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Happy Birthday Shirley and Championship Team - 07.28.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like the Millian buck things in its coups, not me
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  Speaker 1: through good it. Steve hastening to move together for Steve. Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join yahya joint me doing me. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: use turning you go, you gotta turn to turn turn
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  Speaker 1: you love, got the turnout then water the water go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your faddy, I shall will good minding
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  Speaker 1: everybody you're listening to the voice. Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey, I got the radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Just trying to give God some back, just some back
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  Speaker 1: of what even gave me, just a portion, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Just I'm just trying, man to to show some type
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  Speaker 1: of gratitude for all his blessings. I'm just trying to man,
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  Speaker 1: just just get it right sometimes, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, man, you just can't do what you want
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  Speaker 1: to do and just live wrong all the time. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you got it at one point in time, Steve, come home. Man,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, you could do better. I know you can,
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  Speaker 1: you know saying, and you know what I had to do.
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  Speaker 1: I had to stop saying I'm gonna try to do better,
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  Speaker 1: and I just had to say, hey, man, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to do better. You know, trying it's just to put
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  Speaker 1: forth and that and then if it don't work, well okay.
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  Speaker 1: But if you make up in your mind that I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to do something, then trying isn't enough. It's getting
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  Speaker 1: it done is the only thing that matters. Since the
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  Speaker 1: difference between doing and trying. We're gonna try to win
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  Speaker 1: the game, or we're gonna go out here to win
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  Speaker 1: the game. Now, trying to win the game means that
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  Speaker 1: you could lose. But when you got in your mind
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  Speaker 1: made up, most athletes will tell you that they go
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  Speaker 1: out there with the full intent and purpose of winning
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  Speaker 1: and winning. Only see they don't put the second place
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  Speaker 1: finish on the cover Sports Illustrated. Second place don't get
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  Speaker 1: you there. You got to win. And now take it
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  Speaker 1: out of the scope of athletics, but keep it in
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  Speaker 1: that type of type of analogy in life. Man, you
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  Speaker 1: just want to you want to win in life, don't you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, at the end of the day, don't you
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  Speaker 1: want to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated the life?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you want to be recognized for your hard work.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you want, you know, to be recognized within the
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  Speaker 1: bonus structure down at your job. Don't you want to
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  Speaker 1: have your plaque up on the wall down at your job.
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  Speaker 1: I mean most people do. Some people could care less.
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  Speaker 1: Some people don't care about looking good or being their best.
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  Speaker 1: And that's cool. But I ain't talking to them though.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. I'm talking to those of you
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  Speaker 1: who want to be the best you can be. You know,
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  Speaker 1: people kill me when they're getting mad at people here
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  Speaker 1: and he Brown knows and he hall up on an
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  Speaker 1: employee of them all. Man, the dude doing his job
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  Speaker 1: to the best of his ability, and he getting recognized
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  Speaker 1: for it? What they got to do? It all that
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about because you ain't up there. There's an
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  Speaker 1: amazing man, how people describe other people's success. He's so lucky, lucky?
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, don't they kind of get you a little
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  Speaker 1: bit when people call you lucky when let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you what luck really is, y'all. Luck is when hard
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  Speaker 1: work bumps up into opportunity, When hard work runs smack
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  Speaker 1: dab up in the opportunity. Some people call that luck.
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  Speaker 1: But hold on, let's think about this. If you wasn't
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  Speaker 1: working hard, an opportunity presented itself. What would you call that?
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  Speaker 1: What you call that a missed opportunity? What you call
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  Speaker 1: that wrong place at the wrong time, or you missed
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  Speaker 1: out on that? But see when you've been working hard
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  Speaker 1: and the opportunity presents itself and it bumps up into
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  Speaker 1: each other. Now people want to call that luck. But
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  Speaker 1: hold up here, go to part though to day, ain't
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  Speaker 1: paying no attention to Yeah, that opportunity came by, But
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  Speaker 1: if you had not been working hard and the hard
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  Speaker 1: work had not ran up in the opportunity, what would
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  Speaker 1: you have. No, sir, it's not luck, it's work. It
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  Speaker 1: is work because as a scripture that says faith without
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  Speaker 1: works is dead. Look, I know I use the same
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  Speaker 1: ones all the time, but them the ones I know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean what you want me to? You want me
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  Speaker 1: lie to, You want me to come on here and
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  Speaker 1: tell you man, I've been studying the Bible. I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't, I haven't. But my mama was
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  Speaker 1: a Sunday school teacher. She taught me enough. Though now
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  Speaker 1: I know different between right and wrong, just like you do.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gotta you know itcused me when people write
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  Speaker 1: a strawberry letter? Am I wrong for this? You know?
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  Speaker 1: Getting well, look at let's read your letter. Are you
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  Speaker 1: wrong for this? You know you're wrong? What you don't
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  Speaker 1: need that's to be telling, you know, But I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do this anyway. Well else, he go ahead, though, do
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  Speaker 1: what you want to do. But you know what, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: here's the best advice I can give you. This is
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  Speaker 1: what I really came to talk about this morning, but
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  Speaker 1: I got sidetrack because I listen, you know what, get
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  Speaker 1: get out of your own way. So many of us
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  Speaker 1: are blocking our own blessings. We just in our own way.
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  Speaker 1: We are in our own way. And one of the
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  Speaker 1: most dangerous ways you can get in your way is
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  Speaker 1: to do it your way, to get it figured your way,
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  Speaker 1: and to lock in on your way. And this the
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  Speaker 1: way it's got to go. Do you know how many
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  Speaker 1: people are blocking a blessing? Do you know how long
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  Speaker 1: I block mine? With that mindset right there? This is
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  Speaker 1: how I wanted to happen, This is how I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to go down. This the way I'm gonna go about it,
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  Speaker 1: And this what's gonna happen, lock loaded fire. So I
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  Speaker 1: was dead set on doing it my way. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever talked to people man, Well, it's just the way
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  Speaker 1: I do it. Look, because it's the way you do it,
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  Speaker 1: you think that make it the right way? You think jazz,
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  Speaker 1: because you'd have thought on it long and hard, and
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  Speaker 1: that's what you really want. Do you really think that
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  Speaker 1: your way is the right way or could that be
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  Speaker 1: a better way? See? Until I started listening to God
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  Speaker 1: and started paying attention to his way, man, I was
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  Speaker 1: spending my wheels. Man, I was out here so determined
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  Speaker 1: this how I was going to do it. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: I had to learn how to get out of my
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  Speaker 1: own way because just because I could do it my
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  Speaker 1: way didn't mean it was the right way. I had
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  Speaker 1: to get out of my own way. Just get out
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  Speaker 1: your way, man, Now, what what does that mean? That means, see,
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  Speaker 1: set your goals, That means have your dreams. That I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: set your goals, Man, I ain't saying don't set goals.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. Set your goals. What is it you
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  Speaker 1: want to happen? What is it you like to have,
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  Speaker 1: What is it you like to be? What do you
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  Speaker 1: aspire to? Set your goals and set your dreams? Now,
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  Speaker 1: take your goals and your dreams to God and ask
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  Speaker 1: God to show you how. Man, you can save yourself
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  Speaker 1: a lot of pain. Listen to somebody who did it
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  Speaker 1: his way for so long. And when I finally got
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  Speaker 1: out of my way, out of my own way. When
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  Speaker 1: you've heard old people say let go and let God.
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  Speaker 1: You've heard them say that I didn't. I didn't get it,
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  Speaker 1: but I got it. Now let go and let God.
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  Speaker 1: And it's amazing little saying. Though now you know you
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  Speaker 1: may not get it now. It took me a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of years to get it too. But when I took
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  Speaker 1: my goals and my dreams and my vision to God
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  Speaker 1: and I said, God, this is what I hope for,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I aspired to, This is what I
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  Speaker 1: want to be, This is why I would love to
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  Speaker 1: get to. Then I said, help me show me how.
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  Speaker 1: Point me in the right direction, Let me follow your footsteps,
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  Speaker 1: guide me and give me a spirit of discernment. Show
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  Speaker 1: me who wrong? Because I meet people every day. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: up to no good with me? Every single day? Oh man, man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe I run up into you. Man, the
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  Speaker 1: Lord told me something's gonna happen to me today. Well,
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  Speaker 1: see I talk to him every day. He did not
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  Speaker 1: mention you to me. He ain't said nothing to me.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't tell me what was gonna happen in mind. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean it can't happen, because I'm open to it.
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  Speaker 1: But it amazes me when people come up to me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: the Lord wanted me to tell you this. Hold on, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I talk to him every day every day, some days
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  Speaker 1: more than others. I ain't perfect. I missed sometimes, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a daily basis talking to him. So really, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm and and please no, I'm listening as well as
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  Speaker 1: I've ever listened before. But but get yourself together, though,
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  Speaker 1: see no, your goals and your dreams, and then that
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  Speaker 1: God show you how to do it. He'll do it.
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  Speaker 1: You know. It's so important everybody, that you get focused,
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  Speaker 1: that you aim for something, that you dream of, something,
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  Speaker 1: that you aspire to something. But it's the most the
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  Speaker 1: best thing you can do. After you do all that, Man,
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  Speaker 1: get God involved in it. Man, talk to him. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: why would you not what you got to lose. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to go down there and make no big
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  Speaker 1: scene and run laps around the church and run up
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  Speaker 1: there and throw yourself on the altar and scream and
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  Speaker 1: flip over and throw money in the air. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to do that. This you and God, man, This
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  Speaker 1: you and God. You know you got to serve and
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  Speaker 1: praise him the way you do it. You gotta let
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  Speaker 1: nobody else tell you how I's done. It's a personal relationship.
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  Speaker 1: People kill me if you don't do it this way.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't come here to this church and you
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  Speaker 1: don't run around in this circle and you don't get
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  Speaker 1: flipped in and you don't, hey man, you better go
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  Speaker 1: have a relationship with God. See what that's about. You understand?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody throw you off with all that? All right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: y'all talk to him. He loves to hear from you. Today.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening. We're back. Everybody listen. It's Shelly's birthday, and
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  Speaker 1: on this show, when it's your birthday, I don't really
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  Speaker 1: know that. We have a lot of great things for you,
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  Speaker 1: tradition or anything. We just tell you about yourself. Shirley
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  Speaker 1: has been uh she's our residence bugie person, the uppitya
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  Speaker 1: on the show. And so what we thought we'd do
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  Speaker 1: today to wish her a happy birthday is to let
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  Speaker 1: you all know because you may have a bugie person
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  Speaker 1: in your work area and you don't know how to
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  Speaker 1: detect them. Well, we do, and we have some things
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  Speaker 1: about budgie people that you should know. We've been dealing
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  Speaker 1: with this. I've been dealing with this for seven teen years.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't changing sitting by seventeen years, has she gotten
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  Speaker 1: any less? Boogie? Let me tell you something, rip boy,
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  Speaker 1: after this marriage here he creaked it. She got back
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  Speaker 1: up now I'm support. Oh, I'm sure he'll be on
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  Speaker 1: you guys. What's the boogie birthday? Like? What y'all? We
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  Speaker 1: got something? Jake? How can you tell boogie person? Mean
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  Speaker 1: you asked me? Yes? What? One of the things about
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  Speaker 1: a boogie person is this, like when they greet each other,
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  Speaker 1: they don't hug. They don't hug it out, they don't
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  Speaker 1: the side cheek kissing. That a lot of cheek to
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  Speaker 1: cheek each that lifts. Never judge, No, don't even see
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  Speaker 1: each other. That's bougie And it's not them kissing the cheek.
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  Speaker 1: They make you kiss. Yeah, you have to come down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like I bring it into them because this bulle. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you something else. They don't blow out. They can
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  Speaker 1: know not they have someone else. Blow out the count
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  Speaker 1: I want you realize I'm sitting. That's no truth. My
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  Speaker 1: ain't all me blow. I look at blow those that's
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  Speaker 1: no truth. Bull people bu people they like if they
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  Speaker 1: have a surprise birthday party, like a surprise where you
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  Speaker 1: they don't yell surprise because they don't want that. They
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  Speaker 1: don't want yelling. They hate yelling toodles instead of surprise toodles.
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  Speaker 1: Gang room full of people, thirty people now thirties, way
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  Speaker 1: too many for people about the ten a nice tea yeah,
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  Speaker 1: okay on three here she comes one two three, one
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  Speaker 1: two three for me you you yeah, I hate all
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  Speaker 1: of you. When they get together, When the women busie
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  Speaker 1: women get together, it's to see who got the biggest
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  Speaker 1: bay is right, what do you what do you have?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's not that's not pray tail all
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  Speaker 1: right now? Whatever the games bugie people play. You know
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  Speaker 1: you have a birthday party. Pin the tail on the donkey.
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  Speaker 1: They don't do that. They don't do that. Not buge people.
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  Speaker 1: Pin the tail on the poor person. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: come here, boy, come here boy. And another one like
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  Speaker 1: the way they talk to their huge like if his
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  Speaker 1: name is David. Yes, it's just a recommend. It's down.
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  Speaker 1: They take a bread down. Its damn David, bad boy.
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  Speaker 1: You're from that boy named David. You know that's his name.
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  Speaker 1: Stop like that people, man, that's what they do. Let
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  Speaker 1: me think of something. Bullshit. People have to have a car.
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  Speaker 1: They have to. It's some musk. It's insisted that they
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  Speaker 1: have a car that gets low gas moleed. Wow, like
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  Speaker 1: one mile to a gallant and they left us. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they gotta have it like it's like it's like it's happening.
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  Speaker 1: Here's another one. When bulger people and I've seen Shirley
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  Speaker 1: do that. When they go out, they sweater is tied
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  Speaker 1: around their shoulder. Yes, when they go out. That's when
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  Speaker 1: they go out. They go out. When they go out,
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  Speaker 1: the sweater is wrapped around their shoulder. Huh. If they're
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  Speaker 1: working out, is wrapped around they wait, what is that for? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the truth. Yeah. Yeah. Nonother thing, my people is
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  Speaker 1: if you you can have on a tennis outfit, the
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  Speaker 1: complete outfit, put the racket and everything, but don't have
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  Speaker 1: to play tennis. No, No, just w in a gain.
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  Speaker 1: You in target with that one. It's tires. I mean
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  Speaker 1: you're right. And they love words that start with a seat,
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  Speaker 1: even if it really don't. It's hello, hello, hello, hello bye.
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  Speaker 1: You know, even when they're talking to baby cheek hell,
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  Speaker 1: is that happen to look google che che che cheek.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they do, man, bulle. People are like that
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  Speaker 1: going away what And they always and all of you
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  Speaker 1: have been victim of this from Shelley, they always correct
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  Speaker 1: whoa oh my god, just won't let it. That's how
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  Speaker 1: we say it. Yeah, yeah, we'll be back, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening. Show all right, we're back, my we return.
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  Speaker 1: This is an over I know, I know we're present. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: hellom so happy that you guys are enjoying yourself. We
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  Speaker 1: love you and I love you right back, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: You know? So you know whats so Amazingly? When you
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  Speaker 1: meet your family, you're like, did they come out of
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  Speaker 1: that family? Right? Is that the family that is my life?
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  Speaker 1: My d swash he never was on fool. So can
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  Speaker 1: you be bougie and pole at the same Oh yeah
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. But eventually the poet thinking will overcome because
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  Speaker 1: see it's hard man, when you because if you change
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  Speaker 1: your attitude, you change your out and that's what the
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  Speaker 1: Positive The Power of Positive Thinking is about one of
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  Speaker 1: the best books I ever bought. A matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: the first motivational book I ever bought. I was young.
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  Speaker 1: I was working at Ford and I bought a book
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  Speaker 1: call The Power of Positive Thinking by Norman Vincent Peter.
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  Speaker 1: And that book changed my life because it taught me
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  Speaker 1: to start thinking positive. How old were you when you
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  Speaker 1: read it? About twenty one? About twenty one, and it
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  Speaker 1: started to change my life. I got an Amway and
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  Speaker 1: I am weight was you know about positive thinking books?
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  Speaker 1: And I am WA's the best thing happened to me. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't good at Amway, but just getting in there, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the meetings and all that taught me how to think.
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  Speaker 1: Amway is very much one of the reasons for my
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  Speaker 1: success because it changed the way. I think it elevated
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  Speaker 1: my thinking because you if you change your attitude, you
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  Speaker 1: automatically change your altitude. The washing powder, yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know how many people rich because yeah, that's not
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  Speaker 1: the train, No, that's not that's not just washing I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even know that. Okay, it's washing powder, it's vitamins.
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  Speaker 1: Is to watch clothes on? Yeah, one didn't go somewhere
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  Speaker 1: when you go somewhere with both of them. But one okay,
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  Speaker 1: is that pope thanking over there? Yeah? Pope, thank you
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  Speaker 1: will lock you up like for example, watching TV then
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  Speaker 1: and head on the TV. This new thing for cars
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  Speaker 1: that's an elevator, right okay? And I know a guy
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  Speaker 1: who has an elevator in his garage and that he
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  Speaker 1: pulls a car in and it lowers his car down,
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  Speaker 1: and then another sheet comes over and he can park
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  Speaker 1: a car on top of it so he can back
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  Speaker 1: his car out. And he don't even have to back
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  Speaker 1: it out because he pulls in on the disc and
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  Speaker 1: when he gets out the car, when he's ready to go,
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  Speaker 1: he presses a button and the disc the cars on
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  Speaker 1: the round disc, it turns his car around, so he
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  Speaker 1: ain't got the back out. Right. Oh okay, they got this,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they got that. So I want one, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: because I mean, why would you not want one if
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  Speaker 1: they get somebody that made it. But when Monica saw it,
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  Speaker 1: she made the Mississippi face, like what you spend your
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  Speaker 1: money on that phone? But now she was saying it
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  Speaker 1: from the st Her standpoint was, if you want to
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  Speaker 1: just throw some money way on something, just give it
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  Speaker 1: to her. But that's not what he wants. He wants
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: me that elevator. I just explained how she was thinking.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Now here's what we always giving everything to Monica. Any
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: time it's a cool car, give car, we got to
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: give it to Monica. Don't give it to her. She
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: will rummage for she will never shut up, she will
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: never stop. Now you tell me, Stevens Pole thinking, I
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: can'tnot afford that elevator for my car. I can't afford it.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: If I wanted one, I can't afford it. So what
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do so that I could have my car
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: elevated and dig a trench on side of my cart? No, no, no,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: So I'm I go down in the trench and then
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: climb up my car. Is that is that? Is that
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: the genius? Jack? I don't. I can't afford that, eleve
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: it's nice. So what I'm doing, I'm gonna put I'm
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: gonna dig a moat all the way around him. So
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: when I get ready to go to my car in
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: the morning, I climbed down in the hall. Yes I
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: want to live? He living? Okay? Jack? Yes, yes, yes,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this. So I got a partner
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: that did this. Remember when TVs used to wait almost
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: five hundred pounds. He cut a hole in his walls. Yeah,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: put that TV in and then framed it in with
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: some with some molding. But when the damn TV broke,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: he had to pull it back out. The TV was
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: sticking outside, Yes, but it was it was. Yes, it
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: was on blocks outside. Now that's that's to make to
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: make a flash screen TV in this mountain. That's post
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: native the construction and the danger element and to repair. Yeah,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you could have bought a flash screen. Yeah you could. Yeah,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: you really care because they got flash screens so cheap
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: and I had I had to buy a flash skim
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: tell you why. Because the television I had was giving
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: off so much heat. The heat that I was like,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: why is it's so hot in here? And it was
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: my television that was because that too, that too, But
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: that's who During the winter, I didn't have to heat
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: up the house. All I had to do was turn
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: on my television and it would heat up the whole house. Wow,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: here's here's some mopos things. I lived in the attic
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: when I was a little boy because when my brother's
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: knar moved out, I moved up in the attic so
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I could have my room. Okay, we ain't got no
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: no air conditioning in the app there's nothing happening, so
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: all under my neck would be wet, all under every
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: night summer. But my room. But I got my own place. Now,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I gotta window, and I gotta window screen in you
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: know how the little screens. Let's win up now. When
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: it was no draft, I would complain to my mom, Mama,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: it's too hot up him here is post thanking, be still,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: be still. If I lay in this heat and be still,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna slip off into a coma. I'm not gonna
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: be living no more shut to due for you let
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: all that out her thinking. So the thought processes. If
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: you don't move, you gonna be cooler. That's it. Oh man,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: problem solved. Now you don't need an air condition cause
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: you Steve. Did you try it? Hell? Yes, stood there
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: about thirty minute and they heat damn this swallowed me. Yes. Yes.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: When I was when I was young, I wanted some
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Converse All Stars tennis shoes. They cost nine dollars and
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Lee Brown was not gonna buy them. But they sold
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: these knockoff shoes called ball Stars ball ball Stars and
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: if you took alcohol to take the bell off, you
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: had all stars down. The only difference was the tone
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: was big as hell like a clown. You're listening, Steven Show.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: All right, guys casting for Dancing with the Stars. He's
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: gotten underway. The first name leake is Sean Spicer. Yeah,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: fresh off the White House Press secretary gig Dancing with
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: the Stars. However, a rep for ABC stated, quote, we
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: don't comment on casting. The former White House Press Secretary's
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: plenty of free time these days. Yes he does. He
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: just resigned rather than work under the new guy hired
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: by President Donald Trump and the West Wing, Anthony Scaramucci,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: now calling the shots. His communications director. He recently wished
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Spicer well, quote, he's done an amazing job. I hope
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: he goes on to make a tremendous amount of money
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: up with that. Hey wait, mat wait, maut hey, hey, hey,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: hold on cool, hey hey, will you let me ask
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: you the question? All right, go ahead, the movie you
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: can tell you can tell you what's kind of a
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: little tough key. Yeah, he's a good end to Donald Trump,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: is best friend. He said the day. Everybody say that
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: when they get high. Yeah, yeah, we're good friends. They
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: said that when you went down there were good friends.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: You had to bring that up. I don't know, Steve
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: a good friend. Uncle was like, I don't know what.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know what really crazy. But when I got
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: off the elevator, Yeah, we ain't talked about none of
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: this upstairs. We upstairs man actually had a cool conversation.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Talked about golf, a couple of places we played. He's
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: a really congenial guy. And then we talked about what
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I came for. I talked about hood. I want to
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: see if I could help, and you know, I mean,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: we got some things where I can't speak on the
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: right now, but we but we got some things in
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: the work that's gonna help some people. Right, Okay, cool,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: we come downstairs off the elevator. He wasn't even ppposed
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: to come. He's I'm gonna go down with you. What
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to say? All right, it is your elevator.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: We get off the elevator. Now the press had already
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: wanted to talk to me before I go up. I said,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I have nothing to say. Just let me go up first, Fellas,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what's gonna happen. Came off the elevator,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: we walk off. First thing he said when he walked
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: up up to as soon as we got up there,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: he said, we're gonna replace and repeal Obama. Care white
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: man got you? We said, like that when you talking
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: about what I made him gone cases, you know, the
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: white man replacing the field, if that's so cool about it,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: even if you got your sound down, just to see
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: the look on your face, that was so incredible off
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: for real, because I wouldn't like but you know, I
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: couldn't trip. No, you didn't. You can't clown. You couldn't clown.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: So when they asked me, I went up there. I
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: told him and everything. But then social media didn't give
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: a damn about that. Oh here comes the haters. You
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: know what the lady hey man. After I got through
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: and I went on my birthday trip and I came
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: back and I was on the radio talking to listeners
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: about it, right, because they wasn't taking him off the
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: end all this time, I fight for y'all, and there
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: you're gonna take me off for I'm your fighter, I'm
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: your dog. One lady said, well, Steve, I love you,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: but I wouldn't have went up there. And I said,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: why she said, because I don't break bread with the enemy. What. Well,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: that's how a lot of people looked at Donald Trump. Yeah,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: but see that's not what he went up there for.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: But now listen to me. I didn't go up there
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: to eat, so I invite me to look, we want
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: that and so man, it's just it's alarming to me though, man,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: how people view everything, and like, I look, man, if
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: they asked me to come back up there, which I've
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: gone to the hood off since that meeting, met with Hood,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: great meetings trying to get this thing on the way
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: to really help some people with Hood and everything, they
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: asked me to come back, I would go back because
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: the only way to solve some of these issues is Look, man,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: something good might come out of this. But we ain't
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: gonna do nothing. Man, We're just sitting here over the corner.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: In the play and the play Hamilton is a song
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: called in the room where it happens. And if you
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: ain't in the room where it happens, it's hard for
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: you to make changes outside. Bro, you have to president.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: And let me tell you something, I would have never
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: gone anyway if the Obama transition team and the Trump
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: dan since she hadn't got on the phone that got
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: me on the phone. Why the heir would I go
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: up there? Yeah? Like them? Don't you called the White
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: House say I'm coming hello, White House? The Steve. Yeah,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: all right, introduced in Steve, Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely talented,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: our very own miss, and thank you, thank you everybody.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Good morning. Okay, Well, first Senate Republicans couldn't pass their
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: repeal and replace bill to get rid of Obamacare. Then
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: they couldn't pass a simple repeal measure, and now they
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: failed to pass their so called skinny bill, which was
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: focused on only repealing those parts of the Affordable Care
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Act that are the most unpopular. So now that that's
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: failed to pass, Senate Joe Leader Miss McConnell and Democratic
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Leady Chuck Shuma are reacting. Imagine many of our colleagues
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: on the other side are celebrating, probably pretty happy about
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: all this, but the American people are hurting and they
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: need to relate. I would say to my dear friend,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: the Majority Leader, we are not celebrating. We are relieved
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: that millions and millions of people who would have been
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: so drastically hurt by the three proposals put forward will
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: at least retain their healthcare. Now official with Boy Scouts
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: is apologizing for the partisan political speech at President Trump
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: delivered earlier this week at the National Boy Scouts Jamboree. However,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: some have said that President Trump ought to be apologizing.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckaby Sanders says, however, she
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: don't see that way. I was at that event, and
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I saw nothing but roughly forty to forty five thousand
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Boy Scouts cheering the President on throughout his remarks, and
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I think they were pretty excited that he was there
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: and happy to hear him speak to them. However, the
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Boy Scouts are saying sorry, and a letter posted online
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: apologizing to all those quote offended by the political rhetoric
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: that was inserted into the jamboree. That was never our
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: intent unquote. Today National Hamburger Day, National Auntie's Day, and
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: National Buffalo Soldier's Day. And who else would I in
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: the heart of America? Eugene the Butterfly twenty minutes after
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: the hour, stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show all right, Oh, I got it?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Why you was gone? Jane. I've been introducing. Oh yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: it's been different. As you go out, you want me
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: to do it one time? Let out everybody? Did you
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: mind right? Get out of the radio. Hello, I oh
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: my god, I good morning every one. Pretty good Ja Jay.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I will continue only if you liked it. But if
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: you didn't like it, I like, are you sure I'm
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: happy with it? Because I will let you give rights
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: to check. I'm happy with it. You good morning, Happy one, Stephen, Timey,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Shirley College, Junia and the one and I was. But
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I have to speak to everyone. That's something they brother
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: speaking up. Eugene, you're not here at the beginning of
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: the show, I speak to every single person, every single
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: well you know, none of them ever even mentioned you're
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: not here. You know why? You know what today? What
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about today is really for you. This is
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: national talk in an elevator day today. That's what it is.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: You can look it out. It's national talk in an
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: elevator day and have conversation. That's what your Trump should
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: have been doing when you came down to the elevated
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: because you didn't know what the hell was going on.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: It's national talk in an elevator today. You need to
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: know what's going on and know the people that you
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: want to elevate it because you don't know who the
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: hell you're not elevating. But anyway, that's what you have
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: to do. Salione you if you're listening, it's national talk
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: in elevator day. This is what This is how you talk.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: This is how you get your ass with an elevator.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: You talk to people. Anyway, it's national talk in an
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: elevator today. So all of you people that are getting
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: on the elevators, have conversation. Don't be looking around and
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: looking up and looking down. Talk to the person next
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: to you and learn who they are. Just have small
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: talk that it's a good day for that. It's Friday,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: it's like twenty eight. Give me an example, like conversation,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: like what you know? You get on the elevator, you
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: don't know, nobody tell me to come say okay, let's
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: say me and you it's on there. I'm not somebody
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: you don't know. No I wanted to be me, but
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: you need to be You need to help people. How
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: you say, if you don't know people, strike up a conversation.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: How do you strike up with a conversation with press
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: you don't know. Okay, great, So can you be the
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: first thing that I've done that. I mean, let's just
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: say you we don't know one another. Can we just
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: you know, it's row play. Can you do that? Thank you?
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: If we could just do it anything? Okay, we do elevate.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't quit, I didn't plush my flower. You didn't plan. Hi,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: how are you doing to that you? I'm doing very well.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: What do you have planning for the weekend? I don't
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: know you. I know you. I'm sorry. My name is
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Eugene and and I just wanted to say hello, it's
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: a great day to have conversation. What are you doing
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: this weekend? I don't know. I understand you don't now
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: mean you're not gonna know me before I get to
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: my flow. But we can at least say what we're
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: doing this week here but the play. We didn't wish
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: me happy birthday. I'm oh my god, she's try very
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: happy birthday. D you you are beautiful person. Thank you.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: We gotta go. You're listening, all right, We're back. Everybody
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: listen before we murder the hits. I just want to
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: say something too. I'm gonna just prove to you how
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: rude this guy is you all don't understand why I
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: do not care for you? Jet her back in here, Eugene, Hello,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: oh oh you tight? No, I'm not talking well you
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: ain't damn please, I mean for real, that's revealing or congratulations.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I'm being loop just the rudeness of you. I'm not rude, Stephen.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: You no, no, no, no no, no, you're mean. No,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I'm just to you. But I haven't done anything to
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: you because you only care about yourself. Now. It is
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry's birthday and you came on here, did a
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: whole segment. First thing we did this morning was what
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: should happen? Again? What did you say? I see but
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: on your but on your segment, on your segment, your
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: sorry behind you didn't have the intelligence to wish this
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: woman who's been on this radio, dedicated to this show,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: never misses a happy birthday. But no, you're so busy
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: talking to people your ass don't know on the elevator.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: You ain't got a damn sister, speak to who you
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: know on this show, Shirley. I want to say, how
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: apolo Charlie's a beautiful birthday. Charlie, I apologized, Happy birthday
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: to year. I'm sorry. I did not say yet initially
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: when I first started, but as you know, when I start,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I'm fighting with somebody, just even when I started buying
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: really nice as j Anthony Brown, you had time. If
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: you let Jay do, you wouldn't say damn you shut you.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: But you didn't, and you keep on because you won't
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: be back on this show. You know, Steven, you know
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: what it is. I watch this, I'm when I watch you.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: You watch it. Wait a minute, let me watch you
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: a backed up. See how that work? He cut him
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: back on. Hello, I'm gonna just shut watch this right here?
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: That right there? See how that worked? This is to
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Cut him back up? Helloud, Yes
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: you're here? How you doing? Oh? You get out? Cut
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: him off? He right there. Every time you start to
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: itching and moaning, I'm gonna cut you off until you
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: have a better attitude. You're gonna keep getting up. Now,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: let's cut him back up. Hello, you cut him back up?
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: See this ain't that you have. It's what I'm trying
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: to teach you. This is a teachable moment. Turning back up. Hello,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: the humble just murder the head. No, no, no, no, no,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I introduce murder. You don't introduce murdered. Hit you should
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: have been gone. Don't cry to c yeah do it
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: just let no, no, I'm gonna make him cry. Cut him.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no no no no no
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: no now turning back up. See you are deliberately doing that.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: You're deliberate. Who you holding that? Who you holding that?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: None of my birthday? You gots No, no, don't worry
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: about that. Who your stupid? I'm not hollowing. It sounded
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: like he was holly down. I can we get an
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: apology to turn them off? Turn them off? See all
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: you gotta do just I'm gonna bring you back up. Yes,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: an apology to the Morning Show for bringing your negative,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: nasty attitude on it. And then we and then we
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: and then we'll let you play in the sand box
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: on Monday. Turn him off. You there you gene. Happy birthday, Shirley,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Thank you. And you're apo am apologizing to who, who
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: whom whom you've hurt. If I've heard anyone, I'm hurt,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I'm hurt, hurt. Let's hear I'm sorry. I apologize. If
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I haven't anything here in anything for my fashion that
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: it's a nice apology. It was sunder sincere. Well, you
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: tell the people. I'm gonna be in husband here being
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: feld tonight at stand us. Hey, my damn jo hang
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: up on him again. You're listening Stry Morning Show coming
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour right about four
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: minutes after. Get ready for today's crazy Strawberry letter. Yes
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: we have another one, but of course up next it's
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: the nephew with a frank phone call. Shirley. You know what,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: it's your birthday. I'm gonna let you pick today. How
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: about that? What's your favorite or even your mom's favorite.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I remember she had her favorite. It's up to you,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: baby girl. Uh, surprise me. You know I love Asian cleaners.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: You know I love as Asian cleaners. It is hello,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: It's just it's just the clean Yeah, it's just the cleaners,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: the cleaner. Okay, Hey, listen, I'll be bringing my clothes
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: to y'all out of time. Somebody that mess up a
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: pair of my plants all your pen you know, to
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: see the pins. Say what? Yeah, depend and you don't
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: fit you were fitting for you? No, no, no, no,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: y'all haven't already messed up enough? What I'm trying to
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: say right here is is that whoever did the plans
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: took the belt loops off the plans? But who whoo whoo,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the who, the who, the what? The pans? Who do what? Who? Who?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: The Washington? You pin y'all the people? I told y'all,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I want to start in my jeans, you know, I
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: told y'all, I want to make sure my jens stand
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: up by they sell. Okay, y'all put the start any
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: But the problem is, y'all took the belt loops off
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: the plans? Do you you pay already? Do you pay? Say?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: What do you pay? Y'all? Prays y'all the damn money
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: y'all game means the prayers. I didn't know the belt
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: loops wasn't known there until I got on What what?
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: What your name? What's your name? Washington? What? Washington? What question?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: What's your first name? Your first name? I don't never
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: leave my first name. I'm always hushing Again. I had
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: to find the receipt to see what you are? What's
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: wrong with your pants? Did you let your lightning? What?
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: What fastened to? Ohio? Why you can't understand what I'm
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: trying to say to you? Who? Who? Who? Who? To
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: help you? With your clothes? Who who the person to
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: help you with the clothes? The lady that I always
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: be in the front is the one that helped me
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: that the older lady, she the one I always helped me.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Let me here. Okay you did? You're the way and
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I feel the lighting that you need
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: my girl? What is you saying to her? No, she's
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: not here? What do I need you to speak English?
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: This is an English situation? Okay, okay, she she not speaking?
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: She not speaking? Okay, So I I can't splay for her? Okay,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: she she not here? You want to call count tomorrow?
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Did we help you with the clothes? Okay? But oh
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: you ain't understand me. My belt loose is of my parents.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: We know that we know to take it. It's not
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: if we don't have to hear. We just watched the cloud.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: We don't take to this. Did do that y'all? Did
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: take the belt loops out? Do you wait? Okay? Okay,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I work wait okay, yeah, wait go take theater an Iland?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Then the Stuart. Can you need the man who do
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: a Nick McKey a'most government? I told you I tell
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: you English? Then what what do you we try to
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: help the problem. Okay, I understand you try to help
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: the problem, but this is an English problem. And then
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: going on right English? So what I speak of the
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: English to you? You? I don't understand what you say.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I'd say I need you to speak English. You're not speaking.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I just speak the English to you. Why you're not
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: You're not see you? Look you don't worry old Look
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying is just right here. Somebody got my
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: damn bill losing it took him out playing. If somebody
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: for the putty back out? Okay, you don't, well tell
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: you that we fixed the pan. Okay, and you you
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: bring it in and you know then I can do
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: for you on the phone. Okay. You want to le
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: to fix the pan, you have to bring in another day. Okay, No, okay,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Ian Banian. Look, why do you want me to do
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Okay? If I don't have the pen,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: how I'm going to fix it? You have to bring
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: it in tomorrow. Okay, But the father I would be
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: here tomorrow you breed in Okay. I I it's very
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: busy today. I don't have time to do this on
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, No, okay, y'all gonna fix money. No,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: you don't. You you playing money? Okay? Did you? I
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: always say I just fix it? Okay. You see on
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: the phone and you squeaking and you yell, and then
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: nothing I can do for you? No, you else for
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: stupid when you're gonna fix my damn prayer? Y'all, I
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: don't have to see say anything. Okay, we need to
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: help you. But if you don't want to work with us,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: you know we cannot help you. Okay, let me tell
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: you something, y'all gonna make me come up with there?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Wolf up? You come here, okay, you come here and
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: you talk to us okay, and at the police here,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: at the police here, and then you take it with him. Okay,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: where's somebody gonna put my damn better loose back on
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: my prayers? See that's all I'm saying, right Okay. You
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: you you don't yet me? Okay, well you don't yet me. Okay.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: You want to you want to him, He take care
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: of you, okayrom you talking, you're gonna take care of me.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: The find that he got here, You talk to him,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: and you met, you met with him, and you think
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: here I don't do with you? Okay, No better you
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: better had him down. Blo that what he better have? No,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: he don't have to do nothing, okay, because we're not
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: we're not we're not met up your pat We try
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: to help you. You had the problem, You talk to
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: him and he he you gonna kick Okay, you're gonna
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: do work. He's gonna kick you. You're gonna kick my.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: You know what you're just saying? Oh? How howler? Did
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: you just say? Yo, Dad? It was gonna kick my? Yeah?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Did he comp care you? Andy? We're gonna go to police. Okay,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: you go to jail. Okay, Okay, look I got something
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: else I need to say to y'all. Is you listening
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: to see you what I say? Did you listen? Where
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: you what? What's the problem? Hey? Do you have for
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: a man that worked for you? And your cleaner's name John?
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: You want to talk to John? No, my name is
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Nephew Tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: just got prank phone called by John that works in
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: your cleaners? What John? John just tell you to call me?
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: What did you want? Did John call me? Is this Sue? What? What?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: What is your name? Sue? Yeah? That's my name? You
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: always get mad at John for listening to the radio
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: in the morning. Round call you on the radio. John
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: got me to prank phone call you. I work at
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: the radio show that that's done not funny. Can't radio garden.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I'm tail me luny all right, Sue, I gotta ask
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: you what what is the best radio show in the land?
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Oh that Steed Steed the Hardy Show. Yeah you tired,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: you see watching watching I let him know. There you go,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: chirltte Well, thank you, that is my face. I love that,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, nephew. I appreciate that. A clean us.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Uh huh her husband. I am already here, so get
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: your tickets if you ain't got him. The nephew is
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: here to stand up live. It's me as Eugene the
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: whole nine yards and uh I think I'm damn this
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: so love. But it's a few tickets left. So come
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: see you boy tonight and tomorrow night two shows to
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: night two shows tomorrow hunts Bille, Alabama, stand up Live.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I am in the city. All right, this is news.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian's third child is on the way. Yeah via
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: this time, yeah yeah yeah. She has such problems with
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: her first two pregnancies that now she's going to have
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: it done with the surrogate. Across the line, I went
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: across it. I went from you know, I know, I Yeah,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Kanye hired a surrogate to carry the baby for them. Okay,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: now let me okay, this is the question. I mean,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: what is he doing? Go ahead, Steve, you have a question.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: So means that something Kim's egg. Yeah, they put their
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: eggs into another to impregnate another woman with Kanye sperm
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: like that, that's how they're doing it. A and B
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: go in to c Yeah, and she carries the baby
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: for hind She's just carrying. She's just the baby. The
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: baby has their DNA. Kim and Kanye Saraga just carries it.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: If a woman has problem carrying, she's just the house to,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: you know, to keep the baby in until it's boring.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: But it's Kim and Kanye's the egg. All yeah, No,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: you couldn't do them a solid and do that for him.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: But she's had such difficulties she didn't want to problems.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I want to be that type of pity when I congratulations,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: congratulations to them. They paid the Sarah their forty five
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars they say, yeah, they could have get it
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: to the Strawberry letter is coming out Tommy and Jack
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: and we will be back this resume the baby don't
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: need to be seeing this, Okay, you're listening to show.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: The other day, a jury awarded Quincy Jones nine million
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: dollars from the estate of the late Michael Jackson. The
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: music producer sued for under payment of royalties. He accused
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: the estate of cheating him out of lucrative deals, including
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: two Cirque de Sola shows choreographed to Jackson's music. Quincy's
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: lawsuit demanded thirty million. The jury listens to listen to
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: testimony for three weeks and gave him a third. In
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: a statement, Quincy said, quote, I am very grateful that
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: the jury decided in our favor. I view it not
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: only as a victory for myself personally, but for artists, writes. Overall,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Quincy produced three Michael Jackson albums in the eighties, Off
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: the Wall, if you remember, Thriller and Bad, and royalty
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: payments still arrived to Quincy's bank account, So put another
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: nine is that money too buy more long ass darts?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: He needs that. They don't cuss that much that he's
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: gonna be on the letter. You gonna do quits now,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: don't worry about that. Well, they cut up Tommy, but
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: they go with the jackets though they shouldn't be that long.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: They go here, bank, it's time. Let's go all right,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Buggle up and hold on tight. We got it for you.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Hear it here it is Strawberry letter. Sorry subject all
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: these darned kids. What's going on? Morning crew. I have
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: been in a relationship with my woman for about five
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: years now, and she is the mother of my son.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: When I met her, she already had one son that
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: was still a baby. I've been taking care of him
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: since he don't have a clue who his real father is.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: I'm a good man, so I took on the responsibility.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Eventually we later had a kid together. This is all good,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: but now she wants to have another one. As tough
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: as times is now, we don't need another child. I'm
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: in school because I can't find a job, and she
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: works part time at a daycare center. We can't afford
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: to have another baby, but she always wants to have sex.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I'm with that. Her Medicaid done ran out, so she's
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: not on the shot anymore. I like the pleasure of
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: feeling the real thing when I do the do. I
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: don't want a condom. This is my woman. I know
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: we cool help me out, Steve. What would you do
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: in this situation? My advice to you, based on everything
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: you've said in this letter is you can get of
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: a sect to me. You certainly can. A lot of
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: men do that. A lot of men do it. If
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: you don't want any more children and you don't want
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: use protection because you are so right in your present
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: financial state with you just working part time, with her
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: just sparking part time, and with her just working part
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: time and you in school with no job, it will
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: be a financial burden on you right now. You're not
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: cutting me. We got it, Steve. But have you actually
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: sat down and talked to her about this? Have you
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: actually sat down and talked to her? I think you
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: should discuss your options together. You guys have been together
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: five years. You aren't married, but you know you got
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: to come up with some kind of plan because if
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: you don't want to use condoms, chances are she will
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: get pregnant if you, guys, are going at the rate
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: you're going, and this is not what you want. You guys,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: both have to be on the same page. You're in
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: a relationship together, Steve, Well, Dog, I don't really feel
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: sorry for you, brow I don't really know what to
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: tell you. Man. You you got a problem that you
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: ain't really trying to solve yourself. Though. The question at
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: the end of your letter is, Steve, what would you
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: do in this situation? No, don't don't ask me that.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Let's really though, Dog, since you ain't put your name
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: on him, don't ask Steve what he would do. Let's
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: talk about what you ain't done, because really that's what's
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: going on. I don't even here about what I do.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Let's just talk about what you ain't gonna do. First
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: of all, this is your woman for five years now,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: and she's the mother of your son. This your woman
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: for five years, So let's talk about the first thing
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna do. First of all, you ain't gonna
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: get married. I don't see that in the let her know.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Damn well, that ain't even on the horizon, because I
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: know you're using the money as an excuse not to
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: get married because I did it. So I'm with your player.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I understand where you're at. You ain't Let's talk about
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: what you ain't You ain't gonna get married. Second thing
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna start won't another baby, no time soon.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: I'm just going over the things you ain't gonna do.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: So we got what first. Now, you ain't getting married.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna start wanting another baby somewhere. Number three.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: You ain't working, you don went back school, You ain't working.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna a dog, and you aint gonna gett
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: marid at Uncle Steve, Uncle Steve, just reading your letter
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: back to you. See at the end of the letter, Steve,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: what would you do in this sitway? No, No, let's
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: talk about what you ain't doing. You ain't working, you
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: ain't getting married, and you ain't wanting to have another baby.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Here's the next thing you ain't gonna do. You ain't
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: gonna wear a condom. You just said that. You just
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: missed that ain't right now. Let's let's let's go back again.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: You ain't getting married, you ain't gonna start wanting another baby,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: you ain't working, you ain't gonna wear a condom. And
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: here's the big one. You ain't gonna stop doing to
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: do without the condom or the job or the willingness
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: to have another baby or the marriage. So really, dog,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: this is about you. You don't really care what your
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: woman wants because this letter, just brother, is really about you.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Your woman want another baby and she always want to
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: have sex. But then guess what you said, I'm with that?
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, well doggy, now just let's just me and
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: you do some math. She always wanta have sex. You
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: with that. Once two people agree to that, it usually
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: jump off. So let's say, y'all at the house. That
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: makes me why you can't find no job because you
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: at the house through every chance you get. You ain't working,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: but you ain't been to stop doing the dude, and
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna wear a condo. Let's just talk about this, dog.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: A lot sex with no condoms are a lot of
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: sex with no comances are, in the words of Shirley,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: chances all y'all fitn't have baby number three. Shirley said,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: get av sect of me. Please don't discuss that with
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: uncle Steve. I can't take a cut. I don't want
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: an accident. You slip cut too much crazy. I'm out forever.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with part two. You're listening, She's Steve. Hey, listen, everybody,
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• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: dog Shirley gave some advice to the man at all
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: his love making and all is not wearing the condom.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Shirley opened up her letter with you could get of
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: a sectomy. I immediately started shaking, My palms got wet,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: and I got cold on the inside. I'm so very serious. Sectiment?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: WHOA what sound? Paid? WHOA? How much? Well, let me
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: tell you why I can't do it, because I have
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: several names for it, and I can't afford for it
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: to get injured. You can't snip and something happened. You
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: can't cut off the gravy train. It's like shutting down
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: the power to the housing unit. It's like losing power
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: to the locomotive. It's like shutting down the lion tamer
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Ya how you gonna. I can't take a cut that
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I hurd it through the grape vine. If you cut it,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I can't hear through the grape vine. No crazy, just
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: like telling the pie piper to shut up, don't blow
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: your flute, don't play. It's like not having a hot line. Yeah,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: how are we gonna get the information out? Ain't taking it?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Gonna mess up and cut off the love tunnel. This
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: can't even happen to me, surely and Carlin can't relate
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: to this. In course, that's like cutting off the market rope.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: What the monket rope? The market gotta had the rope.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: You can't cut off the market rope. What is it?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: It's like being a little boy and all the sadding
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: you got, you ain't got no bite chain where you going?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Your master LinkedIn came home. Can't held me throughing that?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: What you get to do with this like a microphone
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: and pull the cord out? What you through it was
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: just it's like that's like turning over the vegetable truck.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: We ain't hate nothing yet. I'm in the rodeo without
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: the rope, can't win. I'm shutting down the love line. Hello,
• 1:02:37
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  Speaker 1: see it. A little bitty little dog. I didn't see it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see it though, And I had on sand
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  Speaker 1: and I'm standing at the counter looking at the sunglasses. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and the dog ye licked my foot. No, I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you I didn't know because I'm not an
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  Speaker 1: animal hater. I'm not cruel to animals in any way. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it scared me, so I kicked. H oh, and
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  Speaker 1: that's what it was. Yeah, dog, but way up the
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  Speaker 1: dog appeared above the counter. That's that's that's Negro kicked dog.
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  Speaker 1: I kicked so hard the dog came up over the
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  Speaker 1: counter like he was just in the our, and he
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  Speaker 1: looked surprised, you know, the dog he looked started and
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  Speaker 1: so I got scared because what the dog come from?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: And he flying, so I didn't know, but he had
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  Speaker 1: it from. Now, I don't know what this wet thing
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  Speaker 1: is on my foot. You know, I'm out of the country.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. If you know, guana, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. Store. The owner was right there. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: she went, oh, oh my, I though you have thought
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: I kicked her, right, I mean, I mean blood curt Okay,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: it's a dog on a leash. I don't Yeah, I
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: think it was, I really, but so he went it
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: fail down, so she dove in the flow. So I went,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god. So I'm apologizing, Chris, you are, yes,
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  Speaker 1: why did you kick my dog? I said, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know it was a dog, man, I'm truly apologetic. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know it was a dog. It's just a dog.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a dog. You kick my dog?
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  Speaker 1: You damn dog licked my foot was so much. I'm
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  Speaker 1: black now, so he's holing in me. Oh she wasn't black. No,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know dog speaking speaking though, and it ain't
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: gonna good after that. You're gonna keep holding me, said,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, really apologize. Did you give it a big one? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just answering. You know, if you don't, you know
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  Speaker 1: what is he licking feet? So dog licking feet? You
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  Speaker 1: know why you ain't telling nobody hitting her? Hey careful,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: got on saying them, you know, fluffy lick feet, Give
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  Speaker 1: me something. Oh that's all it was. And just then
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  Speaker 1: I saw a later on in the plaza, she pointing
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  Speaker 1: at me with some other people, like, Okay, what all
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  Speaker 1: you want? But I bet, I bet, I bet he
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  Speaker 1: don't look no more black tones, black tones gonna sitting
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: dog me been walking on to the white toes different.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not managing because that is a natural reaction. But
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  Speaker 1: the natural, I promise you. I didn't try to. I
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  Speaker 1: had no idea. But when I snatched, I kicked. When
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  Speaker 1: black people feel like something on them, yeah, man, boy,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I know, you know you got to go to other way.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: But he was on top of my foot, so he
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: came up over the counter, so he Yeah, he was
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: like on top of my foot. So when I kicked
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: and it went out, I just threw a little ass
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: up in the ass. So he come up over the counter.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: He looks surprised. Hell, I look surprised. He hauled the
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• 1:08:42
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• 1:08:55
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• 1:11:33
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  Speaker 1: that dog? God? You still knew here? What do you
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• 1:12:09
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• 1:12:34
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• 1:12:37
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• 1:12:44
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• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: with Celo. But Jay, do you understand the principal term
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: never kick a man when he's down. That's the best
• 1:12:55
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• 1:13:00
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• 1:13:18
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• 1:13:22
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• 1:13:28
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• 1:13:32
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  Speaker 1: now you know what? Now I feel bad? You shit,
• 1:14:00
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  Speaker 1: Really good. Yeah, yeah, it really is. Yeah. Usher jumped
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• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: hits like you know these Jay, Yeah, you got it
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  Speaker 1: you're saying enough. This is my part. Okay, non hit.
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  Speaker 1: What were the list of songs? Don't do it? No,
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  Speaker 1: this is terrible, it really is. I was just trying
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: to change the subject, make it a little lighter. He
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: was in the carpool karaoke segment with James Gordon, so yeah,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: it was good and he looked like he was having
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: a time. He looked like he was having a good time.
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  Speaker 1: That was my point. Uh huh. I changed the subject instead.
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  Speaker 1: If I was on that, what would I say? That's
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: how you change Yeah, well you need to get on
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: there right now if you can and change it. You're
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: listening to show already. Regard Hey, folks, our special guest
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: is a captain in the US Army, and the Army
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: was at my camp last month with the boys, uh
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: in my boys Mintoring camp that I did at Chick
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: fil A Double R Ranch this year outside of Atlanta.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: The Army will also be at the Girls who Ruled
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: the World camp for young ladies. We could we couldn't
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: not do this mintoring camp without the help of the
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Army's great leaders and soldiers. We really couldn't. So let's
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  Speaker 1: find out why they do it. Please, welcome to the show.
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  Speaker 1: Command Sergeant Major retired Michelle Jones. Hello, Command Sergeant Major. Yeah,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: how are you. That's a lot. That's a strong title.
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  Speaker 1: Command Pargeant Major, Yes, well, congratulations for that. And you're
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: retired now, Miss Jones, Yes, I am. Well, let's get
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: into this because you guys have been such a big
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  Speaker 1: help to us at both camps. The soldiers that volunteer
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: for the Harvey Foundation mintoring camps, they also served everybody
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  Speaker 1: as mentors. A lot of these soldiers become mentors to
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  Speaker 1: these young boys and young girls and role models for
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  Speaker 1: both of them that are selected for the camps. Why
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  Speaker 1: why are these mintoring programs so important to the US Army. Well,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: first of all, I want to say thank you for that.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: It's important. Number one, what we what we know in
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: the army is that you have to you have to
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  Speaker 1: mentor um. It's part of our culture, is part of
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: what we do on a day to day we mentor
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  Speaker 1: for a year, we mentor for years we mentor in
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  Speaker 1: a moment um. The investment in our youth, in our partners,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: in our soldiers, it's critical and all that we do.
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  Speaker 1: And I would have to say that the Harvey Foundation
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  Speaker 1: looking at both the girl's side and the boys side,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: and the girls who rule the world, the common denominator
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: is the mentoring, is the investment. And there's there's a
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: lot of organizations or foundations out there, but the common
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: denominator we have the same mission. This is what we do.
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  Speaker 1: So it is what we've done for over two hundred years,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: what we continue to do. The girls piece, I have
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: to say, particularly right now, the women in the army,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: we do rule the world. We're all over the world.
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  Speaker 1: And so to have young ladies, to see women who
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: truly are leading. When you think army, you do think leaders.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: And to see all these women were in the uniform,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: side by side with them all day throughout the day
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: and they can reach out touch develop their own relationship
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: with them. It's critical these times, hopefully will stay with
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: them for a lifetime, and it will come from a
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: woman who is a leader, who's wearing the army YouTube. Wow,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: that's how I'm standing now. Also, let me ask you
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: this because the soldiers everybody should know this. There with
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: the mentoring camp attendees from the time they get to
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: the camp until they leave. What what are some of
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: the activities that the army has for the kids. One
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: of the biggest ones is leadership. There's besides that someone
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: just coming in and talking about it. No, these young
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: ladies are given then yettes. They are charred and passed
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: and stressed to think with their own minds. How do
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: you make decisions? How do you evaluate all these things?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: It could be bullying, being a leadership and stepping outside.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: It could be with robotics, different types of things discussioned,
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  Speaker 1: real talk as they like to say, keeping it one
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  Speaker 1: hundred literally from five o'clock in the morning to fun activities.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: The fifth them to mind developing activities such as I said, leadership, robotics,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: ben yettes, building teams. They're on a team each when
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: the girls come in, they are formed in teams. Already
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: there is a mama mentor if you will with them,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: they have their colors, which is in the hind with
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: the foundation they come up with the names. It is
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: a joy and a beautiful thing to see from the
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: first day to the last. Yeah, hey, now do this
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: to tell us because quickly about the education and training
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: opportunities that the offer that the army offers for folks,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: because a lot of people are not aware of so
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: many of the educational and training opportunities that you guys offer. Okay,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Number one for scholarships, two one hundred and eighty million
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: dollars is giving given on a yearly basis. That's one
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: that's one of the main to eight zero million with
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: a M like Michelle like money exactly, tuition assistance for
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: those that are in UM pay a portion or all
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: of you have the post nine eleven GI bill, which oh,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: by the way, that I use too, even though I
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: have my degree, I use that also. So it's so
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: it's those are the three top ways that the military
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: that give you time when it is appropriate to finish
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: your degree. I finish mine being twenty four seven. So
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: it is look and that's one of the misconceptions people
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: think that you go in because it's your last opportunity,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: and they don't realize the educational opportunities, the personal development opportunities.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: You go to school and it may not be just
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: a formalized education. All the training, the training that you
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: do to develop you as a human being. Wow, you
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: know something. I gotta tell you what I've witnessed over
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: these years with this camp, with my experience with the Army.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: First of all, we cannot do these camps without the Army.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: It's not a boot camp. And that's what the boys
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: quickly learned that the boys camp. Mister Harv, I don't
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: want to be here for no boot camp. This is
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: not what this is. It's not a boot camp. This
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: is a leadership camp. We teach leadership to young people.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: We have young men come to this camp boys and
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: walk away with an understanding what real men do. How
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: to become not just a follower, but how to develop
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: your leadership quality so you don't fall prey to peer
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: pressure out here all the time because you're just getting
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: in line, going along with the status quo. No, these
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: military people are taught to lead. I gotta tell you, man,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: it's a great program that we have here, but it
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: could not happen without the US Army, and I want
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: to thank you, Command Sergeant Major Jones for your continued support,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: the Armies, continued support, and thank you all so much.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: Without you, this could not happen. Thank you very much,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you so very much. Appreciate it. We really do.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. US as strong always. All right,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: Miss Jones, I appreciate you now you are you too?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Doll? You're listening, all right, We're back y'all,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Hey listen, uh. Being from Cleveland, I just want to
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: share this new We have a few basketball fans on
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: the show Cat Dog Kill caller and Tommy, put your
• 1:23:34
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• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: requested a trade. Nothing's wrong. He just don't want to
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: be there anymore. He wants to go to a team
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: where he can be the star. Something's wrong. Well, I mean,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong. You've been to the finals
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: three years in a row. We haven't heard anything up
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: until now. He just wants to go play somewhere else.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: And I just find that hard because where you're gonna go?
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Because wherever you he wants to go to the Timberwolves,
• 1:24:06
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• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna be the start down there because Kawhi
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  Speaker 1: Len down. Now. Yeah, you can go to Minnesota and
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  Speaker 1: be the starve there, but you will not get back
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  Speaker 1: to the final wherever he goes. And you can go
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  Speaker 1: to Miami, franchise player, and you can go down there,
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  Speaker 1: and you can't. You can't win in Miami because you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get past Boston or Cleve. You want to
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  Speaker 1: be the star franchise. You want to be the franchise.
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  Speaker 1: He want to be a franchise player, and he can't
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  Speaker 1: do that in Cleveland with Lebron James walking in that
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  Speaker 1: dressing room every morning. It was in the ego situation.
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  Speaker 1: It just seems to me that way, because what why
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  Speaker 1: would you one of the three finals in a row?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah with this guy. Now, suppose Scottie Pippen had a
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  Speaker 1: said that, right, Scottie Pippen was the best stated I've
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  Speaker 1: ever seen, But Scottie Pippen, Jordan needed pipp needed and
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  Speaker 1: Pippen needed Jordan. That's what I'd be telling you people
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  Speaker 1: about the radio show. You don't need me the same,
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  Speaker 1: see how he but timing don't hit a difference between
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  Speaker 1: Kyrie and you, Steve, Steve, don't hurt my feelings. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Please sorry, tell me you didn't shot over here. You
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  Speaker 1: bock this up your damn I did not mention, not like.
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  Speaker 1: Don't punch me right, you know I got it. You
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  Speaker 1: can go to the Rickett Smiling Show and make it
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  Speaker 1: a better show. You could go to the Time join
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  Speaker 1: the show and make it a better show. You go
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  Speaker 1: down Rust Park and make a better show. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no, you go wherever you want to go. But
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  Speaker 1: once you leave here, your ass ain't on the championship team. Though.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just say something as a president who left
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  Speaker 1: to be on championship team? Yeah, I'm the only one
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  Speaker 1: in that left to be on the championship team. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: come on, you know nobody leaving to be on a
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  Speaker 1: championship Yeah yeah, and nothing wrong with leaving to be
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  Speaker 1: on a damp championship team. I ain't just stop, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a championship team. Hello. Yeah, we're going all
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  Speaker 1: the way to the champion We're going all the damn
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  Speaker 1: on timing. Yeah, leave here, champiship team. Hell, you're not
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  Speaker 1: on the championship team. Championship that's ain't said. You're Championship team.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on championship teams in the radio. You know that
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  Speaker 1: over you and you trying to be the Kyrie Irving,
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  Speaker 1: which is gonna get your answer some trouble? No, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you want to steal over here because over here you're
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  Speaker 1: on Championship team. Championship team. See, here's a problem. Here's
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: what I try to teach people all the time. Be
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  Speaker 1: careful of wanting to get from under the shadow of
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  Speaker 1: another person, because if you look at it the right way,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: shadow is actually shade. Right now, you get out under
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  Speaker 1: the shade, your ass out there in that light on you,
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  Speaker 1: you might run out, you might find out you ain't
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  Speaker 1: as bad as you. Thank you, But did you hear
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: what Lebron said? Though you pretty much saying let them go,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: We're still going back to the final? Damn what Lebron said?
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: What about what I say? Championship team right away? We'll
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  Speaker 1: to stew All Right, we're back everybody for those of
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: you to miss the show. Strawberry's birthday to day? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what did you so? What do you do? Shirley on birthdays.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: We'll do budge people. No, you don't like what, it's
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  Speaker 1: the same, like you know, um not. Still, probably take
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  Speaker 1: me to dinner or stuff like that, like he always does,
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  Speaker 1: friends and friends, friends, friends. He might inviting of girlfriends.
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  Speaker 1: Yes to the dinner. Here went last year when we
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  Speaker 1: were in Atlanta, Tracy will be there. Yeah, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I want to show this Tracy Tracy Bush anyway, and
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  Speaker 1: the other girl you had in your wed and she
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  Speaker 1: whole wind, part of finger, all out and everything. They
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  Speaker 1: all wore their own dress. They all wore black. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: they could wear whatever they want, and they all wore black.
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  Speaker 1: Who were black? Who wear a funeral color? Those were
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  Speaker 1: our colors black and white. Those were our colors, black
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  Speaker 1: and white. I like the fact you had Jasper Williams
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  Speaker 1: up in there. What Yeah. I like the fact my
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  Speaker 1: daughter was flower. I like that. What I I'm probably
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  Speaker 1: going to dinner. I don't want me major just going
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  Speaker 1: to dinner and getting lots of gifts. I would just
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  Speaker 1: going to dinner and getting lots of Now I want.
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  Speaker 1: I want to Shirley's birthday part last year, and I
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  Speaker 1: would not be attending this year. She gonna be knock.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I play the girl. I was sitting next
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  Speaker 1: to me. I'm trying to talk to it. She bo girl.
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  Speaker 1: You know she boot you too, you know, she said.
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  Speaker 1: I said, hey, how you doing. I'm junior. I'm on
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  Speaker 1: Steve Hart Warning Show. She said, interesting. I had to
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  Speaker 1: find something to eat, right, I need a shrimp? Said yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I said interesting, He'll just no one show in the country,
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  Speaker 1: name dropping number one, sitting up the possibly almost broke
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  Speaker 1: out sitting here playing. Don't you know I'm on a championship. Ja,
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  Speaker 1: I just ate some garnish. I just ate my nap.
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  Speaker 1: I felt out of place out Just start chewing on
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  Speaker 1: the roads. Then get a little bit of that time.
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  Speaker 1: Please that black cloth nap and j Well, I wish
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  Speaker 1: you would come this year. We have fun that right
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  Speaker 1: out there. Would you down to doing games? Yeah? What
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  Speaker 1: happened with that against Steve? You know, yes, Steve Man,
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  Speaker 1: he fell off Man. He down the doing game loser.
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  Speaker 1: I'm down to doing game show. What you knew what
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  Speaker 1: they paid down here, I've been on prices right, a right,
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• 1:32:52
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• 1:32:56
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• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: I was in Holland. Now let me ask you on
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  Speaker 1: your new talk show. When that starts, Steve, are you
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: going to do like a monologue type of situation. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do its writing on the show, jas my
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  Speaker 1: head right, congratulation sometimes between three five, three to five minutes,
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  Speaker 1: that year? Right? Yes, that is so amazing. Surely we
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  Speaker 1: They an't here. That's what I'm got to go to
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  Speaker 1: Miss Universe, That's what I want. Why do you have
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  Speaker 1: I try to be encouraged to him, tell them to
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  Speaker 1: hang in there. Did they tell you what we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be last year. They was just playing with me last year.
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  Speaker 1: say my name, say me, say me. I'll do it.
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  Speaker 1: was miss miss Curisile, because after the show was over,
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  Speaker 1: we was leaving and she was just crying. Man, And
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  Speaker 1: I said, wait, man, why are you crying? Because I
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  Speaker 1: disappointed my country? What you know, such a small and
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  Speaker 1: they really thought that she had a shot at winning it.
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  Speaker 1: set the set it down and said, hey, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You can't wear the whole country on your back. You
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  Speaker 1: did good. You made it to miss Universe. That's good
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  Speaker 1: for a country the size of Curirosize. And that long
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  Speaker 1: she was like nineteen, man, like a daughter. So so
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  Speaker 1: so she gets on the bus, little dude, I know.
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  Speaker 1: She goes back and she tells her country what I
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