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Happiness, MTH, Family JRAP, Best Sandwiches EVER and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in its true good Steve listening together, Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join Jo. You gotta do that turn you're
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  Speaker 1: going to do. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't got to turn them out to turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water go. Come come on your bad huh?
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  Speaker 1: I show will good morning everybody you are listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, come on deem me now, one and only.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show, I said every day
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  Speaker 1: because God been good to me. God has done some
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  Speaker 1: things in my life that's truly been just amazing. It
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  Speaker 1: really amazing. Ain't even really the word. They don't really
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  Speaker 1: have a word for what He's done for me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just out of superlatives. That's why I said every day.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show because God is in
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  Speaker 1: a blessing business. Yeah it is. God. God can help
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  Speaker 1: you turn your life around. Did you hear me? God
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  Speaker 1: can help you turn your life around. Whatever you're going through,
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  Speaker 1: God has an answer for it. See. But it's the
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  Speaker 1: going through that gets us though, ain't it? Because I
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  Speaker 1: was having a moment yesterday, and I set my wife down.
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  Speaker 1: I said, Babe, I just need to talk to him.
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  Speaker 1: Going through a little bit right now. I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to share what I'm a little down right now. My
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  Speaker 1: wife reminded me. She just reminded me, just see this
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  Speaker 1: what a man. That's what a good mate does. A
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  Speaker 1: good mate reminds you just of things that sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: forget when you get off track. Because you know, I
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  Speaker 1: consider myself a motivational type person. I try to listen
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  Speaker 1: to people and then give them something I've learned along
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  Speaker 1: the way on this journey I've been on. I try
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  Speaker 1: to give a person a takeaway. But even being that person,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I get off track myself. I get a little
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  Speaker 1: a little low. Sometimes, you know, I get a little down.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I sometimes I forget some of the stuff I say.
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  Speaker 1: And ain't that I forget it. I guess I just
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  Speaker 1: get caught up in the grind of doing it, and
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I get a little off course and I forget
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  Speaker 1: some of the things that my wife or a mate
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  Speaker 1: can be good for you to remind you. And she
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  Speaker 1: just says, Steve, God got us. She said, have you
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  Speaker 1: ever known to stead every time you get in a spot,
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  Speaker 1: and she say, and I know how you must feel,
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  Speaker 1: because you out here working and and then you keep
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  Speaker 1: turning around and and and and old stuff keep popping up,
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  Speaker 1: and you get a call from your accounting and hit
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  Speaker 1: this then went wrong, and not then when you steady
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  Speaker 1: trying to fix it, but you steady going wild? Man,
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  Speaker 1: what does this? She say? But you ever noticed he
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  Speaker 1: always always, no matter what, provide a way. And he
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  Speaker 1: ain't ever too late, or you might be going the
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  Speaker 1: deadline is approaching. The deadline can come and pass, but
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  Speaker 1: then they have a grace period for you. And then
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  Speaker 1: sometimes man, it's just you go down now after the
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  Speaker 1: grace period and they take the payment anywhere and you're
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  Speaker 1: good anyway. But see, ain't that God bringing you through it?
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  Speaker 1: It may not be when you want it, but he
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  Speaker 1: right on time. Jazz before you get put out, jazz
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  Speaker 1: before they turn. Maybe they cut the lights off, but
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  Speaker 1: you get it back on. Jess Folk company come or
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  Speaker 1: just before the weekend, get here. See he always comes
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  Speaker 1: through for you. And she had to remind me of
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  Speaker 1: that what you're going through is necessary. Look, circumstance and
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  Speaker 1: hardships and pitfalls are always untimely. If you keep the
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  Speaker 1: law of attraction and play. If you keep believing that,
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  Speaker 1: that's that He gonna see you through this, just like
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  Speaker 1: he do when you don't believe it. That's what the
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  Speaker 1: old part is though, ain't it. Ain't God brought you
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  Speaker 1: through even when you didn't really had a faith to
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  Speaker 1: say he was gonna bring you through. But because of
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  Speaker 1: grace and mercy he brought you through anyway. But because
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  Speaker 1: you forgot to thank him, or you didn't pay attention
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  Speaker 1: through to come through, you just was telling people, oh, man,
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  Speaker 1: of you to see me. It was so jacked up. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I was so turned up. I ain't know what I
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  Speaker 1: was donna do. I almost got put out. I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna see keyword almost, And you forgot that part right there.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was look like I won man and
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  Speaker 1: death and seemed like every month I go through this
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  Speaker 1: same thing and then da yeah. Then somebody ought to
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  Speaker 1: just say, did you pay it? Yeah? I paid it?
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  Speaker 1: Did you get put out? Now? I'm cool? See some
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  Speaker 1: see you need somebody on your shoulder to say that
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  Speaker 1: to you, and then you need somebody to come right
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  Speaker 1: behind him and go, man, ain't God good? Really? Man?
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  Speaker 1: That's how this works. See you keep getting in situations,
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  Speaker 1: but He keep getting you out. Now if you jump, look,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. Hold on. Let's say you in the
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  Speaker 1: frying pan and the skillet and all is up and
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  Speaker 1: you and that frying and you uncomfortable being fried God somehow.
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  Speaker 1: Or let's just say you managed to get out of
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  Speaker 1: the hot grease in the frying pan, and you standing
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  Speaker 1: that next to the skillet, looking at the fire, continue
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  Speaker 1: to heat the grease, you get out, and then for
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  Speaker 1: some unexplainable reason, you dives right on back in there.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't that how we usually do it? I'm just asking you, God,
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  Speaker 1: get you away from the man you've been asking to
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  Speaker 1: get away from. Then you go right back over there
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  Speaker 1: and start seeing him again. It's amazing how many times
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  Speaker 1: God get us out the fire and we walked right
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  Speaker 1: back in there. Ain't it amazing? Man? I mean, really, man,
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  Speaker 1: see this high break life down for me so I
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  Speaker 1: don't get over here stuck on, stupid with myself, and
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  Speaker 1: then get to doing something ignorant like blaming God, when really, man,
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  Speaker 1: God has given us, as human beings, the power of decision,
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  Speaker 1: and we all make decisions. How many times? Man? See?
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's a blessing and getting locked up. You can
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  Speaker 1: ask a lot of caps I know, man to tell
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  Speaker 1: you it was a blessing for me, man, because I
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  Speaker 1: was just headed the wrong way, steady, but he locked
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  Speaker 1: me up. Setting me down made me miss my family,
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  Speaker 1: miss being out here, being a free man, made me
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  Speaker 1: realize that my family was important. Made me. Man, really
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  Speaker 1: see this girl for what she was. When I get out, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a straight and narrow Well, then when you
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  Speaker 1: get out, See you can't be talking about no. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't find no job. Now I'm gonna go and
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  Speaker 1: do what I gotta do. No, no, no, no, no, partner,
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  Speaker 1: you got to do now what you're supposed to do.
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  Speaker 1: See that don't do what you gotta do got you
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  Speaker 1: in trouble in the first place. See everybody, see see
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  Speaker 1: the hood got a lot of ignorant rules. We didn't
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  Speaker 1: create it. I gotta do what I gotta do. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta feed my family. Well, the only reason you gotta
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  Speaker 1: do what you gotta do is because you didn't do
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  Speaker 1: what you were supposed to do. See if you just
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  Speaker 1: went on to school like your mama kept telling you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I was watching forty eight hours yesterday and
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  Speaker 1: the dude named Nesto was on that and Nesto Latino
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  Speaker 1: do said, Man, my mother told me quit hanging with
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  Speaker 1: these guys. They were going nothing but trouble. I should
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  Speaker 1: have listened to her. He doing thirty years right now.
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  Speaker 1: You can't blame God. That's why I talk to myself
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  Speaker 1: this way, so I don't get stupid and start shifting
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  Speaker 1: to blame the wrong way when it's really on me.
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  Speaker 1: How many times has God got you out of something
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  Speaker 1: and you walk right back into it? Man, why don't
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  Speaker 1: you take these blessings God give you and going about
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  Speaker 1: your business? That be the best way to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think That's what I think? So I thank
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  Speaker 1: God my wife for reminding me that God got us anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that God gonna pull you through anyway that. Have you noticed, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: we ain't lost a beat. Oh. I know it's hard
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  Speaker 1: out here, but really you ain't lost a beat. You're
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  Speaker 1: still moving forward, You're still dressing nice, you still look
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  Speaker 1: good when you come into that job. Everybody don't got
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  Speaker 1: to know you. Your house is in bad shaping. All
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  Speaker 1: that God got you, man, if you just hold your
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  Speaker 1: head up, man, quit complaining all the time about what
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got, And as in words of my daddy's
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  Speaker 1: slick Harvey, stop talking about what you ain't got and
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  Speaker 1: take a good look at what you do. God, that's
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  Speaker 1: improper grammar, but that always stuck with me, and maybe
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  Speaker 1: it'll stick with you. Quit talking about and look at
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  Speaker 1: what you ain't got to take a good look at
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  Speaker 1: what you do. God, you're listening, show, ladies, gentlemen, everybody listening.
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  Speaker 1: I need your attention for this simple, very simple, but
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  Speaker 1: factual announcement. Today is the day that the Lord has made.
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  Speaker 1: Let us rejoice and be glad in it. It's a
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  Speaker 1: very simple scripture. It means so much to me. I
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  Speaker 1: would invite you to just do the same. It's a deal.
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  Speaker 1: Today is all we really have. The past belongs to history,
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  Speaker 1: the future belongs to God. We have today. You should
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  Speaker 1: rejoice and be glad in it because this is yours.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they call it the present, because it's an
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  Speaker 1: unwrapped gift. It's the present, This is yours, this is ours.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get in. Welcome to the Steve Harper Martins Show,
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  Speaker 1: Charley Strawberry, Caller forem Mississippi Monica Junior, Better Notice, Kids,
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  Speaker 1: and the legend of nephew Tommy yours truly, Junior, What
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  Speaker 1: boy tell you what I remember one of your most
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  Speaker 1: famous jokes? Will it turner? I give my money? I
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  Speaker 1: saw the other day. Man, Man, what lisz have you
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  Speaker 1: gone through to get your money? If somebody don't have
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey money, what liszt have you been through? I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you one of the biggest impacts, one of
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  Speaker 1: the moments. It's the true story. I got paid in
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  Speaker 1: Arkansas one night and we were performing at this comedy
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  Speaker 1: club that was upstairs on the second floor had a
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  Speaker 1: bar in it. I kind of stayed till the show
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  Speaker 1: was over, talking to some of the bar tenders and waitresses,
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  Speaker 1: and I put my little cash in a bag, which
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  Speaker 1: was seven hundred and fifty dollars, and I'm walking because
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  Speaker 1: I could walk across the street to the condo that
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  Speaker 1: they let the comedian stay in. And I come downstairs
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  Speaker 1: and I'm walking across the parking lot and this dude
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  Speaker 1: runs up behind me and grabs me from behind, and
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  Speaker 1: I kind of turned that I could see the waitresses
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  Speaker 1: upstairs on the balcony what I had just left, and
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  Speaker 1: they was talking and laughing. So I thought it was
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  Speaker 1: one of the little bartenders playing. You know how they play.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really play like that, you know how how
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  Speaker 1: he I go along with it. But a pickup truck,
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  Speaker 1: he grabs me from behind. It was kind of tight,
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  Speaker 1: but I said, okay, that's how he's trying to play.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't strong enough to toss me, but he was
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  Speaker 1: holding me. A pickup truck pulls up right in front
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  Speaker 1: of me, and the dude jumps out the truck and
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  Speaker 1: it's charging at me. Now. Right then the hood in
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  Speaker 1: me goes off. Yeah. I don't know if they still playing,
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  Speaker 1: but it don't look like playing to me. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna act like it ain't no play game no more.
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  Speaker 1: I put my chain on my chest and threw my
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  Speaker 1: head back into his face as hard as I could,
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  Speaker 1: bust his nose. But here the dude come, the little
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  Speaker 1: white dude gonna bend over and charge me. And that
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  Speaker 1: was where quicker then I was in my thirties. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: bending over charging me, that's a mistake. I put this
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  Speaker 1: knee in your chin. Come to find out they was
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  Speaker 1: robbing me. Oh dog, I was. You ain't got no gun,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got no knife, y'all ain't strong, y'all ain't coordinated.
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  Speaker 1: You robbing me? Yeah, you ain't got none of qualification, boy,
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  Speaker 1: and you can't fight. You win here you get my
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  Speaker 1: seven fifty. All right, it's a nice day at the outside.
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  Speaker 1: Nice activity. Right after the show, still had my hands.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Lord, coming up at thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour. Run that prank back right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show the nephew is here to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back? What you got for us, niff, You prayed
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  Speaker 1: for a job. I'm onka Hello, I'm trying to read
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  Speaker 1: a Carol and please listen. Caro, Hi, Carolin, listen. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Lawrence. Lawrence. I actually go to the same
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  Speaker 1: church you do. I saw you last Sunday where you
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  Speaker 1: stood up in the church and I heard that you
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  Speaker 1: were talking about you going through some bad times or
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  Speaker 1: your job supposedly got rid of the department that you're
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  Speaker 1: in and you were now seeking a new type of work.
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  Speaker 1: Am I right? I just just work period because you're
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  Speaker 1: looking for a new occupation and you I was there
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  Speaker 1: when you asked everybody to pray for you. Have you
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  Speaker 1: have you found anything yet? I have? I've been praying
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  Speaker 1: up and we prayed again today. I asked for the
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  Speaker 1: churches prayers again today. And the thing's gonna work out
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  Speaker 1: because you know, he said you take one stuff, he's
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  Speaker 1: gonna take two. That's right. I'm prof and I know
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  Speaker 1: what's going to happen. I know. Well, listen, I think
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  Speaker 1: I may be able to be of some help to you.
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  Speaker 1: I actually owned my own company, and I'm thinking that
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  Speaker 1: you could be the perfect person for a position that
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  Speaker 1: I have available. Now, what what type of work were
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  Speaker 1: you doing in the past. Give me some of your qualification.
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  Speaker 1: I'm executive secretary, administrative assistance, anything like that, Kase ever
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  Speaker 1: was a minute? Uh even take the old star shorthand
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  Speaker 1: often do at all? You just said what you need
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  Speaker 1: and I can do it. Take care of your executives
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  Speaker 1: to come through the office, anything that's needed, travel expenses,
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  Speaker 1: That's what I do. Okay. What type of hours are
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  Speaker 1: you used to? Working? Nine to five? Sometimes I'll come
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  Speaker 1: in at Hey, I'll have a problem to coming at eight.
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming even earlier if you need me to come
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  Speaker 1: in earlier. Are you opposed to working at night? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm working at night. I mean it
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  Speaker 1: just it just appens, you know, right, my burgers can't
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  Speaker 1: be choosing I ask him and being given to me. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: what kind of hours you looking at? I have a
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  Speaker 1: I have an offer for you that it would be Thursday,
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  Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday night. You will only be working three
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  Speaker 1: days a week for me, okay, just from I was
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  Speaker 1: looking for sever a female out of the female days,
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  Speaker 1: and he like full time. I have a family. Well
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  Speaker 1: do it to day right right, I understand, but listen,
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  Speaker 1: I think the actual mount will suffice for that. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna offer you seven hundred and fifty dollars per
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  Speaker 1: night for three nights a week. That's that's two thousand,
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars for for for those three
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  Speaker 1: days for one week. Seven hundred and fifty dollars a
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  Speaker 1: night and something you're making a week now and if
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  Speaker 1: you do the math on that, that adds up to
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  Speaker 1: about nine thousand dollars for a month to betro. But
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  Speaker 1: now I put a rising. Was I turned it earlier?
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  Speaker 1: That's we expectedly. I did it from a seven hundred
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  Speaker 1: fifty dollars A nine meaning the books, you know, because
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  Speaker 1: I drive the accounting too. Well, let me say this now.
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  Speaker 1: The reason why I say it's at night is because
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  Speaker 1: I own a nightclub and and you would be working
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  Speaker 1: at the nightclub for me. So you would put in
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  Speaker 1: about four or five hours every night, and and for
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  Speaker 1: three nights a week like I stayed at Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: And and of course I'll play your seven hundred fifty mint.
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  Speaker 1: Of fact, I'll actually pay you your first two weeks
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  Speaker 1: in advance. And I know, I'm sure you you know
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  Speaker 1: you've you've lost your balance. You need to get back
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  Speaker 1: on your feet and everything. Yes, yes, yes, okay, Um,
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  Speaker 1: so so you know I'll be doing it today. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure like I can do office work. I'm good like accounting.
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  Speaker 1: You tell me a front door. I think that keep
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  Speaker 1: your books going right? Well, no, not necessarily. I don't
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  Speaker 1: need you to work to the front door. Um. I'm
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  Speaker 1: actually gonna have you in the club working, okay. So, um,
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  Speaker 1: I mean how are you how's your physical condition? Are
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  Speaker 1: you able to get around? And you don't get tired quick?
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  Speaker 1: Do you? Now? You're in good physical shape? Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: don't keep tied quick at all. You need to do
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  Speaker 1: something like being able to bartenders or something to work
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  Speaker 1: to the body. Make sure of money's now, nobody's selling
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  Speaker 1: money from your something. No. No, no, you're not at
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  Speaker 1: the ball either. See because what I'm gonna do now,
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  Speaker 1: have you ever done anything like, you know, anything close
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  Speaker 1: to dance or anything like that. Have you done that
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  Speaker 1: in the past? Yeah, I do live ballet when I
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  Speaker 1: was younger. Uh, drill squat cheering. I mean you go
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  Speaker 1: out ever watching the while you do the dancing here
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  Speaker 1: and there. Okay, okay, well that's good because see, what
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  Speaker 1: what I wanted you to do is I want you
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  Speaker 1: to do a little bit of dancing in the club.
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  Speaker 1: You have something like ballroom dancing or something that you
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  Speaker 1: need to teach it. I don't know how to do
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  Speaker 1: the ball room. I can't work with nobody on that
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that. No, I'm not asking you to do
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  Speaker 1: any ballroom dancing anything like that. What I need you
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  Speaker 1: to do, I want you to dance on the pole
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  Speaker 1: on the post. See I have a strip club. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to dance on the pole Potter Dancing Party. Well,
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  Speaker 1: actually I own um the silk Stocking, which is a
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  Speaker 1: strip club. I'm not a stilk stocking. Look that has me.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want you must the mother body. You can
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  Speaker 1: say that. Paul, listen with your name. You can shut
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  Speaker 1: up that pole up here. Let's watch your mind. But
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  Speaker 1: don't you want to make this money? I got seven
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars a night for you. I don't
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: need some money. Tell me right now you're a polar bears.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: You can put third pole and shot up to be.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: You have no business calling me about no birth. I
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: my pardon, I church. I'm trying to get you a job.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Maybe they told me that you was in need of
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: a job, so I'm just trying to need that. I'm
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: not a need a retur job. I'm not needing no jows.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I'm taking out my boy. I'm drawing some more day
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: brought wind at birth. I'm ody. Paul's wan't you okay?
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: What if I bumped up to a dollar? No, I
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: don't take you two, three fot five. Thus now I'm
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: taking my drows off and I want you on that pole.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna see my church in church, I need three.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Let's say you need to be out of me talking
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: about you guys. Noticing right here when I have to
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: see you bad church next Sunday church, I think, don't
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: you come up to me and saying moh to me,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: because if I'm a bustling, I'm coming as you and
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: went down where you get your butt on the pole.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: What let me say this to you? Are you listening
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: to me? Wait just a minute, caroly I want to
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: say this. This is Nephew Timing from the ste Harvey
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your cousin Ravenna.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I need some money. You little pole work ain't gonna
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: hurt nobody. You know what I'm saying, Just a little
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: pole work. She wouldn't have that at all. Bankers can't
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: be too You need a job in the pole. It's
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: calling all right, something fifty. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Right now it is time to ask the CLO chief
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This one's from Zoe and Louisiana.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Zoe writes, my mother has been married to my stepfather
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: for seven years, but I caught her and my biological
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: father in the showers Sunday night. I stopped by her
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: house after she told me she wasn't feeling well. I
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: walked in the bathroom, but they didn't see me, so
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I bolted out of the house. Should I tell them
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: what I saw or not. That is a question. Well,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I don't think you should. I mean, you saw it,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: What business is it of yours? I'm just trying to
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: figure it out. What is this your mama? Your mama
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: been mad to your stepdaddy for seven years. You walked
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: in and you saw her in a shower with your daddy.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: They haven't done that before. Mama, just catching up, that's all, that's,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: of course, But what would she say? Though? There's nothing
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: you can't Mama? I saw you in that with daddy,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: And how that sound I do with you? The fact
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: that that ain't her husband right now? That ain't none
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: of your business. Yeah, See, this is life. All is
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: what you ain't gonna ever do. I remember one time
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: my brothers was talking to me. I was about nine,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: ten years old, and I heard him, my two big brothers,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: talking about girls and what they was doing. And I said,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: out loud, I never do that with a girl. Don't
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: looked at me and said, if you don't shut your
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: dumb hands up, I said, boy, you don't. You ain't
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: even had a girl yet. When you get a girl,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: boy too, you ain't fit to do this with no girl. Boy,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: you I can't even tell you what they told me,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: but it turned out to be so true. Okay, okay,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: all right, karma and Oxford writes, my boyfriend is on
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: a health kick and always on my case about eating
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: junk food. I saw a Kroger receipt in his car
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: and he had bought a snicker and a coke. I
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: jokingly told him that I found the receipt, and he
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: got mad and said, I can't be trusted because I
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: went through his personal belongings. Was it really that serious?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Hell no, hell no, that asis? And what he tripping for?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Is he that big of a liar where he want
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: to maintain the heat healthy all the time. Let me
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: tell you something. I don't know a living soul that
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: eats perfectly healthy all the time. No, it's hard to
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: turn down a snicker. I sat down with a vegan.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Have known this brother to be a vegan for years.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: His ass was eating chicken ways with me one day.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: A vegan yeah, and he told me, he said, hey, man,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I just man, I'm gonna try. Hain't had one one,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: and they smelled so good. I didn't judge him. I
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: thought you was vegan. You are a vegan, But all
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: that dog. Now, I ain't saying vegans is eating meat,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: because a lot of them ain't. But you eat unhealthy foods.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Vegan's gonna eat some unhealthy time. And I got some
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: news for you too. All vegan food ain't that good
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: for you. Some of the stuff is excessive in a
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: lot of areas. So if any any if you once
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: you overdo anything, it's bad for you. Do you know
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: you can drink too much water? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: so you know, go ahead, all right? Moving on to
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Ella in Kansas. Ella says, I'm a sixty six year
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: old single woman and I met a man that's my age.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: But he's a lot to handle in the bedroom. He's
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: on the pills that give you vitality and he doesn't
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: need any help with that at all time. Huh. Go ahead.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Every time I turn around, he's got that thing of
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: his out pointing it at me. Please he wo hey,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: what summer down? Yeah? Yeah, too much, it's too much.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Go Ellen. You can stop seeing him. You can stop
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: seeing him. Now, there's the other side to that coin.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Now you can be one of the old ass dudes
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: where the peel don't work or don't nothing work, and
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: then y'all just sitting up there, knitting front, poach front poach,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: sitting up that doing stuff. He don't even really careful,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you know, making dolls, making doll you know, take this gift,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: this glorious gift. You can play the hoki poking, you know,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: you know, y'all key, y'all get you know, look little
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: little look, look, you know you're old. You need some activities.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Well you know what he ain't for you? Then gone back.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: You like being single, you're sixty six, Go ahead, yeah,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: he's sixty six. He finn't get this right though. She
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: just wants him to simmer dock load and five ain't
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: no simming down. So that's it. Believe him. She can't, Hanley,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: she wants him to simmer down. Yeah, but I'm but
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now because I got a
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: lot of friends, and I know they don't had many
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: discussions about these peel. Listen to me. You build up
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: a tolerance. If you keep on, you're gonna build up
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: a tolerance. What used to be one pill gonna have
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: to be two pells. And if you're getting the prescription,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: feel then pills. It's expensive. There's two thousand dollars pells
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Now he gonna keep on. He's gonna buy himself out.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Now he gonna mess rob. He gonna buy himself out
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: to situation. That's an expensive prices ass I own out.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, he got it all. Hang on in there,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: he got it out, all right. Here we go sheersia
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: and Lexington says, I'm twenty seven years old and I'm
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: dating a man that just got married. He was a
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: single dad when we met, and he never told me
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: he was getting married. The wife moved in with him,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: and he introduced me as the babysitter. I love his kid,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: and I think I can remain professional and keep the job.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Should I quit or stay? Girl, it's no way you're
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to keep this up. You think that
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: woman is a fool. You think she ain't gonna know.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: You think the dude you're dating is that brilliant. His
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: dumbass talking about you the babysitter. What what the babysitter?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: You gonna get tired and looking at the babysitter look
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: like you. You gonna get tired of being the babysitter.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: He gonna leave something somewhere. This is this is a disaster.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Waiting to happen. The kid don't say something, nah, Mama,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: when you ain't here, Daddy be coming back home. They
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: be in the dear room. All right, thank you. Feel
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. I want to be happy. We
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: talk about it all the time. I just want to
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: be happy. I just want to be happy. Well, you
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: know what it's. It's be yourself. According to a new
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: survey of two thousand Americans, people think the key to
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: being successful and being I mean to being blissful is
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: a mix of being true to yourself and spending time
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: with your family. Steve, and that old saying that money
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: can't buy happiness is reflected on this list. Huh, excuse me,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: you had something gonna say that's what make you happy.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go from ten to one. Okay, number number ten,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: they asked two thousand Americans. One of the biggest fights.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I saw that the domino table in my daddy back yard.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: All right, remember number ten. If you want to be happy,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: spend time with a pet. Pet Hu. Pets bring people
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of happiness. No, no, no, I know who,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: they asked. Now, go ahead. Number nine. Spend time outside.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Spend time outside, you know, around nature around nature. Like
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: name you live in the projects, Okay, you know what's
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: out in that nature? Next question number eight. This came
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: in very low on the list. Sex. Yes, eight, that's eight.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: That's eight, you think, Yeah, all right. Number seven keeping
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: your house, your space clean and organized. I like that one.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Keeping a clean house. Yeah, that's over sex. What what
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I got? Had six on a pile of dirty close Yes,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: number six and I bunched them up into base. Number six.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Spending time with your friends that makes you happy. Number five.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Listening to what six weeks? Yeah, and the clean out
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Number six, I mean number five listening to music. Listening
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: to music that makes you happy? Yeah. Number four taking
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: time for yourself every single day. Now you do that, Steve,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I know you do. I need Yeah. Number six good
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: for you, but it really was to day you still
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: confused right now? Yeah, we're doing all right. So Number
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: three getting a quality nights sleep or getting enough sleep.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: That that makes you happy? Yeah, I don't make me happy.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Number two. Watching TV shows or movies now that makes
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you happy? Movie yeah? Action movie yeah? Yeah? Now like
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: forty eight hours old that makes you happy? Watching a
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: lock up raw extended stay that makes you happy glad,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm, I'm glad, I'm free. Wow man,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: thank you? Okay, okay, all right? The number one, number
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: one thing that makes you happy? Hold one, Well, I'm
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: gonna write it out for Junior. We've already talked about it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Oh cool, you got a lot of it. Yeah, spending
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: time with family, not on Not one thing on that
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: list says money, not one thing. I don't have all
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: this but can't go nowhere. You just broke at the family,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: but money ain't in there at all at all. Okay,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: let me go over something. Okay, who as first of all,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: let's just use money compared to all these. Number ten
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: was what Sirley? Spending time with the pets, Steve, And
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: if you ain't got no money, what kind of pet that? Snails?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Are ants? What? What is you got grasshoppers? What is
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: you doing for? Michael Jackson had a mouse? Remember that? Okay?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: One else? Spending time outside in nature. If you ain't
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: got no money, where is you going that? You might have?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Just go sit on your steps? All right? Keeping it
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: mad with money? What's it? Never? Eight? Having sex? Now
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: you know how much you can have when you got money? Man, Okay,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: go ahead. Number seven, keeping your house and your space
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: clean and organized. I love money by housekeeper. Let's go.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Spending time with friends. Money get you better friends to music,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: listening to music, coldest bone box in the world, coast money,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: taking time for yourself every day, time with myself, looking
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: at my account, getting the quality night sleep, Steve, I
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: sleep better, O money sleep better right after six. But
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: number two watching TV shows and movies that tymes. TVs
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: you can get in your house and you got no money,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: you can put them on all your TV to fighting everything. Yeah,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: you can have a movie screening room in your home. Okay,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: you got spending time with your family. You don't really
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: know that's what Yeah again I saw that. That's what
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: makes you happy. Man, if you met my sister, you
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna do that. Don't say that that boy
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: can talk about your Why you think I'm alway with y'all? Hey,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: let me tell you this too. What when we had
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: our kids joined us on our vacation this year. Yes,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: it's the most fun I've had many really really enjoyed
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: my kids because they've grown now, they ain't as stupid
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: as they used to be. Seriously, man, as you sit
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: there and listening to them talk, and I would walk
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: off and just go and get a cigar and go. Man,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I have failed them as a family because the people
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: in that other room they cannot beat my kids. It's
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: nice when they come back around, Isn't it just to
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: put a little light on parenting? Hanging there with your kids,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: because eventually they're gonna get it. They're gonna get They're
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: gonna all come around. Pop. I saw what you was
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: trying to tell me. Man, Thank you, stupid, they all
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: come around. Thank you for saying that. Everybody keeps telling
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: me that. All right, how do they come around round
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the corner? Now? Man, They're gonna come around, all of
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: them come around. Yeah we did. We came around. We
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: were crazy. All right. We'll have more of the Steve
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: to Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time now for
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather be stuck on an
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: island for eternity all on your own, all on your own,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: or would you rather be stuck on an island for
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: eternity with someone you hate? M Oh yeah, give me be,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. We'd be because me and me and
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: me and him going ahead to work through some things
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: so we can survive this thing that's about to talk
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: to hope it's of me and huh yeah yeah, be
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: for me. I'm gonna drive myself crazy about my dam
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Now I got to hit. I'll be I'm on the island.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Now tell me with all those people in your head, man, please,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I got to I got to do b I got
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: to hear somebody. I can talk to you, even we
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: don't like it till I got to hell somebody. All right,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: take it back to your school days. Would you rather
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: be prom king or valedictorian? Oh? Prom king? Feeling to
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: be valid victorian? That would have ruined my whole high
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: school experience. All that scaddy and this stuff, well you
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: know the stuff, how to miss trying to get this
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: A on this test. I don't give a damn by
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: no A on no tests. Man. I got to get
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: out here learn these social skills, he all as. Yeah,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: do you know what that would have took out of me? Man?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: In order for me to get all a's in high school,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I'd have had to sell my bike. I'd have had
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: a withdrawal from all extra curriculum. Ax activities. I'd have
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: to stop playing sports. I'd have to what else I
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: got that give? I couldn't have no girlfriend girl. I
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: didn't have a whole lot of success then, but most
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: of my time with women was spent trying. The success
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: ratio that wasn't high at all, but the effort I
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: had to put in just to talk to one or
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: started on. Yeah, this prom season right now, Yeah, I was.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I was. That's a touch of something. I was a
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: runner up. I didn't win. I couldn't get black back then, lost, lost, lost.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: He wasn't voting. Yeah but you went to school. But
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: but see Timy you he was after me. You was
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: a school white kids. Yeah. But but but I couldn't
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: get the black keys to vote. That was my problem.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: So you look at things to change. We're voting now.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: We're voting now. Yes, we are voting now. All right, um,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to morning show. Come on,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Steve introduced Jay, It's time for murder another hit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: take a fence. I take a fence. I know you do.
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  Speaker 1: Take total and we all probably gonna take after Yes,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: So now ladies and Gentlemen's time for murder the hits
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  Speaker 1: with one of the best us and regretful decisions I've
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: ever made. Ladies, gentlemen, Okay, see you now. This is
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: the song is not thank you, The song is not
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: that bad today. I'm not I'm not really insulting anyone.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Am I actually making a dedication. The song is dedicated
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: to all the side dads, all the hot poppers, all
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: the sugar daddies, blend the daddy. It's time for you
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: to step up and help out. And I took took
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Erica Baudu song. I can make you put your phone
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  Speaker 1: down and and to say a message to what you
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  Speaker 1: need to do to help out. Check it out. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go. I can help you with the school clowns clowns.
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  Speaker 1: I can have you. I can have you. I can
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: have you with school clowns clowns. I cann have you
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: with them school clowns, clowns. I can't have you. I
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: can't have you. I can have you with them school
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: clothes clowns. If I can get your kids some fool shoes, Oh,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: I can get them. I can get them. I can
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: get your kids in school shoes. If I can get
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: them penning paper. Oh, I can get the mine get them.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I can get them penning paper. Yea yeah, I can
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: get your kids backpack right back. If I get a
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: little bitty and new school bookies. Now am I getting
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: that cookie? I can get your kids some bus fan. Oh,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I can get it. Ever, and I can get your
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: kids some bus fan. If this goes out to all
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: them brothers out there, go get that. Can you help
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: me in call, especially around back in school, help me.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I can get it if I get it. Simple, I
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: can get it. I get it, I get it, don't
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: get it. I ain't with it, very simple, very simple.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: It wor time I've ever heard bookies. Sometimes you got
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: to force the work. I can get it if I
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, that change ain't no robbery. Change change
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: ain't no robbery right that time of year. Because they
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: were getting that to help me, they don't get thought
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: out there, show me on the show. Oh yeah, I
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: can't help you with your stool clothes, little man, be
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: dressed girls, yeah, looking just like just like it. They
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: always looked like who bout the cloths that I know
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: you did? Cute man. Yeah, don't you call me your
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: holl you walk into your room calling your daddy. A
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: girl to that one time boy? Girl, do that me
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: have her? A little boy three years old? This girl
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: the boy came the sa Hey, daddy, I ain't got
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: no kid. I'm so scared at that. Yeah, I got
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I got him. Never went back and she was fine too.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing to help nobody with. Coming up next, nephew,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: tell me's prank phone call. We'll be back. You're listening
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: to show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Subject you're single unless you're married. Uh, that's it. You're
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: single and unless you're married. Right now, the nephew is
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What you got for
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: his neph Yo house is my house? Well, then your
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: house mortgage is my house. Got one for you right here,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: let's go, cat Dove. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Russell. Yeah,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: this is However Russell. I'm Isaiah. I'm a a realator
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: real estate and I'm trying to do some schematics. I'm
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: thinking I'm I'm calling the right house. I'm not quite sure.
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  Speaker 1: Are you West Dixie Road? Uh? Yeah, that's how many
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: square feet is your house? If you don't mind me asking, Uh,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: it's about thirty five square feet. I don't know this
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: is the right house or not. Is this you have
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: a deck out in the back of all weather type
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: of deck out in the back? Yeah? I do what
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: do you? What do you? What do you? What's this about? Okay,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: if you don't mind me, Russell, how long have you
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: lived there? Yeah? Man, I've already asked you twice, and
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: you're asking me for like pros information on my CREB.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: It's just a reference to Okay, Well, like I said,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I'm a realator and I'm trying to get ahead of
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: some things that's going on. And you're well, it's been
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: brought to my attention that your house is going to
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: be it's going into foreclosure. It's gonna be on the
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: on the market in the next two to three weeks.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: So I wanted to make sure I was getting the
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: right house, and I wanted to make sure you got
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: the wrong house. My my my house is not going
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: and foreclosure. I'm up to date. I'm good. So you
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: got you definitely got the wrong house. Okay, hang on
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: so West Dixie Road, And like you said square feet.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: This is a two car garage, right, I don't know.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know what information you're getting. But when it
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: comes to my name in my crib and what's going
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: on with my bills and all that, I'm up to
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: date and I'm fine. So you got the wrong information,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: you got the wrong the wrong person, or the wrong
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: information on the right house, whatever it is. But this
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: is not My house is definitely not going in the
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: foreclosure bills like it's my woman, you get me so
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I So. My whole thing is is I don't even
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: know why you're calling. My house is definitely not for sale.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: It's now or not on for going a foreclosure. I'm
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: not behind all my bills, sir. I'm telling you what
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: my books say, and this is all I'm looking at,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: legitimate legal paper money. Yo. What I'm trying to tell
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you is this, I don't care about your bucks. Read
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: what I'm read, Read what I'm writing to you. I'm
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: up to date on my mortgage. You're just the realtor soul.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: My whole thing is, you're not nobody's selling my house.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: My house is now Okay, no, no, let's let's back up.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Let's go back to you just the real You're not
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: gonna talk to me like that. Now, I'm a realtor
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: and I'm a person. That's that's that's on top of
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: my game. Your house is going into foreclosure. Now you
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: can be a denial if you want to be. But
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get on top of everything and
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: get you know, try to sell the house as soon
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: as it hits the market. So I know what I'm not.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: You don't know, my man. Look, it's not thinking the
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: foreclosure dude. So so so if I'm looking at paperwork here,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: why am I looking at paperwork that has your address
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: on it? Sir? That's not like a personal problem. I
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: obviously you now top your well, you know, the personal
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: problem is gonna be yours when they when they come
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: put you out your house. This is foreclosure. That's your address. Man. Yo,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Look I try to tell you, man, don't knock on
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: my door, call my don't call none of that. Nobody's
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: coming to my house knocking on the door, trying to
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: put me out of my house. And on top of
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: that before closure takes a long time. Well, that's what
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I mean. This is, this is, this is, this has
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: been in there a long time. It's coming up in
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: the next couple of weeks. That's what I'm telling you.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: What paperwork do you have? I am looking at what bank?
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: What do you even even know what bank did? Is
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: it's telling the house or trying to put me in foreclosures?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Are you with do you? Are you with first five deality?
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: That's not a concern. Okay, will you just asked me, sir,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: you just asked me. That's what's on this paperwork and
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: the foreclosures. You got the wrong paperwork when you have
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: the wrong hand dress and taps to somebody else's. Shoot, Okay,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: this is your address. It is the right square footage,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: it is the right hand set entertaining you right now,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: my man, I'm telling you I'm not my isn't going
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: in the foreclosure? Okay, you know what. You're getting angry
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: with me, But really, if you have paid your bills,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't be in this situation. You know what I
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: mean that I'm paying my bills, but ifally you're not
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: paying yours because you're on your way in the foreclosure.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: And now you're getting upset with me when I'm just
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: a realtor calling trying to trying to catch funny to me. Funny,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I'm on my candle, my business barbecue right now, Dude,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not this zero. Let's just a general fear of
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: me going in the foreclosure. The attitude is not necessary.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, this is probably didn't call me with
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: this bullet. This is probably your last barbecue on the deck,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: So enjoy that. Look you come over here and you
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: call me again, you'll be on the brol You got me.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: All I'm telling you is this right here? Bro, they
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: come in to close your house out in two weeks.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: All I wanted was the schematics on your house. That's
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: all I wanted. Well, obviously you have all information you need.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: You already know more about what's going on with my
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: personal fears than I do. But I'm gonna tell you
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a problem to come out knos to
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: my fucking door. Okay, Well, I need to come up
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: and take a look at my house getting foreclosed on
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: that that that's not how it works, all right. I
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: need to come up and take some pictures of the house.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: So is that gonna be the internet? Get up the internet?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: But you got I need to come in. I need
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: to come inside, sir, and see the condition of the house. Yeah,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: you me right. I'm not going in the foreclosure. I'm
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: up to date with all my You're not coming to
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: my house. You're not getting inside the house. Okay, you
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Well, I tell you
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: what you're you're your co worker, Michaela. She thinks, she
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: seems to think different, Michayla. Don't you work with Michaela?
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, what's MICHAELA got to do with this? MICHAELA
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: got me to call you baby this nephew, time me
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: for the Steve Harvey more on this show. Russell, you've
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: been prank baby you been? Baby? Oh my god, oh my,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: oh my god. Oh that's crazy. Man. I'm like, man,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I got up to date. Man, I'm talking about I'm
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: up to date. Man. You up to date? Baby? Tell
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: me this. What's the baddest and I mean the baddest
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land, Harvey Morning Show. Baby? You
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: up to date? Baby? You up to date? Wow? You
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: play way to you come over here if you want to.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be on the grill. Yeah, man, I tell
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: you what, come here too. If you come my knock
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: on my door in two weeks, gonna be a problem. Yeah,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: dog full blown. Just need you know. All right, come on, man,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk my bill. I'm gonna talk my bills
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: like I am my woman. Come on, I ain't never
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: heard that. Yeah, that was my line. Now that was scary,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: booster button baby. He said, hey man, hey, hey, hey man,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: hold on, I didn't ask you twice. Who are you now?
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: The animal? Personal business? What what? What? What you want? Yeah?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: But then time me try to get offended, just the relative.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna talk down to me. But he didn't
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: told you. But you got all the wrong information. Man,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: All that's the wrong information, right, But I'm gonna coming
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: gave him all the right information now, very they're all good, though,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: King of Prank, I was trying to be stupid for y'all.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I just work harder trying to be stupid for y'all.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Some of them would be going too far, Shirley, don't
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: tell him that some of this is just too far much.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: His life is in danger. Couple of them all right,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letters subjects
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: you're single unless you're married. We'll get into it right
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: after this. You're morning show Time now for today's Strawberry Letter,
• 52:06
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• 52:10
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• 52:24
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• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Here it ease. Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew. Subject your
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: single unless you're married is the subject? All right? Dear
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, I am thirty six years old and I've
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: been in a great relationship for four years. A year ago,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I noticed a change in my man and changes in
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: our sex life. If I initiated sex, he made up
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: excuses like he has acid reflux and he's scared sex
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: might give him a heart attack. Then I saw a
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: text on his phone that said I of you too.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I asked about it, and he said he texted her
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: some relationship advice that was only responding to her. He said,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: it's no big deal to love a friend without romantic involvement.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I told him if he continued to send messages like that,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: he was going to need some relationship advice too. After that,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: he changed his password to his fingerprint to access his phone,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: so I had to be creative to find out if
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: he was sneaking around with another female. I checked to
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: social media direct messages and all of the proof was there.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: His advice in quotations to her was to leave her
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: man and be with him. I found out he'd introduced
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: her to his mother as his future wife, and that
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: broke my heart. I sat and wrote him a note
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: telling him what I had seen and told him i'd
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: be at my sister's while I figured things out. He
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: called me and said he loves me, but he's not
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: in love with me. He also said he is not
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: in love with the new girl, but he's very close
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: to it. He apologized to me and said I have
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: every right to be hurt, but I shouldn't be upset
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: because we were just dating, not married. He said, technically
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: he's single, and so am I. Why did he stay
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: with me with four years and use me until something
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: better came along. We talked about marriage, but I guess
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: he had other plans. I was blindsided and I feel
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: like a fool. I am moving out of his house
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: and his life. Where did where did I go wrong? Whole?
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Technically he's single and so are you. That part is true,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: and you do have every right to be upset. You
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: can be upset if you want to be upset. I'm
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: sorry this happened to you. Four years is a long
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: time for this to be the outcome. And you know,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you were hoping for way more, something a
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: little more permanent, like marriage, since you mentioned marriage in
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: your letters that you guys talked about it. But you know,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I say this better late than never, because it is
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: clear that this man is not for you. He said
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: he loves you like you can I guess love a
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: pet or something. But he's not in love with you.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: So the best thing for you to do is to
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: let him go. The quicker you do that, the sooner
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: you can get on with your life. But the lead,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: the learning process is gonna be gonna be hard for you.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: You say, where did you go wrong? That that's the
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: hard part. He was getting everything he wanted from this relationship,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: sex with you, all the benefits of marriage. You were
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: living together, you know, and and even with that, he
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: still considered you guys single. So these are the lessons
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: that you gotta that you gotta, you know, watch and
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: learn so you won't make these same mistakes again. You
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: weren't getting anything. You weren't moving toward a commitment from him.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Uh So you know, I just don't. I mean, you know,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: how did you play a part in this? I guess
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: is what I'm trying to say. You played a part
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: in this because you allowed this to go on like this.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: You're just dating a man and living with him for
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: four years. You were hoping for something more, but you
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: didn't get that. You wanted to marry him. You know,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: you guys never disgusted only when he brought it up.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: What about what you wanted? And what about you know,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: what he thought about what you wanted? You could have
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: found these things out a little earlier in the relationship
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: if you just, you know, done some digging like you
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: did when you were trying to find out if he
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: was sneaking around cheating on you. So I guess what
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is let this be a lesson. I think
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: you should let this one go. Hopefully you have since
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: you moved out and everything. But next time, you know,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: you have a right to speak your mind and let
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: them know what you want and like Steve says in
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: his book Act like a lady, Think like a man.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Makes some standards and requirements so you won't end up
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: in the same position giving four years of your life
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: to a relationship that really is going nowhere and you're
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: not getting what you want, but they get everything they want.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: So learn from this and move on. Steve subject you're
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: single unless you're married. That's complete and utter bull Every
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: adult knows that if you're not married, you can be
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: in a relationship. You're not single, y'all live together. Single
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: people can do single things. The problem you have is
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: when you're not single, but you're performing as though you
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: are single. If you're in a committed relationship, living with
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: a person is a committed relationship. Marriage is a committed,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: committed relationship. So y'all in a relationship, he ain't single.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: I'm a thirty six year old. I've been in a
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: great relationship for four years. Boy, it is when went
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: down here pretty fast, though, been a year ago. Changing
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: your man's sex life. If I initiated sex, he made
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: up excuses like he had acid reflex and he scared
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: sex might give him a heart attack. Wow, this is
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: called pre existing conditions. Who let's acid reflex stopped them
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: from having sex. I don't know, I've vomited and won't
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: it six? Oh good Cross, I've had diar real sex
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: on that night. On that note, we'll have part two
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: of your response, sir, get yourself together coming up in
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry Letters subject
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: you're single unless you're married. We'll get back into it
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to all right, Steve, come on,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject your single until you're married. Well, okay,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: that's how you want to go with it, but I
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: think it's bogus the way he played this woman year
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: agold had a wonderful relationship. She thirty six that sex
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: in the chap had a change in a sex life
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: if she initiated sex. The dude made up excuse like
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: he had acid reflux and he was scared that sex
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: might give him a heart attack. You thirty six, First
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: of all, how old is he? Because if he's the
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: same age as you, he in bad shape. He's scared
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: sex gonna give him a heart attack. I have had
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: sex to try to have a heart attack. Prince wrote
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: a song that says, when we make love crazy in love,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: having a hundred million to h a tax. Damn you,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: that was a song. When we make love is like
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: having a hundred million little heart attacks. That's a song
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: you make love to have a heart attack. Now he
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: don't want to have set because he's scared attack my heart.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: This is not about you, sir. No, I'm telling you
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: how wrong this dude is. All right. Then you saw
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: a phone attack on the phone say I love you too.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Then you confronted the man about it, and he said
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: it ain't no big deal. He was giving her some
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  Speaker 1: romantic advice, which he was. But the thing of it
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  Speaker 1: is is you told him if he continued to see
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  Speaker 1: a message like that, that she was gonna need some
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  Speaker 1: advice too, all right. So he changed the password, he
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  Speaker 1: put his finger on and everything right now. So now
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  Speaker 1: she got creative and went through his messages and found
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  Speaker 1: out on social media that he had advice to her
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  Speaker 1: was to leave her man and be with him. And
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  Speaker 1: you find out he induced her to his mother as
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  Speaker 1: his future wife. That broke her hard. Then you wrote
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  Speaker 1: him a note. You told him that you be at
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  Speaker 1: your sister's house while while you figured this out. Then
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  Speaker 1: he did it hit the whole crux of the whole letter.
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  Speaker 1: Right here. He called you said he loves you, but
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  Speaker 1: he's not in love with you. You need to be
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  Speaker 1: in love to marry somebody, and everybody on this show
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  Speaker 1: could tell you that you got to be in love.
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  Speaker 1: Both show definitely you got to get to marry somebody.
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  Speaker 1: So that that's a bummer right there. He also said
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  Speaker 1: he's not in love with the new girl, but he's
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  Speaker 1: very close to it. Did you not get a text
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  Speaker 1: that said I love you too? That's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: It was in the tax So now he just trying
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  Speaker 1: to let you down soft. But then here he goes
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  Speaker 1: he apologized to you and said you got every right
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  Speaker 1: to be hurt, but I shouldn't be upset. See this,
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  Speaker 1: this dude right here, he know how to draw the
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  Speaker 1: difference between upset and hurt, Like them two ain't the
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  Speaker 1: same damn thing. Whatever. Right, you got every right to
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  Speaker 1: be hurt, but you shouldn't be upset because we were
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  Speaker 1: just dating, not married for four years. Fool. We lived
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  Speaker 1: in your house, right, this ain't dating. We live together.
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  Speaker 1: In some states that's called common and law. So technically
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  Speaker 1: he's singling, So am I Why did he stay with
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  Speaker 1: me four years and use me until something better came along?
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  Speaker 1: First of all sins to stop beating yourself up. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know the something the better has come along. That's true.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know that. Let me tell you something else
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  Speaker 1: I want you to do. We had talked about marriage,
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  Speaker 1: and I guess he had other plans. I was blindsided.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like a fool. I'm moving out of his house,
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  Speaker 1: in his life. Where did I go wrong? You didn't
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  Speaker 1: go wrong? Nowhere, You didn't go wrong. See that's what
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  Speaker 1: happens to a lot of ladies or dude becomes an
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  Speaker 1: a hole and then all of a sudden you take
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  Speaker 1: the blame and where it like you did something. You
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  Speaker 1: got a man that the lied. We wasn't we wasn't
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  Speaker 1: we were single? Food, she lived in your house. You
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  Speaker 1: find a message that say I love you too. He
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  Speaker 1: tell you he ain't in love with her, but he closed.
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  Speaker 1: How the heir? Are you close in love? What is there?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? I'm not in love with her, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm close kinda? There ain't no songs about now. It's
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  Speaker 1: songs that say I believe, I believe, I believe I'm
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  Speaker 1: falling in love. That's a song, but the key word
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  Speaker 1: he said, I believe I'm falling in love. Did the
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no song out there going stay with me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: almost there. I'm almost in love with you. Ain't come
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  Speaker 1: on now, stay with me. I'm almost there. I'm almost
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  Speaker 1: in love with you, almost almost damn near. Dare kind
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  Speaker 1: of kind, but I don't know when. Hon't wait a
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  Speaker 1: while alone, I'm almost in love. Moost your comments Today's
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters you hit song I'm Almost in a little
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  Speaker 1: on demand as well. You're listening to morning show Lower
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  Speaker 1: the lights please, ladies, and time for Junior's Poetry Hours.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just say this quick, this poem right here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: forget that. The point of the poem is is getting
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  Speaker 1: close to going back to school, right yeah. And everybody
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  Speaker 1: that's uncles don't get appreciated because we help Now. I
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  Speaker 1: got a seventeen year old nephew desks by to be
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  Speaker 1: in the same grade with the fourteen years He didn't
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  Speaker 1: call me, and you don't say that on the air.
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  Speaker 1: On Hold on, first of all, hold on, what you want?
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  Speaker 1: What you want me to act like it ain't hell Okay,
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  Speaker 1: my people, they know what you want to act like
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  Speaker 1: he's a spil because he's not right. Should I be
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  Speaker 1: shamed of the fact that what he won't do? Now
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  Speaker 1: the fourteen year old then't damn Niver caught the seventeen
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  Speaker 1: year old. But I didn't think it was gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: But nor I'm mercy they won great appause like that. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, would he go in the classroom? They think
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  Speaker 1: the teacher didn't walk in all I'm saying. What im
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  Speaker 1: just saying. He asked me for some stuff, and I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to let him know this. Now, the name
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  Speaker 1: of the poem is I'm just Huncle. Here I'll go
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  Speaker 1: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
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  Speaker 1: hey hey hey hey. I'm just Huncle. Stop asking me
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  Speaker 1: for cash, okay, because when I helped you out, you
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  Speaker 1: don't do number. Walk in the other room and just
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  Speaker 1: talk trade. Go bag your mom and your daddy because
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  Speaker 1: they the one that had you. Because I'm just Huncle,
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  Speaker 1: I can do all I can do. Now that I
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  Speaker 1: know you're going back to school and you like new stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm lived out here in La Rid Highs hell man,
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  Speaker 1: it's even rough. Now. I'm not trying to be mean,
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  Speaker 1: because I really do love you with all my heart.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna get a jump on this. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: say no before you even start. I'm just hum That's
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  Speaker 1: all I can do. That was called the style conversation.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you're doing. You're sitting there looking for rhymes.
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  Speaker 1: That's no rhymes, and it ain't got to be. It
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  Speaker 1: was that called you don't you have different styles? This
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  Speaker 1: was called the style of conversation. I don't get what
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to him. I don't This is style?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have? Do you have? Do you have any
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  Speaker 1: kids asking you for? Yeah? Okay, But this was the
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  Speaker 1: style of car. It's called style of cars. I created it.
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  Speaker 1: We know that at this was just most deaf. Why
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  Speaker 1: would I go listen to most most deafening the style
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  Speaker 1: of conversation A style you made up? All Right, we
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  Speaker 1: gotta go, we'll be back. You're listening to In the
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  Speaker 1: divided nation we all currently inhabit, it's nice to know
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: that there are still some things we can still agree on,
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  Speaker 1: and that is sandwiches. Sandwiches are delicious, right. Everybody loves
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  Speaker 1: a great sandwich. Right, but still there's plenty of room
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  Speaker 1: for healthy debate and disagreement about what's the best sandwich. Okay,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: to settle things once and for all, Once and for all,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna settle this. You gov dot com ranopole to
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  Speaker 1: find out which ones were most cherished sandwiches in our country.
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  Speaker 1: Here are the results. All right, Okay, let's not do that.
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  Speaker 1: Hold Ty Sherley, before you do that, what's the question
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  Speaker 1: we ought to ask each other before you do the survey?
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  Speaker 1: What's your favorite all time favorite damn sandwich? I knew it?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I like a damn easy junior. What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Peanut butter and jelly all day long? Hey, miss hey,
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  Speaker 1: miss Tommy, what is it? Grill turkey and pepper jack cheek? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: real turkey and pepper jack cheese. And he's so white
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  Speaker 1: keeping that's bad. Ms Poe ass Black talking about some
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  Speaker 1: damn pepper jack cheese. Hey, I like pepper put some
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  Speaker 1: salt on it. I don't care about they don't hurt
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  Speaker 1: my sandwich. Y'all? Call what's your favorite sandwich? All time?
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  Speaker 1: B l t H b lt bacon let us into me?
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  Speaker 1: That was mine? But girl, we could ride together. When
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  Speaker 1: I was a kid, it was ham sandwich. But um,
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  Speaker 1: does cheeseburger count? That's not a sandwich. Okay, that's a burger,
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  Speaker 1: all right, so I gotta say, yeah, I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was because it's cheeseburger all day cheesburger. Yeah about you, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, what's my favorite sandwich? Yes? All right, y'a,
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  Speaker 1: all ready, buckle up, come up and take you. I
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  Speaker 1: know what you're gonna say. What hotday veld veto real
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  Speaker 1: cheese sand gotta be very old veto, you say, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I don't give it stopped up them, which probably is
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  Speaker 1: not even real cheese mercy when you sliced it and
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  Speaker 1: made of grilled cheese sandwich. I don't eat that, note bot,
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  Speaker 1: but I could, I probably would. Guess what sal cheese
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  Speaker 1: sandwich and government grilled cheese. Guess what, Steve? Huh? That
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  Speaker 1: is the number one sandwich in America. Grilled cheese cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you cheese? H gad cheese everybody though, adults and
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  Speaker 1: junior I like, I like peanut butter sandwiches, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't like peanut butter and Chelly, I just like peanuts. Up,
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  Speaker 1: I just like peanut butter. I don't like you're the
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  Speaker 1: guy in my daddy house. Really, you had a grape,
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  Speaker 1: big giant jaw of grape jelly, Well, real grape in
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  Speaker 1: that jaw. To no man, it was just purple yall
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  Speaker 1: purple it hand. I ain't never read the label less
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  Speaker 1: than one percent real fruit. Okay, listen to me. If
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  Speaker 1: you got some grape jelly and the label says less
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  Speaker 1: than one percent real fruit, what they've done, y'all? Hold
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  Speaker 1: up some hot water with some purple glading now with
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: some jelly gelatin in it, and one grape skin one?
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  Speaker 1: All right, we got more, more sandwiches, more Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: morning shows coming up right after this. We'll be back
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  Speaker 1: at twenty after you're listening to the String show. So
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  Speaker 1: listen to this story, guys. A Meath manufacturing company experienced
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: a glitch in its payroll recently and accidentally paid a
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: worker three hundred times his salary, and now they can't
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: seem to find the guy. The worker expected his usual
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  Speaker 1: monthly check of five hundred and forty five dollars, but
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: instead received a check for more than one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: eighty thousand dollars. Now when he noticed, yeah, when he
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: noticed the mistake, he alerted his manager, who told him
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  Speaker 1: to go to his bank and repay the money, but
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  Speaker 1: he never did and the company can't find him. They
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: tried to reach him for several days and eventually received
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: a letter from his attorney informing them of his resignation.
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  Speaker 1: He hasn't been heard from since. The company has filed
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: a complaint with the least, but no arrest has been made.
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  Speaker 1: So the question to you, guys is what would you
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  Speaker 1: do in this situation if you got paid three hundred
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  Speaker 1: times your salary? Oh, I'm out. I'm telling you. I
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  Speaker 1: will die in front of you right there. You would
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  Speaker 1: think I'm gone, flat out, roll me out the dough.
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  Speaker 1: Pardon I'm gone, Junior. I call in him. I will
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  Speaker 1: call see how y'all doing? How do I want to
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  Speaker 1: show doing? Not coming back? Boy? Y'all? Stay boy? Three
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  Speaker 1: hundred times you'll pay? All right, We'll have more, thanks, guys,
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  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do a round of would you rather? At thirty
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  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Right after this you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the String Show? All right, guys, time now for
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  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather be you stuck on
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  Speaker 1: an island for eternity all on your own, all on
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  Speaker 1: your own, or would you rather be stuck on an
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  Speaker 1: island for eternity with someone you hate? M Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: give me b I'm gonna go with B because me
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  Speaker 1: and me and me and him gonna have to work
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  Speaker 1: through somethings so we can survive this thing. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: about to talk to I hope it's a me and huh. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: really work it out, b Be for me, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: drive myself crazy about my damns. Now I got to be.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on an island now, tal me with all those
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  Speaker 1: people in your head, man, plead, I got to I
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  Speaker 1: got to do be. I got to have somebody. I
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  Speaker 1: can talk to you, even we don't like you till
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  Speaker 1: I got to have somebody, all right. Take it back
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  Speaker 1: to your school days. Would you rather be prim king
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: or valedictorian? Oh, prim king? Whatever? I feel to be Victoria.
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  Speaker 1: That would have ruined my whole high school experience. All
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: that study and this stuff, well you know the stuff
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  Speaker 1: I'd have missed trying to get this A on this test.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn by no A on no tests, man,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get out here learn these social skills all a's. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do you know what that would have took out of me? Man?
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  Speaker 1: In order for me to get all a's in high school,
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  Speaker 1: I'd have had to sell my bike. I'd have had
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  Speaker 1: to withdrawal from all extra curriculum axctivities. I'd have to
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  Speaker 1: stop playing sports. I'd have to what else I gotta give.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't have no girlfriend. I didn't have a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of success then, but most of my time with
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  Speaker 1: women was spit trying. Yea, the success ratio that wasn't
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: high at all, but the effort I had to put
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  Speaker 1: in just to talk to one junior started on, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's problem season right now? Yeah? I was. I was.
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  Speaker 1: That's a touch of subject. I was a runner up front.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't win. I couldn't get black vote back then
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  Speaker 1: you lost, Tommy, I lost lost. They wasn't voting. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you went to school. But but see Timmy, you
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  Speaker 1: he was after me using school white kids. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: but but I couldn't get the black kids to vote.
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  Speaker 1: That was my proper so looking change, we're voting now,
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  Speaker 1: We're voting now, we are voting now? All right, um,
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  Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you guys. That's today's round of
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  Speaker 1: would you rather? Coming up at forty nine minutes after
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: it's the last break of the day, and we'll have
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  Speaker 1: some closing remarks for you right after this. You're listening,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Here we are, last break of the day. Wow,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: what a week it's been. Huh. So you have some
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks for Steve. Oh, I got you, okay. In
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  Speaker 1: light of encouraging people and getting people to understand the
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  Speaker 1: process that we are all involved in when it comes
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  Speaker 1: to finding our success in our happiness, we are all
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  Speaker 1: in the process. And you know, one of the things
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  Speaker 1: when you're trying to become happy, or you're you're seeking
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  Speaker 1: out your success, your position in life, what you're gonna do,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: how you're gonna get it done. Maybe you start a business,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: maybe trying to get a promotion, maybe trying to finish school,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is, you're gonna run an to some things.
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  Speaker 1: That is just life. You are not the only one.
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  Speaker 1: But when you get hit with one of them hardness,
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  Speaker 1: one that kind of slows your roll a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: and we all have them, one that kind of knocks
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  Speaker 1: you down and you didn't see it coming. I mean, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's life is difficult, man, it really really is. And
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: all of us have to face some of these challenges
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  Speaker 1: that are so heavy that it feels like it knocks
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  Speaker 1: us out to game. And you can be thrown for
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  Speaker 1: a moment. Don't get me wrong, it's human nature. You
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: can get tossed up pretty bad where you feel like
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: giving up. You can you can get tossed up pretty
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: bad where you feel like, well this is the end.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: But when you get knocked down, when you get ran over,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: when you get push when you're exhausted, you gotta get
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  Speaker 1: back in the game. You have to get back in
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: the game. It's still no excuse for not getting back
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  Speaker 1: in the game. Because life is ten percent what happens
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: to you. It's what you do about it. Everybody has hardships,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: everybody has challenge moments. Everybody gets knocked down, everybody get
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: ran over, everybody get blindside it. But you have got
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: to get back in the game. You don't have the time.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Time is too precious for you to just sit on
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  Speaker 1: the sideline on the bench, not playing anymore. You can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. God is your coach, and with God all
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: things are possible. I want to ask you something when
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: God is doing what he does, when he's in the background,
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  Speaker 1: moving on your behalf, when he's back there working out
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: things that you don't know that's working on, when he
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: is working on your behalf just because he knows you've
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: been asking him to, if he'd been secretly working on
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  Speaker 1: your behalf because you his child, because you honor him,
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  Speaker 1: love him, in respect him. If he's in the background
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: working on your behalf. Wouldn't you like to be on
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  Speaker 1: the field for the end of the game. Wouldn't you
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  Speaker 1: like to be on the field when the results come
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  Speaker 1: in when God get through doing what he doing. Wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: you love to be there when He puts his stamp
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: of approval on it. Wouldn't you like to be on
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: the field in the game when the package that you've
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: been praying for finally arrives. Wouldn't you like to be
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: in the field in the game when He finally answered
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: that prayer. Wouldn't you like to be there standing on
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  Speaker 1: the field when it all turns around and all your
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: haters got to sit there and become your footstools. Wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: you like to be on the field for that? I
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  Speaker 1: know I would. I want to be on the field.
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  Speaker 1: When God starts passing out victories, I want to take
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  Speaker 1: a victory left. When God starts blessing you when everybody
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  Speaker 1: said was over. I love it when God proved people wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I absolutely love it. I love it when God say
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing you can do to my child that he
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  Speaker 1: can't handle. And when you get through starting these fires
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  Speaker 1: around him, when you get through messing with him, look
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  Speaker 1: at him. He gonna be stronger and bigger and brighter
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  Speaker 1: and better than ever when you was laughing at him,
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  Speaker 1: when you thought he folded and I came to his rescue.
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  Speaker 1: Who laughing. Now all the people in the stands will
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  Speaker 1: see it. You won't have to shove it in nobody's face.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they're gonna see it. They're gonna be sicker, they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna try something else. But at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 1: I want to be on the field when it's over,
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  Speaker 1: when God comes through, when he show up like he
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  Speaker 1: always does. I don't care if it's the last second
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  Speaker 1: field goal, as long as I win the game. What
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  Speaker 1: difference doing me. I got hurt while I was playing,
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  Speaker 1: but I want I'll take that. God got a great
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  Speaker 1: life for you. But you got to stay in the
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  Speaker 1: game to get it. God got a great life for you,
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  Speaker 1: but you gotta get up when you get ran over.
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  Speaker 1: God got a great life for you, but you gotta
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  Speaker 1: hang on when you feel like sitting down. God got
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  Speaker 1: a great life for you, but you will never know
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  Speaker 1: how great it is until you get the end results.
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  Speaker 1: You'll never know how great it is until you hanging
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  Speaker 1: out and see what God finally had worked out for you.
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  Speaker 1: Stay on the field, get back in the game. It's critical.
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  Speaker 1: It's critical. I want to be on the field when
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  Speaker 1: they're doing the victory lab. Those are my closing remarks. Wow,
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