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Mom and Daddy, This Past Weekend, Church Complaints, Denzel Washington, Tiffany Haddish, Kevin Hart, Pray For Toronto, Hot Checks At The Church, Are You Smarter Than Tommy, Karen VS Tommy, Carla's Reality Update, Weekend Confessions and so much more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I shure will good morning everybody. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, come on dig me now, one and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man, if if
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  Speaker 1: if I had time enough to tell the whole trip,
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  Speaker 1: the whole journey, and y'all would be sitting up in
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  Speaker 1: there going okay, Steve, are we gonna play the show
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  Speaker 1: this week? But man, it's been a lot of amazing
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  Speaker 1: things has has happened to me over the years, um
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  Speaker 1: and and not all of them good. It's been some
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  Speaker 1: amazingly bad things that have happened too. But I just
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  Speaker 1: come on in the morning as a reminder to everybody
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  Speaker 1: of of of the actual goodness of God, that you know, man,
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  Speaker 1: that these mistakes that you're making, that these setbacks that
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  Speaker 1: you keep having, that these falls that keep occurring in
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  Speaker 1: your life, that they all are leading you somewhere. If
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  Speaker 1: you just don't ever give up. That's the key. You
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  Speaker 1: can never ever give up because you don't know how
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  Speaker 1: the trip has been laid out for you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if somebody had told me um years ago when I
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  Speaker 1: had the dream of being on TV and then I
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  Speaker 1: thought about being a one of one of the best
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  Speaker 1: comedians I could be. You know, when when I when
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  Speaker 1: I started, somebody had told me everything that was gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to happen in order for me to get there,
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  Speaker 1: I would have changed it. I would have I would
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  Speaker 1: have said, Okay, well I ain't gonna be that. How
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  Speaker 1: about this? See and and no one can know all
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  Speaker 1: of the events of their life ahead of time, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Would be so nice when't it You know, to prepare
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  Speaker 1: for it, see it coming, be aware of the haters,
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  Speaker 1: always knowing when the backstabbing moment is coming in your life,
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  Speaker 1: always knowing when you're gonna get blindsided by the enemy.
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  Speaker 1: We're really great to know that, wouldn't it. Well, that's
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  Speaker 1: not how it works. So since no one knows exactly
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  Speaker 1: the challenges and the pitfalls and the detools that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be set them, it's it's it's imperative that you just
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  Speaker 1: don't give up because see, knowing these things, we as
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  Speaker 1: human beings by nature, would choose another route. But it
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  Speaker 1: ain't the route God God for you, though. See the
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  Speaker 1: route God God for you. If you if you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to do the right thing, if you're doing the best
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  Speaker 1: you can, if you ain't out here just intentionally just
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  Speaker 1: messing over, folks, if you're using faith and that's the
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  Speaker 1: belief in things that you cannot see. If you have
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  Speaker 1: something on the inside of you to keep saying there's
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  Speaker 1: got to be more to life than that, then that's
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  Speaker 1: that's you. You my for and have a great chance here.
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  Speaker 1: And if you've ever had that feeling and gave up
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  Speaker 1: on it, just get it back, just asked for it back.
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  Speaker 1: Just say, hey, man, I'm getting back to the way
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  Speaker 1: I used to be because there's a change that's available
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  Speaker 1: in your life, but you gotta take it. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: take a shot at it, folks. There's a chance for
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  Speaker 1: you to get it right, but you gotta take a
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  Speaker 1: shot at it. Folks. There's a chance for you to
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  Speaker 1: turn this whole thing around with God's help, But you
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  Speaker 1: gotta take a shot at it. You see, this decision
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  Speaker 1: is yours. The decision to lay down and give up,
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  Speaker 1: that's yours. It ain't it just got too hard for me.
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  Speaker 1: Life too much, man, life hard and too much for everybody.
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  Speaker 1: What I gotta get you to see is if you
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  Speaker 1: don't lay down and give into it, there's some great
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  Speaker 1: things in store for your life. Because all of the
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  Speaker 1: things every lesson I've ever ever learned, the best lesson
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  Speaker 1: has been about lesson. My father used to always tell me.
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  Speaker 1: He says, so best lessons in life, the born, your
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  Speaker 1: value and learn the most is about lesson. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: quite understand that being young, but I showed God it
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  Speaker 1: now ain't no lesson like a bout lesson, the one
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  Speaker 1: you pay for. Those are the ones that hold to you,
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  Speaker 1: that stick to you, that that that start turning you
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  Speaker 1: into who you're gonna be. Those are the character builders. See, um,
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  Speaker 1: you got to be forged to get to where you
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  Speaker 1: want to go in life. So that's what the challenges
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  Speaker 1: and missteps is for. That's what the failing is about. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I know you don't like it. I didn't. I know
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  Speaker 1: you're not comfortable when I wouldn't. I know you wish
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  Speaker 1: it was over sooner than later. I always do. I
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  Speaker 1: always wanted to be over sooner than later because the
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  Speaker 1: later manager seems like it's so much I gotta go through.
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  Speaker 1: But let me tell you something, man, if you can,
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  Speaker 1: if you can Ford your way through it and understand
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  Speaker 1: that you are forged in life, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: was on TBN one time when I was doing one
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  Speaker 1: of my motivational speeches, and I began to wonder about
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  Speaker 1: this experience. I had a Ford Motor Company, and um,
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  Speaker 1: one of the things that I had came to the
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  Speaker 1: realization of was that that job at Ford mot Motor
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  Speaker 1: Company taught me a couple of valuable lessons. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: that I had to be at work on time, because
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  Speaker 1: I always was. I had a really, really good work record. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I was a great employee because I because I didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to disappoint anybody. You know, I already saw the
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  Speaker 1: look on my parents face when I flunked out of college.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't I wanted my father to know that I
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  Speaker 1: was a hard worker. And so when I got the
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  Speaker 1: job at Ford. I wanted to prove to my father,
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  Speaker 1: my mother, you know, the the nay says, hey man,
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  Speaker 1: I know how to stick to something. But my last job,
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  Speaker 1: after the auto industry started going down, my last job
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  Speaker 1: was in the fountry and my job was to stand
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  Speaker 1: at the end almost where the engines first come out
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  Speaker 1: of the furnace. See, the engines are poured into a mold.
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  Speaker 1: It's hot, melted down metal whatever they call it, lava
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. They poured into a mold and it goes
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  Speaker 1: into this furnace that's extremely hot. And my job was
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  Speaker 1: after the heat was applied to the engine block, it
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  Speaker 1: would come through and it would it would go through
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  Speaker 1: a hardening stage. But the way it was hardening, they
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  Speaker 1: would cool it. Suddenly they would flush it with water.
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  Speaker 1: It was just blast water on it. But the fire
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  Speaker 1: and the high temperature is what made the engine block solidified.
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  Speaker 1: It's because it's gotta get real hot, get melted down first.
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  Speaker 1: Then it's got to get poured into a mole. Then
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  Speaker 1: it's gotta be pressure hit with water and all it
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  Speaker 1: is and then it and it's real hot. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: still hot even on this water been shadow but when
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  Speaker 1: it comes out the end of the side, there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of flashing in it, and flashing is a metal
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  Speaker 1: from that ton dripped through the cast or molding on it,
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  Speaker 1: just like flecks of extra pieces of metal. My job
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  Speaker 1: was to hit this engine block in the front, which
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  Speaker 1: is huge, heavy rubber mallet, knock all the flashing off
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  Speaker 1: the front, and when it came around back to bam,
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  Speaker 1: hit it real hard again on the back side, and
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  Speaker 1: that became the core of what the car is. A
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  Speaker 1: car without a great engine is nothing. It's just a
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  Speaker 1: pretty looking vehicle over there. But if it can't do
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  Speaker 1: what it was made to do because the engine block
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  Speaker 1: then cracked. So you can have a car look real good,
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  Speaker 1: but if it freezes an engine block crack your car,
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  Speaker 1: you can it's it's over man. You gotta get a
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  Speaker 1: new block. The block is the core. But in order
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  Speaker 1: for you for the car to do it, it's how
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  Speaker 1: to do. It's gotta have a strong engine in it.
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  Speaker 1: In order for the engine to be strong, it's got
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  Speaker 1: to be forged and still come through fire, get poured
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  Speaker 1: in the mold, cooled off, heated, knocked around, beat on
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  Speaker 1: the front end, beat on the back end, in order
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  Speaker 1: for it to be what it's gonna be. The moral
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  Speaker 1: of the story, folks, is you got to get forged
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  Speaker 1: in fire to be what you're gonna be. You got
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  Speaker 1: to get beat up, you got to get pressure washed,
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  Speaker 1: you got to have heat on you, you you gotta get
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  Speaker 1: melted down, you gotta get poured into a mold. That's
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  Speaker 1: how you become who you are. So the tough things
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  Speaker 1: that you're going through, the difficult challenges and the setbacks.
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  Speaker 1: I know a brother who went to prison, man, and
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  Speaker 1: and the whole reason he ended up going to prison
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  Speaker 1: because he was looking out the loop window, looking out
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  Speaker 1: in the yard at him working out. And then the
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  Speaker 1: next thing, you know, man, this brother decided that he
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  Speaker 1: was gonna go out there and work out. Well, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: he's one of the top trainers in country today. To show,
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody, it is the Steve Harve that morning show.
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  Speaker 1: Steve's on vacation and were just holding it down, holding
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  Speaker 1: holding show right here. Dedicated to all the people who
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  Speaker 1: say mom and daddy instead of the phrase my mama
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  Speaker 1: and my daddy. We don't even know these people mom, daddy,
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  Speaker 1: mom and daddy instead of my mama and my daddy,
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  Speaker 1: same people, your sistant brother. We know honds and uncle,
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  Speaker 1: nieces and nephew people. Right here we're gonna dedicate the show,
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  Speaker 1: and in the dedication room it's shallingtoubary. Baby. We may
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  Speaker 1: have grown up together, but but my mother is my
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  Speaker 1: mother and your mother is your mother. Okay, d said,
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  Speaker 1: holding it down. It's kind of brown. Baby's Oh that's
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  Speaker 1: so funny. What's up, Jake? But why does my daughter
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  Speaker 1: do that? She says, my dad when she's talking to me.
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  Speaker 1: I know what, daddy, my dad said, my dad fresh fresh,
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  Speaker 1: so fresh. Oh vacation Yeah, hey morning. Jay mor called
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  Speaker 1: it morty Shirley Morvation vacation tripped out, saying it I
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  Speaker 1: just play it, boy, don't scare us like that. Man,
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  Speaker 1: something happened to the brother man. Oh your boys junior, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: Well you get and you're gonna get the hurricane in
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  Speaker 1: the mail in a minute, man, it's on the wait whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And also selling that in the A T L ever
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  Speaker 1: damn show my man man, nephew Tommy, Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: want to think that a T A coming out to
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  Speaker 1: see your boys up telling comment in uh go on.
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  Speaker 1: The nephew was up in there doing it and doing
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  Speaker 1: it and doing it and doing it well, and well,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, I actually gotta add I gotta go
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  Speaker 1: back and do two more shows in the Yeah, I gotta.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go ask some more. I ain't through. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't through, y'all, y'all just stay stay tuned. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: come back and do some more. I ain't done yet
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  Speaker 1: with the A t L. Yeah, because mom and daddy
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  Speaker 1: said they wanted tickets. And I want to thank all
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  Speaker 1: the mama's and dads. It came out to the Queen
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  Speaker 1: City to see your boy. Thank it, real stupid man,
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Charlotte. And you wouldn't And you want to see Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: didn't you? Jay? Yes, I want to see Tommy. It
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  Speaker 1: is h alright, Well, coming up, we're gonna find out
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  Speaker 1: what we did over the weekend, and j Anthony Brown
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  Speaker 1: is here as usual with It's True inside of something funny.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be right back at thirty two after you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, listen, it
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  Speaker 1: is Monday, and you know how we do it. We
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  Speaker 1: do our weekend review. We find out what the crew
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  Speaker 1: did over the weekend. Right before Jay introduces us with um,
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  Speaker 1: Uh introduces us to another segment called It's True. So Jay,
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  Speaker 1: you start off, what did you do over the weekend? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I want to thank the Queen City
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  Speaker 1: coming out, Charlotte, Baby, we did the damn thing. So
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  Speaker 1: I thank you, shure Lett. And then I saw three movies.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what you say, but I know you. You went
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  Speaker 1: by myself. Yeah, you take somebody. You gotta buy popcorn
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  Speaker 1: and they won't stuff. See, so if you go by yourself,
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  Speaker 1: what popcorn for you is nothing. That's a drop in
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  Speaker 1: the popcorn bat for you. That adds up, That adds up.
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  Speaker 1: I went by myself, believe you. That's just see. That's
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  Speaker 1: the same. I know. I saw Whitney, Dark Web and
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Equalizer too, don't go man, I loved it. Denzel was great. Man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think one of the best is one of the
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  Speaker 1: best Equalizes. That was the first time I'm doing a
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  Speaker 1: sequel first. Yeah, that's what he said, Yeah, first time.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, you know why he said he's
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  Speaker 1: never done a sequel before I saw the talk show,
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  Speaker 1: He said, because no one's ever asked him. So I
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  Speaker 1: was like, so we could have had a Malcolm X two.
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  Speaker 1: We could have had uh yeah, all of this a
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  Speaker 1: shadow like flight to Flights to Magnificent seven to Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Man on Fire too good? Yes, it was. It was
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  Speaker 1: great now at the time. Yeah, I just saw that
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  Speaker 1: again last week, Carlie. That movie was so good. It
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  Speaker 1: was getting one time game. I don't need me bothering
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  Speaker 1: that man again. So I am I'm gonnaa But he
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  Speaker 1: said no one ever asked him. I was like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be dared. Did did you like his you haven't
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  Speaker 1: seen have you seen equal? Did you like? You? Big
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  Speaker 1: on his hair? Look? I love anything Denzel does. Let
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  Speaker 1: me make that clear before I did. I like everything
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  Speaker 1: he does. What everything Timmy was. He's sexy and that's
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  Speaker 1: the problem is, you know sometimes he gets gritty, a different.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it doesn't matter. He's still Denzel underneath all
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  Speaker 1: of that. He still like I like everything. He's done everything,
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  Speaker 1: and I like everything we want him to be. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like everything. Denzel is every Okay, okay, everything, and
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  Speaker 1: we'll be right back with more radio lies right after this. Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I like everything. He's everything. L h Yeah that a
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  Speaker 1: t L. Let me tell y'all something A t L
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. It wasn't no seats left.
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  Speaker 1: I know themselves. They just bought all these chills. So
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  Speaker 1: A t L. I'm about to figure it out, y'all,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: lay low in the cut. I'm gonna give y'all two
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  Speaker 1: mode shows. Okay, I'm gonna give you two mote. Just
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  Speaker 1: I'm laying in the cut, me in the club when
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  Speaker 1: we're talking and we're gonna do. I'm gonna do too mote. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have so much fun in Atlanta. Uh you
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  Speaker 1: hear my boys, don't you? Do? You hear that? I
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  Speaker 1: haven't been It's a lot, boys, but I ain't even
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  Speaker 1: been the Magic City though. You know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: Your boy go to Atlanta and not go to Magic City.
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  Speaker 1: That is so. And then and then late last night
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  Speaker 1: hung out and shot pool with Kim Williams. I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the A t L. Y'all don't understand. I'm in the
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  Speaker 1: A t L. Big big up the cat. I had
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  Speaker 1: some hanging out with him. Oh that's cool, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Well, Jay, you wrote this segment called It's True.
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  Speaker 1: Please explain this is absolutely true. Everything I say right
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  Speaker 1: now is absolutely true. It's true. If you open a
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  Speaker 1: pack of soy sauce. Some will get on your clothes.
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  Speaker 1: How careful you are, I don't. How about you in
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  Speaker 1: the other room and open it up. Put in another room.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna get on your sugar. Right. If you make
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  Speaker 1: a peanut butter and jelly sandwich dropped the jelly pod,
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  Speaker 1: that jelly pod will hit the floor and time, every
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  Speaker 1: every time, consistently, consistently true. That's true. Peanut butter jelly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but if you drop it, peanut butter jella. If you drive,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna hit the blue if you make, if you
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  Speaker 1: may the phone call to somebody you don't like, hang up,
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna call you right back every time, every time.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. True. When it's by accident, you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to top to them, did you? Did you just call
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  Speaker 1: me now? But til you you always out of winch
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  Speaker 1: your wife and fluid when you really needed man. True true.
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  Speaker 1: Can't find the autos on nowhere true true true true.
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  Speaker 1: You always find extra fries in the bottom of the bag.
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  Speaker 1: What a delicious surprise. Not mad at it? That's seven more. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there we go, all right. The music is always loud
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  Speaker 1: when your ass is lost. Uh tan pants, use the restroom,
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  Speaker 1: wash your hands. It's gonna come out. They look like yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You see what happened was true, Jay, but sometimes that's pete.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, go ahead on early for all of that,
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  Speaker 1: to early for all of that. Alright, listen, thank you, Jake.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is Monday, Deacon def Jam Reverend
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  Speaker 1: ad Noid are in the building with church complaints. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the stew alright, coming up
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, we have some entertainment news.
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  Speaker 1: Denzel is number one as the equal Lighter. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Hart and Tiffany Hatt his friendship goals, and Tiger
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  Speaker 1: Woods is back, well sort of, Okay, we'll talk about
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  Speaker 1: Let's give some huge congratulations to R and B singer Tank.
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  Speaker 1: He married his longtime girlfriend Zena Foster on Sunday in
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  Speaker 1: Los Angeles in front of about two hundred friends and
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  Speaker 1: family members. Jamie Fox not only served as a groomsman
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  Speaker 1: but also entertained the crowd. Congratulations to Tank and Zena. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but right now it is time for church complaints. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: stop that taking depth, cham Reverend Adnoid in the building
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  Speaker 1: in the aulding. Yes, first of all, I want to
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  Speaker 1: say good morning to everyone. This is the j p
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  Speaker 1: Bible School is over as of as Friday. We have
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  Speaker 1: eight children here that nobody's parents have picked them up yet.
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  Speaker 1: as a Friday. I don't know how you leave your
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  Speaker 1: kids here from Friday all the way to Monday, all
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  Speaker 1: that time and stand on the subject of babies, on
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  Speaker 1: older than their mom and daddy's ain't it we need
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  Speaker 1: this meeting room one more time? Babies that looked much
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  Speaker 1: older than their mom and daddy said it, uh, when
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  Speaker 1: we didn't need the room? Five? How old? Not the baby? Though?
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  Speaker 1: missed both half the service. Seriously, we're gonna do this again. Seriously.
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  Speaker 1: You see, I don't have any one listen. Coming up,
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  Speaker 1: saying that she feels the country still lacks the infrastructure
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  Speaker 1: swath as of yesterday, most nowhere near being under control.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna kill each and every one of them,
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  Speaker 1: The other sequel, Mamma Mia, came into second. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: you paid your ties Sunday? Okay, Now you pay the
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  Speaker 1: Love offering as well? Right? Yes, okay, now this past Sunday. Um,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at a check that you left us with
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  Speaker 1: the bank, right, right, I sure did. I wrote a
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: check Sunday. Okay. Now the check, ma'am was two hundred
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: and fifty dollars? Am I correct? Right? Right? I wrote
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: two checks for my ties and the Love offering? Right,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I wrote one for two fifty for the Love offering? Okay?
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Now what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: What I wanted to tell you is that I hate
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: to be a ar of bad news, but you your
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: And wait a minute, you said my check bound for
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: two fifty dollars. Your check bound. So what I'm doing
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: is calling you about recouping the two fifth as well
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: as you know you you cost us thirty dollars uh
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: in bank fees. Now I wrote two checks. I wrote
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: a check for a hundred dollars. Did that one bound.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I don't see to it that that that one bound.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: All I know is the one that the love offering
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: has bounced. What did you put him in at the
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: same time? Because I wrote him at the same time.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now, I didn't
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: put them in at the same time. I've been putting
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: them in for the last two or three years. The
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: problem is why would people write them? Brother Shaun was
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think it matters. And when I was there, man,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: the problem is that that I didn't put these checks in.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: the track knowing that they're gonna bound. There's a lot
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: of people right, well not the other one didn't clear.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: to clear. What Maybe you didn't have enough money in
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: the bank for both up the clip. And I don't
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: understand why people write in the bank at all. My
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: checks clear. I don't write no rubber checks. Well, you
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem. How are
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: you gonna try to give a look? Wait a minute,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I think you got me confused with somebody else. I
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: don't write no bad checks you didn't write to you.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice to you. When can we
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars? So that's
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: the bank fees, ma'am for the doll gonna check bouncing?
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: My check didn't bounce. I don't check my bank. And
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: if my check clear, you're gonna pay me thirty dollars
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: for calling me, harassing me by a two hundred and
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: fifty dollar check bounce. I don't write no why would
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: you write check? What you want to sit up in
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: the church and write these big number checks when you
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: know you ain't got it in the bank? I said,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: why would you write these checks when the money ain't
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: in there? Let me tell you one thing. I don't
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: write no bad checks. And you got a lots calling
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: me telling me my check bounce. Your check is the
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: one that has bound. And you tell you what you
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: do since my check bounce, you paid them, since you
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: got all the money, And don't call me with this again. Hello,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: don't you hang up on me no more? When don't
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Why don't we gonna get this two fifty and this
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: thirty dollars? Somebody from the church to my I wrote
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: a bad check check. I didn't write no bad Why
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: are you calling me? Why the treaser don't call me
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: at church? The tras is I ain't never know the
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: deacon called nobody about no bad check? Your fully thank you?
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: You got the money I ain't got. Who in hell
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: is that in the background? Who is that for mine?
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Who it is? We're both going to the same church
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna call me to my I wrote a
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: bad check. You don't you call me no more? And
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: if the check bads, you paid? Okay, keep passed to
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: know you're talking like this pastor. No, you're calling me?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Can you ask for that? Look? When are we gonna
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: get this? Two eight dollars is what we're looking for
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: from you. I wrote a check for two fifts and
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: not get to eid you you put two fifty in there,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: It bounced. Thirty dollars cost us on bank fees. That's
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: to eighty. Where can the church expect their money? Never?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Not no to eight? You will never get to eight.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: You're gonna make me come by your and my check
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: in what I'm gonna do? What You're gonna make me
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: come by your house and get this money? Bring it,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: bring it, bring it? What is the address on this
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: check check. I got it off the check. I bet
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: you you'll be living back and I'm watching you. You
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: bet not be spending no money nowhere. You bet not
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: spend nothing until I get this two fifty plus thirty whatever.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I want to know. You know what I am. And
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: you don't call me no more with this because my
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: check did not bounce. I don't see how one check
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: went through and the other bound. Let me say this
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: to you, we cannot accept you back into the House
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: of the Lord no more until you are not. Don't
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: you come in the Sunday until we get the Sunday,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna make sure I find your because you
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: the person I want to see you. And you know what,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the pastor right now and asked him
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: because I don't believe my check bounce. You feller, what
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Let me say this before you called pastor, I got no,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I'm a called pastor. No, you should have talked with
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: pastor before you call me with this information. I got
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say. You ain't got
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: nothing to say to me. You don't upset me with
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: this I'm talking about I bounced the check. You should
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: have went to pastor before you call me with I
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: tall pastor one I got, but I got one more
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: thing to say before I leave. But you're listening. What
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: are you about to say to me? What do you
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: have to say now that you're gonna pay the check?
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• 56:15
  Speaker 1: be more patient? All right, yeah, Dear Stephen Shirley, I
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: need help convincing my lover to be patient. We've been
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: seeing each other for three years now. At first it
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: was a great friendship with benefit, but over the last
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: two years it has turned into something special, and we
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: go to each other's family's gatherings and we have been
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: on vacation together. I think this is blossoming into a
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: possible marriage proposal. The problem is I still live with
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: my ex. My X and I are not sexually active.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: In fact, we barely see each other because we work
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: opposite shifts. Lately, my lover has been upset with me
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: because he thinks I should have moved out by now.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: He does not understand that if I move out, it
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: would create a financial hardship for me. Now he's starting
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: to back off a little bit, and I don't want
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: to lose him. He wants me to move in with him,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: but I've been there, done that. I'm not doing that
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: again until I'm married. I just want my lover to
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: trust me and believe that I'm being loyal to him.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: How can I get him to be patient with me.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: He has not offered to help me financially, and he
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: has not asked me to marry him, so I have
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: to continue living with my ex am. I wrong. Please
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: give me your honest advice. I have to tell you, no,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: you're not wrong. Okay in theory and all of that,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: but you do have to get it together, you really do.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard the saying, um, don't open one
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: door before closing another, Well, that quote certainly applies to
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: you here. No man, no woman, no one is going
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: to continue to deal with this kind of arrangement. They're
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: just not gonna do it. You live with your ex
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: This is another man we're talking about here. It doesn't
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: make any sense to your current man. Uh. You cannot
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: expect your current man to go along with this, You
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: just can't. I mean, he's done it for three years,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: but you know he's getting tired of this. Um, you
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: live with another man. I mean, I can't say it
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: anymore plainly than that put put put the shoe on
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: the other foot. If he lived with his woman and
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: he was seeing you, you wouldn't like it. So no, uh,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: he's not gonna like that. Uh. Yeah, you say you
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: guys aren't having sex anymore, But please believe me, your
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: man is not buying that. He's probably thinking you all
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: are getting it in as often and as many times
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: as you possibly can. So he's just, you know, going
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: to keep having sex with you and until that wears
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: off or runs out or whatever, or until you leave
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: your man and you guys set up some sort of
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: relationship rules with him. Right now, it's just sex is
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: getting to be that way because you're saying he's backing
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: off a little bit. Um uh. No money for you,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: none of that, No no proposal, none of that until
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: you close this door with your ex. J. Anthony Brown.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: I'm right here, I'm right here. Turn your mic on. Man.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: You know what, whenever you have a good thing, a
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: real good thing going, there's always somebody to come along
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: and mess it, mess it complete, live with somebody that
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: wants everything going good. They come up with afraid of him.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: See what we need to do is no, no, we
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: don't needed your damn thing. But what we're doing, he
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: doing this this right here. Like Sherley said, one day
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: will open. You got two doors open, Keep them both open.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: You out a man. You got a man paying the
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: bill and a man bringing the drill. Keep one more time.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Time you've got a man paying the bill, another man
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: bringing the drill. I would mess up her best life
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: she's living her best life. You living, You're living. You
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: about that life? You do? You about that life? Smile
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: as he said, smile, yeah, smile. That's all I got
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: to say about that junior who just turned forward. He
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: brings some wisdom to this junior. Come on, I've never
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: seen a situation like this, but I just want to
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: know how big a sucker is he? I just want
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: to know how big of a sucker is he? Did
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: you ask you about the man that don't you live with?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: An other man? You have another man? Asked like, how
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: he doing? All right? What y'all talking about last night?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: How does this even possible? Why? I mean, how can
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: you just have a man at home you live with
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: and I'm still gonna be dating you? Exactly? Who could
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: last night? Who does this? Who? How big a sucker
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: is he? We ain't having sex? So you say exactly
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: what you saw? What the man in that doing? You
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: come out to shower when he just said you when
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: we hip the draw was? How is working? He got
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: to be doing something? You ain't paying none of these bills?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: How are you paying rent? Mmmmmmmm? Speak on it? Man?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Your share to rent? It's like my girlfriend, Janey says,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: where they do that at all of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta change the situation. No man's going
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: along with this. Yeah, you're getting are doing care well.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: The subject is I need my lover to be more patient.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: We've heard from You've heard my response, You've heard Jay's response,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: you've heard Junior's response. Uh, when we come back, we're
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: going to hear from the nephew, any Cliffhanger's nephew, anything
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: you wanna leave us with before we go to break.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: The subject is I need my lover to be more patient.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: We'll have Part two of our response is coming up
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour you're listening to the
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: string show. For those of you out there who own
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: a car in a home, you know more than anyone else.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Those things did just fall into your lap. You made
• 1:03:01
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• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: to help the hustle go right, and here to help
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: life go right all right. Here is a recap of
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter, the subject I need my lover to
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: be more patient. Uh, it says dear Stephen Sureley. Um,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: this woman has been with a man for three years.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: At first, they were just friends with benefits. But over
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: the last two years it's turned into something special where
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: they you know, have gotten a lot closer. They spend
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: time with each other's family, They've been vacationing together, things
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: like that. Uh. You know, she's hoping and thinking that
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: it's blossoming into something um much deeper, like a possible
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: marriage proposal or something. The problem is that this woman lives.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: She's still lives with her ex. I mean they're staying
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: in the same house. Although she claims they are not
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: sexually active. She says she's not, um financially ready to
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: leave him. She can't leave the house yet because she
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: has no means of supporters. She doesn't she can't afford
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: it right now. So she's saying that, Um, her man
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: doesn't understand that if she moves out, it'll it'll create
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: financial hardship for her. And he hasn't offered to chip
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: in or anything, and she just wants her lover to
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: trust her and believe that she's being loyal to him,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: and she wants him to be patient with her. And
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: he hasn't offered anything financially and he has not proposed
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: to her. I just said, you know, she can't uh,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: you know, open another door without closing this one. This
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: man uh sees you is living with another man, and
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: even though you say you're not having sex with him, Uh,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: he doesn't believe that. He thinks you are. Jay says,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: you know, one man is paying the bills, another man
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: is doing the drilling. Uh. Here is like you know,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: our junior. Excuse me, It's like, where do they do this?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Where can you sign up for something like this? Okay,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: and now we need to hear from the nephew. Nephew,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: what you got this? This is a like I told
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: you before, I've been here, I've done this, I've seen
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: this before. This is this is nothing new to me. Listen,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: this is what this is. This is a disfunctional threesome.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: That's what this is. This is a disfunctional threesome. But
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: it is the best threesome you could possibly have. Now,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: what what I don't like is you you don't like
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: unit it. Bring these people together. I mean, what's the
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: use of having a threesome if everybody can't share in it?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: You understand, So let's bring everybody together. You know, you
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: know this is a you are lazy lover, and I
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: hate that. I hate lazy lovers. Bring all these people together. Ye,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: trifling is a good word. But bring all these people together.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: You can get all this finance. You won't if you
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: bring people together, let everybody know what part and what
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: role they play. You understand. But this is a dysfunctional threesome.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: I've been in the soup thousands of times, but listen,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: bring thousands, surely, I know since of me lying, I've
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: been I've been in here thousands of times, only one
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: man man okay, okay, hundreds okay, the thousand bother you.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I've been in this hundreds of times. What I want
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: you to do is talk to both parties, set them down,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: bring them together, have a meeting, and let everybody know
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: what their role is. That's all this is. You have
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: no idea the finance you can have if you just
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: bring everybody together and let them know what role they're playing.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: You are a dysfunctional threesome. Bring your threesome together. And
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: I've been there, I've had it when nobody knew about
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: each other. Bring them together. Let's talk it out together, sir.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Let's go to a bar. Let's have a meet and
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: greet where everybody everybody what she wants to leave her acts.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: She just can't do it financially. She wants to be
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: with this man. She wants to build a relationship, a
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: marriage with this man that she's been seeing for the
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: last three years. That's what she wants to build it, Shirley,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: without everybody knowing what you're building. You have to bring
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: everyone together. Let him know. Listen, this is what we do.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: We live together. And and trust me, they're doing it okay.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: They're doing it okay. So whether they are or not,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: he's gonna feel he's gon and think that, and that's
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: what he thinks. He thinks that they're still sexually active.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: He does, they are, But let's all put it out
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: in the open. Let me tell you something. The best
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: conversations are naked conversations. If every if all the three
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: of us got together and sat down naked and discuss
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: this thing, do you know what much clarity we will
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: get she wants a marriage. Get the marriage without naked conversations. Everybody,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: all three of us, let's come in here, sit down,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: be let's be naked, and let's put it all out
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: on the table. You get so much clarity when you know,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: you know what, Charlotte Carller James Jr. You know what
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: we should do. I just want to just experiment. We
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: all we should all sit out something. Your naked man?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Why were not? We're not that close. Okay, we're not naked.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Truth alright, guys, thank you, thank you, thank you. That's enough,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: thank you. I'm the only one. Yes, yea tomorrow I'm
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: coming to work. Oh god, no, no, no, We've could
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: approve tomorrow. All right, listen, we gotta get out of here.
• 1:09:33
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• 1:09:43
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• 1:09:46
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• 1:09:49
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• 1:09:53
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• 1:09:56
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• 1:09:59
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• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: They found three guns, over a hundred seven thousand dollars
• 1:10:05
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• 1:10:09
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  Speaker 1: Instagram story confirming that he did make it home. Meanwhile,
• 1:10:17
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• 1:10:20
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• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: get ready. Yeah, it sounds feasible. Get ready. Coming up
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: in about ten minutes. Guys, Carla is gonna talk about power.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Oh it was good last night. Ghost. All right, we'll
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: be back about forty one after the hour you're listening
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: to the show. Yeah, coming up at the top of
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: the our nephew Tommy is here with weekend Confessions. Baby.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Because what I'm not here to help you. I just
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: want to hear what you're going through, right eight seven
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: seven twenty nine, Steve, don't use your real name. Let's
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: just keep it. This is just a way for you
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: to let it out. Let it out. Give us an
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: example of a name that you'll you know, you'll tell
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: you know one of my favorites, Cadillac Joanes. You know
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Cadillac Joanes. That's something different. You know,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: seventies Popsicle Wilson. You know what I'm saying, something like
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: something like that, just exploitation names. Yeah, you know what
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Tanya to the Nephew, Yeah, called the Nephew
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: with your confessions at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Right now, Carla is here. We got to talk about
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Power Girl. What is going on? What is happening? Okay,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: so trended right now. So if you didn't watch Power
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: last night, spoiler alert, you should have watched it because
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: we're about to talk about Okay, So Tommy's dad, Haresse,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: he ain't about nothing. Yeah, ok yeah, and he really
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: does not care about his son that he abandoned. Make
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: that clear, crystal clear. And uh, Tommy, I don't know.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Tommy's kind of struggling, and Ghosts told him to be
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: careful about his daddy, but Tommy thinks his daddy will
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: not snidge. But Ghost he knows better, you know him.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: And Tresse has some dealings when they were in prison,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: so Ghost knows better. So he's telling Tommy, I'm your family.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: You know, he just became your daddy. So watching back
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: with that, the U. S. Attorney's Office, mock and them,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: they are pinning to take down Ghosts and Angela and
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: end her career. You know, the fans they were all
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: at practice houses, y'all see that investigating the security dude.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, So what's going down now? Canaan's setting up
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Tommy and goes he killed his own crew. Canaan did
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: what was up with that? He killed his own crew,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: and now Tommy killed his son. Yeah, you don't draw
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: the line right the crew if you get your own
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: son a friend. But the son wasn't wrong. He did
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: send his son to do something he didn't do it.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: That's so you disobey, you get killed, now killed. Yes,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: it's pretty final on this show, sirle So Tommy thinks
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: that fifty cent Canaan saved the day, but the Italians
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: they're like, what in the world, what's going on? How
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: did Canyan know to be here? So there's some stuff
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: with that side note. What's going on between fifty cent
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: and Mayweather on social media? What's going on? Get the strap, baby,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Get the strap? I think I think Mayweather should be
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: on Power so they can have it out on the shop.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: He is a comedian ignorant. Now meanwhile, Consuliman Tate, Lorenz
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Tate music, Yeah he's exploiting Rena's death, baby girl's death,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: and yeah he's wrong for this. But Drey told Diego's sister,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: y'all been watching the sister, Alicia. Drey told her that
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: diegoes out of control, spending money, you know, harassing women
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: all at the club, and that he's just pretty much reckless.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Alicia told her brother Diego they'd get it together. Now
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: she's setting him up. She's setting a brother. I really
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: don't yet. And you thought so, yeah, when she said
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: she was going to Mexico, Yeah yeah, yeah. Then Consulimantate
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: back to Lorenz. Now he he's a trip. He's offering
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: or he suggested to to be the new face of
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: the Queen's Child project, and you know, you know ghosts.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: When he found that out at the meeting, he looked
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: at Lorenz like he wanted to kill him. In that
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: boardroom at that I thought he's gonna throw him out
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: the window, right, I did too, that I really did.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: That was a bit much though, you know, I was
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: feeling Ghost down now and that was a bit much.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Come on, Yeah, it was just too much. Yeah, but
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Dre kind of, you know, he sees that there's some
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: issues going on with Diego and Alicia, so that's why
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: he kind of, you know, took complimentate up on this offer.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: Me neither, but he's so good though. I want him dead,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: but I want him to stay on the show. Hey man,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: that's seen at the Great Yard when he took Ghost
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: that card though, baby, yeah said, what can I do?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: I do want to tell you this. I wish I
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: could take my bilt off. And who Trek is? I
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: wants to everybody. I want to want to beat Terk's
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: behind his daddy getting the build out. I don't get
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: the build get the strap, trying to kill people. You're
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: tipping people off. Why loyalty your dad. I'm gonna lead
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: the funeral and gonna tip somebody out. But that Yeah,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: So finally, Angela, she played herself. She's he was cute though, Carla, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: you know what, he was cute. It's so weird. On
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: a soap opera, that's not hard to get. But in
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: real life, ain't nobody getting that like that man. He
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: moved out of the penhouse. She's pick a ghost. She's
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: tired of him. Where she moved she moved down, She
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: moved down, she sipped, I don't know place. So you know,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: what's what's going on? So it seems like Angela and
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: and Ghost. You know, she couldn't avoid his phone calls.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: He's been reaching out since Baby Girls and now they
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: are too lonely people and they have come. That was
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: a great scene. That was a very great yeah. But
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: you knew they were going to get back to You
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: knew that she couldn't ignore his phone calls. I mean,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: after all, it's ghost. It is ghost. It ain't like
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Lavelle calling. I didn't say all of that. All right,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: thank you, Carla. Coming up, it's the Nephew's Weekend Confessions.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Call us please eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve will
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: take your calls right after this. You're listening to the
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. Alright, as promised, it is time for
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: net few Tommy's Weekend Confessions. Please call the Nephew with
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: your confessions. What did you do over the weekend? And
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: you can't talk to you can't talk to anyone about it.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: But the nephew. Okay, so it must have been that
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: crazy nephew. Uh, you want to hear their confessions because
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: what because I'm not here to help them, Shirley. I
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: just want to hear what they're going through. So that's
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: why you call in here with a fictitious name. You
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. You know football weeves, you know,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: uh ghost poke shop. You know what I'm saying. Call up,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: do y'all have any confessions? Junior? What's your real name? Okay?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: This this this is j J. Yeah, don't use your
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: real name. Let's stretch, but she got j J. I'll
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: tell you right now. I confess that a hunted go
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: fast in the Strip club on the second day I
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: found that out. I'm talking about they go just as
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: fast on the second day, going that back back if
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: you want to. Junior celebrated his forty and birthday. Excuse me,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: j J j J. I told her I was gonna
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: be back the next night. She thought I would lying
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: send him. Gonna do it every time. Whatever your money
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: call us eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve and we
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: could put your confession on the air. Nephew doesn't want
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: to help you. He says, that's what Steve does, right,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: and Steve's v k uh. Let's go to our next caller. Um, sir, Jay,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: what you what your book a man? Call me back man? Okay, come,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: they're JamMan bookman bookmok book over the weekend bookleman. That
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: is much dash and all the hotel towel he used,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: all every last one of them. Now now let me
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: tell you what book a man do that? Because I'm
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: putting that towel out of circulation. See that tied so
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: many people, but it will never never be another. But
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: again that book that what I did? That my weekend confession? Man,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go to line one and talk to
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: I guess this is her real name. She didn't get
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: the memo to Maka Hey girl, hellok to Maka make
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: up Maka it was gonna be good. You can tell
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: him it's gonna be good. Yes, what's your confession, baby?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: Come on? My confession was women's intuition is really real? Okay.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: I had a I had a feeling that my fiance
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: was cheating on me. So I put a tracker on
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: his cell phone and I tracked him down to the
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Motel six. I went across the street and bought a
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: five pound bag of sugar. Since he wasn't being sweet
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: to me, I thought I add a little sugar to
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: his flavor and put sugar in his cats tank. And
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: he called me and told me that he was having
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: car trouble. And he was telling me that he was
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: at work. He wasn't at work, he was at the hotel.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: So I came back home and I waited for him
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: to give her. Luckily, he didn't make it. And he's
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: calling me telling me he's at work, but he's stranded
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: because his car stuff is going on with his car.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: So that's my weekend confession that I add a little
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: sugar again. I'm yeah, I'd girl not pride to you
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: doing this. You didn't know nothing about this until you
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: heard call it. Did this. I'm running alleged lead to
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: the next time you tell this story allegedly and shout
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: out to the person who discovered putting sugar in the
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: tank with cause car problems. Yes, yes, thank you. That
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: was Yeah, that was great to me because thank you
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: so much. Thank you. I love you, Tomka. You know
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: you love her. I love her. She's my she's my hero.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: She's my hero. I love let's go to line three.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: How's that for? How's that for? Sweetness? All right, let's
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: go line three. Fell Show, Hey, Felice, Hey darling. They
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: caught me sunshine and the region being is I had
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: a friend over the weekend, said I have been seeing
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: for a long time, and he was trying to get
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: me there, so home with him because his girlfriend was
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: out of jam. So I declined even though I really
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: really wanted to go. Where the Oh that's another coquestion?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Is she wanted to go? But she haven't. She didn't
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: he did. That's her confession. You mad because she didn't go. Tommy,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: do something because you didn't got him do something if
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: you're gonna call it. But she wanted to was in
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: your heart though, Felicia, I hear it. Wanted to go.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: But why didn't you just go? Something happened in your
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: night here? That's right, girl, Listen. I need you to
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: do something the rest of this week and then called
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: me next Monday. But right now, you cloud, you ain't
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: done nothing. Do something this week, thank you. I don't
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: want no good confessions, Jill. We're gonna have more of
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: your confessions. Eight seven seven twenty nine Steve Weekend confessions
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: coming up, more of them right after this. You're listening
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're having some fun
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: this morning. Nephew Tommy is here with weekend confessions. Let
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: them know. Eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve is the number.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven tw any ning, Steve is the number.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: We can go straight to the phones. Um, we have
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: lots of callers on the line. Let's go line five
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: and talk to Alicia. Alicia, Alicia, Slow, Hey, what's your confession? Um,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: So I am in the middle of the boys. It's
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: not finally yet, but we am. My pastor had like
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: ter of a little private ministry time over the weekend,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: so he prayed for me. And when we helped my body,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: did he pray or did he lay hands? Baby? That's
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: that's that's two different. He did a little bit of
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: balk And I'm so grateful to the line we're having
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: his ministry. I have nothing. I'm gonna get off because
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: if lightning strikes, and you know what, you didn't have
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: to go to Chester next day, because it says we
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: are more gathered. Everybody love passed the baby. It's okay,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: everybody loves you, Okay, okay, But it's how was everything though?
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: How was it? Oh? It apparently by that right past?
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: She get just sit on the front row now she can. Okay,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: we're gonna bow out gracefully, Alicia and say thank you
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: for calling. Yeah. Yeah, let's go to line six and
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: talk to Sugar, Sugar Sugar. Hello, Oh you sound so sweet,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: Hey sugar, Hey, everybody, I love you. Tommy, you're tall,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: so my kids. I went home this weekend with my
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: coworker and his wife, and after a night of fun
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: with him and his wife, I tried Hennessey for the
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: first time, threw up in their sink, and then I
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: left and I'm literally on the n state right now
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: going on. They don't know then I threw up in
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: their thing, like I threw everything up in there. Wait wait, wait,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: let's go back then, let's backtrack from me. You hung
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: out with him and his wife. What y'all do? We
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: had everything everything that's you and um you know you
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: know time and you know what we did time, and
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: we did everything everything. So now you you would have
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: been very proud. I'm so proud, baby, I'm so proud
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: right now chain and sat like a boy's baby. You
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: would have been really proud. Yeah. Yeah, I wish we
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: could talk in depth and just get it all out
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: on you couldn't make it to the restroom, but not.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: I had to get the right off of me the ropes.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait wait now, hold on, Sugar, you
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: got to get what off you the rope to rop
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: my hands inside. So in the midst of me getting
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: the rock off of me, I felt so locause I've
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: never dreamed before, and I just like it. Just that
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: was the first thing. I thought it was a kid
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: too faint because we were in the dinner room. So
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, y'all was doing I don't do threesomes
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: in the dinner room. Now, that's going to be a fault.
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  Speaker 1: That's going to be fault, right, Hold done, Sugar, don't
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  Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine. Steve, you're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Weekend Confessions with the nephew and nephew. When we last
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  Speaker 1: left off, Sugar, our color was in the dining room
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  Speaker 1: involved in a threesome and then and then our hands
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  Speaker 1: was tied with the ropes and she threw up in
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen. Thing. That's what I'm saying. Let's go back
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  Speaker 1: to sugarne sex. Yes, okay, baby, walk me through this.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta walk me through this whole evening or a
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  Speaker 1: day and tell me how this went down. Basically basically
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  Speaker 1: it all started. It was like, hey, you want to
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  Speaker 1: come over. You know, we gotta go out of the dinner.
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  Speaker 1: We know you're new to towns on and so forth
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  Speaker 1: whatever whatever. I'm like sure, because I'm not new to
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  Speaker 1: I'm new to the day area, so I'm like, hey, sure, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So we went out and they asked, you know, my
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  Speaker 1: preferences and stuff, and I was like, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a free spirit. So you know, once they led to
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  Speaker 1: another question was asked and we did in through the
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  Speaker 1: dare game at the table one they left another we
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  Speaker 1: have more shots of Tennessee, went back to their place,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, it was kind of like a fifty
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  Speaker 1: Shades of Great type situation. Keeping it clean and that thing.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I woke up, I had sugar and all
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  Speaker 1: on me and I was tied up halfway once you on,
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  Speaker 1: and I had to throw up and the kitchen sink
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  Speaker 1: was right there. I let it all out and got
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  Speaker 1: my shoe and I love and you know you had
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  Speaker 1: a good time. When you wake up with once you on,
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  Speaker 1: when you wake up, you have had a ball. Do
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  Speaker 1: you hear me? I'm just trying to take you and
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  Speaker 1: I actually enjoyed myself. I just hope I get this
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  Speaker 1: promotion this week. Is he the boss? Yeah? Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but really the area? So you know I'm the newest,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so yeah, yeah, that's my confession, y'all. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not proud of myself. I feel good, though I'm not
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  Speaker 1: proud you. Would you do it again, Sugar? I sure would,
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  Speaker 1: But if I do it again, it has to be
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  Speaker 1: with more people. Yes, Oh, sugar, girl, you have answered.
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  Speaker 1: You don't honestly who I've been looking for you? What
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  Speaker 1: you're doing this weekend? Tell me you're married? Shut up
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  Speaker 1: or cask I'm talking to sugar. Ain't nobody saying no,
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  Speaker 1: you know what? I would do it, but I'm diabetic
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  Speaker 1: and I can't mess with all. Right, Thank you, sugar,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you girl. A beautiful you get at the rage it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to line seven and talk quickly to James
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  Speaker 1: James Morning. You all doing. We're good. I mean, we
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  Speaker 1: got thirty seconds. Let's go, brother. Okay, so my weekend
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  Speaker 1: go question. I slept with a Trumpeter? Porter said, who trump? Trumpet?
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  Speaker 1: The porter? Okay, man, I don't know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I think I know what that means. Black and white white,
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  Speaker 1: you will be proud of me. How was did I
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  Speaker 1: know I was in trouble when she pulled out a
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  Speaker 1: bottle of Hennessy? I knew I was in trouble when
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  Speaker 1: I saw it every time. Oh my god, they keep
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  Speaker 1: then for the black people. All Right, we gotta go, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: house party. My girl was having a party, and I
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  Speaker 1: gotta get up at three o'clock in the morning. So
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  Speaker 1: a discussion broke out why the party was going on downstairs.
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  Speaker 1: He got heated upstairs, and I yelled out, well, damn it,
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  Speaker 1: when they're going home, we're a loud and apparently they
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  Speaker 1: heard it because the party broke up right after that. Jake,
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  Speaker 1: Whendy Wendy was over there. Wendy Williams was at the
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  Speaker 1: house at the time she was She hadn't been back
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  Speaker 1: since bless you have no idea? Why what said you think?
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  Speaker 1: But you ain't company though? Come come? I just why
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  Speaker 1: not at the house? I don't because my dad is
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  Speaker 1: not playing with people to be at my house. So
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  Speaker 1: you don't like people? Is that you just don't like them?
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  Speaker 1: You know? I don't. But you know what, surely you
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  Speaker 1: know what's the truth about. I believe it because Jay
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  Speaker 1: came into my dressing room last night at the comedy clip.
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  Speaker 1: But as soon as Jay walks in, man, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go in a minute. Man. He does not want to
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  Speaker 1: hang out too long. He see immediately, Hey Jake, what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Man? I can't believe you stop about Yeah, No,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go in a minute. That I just came
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  Speaker 1: back for. So I didn't want to say hello, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even need to sit down. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Well where is he going? Though? He he always wanted
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  Speaker 1: to be by himself somewhere. He doesn't like people. Jay,
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  Speaker 1: you don't like us, You don't like us. I love working,
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  Speaker 1: I love what I'm doing, I love entertaining. But at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, I just won't be home
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  Speaker 1: by myself. I told j I was in the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: He told me to get out. He didn't you stay
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  Speaker 1: back in the day, Steve came by your house, and
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  Speaker 1: you and Rashawn came by my house one time. They
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  Speaker 1: came to this day. Steve don't know that I was
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  Speaker 1: in the house that day. You don't. Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 1: that the ringing the door to Jay because they saw
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  Speaker 1: the card that could hit the TV going. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want I asked him to come over there.
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  Speaker 1: That is so crazy in the world crazy. You don't
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  Speaker 1: like company because I'm in the exact opposite. I love company. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I lived in my house every day. I think when
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  Speaker 1: you have kids, it's it's inevitable. Don't like unexpected company.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I don't like. Yeah, my cousin come over
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  Speaker 1: all the time. You don't never company. To me, a
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  Speaker 1: company is unexpected. All right, guys, we gotta wrap up
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