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Hump Day July 5 Favorite Moments Show - 07.04.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: all sung looking back to back down, giving them more,
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  Speaker 1: just like theming buck bus things. And it's touble y'all
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  Speaker 1: to be true. Good to the hardy listening to me,
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  Speaker 1: to each other for still far to hand quickly to listen, Moby,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you join yeah by join me into being me? Honey,
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  Speaker 1: Sat said, don't you turn ye run you you gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn the TourNow turn, got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water go. Come come on your back,
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  Speaker 1: everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: Wanting only Steve Harvey. I got a radio show. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: sent me an email one day that, you know, kind
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  Speaker 1: of a nasty little email, you know, I think I
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  Speaker 1: said it wants to before Steve Harvey trying to be
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  Speaker 1: a preacher. Man. I'm so far from being a preacher. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even tell you. But what I am trying
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  Speaker 1: to do is share information. Now. I understand how haters work,
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  Speaker 1: and I understand how the devil works. Believe me, I
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  Speaker 1: do you know, sometimes even heat, the devil surprises me
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  Speaker 1: at the level and the angles of attack they use.
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  Speaker 1: You know which, I go, Wow, man, I didn't I
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  Speaker 1: didn't see that one. Oh that was pretty slick. I got.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get her credit on that. We try to
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  Speaker 1: get me, but every time you try to get me,
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  Speaker 1: I get saved. I get saved every time, man, because
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  Speaker 1: because God got me, God got some angels camped around me.
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  Speaker 1: That's what my mom used to always say as Sunday
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  Speaker 1: school teacher. Never really understood it, but you know when
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  Speaker 1: I was growing up as a kid, but I got it. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you got some angels around me. And angels come into
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  Speaker 1: form sometimes of people, people who pull your coat to this,
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  Speaker 1: or introduce you to that, or reveals some information to
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  Speaker 1: you like this. He got them all around me. So see,
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  Speaker 1: having a relationship with God has been beneficial to me. Y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just that what he gives to me, but
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  Speaker 1: what he protects me from. And you know, some some
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  Speaker 1: people wonder, what if you were God? Why he letting
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  Speaker 1: people do that to you? Now, that's not how it works. See,
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  Speaker 1: there's two forces in this world, as good and as evil.
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  Speaker 1: And if you succumb to good, that's what you become.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you do. But everybody succumb to good. Some
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  Speaker 1: people succumb to evil. Some people's mission is to hate,
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  Speaker 1: to destroy, to tear down, And so that forces at
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  Speaker 1: work in this world too. And when that force comes
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  Speaker 1: up against me, what God never promised me that I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't see none of that, that I wouldn't see the attacks,
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  Speaker 1: that I would not come under fire, that I would
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  Speaker 1: not be falsely accused. He didn't say that. A matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, he for warned me that it would happen.
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  Speaker 1: But what He does give me in those moments, on
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  Speaker 1: moments of comfort and peace, knowing that He's with me,
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  Speaker 1: and no, no matter what my enemy does to bring
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  Speaker 1: me down, it ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: So come if you want to fight, if you will.
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  Speaker 1: I have a man that has been attacking me since
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  Speaker 1: I owned the comedy club in Dallas. He has been
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  Speaker 1: on a mission. Every job I get, he send out
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  Speaker 1: all he's he's sending them the people that I'm with.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't send it to the w B. Hedn't sent
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  Speaker 1: these notifications falsely claiming that he has some information that
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  Speaker 1: can destroy me, that he has some audio clips of
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  Speaker 1: me saying things on stage that could destroy me, and
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  Speaker 1: that if I don't give him five million dollars he
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  Speaker 1: gonna do it. You know how long this man been
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  Speaker 1: doing this? I mean he didn't call NBC right on
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  Speaker 1: up to NBC where I am now. He didn't done everything, man,
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  Speaker 1: he has done everything. Now you've messed around and got
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  Speaker 1: itself now claiming in his letters physically ill and his
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  Speaker 1: illnesses and what's befalling his family. He's blaming that on
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  Speaker 1: me too, as Steve Harvey not stressed me out and
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  Speaker 1: pay me this money he owed me? What? What? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: Where you get this figure from? Man? Where we were
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  Speaker 1: you coming with this? But every time, man, even when
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  Speaker 1: I tried to talk with the man to say, man,
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  Speaker 1: look man, what is it? What is you really trying
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  Speaker 1: to do? This is what? This is? How much I want?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not paying you that man, you know I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not giving you that. He just has kept on
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  Speaker 1: it on, it on, And you know what, he's a
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  Speaker 1: messed around, got itself sick. He'd messed around, man, got
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  Speaker 1: himself in some situation. And can I tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: It's been going on since night teen h maybe nineties seven.
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  Speaker 1: He started the attack when I first went on. No
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  Speaker 1: before that, probably he started the attacks in it's two
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  Speaker 1: thousand every nine. And he didn't got six lawyers. All
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  Speaker 1: the lawyers didn't drop the case after they come in
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  Speaker 1: and they discovered the fact. But he steady trying. But
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  Speaker 1: it's two angels that's around. And I for on you
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  Speaker 1: several times, man, and man, if I was you, I
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  Speaker 1: go a head on because what I'm not gonna do
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  Speaker 1: is being because you cannot break me. Because I happened
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  Speaker 1: to be a soldier for Christ. I happened to be
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  Speaker 1: an imperfect soldier or Christ as nothing, man as nothing
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  Speaker 1: And oh, oh it ain't like a bunch of people
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  Speaker 1: and tried. Now, Oh, y'all been on YouTube, y'all been
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  Speaker 1: on the internet. Oh they didn't try. Oh they didn't
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  Speaker 1: put some dirt on me. Man, that ain't true. But
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  Speaker 1: if you keep looking at me, though, and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: the prize, but if you put your eyes on God,
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  Speaker 1: that's where you go. But if you look at me,
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  Speaker 1: He's covered me through it all. And that's been the
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  Speaker 1: importance of the relationship I formed with God, is that
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  Speaker 1: I know that I'm under his wings, that I'm ever
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  Speaker 1: under his ever loving protection, that he got me. And
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  Speaker 1: I just want to share that with you that if
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  Speaker 1: you got If you're looking for some protection, if you
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  Speaker 1: looking for a way to have the strength to get
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  Speaker 1: through what you're going through, get some god man. If if, if, if,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to weigh out, get some god man.
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  Speaker 1: If you've been gangbanging and you're sick of gangbanging, get
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  Speaker 1: you some god man. If you're tired of being on
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  Speaker 1: drugs and you're tied to drinking, get you some god man.
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  Speaker 1: If you're tied to being, if you're sick and tired
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  Speaker 1: of being sick of tired, get you some god man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you now. If you're trying to make
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  Speaker 1: your dreams come true and it looked like you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna make it, and you still believe that that's for you,
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  Speaker 1: get you some god man. If you're setting a new
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  Speaker 1: gold dream of aspiration and you're trying to get there
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna start out today, get you some god man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you it's real.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm saying. Man, I ain't on faith, Dude, with it.
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  Speaker 1: You understand. I'm just telling you real. Get you some
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  Speaker 1: god man, and be patient, have faith, believe, don't doubt.
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  Speaker 1: But Lord have mercy. Get ready to work your hell off.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear me? Get you some faith, believe, don't doubt,
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  Speaker 1: and get ready to work your tail off. God can't blessing.
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  Speaker 1: You See a lot of times we go to God
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  Speaker 1: asking for prayers and stuff, but we go to him
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  Speaker 1: and we don't give nothing. God nothing to bless We
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  Speaker 1: want blessing, but we don't give him nothing to bless.
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  Speaker 1: You make one step, he'll make two. You start, He'll
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  Speaker 1: finish you come, He'll go you dream it, He'll build
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  Speaker 1: you started, He'll finish. See you see you trying everything
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  Speaker 1: your way. I'm gonna go to court ado conversation with him. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday just sitting and just call me man, and was
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  Speaker 1: just talking about but Steve. You know man, I've just
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  Speaker 1: dude been on me for four years. I just asked him,
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  Speaker 1: have you survived the folk without the three hunter? Yeah? Man,
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  Speaker 1: how much you think you have spent trying to get
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  Speaker 1: to just a few hundred? Now, let me ask you something.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a few hundred more to try to
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  Speaker 1: get this twenty three hundred that you've been trying to
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  Speaker 1: get for four years? Yeah? I could do that, But
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  Speaker 1: do you want to? Man? Do you have the time
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  Speaker 1: to dedicate Foe more of your years to try to
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  Speaker 1: get twenty three hundred. But Steve am out of work
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  Speaker 1: right now. I'm fell on some hard times. I could
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  Speaker 1: use that money, and I've been praying to God to
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  Speaker 1: help me. Yeah, you've been praying to God to help you,
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  Speaker 1: But you've been telling God how to do to help. See.
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  Speaker 1: You keep telling God that if he gives you the
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  Speaker 1: twenty one three hundred, you'll be all right, when in essence,
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  Speaker 1: God probably got something way greater for you. But you
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  Speaker 1: gotta let go of your own thinking and let God
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  Speaker 1: have his way. You understand, you feel me find yourself
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  Speaker 1: some God today. Here listen, she went you one minute
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  Speaker 1: Hey Steve, good morning to you and everyone. Hey, Shirley
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  Speaker 1: is actually the first lady of the Morning Show. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she is and then call it is. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what's sheda. What's that lady over Pelosi? Don't call me angry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not angry. It was like hing there. And then Junior,
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  Speaker 1: you you shone spice off a little. I got to
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  Speaker 1: go ahead to fit me laugh. And then and then
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  Speaker 1: Jay you just you Steve Bannon from the right, you
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  Speaker 1: all that he didn't Austin got information. They won't it.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't talking. I would leave you as Trump. You
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  Speaker 1: can say that's what I made you. All the other
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  Speaker 1: mens Obama right now miss him. He hated and missing
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  Speaker 1: nothing man, They would seriously. Yeah, yeah, this swag is
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  Speaker 1: so back now though, so cool shutting down to the
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  Speaker 1: swag ut. But he's so cool with it right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you can rock that though. Yeah. Yeah, it makes
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  Speaker 1: you miss him. He free man, It's just like wow man.
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  Speaker 1: And he has that look like I told you Donald
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  Speaker 1: that was gonna be Yeah. I was telling Steve. You know,
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  Speaker 1: like when you're in the club and you don't stand
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  Speaker 1: up and there's always some food and I didn't get
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  Speaker 1: up there and do that, you know, come on, come
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  Speaker 1: on and you get up. You know how many people
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  Speaker 1: I've invited on stage. I'm fund of you. I got
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  Speaker 1: five minutes right now, come on, I got five minutes
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  Speaker 1: for you right now. The whole it's all this attention
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  Speaker 1: that don't know you and you don't know them. Ready,
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  Speaker 1: set go. Yeah. The first thing is trying to hold
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  Speaker 1: that mic, right, got the chicken choke on it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And then well, how's everybody doing tonight? Yeah, alright, it's
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  Speaker 1: crazy crazy, it's crazy, yeah, crazy, it's crazy. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And the whole time, the center of your booty is tingling.
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  Speaker 1: A minute ye fill it with laughs? Yeah, man joke
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  Speaker 1: tonight we was huh, all right, it's time for something
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  Speaker 1: funny that's coming up next. It must be time for
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  Speaker 1: shop talk. We're gonna stop by cut Mos barbershop when
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's time to go to the barbershop. You
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  Speaker 1: know it is that time. We gotta go over to
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  Speaker 1: cut Mos. See what the fellows are talking about, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of stuff going on, a lot of stuff. Let's
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  Speaker 1: uh join them already in Well, I mean we can't
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  Speaker 1: talk street the barbershop? Then will can we talk Stree.
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  Speaker 1: We can't talk, Streen. We ell, you know this ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing but healthy conversation. He saying that what we have
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  Speaker 1: in the Bobbershop is healthy complition. How about doing Let's
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  Speaker 1: go on. I ain't seen Mo in a long time.
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  Speaker 1: He just left the do wide open, Doe wide damn open.
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  Speaker 1: They say more. Most still stick behind Cleveland leaving not
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  Speaker 1: losing man in the championship. That's what's wrong. Ain't seen
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  Speaker 1: him since cleaning out that game. He left Billy levit
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  Speaker 1: doe wide open and Mo is done. But that don't
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  Speaker 1: mean we can't talk. Yeah, when you know they say
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  Speaker 1: the last how he cut with Lebron Jane, he did
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  Speaker 1: cut Lebron's hair out. You know, don Jane completely bad.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the thing right here, if Lebron game gold
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  Speaker 1: ball hit it, how hit Babba gonna eat Bob, gonna
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  Speaker 1: make money, that's a problem, that's right. If I Bron
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  Speaker 1: James Baba. I'm putting my hat back on a little
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  Speaker 1: bit at a time though, because I hated to be
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  Speaker 1: out of work. No, you don't love me and dollar
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  Speaker 1: Klass and what you got, what you got to start doing? See,
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  Speaker 1: you got to be a spray paint baber. See a
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  Speaker 1: lot of them is spraying this hound now and see
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  Speaker 1: if you're a spray paint baba, you can say in
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  Speaker 1: the business, that's what a lot of people doing this Spain.
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  Speaker 1: But if you get hot and you wipe that forehead
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  Speaker 1: should look miss you don't it look a whole hot mass?
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  Speaker 1: The other reasons, the other regions. Brian Jane loved the
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  Speaker 1: game because he didn't have a bad white boy. You
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  Speaker 1: can't win championship you got a bad white boy. You
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  Speaker 1: got to have a bad white boy somewhere in the
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  Speaker 1: mixt to win anything. And it's white boy ever lived
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  Speaker 1: with Larry Bird. That's the baddest that was a bad
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  Speaker 1: white boy. He's the boy. Ain't another bad white boy
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  Speaker 1: another bad I ain't go Michael matt Down't McDonald who
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  Speaker 1: bad white boy. I'll tell somebody else too bad too.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know how to classified. But I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: gonna put him over there because you don't check box.
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  Speaker 1: Bruno mass Bruno, Bruno Mars ain't white? What the man?
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  Speaker 1: He ain't white? What you click on? Take? Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell any time the name in with an old that's
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  Speaker 1: a Mesican dude and ain't. What about what about emmin
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  Speaker 1: in bad white boy? Yeah, that's borderline, that's you're a
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  Speaker 1: bad white boy. But is he really a white boy?
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  Speaker 1: You can't see him and it ain't white. Well you
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  Speaker 1: gotta add, you gotta add Dr dre If he really white,
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  Speaker 1: I think him and a really bow the lae black.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna take him. I'm gonna take I'm gonna sa,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say black. What about get on?
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  Speaker 1: That's a bad white boy right now? No, hold up,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, canceling him out, He get canceled out. He
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  Speaker 1: get canceled out because he's mad to black girl. So
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  Speaker 1: that takes all his whiteness. Yeah, yeah, he's going through
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  Speaker 1: the black wife override here white it would it will
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  Speaker 1: suck all thet white out of him. Not now, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you a cold white boy who Tom Cruise
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  Speaker 1: A cold white boy, right, that's a white boy. That's
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  Speaker 1: a white to Yeah, that's a bad like Oprah light
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  Speaker 1: time curl. That's bad white boy right now. You know
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  Speaker 1: how I know he's a bad white boy. Any time
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  Speaker 1: you jump up and down on the black woman's couch,
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  Speaker 1: you're a bad white boy. And nothing happening, black woman,
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  Speaker 1: Let you jump up down on the couch. You bade.
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  Speaker 1: You got to be bad, You got to be his
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  Speaker 1: name About Tom Cruve? Now his ex wife is with
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  Speaker 1: Jamie Flock. Yes, yeah, how about that? About that scared
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  Speaker 1: the time Cruise? I know he ain't, But you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I like the fact that he got a white woman.
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  Speaker 1: That's great right there, that that elevated his blackness till
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  Speaker 1: he got await with I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you, I'm gonna tell you a white boy. But
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  Speaker 1: he wouldn't. He wasn't really, he wasn't no awesome white boy.
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  Speaker 1: You know who that is who had that old Jake
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  Speaker 1: white boy, but he wanted to get out. O J
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  Speaker 1: was not white? Jay black ass was black? Okay, was
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  Speaker 1: white until he got in trouble. First of all, let's
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  Speaker 1: just go and say this, Oh J did it. Let go,
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  Speaker 1: Let's go down the list of people who did it.
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  Speaker 1: We know, we know the fact that deed people did it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh J did it? That's true. They did it. Definitely
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  Speaker 1: did it? Did Bill Coon? Did it? Did you think
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  Speaker 1: he did? Right? Did you? Damn? Bill? Did it? Ain't
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  Speaker 1: too soon? Hold up? Hold up. First of all, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know why these ladies voices up in the publisher. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why they But we're gonna we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: take down to do this here though we're gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna take time to do this. Let me do it.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell he but Bill did it. Though Bill
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  Speaker 1: did it. From now, we got two people if we
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  Speaker 1: know the show did it for show, they did it.
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  Speaker 1: I think Bill was with everybody that was in the sadness.
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  Speaker 1: I think you know what you say what you want
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  Speaker 1: about Bill Cotton. People saying guilty but won't know. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: ever say they're fraid right here, Bill Cotton, don't get
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  Speaker 1: me a glass of wine. Nobody to be able to
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  Speaker 1: go perform again. There's selling alcohol enough laughing man, Bill
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  Speaker 1: did it, Okaya, Like I say, like this, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know about the first one. Two through twelve. I know
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  Speaker 1: the show. I ain't saying the first one. He might
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  Speaker 1: might have if it til you did that. And it's
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  Speaker 1: a rule in this country right here when seven and
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  Speaker 1: white women say you did something, dammit, you did it.
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  Speaker 1: You did it. Yeah, I ain't never seen uh seven
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  Speaker 1: and white women, Marge, I own somebody like that when
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  Speaker 1: you do a white woman, Marge, you did it? Bill? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know I'm a man and I won't get to
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  Speaker 1: sleep around Bill. Nothing to go by. We gotta go. Nephews,
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• 21:55
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• 22:01
  Speaker 1: is employee insurance, Sharley. Everybody needs employee inshurance. You know
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That right? That right? You know I'm saying.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: But what you're doing if you didn't hear yesterday, then
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: it's a particular type of employee. Let's call it in
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Sharances to Joseph. How can I help you? Uh yeah,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Josep about you doing? Man? I got you, um your number?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Uh well, so I gave me your card, told me
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: you have an insurance coming you might be at it.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Help me absolutely, We'll have to help you. Well, love
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: you help Okay, listen, I'm um. I'm seeking some insurance.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: And what all insurance do you guys had? What what
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: all you all cover? So well? Have automobile in sharance,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: at home insurance, we have life insurance, fire flood. We're
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: pretty much. Uh, we have everything exactly what happened. Insurance
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: you were looking for? Okay, we'll see. I need I
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: have my own business, my own company. I like that. Okay.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: What I what I'm want when I'm trying to do, man,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: is I'm trying to make sure I have instuance for
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: the people underneath me. Okay, your employees, Yeah, exactly, I
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: want to. I want my employees to be insured. Okay,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: you know, like if something that happens to them, they
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: can get they can get working with comp you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. I want to be able to to
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: accommodate them that way. Is that? And are you able
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: to help me out with something like that? Yeah? I
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: am able to help you. I just need to ask
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: you a few questions. How many how many employees do
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: you have right now? I have? I got six? Well,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I got four that's working full time. I got to
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: that that worked predominantly on the weekends. Okay, so I
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: got let me think real quickly. I got settlement, I
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: got nice jasmine, I got thunder. I'm sorry, sir, um
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: against him? Uh smitty okay, okay, um um what type
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: of pantancy as sir UM, well, I'm I'm I'm more
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: of a um, I'm a I'm a PC and uh
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry DC. Oh personal consultant. No, no, no, no,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm pretty close. Pretty close. That's that's that's
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: pretty close. I'm I'm I'm a pleasure consultant. And and
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: what it is me? I got, um, you know, I
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: got I'm sorry. Did you say pleasure consulting? Right? Right?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: What what that is? Man? Is? You know? I pleasurized
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: people that want to be pleasurized, Like I have girls
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: that may dance for you, some may come in and
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: uh do other things for you, pretty private parties, that
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: kind of thing. Are you trying to Are you trying
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: to ensure strippers or call girl? Well, I mean, I
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: mean I'm trying to ensure what I'm trying to ensure.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, I give all my girl ten ninety nas
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: and the yeah, I don't I don't know what this is.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: An insurance Compani is a reperable company. We don't ensure
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: call girls. So I'm trying to ensure my product. I mean,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: the way it kind of me is right now, everybody
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: got to look out for themself, but I got to
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: ensure what I need to ensure so in case things
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: go bad, man, I can bounce back on that. I
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: understand that, sir, and I do. I mean, I'm a
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: businessman just like you are, because we don't ensure called up.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: So so hold on, I got your card. Man, you're
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: trying to tell me that now you can't give me
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: no insuance. We can't ensure call girls are stripperts. Okay, okay, okay,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: tell me what type of duties today perform? Well, I
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: mean what you mean, what kind of do I mean
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: they think have on the application? I have to put
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: down what type of duties we're gonna put down down? Uh?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Exotic dance you know? Uh? And see since they are
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: there for people that like uh need to have some
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: personal attention. Man, you know we just put something else down,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: like you know, counseling, you know, prostitues. Do you want
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: to ensure prostitudes. I'm not saying that, man, I'm not
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: stop saying that. I don't say that no more. That's
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: not what I'm saying. I'm saying that's what that's what
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: they are. Well, why don't you to put out man?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Why don't you Why don't you put down pleasure consultant
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: for Man consulting, So we don't do that here. Um,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to help you, sir. We don't
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: do that here. You can't ensure a prostitute, then I
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: tell you don't say that no more. I told you
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: this right here is a PC. It's a pleasure consultant.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: That's somebody that gave me this business card and told
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: me that you'll be able to take care of me.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: And now here you he is coming back seeing you
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: can't see this one is starting to be some persmitty name. Uh, sir,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: you don't have to refrain from using that language. No, no, no, no.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: They're telling me that you are able to insure me. Man,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: you don't want coming back with some bogus right here,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: and we don't ensure any type of ghetto mass prostitute
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: call girls. Um, that's some street jok that we don't
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: do here. Man. Listen, I was told you can insure me,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: and guess what you go insure me. I'm gonna go
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you, doc. I'm gonna come down
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: that to your office and I want to I want
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: these papers filled out so I can sign them. So
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I look, man, we don't ensure no prostitutes or no
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: on these steppers. Okay, so we don't do that, and
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna come down to my office with this
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: ghetto mess. We don't do that. Who do you think
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: you're all of that? Man? You you don't know who
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: you're with now, I don't left this corporate over the phone,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: corpect voice fool you because I can get gangster. Hey man,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you. Thank you now, we don't
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: do that here. Hey man, look let me tell you.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: So I'm on my way down there. Okay, do not
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: come to this office. You know to come to this office.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to the office. You're gonna ensure my girls
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: for me. Somebody that gave me your car to told
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: me you can take care of me on the low,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: and that's what you're gonna do. Now. I need my
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: damn insuing for my girl's dog. That's all I'm trying
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: to get. Don't you bring you to steps because we
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: don't do it and I will not. And if you
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: bring you something, you're gonna get your man. I got
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: you're talking to I'm talking to you not trying to
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: be nice, and I trying to be perfectional. QUI don't
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: you bring after my office? Man? I got one of
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: my things I need to say to you. You listen, Yes,
• 28:08
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• 28:13
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• 28:15
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• 28:19
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• 28:24
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• 28:47
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  Speaker 1: how every day more employee cremated by the stake while
• 30:08
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• 30:17
  Speaker 1: you would like to though, Stay it again, Junior, we
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• 30:26
  Speaker 1: while taking a nap. That could be true. It can
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• 30:55
  Speaker 1: out there in the screets. What's the topic today? But
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: we did this one. We're doing the apollo Junior. I
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• 31:02
  Speaker 1: all the people in line, perfect dude, man in the street,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: this is a good one today. It's about who borrows
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: money all the time and they never pay back. I
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: should have talked to my son for eight minutes and
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: my daughter Tesha. We love both of them, but here
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: we go man in the street who's always borrowing money
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: and they never pay it back. Take it out, Jamie
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Brown for the Steve harping on the show. The question is,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: who's the person in your family or in your life
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: that's always burn money. My sister, she owes your money
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: right now. How much I'm not even gonna stay my son,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: my cousins, my cousin as well, my sister. But it's
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: a giveaway. Look for back my brother, bagging Billy. If
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: you could get the money back that your brother owes
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: you right now, how much would it be? Hundreds of dollars,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars, thousands of dollars? Jam around for the
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  Speaker 1: Steve every morning, Joe, who's the president in your family
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: that's always borrowing money? Is? You know what it's not
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: borried about. I'm giving back. It's not born my sister
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: if she paid you back right now, how much would
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: it be? Ten dollars? Probably my dad? Does he owe
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: your money right now? No? Actually doesn't. My sister if
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: she paid you back right now, how much would it be.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: One of my uncles, how much does he owe you
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: right now? Probably a couple of hundred. Do you think
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: you'll ever see that money? No? He never pays his
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: bets back. Me. You owe your sister money? Yeah, if
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: you paid her back? How much would it be? Now?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Pretty good? Pretty good? Damn round for the Steve Harvey
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Who's the person in your family is always
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: borrowing money? Let still, Steve, Steve didn't borrow no money
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: from you? Money from it? How much? As heal? You're
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: right now? A lot of money? Because I said this
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  Speaker 1: suit never come favorite quarters? My children if they paid
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: you back right now, how much would it be? A
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: million dollars? For a million dollars? Are these your kids
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: right here? They're shopping right now and they're not pulling
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: out any money? No money, no money? Wow? Yes that
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: would be who would it be? Surely? Oh? My friend,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I have a friend that borrows money all the time.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: But I don't care. You know what I'm like you,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I know I'm not gonna get it back. It's like
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: it's just a gift, you know. I just look at
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: it is paying it forward and I'll get it back
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  Speaker 1: some other kind of you know. The best way to
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• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you how you do it. You lend
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  Speaker 1: them amount of money that you know they can't pay
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: back and they will avoid you for the rest of
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: the So you bought them out of your life. Essentially. Yeah,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: it would be much. How much of y'all old, how
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: much you got out there that you think over my son?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I would think he owes me Terrell right now, owes
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: me a million or billion dollars. But that's your son,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: that's my son. But I can always tell when he
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: comes over he's gonna try to borrow money because he
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: hangs around after the goodbye. You know you know how
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• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Nations United Nations going into special session UH this afternoon
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: over yesterday's incident and bobbing North Korea. It has been
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: confirmed that North Korea launched at fits first intercontinental ballistic
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  Speaker 1: missile as a test and as dictator Kim John unclaimed
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  Speaker 1: it was an Independence Day gift to President Trump. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the White House intends to ask to you in Security
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  Speaker 1: Council to enact stronger measures the whole North Korea responsible.
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  Speaker 1: Later on today, meanwhile, Kim John Un is promising to
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  Speaker 1: send quote more big and small gift packages to the Yankees.
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  Speaker 1: That's a quote that he made to the paper that
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  Speaker 1: a thirteen year old girl who went missing five days
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: ago found in a home along with the body of
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: an unidentified man. Authorities in lancash To say the young
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  Speaker 1: Chavon Randall was last seen on Wednesday. Her family warned
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  Speaker 1: that if they contacted the police, they would hurt her.
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  Speaker 1: So far, two people have been arrested, Davante Owens and
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Lakwan Wilkerson. They say that they're looking for a third
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  Speaker 1: man identified as Michael Titus her film. He says they
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  Speaker 1: have no idea why Chavon was abducted. American celebrated the
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  Speaker 1: Fourth of July yesterday with traditional parades, picks and fireworks,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: and much like foreigner president Obama. Mr Trump celebrated the
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: country's birthday by welcoming military families to the south lawn
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: of the White House. Lonnie and I truly appreciate and
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: celebrate America's independence with those who courageously defend our country,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: the men, women, and families of the United States Military.
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  Speaker 1: It is because of you that well over three hundred
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: million American citizens can live in freedom. After that, the
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: traditional fireworks displace took place over the National Mall. The
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: White House is confirming that Mr Trump is scheduled to
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: have a sit down meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: on Friday on the sidelines of the G twenty summit
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: in Hamburg, Germany. No word on what they're going to discuss,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: but people have an idea they have a lot to discuss,
• 36:45
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  Speaker 1: three nine year old tame reporter already caring for her mother,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: whom the magazine says has stage four brain cancer. Very
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: very sad. Today is National Apple Turnover Day. To make
• 37:09
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  Speaker 1: Flutter Junior and timey, good morning to you all morning.
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  Speaker 1: But fly flap on flapp what's up? What's up? What's up?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: What's up? Okay, oh my god, But of course we're not,
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• 38:28
  Speaker 1: people down to me. H oh, they considered you. They
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• 38:37
  Speaker 1: you know when I'm just gonna keep on trying, keep
• 38:39
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• 38:42
  Speaker 1: But what what Anthony? No, there's always another role for you.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I mean there's always Well, they offered me a role
• 38:49
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• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be the lead, then I'm got somewhere butterfly. Yeah,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: but stuff like that, because I feel like I'm a
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  Speaker 1: real gangster, you know what I'm saying. You know what? Did?
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I just feel like I'm a real gangster? Like some games?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Can you give us some games to talk? I mean, uh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: watch this right here. I don't know about it, know,
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  Speaker 1: nothing happened. How about g money? Oh I think deep money?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Definitely no something yo, five dollars for a change. Okay,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Look at Junior, Junior. I
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• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Butterfly Eugene. Coming up next. J Anthony Brown will murder
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• 41:20
  Speaker 1: but as wondering how much stress tivity do you still
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  Speaker 1: have left in their pants before the explode? Little fans
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  Speaker 1: looking tight? Is a room? There ain't no more room
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: for you? And then stretched pants reallyting he should dye it?
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: There ain't no anymore room for you in them stretched pants.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: You should cut back on the munches. There ain't no
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: anymore room for you in them stretched pants because you're
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: not read the right, because I led anymore room. You see, girl,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: you're so wide it must be kind of hard trying
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: not putting the pants on with a double lard. You'll
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: stretch them seams, girl, you stretched them scenes and there
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: between your thighs are and were abols. I tried to
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: buy pass aft at your size because you still think
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: your side to a three. You need them multiply time
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: thirty three. I've always wondered why they call it thunder.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Now I see apply to plus them scenes. His hands
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: looking tight is a ruiner. Ain't no more room for
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: you and then stretched pants, pything. You should dye it.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: There ain't no anymore room for you and them stretched pants.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: You should not back on the munches. There ain't no
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: anymore for you and them stretched pants because you're not
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: be the right because a light anymore room you see
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: and them stretched pants? Cut Those hands looking tight is
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: a ruining, a normal And then that's what gets me
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: about this. Yeah, because you sing from the heart, you're
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: really on stage in a group. Yeah, you're doing all
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: the steps and everything, all right, well, listen, um, next month,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: next month. O J. Simpson is up for parole next month,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Nevada Parole Board. Nevada Parole Board has announced I heard,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I heard it. Yeah. The date is July twentieth, so
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: almost a month from now, and it's possible that o
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: J could be released from prisoner early over he's serving No,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: he's serving a thirty three year old sentence on arm
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: robbery and kidnapping charges. He stormed a Las Vegas hotel
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: room you remember this and intending to steal back some
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: of his most famous sports memorabilia. O J lost his
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: prize possessions in the civil case and the double murder
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: of his ex wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: He escaped criminal conviction back in thanks to a dream
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: team of attorneys of attorneys which included Robert Kardashian, which
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: of course is Kim Kardashians. Yeah. O J is going
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: to be seventy years old next month, seven years old.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: You'll be walking through the airport. Now, you won't be rent.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: That would be great. Yeah, he do. They even know
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: each other to me, But he is going to come
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: out with his own set of state naps. I heard
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: that made extra money. Is that what you really think?
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: They're going to let him out. Yeah, he'll get out.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: They can't keep him forever. Yeah, he has the thirty
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: three years sentence because a lot of people think that
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: he didn't demand some slack. A lot of people think
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: he didn't get convicted and go to prison for this
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: particular crime, for the murder. Murder. Okay, July, we'll be watching,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll be back. We'll be back with the
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Nephews prank phone call. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right, coming up at the top of
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after the hour. Two
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: days strawberry letter, another crazy one. The subject did never
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: last that long. But first, come on, nephew, tell me,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: this is your time to shine with a prank phone call.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: What you got you'll need to fix your appearance? Hey,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: what you need to fix healing? Okay, let's hear it,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: hid of it? Okay, take it? Yes, a period. Here
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: you go. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a mona. Please,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: this is how you doing. My name is James over
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: with the Corporation. I'm with your corporate wardrobe. You've been
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: with the company for about eight years now my correct mona, Okay,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: like I said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe. I wanted
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: to kind of give you a call. There's been some
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: conversation about it, but wanted to give you a call
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: about your appearance in the office. Okay, Now your your
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: your appearance seems to be pretty much in tacts for
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: your clothing is concerned. So it's nothing that has nothing
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: to do with that. Okay. Now, first of all, what
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: uh my pearents have to do with your corporation? Well,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Like I said, you you've been with
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: court for about what eight years? And now I'm all right, yester,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I have okay and uh me telling me something about
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: my kids? Right, I didn't need what I What I
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: want to talk to you about is that what what
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: what some of the workers in the office are having
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: a problem with. And what we want to do is
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: get you an actual doctor's appointment because we want to
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: see about helping you get a breast reduction. Oh what
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: breath was? Actually? Okay? Now you you you you? I mean,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: from from my understanding that your your breasts are too
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: large hold on, hold on, who was this freast? Who
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: was this? Who is this a game? My name is James.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm with Corporate Wardrobe, and I'm calling
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: you actually pretty much human resources of corporation. Okay, And
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: if you ain't calling him about something else, certainly what
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: we do year telling you calling me, telling me somebody
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: giving me a retroduction. What you need to do is
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: try to think up slow, because what I'm doing up
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: in here, I'm gonna well they was on here and
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear they came out. I wear them proper mona.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: All we want to do is we want to get
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: you a doctor's appointment so we can help you get
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: your get your breast reduce. So you know you you're
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: feel a lot more comfortable and the people in the
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: office will be a lot more comfortable. Okay, I'm not
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna do it, man, You ain't gonna come
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: me in and tell me some what you're gonna do
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: to me? What's the time about. I'm just being this
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: for almost a year and I ain't know he had
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: no problem with nobody telling me some of my friend.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: So what you need to do is find out who's
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: going around here and making these rumors. And first of all,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna dig up because maybe one needs uping here
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: talking about me and you know, jealous because I'm on
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: top of MYO and they're jealous of me. Is I'm
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: gonna you know, I'm gonna mask and they ain't got
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: top of my friend. Look, man, my job is to
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: get your breast reduce. I gotta get I gotta bring
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: them down, my big two. Can you reduce that? Excuse me?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: This big? Can't you reduce that? Man? Listening? I gotta
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: get your breast down to it. I gotta get it down.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I gotta bring them down. Ain't what you're gonna get down,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: That's what you're gonna get done. And I'm listen to
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: start worried about my breast. So you and whoever whoever
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: calling you telling you something abody what I'm doing it?
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Just this, Tell them I said to kiss my to
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: what I did to do, I'm gonna do me. So
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: they don't like that, then hey, hollandam because I'm gonna
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: find whoever doing it because they're jealous. I'm a bad
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: They don't understand it. And the man's come in and
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: what whoo whoo will they come to loan they come
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: to my death, ask lout they ask for me Mona, Mona,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: I understand that. But what I'm saying is your breast
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: are distraction in the office, and I gotta get your
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: breast brought down first. Whoever you are, you might and
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: you come see you can sit. You to the front
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: of my dead and see how it's looking. You might
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: want to come back and bring out your crew. Mona,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. I don't want to come sit
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: your death, can see your your I gotta get you
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: to a doctor and get your breast rid. Thus not
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: when you wanted the point. I ain't gonna see though
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I'm going to you're going to a doctor that you
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: bring it so he because I ain't going no doctor.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: What you're talking about the doctor whoever you me to
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: go see, I ain't trying to hear you. Hell clean
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. If they said you would act
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: like this moment, they said you would react just this way.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: This is what the people in the office are talking about.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I don't give her down. What they've been in this
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: company almost a yell. I ain't no hand nobody counting
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: me telling me my friend, what you need to do?
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: First of all, you need to come in and see
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: me because he might like what you see. Because I'm
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: a big, bad boned free woman. You're better here. Yeah,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: what's your name? And now? What's up? What's your name?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Why do you need my name? I need your names?
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't never hed. Some by the cow might say,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I'm so, I but tell me something, my bed. I
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: need to know your names. I was getting some loney
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: in this because I don't play this thing I need.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I don't play that. So, whoever you is and you're happy,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: whoever comedy by my bread, I don't play that. I
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: need your name, I really do. Come you don't. I'm
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: gonna find out who this is. Who do you want
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: to know my name? I want to know your damn name. Hey, y'all,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I want to know your name. What is it? Are
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: you listening? What is that's a nephew Tommy from the
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Steve Harbitt Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend? You?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Where's her bread? Big in mind? You know I got
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: limp me. Y'all? Need it? Where you don'na make me go? H?
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I can't believe it seeing her bread's begging it man,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: and this she got like limp. I listened to this
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: show every morning, and I just can't believe I got
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: got he said she did. She got me. You got me.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna care to something. I'm gonna care to
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: watch it. It's okay, I'm gonna give him. I got
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: one more thing for you, baby, What is what is
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: the land. Maybe you already know that one and only
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey wonted show't to me guess what play on
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: the hip phone. I just want to let you know
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I'm aside sick team with a low cut Tommy. I
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: never heard this one before. I'm dying it over here.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: She was good. I don't know about you, guys, but
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: when I was little, I played with dolls. I love dolls. Marla, Yeah,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I know guys. Yeah, your life size dog Betty Gane.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: That was her name is Betty jen. We we beat
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: that doll up so bad and we broke the dolls
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: arm and now yeah, yeah you a g I Joe. Yeah,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: girls had Barbie and then did you have white dogs?
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Are black dogs? Jolly white? Yeah? The biggest argument I
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: had with my granddaughter a Kira. We're in the store,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: and I was not going to buy it. This was
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: before I was anyway women, but anyway, I was not.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I was not anyway. I was not going to buy
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: the white dog. I wanted her to have the black Yeah. Yeah,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: as a representative out real loud, I don't want your
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: black dog store old store, something like that. I don't
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: want the black dog. I don't know who you was. Yeah,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: that was embarrassing. Yeah, that was. Yeah, now they do.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: They didn't have him as much you were growing up. Yeah,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: daughter has all of them. She has black dolls, white
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: dolls because she has friends of all racist white friends. Yeah,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: everybody comes over and they play dolls, and they have
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: the American girl dolls, the Bobby dolls. So yeah, it's
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: like it's a big deal. And I told you about
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: my my girlfriend, who's really really fair. She's very very
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: light skinned, and her daughters are really really light skinned.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: She wouldn't, I mean, but she was. She was only
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: she wouldn't. She wouldn't get the super white dolls. But
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: she didn't want the really black dolls because they didn't
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: have them in a lot of different colors and stuff.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: She waited until they brought out the Latina version, so
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: she yeah, because that was her. Yeah, girl, you're black,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: get a black doll. I don't want the black Yeah.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: You know. It wasn't the daughters, it was the mom.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: The mom would say it. Do you think white to
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: have black dolls? Yes? Yes, some parents. Some parents insist,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: just like Carlo's daughter has all raises. Some parents insist,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: you know, because this is the world you live. Some
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: parents insists that you have yeah, black dolls, which I
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: think is a great thing. You're listening to the Steve
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, the Strawberry letter is coming
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: up before we get to it. Though this is a
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: new survey, it's a rundown of some of the most
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: common lies that people tell their partners. Lies like I'm listening,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, I'm listening. No, I've only had one drink.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I didn't see your text. I didn't see that you
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: called me. That's a big one right there. Yeah, I
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: use that every time every day. Yeah, very tasty because
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: you get a lot of that, Daniel when you see it.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: So far, keep going. I was out with friends, I
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: was out with I use a specific name in a
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: place in the junior's house. It's good, Okay, I've definitely
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: heard with me my wife no good here. Well, I
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: ain't no, no, you know you ain't a juniors. That's okay.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Here's one. Here's one I've never heard. I like your cooking.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I like your cooking. Never, I've never heard that. Why
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: that even lie to you and tell you thank you?
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Side you just look at the plate and walk off.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to understand because I'm new here. You
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: don't cook at all. I don't. Sorry, okay, I'm never
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: here's a microwave. Okay, I've never cheated on you. I've
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: never cheated up at guys saying because we're not having
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: that conversation that. Yeah. Here's another one. That one, yeah, yeah,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I like your parents. Yeah. Now that one I've I've
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: told the truth, and that got me in trouble. Ain't
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: getting around. They also found that one and ten people
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: lie regularly to their partner and don't completely trust their
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: current partner. Five percent say that they don't trust them
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: at all. I think the biggest lad is I'm not lying,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: but me Lyon has kept us together. I will be Steve.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Steve loves to I mean he'll tell you a lie
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: when the truth will do Why not? I learned that
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: from him just in case I don't. I don't like
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: like right now, I don't have to lie nearly as
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: much as I used to practice occasionally in case I
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: need it, Like I asked me something right quick shore,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, Strawberry letter coming up neck. Oh no,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: it's not huh. You got everybody here. We've had a
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: lot of practice. Buckle up and hold on tight. We
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: got it for all you here. It is Strawberry letters. Subject.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Let me get to this. Too much sex? Now? What?
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Too much sex? Now? What do I question? Mark, Dear
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Morning crew. I have a problem and don't know what
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: to do. My husband's a preacher and I love sex,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: not just with my husband, but with anyone I can seduce.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: It was at first a question conquer, but now it's
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: out of hand, Steve. Now my husband's best friend made
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: a pass at me, and now I don't feel so
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: good about this one. I want to tell my husband,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: but scared it will create a mess and reveal my
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: side sex life. I want to clean slate and focus
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: on my marriage. But what should But? But should I
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: take a chance and tell him or just lay low
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: and say nothing. It's a mess and I don't know
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: what to do. Should I lay my sexing ways down
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: and move on without bringing it up? For the first time,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: I actually feel bad about what I did and want
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: to change. But will it be the best? Will it
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: be best to reveal all or nothing? Thanks? Uh, you
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: know what. I am glad that you've seen the light
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: and have come to your senses somewhat. You know the
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: fact that you you have recognized it and admitted it
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: and want to change, that's a really good thing. Should
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: you tell your husband you ask? That's a hard one
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: for me because I do believe in the truth. I
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: believe that it does set you free and all that.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: But I think that you know, if you tell your
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: husband this one, it could have some terrible, terrible, terrible repercussions,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: not just for you but him. You know, your marriage
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: of course, the church, everything, you know. I think maybe
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: you should repent um, you know, change your ways, pray,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: deal with God on this one, and uh, you know,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: hope that your husband never finds out, but you know,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: change you definitely need to do that. Steve Home is
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: me already m hm? Well, the sexy preach your wife
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: too much. Six, Now what do I do? First? I
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: want to know why you are writing us. If you
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: to preach his wife, I would think that you would
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: know something about faith, but obviously, due to your actions,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: you don't care nothing about your faith. So now you've
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: decided to write a national radio show about an issue.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: This seems to me more like something you would take
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: to God himself. Off. I would kind of take this
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: one to God because really we can't help you. There's
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: nothing we can tell you. But since you wrote me,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: here is the human response. This is none of this
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: that I'm about to say. It's gonna be what God
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: would say, you wrote, Steve, Dear Morning crew, we'll hear
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: what the Morning crew. May I have a problem. I
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: don't know. My husbands are preaching and our love sex
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing wrong with that, just not with my husband,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: but with anybody I can subduce, damn anybody. You're just
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: all over the church. Now. It was at first quest
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: and conquer, but nigh's out of hand. Okay, so hold long.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Now it ain't quest and conquer now, it's just everybody.
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  Speaker 1: See you're not seducing anybody anymore. You're just out there,
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  Speaker 1: spread and your peanut butter around on everybody bread. The
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  Speaker 1: people got peanut butter on them. Don't even won't it
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  Speaker 1: You didn't pass it out so much. Now that the
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  Speaker 1: man's your your your husband's best friend, does seduced you.
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  Speaker 1: You know why because he didn't heard about you. It's
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: all over the church a matter of fact, it's all
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  Speaker 1: over the church convention. You all down at the Baptist
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  Speaker 1: convention with this hell, You all over at the coach
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  Speaker 1: At convention with it. You all down at the Catholic
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  Speaker 1: diallars Is meeting you die or whatever it is, Diallas.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: That's the kid You know you're down there were you at?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: You up at the kidney center with the dillas patients
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: passing it up? You just got your cookie is just crumbs.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Now it's just crumbs. It ain't even a whole cooking
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: no more. It's just cooking dust. You that stuff in
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: the bottom of the cooking bag that you sprinkle in
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: your hand and you don't bite it, you lick it out.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Your cooking is dusty. So when I come back, dusty,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: we're gonna share with you. I can't help, but I
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: can tell you what's gonna happen when you walk in
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: the house and tell your husband this foolish moment you
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: fit the hell you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. But
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, come on with part two. Everybody, she
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: is the tallest Christian Christian? What Christians correct, God's littlest Christian.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve with your response to this crazy letter,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: this crazy show, these crazy people. All right, Steve, come
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  Speaker 1: on finish, dear Morning crew, we're here. What the Morning
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: crew think My husbands are preaching our little sex? Ain't
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that, just not with my husband, but
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: with anybody I can subdue, Damn anybody. You just all
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: over the church. Now it was at first quest and conquer,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: but knives out of hand. Okay, so hold on the lady.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: That's too much sex. Now what do I do? She's
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: sleeping around on her husband, who happens to be a preacher.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: She loves sex, not just with my husband, but with
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: anybody I can subduce. Well, now, her husband's best friend
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: made a pass on me, and she don't feel so
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: good about this one. Here's where the letter gets real stupid.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: It's already ignorant, but let's let's go to the next level.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: I want to tell my husband, but scared it will
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: create mess and reveal my sex side. Lady, don't you
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: already stupid? Okay, don't don't. Don't take it to the
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: levels of no return. If your husband isn't questioning you
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  Speaker 1: about it, don't not tell your husband this. No man
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: is gonna handle this information well coming from his wife.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: This is not gonna be your husband after you share
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: this information with it. I can assure you that we
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: do not really do well when it comes to accepting
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: women who cheat on us. Women are far better at it.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: I have a theory on why that is, but it's
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: mostly to do with our ego. See, we look at
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: sex differently than women do. Women supposedly have more of
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: a caring want to feel something for you before I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: do it. A guy ain't gotta have none of that.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: And once we're done, we figured, once we wash, we cool.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: That's how men look at it. It's very simple to them.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: But we all know that our woman can't wash that
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  Speaker 1: part away and it's ours And you didn't gave my
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: own way, our lord. No, our ego is crushed. Somebody
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: else been in my cookie, y'all? Are you crazy? Oh
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: my goodness, our ego. We can't stand to run up
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: into a guy. That's that's that's come on, man, had
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: our cookie when it's supposed to be our cookie. So
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: if you go tell your husband it's over, I can
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: assure you that you would be better off doing like
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: you said. Should I just lay my sexing ways down
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  Speaker 1: and move on without bringing it up? Yes? You should.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: The problem you have is can you do it? So?
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  Speaker 1: You can't have You can't lay your sexing ways down
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: without a serious conversation with God because you were in
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: deep I mean, you know wrong is wrong. You know
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: addiction is addiction, if it's a drug or if it's
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: sex you addicted to. This sounds like to me you
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: need some help from a higher being. If you're not
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: gonna include God and your change, I really don't see
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. I actually feel bad about what
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: I did and want to change. Well, that's between you
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: and God. I think that's glad about that. Though I'm
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: glad she does want to change and that you know
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: she has a good sense to at least feel bad
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: about it. You don't get a prize for feeling bad
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: about that. Email us or Instagram as your thoughts on
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry letter at my girl surely okay, my girls
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: shurely switching gears here. Now it's time for another beloved
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: segment on this show. They're all be loved. Yeah, this
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: is where has really be loved. Yeah, this is Yeah,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: we really do a lot of this. And this is
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: where the nephew and junior step up and they go
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: at it. I don't know why, but we'll let Jay,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: We'll let Ja decide. Okay, what I show them to
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: lose Naa. But he calls me in the middle of
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: next Shirley and he comes up with the stupidest stuff.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: And I don't know why you sit on the phone
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: and think about this and art. Okay, Jake, let me
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: be the judge of rather than that it's stupid. Okay,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: tell me if I'm right a wrong? I told him.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: A right to bail arms means that you are allowed
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: to wear your own naked and not have no clothes on.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: You have a right to bear arms. Is that right
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: or wrong? Jake? Your arms can be naked here? What
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: say you, Junior? I say it's stupid, Jake. It doesn't
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: matter if you put all if your arms are out
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: or end does not mean it is a right that
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: man man is saying, if you want to those sleeveless
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: in the dead of winning, you have the right to
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: bear arms. That's exactly what he say. It has nothing
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: to do with arms. What I means arms, It means
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: if you're allowed to carry a weapon. Now, why would
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: he even call me and get on the fall and
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: we discussed whether your arms are in or out? Thank you?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Hold on a second. When people say, let me level
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: with you, and then people say we're gonna use a
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: level to see if this is even or not, those
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: are two different things, right, that's what This is the
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: same thing. It's two different things. But you can be
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: butt naked on your arms, boy, that's what it's saying.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: If you want to not wear sleeves at all, you
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: have the right. It says it right there in the statement.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: It's you have the right. Minute that it's talking about. No, no, no, no,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: no no no no. People are on no no no no, no, no,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: no no no. It's the same thing. It's the same
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: thing as this. Then, because it doesn't matter about your
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: own being in out, you might as well just say
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: you have the right to well my feet out or in.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: It don't you can do that. It's freak. But there
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: is no law that said you have the right to
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: bear feet. There's a lot. Let that slide. Okay, okay, Jack, yes,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: on the next one, would you please tell him that
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: the number six and the number nine are twins that
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: just don't get along. Thank you, thank you, I thank
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: you under the six and the nine or tins that
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: just don't get a love? What say six? Six? And again?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: I told her I wasn't gonna win ane of these
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: today because I don't. Okay, okay, now, Jake, this is
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: when he hung up on me. All I said, well,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: he gonna hang on me and they're gonna say I'm
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: gonna get you in trouble. He got he out, He
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: threw with me. I told him, if Caitlyn Jenna was
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: a superhero, Ca, Caitlyn could be a Transformer or wonder One.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: I'm through. Yeah, what's that noise? What's happening? We'll leave.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: That's us packing up our stuff. Okay, that's what you're here.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with that. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, So the majority of us
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: are all of us have kids? On this show, junior.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: You're you're a great You're a great nephew. You're a
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: great uncle to your nephews. Well listen to this guy's.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: According to a recent survey, millennials buy a lot of
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: stuff online, and that certainly proves to be true. And
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: they don't step into the brick and mortar buildings anymore
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: like we do. They buy it all online. Amazingly, more
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: than half of their total purchases last year were made online,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: more than half. So they might buy most things online,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: but what they don't buy everything online? Sixty two percent
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: said they planned to buy their next car in person
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: at a dealership. Yeah. What, I can't stand the millennials. Careful.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: We have millennials. Millennials we have, and we have millennial children.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: That's that. Then the ones I'm talking about you at
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: my house, they didn't have the struggle we had. I
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: just think you should lock them all outside, just just
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: just they don't. They didn't. They don't do nothing we
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: used to do. They're so entitled. They didn't do anything.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: They have chilges. They have no choice. Did you guys
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: used to have to have chill the floors? You have
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: some roster refrigerator, the yard they didn't have dishwashers back
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: in the daher dishwasher and the go get her what
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: do you mean? Cigarettes right there? Run upstairs and get this. Yeah,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: come from down the street and bring me some water.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: YEA change your channel, jags and TV channel, that's the
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: one right there. You called me wait out here for
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: that man. You know what I couldn't do back in
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: the day to Okay, so when I had to wash
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: the dishes, right, so when I washed the dishes, I
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: had to wash them, dried them, and put them up.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: If I did not put them up, you're talking about
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: that blanket and get pulled out. Me. Just wash the dishes,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: dry the dishes, put the dishes up, sleep the floor,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: take the trash, reland the trash can because the plastic,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: mop the floor, clean out the refrigerator, wipe down all
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: the cabinets with the old rush. And then let me
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: give your mind that got me? Let me do to
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: got me in trouble. My daddy came home three days
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: straight and I had not cut that yard. And then
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: he came home late from working, like about ten third
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: eleven o'clock at night. It's the fourth day. Now, Yeah,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: I've been coming in I've been coming in late from
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: track practice, so I ain't been able to really really
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: do it. Man. That's that four days my daddy had
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: me in the yard at level o'clock at night with
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: a flat next door, said, Hey, what's going on? Don't
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: work pout? What's going on over here? We putting yawns tonight?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Any other time when Annie Lee Brown promised you a
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: behind whipping, she never forgot but you, But how about
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: when they made you think they forgot? And to your point, Carla,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: earlier in the middle of the night, you're sleeping, good La,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: all of that, they come in there, turn those lights on,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: sash that time to pay the po we got. I
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: didn't want my but whipping to add up. I don't
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: want you to stack it. You know I won't mind me.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Don't put this with the most stuff. Break my hand.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: You're trying to negotiate the discipline. Remember, did I have
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: a tell? I think I told you guys about the
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: time that my mom had the belt and she was
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: whipped me and I accidentally I grabbed the belt and
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: we were doing a tug of war with the belt
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: and I accidentally let the belt go and my mom.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: I would never know it wasn't. It wasn't. Honestly, it wasn't,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: but she thought it was, Oh, you're gonna knock men?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Did you knock me hit in the mount? Did anybody
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: get hit in the mount? Did you get popped in
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: the mount? And she would pop me in my mouth,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: I said something. She never slapped me or hit me before.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: My mom said you're gonna make me knock you into
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: next week, and I said me for Thursday. I would
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: have made you completely. Hey, man, One time I tried
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: to defend my mama against my dad. Worst mistake I
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: ever made got to beat another lifetime that I was
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: mad at her because I was in here for you.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: My mom pushed me in the stomach so hard. I
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: said something like, and I didn't see the right coming, man,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't see it yet. Not all away and right.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: We're having this conversation because surely you started the segment
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: off we were talking about MILLENNI off air, just to
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: let the audience know we're talking off air about the
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: difference and how we raised kids today and how we
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: were raised back in the day. Millennial weed. The kids
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: they are so entitled, they're just entitled. They think they're
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: supposed to have it. They just think. Yeah, millennials, they don't. Yeah,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: they don't understand hard work, how hard we had to work,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: just like we didn't understand how hard our parents work.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: The most embarrassing thing I remember was going to the
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: laundry mat to watch clothes timing. You take all the
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: dirty clothes and you put them in that big sheet
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: and you walk past everybody playing to go to the
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. And Saturdays we had to clean the
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: entire house every Saturday. Everything. We can never just go
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: outside and watch card too. We had Millennials have never
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: heard what Quinn running in and out that Jo heard that.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Yet they don't understand. Yeah, we had a front porch
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: and there were wood steps we had a swing on.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: I had to mop the entire mopping I hate, and
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: we had to mop the I had to mop the
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: steps step. You had to show an amount of time.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: If you open that refrigerator door to get what you
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: want and get out of it. No standing in that door,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: letting that cold out. Do you remember water holes? Water?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: Thank you turn it on and let thirty seconds later
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: run for thirty in that cool water, kicking and alright,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: we'll be back you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: All right, Uh, we were just reminiscing back in the day.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: You know how different it is now between how we
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: were grown, we were raised, and how we grew up
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: to how the millennials. But they're entitled behind they have
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: it so good. Well, you know, our audience wanted to
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: get in on it. They wanted a piece of this.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Let me get some of that. Yeah, okay, so let's
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: go to line one. They want to talk about it too.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: Let's go to line one and talk to Terrell out
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: of Tampa. Terrell, good morning, Good morning to the one
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: the Morning Morning Show. I got two things the kids
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: that they have never heard of. One, don't let the
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: streetlights to beat you. They have never heard that strange
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: voice on the phone. Gonna get off my phone. Other
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: people use the phone. Oh my god. They don't know
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: where that voice came from. How about this? How about this?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Who are you talking to Auntie in Chicago? Chicago? What
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: have you put in? They said, you quick? You got
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: two minutes. I'm waiting on somebody from the church to
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: call me. Have you ever put in an emergency call
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: or somebody? And I did it? One time, and I
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: thought my grandmother was gonna lose her mind. How about
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: just tell me, y'all. Remember the phone books came out
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: and you said, on the porch and see if your
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: name was in there. How about this jay when it's
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: storming outside, sit still work, Tommy, Tommy still does that phone? Yeah, Mark,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: My grandmother would hang up the phone if it started raining.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Middlet of conversations. You just hang up the phone. When
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: it would rain and the sun was shining. That meant
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: the devil. And I didn't even know he was married.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: I did when did never get mad? Thank you, Thank
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: you Turell. We appreciate that. Let's go to line too
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: and talk Hesper Hesper out of South Carolina. He's p yes,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: oh hey baby, I'm sorry. How are you doing? I'm
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: all right here? You old school or you millennial? Um?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: I right at the cusp. I just turned thirty in May,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: but my mother is seventy. My grandmother passed the other
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: year at ninety four. So I was raised old school.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: I had a fourteen year old son last year. I
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: put him out of my house. I put him on
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: my front porch. I told him, if you can't be respectful,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna introspect me, you can sleep outside. I
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: made him a cut. I put him a pillow out there,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: and gave me some covers the neighborhood. The neighbor called
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: the police on me. Police came out. Yes, the police
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  Speaker 1: came out, talked to me like I was a child,
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  Speaker 1: told me I was a grown a woman and I
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  Speaker 1: should know better, arrested me in front of my boy
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  Speaker 1: year old daughter. Yes, and charged me with a fellow
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  Speaker 1: any it. Yes, I was on the front. He was
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  Speaker 1: in the yard, right, he was on the front on
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  Speaker 1: the property. Yes, there was no calling the police back,
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  Speaker 1: come out and help. He tied me with a celony
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  Speaker 1: and cost me four thousand dollars. I ain't be anything
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  Speaker 1: I had. Yes, lost the job as a result of it. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I lost the job opportunity as a result
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  Speaker 1: of it. And um, I'm waiting now for it to
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  Speaker 1: be expenced because it finally got it dismissed. But how
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  Speaker 1: do you do that? Wouldn't you do know that neighbor
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be living neck don't no more? You do not listen. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: I'm still there. I'm trying to get into a place
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  Speaker 1: where I can buy a house. I can move because
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: I can't deal with anymore. But the police have been
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: out to my house so many times over this. And
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: you know he was not in any harm, in any danger.
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  Speaker 1: And this man is no longer an officer. Within a year,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: he was no longer officer. I don't know what happened,
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  Speaker 1: but nobody will let me tell my side of the story.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, the only threat you could make back in
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  Speaker 1: the day was I'm gonna tell Big Mama, and you
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: said that once. As a result, as a result, is
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: still in my life right now. No, there was no
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: calling the police, but good luck. Yeah. Yeah, my mother
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: put my nephew out. He said he didn't believe in God.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: She said, well you can't live yet. Okay. I was
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: laughing because he was holding for a whole day. He
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  Speaker 1: called back that night. I think the Lord is real.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to like seven and talk to Tea out
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  Speaker 1: of Texas. Hey, how are you doing all right? You
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  Speaker 1: old school with us? School with you? I wanted to
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: put it back on your You talked about a lot
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  Speaker 1: of holes. It was two tricks to the out of holes.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: Come on, so remember you had to get out of that,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: like you said, and let the water run, and let
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: the hot water run first, right right, right right, and
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: the foods that didn't know that they got burnt by
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: drinking the water first. But then when the cool water came,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: you had to try to be one of the first
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: ones to drink it because you only have about thirty seconds.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: Because coming back, there was no going back in the
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: house to get water. You didn't go back in the
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: house and get water. H you could go back in
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: once you when outside you was out had one of
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: them creen doors like we had. They would put the
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: last on there so you couldn't Yeah, yeah, they could
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: see you, but they went't open the door looking hook
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: of the doors that the cat you always jump on.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: It definitely that you had to fold the water holes
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: to stop the water from running. Ye put nobody had
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: that little nils. You never saw one of those. You
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: couldn't have a turn it all the way off about
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: to sell your hand. Okay, did y'all have the slipping slide?
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: Did you have that with you? Was a hefty garbage bag.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: I remember, I remember when I think I thought you
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: was boling when you had an above the ground pool
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: and don't don't give me started leaves in the pool
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: and ran women. Oh man, or just you know, turn
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: on the turn on the water hose and it just
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: run in your drum. Fun time, all right, moll be
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: back after these dams. Okay, we'll be Yeah, we like
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: the calls. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: All right, we just got into we haven't stopped. We're
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: reminiscing about, you know, yeah, how we grew up versus
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: how the millennials today are being raised, and their entitlement
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: and everything and the stuff. The torture we had to
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: go through. Jay, quickly, you just tell us to watch television.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: We want to punishment. You couldn't watch television, and someone
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: said you're watching the television? Said no, And then she'd
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: feel a set to see if it was hot, and
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: that way you could tell don't get hot anymore. But
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: back in the day, they'd heat up the room. Who
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: needed a fireplace? Real quick? Okay, guys, my mom when
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: I was punished, you know, when she put me on punishment,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: I couldn't talk on the phone. She would take all
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: the phones out the house and take them to work
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: with her, so I couldn't talk on the phone. And
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: she was from work with her briefcase and a whole
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: bunch of phones. Nothing not to answer the phone, and
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: then they test you and they called and then if
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: you answer, didn't I tell you? Yeah? All right, let's
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: go to line too and talk to Brandon. Our audience
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  Speaker 1: is here for this one today. Brandon Virginia, what's going on? Man?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: We're good man, we're reminiscing back in the day. To
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  Speaker 1: listen right now. My parents back in the day was
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: with real old schools. But my mom would tell me, listen,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: before I whip you, I need you to tick off
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: all your clothes because I'm not gonna what I paid for.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: The worst weapon I ever got was from the next
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: door neighbor because my mother was sick that day. So
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: she called the next time and miss Addie she said,
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: could you come in and eat and beat and beat him?
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: And she put one on us. Man, she did. She
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: didn't play, miss Addie, And so back then everybody could
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: beat you. It was open season on your behind, right right. Okay,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: we're reminiscing old school versus new school. Okay, Line five,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: let's go to Frank Out of New York's ain't nothing everything.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: We're reminiscing, man, what you got you got? I kind
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: of grew up. But one of the one is um.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: When me and my brother we were teenagers, right, my
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: moment used to go to work and every now and
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: again we'll sneezed the girls in the house, and every
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: now she would bust us. And when she come in,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: she'd be like, oh, y'all got to get up out
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: of here. Just ain't no hopetel here. You couldn't have coming, man,
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: my mama was at home. You can't come out right now.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: I'd be out there. Remember remember asking your friends to
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: ask your mama could you come out? That was worse. Yeah.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: Uh And they would just say no, just be because
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: you made your friend ask. Yeah. Yeah, oh no Now okay,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: let's gone now though they try to do today. Yeah,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: Tasha tried. Okay, let's see if we can quickly get
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: one in line six. Shamika out of Virginia as well. Shamika. Yes, hey,
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: baby girl, we got real real quick twenty seconds. What
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: you got reminiscent? Okay, so I would get see with
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: anything under the sign, anything that was quoke cor Yes,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: could find any of that. Hold on, Hold on one second, baby,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, all
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: this hour we have been Yeah, we've been reminiscing old
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: school versus new school, because these millennials have it so
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: good right now. They don't even know what we went
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: through to get them here. Yes it is. And we
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: were talking to Shamika online six Tommy, Yeah, Shamika. I
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: think she started out with extension cord. Shamika, Yes, baby,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: running by me one more time back in the day. Yeah.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: So I was the type of person that got into
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: a lot of trouble. So when it came time to
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: getting the punishments and the beating, she would beat me
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: with an extension cord. Um. If there was a broom
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: stick around, I would get that my stick. I would
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: get that. Uh, don't let it be any objects that
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: she can throw, because I would get that too. Um.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: I had to also go outside and get my own switch.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all over there, Yeah, yeah, are
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: not coming there with another one. Don't bring back a
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: little twig because you would get beat with that. And
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: once that's done, she would go outside and get her
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: own switch and come beat you with that too. Oh yeah,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: or braid three together and They justified it with spare
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: the rods for the child scripture, and then when they
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: got older they didn't remember any of this stuffs. Sing yeah,
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  Speaker 1: remember pick up, pick up your kids and let them
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: do whatever they want to do. Yeah, thank you Shamika. Right,
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: they spoiled the grandkids, right, Tommy. I love my mom,
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: I really do. I love hunting them. I love the pieces.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: But if I could press charges, I would charges right now.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: They beat the mess out of me. Pay somebody needs
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: to go to jail. Somebody to go to jail for them.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: But look how you turned out there. Oh you knew
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: not to get in trouble. Oh God, embarrass your Now
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: we embarrass our kids. Back then, you could not embarrass it.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: My good job and come down. Ever, Oh let me
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: find out you didn't. Went around the corner that's the
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: neighbor house and you over there eating. I know you,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: they sam me do no man. But that was back
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: in the day. But you know what today, like my
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: daughter when she's out playing with her friends and the kids,
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: and they go across the street and she's like, mommy,
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: Mr John a grilled steaks. It was delicious. I said, good,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: you ate, it's dinner. Time go over there with your
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: friends on now get but you know where we couldn't
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: put our hands on the wall. Yeah, yeah, you couldn't
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: hands off the wall, hands off the Remember when TV
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: went off? Yeah time, you know that looked dot looked
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: dot right at the end, right before it came on.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: It was another image on to the But you know what,
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't trade it for anything. How we were raised.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: I just wouldn't appreciate hard working definitely. You know, we
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: shall lock these keys outside respective elders, all of that. Yeah,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: all right, we will. That was our walk down trip
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: down memory lane, I guess, and we'll be back to Yeah,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: here we are into the show already last break of
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: the morning. But we've been reminiscing for this. Yes, he
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: definitely needs it. We've been. Yeah, we've been reminiscing um
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: for this last hour about you know, just how we
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: were basic based on how the millennials we compared the
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: two and boy boys. Did you guys have ad dicted
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: in when you were small at when you take the
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: toilet paper roll and go Yeah we had, Yeah, we did.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't have died it in, But I did get
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: in that fan in the window and get too close.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: Did you eat refrigerator ice? Yes, that the deep free
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: had you scraped that out and put it in the
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: glass and put some kool aid on top of that,
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: and that was That was for the ice cream man.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: But we drank water right out of the faucet. Oh yeah,
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: distilled water and bottled water and soft drinking. Right. I
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: got water right, the water from the water bottle in
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: the water bottle right from Michigan. That's what about the ice?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: Did you have to old hand? Yeah? Yeah? And the
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: milk man game, milk man. Now we had to go
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: to the store and get Now do you remember going
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: to the store a million times? Yeah? For bread to
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: go back. Yeah, but a loaf of bread, a gallon
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: of milk, a dozen eggs, and some sugar. You always
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: so weird that black people wanted white bread. We grew
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: up it with wonder bread was being bread. When my
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: grandmother sent me to the store, she would say, I'm
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: spitting on the floe. Now, don't let it be dry
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: when you get back town. What spiting on the floor, now,
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: don't let it be dry when you get back. I
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: remember this break outside. Everybody's outside playing, and then the
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: old older the person would come to know and say
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: who wants to make a quarter? And about sixty kids
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: with show. All right, let's go. We have some more
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: phone calls. We can take a couple of guys before
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: we get out of here. Let's go to line four
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: uh and talk to Tracy out of Georgia. Tommy, Yes,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: good morning, babe. How you doing. I'm good. How are
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: you well? I'm good. We're reminiscent. We're old school. Are
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: you new school or old school? I'm old school? Talk
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: to me what you got. My grandmother raised me, and
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: whenever I would ask her to go to the store, um,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: she would always say, I'm gonna spit on the ground
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: and you better be back before dry up. I have
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: never I've never heard that. I've never heard. What about
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: the rule before you win in the stud don't touch nothing,
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: don't look at nothing, and don't ask that Actually, Jake, actually, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: back then, you could actually get left in the car.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: Ridden you could. You could get left in the car.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: You have any seat, and your mom's arm was the
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: car seat. Yes, yes to the air bag. I mean
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: he didn't be too hard yes, that was your bag.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, thank you, Tracy Lyne. Three. Let's
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: go to Brandon out of North Carolina. Brandon, good morning,
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: good morning, Come on man back in the day. What
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: you got Okay, he'll just be real short and breathe.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: But I do remember, man, was this is going school? Um?
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: You know always you always have to class clown man
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: when the show off and you don't make everybody laughs.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: Well okay, well I just say this is third grade. Um,
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: I was a man. It was a special you know
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: young leading there that I like so much where I
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: think it made if I act stupid, you know, make
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: people laughing, you're like me even more. Well on the whole.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: It came around with though. While I was making them
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: laugh and they was laughing, the teacher was out of
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: the class form. My mother was behind the wall and
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: she had a tough skin love of dough, and she
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: looked at me. Okay, you finished, you finished making him laugh.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you my mother caught one of my
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: shows in school because I wouldn't put on two shows
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: showing home room and then I just show after lunch.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait minute, wait minute, hey man, you got
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: you got beat in front of everybody, beat in front
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: of everybody, you know, whatever things she took my she
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: took my pants down, man, and told me up right there.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, I had my drawers and she you know,
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: she didn't want to tortually humiliate me, but I had
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: my drawers on. What she was that's that's humiliating, brother,
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: That was yeah, or they would talk loud when you're
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Yeah, yeah, thank you. Oh my goodness,
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: I just did my threats. Just made you act right.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: My mama told me one time, no line, she said,
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: I because I'm tired of working, and I'll do the time.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: She said, I'll kill you. I'm tired of working. And
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: what I'll do the time she didn't murder? Murder? I
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: turn around and make nothing like man, I brought you
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: here and I'll take you out. Oh my goodness. Yeah,
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: but wait, Jake, what were you saying? Used to do
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: two shows? When I did a show in home room,
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: I did a nice show then, and then right after lunch,
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: I had an afternoon show and le Bron caught that
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: second show. She wore me out. But look at you now, baby,
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: look at ye Oh my goodness, Wow, what a day?
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: What a day? Come on, do you remember you used
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: to collect soda bottles and so you could get yea marbles. Yes,
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