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Junior Wants 2 B, Ex-reference, Things You Whisper, steveharveyfm.com and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all at all at all?
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  Speaker 2: Given them.
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  Speaker 3: Black the milicon bu bu boozy.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to show.
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  Speaker 4: I don't Joy, Yeah, yeah, Joy, you know.
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  Speaker 2: You love you? You turn.
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  Speaker 5: I can't.
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  Speaker 6: I got to turn the mouth the turn.
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  Speaker 7: You probably got to turn mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Turn out, turn the water the water up looking? Come
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  Speaker 2: come on?
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  Speaker 1: You think I sure will? Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah
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  Speaker 8: I do, man, God is good. Hey today. I just
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  Speaker 8: wanted to get right to it because this has really
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  Speaker 8: been pressing me. I woke up and this was on
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  Speaker 8: my mind, and I wanted to share it with you
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  Speaker 8: because I know this for a fact. See I've lived
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  Speaker 8: this for a fact, and you know the majority of
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  Speaker 8: things I talk about in the morning before we get
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  Speaker 8: started with the regular show. It's something that I've experienced.
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  Speaker 8: I can only tell you what I know, and so
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  Speaker 8: I've really really understood why God has had my life
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  Speaker 8: go the way that is gone. Because if I didn't
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  Speaker 8: have all these tests in my life, I didn't have
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  Speaker 8: all these tests that I passed all these tests that
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  Speaker 8: I failed. If I didn't have all of those, the
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  Speaker 8: good and the bad, what could I share with you
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  Speaker 8: in the morning? What could I tell you about hanging?
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  Speaker 8: What could I tell you about failing and then winning?
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  Speaker 8: What could I tell you about hanging in now when
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  Speaker 8: all hope was gone? How could I share that with you?
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  Speaker 8: Unless I've had those moments myself. I don't care what
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  Speaker 8: happens to you. I don't care what you're going through.
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  Speaker 8: Don't you dare dare give up? Under no circumstances. Don't
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  Speaker 8: you dare dare ever give up? It is the biggest
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  Speaker 8: trick that the enemy has. It's making us think we
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  Speaker 8: ain't gonna make it to water day, the illusion that
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  Speaker 8: there is a possibility that you might still have a
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  Speaker 8: chance to get over. The biggest trick he uses is
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  Speaker 8: when you make a mistake and you fall. He gets
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  Speaker 8: you to start to thinking it's final, that there is
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  Speaker 8: no resurrection, there is no redemption, there is no recovery.
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  Speaker 8: He just makes you think it's final. He is the
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  Speaker 8: master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever give up? I
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  Speaker 8: don't care what besets you, befalls you, trips you up,
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  Speaker 8: What circumstantial situations may arise. Don't you dare dare ever
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  Speaker 8: give up? Because listen to me, these are tests that
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  Speaker 8: you are going through. And these tests, whether you pass
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  Speaker 8: the test or it appears that you failed the test,
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  Speaker 8: the test accomplishes the mission if you're smart about it.
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  Speaker 1: If you pass the test.
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  Speaker 8: Let's say you're going through a situation and you get
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  Speaker 8: over and it goes the way you want it to do,
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  Speaker 8: then what you've learned is if you hang in there,
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  Speaker 8: there's a light at the end of the tunnel. Okay,
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  Speaker 8: mission accomplished. If you fail the test and it doesn't
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  Speaker 8: go the way you want it, and it goes the
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  Speaker 8: opposite and it turns out into a negative result and
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  Speaker 8: the response you were looking for is a no, that's
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  Speaker 8: not final. That doesn't mean it's over. That doesn't mean
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  Speaker 8: it's time to turn back. It simply means that now
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  Speaker 8: you have learned a valuable experience, you have learned a
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  Speaker 8: valuable lesson. You now know what not to do. You
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  Speaker 8: are now because you know what not to do, another
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  Speaker 8: step closer to getting it right. Listen to me, it
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  Speaker 8: has to happen this way. You have to have the
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  Speaker 8: rain in your life to get the flowers in your life.
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  Speaker 8: You got to have the darkness in your life to
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  Speaker 8: appreciate the sunshine in your life. You got to have
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  Speaker 8: woes and worries to appreciate the joys.
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  Speaker 1: It is merely a test.
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  Speaker 8: So when you get through failing, and you get through stumbling,
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  Speaker 8: and you get through messing it up, all that's getting
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  Speaker 8: you one step closer to getting it right. Oh, my
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  Speaker 8: relationship ended. I'll never be able to find another person
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  Speaker 8: like that. Not only will you not be able, well,
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  Speaker 8: not only will you be able to find a person
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  Speaker 8: like that, you can find a person that's far better
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  Speaker 8: than that if you don't give up. But see, sometimes
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  Speaker 8: you got to go through the bad ones to get
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  Speaker 8: to the good ones. Don't you, dare? Dare ever give up?
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  Speaker 8: I don't care what happens to you if you lose
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  Speaker 8: a loved one. And Lord knows, I've lost some people
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  Speaker 8: I've loved dearly with every inch in me. I've lost
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  Speaker 8: my mother, my father, my brother, and my best friend.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know. I know people who have lost they children. Goodness, man,
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  Speaker 8: I can't even imagine that, but they kept on going.
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  Speaker 1: What you giving up for?
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  Speaker 9: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: I got you miss them? And I got you grieving,
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  Speaker 8: but I got news for you. Don't you let the
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  Speaker 8: devil make you think it's over for you because somebody
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  Speaker 8: else ain't still here.
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  Speaker 1: It was their time. Now.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not trying to lessen the blow for you, but
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  Speaker 8: I'm trying to get you up on your feet so
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  Speaker 8: you can stop all this old woe is me because
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  Speaker 8: the things that's happening to you, you're not the first
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  Speaker 8: person that's happened to Come on, now, let's get a grip.
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  Speaker 8: Let's wrap your mind around this thing. You have got
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  Speaker 8: to move forward, if it's just in memory of those people.
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  Speaker 8: I was on one of the commercial breaks the other
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  Speaker 8: day and somebody asked me something and I forgot the question,
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  Speaker 8: but my answer was, I've always wanted my mother and
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  Speaker 8: father to be proud of me, and in their absence
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  Speaker 8: and their demise, I'm hoping just somehow, man, that they
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  Speaker 8: watching me, that they see they boy, that I'm down here,
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  Speaker 8: that I'm doing better, that I'm making something out myself,
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  Speaker 8: that I'm loving my wife, that I'm taking care of
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  Speaker 8: my kids. Just warm my old man to see that
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  Speaker 8: about me. You don't want my mother to see I'm
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  Speaker 8: trying to get my life together over here. You understand
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  Speaker 8: I'm trying to be a better person. My mama was
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  Speaker 8: a Sunday school teacher for forty years. She been praying
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  Speaker 8: for me for a long long time. I just hope, man,
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  Speaker 8: and that's all I'm doing, is just hoping that they
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  Speaker 8: see me so they can be proud of me.
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  Speaker 1: See you, you, you, you you.
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  Speaker 8: You got to understand that when you make these mistakes,
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  Speaker 8: that when you fall and stumble and you get it
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  Speaker 8: all so wrong, it ain't over for you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dare dare dare ever? Give up?
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  Speaker 8: Don't stop thinking, man, because it ain't happening just the
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  Speaker 8: way you want it to.
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  Speaker 1: That it ain't meant to be devil.
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  Speaker 8: He got so many tricks to deceive you. You know
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  Speaker 8: why you're being tested right now, because there is no
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  Speaker 8: testimony without the test. You got to go through something.
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  Speaker 8: It's all good man telling you. Just wanted to share
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  Speaker 8: that with you. Don't you give up out there. I
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  Speaker 8: don't care what's happening. Don't don't, don't don't get deceived.
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  Speaker 8: The victory's coming, but you ain't gonna get it if
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  Speaker 8: you quit.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on, y'all.
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  Speaker 6: Morning show.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen. Let me have your divided attention. Please,
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  Speaker 8: this is the beginning of a new day. This at
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  Speaker 8: the start of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let us
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  Speaker 8: begin three two one.
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 10: Charlie?
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  Speaker 7: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Steve col what's coming on?
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  Speaker 11: Steve?
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  Speaker 10: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: Junior?
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  Speaker 7: They don't you're going on the porch.
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  Speaker 1: Doggy doge?
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  Speaker 12: Sound like you're on the porch and we're passing by.
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  Speaker 3: Drive that drive a third boy?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you asked like you don't know no about it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, you look cute then, girl walking. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: a holiday, Bob.
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  Speaker 10: You think now.
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  Speaker 1: Like I love it?
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  Speaker 8: If you think you know, you know, I think I'm
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  Speaker 8: gonna go down store, give me a watermelon.
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  Speaker 5: That's what you got. Let me when you all got
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  Speaker 5: to tell you the watermelon? When you thump of watermelon?
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  Speaker 5: What you're listening for?
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  Speaker 8: No, I don't think watermelons. Well, I know how to
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  Speaker 8: pick watermelons. I thought you're supposed to thump them. No, dog,
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  Speaker 8: what you're gonna tell you about the thumb? This is
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  Speaker 8: how you pick a sweet watermelon. What is stem comes
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  Speaker 8: out the bottom. It has to stem on it or
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  Speaker 8: what it still used to be. If you see a
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  Speaker 8: lot of you know, those veins. Yeah, little veins on
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  Speaker 8: the outside that sugar content.
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  Speaker 1: So that means it's a sweet that's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 8: Now you can pick a sweet one that don't have
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  Speaker 8: it because like them dark green was on oftentimes show
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  Speaker 8: a lot of veinage. But when you pick them light
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  Speaker 8: green with them long ones. Huh, yeah, you got that
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  Speaker 8: right now. But it got a lot of brown veins
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  Speaker 8: coming around off that stalk, that stem, that sugar content.
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  Speaker 1: Boy, now they thump them down south. I didn't well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you don't.
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  Speaker 8: You don't know how to do that because you don't
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  Speaker 8: buy enough of them. You don't grow them. If you
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  Speaker 8: grow watermelons, you can thump them. But you don't know
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  Speaker 8: what you're even looking Okay, when't it thump what you're
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  Speaker 8: looking for?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what I'm listening.
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  Speaker 8: So now you're just thumping. You didn't take this ragged
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  Speaker 8: ass watermelon right.
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  Speaker 1: Onto the house. And are we are we doing seeds
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  Speaker 1: or seedless? Because I like seeds.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 1: See, there's no watermelon that don't have seeds in it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh watermelon got seed. But but yeah, but you know
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  Speaker 1: they have seedless watermelons. That's genetic you modified sure I
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  Speaker 1: can read, well, yeah, a store like yeah.
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  Speaker 10: But.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't the real Real watermelons have seeds. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 8: Go to Africa and you'll be trying to find seedless
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  Speaker 8: watermelon the whole time you over there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, seeds, I want the seeds.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, just a little country lesson on how to
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  Speaker 8: pick a watermelon. Because because we buy were approaching watermelon season.
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  Speaker 1: When is it exactly? Because June is June? All right,
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  Speaker 1: July September. You a death watermelon? Time?
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  Speaker 12: Come on now you're listening morning show. All right, it
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  Speaker 12: is time to start your morning off with the nephew
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  Speaker 12: and run that brank back.
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  Speaker 1: Nephew. What do you have for it today?
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  Speaker 5: This right here is eight p P Husband Protection for
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  Speaker 5: protect from the wives who are just a bit dangerous.
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  Speaker 5: All right, let's go cat dog HPP Husband and Protection Program.
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  Speaker 10: If you would, Hi Morgan, my name is Josh. I'm
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  Speaker 10: with HPP giving you a call. You are married to
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  Speaker 10: mister Sean to Mike. Correct, Yeah, you're with who I'm
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  Speaker 10: with HPP. We actually picked your husband up from his
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  Speaker 10: job today. I wanted to give you a call. You
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  Speaker 10: pick him up for one, Okay, you're you're his wife, Morgan? Right? Okay? Uh?
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  Speaker 10: I actually just wanted to make sure that he's okay
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  Speaker 10: and we're.
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  Speaker 13: Worried about Okay, what happened?
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  Speaker 10: Well, nothing's happened as of right now. We've had a
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  Speaker 10: conversation with him and we've checked him out. He's definitely okay.
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  Speaker 13: But why why are you picking him up?
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  Speaker 11: Though?
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  Speaker 13: I don't I don't understand why.
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  Speaker 10: All right, let's just just calm down. Hang on second,
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  Speaker 10: I got a couple questions for you. Your husband, he
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  Speaker 10: is about what five nine? Correct? Right? And you would
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  Speaker 10: agree that Sean ways a about one hundred and seventy
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  Speaker 10: five pounds? Does that sound about right?
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  Speaker 13: But he weighs yes?
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  Speaker 10: Okay, here's another question, No exactly, Morgan. How tall are you?
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  Speaker 13: I'm five nine as well?
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  Speaker 10: Okay? And if you don't mind, I know it's a
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  Speaker 10: little different type of question, but if you don't mind,
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  Speaker 10: how much do you weigh?
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  Speaker 13: I'm like two hundred? Wait a minute, what is what is?
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  Speaker 9: What is?
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  Speaker 13: How much I wee have to do with it? I
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  Speaker 13: don't what is wrong with him? And where is where
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  Speaker 13: is he? Right now?
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  Speaker 10: We actually have him, we have him in our custody.
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  Speaker 13: You want have him where?
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  Speaker 10: We have him in our custody right now here at
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  Speaker 10: our headquarters at HPP. So what heck? What is what
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  Speaker 10: is the HPP, ma'am? HPP is Husband Protection Program.
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  Speaker 13: Husband protection I've never I've never heard of such a thing.
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  Speaker 13: Why why is he there here?
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  Speaker 10: Well? The problem we have and we've been getting some
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  Speaker 10: actual complaints or whatnot, and not necessarily from him, but
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  Speaker 10: that you've been bullying your husband.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, you know what. I'm at my job and I'm
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  Speaker 13: gonna get your hold on one second, son, go with here?
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  Speaker 13: What what what did you say?
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  Speaker 10: Have you and Sean had any arguments at all lately?
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  Speaker 13: How we we're married?
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  Speaker 14: Have we had arguments? Of course, he had arguments.
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  Speaker 13: What does that have to do with anything?
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  Speaker 10: Have you guys had any altercations?
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  Speaker 14: Any altercations?
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  Speaker 13: Yes, what kind of altercations?
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  Speaker 10: Have you been bullying your husband in a physical way?
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  Speaker 14: I have been bullying him, have you been? You have
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  Speaker 14: been bullying him?
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  Speaker 10: For somebody to turn in and give us.
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  Speaker 15: About who who.
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  Speaker 10: Talk to him? I can't put him on. This is
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  Speaker 10: what I'm talking about. This what you're talking about?
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  Speaker 9: You call me guy?
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  Speaker 14: Put off like an HPT crass and so I turned
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  Speaker 14: somebody in for some arguments. We're married. Who do you
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  Speaker 14: freaking know who's married and does not argue?
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  Speaker 10: I understand you, mad, but it is my job to
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  Speaker 10: protect husbands that are getting bullied by their wife. This
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  Speaker 10: is O.
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  Speaker 14: Let me speak for him.
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  Speaker 10: I'm not a liberally to let you speak to him
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  Speaker 10: right now. To you, what you're not gonna do is
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  Speaker 10: bully me as well. And I see are.
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  Speaker 14: Trying to bully you. I do want to know what
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  Speaker 14: going on and why you call me at my job
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  Speaker 14: with some crap about him being at some headquarters on
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  Speaker 14: atpw CP isn't a hun app and my husband is
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  Speaker 14: not even protected from anybody fucking I miss.
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  Speaker 10: It is husband protection program. You've been bullying your husband.
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  Speaker 10: You've been using bad language with y'all. How long.
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  Speaker 14: Them my husband when he said I do, he said,
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  Speaker 14: I do. Whatever he said to me. Whenever he says it,
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  Speaker 14: high r he says it, and never he diets. And
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  Speaker 14: if he has the problems with arguing me, he's to.
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  Speaker 9: Start his craft and he won't be in an argument.
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  Speaker 9: And you tell him that, you see, this is what
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  Speaker 9: we're talking about. This is why he's been picked up
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  Speaker 9: today and brought in our custody so that he would
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  Speaker 9: be definitely protected from you.
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  Speaker 14: You know what, if he needs some protection and he's
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  Speaker 14: in your company out, you can keeps him there.
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  Speaker 10: About that, Well, here's what we're gonna do. Somebody's gonna
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  Speaker 10: be picking you up, bringing you in so we can
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  Speaker 10: have a conversation.
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  Speaker 14: You bring me nowhere.
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  Speaker 10: What do you think that we're bringing you in? Wee
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  Speaker 10: can out conversation. She will help. Let me explain something
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  Speaker 10: to you, ma'am. We will be bringing you in having
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  Speaker 10: a conversation. You're gonna be coming in and you're gonna
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  Speaker 10: do it.
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  Speaker 9: Anybody If are.
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  Speaker 10: You physically or mentally abusing your husband?
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  Speaker 12: You know what.
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  Speaker 14: You have to pick me up.
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  Speaker 9: Tell me where you are.
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  Speaker 14: I will come to you.
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  Speaker 1: You have to pick me up.
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  Speaker 10: I will.
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  Speaker 14: I will come down here. I will handle you and
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  Speaker 14: him at the same time.
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  Speaker 9: You tell me what you are.
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  Speaker 10: I'm gonna ask you a serious question. Is there some
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  Speaker 10: type of consequence if he doesn't listen to you? I mean,
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  Speaker 10: I mean, what are you doing. You're treating your husband
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  Speaker 10: like a child. What are you doing to him?
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  Speaker 14: I feel like if you have the problem with how
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  Speaker 14: I see him something that.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, let me ask you something, miss Morgan. What do
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  Speaker 10: you do for a liar?
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  Speaker 13: A head of security at this building and there about
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  Speaker 13: to cross security or me? Because I'm loud.
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  Speaker 14: And it's wrong.
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  Speaker 10: God, So you don't have a security so you know
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  Speaker 10: all about putting people in troke calls and how to
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  Speaker 10: apprehend the person.
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  Speaker 9: Don't you That is my job?
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  Speaker 13: Yes, idea?
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  Speaker 10: So are you doing in that?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 14: I'm not gonna tell you again. I don't harm that
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  Speaker 14: man in any way. No west harm I ever would iever,
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  Speaker 14: nor has he need. He needs to get him behind
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  Speaker 14: in his car and go back to work. We have
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  Speaker 14: bills to take and don't have time for this crack.
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  Speaker 10: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
• 19:16
  Speaker 10: You're listening.
• 19:17
  Speaker 14: You are nothing to say to me but that you
• 19:18
  Speaker 14: want to put my husband and try to let me
• 19:20
  Speaker 14: talk to him about this.
• 19:20
  Speaker 10: I'm Sean, Sean, sit down, sit down, Shan, Get him him.
• 19:25
  Speaker 14: The phone, Let me talk. I need to understand what
• 19:27
  Speaker 14: I put down, Sean, I got it.
• 19:29
  Speaker 10: Let me finish the talk conversation with Okay, No.
• 19:32
  Speaker 14: You don't need to say. Let me finishing his put
• 19:34
  Speaker 14: him on the phone.
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: Hello, I have one more thing to ask you. Are
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: you listening? Are you listening? Godhead Bliss his nephew tire
• 19:43
  Speaker 10: me from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. You just got
• 19:47
  Speaker 10: braked by your husband, Sean. Hello you.
• 20:04
  Speaker 14: I don't believe this.
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: What are you? Where are you at right now? Man?
• 20:12
  Speaker 10: I will worry about people at your job. Where you at?
• 20:14
  Speaker 13: I'm back here in this closet, sweating like a freaking pig,
• 20:18
  Speaker 13: in heat, dripping make up everywhere.
• 20:24
  Speaker 14: I cannot believe this.
• 20:26
  Speaker 10: Oh God, man, Okay, babe, I gotta ask you, what
• 20:30
  Speaker 10: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
• 20:33
  Speaker 10: in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: I don't need no praise in prank praise, That's all right.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: I don't need it. I don't need I don't need it.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: I'll be back in the hour with another one I
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: don't need it.
• 20:51
  Speaker 12: Coming up next in is ask the CLO with Steve Harvey,
• 20:54
  Speaker 12: our chief Love Officer.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: Listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for us.
• 21:02
  Speaker 12: The CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: In the building.
• 21:06
  Speaker 12: This one is from Carmen in Braden, Florida. Carmen says,
• 21:09
  Speaker 12: my sister and I hang out with a group of
• 21:12
  Speaker 12: women that she works with. My sister and her friends
• 21:15
  Speaker 12: love to drink alcohol and eat out. I hate splitting
• 21:19
  Speaker 12: the bill with this group because they do a lot
• 21:21
  Speaker 12: of drinking and I don't, So I have to spend
• 21:24
  Speaker 12: money that I shouldn't have to spend.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: I told my.
• 21:26
  Speaker 12: Sister I will start requesting a separate check, and she
• 21:29
  Speaker 12: can't understand why.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I know I am right about this one.
• 21:33
  Speaker 12: So why is my sister siding with her with her
• 21:37
  Speaker 12: ugly friends because.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: All of them drink and eat And you just said,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: this is your sister's friends.
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: But see, you chose this move. Nobody made you. Your
• 21:50
  Speaker 8: sister is your sister by birth. None you can do
• 21:53
  Speaker 8: about that. But these are her friends, and you chose
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: her friends. Why don't you start another circle of friz
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: that don't drink as much.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: See but but see you you.
• 22:05
  Speaker 8: Put yourself in this hill mess and that's how they
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: do it. And now you can't.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: You can't jump in the mess and then try to
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: change the mess. They was doing this for.
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: You got invited over and so now you're gonna come
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: in here the new girl, and you're gonna upset the
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: Apple card. They drink, that's what they do. Yeah, they drink,
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: and they unattracted.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: And friends. Well, you know, it's nothing worse than drunk
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: ugly people when they drink.
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: What Steve?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: What ugly people drink?
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: Because and then I'll tell you don't. When cute people drink,
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: they get ugly. When ugly people drink, they already.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Ugly to other drinkers.
• 22:58
  Speaker 12: All right, Moving on, Jericha in Cincinnati says, I'm forty
• 23:02
  Speaker 12: and I'm dating a forty two year old guy that
• 23:04
  Speaker 12: is a narcissist, and it's a turn off. He's an
• 23:07
  Speaker 12: attorney and I work as an administrative assistant. I do
• 23:11
  Speaker 12: everything for this man, and I dote on him twenty
• 23:14
  Speaker 12: four to seven, giving him everything he needs to be happy.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: We had a bad.
• 23:18
  Speaker 12: Argument recently and he said that I don't bring anything
• 23:21
  Speaker 12: to the table, and I should be grateful he's in
• 23:24
  Speaker 12: love with me. His words shocked me into reality, and
• 23:28
  Speaker 12: he's right. There's no way I can stay with him
• 23:30
  Speaker 12: after that. Do I leave peacefully or tear some things up?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: You just say the right thing. I mean, look, he's
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: a narcissist. Share it up.
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: You knew that, and you lucky that he's even in
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: love with you. What man, Now, the godly thing to
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: do is to just walk away and let him go
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: find somewhere. And then you you made you you feed
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: into the narcissism by doping over him and doing everything
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: for this man.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: And then he turned around tell you bring nothing to
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: the relationship.
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: So you helped feed into the narcissism. So here's what
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: I would do. I would walk away. But Shirley wants
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: you to test something up. And Carlos vote is I
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: don't even know how he got ties on his car
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: and the windshield, you know, and Mississippi Monica and on
• 24:32
  Speaker 8: husband camera just pointed at the camera like yes, So
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: I think, no matter what I say, I think you
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: on the way out, you're gonna do something.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: And then so you're dating Donald Trump, that's what you're saying, Yeah,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: because he's a narcissist.
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: So I would say walk away peacefully and just say
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: you know what. But I would do it like you
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: know what I tell him, I said, you know what,
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: you don't deserve me. That's right, you don't deserve this
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: kind of love, this kind of doting that I've done.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: And I've been a fool.
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: So I suggest that you take you and all your
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: arrogant ways and share it with somebody else, because I
• 25:15
  Speaker 8: don't want it anymore.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: That would be the best way to do it. You
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: walk away from him.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: That would really be shakah, slam the door.
• 25:26
  Speaker 11: Right, move on, right, It says, I don't bring nothing
• 25:29
  Speaker 11: to the table.
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, turn the.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: Table over, look at a table.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I bet I can bring this brick through that window.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 25:43
  Speaker 12: Moving on, Venny and Brooklyn says, I've been divorced for
• 25:47
  Speaker 12: almost two years, and my husband came to town to
• 25:49
  Speaker 12: attend my daughter's parent teacher conference, and he admitted that
• 25:53
  Speaker 12: he still loves me, and he asked for a second chance.
• 25:56
  Speaker 12: My heart melted, and I told him we could try
• 25:58
  Speaker 12: to make it work. But there's one issue. He admitted
• 26:03
  Speaker 12: to sleeping with my coworker after we got divorced. I
• 26:07
  Speaker 12: thought I could forget about it, but it's hard. Do
• 26:10
  Speaker 12: I forgive him or not?
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: This is after y'all divorce. What's it to forgive? I mean,
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: it's nothing to forgive. He ain't do nothing wrong. Y'all
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: was divorced.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: He slept with your coworker, and she's got to look
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: at that coworker. That's that's you, that's you and your
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: co worker. That ain't he talked?
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: Why did he tell you that? Moments these dudes, we
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: had these confess and a center in there talking about
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: your damn her co worker fault admitted. Now, unless he
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: was telling you, now here's the problem. Unless he was
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: admitting after the divorce that he slept with your coworker
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: y'all was.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Married, then that's a different thing. But are you saying
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: that because all he's saying is he admitted to sleeping
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: with the coworker after y'all got divorced.
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: So does that mean he was sleeping with her before.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: We could be he don't want it to come up
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: later and seeing later something like that.
• 27:24
  Speaker 12: It could be that, but I with her after they
• 27:28
  Speaker 12: got still.
• 27:29
  Speaker 16: Should have confessed?
• 27:30
  Speaker 10: Is what?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I don't live like.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: You don't live like? What like?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I don't do that. No, I don't bring nothing up
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: that ain't up. Who is this, dude?
• 27:45
  Speaker 8: Why would you interject something into your crib that ain't down?
• 27:49
  Speaker 8: I just think, hold this no more? Well I can't.
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: But the coworker might not be able to co worker
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: might let it out.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: But see then okay, but now he done told you.
• 28:00
  Speaker 8: But if he slept with if she, if he slept
• 28:02
  Speaker 8: with the coworker after y'all was divorced, he ain't committed
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: no wrong and he just openly told you that.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: That's all. That is why he tell it though.
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: You're listening show.
• 28:17
  Speaker 12: All right, here we go, Junior Euro up, hey, more
• 28:21
  Speaker 12: than everybody, man, Let me just tell the truth right now.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: And I'm just meaning, I don't mean this disrepect nobody
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: in there. I love all y'all now, I really do,
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: But I was just want to let y'all know something.
• 28:31
  Speaker 16: Man, truth be told. I won't be related to Uncle
• 28:35
  Speaker 16: Steve for real?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: What's wrong?
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: No?
• 28:37
  Speaker 16: Because I ain't got no money in my family.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: You don't I.
• 28:40
  Speaker 16: Need somebody else besides me this money?
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: And I just found her over.
• 28:44
  Speaker 16: Vacation, Aucle Steve.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Boy, do you.
• 28:48
  Speaker 16: Be looking temmy? Do you know how much uncle worth?
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: How much?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna throw none about that, but I actually know.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: No, I ain't know this, but we've been working with
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: him every day, y'all so disrespectful?
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: Up?
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: You did I googled him?
• 29:08
  Speaker 16: What that man on the truth?
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: What we supposed to treat him different?
• 29:12
  Speaker 15: Yes?
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: No, hell the hell we ain't broke people you treat
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: better than him? Oh, no, I gotta ain't. I swear
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: I never talked to the same No, no, not long
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: as I know.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: I'm Steve.
• 29:25
  Speaker 16: Ain't hell if you don't get.
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: Your broke ass away from me.
• 29:31
  Speaker 16: No, No, I'm tired.
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: I'm tired all the bro people. I got to be
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: nice to hell.
• 29:35
  Speaker 16: Steve, and we treat him like he ain't worth nothing.
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: This man, he could change our generation.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: We treat him record.
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: I don't want to treat him regor.
• 29:43
  Speaker 16: I love you.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: If you me giving him, I'll tell you what.
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: He worked more than a hound of men.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: Did you know that that?
• 29:54
  Speaker 16: Did you know he was the highest paint? Well, I
• 29:56
  Speaker 16: want to say that I was.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Waiting when he was worth one hundred dollars forget that held.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: The ride I was. I knew him when he wasn't
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: worth nothing.
• 30:10
  Speaker 16: But but but not he didn't passed everybody.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: You're not tripping on you. You don't want to sound
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: like you found out.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I didn't know he was this rich.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm not God.
• 30:21
  Speaker 16: Oh do you need your shoes sharing? Because you know
• 30:22
  Speaker 16: you're gonna be on TV.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: You're not sign will know you're not you're not. We're
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: not doing this for him. We're not listen and make
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: them work.
• 30:29
  Speaker 16: Forget that.
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: Regular folks got thirty thous.
• 30:33
  Speaker 16: Hours that regular flight. That really this?
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, y'all quit this. Regular folk, seventeen ninety five? Regular people,
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: May I take you off? That wregged people?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 30:45
  Speaker 16: Two hundred million, Yeah it's a little different.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: But let me tell you something. People with two hundred men,
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: you still have to here. You tell her to think something,
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: sit do that. You do this regular time.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: He don't do nothing you do No, he don't. Okay,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: so regular you have to just sit in a regular chair.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: You don't. Man, that's about it. That's stopping. That's it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: You don't here gonna drive the car.
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: You drive now, Tommy, Now you keep all Tommy drive.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: God said you can say it. Stop just that. What
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: how did I get up? This is Juno the truth.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: I won't be warmed now if I can go ahead,
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: just start getting paperwork done today.
• 31:37
  Speaker 16: Change to be a Harvey.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: No, you're not getting in this landage. Stop stop you're
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: not getting it.
• 31:45
  Speaker 16: I'm getting my lips in size today.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I'm getting my lips today.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: People do it every day.
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: Collagen a whole lot different.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I'm about to pop.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm growing a mustache out and I'm cutting all
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: my hair, and I'm about to break bend my.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: Knees some more.
• 32:06
  Speaker 16: I'll be mobo legged, just.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Like everybody need.
• 32:11
  Speaker 16: A mini me, everybody need a minime.
• 32:13
  Speaker 17: I can see that lift thing going wrong, and then
• 32:15
  Speaker 17: you're gonna look ridiculous.
• 32:17
  Speaker 16: I'm bleaching myself to get.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: You're gonna send yourself said right in the suthing.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: I'm telling, okay, well you healthy and you still ain't that.
• 32:24
  Speaker 17: And I can see I can see one side of
• 32:26
  Speaker 17: that much taste, taking just one side on one.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Side, watch me, watch me be just like Steve about
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Tomorrow'll y'all get on out here with this.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: This man worth money junior.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: After you do all of that, that don't make that,
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: don't make you worth more money.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I see.
• 32:44
  Speaker 16: It's the closest image I got.
• 32:46
  Speaker 17: I see the bottom lip real thick in the top
• 32:49
  Speaker 17: lift thing.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna miss yourself.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, this is my key.
• 33:01
  Speaker 16: You ain't going to cherry.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I don't see.
• 33:03
  Speaker 16: Nobody said I want to be like.
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: J I used to want to be funny as Jada.
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: I ain't gonna lie to you.
• 33:13
  Speaker 10: No.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I first met Jay. He was my goal.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: He was my whole goal. I wanted to be that
• 33:17
  Speaker 8: funny on stage, I really did. I wanted to be
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: that funny. You want the funniest dudes I ever met?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I ain't on stage.
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: Dog. When when the boy ain't gotta go to the bathroom,
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: he tell you something his hands out there, you're gonna make.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Your pay what he's been let.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: That was told you want to.
• 33:44
  Speaker 11: Be jum anybody differently?
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that. I refused to fall under those.
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: You need to ride down to the TV show today
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: because I'm.
• 33:53
  Speaker 16: Going that way.
• 33:55
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, I'll be I'll be on TV in
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: the about another little about two weeks.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: We can two more weeks. I'll be back. You take
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: your car, heaf you just needed it. You just give
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: him get around.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I don't have to.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. We'll be back.
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: You're listening morning show?
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Guys, time now for would you rather?
• 34:23
  Speaker 12: Would you rather be stuck on an island for eternity
• 34:27
  Speaker 12: all on your own, all on your own? Or would
• 34:30
  Speaker 12: you rather be stuck on an island for eternity with
• 34:33
  Speaker 12: someone you hate?
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Mm?
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Hmm yeah, give me B.
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with Be because me and me and
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: me and him going ahead to work through some things
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: so we can survive this thing.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's about to talk to that's the hopes of
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: me and huh yeah really work.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Be for me.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna drive myself crazy about my Damn. Now I
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: got the hem Be.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I'm on the island now, it's telling me with all
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: those people in your head.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: Man, please, I got to I got to do, B.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: I got to have somebody I can talk to you,
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: even if we don't like each till I got to help.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Somebody, all right.
• 35:13
  Speaker 12: Taking it back to your school days, would you rather
• 35:15
  Speaker 12: be prom king or valedictorian?
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: Prom any way? Hell I can be valedictorian. That would
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: have ruined my whole high school experience, Paul. That studying
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: and stuff went about what you know, the stuff I
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: would have missed trying to get this A on this test.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Don't give it, damn by no A no tests.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I got to get out here learn these social skills.
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: Hey oh hey, yeah, you know what that would have
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: took out of men.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: In order for me to get all a's in high school.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I would have had to sell my bike. I'ld have
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: had to.
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: Withdrawal from all extra curriculum activity.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I'd have to stop playing sports. I'd have to.
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: What else I got that give? I couldn't have no girlfriend.
• 36:22
  Speaker 8: I didn't have a whole lot of success then, but
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: most of my time when women were spent trying.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the success ratio that wasn't.
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: Hot at all. But the effort I had to put
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: in just to talk to one.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: And yeah.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Started. Yeah, it's prom season right now. Yeah, I was.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I was. That's a touch of subject. I was running up.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't win. I couldn't get black. I didn't get
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: the boat back. Then you lost? I lost? Oh lost.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: They wasn't voting.
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: It wasn't Yeah but you went to school. But see Tommy,
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: you you was after me. You was a school white kids.
• 37:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: But but but I couldn't get the black kids to vote.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: That was my problem.
• 37:16
  Speaker 12: So change, we're voting now. We're voting now, Yes, we
• 37:21
  Speaker 12: are voting now. All right, all right, well, thank you guys.
• 37:26
  Speaker 12: That's today's roundup. Would you rather you're listening hard Morning Show?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, listen up. Here's a good one for you.
• 37:35
  Speaker 12: A social media question we found on our Facebook page. Uh,
• 37:39
  Speaker 12: what if before dating someone new? And I know you
• 37:43
  Speaker 12: guys are married, but you needed two different references from
• 37:47
  Speaker 12: exes even if you're before you got married. How about
• 37:50
  Speaker 12: that you needed two different references from your exes. Here's
• 37:55
  Speaker 12: the question. Which of your exes would be your two
• 37:58
  Speaker 12: references and why?
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: And what would they say?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: What do you think they'd say, come on here or.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: We're not doing none of my exes but we can't
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: go is back to vacation Bible school and get somebody
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: out of there.
• 38:15
  Speaker 16: Don't get nobody in my dot as a reference.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: As a reference, you need somebody who was in church
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: to talk about it.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Tell you both of my references was from the fifth grade,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: and what they would say about.
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: He showed so much promise and he was trying to
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: overcome a.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Stugger and he was determined. Just glowing Steve, and just glowing.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: And just the way he wore his older brother's clothes.
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: It was just fascinating, the way he would double wrap
• 38:53
  Speaker 8: his belt around his thin, frailed to underdeveloped body, and
• 38:59
  Speaker 8: his ability to cut out cardboard the shape of his
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: shoe and stick it in there so you never even
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: knew that the bottom of his shoes had holes in it.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: He was just amazing. Yeah, he was.
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: He was really. I always if girl, if you ever
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: get a chance. His sliding boy skills. He this boy could.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: He would go up to the top of the step
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: and jump halfway down the slide. Boy for his butt
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: even hit it and then beeps fly up in the
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: air laying.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: On his feet. You should always it's gonna be something.
• 39:31
  Speaker 11: You've been on this earth for sixty three years, and
• 39:35
  Speaker 11: the reference from your exes, we're going back to when
• 39:38
  Speaker 11: you were ten Gray.
• 39:40
  Speaker 12: Ye, you think that's something? Okay, tell me what about you?
• 39:46
  Speaker 12: You think that was something from from uncle?
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What about you?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Tell me your axes? What would they say? Who would
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: they be? Come on, Uh, I'm so scared right now.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I shirt, I'm married. I'm just scared.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Ever on the show, I know, but I found out
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: earlier this week. You've been listening all week. I'm just
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: I'm scared of my damn mouth.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Right now, Jackie, Jackie, I'll tell you what they said
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: because I knew all of them.
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, yes, girls, I would I would recommend him,
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: you know, he he.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: He kept all his promises. You know, he said he
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: would never leave me. He didn't. I got rid of him.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Uh he said that. You know, think the thing about it,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's very much the same today as he
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: was then.
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: He hasn't let money affect him. He ain't let money
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: affect him.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: He was stupid, then he's still stupid, you know.
• 40:51
  Speaker 8: And then you know the most obvious one is I mean, look,
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: he he we had the same size shoe, he the
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: same Hi.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: This is a person who's never changed. Yes, I should
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: have done my own.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, would big honey say?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Big Honey had to be a big honey. God, let
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: me tell you.
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: I don't know who big honey is.
• 41:17
  Speaker 11: She was one of Tommy's ex girlfriend, Yeah honey.
• 41:25
  Speaker 8: On her back, her tattoo was a slab of ribs and.
• 41:32
  Speaker 18: You used to call it big You remember kwe Yeah,
• 41:38
  Speaker 18: I remember pee Wee's tattoo on her back was ice
• 41:41
  Speaker 18: cream Sunday, not the fruit, not the kW.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: No, the whole Sunday. Big honey. Man, God, well, I
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: had some cold ones, boy, I had.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Some remember had shut oh man, Big honey. Sons jumped
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: on me.
• 42:01
  Speaker 16: I'll take you're not gonna bring up your whoop?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: My ads in front of the house. Man. Yeah, and
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: you up to eight and nine. You're all woke, Steve.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: You tell it all, don't you? Coming up next to
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: nephew with the prank phone call right after.
• 42:24
  Speaker 12: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. Coming up at the top
• 42:29
  Speaker 12: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
• 42:32
  Speaker 12: Strawberry letter for today, the subject I lost my girl
• 42:35
  Speaker 12: over a glass of champagne. We'll get into that in
• 42:39
  Speaker 12: a little bit, but right now, Yeah, for a drink.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: Right, I lost I didn't lost some people before, but
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: I ain't lost him like that.
• 42:47
  Speaker 16: Now, you go get a drink and come back. You
• 42:50
  Speaker 16: didn't know what she was?
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: What it was? Yeah, I mean, what how you do that?
• 42:53
  Speaker 12: We'll get into it. We'll get into it right now.
• 42:56
  Speaker 12: It's time for you, nephew and today's prank phone call.
• 42:58
  Speaker 12: What you got for us?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Freedom papers?
• 43:02
  Speaker 11: Huh?
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Freedom papers? Run it? Yeah, just run it, Freedom papers.
• 43:16
  Speaker 19: Hello.
• 43:16
  Speaker 15: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Domingos Yeah, speaking Hi Dimingo.
• 43:21
  Speaker 10: My name is Scott.
• 43:22
  Speaker 15: I'm calling from f P. I wanted to give you
• 43:24
  Speaker 15: a call about actually uh using our services if I
• 43:29
  Speaker 15: think you'll actually like it. The FBI would definitely like
• 43:32
  Speaker 15: to get you on board FDI. What is it, FBI
• 43:36
  Speaker 15: is Freedom Papers Incorporated. Freedom Papers Incorporated. What we do
• 43:40
  Speaker 15: is we actually make sure you get freedom papers and
• 43:45
  Speaker 15: you can purchase them from us. And what I can
• 43:47
  Speaker 15: do is I can get you freedom papers for you
• 43:50
  Speaker 15: and every individual at your home for roughly eight hundred
• 43:53
  Speaker 15: bucks or under.
• 43:54
  Speaker 19: What are freedom freedom papers?
• 43:57
  Speaker 10: Well? Actually, what this is? You know?
• 43:58
  Speaker 15: I mean are you are you familiar with the like say,
• 44:02
  Speaker 15: if you are an alien from another country and you
• 44:06
  Speaker 15: need you need a green card to be here, are
• 44:08
  Speaker 15: you familiar with that?
• 44:10
  Speaker 10: Well?
• 44:10
  Speaker 15: Okay, so what what goes on with Freedom Papers Incorporated
• 44:14
  Speaker 15: is when you sign and get freedom papers from us,
• 44:16
  Speaker 15: what it does is, uh, people who are African American
• 44:20
  Speaker 15: our papers let them know that you're actually a free
• 44:22
  Speaker 15: person in this country.
• 44:25
  Speaker 19: Hold, I've been free. I'm sorry, Ain't no slavery going on?
• 44:29
  Speaker 19: When you talking about them? Well, I'm freeing it?
• 44:32
  Speaker 15: Well you you may be, but you have to actually
• 44:36
  Speaker 15: show paperwork for that.
• 44:38
  Speaker 19: When they when did they started?
• 44:40
  Speaker 10: Sir?
• 44:40
  Speaker 15: This is all over the news. You have to have
• 44:42
  Speaker 15: freedom papers. Within the next six months, every African American
• 44:47
  Speaker 15: person is going to have to have freedom papers and
• 44:50
  Speaker 15: have them on.
• 44:50
  Speaker 10: On the you know.
• 44:52
  Speaker 15: Uh, it's such like keeping a driver's license or a
• 44:55
  Speaker 15: checkbook or something. You're gonna have to have your freedom
• 44:57
  Speaker 15: papers on you.
• 44:58
  Speaker 19: Uh, there's some, there's some. I'm free. I'm not about
• 45:02
  Speaker 19: to pay no money when I'm already.
• 45:04
  Speaker 15: Free, Okay, but you're gonna be sure. You're gonna need
• 45:06
  Speaker 15: paperwork to show your freedom, and you don't. Do you
• 45:09
  Speaker 15: have any freedom papers at this point right now?
• 45:12
  Speaker 19: No, because I don't need freedom I'm.
• 45:14
  Speaker 15: Free, sir. I don't think you quite understand. Do you
• 45:17
  Speaker 15: understand that you could possibly if you're caught without your
• 45:20
  Speaker 15: freedom papers, you could be taken into captive and actually
• 45:25
  Speaker 15: have to work for so many years in order and
• 45:27
  Speaker 15: then later on you might get your freedom. But right now,
• 45:31
  Speaker 15: right here, if you buy freedom papers from me, I
• 45:34
  Speaker 15: can I can fix it where you don't go through that.
• 45:36
  Speaker 15: You can actually get separated from your family.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Sir.
• 45:39
  Speaker 19: I'm not going by where they gonna send me to
• 45:41
  Speaker 19: where they gonna deport me to Africa. I ain't never
• 45:43
  Speaker 19: been there.
• 45:43
  Speaker 15: No, No, you're not going to Africa. You could be
• 45:45
  Speaker 15: actually here in the United States, working on a particular
• 45:49
  Speaker 15: farm with a lot of people who don't have their
• 45:53
  Speaker 15: papers if you haven't gotten this news, I do apologize,
• 45:56
  Speaker 15: but within the next six months you're going to need
• 45:59
  Speaker 15: free them papers anyway, sir. Like I said before, I'm
• 46:03
  Speaker 15: Scott with FBI. I heard no STI third fpis freedom
• 46:11
  Speaker 15: papers and corporate.
• 46:12
  Speaker 19: I'll give what it is. I'm not about to pay
• 46:14
  Speaker 19: no money to be.
• 46:16
  Speaker 15: Free, sir. You have to have paperwork on you to
• 46:19
  Speaker 15: show that you are a free citizen of the United States.
• 46:23
  Speaker 19: How you get my number?
• 46:25
  Speaker 10: Anyway? Sir?
• 46:25
  Speaker 15: We have a list of numbers of people that we
• 46:27
  Speaker 15: don't think have their freedom papers, and your name actually
• 46:31
  Speaker 15: popped up here in our database. So mendover nine pop
• 46:34
  Speaker 15: up on the okay, sir, I'm.
• 46:36
  Speaker 19: Trying to give them a number.
• 46:38
  Speaker 10: Sir. We have a.
• 46:39
  Speaker 15: Database here of people who we don't think have their
• 46:42
  Speaker 15: freedom papers. Your name is actually here. After talking to you,
• 46:46
  Speaker 15: it seems like you don't have your freedom papers and
• 46:48
  Speaker 15: we want to make sure you get them. We're letting
• 46:50
  Speaker 15: you know it's two hundred dollars per person to get
• 46:53
  Speaker 15: these actual papers.
• 46:55
  Speaker 19: So you're telling me you got database and you just
• 46:57
  Speaker 19: calling black people all around the countries.
• 47:00
  Speaker 15: Well, no, sir, what we're doing is we're calling African
• 47:02
  Speaker 15: Americans and letting them, letting them know that they can
• 47:04
  Speaker 15: actually buy freedom papers from us, so they don't have
• 47:08
  Speaker 15: to be if they're if they're if they ever get captured,
• 47:11
  Speaker 15: then what can happen is is that they can show
• 47:14
  Speaker 15: their papers and not have to deal with the problems
• 47:17
  Speaker 15: that we already see.
• 47:19
  Speaker 19: You're gonna have a whole bunch of runaway because we
• 47:21
  Speaker 19: ain't paying. I'm not saying they might, but I'm.
• 47:24
  Speaker 15: Not saying sure. You're gonna have to have your freedom
• 47:27
  Speaker 15: papers on you at all times. That's gonna be the
• 47:29
  Speaker 15: law within the next six months. So what I'm trying
• 47:32
  Speaker 15: to end that when you sell you freedom papers, so
• 47:34
  Speaker 15: you'll understand that you have everything that unique. You have
• 47:37
  Speaker 15: your driver's license, you have your freedom papers, and whatever
• 47:40
  Speaker 15: else that you carry on you you have.
• 47:42
  Speaker 19: Let's be ask your mom called me on my phone
• 47:46
  Speaker 19: this Sunday's wrong with you freedom papers? I ain't getting
• 47:50
  Speaker 19: Who are you?
• 47:52
  Speaker 15: I'm Scott, sir. I'm an associate here at f P.
• 47:55
  Speaker 15: I I ain't heard about that SPI.
• 47:57
  Speaker 19: You just want to check from me? Think I'm about
• 47:59
  Speaker 19: to see you some them?
• 48:00
  Speaker 15: Let me y'all kiss my sir, sir, I understand you.
• 48:04
  Speaker 15: But what you gotta understand is within the next six
• 48:06
  Speaker 15: months you're gonna need these papers.
• 48:08
  Speaker 19: Well, they're gonna have to catch my hands.
• 48:11
  Speaker 15: Okay, sir, don't you don't you want to be free?
• 48:14
  Speaker 19: I am free, everybody free. We got a black president.
• 48:18
  Speaker 19: He's gonna have to get freedom papers. I buy it
• 48:20
  Speaker 19: from you.
• 48:21
  Speaker 15: Kiss my, sir, You're gonna have to pay for these papers,
• 48:24
  Speaker 15: one way or the other. Okay, I'm trying to I
• 48:27
  Speaker 15: gave you a call. I trying to be nice to you.
• 48:29
  Speaker 15: I'm letting you know now you're gonna have to pay
• 48:31
  Speaker 15: for your freedom.
• 48:32
  Speaker 19: I'm not paying, sir.
• 48:34
  Speaker 15: Everyone will be captured if they do not have freedom papers.
• 48:38
  Speaker 19: You tell you right now, don't catch me, sir.
• 48:42
  Speaker 15: Sir, you're going to get captured when you least expected. Sir,
• 48:45
  Speaker 15: You're going to get captured when you least expected.
• 48:49
  Speaker 19: I'm gonna be your Punta canta. Y'all gonna have to
• 48:52
  Speaker 19: catch me because I ain't pay. I didn't look up
• 48:55
  Speaker 19: on the computer right now, I can't find scam trying
• 48:58
  Speaker 19: to get my money in.
• 49:00
  Speaker 15: Are you on the computer?
• 49:03
  Speaker 19: Okay?
• 49:03
  Speaker 15: Can I tell you one more thing? Can I can
• 49:04
  Speaker 15: I get you to google something? Else, put in, put
• 49:08
  Speaker 15: in n E P h E W all right.
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: T O M M Y.
• 49:15
  Speaker 19: What something?
• 49:16
  Speaker 9: What you tell me?
• 49:20
  Speaker 15: This is Nephew, tell me man for the Steve Harvey
• 49:22
  Speaker 15: Morning Show. Your wife Marissa got me to frank phone
• 49:26
  Speaker 15: called you.
• 49:29
  Speaker 18: Man.
• 49:30
  Speaker 19: Y'all had me about saying it's free already. I'd be
• 49:36
  Speaker 19: you about get play that as long as you all right?
• 49:41
  Speaker 10: Man?
• 49:42
  Speaker 15: I gotta ask you one more thing though, what is
• 49:44
  Speaker 15: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 49:47
  Speaker 15: the lane.
• 49:48
  Speaker 19: The Steve Harky Morning the Show?
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Count not pretty good? I got now go get me
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: on that one right there? And I deserve oscar for
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: that one right there? I did it there.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: You already got your oscar for the shortest.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Okay, what that dad is right there? Freedom paper, freedom paper,
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: freedom paper. Don't get caught without theim y'all better have
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: your paper.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Sure it's going down. I am Dallas Fort Worth, Texas.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Y'all better get ready. Guess what I will be at
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: the Majestic Theater Saturday, June the fifteenth. This is a
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Nephew Thommas house party comedy jam and you don't want
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: to miss it.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: And this time you're gonna get all of me. He're
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: what I said, You're gonna get all of the Nephew.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Tickets are all sale right now. Go to www dot
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: a xs dot com. Father's Day weekend. It's going down
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: Majestic Theater. Yay, So if you're listening to us, get
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: your tickets on.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Sale right now. Okay, how was this past weekend?
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: It was good?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? Man, Thank y'all again for coming out to
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: see the Nephew. You had a good time. Thank you, nephew.
• 50:57
  Speaker 12: Subject I lost my girl over a glass of champagne.
• 51:00
  Speaker 12: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening morning show,
• 51:05
  Speaker 12: all right, Steve, your nephew is here with things you whisper.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: You have to come now.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: You gotta know, there are some things that you just whisper.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: You know, you know, when you're in the middle of
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: something it's going down and it ain't going right. That's
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: some things that you just whisper all the time. You
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: know what I'm saying.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Bare you hear me?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Get that said. I know a lot of them.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: Okay, when you whisper, But there are some things that
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: you whisper. Okay, now I'm just gonna ask. I'm just
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: gonna ask you shut up, jor I'm just I'm just
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: gonna ask you on though.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been in that moment where there's things
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: that you just whisper?
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Ye ain't how you said, Okay, but if you have been,
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not going to do this then, but
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: tell me the things. Tell me when you've been in
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: the heat of the moment that you just knew you
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: needed to whistle.
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: Please help me.
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: Well, all of mine ain't been in the heat of
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: the moment. Mine has been other times like what like
• 52:34
  Speaker 8: here one your.
• 52:39
  Speaker 16: God, that's a good whisper.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's a good question. That's a good quist.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: That's a good question.
• 52:46
  Speaker 12: What else?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: What else?
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Tommy, her wife just walked in one God, that's.
• 53:04
  Speaker 12: Floor.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just having a good time.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're at the Saucer club with your boy. The
• 53:11
  Speaker 8: girl tripped and showed up at the same club you at.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: That's good. Y'all got one? Okay, things you need to whisper?
• 53:24
  Speaker 15: Your daddy.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: We're talking about Malcolm.
• 53:32
  Speaker 10: Malcolm.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Malcolm, my dad, I got one for you. The
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: police in in here? What what did you say? Which
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: police sitting here? Which one ignorant boy. All right, thank you, nephew.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: I think we get the point.
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: You're listening hard Morning show.
• 54:11
  Speaker 12: All right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: Jay.
• 54:15
  Speaker 17: Please, it's very simple. We do it every week for
• 54:20
  Speaker 17: three subjects. Put them on the wheelweed stop. We'll make
• 54:23
  Speaker 17: it funny because we can do that. Watch it, Watch
• 54:25
  Speaker 17: it all right, watch it?
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: Thank you Jay.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Here the subjects.
• 54:28
  Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
• 54:32
  Speaker 12: you were not sleep Okay, Things people say when they
• 54:37
  Speaker 12: get dumped, Excuses people give when they can't chip in
• 54:41
  Speaker 12: on the bill.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Subjects, we all got your friend. Let's spend it funny. Stop.
• 54:59
  Speaker 12: In coher harent things you say when you wake up
• 55:02
  Speaker 12: and swear you weren't sleep.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Let's go here?
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: What why?
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Why is it du driving volks Wagon?
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: What's going on?
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: What's coming on?
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: Junior?
• 55:14
  Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
• 55:17
  Speaker 12: you weren't asleep.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: I swear to God, I don't know, no, Tiffany, Tiffany,
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: what I said that?
• 55:27
  Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
• 55:30
  Speaker 12: you were asleep?
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Tommy, I wanted to pee right there. I know what
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I'm doing I wanted to pee right now. Okay, I
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. Okay, I pee what I want
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: to pee. Okay, yeah, leave me alone, Come on, Steve.
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  Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
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  Speaker 12: you weren't asleep.
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  Speaker 1: That that's because I wasn't at the far.
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  Speaker 16: What are you talking about?
• 56:02
  Speaker 12: We're playing comedy roulette. The subject is incoherent things you
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  Speaker 12: say when you wake up and swear you weren't sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Ja Ginger bread Man, jump in my face, since you
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  Speaker 1: so bad.
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  Speaker 2: You're in a deep sleep.
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  Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
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  Speaker 12: you weren't asleep.
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  Speaker 7: So Lord, you really thought about breast? So Lord, you
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  Speaker 7: really you really thought about breast.
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  Speaker 2: I like.
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  Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
• 56:40
  Speaker 12: you weren't asleep.
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  Speaker 1: That's you. I'm watching that. Put it back on fantasy
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: ee and I'm watching that.
• 56:51
  Speaker 12: In coherent things you say when you wake up and
• 56:54
  Speaker 12: swear you weren't sleep, Steve Harvey, I.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Know Jesus was a carpenter.
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  Speaker 2: About you.
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  Speaker 12: Can't coherent things you say when you wake up and
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  Speaker 12: swear you were sleep, Jake, put your cat on the
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  Speaker 12: ceiling saying what your hell's on?
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  Speaker 2: The cat?
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  Speaker 6: The cat sleep?
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  Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear
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  Speaker 12: you weren't sleep.
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  Speaker 7: Somebody turned stove off cooking at about to cook it?
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  Speaker 12: In coo everything you say when you wake up and
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  Speaker 12: swear you were asleep.
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  Speaker 7: Tell me what you got?
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: We having sex or that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh you.
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  Speaker 6: You got sleep?
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying.
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  Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake.
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  Speaker 1: Up and swear you were sleep. Steve, who are the
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: white people?
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  Speaker 7: Period?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: He's actually done that before.
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  Speaker 2: We was done?
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  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, comedy roulette incoherent things you say when you
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  Speaker 12: wake up and swear you weren't sleep.
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  Speaker 1: I got me a sig Newton pillow. Anybody's seen it. Wait,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: come on, Steve, we need you to close this.
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  Speaker 5: I saw you.
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: I don't know what that's about.
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  Speaker 2: That's it, don't.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: We'll have more.
• 58:47
  Speaker 12: That's comedy roulette of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. In
• 58:51
  Speaker 12: twenty minutes after right after.
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  Speaker 6: This, you're listening Harby Morning Show.
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  Speaker 12: I think all of us have this fear if we
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  Speaker 12: work this shift, this morning shift, oversleeping and being late
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  Speaker 12: for work.
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  Speaker 6: I don't you don't have that fear?
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  Speaker 10: I do?
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  Speaker 15: Uh so?
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  Speaker 12: So the question is how many alarms do you set
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  Speaker 12: in the morning to make sure you're on time for work?
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  Speaker 1: I got two?
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  Speaker 6: You have two alarms?
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  Speaker 1: To Tommy, yeah, I have to.
• 59:27
  Speaker 11: You don't have that fear, Steve, that if we oversleep,
• 59:29
  Speaker 11: if we see daylight for us, it's a day.
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  Speaker 6: I did that the other day.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: I just did it the other day. Well I'm mad
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: at you guys because you didn't call me. Aint since
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: a Russian if you see that daylight us Morning radio
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  Speaker 1: main No, I woke up one time and saw daylight.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I knocked the lamps over and everything right, Morning Radio.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: So you say, you said to Tommy Charlie, you said too,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: what about you?
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  Speaker 12: Junior?
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  Speaker 1: Ooh you set four? Okay. I usually don't set the alarm,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: but if I do, I only need one. I just
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: wake up. I'm up early anyway.
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  Speaker 3: But Junior four yeah, Well you know he got sick
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: or said I got it. Yeah, I'll that because I
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: gotta do pre timperature chicks. I got all kinds of stuff.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: But what I got to do.
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  Speaker 12: First, most Americans set four alarms, most of them four
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 12: most Americans.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: But people don't like their job.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 12: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 12: up at thirty three minutes after we'll play around it.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this you're listening Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show