. All my number.
- 49:32Speaker 7: Pastor gave me the number one and asked me to
- 49:35Speaker 7: call I am like I said, I'm Sean Williams.
- 49:36Speaker 9: We haven't met yet, and I am the new you know,
- 49:39Speaker 9: he know he don't act that way and if Bishop
- 49:42Speaker 9: for the third time, I told you, boy, Bishop, be
- 49:45Speaker 9: respectful of the folks.
- 49:46Speaker 10: See that's what ms ing.
- 49:47Speaker 7: Let me let me let me say this right. Here's sister,
- 49:51Speaker 7: and maybe this will shed some light on things a little.
- 49:55Speaker 2: Bit clear out.
- 49:56Speaker 9: I'm tryst to you.
- 49:58Speaker 2: This is nephew Timmy from a Steve harp In morning show.
- 50:00Speaker 2: You just got pranked by sister.
- 50:04Speaker 7: Who is also an usher at the church mission there
- 50:08Speaker 7: a Baptists.
- 50:10Speaker 2: Yes, this is a.
- 50:13Speaker 9: Messing, but we already that.
- 50:15Speaker 7: Yes, yep, this don't make.
- 50:16Speaker 9: No sense, Lord him, but this is embarrassing.
- 50:20Speaker 5: Oh my god, this is.
- 50:23Speaker 9: Show.
- 50:23Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am, that's that's that's that's my uncle.
- 50:25Speaker 9: This is just a joke though, manimm yes, o Lord,
- 50:31Speaker 9: how you doing timing?
- 50:33Speaker 2: You're doing sister?
- 50:36Speaker 9: So this is I am?
- 50:39Speaker 7: I am in Do you listen to the show?
- 50:42Speaker 9: Every I never would accept my l on that. Oh Lord,
- 50:47Speaker 9: oh my god, I got me on this radio.
- 50:52Speaker 2: Sister did this here to you?
- 50:56Speaker 7: Well?
- 50:56Speaker 3: How about it?
- 50:57Speaker 9: Y'all call me back and we get sisters. How we
- 51:01Speaker 9: do that? We do we will do a plank on
- 51:05Speaker 9: her bill at a couple of bills. You know, you
- 51:08Speaker 9: shot a little.
- 51:11Speaker 5: They got all her business.
- 51:14Speaker 7: What is the baddest radio show in the land?
- 51:17Speaker 9: What is the Steve Harvey Morning Show? And little Tommy
- 51:22Speaker 9: and holler and mother look cheering them.
- 51:23Speaker 3: Little devil.
- 51:25Speaker 5: He is so cute.
- 51:26Speaker 9: I love us.
- 51:29Speaker 5: This is so y'all.
- 51:30Speaker 9: I'm so sorry. Please forgive me.
- 51:35Speaker 7: Okay, all right, all right.
- 51:36Speaker 2: Thanks too much.
- 51:38Speaker 1: Hey, Temmy, Crystal from Chicago left you a voicemail. You
- 51:41Speaker 1: want to hear it?
- 51:43Speaker 2: Rushta here it go.
- 51:45Speaker 14: Good morning, mister Harvey and the morning crew. Tommy, this
- 51:50Speaker 14: is Chris. Come on, here's mis Chicago and that peacoat
- 51:53Speaker 14: It's six fifty five am on Wednesday, and I'm listening
- 51:57Speaker 14: to you talk about you want to bring a peacock.
- 52:00Speaker 14: It's forty two degrees here, man, here in Atlanta, y'all
- 52:04Speaker 14: don't like it cold.
- 52:05Speaker 2: Come on here with that pea coat.
- 52:06Speaker 6: Man, it's forty two degrees at seven.
- 52:08Speaker 9: In the morning.
- 52:09Speaker 14: Come on up here with that pea coat on and
- 52:11Speaker 14: see what the Hawks do to you. Okay, come on, baby,
- 52:15Speaker 14: bring it now. I'm advising you you better dress for
- 52:19Speaker 14: success with that cold ass their love.
- 52:22Speaker 1: You have a good morning, guys.
- 52:24Speaker 14: Keep doing what you're.
- 52:25Speaker 1: Doing, all right, Crystal?
- 52:28Speaker 7: All right, get rid of the pea coat. I need
- 52:30Speaker 7: something else.
- 52:31Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish you had told me what to bring.
- 52:35Speaker 2: I told you that before you go down. He already
- 52:37Speaker 2: told you. Don't bring the time.
- 52:38Speaker 1: Yeah, anything heavy, something heavy, and layer up, something, layer up.
- 52:46Speaker 2: But what I need by eight pound drawers and then
- 52:49Speaker 2: some loans.
- 52:50Speaker 1: Yeah, thermoil, Yeah, a scar for hat, gloves, all of that.
- 53:00Speaker 7: N I'm gonna be sweating and all that. That's just
- 53:02Speaker 7: that's just too much. That's just okay.
- 53:05Speaker 1: Like Crystal said, the peacup.
- 53:09Speaker 11: If you need the same coat, you need the same
- 53:11Speaker 11: coat that Jordan Love played for Green Bay Package.
- 53:14Speaker 2: When you're on the side line, you need that coat
- 53:15Speaker 2: he got.
- 53:18Speaker 4: Keep it warm, keep me warm, all right?
- 53:21Speaker 2: I got my coat ibida, all right, nephew.
- 53:24Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letter. The subject is who's costume
- 53:28Speaker 1: is this? We'll get into it right after this. You're
- 53:31Speaker 1: listening Hard Morning Show. It is time now for today's
- 53:36Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
- 53:41Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
- 53:44Speaker 1: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
- 53:48Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
- 53:50Speaker 1: going to read this one right here, right now, and
- 53:53Speaker 1: you never know it could be yours.
- 53:56Speaker 7: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
- 53:58Speaker 7: We guide it for you. Here it is girl Berby.
- 54:00Speaker 1: Let them thank you, f you subject whose Halloween costume
- 54:04Speaker 1: is this? Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband and I have
- 54:08Speaker 1: four children, and he is a great father and provider.
- 54:11Speaker 1: But I think he's grown tired of our marriage. He
- 54:14Speaker 1: has been going to have a drink before he gets home,
- 54:17Speaker 1: and he told me his school counseling job has been
- 54:19Speaker 1: stressful lately, so he needs to relax before he gets home.
- 54:24Speaker 1: I think that something else is going on, and it
- 54:26Speaker 1: involves a woman at the school. He works at the
- 54:29Speaker 1: high school that our oldest son attends, and all next
- 54:32Speaker 1: week is spirit week for homecoming. Each day has a theme.
- 54:37Speaker 1: Monday's theme is the seventies. So my husband had to
- 54:40Speaker 1: get my son and himself a costume. He went to
- 54:43Speaker 1: a costume store to get two Afro wigs and said
- 54:46Speaker 1: that's all they needed, but he only bought He only
- 54:49Speaker 1: brought one of the Afros in the house, so I
- 54:52Speaker 1: went to see if the other wig was in the car.
- 54:56Speaker 1: There were two bags in the car one on the
- 54:58Speaker 1: back seat and one unkind of stuffed under the front
- 55:02Speaker 1: seat of my husband's car. I got the afro and
- 55:05Speaker 1: then I looked at the other bag closely. There was
- 55:08Speaker 1: a size medium brown haultertop with fringes on it and
- 55:12Speaker 1: a brown spandex skirt to match, with a headband and
- 55:16Speaker 1: a pair of big hoop ear rings. It looked like
- 55:18Speaker 1: a Pocahontas costume to me, but I guess it was
- 55:20Speaker 1: supposed to be a seventies costume. I went back inside
- 55:25Speaker 1: and asked my son how the shopping trip went. He
- 55:28Speaker 1: said Dad ran in to get the two afros while
- 55:31Speaker 1: he stayed in the car because his dad parked illegally.
- 55:34Speaker 1: What that means is my husband purposely went into the
- 55:37Speaker 1: store alone to get him and some woman a costume.
- 55:41Speaker 1: I laid the costume on our bed and my husband
- 55:43Speaker 1: almost screamed when he walked in the room. He asked
- 55:47Speaker 1: me how I found it, and he said it was mine.
- 55:50Speaker 1: I can't fit that and I don't work with him,
- 55:53Speaker 1: so why would I need a costume? Why won't he
- 55:56Speaker 1: tell me the truth? Why would he lie? You ask
- 56:01Speaker 1: why won't he tell you the truth? Do you listen
- 56:03Speaker 1: to the men on this show at all. You know
- 56:05Speaker 1: their motto, right, You have to lie. That is their motto.
- 56:08Speaker 1: You have to lie, even when the truth will do.
- 56:11Speaker 1: They can flip a lie around and make you think
- 56:13Speaker 1: you did something wrong. Okay, that's how we do it
- 56:17Speaker 1: here on this show, the men anyway. But there's a
- 56:20Speaker 1: lot going on in this letter and in this marriage.
- 56:23Speaker 1: You'd think your husband has grown tired of your marriage,
- 56:26Speaker 1: and you think he's cheating with the woman who works
- 56:28Speaker 1: at the school with him. He says he's been stressed out,
- 56:31Speaker 1: so he goes to have a drink to relax before
- 56:33Speaker 1: coming home. Is he saying he can't relax at home
- 56:37Speaker 1: or is he drinking and relaxing with this woman for work.
- 56:41Speaker 1: I'm sure these are your questions, and you pretty much
- 56:44Speaker 1: got your answer once you found the hidden bags under
- 56:46Speaker 1: the car seat. He bought a costume for this woman,
- 56:49Speaker 1: which was beyond stupid. He left the evidence behind beyond
- 56:54Speaker 1: stupid again, thinking you would never find it.
- 56:56Speaker 2: But you did.
- 56:57Speaker 1: You found it. I say, yes onto something. I love
- 57:01Speaker 1: how you lay the costumes out on the bed and
- 57:04Speaker 1: he almost screamed when he saw them. Guilty. All he
- 57:07Speaker 1: could say was that it was yours. You're not going
- 57:11Speaker 1: to the party, to the events at the school. You
- 57:14Speaker 1: said that you knew he was lying right then and there.
- 57:17Speaker 1: I believe there is something going on between him and
- 57:20Speaker 1: the woman at work, which explains the matching costumes. But
- 57:22Speaker 1: please do not sit around and wait for him to
- 57:24Speaker 1: tell you the truth about it. That's not going to happen,
- 57:27Speaker 1: all right.
- 57:28Speaker 6: Steve Well, well, well, well, whose Halloween costume is this?
- 57:38Speaker 4: Lord? Is?
- 57:39Speaker 6: This story unfolds? It gets more raggedy as you go
- 57:43Speaker 6: down the paper. Yeah, your husband, y'all got four kids.
- 57:48Speaker 6: He's a great father provider, but I think he's grown
- 57:51Speaker 6: tired of our marriage.
- 57:53Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 57:54Speaker 6: He been having a gold have a drink before he
- 57:56Speaker 6: gets home, and he told me his school counseling.
- 57:58Speaker 2: Job has been stressful, so he needs to relax before
- 58:01Speaker 2: he get home. That's true. You work around kids all
- 58:06Speaker 2: day as a counselor, and then you got.
- 58:09Speaker 6: To come home to the foe at your house. And
- 58:12Speaker 6: we learned later on in the letter that the oldest
- 58:15Speaker 6: boy go to the high school. He got to stop
- 58:18Speaker 6: and get a drink. Yeah, and if he tied in
- 58:21Speaker 6: the marriage, probably Yeah. Yeah, I don't really know what's
- 58:26Speaker 6: happening in your house. But now it probably ain't all
- 58:29Speaker 6: that exciting. Way more exciting down the happy hour. I
- 58:34Speaker 6: think something else is going on and involves a woman
- 58:36Speaker 6: at the school he worked at high school the oldest
- 58:39Speaker 6: boy go to and his spirit week for home coming.
- 58:42Speaker 6: Now this is where the letter starts turning. Each day
- 58:45Speaker 6: has a theme. Monday stem is the seventies. So my
- 58:48Speaker 6: husband had to get my son and himself a costume.
- 58:51Speaker 6: He went to the costume store to get two Afro
- 58:53Speaker 6: whigs and said that's all they needed. But they only
- 58:55Speaker 6: bought one Afro in the house, so I went to
- 58:59Speaker 6: see if the other wig was in the car. I'm
- 59:02Speaker 6: curious as to why he only bought one.
- 59:05Speaker 2: Afro wig in the house. I'm curious about that, and
- 59:10Speaker 2: maybe I'll find out the reason as we go on.
- 59:13Speaker 2: I don't know. There was two bags in the car.
- 59:18Speaker 6: One on the back seat and one kind of stuffed
- 59:21Speaker 6: under the front seat of my husband's car. I got
- 59:23Speaker 6: the afro and then I looked at the other bag closely.
- 59:27Speaker 6: That was a sized, medium brown halted top with fringes
- 59:31Speaker 6: on it. Brown spanned the skirt to match with a headband,
- 59:35Speaker 6: a pair of big hoop earings. It looked like a
- 59:37Speaker 6: Pocahontas costume to me, But I guess it's supposed to
- 59:40Speaker 6: be a seventies costume. I'm telling you right now, that's
- 59:43Speaker 6: seventies all day. That's what Earth went in five came
- 59:47Speaker 6: up out the stage with at the Richfield Coliseum. That's seventies.
- 59:53Speaker 6: You better know your time periods. Don't play with us
- 59:56Speaker 6: with seventies people, ocahonnas. That's Earth winning fire.
- 1:00:03Speaker 4: Elements.
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: The hell are you talking about. That's when it came
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: about to flow into TPS.
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: This is not about Earth winning fire. Well for two
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: the hour. Today's Strawberry letter, subject, whose costume is this?
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: hard Morning show. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. The subject is, whose costume is this?
- 1:00:34Speaker 6: Okay, we got to get to it quickly because the
- 1:00:36Speaker 6: problem is laid on in the letter. This woman been
- 1:00:40Speaker 6: married to husband, they got four kids. He's a counselor
- 1:00:43Speaker 6: at of high school. She thinks he's tired of the marriage.
- 1:00:46Speaker 6: I think if you thank somebody tied to your ass.
- 1:00:48Speaker 6: They usually are. He's probably even got dry. Ain't nothing happening.
- 1:00:56Speaker 6: You just settling into a rout existence. Yeah, he probably tied. Yeah,
- 1:01:02Speaker 6: you probably tied of him. You just ain't saying nothing.
- 1:01:05Speaker 6: So y'all tied to each other. He been stopping to
- 1:01:08Speaker 6: get a drink before he come home lately, says it's
- 1:01:10Speaker 6: been stressing him out. He's a counselor at a high school.
- 1:01:12Speaker 6: His son go to the high school. Y'all, oldest boy,
- 1:01:15Speaker 6: he ain't stress up, so he's stopping to get a drink.
- 1:01:18Speaker 6: But you say, you think it's another woman involved. He said,
- 1:01:21Speaker 6: y'all having Spirit Week for home coming at your son's
- 1:01:23Speaker 6: school where he's a counselor, and it's a theme every day.
- 1:01:27Speaker 6: First day in the seventies. So he go to the
- 1:01:30Speaker 6: costume store to buy two afro wigs. He said, that's
- 1:01:33Speaker 6: all they need. But he only bought one afro wig
- 1:01:38Speaker 6: in the house, so Miss Nosey went out to see
- 1:01:42Speaker 6: if the.
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: Other wig was in the car.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: Oh really, miss Yeah.
- 1:01:46Speaker 6: There was two bags in the car, one on the
- 1:01:48Speaker 6: back seat and one kind of stuffed under the front
- 1:01:51Speaker 6: seat of my husband's car.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: Why did boy put his bag in his trunk.
- 1:01:55Speaker 4: I do my note.
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: I got the afro. Then I looked at the other
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: bad closer.
- 1:02:01Speaker 6: Here we go, size medium, brown, halted top fridges on it,
- 1:02:06Speaker 6: brown span deck skirt to match, headband, pair, big hoop
- 1:02:11Speaker 6: e rings. It looked like a Pocahontas costume to me,
- 1:02:13Speaker 6: But I guess it was supposed to be a seventies costume.
- 1:02:16Speaker 7: It was.
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: It was a seventies costume.
- 1:02:23Speaker 6: It's what Earth Winding Fire came about to float with
- 1:02:26Speaker 6: at the Richfield Coliseum when the Spirit album came out,
- 1:02:29Speaker 6: Nine Tpees came about the flow.
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: I was there.
- 1:02:33Speaker 6: I had a feather in my hair with a head
- 1:02:37Speaker 6: band I had on the mock skin vest. I had
- 1:02:42Speaker 6: passed and my sister sold the shingles down the side.
- 1:02:45Speaker 6: Uh huh, I WoT some moccasins that was too loose.
- 1:02:51Speaker 4: Oh.
- 1:02:51Speaker 6: I went back inside to ask my son how to
- 1:02:53Speaker 6: shopping trip went. He said his dad ran in to
- 1:02:56Speaker 6: get the two afros while he stayed in the car
- 1:02:58Speaker 6: because his dad had park illegally. What that means is
- 1:03:02Speaker 6: my husband purposely went into the store alan to get
- 1:03:06Speaker 6: him and some woman a costume. Okay, okay, that do
- 1:03:11Speaker 6: sound true? Stay in the car boy and legally park.
- 1:03:14Speaker 6: What are he gonna do? I'm going in with you, Daddy,
- 1:03:16Speaker 6: I said, stay your ass in the car in case
- 1:03:19Speaker 6: they come by and give us a ticket.
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: You can move it now. The boy hoping they come
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: by so he can drive the car. See what I'm saying.
- 1:03:26Speaker 6: I laid the costume on my bed, and my husband
- 1:03:29Speaker 6: almost screamed when he walked into the room. Boy, you
- 1:03:31Speaker 6: could walk in that room and saw that little lady's
- 1:03:34Speaker 6: pokehonna's outfit laying on that bed.
- 1:03:41Speaker 3: God man, how you how you find it?
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: He asked me? How I found that? He said, it
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: was mine. Here is the key to this whole letter.
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: I can't fit that. There we go. That's it. That's
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: why he's sick in your hands right there?
- 1:04:03Speaker 4: What there?
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: Because you ain't a medium no more? He tied in.
- 1:04:08Speaker 6: You didn't even try to spandeck. You could have tried
- 1:04:11Speaker 6: it on, but you can't fit no medium. No Lord,
- 1:04:15Speaker 6: you probably like old she's not a medium. Okay, what
- 1:04:20Speaker 6: I'm trying.
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: To think about. But when you look at the medium
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: to be offended.
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: Though, but she didn't even need a costume, Steve.
- 1:04:29Speaker 6: Yeah, see listen, I watched the letter who is how
- 1:04:31Speaker 6: the letter turned? And I don't work with him? So
- 1:04:33Speaker 6: why would I need a costume? Why won't he tell
- 1:04:38Speaker 6: me the truth? He's sad it is yours because now
- 1:04:42Speaker 6: he's gonna invite you. You are now invited to the
- 1:04:45Speaker 6: costume party. And baby, I bought this medium because that's
- 1:04:52Speaker 6: how you look to me.
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: You still fine? Now do I need to go back
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: and get a bigger size?
- 1:05:02Speaker 6: Dang?
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: So, baby, just don't feel what size you need?
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:05:10Speaker 6: What we got to piss off to where she don't
- 1:05:12Speaker 6: want to go to the Party's right?
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: And what about this?
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: Why did he leave it in the car? Was he
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: gonna surprise her?
- 1:05:21Speaker 4: Oh?
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: Now, let me tell you this. Two things. Two things.
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: Number one, that bag she'd have got put in the trunk.
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: Okay, so you agree with that?
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: Yeah, so okay, Yeah it was a surprise.
- 1:05:35Speaker 6: But he forgot the wig wasn't in the same bag
- 1:05:40Speaker 6: that your Pocahontas outfit was in.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: This is not for me.
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: This is all gone to hell. Don Yeah, you in
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: the well the trouble.
- 1:05:50Speaker 6: Yes, really, I don't know how you're gonna do this
- 1:05:53Speaker 6: right here, but I sure want to see that little
- 1:05:56Speaker 6: thing down at the school that you done brought this
- 1:05:57Speaker 6: little spandanss halt the top for with that little with
- 1:06:01Speaker 6: them big hoop ear rings. And let me tell y'all something.
- 1:06:04Speaker 6: I bet this is for after this for after the party.
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: It's not a party.
- 1:06:10Speaker 11: They just dressed like that at school all day and
- 1:06:13Speaker 11: then next day it's a different thing.
- 1:06:15Speaker 6: Yes, no, listen to me, remember this, do caller, he
- 1:06:19Speaker 6: go have drinks every day before we come home.
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: They going to drink in that little span dish.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: All right, today, Strawberry Letters, you have them on Instagram and.
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: Babs legs while we drink.
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: And check out the.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app Free never
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: sounded so good. You can download it today now coming
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: up at forty six minutes after the hour, Junior and
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: Sports Talk right after this. You're listening morning show and
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: now Junior is here, ladies and gentlemen with Sports Talk.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: What you got for us?
- 1:06:55Speaker 4: Junior?
- 1:06:56Speaker 11: Okay, first of all, the Houston Astros are down two
- 1:06:59Speaker 11: games in a see were down two games?
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: Yeah that's yeah, okay, we gotta take that.
- 1:07:05Speaker 11: Well, no, no, don't do that, No, don't do that.
- 1:07:09Speaker 11: We we just said, well, because you feel to be
- 1:07:12Speaker 11: negative that what you feel.
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: I mean, no, no, down two games is negative. It's
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: negative too.
- 1:07:21Speaker 4: What what?
- 1:07:22Speaker 6: What the hell are you blaming me for? You said
- 1:07:25Speaker 6: they down two games? They ain't played, but two That
- 1:07:28Speaker 6: don't sound negative.
- 1:07:29Speaker 12: To you.
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: Yourself.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: I did started with astro. I had to man because
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: I team. But that's cool. We're gonna We're gonna come back.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: We're gonna come back, not from two.
- 1:07:45Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah?
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: How long is this series? Seven games? That's a seven?
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: That's a sep.
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: Can't you tell you know who did that?
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: I'm kissing y'all? Good bye? Go ahead.
- 1:08:02Speaker 11: Also, man, let's just talk about this man, the Colorado
- 1:08:05Speaker 11: Buffalo's man lost the game. I know you probably didn't
- 1:08:08Speaker 11: see it. They was up twenty nine nothing at halftime.
- 1:08:11Speaker 11: They lost to Stanford forty six to forty three, twenty
- 1:08:15Speaker 11: nine nothing at halftime. Stanford came back Prime. Good thing
- 1:08:19Speaker 11: about this day four and three. The whole thing about
- 1:08:21Speaker 11: it is, do you think there's a problem with them
- 1:08:23Speaker 11: understanding that they're not Deon Samers? Everybody said, but you
- 1:08:26Speaker 11: know what, he's coaching these boys, and he feels like, hey,
- 1:08:29Speaker 11: we got coach Prime, and coach Prime saying hey, y'all
- 1:08:33Speaker 11: not me, y'all not doing the things out you? Is
- 1:08:35Speaker 11: it a problem with Deon Sanders now college football?
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: They're looking at him like, hey, this is not is
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: this first year?
- 1:08:41Speaker 6: He got a completely new team. Like he said, y'all
- 1:08:44Speaker 6: better jump on him now because it's the worst they
- 1:08:46Speaker 6: gonna ever be. He gonna go recruit some bulldogs up front.
- 1:08:51Speaker 6: He gonna get some cows up front on that line.
- 1:08:53Speaker 6: That's the only thing they miss it is a defensive
- 1:08:56Speaker 6: line at the offensive line. He gonna go fix that
- 1:08:58Speaker 6: problem right there. He gonna bringing some big boys that
- 1:09:01Speaker 6: transferred Portal gonna come up. He gonna get some boys
- 1:09:04Speaker 6: up at Alabama. He will go to big boys up
- 1:09:06Speaker 6: out of Florida, and it's gonna be game on this
- 1:09:08Speaker 6: his first year. Man, he was gonna be making moves
- 1:09:11Speaker 6: after this way.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: Why does he have to be a miracle walker first season?
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: He's doing great.
- 1:09:21Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I think he's doing great. I just hate
- 1:09:23Speaker 11: the fact that he keep judging him based on this
- 1:09:26Speaker 11: one year.
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: This one year. Hold up, they've been judging his whole career.
- 1:09:31Speaker 6: He used to this he been in the spotlight though
- 1:09:35Speaker 6: he been, He's been prime time his whole life.
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: He used to this. It's all right, we still believe,
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: we still believe Prime. All right, you talking about the
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: Colorado team. You ain't talking about the Astros. Stop coming up.
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: Steven Guy on social media says working the night shift
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: is affecting his health. Will talk about it right after this.
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: So, Steve Elliott on Facebook rights, I recently got a
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: job that has me working night shifts. The change in
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: schedule has thrown off my routine. My eating habits are erratic,
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: and I can hardly find the energy to exercise. Now.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: I've started to gain weight and feel sluggish all the time.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: I want to stay healthy and fit, but the odd
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: hours make it so challenging. Do you have any advice
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: for me? How can I adapt to this new schedule
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: and stay healthy?
- 1:10:36Speaker 7: Well?
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: Doesn't work night shift or does he work graveyard?
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: He says night shifts night shift says.
- 1:10:42Speaker 6: On the twelve graveyard is twelve to eight. Yeah, he
- 1:10:46Speaker 6: didn't say both of him is mind numbing?
- 1:10:50Speaker 4: Both of ye. Oh.
- 1:10:52Speaker 6: I suggest you try to elevate you because that would
- 1:10:56Speaker 6: at least get you base, get you a basic ground,
- 1:10:59Speaker 6: because your bio thrown off if you work the graveyard
- 1:11:03Speaker 6: shift is the worst shift than all of them. I've
- 1:11:05Speaker 6: worked at shift before twelve midnight to eight in the morning.
- 1:11:07Speaker 6: Because I don't care who you are, the human body's
- 1:11:11Speaker 6: biol rhythms.
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: At four a m. Your ass is sleeping. I don't
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: give it. Damn Where you at?
- 1:11:18Speaker 4: What job?
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: At four am? The blackest hour of the night.
- 1:11:24Speaker 6: It is always darkest four to dunk from four to
- 1:11:28Speaker 6: five thirty down midnight. It's black dark at four am.
- 1:11:34Speaker 6: And your body has a biol rhythm clock that has.
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: Been operating on.
- 1:11:38Speaker 6: I don't know if that's the correct term for it,
- 1:11:39Speaker 6: but your body's used to it by nature, and so
- 1:11:42Speaker 6: that's what's causing them balance.
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: But first of all, you're gonna have to do two things.
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: Get self some elevate you.
- 1:11:48Speaker 6: And secondly, stop saying that you off balance. Stop saying
- 1:11:54Speaker 6: you can't get your rhythm. Stop saying you feel sluggish,
- 1:11:58Speaker 6: even though this is factual. Right now, all of that
- 1:12:00Speaker 6: can be adjusted with a mental adjustment. You got to
- 1:12:03Speaker 6: mentally adjust to this thing, because get job, dog. I'll
- 1:12:07Speaker 6: tell you what be sluggish for you if you get fired.
- 1:12:10Speaker 6: That's when you asked stop saying that. Now I'm just
- 1:12:15Speaker 6: saying that's why you need to hear. Make this mental adjustment.
- 1:12:18Speaker 6: Go to Elevate You dot Com. Get yourself some elevate
- 1:12:21Speaker 6: You green drink so you can start putting some vitality
- 1:12:24Speaker 6: in your cell system. Or you can go to Walmart
- 1:12:27Speaker 6: all you can go to Walmart dot com will get
- 1:12:30Speaker 6: you some elevate you man and feel better about yourself.
- 1:12:33Speaker 6: You're digesting and your energy or pick up and you
- 1:12:35Speaker 6: gotta get back. Remember to get energy, you have to
- 1:12:38Speaker 6: exert energy. You only get energy when you exert it.
- 1:12:43Speaker 6: So if you're feeling sluggish, if you want to start
- 1:12:46Speaker 6: feeling more energetic, you gotta get active.
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: Yeah, energy gets energy. Go for a walk. Do something
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: that helps too, don't it not? If you're tied on
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: that gray sift. You don't hail six. You just got in.
- 1:13:11Speaker 6: Showing a way out the door. You coming in the
- 1:13:13Speaker 6: dome and you got to talk into it all that.
- 1:13:18Speaker 6: How to put this makeup in this closed on?
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: Stop Herbert.
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: All right, I think we have time for one more.
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: Danielle and Steve Harvey FM Rights. Ever since I started
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: working from home, the lines between my professional and personal
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: life have blurred. My work emails ping at all hours
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: and I'm always finding myself working late into the night.
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: I miss having a clear line between office hours and
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: personal time. My husband wants to make out as soon
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: as I close my laptop. My laptop. I love the
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: flexibility of remote work, but how can I bring some
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: balance back into my life and make sure I don't
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: burn out?
- 1:13:59Speaker 6: Well, it's real simple, that's up to you. You work
- 1:14:01Speaker 6: at home office, you have office hours, you got home hours.
- 1:14:06Speaker 6: Why don't you set some parameters. It can ping all night,
- 1:14:08Speaker 6: but that don't mean you got to answer. Put that down,
- 1:14:11Speaker 6: computer on sleep. You know, six seven o'clock you wake up,
- 1:14:15Speaker 6: cut your computer on eight o'clock at night, turn your
- 1:14:18Speaker 6: compute off.
- 1:14:19Speaker 2: I do it all the time. Yeah, matter of fact,
- 1:14:23Speaker 2: I don't give it. Damn if you do ping me pain? Oh,
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: we don't what you do? Fact, let me read it
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: to you right now. How many pins do went off
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: that I ain't gave it?
- 1:14:32Speaker 4: Damn?
- 1:14:32Speaker 6: About thirteen nine and forty yep, that's how many emails
- 1:14:38Speaker 6: I ain't. Oh, we're gonna call me if you want to.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harby Morning
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: Show coming up at twenty minutes after the hour. Right
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: after this you're listening Hardy Morning show. Well, according to
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: the Philadelphia Inquirer, Rebok his name to get this guy's
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: seventy six years NBA great Allen Iverson as its vice
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: president of Basketball. The move comes in conjunction with Shaquille
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: O'Neil being named President of Reebok Basketball by the shoe company.
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: Both Hall of famers are longtime brand partners with Reebok.
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: Iverson's role will be to drive player recruitment along with
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: leading grassroots and community based initiatives. Allen Iverson, who is
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: forty eight years old, has a lifetime contract with Reebok
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: and will receive thirty two million dollars trust on his
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: fifty fifth birthday. So congratulations, go ahead, Alan, So yeah,
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: you like.
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: That, Yeah, Helen and schaf.
- 1:15:45Speaker 6: The smartest guy out there right now is Shaquille O'Neill.
- 1:15:50Speaker 6: You know, people don't understand you. All these commercials you
- 1:15:52Speaker 6: see him in Dog. He's owners in these companies.
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: I mean, man, no man, J C. Penny, Carnival, Cruise Line,
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: Icy Hot.
- 1:16:04Speaker 6: That doorbell ring stuff, he was the first one to
- 1:16:06Speaker 6: jump on the ring doorbells general.
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all that insurance stuff he got, he got
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: he got large steak in that. Wow, I mean he
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: got steak and say so.
- 1:16:17Speaker 6: He ain't just pitchment, dude, This brilliant business man man
- 1:16:21Speaker 6: smartest hell.
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: Congratulations all right, coming up at thirty three minutes after the.
- 1:16:26Speaker 13: Hour, Ques, we'll play around him. Would you rather right
- 1:16:30Speaker 13: after this? You got it in every got it?
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: You're listening Morning Show? It is time now for a
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: round of would you rather? Would you rather change the
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: outcome of the last election or would you rather get
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: to decide the outcome of the next election?
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, control to b yeah huh yeah.
- 1:17:02Speaker 6: But if New York going and get this case right,
- 1:17:04Speaker 6: we ain't gonna have to worry about it. Okay, No,
- 1:17:09Speaker 6: New York got something morning, for real, for real, New
- 1:17:12Speaker 6: York got.
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: Something all right?
- 1:17:16Speaker 3: Okay?
- 1:17:17Speaker 4: Uh?
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: Would you rather have a unibrow or would you rather
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: have a full back of hair? All the hair is
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: on your back?
- 1:17:26Speaker 7: Be I just can't be all that a hell on
- 1:17:32Speaker 7: my back all day day like that. Yeah, give me that,
- 1:17:36Speaker 7: I take that un brow?
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you.
- 1:17:41Speaker 11: Dog, I'll watch you ready to love and you sit
- 1:17:43Speaker 11: up here with everything across yours.
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: What you gonna do? You're gonna get used to whole
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: up time. I got. I got this, don't worry about it. JR.
- 1:17:53Speaker 6: What's we're looking at you right now? In the zoom
- 1:17:55Speaker 6: where your hairline is? If you had the brow you
- 1:17:57Speaker 6: look like emoji? I wish you would show it with
- 1:18:05Speaker 6: some bad hair. Jim, you will whoop you over?
- 1:18:07Speaker 7: Hand?
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: You got? Why would you wish back? It is only head?
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: Next question? Would you would you rather right there?
- 1:18:19Speaker 7: Now?
- 1:18:21Speaker 4: Me?
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: He got the back hand? Now it's on your hand.
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: Would you rather always be able to tell when someone
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: is lying? Or would you rather be able to lie
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: without anyone knowing?
- 1:18:39Speaker 2: Would I got mastered? Yeah?
- 1:18:43Speaker 6: I got both of them. Master, I'm a m B.
- 1:18:46Speaker 6: I don't know when you're lying, and you can't tell
- 1:18:48Speaker 6: when I'm lying? Really ask me anything, just ask I
- 1:18:53Speaker 6: would What.
- 1:18:54Speaker 4: Day is it?
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: What day is Friday?
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: No, it's not that's day?
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: Where you at? When would you move?
- 1:19:09Speaker 5: Oh?
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: About thirty five years ago?
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: But aren't you on the radio every day saying you're
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: you're sixty six?
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: I thought was born again thirty five years.
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: That was a good one.
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
- 1:19:26Speaker 14: Boy?
- 1:19:26Speaker 4: You can't.
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm telling you right now, I'm the best? Are
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: the Cleveland Browns?
- 1:19:31Speaker 6: Going to the super Bowl, all without a doubt, out
- 1:19:36Speaker 6: of doubt. There is no doubt the Cleveland Browns will
- 1:19:39Speaker 6: go to the super Bowl.
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: What makes you say that?
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: Oh, we got to bore. You didn't ask me what
- 1:19:45Speaker 2: year they was going.
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: All right, that's today's roundup. Would you rather coming up
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: at forty nine minutes after the hour? It is our
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: last break of the day, and we'll have mister Steve
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: Harvey close out the show right to this. You're listening
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: Morning show. All right, guys, here we are our last
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: break of the day on this Tuesday. It's been a
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: good day.
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: Huh yeah, absolutely, every day is a good day. That's right.
- 1:20:16Speaker 6: And no matter how it's going out there, y'all just
- 1:20:19Speaker 6: remember this too shall pass. Just hang on in there, man,
- 1:20:23Speaker 6: because you're gonna get through it, Yes you will. Who
- 1:20:27Speaker 6: I'm living witness today that.
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: They're not going with that today. You ain't gonna make it.
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: Ju you feeling I got back I got back here.
- 1:20:39Speaker 2: I'm not litting it.
- 1:20:40Speaker 11: You just said I got back here because my headline
- 1:20:44Speaker 11: from the last second and y'all want we.
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: Had a great day. Let's just close out now. I
- 1:20:49Speaker 2: got back here. Well, Junior, I don't know what to tell.
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: You, but shureye repeat the question. What was the question?
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: Now you the brown back here?
- 1:21:00Speaker 6: Question was would you rather have a unibrow on wold
- 1:21:03Speaker 6: you rather would you have a unibrow or would you
- 1:21:05Speaker 6: have back hair?
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: A full back of hair?
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: Yeah, your hold back?
- 1:21:10Speaker 6: Yeah, he told back here, yeah, And I just said
- 1:21:13Speaker 6: he got well. First of all, I told him he
- 1:21:16Speaker 6: don't need no unibrow because if Junior, where his hairline
- 1:21:19Speaker 6: is at right now, he did a row, he'll look
- 1:21:22Speaker 6: like an emoji. You that he look like one of
- 1:21:25Speaker 6: the people on your phone.
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: See that's what hurt.
- 1:21:30Speaker 6: Then he got back here because his hair is back there.
- 1:21:35Speaker 6: See back hairs here you can't see. And he got
- 1:21:39Speaker 6: back here right.
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: Now, see.
- 1:21:43Speaker 6: See Junior, Look look, don't move right now. Look stop
- 1:21:47Speaker 6: right there, freeze. Look directly at your picture right now
- 1:21:51Speaker 6: on zoom. Do you see your hairline?
- 1:21:55Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: None of us do, none of us do see see
- 1:22:04Speaker 2: you delusional?
- 1:22:05Speaker 7: You?
- 1:22:05Speaker 6: You you looking at your hairline where it used to be. Well,
- 1:22:10Speaker 6: you're talking about where your hairline was. We're talking about
- 1:22:13Speaker 6: where it is today and right now.
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: It's even what your head sets. You know you're not
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: see you're not doing. You're not mentoring right now, You're
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: not a good mentor, right.
- 1:22:23Speaker 6: No, no, no, And you know what, all my mentees
- 1:22:26Speaker 6: have told that to me at one point in time.
- 1:22:31Speaker 6: They say, you're not being a good mentor to me today.
- 1:22:35Speaker 6: Ellie just said it to me the other day. Because
- 1:22:37Speaker 6: my job as your mentor is to tell you the truth.
- 1:22:40Speaker 6: I'm not gonna lie to you. You don't have a
- 1:22:44Speaker 6: full head of hair no more. And disappeared on this
- 1:22:49Speaker 6: radio show as I remember when you first had them,
- 1:22:54Speaker 6: Remember when it was waves and all this here.
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: Hair, Yeah, right.
- 1:23:00Speaker 6: There, right there, Junior got what Shirley pretty hair? Yeah
- 1:23:06Speaker 6: when last time you said that, it waved right on
- 1:23:09Speaker 6: out of there.
- 1:23:12Speaker 2: You know what, let me say sometimes see you wrong.
- 1:23:17Speaker 7: He's wrong to me, you know it.
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: Them waves was on a fair whale tour.
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: Don't listen to the haters, Junior.
- 1:23:27Speaker 2: I'm just telling you.
- 1:23:30Speaker 9: We are, we are.
- 1:23:31Speaker 4: We're not.
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: Encouraging you. That's what he That's what Junior's point is.
- 1:23:37Speaker 2: You can't encourage half call it it ain't.
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: You can't courage tell him what to expect, tell him
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: that's what you.
- 1:23:45Speaker 2: Should to shave and put some coco butter on your
- 1:23:48Speaker 2: head and going by. Tell damn, come on and join
- 1:23:51Speaker 2: the club because you in it. You just don't want
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: to admit it.
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: He does have some in the back, right, yeah, he
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: does back?
- 1:24:01Speaker 4: You know what?
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: Can we go again?
- 1:24:03Speaker 4: You do have.
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: Take your headphones off, Junior? Let me see take your
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: headphones off?
- 1:24:09Speaker 2: Look like that.
- 1:24:13Speaker 6: Look at that boy right there, Lord Jesus, if it
- 1:24:16Speaker 6: ain't time for you to come on? She said, take
- 1:24:19Speaker 6: your head sets off, Judy, and then bam. You still
- 1:24:22Speaker 6: didn't see it. Look at right there, stay right there, Junior,
- 1:24:25Speaker 6: Turn sideways again, turn look at that, Lord Jesus.
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: Does your wife like it?
- 1:24:31Speaker 14: Junior?
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: That's what I'm asked.
- 1:24:33Speaker 2: She don't even say nothing. She don't even know I
- 1:24:34Speaker 2: had a hair cut.
- 1:24:37Speaker 6: That's cause your forehead looked like an ass, just trying
- 1:24:42Speaker 6: to trying to tell me the tree?
- 1:24:45Speaker 7: Do you be?
- 1:24:46Speaker 2: Do you be saying you going to the barble shopping stuff?
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: You be telling her that she doesn't even know I
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: have went down there? Dumb? Yeah, Junior?
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: Do you think you're in denial about it?
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: I maybe maybe you may be what.
- 1:25:06Speaker 6: Let me help you with that word. Maybe you may
- 1:25:10Speaker 6: be losing your hair, You may be going ball. You
- 1:25:13Speaker 6: may already be Ball. You may be in denial. You
- 1:25:17Speaker 6: may be wanting some more hair, you may be thinking
- 1:25:20Speaker 6: about getting the lace front. It's a whole lot of
- 1:25:22Speaker 6: maybe they got him now for me and you Ball.
- 1:25:28Speaker 2: You can't tell him how to rocket?
- 1:25:30Speaker 12: Is it?
- 1:25:30Speaker 4: No?
- 1:25:31Speaker 2: Listen to rocket? You're rocking? It was his fad.
- 1:25:37Speaker 7: That's when you dream that night, junr.
- 1:25:39Speaker 2: When you dream, do you be Ball?
- 1:25:40Speaker 7: Or do you We can stop? We can start now.
- 1:25:48Speaker 7: We gotta stop these dreams.
- 1:25:50Speaker 2: That's what it is. You wake up thinking that.
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: Tell him how to cope with this, what's coming next?
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: That's how you mess.
- 1:25:58Speaker 6: First of all, he got to listen to the two
- 1:26:00Speaker 6: me into the show that it had to come to
- 1:26:02Speaker 6: this conclusion.
- 1:26:04Speaker 7: You know what I think though, Just I see what
- 1:26:07Speaker 7: the problem is. You don't have no hand nowhere. You
- 1:26:10Speaker 7: gotta work on a munstag. You gotta get some growing.
- 1:26:14Speaker 7: We gotta get you ask the mother, had you let
- 1:26:17Speaker 7: this one go? But you just you just trying to
- 1:26:19Speaker 7: hang on to any old hall.
- 1:26:21Speaker 6: You just matter of fact, in a minute, you ain't
- 1:26:23Speaker 6: gonna be nothing butter set eyebrow.
- 1:26:25Speaker 2: Might word go to you the bride. We gotta go,
- 1:26:28Speaker 2: can y'all have a go on in today. Talk to
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: God he loved to hear from you, and pray for
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: Junior's hairline.
- 1:26:33Speaker 7: Ah, Steve, I am not my hand.
- 1:26:37Speaker 8: Shut up.
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