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Miss Universe Explanation, Front Porch Mumblin', Height, Bathroom Sex and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things and the stubbs good it sEH listening
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  Speaker 1: to mother for st Please, I don't join jo. You
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  Speaker 1: the water to the water. Got come come on your bahhuh.
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  Speaker 1: I shall will a good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on, come on, y'all dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man.
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  Speaker 1: Is God good to me? Unbelievable? Yeah? He is? And
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  Speaker 1: and I can only attribute it to one thing. It's
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  Speaker 1: just been a turnaround in my life. It's it's been
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  Speaker 1: me finally making a decision to see what all God
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  Speaker 1: has for me, but at the same time trying to
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  Speaker 1: be more God wants me to be instead of more
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  Speaker 1: what I want to be. That's the trade off. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta do something now. You know you know you
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  Speaker 1: want God's blessings, you gotta be willing to do something
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  Speaker 1: on his behalf. Now. I'm not saying I got it
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  Speaker 1: right right now, because I'm just being real with you,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have it all together by any
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  Speaker 1: stretch of imagination. I'm trying to get better in several areas.
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  Speaker 1: I'm praying about it, I'm working on it, but you
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  Speaker 1: know it's and I've I've grown to accept the process.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm improving in a lot of areas from day
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  Speaker 1: to day. But I'll tell you what, man, my success
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  Speaker 1: all is going on with me I can only attribute
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  Speaker 1: to this turnaround. And the turnaround was simple. I turned
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  Speaker 1: around and started looking at God. That was a simple move. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I just turned around and started looking at him, and
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  Speaker 1: I was going, Okay, I get it. Now, you created me.
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  Speaker 1: You're the creator. You have a purpose for me. I
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  Speaker 1: understand that. Now. Now let me just walk in that
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  Speaker 1: purpose and let me get to doing that purpose. Now,
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  Speaker 1: my purpose and your purpose and their purpose and anybody's
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  Speaker 1: perfect purpose could be different, and the way you go
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  Speaker 1: about the purpose can be different. And that's the part
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  Speaker 1: that I've really grown up to. I've opened up my
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  Speaker 1: mind to understanding that everybody's different, nobody's quite the same,
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  Speaker 1: and that is not my right or position to judge,
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  Speaker 1: but to be of a forgiving spirit and understand and
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  Speaker 1: forgive those as I ask God to forgive me. See
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  Speaker 1: that's the key. That's the key, y'all. So when you
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  Speaker 1: out here and you stuck on this unforgiveness, understand in
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  Speaker 1: the large prayer as a segment that says, forgive us
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  Speaker 1: our trust passes, as we forgive those who trust pass
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  Speaker 1: against us. There's another version says forgive us our debts
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  Speaker 1: as we forgive our debt us. It's two different versions,
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  Speaker 1: but either one it means the exact same thing. It
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  Speaker 1: means simply this, that you are asking God to forgive
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  Speaker 1: yours like you forgive others. Forgive us our trust passes
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  Speaker 1: as we forgive those who trust pass against us when
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  Speaker 1: I crossed the line with you, God handle me the
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  Speaker 1: way I handle people when they cross the line with me.
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  Speaker 1: You feel what I'm saying to you, See you understand that.
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  Speaker 1: That's the breakdown of it. Best way I can give
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  Speaker 1: it to you. Forgive us our trust passes as we
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  Speaker 1: forgive those who trust pass against us. Forgive me God
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  Speaker 1: for stepping over the line, like I forgive those that
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  Speaker 1: step over the line on me. That's the hard part, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's the part man, I've really been working on. I've
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  Speaker 1: been really trying to get that together. And so I've
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  Speaker 1: learned forgiveness a lot better over the past five years
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  Speaker 1: than I have before, and it's paid off. I can't
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  Speaker 1: tell you how I was paid off, because now God's
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  Speaker 1: mercy and grace is all over me, because I've learned
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  Speaker 1: to become more graceful. Now I ain't graceful like him.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't merciful like him, but I've learned to become
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  Speaker 1: more more graceful, more merciful, because man, I can't live
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  Speaker 1: my life like that. I just got sick of me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're mad at me. Now I'm mad at you. You
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  Speaker 1: hate on me, Now I'm gonna hate on you. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got time for that. Man, Love got you. Look here,
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  Speaker 1: you got somewhere to go. Hate take up time. It's
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  Speaker 1: time consuming. Hating Trying to seek revenge it's time consuming.
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  Speaker 1: It take up way too much of your time to
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  Speaker 1: seek revenge When vengeance ain't really yours. That's another one.
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  Speaker 1: Vengeance is mine, say if the lord it ain't yours.
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  Speaker 1: So now when you go to seek it to take
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  Speaker 1: it out, guess what you're doing. You're doing something now, man,
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  Speaker 1: Now you off in the area that you've got no
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  Speaker 1: business being in and instead of steady climbing your ladder
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  Speaker 1: like you're supposed to, you didn't take out time for
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  Speaker 1: vengeance to hate. I'm a hater. I'm gonna be a blogger.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a blog about so and so. When you're blogging
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  Speaker 1: about somebody, and most of these people you don't even
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  Speaker 1: know when you're blogging about somebody, what you're doing, what
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  Speaker 1: you're hating. It takes time to hate. Man. I just decided, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta take all my time and instead of have
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  Speaker 1: doing time and being active, I got to be proactive.
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  Speaker 1: See some people get that confused, being active and being proactive.
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  Speaker 1: Pro is positive. Pro means to move forward. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if you put pro in front of most words, it's
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  Speaker 1: a positive influence. You know, does the pros and the cons.
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  Speaker 1: The pros is the good side, the cons is what
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  Speaker 1: can go wrong the bad side. You know, if you're active,
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  Speaker 1: that's one thing, But if you're pro active, you're going
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  Speaker 1: forward in a positive direction. When you become a pro
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  Speaker 1: that means you the best of the best at whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is you chosen to be. I'm a pro so somehow,
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  Speaker 1: and I know English teacher, grammatical God the word pro
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times when you put it in front
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  Speaker 1: of something, means positiveness. So now a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: think that if you just active something all to happen. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing something, and that's what happens. Man. We just
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  Speaker 1: find ourselves doing a lot of busy work that really
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  Speaker 1: ain't bout nothing. It ain't going the way, It ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no direction or no purpose because we haven't tried
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  Speaker 1: to find out the direction of a purpose. So you
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  Speaker 1: wake up and you and your wheels are spinning. You
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  Speaker 1: a hamster on a tread meal. You're running real fast,
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  Speaker 1: but you're just going in the same spot. You understand
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  Speaker 1: that's because you're just out here being active instead of proactive.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you get God in your life. Why don't
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  Speaker 1: you turn and face your creative and find out how
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  Speaker 1: to become more proactive so you can do things to
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  Speaker 1: move yourself forward. How you can get your life off
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  Speaker 1: the ground and get off the tread meal and really
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  Speaker 1: get it rolling in the direction that it need to
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  Speaker 1: be going. Man, I'm telling you, God can make that
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  Speaker 1: change for you if he see you making the change
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  Speaker 1: for him. See the whole key man, the whole kids.
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  Speaker 1: You got to be willing to do something. You got
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  Speaker 1: to give God something to ask. Bless me God, and
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  Speaker 1: then you go sit on your couch and you ain't trying. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: bless me God with what what? What? What are you
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  Speaker 1: working with? He can't have the people hire you if
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  Speaker 1: you ain't put the app in. Come on, man, the
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  Speaker 1: blessing comes when you make a proactive step, when you
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  Speaker 1: try to do something on the positive side. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna quit messing around with all these people. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna start going home. I'm gonna leave these women loan
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  Speaker 1: out here. You got to say, all right, man, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't going over that at night. I just ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: get Then God can work with you. God help me
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  Speaker 1: stop seeing all these women. But you steady going over
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  Speaker 1: there calling them setting up stuff. Can't nobody help you
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  Speaker 1: because once you get over there, you already know. See,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get proactive. You gotta do something yourself. You
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  Speaker 1: make one step, he'll make two. That that's the key, man.
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  Speaker 1: So come on, y'all, you're listening show. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome, welcome, welcome,
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  Speaker 1: We are here, we are live. This is a very
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  Speaker 1: special morning. Here is back live, still out of the country,
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  Speaker 1: somewhere near Israel, somewhere in the Middle East, but we
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  Speaker 1: are here fresh off of miss Universe. Roscoe Wallace will
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  Speaker 1: not be joining us this morning because Roscoe is taking
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  Speaker 1: a day off. Yeah. What happened is you know, he's
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  Speaker 1: involved in the three trillion dollar lawsuit with the music industry.
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  Speaker 1: He's in a very special, tight meeting with his lawyers,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll not be joining us this morning for the
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  Speaker 1: first time this month. We don't know if we'll have
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  Speaker 1: Roscoe back tomorrow or not. We'll find out. But ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, the Steve Harvey Morning Show us here, Shirley Strawberry,
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  Speaker 1: Califf a real nephew, Tommy Junior, Mississippi Monica. It is
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  Speaker 1: what it is, ain't everything everything? You know? Yeah? Mans,
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  Speaker 1: what is that? S The suit could be coming to
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  Speaker 1: an end of three trillion dollars. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. I just think it's exceptional
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  Speaker 1: that what he's meeting with his lawyers. I didn't. I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I've never met his law team. But are they gonna
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  Speaker 1: set a out of court your things? You know what?
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  Speaker 1: I would because you know the task. Seriously, we are
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  Speaker 1: just all in with this settled. I settle with him,
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  Speaker 1: but we'll find out what it is. How y'all being
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  Speaker 1: everything been good? Yeah? Question. First of all, I want
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  Speaker 1: to thank y'all for holding the Ford down a little.
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  Speaker 1: The team or squad that come up their rise to
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  Speaker 1: the Cajun Thank y'all very much while you, fearless leader
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  Speaker 1: was out here being a feeless It's all I can say.
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  Speaker 1: Just out here in the world being fearless on behalf
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  Speaker 1: of us representing my people in front of they people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right now, that represent my people for the people. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And thanks again for Dubai. I mean, we can't thank
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  Speaker 1: you enough for that awesome trip. Awesome Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was That was pretty cool. It was interesting watching
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  Speaker 1: a Shirley Caller and monocle in a foreign country. It's
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  Speaker 1: always interesting. What happened? What did you learn about us
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  Speaker 1: when you were watching us? That some things never changed
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  Speaker 1: that you can take as far as caller goals, you
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  Speaker 1: could take the girl out of the hood, but you
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  Speaker 1: can't take the hood out of the girl worldwide, baby worldwide?
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  Speaker 1: Who would represent it? We was walking somewhere I heard
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  Speaker 1: Carl and say what I went, Okay, what what I
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  Speaker 1: turned around, I said, but she was just didn't understand
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  Speaker 1: what the Arabian person said. The Arabic person said, I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was an altercation automatically that was your girl, Monica. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: actually that went there. A little Monica was a whole
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  Speaker 1: another story or financed dispute. That's what it was about.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just thankful I made that trip. Yes, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 1: get in touch with the nephew with run that prank
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  Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening morning show all right,
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  Speaker 1: time for the nephew to run that prank back. What
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  Speaker 1: you got for us, nap, Well, we gonna we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: divorce somebody today. Okay, we're gonna divorce somebody, but we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna go old school. We're gonna go to a contraption
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  Speaker 1: that you have not used in a why the voice
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  Speaker 1: buy facts, the voice by fact. Everybody got the owly
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  Speaker 1: ways of doing things, ladies and gentlemen, The Voice by Fact.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go cat down sales the frogman. I'm gonna help you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach mister Curby. How are you I'm good?
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  Speaker 1: How are you good? Listen. My name is Casey. I've
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  Speaker 1: come by a couple of times, but I haven't been
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  Speaker 1: able to actually when I come to the office, you
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  Speaker 1: get you out on doing sales, and I've not been
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  Speaker 1: able to get into contact with you when I come by.
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  Speaker 1: Are you near a fax machine right now? Sir? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have one right here in my office because you'll
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  Speaker 1: what this super chane and do Actually, I got a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of business that I need you to take
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  Speaker 1: a look at. If you don't mind something that you
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  Speaker 1: might be able to help me out on. Can can
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  Speaker 1: I get your fax number? Yeah? No problem, So hang
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  Speaker 1: on a second, okay, Hey Jim putting down? Man, weren't
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  Speaker 1: go that's the one? Okay, give it one second. Hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, I'm close to do it. Themor office right quick,
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  Speaker 1: No problem? All right. It ought to be coming through
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  Speaker 1: by now, yea. I see it coming out and closing volume. Man,
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  Speaker 1: all right, hey hold over is this you got it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I got it? Man held on and even the French
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  Speaker 1: papers man, sir, this is trying to come by your
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  Speaker 1: office and actually give you. For the last four or
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  Speaker 1: five times I've been looking, I've been trying to get
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  Speaker 1: to your month's as no other way I could have
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  Speaker 1: gotten gotten them to you. I've been trying to get
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  Speaker 1: them to you for the last like I said, two months,
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  Speaker 1: and I haven't been able to get in contact with
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  Speaker 1: you too much. Well, I mean, actually, sir, h she
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  Speaker 1: can't do anything until you actually have the papers. So,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, it's been two months since I've been
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  Speaker 1: trying to actually get them too that I'm calling too much, sir, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Actually right now you are not permitted to give her
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  Speaker 1: a phone call. And within the next twenty four hours
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  Speaker 1: you need to actually have all of your things out
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  Speaker 1: of the house and you need to actually bay take
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  Speaker 1: your print. I ain't going You didn't everything about my
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  Speaker 1: house here. You see me every day every night. Two
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  Speaker 1: men and they said, so hey, man, listen, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: good man. Come she got to the first met I'm
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  Speaker 1: a game dance who did Curvy Curvy curby to me. Man, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I've been there, man, and I feel you, brother, I
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  Speaker 1: do I understand what you're going through. Man. Come when
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  Speaker 1: she come back. Man, it was it was two months
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  Speaker 1: ago when she first came by the office. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, I actually worked for the law firm
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  Speaker 1: that that gives me the papers to take out to
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  Speaker 1: uh to when you're gonna papers. So, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: there was no way I could get them to I've
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  Speaker 1: been trying to get them to you over two months.
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  Speaker 1: So I figured on the best thing to do for
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  Speaker 1: me to like faction to you two months ago to
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  Speaker 1: tell me she when the time for the first from
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  Speaker 1: it when when they came by, when they came by
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  Speaker 1: the first time, all I who in a lady, h
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  Speaker 1: don't you quiet now that way? And mister Kirby, look
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  Speaker 1: many doctor, don't you do this to me? Man? Just
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  Speaker 1: this after what cou If you worry about your job,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got to worry about you should do this
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  Speaker 1: position beca you know why I feel? Man, Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: mean I know what it's like. Man, I almost lost
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  Speaker 1: my mind, you know. But hey, man, I can't. I
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  Speaker 1: can't use I'm a good family. And then the first man,
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  Speaker 1: all right, and you in the first paper say anybody
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  Speaker 1: could have got it got a secretary. It's after day
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  Speaker 1: she said she's a doctor. Okay, okay, and uh and
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  Speaker 1: uh man, I understand man, I may have had a
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  Speaker 1: bad judgment on factional you know, that's why I called
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  Speaker 1: and made sure you was there, and I was talking
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  Speaker 1: to you on the phone while they was coming. I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to make sure you got them. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. We'll congratulations right ms see it. But always
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  Speaker 1: man and mister Kirby, I ain't supposed to do nothing
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  Speaker 1: like this, and I lose my job behind this kind
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  Speaker 1: of stuff. Man, I mean, I feel where you're coming from. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I feel where you're coming. You don't start speaking right
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  Speaker 1: in the watch in that. Hey, man, look off the record,
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  Speaker 1: mister Kirby, Okay, I see is off the record. Off
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  Speaker 1: the record, man, she came in. All I know this
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  Speaker 1: guy is his name was connors I think his name
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  Speaker 1: was connors Co. I mean a light skinned, tall guy,
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  Speaker 1: ball head kinnas your boss. Man. You don't that, you
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  Speaker 1: don't right, hold on, hold on, hey, hold on man,
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  Speaker 1: look here, listen to listen. Listen, tell me, man, maybe
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  Speaker 1: he was maybe just gave one ride over there on something.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it ain't it ain't that you It might not,
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  Speaker 1: that might not be what it is, man, that's my
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  Speaker 1: hold on. Wait, wait, wait a minute, man, you don't
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  Speaker 1: even know that man, you don't he just a person
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  Speaker 1: that came. I don't love you over tax machine. Okay, look, look, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you go, I might well gonna tell you everything.
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna go up there, hold on, tell me everything.
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  Speaker 1: You tell me my life anymore. I just got one
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  Speaker 1: more thing, and I'm just gonna gonna get off the
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  Speaker 1: phone because I see I can't even stop you now
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  Speaker 1: got can say. I'm gonna tell you you ready, I
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  Speaker 1: hit him? Man, this is nephew tiught me from the
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  Speaker 1: I man, look here, oh god, you all right? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You got to do against the long work about the
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  Speaker 1: little thing I don't work for? Hey, man, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: ask you, man, one more thing, buddy, what is the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show made you know sometimes you just gotta
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  Speaker 1: get rid of somebody's any kind of way you want
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  Speaker 1: to do it. You know you can do it by email,
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  Speaker 1: you can do it by the fact, you can you
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  Speaker 1: can text it now. Hey, anyway, thank you nephew. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up next and is ask the CLO. The Chief Love Officer,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey will be in the building to answer all
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  Speaker 1: of your love questions. Right after this, you're listening Save
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  Speaker 1: Hard Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: entertainment news, we will recap Steve the seventieth annual Miss
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  Speaker 1: Universe pageant. You were the host, of course, as fabulous
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  Speaker 1: as ever. Yeah, we've gone to boo, but right now
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  Speaker 1: it is time to check in with the Cheap Love Officer,
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  Speaker 1: you to answer all of everybody's love questions. Here we go,
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  Speaker 1: Mike and Clearwater, Florida says I went on a blind
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  Speaker 1: date with the finest girl I have ever met. She's
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  Speaker 1: got beautiful teeth, eyes, and hair, and she's a little
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  Speaker 1: on a thick side, which I love. The only problem
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  Speaker 1: is that she smokes cigars and I could taste it
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  Speaker 1: on her breath when we kiss. She only does it
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  Speaker 1: on the weekend, So should I deal with it or
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  Speaker 1: move on? Hey? Dog, it's just on the weekends. And
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know they're being a sick all smoker.
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  Speaker 1: There are some things you can, you know, to help
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  Speaker 1: the situation, but I mean, like, don't smoke for your kids.
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  Speaker 1: That's a big one. Yeah, yeah, it's they got stuff
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  Speaker 1: for that. But when you have to sigar place and
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  Speaker 1: then you lean over a kiss. You've been to eat
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  Speaker 1: some cigar, y'all. That's just all doing your kissing schedule.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna work that out
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  Speaker 1: with fun for fine, for fun, huh, make that absolutely. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We've been to be blowing cigar smoke each other, so
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  Speaker 1: we all smoke a cigar. Yeah, he should find how
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  Speaker 1: fine she is, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It
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  Speaker 1: has a lot to do with it, so he should
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  Speaker 1: deal with it and not move on. Just stay there
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  Speaker 1: and take it take absolutely. I mean, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, what a bot of doctor Trisian Old
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  Speaker 1: school Jasolene boys out everything. Doctor Trishian removes one layout
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  Speaker 1: of mouth Land all right. Moving on to Felicity in Topeka,
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  Speaker 1: Felicity writes, I have been seeing a man that is
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  Speaker 1: twelve years my junior, and he's handsome and muscular up top,
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  Speaker 1: but locking down below. He tries to overcompensate for his
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  Speaker 1: shortcomings and is too much for me to handle. I
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  Speaker 1: have a schedule to keep up with and kids to
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  Speaker 1: look after, so I can't be lying around for hours
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  Speaker 1: with him. Is it cool to tell him to hurry up?
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  Speaker 1: Or will he be offended. Please advise it's gonna offend
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  Speaker 1: him if you tell him to hurry up? What will
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  Speaker 1: offend him as you tell him why he needs to
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  Speaker 1: hurry I know, why are you putting in all this
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  Speaker 1: extra time? Yeah? You know? You know? Once again, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Huh. Being on the other side
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  Speaker 1: of this one right here, I can tell you you
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  Speaker 1: know what I didn't. I didn't. In my life, I've
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  Speaker 1: been too much, but I ain't never been not enough.
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  Speaker 1: I've been here, I've been old lord, but I ain't
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  Speaker 1: never been open. I think I think you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to tell him that, Harry up. You got things to do.
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  Speaker 1: But is he a really great guy? Does he treat
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  Speaker 1: you really well? To treat the kids great? How is
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  Speaker 1: he as a man? You can work through some of
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  Speaker 1: these things? You know some things you can do to
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  Speaker 1: speed of the process. I don't know, Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: Felicity moving on to Carolyn. In Making Georgia, Carolyn says
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  Speaker 1: his luck would have it. I'm broke again at the
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  Speaker 1: wrong time of the year. I was talking to my
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  Speaker 1: coworker about my issues, and he said he can help
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  Speaker 1: me out if I showed him two things. The two
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  Speaker 1: things are right under my chin, and he wants to
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  Speaker 1: see them. I've never been propositioned like this, but he
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  Speaker 1: said he'd give me two hundred dollars and that would
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  Speaker 1: help me get my little girl that bite she wants.
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  Speaker 1: Is it so terrible if I show him what? If
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  Speaker 1: he wants to pay to see more? What's your? What's you?
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  Speaker 1: What you think is going to be leading to? This?
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  Speaker 1: Is to see what you're willing to do? Now, if
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  Speaker 1: you do this for two hundred dollars, he already know
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  Speaker 1: he got five hundreds. I mean, right, heywand you go
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  Speaker 1: in there and tell your little girl. When't getting no
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  Speaker 1: damn bike this year? You know what I mean? Is
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  Speaker 1: I heard that bike? Oh you working? I heard stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that bike? Bike? What's wrong with the bike you
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  Speaker 1: got out there? You talking about the one you gave
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  Speaker 1: me from the construction site. That bike, Daddy, that's never
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  Speaker 1: been new, like a new bike? Well, I want a
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  Speaker 1: new car. You don't see, no, he don't see one
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  Speaker 1: sitting out that day. Yea. So every time I asked
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  Speaker 1: him for something, he every time I told my daddy
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  Speaker 1: I wanted something, he told me something he wanted. I
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  Speaker 1: want a new bike, I want a new car. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want to go home. Well, hell, I want to
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  Speaker 1: go home too, but now I got to go to work.
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  Speaker 1: So you're little ask and eat what they do with
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  Speaker 1: what I said. So, Carolyn, if you're getting something from this, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I mean if you show him to him for two
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars, the next offer fit to be five, what
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  Speaker 1: you gonna do? Yeah? And they work together, so that's
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  Speaker 1: really not cool. It's inappropriate, yeah, really all the way,
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  Speaker 1: but two hundred dollars that ain't no, yeah, yeah, a
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars each? Oh good, yes, sir it up? Yes, yes, cool.
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  Speaker 1: He's horrible, all right? Misty and rust and Louisiana says,
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  Speaker 1: I'm forty years old and I purchased my first home
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  Speaker 1: for my son and I my son is fifteen years
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  Speaker 1: old and refuses to do the yard work for me.
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  Speaker 1: He told me that I need to get my boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: to do it, since he's always over there. I lit
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  Speaker 1: into him when he spoke to me that way, and
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  Speaker 1: I called my father to come and talk to him.
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  Speaker 1: My father sided with him. I expected my son to
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  Speaker 1: have pride in his home, so am I wrong to
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  Speaker 1: demand that he do the yard work at this house. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just stand and what you're saying, you're exactly right
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  Speaker 1: and feeling what you're feeling. But your fifteen year old
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  Speaker 1: son going, so what this lady is, dude's coming over
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  Speaker 1: here sleeper with my mama. Seeing fifteen, He got some
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  Speaker 1: feelings about that that you have an addressed. The fifteen
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  Speaker 1: year old boy is jealous that you're in this relationship
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  Speaker 1: with this man, and he trying to figure out what's
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  Speaker 1: the value him because he don't see him doing nothing
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  Speaker 1: step sleeping with his mama. That's the problem you have
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  Speaker 1: and them feelings ain't feeling to leave that boy no
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  Speaker 1: time soon. So the conversation you should have really is
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  Speaker 1: with this man of yours as to what kind of
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  Speaker 1: example he's setting for your son, because all boys want
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  Speaker 1: to be some type of man. It's gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: good man or bad man. Right now, that's the example
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  Speaker 1: of manhood that's been put in front of him, and
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  Speaker 1: he don't see much of a man coming out of him.
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  Speaker 1: Was that if you went to the bad if you
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  Speaker 1: went to the boyfriend and said, I wish you talk
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  Speaker 1: to my son, maybe y'all could do it together something
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  Speaker 1: It would mean a lot to them, and then you
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  Speaker 1: can finally see what you're dealing with, which don't sound
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  Speaker 1: like much of nothing. All right, thank you, Cello. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we'll have some
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  Speaker 1: entertainment and national news for you. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. So Steve on Sunday Night, seventieth,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Universe, Paget, it's been trending that you made a
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  Speaker 1: mistake by saying Portugal instead of Paraguay. Uh. You defended
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  Speaker 1: yourself as you should have, of course, so tell us
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  Speaker 1: what really happened. They put Portugal in the teleproperm. I
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: could teleprompt a person. It's a different person, but I
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  Speaker 1: saw it. I saw it and I told him. I said, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you got Portugal in the They put it in the teleproperm.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody saw it because the audience could see. They were pointed.
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  Speaker 1: It's said Portugal. They started laughing. I wasn't about to
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  Speaker 1: say it because I'd gonna hear, well, I ain't said
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  Speaker 1: Portugal all damn night, that front right, right, But I
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  Speaker 1: did say it. You said it. You said it to
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  Speaker 1: alert them that it was there. Absolutely, because I'm reading
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  Speaker 1: I'm going hold away a minute. Look, everybody saw it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everybody saw it, right, And so I wouldn't that wasn't no,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't make no damn but said, it's just like
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  Speaker 1: in twenty and fifteen, I read us in the teleprompter.
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  Speaker 1: It's just from now on though, when I read something
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  Speaker 1: in the telepromptering, I'm telling everybody it's in the damn
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  Speaker 1: telet it's human error. Let me go down there the
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  Speaker 1: next year and just stand by the teleprompter. Person, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna I'm a whisper fun thing, and they if and
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  Speaker 1: I promise you ain't gonna get none of this wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Because even the even the girl Chesty when we came
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  Speaker 1: into that, she said, Steve, I'm looking dad at it,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And then Carson Cluster he said I was
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  Speaker 1: looking at it all so and I was just going like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm just but you know, it was
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  Speaker 1: cool long as long as I get it right at
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  Speaker 1: the end, right. Yeah. I like when you said, don't
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  Speaker 1: try to blame this on me this year. How to
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  Speaker 1: play me to place me o, y'all try to play
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  Speaker 1: your boy. Last time I took it on the shid.
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  Speaker 1: We are doing that no moment. Everybody getting under this
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  Speaker 1: damn bus that's supposed to be under people under the bus, now, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: get it off you for sure. And everybody came up
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  Speaker 1: to me after a Steve we apologize. No, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got fix it on TV. In the moment you fix it,
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  Speaker 1: I know it's live. You can't stop me. So what
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: else they say I do wrong? Well? Sex your ass? Yeah,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: the whole thing about Miss India who won, the whole
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: thing about asking her to do cat sounds. I think
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  Speaker 1: it was animal sounds. Yeah, while you asked all the
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  Speaker 1: other contestants, Uh, you know, I guess the quality relevant
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  Speaker 1: questions pertaining to them in their accomplishment. Did anybody notice
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  Speaker 1: that I'm looking down at a card reading Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of course, Yeah, I mean all those questions. I never
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  Speaker 1: heard you ask somebody to make no sounds. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't give a damn about no cat noise something meaning
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  Speaker 1: what you're looking down at a card. All of the
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  Speaker 1: questions for each one of the girls, if they're making
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  Speaker 1: that particular round, that particular question is just for each girl,
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  Speaker 1: something unique about them. No, each contestant. So if that
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  Speaker 1: contestant makes it to that round and they go to
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  Speaker 1: the commercial break, they pull her question up and I
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  Speaker 1: had to ask it. I didn't know nothing about no
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  Speaker 1: damn cats up. Sound yeah, but she has too many meiles.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't she didn't need but to. She just stretched
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  Speaker 1: it out. I was sitting there just looking just as
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  Speaker 1: crazy because I don't know damn about your cats. Love it.
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  Speaker 1: She won. All I can say gives universe. Go ahead, man,
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  Speaker 1: Everybody from India I know, text me with the Indian
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  Speaker 1: flag for the emoji soul. All right, all right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: it's time to go to miss Anne. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: miss Anne Tripp, Thank you very much, everybody. This is
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: a trip with the news. The District of Columbia has
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  Speaker 1: filed suit against two white supremacist groups, the Proud Boys
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  Speaker 1: and the Oathkeepers, for their alleged part and the fomenting
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  Speaker 1: the deadly attempt to take over of the US Capitol
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  Speaker 1: Building January sixth. DC Attorney General car Racing says his
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  Speaker 1: battle plan is simple. While some desperately want to rewrite
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  Speaker 1: history and sweep the events of January six under the rug,
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  Speaker 1: the District of Columbia and its residents have chosen to
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  Speaker 1: speak truth through this filing, through this complaint, through this case,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: and the AG says that the truth is being delivered
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  Speaker 1: by way of the reams of text messages and social
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  Speaker 1: media post which he says clearly reconstruct both groups action
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  Speaker 1: in advance of the insurrection. This also marks the first
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  Speaker 1: effort by the way of a government agency to hold
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  Speaker 1: somebody civilly responsible and to seek damages for what happened. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: the Full House is recommending criminal contempt charges against Trump's
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  Speaker 1: White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows for refusing to
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  Speaker 1: cooperate with the congressional probe into last January's violence. A
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  Speaker 1: neural pathologist in Boston says that after studying the brain
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  Speaker 1: tissue of former pro ball player Philip Adams, that Adams
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  Speaker 1: was afflicted with CTE that's chronic traumatic and cephalopathy. CTE
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  Speaker 1: is linked to concussions and repetitive head trauma from football
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  Speaker 1: and other contact sports. Philip Adams, who played for the
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  Speaker 1: forty nine Ers, the Patriots, the Seahawks, the Raiders, and
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  Speaker 1: the Jets and the Falcons, shot six people to death
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  Speaker 1: last April before killing himself. This is a mystery, and
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  Speaker 1: after almost forty years, the remains of a body in Twinsburg, Ohio,
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  Speaker 1: have officially been identified as a man who was briefly
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: a member of the OJS. Frankie Little Junior was a
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  Speaker 1: musician and composer who worked with Eddie Lavert and the
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  Speaker 1: others in the mid six sixties. According to the acron
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  Speaker 1: Beacon Journal, Little's remains were found in nineteen eighty two
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  Speaker 1: in a garbage bag behind a machine shot. However, they
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  Speaker 1: couldn't be identified at that time. However, with today's upgraded
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  Speaker 1: DNA technology, the remains has finally been identified as his.
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  Speaker 1: The OJ's issued a statement saying that Frankie Little came
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  Speaker 1: with us when we first ventured out of Cleveland travel
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  Speaker 1: to la but he was in love with a woman
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  Speaker 1: in Cleveland. He missed us so much that he went
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  Speaker 1: back to Cleveland. That was in the mid sixties, and
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  Speaker 1: we had not heard from him after that. We wish
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  Speaker 1: his family and friends closure to what appears to have
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: been a very, very sad story. Wow, finally it's taken
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  Speaker 1: fifteen years by the estate the late legendary James Brown
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  Speaker 1: has finally been settled. The Brown catalog sold for ninety
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  Speaker 1: million dollars. The hardest working man to show business left
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  Speaker 1: most of his other assets to charity to provide scholarships
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  Speaker 1: for underprivileged children, and during his lifetime he made us
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  Speaker 1: all feel good. Godfather's soul died on Ritmas Day, two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and six. Back to Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, Good Morning America co host
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  Speaker 1: Michael Strahan. You're you've been out of the country, Steve, So,
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  Speaker 1: did you know Michael Strahan was one of six crew
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  Speaker 1: members who took a flight to space and back on
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  Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos Blue Origin on Saturday. Didn't know? Yeah? You
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  Speaker 1: know he that type of guy. What does that mean? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know he did stuff like that. You know you
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  Speaker 1: won't see my black ass on that boat on the
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  Speaker 1: rocket spaceship, he said, boat ship whatever it is, out
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  Speaker 1: of space. Steve a fit to be on it. Well, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I want to tell y'all this. I know a guy
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  Speaker 1: who actually hands a space a whole radio. We can
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: go up, No you don't, it's a hook of on
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: fifteen twenty minute. We go up, come right back down.
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  Speaker 1: But I think we'd be the first radio show up
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  Speaker 1: in now. No you don't, it's a hook. I live
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  Speaker 1: in Houston. I know people. Do you know anybody with
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: a Space Hill because I live in Houston and then Annasal.
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  Speaker 1: I know people, not even you, won't even buy a
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  Speaker 1: brand new car Space. We don't need no new spaceship.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: We need when that's been used at work? Who have
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: found a US Space shuttle and sold it to Tommy friend?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: I know a guy. I love it, Tommy, I got
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: a guy. They say, you don't have brand new car,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: what's nothing wrong with on it? A pre owned car?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: But you're just saying for Tommy, it's nothing wrong with
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: the pre owned card, nothing at all. Who would go though,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: you don't really have a lot of success with this
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: pre owned purchases. How many times back in the LA
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: we're waiting on him. I got a new carbout, my
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: wife a new car. I got new cars, of course,
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  Speaker 1: but you don't buy for yourself. So we so we
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  Speaker 1: just assumed the ship gonna have some problems up well,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: you know, we're gonna we're gonna test it and try
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: it and make sure it's running right, you know. But
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  Speaker 1: Michael Strahan was in Space for eleven minutes. What are
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  Speaker 1: we gonna do for twenty We're gonna do the show
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  Speaker 1: from up there? Lisa? Are you right now? Are you
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  Speaker 1: pranking us right now. We're gonna prank when we get
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: up there too. The strawberry letter from space, Steve, maybe
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: you should reconsider going to space. Now, why would I
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: reconsider with food? Shirley? Do you know where would you
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  Speaker 1: go with him? Anywhere? Face? Oh lord? All right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: come out of I don't even go to the stow
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  Speaker 1: with you no more. Minute after the hour, the comedians
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  Speaker 1: on this show, there are three have some front porch mumbling.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, right after you're listening to the morning show. Well,
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  Speaker 1: and yesterday's show, U we did a little what's called
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  Speaker 1: front porch mumbling. Uh. You know things people say about
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  Speaker 1: their neighbors or they gossip about their neighbors while they're
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: sitting on the front porch. All right, guys, take it away,
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  Speaker 1: say right now, I'm right noway, right now. They're both
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  Speaker 1: going back to jail today. I'll do it. You think
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I think he's going back, and you know he's going
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  Speaker 1: he case down alone. Man, how y'all doing? Hey, go
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  Speaker 1: speak to him, you know he what do you do
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  Speaker 1: find you? Last time? Yeah? I find you still? He
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  Speaker 1: still put your keys up, keys because he comes. They
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: taking keep of cars from what they tell me, you
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  Speaker 1: don't need no keys. He without telling you. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: look at that? Look at that? Look who coming up
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  Speaker 1: the driveway? Right now? Look at that? How y'all doing
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  Speaker 1: all right? Now? Good to see you. Now she gonna
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  Speaker 1: eat everything. They say she messed with the white man,
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  Speaker 1: she worked with that. She ain't gonna take nothing home
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  Speaker 1: from this house because I didn't hear all the fall.
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  Speaker 1: It's gone you, I tell you, And look, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. Every year she coming here,
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  Speaker 1: she's pregnant every year. Yeah no, damn, hold up, the
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  Speaker 1: hold up, the hold up, chip this up right here, boy,
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  Speaker 1: A little something I ain't told nobody, but man, you
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  Speaker 1: should have told me we was cousins. You didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't know that. He'll know. I ain't no, look
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  Speaker 1: at her, she looked like your cousins. Have y'all done anything?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you're fifteen. I ain't know. I think right
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  Speaker 1: now what they call it? They call that? Something's ancestry
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  Speaker 1: dot com? Hell know this your fidelity dog? What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? I thought it was incense? You know
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  Speaker 1: what it is? Yeah, I didn't know. Insence what they
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  Speaker 1: thank you. So I think it's for on occasional, so
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  Speaker 1: something like that. What it is? I look look at that,
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  Speaker 1: Look at that Robert Robert missing some motif this year?
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  Speaker 1: Hein't Robert Robber? What's up? Rob had a fool set
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  Speaker 1: in his head every since he got in that fight
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  Speaker 1: with that white dude down there, had the drumstick and
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  Speaker 1: whoop the two fight him? Yeah, he ain't got a
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: lot Wait wait wait, wait, wait wait hey, past the
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  Speaker 1: curtains stop. Yeah, well I'm gonna keeping the church. Yeah,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know how, boy, who don't I don't know
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: who don't know about him. I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you have one hundred forty six
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: How you got one hundred and forty six failed sermons?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Ain't no, he can't preach, telling him he ain't preach.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: He the passacus her daddy dad, that's what it is.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: But Daddy couldn't preach, no preaching. Family still got no
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: church y'all don't open no funeral hole because everybody in
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: there did. Yeah, ain't nothing living in the church. Well,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I don't like going. I don't like well, I don't
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  Speaker 1: like that he come in here like he got a
• 43:40
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  Speaker 1: Like he really bringing it. Oh, like here and there,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: oh you know, wiping wiping handkerchief, then sailing handkerchief. Have
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: a service, like he realized, like he really saving soul. Yeah,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I tell you something here he had had eighty man
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: ought to call in a row. Ain't nobody walked down?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: All right? That ladies and gentlemen is front porch mumbling,
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  Speaker 1: get you some up. Next, Today's prank phone call with
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up right about four minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the subject
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: goodness and mercy. We'll get into that in just a bit,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: but right now it is time for the nephew with
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  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. Come on, nephew, what's you got?
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  Speaker 1: What's you got? Three minute rema? Three minute rema? Kirk Folk,
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about three minute Rema got dog
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  Speaker 1: if you would, Yes, I'm trying to reach a brother, Keith. Please, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this Keith. How you doing? This is Lawrence over at
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  Speaker 1: il funeral Home. Okay. We are the ones that have
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: the uh doing the funeral for sister Dolores. That is
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: uh your heart my understanding? Right? Yeah? Okay, And as
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: you know, the funeral is uh this coming Thursday. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be that Thursday. I'm giving you a call because
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: it's been brought to my attention, uh that you are
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: going to be giving remarks for the funeral? Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely, Okay.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to
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  Speaker 1: print the programs for the funeral and let you know
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  Speaker 1: that they have taken you off for the remarks because
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: they say that you're not going to be You mean,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: what do you mean taking me off? Well, what I'm
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: saying is they say that you're you're not going to
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  Speaker 1: abide by the two three minute rule that they have
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  Speaker 1: for remarks, and they wanted they've they've taken you off
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  Speaker 1: and uh, uh, who who is they? Who? Who? Whom?
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Tom about? Come about? Who? Who? What's your name is? Lawrence?
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I'm launched. I'm the actual funeral director, Lord, and who
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: who told you to take me off U? One of
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: the one of the family members I'm assuming is who
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: who made the adjustment? And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: that's that's changing the whole program. Who else is on
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: the list? I mean there's quite a few family members
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: doing different things, uh, throughout the funeral. Okay, so how
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: did you get to my name? Is what I'm trying
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: to figure out that they said that. Let listen to me. Listen,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: listen to me. Listen to me, brother Keith, listen to me.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: What they said it is that you are going to
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: abide by the time. You aren't going to do your
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: remarks in three minutes or less. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: Monty raised me. He put me through college. And you
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: think I'm ben I've Beenna goes there in her funeral
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  Speaker 1: and be under two minutes. Well, listen, listen, brother, keep brother,
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  Speaker 1: keep listen to me. Normally, when we have these funerals,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: people who give remarks, we have them three minutes or less. Okay,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what mister Lord,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: don't list is she loan the list. We have a shealer. Yes,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: there's a sealer that's singing your name off the list.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Take her off the list and put me where she
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: supposed to be with my current and her time is
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Bobby Bobby now, yes, Bobby Junior is given remarks that
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: why that's that's Delris's that's mister Lawes's son, right, Yes,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: every son, the one that been locked up, he just
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: got out of tail. Truth be told, he the one
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Dawn and then put her into cot. You needn't take
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  Speaker 1: him off the list too. Give me all that time,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: because I mean, if I gonna take nothing that Keith,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: let me let me. Let me just say this to you.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot take she law or Boby Junior off. I
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: can't make any alterations to this program unless they say that, Actually, sir,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you already you already taking you already taking people name off,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: you're taking my name off. But but they they orchestrated
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: this though. Who is they? Who is dated? They for
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: having my problems? They try to take me off my
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: hockey program? Who is date? Sir? I'm not gonna get
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: into a family matter. But until they say that you
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: can matter, sir, I'm not gonna I don't want to.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I don't want to have this turn out to be
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  Speaker 1: bad and we want to have a great homegoing for
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: sister Deloyd's. Okay, damn right here. And if I don't
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: get to say nothing, I guarantee you, I guarantee you
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a truthful one in there. Somebody else
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: gonna get things and the call for two. I guarantee
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  Speaker 1: that if I don't get to say nothing in my
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: monkey funeral, Moranty didn't pay for their college. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: put six thousand in the funeral. I bet you, I
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: tell you this. I'll tell you this, mister Lord. I
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: bet you whether I'm on the program I'm not. I
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: bet you I say with the I want to. I'll
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: bet you that much. You tell by that I didn't.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: He didn't put me through college. I put money on
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: the funeral. I called around a few. You ain't putting
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: no money on the funeral. Tell them they can't be
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: on the program, man Keith. They when they decide who
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: who who's on it? If they changed the format, then
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I will call you who who the is they? That's
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to get. Get you understand who is they?
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Can I can I tell you something and I don't
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: want you to get to I rate okay, go ahead,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, man. I just want to say
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: this Keith with This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
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• 50:22
  Speaker 1: breaked by your cousins and Bobby Junior. You bum, I'm
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  Speaker 1: Bobby Junior up. I'm kicking Bobby. I know that my
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: pressure is all. I ain't got time to be playing
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: man taking me on damn program. I'm oh, Bobby, Bobby said,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: y'all grew up like brothers man, and you was you
• 50:55
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• 50:58
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  Speaker 1: And that's that's the goal. That is to go, god willing.
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• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Blow it up. Next Strawberry Letters, subject goodness and mercy.
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• 53:40
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• 53:45
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  Speaker 1: hold on tight, We got it taut you here. It
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter, subject to goodness and mercy. Dear
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, I've been married for four years and I'm
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: not the kind of wife that snoops around to see
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  Speaker 1: if my husband is talking to other women. I know
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: for a fact that he's talking to other women, and
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: I pray that his commitment to me can withstand temptations.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I was married before, and my ex husband and I
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: are cordial to each other, but whenever I talk to him,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: my current husband is around. I expect the same courtesy
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: from my husband if he should ever talk to one
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: of his ex girlfriends. But I think he may be
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: sneaking around with two of his exes because he has
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: different ring tones for two of his ex girlfriends and
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: their numbers are saved under cute pet names. One of
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: his exes has Marvin Gay song Mercy Mercy Me as
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: her ring tone, and she saved as Mercy in his phone.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: In he has a song touched Me Tease Me by
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Case as the other exes ring tone, and she saved
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: as Goodness in his phone. I'm not proud of how
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I found out about this, but I got his best
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: friend to spill the beans. When he came by the
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: house to wash my car using his mobile detail service.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: I started grilling him about my husband's ex girlfriends, but
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: only after he told me that I'm the most special
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: lady my husband ever dated. I asked him about the ex'es,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: and this fool said, oh, Goodness and Mercy. I laughed,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: and he kept talking and said, that's what my husband
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: called them. That conversation led me snooping through my husband's
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: phone and finding both Goodness and Mercy and seeing the
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: ring toned Do I ask him why they're still saved
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: in his phone like that? Or should I trust him
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: until he gives me the reason to believe that he's
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: sneaking around on me? I think you are to have
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: a reason, And you know, I just got to ask you,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: how much more proof do you need? I mean, do
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: you want to catch them in the act or whatever
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: they're doing? I think something is definitely going on. His
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: friend pretty much confirmed that. I mean, I know that's
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: what your intuition is telling you. That's why you wrote
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: us that he's doing something with these women. And of
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: course this shouldn't be with the married man. Why is
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: he hiding their real names? Why do they have code
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: names on his phone? What's with the different soundtracks when
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: they call? I mean, there's some secrecy, And yes, I'm
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: sneaking around, going on something, and he's definitely given you
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: a reason to snoop. So what you're doing is okay
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: as far as I'm concerned. Don't feel badly about that.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: If you ask him, he's probably just gonna lie anyway,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: and he's not gonna volunteer any information, that's for sure.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I say, try to get in his phone, hack his phone,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: do whatever you have to do, and block a Goodness
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  Speaker 1: and Mercy's numbers, because your husband thinks he's slick with
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: all of that, and you have done nothing wrong. Steve
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Wow Right, Obviously we read two different letters, so here
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: I go. The subject is Goodness and Mercy. Now this
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: woman been married for years and proceeds to tell us
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: a non truth. She says, I'm not the kind of
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: wife that snoops around to see if my husband is
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: talking to other women. The whole letter is about you
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: snooping around trying to see if your husband is talking
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: to other women. The whole letter I know for a fact.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Right after she said that, she says, I know for
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: a fact that he's talking to other women, and that
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I pray his commitment to me can withstand himations it can't,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: so let's just go on. It can't. I was married before.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: My ex husband and I are cordial to each other,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: but whenever I talk to him, my current husband is around.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Why y'all talking? You ain't mentioning no kids? Why y'all talking? Okay?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: And I expect the same courtesy from my husband if
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: he should ever talk to one of his ex girlfriends.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Next question, why are they talking? Y'all? Got too much
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: ex talk going on in y'all current relationship? Where too
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: much ex talk? But I think he may be sneaking
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: around with two of his exes because he has different
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: ring tones for two of his ex girlfriends. Now, how
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: do you know that? Did you hear the phone ring
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: has it as? Did you see the name pop up
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: and the song when when the phone right? No? You
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: know how you found this out in the way that
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: you said at the top of the show. At the
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: top of the letter, I'm not the kind of wife
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: that snoops around to see if my husband is talking
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: to other women. You lied. The entire letter is about this,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: and now let's get big down to it. Because you
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: said you think he's sneaking around with two of his
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: exes because he got different ring tones for two of
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: his ex girlfriends. One of his exes has the Marvin
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Gay song Mercy Mercy Me. Let's explore this song, Poman
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Mercy mercy Me. All things ain't what they used to be? Nah?
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Where do you hear me? All things ain't what they
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: used to be? Nah. That's the key, because when he
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: hears mery mercy mercy me, he is immediately reminded that
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: things ain't like they used to be. No where did
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: all the blue sky well, did all the blue skies
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: guns to this damn thunderstone. We'll let part two of
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after be
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: our subject of today's strawberry letter, Goodness and Mercy. We'll
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: get back into it, and we come back right after
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: this you're listening show, All right, Come on, Steve, Let's
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: recap today's strawberry letter, Goodness and Mercy. This woman been
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: married for a year and say she to kind of
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: watch snoops round check see if her husband is talking
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: to other women. But she does, throughout this whole letter
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: do that she talks to her ex husband, but whenever
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: she talks to him, her current husband is in the room.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: And she would hope that her ex that her husband
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: when he talks to his exes that she would be
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: in the same room. Like I said before, it's a
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: lot of X talk going on, which is the problem
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: with his whole Damn let up ex shit remained where
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: they are X or X anyway. I expect the same
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: courtesy of my husband. But I think he's sneaking around
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: with two of his exes because he got different ring
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: tones with two of his exes and their numbers are
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: saved with cute pet names. One of the exes has
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Marvin Gaye song Mercy Mercy Me, Mercy mercy Me. All
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: things ain't what they used to be. Na, right there, Na,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: things ain't what they used to be, Na, because it's
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: changed because he got you now and I don't know
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: what the pet name is. Then he has a song
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: touched Me, teased Me by Case. I don't know that song.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I don't. I can't think you want the lyric? Yeah,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: touch me, teased me, feel me, antle, caress me, hold on, Titan,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: don't let go? Okay, now it's a little bit faster
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: feel me? So what the hell you think going on? Order?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: What is you stupid? And then his other girlfriend she
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: saved as goodness is his phone now? A one is
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: named Mercy and other one is Goodness. I'm not proud
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  Speaker 1: of how I found out about this well, because you snooped.
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  Speaker 1: Guess why? But you got his best friend the spiel
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  Speaker 1: of beams when he came by the house to wash
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  Speaker 1: my car using his mobile details. Wow. I started grilling
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  Speaker 1: him about my husband's ex girlfriends, but only after he
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  Speaker 1: told me that I'm the most special lady my husband
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  Speaker 1: ever dated. That's caused the car wash. Dude, won't you
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  Speaker 1: so he makes it comp you the most special lady
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  Speaker 1: your husband? You're my man ever dated. I asked him
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  Speaker 1: about the exes and this food said, who Goodness and Mercy?
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  Speaker 1: You really thinks he accidentally spieled that. I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: think he did it on purpose. I laughed, and he
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  Speaker 1: kept talking and said that's what my husband called him.
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  Speaker 1: Conversation led to me snooping through my home's husband's phone.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't you? I thought? She said, you don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: First you grilled his friends. Now you're back snooping through
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  Speaker 1: his phone and you saw in the ring tone. Do
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  Speaker 1: I ask him why they're still saved in his phone
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  Speaker 1: like that? Or should I trust him until he gives
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  Speaker 1: me a reasonably, he's not sneaking around me. Lady. At
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  Speaker 1: the top of the letter, you said you've been married
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: four years. Four years the car wash dude still know
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  Speaker 1: their name. They in his phone as Goodness and Mercy,
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  Speaker 1: which means he's got the same number for four years.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing changed. But we're here today, uh, for today's
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  Speaker 1: sermon on whway you would call Deacon joint or introduce
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  Speaker 1: the sermon Goodness and mercy? Please in your own way?
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  Speaker 1: How said it? Right now? In this moment, we want
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  Speaker 1: you to bring a word people will understand goodness. Goodness
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  Speaker 1: stop right there for a minute. Let's just talk about
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  Speaker 1: why someone would be named goodness. Goodness is a term
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  Speaker 1: use from the moment we are chilling, that's right. Think
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  Speaker 1: of all the times you have experienced goodness as a boy, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: or your first new bike goodness, your sir, Your first
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  Speaker 1: can be ball goodness, your first time walking with an
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  Speaker 1: Ausi Cola and a bag of chips goodness, your first
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  Speaker 1: time standing against your locker and that girl walked by
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  Speaker 1: that calls you to stop believing goodness. When you walk
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  Speaker 1: a girl home, she turned around and kiss you on
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  Speaker 1: your jaw. Good God a man now that's goodness. That
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  Speaker 1: goodness when you bar your daddy's call and pick up
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  Speaker 1: a girl and drive down to the lag Yes, and
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  Speaker 1: windows are start fogging. Oh but what is that, deacon?
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  Speaker 1: That's good needs goodness, and wish she put it on
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  Speaker 1: you like you ain't ever had it put on you before.
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  Speaker 1: And you see your young ass in the car. I
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: don't know what's happening to you. Things is going a
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  Speaker 1: little crazy. Your eyeballs is crossing. They didn't roll up
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  Speaker 1: in the back of your head house standing up on
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  Speaker 1: the back of your neck. Your body's shaking, it quivered
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: like somebody clubbed you up to refrigerate the wall. You're
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  Speaker 1: about to go crazy, and all of a sudden you
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: start screaming, messing, messing, messing. Goodness and mercy will follow
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  Speaker 1: you on the days of your life. Yes, the fall,
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  Speaker 1: because that's what goodness and mercy do. Sports talk with
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  Speaker 1: Junior coming up at forty six minutes after right after this,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: you're listening, all right, Junior, in time for sports talk
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  Speaker 1: with you Uncle. I know, man, you over there, year.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing going on. Man. Let me tell
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: you this man, LaVar Ball. Everybody know LaVar Ball. He's
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: LaMelo's dad he back in the news again to his
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: son played for the Charlotte Hornets. LaVar Ball, Yeah. LaVar
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Ball says that he compared Michael Jordan too expired. Milk
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: says that LaMelo has no business answer for advice from
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan when the last time he won the championship.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: I just don't understand. Why did the dude keep doing
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: this to Mike Manu when when the last time he
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  Speaker 1: won the championship. Why is your boy talking to you?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: You put this in perspective. I don't make no sense.
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  Speaker 1: LeVar and I like Ball daddy, Yeah, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why he would say that. Man. That just makes no sense. Man,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: And he says publicity, it's gotta be it's got he
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: got to be up to something, man, because Michael Jordan
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  Speaker 1: got six championship rings and managed to grades even played
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  Speaker 1: the game. Who ain't gonna take advice? It's like me
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  Speaker 1: tell me, like if he tell me how to do
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  Speaker 1: a joke and I say I ain't doing that, that
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: sounds response that's why your ass ain't going no where.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is about. I just hate
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  Speaker 1: the fact that he has to go through that bad
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be some good games on Christmas. I know
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  Speaker 1: you're probably gonna be home, but man, you gotta get
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  Speaker 1: rid of no no, no, no, man. I'll be home
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  Speaker 1: for Christmas. You gotta be home for Christmas. I love
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  Speaker 1: it over here, but they can't have this here. Man.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: They have two trees up over here. But the game
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: everybody's gonna be talking about is the Lakers and the
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  Speaker 1: Nets on Christmas Day. That's gonna be the one. Right now.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: The Nets is seventeen and eight, the Lakers of fifteen
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: and thirteen. So I don't I really want to see
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  Speaker 1: a game, can't right now? Say shacks through? Then? Everybody
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: n Houston beat the Nets the other day. We left up.
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  Speaker 1: They did, they did, they won, but were not listen
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  Speaker 1: not We just got three wins. Yeah, that ain't that
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: ain't y'all got three? That ain't a good example, Jory,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: What was happening to with football? Because there ain't no football.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Oh you did pretty good, man. Did you know the
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Browns one Sunday? Yeah? I know, okay about that. I
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: was on the text feed with thirteen Browns fans. You
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: picked the Ravens, though maybe you said you picked against them. Well,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: I know. I did that in hopes that I would
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: be wrong because I'm a diehard Brown fan, So that
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: was my faith move. So I didn't be disappointed, but
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: all my prayers and hopes it's wrapped up into Cleveland
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Brown thus explaining my sheer disappointment this year so far.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be doing but they seven to six. They
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: gotta win the record. So you know, man, we were
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: picking tomorrow. Man, we're gonna pick tomorrow. Don't don't pick
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: against the Browns. I like the Browns. I really like
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: what the Browns doing. Texas is we need to stop.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: We need to get the lead, all right, Junior, we
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: need to that note. We'll be back with more of
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  Speaker 1: a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: of the hour. Right after this, you're listening to the
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Actress Zandia and actor Tom Holland
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  Speaker 1: has been in the news a lot lately, not just
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: because of their new movie Spider Man No Way Home
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: or because of their rumored relationship, but this is why
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: they're really in the news because of their height difference.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Uh See, Zandia's five ten and Tom Holland is five eight. Tom, Yeah,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: his name is Tom Holland i'le short for Tom Musk.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Apparently it's a big deal for some
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: people that Zendea is a couple of inches taller than Tom.
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  Speaker 1: So the question is with the guys, would you guys
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  Speaker 1: date a woman that's taller than you? Would you do that?
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  Speaker 1: And Carl, You're never in my life had that experience.
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  Speaker 1: Never never dated a woman taller in six two, never
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  Speaker 1: never met one. I've seen some very very attractive tall women.
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  Speaker 1: I just haven't had the opportunity to meet him. They
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  Speaker 1: stood next to me. I didn't know that feeling. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm out. Now we have someone here who can immediately
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  Speaker 1: with a full answer paragraphs, and I say, I'm going
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: on to ask the question again. Shelly, all right, the
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: question is would you date a taller woman? Would you
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: date a woman I have? He has to not that
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: he has, he has to mean if he don't. And
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: I oh, no, no, no, no, no no no. That
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  Speaker 1: your doctor told you you were five nine and I
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: had and then you said I I said I was
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: five ten and a half. He says, no, you're not.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: You're a little under five ten. You're a little under
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: five ten. What do under five ten means to five
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  Speaker 1: nine twelve five nine eleven five nine twelve time day.
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  Speaker 1: The girl that was up dated, a girl that was
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: six one before let me when she took you home.
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  Speaker 1: Her hard was her daddy laughing. They were young and
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: in love. Height didn't matter, daddy laugh. Girl, what you
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: got on? I was comfortable what she was. She was
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: that was on over you six one one one volleyball girl. Kay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I ain't crazy. It was two
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: girls at Miss Universe that was taller than me. Really,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: two girls. But but but but that's but that's what
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: they shoes on because they wear them platforms and heels.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that Miss USA was pretty to me, man,
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  Speaker 1: he was pretty. I'm gonna tell you who should have won,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Miss Pandamon Oh that black girl from Pandamona. Y. No,
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  Speaker 1: that girl right there was not joking. She came out
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: and swimmed suit and walked you let them have it,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: and all her answers were smart. I was stunned that
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: she didn't move on, man, I was stunned. Miss Colombia
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: was pretty toosty. Miss Columbia was pretty, But I thought
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  Speaker 1: South Africa had a shot because the yeah, was super
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  Speaker 1: small man, and fine, yes she was. She took third,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: but we're off the hype story then, yeah changed, it
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  Speaker 1: didn't change it touchy and I understand, I understand. I'm
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  Speaker 1: never that was taller than me. I'm not. I'm never.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Don't stop. What's what you call it? Your average? I'm oh,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. I know. It's politically
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: because we can't call him short no more. We got
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: to call him height challenge or something that we're hite
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: bashing or vertical deviant, something like that. I ain't call
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: nobody short no more. Morning Show. You know something right
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  Speaker 1: after you're listening Morning Show. A Florida woman was arrested
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: after she and her date broke a sink off the
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: wall while fooling around in the ladies bathroom of an
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Irish pub. Her name is Trammel. Uh and her date
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: went into the ladies room after knocking back a few drinks,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: and they had sex. When they finished, they returned to
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: their seats at the bar, and an employee went into
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: the bathroom a few minutes later and noticed a major
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: damage to the sink. Trammel tried to play it cool
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: and act like nothing happened. But the pub manager called
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: the cops. Trammel had to confess to getting busy in
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: the bathroom and she was taking a jail. However, her
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: accomplice was not arrested. Yeah, because they were in the
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: ladies room. Well, yes, so the best sex is at restaurant.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: They got the best. They got the best bathroom, they
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: really do. What where you so you've got the unisex bathroom?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Y'all been in there? No, I'm the only one, or
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: you could be the only one living in the house.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: You're not comfortable with it in the bathroom? Well, we
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: got to go all the way down to the day
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: of restaurant. We gotta go to Applebee, but we sick.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: That's different kind of bad room. You need to go
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: like a mastro. That that's bad room. Right there, you
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: got a man working in the bathroom. Think your towns
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: You ready? All right, Okay, we're moving on. We'll have
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're gonna play
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: a round of would you rather it? Thirty three minutes
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: after right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, guys, time for would you rather here?
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  Speaker 1: We go? Would you rather go? Without shoes for a month,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: or wear a thong for a month. I'm gonna be bad.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to be bad footing. I can't have
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: all that up tween. I can't have all that uptween
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: me that long. You're not gonna be comfortable. I'm gonna
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: need a pedicutet a month. But I'm gonna wait. I'm
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: a rather stab Are you still thinking, because no, I don't.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: It's I don't have it that. They don't make dogs
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: to fit the Yeah, you ain't nobody unfongable. You ain't unfungable.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: I am unfungable. You ain't all that. I had trouble
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: with jocket straps, So I look good, hit with Come
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: on over to the dark side. Guys. Women wear them
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: all the time, all the time. I take my hat off.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Y'all the beautiful y'all, he said, I appreciate you. One
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: of the greatest adventures. All right. Would you rather do
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: comedy on a cruise ship, be or whatever it is
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: for a year, or would you rather do comedy at
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: a nursing home for a year. I'm being that dream
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: killing I'm I'm I'm be loosing an audience member that
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing like that by wearing the ass out with
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: an old ass joke. I'm on that ship man. You
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: remember nineteen forty Were you really the time you tried
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: to sit down and eat your lunch of that lunch
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: counter wife, beat your head, you stupid you, that time
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: you were looking at that christianed winning come damn dogs
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: got loose went wrong? Would really really you remember that time?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: You remember that time we saw bull corners over that
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: boy barn By something he would buy We want to bull? Alright,
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  Speaker 1: we're moving on. Would't you rather run up twenty flights
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: of stairs? Okay, twenty flights of stairs? You know that'll
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: get you out of breath? Or would you rather fight
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather Floyd money? Maybe I ain't fighting Floyd. That's
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: my ants is up them stairs? Take them stairs. Take
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: it's the top half with whatever. Yeah, I ain't hit Floyd,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: so you're not even go down a little bit. He's slow,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: he's slow. It is faster than anything I've ever thrown. Yeah,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: take these stands, all right, stairs? Floyd? All right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you guys. That's would you rather for today? We'll
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: be back with our last break of the day at
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after it. I'm, of course, of closing
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: remarks from the one and only are Fearless Leaders, Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Freight after this, you're listening here we are, guys,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and it's been a
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: good day. Steve's back on the air with us. Yeah, man,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: and I really appreciate you all for holding it down
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: and lie of meat. Oh with this crazy travel schedule
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: that I'm on and so far away from home, but
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: you know, different time zones and different responsibilities. I would
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  Speaker 1: like to thank the expo team of Dubai for hosting
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: us over there last week. Thank you, yause azing really
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: really appreciative of all the things. I'd like to thank
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: the miss Universal people for housing us in a lot
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Israel at a successful show the other night. Um, but
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of traveling, a lot of different times zones.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Appreciate the audience for hanging in there with us and
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: understanding that this is different, you know. I want to
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: say in closing, though, I think about my life often
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: and how blessed I really am. And this isn't about me.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: I'm using me as an example, of course, but everybody
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  Speaker 1: would take the time out to just think about really,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: really how good God is? I mean, think about it.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: I was reading some comments on a post that I
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: had saw of myself. I never know who these things
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: are gonna go out because I'm usually just talking to
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: audience members on a commercial break or something like that
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: on one of my shows, because I made a conscious
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: decision years ago that when people came to see me
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: live that I would try to do more than entertain them.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: I always try to give them someone some encouragement or
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: some motivational or words, because I know, I don't care
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: who you are. You're struggling at one point with something.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Everybody does it. And it's not that I know so much.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: It's just that I've been through so much and I
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: don't have a problem sharing some of my experiences with people.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: And so when I'm doing these things that I see released,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't know when they're gonna release. I
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: haven't be reading the comments. Just yesterday on the plane,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: as a matter of fact, and it was thank you, Steve.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: I really needed to hear that. Man's great message. Thank
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: you man, I really really need to hear that. And
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: then I ran across somebody who said, don't nobody want
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: to hear them about that God stuff. You was doing
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: all right till you mentioned God? Who is God? Who
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: who are you talking about? And you know how you
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: be going along with it. It's just that one comment
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: that sticks out. I don't care how many fire flames
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: you got next to you, and now you read the
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: one comment, you go, oh, this person right here, And
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: I started to feel some kind of way. But then
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: you know what I really started to feeling. I started
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: to feeling sorry for this person. But because I went wild, Man,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: how sad is this person's life that they've now allowed
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  Speaker 1: the devil to fool them into thinking that there is
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  Speaker 1: no God, that God does not exist? I mean, do
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  Speaker 1: you understand that the devil has you right where he
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  Speaker 1: wants you at this point, right here? Because the devil
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  Speaker 1: only has one job in life, and that's to rob
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  Speaker 1: you of your destiny. And if he can start with
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  Speaker 1: a very very common basic thing in us, the belief
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  Speaker 1: in God, then I mean, man, he's got you. He's
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  Speaker 1: got stranglehold on you because you you won't wear anywhere
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  Speaker 1: to go, You have no faith, you have nothing to
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  Speaker 1: hang your hat on in times of trouble and disappointment
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  Speaker 1: and setbacks and hardships. You just have no way to go.
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  Speaker 1: And I just want to encourage people, man to always
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  Speaker 1: keep the faith, man, and just think about all the
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  Speaker 1: things God has done for you. Man, you may not
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  Speaker 1: be where you want to be. Understand that I got it,
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  Speaker 1: but take an inventory on where you are, because you
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  Speaker 1: do know a couple of ticks, and it could have
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  Speaker 1: been worse. I was reading something from an inmate one time,
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  Speaker 1: and he was doing thirty years. That's a long time,
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  Speaker 1: and I was feeling for this brother. But as I
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  Speaker 1: got to reading what he had written, I was reading
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  Speaker 1: from a person who was so enlightened. He said, as
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  Speaker 1: dimes my consequences may seem, I do realize that it
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  Speaker 1: could have been worse. And I went wout. Here's a
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  Speaker 1: person who has found something in a thirty years sentence,
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  Speaker 1: he said, because actually, I could have been dead. I
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  Speaker 1: could have been killed in the act of what I'm doing,
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  Speaker 1: he said, but God, through his mercy, allowed me to live.
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  Speaker 1: And now I have a life. And even though there's
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  Speaker 1: not a lot of freedoms to move around as I please,
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  Speaker 1: my mind is completely free, he saw. I'm in here
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  Speaker 1: helping other inmates. I'm teaching cats how to read in here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm helping people with their defense. We've got a Bible study.
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  Speaker 1: He saw I'm in a band. He saw I write
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  Speaker 1: all bars with other inmates, and he's a rapper. He
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  Speaker 1: was just talking about all the things he was able
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  Speaker 1: to do that he never took the time to do
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  Speaker 1: when he was out there because he's just so busy
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  Speaker 1: committment crime. He just never really took the time out
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  Speaker 1: to set down and find out who he was. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that to say, even people who you
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  Speaker 1: think are in dire circumstances, when they think about it,
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  Speaker 1: can find something to be grateful for. So I'm asking
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  Speaker 1: you what can you be grateful for? Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: you may not be where you want to be, but hey, listen,
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  Speaker 1: what about where you are? What about your family being healthy?
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  Speaker 1: What about the home you have? What about to call
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  Speaker 1: you drive? What about the job you possess? What about
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  Speaker 1: the loved ones you get to see from What about
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you can still pick up the phone
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  Speaker 1: and call a loved one? How about you being able
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  Speaker 1: to make a travel plan. How about you able to
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  Speaker 1: go Christmas shopping? How about you buying something online? How
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  Speaker 1: about the fact that you're just able to walk around.
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  Speaker 1: How about the fact that you enclose in your right mind.
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  Speaker 1: How about it that if he thought about it. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot to be grateful for, man, And the more
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  Speaker 1: gratitude you show to God, the more things he offers you,
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  Speaker 1: the more things he gives you to be grateful for.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very very strong principle of success. So y'all,
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  Speaker 1: as we approached this holiday season, which we're dead in
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  Speaker 1: the middle level, be grateful not for what you can give,
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  Speaker 1: but how about just being grateful for what you received.
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  Speaker 1: God hadn't done a lot for you. If I was you,
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  Speaker 1: I'd spend some time thanking him for Those are my
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks. Today we're back. I'm still out of the country.
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  Speaker 1: I thank God for safe travels. I mean, man, I
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  Speaker 1: travel crazy. I'm a helicopters, boats, airplanes, I'm on all
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  Speaker 1: kinds of stuff. Man, My whole God is good man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh see y'all in mar Stay with it for all
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