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Labor Day, MTH, None of Yo Damn Business, Start an Argument and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like theming bu bu things and it's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Good string to mother forty don't join. You gotta use
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  Speaker 1: that turn you gotta turn to turn them out. Got
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out, to turn the water the water.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your back. Uh huh, I'll show wid
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and all. It Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Okay. I want to share something with
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  Speaker 1: you that I had to come to the realization one time,
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  Speaker 1: and even in the reinvention of myself right now, I've
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  Speaker 1: had to come to that and I want to share
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  Speaker 1: it with you today. Give it to you. I want
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  Speaker 1: to tell you about something that a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: do in their life and I want you to be
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  Speaker 1: aware of it. Here it is, don't get stuck on yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You could be wrong. You know I said, don't get
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  Speaker 1: stuck on yourself. You could be wrong. You know. The
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  Speaker 1: reason I'm saying this is because people have a tendency
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  Speaker 1: to once they make a decision about something, or once
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  Speaker 1: they decide to go a certain path. They go against
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  Speaker 1: all everything, anything anybody says, anything anybody might do, any
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  Speaker 1: other ruling they may come across. They shun advice, They
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  Speaker 1: don't listen to counsel. They just I made the decision.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it anyway. Don't get stuck on yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You could be wrong, you know. Now here's a sure
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  Speaker 1: fire way to tell if you're wrong. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: see any movement in the direction you've chosen, if you
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  Speaker 1: don't see anything going right in that decision, as if
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  Speaker 1: you feel as though you're interrupt if the wall you're
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  Speaker 1: climbing seems so insurmountable that you ain't even moving an inch,
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  Speaker 1: and every time you turn around you keep getting knocked
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  Speaker 1: by down, knocked back down. Don't get stuck on yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You know you could be wrong, you know. See, that's
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  Speaker 1: why it's important for people to always be open to
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  Speaker 1: the reinvention of yourself. You know, you cannot be afraid
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  Speaker 1: to reinvent yourself. In other words, you can't be afraid
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  Speaker 1: to change. Change is necessary when it comes to growth.
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  Speaker 1: There is no growth without change. The more you know,
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  Speaker 1: the older you look, that is no growth without change.
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  Speaker 1: If you're heading in a direction, it ain't nothing going
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  Speaker 1: right in your life, it be the wrong direction. If
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  Speaker 1: you're climbing and you're making no headway, could it be
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  Speaker 1: the wrong direction? Could you have possibly made the wrong choice.
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  Speaker 1: Don't get stuck on yourself because you didn't made the
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  Speaker 1: wrong self. It's okay to forgive yourself. It's okay to
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  Speaker 1: let yourself off the hook. It's even smarter sometimes to
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  Speaker 1: admit that you were wrong. You ever met somebody ain't
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  Speaker 1: ever wrong. Have you ever met somebody you talk to,
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  Speaker 1: They ain't ever wrong about nothing. Man, They just it's
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  Speaker 1: their way or the highway. It's this is my way,
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  Speaker 1: this is the I know people like that, stuck on
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  Speaker 1: them power trips and all like that. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I had to learn how to do. I had to
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  Speaker 1: learn how to let them go on them powered trips.
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  Speaker 1: But listen to this. Though you're not taking me on
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  Speaker 1: that trip. Though you're going on that trip by yourself,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going in the right direction. I've decided to stop
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  Speaker 1: the way. Okay, listen to this person. This person, I
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  Speaker 1: decided to stop doing business the way I was doing business.
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  Speaker 1: I decided to stop to allow business being done around
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  Speaker 1: me the way business was being done around me. You
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  Speaker 1: know what, you know, the best decision I made was
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  Speaker 1: to allow for God to have some say so and
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  Speaker 1: to offer me his direction. I have found him to
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  Speaker 1: be a better driver than anyone else I know. I
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  Speaker 1: have found him to know more about the man he
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  Speaker 1: made than anybody else who's merely associating with me. I
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  Speaker 1: have found it to be a fact that my maker
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  Speaker 1: knows more about the vehicle he created than does anybody else.
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  Speaker 1: If you if your Chevy break, don't you take it
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  Speaker 1: to Chevy. You don't take your Forward when it break
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  Speaker 1: down to a Toyota dealership. They not gonna know everything
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  Speaker 1: that the Ford dealership would know about the vehicle. You
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  Speaker 1: know why, because they're not the maker of it. So now,
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  Speaker 1: why are you litting you letting your life being led,
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  Speaker 1: controlled and guided by somebody other than your maker. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just asking you to let's all take a common sense
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  Speaker 1: look at this. So if going to your maker's the
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  Speaker 1: best way, the best decision I made in my business
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  Speaker 1: was take over my brand myself, and to allow the
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  Speaker 1: maker of this brand see without God, I'm none of this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm none of this. I want you to clearly understand,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't none of this without him. I wish I
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  Speaker 1: could have the guts to reach back there and pat
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  Speaker 1: myself on the back for what I've accomplished in my life.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had the guts. I wish the nerve
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  Speaker 1: of me because I know for a fact that there
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  Speaker 1: is no way that I could have manufactured the life
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  Speaker 1: that I have. I could not even have thought of it.
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  Speaker 1: It's no way I could have told you that this
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  Speaker 1: was the route I was gonna take, and this is
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  Speaker 1: the outcome because of it. I had no idea, no clue.
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  Speaker 1: The one thing I had, though, was an unshakable faith
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  Speaker 1: in God. I had an I just kept believing in him.
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  Speaker 1: I kept believing that he had something more for me.
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  Speaker 1: And then when I touched base with him and asked
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  Speaker 1: him to show me what it is what he had
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  Speaker 1: for me, Tada, the magic show began. Because you know
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  Speaker 1: what he did. He took all my natural abilities that
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  Speaker 1: he had given to me, This gift that he gave me,
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  Speaker 1: that he poured into me at birth, that same gift
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  Speaker 1: that he poured into you at birth. The moment you
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  Speaker 1: go to him and let him show you that gift,
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  Speaker 1: and then guess what Once he takes what he naturally
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  Speaker 1: put in you and put his super his superpowers on
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  Speaker 1: top of that, then you have some supernatural things going
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  Speaker 1: on in your life and you may not be feeling me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm cool with that, but I didn't have some supernatural
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  Speaker 1: things happen to me. Every day I wake up some
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  Speaker 1: supernatural the man, the rewards of my life, the awards
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  Speaker 1: of my life, the accomplishments, the how I'm working, the
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  Speaker 1: how I manage it, all, all that ain't none but God.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't nothing but God. You can't even explain this
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  Speaker 1: schedule to people Sometimes when people ask me, Steve, how
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  Speaker 1: do you do it? I go, well, it's what I
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  Speaker 1: manage my time. Then at the end of when I
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  Speaker 1: get through, I say, hey, man, you know what I
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  Speaker 1: need to tell y'all for real, it's God. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know, but I'm letting him manage me. So he
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  Speaker 1: handling it. He ain't gonna put no more of it
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  Speaker 1: than I can bear. Listen to me, y'all, don't be
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  Speaker 1: afraid to reinvent yourself and remember this. Don't get stuck
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  Speaker 1: on yourself because you could be wrong. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: absolutely could be wrong if you don't tie this to
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  Speaker 1: your gift. You will be struggling the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to, ladies and gentlemen, Let's have it your
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  Speaker 1: undivided attention. Get it together. Clap from me, so clap,
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  Speaker 1: that's so clap now, sing from me, now, hum from me?
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  Speaker 1: What's so fun me? Ladies and gentlemen, this is the
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  Speaker 1: nutty Steve Harvey Morning Show, clapping harmy, whistling and saying, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Shelly Strawberry, I can't whistle anymore for some reason. Good morning, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Your eyes it's your eyes, Shelly, Close them and then track, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: close them and then try to whistle. Your body can't
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  Speaker 1: have a bunch of stuff bulging out at one time.
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  Speaker 1: I know you can whistle with those lips. Okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: I can't whistle, you can. I can do way motor
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  Speaker 1: whistle though. Hi. Colin Pharrell, all right there, good Monday morning.
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  Speaker 1: What that means you wish? Junior? Good morning? Up morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: J Anthony Brown, what's good on Steve? Howday? What's happening
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  Speaker 1: with your boy nephew? Tommy? Yeah right here? What's what
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  Speaker 1: it do? It's Monday? Baby? Yo? Well, I would say,
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  Speaker 1: how is your weekend, but you didn't have one. So
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  Speaker 1: on same another day, I got the quarantine blues. I'm
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  Speaker 1: so tired of staying at home. I'm so tired of
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  Speaker 1: being alone. Won't you help me, girl, just as soon
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  Speaker 1: as you can. I just wanna go on a plane.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go somewhere. Dun It, I go to
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  Speaker 1: the stove, dun It. I'm tired of goal when dunn it,
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  Speaker 1: I go to the park. But baby, where is Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You just sit there. It's just you're just sitting up
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  Speaker 1: here and going straight nutty. Yeah. I do have a friend, though, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: that's going to Vegas tomorrow. Okay, that's stupid. I think so.
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  Speaker 1: And I love Vegas. I mean I understand wanting to go, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I not yet. Yeah, how are they doing that
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  Speaker 1: like every other gambling table? How does that work? You're
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  Speaker 1: wearing masks? I do know that. It's not a commercial
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  Speaker 1: where they at mak Son. Let me touch the chips?
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  Speaker 1: How do you do it with your hands? But somebody
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  Speaker 1: else hands was on that chip? Oh that, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: have gloves on. I'm gonna have a restorate of mask.
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  Speaker 1: I have an oxygen tank. I just have fresh oxygen
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  Speaker 1: in my nose and the mask. All right, Uh, listen,
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  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, more
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  Speaker 1: of them. We'll talk more right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show, all right? So, Steve, the other day you
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  Speaker 1: told us that Marjorie does not like for you to
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  Speaker 1: eat in bed, and as a matter of fact, she
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  Speaker 1: doesn't allow it. So we have a question for you
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  Speaker 1: this morning, and for everyone all the guys in the show.
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  Speaker 1: Does your significant other have a house rule of rules
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  Speaker 1: that are very serious and if you make them he
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  Speaker 1: or she will kill you, not literally, of course. But
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  Speaker 1: let's start with you, Steve, he got more, let's stay
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  Speaker 1: with him. Yeah, let's start and finish with you. Steve. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know for show, I can't leave that
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  Speaker 1: damn toilet seat. That's automatic. That's yeah, that's death on
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  Speaker 1: the spot. That's not even nothing new. A matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even feel comfortable saying that. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: that's that's that's very common. That's a house. But have
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  Speaker 1: you heard he guys say, well, uh, you should put
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  Speaker 1: it down, you know, look before you well, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I said that the last time we was in Africa.
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  Speaker 1: You said what you said? What you said what she said. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we was arguing about the toilet seat under mosquito Nick,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought I was so sick of her talking,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, I tell you what, next time you
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  Speaker 1: go in there, you let it back up. Have you
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  Speaker 1: lost your entire month? And how did that go that evening?
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I'm telling fellas right now, don't say that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't say it. Listen to Uncle Steve. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: don't say that. Why can't we win that? That's not
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  Speaker 1: it's no argument to win to because I gave up.
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  Speaker 1: It's made to go down anyway. It's not made to
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  Speaker 1: be up. Well, why is it going up? Hello? Hello?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't even understand why, why
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  Speaker 1: to put it up? To use it? I don't even
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  Speaker 1: get that part. What you want us to be on
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  Speaker 1: the top o? You don't think. You don't know why
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  Speaker 1: we got to let the lead let it up. It's
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  Speaker 1: not that much when it's down, it's not that much
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  Speaker 1: real extra room. You don't understand this aim at doing
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  Speaker 1: them that ain't good. You don't know. You don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna get some unexpected spray. You don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't never had you ain't never had a split decision. Yeah, hello, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know it's a mystery that will you go to
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom in the dark and we start peeing that
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  Speaker 1: don't hear water? You got am? I? Oh? Hell? And
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  Speaker 1: I peeing on it immediate. I know I'm peeing and
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  Speaker 1: I don't hear nothing. Have my PI on this road
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  Speaker 1: and you can't find the light switch? Yes, oh, no
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  Speaker 1: water ended. I've been standing that. I've been standing that
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  Speaker 1: peeing and didn't hear no water and leaned over the
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  Speaker 1: cut of the light switch on heat all over the glade,
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  Speaker 1: air fresh he y'all on I was Washington, but left
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  Speaker 1: but left the pet on the soap. I just didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see it. It's real, so real that you
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  Speaker 1: can you can wake up the next morning look at
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  Speaker 1: the bath and be like God, but see Shirley and Colin.
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  Speaker 1: See y'all don't have little boys. No, y'all didn't have
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  Speaker 1: little boys. Now and I would quit asking why this
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  Speaker 1: the toilet seat need to go up if you had
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  Speaker 1: a little boy, I'm thinking, God right now, I had
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  Speaker 1: a girl. Yeah, he ain't even I don't even think
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  Speaker 1: we try. It doesn't sound like straight in the water
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like Uh, well that's true. Were the
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  Speaker 1: wait until last minute? Anyway? Yeah? So as we're pulling
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  Speaker 1: it out, is already p Yeah, yeah, none of these
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  Speaker 1: are lies. I'm here to any of you in the way.
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  Speaker 1: You in Trump man, I don't know. But if you
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  Speaker 1: rap where I'm going, you're in Trump. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: it was all of this, did you girl? Y'all? Hall
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  Speaker 1: a boy? No? But women, women can hold it better
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  Speaker 1: than men. Yeah. And we can cut it off when
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  Speaker 1: we're even Yeah, we can cut it off whole service. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can't cut it. Okay, well, we can cut it off.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what you know. You kid me
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  Speaker 1: out your back. I clamped the shot if you want,
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  Speaker 1: don't blow your kid me out your back. Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna believe you don't have to go to the hospital. Part.
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with Steve Sugar trying to shut it off? Now,
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  Speaker 1: when you're a little boy, you can clamping shut. But
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: if you're grown man, you clamping shut, you're gonna go
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  Speaker 1: to the hospital. You're gonna do ye. My little boy
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  Speaker 1: cold he got them he got cold as is fit
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  Speaker 1: to get that minted. Being about you guys, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a risk. You're gonna have a risk. Bracelet on this.
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  Speaker 1: You got something with you, just so you know, just
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  Speaker 1: so you know, we don't have We don't have to
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  Speaker 1: cut off the little boys got and we ain't got
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  Speaker 1: the speed they got. We ain't got none of that.
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  Speaker 1: We might stand there by seven minutes. Who now they
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  Speaker 1: got good nice stream pressure, push out everything good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have that. It ain't the same force. It ain't. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I guess when I was a little block and push
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  Speaker 1: your coke can up the street? Yes, yes, uh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can write my name in the day. I go
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  Speaker 1: to barn room night, sound like ice cubes going into
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  Speaker 1: what say? Sweet? Really all right glad look at the time, Um,
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  Speaker 1: look and listen. We want to hear from you. What
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  Speaker 1: are some house rules your significant other can't break or else?
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  Speaker 1: Go to Steve Harvey FM and all social media and
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  Speaker 1: poster comment coming up next to nephew in the building
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  Speaker 1: would run that prank back right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right now, it is time
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  Speaker 1: for the nephew to run that prank back. Hey, nef,
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  Speaker 1: what you got for us? All the pair it's out
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  Speaker 1: there across America. This is for you. You are not
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  Speaker 1: a good teacher. You're not You're not a good teacher.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go cat. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Nikki.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing, Nikki? I am, I'm mister Daniels.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from the E Learning Department. Hey, all right,
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  Speaker 1: your daughter is is Jasmine? Correct? Sixth grader? Yes? All right?
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  Speaker 1: And you've been um you guys have been corresponding back
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  Speaker 1: and forth with Miss her teacher. Yes, all right, So
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  Speaker 1: here's my I'm calling. Uh. Miss has brought some things
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  Speaker 1: to my attention. Uh, Nikki, if you don't mind, who's
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  Speaker 1: who's actually helping Jasmine with her schoolwork every day? What
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  Speaker 1: a task? All right? So I hate to be a
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  Speaker 1: bearer of bad news, but let me let you know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. No, that's not anything wrong with her
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  Speaker 1: computer at all. I've spoken with Miss several times about
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  Speaker 1: Jasmine and we've just bawled it down to whoever's helping
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  Speaker 1: her with her work is just not doing a good job.
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  Speaker 1: You should not be the person that's helping her with
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  Speaker 1: her schoolwork. Okay, hold on, what do you mean I
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't be helping her? That's my child. I'm saying, whoever
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  Speaker 1: is teaching her is not doing a good job as
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  Speaker 1: a teacher, you know, And this could affect Jasmine to
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  Speaker 1: the point where from the looks of what I've seen
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  Speaker 1: and what's been turned in, I truly don't see Jasmine
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  Speaker 1: going to the seventh grade. I mean, this is this
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  Speaker 1: is Is there anybody else there that can help Jasmine
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  Speaker 1: with her work? No? She got what's wrong for her work?
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  Speaker 1: Got to say, because I just taught to her, and
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  Speaker 1: she could have told me this, what what what? What's
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  Speaker 1: the subject? What's the problem? It's all yes, it is, yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is. What's the problem? What's what's the problem? Get
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  Speaker 1: me the assignments, because I'm I've been working with her,
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  Speaker 1: so what's the problem. Everything is coming back. I think
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  Speaker 1: the last paper I looked at she got a forty
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  Speaker 1: five on it. I looked at some math work, it
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  Speaker 1: was a sixty two. I mean, if you are the
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  Speaker 1: person that's teaching her over there, you're just not good
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  Speaker 1: at that, admitted, So you hold on and you can
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  Speaker 1: get missing on the phone too, because I don't y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't got my baby work? And then she got a problem.
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  Speaker 1: You can come teach the child. She can open up
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  Speaker 1: the schools and get them back, because there's no opening
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  Speaker 1: the schools at this point. Right now, there's no opening
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  Speaker 1: of the schools. So she got a problem. If she
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  Speaker 1: got a problem, then she can come teach my child.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: That's what she's supposed to be doing anyway. Okay, But
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: the problem is right now, you're the person that's at
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: home teaching that. You're the person that's at home teaching
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: the girl, and it's not helping. So I don't want
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Jasmine to not make it to the seventh grade. But
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: at this point, that's what it's looking like. Well, look,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: if I got to teach you this, she's gonna learn
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: it how I learned it. Okay, with this math. This
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: do math they got these kids doing though, she's gonna
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: learn how five times five twenty five. She's gonna learn
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: her time tax. Okay, But we can't learn man, you're
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: undoing what we've taught already. You can't take them back.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Y'all need to teach it to y'all need to teach
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: it a better way. I send my child to school
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: for this, Okay. I'm not getting paid. I gotta cook,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I gotta clean off in here with these kids. I'm
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: being a mother, throw all these kids and my husband.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I don't have time for all of this. So if
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: the teacher, well, let me say this, miss Nikki. Let
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: me let me say this, Miss nick I don't have
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: time for a parent not realizing that they're not a
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: good teacher. I don't have time to that. Whoever, who
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: are you, whoever you are, E learning department, whatever, you
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: need to come eat learn my child scause I'm not
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: doing it right. Then y'all need to come get over
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: here and do this mother work. O. Man, if you
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: go to the seventh grade, if I got to come up,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: does when it? When the school open back old church,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: you will see me. We'll go this. We got okay,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: we're going on. You are not a good homeschool teacher.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: That's the baby. My child is going through the seventh grade.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Oh che No, who's your print? Who is the prin No? No,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: when talking to somebody else, my town is on the
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: seventh grade. She gonna get this. She getting this work.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: If y'all y'all gonna get this work too. I'm not
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: accepting forty five and sixty two's on papers, ma'am and
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: going to let you your daughter advance to the seventh grade.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: That's you're right. I'll check it over. But y'all need
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: to go to che and if she's no, no, no,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: no once once again, you checking it over is the problem.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: You're the problem, sir, sir. If she got a problem,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: once you got a mother pieces first, what's you gotta
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: go the first? Let you te to check the work.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: What's the difference. Let you teach to check the words.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Damn you, I'm not calling you no more. And you
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: hold on what's your name again? You're talking to me?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: My name is mister Day. Ok Okay, I don't give
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: a dawn votes for when el n I care because
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I'm the first answers me and you get off this phone.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I'll calling her so right immediately so she could tell
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: me all this stuff you got to tell me. She
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: don't gotta hide behind you. She could call me directly.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: So thank you. Listen days let me know. Oh it's
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: about to go down. I don't even dare. I don't
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: care no more. Just cool. If y'all got an issue
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: or the way I'm teaching, take your kids back, come
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: teaching the front yard. I'll open up my dough. You
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: could talk teth my child from my five You got
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: a problem with it, but that's it from right now.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I'm all she got. I don't what she got the teacher.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: She gonna learn it the way I'm teaching her. If
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: y'all got a problem, y'all got a problem. But she
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: going to the seventh grade, or best believe my baby
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: going to the seventh grade. Okay, then then maybe maybe
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I just maybe I need to talk to Brian, your husband.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe I need to talk to Brian. What you were
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: talking to me? You've been talking to me. You'll need
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: to talk to him. You were talking to me. I
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: speak for both of us, so now taught to me? Yeah, okay,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Well I just I spoke with Brian a couple of
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: days ago, so can't say nothing to me so as Brian. Okay, okay,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: but but you know what Brian said about this, because
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: he tell me nothing. What Brian told me to call you,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: He told me to prank phone call you. This is
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Nephew till Me from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Nikki,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your husband, Brian. These kids
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: been driving me up the wall. Understanding this up. These
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: kids driving me crazy. Man, Look coronavirus. Gonna have to
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: see me. I think it is too much. I decided drinking.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, can get your kids. Tell me one more thing, baby,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: it's twenty twenty. Tell me what is the baddest and
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land. It's
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Tell me you're crazy? Okay, coming up?
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I know, all right, we'll have more of the Steve
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Actually it's you, nephew.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: With black people leaving? What is so Shirley? You know
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: it's about some people leave. They make a scene when
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: they leave, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, all right,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: some people leave and you just never know, you never
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: know they left, They just gone. But us, you're telling
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: about us as a race, us as a race, we
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: make a scene. You understand I'm saying. We make a
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: scene like this right here when you're leaving the funeral.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Jake my name ain't even on the program. Go look
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: at your granddad to come on, we're leaving up out
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: of here right now. I'm telling you, right now, we
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: out how we ain't on the program. How my baby
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: ain't no pat Yeah, that's us. Yeah, you know when
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: we leave, when we leave a wedding. Whoa I said that, right,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: doesn't when we leave a wedding? Look here what I
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: said it? When I wouldn't didn't know I was saying it?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: When we leave with what wedding? How come I ain't
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: got no place to see it? Just so you know that,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: ain't you? That baby ain't joys. We out of here.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, we out of here. We like,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: this is black people. When black people leave was seen.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: We actually make a scene when when we leave the movies.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Why I can't bring my own food in here? It's
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: my food, it's my food. I leave it. I'm gonna
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: tell all y'all the girl dying then since I got
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: to go. Oh, we gotta make it about us, don't.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: This is us, baby, this is black people. We make
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: a scene. Look here, we're leaving the Little League game. Okay,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: my baby ain't playing the whole game. What did I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: pay hain to fight out? The fuck ain't about out
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: for you? Come on, chump, chump, let's go on, let's go,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: let's go, let's go back. Don't worry about it. Don't
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: worry about it. That is us, you said, Chip, come on,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: we get you another team. Baby. You ain't got to
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: put up with this. Here where your uniform in the school?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow hill. When black people leave the job, we're gonna
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: make a see, that's how we do it. It's a
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: good thing you fired me because I was feel to
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: quit anyway. Truth be told, Truth be told. Let it
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: d no loud weather I leave. Hey, hey, I leave
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: a Friday coming. I got to say come this Friday though.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: And just so you know, I've been hit ten years
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: and I'm stealing something every week. How about that? Yeah,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: country in because I've been stealing? How about that? So
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I'm five grand up? When we leave a restaurant, why
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: do black people sit there in order the highest thing
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: on the bill, knowing they ain't got it in their pocket?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Who does eating photo dollars? You know, I ain't got
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: no tip money now that ain't gonna grab some mints
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: and two pic on the way. But why the waiter
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: waitress gotta suck? Yeah? Yeah, when we leave, When we
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: leave a store, were gonna make a scene. Oh yeah,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know that they had explorations on coupon
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know that. Okay, I don't know why
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: y'all tripping out of dollars now any damn? Wait, why
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: is y'all tripping being back in your for yad? They
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: don't expire? Why do y'all the dollars store? Black people
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: leave a scene. They make a scene, and I can
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: add one, add one? Come on, yeah, when they get
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: put out the strip club? You know, something like that?
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: All I had with phote dollars. Why can't I stay
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: and here? You look that you keep picking your foe
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: back up? I had hold out. I can't just stay
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: here and look at put money down. I would put
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: money down. We are a trip. Yeah, we always have
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: to make it about us. Oh that happened yesterday. I
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: was at this taco place and the lady apparently she
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: was there yesterday, so she bought the exact same thing, right,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: So she gets it's a soon as I walked in.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: How you doing, I'm like, So she check out. The
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: lady wrung it up. So it was nine dollars the
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: day before whenever she was there, but it was eleven yesterday.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: So she said, well, why is it eleven dollars? And
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: she said, well, ma'am, you got an Instra order of
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: chips in caso. I got there yesterday and she said, well,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: let me see the receipt. So the girl pulled the
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: receipt out and she gave it to it. She said, yeah,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: but they didn't charge you for the caso for the
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: cheese yesterday. Well, that ain't my problem. I'm not been
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: getting though two extra dollars because the ain't in charge.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I want to pay that. I said, here we go,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: But she on the phone the whole time, she said,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I don't want the caseo. When the chips just rang
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: up the taco salade. Man on myself war and always
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: standing behind that person too, always and it looked like
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: and it looked like you with him people when you
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: stepped back two feet, got back and started looking around.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to let other people in front of your gown, man,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: trying to separate it. Right, all right, we'll be back
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay is
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: in the building. Steve. Time to murder another hit. Please
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: introduce him, give him a good one. I'm scared, ladies,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I can't murder. Don't the song right here dedicated to
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: all the ladies. We're going through it. I don't know,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: hit it cool his hills just got damnpen and just
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: got the ceiling thing on thirty eight degrees. She wakes
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: up swearing and the cool all. She's having a hot
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: slash wind and reading I want a hot flash, Hollor
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Night been in the hot flash wind and read it.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: She has a heart left love behinds I mean a
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: hot flash hot sash. Read the heart last hot flash
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: hot hot hot hot hot hot flas hot hot hot.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: She having a hotslass wind and read it, I want
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: the hot blass hollow Night been in then hot last
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: wind and read it your genius boy your No, he's not, No,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: he's Carlot Carlo. Are you ladies? Did y'all enjoy that? You? No?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't say. And you know what the problem is, Steve,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: me and Jay. You know we talk on the phone,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: And did you have a hot flan when you was
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: on the phone and get inspiration? Yes? I did, Tommy,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: but the whole world knows now no, you're not. And
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: turn the out all right, more of this crazy ignorant show.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, right after this. You're listening show
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve our very own Jay Anthony Brown, it's
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: always here with the foolishness. Can count on him. And
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: he's got details on his brand new book, tell us
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: about it. Just finish my new book, Steve, and it's
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: called one hundred and one Ways to Start an Argument. Um.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Several chapters in the book. Um chapter one. You know,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: laugh on the phone for no reason, just just laugh.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: So yeah, it would start an argument. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Chapter chapter seven is a real good chapter. Take a
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: shower in the middle of the day, just just showering. Yeah,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: what are you going? Shower? That's on Sunday. This is
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: a good one for Sunday. Say say I'm going to
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: a different church by myself. That's what you say. Sure,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be on. Ways to start an argument, Yeah,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: put an empty bag in the closet and just walk away.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Just put it up and just walk away. Yeah, what's that.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. Don't go up there, don't go
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: up there. It's what you mean. Don't go up there,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: don't go up there. A Ways to start arguments, say
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: this phrase right here, This really works. Say I'll be
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: right back and leave, Just leave, Just leave. Where are
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: you going? I'll be right back. Don't worry about where
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I'm going. I'll be right back. You mean, don't weary
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: about it? Yeah, just walk out of here. You just
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: praised right here on the phone. This really gets an argument.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Say good job, Beckett, I'll see you to mar and
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: then came up the phone backy with the good hair?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Back why the hair you got to your courage? Backy, damn,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: good job Becky? Where she do so bad? But your
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: blacks starts to be commenting on it? A new book
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: How to start an argument? Ask your mate, your lady,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: when's up? Where's your friend coming over here? You know
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: when Mike, she hain't been over here? When she coming here?
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: She sing? Oh oh no, Yeah that starts argument. Yeah
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: he's a pretty good jay. Argument Yeah, ways to started argument.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: No matter what movie she says she want to go to,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: you say, oh I seen it already. Oh your job,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: you're going the movies now? Okay, time to go see. Yeah,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I've seen that. That's I've seen that. I've seen it.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I seen it. Here's another one. Here's another one. Ways
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: to starting argument. You own the phone and you laugh
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: real damn loud and then you stop whispering. And this
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: is why he's divorced. How to run somebody off? One?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Give me one, give me one. I put it in
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: the book head buy your wife some running shoes color? Yeah, man, yeah,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: by some running shoes that it. Yeah, all of a sudden,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: all of us sudden in the middle of the day,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: you put on a clean shirt. You woke up in
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: one shirt and put on another? What you change your
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: shirts for? I cannot just put on a new shirt? No, no, no,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: you cannot. What's wrong with all? Can just go up
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: the book? Ja? Can? I just had one more last
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: one moment? Really? Yeah? Come on to start an argument
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: in your house, guaranteed. Come on. What come in from
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: work and pull your pants off and ain't got no draws?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: All right? Thanks Jay and Steve. You just command you
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: up next with today frank phone call. Right after this.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harpy Morning Show. All right, coming up
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject is my
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: husband's friend can't stay here. But right now, nephew in
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: the building with today's prank phone call. What you got
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: for us. Now to truck try what's that toe truck driving? Yes?
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: To character here it is lazy and total truck driver running.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Canny man. They did it, blew out the whole electrical
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: system and old hello. Hello, I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: trying to find Candy. Who is this? It's scanny man.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Okay you you are you the guy with the toe truck.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: You're you're the toe truck driver and ask me trucking. Okay, hey, man,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: you jump started my girls call three days ago and
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: blew the old electrical system out. Man, I did, old on,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: hold on, let me get back to my truck. You said,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I did what man? You do jump people's vehicles when
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: they when they got a stall vehicle. Don't you what
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I do? I jumped vehicles? Okay, So you actually did
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: my girl's car about three days ago. Man, you just
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: started her car. But now when you you over jumped it,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: it's what you did. Okay. You didn't blow out the
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: whole electrical system in the whole car to dad board,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: everything is just completely out. And they tell about this's
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: gonna be by fifteen hundred dollars to get this thing.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, now what was this? My name kimned man?
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: But you Mr Ceila, Man, you jump started, you over
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: jumped hard car. Well just wait, wait a minute, Cannada.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: There's no such thing as over jump in a car.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: You can't over jump a car, man, Man, let me
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: tell your couch now. I whoever told you that? That's
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: just now, that's just hey. Let me tell you something. Man.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: You overjump my girl's car, okay, and you blew out
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: jump a car? Well, you mean you that's what you did, man?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: You didn't blow out the entire electrical system, the entire
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: dad's board, it's completely dead. The people at the dealership
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: saying it's gonna take fifteen hundred dollars to get this
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: thing backed up and run it, well, you may want
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: to take it comew there. So they're trying to riff
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: you off. There's no such There ain't no such things
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: over jumping a car and blowing. And if she drove
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: off that day, then she should be fine. I've jumped
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: plenty of cars. I jumped cars all day long. People
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: always need to jump I know one. I've never overjumped
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: it system. Look, you overjumped this car, okay, and that's
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: the reason why it's completely shut down. All the fuses
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: have blown out, everything is completely dead. You over jumped
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: the car, and now it's a fifteen hundred dollars And
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: the reason why I'm calling you is you should be
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: the person paying for this. No, no, hell no, no,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: now that's sure ain't gonna happen. I'm not gonna pay
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: for something I didn't do. You did it. You don't
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: want overjumped it? Man, You overjumped the car. I don't
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: over jumped cars. Now that and now wait a minute,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: and now wait, just one man. Man, I'm not gonna
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: argue with you. I jumped cars all the time. And
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: you mean to tell me I overjumped your You you're
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: a you know what you're gonna get you? Well, if
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I don't get this fifteen hundred dollars, I'm sorry. You
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: said what You're gonna get your swoop. If I don't
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: get this fifteen hundred dollars to take care of this
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: whole car, in the whole electrical system, well, I tell
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: you what. I'm over here on Martin Luther King right now.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Name you're talking about whooping somebody? You bring it tone
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: over here now, I don't forward youthing cars and I'm
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: gonna hold you know money, and you're only fifteen hundred dollars.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: You cut your son of but you only pit hold you.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: So let me tell you something. You'll be in for
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: a long day. I will take this toe truck and
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: ram it straight up your and I'm not playing with
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: you now, I don't. I well don't talk to people
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: like this, and I should have held don't appreciate it
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: when someone talks to me like that, whooping. You gotta
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: let it. You know what, You're gonna mess around and
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: get your little cold truck told off something. That's what's
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: gonna what and you're gonna get you whoop in the
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: mix to all of this. Man, let me tell you something.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I need this fifteen hundred dollars today asks formorrow so
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I can get my girl cost Fecuse I don't owe
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: you well that I jumped this car off at because
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: that's exactly where I'll meet. Yet you you drop my
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: girl call off at her job. She was downtown at
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: her job. What street? Because I'm down there a lot,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know what street there, but she see where downtown?
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: See that's your troblem. You're such a dumb she don't
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: even know what treat its own. And you know I
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: don't want you fifteen hundred dollars. You are crazy, and
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: let me know what I'm fifteen hundred. I'm gonna get
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: this fifteen hundred out of you. Now, you're gonna make
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: a decision on which one you want to do. If
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: you're gonna bring me the fifteen hundreds today or tomorrow,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: how you'll whooped? You got your five o'clock tomorrow, son,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: You ain't gotta wait on tomorrow. I made my decision
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: right now. I ain't gonna happen. I ain't ever gonna happen.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I don't owe you, And if you can get it
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: out of my son, you can have it. But I
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: mentioned this much, you bet it back a lunch. It's
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: gonna be a lone mine for you, buddy. I don't
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: care how long it's gonna be. You're gonna get a
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: feel teen hundred dollars woman, that's what you're gonna get,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: candy or candy man. You're gonna play. You're gonna play
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: the fifteen hundred dollars. You call me what you want
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: to call me, son, but I tell you that fo
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: you'll call me something else you country. Listen, Son, I've
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: got to go. I got work to do. I've got
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: somebody outside rate waiting on me right now to hook
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: up the car. I ain't got time to be arguing
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: with you, sir, all right now, if you really want
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: to find me, you really want to find Candy Man,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: everybody out there knows how to find me. You understand me.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: So if you really want that fifteen hundred dollars, Son,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: you come and get it. But I ain't got time
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: to be sitting here arguing with you all today. I
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: got work to do. I gotta get back out of
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: this truck. I got one more thing I need to
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: tell you, and I want you to put this in
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: your mind, good and strong or you living. I'm gonna
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: listening to your son over. You ain't gonna say about
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: me giving you fifteen hundred dollars. I'll tell you what
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I want to tell you. This. This is Nephew called
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: me from the Steve Harvey Morning to show you just
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: got franked by another record driver named you know you
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: know what. You're listening to this because I owe you
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: fifteen right let him use you? Hey, Hey, hey man,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: have you all Margie showed me something today and I'm
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: gonna get to it. But it's how can you tell
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: when a child is raised by older people? Man? I
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: heard something so funny over the weekend, and so I
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: wrote them down. I came up with the top three
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: ways to find out if a child it's being raised
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: by old people. Okay, okay, what you got? He real little?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Now about seven years old? I can't okay, Dante, Dante's
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: time for you to come in the house. Well, let
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: me get on in here before I have to say
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: something that seven year old Dante. This you know you're
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: being raised by old people? Away ground right here? Dante?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Where's your brother? I gotta keep up with him like
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I ain't got enough to do. Yeah, old people, Dante?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: How old are you ill be? Eight? Come next Tuesday,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Lord Willie? Yeah, ib eight, come next Tuesday, Lord Willie.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: That's true that eight year old boy. They asked a
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: little boy this shit? Well I only use it, and
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I'll be eight come next Tuesday, Lord Willie. He must
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: stay with his grandpa. All right, Thank you, Steve. That
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: was fun. Up next Strawberry letters subject, my husband's friend
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: can't stay here. We'll get into it right after this.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show Time now for
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need advice and relationships, work, sex, parenting, dating,
• 51:42
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• 51:46
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• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Let's go buckle up and hold on tight. We got
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: my husband's friend cannot stay here. Dear Stephen Shirley, I
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: am a very happily married woman in my early fifties
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: and I have an issue with my husband's longtime friend
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: and fraternity brother. My husband's friend lives in another state
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: for work, but he loves to come visit all his
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: buddies in the city that my husband and I live in.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: When he comes to town, he would take turns staying
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: at different friends' houses. His first visit to our new
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: home was earlier this year and he stayed the entire weekend,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: and that was okay as a one time deal. Since then,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: he started alerting my husband that he would be in
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: town and would need a place to crash. We're all
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: a tight knit group of friends, and I know he
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: wore out as welcome at another couple's home, so he
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: set his sights on our house. I told my husband
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: that I am totally against him thinking our home is
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: his weekend getaway. This put me and my husband at
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: extreme odds, and my husband told me that he feels
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: like it's not his home because I make the rules.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: My husband claiming he's making up excuses whenever his friend
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: mentions he's coming to town. I think that my husband
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: is being absolutely ridiculous. We're adults in a nice new home,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: not a frat house. His friend can easily afford a
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: hotel room every month, but he is too cheap to
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: pay for it. He'd rather stay with his fraternity brothers
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: than save his money. I don't mind if he comes
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: by the house to visit while he's in town, but
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I do not want his company at my house every
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: other weekend. I love my husband and I don't want
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: to continue to fight over this, but I am very
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: firm on my beliefs. Am I being selfish? Please advise? No, no, no,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: you're not being selfish, not at all. And that's coming
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: from a person who absolutely loves company. You guys know
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: how much I love company. But no, you're not being selfish.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Nothing you have said is wrong. No, your husband, your
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: house is not a weekend getaway. And yes, your husband
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: is being ridiculous. Your nice new home is in a
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: frat house. That's crazy. I mean, what do your husband
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: and his frat brother not understand about this? I don't
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: get it. If frat can afford a hotel room, then
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: frat should get a hotel room. If he can't afford that,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: then he needs to stay at home. He's already worn
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: out his welcome with another couple that's in this tight
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: knit group with you guys. As far as you and
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: your husband and all this fighting and everything, your husband
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: husband should be happy that you're being very hospitable to
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: his frat. You're welcoming him into your home. You just
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: don't want him to stay there and make your home
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: the weekend get away. I don't understand what the problem is.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Your husband needs to grow up. He is now no
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: longer in a fraternity. You guys are in your early fifties.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, lord, lord Lord, welcome back. Ain't this
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: woman to come back? Yeah? Well on, behalf of Tommy
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: and myself. We show hoping this ain't a QR cappel.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: But it damn shows sound like somebody I know, Lord
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Cheese father, God, Please don't let this be a queue.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't say it's gonna be half of Tommy. Lord,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: don't let it be a new please, Lord, but this
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: show sound like one of them. To me, let me
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: dig into this letter. One of my friend brothers is listening.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Will tag your answers it. Oh, I'm a happily married
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: woman in my early fifties and I got an issue
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: with my husband's longtime friend and fraternity brothers. See all
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: of the fracts that end in sigh, cappa alpha, si
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: and o't maga side fire that rhymes with sigh and
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: fi also rhymes with it to the Day I die Ka,
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  Speaker 1: side to the day out, dow mega SACI fire to
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: the day out That So, now we fifty, we come
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  Speaker 1: to town. Yes, he takes turns staying at different friends housing.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: First visitor, I knew home was earlier this year. He
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: stayed then tire weekend and that was okay, but it
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: was a one time deal. Well since then he didn't
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: start telling his husband that he gonna be in town
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: and he needed a place to crash. Now you say
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: we all a tight nick group of friends. But he
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: didn't wore out his welcome out the other couple's house.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: See they're tired of his ass. Yes, yes, see they're
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: sick and tired of his ass because it's different now.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: So now he just said his house. I'm gonna get
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: into why it's different than a minute. I got some
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: funny stuff about this hill. But let me tell you see,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: now he'd have said his house on set his side,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: So in your house to prom she having is she
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: just said our new home. They had just moved in
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: and they've been working, saving their money like good folks,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: got themselves together and got themselfs a new house. That
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: his ass comes now he want to call him and
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: he want to stay over there, and he got ran
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: out to other people's house. Now now I told my husband,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I'm totally gives him thinking our home is a weekend getaway.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Now you and your husband's at the odds. And he
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: told me that he feels like it's not his home
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: because I make the rules. What dog it ain't. It's
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: her house too, though, and if she make a rule
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: in the house, we can't break the rule. My husband
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: claims he's been making excuses whenever his friends mentioned he's
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: coming to town as you should. I think my husband
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: being ridiculous. Damn it, he is that his depart we're
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: adults in a nice new home. Correction, y'all ain't adults,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: y'all fick. That's different. You adults when you thirty, hold on, Steve,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: hold on you fifty, you fifty, stop saying you in
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: the dunk holds the damn near dead well. That part
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: two coming up at twenty three after the hours. Subject
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: of today's Strawberry Letter. Mind subject my husband's friend can't
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: stay here. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Subject my husband's friend can't stay here. Here's this fifty
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: year old couple and bought themself a nice new house. Now,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: dude got a frat brother that that don't like spending
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: his money, so he's staying there by the house. All
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: the frat brothers when he comes to town. Now there's
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: one couple and got sick of his hands and told
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: him he ain't coming over there normal. So now he
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: just set his sights on y'all house. Now the problem
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: is this couple and just bought the house because they
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: got a new house. So now that she just setting
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: up brother, now I'll now hear his ass car frat bro.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: But this is different though. She says that the husband
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: is upset and saying that he feels like it's not
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: his home because I make the rules. What dog it
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: is her house. She get to make the rules, just
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: like you get to make some rules. But if y'all's
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: rules conflict the person to make the rule win, That's
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: just how I go. Man, Marjorie say, I can't eat
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: in the bed. Now this is my house. I make
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: all the payments around him. But her rule is you
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: can't eat in the bed. So guess what. I can't
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: bring no food in there. I bring it in there
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: if I want to, the whole whole lot won't be happy.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Don't bring it in there. I bring it in there
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: if I won't do Yeah, that's what you tell us. Yeah,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: not only will you not be eating in the bed,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be doing damn thing else. Yeah. Okay, So
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: my husband claims he's been making up excuse when it
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: friends mentioned that he's coming. I think my husband is
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: being ridiculous and he is because we're adults in a
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: nice new home, not a flat house. His friend can
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: easily afford a hotel room every moment, but he too
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: cheap to pay for it. He rather stay at his
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: frat brothers and say the money. Now. I don't mind
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: if he comes to the house to visit when he
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: in town, but I don't want to come to my
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: house every other weekend. And you are absolutely correct, lady.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: I love my husband. I don't want to continue to
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: fight over this, but I'm very firm on my beliefs
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: and I being selfish. No, you're not your husband is now.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: I'm in a frat that we swear by or make
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: a sci fire to the day. I do. But you
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: can't stay at my house. Can't no frat brother come
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: and stay at my house? No, I ask me feel
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: how you want to feed all team? Dog team dog team?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Not getting my house? We not I'm sixty two. You're
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: an adult. See I'm not an adult. I'm sixty two.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: I'm well pass a dulthhood. See you got you got
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: young adults, you got young adults. Yeah, you got grown
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: ass people. You got senior citizens, and you got old
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: ass people. That's how you break it down. I'm fighting it,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: but I'm damn near one of them. Last. I'm damn there.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Grown ass people, senior citizens, old people. So now let's
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: just be real. You can't stay in my house. And
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: you want to know why you can't stay at my
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: house because old people different than young guests. Old guests
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: is different from young guests. What do you see? Young people?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: They go out and you gotta give him a key
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: to get back in. Somebody gotta be up there, gonna
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: rain the doughbell. They wear your asks when they come
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: to the house. Who is that downstairs? Maybe that's Pooky back.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: He got to get in three o'clock. Old people stay there.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Old people sit around. Old people watch TV with you.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Old people want to change your channel. Old people need pajamas.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Needed my feet cold? You got sicked, girl. You gotta
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: extra t shirt out down? You got a fresh shirt
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: I can wear. Now. You gotta do laundry. Young people
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: eat a lot of food. Young people just be in
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: there eating, eat anything, want to get pizza all that?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Old people different. Old people got died to restriction, clean
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: stuff out the frigerator. They allergic to nuts. You can't
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: serve no dairy now they got gas because they laptose
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: intolerant yo, ask you got dairy and everything? The whip potatoes,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: no getting there where you put cream in there? Now
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: he's just in there. Fine, all be the laxative. Now
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: he needs some monium ad to stop the die real.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: You're just all too much old people. Young people come
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: to your house down here? What temperature it is? Old
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: people want to be over that message with the thermometer
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: too wall in hill? It's too cold in hill? What
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: temperature y'all keep it at? Old people ask questions, what
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: y'all light bill? What kind of toolitician? Y'all? You y'all
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: ain't got no double plot. I keep breaking through this single.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Ain't you in the hotel on the same word? You go?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Email, email us, your Instagram us, your thoughts got
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey FM. Or check out the Strawberry Letter
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: on the podcast on demand. Okay, coming up at forty
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: six after the hour, Steve's back. In case you haven't noticed,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: you had a few more thoughts on today's Strawberry Letters.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter and the different this old frat brook keep
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: coming over his house, and the lady don't want it.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: You don't want old people at your house like I
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: will telling you p old people different, Tom says some
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: on the commercial break. Old people get up early. Yeah,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: oh yeah here, don't drink. What are you doing your room?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Te y'all got sweeten lope, sweet lope? Don't tell nobody
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: you sweeten load anymore? Now that's all I use in
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: sweeten lope, sweet and low. Didn't you hit about to
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: cancel with no rat? Dog? I ain't no rat. I'm
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: a dog quick barking. Grand kids is upstairs and they scared.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Then you come home. His old lass sitting up there.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: He don't know how to work the thermitstat that he
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: got it hot his head in the house. You come
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  Speaker 1: in the house. He's sitting there there watching TV. He
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  Speaker 1: hang around my friends, the frustration, you know, what drive
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I think Carl is absolutely correct, and
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  Speaker 1: that's that suburban mom crew that he's trying to desperately
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  Speaker 1: appeal to. Now with the term with the scare tactic,
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  Speaker 1: which is all he knows how to do, intimidation, devisiveness,
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  Speaker 1: scare tactics. He's saying that I'll keep your suburbs safe. Yea,
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  Speaker 1: people that live in the suburbs a lot, a lot.
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  Speaker 1: That's not the fear. See, he's creating a fear. Nothing's
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• 1:20:41
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• 1:23:17
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• 1:23:29
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• 1:23:36
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