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It's Going Up on a Tuesday Oatmeal Makes a Special Appearance - 12.12.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all bag all
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  Speaker 1: just like theming buck bus things. And it's touble y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Do me true good at Steve Hay listening to me
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  Speaker 1: to each other for stoo bar quickly to listen money.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you join? Yeah? Yeah, by joining with me?
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  Speaker 1: Honey said, do got you turn in a go a
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn to turn turn lovey got the turn
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  Speaker 1: out to turn want to go? Come? Come on you
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  Speaker 1: a show? Well a good morning everybody you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me na one and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. I have something and
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  Speaker 1: it's so describes how I was living. It's so captures
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  Speaker 1: the feelings that I had about beginning on the pathway
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  Speaker 1: of my dreams. It's so describes how I felt when
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  Speaker 1: I was about to attempt something. And I have some
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  Speaker 1: striking news for you. It describes often how I feel
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  Speaker 1: still today to a degree. So let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: what that is. And I know what's happened to a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people. Here's an analogy that I um. I've
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  Speaker 1: heard a couple of different ways, but I've kind of,
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  Speaker 1: you know, fixed it around to where I can drink
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  Speaker 1: it better, and I think it fits my personality to
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  Speaker 1: describe it to people best this way. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: was I was talking. I've talked often about the urgency
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  Speaker 1: of doing something with your life, of of getting started today,
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  Speaker 1: of stopping the procrastination and putting it off, and waiting
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  Speaker 1: on all your ducks to line up in a row,
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  Speaker 1: and waiting until the stars aligned themselves. If if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't on such a thing, you're you're You're never gonna
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  Speaker 1: get started. I don't really I don't know too many
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  Speaker 1: people who can say that all the ducks just lined
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  Speaker 1: up in a row. Things happen. Things happen even when
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  Speaker 1: you get them lined up. One of the ducks get
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  Speaker 1: out of line, or somebody knock over the domino, or
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  Speaker 1: something happens. But here's here's here's here's here's the point
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting at. God has so many blessings available to you,
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  Speaker 1: you who's listening. God has so many blessings available to
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  Speaker 1: you from where you are right now. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what you've gotten yourself into or what you've done. God
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  Speaker 1: has so many blessings that he can send your way,
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  Speaker 1: But you have to do something. See a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people just sit around and go Man, I don't as
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  Speaker 1: something always happening to you. You're always getting a break,
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  Speaker 1: You're always doing this, you always do Man, don't nothing
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  Speaker 1: come my way. Listen to me. If nothing ever comes
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  Speaker 1: your way, you know why that is. It's because you're
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  Speaker 1: not doing anything. I promise you you're not. See. Here's
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  Speaker 1: a deal. God has all these blessings he wants to
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  Speaker 1: send you, but you got to give him something to
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  Speaker 1: work with. Now, come on, you have to give God
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  Speaker 1: something to work with. God will bless you. God can
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  Speaker 1: touch people's hearts on your behalf, He can move situations
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  Speaker 1: around for you. He can align the stars. He can
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  Speaker 1: set the ducks up in the road. But align the
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  Speaker 1: stars and move people around, and touch people's hearts and
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  Speaker 1: set the ducks up in the road. For what based
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  Speaker 1: on what have you put forth? Any effort? Have you
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  Speaker 1: made a single step in any direction to do the
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  Speaker 1: right thing or go the right way? That gives him
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  Speaker 1: something to put his finger on. Come on, man, God
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  Speaker 1: can only bless you according to your faith. If you
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  Speaker 1: have a little bit of faith, give him that, Let
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  Speaker 1: him work with that. He can do that, you know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't always start with these speeches. You're here in
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  Speaker 1: the morning now. I ain't always had these. I grew
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  Speaker 1: to these. I stumbled my way to these. I messed
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  Speaker 1: up my way to these here. I got it wrong
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  Speaker 1: so many times to be able to sound like I
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  Speaker 1: got some sense. I said it often. Failure is a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful teacher. Do you know how many times I have
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  Speaker 1: had to have failed to have what I have in
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  Speaker 1: my head today. I'm telling you, man, it's a process.
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  Speaker 1: People get mad at the process. You got to do
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  Speaker 1: something to give God something to work with. He'll bless you.
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  Speaker 1: But what you want me to bless if you ain't
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  Speaker 1: putting forth any effort, any effort, if you just sit
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  Speaker 1: down and start. I got a book coming out, I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you, man, that's going to really explain this thoroughly. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Where you can get blessed from whoever you are in
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  Speaker 1: your life, wherever your starting point is, wherever you find
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  Speaker 1: yourself wound up you can get you can get it
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  Speaker 1: back from. Now. I've done it, man, by the grace
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  Speaker 1: of God, I've done it. I I got got over. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I learned some things along the way because here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: As long as God keeps waking you up in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: he ain't through with you yet. When he's done, you're done.
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  Speaker 1: But if God still has a plan for you you
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  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, He's still got some more
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  Speaker 1: work for you to do. You wake up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
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  Speaker 1: God wants from you, would love to have from you,
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  Speaker 1: and he can work with you, man, if you just
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  Speaker 1: walk towards him a little bit. So here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's hard for the average person to start
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  Speaker 1: because the fear of the unknown is incredible. What if
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  Speaker 1: I failed? What if I don't get picked? You know,
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  Speaker 1: one of the hardest things I ever did was walking
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  Speaker 1: in to quit my job. Oh man, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you about that day when I decided that I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a full time comedian after winning an amateur
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  Speaker 1: night one time. Quitting your job, following your dream, going
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  Speaker 1: forward despite all the nay says, it's like stepping off
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  Speaker 1: a cliff. It's like actually just walking off the edge
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  Speaker 1: of a lift, hoping, hoping. Now not really knowing, but
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  Speaker 1: hoping hoping is the bad basis of faith. I stepped
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  Speaker 1: off that cliff, hoping that my parachute would open and
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  Speaker 1: allow me to drift down. See, I've never sky dived before,
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  Speaker 1: but I would imagine part of the thrill. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't know this because I'm not going to sky dive
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  Speaker 1: to find out. I think part of the thrill for
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  Speaker 1: people is the danger part of throwing yourself out a
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  Speaker 1: plane and how it feels to be free falling, but
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  Speaker 1: the whole time they're free falling, having this exhilarating, over
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  Speaker 1: the top moment. You have got to believe, in your
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  Speaker 1: heart of hearts, you have got the hope with everything
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  Speaker 1: in you that when you pull this cord the shoot
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  Speaker 1: opens or else. This ain't a good move at all.
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  Speaker 1: But you've packed your shoot yourself, You've taken the lessons,
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  Speaker 1: so you go ahead and you make the leap. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the only thing about quitting your job and following your
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  Speaker 1: dream is you ain't really been trained all that good
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  Speaker 1: for this, and you aren't really You didn't pack your shoot,
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  Speaker 1: but you ain't never opened it before. So I walked
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  Speaker 1: off this cliff, That's what it was like. And you
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  Speaker 1: following your dream is like you're walking off a cliff. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something here's the part where people
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  Speaker 1: don't never make the jump. They see somebody like myself
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  Speaker 1: who jumped off the cliff, and the and and the past.
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  Speaker 1: You don't open right away. And I hit a couple
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  Speaker 1: of rocks on the way down. I got my back
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  Speaker 1: cut up pretty bad. I got my clothes ripped off.
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  Speaker 1: They see that three years living in a car, man,
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  Speaker 1: he got in life toe down jumping off that cliff.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't jumping off that cliff. But see what you
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  Speaker 1: don't understand is you don't you don't know it. But
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  Speaker 1: eventually the shoot will open, and I'm at the parachute
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  Speaker 1: opening part of my life, man, where the shooting open
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  Speaker 1: and I'm drifting and I'm able to go over to Paris,
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  Speaker 1: guide my shoote over to Paris and glide. I've I've
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  Speaker 1: glided over to Africa and seen what it looked like.
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  Speaker 1: It's a slow ride down when the pass shute finally
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  Speaker 1: open or and my back then hill too, and the
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  Speaker 1: cuts that I had on me, I remember now I
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  Speaker 1: know how to stay away from the edge. But the
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  Speaker 1: paraschute then opened, and I'm enjoying my life for the
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  Speaker 1: first time. I'm gliding, but I got hit up against
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  Speaker 1: the rock. I can see more. I get a chance
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  Speaker 1: to see more things. I get to glide and see
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  Speaker 1: more parts of the world. I'm living my dream. The
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  Speaker 1: pass shote open. Your pass shoote is gonna open. But
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing for sure, it will never
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  Speaker 1: open if you don't step off that cliff. You got
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  Speaker 1: to step off that cliff, got to get the pass
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  Speaker 1: shoote open for you. But you got the jump. Baby.
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  Speaker 1: That's the hard part, ain't it. No question is ended
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  Speaker 1: this story right here today. When you're jumping, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  Speaker 1: people all around the world. My name is Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's of little importance when you talk about the
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  Speaker 1: is because it is comprised of several key members. Without
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  Speaker 1: these key members, that would be no Steve Harvey Show.
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  Speaker 1: Let's give credit where credit is due, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: This is dem Sherley is on vacation. Shirley likes vacation.
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  Speaker 1: Jay was running late today. Jay called Sirley to tell Shelly.
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  Speaker 1: Shelly told Jay call somebody who called on vacation. These
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  Speaker 1: are the people that I work around on the daily basis.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Junior Morning, Everybody I started wrong. Ladies
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  Speaker 1: If you open your show one more time, Dawn, damn commercial,
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  Speaker 1: The food nephew taught me you ain't in the building
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  Speaker 1: on the stick. Here we go, Here we go. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't say nothing yesterday because I was too damn hurt.
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  Speaker 1: I've been hurt with the Browns all season. But for
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  Speaker 1: the ass to be up fourteen and lose it overtime,
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  Speaker 1: I really, man, That's all I wanted to say. You
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  Speaker 1: know football, I don't know it. You know it? How
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  Speaker 1: did the Brown coach his job and cabinet don't have
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  Speaker 1: a job. That's all I don't know. I I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you I don't know if we if we
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  Speaker 1: had Colin Kaepernick playing running back, strong safety, if you
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  Speaker 1: just had him on the field somewhere, it would make
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  Speaker 1: me think we was trying to do something. They fired
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  Speaker 1: the GM though Cleveland Brown's fired Sashi Brown. The Browns
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  Speaker 1: fire the Brown He was the VP of operations. Well
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  Speaker 1: that's because now they're talking about his trade options, his
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  Speaker 1: the way he's running the football operations. How we passed
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  Speaker 1: on the Seawan Watson we had him. I thought we
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  Speaker 1: had a chance at Whist one year, passed on Wis.
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  Speaker 1: Hugh Jackson gets to keep his job. I think for
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  Speaker 1: another year of the head coach. I think I ain't
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  Speaker 1: They ain't, No necessar said. Somebody asked, got to go.
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  Speaker 1: The Browns is leading. They're doing end zone celebrations. They're
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  Speaker 1: wearing sunglasses, taking pictures. I mean like they've been winning
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  Speaker 1: all damn year. I went, man, y'all show, y'all show.
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  Speaker 1: Don't look like y'all bothered about this fourteen in a row.
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  Speaker 1: It's y'all gritting fault zero. Yeah, that was their best chance.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they need Jay Anthony Brown. The funny coming up
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  Speaker 1: at thirty two after you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Something funny. It's time, Junior, truth be told. The feeling.
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  Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna talk about from go ahead
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  Speaker 1: first of the truth and Mont. Everybody just wanted to know.
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  Speaker 1: It's Champ. Thank you is here? Please give me my
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  Speaker 1: justest do I'm sorry? Yeah, you want me talking about
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  Speaker 1: morning Junior? Truthy toe? No, truth to Champ is in come, man.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't know we were still your own
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  Speaker 1: this lst it's the lost stilling the fect. You might move, don't.
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  Speaker 1: But Junior, you realize the race was last Wednesday. I
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  Speaker 1: don't give a damn window race six days back. I'm
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  Speaker 1: really starting to field for Terming right now. Good No,
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  Speaker 1: he should not have lost because I'm gonna tell you
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  Speaker 1: right now time, truthy toe. You just need to do
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  Speaker 1: something else. You don't not here about you? Trade meal?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, okay, now you bet not. I've been not
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  Speaker 1: here about you on the tread, on the tal croche
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  Speaker 1: and might be good. You might do that, really, pat
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  Speaker 1: me in croche and Badminton might be something you might
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  Speaker 1: be good at. You might want to up pitching pennies.
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  Speaker 1: Pitching pennies. I was good at that now we hear
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  Speaker 1: about you want to tread me. I ran six point
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  Speaker 1: fives a day. I ran, didn't stop all that tender winks.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if he could do tinder winks, not
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  Speaker 1: thrown back Tintley dodge ball, any of that dodge ball.
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  Speaker 1: I was pretty good. I could get out to way.
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  Speaker 1: So you say I don't like God, work work, wife?
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  Speaker 1: Where my papers? Though? We got a divorce? Dad, You
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  Speaker 1: owe me five dollars. I paid Steve five dollars for
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  Speaker 1: that little race with your Yeah, you could have watched
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  Speaker 1: this on land. So what I mean? Want to let him?
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  Speaker 1: No man? Shout out to Let me get a shout
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  Speaker 1: out to Jake Kennedy. Jay Kennedy just got out of
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  Speaker 1: the hospital. He had six cells. I did it for you, Champ.
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  Speaker 1: You still you're there? Boy? Crisis over? Feel good? Jake?
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  Speaker 1: What's his name? J Kennedy? Jake Kennedy? What's up? Boy?
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  Speaker 1: He out man? Steve Harved talked to you Ja Yeah Strong,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know you know how Armstrong had that
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  Speaker 1: little strong bracelet? What could you come up with similar? Like?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I ain't This ain't a joke either, I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about really how what could you come up with
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  Speaker 1: to kind of encourage people that's going through the disease.
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  Speaker 1: You're going you know what, that's a good idea. That's
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  Speaker 1: a great Listen. I'm gonna think on that. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna have something for you tomorrow because you need to
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  Speaker 1: do something, you know, like I'm not I'm saying something
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  Speaker 1: like sickle strong, something like something real fast. I know
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  Speaker 1: you can come with something real, real fast. See did there?
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  Speaker 1: Who heard you? You gotta wait for Yeah? Shut up, Jake, Jake, this,
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  Speaker 1: shut up? This, shut up? What you're gonna do with?
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  Speaker 1: Throw the rocket? That was a sniper that boy I
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  Speaker 1: talked about. That was a good one. Fat even there, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe. Do you know how many turtles was hurt?
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  Speaker 1: As just slowly went back in their shell. But Junior,
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  Speaker 1: do you think it's time to let it go? Though?
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  Speaker 1: You talking? Not all the trash he was talking. Remember
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  Speaker 1: remember this, Carling, I'm gonna run all the six cell
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  Speaker 1: at your as. Remember that you remember that call. Remember
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  Speaker 1: that he's gonna run the sick cell. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: remember that. You ain't say nothing damn when he said
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  Speaker 1: that he has got a foot further up this crack.
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  Speaker 1: Remember Remember that. Remember, and now weren't reversed it you
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  Speaker 1: try to run the sicker sale out of his as
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  Speaker 1: he didn't push about two pounds of sicker sale up. Yoga.
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  Speaker 1: You remember telling me on the treadmill, calling me out,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, joll you with your little pot better itself?
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  Speaker 1: Remember that? Do you remember that? I don't nobody remember
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  Speaker 1: all that. As soon as I win, everybody ain't had enough.
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  Speaker 1: Hell now, Junior, don't look like a runner to me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: remember that. I can give you all the hold on
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  Speaker 1: you apart on that treadmill. Hold on, let me tell you.
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  Speaker 1: When he told nobody, he said, see, but people snitch
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  Speaker 1: on you when they look when they find out your
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  Speaker 1: little everybody want to talk to the chance. Yeah, cat
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  Speaker 1: Dog say called him. Said, yeah, I'm gonna get stched
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  Speaker 1: by a yoga trainer because I'm I'm gonna run all
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  Speaker 1: Julia's ass gonna tighten up first. But cat Dog turned
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  Speaker 1: on it. Uh, you know he might be down, but
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  Speaker 1: that's the best time to kick a man. Why we
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  Speaker 1: Why would you wait till he's up to kick? I'm
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  Speaker 1: with that with when you kick, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: When you kick a man when you're down, He can't
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  Speaker 1: get out to Wait, he can't get out hard to
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  Speaker 1: kick somebody standing. You don't want to miss let him
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  Speaker 1: get down, wait till he can off? Why would let
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  Speaker 1: go by? Now? You know? Yeah? How to fight go? No,
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  Speaker 1: but I know we have done though, we have curb
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  Speaker 1: Tommy's enthusiasm for race challenges. That's that's over, you think,
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  Speaker 1: so that's over. You want to the rematch? The rematch?
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  Speaker 1: He is open for your time with the browns and losses. Right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: why don't sound like this was a week ago. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it's still staining. You left some steaks in the
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  Speaker 1: cornival week It still wow, Junior? You know what, the
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  Speaker 1: whole carbine car and the stink could actually be contained
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  Speaker 1: to the corner, but Junior is fanning it around the
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  Speaker 1: room and spreading it up. And you know what, he
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  Speaker 1: ain't then yet. He ain't went home yet and faced
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  Speaker 1: his boys yet. Though, that's what it's gonna What do
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  Speaker 1: you need his I have a challenge when we come
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  Speaker 1: back right after you're listening to morning show, all right,
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  Speaker 1: so coming out at the top of the hour and
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  Speaker 1: saying we'll be here with today's national headlines. We'll talk
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  Speaker 1: about the huge election happening in Alabama. But right now,
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  Speaker 1: net for you? What you got change for running that prank? Back?
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  Speaker 1: Run the frank back, I said, Jane, Un, you have
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  Speaker 1: to stop saying God about that. What is it? Pull up?
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  Speaker 1: Pull up that prank, Pull up that pank, because that's
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  Speaker 1: what he did. He pulled up. Hop. Yeah, use that
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  Speaker 1: running and keep using the word running. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: know I'm doing a play the print. Maybe it's because
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: my name is Temmy and it sounds like maybe that's
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: what it is. I don't know. Jay is kind of
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: torn out. That's a toe. That's your friend, though, the
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: prank alleged. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach your Gina.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Please speaking, Hello, yeah speaking, This is Regina. Okay, hey, uh,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: you did a bachelor party for me and my boys,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: like about two weeks ago. Okayan, Sean remember Sean? Yes? Yes, okay,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: now listen when you you were doing a lot of
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: lap dances at night? You remember that? Yes? So how
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: did you get my number? Can I help you? Neither
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: party done? I mean, what do you need? Okay, well
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: now no, it ain't nothing like that. I'm saying. You know,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: you're just a lot of lap dances, do you remember that. Yes, okay,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: we'll listen. You know that night I was at the party,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: you did some lap dances for me. But okay, what
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you was that the lap dances
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: you had did was the lap dances with ten dollars?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Am I right right? You will be correct? Yes, okay,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: ten dollar? But I accidentally I thought I gave you
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: a ten dollar bill when I really gave you a
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Okay, you know I need actually what the
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: reason why I called you was. I'm trying to I'm
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: trying to get that you know, I'm trying to get
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: that ninety dollars back. Wait a minute, let me ask
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: you something. First of all, how did you get my number? Well,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: the dude that um who was doing who's doing that
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: through the you know, the guy that hooked y'all up
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: as far as doing the bachelor Billy Billy, the ones
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: that got y'all to to come and do the bachelorte party.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to, you know, tell you is is
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: that I got the number from him, Okay, okay, and
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: he told me that I could call you and try
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: to just talk to you about it. Okay, And you
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: want me, I gave you, I had tipped you. I
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: was I was really going to pay you ten dollars,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: but it was a hundred dollar bill. So what the
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: reason what I'm saying to you is that I want
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: to get the other ninety dollars back. I'm not giving
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: you no damn manety dollars. Excuse me, I'm not giving
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: you your damn ninety dollars gold on, wait a minute, Oh,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I don't even think you understand. I wasn't trying to
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: give you all that money at one time. I need
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: to get the money back from you. I understand dollars.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: That's it. The other money that I was blown to beat.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I ain't get my change back from you. I don't
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: give you change back that night A dollars a damn tip.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not giving me bag do Nobody will be giving
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: you no damn hundred dollars at one. That's wrong with you.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not giving no domine donars down. Then you should
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: what what you was doing, because it should gonna give
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: me my money. Got I already told you I wasn't
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: even trying to give you this money. I wouldn't try
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: to give I was trying to give you ten dollars.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to give you. I'm not
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: your damn thing back. You're not getting nothing you should be.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want your wife and your kids. Hey, lady, listen,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: you don't even understand what what's going on right here.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Let me you should have been up. I wasn't trying
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: to one of money is trying to get you no money.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: This a misunderstanding. I mean, now, look, I'm already saying
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I was giving tens, but not get that belonged to me.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting you know, you're calling me working me up.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: You're not as I'm not giving it. I'm gonna give
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: you a tip, but I ain't getting you know, ninety
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: dollars you did you got having you ain't. Lady. Look,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna city and going to go aheady with
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: with you all this. Look, I want to get my
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: ninety dollars back from you. Know, First of all, if
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: you called me letting one more time, I'm gonna come
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: find you and kick your talking. Of all, I'm like
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: give you know down milly dollars back for the tip
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: you should have known the first plays, Like I said,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: keep home that sign on the rail I ain't trying
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: to go back and forth with you. I was. I'm
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: saying is it's been a mistake. I wasn't trying to
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: give you no hundred dollars all right, dollars, that was
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: a mistake. I just want my money back, and nobody
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: tricking with you giving my money back. I'm not giving
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: you a death thing back. I'm not giving me day.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: That's your problem. You didn't go home and tell your
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: life what you did with the ext dollars, just trying
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: to get your I told you I want twenty dollars
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: given the simons, come t me, Come Sam it is
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: and you don't never matters that come Thomas, if you
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: know you're not trying to get your ninety dollars. I
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: don't want my money from you. What I want? You want?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: How don't you don't you keep from ahead? I was
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: when you cut my random me do I'm nning dollars
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: that you that one? Where are you gonna a need
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: my ninety dollars? You know does not ask me that? No,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: not giving you no Lenny down, thank you for a
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: damn kill you ain't you you got you don't give me,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: You don't give me my night hot. You're gonna do that.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: You're coming here for them? Well you won't let change that.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: You get my phone? Why Tom catch you? You said
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: call me with it? I got want more thing I
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: want to tell you. You listen to me. Listen to
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: your one? Are you listen to me? I want more
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: things I need to say to you, little kiss. I
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: got one more fing I need to say to you.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Are you listening to kill? Don't call me with that?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Say listen to you. I'm killing. Do what you got
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: to say? You can kids? Right? I said, I want
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: more things to say to you. Are you what you
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: got to say? That is? Which is it? Nephew? Call
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: me from the Steve harp and mart and you just
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: gotta prank by your girl? Frank? Who is this? Hello? Helloy?
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: That makes you get your killed? I'm gonna cutting you
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: in all right, baby? Alight that be good? That is
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: changed for a hunt. It's all I'm talking about. Telling
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: me pranking this is all time and doing just that prank. Yeah,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: run that prank. I mean keep seeing that, pull that
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: prank up. My calling will be this next to me
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: and throwing these punches. You'll be that close to call
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: the segment what it is. It's running that prank back
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: and what you need to hand over there. They don't
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: call no shots. He don't call no prank shots. You're
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: listening to the stow. Today's election day in Alabama. You
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: know what, You know what, I really do want to
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: implore people to get out and vote, please, But you
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: know it's up to you. It's up to you if
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: you don't care. President Obama kept talking about these types
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: of elections for eight years. He kept talking about these
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: type of elections, how important they are, you know, the
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: importance to Roy Moore, to the Republican calls, to the
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: conservative calls. And it's not so much of that, you
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: know what, man, let me just speak on this honest.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I understand the conservative calls. Some of their causes are good,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: some of them are not. Some of the Democratic causes
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: are good, some of them are not. I get it now.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: When you talk about Democrats and conservatives on that side
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: of the host, there are good people on each side
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: of the host. The thoughts and the values are a
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: little bit shaded and quite different when you look at it.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: So I don't have a problem with that. Here's why
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I draw the line when you put party over your values.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Here is a conservative party who preaches values, who has
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: ran this whole thing about values. Now here's a man
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: with several children, people who were children at the time,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: coming out saying he approached them in an inappropriate way.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Here's a man who was for a fact, band from
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: a mall. As can't go to the mall, come on that,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: But you can't go to the mall, but you come
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: to the Senate. It's just something is something is wrong here.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: If you are call yourself a party of values, but
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: if it's more important to see this man in the
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Senate so Donald Trump's agenda can go forward, that's that's
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: a sad, sad state that we've reached. Where Okay, you
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: can't overlook Frankin's faults, which and I don't think you should,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: but you can't overlook his faults, but you could overlook
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: the presidents and you can overlook Roy Moore. Now, something
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: ain't jibing here, Something ain't jiving. You heard the president
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: say what he said. You heard it. You heard it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: You heard him make you saw him make fun of
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: disabled people. You saw it. You heard him called the
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: NFL player sums of bitches. You heard it. Okay, here
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: in the White House. Al Franken did what he did.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: He's got to reside, got it, but to vote this
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: man in under the allegations that he's under. And I'm
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: not saying one thing is worse than the other. But
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what though, when you start messing around
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: with kids, that look, man, two grown people having the
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: conversation and the dude say something inappropriate that ain't cool.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I got that. But dog man, you had the same
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: conversation with a kid, hold up partner, a sixteen year old,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: a fifteen year old. If you had the same conversation
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: that a man can lose his job for having with
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: a grown woman, if you can keep your job, and
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: you just had that same damn conversation with some kids. Man,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, somebody I'm wrong. Come on, Alabama, on Alabama,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: y'all got that you have to vote today. This is
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: a man who said that when America was great again
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: was during slavery. That ignorant as mess right there, manie.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: He said that, I know we had slavery, but our
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: country had direction and values. Yeah, you had direction. We
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: had over here working like we were animals for no pay.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: You call that direction? Come on, man, Get out of him,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Get out of him. Man. You gotta be kidding. The
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: sad thing is this could go down in Alabama. I
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: don't know how it will feel. Get out and vote,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Get out and vote. Steve want you introduced mess saying
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: right now, ladies and gentlemen, here she is our voice
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: of reason. In fact, no fake news here, miss and Tripp.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. This is a trip with the news. Well.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: A man who police they deployed an explosive device in
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: New York City's Port Authority Ternal yesterday injuring himself and
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: three other people, was originally from Bangladesh. White House spokesperson
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Sarah Huckaby Sanders says the incident may have been prevented
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: if President Trump's immigration policies were in effect. This attack
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: underscores the need for Congress to work with the President
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: on immigration reforms that enhance our national security and public safety.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: We must protect our borders, we must ensure the individuals
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: entering our country are not coming to do harm to
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: our people, and we must move to a merit based
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: system of immigration. Twenty seven year old Kayed Allah came
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: to the U S seven years ago by way of
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: so called chain migration that provides visas for family members
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: of US residents or citizens. That's something the president wants
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: to end. Three women who previously accused Donald Trump was
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: sexual harassment went on NBC's Megan Kelly Show yesterday. One
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: of them for Miss American contestants, Samantha Holvey, says she
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: was extremely disappointed by the results of last year's election.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Heartbreaking last year when we all, you know, we're private citizens,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: and for us to put ourselves out there to try
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: and show America who this man is and especially how
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: he views women, and for them to say we don't care,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: it was it hurt. Speaking of elections, yes, with Stephen,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: they were talking about voters in Alabama go to the
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: polls today to pick a U. S Senate replacement for
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: US Attorney General Jeff Sessions. Republican candidate Roy Moore is
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: an accused child molester or racist. That's apparently better than
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: being a Democrat though to evangelical Christians, and according to
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: President Trump, who taped a robot call to support him,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I need Alabama to go votes to Roy Mooret. The
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Democrat Doug Jones, who was supported by many people, including
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: NBA great Charles Barkley, who's been down there campaign for him.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: He prosecuted the klansman who planted the bomb in the
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: sixte Street Baptist church that killed four little black girls.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: To Jones, is the prosecuted on that sad news. Pioneering
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Black journalist Simeon Booker has died at age ninety nine.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: The award winning newsman was the first full time African
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: reporter for the Washington Post. He said he left after
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: two years because his colleagues on the Washington Post wouldn't
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: even sit next to him for lunch. He was Washington
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Bureau chief, later for Jet and Ebbity magazines for decades,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: about forty years. He's credited with bringing the horrific story
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: of fortune year old Emmett Tills murder to the nation.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Simmey and Booker died Sunday in Solomon's, Maryland and once
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: again was ninety nine years old. Finally, today National Dingling
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Day and National Unmentionable Day. We'll be back twenty minutes
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: after the hour with you, Gean the Butterfly. Stay tuned
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay, Time for you
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: to introduce the butterfly, and then Steve introduced you. I
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: don't know how this order. I'm not getting involved with
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: it anymore. Go ahead, Jack, Do you know the butterfly?
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Because I do? I do? I do? I do? I
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: do know the butterfly? Do you know the butterfly? Because
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I do? I do? I do? I do? I do
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I do? I do too, I know the butterfly. I
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: do who too? I often wonder why I do too?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I know the butterfly, and wonder why the butterfly? Good morning,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I'll never getting to get in. Good morning everyone, Steve
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: and Tommy Junior, Carla j Anthony Brown. Get money to everyone.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Very very good, Stephen, we're getting down to the nuts
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: and boltsape everything. I really need you to hurt and
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: give me some money for the for the Christmas party
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: because I don't have a budget and I'm trying to
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: do it by this Friday for everyone to come. Um,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I could do it for thirty five hundred Christmas party,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: but anybody, so, Stephen, could you could you possibly um
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: a lot met for how many people? I account the
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: staff like ten? Well, I can't do that in you
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Let's I know, I got the money. So I'm just thinking,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: if he give me the money'm gonna get some Swedish meat.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Bo I'm gonna get some some of those little sasagges
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: that they have wanted the two picks in them. Get
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: something house and I'm gonna get some what else? This
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: just all meat, some hot dolls I got, no, but
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: just just the meat. That's three hundred person. You talk
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: about some hot dollars and meat balls, but we could
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: for three hundred and we could do some steaks. Now
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: we could steaks people. You you get a whole back
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: of legg water. But I mean, I mean, I don't mind.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: You are making suggestions on different things. I could change
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: alter it. But we have had hundred dollars. That's a lot.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Where's the egg? No, where in the cookry. We're gonna
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: get the egg. Now We're gonna have a lot of drinks.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm just resting meat. I'm not about the meat.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: You gotta have a meat going out, and that's what
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm gonna have a Smorggish board of meat. Stephen,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: you're gonna give the butterfly thirty five hundred dollars since
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: you're talking to me Carl, absolutely nothing. You couldn't say
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: nothing to me. And I'm standing right here and I
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: ain't studying you calling no, no single dollar. Get it
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: from comedy money, butterfly five thousand, get me you're talking
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: about on the race? You want to the comedy root
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: let coming up at thirty four after you're listening to
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: the Steve Morning Show. All right, guys, it's time for
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: comedy route. Let's jay. You want to explain it? Real question,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: very simple, it's very simple. Our comedy ability gets tested
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: every week. Tell you what you do. Give us five subjects.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Put him on a wheel, spend a wheel with a wheel. Stop.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing and we'll do it all right,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Here we go. I got the categories, all right. First one,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I think this eggnog has gone bad. I like that
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: all right. Now that's a thin ass Santa. Next one,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: ho ho ho. Yeah. People don't decorate like they used to.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: And there's nothing under the tree. Let's go spind the
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: whale crystal? What you think on stock? Don't? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know which one. People don't decorate like they used to.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: People don't they don't decorate, decorate. People used to go
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: all out back in the day. Remember the big hot
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: ass light bulbs they used to put on the tree,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: the big one six waters man. You want to you
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: don't have to use heat during the one a time,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: just land up your tree and your whole lit room?
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Was it? Man out like? They don't go all out
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: like they out. Who's one of them lights? Look like
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: a table spoon? Remember, yeah, yeah, I'll tell you why
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: they don't get right like? You know, you can go
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: to the neighborhood and all our houses be lit up,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: stuff all in the yard. Who is the lazy person?
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: That just little bush? Who did that? They just put
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: lights on the bush on They ain't paddy tool and
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: then they go right back in the house. You're about
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: to clap for this. I remember when you used to
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: actually get your tree flocked. Remember that they take the
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: white stuff and spraying on your t You took the
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: time to wait to get your tree flocked. Now they
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: just put a raggedy green tree in the living room
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: and that's it. They don't white tree. What happened to them?
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: A little bit? And reaess that they used to hang
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: in the window with the one candle in the room.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: But it was extric and it flicker and yeah I
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: missed here. We had him in all three of our windows.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah you got an activity scene in your living room.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: But none of the wise man's got hands because it
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: didn't broke all but you don't care and none of
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the none stay. You have no hands. The hands. I'll
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: tell you what. You ever walk into somebody the house
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: for Christmas? You're going over there and you're looking at
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: the Christmas tree and you can see the metal pole
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: in the middle. What why y'all didn't put all the
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: pieces out of him tree? Here? Looking, I can see
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: the treat is so dry. He got no water? What
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: is going on? This trifling Christmas? Christmas? All? Don't little
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: bristles done? You ain't water the lightsest way down ranching
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: where all the silver sickles, little tensils we used to
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: throw all over the tree and making hang And then
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: you take them out one at the time and put
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: them back in the box next year, last one. Remember
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: the Nativity scene that used to get put outside in
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: the yard. Yes, but every time you passed by hood
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Nativity scene you had to explain it to the kids
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: because items was always missing. First of all, the wise
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: men walked because we didn't have the money for the counsels. Secondly,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: we couldn't use a baby Jesus this year because but
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Linda wanted a cabbage patch doll. So that's in the
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: box for her mother. Mary and Joseph is two pictures
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: of Deacon Patterson and Sister porter A. People don't decorate
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: like they used to. It ain't no hay in the main.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: It's just looking like Burlap said, we're gonna have money
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: for their head break. Coming up next. You're listening to
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after we have today's
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: crazy Strawberry letter. But right now, come on, nephew, what
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: you gout prank phone call calling? You know about this
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: and I know about this because my little girls the
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: cheerleading yours is too this right here, bottom of the pyramid.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Oh you know we got a cheer competition this Weekend's
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: that base and that's what it's called a base, right
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: tosses the backspot, bottom of the peer. Your baby can't
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: be the one and thoms, yeah, your baby don't be
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: mad because you know your baby, your baby full love it.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Come on, Jay, what did you say I'm sorry, let's
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: not try that again. The big babies coming all right
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: on the bottom, alright, A little baby can't hold a
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: big baby bottom of the Hello. Hello, Hello, hello, yeah,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: can you hear me? I'm trying to reach sorry Angela
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: on just a second, let me count it down. Okay, Hi,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: who are you trying to reach? I'm trying to reach Angela?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: This is Angela? Oh yeah, this hi angel This is
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Chip Chip. I'm the new camp director for the cheerleading
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: out for the summer. How what can I do for you?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to give you a courtesy call your daughter.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: You got her signed up for four weeks with the camp,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: right yeah? Yeah. This is your guys third year being
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: a part of the camp, yep. And she's really excited.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: She loved coming to the camp and we think it's
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: a great thing for how to be involved in. What's that? Okay?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: You guys just finished the whole cheer leading season? Two?
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Am I right to competition season? Yes? There's coming off
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: of that right right? Okay, Well, we're getting ready for
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: the summer and where everybody's excited about coming out and
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: being a part of what's going on. So here's what
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I wanted to give you a little bit. Like I said,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I'm the new camp director. I was just starting at
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: this job. I got a few notes that that we're
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: given to me about about, so I wanted to give
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: you a call and see if I could talk to
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: you about it. A few notes given to you about Yeah,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: just a couple of notes. I don't think it's anything
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: that we can't make sure it's okay. What kind of note. Well,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: it's been brought from my attention that some of the
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: parents whose daughters are out there as well, there's gonna
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: be there this summer a little concerned about her being
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: on top of the pyramid, that she's uh is getting
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: a little heavy, should she uh wait wait wait wait
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait ho
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: ho ho. You're calling me about some some other peers
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: and said about how big my child is or how
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: much my child? Way is that? What I wanted to
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: let you know was we're gonna put as a a base.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you ain't gonna put no bake. I don't
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: not relicate my money. And what you say your name
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: is Chip? And um, how long have you been the director?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Because I was just up there two weeks ago, and
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: they told me that she was gonna be the same
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: position that she was last year, because that is what worked,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: that's the formation that works. So I don't even know
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: what the world Supposedly that some of the girls are
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: complaining that she's too heavy to hold up. So that's
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: what seems to be the problem in there. They're not
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: getting a strong enough pyramid. And wait a minute, wait
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: a minute, I know well she ain't the just want
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I felt, if you've been myself, my child is not
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: the biggest child I fell women because I would you
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: have not seen these chiles and if somebody so most
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I felt, Okay, hang on a second, Angela, I want
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: you to calm down. Now, anybody's gonna calm down because
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I did not already paid my money. And this is
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: that I'll be talking about what parents, what Nerrison said?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Something is? It? Is it carriss man, I'm not I'm
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: not gonna state who it is, but let's just say
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: it was several Harris has got something to say about
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: my child and her position on the chill leadings chuad,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Because if you ain't gonna fuk up no name, then
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna linerstand what you're calling me about. I'll tell
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you one thing. When she get I fell, I can
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: pay my money. She bet not be on the base.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: She better be in the hour. I guarantee you that.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Right now I've been hanging with nobody said nothing to
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: me about in my way and all that. Okay, Angela,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: can you hear me. I just wanted you to hear
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: me clearly, I haven't seen these young ladies yet. Once
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I see them, I will critique what I think. You
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: don't even need to be calling me because you ain't
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: even seen nothing for you calling me with him. He says,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: she's from some other parents that's been skinny and gritted
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: in my face, and they now wanted to say nothing
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: to me. They have been in my house. We didn't
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: have parties over here with the competition every week end
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: of other day, and they couldn't say nothing to me
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: about my baby. I tell you what, why don't you
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: call your girls on the three way Mr Chill? If
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: you can't call him on the three I got them.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I called him on the three way differ. Okay, Okay,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: look man, all I wanted to do is make you
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: aware of the possibility that she may be Thank you
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: you have made me aware, and I guarantee you that
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: if I bring my big yellow up there and come
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: to the practice, I guarantee you she won't be a
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: face how much you want to be on that, Mr Chill,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Look you're gonna quit holler. I mean, I told you
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I will try to take a look at these girls.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: But I tell you what your thought is gonna be
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: a face or she's gonna be a back support, whichever
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I decide, she's starting to do. Who enough? Do you
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: think you're honing that? Mr Chill? No, that's not how
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: it's gonna go down. As a matter of fact, as
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: effect mischief? Are you at the registration table two days?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I'm here now while people are registering. Let me turn
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: it around. I'll tell you what. I'm all my way
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: up there. Why don't you and the parents have been complaining.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Why don't all y'all come to the table and we
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: don't have come to Jesus meeting about whether it's gonna
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: be for this coming up season. Because I'm not going
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: to tolerate this. I've been told you, I haven't paid
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: my money and this high is going down. What what
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: is it to you? Whether game wait or not? What
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: do they have to do with her chip meeting? Do
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: you agree that probably bigger than most of the girls
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: on the team. Not bigger than most of the girls
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: on the team. Uh mo, daughter, it's busy and she
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: wasn't no base land ship. They hiked up up some
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get up to We all just gonna be
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: big implump up in the air. Then turned around and
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you the tray table you gus
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: be with bead before you get here. There's something else
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I need to tell you. Ain't gonna tell me something.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: All you gotta do is men, have you and the
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: pairs around that table when I get there, because I'm
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: on my way up there right now. Then y'all can say. Oh,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: y'all gotta say in my face before you get you.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I just want to let you know, man, what this
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: is nephew timing from the sea. Who this is on
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: this phone? Wait? Wait? Wait, waving hold hold what did
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: you just say? This is a nephew time mean from
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Showy god, oh lord, Rochelle, that's
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: another parent named Rochelle. She told for y'all are good
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: friends out there? She got so she want to break out.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna see the season start. My stought
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: the uniform she''t be able to perform a fact, be
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: looking for hers? How about I want to break out? Man? Hey,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: let me ask, baby, what is the baddest and I
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the lag none other
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: than the show? She was very vocal, Steve. They take
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: it so serious. Man, I've been to the Chilean competition.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: These parents, Man, I don't know if they didn't get
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: to be the chile that they wanted to be. And
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: what is it called? Because y'all trying to live look
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: at it? And my daughter had had a little problem
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: with my son, my grandson playing basketball. If you don't
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: speak up for your child, nobody else will, right, And
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: that's basically what it is. That's all it is. Because
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: we don't want you don't want your child to get played.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna play if your baby one thirty. Your
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: baby can't be at the tip my mama, if you
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: heard me, she's gonna talk about your baby trying to
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: throw a fat ain't nobody the baby's And they even
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: broke two of the baby's arms trying to catch this
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: little fat health. Hey what we're just getting walk by?
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: How about that this lettle walk back? Why she got
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: the chill? We should be a flat girl, you know,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Alabama state got the hunty. But he's why don't you join?
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: She ain't but eight. She's still big enough to be
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: a honeybee flag girls are always a little thicker. Oh,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that. It'd be nice, man. I like
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: something for all of the women to be able to do.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: You know, you can't just everybody can't be a little
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: bit of size zero in two. Yeah, I've always liked
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: the flag. I like the hunted beet. Hey, j can
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I borrow your megaphone? Whatever? Co all right, we got
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter coming up. You're listening to the Steve
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right today Strawberry Letter is up next
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and it's a crazy letter. But first, Steve, I want
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: you to please tell our voters. We have listeners in Mobile, Alabama, Birmingham, Montgomery,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: get out and vote today, please, Steve becaust man. I
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: don't you know. Look, they've got it narrowed down. They've
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: done an amazing spin on the state of Alabama, which
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: has some really, really good people in it. Man, But
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: They've done an amazing spin nationally on this campaign, and
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: so that nobody takes blame for it. They're all saying,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to let the voters of Alabama decide. Okay, cool,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: we got that. What happened to the outcry of he
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: can't run for senator based on these allegations and until
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: he can prove them all not to be true, this
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: guy can't be a senator right now? I just don't
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: see that. But you have a choice. There's a guy
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: named Doug Jones on the Democratic Party. Now he does
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: not here's a tricky party. He does not have the
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: same political ideology that does the conservative man, Roy Jones.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: But if you're look at what Roy Jones has said,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I'm excuse me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I apologize. Roy
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Moore has said, it's really some disturbing thing. The last
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: time America was great. I know we had slavery, but
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: we had direction. Then something's wrong with that. Um, he
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: talks about gay people in a negative tone, that's something
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: wrong with that. See the stance that conservatives and take
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: on gay people. Are you trying to tell me that
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: there are no gay conservatives? Are Republicans that's what you're
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: trying to tell me. Are you kidding me? It's so
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: hypocritical what they're saying, what they've done. It's completely hypocritical, y'all.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: It don't make no Sensenance it up here and get
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: on your high horse and try to play this righteousness.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: All of them high illegal immigrants, all of them, all
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: of them talk about gay shouldn't be able to do
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: this and act like a none of them gay? Are
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: you kidding me? This is file on so many levels.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Now you got one to come out and just said,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: the last time America was great, we had slaves. Hell
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: damn unbelievable. They say it all the time. You're gonna
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: vote for this man? That's crazy. Come on, Alabama, and
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: sixteen ain't no age and consent either. That's a child. Well,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: get out and vote today. Today is election day. Let
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: your voice be heard, Alabama. Don't let us down. All right, Steven, No,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: you heed it, But we gotta switch gears this time. Nephew,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: bugle up, hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: It is a strawberry letter. Ye here, so country subject.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: My husband donated his sperm to his ex should have
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: gave a warning on this one. Hello Stephen Shirley. I
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: just found out that my husband has a two year
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: old child with his ex wife. When I confronted him
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: about the child, he told me it wasn't his child,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: it was a two baby. He says, she is a
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: product of IVF. You know that in virtue vitro virtual. Okay,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: that's what you wanna go with. Okay, cool, Okay, We're okay, okay,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: and that he has documentation to prove it. When I
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: asked him why with his ex wife, he just said
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: that she asked him to donate his sperm, and that
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: she was his first wife and never been with no
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: other man but but him, so he agreed. He says
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: he has no ties to this baby or his ex
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: because she's a single parent and it was in the agreements.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Of course, I don't believe it. I left him. We've
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: been married four years. I also spoke about having children.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: He would say the Lord would provide them when it's
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: the right time. In depression and contemplating suicide, now he
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: realizes what he lost and wants me back. He says,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: if he can only turn back time, he never had
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: the intentions of hurting the only special thing that's ever
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: happened in his life. I spoke to him about divorce.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: It's been very difficult to make a wise decision because
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: deep down I still love him. I need advice in
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: someone else's opinion to make a final decision. Wow, comeing, Yeah,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I don't say something, go ahead? Okay, So your husband
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: donates his sperm to his ex wife so she can
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: have a baby just because the baby is a product
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: of IVF. He probably thought it was cool. After all,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna actually have sexual intercourse with his ex.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, your husband fathered
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: a child with his ex wife. And to add insult
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: to injury, you wanted to have children and your husband
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: tells you to wait on the Lord. I know you
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: love him, but how can you ever trust your husband again? Um?
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: My opinion is let um. I found out that my
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: husband had has a two year old child with his
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: ex wife. When I confronted him about the child, he
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: told me it wasn't his child, It was a two baby.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: That's a gool. He says. She is a product of
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: I v elf in vitro fertilization, or I think I
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: v F stands for I. Eventually found out, because that's
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: what didn't happen. You've been married for years, you eventually
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: found out that the two y'all, how did you find out?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: See if he has no contact, no ties with the baby,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: or was ex how did you ever find out that
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: it was his baby? That's my only question in this letter.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I don't want to promote divorce to you because in
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: this letter you says it's been very difficult to make
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: a wise decision because deep down I still loving my
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: need advice in someone else's opinion to make a final decision. Well,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: guess what, Steve, don't want to be the one to say, yeah,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: you are the divorce it. Here's a deal. Let's just
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: say this is the truth that he had I v
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: that he donated his sperm to his ex wife and
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: they have this baby. You still love the man, Is
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: that grounds to leave him? If there was no sexual intercourse,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: if he just donated to sperm, is that grounds to
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: break up your marriage and leave him over? If you
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: still love the man and he still wants you back,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: here's the only thing. It's a couple of things. So see,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: that's why I can't just push the for divorce because
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: maybe what the brothers saying it's true. Do it sound crazy? Yeah?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: But do we say some crazy found like a good line?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Need that? Now Here's the only thing. I don't want
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: you to listen to this line Right here, she says,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: in depression and contemplating suicide. Now he realized what he lost,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: it wants Okay, stop listen to me. I have never
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: heard of such a man. Men. We ain't that heartbroken
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: we're gonna commit suicide? I ain't. I ain't got that
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: kind of love. He might be depressed, but contemplating suicide.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. I still cannot push for divorce in this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry I can't because this I v F story
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: could be real. You don't believe him, but he says
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: he has documentation to prove it. That's all you gotta
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  Speaker 1: do is get the documentation and see and then see
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: where's here was that? If it still don't make no
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: sense to you, then you make your own decisions. Steve
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  Speaker 1: will have part two of his response coming up at
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Harvey Show. All right, Steve, let's get to it. Part
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: two of your response to today's Strawberry. Let you know
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  Speaker 1: my husband donated his sperm to his ex. The subject
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  Speaker 1: is crazy. It's crazy what you're doing. See, first of all,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: as a wife, I understand husband sperm X. All that
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  Speaker 1: in the same center don't work. I gotta go see
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: wants See you can say her husband and X in
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: the center wants your throw sperm, and that's what you stuck.
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  Speaker 1: Changes everything because we all know where that comes from.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: This ain't the goal from the ex girlfriend. This ain't that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: When I asked him why his ex, he just said
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  Speaker 1: she asked him to donate his sperm and if she
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  Speaker 1: was his first wife, had never been with no other
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: man but him, So he agreed. First of all, you
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  Speaker 1: having these types of conversations with your ex, why is
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  Speaker 1: the may for him? See, he had got itself out
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: that way. I can see if the ex asked the wife, now,
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  Speaker 1: well he did it. That's what I'm saying. He took it.
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  Speaker 1: He went down there. No, man, she can't trust him.
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  Speaker 1: She can't trust he went in that room. Now that's
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: if that's true, that's a bit far fetched. What for
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: the wife to believe though, But if he has document
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: the part about he went down there to the clinic,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: this is all, it's a he took it to the house. Yeah.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: I think he made that donation in the back room. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think that donation got made the right. Yeah, I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: think I think I think this Now what you think, dog?
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  Speaker 1: What you think? I think the real thing? Jump? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think they told that whole house up. I'm the
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  Speaker 1: one last time? Yeah about since you on the phone
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: talking anyway, how about the whole time? Say huh one
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: good monkey flip? How about one last try even more reasons? Yeah,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: running me like you Marry Lou ritten and just flipped
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: five tanning all right, hits and one and a half
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: game on and then calmed down. All right, See, we
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  Speaker 1: gotta go. You can email or instagram us your thoughts
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: on today's Strawberry Letter. You can go to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: dot com Steve Harvey FM dot com and post your
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: comments today Switching gears comedian You guys know Hannibal Barris. Yes, yes,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: that is the who did the routine about Bill Cosby
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: and uh brought all the attention toward Bill Cosby. Right, well,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: let me tell you about Hannibal Barress. He was arrested
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: in Miami over the weekend. The video showed handcuffed Burris,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: challenging the two officers to give reason why he was
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: being detained. Hannibal speech seemed slur but some folks are
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: saying that's kind of how he talks regularly. But anyway,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: the comedians encounter continued as he refused to get in
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: the police car. Ultimately, the officers physically forced him into
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: the car, and officers on the scene told Hannibal that
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: he was being arrested for trespassing. Later, a jail officer
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: says that he is being charged with disorderly intoxication, and
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: he corresponded, out for five jail. Now, I would like
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: to talk to you about getting in the police cars. See,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. First of all, once they
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: handcuff you, you guys to get in the car. You're going.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know what un black moment you had, but
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: you need to you need to call see. You potentially
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: could have led yourself into a real dangerous situation, which
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: goes to show maybe you could have been under the influence,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: maybe not. I don't know what the case is. But
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: once you're handcuffed, you ain't getting in the car or
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: partner you're getting in the car. But all you're doing
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: now is compiled and charges because Na's resisting arrest. Unlawful,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's un really conduct disturbing the peace, and
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: you got to get in that car when they cut you. Partner,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: I would like to call my mama, Mama to give
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: me the bubba jam. So y'all say, this is what
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Bill Bill Coses happened. He'd award come back at you
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: for kind of bringing all this up about Bill Cosby
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: and back in but a few years ago or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. Does this is another twenty minutes of material.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: That's all. That's what you're getting out this story. Every comedian,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: every comedians, where can I get out about seven minutes
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: right there? That here when they arrested me, let me
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: tell you, because they're abody going low. I don't know.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: He got to risk Okay, so that's why I saw
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: the video. That's how he gonn over. Okay, let me
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: just let me just talk about the elephant in the room.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Let's just get this out of the way before we
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: start this show. I'm out. Please don't let no fights
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: break out. I got a warm to be in the club. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: he's gonna start the show with that. Every comedian has
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: ever been through anything. I don't know why they make
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: a joke out of it. To push him in that
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: car got in and the carpet his head hit the
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: top part his head. Listen, watch you here. Watch Trump said,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: stop holding their head, just push him in that rougherm up,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: that's what he said. They don't all that duck in
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: their head, skip all that rough up. You know, every
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: black person know to wash their head every blade talking
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: and still give in the car. So I don't because
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I don't hold on, hold on, hold on, every brother,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: know when you get cuffed, just get in the come
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: the struggle is oval. Yeah. Well they said he was
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: bond He bonded out for five ye that night. Yeah
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: he's still got a court d car out. Uh huh.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: We still at the court dates and he was cracking
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: jokes in jail, trust me. Wow. Well, coming up, the
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: fellas are here. You guys are gonna talk about hair rules. Yeah,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: it's some rules out there you need to be addressed,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: and a lot of people don't know. As people who
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  Speaker 1: don't have it should be wants to put these rules
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: out there. You have to right right, Okay, hair rules
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  Speaker 1: coming up at forty one after the hour. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, guys, Jay, what is this?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: It's very Steve time of y'all know. You know, Look,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: we don't hate on people who have hair. We don't
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: because we don't have her. But it's just there's some
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: hair rules out there that you got to abide by.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: That's all. Hair rules, hair rules that you need to
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: live by, even though you have here. Like for instance,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: if you got an al fro, that's nice, but people
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: should be able to go to the movies and see
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: around your alfrow. That's all. You can't block up full
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: five people seeing because of your half throw. That's all
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Time you got one man, oh man, I
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: want to disagree with that one before we go too
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: far into this, because this my throw. And if you
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: want to not get blocked, you need to get to early,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: get sea of your choice. You know the ac too much,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: You'll tell you ain't nobody cutting their frock. No damn way,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I pack froll for you to see it. See, I
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: didn't pay the people talking and hating on the apro.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: We're not head not because the ball headed him and Tommy.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: But I'm the ball headed man to speak up for
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: big fro speak up with else. And that's the one
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: that bothered me. You can't have gray hair on your
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: head and then a jet black beard. You see what
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, that hitch that to just for me. It's amazing,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: just for that, my husband. You gotta pick a color now,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: we need all of it to be one. Yeah, pick
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: one that both of them. Damn it, that's all we're saying.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Let go gray, that's all that hair. Boy, you got
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: one else, I'll tell your hair rule. I don't like.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Come on, Joe, you got you ain't never had waves.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: You're not fitting get ways. M hm. So stop brushing
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  Speaker 1: leaving bristles in my car seat. I don't know how
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: hard you're pressing down dog, but it's not coming. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't need to know that you ain't
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: getting whatever. Get weights. They'd be talking and brushing. Yeah,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: but you're raising wristles. How hard is you wristle? Just
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: scratching your scratch. White men do comb overs, or they
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: take some of their hell off the left side, growing
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: long enough to wipe it over on the right side
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  Speaker 1: to get it. Appears that they have handed top u rule.
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  Speaker 1: Of hell. Black people, don't try that. Don't that is
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  Speaker 1: not for you. Ain't no come over. Yeah, don't gonna
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: part your hair and then start brushing it all to
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  Speaker 1: that area. You're gonna look like a fool over if
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: there ain't no left over. Let me do this. Come look, look,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: your eyebrows are not supposed to touch. I don't give
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: you can. Steve is with you. Some you the Browns?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Have you go? Anthony David, you look like a long
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: line across your head. Okay, I gonna give me a
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: space in between. Okay, Junior, give me that brush you've
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: your head. Give me if your hair is the same grade.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Kevin Durant, listen, listen, you're gonna have to do. I
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  Speaker 1: need you to get the lowest possible and then get
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: your brushing. I just I do. I need you top
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  Speaker 1: the breast with you when you come to the bench
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: when they called time out, grab your breath, grab your
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: frust doing time out, wear around your neck and just
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  Speaker 1: take the chair. Test your brush in your shirt and
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: didn't come out with it? Come on, come on, come on.
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  Speaker 1: Growing hair is wonderful, the ability to grow hair is wonderful.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: But this is for men. That's over forty five, growing
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: it in your nose and your else. Man, that damn dog.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. I got a partner. You look up
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: his nostril. It's just all gray health. Hey dog. They
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: got a device that you can tweets a man. It's
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: a little electronic thing. Just go and get the nose.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: You get that hal out your ear if you want
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: to age yourself. Ill how and nose how. It's the
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: quickest thing that saves to a woman. He's old as hell.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Don't care first because they should not have hair man. Yeah, yeah, okay, Jake,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: look ahead, okay, I can I speak to our white
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: friends because we do have white listens. Let me tell
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: you something. We're gonna let you wear braids. We don't
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: care when you go to Jamaica. You want to braid
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: your half, enjoy yourself. Let the people make that money.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: But as soon as you're on your way back here
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: on that plane and that plan, you need to get
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: that stuff out, taking that half, get between somebody legs
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: and a roll before you and has the branch. As
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: soon as we hit thousand feet, you need to be
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: between somebody to live that down. Don't get the customs
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: with this house down. Y'all know that true. I have
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: to just agree with that one. You're going to fend
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: a lot of people when you get back. The only
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: one we let him when she surprised. You're listening to
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: stew Okay, Steve, you gotta schedule for us Santa Claus. Yeah,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: what is this about? Now? This is just about Santa Claus.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Santor is busy, and you know at some Mason's Department stores,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: you gotta make an appointment to see Santaca. They got that. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, my son has a Santa thing where
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: you can go and see two Oh, Santa's crash crash pad. Yeah,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: and so I'll give you that information right after I
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: do this. Right here, my son, Jason Harvey has Santa's
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: crash Pad for kids. This is no Onah and Roses daddy.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: He's got to think of That's how you're famous for
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: being the daddy. You've got to think of stuff like
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: this when you got two little kids. So he will
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: go now because Santa so busy some of the Mason's
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Department stores. Now, you gotta make an appointment to see Santa.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: So I have the schedule right here alright. So here
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  Speaker 1: it is you're listening from nine am to eleven am, Santa,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: it's gonna see kids that have long list. That's just
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: from nine to eleven, coming out the eleven with no
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: long list. We're just doing long lists from nine to eleven.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: And Santa is warning you this year, don't be repeating
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: stuff you hear the other kids say, making your list longer.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: Just read your list to Santa. From first then at noon.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Starting at noon, Santah will see all the kids that
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: are winners. You white a lot. I don't want to
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: shut your ass up. Wait till noon. It is the bles.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: What time is that trail? Noon for the ones, not
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: the Windings. That's very different. Now between three and five,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: this is important. Three and five, Santa gonna deal with
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: the kids that jail, won't sit steal, the kids that
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  Speaker 1: fidgit kid and any inn it children that might bite. Bite,
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  Speaker 1: because from three to the black Santa sit in and
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna deal with the kids and let the bite
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: and fix sit your as still you bite me, I'm
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: gonna bite you back. You know you gotta hear stuff
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: like that. I'm gonna you back. How to grip them up? Okay, Now,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: from then until seven Uh, this is towards the end
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: of the day. From then that will be from five
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: to seven, all loud criers and and kids that's afraid
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: of sound. Im gonna say, I'm scary. Asked you later on.
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  Speaker 1: So if you know your baby gonna holalud and as
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: afraid of Santa, bring him every day. We're gonna on
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: that day we're gonna bring in as We're gonna bring
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  Speaker 1: a skinny or Santa Claus here so he ain't his
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: imposing cut down on some of the crime. But that's
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: right after the Black Center. Get through snatching or not.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: A couple of kids then listen very carefully, just as
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: critical right before closing. Now, we're only gonna take tennitis
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: a day, so you gotta make an appointment. Only tennitis
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: a day, very important. These are kids who pee on center.
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  Speaker 1: What if your child, I'm gonna take a ten a
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: day he on center. This is at the end of
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: the day that we're only gonna take ted Senna got
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: some special gear made. You're gonna switch him out from
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: the skinny Center bring back fat Center. But he ain't
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: really that fat. It's just he got on a lot
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: of absorb and clothes and so towards the end till
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: to day, that's all we're doing because we got enough
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: absorbing pans on them where he can soak up ten peas. Okay,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: so we're just doing till. If your baby not be
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: living in line, you gotta come back to maw. We
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: try to get him in there, but it's at the
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: end of the day. That way we're saying to take
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: his suit off, we can burn it. So that's our schedule.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: So please, if your children fit in there anywhere, you
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: know you'll be able to know where your child fits
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: in all that loud ass crying and all that. You
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: know when your child is going whiners, you know, kids
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: with long list, just know where your child but especially
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: those that po sound. End of the day, only ten
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  Speaker 1: them and if your baby big, then we're just gonna
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: do nine. That's a lot, right. You can't have nobody
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: breaking loose like a great day. Don't bring them peers
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: up there early because they're not. Don't seething. And if
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: you pee on sata early and we informed you about that,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: we will sue you. You're gonna sue the kids. The
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: children now we're gonna se mama because they know they
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: told you what time to bring the little all of
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: this to be posted at Mason's got a crazy list.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: That's when he got I gotta come back. What is
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: Santa doing from noon to three after he sees the whiners, Well,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: he gonna take a break because he's gonna go smoke.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: That's a smoke break. Read the five. Hey, just a reminder,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: my son has got Sander's crash Pad December tip through
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  Speaker 1: the twenty six and for more details go to censors
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  Speaker 1: crash pad dot com. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: A right, nephew, what's your guys? I would be that
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: I don't don't come fu Meal? Stay Harvey? Are you
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: looking just what to drop this out your stay? Hold on?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: Hold on, man, hold up, hold on. Only one called
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: old Meal Old on this show is me now, Junior
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: and Jake even had to find some call this my day.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: I've been calling. No one even knew that, And well,
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  Speaker 1: with your people. I know you've got people. Don't vote,
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  Speaker 1: y'all got the same, y'all really getting each other. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's already done. I jump in here, y'all to need
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  Speaker 1: to cut this out, y'all is the people talk to
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  Speaker 1: your people. You're listening to the Stry Morning Show. Today's
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  Speaker 1: election day in Alabama. Something, you know what, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I really do want to implore people to get out
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  Speaker 1: and vote, please, But you know it's up to you.
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  Speaker 1: It's up to you if you don't care. President Obama
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  Speaker 1: kept talking about these types of elections for eight years.
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  Speaker 1: He kept talking about these type of elections. How important
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  Speaker 1: they are, you know, the importance to Roy Moore, to
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  Speaker 1: the Republican calls, to the conservative calls. And it's not
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  Speaker 1: so much of that, you know what, Man, let me
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  Speaker 1: just speak on the songs. I understand the conservative cause.
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  Speaker 1: Some of their causes are good, some of them are not.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the Democratic causes are good, some of them
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  Speaker 1: are not. I get it. Now, when you talk about
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  Speaker 1: Democrats and conservatives on that side of the host, there
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  Speaker 1: are good people on each side of the host. The
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  Speaker 1: thoughts and the values are a little bit shaded and
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  Speaker 1: quite different when you look at it. So I don't
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  Speaker 1: have a problem with that. Here's why I draw the
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  Speaker 1: line when you put party over your values. Here is
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  Speaker 1: a conservative party who preaches values, who has ran this
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  Speaker 1: whole thing about values. Now, here's a man with several children,
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  Speaker 1: people who were children at the time coming out saying
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  Speaker 1: he approached them in an inappropriate way. Here's a man
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  Speaker 1: who was for a fact, banned from them. All your
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  Speaker 1: ass can't go to them come on that, but you
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  Speaker 1: can't go to the mall, but you come to the Senate.
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  Speaker 1: It's just something is is something is wrong here. If
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  Speaker 1: you are call yourself a party of value, but if
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  Speaker 1: it's more important to see this man in the Senate
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  Speaker 1: so Donald Trump's agenda can go forward, that's that's a sad,
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  Speaker 1: sad state that we've reached. Where Okay, you can't overlook
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  Speaker 1: Frankin's faults, which and I don't think you should, but
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  Speaker 1: you can't overlook his faults, but you could overlook the
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  Speaker 1: president's and you can overlook roy More. Now, something ain't
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  Speaker 1: driving here, Something ain't jiving. You heard the President say
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  Speaker 1: what he said. You heard it. You heard him make
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  Speaker 1: You saw him make fun of disabled people. You saw it.
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  Speaker 1: You heard him called the NFL player sums of bitches.
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  Speaker 1: You heard it. Okay, here in the White House, Al
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  Speaker 1: Franken did what he did. He's got to resign, got it.
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  Speaker 1: But to vote this man in under the allegations that
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  Speaker 1: he's under and I'm not saying one thing is worse
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  Speaker 1: than the other. But I'll tell you what though, when
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  Speaker 1: you start messing around with kids. Look, man, two grown
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  Speaker 1: people having the conversation, and the dude say something inappropriate
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  Speaker 1: that ain't cool. I got that. But dog man, you
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  Speaker 1: had the same conversation with a kid, hold up, partner,
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  Speaker 1: a sixteen year old, a fifteen year old. If you
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  Speaker 1: had the same conversation that a man can lose his
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  Speaker 1: job for having with a grown woman, if you can
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  Speaker 1: keep your job and you just had that same damn
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  Speaker 1: conversation with some kids. Man, come on, man, somebody on Alabama,
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  Speaker 1: y'all got it. You have to vote today. This is
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  Speaker 1: a man who said that when America was great again
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  Speaker 1: was during avery. That inn as mess right there. Believe
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  Speaker 1: he said that, I know we had slavery, but our
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  Speaker 1: country had direction and values. Yeah, you had directions over here,
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  Speaker 1: working like we were animals for no pay. You call
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  Speaker 1: that direction. Come on, man, get out of here. You're
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  Speaker 1: we are here. Just one more thing as we wrap
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  Speaker 1: Senate election goes down today, folks, is the day. Today
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  Speaker 1: is the day to vote, Steve, You've been talking about
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  Speaker 1: it all and you know we've got to get out
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  Speaker 1: and voting these elections. President Obama has been talking about
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  Speaker 1: this for years. Is these elections right here to determine
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  Speaker 1: the direction of this country even when you have a
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  Speaker 1: president that may be taken into the direction that you
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  Speaker 1: don't want it to go. If he had the Senate
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  Speaker 1: in the House watching over all these moves, your voice
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  Speaker 1: could be heard a lot out more strongly. But complacency,
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  Speaker 1: we will find out if it happens today. Everybody is
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  Speaker 1: saying is up to the voters of Alabama. And Alabama's
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  Speaker 1: got some great, great people in it. Some have a
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  Speaker 1: lot of friends and great relationships in the state of Alabama.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little bit confused right now because I don't
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  Speaker 1: even understand how this man is still even being allowed
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  Speaker 1: to run just based on allegations. Now, it's unfair if
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  Speaker 1: a person gets unjustly accused of anything, and that's probably
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  Speaker 1: has happened a lot out here now. There are a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people who get falsely accused of a lot
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  Speaker 1: of things without anybody being able to prove anything. But
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna play this game in the Senate that
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  Speaker 1: you are supposed to be a person above reproach, then
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  Speaker 1: play the game all the way out. Uh. These other
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  Speaker 1: people that have said they apologize to these women, but
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  Speaker 1: these apologies aren't enough. They're gone. I got it. That's
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  Speaker 1: the way you're doing it. But in politics, see an entertainment,
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  Speaker 1: when the guy gets accused, he's gone. Billy Bush was
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  Speaker 1: on the bus with Donald Trump. Billy Bush is out
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  Speaker 1: of work. He didn't say nothing. He just chimed in.
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  Speaker 1: He just chimed in. He didn't say he did not
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  Speaker 1: new woman. He just chimed in and chuckle. He's out
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  Speaker 1: of work. Donald Trump is the president. Now he's trying
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  Speaker 1: to say that the voice on the tape isn't his.
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  Speaker 1: Billy Bush just tweeted, it's you, sir. It's so I'm
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm taking a long way around just looking
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  Speaker 1: at all of this stuff, and it just I got
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  Speaker 1: this up to the voters of Alabama. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: at one point in time, we got to stop being
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  Speaker 1: here hypocritical too. If you're gonna be the Conservative Party
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  Speaker 1: and talk about all of these values that you hold,
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  Speaker 1: then be that, be that all the way ride that
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  Speaker 1: all the way out. Don't make exceptions because it fits
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  Speaker 1: you politically and and financially. Be the party that you
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  Speaker 1: claim that you are a party of principle and all
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  Speaker 1: these moral values. You keep throwing the Bible up, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you want to talk about the Bible. Here's this thing
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  Speaker 1: that just this Roy Moore guy, he throws the Bible
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  Speaker 1: up and what it says about gays, which okay, what
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  Speaker 1: do it say about the fourteen year old girl or
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  Speaker 1: the fifteen year old girl? And for the person who
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  Speaker 1: came to defend him by saying that Jesus mother was
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  Speaker 1: a teenager and the father was, Oh, it was a
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  Speaker 1: dude that came on there talking about Mary was a
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  Speaker 1: teenager and her husband Joseph was above age. Are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about something that happened b C. You're talking about
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  Speaker 1: something that happened BC. I mean, I just look at
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  Speaker 1: these people as they add hypocritical and then you you
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  Speaker 1: can't do that and be one way and like I
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  Speaker 1: said the other break stop with the hypocrisy in White House.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're probably not, but just stop with hypocrisy.
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  Speaker 1: Stop telling us that you're this righteous party and all
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  Speaker 1: these immigration laws we're gonna build the walls when all
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  Speaker 1: of you hire illegal immigrants, all of you. And there
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  Speaker 1: are a lot of people over here illegally, but who
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  Speaker 1: are great people who came here for opportunity, who ran
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  Speaker 1: from oppression across that river to come to a land
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  Speaker 1: of opportunity. I know a guy has been working over
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  Speaker 1: here over twenty some years, paid taxes, don't even have
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  Speaker 1: a Social Security card, paid taxes, was arrested for driving
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  Speaker 1: without a license, was getting deported, and when they went
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  Speaker 1: to court and find out that he paid taxes, they
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  Speaker 1: let him stay because he had raised his whole family
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  Speaker 1: over here for twenty five years. He had children over
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  Speaker 1: here who were legal, so they let him stay. All
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  Speaker 1: of these people hire people in these positions, and they
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  Speaker 1: know it. If you go to every golf course that
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  Speaker 1: our president has somebody on that golf course, man, you
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  Speaker 1: can't explain their existence, I promise you. If you check
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  Speaker 1: everybody out, everybody working in the hotels, I promise you
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  Speaker 1: you can't. But listen to me. And it's okay because
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  Speaker 1: they are part of the American fiber. But stop saying
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna want them over here when you're all using them.
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  Speaker 1: The farming industry will collapse if you get rid of them.
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  Speaker 1: Construction will collapse if you get rid of them, and
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  Speaker 1: restaurants have to close if you get rid of them.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's that the DACA Act and all this I
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  Speaker 1: want to repeal the DACCA Act. Are you crazy? This
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  Speaker 1: is craziness, man. But then you turn around with how
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  Speaker 1: you feel about gay people as you're trying to tell
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  Speaker 1: me that there are no conservative gays, that Republicans ain't gay,
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  Speaker 1: and Conservatives are not gay. Our country is filled with
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: people who, whether you believe in their practices or not,
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  Speaker 1: it comprises America. That's wait, that's who America is. It
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  Speaker 1: is a country full of different types of people. That's
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: what America is. You can sit up and act like
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  Speaker 1: you're flawless if you want to, but you're not. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Whether you want to believe in what they believe in,
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  Speaker 1: that's up to you, but you you can't get rid
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  Speaker 1: of them because they believe different. You hate gaye but
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: you defend an alleged child molester. Yeah, you wait, it's
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