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BBQ Tips, Vacation VS Pay Raise, MTH, Comedy Roulette and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in a shove. Not good. Steve hastening
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  Speaker 1: to mother, Please don't join Jo. You got turning, you're going.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn You haven't
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out with the turn, turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water go. Come come on your baby, I
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  Speaker 1: share will a good man it everybody y'all listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, come on, dig me now one it only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harley got a radio show. I have something and
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  Speaker 1: it so describes how I was living. It's so captures
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  Speaker 1: the feelings that I had about beginning on the pathway
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  Speaker 1: of my dreams. It so describes how I felt when
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  Speaker 1: I was about to attempt something. And I have some
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  Speaker 1: striking news for you. It describes often how I feel
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  Speaker 1: still today to a degree. So let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: what that is. Here's an analogy that I've heard a
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  Speaker 1: couple of different ways, but I've kind of, you know,
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  Speaker 1: fixed it around to where I can drink it better,
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  Speaker 1: and I think it fits my personality to describe it
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  Speaker 1: to people best this way. I've talked often about the
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  Speaker 1: urgency of doing something with your life, of getting started today,
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  Speaker 1: of stopping the procrastination and putting it off, and waiting
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  Speaker 1: on all your ducks to line up in a row,
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  Speaker 1: and waiting till the stars aligned themselves. If you ain't
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  Speaker 1: on such a thing, you're never gonna get started. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know too many people who can say that all
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  Speaker 1: the ducks just lined up in a row. Things happen
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  Speaker 1: even when you get them lined up. One of the
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  Speaker 1: ducks get out of line, or somebody knock over the domino,
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  Speaker 1: or something happens. But here's the point I'm getting at.
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  Speaker 1: God has so many blessings available to you. You who's listening.
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  Speaker 1: God has so many blessings available to you from where
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  Speaker 1: you are right now. I don't care what you've gotten
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  Speaker 1: yourself into or what you've done. God has so many
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  Speaker 1: blessings that he can send your way. But you have
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  Speaker 1: to do something. See a lot of people just sit
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  Speaker 1: around and go man, and something always happening to you.
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  Speaker 1: You're always getting a break, You're always doing this. You
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  Speaker 1: always doing man, don't nothing come my way? Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: If nothing ever comes your way. You know why that is.
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  Speaker 1: It's because you're not doing anything. I promise you you're not.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a deal. God has all these blessings he wants
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  Speaker 1: to send you, but you got to give him something
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  Speaker 1: to work with. Now, come on, God will bless you.
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  Speaker 1: God can touch people's hearts on your behalf. He can
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  Speaker 1: move situations around for you. He can align the stars.
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  Speaker 1: He can set the ducks up in the road. But
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  Speaker 1: align the stars and move people around, and touch people's
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  Speaker 1: hearts and set the ducks up in the road. For
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  Speaker 1: what have you put forth any effort? Have you made
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  Speaker 1: a single step in any direction to do the right
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  Speaker 1: thing or go the right way? That gives him something
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  Speaker 1: to put his finger on. Come on, man, God can
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  Speaker 1: only bless you according to your faith. If you have
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of faith, give him that. Let him
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  Speaker 1: work with that. You know, man, I didn't always start
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  Speaker 1: with these speeches you're hear in the morning now. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't always had these. I grew to these. I stumbled
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  Speaker 1: my way to these. I messed up my way to these. Hell,
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  Speaker 1: I got it wrong so many times to be able
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  Speaker 1: to sound like I got some sense, I said it often.
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  Speaker 1: Failure is a wonderful teacher. Do you know how many
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  Speaker 1: times I have had to have failed to have what
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  Speaker 1: I have in my head today. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's a process. People getting mad at the process. You
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  Speaker 1: got to do something to give God something to work with.
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  Speaker 1: He'll bless you. But what you want me to bless
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  Speaker 1: If you ain't putting forth any effort, you can get
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  Speaker 1: blessed from whoever you are in your life. Wherever your
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  Speaker 1: starting point is, wherever you find yourself wound up, you
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  Speaker 1: can get it back from. Now. I've done it, man,
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  Speaker 1: by the grace of God, I've done it. I got over. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I learned some things along the way. Because here's a deal.
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  Speaker 1: As long as God keeps waking you up in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: he ain't through with you yet. When he's done, you're done.
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  Speaker 1: But if God still has a plan for you you
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  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, He's still got some more
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  Speaker 1: work for you to do. You wake up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
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  Speaker 1: God wants from you, would love to have from you,
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  Speaker 1: and he can work with you, man, if you just
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  Speaker 1: walk towards him a little bit. Here's a deal. I
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  Speaker 1: know it's hard for the average person to start because
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  Speaker 1: the fear of the unknown is incredible. Well what if
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  Speaker 1: I fail? What if I don't get picked? You know,
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  Speaker 1: one of the hardest things I ever did was walking
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  Speaker 1: in to quit my job. Oh man, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you about that day when I decided that I was
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  Speaker 1: going to be a full time comedian after winning an
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  Speaker 1: amateur night one time, quitting your job, following your dream,
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  Speaker 1: going forward despite all the nay says, it's like stepping
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  Speaker 1: off a cliff. It's like actually just walking off the
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  Speaker 1: edge of a cliff, hoping, hoping. Now not really knowing,
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  Speaker 1: but hoping. Hoping is the bad basis of faith. I
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  Speaker 1: stepped off the cliff hoping that my parachute would open
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  Speaker 1: and allow me to drift down. See. I've never skydived before,
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  Speaker 1: but I would imagine part of the thrill. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't know this because I'm not going to skydive to
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  Speaker 1: find out. I think part of the thrill for people
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  Speaker 1: is the danger part of throwing yourself out a plane
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  Speaker 1: and how it feels to be free falling, but the
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  Speaker 1: whole time they're free falling, having this exhilarating over the
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  Speaker 1: top moment, you have got to believe in your heart
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  Speaker 1: of hearts, I've got the hope with everything in you
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  Speaker 1: that when you pull this cord the shoot opens or else.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't a good move at all. But you've packed
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  Speaker 1: your shoot yourself. You've taken the lessons, so you go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and you make the leap. Now, the only thing
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  Speaker 1: about quitting your job and following your dream is you
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  Speaker 1: ain't really been trained all that good for this. You
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  Speaker 1: didn't packed your shoot, but you ain't never opened it before.
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  Speaker 1: So I walked off this cliff, That's what it was like.
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  Speaker 1: And you following your dream is like you walking off
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  Speaker 1: a cliff. Here's the part where people don't never make
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  Speaker 1: the jump. They see somebody like myself who jumped off
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  Speaker 1: the cliff and the pass shot don't open right away,
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  Speaker 1: and I hit a couple of rocks on the way down.
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  Speaker 1: I got my back cut up pretty bad. They see
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  Speaker 1: that three years living in a car man, he got
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  Speaker 1: his life toe down jumping off that cliff. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: jumping off that cliff. But see, what you don't understand
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  Speaker 1: is you don't know it. But eventually the shoot will open,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm at the parachute opening part of my life, man,
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  Speaker 1: where a shoot then open and I'm drifting and I'm
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  Speaker 1: able to guide my shoote over to Paris and glide.
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  Speaker 1: I've I've glided over to Africa and seen what it
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  Speaker 1: looked like. It's a slow ride down. When the passchute
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  Speaker 1: finally opened, and my back then heel too, and the
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  Speaker 1: cuts that I had on me, I remember now I
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  Speaker 1: know how to stay away from the edge. But the
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  Speaker 1: parish chute then opened, and I'm enjoying my life for
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  Speaker 1: the first time. I'm gliding, but I got hit up
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  Speaker 1: against the rock. I can see more. I get a
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  Speaker 1: chance to see more things. I get to glide and
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  Speaker 1: see more parts of the world. I'm living my dream.
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  Speaker 1: Your passhute is going open, but I'll tell you one
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  Speaker 1: thing for shore, It'll never open if you don't step
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  Speaker 1: off that cliff. You got to step off that cliff,
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  Speaker 1: got to get the passchute open for you. But you
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  Speaker 1: got the jump, baby. That's the hard part, ain't it now?
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  Speaker 1: Question is the end of this story right here today
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  Speaker 1: when you're jumping you're listening show, ladies and gentlemen, it
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  Speaker 1: is about to begin. To Steve Harvey Morning Show. I
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  Speaker 1: have selected a song for you this morning that that
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  Speaker 1: I have just decided to just oh blurted out. I
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  Speaker 1: don't love you anymore. It's just a simple gonna explain
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  Speaker 1: it to the young people listening. Oh man, they don't
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  Speaker 1: get it. You know, just old songs. Man. Were you
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  Speaker 1: just blurt out to begin it and everybody know what
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  Speaker 1: it is? M yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gone gown. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my daughter loves fine you on same child, fine you?
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  Speaker 1: Who wo so search hold fie you. You don't make
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  Speaker 1: him like this anymore. The way you walk and talk,
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  Speaker 1: it really search me up to a fire alarm, child? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: sit do The way you squeeze and tea, knock me
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  Speaker 1: to my knee, come out smoking, baby. The way you
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  Speaker 1: swear and curve it relyracts my nerve And I'm so excited? Child?
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  Speaker 1: Who lets me know? Ha ha Yeah, let us have it?
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  Speaker 1: Old ass, hard ass singing. That's that lounge singer that
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  Speaker 1: never made it because he wasn't quite on the notes.
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  Speaker 1: But you couldn't tell him that. Yeah, but he had
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  Speaker 1: all the Hollywood singer moves. Man, I would have had
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  Speaker 1: Roscoe Wallace looking the pigs man, Colin Correll, your favorite rock,
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  Speaker 1: Roscoe Waller. Yeah, what's up hard singing? Hay Steve, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing with it? Junior morning, I'll just be seeing
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  Speaker 1: you in concert doing that whole thing though. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm wanting. I was bad. I saw Teddy laugh, I
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  Speaker 1: saw how Player Live. Y'all missed concerts. That was real concerts.
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  Speaker 1: And the dudes actually sound just like the record, like
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  Speaker 1: Luther What no day of remixes, remixer, No, you'll remix hits.
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  Speaker 1: Scarned time, just random scarned time. I like when he
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  Speaker 1: just blurts him out of nowhere. We were all bad,
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  Speaker 1: bad missas yeah and them scanned t hang on Sugarfoot
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  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty two minutes, I just gonna say
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  Speaker 1: good morning, since nobody say good morning. Scarned time coming
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  Speaker 1: up in thirty two minutes after the hour, asked the CLO,
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  Speaker 1: the chief love officer in the building. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening morning show all right? Steam time now for
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  Speaker 1: asked the CLO, the chief Love Officer. This one Steve
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  Speaker 1: is from Lena in Texas. She says, I met a
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  Speaker 1: guy online at last October and we've had and often
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  Speaker 1: on things since then. Everything will be going fine for
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  Speaker 1: a while, and then he disappears for a few days.
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  Speaker 1: If I complain, he turns into an angel for a
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  Speaker 1: few days. He works hard all day long, so I
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  Speaker 1: try not to stress him out. But I'm tired of
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  Speaker 1: the inconsistency. You said in your book, act like a lady,
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  Speaker 1: think like a man, that men make time for what
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  Speaker 1: they really want? Is this true in my situation? It's
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  Speaker 1: true in all situations. There are no exceptions to the rule.
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  Speaker 1: We are men, We make time for what we want.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, ma'am. Let's just reverse this situation.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just say you went ghosts every two weeks for
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  Speaker 1: a few days. How do you think he would feel?
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  Speaker 1: He wouldn't ask you about it? Where you be all
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  Speaker 1: this time? What you'd be getting into? What you're doing?
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  Speaker 1: But see, we mean we don't think right away that
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  Speaker 1: you got somebody else, but you all do because it's
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  Speaker 1: happened probably before. So now what does your intuition tell you?
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  Speaker 1: And that's how you should act on it. Something's wrong,
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  Speaker 1: something's something's amiss. I'm not saying what exactly is a miss?
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  Speaker 1: But you can't let me ask you a question, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: can you just disappear for three four days and still
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  Speaker 1: live here? What? No, junior, can you date a woman
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  Speaker 1: and disappear for three four days, not if I want
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  Speaker 1: to be in relationship. Okay, thank you. That's that's the
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  Speaker 1: answer to your question. Next question ship, Okay, this is
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  Speaker 1: from Jerrian and Tampa. I'm a twenty nine year old
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  Speaker 1: woman and I'm engaged to a wonderful man. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful man, but I can't stand his meddling. Mama, my
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  Speaker 1: Beyonce has three kids by three different women, and I
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  Speaker 1: help out financially with the kids. I love his kids,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't think we should have anymore. He agreed
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  Speaker 1: at first, but then his mother told him that I'm
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  Speaker 1: selfish and it's a wife's place to give give a
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  Speaker 1: man a baby. Now, by fiance has brought into her
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  Speaker 1: bs and keeps asking why don't I want to have
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  Speaker 1: his child? We pay enough child support as it is.
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  Speaker 1: How can I get him to understand my point of view? Well,
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  Speaker 1: he's listening to his mama's point of view from nineteen
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  Speaker 1: fifty and it really okay. I'm just trying to get
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  Speaker 1: it backed up as close as I can to reality.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about something, h that a woman's place is
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  Speaker 1: to give a woman a man a baby, not if
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  Speaker 1: she don't want to. It is a woman choice in
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  Speaker 1: this matter. I got your man want this and you
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  Speaker 1: want that, but you all have already talked about it.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the thing. If you got a great guy
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  Speaker 1: and he's engaged, but his meddling mama, you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to find a way to play around the mother. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to say, Look, I really really respect your opinion,
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  Speaker 1: but I I just can't have any more children. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: does she have the children or he has no he
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  Speaker 1: has the two children by two women, by three He's
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  Speaker 1: got three children three different women, and and his fiance
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  Speaker 1: helps pay the child support. Don't get that part. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well I don't want any Well, I think I think
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  Speaker 1: that the mother's being unreasonable because she's not being selfish
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  Speaker 1: at all, because she's helping pay for some child support
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  Speaker 1: today none of her business at all. But she accepted
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  Speaker 1: the man, so she's buying in with the with the
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  Speaker 1: it's none of her business. And you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: have a baby that you don't want to have, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't recommend that you do. And maybe this is
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  Speaker 1: a good thing. She can see who he really is.
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  Speaker 1: A mama's boy. Yeah, oh dude, he just got real
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  Speaker 1: all right here? We go. Marlin. Oh. This is from
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  Speaker 1: an I Heeart radio app listener. His name is Marlin.
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  Speaker 1: He says, Hey, Steve, I'm having a problem with my
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  Speaker 1: lady letting me be a real man. We're both forty
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  Speaker 1: four years old and she is a great job, two
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  Speaker 1: cars and a nice home. I'm mow her lawn, wash
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  Speaker 1: her car, fill her up with gas, and I leave
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  Speaker 1: cash on the dresser for her weekly. She gets upset
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  Speaker 1: when I leave the money. The other day she yelled
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  Speaker 1: at me and said it has to stop. Then she
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  Speaker 1: gave me a box full of the money that I
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  Speaker 1: have been leaving for her. I was blown away. She
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  Speaker 1: won't let me be a man, and that's not how
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  Speaker 1: I was raised. She might be too independent for me.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think, well, see, listen to me, listen
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  Speaker 1: to herself. I think you have to pay attention to
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  Speaker 1: what she may be saying. You don't live with her.
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  Speaker 1: She's got two cars, a nice home, and a job.
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  Speaker 1: You leave it money out when you leave, trying to
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  Speaker 1: be a man. But could it be that you're causing
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  Speaker 1: her to feel like she is a prostitute because you
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  Speaker 1: come over and then you leave money, and then you
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  Speaker 1: leave and just money on the dresser. Have you ever thought, brother,
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  Speaker 1: that she could be a feeling like I don't want you,
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  Speaker 1: feeling like you buying me. She didn't ask you for that,
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  Speaker 1: so she didn't gave you back a box full of money.
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  Speaker 1: Hold up, dog, you can't take care of this woman
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  Speaker 1: no better than that. You can't come up with a
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  Speaker 1: more reasonable way to approach her. First of all, you
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  Speaker 1: need to understand why she's giving you this money back,
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  Speaker 1: how she really feels. Is it offensive to her, which
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  Speaker 1: I can almost promise you as part of the problem,
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  Speaker 1: or the way you leave the money could be part
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  Speaker 1: of the problem. Or what you say, Hey, look, I
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  Speaker 1: left you a little something something, But the dog, You've
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  Speaker 1: got to man. This woman right here, who got herself together,
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  Speaker 1: she needs some other things from you. Now. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to do something, man, put put the
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  Speaker 1: money in account and buy the woman. Or all right,
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  Speaker 1: give us something for one of the kids, futures or
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  Speaker 1: something like that, started college fund for the kids, do
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  Speaker 1: something that. Or she can go, oh my god, don't
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  Speaker 1: pay her after you leave her house. Don't leave the
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  Speaker 1: money on the dresser. Dog's but he equates that with
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  Speaker 1: being a man. He says, right, it is I understand
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  Speaker 1: what he said? Who leaves money on the dresser dog
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  Speaker 1: super real man? Worse, she got to put the money
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  Speaker 1: in the box because she don't want to accept the
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  Speaker 1: money that she didn't kept the money. She's trying to
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  Speaker 1: show you a point. This is not the way I
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  Speaker 1: want to accept help from you. Find another way to
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  Speaker 1: be a man. Being a man, ain't leaving money out.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, coming up next, the nephew in the
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  Speaker 1: building with run that break back that's coming. All right,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening. Coming up at the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Anne will be here with today's national news and headline.
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  Speaker 1: But right now it's time for the nephew to run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back Wash and Foe Washing fold hide is
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  Speaker 1: Come on, cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Sam.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Sammy, I'm not which one, Sammy? What's up? Hey, Sammy?
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  Speaker 1: How are you? This is uh, This is Kevin. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the uh, the manager over here at Fresh and Clean
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  Speaker 1: Washing Fold. Yeah, well, what's going on, keV Um? You
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  Speaker 1: bring your clothes here pretty much on a on a
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  Speaker 1: weekly basis, Is that correct? Yeah? I stopped through probably
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  Speaker 1: once a week. Okay, and you're bringing you know, I
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  Speaker 1: mean you're pretty much bringing a full load of clothes
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  Speaker 1: pretty much once a week, right, Yeah, I just bring
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: whatever I got. Okay, Um, well, we got a bit
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  Speaker 1: of a problem talking to my my employees here that
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: have been what's going on? I mean you not get
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: your money or something? Oh no, no, no, you you
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: We have you on file, your your your card goes
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: through every week when you when you bring your things.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: So no, that's that's not the issue at all. I'll
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: write them. What kind of problem could we have? Well,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: the ladies that are watching the clothes are complaining that
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: when you bring your load in. I mean, I don't
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: know how to really tell you this, but you're you're
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: saying that your underwear is too dirty. They don't want
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: to watch it. You know you playing right? No, I'm
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: dead serious. What are you talking about? My underwear is dirty?
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not any more dirty than anybody else, sir. All
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you is we watched quite a few
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: people's clothes on a daily basis, weekly basis. For my
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: employees to complain about your load, than I have to
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: give you a call and talk to you about it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: My man, I feel like my phone. No, that's not
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: what this is bro. This is actually a call and
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I and you know we have we have two options.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: You are you out there calling everybody else? No, I
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: don't have I haven't had a complaint. I know there's
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: more dirty people than me going in your spot because
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I see them. Okay, here's a deal. We have two
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: options here. You can scrub your underwear before you bring
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: it in. First off, you over here raising your voice, Now,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Scrub my underwear? We clean? Man,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I'm clean. I bring my thin, I drop it off,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I pick it up. Okay, so here's the problem once again,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I'll start this off. You have two options, sir. You
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: can bring in your stuff scrubbed. Okay, when and when
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: my ladies take a look at it, if they're comfortable
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: with cleaning it, so be it. Or you know, we
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: might not be able to accept your your clothes anymore. Man,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I don't even got to go up there anymore. Then,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: if you if you really playing around on my phone
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: like this, I even got to go up in anymore.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Let me talk to your manager. Man, I am the manager, sir,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I'm Kevin. You sound like the manager? You what what? What?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: What does a manager sound like? Then? Sammy, you know
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: who owned the building. Let me talk to him. Okay,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: here's out here right now. I'm the manager and I'm
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: the one taking care of this problem. My ladies have
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: a problem with watching your underwear, and I'm calling you
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: to let you know there's a problem. I'm letting you know.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: The way to rectify the problem is you can scrub
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: them before you bring them in, and then we will
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: watch them. If you do not want to do that,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: we will not be allowed to take You ain't gonna
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: wreck the fight. You just need to quit calling my
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: phone on this boot. I ain't gonna go up there
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  Speaker 1: no more. Then that's fun. I ain't got to come
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: through your spot, that's fun. Do you know how dirty
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: how funky your clothes gotta be? Man? For my for
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: my people to be telling me they don't want to
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: wash them any more, you know how funky that's got
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: to be, Sammy, Man, who your people? Who are your ladies? Man?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I go up in there. I ain't never had a
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: problem with they are? You know what? I ain't never
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: even seen your supping this mother? What if you've been
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: at there? Now? It looks like I got a problem
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: with Kevin. Who the fuck is Kevin Man. You say
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: you the manager, you ain't never been there. I'm here.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I'm just not here when you're here. Are you in
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: the back washing those drawers? Going on with you? Man?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not in I'm not in the backwatching, but I am.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I am here periodically when I need to be. Don't
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: worry about when I'm at work, man. I ain't never
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: seen your wiss and I ain't never had a problem
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: with your lady. Hey, we don't worry about when I'm
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: at work. Worry about how to scrub your underwear. That's
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: what you worry about. Man. I'm done with you, bro.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: What do you want my phone doing this for you? Man?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: You know your ass and everybody at that month washing foe. Bro,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: you know what? You know what. I'm trying to be
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: as professional as I can. But the way that you're
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: talking to me, you can wash your damn close your
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: own self, then that's what you can do. That's fun, man,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: and you can keep on managing god laundry. Man, whatever
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: are you doing with your life? Okay, we'll do whatever
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: you're doing with your life, but do do the world
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: a favor and clean your draws. B I'm gonna come
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: through and wash your you keep talking around on my phone. Hey,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: how you want to do this? Here's what I'm gonna do.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know. I'm gonna double charge your
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: credit card for the mind of work that my people
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: had to do. Close. I'm putting a stop payment of mind.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: So if that goes through on your end, we're gonna
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: have a money problem. Well, I don't know how you're
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: gonna put a stop to it. When I'm running your
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: card right now, there's nothing you can freaking do. Okay, Okay,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: that's that's fine. I'm gonna sho I'm gonna show up
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: at the Fresh and Clean there. You're the manager. You
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: should be there fifty hours a week. Then I'm gonna
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: come meet your Kevin. Okay, Well, that's that's fine with me.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: You know what, I don't understand. Why can't you just say,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: you know what, let me do a better job at
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: cleaning my underwear? How about that? I know I know
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: your life ain't that good. I know you over there
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: managing the game and now you're getting bored at working.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: But don't becoming my phone playing around and this because
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I know you ain't doing this. Nobody else I'm exactly
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: doing this or something. I'm not doing this to anybody else.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I don't have to do it anybody else because nobody's
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: bringing their clothes in like this. Bro, I've been up there.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Your employees are more dirty than mine? Well, Sammy, evidently not.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Evidently not your clothes. Why are my employees complaining about you?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know a bunch of employees complaining about your too.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: They're not complaining about my underwear. Sammy, you're the dirty guy. Man.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm done with your Get You got
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: any other you want to talk about? We can talk
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: about Carlton. What do you just Carlton? How does you
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: know Carlton? I know he doesn't bring it stuff there? Oh,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: you want to talk about your brother Carlton? You wanna
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: talk about him? Brother? Are you know if he's bringing
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: in something? He just started? So? Yeah, what we're gonna
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: talk about Carlton? What Carlton doing? Well, I'm gonna tell
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you what Carlton doing. Carlton has been calling me, nephew,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show to brank phone.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Call you, Sammy day. You just got brank baby, You
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: just got Brank brother, Carlton and the nephew. Man, you
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: you ain't carton calling me about some underwear. Brother. We
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: need we need a little washing scrub, baby, little washing
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: scrub man. You you man? You're good, right man, nobody's nobody.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Your underwears clean, Sammy, your underwears clean. Keep dropping them
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: off at to watch your phone. Don't quit, don't quit
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: taking your clothes up there. I'm good man. I don't
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: know about Carlton as it is, but I'm good. I
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: ain't Sammy, Dan, you gotta tell me twenty twenty? Baby,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steve Harvey Show? You clean, baby,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: little watching scrub, watching scrub? What y'all think? I think
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  Speaker 1: you're crazy. That's a good thing. Wrong, That's what I
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  Speaker 1: need to hear. See what I get through? And you
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: say that something wrong? What's the matter with you? Why
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: do you do this? These are these are all compliments, y'all.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Don't realize very again? Washing fold okay, well, wh it
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: your folding? So you were saying you have a meeting
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: with your w No, I don't have a meeting. She
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: gave me a call and just giving me some stuff
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: to work on. So I, um, I got one sentence. Okay, okay, um,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I won't what I want and I want it when
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I want it. I won't what I won't and I
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: want it when I want it. It's a forty on
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: a test. All right. We'll have more of the Steve
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: to the show now. This is according to Business Journal.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: This is a new survey that finds that a lot
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: of employees would rather have more vacation rather than a
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: pay raise. Really, yeah, if given the choice, forty one
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: percent of people would actually rather have more paid vacation
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: time than a pay raise. While we're always, yeah, we're
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: always hearing about us employees not using up all they're
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: paid vacation each year, it seems like a lot of
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: folks really do want more time off. In fact, a
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: new survey finds that if given the choice, for cent
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: of the people would actually rather have more paid vacation
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: than a paid race. I can't say that enough. Do
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: you think you'd rather have more vacation time or a
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: pay raise? Yeah? I'm kind of on the fence with
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: this one because I don't take a lot of vacation,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: which is crazy. If you give me six days, I'm
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: taking them. I ever last one, ever last one of them.
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  Speaker 1: I don't take a lot of vacation. I really don't.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Never tell me. I don't hand them a day. It
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: ain't an option from me. You got to tell me
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: about a six days in vacation. Yeah, tell them. You
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: don't say no, No, I'm on. Yeah, I guarantee you
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking my sick days. Yeah. I guess I would
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: be there. I get a pay raise. I guess i'd
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: be that that person. Yeah, instead of vacation days, because
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I barely rarely take the ones that I have. I'm
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: supposed to be a vacation right now. I love you
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: a lie, but southing is really really wrong with you.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: It is it is am I working home? Well, I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: think your business I want to allow you. I think.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I think. I think your business borderline tips off into
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: stupid you telling me today, and if your business is
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: overrunning you, yeah, it tips over into stupidity because why
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: your ass won't take your vacation. Supposed to be on vacation,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: now take it, put in for it, and I put
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: in for it, and I'm here. You can have your days. Okay.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I told me, Steve, you can take off from now
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: all of your jobs and we'll just send you the check.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who wouldn't sign up for that? My ass
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: is gone. Yeah, oh I'm doing that. It's gone. I'm
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: gone gone. Okay, let me ask you this question. Whatever
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: your salary is. If somebody gave you three years of
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: your salary and gave it to you at one time, yeah,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: would you quit your job? No? Hell now, no, No,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I got to be in here and running the board.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Move over. I like having a purpose. Yeah, I think
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: that's what I like. Having a purpose. Definitely, I have
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: something to do. Yeah, I like. I like. So, so
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: let me ask you your salary. Yeah, your salary for
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: three years? We would you quit all of your Yeah?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Straight out of here? Yeah, well it's a little different.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Not three home and tell Marjorie and she'd be all
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: right with that decision. Just what we're gonna do it? Well,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: you can live off of it, and tell what we're
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: gonna do. Now, listen to me. We're gonna slow down.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: We're gonna slow down. We're gonna buy a couple of things.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: We're gonna lock it down. Then I'm gonna go back
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: and get another show. But right now, but right now, down,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: we're going on another trip, and we're gonna slow down,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Time for today's headlines, Ladies and gentlemen.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Miss Anne Tripp, thank you very much, and good morning everyone.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Senate Republicans are facing more and more
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: pressure to join Democrats and setting up a special commission
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: to investigate the January sixth riot, but looks like they
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: don't care about that. Yesterday, the mother of late Capitol
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: police officer Bryan Siknik joined other members of law enforcement
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: and meeting with individual senators in an effort to try
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: to get them to sign on to an official probe,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: something West Virginia Democrat Joe Manchin says should be easy
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: to do. Democrats, Basically, you've given everything they've asked for,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: any impediment that would have been there, and there's no
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: reason not to now unless you just don't want to
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: hear the truth. By the way, according to a lot
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: to a report, a lot of Trump supporters who did
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: storm the Capitol building on January sixth and not agreeing
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: to any plea deals when asked or offered them, they say,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I don't want any They apparently believe that the Donald
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: is going to step in and save them. A racist
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: white woman in South Carolina since the twenty years in
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: prison for unprovoked attacks on her black and Latino neighbors,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: prosecuto Say Mandy Fortson's convicted of firing a handgun to
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: an apartment where a black family lives, wounding the father
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: and traumatizing his kids, and into the home where an
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Hispanic family resides. Prosecuted say Mandy, a forty eight year
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: old former paramedic, tried to lie about what she did,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: but unfortunately for her, there was evidence showing that she
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: went into her backyard, started shooting, and after firing six shots,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: reloaded and continued shooting again. Mandy Fort since of twenty years,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: local cops interested enough, did not charge this one with
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: a hate crime. President Biden still in his two pronged
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: mission to come to a meeting of the minds with
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: the Congress on his infrastructure plans, while at the same
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: time engendering the faith and support of the American people
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: for his administrations. Working as a whole. He was in
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Cleveland yesterday. He turned the tide on the one in
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: the century pandemic we turned the tide on a once
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: in a generation economic crisis, and families are beginning to
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: be able to breathe just a little bit easier. We
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: still have work to do, but our future today is
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: as bright and as wide open as it ever has been.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Mister Baden also Biden rather also says it's time to
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: give the nation's middle class work is a quote fair
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: shake with an economy that he says benefits everyone and
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: not just the rich. History made at the White House
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: this week Karin Gjean Pierre the only the second woman
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: ever to represent the White House on an official briefing.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: She's also the first openly gay woman to hold a post,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the last black woman to hold Jean Pierre's position with
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Judy Smith. That's the woman who was the inspiration for
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: the Oliver Olivia Pope character on the hit show Can't
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Scandal As if a white cops haven't looked bad enough
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  Speaker 1: these days for him in a kind of swat like
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  Speaker 1: uniforms and two dogs posed with a picture of a
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  Speaker 1: captured black robbery suspect and listen up, you and the
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  Speaker 1: family want to go to Disneyland as a sandwich dead
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• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Provolone and Sundroft. Well anywhere it's one hundred bucks. Just no,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, Reggie, just share it. Okay. Back to
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steven Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it is time now for comedy roulette. Steve Jay please
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  Speaker 1: please quickly set this up. Every week our comedy ability
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: is tested and the way we prove how good we
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  Speaker 1: are put five subjects on the wheel, spinning wheel were stop.
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  Speaker 1: We got it. That's all it is. That's all it is.
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  Speaker 1: Come to let what you got. All right, here are
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  Speaker 1: the five subjects. Number one, fish grease. Number two, she
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: wasn't that big in high school. I don't appreciate that one. Okay.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Number three taste like chicken. Number four. Now that I
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: have a little money, you know who who I am? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And number five, I don't know how you could eat that?
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  Speaker 1: Give me that right ahead, right ahead, all right, let's
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  Speaker 1: go spend the wheel cat. Come on fish three? Oh
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: h Now that I have a little money, you know
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  Speaker 1: who I am? Let me have that. Let me starting.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: See back in the day, my nickname was fish. Didn't
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: nobody know fish didn't speak the fish. You was too
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: fine to speak to the fish. But now that fishes on.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Ev Hey, how you doing? Fish? And I can't remember
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: who you are. I was out of my league. I
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: was way out of my league. You was dropped dead
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: fine to me. I beg boy, won't it it? I
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: used to ask for a day and night. You never
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: gave me the time of day. But naw, naw, got
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: a little money. I'm on the Steve Harvey, MORTI show
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: you're texting me now, I can't have it if I
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: want it, I don't want it now, I don't want it. Yeah, anytime,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: come on, Joey, you know whatnot. I got a little money.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: You know who know my name? Now? Be collected? They
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: know who they talking to now. But if they don't
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: even call me by my real name, that's how I
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: know they know I got money. Let's excuse me as
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Junior and Junior that ain't my govern name. Everybody know
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: now real it's right up my alley. Nah, I got
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: a little money. Yeah, you know who I am now? Yeah?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: This goes out to Ike back in Cleveland, and mister
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Albert's means yeah, I used to call me el Kate
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: lay awaken o. Nah. But and I I buy your
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: whole damn stone. The next time I walk in, I
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: ain't coming in lay away, feel me. Yeah, I might
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: just Bryda. Let me put an initial out there with
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: a last name, just the initial and the last name.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: You know who you are, the last name white? Ah.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: You were so fine, Oh my god, you was fine.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Did not even speak to me in the hall way
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I walked past you act like a slave. Because I
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna look you now. He was that damn fine,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: but oh it is changed, Nah, because fish got a
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: little money. Yeah, he's got a little money. I'll tell
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: you where. Everybody know my name, and now I'm a
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: lot more familiar and welcome. When I walk into though bank.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Account used to sit on six dollars. But when I
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: didn't know this though. When I go in the bank,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: now there's a whole nother room. It's got vegetables hit it. Wow,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: she's Oh. When I go to banks, missus space this
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: away away, just standing in line. Come on around this way?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Do you have your access card? Never mind, I have
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: mad wiping. Oh you know I used to couldn't go
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: to you that I didn't get invited to the big
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Christmas party because I just you know what I'm saying.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I wasn't big enough. I didn't have a name enough.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: But now that i'm violing and I'm I'm on the
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: show and I'm the nip. You got a little money
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: in doing little stand up, I don't want to go
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: to your fucking Christmas party. Now I thought my own
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: damn Christmas party my shot. All right, all right, we'll
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: be back with nephew Tommy's prank phone call right after
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to show coming up at the top
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today, the subject I don't do black
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: or broke when I'm out. You're right now, though, the
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What do
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: you have for us today? Next? I want to date
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: your mom? Oh see right there, I want to date
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: your mom, Steve, how would you do it again? Please? Uh,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: today's prank is I want to date you. Put some
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: prank on that. Put some on that here, I mean
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean I can't tell you how the
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: prank call. Obviously be the king of it because I
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: was just talking about the introductions. Could use a lot
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: of water. Yeah, I put some more flavor on that,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: and I see the flavors in the plant, and we'll
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: put some seasoning on that intro though. Yeah, that's that's
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: where you are not different. And so once again, just
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: do what you want again? All right? How did you
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: say I'm sure I can't. I want to date your MoMA?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Do you man? Run it? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns. This is James,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: this is our son. How you doing man? My name
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: is Gordon Gordon. Just recently joined the church man within
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: the last month, and I was trying to get in
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: touch with with Miss Burns. One of the members gave
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: me a number, but I guess they they must have
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: gave me the wrong number. I guess it's it's a
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: home number or what is this? A hell of hello? Who?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Who is this again? My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: a new member at the church. Yeah, this is just
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: your number. Yeah, man, this is my phone number. I'm James,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: All right? Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: to get in touch with miss Burns. Now is did
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: you have a sale or home number somewhere I can
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: get in touch with Miss Burns? Wait to time, I
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: tell you your name is what Gordon? Gordon Gordon. I
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: just joined the church man, so I might not have
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: met you yet. Jane. Okay, well God bless you man,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you man. I appreciate it, because is it anywhere
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I could get your mom's home number? Fun? I mean,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: you're just joined the church. I mean, I don't. I
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: don't see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, is there anything there a message I could
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: pass someone to it? Them? Uh? Well yeah, I mean
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if it's all right for uh,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: for me to take her out. I've been seeing them
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: for the last Hold up, Hold up, hold up, hold
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: hold tell about you. You were just saying to you
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: a new member to the church and somebody gave you
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: or they were attempting to give you my mother's number,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: and you're asking me if you could take her out. Man. Well,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her phone number.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I guess they give me your number by mistake. You know,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: that's my reason for carl. I thought I was gonna
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: get her. I want to take her out, you know,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be quite honest, man,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I just came back home from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: And uh, I mean, you know my post just passed
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with somebody.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: And besides you, you don't even sound like you. Hey,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: she in the sixties. Man. Older you man, I'm thirty six.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: The hell out of you. You How old man? I'm
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right? You know what, man?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I look at it like James, right, James, I look
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number the
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: number man. It wasn't your heart man, And how you
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: carry yourself? You know? Yeah? But my hey, hey, but
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: my mama ain't no cougar like that. And I know
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: she ain't coming after you right now. I remember telling
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: me that she trying some new things at this church,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: but going out with some thirty thirty. How do you
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: do a baby? Man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six. Dude, Man,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: you like my brother something man, ain't nowhere in the
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: world my mama gonna be dating. Say okay, than Dan.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Let me say this man. First of all, I ain't
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: even know I was calling you. Second of all, I'm
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: calling and speak with her. I'm not calling trying to
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: get permission from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: And whoa whoa whoa talking about now? I don't think
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: you're every man. I just came back from fighting overseed.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: My pops passed away not too long ago. I am
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: the man of the house. Let's get that straight right now,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: all right. I don't care if I'm still living at
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: home or not. I'm the man of this house, all right.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: You calling the ass my mama on a date, you
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: might as well just stick the church dog, because you know,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: no blessing from me to you. I tell you that
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: right now. Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: you at all. Bro. You might no less sea, and
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I respect the fact that you've been overseas and you've
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: been fighting for this country. Okay, But if I decide
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I want to speak to miss Burns about going out,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I think Miss Burns has every right to decide if
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: she would like to go out with Gordon's or not,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: and Gordon wants to take her out, I took up.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Hold up, look, bro, I don't care how old you
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: say you are, all right, Number one, you're too young.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: As I already mentioned. All right, this ain't going down
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: with you and my mama. I'm straight up, hey, man,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: that's for your mama to decide. No, No, you you
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: bringing up my mamma. You're letting the word your mama
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: come out your mouth again. That's gonna get you up,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: all right. I don't know where you're from. I don't
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: give how old you are. I'm pretty sick. I know
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: what church my mamma go to and and it ain't
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: gonna be her. And you you ain't gonna be asking
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: her out, all right. I don't give what it takes.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I would show up on Sunday, catch up in the
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: pulpit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in the back
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: of the choir. It don't matter something's going down. You
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: will not gonna get with my mama like that. You
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: got that. That's up for your mama to decide if
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: your mamma want to go out with me down dinner.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I ain't looking long with that, man, I'm I'm deciding
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you before,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: be blessed or get your wook. You got two choices,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: all right. I didn't fight sees three years to come
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: back and also deal with my daddy did and then
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do unless you want to get it
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: like that suffering from one a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: and I will release all that on you. Got that.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I don't play. But hey man, listen, I don't want
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: no trouble. It don't matter to me. You can killt you. Okay, Look, man, listen,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to have no trouble about you. Man.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: All I'm gonna say is this right here. I'm I'm
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: gonna I talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay, you
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna tell them? Are you not hearing me? Man?
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this?
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Can I say one more fight? Ain't kill you? Man?
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: You explode. You ain't got nothing else to say. I
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: got one more thing before you explode? Man? Is you listening? Yeah? Man, James?
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: What hey? Man? I want to tell you this. Man.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Your mama, Hi got me the prank phone call? You
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: get the out of here? Who Hey man, this is
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: mama told me she's saying my son been overseas, he's
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: been fighting. I'm glad to have him home, she said,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: we got him back in the spirit of laughing. Man,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man? We
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: got you good. We listen to this show overseas. Man.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: show in the land? Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Get it overseason in the States? Though, Thanks man,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: you oh you know you did? Yes, you play so much?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Don't already know? Mama's me a little too, don't of course? Mother,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I wish you would talk about dating. Man. I might
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: call you, might call you next. See that's just see
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: that's you too far? Were you going to far? A lot?
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: That's you right there at that edge. But he usually
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: goes to the edge, step over it sometime. You you
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: think I'm mumbible? Now now perfectly? My God? Is this
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: reverse psychologist? No, I don't matter. Don't psychology. Don't work
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: with him. We're getting ready to get into the Strawberry letter. Okay, up,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: next subjects. I don't do black or broke. We'll get
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to show. Right now,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: it's time for today's Strawberry Letter. People, and if you
• 53:02
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• 53:06
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• 53:10
  Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry Letter, right Steve, Yep, exactly, all right,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: let's go then, nep, let's go. Buckle up, hold on tight.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here it is. It is
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter subject. I don't do black or broke.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I have a loving heart and always
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: try to help others. That being said, the other day,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: I was in the discount store buying toiletries to make
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: packets for the homeless. I keep at least five packets
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: in my car at all times, and I give them
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: out when I see the need. So I was in
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: the checkout line and there was a couple in front
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: of me. I overheard the lady asked the clerk how
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: much was tax on a seven ninety nine shirt seven
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: dollars and ninety nine cent Shirton. The cashier told her
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: sixty nine cents. Both the man and woman started looking
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: everywhere for the change. I eased over to the man
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: and I tried to slip two dollars in his hand.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Sounds like a good gesture, right, Well, No, I couldn't
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: believe the sugar honey iced tea that happened. Next. The
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: half of that was with the half of that was
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: with this man loudly accused me of pushing up on
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: her man. I told her that I was just trying
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: to help them out. She told me she didn't care
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: and that she didn't appreciate me in her man's face.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I apologized and told her that I should have given
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: it to her, but the man was closest to me.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: The man was thanking me and apologizing, which made her
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: go off even more. She was so upset that she
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: left without buying the shirt, but kept my two dollars. Well.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I was so mad, I yelled, look, you call a
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: green Eden insecure EBT card carrying half of I'm married
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: to a white man. I don't do black or broke.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I don't want your broke, but man broke, as like said,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: that's what the letter said. Like I said, I have
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: a loving, caring heart, and I love black people. I
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: truly hate people with this kind of mentality. What's wrong
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: with our people? I know I could have handled this differently.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: How should I have responded, Well, well, it's sure and
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear yours. Thank you, Steve. Well,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: it just doesn't sound like you love black people. To me,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like that at all. Sounds like you
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: hate them. And I definitely question the part about you know,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: all this love you have in your heart, especially for
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: these people you called Collard Green eating insecure ebt car
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: carrying what you called her that. I think you were wrong.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't think you slip another woman's
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: man money. It's just not a good look. Good intentions
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: or not. Uh, it just wasn't a good look. Any
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: other woman would have been upset with you too, because
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: when she looks over and sees you slip in some
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: money in her hand, what is she supposed to think?
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Like what she thought? You're pushing up on her man?
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: And you know you threw it out there like that
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: because you're married to a white man. I mean, you
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: just won't convince me that you like black people with
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: this attitude. I mean, how should you have responded? You
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: ask if you really wanted to help. You could have
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: offered to give the two of them the two dollars.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I've seen that happen many times in the grossery store.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: If people come up short, the person behind them might say, Oh,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: don't worry about it, I got it, or I'll pay
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: for it. Or you could have simply given it to
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: the cashier. If you could have said you were going
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: to give it to her, or given it to her discreetly.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: I just don't think you would have reacted. I think
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: you would have reacted the same way if someone tried
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: to do that to you, and you're a white man
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: that you so proudly speak of. Steve, there's my answer. Well,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: pretty good, surely. Oh here's a deal. This is lettuce
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: kind of. She opens a letter by saying I have
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: a loving heart and always try to help people. Then
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: she start telling you what type of loving heart she has,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: and she has a loving heart for the homeless. She
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: keep five packets in a car just in case she
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: run up into somebody, so she in the checkout line. Now,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: this is her loving heart. Her loving heart is for
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: homeless people, and she keep five packs. She in the
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: checkout line, lady behind a shirt. They asked how much
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: is taxes. They don't have the money. So you see
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: some people in need and you try to help. You
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: slip the guy two dollars. She see it and go off.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Now you were wrong for sliding this man the money.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: You know that, okay, But and you think it was
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: a good gesture. I understand technically what you're doing is right.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: How you went about it was wrong, okay. Well you
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe the sugar hunted iced to have next. Now,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: I was reading this letter and I was thinking when
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: the subject says I don't do black or broke, I
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: thought you were white. But I was wrong. Sugar honey
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: iced tea is a black statement. The health funk that
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: was with the man, that's another black statement. So now
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: I know you black. Accuse me of pushing up on
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: her man. I told her you just trying to help
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: him out. She said she don't care, and she didn't
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: appreciate you in your man's face, her man's face. I
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: apologized and told her, now you so far, you're doing
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: the right thing. You apologize. I could understand you're calling
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: her health. I got that you apologize to and you
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  Speaker 1: told it. You probably should have given it to her.
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  Speaker 1: But the man was closest to you, and then the
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  Speaker 1: man he thinks or thinking sorry about this and it's sorry,
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  Speaker 1: it's going out, which made him on mad. Now without
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  Speaker 1: buying the shirt, she kept your two dollars. Now here
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  Speaker 1: comes the loving heart. Right. Look, you call it green
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  Speaker 1: eating insecure EBT card? Can Heifer? Now let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you something, because now I know you black. What made
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  Speaker 1: you assume that she loved call it greens? And what
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  Speaker 1: made you assume she was has an EBT card? Hang on, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: we'll come back for part two of your response at
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  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters, subject I
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  Speaker 1: don't do black or broke right after this you're listening,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter. It's really simple.
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  Speaker 1: This woman says she has loving heart, She helps the home.
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  Speaker 1: She met a couple in the store buying a shirt.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't have enough money. She slipped two dollars in
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  Speaker 1: the man's hand. The woman went off cause you won't
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  Speaker 1: be giving my manner and get out his face. You
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  Speaker 1: apologize you're doing all right. Then you told her you
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  Speaker 1: should have given it to her, and then you said
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  Speaker 1: I love black people. She kept her two dollars and
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  Speaker 1: walked out the store. This is where your love for
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  Speaker 1: black people turned. She walked out the door. You man
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  Speaker 1: so mad? You told her you called green eat insecure,
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  Speaker 1: EBT card carrying heifer. I'm married to a white man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do black or broke. I don't want your
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  Speaker 1: broke ass man. Now, you just handed the man two dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Then you tell the lady, I don't want your broke
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  Speaker 1: ass man the kind of give them. Yeah, you're a
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  Speaker 1: funny giver and you're married to a white man. You
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  Speaker 1: don't do black or broke. Wow, that's an interesting statement.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't have nothing for you, lady, except to Jessica.
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  Speaker 1: You love black people, but not enough to marry one.
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  Speaker 1: So your love for black people is limited because it's
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  Speaker 1: been prejudiced by your thoughts that black people are insecure.
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  Speaker 1: Call it green Eton and EBT car carrying people. Now
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  Speaker 1: you can say like I said, I have a loving
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  Speaker 1: heart and I love black people. I truly hate people
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  Speaker 1: with this kind of mentality. What's wrong with our people? Well,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: the same thing that's wrong with you because you one
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  Speaker 1: of us, see you black, but you hate people with
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: that mentality? You know, the mentality we hate. We hate
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  Speaker 1: people who don't love us enough to want to be
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  Speaker 1: with us. We have people in our race like you
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  Speaker 1: who look down on others because they don't fell on
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  Speaker 1: some hard times. So now since you think they call
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  Speaker 1: it greendy need bt can caring people. You don't even
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  Speaker 1: want to marry one of them. So now, congratulations, you
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  Speaker 1: have a white man. Ain't nothing wrong with that, do you, sister?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: But don't tell or huh, you don't do black or broke?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't do black? That'd be like,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: for example, let me get you this example, lating. Let's
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: say I helped the homeless, and I got my little
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  Speaker 1: fire bags in the car like you. But I'm driving
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  Speaker 1: along and I see some homeless people. But I decide
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  Speaker 1: that I don't do white, So now I don't help
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  Speaker 1: the white people out skipt they homeless. These bags is
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  Speaker 1: just for black people. See that's what you say it,
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  Speaker 1: I don't do black or broke like those two go together. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I want to say something to you. All of us
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  Speaker 1: on this show happened to be black. Ain't now one
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  Speaker 1: of us? Broke? Not now one of us? But she
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  Speaker 1: don't do it because we blacks lady, you sad. You're
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  Speaker 1: sad the way you have me. Yeah, but you're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna change because you have this. You have a self
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: hatred about yourself that's carried over into the rest of
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  Speaker 1: the black people. So that's why you figure if you
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  Speaker 1: go get a white man, that'll fix it for you.
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  Speaker 1: You're steal the black lady in your stuff. She's better
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  Speaker 1: than Yeah. White people carry EBT cards to a lot
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  Speaker 1: and they could be insecure, like Call of Greens. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you race on so many levels. I'm talking about John
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  Speaker 1: kind of. It's like says, girl, you think white ice
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  Speaker 1: cold hunt. Yeah, you're right, that's it's just it's sad
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  Speaker 1: when people are that way. Man, Yeah, it is. And
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  Speaker 1: she thinks it's okay. She sees nothing wrong with it. No,
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  Speaker 1: surely thought it was okay, good enough to write a
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  Speaker 1: letter like we would agree with her. I hate people
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  Speaker 1: like that. How should I have handled you had wrong?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: First of all, Yeah, you're handled it wrong. Shouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: told us you're gonna do black people cause I do.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: And she tried to to to sugarcoat it by saying
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: she helps the homeless, right, but I do black people
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  Speaker 1: all day long, all day and white people too. I
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  Speaker 1: do white people, thank you very much. Yes, I don't
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  Speaker 1: mind doing white people. Think it was waiting. I was
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: waiting in some of your best friends of white, some
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: of my best friends so white. And let me tell you,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: I take the black money I get and I hang
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: out with white. But she's trying to make it like
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: the lady. Something's wrong with the other lady for going in.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: You're slipping her man some money. And when the lady
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: went up, I'm sorry, ye walk away from it. Right.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: It's not a good look. You're a strange woman slipping
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: her man some money. Anybody would have reacted. Any woman
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  Speaker 1: would have reacted like that one did me. The reason
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: she don't do black or broke because she may used
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: to be black and broke. All right, listen, we gotta
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  Speaker 1: get out of here. Email us, Instagram, my shirt thoughts
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  Speaker 1: on today, very letter at Steve Harvey f M. All right,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: coming up next more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to show. All right, Uncle
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  Speaker 1: Nuff are here. You know, it's a Memorial Day weekend.
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  Speaker 1: So you guys, you UNC and NEF have some grilling
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  Speaker 1: tips for the rules and all of that. Yeah, let's
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: get started. What you got. Do you clean your grill? Oh?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Not that much. I really just I really just brush
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: off the residue from the last time fall into the flame. Yeah,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: but I don't clean the grill completely. You don't clean
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  Speaker 1: the heat hit it. Once that head hit it, I'll
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: put I'll put that grill over that fire. Five kill
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  Speaker 1: all John. Oh, and you just scrubbed off the leaves.
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  Speaker 1: I'll take my steel brushing it, clean it. But I
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  Speaker 1: want that season. Are you do? Now? Walk me through this.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Walk me through marinade and a slab of reels. Now,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: marinating the slab a reel for me is very simple
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  Speaker 1: because you can do it overnight, but it's not necessary.
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  Speaker 1: I do like a thirty five forty five hour long process.
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  Speaker 1: The first thing I do, I go down to Walmart
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  Speaker 1: and they got this thing that can peel the skin
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  Speaker 1: off the back of the ribs. The first day, the
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  Speaker 1: little the little thin layer skin that that's real chewy.
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  Speaker 1: I takes that off. See, I peel that off. Keep going.
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening because this is how you really get your
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  Speaker 1: meat to taste right. To take that skin off that's
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  Speaker 1: on the bone side of the reel like so serious
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  Speaker 1: first time to get this feel like yeah, and you
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  Speaker 1: should be no note, come on cooking. I only use
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  Speaker 1: a dry rub. That's all I use, Okay, and I
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: have a special dry rub that I use. All right,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: so you put that on? How long you just let that? Now? First,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: I got my fire outside going right, but I prefer
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  Speaker 1: the big green egg. That's what I got. That's the
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  Speaker 1: best way. Then once I get that coals down there,
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  Speaker 1: I pull them to three quarters side of the grille
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  Speaker 1: because I got the big one, and I leave a
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  Speaker 1: fourth for the grill with no coal under it. I
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  Speaker 1: pull all the cold forward so I'm only on three
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  Speaker 1: fourth to the grills in case my meat get there
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  Speaker 1: going a little hot. I got a little cools, but
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  Speaker 1: I can push the meat to keep it from direct
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: heat and cooking it. Then when I shut the lead down,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: I monitor the dampers and the drafts on it to
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  Speaker 1: keep it around two seventy five two fifth. That's good cooking,
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  Speaker 1: tempt right there, two fifty two seventy five. Got that
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  Speaker 1: green egg in there. Now, I rub my meat with
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: this dry rub. I take it out there and I
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: set it on the grill reub side down. Reub side
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  Speaker 1: down at two seventy five and I shut it all right,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Steve Um, we should take a pause here because we
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: only have a few seconds. We'll come right back with
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. We're back with these barbecue grilling
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: tips from UNC and Neff all kinds of barbecue tips.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are giving us reub side down at two
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  Speaker 1: seventy five, and I shut it okay. Fifty five minutes later,
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  Speaker 1: come on, come on, I opened the lid and you
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: can start eating baby backs that fan. Yes, sir, Do
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: you ever refus in four? No? I do nothing. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you've seen that process though, right, I've seen there's nothing
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  Speaker 1: wrong with it. You put them on. You can put
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  Speaker 1: them on for about forty five, what about thirty minutes,
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  Speaker 1: and then take them off, wrap them, put them back on,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: and let them cook the rest of the way in
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: the fall. Yeah. See, I don't wrap my meat. Well,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: is there a problem with wrapping your bead? I mean
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: sounds I'm just saying it ain't just say but it's
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  Speaker 1: not the same. Come on, I felt like I was
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: going in the room where I but fifty five to
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  Speaker 1: fifty seven minutes on one side. I never flipped the meat, right, really,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: I never flip it because what happens is when you
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: cook it just bones side down, and you know, ain't
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: no meat on the bones side of the real seat.
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  Speaker 1: But what it does is it seals it real nice
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  Speaker 1: and it keeps the meat real juicy because you put
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: a seer on the bone side and then the smoke
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: and my wood chips cooked the meat on the top.
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  Speaker 1: So why do people flip their meat? I mean I
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: see that. I mean my brother flip is me my
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: daddy flipps. I just don't. I just don't because it's
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: not necessary and you get you get a real tender
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: piece of baby back. I do this now. I'm telling man,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: ask anybody that didn't have my reals. Now here's what
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: a lot of people don't perfect because now you did
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: turn me on the something that was good, that lump cold.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I never knew nothing about that. That's the only thing
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: I messed with. That's that's uh, what's that? That's that's
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: like wood that's already been burnt before. Yeah, and it's
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: what they have. It's foor as fires. Yeah, all them
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: charred trees that's what it is. That's perfect for barbecure.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Lump cold. Central Market got hurt. I bet you a
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: lot of that was a little Central Market grocery store.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: It's made by Central Market. Well they bag it up,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: is what I mean? Well, yeah, it's it's all the same.
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  Speaker 1: But green Egg has a good version. That's usually the
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: most burns. You know, because you could see some of
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  Speaker 1: the wood and some of it. You ain't ever seeing
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: the green Egg shar the smoker, not actually green Eggs
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: and ham. Girl, this this, this is too much, not
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: only not cooked. She don't even know the brands of
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: appliance small green Eggs at the barbecue growing up. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my gosh, upset though, that's what you're Thinkings and green
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  Speaker 1: Egg All right, go on, Steve, Sorry, all right, So
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: we learned a lot grilling with Steve Man. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Steven Tommy Tommy is a good grilling. Yes, give pray, sir,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: will be grilling this weekend. I won't be eating bad
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: boy out there on that grill. I won't be eating
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: red meat, but I'm gonna I'm gonna have salmon all
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: on it. Oh yeah, did you know that? See he
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: doesn't eat red meat. Anymore anymore. Now, do you make
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: your own sauce, you're own barbecue sauce, or do you
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: buy it? Or what? I got two barbecue recipes? Give
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: me one. There's a barbecue sauce called Old George Tet
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: just fine, Old George t barbecue sauce. Got an old
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: black dude. They got honey bourbon maple. I used two
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: bottles of that. Have you tried sweet baby? Ye oh?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: I had plenty of that. But it's it's it's all right.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: If you want the best job barbecue sauce that you
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: ain't got to do nothing to William's brothers, William's brothers,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: barbecue sauce is the one where you ain't got to
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: do nothing to it. Okay, let me see. And it's
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: better than sweet Baby rays, I'm telling them. Okay, all right,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Show right after you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: we are. We're back with these barbecue grilling tips from
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Unc and Neff. All kinds of barbecue tips you guys
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: are giving us, just dropping all kinds of barbecue. You're
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: not taking no notes, soak it in, no knowledge though,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: why because you. Okay, now, let me tell you what
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: y'all to get what old mute, old mule y'all don't
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: know man, y'all don't know them about to cut. That's
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: some slavery. So mute Shirley Season made this one, lady,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: What old mute? Yeah you, it's got a brown label
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: on it and a picture of a mule head. Is ha.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. I'm trying to help y'all weekend out.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Y'all don't know this type of stuff talk. I've been
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: experimenting with this stuff out of bought. Every barbecue sauce
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: day is from craft on up. I'm telling who got
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: the best damn barbecue sauce? Old mule and doctored a
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: little bit. Okay, And that old mule it's got a
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: little kick to it. I want to call it mute.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: And now you want to cut the kick with a
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: little brown sugar? All right, cut that kick. It's a
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: little bit of brown sugar to taste, and then put
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: a little mustard in it. Okay, Okay, that was a
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: little mustard and a little brown sugar to taste. But
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: have it simmered in a pot on the low. So
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: when you stared it blend the flavors in battle. We'll
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: be back with more right after this. You're listening, all right,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Barbecue rules and regulations were three barbecue sauce. We're talking
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: about the whole time you adding and tasting. Add a
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: little bit at a time and go to your taste
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: boom when you get in there. But now let me
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: tell you something that old George t that's what that's
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: what you want to start with. Ask you something is
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: anything new? You got old, mute old, the old ass sauca.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: But if you say they ain't work, I'm gonna try
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: a couple of the new weekend. But you I need
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: something we got new, mute, modern new You good food
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: or y'all? What what what y'all want? As name? I
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: want something before citiens. You know something after Citi? All right?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: You know your uncle's rufus tigue barbecue. Rufus, it's rufus.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: You know this, older dake, you got my uncle? Hold on,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: let me google rufe man, because I'm a barbecue dude.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: If you get this rufus t rufus tigue barbecue sauce,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: that's some of the best snowball that you could buy.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: And if you learn how to mix them. I gotta
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: recipe boy with this rufus t and I use two
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: different rufus TuS. I send it to my daughter. My
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: daughter asked me for it. Let me see if I
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: look at the thing on the bout that said rufus
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: tigue made some salt. That's what it says. That's the slogan.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Look at rufus tigue made some flaws you damn rucket. Yeah,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: now that that that's house I feel mean what se
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: that's that's you know what time? It just says you all.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: My uncle didn't make a burn up sack sauce man. No, No,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: it's barbecue. The Lord, the Lord, what what you say?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: The Lord is not goalw Do you have a brand
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: like a smokey brand, like, hey, we had to come back, freedom, Freedom,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: come back. I just want to before get it all right,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with our last break of the day
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: and Steve's closing remarks about barbecue at forty nine. After
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: you're listening, all right, Steve, here we are. We're at
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day before we um head
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: on into the holiday weekend. Do some inspirational stuff, but
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: get your pens and papers out. I'm about to give
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: you a recipe that you can make the bomb Diggity
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: Bobby Q sauce, and everybody will be talking about it, girl,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: and then you come on. That's what I'm first of all,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: this is what you need. A half a cup of
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: apple side of vinegar. Okay. You need six teaspoons of
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  Speaker 1: garlic powder, level, not too much, just six level, easy
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  Speaker 1: teaspoons of garlic powder. Got it. You need seven teaspoons
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  Speaker 1: a brown cane raw sugar. Alright, alright, not that, not
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  Speaker 1: that brown sugar that's matted together in the bag. You
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  Speaker 1: want cane sugar crystallize. So you want seven teaspoons a
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  Speaker 1: brown cane raw sugar. You need one bottle a rufus
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  Speaker 1: tegue sweet heat. You need one bottle a rufus tegue
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  Speaker 1: honey sweet barbecue sauce, honey sweet. Okay, fresh Market sells
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  Speaker 1: this barbecue glow seals that just get to going round.
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  Speaker 1: I got it. Croak up. I've seeing some Albertson's with it.
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  Speaker 1: Now you blend all this together, then I want you
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  Speaker 1: to take that empty bottle of rufus tu yeah, fill
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  Speaker 1: it up with water one and a half times, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so fill up a bottle of Rufus tue empty barbecue sauce,
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  Speaker 1: poured in that, stirred, Put a half a bottle in
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  Speaker 1: there and stirred one and a half simmer on low heat,
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  Speaker 1: and watch it. Watch what the hell happened? Let me
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  Speaker 1: let me recount. Have a cup of apple, side of vinegar, yes,
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  Speaker 1: Six teaspoons of garlic powder yes. Seven teaspoons of brown
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  Speaker 1: cane raw sugar. Yeah, that's important. You can use a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more sugar. Let's go to taste, got you
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  Speaker 1: all right? One bottle of Rufus tegue sweet heat, yes,
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  Speaker 1: one bottle of Rufus Tegue honey sweet, yes, sir, all right,
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  Speaker 1: put all that, semar all that. But before that, take
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  Speaker 1: a bottle and a half of water and pour that
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  Speaker 1: in there in samara in then Rufus teague bottles did
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  Speaker 1: so basically, let me try this one more time. We
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  Speaker 1: got a half a cup of appholes center, side of ennegar,
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  Speaker 1: and then we got six teaspoons of garlic powder six
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  Speaker 1: to be exact, moving along, seven teaspoons of brown came
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  Speaker 1: raw shop yes. Seven completion, you gotta keep it wrong.
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  Speaker 1: And then we got a bottle or the one and
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  Speaker 1: only ruf Rufer's t. Good guy to my follow me
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  Speaker 1: now because I'm going somewhere. And then we got a
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  Speaker 1: bottle a rufus t hut. Come on, take all of that,
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  Speaker 1: put it in a pot and get it w And
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  Speaker 1: then you take that same bottle, that empty bottle of
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  Speaker 1: Rufer's tea, hit it up with water. Po get you
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  Speaker 1: another half a bottle of water. Put it in that
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  Speaker 1: uf of you. Now pour it in that pot all
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  Speaker 1: up in Now there that pot around, let us sever,
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  Speaker 1: let us sum one, put it on low, put the
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  Speaker 1: lid on it. And good God of mine, you have
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  Speaker 1: what we call the bomb. Barbecue sauce. Yes, that is
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  Speaker 1: hey man, that all the barbecue. I'm not creative and
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  Speaker 1: do not want to follow that house. Want to open
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  Speaker 1: up a jaw. Try to find yourself some Williams, some
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  Speaker 1: brothers Williams, some brothers, barbecue sauce. If you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to do nothing after that, find yourself some bones sucking sauce.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that wouldn't scare me. Somebody's going into bedroom. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what barbecue? If you're real lazy? What is that you call?
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  Speaker 1: Is it? Baby raised? Oh? Sweet baby rais? Yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: you're just lazy. And you don't want to make no
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  Speaker 1: sauce if you're following that recipe right there, or you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna love open to do this though, watch me, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna love it. And I'm a video with and put
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  Speaker 1: it up Monday. Can I do that Tuesday? Yeah? The website? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: okay cool? And women ask just what we down at
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  Speaker 1: the camp? Is that the same sauce she'd be having
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  Speaker 1: at the camp now, it makes a different one for
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  Speaker 1: the camp. Okay, into it? But you like it though,
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  Speaker 1: don't I love it? See what I'm just doing? All meat,
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  Speaker 1: no vestable change sauce. Oh couse, there ain't no sides
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  Speaker 1: at the camp. Well wait a minute now, then Tommy
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  Speaker 1: can't come because he's off meat right now. If Tommy
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  Speaker 1: came to the camp, he'd be in here. Come. Tom
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  Speaker 1: just ain't gonna eating back and in the back of
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  Speaker 1: my cottage. Yeah, he's off meat right now. Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: not that week. Tell me I'm gonna be back on
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  Speaker 1: the side something, tim but I'll be right back on it. Barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: And if Tommy came to the camp, he'd be out
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  Speaker 1: there with the kids. I'd been to the camp. Yeah, barbecue,
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  Speaker 1: good at the camp man. Steve makes it all man
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