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Happy Memorial Day, Steve's Jobs, Grilling Tips, Comedy Roulette and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all don't know y'all at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given the.
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  Speaker 4: Bus bus.
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  Speaker 5: Steve listening to.
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  Speaker 1: Show, I don't Joy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 7: Show.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta use that.
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  Speaker 7: You love you.
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  Speaker 8: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 2: To turn the mouth turn you probably got to turn
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  Speaker 2: the mouth, turn out a the money.
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  Speaker 3: Jo Look, come.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, you think I sure will?
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  Speaker 5: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 5: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Got a radio show. Man, oh man, oh man. You
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  Speaker 1: know what y'all.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, really, the goodness of God is overwhelming if
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  Speaker 5: you think about it, I mean, really really think about it,
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  Speaker 5: even when your circumstance doesn't look so bright, even when
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  Speaker 5: you're going through something that's causing you discomfort, pain, Even
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  Speaker 5: in that God's goodness is actually overwhelming because don't forget
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  Speaker 5: why you're going through this moment.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, this too shall pass, but also secondly.
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  Speaker 5: Remember man, ain't everything else that you've gone through that
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  Speaker 5: seems so insurmountable at.
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  Speaker 1: The time, didn't you get past that too? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's amazing.
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  Speaker 5: If you really think about it, you don't get stuck
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  Speaker 5: on any one issue your whole life. The only people
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  Speaker 5: that get stuck on an issue they whole life is
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  Speaker 5: people who won't let it go. That's really all it is.
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  Speaker 5: There are people who exist, and you may be one
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  Speaker 5: of them. Oh please know, I've been guilty of it
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  Speaker 5: myself before, but I learned something. There are things in
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  Speaker 5: my past that I just would not let go of.
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  Speaker 5: It was done, it was over with. I was past it,
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  Speaker 5: but I I would not let go of it.
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  Speaker 1: It was over.
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  Speaker 5: The dude that did it tell me didn't exist no more.
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  Speaker 5: The problem that it created didn't exist no more. The
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  Speaker 5: only problem that kept hanging on was I would not
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  Speaker 5: let it go. And man, you can't go forward if
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  Speaker 5: you gonna keep looking in the past. It's an impossible thing.
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  Speaker 5: It's like driving a car. If you keep looking only
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  Speaker 5: in the rearview mirror while you're driving, you're going to
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  Speaker 5: crash pretty soon. And a lot of people just keep
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  Speaker 5: crashing over and over and over and over because you
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  Speaker 5: won't drive your car. You keep looking in the real
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  Speaker 5: view mirror at your past. Oh woe it's me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you know they did me like that. You know
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  Speaker 1: I ain't been the same since he cheated on me. Oh, man.
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  Speaker 5: Every since she stole my money, I ain't been the
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  Speaker 5: same man she played me, and ever since that I
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  Speaker 5: done treated women differently. You may have some deeper stuff
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  Speaker 5: going on, but eventually, guess what, do you understand that
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  Speaker 5: when you have a relationship God with God, you can
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  Speaker 5: take that to him too and drop it off and
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  Speaker 5: leave it there.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know that He can fix and heal that.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it's something serious like that that you need fixing
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  Speaker 5: or healing from, a relationship with God can fix and
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  Speaker 5: heal that. But man, come on, y'all, whatever it is,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm not trying to downplay it or make it
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  Speaker 5: act like it wasn't traumatic in your life, because oh God,
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  Speaker 5: you don't want to know. You don't want nobody to
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  Speaker 5: do that to you because you want to be the
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  Speaker 5: you know, the post a child for misery. So please
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  Speaker 5: don't let me take that from you. If that's your position,
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  Speaker 5: that's your hall of fame card you hanging on to.
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  Speaker 5: I'm the poster child for misery. Oh no one is
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  Speaker 5: more woe than me than Please don't let Steve try
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  Speaker 5: to take that from you. You go ahead and hang
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  Speaker 5: on to that. But let me tell you something though,
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  Speaker 5: If that's what you're gonna hang on to. That's what
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna always be the poster child for misery. At
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  Speaker 5: one point in time, you're gonna have to get on
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  Speaker 5: and move past it. Sometimes, man, it's merely a simple
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  Speaker 5: thing of taking it to God and leaving it there.
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  Speaker 5: You know, some people don't have money for therapy. Some
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  Speaker 5: people don't even know who to call for therapy. God
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  Speaker 5: is the best psychologist in the world. He can fix
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  Speaker 5: it for you. There is nothing too hard for God.
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  Speaker 5: You know when something seems impossible, y'all, God does the
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  Speaker 5: impossible all the time every day.
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  Speaker 1: You won't know how I know.
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  Speaker 5: I just look at a couple basic things. Do you
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  Speaker 5: know that that sun comes up every day in the morning.
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  Speaker 5: It comes up in the east and it sets in
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  Speaker 5: the west. You can't do nothing about that. All you
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  Speaker 5: can wish because you plant at your flowers on a
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  Speaker 5: certain side of your house.
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  Speaker 1: You can wish all you want.
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  Speaker 5: Then maybe one day he would bring it up out
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  Speaker 5: the northwest, so those flowers would be No. Now it's
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  Speaker 5: gonna come up out the east, and once the sun
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  Speaker 5: hits the horizon when you look in the water, like
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  Speaker 5: if you ever out in La and you see the
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  Speaker 5: sun going down. Once the sun once you can visually
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  Speaker 5: see the sun touching the horizon, you have three minutes.
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  Speaker 5: You have exactly three minutes. You can sit there with
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  Speaker 5: your watch. You can time, yeah, three minutes and it's gone.
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  Speaker 5: Three minutes is gone.
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  Speaker 1: I read that somewhere and then I and tried it.
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  Speaker 5: It's gone every day if it's clear enough, not cloudy.
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  Speaker 5: Once the sun touches the horizon. On water, you got
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  Speaker 5: three minutes. When the wind blows, you can't do nothing
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  Speaker 5: about it. He can bring it from the northeast, he
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  Speaker 5: can bring it from the west, he can bring from
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  Speaker 5: the south. He can bring it hard, he can bring
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  Speaker 5: it cool, he can bring it hot. It's certain things
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  Speaker 5: that God does the impossible all the time. How those
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  Speaker 5: stars sitting up there, How can you find these constellations?
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  Speaker 5: The big dipp of the Little Dipper, Ryan the Hunter
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  Speaker 5: All that's God.
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  Speaker 6: God.
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  Speaker 5: Ain't nothing you can do about it. You can't reach
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  Speaker 5: them stars, you can't shoot at them, you can't move
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  Speaker 5: them out the way. Or Ryan the Hunter's belt, there's
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  Speaker 5: gonna beat them three stars out of ankle. You can
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  Speaker 5: call it what you want to call it. Still, that's
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  Speaker 5: what it is. See, He does the impossible all the time.
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  Speaker 5: He created heaven and earth. You're saying that God can't
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  Speaker 5: get you through your past. Somebody did just to me.
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  Speaker 5: It's the worst thing I had, the worst childhood of
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  Speaker 5: any God can't get you past that. He can move heaven, mountains, Earth,
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  Speaker 5: he can form the Grand Canyon, he can make the
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  Speaker 5: water come over Niagara Falls twenty four seven. He can't
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  Speaker 5: fix yo little bitty past yours. It's amazing how people
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  Speaker 5: make their problems bigger than God. Somebody told me one time,
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  Speaker 5: stop telling God how big your problems are, and start
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  Speaker 5: telling your problems how big God is, and go on
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  Speaker 5: with your life. Quit driving your car looking in the
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  Speaker 5: rear view mirror. Ain't nothing back there but your past.
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  Speaker 5: And if it was hurtful or painful, or something you
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  Speaker 5: just felt like you can't get over, take your problems
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  Speaker 5: to God and leave them there. You hear the old
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  Speaker 5: spiritual all you've heard it, take your birdens to the Lord,
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  Speaker 5: leave them yet all the time.
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  Speaker 1: But you think that applies to everyone.
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  Speaker 5: But you, come on, man, a lot of people out
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  Speaker 5: there going through much worse than you have and have
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  Speaker 5: overcome it all. Why won't you take the step to
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  Speaker 5: overcome your past, so you can get on with driving
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  Speaker 5: your car and see what God trying to take you.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a trick of the enemy.
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  Speaker 5: The enemy tricks you from seeing your future by having
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  Speaker 5: you constantly looking in your past.
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  Speaker 1: Man, it's a trick of the devil.
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  Speaker 5: If the devil just let you quit, if he would
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  Speaker 5: just let you get to drive in your car, look
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  Speaker 5: out into your future. Your future shows hopefulness. You have
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  Speaker 5: hope when you see the future. But he can keep
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  Speaker 5: you in misery if he keep you looking at your
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  Speaker 5: miserable past. God looking for you, man, God would love
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  Speaker 5: to hear from you. Let's spend some time talking to
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  Speaker 5: God today. Hey God, what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: It's me. I know I ain't talk to you in
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  Speaker 1: a while, but feel bad about that. But I need you.
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  Speaker 7: He know that.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody should say that prayer all the time. It's cool.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you're listening.
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  Speaker 4: Morning show.
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  Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen. Prepare yourselves now how you do that?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I can give you some suggestions.
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  Speaker 5: Sit up, pay attention, tighten up, call you mom and Neil,
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  Speaker 5: brace yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Act right.
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  Speaker 5: All that applied to the beginning of the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 5: Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Here it is, it has begun. And to make you
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  Speaker 1: feel real comfortable, I'm is Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 7: She be.
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  Speaker 1: Sure to start, ben, I'm not comfortable. Good morning, Steve. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Honey is calling for real. I'm just gonna go with
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  Speaker 1: and hey, good morning.
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  Speaker 5: Look at him that Dawn Junior, that that there be
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  Speaker 5: who I am going up, nephew Tom going on.
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  Speaker 1: Over here right here, sir. Yeah. The only one uncomfortable
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  Speaker 1: with all this was that bushy Shirley Strawberry whatever, sir,
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  Speaker 1: always trying to speak proper, Grandma Lane. That's everything. You
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  Speaker 1: got to learn how to talk with this How I talk? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Probably your land.
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  Speaker 4: I remember.
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  Speaker 9: I first heard you on the radio. You were you
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  Speaker 9: were saying that's that. It may have been a few
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  Speaker 9: days before I came in to work with you in
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  Speaker 9: l A. Steve, you said, don't you told the audience,
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  Speaker 9: don't be calling up in here talking to me about
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  Speaker 9: how I talk?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is somebody had faxed me today. You saw country. Hey,
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  Speaker 5: you say your paper say because you're wasting it because
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  Speaker 5: I'm not finn change. I did that one time in
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  Speaker 5: my career. It never happened again. Don't be calling up
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  Speaker 5: in here talking.
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  Speaker 1: About how I talk.
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  Speaker 5: If that's what your facts say, We're gonna tag up
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  Speaker 5: and leave it in the flow, cause you know what
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  Speaker 5: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't nobody really email it much? You know? I had?
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, but faxing was big. I told them you
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  Speaker 5: just waited paper all y'all facts on the floor. Anybody
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  Speaker 5: stall y'all gotten to me talking about you sound country
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  Speaker 5: this Los Angeles. I don't know why they hide your
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  Speaker 5: country as because they don't know you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't nobody know you. You talk properts. Hell, don't nobody
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  Speaker 1: know you?
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  Speaker 6: All like you.
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  Speaker 5: That's why I'm on the damn radio. I was like, okay, boy,
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  Speaker 5: Shirley k me in that first day. She was just
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  Speaker 5: looking upside my head. I was looking upside her and said,
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  Speaker 5: I said, well, whatever, you know.
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  Speaker 1: That's what got me my job?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I said, you know, I said, she were telling
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  Speaker 5: me how to talk. I don't know what's she talking about, Steve,
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  Speaker 5: Did you mean to say that?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I do, no other ways saying I.
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  Speaker 9: Was just glad I did my homework so I knew
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  Speaker 9: who I was dealing with. What happened when I got there?
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  Speaker 9: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour. We
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  Speaker 9: have some church complaints for you. Right after this, you're listening.
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  Speaker 4: Morning show.
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  Speaker 9: Right now, it is time for the reverend and the deacon.
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  Speaker 9: They are here with church complaints.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wasn't wasn't really ready for that. I don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about hanging.
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  Speaker 5: Oh don't hell my regular Decon or regular Oh motown
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  Speaker 5: for it.
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  Speaker 1: That's all right. And Motown has win a little little.
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  Speaker 5: Sony Epic Colombia on them and really wore his ads
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  Speaker 5: out the best that I can.
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  Speaker 1: But we are here again calvot for church complaints.
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  Speaker 9: What is it?
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  Speaker 5: Ah?
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  Speaker 1: I passed that. To day we have mister Vera.
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  Speaker 8: Jean Gladmore is finally getting her beard cut. She has
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  Speaker 8: gotten tired of the members calling her Deacon Vernon instead
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  Speaker 8: of Vera.
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  Speaker 1: I passed.
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  Speaker 8: She is request in five cases of magic shave to
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  Speaker 8: get the entire beard off.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking more of a fund raising eff with her.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I was gonna put in a cage in the
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  Speaker 5: basement of the church and help people pay two dollars
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  Speaker 5: to see the bearded lady. Well, now that's that, and
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  Speaker 5: raised money for the building fund exactly into circus. So
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  Speaker 5: it's a fundraiser or we could have her up a
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  Speaker 5: black like or like like doing car wash. Right, have
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  Speaker 5: her entry end behind the drape.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I can bring this up to her, but she's
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  Speaker 8: really focusing on getting the magic shave on and getting
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  Speaker 8: the bed at all.
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  Speaker 5: But that's will run that bar first before we spend
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  Speaker 5: the money on the magic chip. You're not gonna get
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  Speaker 5: a case. Well, now she needs more than a case,
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  Speaker 5: pastor to get all that hair off. Well, see first
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  Speaker 5: you have to shave it down or nephew, then you
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  Speaker 5: use magic chick, you know, put it over the us.
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  Speaker 1: That's deacon. It's not nephew, it's deacon. Okay, well, old character,
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  Speaker 1: get it together, reverenced, here's something that you need to know.
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  Speaker 8: Past to our sister the Conde Jenkins and brother Levonte
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  Speaker 8: Rivers are scheduled to be married in three weeks. Instead
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  Speaker 8: of you doing the wedding, they are requesting Bishop Carry,
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  Speaker 8: who just did.
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  Speaker 1: The wraw wedding for Prince Harry and making Marca.
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  Speaker 8: They want him, as well as thirty men on heart
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  Speaker 8: as escort m to the reception as they ride.
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  Speaker 1: In a carry. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Well, well, well look like I won't be doing the wedding.
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  Speaker 5: Huh well, well, I'm just saying this. Good luck in
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  Speaker 5: getting outside or help, which is wedding. You might can
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  Speaker 5: get the preacher that did. Oh yeah, markle with man.
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  Speaker 5: You might be able. I don't know him, but you may.
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  Speaker 5: You may be a putel train. Come up with the
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  Speaker 5: necessary fee.
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  Speaker 1: But I tell you what, You're not gonna have thirty
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  Speaker 1: damn horses though, I bet you don't have money for that.
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  Speaker 8: M All right, past the word on, Pastor, listen beyond
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  Speaker 8: say just about a new thirty dogs dogs don't nobody won't.
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  Speaker 8: That's not elegant, the pastor. The elegance is when the
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  Speaker 8: horse says an elegance costs money. Deacon, I understand. I'm
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  Speaker 8: just telling you what they wanted.
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  Speaker 1: But they quit where they were. Well quit. Uh, here's
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  Speaker 1: something you need to know, Pastor. The trips. The turch
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  Speaker 1: robes have now been converted with the pins in them.
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  Speaker 8: The choir would be singing a marathon concert to raise
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  Speaker 8: money for their summer trip to Jerusalem. Members are complaining.
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  Speaker 8: They're saying, this concert is going to stink. It's up
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  Speaker 8: to you to fix this one. Past once again, well,
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  Speaker 8: I understand the need for the quir to have a
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  Speaker 8: marathon country. Now do understand off the application of the
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  Speaker 8: pins side of the rope?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? They then now you did do you? Now you
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  Speaker 1: step into the road.
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  Speaker 8: You step into the road and you actually you stepping
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  Speaker 8: into the depending as you.
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  Speaker 1: Can ride right right right, kind of like a jumper. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you zip it out. Okay, Well that's gonna be interesting.
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  Speaker 5: If sister Bernice needs help with her robe, a little
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  Speaker 5: sister her to step down in her because Lord.
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  Speaker 1: Him, yeah, loud onion on that woman, God Jesus start
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  Speaker 1: off fault creator of the.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not talking about the one down that out back either.
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  Speaker 5: I'm talking about the original blooming you.
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  Speaker 8: It'll make your crime put tears in yes, all right
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  Speaker 8: past the mister Glenda Fraser will be doing how sug
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  Speaker 8: Avery song and dance. He's asking that all the men
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  Speaker 8: come out and making rain this Wednesday night at the
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  Speaker 8: juke joint around the corner.
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  Speaker 1: He said, you gave her one hundred dollars the last
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  Speaker 1: time I gave you her.
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  Speaker 5: One hundred dollars to stop. So she might have been
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  Speaker 5: doing the shug avery day, but she looked just like sugar,
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  Speaker 5: like I just learned something that was shug avery. This
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  Speaker 5: over time, because I swear to God, I thought it
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  Speaker 5: was shooting, not death, real basting death row sugar like
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  Speaker 5: look just like it scared me to death. So that
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  Speaker 5: hundred I gave her was to stop. Get down right, girl,
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  Speaker 5: I got a visual just like it.
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  Speaker 9: Lord Uh coming up next as the CLO our Chief
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  Speaker 9: Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is time for ask
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  Speaker 9: the c l O Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. Here
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  Speaker 9: we go, Chucky and Teneck says, I flew to Florid
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  Speaker 9: the last week and the lady next to me on
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  Speaker 9: the plane.
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  Speaker 4: Flirted with me the whole flight.
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  Speaker 9: We got a room at a hotel by the airport
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  Speaker 9: and stayed overnight together. Her shirt ended up in my
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  Speaker 9: bag by mistake. I didn't find it, my wife did.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not a convincing liar, so I pretended to get angry.
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  Speaker 1: What can I tell her? Okay, boy, let me just
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  Speaker 1: chest tase you for a minute. How did you bring
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  Speaker 1: ance to your house? That's what you're mad? And how
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  Speaker 1: her shirt get in your bag? On? Her shirt is
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  Speaker 1: a blouse, Your shirt is a shirt. Ain't no way
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  Speaker 1: around tho blods. I didn't find it.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: My wife found Now I'm not a convincing lie where
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: your ass is dead?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Help him out? What can he tell me? What did
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: he tell her? He got mad? What can he tell her? Yeah?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: A lot of things. Best I could tell you at
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: this point is.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know how in the hell these maids that
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: brought somebody's laundry into my damn room and now it's
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: in this bag?
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: How else would it get in that? I talked to
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: you last night? Huh didn't I That's all you got
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: at this point? Food mad?
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: No, I'm mad because the lie got to be told immediately,
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: not two days later after you write up. You can't
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: come up with nothing. Now, boy, you got to be instant.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: You got to you got to be Maxwell House. You
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: got to be Forger's hot water coffee and that hot
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: while you get in hot water, guess what you're gonna
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: get back? Coffee, baby, black, not long coffee. Tommy, gimme
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: one baby?
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: What uh?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Here it is?
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: Baby, I'm in a play. I just wanted to surprise you.
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: This is part of my uniform, this part of my constant.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: That's what this is.
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: This ain't I'm in a play. It's coming out uh
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: next year sometime. Wen't rehearsal, that's all? Yeah, yeah, I play.
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: You don't even go to church.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Packing that he did in the hurry. That's how the
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: blouse got in there to slop it. That's why you're
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: mad at his pagion. You know, I'm mad because well
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: the package due what?
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: First of all, though, ye'll h him not together in
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: the hotel, y'all just met on a plane.
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: We u.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Dog, you got to do some type of background research.
• 23:23
  Speaker 9: So this is this is why men shouldn't cheat though,
• 23:28
  Speaker 9: All right, sloppy surely?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Uh just dumb? All right, here we go.
• 23:35
  Speaker 9: Anna in Atlanta says, we have new neighbors and my
• 23:38
  Speaker 9: husband and I think they're swingers. They have a lot
• 23:40
  Speaker 9: of company that stays at their house all night on
• 23:43
  Speaker 9: the weekends. And we figured either their swingers or renting
• 23:47
  Speaker 9: out room. We don't like the extra traffic in our neighborhood.
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: So do we have the right to ask what they're
• 23:53
  Speaker 9: up to?
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Hell?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: No, that ain't your house, that ain't your business, that
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: ain't your man. You ain't here wotan they have who
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: they wanted their house?
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: What's wrong with you?
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Where is thy ass?
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: Neighborhood watching let me pass them, don't know. Forget the
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: extra traffic in the neighborhood and all that. Just forget
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: everything out.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: What are they talking about? Extra tase?
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Some people spend the night at their house all the time.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: They can do what they want to do. They ain't
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: disturbing the peace. They ain't in your yard, ain't throwing
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: trash in your yard. They ain't parking in your driveway.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: You can't go over there and talk to them people
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: about what what it is is? You really want to
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: know what they're doing. That's all that is. You can't
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: go over there and talk to nobody about that. I
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: wish you would go on over there.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: All right, All right?
• 24:56
  Speaker 9: Moving on to Taylor in Southfield. Taylor says, I'm twenty single,
• 25:00
  Speaker 9: but I'm dating. My bestie is a male and he
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: wants us to buy a house together. I want to
• 25:06
  Speaker 9: buy something, but not sure if living with a man
• 25:09
  Speaker 9: will mess up my dating life. He's got a girlfriend
• 25:12
  Speaker 9: and she doesn't care.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: What should I do?
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: All y'all stupid, everybody in this question stupid. First of all,
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: he want to buy something, she want to buy something.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: He want to buy a house and want to buy
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: with her and his girlfriend?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Don't mind what it gonna make sense?
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: And then you're talking about you single, but you dating
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: and you you want to buy something? You thinking about
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: it with him? But will it mess up your dating life?
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: You stupid? He's stupid? You stupid? His girlfriend is stupid.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: What are y'all talking about?
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: To tell them?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Why you think they're so stupid?
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: You want to buy something, save your money and buy
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: What did you over there with him for? And why
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: do you think he wants to move in with shoe?
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Come boy, why don't he move in with his girlfriend friend?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Because he don't want her. He won't shoe with shoes.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: Gonna sit up there and move in. He want to
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: buy a house together his girlfriend. Don't mind his girlfriend,
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: don't mind? Who is this stupid?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Health?
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: There's some there's some ignorant mass right here. You know,
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: the new way of doing things? I think so, you know,
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: young people, this is one of the greatest generations we've
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: had in a long time. I really respect their abilities
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: and skill sets and ditch and different way of accomplishing
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: some things. But it's some stuff that's old fashioned. Man
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: ain't finna go out of style. And love is one
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: of them.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Love.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: Ain't finna ever go out of style and want to
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: be somebody somebody. Ain't finna go out of style. Y'all
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: keep trying these new fangle ass ways in these relationships.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: That's why I'm so jacked up now. Gonna send up
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: here buy a house with your friend who's got another girlfriend,
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: and she don't mind if y'all get a house together.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: But he want to buy the house with you, but
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: you want to be singing with you. He's a best
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: he's her bestie. No Besty wants to sleep with you.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Break it all the way down. I really understand. Yeah
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: there is yeah bad idea, Taylor.
• 27:40
  Speaker 10: All right, thank you, Clo, you're listening.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Morning show.
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: I gotta ask the guys, what was the best summer
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: job you ever had? And what job would you not
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: do again, no matter how much it paid?
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: Steve?
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: What job would I not do again, no matter how
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: you're paid? That foundry at for a motor.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Come, Oh, you you wouldn't do that.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't do that, and I would not do no
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: the worst that you know, the Foundry, I didn't like it,
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: the assimilar line at Ford.
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: I have some cool people I work with that wasn't bad.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: Going to work wasn't what I was meant to do.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: But uh, the linking electric is the worst job I've
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: ever had.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I hate it. What did you do there? What did
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: you do that?
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: I wrap coil wire? You It's really it's tough. You
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: know what dies are.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Dies are these.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: Small round things that you pull wire through, and every
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: die gets smaller. So the wire goes through and compresses
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: and shaves down and gets thinner and thinner. So let's
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: say the wire starts like a microphone cord, okay, and
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: what you're trying to get it down to is a
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: chord wire that goes in side of inside of speaker whire.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: It is really yeah, So you put that through.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: The die and it goes through this machine at a
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: high speed, and every diet goes through every six eight
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: feet gets small and smaller, and it wraps up into
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: a big coil.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: And then you got to box it up and put
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: it on the pallet.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Now to break even, your dad had to make two
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: hundred and thirty eight boxes a day.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Wow, it'd be some days. I finished. I got eighty
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: thirty short.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: Ugly, I mean, you.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: Know, but now you're gonna get a guarantee, but to
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: get the bonus you had to make extra and at
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: the end of the year, guys was getting fifty thousand
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: dollars bonuses.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Sixty five thousand dollars bonus. What you get? I ain't
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: never get a bonus. Oh you didn't even get a
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: bonus period? Why was it? Why was you so low
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: with yours? I hate it? Thank you, Tommy. You just
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: hated man.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: I didn't like doing the mechanical work to keep the
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: line running because you had to change ther dies all
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: the time, because the respect to come by and tell
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: you that your wire has a score in it, which
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: means a little scratch.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: That means one of the dies is wore out and
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: you don't catch it.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: And then the inspector come by and x out all
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: your boxes in the box with the scores and it
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: got to go. So you lose fifteen fifteen boxes went
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: up inspected. Come it was I hate it.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Wow, you're depressed telling us about it? So at that?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: What how old were you then?
• 30:44
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Twenty three? So that was one of your first full
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: time jobs. Right after did you quit? Did you quit
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: or they fired?
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I quit? I made story.
• 31:02
  Speaker 10: Say what is happening.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: You're not doing any business.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: Came through the small business, opened up, carp clean and
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: coming down. I didn't have no loan. I just wanted
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: to walk out with dignity. Look, hall, man, we're gonna
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: miss you. Man.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: You a good dude. Man, he was funny.
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: You kept us live in here. Man with that, Why
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I have been whooping your behind that.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Sad I was dying. Tell me I was dying, man.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Word midnight shipt from midnight to eight in the morning.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: I would be so so coming home I drive by
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: my exit. Wow, that's how sleepy I would be. I
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: missed my exit at least five times.
• 31:48
  Speaker 9: Okay, so let's switch it and ask you what was
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: the best summer job you had, because that depressed us.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: All.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I got a job at a swimming pool as a
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: lifeguard and can't swim. That's the best job in college.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: I got a job at the shimming pool of watching
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: girls as a lifeguard and couldn't swim.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: So that you had just hoping when nobody.
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: Get into Did anybody ever get in a in a
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: drastic situation?
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: No?
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Thank god? Oh you got lucky, man.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: I had all the life ramps and stuff over there,
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: I have so much stuff in that pool. I was
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: throwing furniture in the pool. I had so much furniture
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: in the pool that one dude got in trouble and
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: I threw so much stuff in the pool he could
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: walk out.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: He just threw a style foam cool out. I had
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: so much pool more furniture that he could walk out.
• 32:40
  Speaker 10: So they didn't test you or anything to see if
• 32:42
  Speaker 10: you could swim.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: They just hired you on the spot. That's crazy.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: Well, what happened was my name was Steve Harvey. Yes,
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: of course, it was a white guy at the school
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: named Steve Darby. Okay, he didn't come to work, so
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: I went, oh and I'm He said, are you Steve Arby?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I went yeah, no problem.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: He said, were you go handing me that little red thing?
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: He said, where's your shorts? Okay, so I told him
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: I have him tomorrow. I just bought my pants that
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: I rolled him up and sat up on this chair,
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: not a lifeguard things with the lady told him my
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: name is Steve Harvey. I got paid man about six weeks.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: What so Steve Darby never came back, No white guy.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: I have no idea what happened to this to he
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: ain't show up, Steve Harvey went on in there and
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: got the lifegu opposite, anybody had a drown in their pool,
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: they'd have been dead. Well god, I can't say nobody
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: it wasn't about to jump in that deep and in
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: tuble in this five foot.
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: And we know this just when the margin trying to
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: get in the water in Hawaii. You remember that he almost.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Yes he did, Yes, he did. And you did you
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: ever learn to swim?
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: Steve?
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I know how to swim a little bit?
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: I know how.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: You got ca I have I have get back, get
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: back whatever I fell off of I can swim good,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: get out. He gotta get out now that swim cross down.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: That ain't gonna hap.
• 34:26
  Speaker 9: I'm so glad you found your purpose. I'm so glad
• 34:29
  Speaker 9: you found your purpose.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: I had some money.
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Morning show?
• 34:35
  Speaker 9: All right, guys, it is time for a round of
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: would you rather? Would you rather eat Chicago hot dogs
• 34:43
  Speaker 9: or Chicago deep dish pizza for a week?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Hot dog for me? I mean, I love, I love,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I love both of them, But that damn going pizza.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna have to go on a deep body
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: full cleans. Yeah, you're on that now, right after Memorial
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Day weekend, right, Yeah, I'm on the cleans.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: But no, when I eat that a week of deep dish,
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to start with
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: an extreme animal.
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: Good.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: You made you point, Okay, I'm talking about damn, gonna
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: have to get the water hole. Damn here absolutely with
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: the naws alone it.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Why can squeeze that handle and get forced. I might
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: have to use a pressure washing.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Not a pressure washer.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: I'm about half water hair water coming out of my nose.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: I damn there drowned.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: That's a crazy visual. All right? Would you rather we're
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: moving on because you're crazy?
• 35:56
  Speaker 9: Would you rather have sex in a helicopter b or
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: that's in a space shuttle.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I can't get in this space shoveling waits. You're just floating.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: You can float and do it.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's cool because I'm not going to make me.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: That's too far not to be able to get back.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: But I ain't gonna be able to do it in
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: the helicopter. There's no way I can do it in
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: the helicopter.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I can't. No, I got nothing to do with the size.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: I can't look out this window, see the damn ground
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: like this, and expect to perform.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: That can't happen. You're all the way out of the
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: mood after.
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: You see that.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, there's nothing in me that's
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be excited. Once I know I'm in the air
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: and I can hear that blade.
• 36:44
  Speaker 8: Uh huh, I'm going. I'm going with the space booty
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: space booty wave.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: You're not taking my ass up your space. And then
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: it's something happened I can't get back. We ain't finna
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: do that gravity. I'm going to get in this helicopter
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: and just had wan going, Oh he wasn't about nothing
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: to talk about you your show?
• 37:07
  Speaker 9: Would you rather have long toenails or short baby teeth?
• 37:11
  Speaker 9: Which one little baby teeth or long toning?
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: No, hell no, I'm gonna get them long ass toenails.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: What I can't do is open up my mouth and
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: all of a sudden my teeth look like corn.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the man, my big old gog.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I got these big ass hips.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Open them on my little big ass teeth in there. Man,
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: you I gotta have teeth to get around these lips, all.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Right, All right? Thank you.
• 37:44
  Speaker 9: That's today's round of would you rather you're listening Hard
• 37:48
  Speaker 9: Morning Show? Well, Stephen Tommy, you two are like the
• 37:52
  Speaker 9: grilling experts on the show, the barbecue experts on the show.
• 37:57
  Speaker 10: So I wanted to know if you guys had any
• 37:59
  Speaker 10: tips us hips for grilling.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: For grilling, let me go, let me go first, he's
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: been cooking on that helm. Let me go.
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: This is what bothers me about people grilling. Quit putting
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: all that light of.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Fluid on your charcoal all your woods. That just drives
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: me crazy. Do you realize your meat smells just like
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: that light of fluid.
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: It tastes like that. Come on, man, get you some wood.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: They got some natural wood starters that you can put
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: in there and light those up. And now your wood
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: or your charcoal, whichever one you using, doesn't taste like
• 38:38
  Speaker 8: a smell like all this gas light of fluid you
• 38:41
  Speaker 8: can put on that.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: That's that's one of my tips right there. That's a
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: pet peeble man eat.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: So let me just piggyback off that and say to
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: start your fire. They sell, they'd sell. What time he's
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: talking about is fire starters, wood starters whereber little white
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: chunks they got match sticks that burn naturally that you
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: can put on it. But they have these things that
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: look like coffee cans. They look like a big giant
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: coffee mug. You put your charcoal in it and light
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: it from the bottom right, and that can get your
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: charcoal started a little bit more even for you. You
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: don't pour the charcoal in the basin of your thing.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: You pour the charcoal in this like big round pot
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: and it started like that. Yes, it's gotta handle on it.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Then you just pour it in there and they'll burn.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: Even this is little stuff you can learn. I have
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: another tip.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: When it's my tip.
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: Okay, here's another people that people that are you know, amateurs,
• 39:42
  Speaker 8: are grilling. They throw their chicken on and then you think,
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: twenty minutes later your chicken is done.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Your chicken ain't done? Okay, surely good and it's a sport.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: And why are you while we talking about cooking? Why
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: up trying to stay awake? Why it takes so long?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: We'll learn how to cook. Would be awake? Hell, the
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: people come over your house and not leave so much.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: If you can cook, you have bring something. So listen.
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: While you're cooking your chicken, keep flipping it and don't
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: be afraid the slice a piece and see what. Yeah,
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: if you see a little light red water, you need
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: to cook a little long. That means it's still some
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: blood in that. Keep cooking your chicken, keep flipping it,
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: and keep cooking. That's all I'm asking.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: Look, man, grilling ain't no thing where you can leave
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: your meat for ten minutes and walk off somewhere.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: That ain't There's some people going in the house for
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes.
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: What did you know?
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: You can't do that when you grilling. Grilling is a sport,
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: it's an activity. You got to move that chicken to
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: the front, to the back. Go ahead, okay, okay, let's
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: go back real yeah, go ahead that one.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Jay, Okay.
• 41:00
  Speaker 12: I know nothing about grilling.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I think what you guys are saying is great.
• 41:04
  Speaker 12: If you add a barbecue, please bring good ass plates.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 41:09
  Speaker 12: If the sign says cheap plates. If it says cheap plates,
• 41:14
  Speaker 12: damn it, don't bring them. Okay, it says cheap plates,
• 41:18
  Speaker 12: right there, bring good ass plates.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: All right, here's one quick. When I give it back
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: on the steak. When you when you he said your charcoals,
• 41:27
  Speaker 8: are you eaving them out?
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: When you get it, when you get it going. But
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: some of us like to have a real hot side
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: and then a warm side while you cook it. You understand.
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: But you may have more wood or more charcoals on
• 41:40
  Speaker 8: one side and then on another side you got you
• 41:42
  Speaker 8: still got wooden charcoals, but it's not as heavy as
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: the other side.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: That's just one of my tips.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my tip is I have the backside of my grill.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: I put no charcoal back there. On the backside, I.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Put none so you could move some meat off that heat.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: If it's cooking. Two fangs, the cooler those are. You
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: gotta have what Tim is talking about, a cool spot
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: on the grill. I put no charcoal on the back.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: On the back and forth of the grill, I put
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: no chocolate.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: This was so exciting. And you can set the money on.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: You can set the meat on top of each.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Piece if you have to to keep it off the stacket.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: And Shirley, don't rush us with your learn picking nad.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: There's people who care about this.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: This is fast for a plate. Though. Yes, ain't nobody
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: coming to your house eating no damn crock pod on
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: my morning. We gotta go.
• 42:37
  Speaker 9: Coming up next to nephew with today's prank phone right
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: after this, you're listening morning show coming up at the
• 42:46
  Speaker 9: top of the hour, about four minutes after. It's my
• 42:48
  Speaker 9: strawberry letter for today. The subject he left the restaurant
• 42:52
  Speaker 9: with his wife. Okay, we'll get into that in just
• 42:56
  Speaker 9: a bit, because right now it is time for the
• 42:58
  Speaker 9: nephew and today it spring phone call.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Nephew. What you got? Well, we're gonna have to get
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: naked this morning. It's right here.
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: What's what's wrong, y'all? Don't do nobody want to do this?
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: Naked naked yoga? Call it naked yo? Yeah, I mean
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: you sweating anyway? Why being there in your clothes naked.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yoga called yoga pants?
• 43:28
  Speaker 8: But why if you're sweating all of that out? Why
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: why is he weighing all it? Naked yoga? Let's go
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: cat dog?
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Is it Gordon?
• 43:41
  Speaker 11: Right, it's Gordon.
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: How you doing this?
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Gordon? Listen?
• 43:44
  Speaker 11: My name is Let me let me turn down the
• 43:46
  Speaker 11: TVD you call him buy the apartment?
• 43:48
  Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I was trying to see about maybe coming
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: over to take a look at it or seeing if
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: it's still available. Man, I got a newspaper, but I
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: didn't know if it's still available or what.
• 43:58
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, still for rent.
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: Let me be straight with you.
• 44:02
  Speaker 11: You know, no pets and no no smoking of any kind.
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: No, no, I understand. Okay, from understanding, the listening here
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: is like eight fifty dollars a month.
• 44:12
  Speaker 11: Right, if you got a parking spot, your private bathroom
• 44:15
  Speaker 11: with a shower and a fifty I'm gonna need first
• 44:20
  Speaker 11: last month and really, what's your name?
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: My name is Donel don okay sright, so yeah.
• 44:29
  Speaker 11: First last month and social Security number. I can do
• 44:32
  Speaker 11: a background check.
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: All right, all right, okay, Now let me ask you this.
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: You guys got like a back backyard area. I teach
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: classes in the mornings, and I want to know if
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: you have that that that's pretty much we'll kind of
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: lock me in if you got a If you guys
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: got a backyard I can use.
• 44:46
  Speaker 11: We got a backyard, What do you teach?
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: I teach yoga. I think yoga in the morning from
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: from six to eight. Hopefully that won't be a problem.
• 44:52
  Speaker 11: You make you make money doing yoga?
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: Yes, sir, I definitely do. I make enough, definitely to
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: cover the red that's for sure.
• 44:58
  Speaker 11: Dad, shouldn't be a problem. I know, I know a
• 45:00
  Speaker 11: little bit about yoga.
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: That's that.
• 45:01
  Speaker 11: I mean, really, if y'all you know you're not making
• 45:03
  Speaker 11: no noise that yoga, that's not a problem.
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: A good deal. Well, how quick can I actually get
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: moved in? Man? I'm trying to get settled. I just
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: moved in from the from the East coast. I jumped
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: on my yoga pretty quick and it got quite a
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: bit of clientele built up, and you know, I'm just
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: just ready to get started, get moved in man, something
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: that I can actually call home, you know.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, well you know we're looking to rent rented
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: out pretty quick, you know, because we want to try
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: and get it filled as soon as possible.
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: Because you said, well are you are you? You got
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: a roommate your you're.
• 45:33
  Speaker 11: It would be me and my wife and uh we
• 45:35
  Speaker 11: just a three bedroom home. You would have the room
• 45:37
  Speaker 11: in the back with the bathroom and uh yeah, like
• 45:39
  Speaker 11: ay fifty do a credit check right, you know, we
• 45:42
  Speaker 11: mean I can do the background check and.
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: Uh now what what what what? What?
• 45:47
  Speaker 9: What?
• 45:47
  Speaker 7: What? What do you necessarily need to do that for?
• 45:49
  Speaker 11: Well, you got to know who you're into, and then
• 45:51
  Speaker 11: you want to know what the credit they got, so
• 45:52
  Speaker 11: if they can afford the rent or not. You know,
• 45:54
  Speaker 11: I got I got real good credit. Man, My credit
• 45:56
  Speaker 11: is fine. I'm actually in the eight hundreds on my
• 45:58
  Speaker 11: credit scores. Damn all right, when you get here, will
• 46:02
  Speaker 11: how you feel that application? But you know, if if
• 46:04
  Speaker 11: you're ready to get it cracking, I can do. I
• 46:06
  Speaker 11: can do a background checking you right now. Just give
• 46:07
  Speaker 11: me a security number.
• 46:09
  Speaker 7: Okay, but let me let me go ahead, just do this,
• 46:11
  Speaker 7: man on that background check, because you know what I
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: want to say about that is this there might be
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: something on there about like when I was on the
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: East Coast. You know, I was actually teaching, uh, naked yoga.
• 46:22
  Speaker 11: You know what I mean, naked yoga.
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: Uh you know you might see something on there about
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: me being a niphole naked yoga. You won't say that's
• 46:29
  Speaker 7: what That's the kind of yoga I was teaching on
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: the East Coast, was naked yoga, you know what I'm saying.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: And everybody might teaching naked yoga here.
• 46:35
  Speaker 7: But but said, it's in the backyard, it's closed in
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: you know, in.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: The backyard, and you what what what other glitch you got?
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: You said, there's some glitches, Michael, Well, what is the
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: glitch you got? Well you might see that I'm a
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: nepho mania. But see but see I didn't took some
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: I took class. I done took counseling for that though. No,
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: what do you need to take some counseling over somewhere else?
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: You ain't taking no counseling and doing no naked yoga
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: in my backyard.
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: Not But man, all that's behind me, now, that's on
• 46:59
  Speaker 7: the east coast. Man, that that that's all behind me.
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: Now I need put that thing down.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Man, I don't care if it's behind you, in front
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: of you, on the side. You're doing near yoga in
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: my backyard. That thing's happening, man, matter of fact.
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: Man, hey man, listen, rats, when I got all your
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: lists that qualify to move in there, and now you're
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: gonna sit here and tell me I can't.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Talking about you doing some necker yoga in my backyard
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: with no twenty thirty people. Now my wife being on. Man,
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: you look, you bring your wife.
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: You know what.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: It's all good back man, Just scratch that one off
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: your list and just move on to the next one,
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: because it ain't no neked yoga going down back here
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: with no maniacs. I don't know what else y'all might
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: be doing. I don't know what, I don't know who
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: does next?
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: Yo, we always it's just it's just it's just a
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: serene moment. Man, where you find yourself. That's all this
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: really is about.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Where you better find yourself somewhere.
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: No, that's what I know.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: You ain't doing no next yoga in my backyard. I'm
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: surprised you even called somebody with that.
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: Hey, man, I'm gonna come over that to this address
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: and start looking at this place because I want to
• 47:54
  Speaker 7: set up shop right here.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: In my backyard. Now, don't even know you talking about
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: you've got some litches in your past. You're gonna have
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: a it in you?
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: How do you know that this isn't something that your
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: wife might really want to get into?
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: But my what don't even mention my wife's name? Man,
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: he don't know me. I don't know you know my wife?
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Take up your list. You come out here, you're gonna
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: have another glitch.
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: I'm coming.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: I know where Darnell.
• 48:12
  Speaker 7: You just have room, and you come show it to me.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Ain't showing you? You come come out here, I'm gonna
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: show you something else my fact that I am.
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: Am recovered nimphore maniac. I'm recovered, gonna.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Have recovered nippo mane. You're about to get your well
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: buy a maniac. I'm the maniac. Please believe, Darnell.
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: We're gonna come over that right in there over here.
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: When that come over there now, man, so we can
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: say to this.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: I ain't having that.
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: Do not man, listen, he come over there.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Please can just matter act man, look this. You can
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: do whatever you want somewhere else, but this right here,
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: that takes the place for you. I'm gonna tell you
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: that right now, Darnell.
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: To your wife, your wife, you don't want to talk.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: About this ain't the place for you. Go somewhere.
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: Take that rid of your wife. Please get me out
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: your wife.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Do not even trying me, Darnell.
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: Do not to your wife.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not aiming that kind of dude. Remember you about
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: to in this out of me. Do not bring this
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: over here, Darnell. So so it's hard your wife, man, white,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: this white here is over for real. You're gonna come
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: out here and catch a case.
• 49:09
  Speaker 7: Okay? Can I can I say one more thing?
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: And you man, I can't say Darnell because this conversation
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: is over. Man, Okay, how about that?
• 49:15
  Speaker 7: Hey, man, can I say one more thing?
• 49:17
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: What you got to say?
• 49:19
  Speaker 7: Man? What this is? Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your brother.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, out of here, man, this nephew Tommy. Who who
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: told you to do this to me?
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: Man? Your brother, my brother.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm gonna get this. Oh my god. Man, my
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: heart is all beating off fast.
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 49:44
  Speaker 11: Get out of here.
• 49:45
  Speaker 8: Man. Man.
• 49:47
  Speaker 11: Oh all right, Man, Man.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: I was gonna whoop your butt naked if you came
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: around here.
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: Man. You just don't know.
• 49:55
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: I'm so glad this is jo you have no I
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: I'm so glad it's a joke.
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: Man. I'm ready for some prank pray. He's up in here,
• 50:08
  Speaker 8: this small come. I'm ready for some prank pray.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did I do it?
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you all.
• 50:21
  Speaker 8: The Nephew is coming to Town Dallas, Dallas Fort Worth,
• 50:24
  Speaker 8: Texas Nephew Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam Live with special
• 50:28
  Speaker 8: guests Tony robertson the Building, Dominique in the Building, and
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: the Nephew himself will be the Saturday, June fifteenth at
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: the Majestic Field.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: That is Father's Day weekend.
• 50:38
  Speaker 8: So bring your father, bring your husband, bring your boys,
• 50:42
  Speaker 8: bring your well you're old, the boys. Because it's gonna
• 50:44
  Speaker 8: be it's gonna be that kind of part. It's gonna
• 50:46
  Speaker 8: be a grown and sexy type of party. Will come
• 50:49
  Speaker 8: on out and hang out with the nephew, and it's
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: gonna be real. Not the last time I was in Dallas.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: You know what happened.
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: On the show hosting and you know what, you know,
• 51:03
  Speaker 8: you get ten minutes of me here and man, that's head.
• 51:06
  Speaker 8: But this time you get all one hundred and forty two.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Now that was New York. New York ain't doing that
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: no more either. I don't know he's been on it.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I ain't doing that explosions.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: He's been on comedy Explosures, comedy Extravagalzas, comedy.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Gales, comedy spectaclears.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: Now for the comedy, it's super character, fragilistic Tommy Frids,
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: all funny.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: But it is the difference.
• 51:38
  Speaker 8: This time you get to get Tommy for real. This
• 51:41
  Speaker 8: is not all these thirty forty people. That is not
• 51:43
  Speaker 8: what's that long night? Yeah, you tom Me and you
• 51:47
  Speaker 8: can't count the people that so Dallas, get your tickets.
• 51:51
  Speaker 8: Tickets are going well. So I'm looking for a soul
• 51:54
  Speaker 8: I show man at the Majestic Jum fifteen Father's Day Weekend.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Get your tickets, they don't sail. Right now. You're gonna
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: get old who lot of time if it's so, if
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: you get on this show, we can't even name it.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: No, you're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 52:11
  Speaker 9: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you
• 52:14
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• 52:18
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• 52:22
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• 52:26
  Speaker 9: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
• 52:29
  Speaker 9: going to read this one right here. Hear that right now,
• 52:32
  Speaker 9: It could be yours. You never know, You never know
• 52:35
  Speaker 9: these letters.
• 52:36
  Speaker 13: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Strawberry
• 52:38
  Speaker 13: Letter with my good friend Shirley Strawberry.
• 52:40
  Speaker 9: All right, thank you, Junior in for Tommy subject he
• 52:45
  Speaker 9: left the restaurant with his wife. Okay, Dear Stephen, Shirley,
• 52:50
  Speaker 9: I was dating mister Wright for almost one year and
• 52:54
  Speaker 9: we got a condo together and looked at rings together.
• 52:57
  Speaker 9: He's a physician and his practice is about an hour
• 53:00
  Speaker 9: from where our condo is.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: We dated publicly, and I met all his friends and
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: his sister.
• 53:06
  Speaker 9: He never gave me any reason to suspect that he
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: was married. He is an avid golfer in his spare time,
• 53:12
  Speaker 9: and he usually stays at the resort where he golfs
• 53:16
  Speaker 9: on the weekend. Again, I had no idea that he
• 53:19
  Speaker 9: was married, since he spends most nights with me and
• 53:22
  Speaker 9: a few nights in the city where his medical practice is.
• 53:26
  Speaker 9: Two weeks ago, he decided we'd go to the wharf
• 53:29
  Speaker 9: and have a nice dinner with another couple. I got
• 53:32
  Speaker 9: excited because I thought he might be ready to propose.
• 53:35
  Speaker 9: We'd never been to this restaurant before, but when we
• 53:38
  Speaker 9: got there, all the waiters and staff there greeted him
• 53:42
  Speaker 9: and called him by name. We sat in a private room,
• 53:45
  Speaker 9: and my stomach was in nuts the whole time, because
• 53:49
  Speaker 9: I thought tonight was the night. As we got to
• 53:53
  Speaker 9: dessert and had had a few cocktails, the door opened
• 53:56
  Speaker 9: and a woman walked in wearing sweats and a bonnet.
• 54:02
  Speaker 9: She said thanks to the waiter, and she walked toward us.
• 54:07
  Speaker 9: She came to our table and asked my man to
• 54:09
  Speaker 9: get up and come with her. My man smiled at
• 54:13
  Speaker 9: me and squeezed my hand under the table. Before he
• 54:16
  Speaker 9: got up, he asked the other guy to handle the
• 54:19
  Speaker 9: check and make sure I got home safely. I jumped
• 54:22
  Speaker 9: up and asked what was going on. The woman advised
• 54:26
  Speaker 9: me to sit back down and enjoy the.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Rest of my evening. My man didn't even look my way.
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: I sat down, and the woman at the table told
• 54:36
  Speaker 9: me that that was Jim's wife. Well, Jim and I
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: have created a life together and he hasn't reached out
• 54:42
  Speaker 9: to me in almost two weeks.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: What do I do now?
• 54:46
  Speaker 9: Okay, I think you already know the answer to this.
• 54:50
  Speaker 9: You don't have many choices here, you really don't. But
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: the one thing you have to do is pick up
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: the pieces and try to get your life back on track.
• 54:59
  Speaker 9: You got to move on, You have to. I mean,
• 55:02
  Speaker 9: this man is married, plain and simple. His friends know it, obviously,
• 55:06
  Speaker 9: the waiters at the restaurant knows it.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: He knows it.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: He just didn't tell you.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: You were the only one in the dark, and for
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: almost a year he was able to keep this going.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: How did you guys get a condo together without you
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: knowing this.
• 55:21
  Speaker 9: You looked at rings. He didn't buy your ring, but
• 55:23
  Speaker 9: you looked at rings together. You know, obviously he has money.
• 55:27
  Speaker 9: He's a doctor. So what he's doing is staying with you.
• 55:31
  Speaker 9: And you know some of those nights when he stays
• 55:34
  Speaker 9: with you, but the other nights he's with his wife.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Obviously.
• 55:37
  Speaker 9: I guess they're still together, because she certainly thought they did.
• 55:41
  Speaker 9: They were all the waiters knew her as well.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: So what do you do now?
• 55:45
  Speaker 9: Like I said, pick up those pieces, start to move
• 55:48
  Speaker 9: on with your life. This man has not reached out
• 55:51
  Speaker 9: to you in almost two weeks. The last thing you
• 55:53
  Speaker 9: heard from him is when he squeezed your hand under
• 55:56
  Speaker 9: the table and told his friend to make sure you
• 55:59
  Speaker 9: got home safely. Well, his friend did that. It's no
• 56:01
  Speaker 9: use in trying to chase after this guy, It really isn't.
• 56:05
  Speaker 9: He's got a wife.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: You don't need.
• 56:06
  Speaker 9: All that you need to figure out about the situation
• 56:11
  Speaker 9: with this condo is his name on it, is your
• 56:13
  Speaker 9: name on it? Can you stay there? Can you sell
• 56:15
  Speaker 9: it and get something else? That's what you need to
• 56:17
  Speaker 9: be concentrating on right now, Steve.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: All right, lord Lord, Lord dismain right here now, y'all
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: what I'm about to share, what y'all is. I know
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: exactly what happened in listening, Okay, I know all the inside.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: I know what he said, I know he said how
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: he said it. I play golf, I know, I know
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: how he designed this whole thing. What I'm going to
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: reveal to you, I ain't gonna do it right now
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: when we come back. I just want to set y'all
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: off now. I want to apologize to the man that's listening.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, because I'm going to expose the intricacies of
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: how this is all set up. Because this is a
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: set up, and I know every.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Move in here.
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: See, Sherley, you don't understand, no, see you thinking he's
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: a liar and a cheatah, but you don't know how
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: the setup has happened because in his mind, his friend's
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: mind and her mind, all this is going down.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Based on the setup.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: See, it's the set up you keep from getting Remember now,
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: when we get to the park where they were in
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: a private room at a restaurant where they knew his name,
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: there's a reason for that. And the reason his friends
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: were there with other women is because.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: They know to all liars and cheaters, so they all.
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: That is it?
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: You don't you don't know. Why did the woman so
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: calmly say to her that's Jim's wife. Because the women
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: are in on it too, right, I get that, but
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: lying in the cheating? No, no, they're in on the setup.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: See who y'all keep looking at this too? Damn basic.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: It's more complicated than.
• 58:31
  Speaker 8: That, is it?
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 58:33
  Speaker 8: All?
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: You do it?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Shirlie? You don't know the game? Okay, but when we
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: come back, I know a liar. I'm gonna tell it
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: to you. Now just hold on, we'll to your response
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: coming up. You're gonna water my response, This is some mess.
• 58:56
  Speaker 9: Subject left the restaurant with his wife. We'll get back
• 59:00
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• 59:36
  Speaker 9: today's strawberry letter. The subject he left the restaurant with
• 59:40
  Speaker 9: his wife.
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: He left a restaurant with his wife? Yeah, who else
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: he postedly restaurant within.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: We read this letter, he didn't go in with his wife.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Now open, let me tell you why.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: Dear Steven Shirley, I was dating mister Wright for almost
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: a year. We got a condo together, look for rings together.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: The reason you got a condo together is the following line.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: He's a physician and his practice is about an hour
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: from where our condo is. So now his practice is
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: also in the same area that his wife and family
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: lives in. He got the condo because he's telling you
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: it's an hour away from his practice, which you've never
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: been to, by the way, which may not really be
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: an hour away. See you've never been there. Now, he's
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: a physician. He's practiced about an hour away from where
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: our condo is. We dated publicly, and I met all
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: of his friends and sisters. The reason you dated publicly
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: is because he has tald his friends and his family
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: that he and his wife are having difficulties. They are struggling,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: and he told them that that's why his friends and
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: sisters has been looped in. He never gave me any
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: reason to suspect that he was married. No, he didn't
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: tell you he was married because he was planning on
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: it all.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Going away eventually.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: He is an avid golfer in his spare time, and
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: he usually stays at the resort where he golfs on
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: the weekend.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: What boy, let me tell you something.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: First of all, you get a golf membership within the
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: city confines of where you stayed. So if you're a
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: doctor within the city confines of where you say, you
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: can get to your practice and you can get to
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: your love of golf by just driving from your house.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: Don't nobody stay at the damn golf resort while they
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: play golf. And once again, you've never been to the
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: golf resort because he focuses on his game, because he's
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: an avid golfer.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: He is not at the golf course spending the night.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: He is at home.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: With the wife that he's having trouble with. So now
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: again I had no idea. Again, I had no idea
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: that he was married, since he spends most nights with me.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: He spends the night with you because he told his
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: wife that he gets calls in the middle of the
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: night and he'd rather be closer to the hospital than
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: to be at home. And since they have in trouble,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: they're okay with that. She knows about another place, she
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: just don't know you in it. See y'all listen to
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: my setup, ladies. Two weeks ago, we decided to go
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: to the wharf, the wharf and have a nice dinner
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: with another couple, another couple, just one. I got excited
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: because I thought he might be ready to propose. We
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: never been to this restaurant before. But when we got there,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: all the waiters and staff there greeted him and called
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: him by name. You know, doctors got stuff like that,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: you know, famous people. We sat in the private room,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: and my stomach was in notes the whole time. Yeah,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: because you ain't know what hell in heaven. Your stomach
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: was in notchs because what you thought was gonna happen,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: and your stomach were really in nas In a minute though,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: because I thought the night was a night.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: As we got desserted and had had a few cocktails.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: The door opened and a woman walked in wearing sweats
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: and a bonnet. She said thanks to the waiter, and
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: she walked towards us. She came to our table.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Now you're in a private room. Now our table.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: I was young, no, no about no pride, r all,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: this is exciting for you. She came down the table
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: and asked my man to get up and come with her.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: My man smiled at me, squeezed my hand under the table.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Before he got up. He asked the other guy to.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: Handle the check, which is his boy, who knows what
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: the deal is, and to make sure I got home
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: safe because he doctored their physician. The ain't gonna make
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: no fool out theyself in here now. The wife ain't
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: gonna ta the restaurant up because she's with she. They
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: know them there. They come there off, but she got
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: a bonnet on. She just came up out of the house.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: You want Monique Monique the comedian.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: And told her about coming out like that. Oique told Joe,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: don't be coming up here like this.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Here, but that's just a fly. It's not to handle
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: this business. Said it with love.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: But now when you come out the door. Manna, Now
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: you forgot what Monique said? Well, anyway, you in got
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: a bonnet on and a tracksuit and the bottom don't
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: match the top. Course, she got dressed right quick. My
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: man smiled at me, squeezed my hand on the table.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: Before he got up, he asked the other guy to
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: handle the check man. Hand a check point man, make
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: sure she get home safe. I jumped up and asked
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: what was going on. The woman advised me to sit
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: back down. See this is a physician's wife. Hey, show
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: ass back down. She didn't advise you, she said sit
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: down before you get put down.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 9: All right, we'll be back with part three of the
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 9: Strawberry Letter for Jack.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: He left the restaurant with his wife?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: What is he?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 10: The liar?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: He's a cheater?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's simple. We'll be back with more of the
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 9: Here we go with part three of today's Strawberry Letter.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 9: The subject is he left the restaurant with his wife.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 9: It really should just be he's a liar and a cheater, Steve,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 9: I don't get it.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: The setup man left an important piece of information out
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: of this setup, and I will show you why the
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: whole fiasco has crumbled around him because of one gaping mistake.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: He got a condoct with this woman because he done
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: told his wife he needs to be closer to the hospital.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: His wife and I they've been all and having some troubles.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: They do have some problems in the marriage, but that's
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: common a lot of marriages do. That's no reason to
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: cheat and get another place. But he got the place
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: where he decided to get the place with the girl.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: So he got the place with the girl. Never told
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: his wife where. It was just his closer and then
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: they dated publicly, met all his friends and his sister
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: because he done told family and friends. They on the
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: outs he's tired of her. She's demanding there on the outs,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: he's looking. He wants to be happy. So all of
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: them is okay because he's the position. He's been providing
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: for the family for a number of years. So the
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: af and the dog came out, and then his friends
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: just believe whatever he says because they're his boy. He's
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: an avid golfer in his spare time, and he usually
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: stays at the resort where he golfs on the weekend.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: That's not true.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: No one gets a golf membership in the town way
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: away from where they stay, or they gotta go spend
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: the night. You go play golf, you have drinks at
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: the nineteenth Hold with you buddys, and you take your
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: hands home. So every weekend he's at home with his
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: wife because she knows he doesn't have practice during the weekend.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: So now his wife thinks he's just coming home and
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: doing the week When he's spend the night at his condo,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: it's gonna can be closer to the hospital.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Ba da da da da da da da.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: I had no idea he was married, since he spent
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: most of his nights where he's in the medical practices.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: Two weeks ago, he decided to go to the wharf
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: and I have a nice dinner with another couple.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Got excited because he thought he was gonna marry. They
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: sit there having dinner.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: Woman walks in with a bonnet and a tracksuit tells
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: him to get up and come with her. He squeezed
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: her hand under the table, smiles at her. Tell the dude, hey, man,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: make sure she get home safe and paid the check.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: I got up and said, hey, what's going on? She
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: advised me to sit back down. She said, if you
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: don't sit your black ass back down, you ain't gonna
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: see tomorrow, garden tool, That's what she said. I sat
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: back down, and a woman at the table told me
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: that was Jim's wife. Well, Jim and I have created
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: life together and he hasn't reached out to me in
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: almost two weeks.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: What do I do now?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: The roosts is over.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: The fiasco has fallen apart, and the only reason it
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: fell apart that night was caused the dumb ass physician
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: took you to a restaurant that he frequents often, and
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: everybody know him and know his wife, and one of
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: the waiters and the waitresses called his wife and said,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: your damn husband down here with another moment.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: She got dressed right quick, came down there, and you luck.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: The only reason you like this letter is because it's
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: about golf too.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 9: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 9: Show at the top of the hour.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 10: It is time guys for comedy Roulette.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Love it, I love it.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 10: Comedy Roulette.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 12: Jay, let me break it down, Steve, I got to
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 12: we got new people, Steve, Steve, Steve state.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: You know these nerves are bad.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 12: Joe, will we take five subjects? We put them on
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 12: the wheel. We spun the wheel, were stuck. We will
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 12: do the damn thing.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 10: All right, Here we go the five categories.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 9: Number one excuses people use who owe you money?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: All right? Number two?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 9: Doctors don't always know what they're talking about.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Number three, why are you talking? Your team sucks?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 6: Okay? Number four?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Number four, I think I took the wrong hill.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 10: Okay. And number five, And that's when you realize you
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 10: were lost.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, I spend the wheeldcap. We'll see where it stops.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm on doctors.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 14: Doctor stopped the number five? Guys, and that's when you
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 14: realized you were lost.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: Just when you realize you low.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: We got to turn the music down so you can't can't,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: can't nobody concentrate what the loudest Yes, I'll tell you
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: when you know you lost.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: You don't have you all that When you.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 13: Drive and the street signs from English to the right,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 13: you can't even like.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: You're trying to figure out, I don't even.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 9: Know what you know?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: What is this still main.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 8: When you riding and you in the middle of nowhere
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 8: and you see a sign that say ten miles to
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 8: Jurassic Park.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Man, your hands is lost man, Jurassic par correct, I
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: should know so many of these?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when you're driving and you muttered to yourself that
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: ain't the damn house.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: When you know you love come on, you make the
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: right turn, uh huh, and it's a no exit. It's you.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 8: Right in.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. This when you know you.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 13: Any time you got to put your car in reverse
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 13: and look over your shoulder, I can't.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 8: When you ride and you see one store and get
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 8: out and this white man say, you got any.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Hot bien where you are that's carrying so many Yeah.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: You get out the stop side and you go where
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: a tree at that used to be right there, right
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: there was a tree.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 15: Fry When you drive and then you stop and the
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 15: guy said says, like the last time I told you,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 15: keep telling you directions.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: Direction. This is how you know you I'm done this question.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 13: Would you tell you gotta lean out your pass and
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 13: your window and say, my man, my man, hey, my man, I.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Got you know you lost?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 8: When you sit there and you say, you know what
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna leave my car and you from here. I
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  Speaker 8: just don't know where I was going.
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  Speaker 1: This is how you know you lost if you ever
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  Speaker 1: say these three words right here?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, excuse me, little boy? What excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Little boy talking to answers lost? Yeah, you need some help, pray,
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  Speaker 2: excuse me what you need?
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  Speaker 8: Sir?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 10: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening.
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  Speaker 4: Morning Show. All right, guys.
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  Speaker 9: So there was a debate on follow Alert on whether
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  Speaker 9: or not you should shower at night to wash off
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  Speaker 9: the day or you should wait until the morning to
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  Speaker 9: start your day.
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  Speaker 1: So I gotta ask you, what's your preference?
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  Speaker 10: Do you prefer to shower at night?
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  Speaker 1: You got in the morning.
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  Speaker 5: Got to get that ranch off you, Yes, you cannoto
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  Speaker 5: go there and there you all that holling on your ass.
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  Speaker 1: And your whole day job. You got to get that
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  Speaker 1: day off your dog. You just Jeremy, and I'm there
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  Speaker 1: with that. I ain't letting me in there when I've
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  Speaker 1: taken no shower on the show. Take you too, take
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  Speaker 1: night in the morning. Yeah, well at night on the.
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  Speaker 4: Morning, do what you.
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  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 1: We are doing all that now, you're not gonna do.
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  Speaker 7: It.
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  Speaker 1: Needn't work I'm doing. I got getting back into bank.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't sleep what I've been doing? How hard you sleep?
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  Speaker 1: Let me say this hot flash USA.
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  Speaker 16: Multiple You might have to do that, but I'm you know, people,
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  Speaker 16: I take a cow at night and then go ahead.
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  Speaker 16: I've been asleep in the clean bed, so you.
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  Speaker 1: See what I'm doing. Ask if you going, if you're lightning, no,
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  Speaker 1: I guess and say your prayer. The Lord is at work, yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right, thanks guys. Coming up in thirty three minutes
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  Speaker 1: after we'll play around it. Would you rather?
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  Speaker 9: Right after this you're listening morning show? All right, guys,
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  Speaker 9: it is time for a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather eat Chicago hot dogs or Chicago Deep
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  Speaker 9: Dish pizza for a week?
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  Speaker 1: Hot off?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I love, I love, I love both of them,
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  Speaker 5: but that damn gonna pizza man.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna have to go on a deep body
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  Speaker 1: full cleans. Yeah you're on that now right after Memorial
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  Speaker 1: Day weekend. Yeah, I'm on the cleans.
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  Speaker 5: But no, when I eat that a week of deep dish,
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to start with
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  Speaker 5: an extreme animal good Okay, I'm talking about damn near.
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  Speaker 5: Gonna have to get the water hole.
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  Speaker 1: Damn he.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely with the nas alone it. Why can squeeze that
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  Speaker 5: handling and get forced? I might have to use the.
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  Speaker 1: Pressure wash, not a pressure washer.
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  Speaker 5: I'm coming with hair water, hair water coming out of
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  Speaker 5: my nose. I'm damn there, drowned.
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  Speaker 1: That's a crazy visual, all right? Would you rather we're
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  Speaker 1: moving on because you're crazy? Would you rather have sex.
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  Speaker 10: In a helicopter be or sex and a space shuttle?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I can't get in this space shoveling wait list. You're
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  Speaker 1: just floating. You can float and do it, that's.
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  Speaker 5: Cool, but I'm not going to make that's too far
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  Speaker 5: to not to be able to get back. But I
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  Speaker 5: ain't gonna be able to do it in the helicopter.
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  Speaker 5: There's no way I can do it in the helicopter.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. No, I got nothing to do with the size.
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  Speaker 5: I can't look out this window to see the damn
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  Speaker 5: ground like this and expect to perform.
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  Speaker 1: That can't happen. You're all the way out of the
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  Speaker 1: mood after you see that. I'm telling you right now,
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing in me that's gonna be excited. Once I
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  Speaker 1: know I'm in the air and I can hear that blade.
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  Speaker 8: I'm going, I'm going with the space booty, space booty,
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  Speaker 8: you're not taking my ass.
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  Speaker 1: Up his face. And then something happened. I can't get back.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't finna do that. Gravity.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to get in this helicopter and just have
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  Speaker 5: the woman going, oh, he wasn't about nothing.
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  Speaker 1: To talk about? You to show.
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather have long toenails or short baby teeth?
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  Speaker 9: Which one little baby teeths? Or long toning?
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  Speaker 5: No, hell no, I'm gonna get them long ass toenails.
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  Speaker 5: What I can't do is open up my mouth and
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  Speaker 5: all of a sudden that my teeth look like corn.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the long ton man, my bigger
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  Speaker 1: on dog.
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  Speaker 5: I got these big ass hips, open them on my
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  Speaker 5: little bit of ass teeth in there.
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  Speaker 1: Man, you I gotta have teeth to get around these lips.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you?
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  Speaker 9: What's today's round of would you Rather?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up? Next?
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  Speaker 9: We'll have some closing remarks from the one and only
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  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after, and it'll be
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  Speaker 9: our last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening.
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  Speaker 4: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 10: All right, Steve, we are at the crossroads.
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  Speaker 9: I guess you can say the last break of the
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  Speaker 9: day and time for you with your closing remarks.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I think everybody can relate to what I'm
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  Speaker 5: about to say. I always use myself as the primary
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  Speaker 5: example of all my motivational moments and speeches, because I mean,
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  Speaker 5: who better than yourself? I mean, you know, when you've
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  Speaker 5: experienced something that's quite a up when you explaining it
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  Speaker 5: to someone, you know, it's like, you know, hard to
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  Speaker 5: have a golf instructor and the guy that's instructing you
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  Speaker 5: to play golf has never played golf. Or you can't
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  Speaker 5: have a swimming instructor and the swimming instructure don't know.
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  Speaker 1: How to swim.
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  Speaker 5: It just doesn't make that much sense. I guess you
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  Speaker 5: could do it, but what do they know about it?
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  Speaker 5: So I try to use my own shortcomings or missteps
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  Speaker 5: in life happenings to try to motivate everybody.
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  Speaker 1: As I see it.
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  Speaker 5: One of the things that I've always been pretty good at,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm having to pay attention closely again, is my
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  Speaker 5: acceptance of God's will. You know, it's a funny thing, man,
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  Speaker 5: but when you really really understand how life.
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  Speaker 1: Really really works, everything is in order.
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  Speaker 5: Even some of the challenges and tests that you're facing
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  Speaker 5: is for a purpose, a reason. You're not having a
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  Speaker 5: hardship in your life or a moment of challenging in
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  Speaker 5: your life because it just happens upon you.
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  Speaker 1: No, there's some value in it.
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  Speaker 5: Bishop Jakes was on my show and he said, beyond
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  Speaker 5: every moment of pain, pain always leaves a present behind,
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  Speaker 5: a gift, something for you to unbox, unwrap and learn
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  Speaker 5: from it, grow from it, become better for it, become
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  Speaker 5: experienced from it. And that's the gift that it always leaves.
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  Speaker 5: One thing I've learned to accept is God's will. It's funny, man,
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  Speaker 5: But on my Instagram, I was looking at my vault
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  Speaker 5: Instagram where I was, you know, learning some things about.
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  Speaker 1: I was motivating someone on my vault thing.
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  Speaker 5: There was a guy who came to my show and
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  Speaker 5: the brother was up in the crowd and he was
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  Speaker 5: talking about his life and how he you know, how
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  Speaker 5: he wanted to start a company and he was having
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  Speaker 5: trouble with starting the company and it was asking me,
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  Speaker 5: you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I thought about it, And as he told me this
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  Speaker 1: whole company I did.
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  Speaker 5: And then and he was working at a job and
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  Speaker 5: he had just lost his job and been laid off
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  Speaker 5: and everything of that nature.
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  Speaker 1: And he kept looking at me and I said, well, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. I said, what what.
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  Speaker 5: Is your gift? And he said it's cooking? And I said, well,
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  Speaker 5: why are you messing around selling computer ware? And I
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  Speaker 5: told went on to tell him. I said, look, man,
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  Speaker 5: I said, sometimes this layoff that you have and this
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  Speaker 5: is God's way of getting you to move in the
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  Speaker 5: direction that he has for you. I say, you know,
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  Speaker 5: I did a video about jumping. I said, but sometimes
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  Speaker 5: you don't jumped. Sometimes you get pushed. I said, because
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  Speaker 5: God is fair. When God wants you to come around
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  Speaker 5: to his way of thinking or seeing his plan, he
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  Speaker 5: can allow for certain things to happen in your life
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  Speaker 5: where you can actually see it the way He's wanted
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  Speaker 5: you to see it all along. And so in his layoff,
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  Speaker 5: it caused him to have to think of, Man, now
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  Speaker 5: that I had his free time, what am I to do?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 5: As I was watching that video today on my vault
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  Speaker 5: in powers Instagram, I'm actually gonna take it off today
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  Speaker 5: and post it on my regular Instagram because I was
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  Speaker 5: really talking to myself at the time that I was
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  Speaker 5: that this video came out was made. It was made
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  Speaker 5: months ago, but it was for me to hear myself
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  Speaker 5: and in this time where people are. You know, I
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  Speaker 5: appreciate people's concern. Don't get me wrong, I really really do.
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  Speaker 5: I appreciate people pulling for me in and for in
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  Speaker 5: hoping I'm okay, and I really am okay. I want
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  Speaker 5: everybody to know that I am really, really just fine.
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  Speaker 5: It's just I've been pushed into the direction.
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  Speaker 1: That he wants me to go, and that's all it is.
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  Speaker 1: And it's sort of.
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  Speaker 5: Amazing how this whole thing is unfolding because they are,
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  Speaker 5: you know, the haters out there. They gonna say what
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  Speaker 5: they want to say. But Bishop Olma taught me a
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  Speaker 5: valuable lesson. He said, for those that love you, no
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  Speaker 5: explanation necessary. For those that hate you, no explanation acceptable.
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  Speaker 5: So I've learned to stop talking to haters because nothing
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  Speaker 5: I can say to them is going to change their mind.
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  Speaker 5: They just want to be where they are, but being
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  Speaker 5: in a great place because God has something in store
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  Speaker 5: for you. Remember this always, y'all. When the door closes
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  Speaker 5: the only reason, if you are a personal faith that
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  Speaker 5: God allows the door to be closed in your face
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  Speaker 5: on you because He got another one he wants you
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  Speaker 5: to go through. That's the only reason God didn't bring
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  Speaker 5: you this father to leave you. God really does love you.
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  Speaker 5: God really has your best interests at heart. And what
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  Speaker 5: some men do for evil, God does for good. So
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  Speaker 5: somebody can plot against you, but Isaiah fifty four seventeen
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  Speaker 5: is pretty clear. No weapon for him against me shall prosper.
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  Speaker 5: It never has in the past, it never will in
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  Speaker 5: the future. God's promises never comes back void. He does
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  Speaker 5: not make a promise, and it's an empty promise. And
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  Speaker 5: if you believe that, that's how you live, and that's
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  Speaker 5: how I live, and I strongly give that to everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, y'all.
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  Speaker 5: Keep your head up because God got you, just like
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  Speaker 5: he always has. Those are my remarks today.
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