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10 Days 'Til X-Mas, Big Black Nutcracker, Oatmeal Christmas, Tommy's Suit and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all at all at all, So given
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  Speaker 3: them a bu busses listening to show.
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  Speaker 4: I don't joy Yah yeah, joy. You know you know.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta turn to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out
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  Speaker 3: the word the mon look come come out.
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  Speaker 2: You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 6: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 6: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: I got something for you today. I'm gonna have a
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  Speaker 6: conversation this morning about my understanding of grace now that
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  Speaker 6: I've gotten older and I've come into a better understanding
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  Speaker 6: of a lot of things I didn't know about when
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  Speaker 6: I was younger. This is just my interpretation of grace.
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  Speaker 6: Now once again, y'all listen to me. I ain't nobody's pastor,
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  Speaker 6: I ain't nobody's minister. So you know, I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 6: you can go to church and get a far more
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  Speaker 6: extensive definition of one I'm giving you. I'm just talking
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  Speaker 6: to people. You know, Grace is this thing that God
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  Speaker 6: provides for us. Grace is just things that you get
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  Speaker 6: that's really undeserving, you know. I mean, I look in
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  Speaker 6: my life as it is today. You know, Look, I
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  Speaker 6: work hard and I have faith in God that I
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  Speaker 6: do so things are going to happen in my life.
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  Speaker 6: But the way my life is now, I don't. I
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  Speaker 6: don't deserve all of this, don't. I don't look at
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  Speaker 6: it that way. I have been the beneficiary of God's grace.
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  Speaker 6: I have aligned myself in a position to accept whatever
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  Speaker 6: grace God has for me, and it will be far
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  Speaker 6: abundant and exceedingly in anything you could think of. His
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  Speaker 6: grace supersedes anything you could possibly imagine. You know, the
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  Speaker 6: goals that I set and the aspirations that I shoot for,
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  Speaker 6: and the things that I have on my dream board.
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  Speaker 6: I have the faith that God will give it to me.
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  Speaker 6: But what He does with grace, he gives you far
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  Speaker 6: more than that. He gives you what He he has
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  Speaker 6: for you, not what you can see. You can't see
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  Speaker 6: all he has for you. It's impossible.
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  Speaker 2: Who are you?
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  Speaker 6: How can you possibly imagine what he can imagine? How
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  Speaker 6: can you possibly think? How he can think? How can
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  Speaker 6: you possibly do what he can do? How can it
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  Speaker 6: be that isn't a single mind living or a collection
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  Speaker 6: of minds that could have thought of earth? What in
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  Speaker 6: your wildest imagination could have made you think of Earth?
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  Speaker 6: The stars, the heavens, the oceans, the galaxy, the constellations.
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  Speaker 6: What in your mind? What in any man's mind? We
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  Speaker 6: can point at it and analyze it, but we show
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  Speaker 6: couldn't have thought of it. So come on now, I'm
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  Speaker 6: talking about lining yourself up with God's grace, which he
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  Speaker 6: will give.
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  Speaker 2: To you if.
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  Speaker 6: You want some of it now. But now his thing
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  Speaker 6: about grace, it can't be bought. Could if it could
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  Speaker 6: be bought, I'm telling you I would pull all the
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  Speaker 6: money I have and dump it into grace, because, after
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  Speaker 6: discovering what it is, it's this goodness that God shines
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  Speaker 6: on you simply as a reward of some type for
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  Speaker 6: his love for you and for you attempting for you
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  Speaker 6: attempting to.
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  Speaker 2: Do right, not because you get it right.
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  Speaker 6: Because if He judged us purely on how we are
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  Speaker 6: the right and wrong of it, we would all be doomed,
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  Speaker 6: all of us, every last one of us would be
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  Speaker 6: doomed because we all fall short, we all make mistakes,
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  Speaker 6: we all sin, we all get.
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  Speaker 2: It wrong from time to time, nobody's perfect.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 6: Now I understand what my mother was saying about cleaning
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  Speaker 6: the house. All I want is a little more grace.
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  Speaker 6: All I need is a little more grace when the
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  Speaker 6: last time you ask God for some grace. Now, I'm
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  Speaker 6: not talking to you like I know everything. If you
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  Speaker 6: just benefit from His grace what you already have. But
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  Speaker 6: if you're not aware of it, you don't know what's
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  Speaker 6: going on. Become aware of grace. Get aware of the
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  Speaker 6: fact that God does things for you simply because He
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  Speaker 6: loves you. He does things for you that you don't
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  Speaker 6: even deserve. Somehow, you just wonder how you just got
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  Speaker 6: over when you didn't even do the things to get over.
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  Speaker 6: Sometimes you don't even know how you got that job
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  Speaker 6: you got when you ain't even really do the things
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  Speaker 6: to get your job. How you end up where you
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  Speaker 6: are all the education you thought you went and got,
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  Speaker 6: and hey, how you end up where you are today
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  Speaker 6: in a much better position than your education could have
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  Speaker 6: ever gotten you. That's grace. How I get every place
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  Speaker 6: I am today. I didn't plan this, Man. If I
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  Speaker 6: could have planned my life the way it is, don't
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  Speaker 6: you know how'd have done it? When I was living
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  Speaker 6: in that car if I knew how to do it. No,
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  Speaker 6: I've benefited from his grace. I'm just a beneficiary of
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  Speaker 6: his great race, of his goodness and his mercy. God's
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  Speaker 6: goodness is better than your goodness. God's goodness is better
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  Speaker 6: than your mother's goodness. It's better than your wife's or
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  Speaker 6: your husband or your boo's goodness. God's goodness is different.
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  Speaker 6: His goodness man covers some stuff you can't even imagine.
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  Speaker 6: So why are you trying to put your life together
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  Speaker 6: when the last time you asked him for just a
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  Speaker 6: little bit of grace?
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  Speaker 2: When have you thought of your life.
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  Speaker 6: In terms of the grace that it has already benefited from?
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever done that? Man?
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  Speaker 6: Just thought about you know you hear songs like my soul,
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  Speaker 6: look back and wonder how I got over?
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  Speaker 2: That was grace, That's all I can call it. Now.
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  Speaker 6: Like I said, you can go with church or somewherever
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  Speaker 6: you want to, and ministers that the window at school
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  Speaker 6: to teach this thing way better than me. I'm just
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  Speaker 6: giving you from a layman standpoint. Man, have you thought
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  Speaker 6: about his grace? Would you not bewalled to be a
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  Speaker 6: beneficiary of His grace? With it not sitting now.
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  Speaker 2: Check this out.
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  Speaker 6: The better you try to do, the more grace he'll
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  Speaker 6: give to you. Now that grace can't be bought, Like
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  Speaker 6: I said, it's free. You can't purchase grace. But the
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  Speaker 6: better you try to become the more the more grace
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  Speaker 6: he gets to put your way. So man, just try.
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  Speaker 6: Why don't you just try to do better? Look, man,
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  Speaker 6: quit talking a mount I'm gonna start next week. I'm
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  Speaker 6: gonna start at the new year. Now you not, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you do that every year ever at the new year.
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  Speaker 6: I wanna eat better at the new year. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go on, get in here and the new year.
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  Speaker 6: If you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it now.
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  Speaker 2: Man, you can. You're gonna do it nowing.
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  Speaker 6: Stop trying do something, do it, stop talking about it,
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  Speaker 6: do it now. The best way to benefit from his
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  Speaker 6: grace is starting action now, n O W now right
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  Speaker 6: now today. What you're waiting on, all you doing is
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  Speaker 6: delaying his opportunity to bless you. You know, man, do
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  Speaker 6: you know how many times we do that? We delay
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  Speaker 6: his opportunity to bless us by not starting now. If
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  Speaker 6: you gonna get healthy, why don't you start now. Now
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  Speaker 6: you're gonna trip a little bit because the holiday's coming.
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  Speaker 6: But you ain't got to eat bad all the time.
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  Speaker 6: You could start eating correct today you could. You could,
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  Speaker 6: and then guess what that could be? Some grace on
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  Speaker 6: the end of that. I'm just giving you a little
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  Speaker 6: cheap analogy. But do you feel what I'm saying to you?
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  Speaker 6: Start thinking in terms of grace, what He has done
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  Speaker 6: for you and provided for you that you ain't even
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  Speaker 6: see coming.
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  Speaker 2: That you know.
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  Speaker 6: You keep calling them blessings, and I got that a
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  Speaker 6: lot of it us all it is. But man, have
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  Speaker 6: you thought about the stuff that didn't happened to you
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  Speaker 6: you can't account for. For me, that's been grace and
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  Speaker 6: I'm beneficiary of it, and that's available to everybody that
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  Speaker 6: won't sung. Next time you're talking to him, just check
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  Speaker 6: in with grace. See what that is. That's that's better
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  Speaker 6: than money. You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen. Is here
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  Speaker 6: another great day? Thank you Heavenly Father. I so appreciate it.
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  Speaker 6: Man started my day off with gratitude. I'm spreading it.
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  Speaker 6: If you get your gratitude together, it affects your attitude.
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  Speaker 6: If your attitude gets affected this direct correlation to your altitude.
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  Speaker 6: It's about them tudes, man, get them up, get them started.
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  Speaker 6: It's gonna be a great day to day. I lived
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  Speaker 6: my life with that expectation. I had a little moment
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  Speaker 6: yesterday why I felt a little some kind of way,
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  Speaker 6: you know how you just being human and you know
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  Speaker 6: the principles of success, but somehow you just it's just
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  Speaker 6: one of them days. And I was feeling a little,
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  Speaker 6: you know, a little off. I wouldn't I was looking
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  Speaker 6: at what was wrong, and I was so focused on
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  Speaker 6: what was wrong that I had stopped momentarily looking at
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  Speaker 6: my life and what was right.
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  Speaker 2: But I got it back on track.
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  Speaker 6: But I was in this little funk for about about
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  Speaker 6: ninety minutes, and I remembered something that I read somewhere
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  Speaker 6: like whenever you can't explain your emotion, if you feel
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  Speaker 6: like a little foggy, a little darker, you feel like blah,
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  Speaker 6: all you have to do is retrace the conversations you've
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  Speaker 6: had with yourself the.
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  Speaker 2: Fifteen minutes prior.
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  Speaker 6: Go back to fifteen minutes prior, because your emotions, the
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  Speaker 6: what you feel is actually a barometer of what you've
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  Speaker 6: been thinking. It's like your internal thermostat. You are the
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  Speaker 6: temperature gauge in your own life.
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  Speaker 2: So what you have to do.
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  Speaker 6: Is when you feel these little moments of darkness and
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  Speaker 6: glooming and sadness and depression, all you gotta do is track.
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  Speaker 2: The last fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 6: As long as you can track those last fifteen minutes
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  Speaker 6: of thoughts, you can now explain your situation. And when
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  Speaker 6: I started tracking that, I was just on a negative plane.
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  Speaker 6: And so I went right back and put myself on
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  Speaker 6: the positive plane, and I was able to self correct myself.
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  Speaker 6: Now that didn't make the problem go away, no, but
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  Speaker 6: the focus wasn't on the problem anymore. The focus was
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  Speaker 6: on the God that has given me every solution I've
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  Speaker 6: ever had prior to this. That right there changes everything.
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  Speaker 6: I have no problem that's bigger than my God. Come on, boy,
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  Speaker 6: once you wake up to that realization, you can get
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  Speaker 6: on with it. That's how I'm opening to show this morning, Junior.
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  Speaker 6: I love to say, what's wrong with you? Todavid. All
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  Speaker 6: you're gonna ask me to do is explain it.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, really, you should have just explained that, because
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  Speaker 8: I didn't even think about that.
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  Speaker 2: I got that same problem. Bruh, everybody has that problem.
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  Speaker 6: It's not new to mankind to be human, you know,
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  Speaker 6: it's nothing, nothing new about it. And we all have
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  Speaker 6: those moments where we just find ourselves in a little funk,
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  Speaker 6: a little bit of gloom. But if you retrust the
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  Speaker 6: previous fifteen minutes of thought, there it is because all
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  Speaker 6: your emotions are is a barometer of what you've been thinking.
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  Speaker 6: So if you change what you think, if you change
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  Speaker 6: your attitude, it affects your altitude. So I put my
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  Speaker 6: attitude on a positive plane, and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 6: I felt better. So instead of looking at what I
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  Speaker 6: didn't have and what was going wrong, I shifted my
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  Speaker 6: thinking and I started focusing on what was going right
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  Speaker 6: in my life, and I started thinking him for the
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  Speaker 6: blessings that I had, and all of a sudden, what
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  Speaker 6: I didn't have seemed so small in comparison to what
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  Speaker 6: I had.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: You asked and answered your own question. Yes, better let
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  Speaker 1: him use you a whole word.
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  Speaker 2: I needed that myself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you did. Coming up at thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, it's the nephew, and run that prank back
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening morning show. Time to start
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  Speaker 1: your morning. Off now with the nephew and run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for is.
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  Speaker 9: Nav The day's title is I love your wife?
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  Speaker 6: I do.
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  Speaker 2: I love your wife more than you do. Let's go
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  Speaker 2: get Hello.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach tree this track.
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  Speaker 10: Who is this? Hey, Trey? How you doing? Man?
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  Speaker 7: This is Milton. I work at your wife Teresa Milton. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you probably heard of me before. I've been I've been
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  Speaker 7: at the job probably about five years.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 7: Chare she ever mentioned me?
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  Speaker 10: No?
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  Speaker 8: I don't, no milking. What's going on?
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  Speaker 7: Everything cool, everything's good, Everything is good. Hey, listen, I
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  Speaker 7: wanted to have a conversation with you. Man. I don't
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  Speaker 7: really know how to spring this on you or whatever,
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  Speaker 7: But like I say, I've been working at the spot
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  Speaker 7: for five years and been going Teresa probably like around three.
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  Speaker 7: I guess what I really want to say is that
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  Speaker 7: I didn't I didn't gain some feelings for.
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  Speaker 8: And whoa wolo?
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  Speaker 7: Hold on man, helo?
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  Speaker 11: Hello, you calling me and you're telling me right now
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  Speaker 11: you have feelings for my wife who you work with,
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  Speaker 11: and you because that is my wife, you have feelings
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  Speaker 11: for my wife?
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  Speaker 10: Is that correct?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: You know it took me a while to come forward
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  Speaker 7: and say this, but you know I'm mad enough now
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  Speaker 7: and I feel like me and you need to talk
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  Speaker 7: about it. Have you know your mind?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 12: No, I haven't.
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  Speaker 7: You want your list. I'm just letting you know. Today
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  Speaker 7: is the day that I decided I'm not caring this
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  Speaker 7: weight on my shoulders no more. I'm getting it off
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  Speaker 7: of me, all right. And at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 7: I love your wife more than you do. What I
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  Speaker 7: I love your wife more than you do.
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  Speaker 11: Right, how long you've been loving with my wife? You
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  Speaker 11: tell me how long you've been loved my How long?
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  Speaker 11: How long you feel that you have been in love
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  Speaker 11: with my wife?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I'm looking at I know, I know, I
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  Speaker 7: know at least.
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  Speaker 8: Does my wife even know this?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I'm sure she's aware of it to a
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  Speaker 7: certain extent, to.
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  Speaker 8: A certain extent? What house? How certain of the extent
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  Speaker 8: are we talking?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, you know, when we go to lunch together,
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  Speaker 7: she you know? I mean, I'm sure you know, y'all, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: we're going.
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  Speaker 8: To lunch together. How long y'all been going to lunch together?
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  Speaker 7: Bro? We were going to lunch together at least at
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  Speaker 7: least two and a half years. I mean, we go
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  Speaker 7: to lunch together almost every day. When we might miss
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  Speaker 7: the day. If she go with the girls and I
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  Speaker 7: go with the fellas, so be it. But for the
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  Speaker 7: most part, me and her, me and her pretty much
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  Speaker 7: a lunch together.
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  Speaker 8: Yead, I need a.
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  Speaker 7: Brouh.
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  Speaker 8: Stay the hell away from my wife.
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  Speaker 7: Bro.
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  Speaker 8: I needed to back up. Ain't no more because you're
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  Speaker 8: to talk enough. You didn't talk enough. Ain't no more
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  Speaker 8: in love, Ain't no more states. You need to stay
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  Speaker 8: to back period, Stay the back, man. I don't want
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  Speaker 8: to hear none of that. Nothing, nothing, nothing at all,
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  Speaker 8: because come.
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  Speaker 7: On, we don't let me listen. Listen, I know all
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  Speaker 7: about you trade everything about it, all right, I already
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  Speaker 7: know how you treat her.
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  Speaker 12: All right. I'm hot.
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  Speaker 8: I'm feeling like a strong tin station right now because
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  Speaker 8: I really want to reach the phone and just some
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  Speaker 8: break over neck right now. That's what I really want
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  Speaker 8: to do. That's what I really want to do. And
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  Speaker 8: what my wife talking about business outside of work, That's
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  Speaker 8: what I'm.
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  Speaker 7: Trying to figure out. Hey, all I'm saying is when
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  Speaker 7: we go to lunch, she let me know how she's feeling.
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  Speaker 7: She let me know what she's going through. She let
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  Speaker 7: me know all that it. Stop.
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  Speaker 8: Stop with that lunch, bro. I don't want to hear
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  Speaker 8: another damn thing about lunch. Bro, ain't no more lunch
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  Speaker 8: from here on out. Bro calling me talking about you
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  Speaker 8: in love with my wife. Peop been taking what.
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  Speaker 7: He's a Milton, I'm Milton.
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  Speaker 10: So you at bro?
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  Speaker 7: You man, man, listen, calm down with all that energy
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  Speaker 7: you got going on like you're finna do something you ain't.
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  Speaker 7: You're not me. Come down, you have nothing to work,
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  Speaker 7: You're not You're not finna do nothing right right now, Brom.
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  Speaker 7: My team's right now. That's where you are, right right now, Bro,
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  Speaker 7: Right now. How about how about when you got laid off,
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  Speaker 7: when you was off for six months and she was
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  Speaker 7: carrying all the all the waiting, can all the fields.
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  Speaker 7: You ain't.
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  Speaker 10: All right, man?
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  Speaker 8: You know I think you know everything. I bet you
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  Speaker 8: know I got it too. So all you need to
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  Speaker 8: know is all you need to know is right, get done, Bro,
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  Speaker 8: You're done. Bront Come down.
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  Speaker 7: Run it, bro, you know what what the milk?
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  Speaker 8: While talking about that, he would the wife saying that
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  Speaker 8: he'll love it. Talk about lunches, sot the hell up.
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  Speaker 12: While we are.
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  Speaker 7: You can thank me for the tutter for the suit
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  Speaker 7: that you got for Christmas. You can thank me for that.
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: I picked it out and I paid for it.
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: Okay, a word, okay, cool, cool, cool, all right, cool
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: we and let me go into contect right now, right now,
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: all right, you're talking about the great suitter three piece, that's.
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: What you're talking about.
• 18:38
  Speaker 8: The great bull right here with this boot anyway, I
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: don't like this.
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: Now, you don't like the suit. You don't want to
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: suit three times now you don't like it. So we
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: tell me at lunch when you don't want to suit. Dude,
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: the guys, bro, I'm swear to god, I need to
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: talk to my wife.
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: Man, I need to talk to my wife.
• 18:58
  Speaker 10: I need to talk to my wife.
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: Because I man, listen, you know what, I just couldn't
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: hold this back. No more me living behind in the
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: shadows and put I'm over here kicking money outter Teresa
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: when she needed while you was laid off. I'm helping out.
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: I'm going you know I'm doing I'm doing too much
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: on money.
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: So you was giving the money. You kicking the money
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: when I was laid off.
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: You're kicking the money, dude, somebody had to step up.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: Man to me, and Teresa is tight, so you know,
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: I just try to step in and help out.
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: So you're giving my wife money. And what you're saying
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: to me, do you want me to.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: Make you feel better about the whole thing? You want
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: to make you feel better.
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: You ain't need to make me feel better about it. Man,
• 19:40
  Speaker 8: is talking to my wife. That's all I got to
• 19:42
  Speaker 8: do is talk to my wife.
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: That's fine. But can I say something that will make
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: you feel better? What this is, Nephew, Tommy from the
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Teresa gotten me the
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: frank for one coll Wait what.
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: Your at Harvey Show? Bruh you got bru.
• 20:10
  Speaker 10: Don't do that, brouh.
• 20:10
  Speaker 8: You gotta stop that, Tommy. Come on now, come on.
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: My heart is racing.
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: I'm sweating.
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: Oh I'm on now, Hey, I gotta ask you this.
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: You got to tell me what is the bad is that?
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: I mean the badtest radio show? In the lane?
• 20:24
  Speaker 8: It's a Steve Harvey Morton show.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Gotta be Mama, Thank you, ne you Coming up next
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: it is ask the c l O Chief Love Officer
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building, ready for your love questions?
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: it is time now for ask the CLO chief Love
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Officer Steve Harvey in the building. This one, Steve is
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: from Leah and Saint Louis. She says, I'm a forty
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: two year old married woman and I went to lunch
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: with a man I met online. My sugar level had
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: been low that morning and I started feeling lightheaded during lunch.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I asked my date to drive me to my doctor's office.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I thought he left, so I called my husband to
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: pick me up. When I got out to the lobby,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: my husband and my date were sitting side by side.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I thanked my date for bringing me, as though he
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: were a complete stranger from the restaurant. He looked confused
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: as I left with my husband. Do I call him
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: and explain what happened? Or block him and move on?
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: You should have stumbled your dizzy ass back in the
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: doctor's office not having close.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Tell me?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Is she kidding me?
• 21:43
  Speaker 13: Man?
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I mean no, not at all.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: So the guy he just looked confused. Yeah, you might
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: as well just call him and explain to him what
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: you're trifling behind.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Really, I just knew you were going to say, let
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: this one go and just move on.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: What she's married, Shirley, and she on a dating site.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: She go to lunch with the dude, ask him to
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: take her to the doctor. Right, okay, but how did
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: how did the husband? So he thought she thought he left,
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: called her husband to pick him up. She go outside,
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: two men in the lobby. Right, that's what she gets.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: But that's what that's what she wants to know. Should
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: she call him to explain or block him and move on?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying a minute, you would say block and
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: move on?
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Why are you blocking him?
• 22:34
  Speaker 13: What he do?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: See you playing the trick game?
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: And the trick game you got caught in it at least,
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: oh the man, the explanation of what you did.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: You, Shirley, Why are you missing this? She wants to
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: date other men outside of her husband.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I guess you have.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: To tell this dude what it is. He may be
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: cool with that. How she gonna date outside her marriage?
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: What part of that you ain't getting? Your sister is trifling?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Just not am I know? Shirley, Shirley blo.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: If you're going to date married, you're gonna have to
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: tell these people you married.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well he knows now, tada. All right, we're moving on.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: So since you liked him and Eaton took you to
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: the document as well, tell him what happened.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: He'll probably be cool with it. Oh that's all you
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: want to do, all right? I'm gain really I.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Would move on. I we'll move on, all right. We
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: are moving on. Veronica and Jacksonville says, I'm a thirty
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: two year old single female and I've been married for
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: twelve years. I got married really young, and now my
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: husband is saying we need to branch out and seek
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: other ways to jazz up our love life after having
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: four kids. I'm all right with having sex once or
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: twice a week, he says, I'm being selfish. And when
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: he was upset last night, he said, I'm going to
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: make him cheat on me.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Was this an.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Admission that he already cheated or was that a warning?
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: Oh well, it's definitely a warning, for sure, but it
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: sounded more like a promise.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: He's going it's going to happen.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: He ain't no married man gonna say that to his wife.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: And if it ain't in.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: His head, real good, okay, Because.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: Y'all been having conversations about it sex twice week.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Folk kids, that's a lot, fol kids, there's a.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Lot, all right, all right?
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: MJ.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: And Gary Indiana writes, I'm a forty seven year old
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: married woman and I had sex with a thirty one
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: year old man behind the pharmacy where we work. The
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: church next.
• 24:50
  Speaker 10: Door to us.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's been writing is better. The church next door
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: to us has security cameras, and there's a video of
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: us having sex, but it's not clear. My manager wants
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: whoever it is to come forward. I need my job,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: so I'm praying she doesn't ever figure out who it is.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: The guy keeps saying he wants to fess up because
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: she can't fire us for this. How can I keep
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: him quiet?
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: You can get fired for having sex behind the wall.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: That's your job, now, fool. I don't know who told
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: you you can't get fired for that.
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, first of all, both y'all you're not supposed to
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: because and it's dirty. Y'all got on the white jackets.
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: Now you want y'all to confess and come forward. Don't
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: be stupid. Don't listen to.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: This, dude, Please don't. And didn't she say she was married?
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, forty seven, thirty one year old boy, he's thirty one.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: See thirty one year old boy, he's stupid. Let's tell it.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, confessed, Nah, you slept with a stupid person.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, lady, that ain't you. That ain't true. That is
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: not you.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: It's obviously ain't clear. You're talking about somebody volunteer.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Is what?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Fess up.
• 26:17
  Speaker 11: With?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the how I'm going to have happily married.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about, right, miss me?
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Moving on Johnson and Carrollton, Georgia says, my wife's adult
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: kids are coming to stay with us for a week
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: since we haven't seen their kids for almost two years.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: She has three children and seven grandchildren total. I have
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: had some financial problems lately that I've hid from my
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: wife and my family. My wife hasn't worked since I
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: married her sixteen years ago, so I hate to let
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: her down. Should I be honest and ask the kids
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: to postpone the visit or keep it to myself and
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: dip into my savings?
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: Dip into your savings, doll, gut it out if you
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: don't want to hurt the woman you love. You having
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: some financial trouble and tell it. You could probably share
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: it with if she ain't working. Now, unless the financial
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: troubles is you' done bought some other woman something with
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: the money.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Wow, I hope that's not it.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: You go down there to pay their cash loan and
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: mess your whole life up with that two hundred dollars
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: loan that's gonna cost you thirty grand to pay it back.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: All right, Celo, thank you, you're listening Morning show. It
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: is time for games you can't play. You can't play
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: over the holidays, Shaye, please explain. All right, here we go.
• 27:57
  Speaker 14: The holidays are coming around, and you're gonna have folks
• 28:00
  Speaker 14: over to the house. So what I'm gonna do is
• 28:01
  Speaker 14: set up the game, tell a little bit about it.
• 28:04
  Speaker 14: Steven Jr. Gonna jump in and make and explain how
• 28:07
  Speaker 14: the games get worse. Start off good, sound like a
• 28:10
  Speaker 14: good idea, but then as the game progresses, problems arise. Litten,
• 28:17
  Speaker 14: simple game of spades. We're gonna play some spades. We're
• 28:19
  Speaker 14: gonna set up the table, We're gonna play some spades.
• 28:22
  Speaker 14: And then and then everything happened. Somebody started cheating. You know,
• 28:27
  Speaker 14: you got that problem.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: The first time somebody reneged you swear it was a
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: dead body in the room. So you can't play that.
• 28:40
  Speaker 14: You know, people don't know how to lose and and
• 28:42
  Speaker 14: just take it, you know, they take it personal, you
• 28:45
  Speaker 14: know what I mean? Take it all right, So you're
• 28:48
  Speaker 14: gonna go outside, play some touch football, you know, getting
• 28:51
  Speaker 14: vamily everybody. Just play some touch football.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: You got a.
• 28:54
  Speaker 14: Brown ass man think it's cool to run over a
• 28:58
  Speaker 14: third grader? Just over, yeah, just just punish it.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Damn man, we're playing football.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: A kid child.
• 29:15
  Speaker 14: You haven't been putting him on me? You know how
• 29:20
  Speaker 14: you put him to check me? But what I'm gonna
• 29:22
  Speaker 14: do doing?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Hen Man?
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: What you out here for?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: You black line?
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: What you like?
• 29:34
  Speaker 11: Hey?
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: Look, hey, this is all I got to shake. You know,
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: if you can't, you can't to handle the heat, Get
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: out this kick.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I don't care if your aide, I don't care if
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: your aides. Let him cry, Let him cry.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: You got the line.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: You got a man. That's a man's game.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Here's another game you can't play.
• 29:58
  Speaker 14: Okay, you want to play diamond, But you got that
• 30:01
  Speaker 14: dude that been you've been, he's been away for a while, and.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: He take this game a little bit too serious. You
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: know what I mean he'd been in. He's been away.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: You know, he's been in the system. He even locked off.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Away is a different game, then, yeah, you should have
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: been here.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: Man, Now you want to play old old wait man,
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: hold up, don't hold don't I just sent you to
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: the yard on them trail. Hold up, dog, you just
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: went to the yard on them trade. You ain't had
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: no trade minute ago.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: What you're talking about.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: What I'm talking about, I'm talking about your asses up
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: in the oh. You're trying to Oh you get shape.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: What's gonna happen? You pardoner?
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: You're out? Now, you're out?
• 30:50
  Speaker 10: Now?
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: Ring all No, no, okay, okay. I'm gonna need two
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: packs of cigarettes for that had the holiday party, That's
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: all I'm saying.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna need the two pats.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: That's time I've seen.
• 31:07
  Speaker 14: You playing down there in an under shake.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: We can't play that.
• 31:11
  Speaker 14: We gotta play another all right, now we're gonna we're
• 31:13
  Speaker 14: gonna go back outside and try to play this a
• 31:15
  Speaker 14: simple game, family game on dodgeball. It's the same guy
• 31:20
  Speaker 14: who think it's a lot of fun. He hit the
• 31:23
  Speaker 14: third grader and ball.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: He ain't got a lot of that.
• 31:28
  Speaker 15: Face, but he out here playing fall cap game.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: It's all dodgeball. It ain't call standing there and.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Get hit him eight.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Why you gotta hit him so hard?
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: What what he ain't? He ain't do.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I bet him talk. Now they're gonna.
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: Cock back with that little weekends throw like I ain't
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: seen that.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Get him in the faith in the face. That's what
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: you need to pat.
• 32:01
  Speaker 14: Mean, we go back in the hospital, decided to play chess.
• 32:07
  Speaker 14: But here's what happens. The man who thinks you know
• 32:10
  Speaker 14: everything about chess get his ass dusted by that eighth grader.
• 32:14
  Speaker 14: Now he really upset the little boy that told his
• 32:18
  Speaker 14: ass up.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Chest, he can't take it. That's where all the pieces
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: gonna be on the floor.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: They picked them up.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: But hold up, holder, do you can't say, check mate,
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: we just got started.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: How you gonna how you working?
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Real dog?
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Don't no, No, we even him before five six moves?
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: What is you talking about? Checkmate?
• 32:44
  Speaker 13: No?
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: That ain't our chest goes the thinking mad game right,
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: you ain't even had time.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: To think, David. He won the game. Man ain't game.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: He just said check mate, Yeah he beat you game?
• 32:58
  Speaker 13: Show me.
• 33:00
  Speaker 14: He you that ain't you can't do that.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: See you gotta do look, man in chest, you have
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: to make a minimum of twenty moves.
• 33:12
  Speaker 16: He like, you didn't have to do that for you, dog,
• 33:16
  Speaker 16: That's how it's done. Dog are now you ain't even
• 33:20
  Speaker 16: post to say check unless it's been twenty moves.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe try something else.
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: I don't know, man, See y'all need to play chess
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: with white folk's race.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Everything is racial with you. I can't play that last game.
• 33:37
  Speaker 14: Last game, we can't play checkers. It's the same guy
• 33:41
  Speaker 14: with the dodgeball really enjoys beating a third Ready he
• 33:45
  Speaker 14: gets such.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: Bare prayup, bra.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: What is your crying for? White? Your ass out?
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, man.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: You can't jump backwards because you got the red pizza.
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: Red red pizza. Can't jump back chill.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Man, all right, the end of this game.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's move on.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: You're listening hard. Morning show time. Now, guys, for a rounded,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: would you rather would you rather you and your wife
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: share a bathroom?
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Or yeah, we gotta share. That's not a good.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: We cannot share a bathroom. That's out the question. Hell,
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: I had to go through a whole nother room or something.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Oh no, A lot of married couples share bathroom.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: No, I had to go, I'd be in a whole
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: nother damn room.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Uh huh, and whate No, she talks all your products
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: on my side. That's why all her problem, make up
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: all this.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm finish, put my stuff, and then she want
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: to talk all the time I'm in the bathroom.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Shut the door. Quit opening the door.
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: Why why do you lock the door? Because I don't
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: want nobody in here?
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather public displays of affection or
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: would you rather just be only affectionate in private?
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: A little bit of both? I can't pick the one.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Would one of the others?
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Well, then I gotta have it in private?
• 35:40
  Speaker 13: Then?
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to pick. There you go, So.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: They shut this door. You know you've been looking all
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: good today. I'm finn show you something sooner, all right?
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Would you rather eight hours of uninterrupted sleep or eight
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: hours on a new beach?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I didn't understand, no said, Would.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: You rather eight hours just uninterrupted sleep, just eight hours
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: of some good, good sleep? Or would you rather eight
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: hours on a new beach?
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Hey take the beach. I ain't gonna sleep eight hours. No, damn.
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: We might as well be able to see something. The
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: only problem is I've been to two new beaches. I
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: wouldn't know, but I've been to two new beaches. You
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: know what I've discovered. Everybody on the New Beach don't
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: need to be on the damn news.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I've never seen nobody on the New Beach where I went. Ever.
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: Ever, everybody I've seen on the New Beach need to
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: put their damn clothes take a sn down.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Up including you were you were?
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: You? No one new I was.
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: I was on a cruise ship one time and you
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: and one of the excursions was to go to the beach.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: You go to the New Beach.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: It was in a Guilaw or something like that, gilla
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: and they had a wall, a little short wall about
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: two feet and I said, right next to the wall
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: because I.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Wanted to be over there by the new side.
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: Everybody, all the people on that side.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I was just holding it, just going beat.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Things something what?
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Nothing?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's around it? Would you rather? All right?
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right? So
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: when the people in Tommy's head get together, we all
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: know how that is a lot. A lot can happen
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: up there, but this time they came together to make
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: a wonderful Christmas song and guess what it is A hit?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Take a listen.
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  Speaker 9: Times come to.
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  Speaker 1: For the Night Old Christmass out through the.
• 38:21
  Speaker 17: Hood, and my boy tried to feel her ring up
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  Speaker 17: down to keep it real the Christmas.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: And you don't no trouble, don't want no fight. I
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: didn't know I really insane, trip cheek.
• 38:32
  Speaker 17: I come with the coffee, your tar, you brand, who
• 38:36
  Speaker 17: bite ram in a bottle? That what I momma and
• 38:39
  Speaker 17: the kitchen got the house and the gold and the jails,
• 38:42
  Speaker 17: and but now to put up. I can't wait to
• 38:44
  Speaker 17: hit that mac and cheese collar, greense and black eyed
• 38:48
  Speaker 17: peas short.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Right, those come out with the chicken.
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  Speaker 11: Wi is that way?
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Like Flash blooved his flat drum swim.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: For the Night old Christmas, I'll do the hoop.
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  Speaker 17: And my boy tried to feel your reals bring up
• 39:13
  Speaker 17: down to keep it real the Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't no trouble, don't want no fighting.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: I didn't know I was insane.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: On the trip.
• 39:21
  Speaker 17: I went the coffee, your toll, real brand, who rappit
• 39:26
  Speaker 17: in the bottle? That what I like, Mama and the
• 39:29
  Speaker 17: kitchen got the house and in the gold and the yams.
• 39:32
  Speaker 17: But now the wait to hit that mac and cheese
• 39:36
  Speaker 17: collar greens and black eyed peas short.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Right come out with them taking what is just like
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: flash blooved through his flask drimm swim.
• 39:58
  Speaker 15: Why am I the housecount Rubik's cube double dutch rub hold,
• 40:02
  Speaker 15: I hope battleship of g I Joe connect foult.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: But was nothing better than a hungry.
• 40:08
  Speaker 15: A clouds better quick tripment and come waiting all right,
• 40:11
  Speaker 15: I just catch first one.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: To go bigger than a tower.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: And it turned out man.
• 40:16
  Speaker 15: Certainly you take my by rode out dancer prance and
• 40:20
  Speaker 15: fixing the ugly matter out better mind it's bit and
• 40:23
  Speaker 15: I bet I get beget on my wisless because I'll
• 40:26
  Speaker 15: be damn if your spy my Christmas, you sat.
• 40:50
  Speaker 10: Change.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say what you.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: What you can't say say about.
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  Speaker 18: Y'all?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Had we got a coup free?
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: It was ragged.
• 41:08
  Speaker 15: She's preying that now.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: I said, three wheel road, Kay, okay, what I do?
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: What did you just got to you?
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: What did you just say?
• 41:18
  Speaker 12: I said?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I said three wheel Robs was like, why used whim?
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Why did you take the break where you ain't hand now,
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: damn three where you didn't make him out down that time?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Sound I got first, doll.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I'm the one that invited you.
• 41:36
  Speaker 9: Hold alrighty, I'm the one invited you to come beyond
• 41:40
  Speaker 9: the single we made for Christmas.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: So you know what on the rear? This right up?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Just right time it out?
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Let us do nothing straight up?
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Now that's Christmas spare Gray John havn't nephew missed that?
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Damn Oatmeal? No man, see this right here, see this
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: right here, if it don't let her do.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: That already and they're all in your head. So what's
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the plan for the holidays for you, nephew and oatmeal?
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: All right? Thank you, neph you coming up next, prank
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: phone call right after this you're listening morning show coming
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today and the subject is smoke and mirrors.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Smoke and mirrors. We'll get into that in just a
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: few because right now it is time for the nephew
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: and it's prank phone call for today. What you got
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: for us?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Well, you know it's Christmas time.
• 42:46
  Speaker 9: Christmas decorations, okay, cat dog, if you cool it.
• 42:53
  Speaker 12: Hello, I'm trying to re Yeah, this what's going on?
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: Hey?
• 42:57
  Speaker 10: This many man? I live like about four five streets
• 43:00
  Speaker 10: over from you, this manny, How you doing, brother, I'm doing,
• 43:03
  Speaker 10: dood man?
• 43:03
  Speaker 12: How you doing?
• 43:04
  Speaker 10: I'm good? Hey? Uh I see you. You You got
• 43:07
  Speaker 10: your Christmas lights up right?
• 43:08
  Speaker 12: Yeah? Yeah, I got them up. I got my whole
• 43:10
  Speaker 12: little theme and everything set up. Man, it's just looking
• 43:12
  Speaker 12: really good.
• 43:13
  Speaker 10: Okay. Let me let me ask you something. Man. The
• 43:15
  Speaker 10: theme you got in your yard? Where you get that
• 43:17
  Speaker 10: idea from?
• 43:18
  Speaker 12: What do you mean where I get them from?
• 43:20
  Speaker 10: The idea? Like you got the snowman, you got Santa
• 43:23
  Speaker 10: Claus and rain deals, you got your whole house decorated.
• 43:26
  Speaker 10: You got Jesus with the Manger and the uh the
• 43:29
  Speaker 10: wise men around him. Where did you get your idea from?
• 43:33
  Speaker 12: I'm I'm lost what you're talking about.
• 43:35
  Speaker 10: Man?
• 43:35
  Speaker 12: You ask me where I got a theme from?
• 43:37
  Speaker 10: I mean, I'm asking I'm asking you a question. Where
• 43:41
  Speaker 10: did you get the idea from?
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: I made this up. I made this up Jesus Jesus,
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: and you know that represents christal Man.
• 43:48
  Speaker 12: You go with a theme at Christmas Base, man, and
• 43:50
  Speaker 12: that's that's Christmas Base Jesus there Christmas Jesus and just
• 43:53
  Speaker 12: in Jerusalem and Beth Lamb and hey, what what what's
• 43:56
  Speaker 12: going on? Man?
• 43:58
  Speaker 10: Who are you?
• 43:58
  Speaker 12: We gonna get my number from?
• 44:00
  Speaker 10: Man? I'm manny, Man, I'm manny. I got I got
• 44:03
  Speaker 10: your number from one of the people that live on
• 44:04
  Speaker 10: your street. And I'm just asking you are on the
• 44:07
  Speaker 10: rail where you get this idea from?
• 44:10
  Speaker 18: I made this idea.
• 44:11
  Speaker 12: If I made this up? Man, I made this up
• 44:13
  Speaker 12: just the second time you asked me where I get
• 44:15
  Speaker 12: this idea from?
• 44:16
  Speaker 10: What you're trying to import, It's go the real deal, dog,
• 44:19
  Speaker 10: the same thing you got if you come fourth streets over.
• 44:23
  Speaker 10: I got the same thing in my yard. And it
• 44:25
  Speaker 10: looked like you just stole my idea. And see what
• 44:28
  Speaker 10: you ain't gonna do is try to win Christmas yards
• 44:32
  Speaker 10: of the season and you juste stole my idea. That's
• 44:34
  Speaker 10: the problem I got with you.
• 44:36
  Speaker 18: Now, the problem you got.
• 44:37
  Speaker 12: Is life and twist it okay to see I put
• 44:40
  Speaker 12: this together without it. I never even heard of you,
• 44:43
  Speaker 12: man it begin with. Secondly, I've been doing this particular
• 44:46
  Speaker 12: theme in my yard since I'm just staying over here.
• 44:48
  Speaker 12: I'm just staying over.
• 44:49
  Speaker 10: Here six years you ain't had that. You ain't had
• 44:51
  Speaker 10: that theme last year. You ain't had that.
• 44:53
  Speaker 12: Man, this theme last year and the year before. And
• 44:56
  Speaker 12: I put my stuff in the same place every damn
• 44:58
  Speaker 12: time I put it down.
• 44:59
  Speaker 18: You did not have this last talk about who are
• 45:01
  Speaker 18: you to call me and tell me about my theme
• 45:03
  Speaker 18: and about my yard and what you got going.
• 45:05
  Speaker 10: I know you ain't copying me. Man. Man, I'm gonna
• 45:08
  Speaker 10: tell you right now, and I ain't finna go no further.
• 45:10
  Speaker 10: You need to rearrange your theme and get a different thing,
• 45:13
  Speaker 10: because you got the same theme I got.
• 45:15
  Speaker 12: Now you need to rearrange your okay, because I ain't
• 45:18
  Speaker 12: rearranging jack over here.
• 45:19
  Speaker 10: Hey, man, let me tell you that if I got
• 45:21
  Speaker 10: to come over there and they tell you you man,
• 45:23
  Speaker 10: I'm being real as real as I can.
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: Be with you.
• 45:25
  Speaker 10: If I got to come over there and unplugged if
• 45:28
  Speaker 10: you got some what come well, if I got to
• 45:31
  Speaker 10: come over to your house and unplugged some stuff now now.
• 45:34
  Speaker 12: Now, if that thing my foot will be getting up
• 45:37
  Speaker 12: plugged from your First of all, you ain't finna come
• 45:39
  Speaker 12: on my street, in my house and dispect me at
• 45:42
  Speaker 12: all about anything that I got set up in my yard.
• 45:45
  Speaker 10: Tell that way. I'll tell you what. Then, I'm just
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: gonna do this here. I'm finnah. Just come over there
• 45:50
  Speaker 10: and take Jesus and take them and take them wise
• 45:54
  Speaker 10: men out your yard. That's what I'm finna do.
• 45:56
  Speaker 12: Come over this way, come over my messing with Jesus
• 45:58
  Speaker 12: in the manger. You're gonna be career because first of all,
• 46:01
  Speaker 12: that's say sign, that's that's the center of the team. Now,
• 46:04
  Speaker 12: if you want to come over here, you want to
• 46:05
  Speaker 12: kind of do something like that, you go to need
• 46:07
  Speaker 12: Jesus to help you because there's gonna be some rolling
• 46:10
  Speaker 12: around going on time.
• 46:11
  Speaker 10: I'm like, yo, the bottom line is this right here.
• 46:14
  Speaker 10: You've got the nerve to do the same thing I got.
• 46:17
  Speaker 10: I'm full streets over, I'm driving through looking at everybody's
• 46:20
  Speaker 10: uh here, man, looking at everybody.
• 46:22
  Speaker 18: Thing, got you the one and one that come here,
• 46:24
  Speaker 18: as I ain't seen the same way the same place,
• 46:27
  Speaker 18: really doubt long here.
• 46:28
  Speaker 12: Ain't nobody ever call on me? Your stuff looks like man,
• 46:32
  Speaker 12: and from four five seats I would have had many
• 46:34
  Speaker 12: any way. Man, ain't got no light coming on my
• 46:37
  Speaker 12: street because you don't stay on the street.
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: You going around looking.
• 46:39
  Speaker 12: At people trying to get your ideas. Man, you got
• 46:42
  Speaker 12: a rich No.
• 46:42
  Speaker 10: No, I'm I'm very original. I moved to this neighborhood
• 46:46
  Speaker 10: before you did. I've been here. I've been here ten years.
• 46:49
  Speaker 10: You've been here about six. I long you've been living
• 46:51
  Speaker 10: over here.
• 46:52
  Speaker 12: I've been living over here six years. This Fether Division
• 46:54
  Speaker 12: was just coming up when I came over here. I
• 46:56
  Speaker 12: ain't gonna tell me. You've been running your team's long
• 46:58
  Speaker 12: and I've been running mind.
• 46:59
  Speaker 18: You hey, man, and it I ain't got I ain't
• 47:01
  Speaker 18: got time to go back.
• 47:02
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 47:02
  Speaker 18: You know what, I got better things do?
• 47:03
  Speaker 12: I still got some more life put up?
• 47:05
  Speaker 10: Hey, I got a work plass. I hang go back
• 47:06
  Speaker 10: and forth. When I'm finna tell you just right here,
• 47:08
  Speaker 10: I'm finish. Come take Jesus off your yard. I'm finish.
• 47:12
  Speaker 10: Take Jesus and the one I take Jesus out my yard.
• 47:13
  Speaker 12: I see now you sounding life. When I'm crazy, people
• 47:16
  Speaker 12: come about taking Jesus out of my life. That's why
• 47:17
  Speaker 12: you got life and mess up. Come on over. I
• 47:20
  Speaker 12: got some way.
• 47:20
  Speaker 10: Many man, look here, don't turn your lights on me.
• 47:23
  Speaker 12: My life is gonna be on the night tomorrow night,
• 47:25
  Speaker 12: every other night talking about taking my Jesus into manging.
• 47:28
  Speaker 12: I'm originally as the original that could be. Come on
• 47:29
  Speaker 12: if you want to, I got something for you.
• 47:31
  Speaker 10: You stole my idea and we're talking about.
• 47:34
  Speaker 18: This still an idea.
• 47:36
  Speaker 10: Come on round here and let's say, hey dog, let
• 47:38
  Speaker 10: me tell you something right now, Jesus and the wise
• 47:41
  Speaker 10: men is coming out your yard today.
• 47:44
  Speaker 12: No, you know what, man, I'm through with you. Man,
• 47:47
  Speaker 12: I'm through with you.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: You know what.
• 47:48
  Speaker 18: Come over here if you want to touch my making.
• 47:50
  Speaker 12: Jesus, touch my manger, touch me and and jokes, then
• 47:53
  Speaker 12: the wise man and I'm gonna put the noth saw
• 47:55
  Speaker 12: over your literally, Hey man, I don't know where you
• 47:58
  Speaker 12: get my number from me?
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 47:58
  Speaker 12: Who are you? Anyway?
• 48:00
  Speaker 10: Who is the hooy? Man?
• 48:00
  Speaker 12: I tell you what you're talking about? Coming over here?
• 48:02
  Speaker 12: Missing with anything?
• 48:04
  Speaker 10: On time?
• 48:05
  Speaker 12: Okay, set to go off every evening at the fund
• 48:08
  Speaker 12: to start getting dark my going off.
• 48:10
  Speaker 18: Let me come on tonight for you anyway?
• 48:14
  Speaker 10: Why why why you can't come up with your own theme? Man?
• 48:17
  Speaker 10: Why you came my own thing?
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: Now look at it?
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: I tell you what, man?
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: What for you?
• 48:20
  Speaker 12: Anyway? We just quat right now?
• 48:22
  Speaker 18: You stay four five street over? What kind of color
• 48:24
  Speaker 18: you got me drive.
• 48:25
  Speaker 12: Well, I'll confine you to come deal with you right
• 48:27
  Speaker 12: now where you at?
• 48:29
  Speaker 18: Wait, right now where you are?
• 48:31
  Speaker 10: You know what, don't worry about where I'm at. I'm
• 48:32
  Speaker 10: gonna be on your life.
• 48:33
  Speaker 18: I'm about mom knight.
• 48:35
  Speaker 12: Now, I'm gonna confine you.
• 48:37
  Speaker 10: Your life ain't coming on tonight.
• 48:39
  Speaker 18: Well them not come on tonight.
• 48:40
  Speaker 12: There's gonna be some poles in your life. It's gonna
• 48:42
  Speaker 12: be hard to breathe for you. I'm gonna let you
• 48:44
  Speaker 12: know here.
• 48:44
  Speaker 10: Man, he man, man first, who for you? Anyway?
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 48:48
  Speaker 12: You done caused me out of the blue telling me
• 48:50
  Speaker 12: that you're gonna come disconnect my life and steal my
• 48:52
  Speaker 12: major and take my baby Jesus out the man? Who
• 48:55
  Speaker 12: is you sit up here accusing me of stealing your
• 48:58
  Speaker 12: thing when.
• 48:59
  Speaker 18: It's been my at least years. I've been doing this
• 49:02
  Speaker 18: Night of One Best Yard.
• 49:03
  Speaker 12: Three years or three years running in this season. Now
• 49:06
  Speaker 12: I think you trying to get by way.
• 49:07
  Speaker 10: But see the problem is you the one best Yard
• 49:10
  Speaker 10: because you're still in my idea?
• 49:12
  Speaker 12: How can I be still in your message? Man? You
• 49:14
  Speaker 12: know what you and your and I'm ready to deal
• 49:17
  Speaker 12: with your.
• 49:18
  Speaker 10: Right Hey, dog dog, I'm nothing to go back and
• 49:21
  Speaker 10: forth with you. You stole my Jesus theme. Dog, hold on,
• 49:24
  Speaker 10: wait a minute.
• 49:25
  Speaker 18: How can I have won Best Yard three years running
• 49:28
  Speaker 18: and you saying I got the thing from you.
• 49:30
  Speaker 12: You should have been getting.
• 49:31
  Speaker 18: You must not be doing it right.
• 49:33
  Speaker 10: Let me let me, let me, let me go on
• 49:34
  Speaker 10: and say this to you right now. Dog? What day?
• 49:36
  Speaker 10: What Larry on your street told me to call you, lady?
• 49:41
  Speaker 12: Larry told you to Larry gave you my number.
• 49:44
  Speaker 10: Larry, and Tommy told me to call you.
• 49:47
  Speaker 12: Larry and Tommy told you to call me.
• 49:49
  Speaker 10: You know who Tommy is there?
• 49:51
  Speaker 12: That ain't now, ain't never missing? No Tommy to me?
• 49:54
  Speaker 10: Who I'm Tommy? I'm Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 49:58
  Speaker 10: Morning Show. You just playing by your boy Larry Man.
• 50:02
  Speaker 12: Nephew Tomas you want to show.
• 50:09
  Speaker 10: Told me to call you.
• 50:10
  Speaker 12: He said you win every single year the Christmas But
• 50:15
  Speaker 12: it's kind of funny.
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 50:19
  Speaker 10: Let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio show
• 50:22
  Speaker 10: in the lane?
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 50:23
  Speaker 7: Hands down, no doubt.
• 50:26
  Speaker 12: Man in the show with Nephew.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Pranks. I'll stand.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Out.
• 50:37
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna come over there and get Jesus. I'm gonna
• 50:40
  Speaker 9: get the wise man, get everybody, boy.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Boy, now you find meet Jesus.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: That's more accurate. See you, my baby, come around here.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be some rolling round out here.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Touch the wise man, mirror show that.
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: He didn't understand the accusation. Where you get that theme
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: from Christmas?
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Right right about his theme? Where you're going with this man, Let's.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Get the theme from Christmas.
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: With Jesus had a major's Christmas?
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: Now that.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Man, Frank praise for real?
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, and it's the Strawberry Letter for today.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: The subject smoke and Mirrors will get into it right
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening hard Morning Show. It's time now
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter. If you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
• 51:51
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• 51:54
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• 51:59
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• 52:02
  Speaker 1: it could be yours. It could be yours, ladies.
• 52:05
  Speaker 14: Him is time for the Strawberry Later with my good
• 52:06
  Speaker 14: friend Shirley straw Berry.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you, my good friend, Junior. Subject smoke and mirrors.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen, Shirley, I'm in a long distance relationship with
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: a man that my daughter hooked me up with. He's
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: a bodybuilder, and my daughter met him at her gym.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: She said she was looking in the mirror working out
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: when he came and stood in front of her to
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: see himself in the mirror. She said, other than being vain,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: he's extremely quiet and nerdy. He and I talked a
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: lot in the beginning, and it was fun to have
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: someone to talk to. I overlooked the fact that every
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: time we talked he was smoking weed, or had just
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: had some weed, or was planning to smoke weed at
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: any minute. After a few months of doing video chats,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: he wanted to see me. I told him he could
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: come visit me at my house, but he insisted that
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: I come visit him, especially since my daughter lives in
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: the same city. He bought me a ticket and asked
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: me to stay at his house. I planned to stay
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: in his guest room, but I left after he told
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: me what he had planned for the weekend. As he
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: showed me around his house, I saw condoms on his
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: nightstand and I was totally turned off by the Florida
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: ceiling mirrors in his bedroom. He asked what I was
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: into sexually, and I was shocked because we'd never talked
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: about fetish's and role playing. He told me what he
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: wanted to do to me sexually, and he said we
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: could watch ourselves in the mirrors while we did it.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I got an uber right away and went to my
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: daughter's apartment. He hasn't called or texted me since, but
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: he told my daughter I am too shy and hard
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: to get along with. Should I explain the smoke and
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: mirrors to my daughter or let her keep thinking that
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: the breakup was all my fault? Please help? Who cares
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: what he says? That's what I say. Who cares? And
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: why do you feel compelled to tell your daughter anything
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: because she introduced you to this loser. That still doesn't
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: make you obligated. Not her business. You can just say
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: that it didn't work out and keep it moving. What
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: I don't get is why you didn't stay at your
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: daughter's house instead of what the man you hardly knew.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, you say you're in a long distance relationship
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: with him, but you're not in it. You just talked
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: to this guy. You're not in a relationship with this man.
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: You only know a couple of things. About this guy.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: One is that he smokes weed all of the time.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Your daughter's house would have been the choice. That would
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: have been a safer, smarter situation for you to be
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: in since you were traveling. And I'm glad you got
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: out of his house when you did, because that could
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: have been It could have worked out crazy for you,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: It could have been dangerous. You don't know. Then you
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: get to his house and realized he only wanted sex
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: from you, and that's it, really, Mom. I think you
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: need to slow down, sis, because you don't know what
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: you want. I mean, you were insulted with the mirrors
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: and the condoms on the nightstand. I mean, he could
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: have at least put those up, but he didn't. You
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: didn't do enough homework or research this guy to know
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: what it was gonna be, what was gonna be waiting
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: for you when you got off that plane. You went
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: from video chatting with him, thinking you're in some sort
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: of long distance relationship with this guy, to staying at
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: his house. I mean it sounds a little crazy, and
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: I don't want you out here acting desperate in these
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: streets because this is what you can end up with.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: Wall to wall.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Mirror's condoms on the nightstand and a man saying to
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: you that you can watch yourselves while you have sex.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: What you don't even know him like that? Again, I'm
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: glad you left early. I hope you learned what not
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: to do in the future.
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: Steve, Well, it's a lot to unpack here, but really
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: nothing to unpack. This is a woman, and see, I'm
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: interested in what she's not saying, So let's go. I'm
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: in a long distance relationship with a man that my
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: daughter hooked me up with. He's a bodybuilding My daughter
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: made him at her gym.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: She said.
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: She was looking in the mirror at herself working out.
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: He came sto it in front of her to see
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: herself in the mirror. She said, Other than being vain,
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: he's extremely quiet and nerdy. Okay, other than being vain,
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: he's extremely quiet and nerdy.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Do that make sense to you? Not at all. It
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: just don't go together at all.
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: Therefore, I think your daughter gave you initially a bad read,
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: but you took the time to start talking in facetimeing
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: and stuff, and you got an even worse read on
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: this guy. You said, he and I talked a lot
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: in the beginning. It was fun to have someone to
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: talk to. Let's stop for a minute.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: What did you just say?
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: You heard it?
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: It was fun to have someone to talk to. Where
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: have you been here?
• 57:00
  Speaker 12: Well?
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Have you been locked away? Have you been indisposed?
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: Have you been at a convent, have you been up
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: in the mountains at a retreat? Have you just retired
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: from being a monk in a Buddhist temple?
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: What did you get?
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: It was nice to have somebody to talk to. So
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: what she's not saying is she was lonely. I think
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: that's what the hookup was. I overlooked the fact that
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: every time we talked he was smoking weed or had just.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Or I lost he was smoking weed or had just
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: smoked weed, or was planning to smoke weed at any minute.
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: It didn't make no sense to me. Look the fact
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: that every time we people's smoking weed, I had just
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: handsome weed while was planning in the smoke weed at
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: any minute. Smokey the nerd that's vain, loves himself, quiet, nerdy,
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: hold weed all the damn path, all.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: The time, all the time. That's all she knew about him.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll have part two of your response coming up. Steve,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: to today's letter at twenty three minutes after the hour.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: The subject is smoking mirrors. We'll be back right after this.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, All right, Steve, come on, let's
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject smoke and mirrors.
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: Here's a woman who is obviously extremely lonely. Her daughter
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: lives out of state. Meets this man at the gym.
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: She was working out, looking at herself in the mirror.
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: He came as stood in front of her. They met
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: each other. She introduced him to her mom said, other
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: than being vain, he's really quiet and nerdy. That don't
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: go together. Vain people are very rarely quiet or nerdy.
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: Your daughter does not know how to assess people. You
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: meet the man, y'all get on the phone, y'all start talking.
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: He and I talked a lot in the beginning, and
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: it was fun to have someone to talk to.
• 59:27
  Speaker 11: What what?
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: So?
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Who are you? It was fun to have someone to
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: talk to. Okay, now where you being lady?
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: I overlooked the fact that every time we talked he
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: was smoking weed or had just had some weed, always
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: playing in the smoke weed at any minute. Why is
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: the nerdy, quiet person that hard talk when you're smoking
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: that damn much. Yeah, and Helly might not be quiet.
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: He might just be sleepy a lot. After a few
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: months of doing video chats, he wanted to see me.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: I told him he could come visit me at my house,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: but he insisted that I come visit him, especially since
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: my daughter lives in the same city. Okay, that kind
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: of makes sense. He bought me a ticket and asked
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: me to stay at his house. I planned to stay
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: in his guest room. What ain'tybody flew you out here
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: for that?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: All right? Who flew you out there to stay in
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: the guest room?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: If you gonna stay in the guest room, we can
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: just stay keep on new these video chats, because at
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: least I can talk to you while we in his bedroom.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: All right, all right?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: Ooh, hell I guess I'll come on and go to
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: the But I left after he told me what he
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: had planned for the weekend. As he showed me around
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: his house, I saw condoms on his knight stand and
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: I was totally turned off by the Florida sea and
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: mirrors in his bedroom. Well, I don't see what's wrong
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: with that. Yeah, daughter told you he was vain, vain,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: he a bodybuilding. He got to see hisself when he
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: get up, but he has some other plans for you.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: You turned off by the floor, the ceiling mirrors in
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: the bedroom. I kind of like that myself. I don't
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: have it, but to me, he asked me what I
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: was into sexually, and I was shocked because we never
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: talked about fetishes and role playing. Well, but you have
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: talked about sex. See, that's what she didn't put in that.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: Y'all just didn't discuss fetishes.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: In role playing but everything else.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but you lying if you think all in video
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: chats and sex ain't come up, that's not true. He
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: told me what he wanted to do to me sexually,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: and he said we could watch ourselves in the mirror
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: while how.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: We did it.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: That's what the flow to see the mirrors is for.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: That's what the condumns is on that table for. You
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: ought to see what's in the draws though, see, you
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: ain't even see that.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Backs facts back, Steve Harvey.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: It's some stuff in that draws though.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: I got an uber right away and went to my
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: daughter's apartment where you should have been in the first place.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: He hasn't called to text me since then. Well, what
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: he gonna say?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: So should I explain this?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: Okay, hold on, he ain't called it text me since then,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: But he told my daughter, I'm too shy and hard
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: to get along with. Wait a minute, this is the
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: quiet nerd that just told your daughter that you too
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: shy and hard to get along with. Your daughter has
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: a poor assessment of man. But like Shirley said, what
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: do you care what the hell he thinks or what
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: your daughter thinks? Yeah, let your daughter datim. She like
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: going to the jail. She like looking at herself in
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: the mirror. I don't really see what you want us
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 6: to do. So should I let my daughter keep thinking
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: that the breakup was all my fault? Please help? Just really,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: you really don't have a problem. You're not going back
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: up there. You're not into fetishes and role playing. You
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: don't like looking at yourself in the mirror because you
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: probably get out the bed and you know, I'm like
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: cool walking towards it. But when you turn sideways in
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: that float the ceiling mirror, we can throw your ass.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Into something.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: So stupid. That's what she don't like that.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: Did you be walking to me and be going all
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 6: right now? Then you turn to the side and you
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: it be like, you know, just creep out.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: It's just to.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: You know, shocking.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: It is shocking, and so that's what it is. And
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: so you know, I don't know what to tell you.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 10: Lady.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: You really don't have a problem. I tell my daughter
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: the truth. Actually I flew out here.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: We had discussed sex, but we didn't discuss fetishes and
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: role playing.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: Now obviously a big big boy over here.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: Well, big boy wanted to put some straps on me
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: and have me swinging back and forth. And every time
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: I swung into him, you knew what was gonna happen.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Listen, leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Instagram,
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• 1:04:48
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• 1:04:59
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• 1:05:02
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• 1:05:07
  Speaker 19: he's here, so seldom ladies in general.
• 1:05:10
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• 1:05:19
  Speaker 14: own film. I've started production of my own film. You've
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 14: seen the Nutcracker. Everybody's seeing a Nutcracker. He finished with
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 14: production right before Christmas. The name of my film is
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 14: called The Big Black Nutcracker. We're gonna make it look
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 14: different than what.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 12: You going.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: The Big, the Big Black Nutcracker. You know the story
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: of the nut Cracker, YadA, YadA, YadA.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: We all know the story.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 14: But this is she falls in love with a guy
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 14: who comes to it's a stripper. It's by the stripper
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 14: who falls in love with a guy who comes to
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 14: the strip club. And it goes by the name of
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 14: Big Black Nuts and to save the script club.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Now this is the what what is wrong?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: I understand you. So, so we're looking for dancers.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 14: We're looking for dancers we want and I don't want
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 14: to offend anybody about what I want. I don't, I don't,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 14: I an't. I want fat people. I don't want overweight.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 14: I don't want heavy set, shunky. I don't want thick.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 14: I don't I want fat people because these are my ballerinas.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 14: I want fat people, really fat. If you heavy set,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 14: don't even audition because we don't want to be bothered
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 14: with you.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: We want your fat.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 14: We want fat people that can stand on their toes
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 14: and catch other fat people.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: That's what I want.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: That's what I want to say for production.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's production.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 14: Yeah, you know, because always got these little thin ass
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 14: ballerinas and that's good and that's nice fat people that
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 14: have no problem catching other fat people. And like I said,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 14: if you overwegh it, you kind of chunky, pleasantly plump,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 14: big bone, don't even bother.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Don't bother sending me a tape.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 14: Now, I want all production tapes to be sent to
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 14: Big Black Nutcracker. Send all your tapes to Big Black Nutcrackers. Now,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 14: I've got some people that have signed on that are
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 14: gonna already be in the film. Oh, Kurt Franklin is
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 14: gonna be playing the part of Baby Jesus.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Now I know what you're saying. The Baby Jesus ain't
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: in the Big.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 14: Black Nutcracker, or he ain't in a nut Cracker, but
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 14: he's gonna be a Noos production because he said he
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 14: would do it, so I wrote him apart. So he's
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 14: gonna play the part of Baby Jesus. So check me
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 14: out the Big Black Nutcracker coming out around Christmas. Go
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 14: to Big Black Nutcracker. Send all your auditions there.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Listening Hard morning show. All right, so Tomikla in Baltimore,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Steve wrote, I'm thirty two years old and I've been
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: engaged for four years. My fiance and I got into
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: an argument and he said he's in love with me,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: and he's in love with my body, but he can't
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: stand me most of the time. He said, this is
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: why we can't confirm a wedding date. I'm glad I
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: finally know how he feels about me. Do I need
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: to pause our relationship if he doesn't like me? Our
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: love and lust enough for a marriage?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no no no no, oh no no
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: no no no no no no no. Love is absolutely necessary.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: Huh.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: But if you don't like a person, come on, that's hot.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 6: I don't care how good the sex is and how
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: fine your body is. If y'all get through having sex
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: and y'all talking and he don't like the person he
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: talking to, y'all don't need to get married.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: This is a dude. You know I love you, but
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: I don't like you.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: You gotta like the person. You gotta like man like him.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: You're with them twenty four to seven. You're with them.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: You got to like this person. Man, y'all gotta watch TV.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: Y'all got to ride in the car. Y'all got to
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: go to the stove. Yeah, y'all gotta watch a movie.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: Y'all gotta go to dinner. Sitting off the table. Somebody
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: you don't like, Let me give a damn about loving you.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: You're Yeah, that's.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Terrible for us.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta like the person. Yeah.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the trust and believe that life is important. It
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: is love and lust, no.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Cover of marriage.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: First of all, let me please.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 6: You.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: You will not be having sex the majority of the time.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: I promise you.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 12: You're not.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 11: God.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: You should be doing a lot right now. Yeah, no,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: you don't underst then Junior and his forties they married late.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: They ain't. These ain't twenty year olds.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, everything get escalated once you get married oldest.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 6: You skip all them stages, the honeymoon stage in right
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: after the honeymoon. Yeah, we gotta get on the fast
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: track now, baby, we dying, were dying.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they tell you that.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now. You get sixty five, it's
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: on your mind a lot. Now I'm living. I feel
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: pretty healthy.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 6: But every time I cut the news on, Yeah, man,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: I see a six in their birth and in their death.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: They uh we passed away. Sixty eight year old died
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: three years get scarce.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Especially this time of year.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: You had a lot of this then, man devene one,
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  Speaker 6: I just that's six year hold up, man, I got
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  Speaker 6: getting now, you know.
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  Speaker 2: So it's just it's just you start.
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  Speaker 6: Thinking about you know, longevity. Yeah, the older you get
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  Speaker 6: because you start losing people, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's happening.
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  Speaker 6: It's no marriage. Man, once you get married later on
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: in life, you got to escalate this thing. Man, you
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  Speaker 6: got you got to put your foot on gas pedal.
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  Speaker 13: You married.
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  Speaker 2: You can make it to the end of the tape.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: But when the tape right there, they're crossing the tape, gotcha,
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  Speaker 6: where were.
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  Speaker 3: We could go?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we just started out what's happening?
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  Speaker 2: No, but to answer the question though, life is extremely important,
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  Speaker 2: very so.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she does need to pause the relationship, you're saying, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because that's what she's asking.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, look, all the time you argue with a
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  Speaker 6: person you don't like because the least little thing they
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  Speaker 6: do get on your damn nerd.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she said he can't stand her most of the time.
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  Speaker 1: Most of the time there and tell me that, well
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  Speaker 1: after four.
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  Speaker 3: Years they've been together. Four years.
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  Speaker 9: No, you coming down the aisle with your wind dress on.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 9: He hollered at you, Harry, I'm bring your hands down here.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 9: I'll take you there a long time.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: I don't like you anyway. Yeah, not a good look,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Not a good look at all. All right to mckla,
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  Speaker 1: Hope we helped you. Hope ste've helped you with this one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, coming up in.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty minutes, that divorce is gonna be so fast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ten days before Christmas.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: It's it's vastly approaching. So here's a question. How do
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: you drop hint to your family and your significant other
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: when it comes to the holiday gifts you want? Like,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: do you you subtly drop the hints for gifts you want?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Or do you just come right out.
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  Speaker 9: And ain't no way I can make it through Christmas,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 9: cook Christmas without that suit.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just feel like I ought to have
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: that suit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know, maybe y'all ought to, don't get together
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 9: figure out how to get this suit.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: So I ain't gonna be right without that suit. If
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: I don't what suit? Is gonna say that?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: Because if you because if I bring the suit, I'm
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: thinking you're talking about, it might not be what you want, which.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: You want them to be specific?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he want elf suit? Is what does
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: he wanting? I swear he feel to get a Christmas
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: cussing up in here? Did he just call me a elf?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: I didn't call you a l when you said you
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 6: can't live without that suit? That went about time. Hell,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 6: but let's get that f suit and you need to
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: get to work. Damn sure, ain't gonna get Santa Claus suit.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: The Times suit?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: How about that alleuid that loud to that great one?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: That great one. They don't make that in your side.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: They make it in my side. I stopped that. What's wrong?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: What what size you think they come in?
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  Speaker 10: He said?
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  Speaker 2: Forty two? Forty two?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 10: Uh?
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  Speaker 6: Record is simple size. That's the same thing that fits
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 6: the mannequin, the dummy in the window. Yeah, that's what
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: they make.
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  Speaker 12: Call it.
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  Speaker 6: The models wear the same size. So side madels forty
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: two long, I'm forty eight real all right? Grown man's side.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show time. Now, guys, for a rounded,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: would you rather would you rather you and your wife
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: share a bathroom or bed?
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  Speaker 7: Mad?
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  Speaker 2: We gotta share.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Anywhere?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: Now, that's not a good We cannot share a man,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 6: that's out the question. Hell, I had to go to
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 6: a whole nother room or something.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Hold on, a lot of married couples share bathroom.
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  Speaker 12: I had to go.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: I'd be in the whole nother damn room.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 7: Uh huh?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: And what argie? No, she talks all your products on
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: my side. That's why all her.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: Problem everything, make up all this. Wow, I'm finisha. Put
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: my stuff and then she want to talk all the time.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 6: I'm in the bathroom. Shut the door, Quit opening the door.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 7: Why this?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: Why do you lock the door? Because I don't want
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: nobody in here?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Would you rather public displays of affection? Would you rather
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: just be only affectionate in private?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Both?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: I can't pick the one. I ain't the public on
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: the other. If you, oh, well, then I gotta have
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: it in private.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: There right, Yeah, you had to pick there you go.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: As soon as they shut this dose. You know you've
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: been looking all good today.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 6: I'm finna show you something soon, all right?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Would you rather eight hours of uninterrupted sleep or eight hours.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: On a new beach?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: I didn't understand.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Would you rather eight hours just uninterrupted sleep, just eight
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: hours of some good, good sleep, or would you rather
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: eight hours on a new beach?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: He beat?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 6: Take me to the new beach. I ain't gonna sleep
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 6: eight hours, No, damn. We might as well be able
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: to see something. The only problem is, I've been to
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: two new beaches. I wouldn't know, but I've been to
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: two new beaches. You know what I've discovered. Everybody on
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 6: the new beach don't need to be on the damn
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 6: new day. I've never seen nobody on the new beach
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: where I went ever, I ever, everybody I've seen.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: On the new beach need to put their damn clothes on.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Take then down up, including you were you were you?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: No, I wasn't new.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 6: I was on I was on a cruise ship one
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: time and you and one of the excursions was to
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: go to the beach. You go to the new beach.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: It was in a guila or something like that. And
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 6: they had a wall, a little short wall about two
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 6: feet and I said, right next to the wall, because
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: I wanted to be over there by the new side.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 6: Everybody want all the people on that side. I was
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: just holding it, just got something, man, what nothing?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: That's today's around. Would you rather coming up? In forty
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: nine minutes after we'll close out the show. It's our
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: last break of the day. Right after this, you're listening
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Morning show. All right, guys, here we are, our last
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: break of the day.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: Is here in my mind?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: What you doing?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Don I don't know.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: I'm just doing that, stuck on that up.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Just do it, just go ahead, don't quit do it again?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 6: No, you know, I'm just trying to feel that what
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 6: what would you do? Would you rather was? Would you
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 6: rather be lead sing on a Christmas song? Or the
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: lead in the Christmas movie? I don't even really know
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 6: no Christmas movies, but I don't I can't be the Alpha.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 6: I can't be Rudolph, you know, Wizard of Nothing like.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: That was on the other night, The Wizard of I
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: don't even know what.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: They be doing.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: I had to watch it when it came out, but
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: I never really enjoyed The Wizard of Ours. You know,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: I just one of your.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 6: Favorite movies of all all time? You know how you
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 6: got to be mentally to like The Wizard of ours
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 6: favorite movies of all kind of depressed ass.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: You've had a beautiful childhood got bad and apartment that was.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: Moncus is too much in the movie that I can't.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Talk about, which, well, well, I like the Wiz, let's
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: go with that.
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  Speaker 2: I was never really that. It wasn't much of a
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: whole movie. Guy, I just didn't.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: But you do love old songs, you know.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: My focus was somewhere else.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 6: When I was growing up, man, Yeah, my focus I
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 6: was thinking of I kept trying to figure it out.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: I didn't know that I could have prayed about it
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 6: and made it a lot easier for myself. So I
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 6: was spending all my time thinking about it, wearing about it.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: But you had a praying mother, though, Steve.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 6: You know that's I'm telling you right now. I'm the
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 6: result of her praying. Because how I made it through
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 6: sometimes I don't even know, because this show wasn't me.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 6: I was dead making a series of dumb assion.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: People do that when they're young. You know, that's what
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: you do when you figure it out. You make me
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: back to back to back to back. Because we weren't
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: listening to anything. Our parents told us.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: Look where you're at now?
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: You did?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you keep on You're gonna beat somebody one day,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: keep on, keep on. Sure you're funny with that, say
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: that all the time. Yeah, And I believe you will Steve.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 7: You can make.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: If you wouldn't standing amok, I believe you would have
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: been leasting in a group though.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 9: I mean if you was doing like a Christmas special,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 9: just you singing, what would your outfit look like?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: And you come out and hit them?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 12: Note?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: What would you look like?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 6: Oh dog, I'd have a red sequence jacket, green sequence paints.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: The visual.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 6: I got the white leather boots, white shirt okay, with
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 6: green and red sparkling ruffles on it, with the cuff
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 6: sticking out under the jacket trimmed in green glittle.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Sounds like a tall elf.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Or you have a hat war.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: Dreaming of a wide.
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  Speaker 13: Christmas There he told me to tr rupper bump bum.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: Just a spot be and my droll.
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  Speaker 3: The album side the nine is cold, All.
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  Speaker 13: All these brides, yes, nuts roasting old.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: And open fire.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Can you get your boy.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: Jack Frost, Jack Frost nipping at your Utah cows?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 7: Being so.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 12: Father?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: Did you get that song?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Dressed up like s Schimo. Yes, oh every body.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: Nont know about Christmas. Boy this boy throw throw what
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: you're saying the first Noel.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Silver Bell, Brooks Binton.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: Soon it will be.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: Christmas nigh high. Whoa Lord give me still give me
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  Speaker 2: another one.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Jingle bells, jangle jangle bell.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: Oh jing go all of the way, all the way,
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  Speaker 2: ah and all one folk.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: What fun we haven't with our hood back on the
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: one horse over.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: See, joint to the world, Joy to the world.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: The Lord has it's cool letter Yeah, come on we
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: see come on now, oh key call me here now
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: I said here, Now.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: That's what it's all about.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, y'all have a great one to team closing them
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  Speaker 6: because I was on the war, but I feel better now.
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